Cum Town | Premium | 08/07/2017
[00:00:00] Okay, all right. Welcome to the new come town. Unlike the old come town. This is now a weed and gaming household
[00:00:07] And therefore it is a weed and gaming podcast if
[00:00:11] If you like the podcast before we're gonna take a hard left turn into it's it's gonna be on the comedy section
[00:00:25] Because that seems like a good idea is my new business idea is I
[00:00:32] Smoke strains and then I tell people about the weed that I've smoked on YouTube
[00:00:36] That's good and iTunes and I and then I question why I'm just sort of
[00:00:43] Drifting in life. Here's a good one. You're watch Hannah's weed world. No, it's like some 16 year old or 19 year old like lesbian
[00:00:54] And she was wearing an OC MD sweatshirt and she does this literally that one time
[00:01:00] I was looking at the biggest weed fails on
[00:01:04] YouTube and it auto played to Hannah's weed world, but you know, I have to apologize Nick. I can't really I love this bit
[00:01:10] I think we really have something here, but I've been betrayed by my friend Adam. You know what?
[00:01:16] I will go as far as say Adam is on friendship suspension
[00:01:19] You know why cuz two social activities in a row you have not invited me bro
[00:01:26] No, then you brag about them in my face. I didn't brag
[00:01:30] I'm mad that Adam at sex. No that I am all
[00:01:34] Adam at sex to the girl and stops jealous because he wasn't invited out if that's how sex works
[00:01:39] That is how sex works. I had it's like a deli counter you take a ticket and
[00:01:43] And Adam had took all the tickets for himself and didn't give any to his friends
[00:01:49] It's just about getting there first look bro all I'm saying is you know, I was doing not
[00:01:55] You would have asked you not only would you have not fucked you would have ruined it for Adam
[00:01:59] That's first of all I would not have ruined it
[00:02:03] You're like a man, but the definition of wingman is a guy with wings off the wings over his face
[00:02:07] Here's the thing I want to clarify that to date. I would like to clarify that son. I'm also gonna fuck
[00:02:15] So I've been nice fun time with my foot not have ruined it for me
[00:02:19] I want to clarify that and be I didn't deliberately exclude I think you did I just went pattern of behavior
[00:02:25] I went last minute. There's a pattern of behavior last minute. There was a barbecue
[00:02:30] My our friend. She obviously Ari is a better friend than you, but we are and he is
[00:02:34] My friends you is also my friend barbecue. I never got a formal invitation and not only that
[00:02:40] You did not you asked Amber asked you what you are doing that day and she said she's got to go to I was at home smoking weed
[00:02:47] And watching independence. Yeah, you got back into weed that night
[00:03:01] Super Nintendo basically I'm just terrible friend. I'm a bad social bad organizer
[00:03:09] No, no, no, you know you're a fuck you just you fucking don't want your your friends around man
[00:03:16] That's not true at all. You know, you want to fucking hop on we're not we'd have to he's forced to see us twice a week
[00:03:22] I wouldn't want to hang out with us either. No, I disagree. I think that I
[00:03:27] Have a good wings I wouldn't I wouldn't fucking hang out with me. You always want to hang out
[00:03:33] And we always it's fun. I did ask Amber for what she was doing this weekend
[00:03:39] And I forgot that it was Ari's barbecue when I asked the question
[00:03:43] But you were pointing one was more than welcome to
[00:03:47] You're the king of retroactive invitations also you were now you were moving that thinking that's true
[00:03:54] Okay, so your friendship suspension, dude
[00:04:05] You're day ask you questions and pretend any in care one day is fine fuck you
[00:04:18] Anyway big news out of washing. I'm just we can go back. We can go back to this weed bit
[00:04:24] Why are you putting Rick and Morty? I'm not I'm trying to turn the shit off you fucking idiot
[00:04:28] You're you watch the new episodes. No, I haven't yet. They were quite good of Rick and Morty. That's like the only good show
[00:04:37] Amber you can't you know, it's like you're off mic and I'm glad that we're she said thank you stuff. You're right. That's a good point
[00:04:50] The point is you know I've been betrayed by Adam and I just want to have a nice fun time with my friend
[00:04:55] Dude, I'm gonna bet that by the end of this episode. I'm gonna make it up to you in such a sweet and great way
[00:05:00] I don't think you were in an hour. No way. No, I'm gonna give myself that challenge stuff and allow me to I okay
[00:05:07] I'm all right. Thank you. I'm open to it. So how about the mold dog our fearless leader. How are you doing?
