[00:00:00] What kind of racist accent can we start this show off with?

[00:00:05] I feel like we've gone through all of them.

[00:00:07] Have we done Italian?

[00:00:09] You know, because there's got a...

[00:00:10] It's like a Diglián.

[00:00:11] There's what?

[00:00:12] 119 countries, right?

[00:00:13] Yeah.

[00:00:14] So there's got to be 119 different accents.

[00:00:16] Well, there's like...

[00:00:17] At least.

[00:00:18] I can name like six countries.

[00:00:19] We're about Caribbean.

[00:00:20] Have we done Caribbean?

[00:00:21] Bumba clock.

[00:00:22] Yeah.

[00:00:23] Oh, no, Dusty.

[00:00:24] Yeah.

[00:00:25] Really hip-hop.

[00:00:26] That was like one of our first...

[00:00:27] Yeah, sure, sure.

[00:00:28] Okay, all right.

[00:00:29] Let's think something else.

[00:00:30] Mongolian's just Chinese.

[00:00:31] That's a different kind of Chinese.

[00:00:32] That's just a type of China.

[00:00:33] They got a damn new type of Chinese.

[00:00:37] Do they?

[00:00:38] Mongolian.

[00:00:39] Oh, yeah.

[00:00:40] Mongolian barbecue is the best food.

[00:00:43] Yeah, it's true.

[00:00:44] The best is the places where they let you just go ham on the fucking...

[00:00:48] Put every ingredient in every sauce.

[00:00:50] Yeah.

[00:00:51] Oh, good.

[00:00:52] But then you do a buffet style where you have like,

[00:00:54] just you pay $15 anner and then you get whatever the fuck you want.

[00:00:57] Well, my dick stiffens when I see that shit, dude.

[00:01:00] Did you go to the Mongolian barbecue place in Ozarks,

[00:01:03] that fucking bull...

[00:01:05] The comedy club, the casino?

[00:01:06] That's actually a good...

[00:01:07] No.

[00:01:08] ...but in the middle of fucking nowhere.

[00:01:09] No, no, no.

[00:01:10] The Arkansas game?

[00:01:11] Yeah, the guy, the kid who was opening...

[00:01:14] I say kid, he was like fucking five years old.

[00:01:16] The Indian guy?

[00:01:17] Yeah, the Indian guy.

[00:01:18] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:01:19] He does...

[00:01:20] Shit, he works for Smuckers.

[00:01:22] Yeah, he does.

[00:01:23] He works for like a peanut butter and jelly company.

[00:01:26] And you know, he's pretty funny for a guy that lives in the...

[00:01:30] Literally the middle of fucking nowhere.

[00:01:32] It's incredible, dude.

[00:01:33] And he has this like fucked up visa where he's only allowed to work for Smuckers.

[00:01:38] So he can...

[00:01:39] Really?

[00:01:40] Wait, he's from India?

[00:01:41] Straight up?

[00:01:42] No, he's from like Bangladesh or something.

[00:01:44] Yeah, I remember.

[00:01:45] Scrate up, alright.

[00:01:46] Yeah.

[00:01:47] Uh, and so he, when he does comedy, they just can't pay him.

[00:01:52] What?

[00:01:53] Yeah.

[00:01:54] He won't negotiate like an under the deal table.

[00:01:56] That's why you get paid so much of your feature there.

[00:01:58] Oh, hell yeah.

[00:01:59] He's like, just give my pay to the feature act.

[00:02:01] Oh, nice.

[00:02:02] That was a fact.

[00:02:03] That was a fact.

[00:02:04] That was a fact.

[00:02:05] Yeah, chill him.

[00:02:06] That was a nice...

[00:02:07] He's a cool guy.

[00:02:08] Yeah.

[00:02:09] And he's...

[00:02:10] And so if you're ever in the middle of fucking Oklahoma or Arkansas or whatever,

[00:02:12] just go check out the one comedian.

[00:02:14] He's Indian.

[00:02:15] I forget his name.

[00:02:16] Me too, but he's a cool guy.

[00:02:17] Yeah.

[00:02:18] But he brought us...

[00:02:19] Well, you know, because he lives in a small town.

[00:02:21] Mm-hmm.

[00:02:22] So even though he's like Indian.

[00:02:23] He comes from like a country with, you know, some of the best food.

[00:02:26] Yeah.

[00:02:27] I think.

[00:02:28] Yeah.

[00:02:29] I mean, the reason they were colonized is because the British were like...

[00:02:31] The spices.

[00:02:32] All of these spices.

[00:02:33] Yeah.

[00:02:34] Yeah.

[00:02:35] Yeah.

[00:02:36] How?

[00:02:37] The spires.

[00:02:38] Yeah.

[00:02:39] Yeah.

[00:02:40] And he's like, I need to rape.

[00:02:41] Oh, no.

[00:02:42] I need to rape.

[00:02:43] Literally.

[00:02:44] Literally.

[00:02:45] Literally, right.

[00:02:46] It's something about...

[00:02:47] It's not a subcontinent.

[00:02:48] It's something about turmeric.

[00:02:49] Get your dick hard, dude.

[00:02:50] Uh, come in.

[00:02:51] Come in.

[00:02:52] Come in.

[00:02:53] Human.

[00:02:54] Fuck up, dude.

[00:02:55] It's common.

[00:02:56] Anthony coming.

[00:02:57] Yeah.

[00:02:58] Um, that was tough.

[00:02:59] So...

[00:03:00] Uh, well, I had to count.

[00:03:02] So he comes from there.

[00:03:03] Yeah.

[00:03:04] And then he was like, yeah, let me take you to like the cool part of town.

[00:03:06] And it's literally a fucking strip mall that's like...

[00:03:09] Yeah.

[00:03:10] Papa John's.

[00:03:11] Yeah.

[00:03:12] There was one bar.

[00:03:13] And he closed at 10 p.m.

[00:03:14] On a Saturday.

[00:03:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:03:16] The bar closed at 10 p.m.

[00:03:18] Yeah.

[00:03:19] I mean, like, you know, and so funny, it's like all those conservatives that get mad.

[00:03:21] They're like, I fucking told you Starbucks, try Trump on the cup.

[00:03:26] Right.

[00:03:27] And it's like, all this shit is Starbucks-centric because that's the only store in their town.

[00:03:32] Right.

[00:03:33] It's the most cosmopolitan place.

[00:03:34] Right.

[00:03:35] They're like, they're shoving Sarah Bareilles CDs down our fucking throat.

[00:03:39] Well, they get angry about everything that's happening at the Starbucks and they go on their

[00:03:42] 25-minute rant.

[00:03:43] They're like, no, can I get a tall flat white with extra, you know, like, and they also just

[00:03:48] love Starbucks.

[00:03:49] Of course.

[00:03:50] I mean, you know.

[00:03:51] But Starbucks is literally just like, it's like a dressed up McDonald's.

[00:03:53] It's a chain.

[00:03:54] Yeah.

[00:03:55] It's not real Italian.

[00:03:56] It's not real Italian.

[00:03:57] It's not real Italian, a cup of cheese.

[00:03:58] The cup of cheese.

[00:03:59] A cup of cheese.

[00:04:00] A cup of china.

[00:04:01] A cup of caffi.

[00:04:02] A cup of caffi.

[00:04:03] Y'all, looking at Brandon.

[00:04:04] Brandon ordered-

[00:04:05] We'll never talk about him again.

[00:04:06] He ordered Cafe con leche with soy milk, so he ordered coffee milk and with soy milk.

[00:04:13] He didn't.

[00:04:14] Have you ever used a question I have?

[00:04:16] Have you ever- your boys have been hanging out?

[00:04:18] Yeah.

[00:04:19] You beat off in your room while your friends are hanging out in your apartment.

[00:04:22] Oh yeah, Brandon Master, Brandon Master, Brandon Master, Brandon.

[00:04:24] I didn't say it.

[00:04:25] I didn't say it.

[00:04:26] Brandon Wain to a room to Master, Brandon Master.

[00:04:27] I did not say who did it.

[00:04:28] Oh my God.

[00:04:29] I said in general, did anybody.

[00:04:31] He said we couldn't talk shit if we borrowed his microphone and we did not borrow his microphone.

[00:04:36] Oh, first of all, we're going to steal that microphone.

[00:04:40] No, it's not.

[00:04:41] It's not an XLR.

[00:04:42] It's USB.

[00:04:43] It's USB.

[00:04:44] Anyway, why did you have a fucking microphone?

[00:04:45] I don't know.

[00:04:46] Because he's a voice over actor.

[00:04:47] Start a podcast.

[00:04:48] He did the whole movie.

[00:04:49] You didn't know that?

[00:04:50] No, I didn't.

[00:04:51] He got 50,000.

[00:04:52] I would've.

[00:04:53] That's not that much.

[00:04:54] Did you guys see Sausage?

[00:04:55] He played Andy's little sister and toy star.

[00:04:59] Brandon's...

[00:05:00] Did you guys see what was his party?

[00:05:03] No, I didn't.

[00:05:05] It sucked.

[00:05:06] Can we...

[00:05:07] Can Sav and I...

[00:05:08] First of all, let me tell you something.

[00:05:09] A little Hollywood tip.

[00:05:10] Don't ever say anything sucks.

[00:05:12] It didn't suck.

[00:05:13] It was good.

[00:05:14] Everything's great.

[00:05:15] You're making this business like me.

[00:05:16] Oh, yeah.

[00:05:17] Damn, Hollywood mowing.

