Cum Town | Premium | 04/24/2017
[00:00:00] We've taken a if you don't pay for the this the
[00:00:08] There's been a probably what a two week. I don't know just we took one week off take a week off from the right bitch
[00:00:15] Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call you bitch
[00:00:18] I think they are but you know what just happened probably everyone just started torrenting
[00:00:26] Um is it on torrent sites it's on some pray on something something. That's cool
[00:00:33] The dark web yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, it's on some bullshit site if it's like on road
[00:00:39] Yeah, you can only do it illegally the silk road you could buy it has to be it up sound cloud
[00:00:43] No, basically the only way to all allow that this podcast to be stolen. It has to be hidden in child porn
[00:00:49] Yeah, you know in the background of child porn nice fucking
[00:01:02] Something extremely illegal. You know, okay like a video of like a nude infant buying a gun
[00:01:10] While he's high on crack that he purchased on the dark web, okay?
[00:01:14] I like that. Yeah, how do how does one wrap data around things?
[00:01:18] When you mean wrap data. That way you just said yeah
[00:01:23] Well, I guess zeros and ones and probably work at all. Yeah, I mean it theoretically if you
[00:01:37] The entire like the day the bits and shit like the fucking machine code for whatever the file is and
[00:01:44] And then I guess my area code is yeah, sort of like that. You know, but but then
[00:01:52] The entirety of the show and maybe you could wrap that with like
[00:01:56] the headers or whatever for like a JPEG file and then it would just be like a JPEG that doesn't
[00:02:05] You know, I don't know some shit like that
[00:02:09] If you've seen the matrix the zeros are the babies you wouldn't fuck and then ones are the babies you would oh nice
[00:02:17] People in this world the matrix is just Chinese. Yeah, I like Chinese characters Japanese
[00:02:23] What was I love when he like comes into like cipher when ciphers in the control room or whatever and he's like
[00:02:29] You know, I don't even see code anymore. I just see like hot blonde or whatever brunette, you know when he's like looking at code
[00:02:37] You know, you're just reading Chinese. I
[00:02:42] Don't even remember the major is cipher is that the guy for Joey Paz? Oh Joey Paco, no, it's not the sexy black brothers
[00:02:53] The other one yeah one has dreads and the other one looks sort of looks Puerto Rican. Yeah, they don't look like brothers at all
[00:02:59] Yeah, that's true. Well you just raised me in the matrix. You need to imagine a world where
[00:03:05] Brothers so aggressive about the matrix. Yeah, the bad guys the white the one straight white guy
[00:03:11] It's yeah pants everyone else is black and I think he on his well. I guess the Savior ultimately is a white person
[00:03:18] I know you know, it's just I think you know was supposed to be black
[00:03:23] Wasn't supposed to be will Smith or something it was supposed to be Tupac
[00:03:27] It was supposed to be big well, what's her name was supposed to be in it Alia was supposed to be in it
[00:03:32] But then she oh really that's a J to pink it was supposed to be Alia all the dead black people were supposed to be in it
[00:03:45] What was that guy up to who MLK senior? Oh, I don't know we I think we talked about it
[00:03:53] I'm not disappointed, but like you're like I'm gonna name my son after me to carry on my legacy
[00:03:59] No one gives a shit about you or your stupid church. Yeah
[00:04:03] People they just say Martin Luther King well actually I just found out recently that Martin Luther King was like
[00:04:10] Completely irrelevant when he died and they just completely whitewashed his legacy because I have a dream speech
[00:04:16] Like black van go he's black van go he's yeah, but what yeah the black
[00:04:22] Yeah, the black community had like given up on him because the young people were like getting into radical politics and the black Panthers and
[00:04:30] The old people were mad at him for turning his back on
[00:04:35] Lyndon Johnson because of the Vietnam War they're like he gave us more than any other president ever
[00:04:40] But you came out against Vietnam. You couldn't close your fucking trap interesting. Yeah, where did you why are you learning?
[00:04:47] It was a storm front. It was yeah, apparently Martin Luther King sucked and
[00:04:51] And then he was like history that's an Adam Friedland original take died. Yeah, I apparently everyone hated Martin Luther King
[00:05:04] Where he got a Martin quote to justify the shooting of Trayvon Martin
[00:05:09] He died like penniless and broke and his church was broke. No, he was personally bankrupt
[00:05:15] Yeah, and Harry Belafonte paid for his funeral. I heard that actually yeah
[00:05:20] I have heard that because like yeah, there was just no money left
[00:05:23] There's a funny story about Martin Luther King is he originally wasn't nonviolent like it wasn't like he used to have like armed guards on his property
[00:05:30] Yeah, really and then there's this guy Baird Rustin who was like you should you know
[00:05:36] He's like you should do what Gandhi did and do like the non-violence thing sleeping beds was a Baird Rustin was actually the guy that
[00:05:42] promoted the non-violence idea, but because he was like not only black, but he was also just like openly gay
[00:05:55] Well, he gave like two speeches and one of them that was as famous tell anything because of the lisp
[00:06:03] No MLK like yeah, he gave two really famous pieces like 60's d-ray
[00:06:12] He raised gay. He raised gay. Yeah, you know the closet or you just the vests. Well, it's the best he wears like 80 pounds
[00:06:25] What were you saying Adam two speeches well, yeah the one there was another speech that was just as famous as I have a dream speech
[00:06:32] But people completely forget about which was against the v
[00:06:35] Inch speech from any given Sunday. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that was originally right
[00:06:45] But because he gave that speech against Vietnam that basically put the target in his back that like got him
[00:06:51] Merked out. Is that why the FBI got him? Well the FBI had been spying on him his whole life actually on MLK did you see that tweet from the FBI?
[00:06:58] Yeah, like happy or was it his birthday or something?
[00:07:02] They're like we oh no is the anniversary of it. No, it was the anniversary of
[00:07:07] Jamie's call me keep like a framed copy of the letter they sent to him to try and get him to kill himself on his desk
[00:07:14] Didn't have a comb he's been sending Hillary letters
[00:07:17] No, I mean he really had he has something on his desk. I think yeah, cuz call me side commies like it's important
[00:07:23] We don't forget the dark history of the FBI really just loved by by overshadowing it with its current dark
[00:07:32] domestic spying programs and basically entrapping retarded Muslim people and terrorism plots
[00:07:40] Man yeah, you think they just yeah, you think they do they just like trick well the FBI found out
[00:07:47] They absolutely do there was like you want to see a big explosion
[00:07:50] No, there was one there was one more like they just had a van and they got some like
[00:07:56] Moron some like idiot guy heard about this. Yeah, and they're like drive this van down the street and he was like, oh good
[00:08:02] Under arrest and headline we stopped at this would have killed hundreds Jesus Christ. Yeah
[00:08:09] The FBI's chill. Yeah, there was another thing in Orlando where it was like the Orlando terror cell and what's the fuck is this?
[00:08:16] What is it? I don't know it's some real
[00:08:20] German wheel of fortune German wheel and
[00:08:24] Selfie stick, but it's still a mare English words. No, what the fuck is that?