[00:05:13] My man's a weedhead. I've been all right. Yeah, I've reset my brain with
[00:05:24] This is extremely off that tie stick right now. I did laundromat. I go to they have one poster
[00:05:30] That's like Bob Marley and it's like that underneath it. It says like you have to smoke weed
[00:05:40] Specific words that it uses it's like if you don't smoke weed
[00:05:45] You'll never know like your truth if weed reveals your true self to interest stuff, which no it doesn't
[00:05:51] No, literally high. Yeah, I was unenetable yesterday. I felt that shot up them right next to that
[00:05:57] There's one that's two cans. It says like we don't want you to smoke
[00:06:02] So it makes messages. Yeah, there's like a the red pill in the blue pill. Yeah, well I'm red pill can either
[00:06:09] Follow your boy or follow your nose. Oh is the 2 can about Coke maybe
[00:06:16] It's about you know to cigarettes two cans probably snort a lot of coke with their big big big old noses
[00:06:23] Yeah, and they're also then it's also because they're gay because for loops for the day guys love cocaine
[00:06:29] That is true. That's that's the only downside about doing cocaine is that people think you're gay
[00:06:36] That's what I would say about having sex with men. Yeah
[00:06:40] That's what I say about being into like George Michael
[00:06:43] Dude wam goes off. I can't I can't just listen to wam without people being like what do you get or something?
[00:06:58] Classic bit but uh yeah Casey Jones. What a waste of cocaine. Yeah driving a train. Yeah
[00:07:05] Yeah, that sounds like the worst thing you could possibly do
[00:07:08] Oh, who's Casey Jones the great song. He doesn't need to know. Sorry. This is like a thing that only naked
[00:07:18] Well, I guess you can wait a second your mad son was doing coke and driving a train
[00:07:23] That seems like the most up-your-allie thing of all time. No, I'm not actually in the trains
[00:07:27] I'm really only into air raid sirens. So it's like
[00:07:31] It's not even like I don't really have autism
[00:07:34] It's just one thing that I like a lot and it's watching videos of air raid sirens for hours and knowing things about them
[00:07:40] Yeah, you're pointing them out and when I live in Los Angeles specifically going to see an air raid
[00:07:49] Now I happen to see one on the street and I was sending people pictures of it and
[00:07:53] The unanimous response from people was like, please stop this I
[00:07:57] Say go for it, dude. I'm here to support you and all your endeavors. Yeah, whatever you want
[00:08:02] Do you want to drive to an air raid siren? Where's the closest one here?
[00:08:06] South south Williams, but yeah, the shots is the beginning of they have one and all the neighbors
[00:08:11] So scared because they don't it's not an air rates. They just bought an air raid siren
[00:08:16] They're like who uses for all the day. They show far. Yeah, they could use bells
[00:08:20] But then when you know when she'll buy it or something annoying by using a fucking air raid siren
[00:08:25] So it goes off every Friday evening every Friday every single friend at sundown
[00:08:30] Yeah, is that when you're supposed to blow the show that's when you're supposed to like stop using electronics for 25
[00:08:37] Sweet sound of the angry horn. What if you're halfway into jacking off on your phone and you hear that siren you have to stop
[00:08:44] Yeah, you have to stop or no you can't switch it off technically you just literally need to put your phone down and
[00:08:51] Then just let it die. Oh, we could look at but you know, you can look technically
[00:08:55] Yeah, my orthodox friends used to like be into football. You know how at the end of the season they have
[00:09:01] Like on Saturdays they have some NFL games. Yeah, yeah
[00:09:04] So they're like big Packers fans and they just leave a TV on for all of Shabbos like on the channel. That's such a bullshit
[00:09:11] Yeah, it's bullshit fucking like God gives a shit about the loopholes, you know God doesn't give a shit
[00:09:18] But they have this also this concept of a Shabbos goi
[00:09:22] Mm-hmm, which is where they hire someone to like do you can't do which is ridiculous
[00:09:28] Which is also just that's cheating. You shouldn't be allowed to do it. She's a goi a slur
[00:09:34] So it's mean slur is it means the same thing as a slur goi. Yeah, it just means nation, but it's short for goi
[00:09:42] Goiian means mulch is the plural of goi
[00:09:45] All right goiian means nations. I still think it's a slur a goiit. Why is going to sound so good?