[00:05:18] Yeah.

[00:05:19] Mellow Boomin is changing this too.

[00:05:21] You don't talk shit about things?

[00:05:22] You're done talking shit?

[00:05:23] No, not at all.

[00:05:24] Well, I still talk shit because I'm a New York style.

[00:05:27] Oh, yeah.

[00:05:28] We're fucking a couple of Paisons over here, dude.

[00:05:30] Yeah.

[00:05:31] Yeah, Maron, I fucking hated Sausage Party.

[00:05:33] I can't wait until somebody gets me fired from a job so I can just go back to being a

[00:05:37] monster.

[00:05:38] Yeah, you hate being employed.

[00:05:39] I'm on stab.

[00:05:40] All right.

[00:05:41] Can we talk about something?

[00:05:42] No, wait.

[00:05:43] We're talking about something.

[00:05:44] The Indian guy.

[00:05:45] No.

[00:05:46] No.

[00:05:47] I'm going to talk about this to that Mongolian bar.

[00:05:48] I didn't go to Mongolian bar, which was all staffed by like good old boys.

[00:05:52] Yeah, it's weird.

[00:05:53] Which is bizarre.

[00:05:54] They were like, do you want the Szechuan sauce or which one did you want?

[00:05:58] You said you got the hot pot, right?

[00:06:01] Okay.

[00:06:02] Yeah, personally, Szechuan is my favorite.

[00:06:06] I'll try the Szechuan.

[00:06:08] It's more of like a Fuzhou style, but all that shit is just comes out of like fucking

[00:06:13] bags that has the sauce labeled.

[00:06:15] Like, I feel like the fucking Chinese food there was just spaghetti with teriyaki sauce.

[00:06:19] Dude, I had a check.

[00:06:20] One of my favorite things that used to be if I was on the road in the middle of fucking

[00:06:25] nowhere to go get like the worst Chinese food that I could find.

[00:06:30] That makes me sad.

[00:06:31] And I had Chinese buffet in like Fort Stockton, Texas.

[00:06:34] Jesus Christ, what is that even look like?

[00:06:36] It was so fucking bad.

[00:06:39] It was really bad.

[00:06:40] Chicken nuggets or general so's.

[00:06:42] Chinese buffet in Appleton, Wisconsin.

[00:06:44] It doesn't sound, Wisconsin should be okay.

[00:06:46] Yeah, but Appleton is the middle of fucking nowhere.

[00:06:48] Oh, I didn't know.

[00:06:49] Yeah.

[00:06:50] With that high-line, Scott Cafe.

[00:06:51] Skyline, yeah.

[00:06:52] Yeah.

[00:06:53] Skyline.

[00:06:54] And then when I went to New Hampshire last year, we stopped at someplace that was like

[00:06:57] the dragon secret.

[00:06:59] And they got like sweet and sour pork and it just comes out and like a lot of places

[00:07:06] do this where it's just fried puffed balls.

[00:07:09] Yes, yeah.

[00:07:10] And different sauces.

[00:07:11] Covered in like syrup.

[00:07:12] Yeah.

[00:07:13] Well, children's cough syrup.

[00:07:14] Oh, God.

[00:07:15] It's just different syrup.

[00:07:16] Yeah, I felt like I was going to have a stroke on the drive home.

[00:07:19] Oh, dog, we got some fucking in and out today.

[00:07:21] We were real California boys today.

[00:07:23] We did a fucking.

[00:07:24] We did a fucking today.

[00:07:25] We got, we didn't talk any shit.

[00:07:26] Lazed off that Cali Kush.

[00:07:28] In and out is named after the Kevin Klein movie.

[00:07:31] Yeah.

[00:07:32] It's actually named after what I do to your mother's pussies.

[00:07:36] What do you mean?

[00:07:37] I go in and out of them with my dick.

[00:07:39] I fucking guess.

[00:07:40] The show's canceled.

[00:07:41] To Nick's mom.

[00:07:44] Your mom and your mom.

[00:07:45] Look, do you first Hollywood rule?

[00:07:47] Do not ever have sex with my mom without my consent.

[00:07:51] Is that rape?

[00:07:52] Right.

[00:07:53] That was the episode.

[00:07:54] I use Italian rules.

[00:07:56] Anybody wants to fuck my mom.

[00:07:58] They got to go through the ranking mail member of the house.

[00:08:01] And I kissed my ring before they fucked my mom.

[00:08:04] Technically as my ring, I mean my asshole.

[00:08:10] I'm not a ceremony.

[00:08:11] You come to me on this.

[00:08:13] Today I'm letting people fuck my mom.

[00:08:16] You don't even do me.

[00:08:18] It's a great pleasure of kissing me directly on my asshole.

[00:08:25] Fuck.

[00:08:26] But that, yeah, that Indian kid.

[00:08:30] Now what were you talking about?

[00:08:32] We were talking about Brandon or something.

[00:08:34] Mongolian barbecue.

[00:08:35] There's some about Brandon I want to make fun of.

[00:08:37] I don't know.

[00:08:38] There's a lot.

[00:08:39] Last night, let's steal his microphone.

[00:08:43] We're in downtown studios west right now.

[00:08:45] Yeah, we went to Runyon, you have a hike Runyon, my dude.

[00:08:47] What kind of LA shit have you been doing out here, Nicholas?

[00:08:50] Absolutely nothing.

[00:08:51] He's just been going to work to get trans people to get married.

[00:08:55] Oh, yeah, that's true.

[00:08:57] You're canvassing for DSA type shit.

[00:09:01] For pit bulls.

[00:09:02] You want to save pit bulls?

[00:09:04] Sorry, I'm texting.

[00:09:05] Who you texting?

[00:09:06] Anybody cool.

[00:09:07] Now Taylor Catrim called me.

[00:09:08] Oh, nice.

[00:09:09] Taylor's a good funny guy.

[00:09:10] I'm fucking Taylor.

[00:09:11] Good dude.

[00:09:12] Hey, I'm just gonna get back to about dinner.

[00:09:14] I'm trying to get some KBQ.

[00:09:15] Can we talk about last night, please?

[00:09:18] Oh, yeah.

[00:09:19] I've been trying to do it for the last 10 minutes on the show.

[00:09:21] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[00:09:22] I keep forgetting to rail.

[00:09:23] Because it was so fucking wild and fucking weird.

[00:09:26] Last night.

[00:09:27] We were at downtown studios west.

[00:09:29] Oh, that was it.

[00:09:30] We were talking about Brandon and...

[00:09:32] Oh my God.

[00:09:33] No, we got plenty of time, dude.

[00:09:35] We were doing jokes about...

[00:09:37] That's fine.

[00:09:38] We got a voiceover work.

[00:09:39] Yeah, yeah.

[00:09:40] Sausage party.

[00:09:41] Yeah, no.

[00:09:42] No, that was a good movie.

[00:09:43] The little sister.

[00:09:44] Yeah.

[00:09:45] The toy story.

[00:09:46] And then we need more follow-ups on that.

[00:09:48] Okay.

[00:09:49] So let's beat this one out.

[00:09:50] Yeah.

[00:09:51] Yeah.

[00:09:52] Okay.

[00:09:53] We're gonna do a nice little run of Brandon's gay things, Brandon could voice over.

[00:09:57] Okay.

[00:09:58] Okay.

[00:09:59] Okay.

[00:10:00] That's right.

[00:10:01] Let's see.

[00:10:02] The gay train on Thomas the Tank.

[00:10:03] Yeah.

[00:10:04] They don't even have voices.

[00:10:05] Well, the gay is the faces, right?

[00:10:06] The caboots.

[00:10:07] That's why autistic kids love that show, because the trains can't communicate their trains.

[00:10:11] Their trains.

[00:10:12] And then it also teaches them about facial expressions.

[00:10:15] I'm serious.

[00:10:16] You can look up.

[00:10:17] You can look up why...

[00:10:18] Go ahead.

[00:10:19] Type in, why do autistic kids love Thomas the Tank Engine?

[00:10:22] And that's the reason.

[00:10:23] Okay.

[00:10:24] I'll type it, dude.

[00:10:26] Yeah.

[00:10:27] I thought it was because they all got molested by conductors.

[00:10:29] Yeah.

[00:10:30] Doesn't that...

[00:10:31] If you get molested by soap...

[00:10:33] If you get molested by a conductor, you have to become a conductor.

[00:10:36] Yeah.

[00:10:37] It's like the Highlander.

[00:10:38] I look at it.

[00:10:39] They just couldn't come up with names for like the shit train guys do.

[00:10:42] They're like...

[00:10:43] Oh, yeah.

[00:10:44] Engineer, conductor, policeman, doctor.

[00:10:48] I'm the doctor of the train.

[00:10:50] The pilot.

[00:10:51] Basically, I put the coal into a bucket.

[00:10:54] And then so I'm the president of the train.

[00:10:57] You know about...

[00:11:00] That's a great bit, guys.

[00:11:01] If you like that, that's kind of thoughts.

[00:11:03] Check me out at any open mic I've been to in the last 10 years.

[00:11:07] Is that a classic?

[00:11:09] No.

[00:11:10] That's just a style.

[00:11:11] I have so many Molskian notebooks that are like...

[00:11:14] What's up with McDonald's Monopoly?

[00:11:16] Why not like Clue or something?

[00:11:19] That is true.

[00:11:20] Yeah.

[00:11:21] Well, I guess Monopoly is the easiest one.

[00:11:22] We'll do other games before we shoot at McDonald's.