[00:08:28] Holy shit, that's gotta be impossible selfie stick is a German word
[00:08:32] Yo, are we are we watching German? Sorry? We're right now for the listener
[00:08:35] We were watching wheel of fortune and then there was an ad for the German wheel of
[00:08:39] We'll around the world wheel around the world. I guess you know, Anna is looking good. She stays looking good
[00:08:47] Would love to smash van and white she looks a lot like my Mormon friend from high school's mom
[00:08:52] Although your mom dude the crop is not that's why everyone wants to have sex with her
[00:08:56] You included it's right because she looks like your mom. I don't have I remember me Nick
[00:08:59] We're saying that when we're both fucking your mom at the same time
[00:09:10] Thank you for complimenting my mom Adam's mom
[00:09:18] No, this actually your penis reminds me of this anecdote I heard about this Wikipedia article I read
[00:09:25] Yeah recently the first paragraph of something some socialist I follow on Twitter shit
[00:09:35] Oh, of course you do no way bro. You probably DM to bitch dude. I just follow
[00:09:42] You know just all the boys come here you guys yeah, come here
[00:09:45] Have you guys seen the weird rebrand Hardee's is doing now?
[00:09:49] Carl's junior in Hardee's no Nick have you would like to find ass girls now
[00:09:54] It's like now the rebrand is like I'm setting a timer. So I know how I can't see the
[00:09:59] The recorder I need a bigger. Why man? We should have thought a timer much quicker, huh?
[00:10:04] Yeah, you're doing this almost the nine months
[00:10:07] There's one there's one on the thing. I just can't see it. No, it's good. No, this is good
[00:10:12] There's a lot of listeners don't know I've been doing and consuming so many podcasts that my sense of hearing
[00:10:19] Has become so advanced that I'm going blind
[00:10:22] Or so I've diagnosed myself with because I still don't have health insurance
[00:10:28] Yeah, I don't have a little chance either in my teeth
[00:10:30] I think I even go to the dentist. Yeah, I thought my shit was fucked up and I went and he was like you're absolutely fine
[00:10:36] I hadn't been in like three years. Yeah
[00:10:38] The dude yeah, well they cut your teeth like decay in between like
[00:10:43] 19 and 21 and then they're really cool for like 20 years and then they all fall out. Hmm. That's sick
[00:10:49] I think mine's a real fucked up because I mean that's what app that's my two
[00:10:53] First of all, I went I was not know what he's talking about was a doctor when I was
[00:10:56] Fucked up that it's entirely genetic. I mean it depends on like
[00:11:02] 2-year window. Yeah, you're teeth fuck. Oh, it's true for everybody. I
[00:11:08] Got all gold teeth this year should I get gold teeth? I should get fronts with the patreon love to dude
[00:11:15] We have bottle out of sneakers and yeah, but I bought griffies and Barclays
[00:11:21] I'm gonna look fresh this summer. I would be tropical as hell dude. Did you get?
[00:11:27] Got all the Hawaiians know Hawaiians yet, but I'm shopping around if you guys know any good Hawaiians
[00:11:32] You let us know. Let me know tweet me Hawaiian to excel Hawaiian shirts. I
[00:11:36] Want to look fresh, dude. I'm trying to fucking a Hawaiian shirt Tommy Bahama. I would love to but it's high-end
[00:11:44] There's a Tommy Bahama outlet right next to where my grandparents live dude
[00:11:49] I would love to fuck up an outlet mall should go to be should go to the shore. Yeah sure well
[00:11:54] There's yeah, there's one there's one also outside here would bury commons where you can get match it real cheap
[00:12:05] It's like I think in New York somewhere. Oh good. Yeah, good call
[00:12:31] It's like it's sort of like a little slice of Texas right here in the Northeast. Yeah by being big there
[00:12:37] I see the rest of New York is like like Trump and shit
[00:12:45] It's it's all fun the rest of the rest of everywhere is Trump. Yeah. Yeah, it's yeah
[00:12:51] I look I went I went up to like the Finger Lakes area. Yeah, yeah
[00:12:56] Yeah, which was named I invented fingering up there. Yeah
[00:13:06] Turn up the quality for the come-town podcast if you're gonna make jokes dude is that Carlton?
[00:13:12] Yeah, Carlton. He has an aged a bit. No, he looks good. Well, he's actually looks he looks like he's he's six inches shorter than he was
[00:13:21] Maybe that's what he's doing. He's dancing with five-year-olds and he's maybe a head dollar. This is dancing with the stars
[00:13:26] And Mickey yeah, sorry. We're watching TV guys. We're watching a Disney presentation where Carlton is luring children into a forest
[00:13:35] Him and Mickey are gonna fuck them in the magical forest. No, but you remember on Fresh Prince Carlton's like Loki jacked
[00:13:42] Having him in Cosby sweaters the whole time and then like they like when they put him in a tank top
[00:13:46] He's actually like yoked his fuck. Yeah. Well, he's very good at singing and dancing
[00:13:50] There's an episode where they go on soul train and Carlton like fucking oh, yeah
[00:13:54] Well, yeah, he crushes it the Tom Jones that famous, you know
[00:14:00] You know who was actually in good shape the the dark skin and viv that they got rid of because of fucking beauty standards and shitty
[00:14:11] Don't call those shoes. She was better. She was cooler. She had better fucking
[00:14:15] She had a better face with you uncle Phil had six pack abs
[00:14:18] She could dance dude. There's a there's an episode where she just she takes a dance class and she fucking turns it out
[00:14:26] Dude, dude. I love when I find out celebs are good at dancing. Is this what dancing of the stars is?
[00:14:32] No, this is some weird this is D W TS though. It's the beginning. Maybe it's the beginning is like the intro
[00:14:38] I've never watched dancing with the stars. Dude George Zimmerman is on it this year
[00:14:41] Yeah, I'm gonna have to start watching dancing with the star. Yeah, dillard roof is competing for from prison
[00:15:00] Stevie Steve is like black Ellie Roger. Oh my god. He's got the same motivation. So you guys didn't watch the video
[00:15:16] TV I would I would love it since I saw that Isis beheading like I have not clicked on people getting murdered online
[00:15:22] I was the only thing that was shocking to me is that after he shoots the guy he doesn't go
[00:15:37] Hilarious, yeah get it like Steve Urkel anyways, I'm not gonna be able to come to work tomorrow
[00:15:43] He says that in the video Jesus. He's like yeah calling people and he's like yeah, sorry for calling you so much, but
[00:15:49] He's like how people he killed someone. Yeah, he's like I just killed like 13 people. She apologizes to his frat
[00:15:55] Oh, he's like I made which frat is he I made Zeta Omega look bad or whatever the fuck Omega sigh
[00:16:01] No, I guess I find was a black threat. He probably it was the one from revenge of the nerds
[00:16:13] Fuck what we talked about before we started watching dancing with the stars just reprehensible stuff. Yeah
[00:16:21] I thought that was fresh Prince, but no that was dancing with the stars too. Oh
[00:16:30] Dancing though do any of the stars not know how to dance? Does that ever happen on the show?
[00:16:35] Casey Anthony had a tough time dancing. That's right after she beat the case
[00:16:42] I'm sorry I took that bit too far. No, that's right. It's just a different bit. It didn't make sense. Yeah
[00:16:47] I was talking about Hawking or same as killers. Yeah, someone who can't walk was gonna be my thing
[00:16:53] But I couldn't think of someone knows Steven. He's a regular
[00:16:57] Fox. Oh, that's good. He's got Parkinson's really good doing. Um, I don't know what dance needs shaking the mocha Reina
[00:17:06] I hear it. Do you guys remember that maybe the hot potato?