[00:11:25] That would be good, dude.

[00:11:27] You know, why not limit yourself with Monopoly?

[00:11:29] Probably because Milton Bradley did a joint venture.

[00:11:32] He was like a power move towards Burger King.

[00:11:34] Like they're threatening them.

[00:11:36] You know?

[00:11:37] You should Tigo.

[00:11:38] No.

[00:11:39] Monopoly.

[00:11:40] There's big...

[00:11:41] Oh, we've talked about this, but there's no...

[00:11:42] They just have those weird kids.

[00:11:43] There's no like mascot fight BK could get in.

[00:11:46] BK is the best...

[00:11:47] BK Clue is the king.

[00:11:48] Kids club.

[00:11:49] Oh, the king versus Ronald.

[00:11:50] Oh, yeah.

[00:11:51] Why isn't there more fucking...

[00:11:53] Ronald isn't...

[00:11:54] Fanny and Ad fan porn.

[00:11:55] They had that Burger King, like, sneak king.

[00:11:58] It was a Burger King King Xbox game.

[00:12:00] And it's like, oh, this is just for Hispanic children.

[00:12:05] This is gonna be a discount.

[00:12:07] I got you a game.

[00:12:08] It's $15 at Christmas.

[00:12:11] Oh, you could get it for $2 within like six months.

[00:12:14] At a flea market, for sure.

[00:12:16] It was probably a horrific game.

[00:12:18] Oh, yeah.

[00:12:19] That was...

[00:12:20] You know what I was thinking about though,

[00:12:22] speaking of mall stations, that Nick is actually the only one

[00:12:25] that's ever gotten his dick sucked by a male child.

[00:12:29] What do you mean by...

[00:12:30] You already just got this.

[00:12:31] You've got it by a male adult.

[00:12:32] You've gotten your dick sucked by a male adult.

[00:12:34] Yeah.

[00:12:35] Okay.

[00:12:36] Yeah, we talked about this yesterday.

[00:12:37] But it's just pretty...

[00:12:38] But it's just pretty...

[00:12:39] Oh, you got your dick sucked by an adult male?

[00:12:41] That's what that was saying.

[00:12:43] Yeah.

[00:12:44] Maybe I would.

[00:12:45] I'd say she counts as a woman.

[00:12:48] Maybe she's born with it.

[00:12:50] She's always a woman to me.

[00:12:53] Well, she's got a dick.

[00:12:55] And she also has balls.

[00:12:58] She's always a woman to me.

[00:13:01] Who sings that?

[00:13:02] Billy Joel.

[00:13:03] Billy Joel is the only artist I've ever listened to.

[00:13:06] Should we go see him at the garden?

[00:13:07] Yeah, of course.

[00:13:08] Why don't we go, dude?

[00:13:09] Why wouldn't you go see Billy Joel?

[00:13:11] No, the whole...

[00:13:12] At the garden.

[00:13:13] Oh.

[00:13:14] We got to take more fucking...

[00:13:15] It's sold out running the lawn.

[00:13:16] It's sold out running history.

[00:13:17] We haven't done any...

[00:13:18] Any, like, culture.

[00:13:20] Yeah!

[00:13:21] Mullen!

[00:13:22] You did it?

[00:13:23] Mullen, I'm going to try it out.

[00:13:24] What do you think you did it?

[00:13:26] Look how big you're smiling.

[00:13:27] Doesn't it feel awesome?

[00:13:28] No.

[00:13:29] I can't believe you did it.

[00:13:31] Shut up.

[00:13:32] Now I feel outnumbered in this one.

[00:13:33] Everyone's going to come through the mic.

[00:13:34] Well, Adam can't fart because his ass is actually a vagina.

[00:13:37] That's not true.

[00:13:38] He's got a...

[00:13:39] He's got what they call a West Coast asshole.

[00:13:42] This is a big lippy pussy.

[00:13:45] It's like, what are you guys doing?

[00:13:47] It talks also.

[00:13:49] Oh my God.

[00:13:50] I want to hang out also.

[00:13:52] I'm on my fucking parry yet.

[00:13:56] Are you driving?

[00:13:57] Because I'm not fucking driving.

[00:13:59] That's Adam's asshole.

[00:14:00] I'm the only one.

[00:14:01] I need to be a character.

[00:14:02] I am an asshole that is actually a pussy.

[00:14:03] Oh my God.

[00:14:04] Where are my fucking car keys?

[00:14:09] Seriously?

[00:14:10] Somebody wipe me.

[00:14:13] There's blood all over my fucking laps.

[00:14:16] This is disgusting.

[00:14:18] Oh my God.

[00:14:19] Where are my fucking car keys?

[00:14:22] Seriously?

[00:14:23] Somebody wipe me.

[00:14:24] It's disgusting.

[00:14:26] Woo.

[00:14:27] God damn.

[00:14:28] I thought that story.

[00:14:29] I think it's perfect.

[00:14:32] Being in line behind that fucking woman.

[00:14:35] Yeah.

[00:14:36] You didn't know on the podcast?

[00:14:38] Well, it's basically that.

[00:14:39] It was awesome.

[00:14:40] Some like SoCal, Valley Girl, whatever, draping her keys over her fucking arms.

[00:14:46] A man died.

[00:14:47] Like giving her name.

[00:14:48] This goes over to the coffee filling area in Einstein's.

[00:14:52] And it goes to the bathroom and tries the door.

[00:14:55] And it's locked because someone's in there and she goes,

[00:14:57] Are you fucking serious?

[00:14:59] Just mad that someone else in the world has to piss.

[00:15:05] Are you fucking serious?

[00:15:07] She had nowhere to go.

[00:15:09] There was nothing.

[00:15:10] No, no.

[00:15:11] I'm late.

[00:15:12] I'm late for more complaining.

[00:15:13] I have to be home to bitch about everything.

[00:15:18] Oh my God.

[00:15:19] Dad.

[00:15:20] Dad.

[00:15:21] Yes, honey.

[00:15:23] You need some of my millions of dollars?

[00:15:26] Yeah.

[00:15:27] You know what's always weird is girls that flirt with their dads.

[00:15:30] You ever see that like rich girls?

[00:15:31] They're like, Daddy, you look so cute.

[00:15:34] No.

[00:15:35] You flirt with your dad?

[00:15:37] I'm not a rich woman.

[00:15:38] You are a woman.

[00:15:40] I do think I know what you're talking about though.

[00:15:41] It's just like spoiled ass girls.

[00:15:42] It's just like.

[00:15:43] Spoil ass girls that flirt with their dads.

[00:15:44] Because their dads have for money.

[00:15:46] For money.

[00:15:47] They're essentially sugar babies.

[00:15:48] Basically to their fathers.

[00:15:50] Yeah.

[00:15:51] We got a couple of sugar babies on the yard.

[00:15:54] We got a couple of yard boys and sugar babies.

[00:15:58] Ouch, yeah.

[00:16:00] Sugar baby definitely sounds like a fresh prison.

[00:16:02] The fresh meat is a sugar baby.

[00:16:04] It was going like plantation slang.

[00:16:06] Oh, nice.

[00:16:07] Nice.

[00:16:08] We got a couple of June bugs out here.

[00:16:11] Some sugar babies.

[00:16:13] Sugar babies.

[00:16:14] Got some sugar.

[00:16:15] Yeah.

[00:16:16] Anything that ends in babies, bugs, lips or gums, it sounds racist.

[00:16:21] Oh yeah.

[00:16:22] Oh man.

[00:16:23] Yeah baby I didn't even think about it.

[00:16:24] But you can really modify some.

[00:16:26] Got a couple of baby gums out here.

[00:16:29] We got some lip gums.

[00:16:31] A couple of lip gum boys.

[00:16:34] Oh fuck.

[00:16:36] Yeah, we went to be fucking hit up running in Canyon.

[00:16:39] Just saw a lot of nice butts.

[00:16:41] Yeah.

[00:16:42] You know, I feel like I'm fucking swole now.

[00:16:44] We got to go to Muscle Beach dude.

[00:16:45] Yeah.

[00:16:46] We just take off for a call on sick.

[00:16:48] Taylor who just called me, he belongs to the golds in like Venice or whatever or Santa Monica.

[00:16:54] And he's like it's all, it's like just monsters.

[00:16:57] Oh man.

[00:16:58] It's like the biggest dudes.

[00:16:59] I would fit right in there.

[00:17:01] Yeah.

[00:17:02] You know.

[00:17:03] I would go and just fuck them up dude.

[00:17:04] I would just out lift them.

[00:17:05] I go to the Hollywood one and it's all gay guys.

[00:17:09] Hell yeah.

[00:17:10] And they're just, you know, like Jackie's gonna put it up a lot.

[00:17:12] Yeah, they're strong as shit.

[00:17:13] They can put it up a lot.

[00:17:15] Just like voguing in the squad rack.

[00:17:17] They're amazing dude.

[00:17:19] No, there's a lot of the times they'll like take breaks in between sets and start dancing.

[00:17:23] I know serious.

[00:17:24] I know that sounds like a fake thing that I'm making.

[00:17:27] No, that seems really.

[00:17:28] No, yeah, yeah.

[00:17:29] I dance at the gym at the joyous time.

[00:17:31] Although I think of it more as church.

[00:17:33] Yeah.

[00:17:34] You know, I just go to confess with my sins.

[00:17:36] I just go to church to fucking.

[00:17:38] The best gym look of all of them is like the guys that are like 5'3", 375 pounds, you know.

[00:17:45] Jacked.

[00:17:46] Yeah.

[00:17:47] But it's all weight built, like a built, all calf meat, like a bowling ball body style.

[00:17:52] That's my ideal body.

[00:17:53] And then they're like, they're wearing like shorts and then like Tim's.

[00:17:57] Yeah.

[00:17:58] They're like, they're stubby little legs just disappear into it.

[00:18:02] Do you guys wear those pants, the Zubaz pants anymore at the gym?

[00:18:07] I think that was the thing in like 1987.

[00:18:09] Yeah, you should bring up a Bill Maher fucking reference to.

[00:18:12] Yeah.

[00:18:13] Zubaz fucking.

[00:18:14] Zubaz, who's wearing Zubaz?

[00:18:16] Republican?

[00:18:17] Is it the Republicans wearing them?

[00:18:22] Whoo!

[00:18:24] It would be great to do like an hour long parody of real talk.

[00:18:30] Real time.

[00:18:31] Every single.

[00:18:32] And that's the only joke.

[00:18:34] Every punchline is the Republicans.

[00:18:39] He's raising his eye to one shoulder, hitched up, looking at the fucking camera.

[00:18:44] Is that who it is?

[00:18:47] The Republican.

[00:18:50] But an hour long parody.

[00:18:53] We could do it.

[00:18:54] Yeah.

[00:18:55] You could be Bill Maher, dude.

[00:18:56] Shave your face, comb your hair.

[00:18:58] He did stand up, then he got fucking the show on.

[00:19:02] Politically incorrect.

[00:19:04] Why does he get to be political?

[00:19:06] That atheism document.

[00:19:08] The reality is that Bill Maher does know more than like 99.999% of comedians.

[00:19:14] That's true.

[00:19:15] So if you're going to have somebody, you know, do that, it should be Bill Maher.

[00:19:18] If it's not going to be John Stewart, he's the best one, right?

[00:19:21] Yeah, I guess.

[00:19:22] Him and Colbert.

[00:19:23] Yeah.

[00:19:24] I mean, who the fuck do you want in that position?

[00:19:25] Bill Burr.

[00:19:26] Yeah.

[00:19:27] That's fucking stupid.

[00:19:30] Bill Burr, big info on this guy.

[00:19:32] That was his youth.

[00:19:33] Yeah.

[00:19:34] Patrice was on Infowars.

[00:19:35] Was he?

[00:19:36] He actually was on, he did a thing with Alex Jones.

[00:19:38] He believed in a lot of fucking crazy, crazy theory shit.

[00:19:41] That's what makes you a good comedian.

[00:19:43] Yeah.

[00:19:44] Just being sort of a right way, not job.

[00:19:46] Just to be kind of insane.

[00:19:47] Yeah.

[00:19:48] No, I think being a good comic comes down to just being dumb as shit.

[00:19:51] Yeah, it does, really.

[00:19:52] You have to be...

[00:19:53] If you're dumb as shit, you're funny.

[00:19:54] You have to be like a dumb guy with dumb guy confidence.

[00:19:56] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:19:57] You know, smarter than everyone else in the like, you know, remedial.

[00:20:01] Yeah.

[00:20:02] The Spanish negative one.

[00:20:04] Yeah.

[00:20:05] Yeah.

[00:20:06] Yeah.

[00:20:07] I did take out...

[00:20:08] You're not allowed to say Spanish.

[00:20:09] I was in like a class that was just like homework class.

[00:20:12] I was just like, they took me out of like electives.

[00:20:17] Like, you're going to have an elective and you're going to take like homework class

[00:20:20] and if people like don't do homework, they would just sit there and if you like did your homework,

[00:20:25] they're like the very nice docile teacher would like give you a tootsi roll.

[00:20:29] This fucking babysitting future or current criminals.

[00:20:34] I'm pretty sure.

[00:20:35] Yeah, two of the kids in that class are dead now.

[00:20:39] There's like 11 kids in that class and two of them die.

[00:20:44] You're literally like the fucking shiny example.

[00:20:46] They have a shrine to you there and just like...

[00:20:48] I didn't do any of my fucking homework.

[00:20:50] No, but just being alive right now.

[00:20:52] Oh, yeah.

[00:20:53] I guess.

[00:20:54] Putting up this much wit and squatting a bunch.

[00:20:58] Yeah, I was squatting Adam yesterday in the elevator in front of girls.

[00:21:01] No, you weren't.

[00:21:02] There weren't any girls there.

[00:21:03] There were girls there.

[00:21:04] There were so many girls.

[00:21:05] And the elevator was also going up which makes his weight more.

[00:21:09] No, that's not true.

[00:21:10] Yeah, it was going down.

[00:21:11] It made me lighter.

[00:21:12] It was a difficult four.

[00:21:13] It made you who's going up.

[00:21:14] Whatever.

[00:21:15] I've been sick for like two months.

[00:21:16] Remember when I fucked you on the couch?

[00:21:17] You didn't fuck me anywhere.

[00:21:18] I fucking put your legs above your head and fuck.

[00:21:21] Guys, can we just talk about what happened last night?

[00:21:23] I didn't fuck you, but I could have fucked you.

[00:21:25] Alright.

[00:21:26] Oh, my God.

[00:21:27] Am I being fast-pressed again?

[00:21:28] I was actually a fuzzy...

[00:21:32] Ugh!

[00:21:33] I fucking hate that!

[00:21:37] Yes, let's talk about what happened last night.

[00:21:39] Last night, Nick was at Kontown Studios West, which is also my friend Danny's apartment.

[00:21:45] Tell him the address, dude.

[00:21:47] It is 9-4-20 Boulevard.

[00:21:49] It's at the apartments above the Grove Shopping Center in Los Angeles.

[00:21:53] You live in the Apple Store in the Grove.

[00:21:55] It's the same Apple Store that my cousin, who's special needs, but now real estate agent,

[00:22:01] he got kicked out of his band from this Apple Store.

[00:22:04] If you're looking at porn.

[00:22:05] Because no, no, because he'd go up to people who were about to buy products who were with an Apple employee

[00:22:12] and tell them that they were getting the wrong products.

[00:22:15] And finally, he got banned from the Apple Store because they were like, you do not work here.

[00:22:19] Like, please stop telling people what to buy.

[00:22:23] Now, when you say your cousin's a retard, what do you mean?

[00:22:26] I think he's not full Bloonsies.

[00:22:29] He's like enough retard that you can make fun of.

[00:22:32] You know, he got a normal job.

[00:22:33] He's not like a completely down syndrome.

[00:22:35] No, he's not done.

[00:22:36] Like a chill syndrome.

[00:22:37] Yeah, he's a very chill, small amount.

[00:22:39] Down to fuck syndrome.

[00:22:41] He's a dirty F-sint.

[00:22:42] He's a 40 S retarded people.

[00:22:45] He's certainly not down to fuck.

[00:22:48] I'm not sure what is sexual.

[00:22:49] He's not down to fuck.

[00:22:50] Because one, no, because we caught him jerking off when we were 17 at my grandma's funeral

[00:22:55] and he was jacking off to a song.

[00:22:58] He was jacking off to pink.

[00:22:59] I'm coming out so you better get this party started.

[00:23:03] Which is like, I don't know what that sexuality is.

[00:23:07] He gets warned up by the thought of pink getting ready for a party.

[00:23:10] Kind of beautiful, actually jacking off to a song.

[00:23:12] It's actually not beautiful.

[00:23:13] I don't know.

[00:23:14] Whatever.

[00:23:15] Anyway, you know why pink on her name?

[00:23:16] I don't like how we're redefining terms like beautiful to mean whatever people are.

[00:23:21] Okay.

[00:23:22] All right.

[00:23:23] You're a dumb bitch with huge tits.

[00:23:25] Okay.

[00:23:26] That's the only thing that's ever been beautiful and ever fucking will be.

[00:23:32] Bleached blonde hair.

[00:23:33] Anyway.

[00:23:34] She's got a platinum blonde hair.

[00:23:36] No hair on her bodice.

[00:23:37] No hair on her bodice for the last 10 years.

[00:23:40] Anywhere else on her body.

[00:23:42] No fucking eyebrows.

[00:23:43] They got to be torn off.

[00:23:46] E is pieced.

[00:23:49] I want a pussy lips cut off.

[00:23:53] Clip.

[00:23:54] Gone.

[00:23:55] A rat came from a fucking bi-

[00:23:58] Female genital mutilator.

[00:24:00] Feet bound.

[00:24:01] An African albino.

[00:24:04] And albino from the Nile River.

[00:24:08] That would be a really good time.

[00:24:11] A real jungle style albino.

[00:24:14] Platinum blonde hair.

[00:24:15] She's blind.

[00:24:18] A series of congenital birth defects.

[00:24:21] Only time she's ever had sex when she got raped by a witch doctor.

[00:24:25] Her parents are brother and sister.

[00:24:28] She's the product of a threesome.

[00:24:30] You can tweet someone with an eight skull.

[00:24:33] You chase after her with.

[00:24:36] It's an ape skull that's got feathers hanging over you.

[00:24:40] You tell her you're going to steal a soul.

[00:24:42] That's the perfect bra.

[00:24:45] Eee.

[00:24:47] Oh fuck.

[00:24:48] Anyway, we recorded our first two episodes since, for a month,

[00:24:54] the three of us.

[00:24:55] It was nice getting back together.

[00:24:56] Nick left and we forgot to lock the door.