[00:17:09] Fuck did that it's become so popular. Hey, I put the gita to go buddy. I'm a good
[00:17:13] Good, but mocha Reina. Yeah, it's the number one song. Yeah, dude
[00:17:19] It got popular because it was like good for baseball games like it's like a
[00:17:24] Everyone knows it's not hard dance. So like it's like the YMCA. Hey mocha Reina. What does mocha Reina mean in Spanish?
[00:17:31] I would love to know what bothered translating it's a slur. Yeah
[00:17:38] It's somewhere mountain race. Oh fucking Argentina that's been genocide
[00:17:44] Macarena is when you crush some mountain person skull with a rock. Yeah, it's a little
[00:17:49] No, doesn't I want to I really do think it's a slur for a gay person, but maybe I just make you that up
[00:18:01] They really like to party. It's a woman's name Macarena is a woman. Oh
[00:18:07] It's appeared it's appearing on the 1993 album ami gusta
[00:18:11] Do you think those two old guys that sang the mocha Reina fucked off that shit? Oh, they got of course
[00:18:17] Dude, we got the dumbest that was right. That was right when Viagra came out to
[00:18:22] 96 oh man that must have been a golden age for those fellers hell. Yeah
[00:18:27] That was such a great part to second chapter of a career
[00:18:32] Do you see chapter three when he was the RNC this year?
[00:18:43] How dare you make fun of him he's a veteran it's like he looks stupid
[00:18:51] Not laughing somebody looks stupid just because they fought the Nazis
[00:18:57] Remember the Norm McDonald Bob dole sketch. Yeah, that shit was fucking awesome, dude
[00:19:04] It's bad. No, I can't wait until this entire podcast is just like you remember
[00:19:13] Yeah, we've done Stuart we've remembered Stuart
[00:19:23] Fuck dude, I'm out of shit to remember I want dick pills people I feel like I've exhausted every single reference
[00:19:29] I could possibly have eventually it's gonna come back around to the property brothers
[00:19:35] Yeah, we did did we yeah, we're gay third one
[00:19:42] Well, he's classically gay he's not he's not Kenny Valley gay
[00:19:47] Yeah, like just you know sculpted. Yeah, I'll go imagine what man golly would have done with the property
[00:20:04] Would have loved the property brother. Yeah, I mean he would have loved property brothers
[00:20:09] He would have loved the probably brothers just giving tea into Mary giving a spear advice on how to
[00:20:21] And then spear was the architect spear was the architect. Yeah
[00:20:25] Damn they had cool names. They did Nazi's Albert spear. Fuckin. Yeah, you need some shit
[00:20:31] Yeah, well they had great style. No one's ever denied that. Mm-hmm. They always look super press looks tight
[00:20:37] I just terrible that the worst people really you know one of the worst groups of all time. Yeah, I mean
[00:20:43] They're pretty bad pretty bad. That's my take they're real more than them
[00:20:50] Mullen Stalin. Yeah. Yeah, now. Yeah, isn't it what is it some?
[00:20:55] Socialism think fucking Stalin is good the tankies
[00:21:00] Those are the guys I thought that was like mean tweet for really the people that think death campus are cool. Yeah, fucking killing it
[00:21:12] For cutie there he is I thought it was like guys are like wearing tank tops. Yeah
[00:21:21] And I kept sending them pictures of my biceps
[00:21:23] They're like what the fuck is this guy doing? They know we read books and we're mad. That's our whole thing
[00:21:32] No work out. We just we read books until we get angry people online. That's cool. Yeah, damn. That's fucking stupid as shit
[00:21:41] Political philosopher, that's my opinion. Yeah, well, I think it's super how they try to drag my boy online tankies were mad at you
[00:21:51] It was that's where it started. I guess but mostly it was
[00:21:57] You know whatever the normies I guess yeah, but I mean it's not like they could suck this dick with an elephant's tongue
[00:22:03] It's just sort of weird timing because it was like
[00:22:10] People are like we got to get the DSA to fucking denounce this guy and it's like I own the DSS
[00:22:16] Yeah, it's my business. I don't know that's actually where our checks come from
[00:22:22] Rights the checks for come town. They're gonna be fired from the DSA
[00:22:25] We make 1.2 million dollars each a founder of the DSA. I'm actually the head of
[00:22:35] When we hired a black prostitute and we were all pissing on her
[00:22:38] Me neither track guys yet. Yeah, were you sculling them? Yeah, skull and skull and swastika
[00:22:55] Sons of anarchy kind of thing. It's a bunch of fucking gay fucking rippings of
[00:23:01] Each other the sons of not like bikers into like skull kind of stuff. No
[00:23:05] They beat off in coffins according to one black guy in a viral video. I watched about George Bush
[00:23:10] Well, anyhow, we hired we hired a black prostitute to get revenge for the dupla cross
[00:23:18] We thought how funny would it be if we started as socialist organization and I said
[00:23:28] 2.5 million dollars out of my father's first my monthly allowance for my father. Oh, you're papa my yeah
[00:23:36] Who is actually his background is kind of weird. He just sort of appeared in Argentina in 1947
[00:23:42] What was he doing before that nobody knows?
[00:23:46] He's like kind of tight-lipped about it. He said he was mostly working in hot air balloons
[00:23:51] And I thought it was an exterminator. Yeah
[00:23:59] He was some kind of doctor. I don't know all he does now is he sits around jacking off to the property brothers all day
[00:24:10] He is a medical doctor right used to yeah, I used a
[00:24:13] small loan for my my dad Heinrich maulin
[00:24:18] To start the democratic socialist of America
[00:24:23] and and mostly originally when it founded it was just me and
[00:24:29] All the Chappo trap house guys driving around Brooklyn cat calling black
[00:24:36] That was the and that's where Bernie headquarters started. That's how Bernie started
[00:24:42] You guys launched well we supported Bernie Sanders as a joke because we knew no one would vote for a Jew so right
[00:24:48] Best way to tank deal in their right mind. Yeah, I got that bit of advice from my dad
[00:24:55] Yeah, he's still checking in. What does he think about Adam?
[00:24:59] I haven't told him about that. Well, he'd be mad. Huh? Why you didn't tell your dad about me?
[00:25:03] No, well first of all my parents about you guys. I mean he's pretty old. I mean he's 137 years old. That's fine
[00:25:12] It's kind of weird that he's still alive
[00:25:16] He's still centering he was a 36 year old man in 1933
[00:25:24] He's he's an impeccable record keeper though, right?