[00:24:59] Mind you, we're saying at Compton Studios West,

[00:25:02] which is also my friend Danny's apartment.

[00:25:04] And Danny's a true blue New Yorker living in LA.

[00:25:08] So his apartment comes and quotes.

[00:25:10] Really in touch with what's going on in middle of America.

[00:25:12] He's got a Yankee stadium.

[00:25:14] He's got Yankees Stadium in touch.

[00:25:16] He's got Yankees World Championship plaques.

[00:25:19] Yankee Stadium sign.

[00:25:20] And he also does have a katana in his bedroom.

[00:25:24] And a lot of the posters.

[00:25:26] And memoirs of a gatia poster also in his room.

[00:25:30] Which I think, I don't know why.

[00:25:32] Anyway, anyway.

[00:25:33] So we fall asleep at like one.

[00:25:35] We fall asleep at like one.

[00:25:37] I wake up in the middle of the night and I look,

[00:25:40] I'm sleeping on the couch,

[00:25:42] stops on the floor,

[00:25:43] and I look at the chair in the living room.

[00:25:45] And there's a yellow king,

[00:25:48] Mongoloid, a massive man.

[00:25:50] Some giant guy checking his phone.

[00:25:52] A man probably is fatest off, but approximately six foot,

[00:25:56] three, six foot four.

[00:25:57] And not as sexually virile.

[00:25:59] And he says his feet on the coffee table.

[00:26:01] There's just someone sitting in my friend,

[00:26:03] Danny's apartment.

[00:26:06] And so I wake up and I look at him.

[00:26:08] I sit up.

[00:26:09] I look at him and he's looking at his phone.

[00:26:10] And he just looks at me and he looks back down at his phone.

[00:26:14] I go back to bed.

[00:26:15] I'm like, okay, maybe this is one of Danny's friends.

[00:26:17] They're carpooling to work.

[00:26:18] I don't know what's going on.

[00:26:20] I'm like, well.

[00:26:21] You go back to sleep.

[00:26:22] No, no, I go back.

[00:26:23] Like I lay back down and then I'm like,

[00:26:24] what fucking time is it?

[00:26:25] So I look at my phone.

[00:26:26] It's so funny how much different this story would be

[00:26:28] like that guy.

[00:26:29] So we immediately decapitated me.

[00:26:32] With the guitar.

[00:26:33] Almost instantly.

[00:26:34] They gave us the key to the city.

[00:26:36] And we're now all police officers.

[00:26:39] Yeah.

[00:26:40] We're junior sheriffs though.

[00:26:43] So anyway, there's just some guy in this fucking apartment.

[00:26:46] It's five a.m.

[00:26:47] So I look at my phone.

[00:26:49] It's four thirty, right?

[00:26:50] So I'm like, okay, it's not normal for Danny to have a

[00:26:53] friend over after we've gone to sleep in the living room.

[00:26:57] I've deduced that he was a stranger at this point.

[00:27:01] So I sit up and I'm like, are you friends with Danny?

[00:27:04] And he looks back at me and he goes, are we inside right now?

[00:27:10] And I'm like, like in an apartment, we're inside an apartment

[00:27:14] right now.

[00:27:15] He's like, I haven't slept in three days.

[00:27:18] Yeah, he's just like, if he has to be inside right now and

[00:27:21] he's like, are you friends with Kyle?

[00:27:23] Yeah.

[00:27:24] I was pretty sure I was hallucinating until I heard

[00:27:27] stops laughter from across the room.

[00:27:29] Yeah, it was a while, dude.

[00:27:30] It was absolutely wild.

[00:27:31] It's the fucking grown-ass man.

[00:27:33] In the middle of the night.

[00:27:35] So mind you, this, this, he was a rape.

[00:27:38] He was rapist.

[00:27:39] He would have, if it was one of, if we didn't have numbers on him,

[00:27:42] he would have raped one of us.

[00:27:43] He would have raped you.

[00:27:44] He wouldn't have raped me.

[00:27:45] He would have raped you.

[00:27:46] He would have raped you.

[00:27:47] You would have been the only guy that got raped.

[00:27:49] What do you mean I would have been the only guy that got raped?

[00:27:51] Your asshole's a pussy.

[00:27:52] That is true.

[00:27:53] Like, oh my God, are we doing this?

[00:27:57] Again?

[00:27:58] Yeah, it was wild.

[00:28:01] But, you know, then he was like, I'm from Cleveland.

[00:28:04] I'm not from here.

[00:28:05] But he asked if we were inside, which is like, you know that

[00:28:07] motherfucker is fucked up if he asked that.

[00:28:09] It was so fucking strange and odd.

[00:28:12] Could you imagine how fucking badass it would have been to

[00:28:15] through that guy with that fucking sword?

[00:28:17] Well, he was dating back.

[00:28:19] He woke up in his bedroom and wielded the katana.

[00:28:22] Yeah, they got the katana ready, dude.

[00:28:24] And I told this guy to fuck off so he left.

[00:28:27] And Danny came out of his room and he had the katana ready on

[00:28:30] the other side of the door.

[00:28:32] So technically, we were within minutes.

[00:28:34] It had been just like Pulp Fiction where you're being raped.

[00:28:37] You're already completely raped.

[00:28:39] And his head got sliced off.

[00:28:41] Yeah.

[00:28:42] I would have been fucking, I would have been helping him.

[00:28:44] I would have raped him.

[00:28:45] Stop in the gym costume.

[00:28:47] He's got that loose-your-door mask on.

[00:28:49] He's like, yeah, me next.

[00:28:51] I'm just kidding.

[00:28:53] I'm just kidding.

[00:28:54] It's a joke.

[00:28:55] Yeah, dude.

[00:28:57] That shit was fucking.

[00:28:59] Have you ever had another intruder just pop into your home

[00:29:01] and it makes absolutely no sense what happened last night?

[00:29:03] That happened in New York.

[00:29:05] There was this guy, James Patrick Robinson or Robin.

[00:29:09] He was like an Austin guy.

[00:29:11] He moved up there.

[00:29:13] And he has this story about like waking up one night and some

[00:29:17] like tranny's just going through his closet.

[00:29:20] What the fuck?

[00:29:21] Yeah, this like giant trans person is just going through his closet

[00:29:24] but trying to lay down and he's like, what the fuck?

[00:29:26] He's like, what are you doing in my apartment?

[00:29:28] Oh my God.

[00:29:29] And they were like, I'm friends with Derek.

[00:29:30] Just go back to sleep.

[00:29:32] He's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

[00:29:34] Holy shit.

[00:29:35] This is like nobody named Derek.

[00:29:38] Yeah.

[00:29:39] What happened?

[00:29:40] How did he get him out?

[00:29:41] I don't know.

[00:29:42] I miss gendering them.

[00:29:43] I'm assuming.

[00:29:44] That's, that, which is literally violence.

[00:29:47] So listen, sir.

[00:29:49] Yeah.

[00:29:50] Him.

[00:29:51] Him.

[00:29:52] Him.

[00:29:53] The power of pronouns compels you.

[00:29:55] Him.

[00:29:56] Him.

[00:29:57] The.

[00:29:58] He shall not pass.

[00:30:03] That's a different movie.

[00:30:06] Whatever.

[00:30:07] Oh fuck.

[00:30:08] Yeah dude, that should scare you.

[00:30:09] Has anyone ever broken into your house at all?

[00:30:12] Um, no.

[00:30:13] How did I get into it when I was a kid?

[00:30:16] But that didn't.

[00:30:17] Were you ever mugged?

[00:30:18] No, surprisingly.

[00:30:19] Me neither.

[00:30:20] I've had a couple of close calls.

[00:30:22] What happened?

[00:30:23] I just like walked away or, you know.

[00:30:25] Adam, you must have gotten robbed.

[00:30:27] I've never been robbed.

[00:30:29] Actually, I was, someone tried to rob me and I, I pushed, I pushed him away.

[00:30:33] I ran away.

[00:30:34] Really?

[00:30:35] Where?

[00:30:36] In DC.

[00:30:37] It was a drunk Salvadorian guy.

[00:30:38] Oh nice.

[00:30:39] And he came up to me and he like stopped me.

[00:30:41] I was walking down the sidewalk and he stopped me and I straight up punched him.

[00:30:47] I punched him in a rant.

[00:30:48] That's so embarrassing.

[00:30:49] That's so embarrassing.

[00:30:50] There's something really strange that I kicked in.

[00:30:52] Like I should have just given him my wallet or it's usually not supposed to fight back.

[00:30:56] You know how embarrassing that is for that guy?

[00:30:58] You were probably like the starter one too.

[00:30:59] Cause you're like, you're like training wheels dude.

[00:31:02] You're like robbing.

[00:31:03] It's so easy to rob.

[00:31:04] I know.

[00:31:05] I've never been mugged.

[00:31:06] I've never been robbed.

[00:31:07] Damn.

[00:31:08] Just one attempt.

[00:31:09] I'm one and Adam.

[00:31:10] I'm one and Adam.

[00:31:11] I'm one and Adam right now.

[00:31:12] Undefeated.

[00:31:13] The fan that robs Adam gets a lifetime subscription to the real ass podcast through gas digital

[00:31:16] networks.

[00:31:17] God.

[00:31:18] I've never been robbed either.

[00:31:19] I figured I would fucking.

[00:31:21] No one's ever run my pockets.

[00:31:22] I guess I'm just too alpha.

[00:31:23] I guess I'm just too fucking big dick.

[00:31:26] Although actually some kids stole my cell phone when I was like six.

[00:31:28] Well nobody robs you when you walk around and basketball shorts.

[00:31:32] He doesn't even have pockets.

[00:31:34] Well you could steal the basketball shorts.

[00:31:36] These are some good ones.

[00:31:38] You could get pants.

[00:31:39] I mean basketball shorts are like just a challenge.

[00:31:42] The stranger is like I dare you to fucking pants me.

[00:31:44] It's so easy.

[00:31:45] I am doing one time and these like three kids came up to me and they were like you know

[00:31:48] what time it is?

[00:31:49] Like that shit.

[00:31:50] Yeah.

[00:31:51] And I was like all right.

[00:31:52] And I like pull out my phone and I like it was like it's 315 but I had like some bullshit

[00:31:56] flip phone and they just like as I'm looking at the time they're already walking.

[00:32:00] So yeah just before is when fucking same thing.

[00:32:06] That's great.

[00:32:08] Yeah dude.

[00:32:09] I had some depth.

[00:32:10] So what else we do?

[00:32:11] We got in and out.

[00:32:12] We talked about that.

[00:32:13] That shit is good dude.

[00:32:14] It's good.

[00:32:15] I'm not that bad.

[00:32:16] That burger is better.

[00:32:17] In my opinion McDonald's baby.

[00:32:18] I want a real New York hamburger.

[00:32:20] Let me get a little McDonough each.

[00:32:23] Let me get a big Mac.

[00:32:26] Let me get a big Mac.

[00:32:28] Let me get a big Mac.

[00:32:29] Let me get it with gravy.

[00:32:31] Let me go Mac.

[00:32:32] Big Mac sauce gravy.

[00:32:33] Extra gravy on that shit.

[00:32:34] I want a small freeze.

[00:32:35] A small freeze and a McFrosty.

[00:32:36] Yeah.

[00:32:37] Oh.

[00:32:38] Oh.

[00:32:39] Oh.

[00:32:40] Oh.

[00:32:41] Oh.

[00:32:42] Oh.

[00:32:43] Yeah.

[00:32:45] Oh.

[00:32:46] Oreo.

[00:32:47] Oreo.

[00:32:48] Oreo.

[00:32:49] I don't know how to fucking take.

[00:32:51] Oreo.

[00:32:52] Oreo.

[00:32:53] Hey give me a fucking second over here.

[00:32:54] I'm trying to figure out how to destroy the language.

[00:32:56] You might not be in so fucking pushy.

[00:32:59] The language.

[00:33:00] The like we g.

[00:33:01] Come here.

[00:33:02] You're fucking beautiful.

[00:33:05] Let me kiss your finger.

[00:33:07] Wow.

[00:33:08] It hit someone else's fingertips.

[00:33:10] It's very Italian.

[00:33:11] It's not my mom.

[00:33:13] What's your emergency?

[00:33:14] There's some wap here and he keeps dipping his fingertips in the deep fryer.

[00:33:17] Mmm.

[00:33:18] Mmm.

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[00:33:47] Yeah.

[00:33:48] Oh, there's so many Persians here, which it's the same thing.

[00:33:50] I could move to Arthur Avenue The Bronx, probably.

[00:33:50] Oh yeah.

[00:33:51] Oh yeah.

[00:33:52] I just want meats hanging from the windows, I said neighborhood named after the movie

[00:33:55] Arthur.

[00:33:56] Yeah.

[00:33:57] Ntw Enthw-no.

[00:33:58] Yeah.

[00:33:59] And it's just filled with fucking cunts that don't know where to shut the fuck up, it's

[00:34:05] all Black memes.

[00:34:06] That's where they grow them fresh.

[00:34:08] Yeah. I was thinking about, we already did an episode on which cartoon characters are black.

[00:34:13] Yeah. Yeah. There's more there to explore. Who else we got?

[00:34:17] I don't know. I was thinking about the Tasmanian devil the other day. You think he's black?

[00:34:20] No. No way. No. I don't think. You think Roger Rabs? Do we talk about this?

[00:34:24] He's black? Roger Rabs is not black. No. I think he's a black nerd. Bugs Bunny is black.

[00:34:30] Why? Actually, he's just a white man from the 40s. Yeah. Of course.

[00:34:34] Goofy is black. Goofy's definitely black. Yeah. We was.

[00:34:38] We were. He's racistly black. Yeah. We got Daffy Duck.

[00:34:42] Jewish? Daffy Duck is black. Daffy Duck got a speech. I would love to have a fucking

[00:34:49] nation of Islam guy on the podcast. And I would just ask him like, all right, we're going to

[00:34:54] name cartoon characters. You let me know if they're black or not. Bowser from Mario. Bowser's

[00:35:02] black. Is Bowser black? I only thought he was a turtle. Yeah. I guess he's a black man.

[00:35:12] He's no one. Yeah. Bowser's black.

[00:35:16] A mushroom, the little mushroom guy. He's not towed. He's a Chinese. Yeah. Most of them are Chinese.

[00:35:23] Yoshi's black. For sure. Why is Yoshi black? First of all, for like the first 10 years of Yoshi's

[00:35:28] existence, the noises he made were just like turntable. Damn son. Where'd you find this?

[00:35:40] Yoshi's black. All right. So we all saw Logan, I guess. I didn't see it. Yeah. Maybe not in

[00:35:45] seat either. Oh yeah. What'd you think of it? I thought it was great. Dude. Just review it.

[00:35:53] We need something. I got um, I really like the part in Logan where the part where we whisper at

[00:35:59] each other. So, I don't know. You know, we're not directly in the way. They can't hear this.

[00:36:03] They can't hear this part. Do you guys want to suck each other? I don't know. We really don't

[00:36:07] have one. We finished the podcast. You have to wait till we're done. Okay. Fuck dude. I'm really

[00:36:13] horny. We all have our cocks on and we're beating them right now. I think we should just do it

[00:36:17] together while we're finishing this episode. We really have nothing left. Just suck it. Okay.

[00:36:22] One, two, three. Gug, gug, gug. Gug to the noise.

[00:36:33] Fuck me. Fuck my pussy. I remember one of the first pornos I ever downloaded from

[00:36:37] Kazaa. Uh, what? I used to download the same picture of Holly Berry from Swordfish over and

[00:36:43] over again. Yes. The same files and I would delete it and then download again. Just the still from

[00:36:48] Swordfish over the tittiest. It was being a beautiful brownness. Did you ever get child porn by accident

[00:36:54] on Kazaa? No. I did. One time I got child porn. Phil told me one time he, the first thing he

[00:36:59] downloaded for porn was the, someone sent him a gift of porn and it was the Vitruvian man,

[00:37:05] the Leonardo da Vinci, the thing of the guy like doing the X-Men shit. And he beat off the sword.

[00:37:12] Yeah, he had to. It was porn. Yeah.

[00:37:15] My, the one of the first ones was just a fat blonde girl with big ass titties. And she was like,

[00:37:19] it was, I was the first time I ever like laughed and beat off at the same time. She was getting

[00:37:24] fucked and she was like, yeah, I want to see that big, big heart death. She was just like,

[00:37:29] yeah, fuck me with that big, big heart death. She kept saying big, big heart sick.

[00:37:33] I remember being like 12 or 13 and beating off to the new grounds game where you could take off

[00:37:40] Brittany's clothes. And it's just Brittany's business face photoshopped on porn. But I didn't

[00:37:45] know that. No, this is real. Yeah. Yeah. Brittany really did that. And I beat off to it three times

[00:37:51] in a row. Very nice. And the third time when I was about to come, I just started pissing everyone.

[00:37:58] I don't know how to do that. I was like,

[00:38:02] spraying piss all over my god. Where were we in the family computer room? Or was it your own room?

[00:38:08] Yeah, I was in my own room. Oh, that's fucking hilarious.

[00:38:12] Like on your desk and shit. Yeah, well, I just pissed all over the wall and shit.

[00:38:17] How long did you piss? It was an uncontrollable. No, I stopped it as soon as I realized what was

[00:38:22] happening. So you thought you were about to come. And when Jiz, the moment you assumed Jiz was

[00:38:28] just pissed did. Yeah. That's incredible. Has that ever happened to you since? No, never.

[00:38:33] That's so wild. That happens literally every time I have sex. That's what coming is to you.

[00:38:39] That's what coming is. It's just pee. Wait, it's not for you guys. It is. Have you, you've never

[00:38:45] been fucking a girl and then just pissed all up in her pussy? No, no. Well, if it's, I'm in a

[00:38:51] relationship with her. I'll do it. Not with any old girl. Like if I don't care about her, I'm not

[00:38:57] going to piss. You're not going to give her your gold inside of her pussy. That's, that's a family.

[00:39:01] That's how you practice coming in a woman is pissing in her pussy. Well, yeah, you got to have a

[00:39:06] couple trial runs first. I remember I used to beat off to a, there was, I had an emulator like a

[00:39:11] game, you know, most things had like a thousand fucking games. And there was just a game, there

[00:39:15] was solitaire that you could play. And if you beat it like nine times in a row, it was like a

[00:39:20] Japanese woman that would like cartoon that would slowly get more naked. But you had to play

[00:39:25] nine full games of solitaire to see your nake. To see your nake. To see this drawing of a

[00:39:29] cartoon naked. Yeah. And if we were only flash on the screen for like three seconds. So I would

[00:39:35] play like 30 straight games of solitaire and just beat off really fucking quick. I remember just

[00:39:41] try to beat off the 12 seconds she was on screen. I remember my step sisters had like, I think I

[00:39:46] mentioned this on the show before, but they had a like a chart that's like how to do a self-breast

[00:39:51] exam. Yeah. Shower over the shower head. Oh, it was like literally a line drawing.