[00:25:27] He's good. He actually had the first computer is made by IBM. Oh, they made
[00:25:33] Special they made it in my dad had a special made computer by IBM. What kind of card is he
[00:25:42] He's a Volkswagen bug and got me there he drives a train
[00:25:51] Wait when you said when it says the pole lock express on the side
[00:25:58] When you say you're talking about your uncle's Henry and Walt
[00:26:02] Were you talking about Henry Ford and Walt Disney? Yeah, actually I was really I didn't realize it was kind of like a rich guy club
[00:26:11] Kind of thing. Yeah, well, they're you know, they're just my uncle's because they're you know around a lot as a kid
[00:26:15] You know, yeah, so they were like yeah, they were like uncles in quotes. Yeah, air quotes the uncle society
[00:26:26] Uncle society Wow, I didn't know this whole thing about your history. Yeah
[00:26:32] So I'm Argentinian which means I'm a did you see that bullshit there was that woman that wrote like
[00:26:39] It was like during the primaries and it was in response to that like
[00:26:45] Mm-hmm, and it was like some like white Argentinian woman. That's like you're not my abuela Hillary Clinton
[00:26:51] It's like, you know like white women or like this is white feminism and it's like
[00:26:56] You're a white person. Yeah. Yeah from one of the most racist
[00:27:01] It's arguably much worse. Yeah, you were either your grandparents were either Nazis or they formed the welcoming committee for the Nazis
[00:27:09] Right. Yeah, they brought in a cool a fucking party
[00:27:15] Those are your literally your two options as a white Argentinian
[00:27:21] Fuck but they got some fat booties though out there. I did a Jewish Argentinian Wow, that's a what color were her nipples her family
[00:27:29] Some pissed ever yeah, there was a community down there. Yeah, yeah, but they were like they were like eastern European
[00:27:37] Jews, but they like still put on their college
[00:27:41] Of course latinos latina. Yeah, that's pretty fucked up. I put I like great other stuff
[00:27:47] You put other you put other your way as a Mediterranean American
[00:27:51] Uh, well part of a different look race white ethnicity not white, you know, yeah, the city Greek
[00:27:57] There's a different thing. Yeah, that's true. I mean, but you're also an immigrant
[00:28:01] Yeah, I like you fucking been here like nine generations or whatever right right right
[00:28:05] Yeah, like my parents my father doesn't fucking speak English really it was really hard for my family to get out of
[00:28:17] It was hard for my family smells like biscuits
[00:28:23] Yeah, um your family's from the don't in roof country, right?
[00:28:26] Well, they're from uh, I don't know if you've seen lethal weapon too, but they were uh, they're diplomatic and human
[00:28:32] It's a film a documentary though, uh, starring
[00:28:41] Mel Gibson cool. That's got to be the laziest named movie franchise
[00:28:51] I did I bitch about the movie the bone collector on the back? Yeah, probably yeah, I actually what's funny collect bones. Fucks. What's funny is
[00:28:59] I got a single bone collected in that I actually have a bone that both of you guys can collect what you could take turns collecting
[00:29:07] A better way to go with that would have been, you know, angelina jolee can really catch a bone
[00:29:11] Yeah, that's that's true because she's in that movie and it was before uh her unfortunate
[00:29:20] Shall we say yeah her slapping god in the face?
[00:29:24] You're getting but kuma remember when kuma that was his take i think it was on legionous getting
[00:29:31] I mean, uh, you got to be fair. Yeah, that's that's the only form of abortion. I think should be legal
[00:29:40] Is breast reduction surgery we had that's the that's the the the the compromise
[00:29:46] For all legal abortions cross the board any reason
[00:29:49] Uh, I completely outlaw breast reduction
[00:29:54] I don't want to see any titties in any bugging medical
[00:29:57] Mandysters anywhere. Yeah, if you get if you get an abortion mandatory breast implants
[00:30:08] Where where you where you that's you know what where you take life you give that's called working both sides of the
[00:30:15] Gotta hear both sides. You gotta fucking you want to get lost freaking
[00:30:24] I can't wait till we're all in the in congress. Yeah, me too. It's probably gonna happen. Just ask your dad if we can
[00:30:31] Get in there. I'm gonna be the guy that introduces a bill that says it's okay to wear basketball shorts to
[00:30:39] Uh, fuck you know, it's cool about the senate and shit. Can't they like beat the shit out of each other technically? Yeah, uh, there was a cane
[00:30:46] Caning there's a famous cane. I still do that in the end of your parliament. Yeah, they they fight in a lot of parl
[00:31:12] He talked about it on his podcast. I guess like
[00:31:14] Do you know Mike Feeney? Yeah, no Feeney. Yeah, I don't know but he's good funny guy. Yeah, I mean, I'm I just don't know
[00:31:47] Uh, bluest I guess put him on the show or like brought him on tour or something like as part of like a roast battle thing
[00:31:52] I think he was gonna go to LA with them. Yeah, well the important part is that we tell this story and get all the details from
[00:31:58] I think we're doing it. Yeah, but uh, yeah
[00:32:01] I mean you brought him and then like some girl who complained because she'd been on the show and shooting it broad and
[00:32:05] I felt like she you know, whatever. I don't know and then so I guess he said that
[00:32:11] He doesn't quit. Yeah, cuz he doesn't want to be bitch that cuz like he doesn't get paid anything to do which I didn't realize how much work
[00:32:18] He did lose those lose works harder than anybody else a hundred percent. Yeah, sure. Yeah him and James Brown a two hardest working
[00:32:25] Yeah, well, they're both on crack cocaine. It's true
[00:32:30] Um, I wouldn't be surprised if Lewis started doing crack as like part of a workout thing
[00:32:34] I wonder if we could make up a fake UFC guy to tell Lewis that crack cocaine
[00:32:42] Grappling practice. I don't know enough about that shit. Um, that would be it. Get your guard up
[00:32:47] Yeah, you get you get in guard better. Mm-hmm. It would be funny to see if you could
[00:32:52] See if you could sell him a fake supplement
[00:32:59] You gotta have a black circular container and it's gonna have diagrams of molecules and shit on the outside. I feel like any good
[00:33:07] Like sort of alpha male New York podcast. We should have a line of supplements
[00:33:12] Yeah, they should all have something Alex Jones has his own supplements and sir no bitch
[00:33:16] They all have their own supplements. Did that guy have smooth brain or whatever the fuck?
[00:33:20] What does he have like certain no real a smooth brain or some real in mindset?
[00:33:24] Doesn't he have something called? Uh, it's guerrilla smooth or some shit. No blue pills. I thought I don't know
[00:33:30] Hey cells, uh wait Alex Jones is like about to lose his kids
[00:33:35] There's waffes his his bitch wife is trying to take his kid
[00:33:38] And I'm just imagining to uh twin girl and boy six-year-old Alex Jones
[00:33:53] His lawyers are apparently arguing that Alex Jones from info wars is a
[00:33:59] Performance art project and that's not who he is in real life. It's awesome. Yeah, that's what Glenn Beck did too
[00:34:05] He just said he plays a character remember when he put on that fucking scarf and shit
[00:34:09] And he had those hornroom glad when everyone thought Hillary was gonna win way he's woke. Yeah, he tried to go woke
[00:34:14] Now he's back. He's just trying to stay relevant. Yeah, I mean and I don't think Alex Jones is doing a character
[00:34:19] I think he's trying to save his kids. Yeah
[00:34:24] From week devil. We all know dude. We all know how the fucking courts treat a fucking
[00:34:32] Stable good-ass fucking influence on a child dude one of the best instagram follows by the way fans is gilbert arenas
[00:34:39] Oh, yeah, every single one of his posts is about he's the official
[00:34:44] Player of come to yeah about his baby mama never gonna be able to get his money ever and how she's a hoe and how he dodges
[00:34:52] Child support and yet remember you put on that credit card scam. Yeah, we're like you go to credit card scam to instagram
[00:35:00] You go to strip club you take out of the max. Yeah. Yeah, and then the next day you report it stolen
[00:35:10] My favorite one of his post is when he said he's like uh, he was like uh
[00:35:16] 113 and oh i'm the Floyd Mayweather of this family courts shit
[00:35:26] Damn yeah gilly fucking hibachi gray 3.2
[00:35:31] Asian zero. I mean he really did play the way a lot of motherfuckers play these days
[00:35:35] Yeah, he was game similar to dames and shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
[00:35:39] Very forward thinking having said that uh, we said on the premium, but jonah said that akumbo is the official
[00:35:46] Current player of the mba shuts out to jonah's in the milwaukee. I thought he said have come town of come town
[00:35:51] Yeah, that's what I meant that I say of the mba. He did say that
[00:35:55] He's a really good dude. Nick. What did you think about the first night of the first game?
[00:36:03] And where the very important math problem I had to work on. Oh really? Yeah, what were you solving for to figure out how small your dick is
[00:36:11] What are you fucking kidding me? That's true. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. What was the answer?
[00:36:16] I don't know. It's the entirety of the greek alphabet, but it's sometimes i'm talking about micro measurement
[00:36:21] That you some you need a guy in a wheelchair. I was uh, I was sickly
[00:36:26] It's so small if you look at it time starts to go backwards
[00:36:29] It's sure you didn't you don't mean big. No, it's like that
[00:36:34] It's like that. Einstein taught us that everything's relative and so and and the the way that the special theory of relativity works is you need something
[00:36:42] That's a constant to measure everything by so the fastest you can go is the speed of light, right?
[00:36:48] Which is represented by c. Yes, and then the smallest thing in the world is your dick wait
[00:36:52] I don't know the greek letter stavras. Mm-hmm. It's just a big circle with uh, I don't think that's true
[00:36:59] All over it if I have my beautiful skin. All right, don't come for my skin
[00:37:11] That is an ask you to comment on the moisture level. There's a lot of moistness on there
[00:37:16] Is it smooth you look like you look like a deli you don't have hair on your arms with the refrigerator broke
[00:37:23] Yeah, why don't you have hair on your own meat?
[00:37:26] Wait, why do you have hair on your arm because I don't know man
[00:37:29] Low heat of hair on your arms. Yeah, I had too much testosterone so they had to take it some out
[00:37:34] And that's why puberty from your arm hair. Yeah for my arms
[00:37:37] I like to imagine that all of his body hair got stuck to jolly ranchers
[00:37:41] That fell on him and then they they had to remove the jolly
[00:37:46] They're ripping magically. Well the candy that got
[00:37:49] Chokes on you idiots if that habit I just lick them off until the jolly ranchers went away
[00:37:53] You know that trick where you stuck on a jolly rancher and then you put it on someone's windshield
[00:37:58] And then it gets stuck to the windshield and it just never come off really yeah ever
[00:38:02] I mean, it's like very difficult to get it over if it rains. Yeah, I know I remember reading a thing online when I was like 12
[00:38:08] That's like how to destroy someone's car. It doesn't baloney if you put baloney on people's paint that'll fuck it up
[00:38:15] Probably sugar and gas tanks. Yeah paints actually a lot
[00:38:20] You know like weaker than people think yeah, you know, it's like very easy to eat through clear coat or fuck up your paint on your
[00:38:27] Yeah, yeah with baloney. I went to the Whitney biennial with my sister when she was in town
[00:38:33] Which is like a review of like what's hot in art every two years they do and there was one
[00:38:40] I didn't get an in peace. That was just a bunch of baloney
[00:38:48] And the baloney was meant to represent the jewish population of New York City
[00:38:53] What yeah, it's so wack that's because its name is Oscar Meyer
[00:39:00] But then there was one thing that was like the most horrible thing ever which I didn't do which was the VR
[00:39:20] Someone get the absolute shit beat out of them in the middle of the day on the streets
[00:39:25] Whoa, wow someone is saying hanaka prayers in the background. I don't know
[00:39:33] Everyone saying that like they didn't want to look at any other art after they saw it because it was just so fucked up
[00:39:39] So it's just a video of a guy getting the shit kicked out of him
[00:39:41] Yeah, but you can't do anything about it because you're in fucking VR
[00:39:45] That that's actually kind of interesting art. I'll give them that it's the baloney sucks dick, but that that is kind of interesting
[00:39:53] Yeah, I guess the rest of the shit was like there's a lot of black lives matter shit
[00:39:56] Oh, yeah, but then there's one thing that people are like saying that they want to burn
[00:40:00] And then they want to like set the whole whitney on fire, which is like a woman that paints
[00:40:09] Yeah, that's yeah, I saw that story. Yeah, I saw it. Yeah, I saw it
[00:40:14] So a white woman painted a picture of emmett till that whole that conversation is because first of all in an open cast
[00:40:20] Thing in an open cast. Yeah, she painted painted emmett till and it's not a bad painting
[00:40:25] but like then there was another black artist that said that it's not a white woman's place to
[00:40:30] uh capitalize off black suffering and then the
[00:40:34] There was a letter that the artist wrote that was published and then that turned out to be a hoax
[00:40:40] It's it's just such weird timing with that thing
[00:40:43] And that thing like right in the middle and then the pepsi thing on one end
[00:40:47] Fearless girl statue on the other and like seeing who chooses to be mad at what right?
[00:40:53] Because there's all these overlapping contradictions with all those fucking things well
[00:40:57] She lost like in my opinion from the beginning like
[00:41:01] Blurb that's the getting head siren. Yeah, yeah getting head police or here to arrest me. No, that's actually the 12s
[00:41:07] Yeah, that's so much grandma. That's just had like a heart attack and we're just like laughing about it
[00:41:17] My well, it's the getting the dick sucks siren so guys crying in the back. He's like mom. I love you
[00:41:26] There was uh, well, whatever you wouldn't let me make fun of Stevie steve or soon you can make fun of her
[00:41:40] The shooting everyone's talking about just I don't know it seems bad. It seems why is it bad?
[00:41:45] The only thing that makes that first of all he shot one guy
[00:41:48] You know people are shot in cleveland like every day. Mm-hmm on average
[00:41:55] Cleveland has over 68,000 murders a year. Yep
[00:41:59] Cleveland a.k.a. mega city one. Mm-hmm. You know, that's a dread reference
[00:42:04] I haven't saw my comic book homies out there if you read
[00:42:11] Yeah, fucking I love this is a comic book podcast now. Did you know Batman fucked?