[00:39:57] And I beat off to that one time in the shower and then I couldn't get the drain plug out. So I had

[00:40:02] to like use my finger to push come through the drain plug. Just sit on the bottom of the shower.

[00:40:09] Like, come on, goddamn it. Just pushing congealed nuts. They like fucking cheese grater. Shower

[00:40:18] drain. Dude, yeah, why does jizz get so weird in water, you know? Well, I'm trying to make jizz soup.

[00:40:24] You know, watch the way all the fucking nice stuff. If it's not chlorinated, you could technically

[00:40:33] make a baby. Yeah, it's they're all bad, though. I want fucking I want to. It's not that easy.

[00:40:40] No, you just I'm I'm gonna get better. I told you, dude, I love this. I want this to spread. Adam,

[00:40:45] you're gonna be fun on Mike soon, dude. I'm not gonna fart on Mike. You're gonna be fun. I'm a

[00:40:49] gentleman in my family is from continental Europe. Oh, you did something fun in Mexico.

[00:40:54] You guys are from Europe. Oh, yeah, you had sex with a boy in Mexico. Well, we don't have time to

[00:41:00] tell that story, but yeah, that's shit's crazy, dude. I can't believe you fucked a four year old

[00:41:04] boy in Mexico. Who wasn't full? You let a four year old boy have sex with you in Mexico.

[00:41:09] You let a boy. You paid. You paid.

[00:41:16] What the fuck is this? A child, really?

[00:41:20] Another child, a Mexican one this time.

[00:41:29] I did know a guy in college who would pay male prostitutes and just suck them off. Yeah,

[00:41:35] that was his move. He would suck the that he would he would he would fucking like Vida style.

[00:41:41] Yeah, we should. I mean, it is fucking wild to me. It's like paying to do a chore.

[00:41:47] I mean, I guess I would pay to eat pussy if the girl was super hot.

[00:41:50] Yeah. Well, there was there's a kid in what's that the documentary about heroin annex in Seattle?

[00:41:57] The HBO one. Yeah. Yeah. Remember the name of it? Yeah. I remember one of the kids. It's like,

[00:42:01] you know, yeah, you know, I guess I'm like tricking now, you know, to get like heroin money,

[00:42:07] and then they just like follow him into the bathroom while some guy pays him to like suck his shit.

[00:42:11] Yeah, so I'm doing this now. The camera is there. But the guy who's like paying for that shit

[00:42:16] is like, you also on a release. No, they blurt his face. Yeah, but also, I was like,

[00:42:24] you know, I just want to suck a dick. You know, you party your weird documentary.

[00:42:29] I don't live my life. You fucking asshole.

[00:42:31] Dude, 90s HBO got real, dude. We've already talked about this, but that's fucking well.

[00:42:36] There's only so many things we can talk about. And you immediately, you know,

[00:42:40] put the kibosh on the Brandon Wardell talk. We didn't put we didn't put any

[00:42:45] kibosh on. We shouldn't talk about him. He's a gay and he's coming on the closet.

[00:42:52] And it's hard shit. I can't. But to have any good celebrities died recently, Michael

[00:43:00] Chiklist, dude, Michael Chiklist. It would be great to just see all the fucking idiots on my

[00:43:06] right. Michael Chiklist. He told me he had a car. He came to look like a marshmallow. His stuff. You know what? Actually, Michael Chiklist has meant a lot to me now that I think about it.

[00:43:19] It was my style inspiration. Yeah, that's why I choose to cut my hair this way. This is what I

[00:43:24] want to look like Michael Chiklist. And I choose to be fat and five and short. Yeah, Hank from

[00:43:29] Breaking Bad and Michael Chiklist when they go, dude, you'll have no more heroes left. Just just

[00:43:33] Jason's dad. I remember watching. I had already seen like third to last episode of Breaking Bad.

[00:43:38] Everyone was where they kill Hank. Yeah, my dad was like spoiled with Breaking Bad. I already

[00:43:44] seen that episode, but I sat there with him while he watched it. And he would like he always eats his

[00:43:48] dinner in front of the TV. So he's sitting there and Hank was like his favorite. His favorite.

[00:43:55] He would like tell me that Hank. I love Hank. Yeah, he's like literally. So weird. That's

[00:44:00] the character. And also it's so obvious that characters die. Oh, come on. Yeah, in the pilot,

[00:44:05] you know, he's going to die. And fucking, and so my dad's eating dinner and then they shoot Hank

[00:44:10] and my dad just like sinks into the couch. Like so sad and dejected. Like ruined his night. He

[00:44:19] looked like he was about to cry. You're dead. That's so fucking funny. What do you think the

[00:44:25] last thing that just affected your dad that way emotionally? That must be the biggest emotional

[00:44:29] blow your dad's head losing a fucking eBay auction for like a model Ferrari.

[00:44:38] I got an HO scale fucking train thing. I think my dad is just constantly depressed for he's just

[00:44:45] constantly been depressed for years. But like, you know, Greek man will never go to fucking therapy.

[00:44:50] Yeah, he's been upset and sad. Well, my dad heard that fucking that line in the departed where he's

[00:44:55] like, you know, Freud actually said that the Irish are the only people that psychoanalysis doesn't

[00:45:00] work on. And he said that to me one time, I'm like, you know, that's just a line from the

[00:45:03] department from the department. And he had this like blank look on his face. I'm like, yeah,

[00:45:07] Freud never fucking said that. A lot makes it worse that you're quoting. You're just

[00:45:13] saying something from the departed and trying to relate to the characters in the departed.

[00:45:18] Like you're like you're like you've gone through. Yeah. And not just a guy who lost his job 15

[00:45:26] years ago. I couldn't get a shit to get. There's a kind of a lazy piece of shit. That's a step

[00:45:33] below having one of those posters with like all the all the Italian heroes, but they're all

[00:45:38] characters from movies. And it's like, Pachino three different times. I love Scarface. And then

[00:45:44] just a pranos boys and then fucking the good fellas guys. And then the godfathers boys.

[00:45:52] Of course. Pachino and Deneera are on it like four or five times.

[00:45:58] You know, all the legends, all the ledges, Pauli Walnut's right in the center. He's the best one.

[00:46:03] That's like a version of that like poster the rock legends in the sky. It's like all the rock

[00:46:08] stars that have died. What's the 27 club? It's like fucking Kurt Cobain Kurt Cobain, Janis Joplin,

[00:46:15] Biggie Smalls, Michael chickless Biggie Smalls was 24. No, he was young. He was 24. He's no more than

[00:46:23] 26. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't that make you feel like such a would like, no, it doesn't really

[00:46:32] doesn't. It makes big use amount one of one of one of the biggie Smalls now is like a fully

[00:46:35] grown man. Really? Yeah, I just don't. It's a child. It's a great album. Well, you know what's

[00:46:40] insane is like how young mob deep was when yes, the infamous 19. Yeah, they're 19. Well,

[00:46:46] not only 19 when he made a dramatic. Yeah. And that also happened to be by far his best

[00:46:54] album. They all lived in like the same building. Yeah, you've been Queensbridge project.

[00:46:58] Yeah. It's not big. I've never been. It's right. But I mean, it's not that far from where I live.

[00:47:02] Yeah. So yeah, they wrap up actually lives in the Queensbridge project. So which makes him like,

[00:47:08] you know, street cred. I was in a story of I live in the project, dude. Yeah. Well, I live in

[00:47:13] bedside doer guys. So yeah, yeah, we're basically and the neighborhoods are exactly the same.

[00:47:19] Yeah, I love like whenever I see it, all the black people moved out because they were afraid of me.

[00:47:25] Sort in the certain way.

[00:47:26] Yeah. Well, the power I wheeled through the police, my ability to call the police and have them do

[00:47:35] my bidding. That's real G shit. Yeah, dude. Every white man has a personal army. You know what I

[00:47:44] think is real gangster to spread love because that's the Brooklyn way. That's true. Yeah. There

[00:47:50] was a there was a biggie freestyle where it was like, he basically, where he said where where

[00:47:55] Brooklyn at and then it became every open mic joke that it's like, Hey, it's right here, but

[00:48:00] he you're in Brooklyn. Yeah. You live here. How do you not know where Brooklyn is? So.

[00:48:08] Yeah, I'm like a white man, I guess. So yeah, if we've done a lot of pretty bad stuff lately,

[00:48:17] but you know, I was just thinking like everybody gets a second chance, right? Maybe some like,

[00:48:24] Oh, I'm out of time. Okay. Yeah, I want to be like the white guy that gets it. Like that's

[00:48:30] going to be my comedy is I'm going to be the white guy that just ends sentences like this.

[00:48:37] That's going to somehow be like a punch line. There's a lot of white guys joking about white

[00:48:42] privilege. Yeah, talking about how their failures despite white privilege, you know,

[00:48:46] that jokes out there big time. Yeah, comedy's dead. Yeah, we should fucking quit. Yeah.

[00:48:51] We should we should start a fucking cooking show, dude. Yeah. Well, I know I think the new thing to

[00:48:56] do is you just if you want to still do stand up, just write jokes and like not fucking worry

[00:49:03] about having a perspective at all and wait this shit out, you know, I agree with that. Yeah,

[00:49:08] just be funny. Have some fucking punch lines. Yeah. And write right dumb jokes about what the

[00:49:13] fuck ever. Yeah, totally. Well, I mean, I only write about my dick being small and stuff like that.