[00:42:16] Yeah, commissioner Gordon's daughter. Did you know that the comic or gorgeous fucked his own daughter and that's where Batman fucked
[00:42:23] Commissioner's Gordon's daughter. Yeah, I remember that from the animated series
[00:42:26] This is a comic book and wrestling podcast
[00:42:30] Because you know what there wasn't enough of them. No, we thought we thought who's gonna be the
[00:42:37] Balding, you know sure to be dead by 50 years old
[00:42:42] Group of millennial men that would talk about wrestling as if it isn't bullshit for children, you know
[00:42:48] Oh, yeah, no, it's for adults now apparently dude. I went to a I went to my friend is hanging my friend
[00:42:55] Uh this weekend if you want to come I was like, yeah sure. I'll go to a barbecue
[00:42:59] Yeah, and we're in the car on the way there and he's like, yeah, so it's like a WrestleMania thing
[00:43:05] And it was all like it was weird because I haven't been around was it comics. No, no, no
[00:43:11] I don't know what you were in LA the barbecue. Yeah, the barbecue was great
[00:43:15] But it was weird being around adult nerds. Yeah, because they they all have the same mannerisms
[00:43:21] And they just stay like that from like age 13 for the rest of their lives right right right, you know
[00:43:29] Yeah, I'm like us alpha big dick fucking yeah
[00:43:31] I was like just standing there drinking like a like a seltzer or whatever and this guy's like walking past me
[00:43:38] Speaking to no one in particular just nervous. Just no like he's just speaking to somebody and
[00:43:47] He's like he's like to Valhalla witness me
[00:43:53] But just saying it out loud and he must have been like 40 years old
[00:43:58] It was just like I mean, I don't want to I again
[00:44:01] I feel bad making fun of these people because I like came into their home
[00:44:09] These the mannerisms are so bizarre like at one point my friend's style in a story about something
[00:44:13] And they got like all of their reactions to things are like they learned from anime
[00:44:21] This guy's reacting to something my friend said and he just opens his mouth again and puts his index finger up and he's like
[00:44:27] And then just smacks his forehead with his palm. No like a like a cartoon carol fuck that sucks
[00:44:33] Oh, that sucks. Oh my god. This is why people need to feel shame more. No, I'm glad that they have like a community
[00:44:39] I'm like, I don't I don't want to shame them. I think it's right. They should have a community
[00:44:43] Yeah, they should be alone what they should do is is do yeah
[00:44:47] Like a very serious setting in terms of who they allow with their barbecue
[00:44:51] Exactly the problem was is that somebody invited me and they they should have known yes
[00:44:56] That like you know like when Nelson they put the fucking yeah nerd sweat on
[00:45:03] And then as me as a different kind of nerd a simpsons nerd who can't go five seconds without quoting something that happened
[00:45:10] A cartoon from 25 years ago. Well, but a smart cartoon. Okay. Yeah, not not some gay little kid shit like wrestling
[00:45:20] I actually am not allowed at that at barbecues like that because the women smell my alpha pheromones and their pussies get so wet
[00:45:26] It ruins everybody's shoes. Yeah, they just slide out of their chairs. It's like what something smells like yeast
[00:45:31] Did they just open a subway near here? What's that smell that burning?
[00:45:37] Is that is there a dumpster behind an auntie a guy with a big dick? I want to fuck no they don't say that
[00:45:54] I was gonna say is there a guy who's titties. I want to suck
[00:45:58] If someone wants to suck my titties and I get to suck your titties. I'd be down
[00:46:02] Have you had your titties sucked? No, but I had a couple girls like playfully grab my tits like to make fun of me
[00:46:08] Oh it for being yeah for being fat which I actually kind of enjoy if you're gonna fuck me
[00:46:11] That's a you can make fun of me. Yeah. Yeah, I like that if you're not fucking me
[00:46:15] You can't make fun of how fat I am. Yeah, that's why you guys get away with it because you just sucked me off before the pond started
[00:46:20] That's why girls do that magnifying glass joke with me. I think it's really cute
[00:46:24] You wouldn't take a make my glass and look for your dick. Yeah, I was one to take a little
[00:46:29] They get an electron microscope take like a full-body nude
[00:46:40] Is that clearly a magnifying I yeah, I don't send dick pics
[00:46:43] I send like I do shadow puppetry with my dick and make it look that's cool
[00:46:46] I thought do they still make magnifying glasses. Are people read with those still?
[00:46:50] Did they ever yeah, it's for like if you're looking at an encyclopedia you'd use a fucking magnifying. Yeah, that's what they're for
[00:46:57] I thought they're fighting burning on fire. Yeah, yeah burning stuff man. That was awesome
[00:47:03] I just do that all you're doing that is the most like that's exit the most true to character shit
[00:47:08] I actually wouldn't burn bugs. I would burn leaves. I would like set fire to things
[00:47:19] I never did no mischief when I was a little kid dude. I was scared
[00:47:23] Yeah, I used to go scared too. I don't think I ever I think one time I I just like tried to do it set an ant on fire and I felt bad for the
[00:47:31] Ant yeah, I've always had a weird thing with bugs like I don't I feel bad killing bugs and shit
[00:47:35] Oh, you're a bugs kid. No, I wasn't a bugs kid. Remember bug kids. No, I don't know kids
[00:47:41] They were like not better like that's a praying man to speed nice to it
[00:47:45] They like pick remember people saying that like praying mantises. It was illegal to kill them. Yeah
[00:47:50] Yeah, I was who's doing the PR for praying
[00:47:56] Uh, yeah, no, I remember that. I remember there being one like am I like because it's religious there was
[00:48:03] Do you know that I was like a playground to all of
[00:48:08] Not like a playground or something and I remember like a distinctly remember praying mantis like sitting on some mulch
[00:48:18] Yeah, somebody being like you can't it's illegal to kill them. Yeah, daddy long legs too
[00:48:23] People used to say they're poison not that it's illegal to kill them
[00:48:26] But they they're poisonous if you kill it no that daddy long legs if it bites you it'll kill you
[00:48:31] But it can't bite people it's gets either too small. It's either small, right? Yeah, it's teether the adam's
[00:48:38] dick of teeth. Yeah, you know, it's you uh
[00:48:42] Stopped it reserved a bunch of gypsy moths like where you grew up. What's a gypsy moth?
[00:48:48] So I didn't realize it until like right around when we were kids. Uh-huh. They didn't make it to the mid-Atlantic really
[00:48:59] They're the other people watching or kill. Yeah, exactly
[00:49:05] Moth I was fine with them wait. There were the romani or something right
[00:49:09] Yeah, they called the gypsies and Roma Roma. Are there some British gypsies? They're just white trash?
[00:49:15] Yeah, she just snatched the Irish yeah, there's Irish gypsies gypsy just means like a wanderer or whatever
[00:49:20] But like the gypsy gypsies or Roma. Yeah, yeah, uh, where they from originally they look kind of like middle easternish
[00:49:30] Now they're like indian I think some kind of indian gyps that makes sense. Yeah gypsies. Yeah
[00:49:35] I thought they're like southeastern the bulk in or something. Uh, dude. No one from the Balkans looks like that
[00:49:41] Yeah, romanians just look like fucking just white
[00:49:45] Slavic dog looking motherfuckers. What do gypsies look like? They look dark dude. They're like dark
[00:49:50] They look like you know that they look like they look like maybe that that bitch from Afghanistan with the blue eyes
[00:49:56] Yeah, yeah, they look like that you never see gypsies
[00:49:59] When I would agree they'd be they were all over the fucking money how gypsy moths. Yes
[00:50:03] Uh, there was the caterpillars would like they would infest oak trees
[00:50:08] And like it looked like a big spider web like a spider web house. Oh, I know what you're talking about
[00:50:12] Yeah, dude. That sucks. There'd be like a million of them in there. Scary as shit. No, I used to like everyone would collect them
[00:50:19] You get like a bucket like a an old butter bucket and you like fill it with caterpillars
[00:50:24] Oh, not the caterpillars the actual tree fucking creeped me out oak trees creeped you out when they would have the fucking
[00:50:30] Are you talking about that wasn't there's a there was an insect that would like
[00:50:35] Completely wrap a fucking cocoon around a whole ash tree. Do you ever see that? No the whole tree? Yeah, it was fucking weird and spooky looking
[00:50:42] No, but yeah, I mean it might have been gypsy was I didn't know they were like a huge pest that like was only in like
[00:50:48] Massachusetts or something and now they're just spreading all over the
[00:50:54] And they're just destroying I can't wait till we just go up
[00:50:56] So what they like they can just destroy an entire far as the oak trees damn. Wow. Yeah
[00:51:02] Fuck them, dude. Yeah, let's time to fuck those fucking little caterpillars up
[00:51:06] But if you if you drive out crush on a butterfly Hitler was right, dude
[00:51:17] What fucking flapping his little dick wings butterfly Hitler is the new mascot for the show
[00:51:35] Rp from the guy from my LFO died of bone cancer
[00:51:40] With the boy band was always that young man. Yeah, the fucking uh the main thing I like girls who wear abacrombie and fish
[00:51:49] I'm a fish for that shit. Oh my cock. I'm gonna put it in your ass for the summer
[00:51:54] Put it in your ass for the summer. No, he said it makes him sick
[00:51:58] I know but that's that was in the 90s that oh, maybe that's that's like leukemia. Yeah, maybe the Chinese food game
[00:52:06] He's just like he just thought it was Chinese
[00:52:12] I don't know man. We feel fine after this
[00:52:17] I'm sick again from the Chinese move. I got laid out. It's like man. It's 11 30 in the morning
[00:52:26] I knew we shouldn't have been that breakfast Chinese food
[00:52:32] It's funny like I was reading about him dying and they were like
[00:52:36] They're like yeah towards the end uh the other band members would have to like carry him out onto the stage and it's like who wants to see
[00:52:45] But dude, that's the thing you don't even realize is that like you could just go all over the world and just perform music is so
[00:52:51] Much easier than fucking comedy dude. Yeah, like people want to see music. Mm-hmm like you guys remember Justin guarini
[00:53:00] Joey does a show does a huge we should watch from Justin. I would love to it's a it's one of the worst films ever made
[00:53:07] Yeah, yeah, but it's one of the best movies. You know what actually is the worst film ever made the Adam Friedland movie. What you
[00:53:17] Dude, it is a harrowing tale of someone struggling to overcome adversity of his of his dad telling him
[00:53:24] He's disappointed like that movie precious, but it's about a man that weighs 95 pounds
[00:53:28] Yeah, well that is just as big of a handicap 300 pound woman
[00:53:36] You know a lot of ways I gusts of wind or my races
[00:53:45] Women man handling me against my will are you afraid of getting sexually assaulted Adam? No, I fucked dude
[00:53:58] One tries to review you flip it around on them. No, I'm breaking you
[00:54:02] I would I would I troll this kid some mean in college
[00:54:06] And I told him he could never rape if if it was me versus him to in a rape off
[00:54:11] I would beat him and it made him very mad. Sorry rape. Yeah. No, we never raped him, but he was like no way dude. I would rape you
[00:54:18] But he's at false. I would make like I think we've talked about this. I would definitely rape both of you
[00:54:23] You probably not dude. I would for sure not me
[00:54:27] You don't you lack the big you lack the the cardio vascular strength the you motherfucker don't do cardio
[00:54:32] I do party. Yeah, maybe Adam, but he's weak, but you would you would get gassed quick too. No for sure
[00:54:39] No, I could not get you. I'm in bet much better shape than you. How dare you ever say
[00:54:46] Would take me it would take me like a month and a half in the gym to be back into dog you're fucking not bad
[00:54:58] I think you guys are both obese and I'm a pretty normal. No, you're skinny. I'm tall. I'm tall. I'm the tallest
[00:55:05] I'm technically the tall somehow you're somehow normal height, but short
[00:55:09] Yeah, what do you mean short? You're like a diminutive guy. I'm not diminutive. You're both fucking fat, dude
[00:55:20] Makes fat in your gay dude. We got to tell stop. He's fat one of these days. What we have to have an intervention
[00:55:25] Stuff you're fat as shit. We just we bring him into a room
[00:55:29] But to somehow like make the door tinier
[00:55:32] And then we're like we brought you in here because we know you can't get out
[00:55:35] You have to die it until you can fit through the door. There's that great fucking adrien rodney joke
[00:55:40] Where he's like I don't understand over eaters anonymous. It's like really is a really anonymous
[00:55:47] Everyone knows your fucking fat Cheryl. Is there an over eaters anonymous? Yeah, it's exists. Oh, okay
[00:55:53] That's not adrien rodney. I feel like that joke works with like any one of the anonymous organizations
[00:56:00] Alcoholics anonymous because it's like hi. My name's blah blah blah and I'm an alcoholic
[00:56:06] That's how they open the meeting so yeah, but you're walking into a fucking you don't say your first name
[00:56:16] I guarantee you I could dox everybody in alcoholics anonymous do it. I'm gonna go to a meeting and just do it to prove make them drink again
[00:56:23] Yeah, you've never done any kind of like
[00:56:25] Program to get you to stop drinking right no, I think I did anonymous just the regular
[00:56:31] A bunch of guy fucks man every time you're gonna drink you put on a guy fox man
[00:56:35] Yeah, that that'd be cool if they got more anonymous type shit going on with that
[00:56:41] Narcotics anonymous when I was a teenager. Mm. You did yeah
[00:56:46] My dad's wife she was like if you want to like stay in our apartment you have to she caught you smoking weed
[00:56:51] No, not even like doing a bunch of cough medicine. Oh, that was your car medicine
[00:56:57] No, I'm just like that period right you know, I mean you do whatever but but didn't you say you took acid at school one time accidentally
[00:57:04] A community college and accidentally I took it on purpose, but you just didn't know how strong what you know
[00:57:09] I but well no I bought I bought the tab and then um
[00:57:13] I only spent like I could have been more than 20 dollars on it. Oh no, it's ten dollars. Yeah, something like that
[00:57:19] It was the cheapest best drug ever and then uh
[00:57:23] Like the guy I bought it from I was like friends with but not like super tight with and this other guy
[00:57:27] I know it was like oh you should take that now to make sure it's not bullshit or whatever
[00:57:32] And I'm like, yeah, that's a good point. I don't want to get ripped off for 15 dollars
[00:57:37] So I just dropped it there and then it took a while to do anything, but then yeah, it takes like 40 minutes an hour
[00:57:45] It took like an hour and a half two hours, but I have that with like mushrooms too the first time I did mushrooms
[00:57:52] You know like a full eight and not my pupils just dilated and then nothing happened
[00:57:57] Oh shit, and it was like the same mushrooms that other people were taking
[00:58:00] Wow, and it just didn't do anything and they didn't have enough caps in there
[00:58:04] Um, I said where the good shit is in the cap in the cap
[00:58:07] But there's been other times where I've taken mushrooms and like everybody else is like peaking and it takes me an additional like hour and a half before
[00:58:13] I got still tripping. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Just shitty digestion or something something like that
[00:58:18] Yeah, all the jizz in your stomach is slowing it down. Are you back on twitter or is that no the alt?