[00:49:18] I thought about an old bit that I had walking around like the buttons, the crosswalk buttons.

[00:49:24] Those don't do anything. Yeah. They beep. Yeah. What I was saying, they might as well just have like

[00:49:31] a one of those like little steering wheels for toddlers. I'm also driving. I'm in traffic.

[00:49:38] You can put on the post. It make you feel like a boss. That's a good bit. I can charge thanks,

[00:49:43] dude. What else did it have? That was it. That's pretty much the whole big. Yeah. Yeah. How about

[00:49:50] they replace those buttons with the Republicans, right? Yeah. Who thought of those buttons?

[00:49:56] Came off with that. The Republican. Dude, that's so good. Fucking bill. Oh, man. I have a fat

[00:50:03] shit brewing. Yeah. Good thing you bought all that toilet paper just now. Yeah, dude. I bought it.

[00:50:08] Yeah. Observational comedy really is the way to go. My fucking ass. That pure sign felled in.

[00:50:14] Whoever said find your voice is a fucking asshole and they're responsible for comedy

[00:50:18] becoming this like daycare. No, I agree with that. Dude. Yeah. Totally. Because it just got,

[00:50:23] it takes a couple years, but you got to just find your voice on stage. Yeah. Don't worry about

[00:50:28] being funny. Yeah. Also, I wish I just wrote observational shit. Like if you just write a good

[00:50:33] observational joke, you could be rich as shit and not be famous at all. Just doing corporate shit.

[00:50:38] Yeah. Just like if you're sort of clean. Dan Einman. Yeah, exactly. So Dan Einman,

[00:50:41] he's the world's greatest comedian. I found my voice recently. Yeah. Yeah. What is it like?

[00:50:47] It's like, it's like Latina. It's like, how many times I got to tell you,

[00:50:53] I've been masturbating my ass, not my pussy. Oh, yeah. That is. How many times I got to tell

[00:51:00] you how I masturbate my ass, not my pussy. I got molested by my uncle. Look, he uncomfortable.

[00:51:05] Look, he leaving because he uncomfortable. Oh, he can't. He can't leave. She leaving too.

[00:51:11] Now that other guy's leaving. Oh, damn. Now this whole table going,

[00:51:16] oh, I see. Now we got three tables leaving because they uncomfortable. Oh, I see four tables.

[00:51:23] Not the entire club is gone because they uncomfortable. Damn. That's a shame. Bye. We don't need you

[00:51:28] anyways. Oh, yeah. I'm in an empty room. Okay. Anyway, as I was saying, I must have been my

[00:51:37] ass and not my pussy. I don't really have a punchline yet. That's good, dude. That's your voice. Do you

[00:51:44] like a gay woman? That's, uh, I want to be like a Wanda Sykes type comic, a gay black woman. I

[00:51:49] want to be same kennison, dude. Just scream. You be a good email, Phillips voice or bit is if he was

[00:51:57] like, Oh, wow. I think I finally found my voice on stage. I'm just kidding. Oh, I'm just kidding.

[00:52:09] That'd be a good one for him. Oh, that's good. We should write jokes for you. Let's write jokes

[00:52:13] from more famous people. Yeah. I came up the other day. You remember the game rollercoaster

[00:52:18] tycoon? Yeah. I never played it, but I was thinking about how they got so much mileage out of like

[00:52:24] all those simulation games. I know, dude. And there is one that was just Sim Ant. No. Yeah.

[00:52:31] Like a sim, sim, sim, sim, the most mindless fucking animal. Yeah. Yeah. It's a building ant colony

[00:52:38] and then kill a spider. Well, I think the ants got it right. The spider is actually tight. It was

[00:52:43] cool. I think the ants got it right. And maybe we got it wrong because the queen is in charge.

[00:52:47] Think about that. Whoa. Yeah. But the queen is not really in charge. That's just the biggest

[00:52:52] ant that they all fuck. Yeah. She's the sloppiest fucking down bitch. She's just like, yeah.

[00:52:59] It's like she's some fat ass woman just on an old dirty mattress. Yeah.

[00:53:05] Everyone buzzes in and takes their fucking hair. The queen is just the most white trash

[00:53:11] tattoos on her face and cursed. You know, Tweety Bird tattoo for sure. Yeah. She got the good

[00:53:19] birdie wearing slides with socks out of the house. That's LA. That's like style now.

[00:53:25] Is it slides and socks? Yeah. Well, I'm talking about the old kind of doing that. The trash kind.

[00:53:31] Yeah. The trash kind. Oh, yeah. Do they, does she have one, does she have one big pussy that

[00:53:37] they all, that a bunch of bees fuck at the same time? How does it work? It's kind of like a

[00:53:41] come dump situation. Yeah, seriously. There's like a line. I'm gonna stick my dick in a mason jar filled with bullet ants for the travel channel.

[00:53:51] I'm gonna pitch that as a show to the travel channel. That would be good. So mason jar filled

[00:53:55] with bullet ants and I fuck it. You could go and fuck different. Why are they bullet ants that

[00:54:00] the size of bullets? No, because this is the most painful last. They feel like getting shot. Oh my god.

[00:54:05] The bite. Really? If you put enough, if you put your dick in that, would it be bitten off?

[00:54:10] No, if there's actually tribes that do it. Because it makes your dick swell and get big.

[00:54:15] Which I called quest. Wait, really? Literally? That's awesome. Yeah. That's why I'm doing it.

[00:54:21] To make your dick balloon up. Yeah. Yeah. Just showing a girl like check this out.

[00:54:25] What the fuck is that?

[00:54:28] Is that like big swam? Yeah. Just the elephant man penis. Yeah. Looks like you put the

[00:54:36] fucking eggplant in a Vitamix. Have you seen those big ass like there's like people that have like

[00:54:41] the biggest dicks ever and they just look so weird and swollen? Well, you mean the people do like

[00:54:47] the saline injection? Yeah. Yeah. I found a YouTube channel or a U-Porn channel that's some German

[00:54:52] guy that does saline injections and then he has this weird like Malaysian pygmy wife that has

[00:54:57] these giant balloon tits. Oh god. And then he just sort of like limply. They don't even get hard.

[00:55:03] Yeah. Yeah. Dicks completely useless. Oh my god. And he just sort of rubs it on her like cartoonish

[00:55:08] tits and she sits there with this toothy fucking smile. Oh god. Like she looks like an invalid.

[00:55:14] Like a mental, you know. Oh no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's love. Yeah. Uh huh.

[00:55:19] But I mean, I'm glad they found each other. What is that guy going to do? Fucking normal person?

[00:55:23] Well, he chose to make his dick that way. Yeah. Well, she chose to make your tits that way.

[00:55:27] That's true. But you don't use tits to fuck. Tits are a secondary fuck organ. You need that dick,

[00:55:33] dude. Yeah. You need that fucking hogging roof. Well, I kind of want to get saline injections in

[00:55:37] my brain. You know, make you probably like a like a pinky in the brain. That's it would be

[00:55:45] fucking cool. My ass hurts. I have to shit guys. Yeah. So shit. We can stop. This episode isn't

[00:55:54] going anywhere else. No. No. Fuck. What? How much? 55 minutes. Okay. Let's do a quick review of the

[00:56:01] movie Logan. All right. Okay. Without me since I didn't see it. I didn't see it either. I did.

[00:56:06] Wolverine is back. No, you can't. He's got claws now. You got it's no, he's always at class. He has

[00:56:13] claws in this one. I thought it was always had claws. They add a claw every movie. He has four now.

[00:56:19] He has one coming out of his neck. It's like the it's like the every time there's an extra blade on

[00:56:24] the cartoon like that one time. It's like Wolverine, like just like strapped to a chair and like

[00:56:30] Professor X is consoling him. And he's like, there's something wrong with my bones. And then

[00:56:37] like dicks come out of his face. Yeah. What the fuck there's Edward Edward as would penis hands.

[00:56:43] Why is there Wolverine with dick things? That's a big event. Let's make that there was. I literally

[00:56:49] just said it was a cartoon, but like a live action porno, dude. I got to start. I'm going to start

[00:56:53] drawing again. You you are shockingly good at drawing. Ah, my fucking ass. This turd is coming out of

[00:57:00] my ass for some good shit. Good shit. The episode's done. The final note is guys don't forget that

[00:57:06] I am a multi media multi talented artist. I can draw I can paint. I can sing or can dance. He's

[00:57:13] like the Beyonce of come town. Yeah, if you have any interest, please contact my agent Ari Steinstein

[00:57:19] at the Steinstein media group. Oh, yeah, yeah, you're with Steinstein. I am. I'm a Steinstein.

[00:57:25] Oh, who's your guy at Steinstein? Ari Steinstein? Yeah. Who else is at that company? Benjamin Steinstein.

[00:57:32] Uh huh. Joshua Steinstein. Are they related? They just have the same last time coincidence.

[00:57:37] Coincidence. Total coin coin coin. Coen incidents. Is there a sister company?

[00:57:43] Coen, Cohen incidents media incidents media. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen so there's stuff. Yeah.

[00:57:48] And it's a coincidence that everybody that company is huge. It's just a coincidence.

[00:57:56] Yeah, that's a good bit. All right. Yeah, we close that strong. All right. Good night.