[00:58:25] Uh, yeah, right account. Yeah, it goes who runs every alt right account. I do. I'm uh, I'm Mike Sernovich
[00:58:34] They just kicked off our boy a piss pig today. No, why I don't know twitter kicked him off
[00:58:57] It's me Mike Sernovich a dog that dumbass list
[00:59:01] If there's one thing I can't stand it's oyster that started to go bad
[00:59:06] You got all these fucking the death day job
[00:59:11] That's strong. These are stw is want to want to take away our ability to eat shrimp for brunch
[00:59:19] If you if you're out there and you're a fucking bitch, you guys don't want us having delicious to vj
[00:59:30] Yo, this is the best character we've ever done
[00:59:33] Wow, this is really top show. We should do like fucking we should fucking well
[00:59:39] We are we promise the people but guys don't video content coming don't talk about why you talk
[00:59:46] Because that could be six more weeks and we're not gonna have done shit. Okay. No, but it's not gonna happen
[00:59:51] It's been six weeks, but when next game
[00:59:53] All right, I shouldn't say anything. I'm sorry. Yeah, you shouldn't say anything. You're right fucking idiot
[00:59:58] I shouldn't say now now now once again. We have another promise to break
[01:00:08] You know you'll never be a father my leukemia
[01:00:12] Riddled son you wouldn't take him to Disney World and I have the money
[01:00:16] But I can't do it and I'm like son. I know this is your fault or my fault because I made fun of LFO
[01:00:25] Oh, if any of that karma stuff, well, we've already
[01:00:27] LFO stood for Luke, leukemia is funny organization
[01:00:34] Is this hilarious? We're never gonna get leukemia
[01:00:43] Oh fuck you'll never be a father, right?
[01:00:45] Me? Yeah, yeah, probably not. Yeah, I'll probably kill myself in the next 10 years
[01:00:51] 10 years you think yeah, no, you'll give him more time than that. Yeah. Yeah, kill yourself in 20
[01:00:56] Yeah, see how far we can take this podcast
[01:01:01] Well, you know, I don't want to kill myself when the podcast is on the way out because then it's it looks like you're losing
[01:01:07] Because of the podcast well, that's already on the way out. So oh, yeah, that's too late
[01:01:10] Now here's what we do. It'll once it starts going on the way out. We'll try on the way
[01:01:13] It's on the way out because like we can't just keep a regular schedule. Well, we can
[01:01:19] And one of us will come in a month or two soon enough once this writer strike happens and I'm out of work
[01:01:24] That'd be great. I mean, oh right back to uh, you know,
[01:01:28] See each other once every, you know three or four days. I go back to gaming
[01:01:39] Uh fuck dude, you know what when we got back to LA
[01:01:43] It was really weird that like it felt like we hadn't seen each other for a long time
[01:01:47] I know we've seen each other twice a week for nine months. It's like feels good. That breakfast. We had yes
[01:01:54] But this last I feel like then I didn't see you again for three weeks. I felt like that went by and like that was
[01:01:59] Went by quick. Yeah, I don't know why we're coming off that honeymoon
[01:02:03] Well, actually it was just kind of weird. I don't know three weeks is much shorter than fucking four weeks
[01:02:07] Yeah, was it only was that the difference really it was three and a half weeks versus like three weeks. Hmm. Yeah, bizarre
[01:02:13] I've only been gone seven weeks total. Oh, wow. You're right. Yeah. Mm-hmm. That did fly. Yeah
[01:02:18] Yeah, well, it's way quicker. Um, I guess we should have one more riff before we end this one that's to tease any of the listeners
[01:02:25] It happened subscribe to the premium episode. Oh, yeah, by the way, which are all scripted by the way
[01:02:29] So there's a million more better. Yeah, that's you know, it's funny. Somebody asked me
[01:02:34] What do we get if we get premium? I don't think we've ever explicitly said that we do two episodes a week
[01:02:40] One is free and one is premium. I'm almost positive. I've said that we've said that multiple times
[01:02:46] Yeah, do I don't think that's what you think I don't think that's what's holding us back. Yeah
[01:02:51] Or they're just stealing maybe uh, but you do have to go to patreon.com slash comtown. They've taken us out of the search result
[01:03:00] You can't you can't look on their patreon search bar, but you could just google it
[01:03:04] Isn't a lot of patreon guys like guys would beat off to hentai or whatever. Yeah, well, you can find those guys pretty
[01:03:09] girls, but you can't find come town. What's like, yeah, it's like a porn video games. There's a lot of those
[01:03:15] Yeah, shout shout to campgirls. Shouts out to uh, Japanese people that fuck computers
[01:03:20] Oh, yeah, they're developing a computer that you can fuck to while watching hentai video
[01:03:26] You can find all that in the search bar, but uh, not a podcast
[01:03:31] Because it has come in the title. Yeah, really scary word
[01:03:40] Yeah, shit. Let's see what's on the tv guide here. I got a hold on. We got some phrase here
[01:03:45] Sons of katie elder 1965. What's that like sun's a anarchy, but it's some bitch named katie old bitch
[01:03:51] Yeah, what dig the dick cabbage show did anyone ever like like the sea from kavit like include that in dick
[01:03:58] So it's like dick ab like have it dick abit. Yeah, you know dick suck it
[01:04:05] The first sketch for the show is a talk show called the dick suck it show. Yeah, and it's like you know
[01:04:13] It's like you know it's a little from the 60s. Yeah
[01:04:16] Mark Zuckerberg how about cock sucker bird?
[01:04:19] And he's got a he's got a website called uh instead of facebook. It's dick cock
[01:04:27] I love that one dude. I had a good one. I had a good one. It's like a uh, it's like a pun
[01:04:36] All right, okay. I don't even know what that is. What is that about? It's just like an evil guy
[01:04:42] Is that what that's what everyone that's the minions, right? Yes, but there's also a minions movie
[01:04:48] Yeah, which is yeah, well, it's a spinoff of uh
[01:04:55] But the minions are also in just yes bitch. You know what a spinoff is
[01:04:59] Come on. I knew fucking get this character. You don't stop the sub-porners. Yeah, stop feigning ignorance
[01:05:05] What do you mean? I'm not feigning ignorance? You know exactly what a spinoff is
[01:05:08] I don't know who knows about fucking gay civil rights guys fucking at them
[01:05:12] Yeah, but you don't know about the fucking minions shut up listen when you read jack-a-bin magazines
[01:05:22] Antiques rocho act like i'm sorry about antiques chode show
[01:05:29] Yeah, how much you think this cost Billy they're chode dicks. Yeah. Yeah, that's what about ant
[01:05:39] Yeah, yeah, it's a trans woman and ant ant kumia's chode chum
[01:05:47] Tenga telentum which we're just making fun of things that we see in this tv. Yeah, I don't know
[01:05:52] I'm trying to have a last minute bid here. We should start wait. Look the monday night show with adam freeman
[01:05:58] Yeah, that's not so what that's a similar name to mine. Well, sorry that guy guy's more successful than you is that guy
[01:06:04] What do you guys like gay? I'm a cigar. You're trying to copy
[01:06:07] My ex with with jangbo real here. What do you mean? What did you hear? I hear you don't have sex
[01:06:14] First of all, I do have sex. I've had it nope. I have had it
[01:06:18] Mm-hmm. You know they call the 700 club the 700 club because pat roberson fucked 700 women
[01:06:29] They don't explain that but he said sex with like 732 women. They're only wives though. Yeah
[01:06:34] That's the way the lord wants it to be. Yeah. All right. Well, that was good. All right, okay
[01:06:50] Uh fuck i'm gonna start drinking. Oh actually shouldn't we plug the fucking show? Uh, yeah on monday. We have a great show. We have
[01:06:57] Funny moms at uh come on everybody. It's a really good lineup is yeah, uh joe fire, uh, connor amalee
[01:07:06] Uh cup two other people probably and then me and stav and nick are gonna be there and we're gonna be shiny
[01:07:12] Nick guys is gonna be a good one. So please come out on monday if you're in new york and brookam