[00:09:51] You know what if you call me this is the one instance where I get to say it's a slur oh
[00:09:56] Nice, you know if I like if Chinese means multiple if I was like yeah, check out these chins over here
[00:10:02] You'd be like that's a racial slur. I'd be like is it Chinese is I just yeah
[00:10:06] It's yeah, it's not a slur. It's just short. I
[00:10:15] That 420 logic yeah, how about that for for a movie the midnight meat train and it's a bunch of guys getting fucked in the
[00:10:23] That's just not really actual tyles movie Leon Kaufman's obsessed. I saw I was a dark subject matter
[00:10:29] I was looking through it actually go because I'm into that also a
[00:10:33] Meat train like just come on shit. It's like a refrigerated train
[00:10:37] Yeah, dude, and you just that's pretty tight and then there's also kabob
[00:10:41] See this one in the mouth of madness. No
[00:10:44] Sort of it's like it's John Carpenter, but it's weird
[00:10:48] It sounds like how many movies is John Carpenter have he has like 40 movies
[00:10:53] It has to be up there, right? I don't think it's that many
[00:11:01] Fuck John Carter. I've got I mean he's probably good. I don't think I've seen his movies. That's impossible
[00:11:06] We've probably talked about this. Yeah, maybe if you wanted to also now that the fly half of the flies at him
[00:11:13] The fly is David Cronin. Oh, we've done this with the Cronenberg. Yeah. Yeah
[00:11:19] But so now that Nick is a stoner. He's been threatening to replace
[00:11:23] Stop and I with the it's fucking nice out. I'm trying to smoke some loud guy
[00:11:41] Great voice work from man. That's really good self-auto to
[00:11:55] You got too much fat on your fucking head that helps the vibrato it sounded like a midget clapping
[00:12:29] You know so very like I tried to do the autotune and it just comes out sounding like a
[00:12:34] Chastit guy in south Williamsburg. I was just like fuck you. Oh just chanting. Yeah, I like chanting
[00:12:41] In Greek Orthodox they would chant to we're like the only type I'm gonna
[00:12:51] Are there portions so the service in Greek Orthodox is in Greek half Greek is hating Greek first
[00:12:57] Then you do it in English. They do the translation. So you gotta do double you do double
[00:13:02] The Catholic Church they do it in Greek first and then English. They do Latin first. No, they do Greek first
[00:13:07] A lot of people think it's Latin. It's not what no bullshit, dude
[00:13:10] No, it's be Latin dude. No, they speak Greek fuck you everyone thinks it's Latin, but it's not it is a big secret about the Catholic Church
[00:13:17] No, there's no other secret they came up with to cover up the real secret
[00:13:22] We got away with for a long time the only Latin thing I know from that Jesus once said was like
[00:13:27] Don't you know I'm loco man, you know, yeah, you know Jesus
[00:13:41] Hey, Zeus now we're on to something get chewy on the phone. Uh-oh
[00:13:46] I am or fluffy. What's I always call him chewy. I don't choose the midget. Yeah, chewy is the midget from Chelsea
[00:13:52] Hanler fuck. I've made them a mistake before it's a lot, dude
[00:14:07] Is there any is there any kind of equivalent to altar boys in Judaism?
[00:14:11] No, no, there's it's like an altar do rabbis have a secret little room. They pop it now
[00:14:16] These dicks, but it's like that's what makes it a funny is like I don't think they want to yeah
[00:14:21] Yeah, that's what the ritual you got to respect the god that makes you suck a baby stick. That's such a small minority
[00:14:28] It's funny because they know everybody knows it's it's it's two percent of the Jewish population, but Jews are only two percent of people
[00:14:35] So imagine if every Jew you knew was a pedophile and basically in the Jewish community. It's that level of
[00:14:44] So that's just basically like every Jews. I don't get that that sound mass
[00:14:49] Scaled logic. Yep. Damn. That's a little bit more of that guns
[00:14:56] Literally the mathematics of an inverse square so you take you talk about you're talking about
[00:15:03] Do the inverse square of that operation all of them are pedophiles that's true
[00:15:08] It's absolutely you don't respect that good leaf I got loud I got loud. I'm trying to fucking math this fucking nice
[00:15:21] I got a fucking calculated my DM. I got a ti 83. I'm trying to do math on these Jews
[00:15:28] I used to steal ti 83's remember those yeah, I used to program those to cheat. Oh, yeah
[00:15:53] I put test answers I did that when I was in community college. I never I never cheated when I was in school because my
[00:16:00] mentality was more like yeah, I don't fucking care about any of this. Mm-hmm
[00:16:03] I just wouldn't do any work. Yeah, yeah, I just didn't have a problem failing
[00:16:06] But when I went to community college, I was like
[00:16:09] Trying to do buckle up and I fucking I took this astronomy
[00:16:14] Course because like I took all the like because you need to just get the associates degree
[00:16:19] You need like a general study to get like the base just please leave the community college degree right right you need like a
[00:16:26] Math and a science and so the math I took was called like mathematical ideas
[00:16:34] What's the best way to split up a cake between five people and somebody to be like cut it into five pieces and they'd be like
[00:16:40] It's a little too specific and somebody else would be like oh
[00:16:50] How much you split that's for said hey we'll let accounting figure that out
[00:16:56] We're just we're the idea Pete. We're about mathematical ideas
[00:17:01] They said but there should just be like
[00:17:03] They should have like a fucking business class at community college where 90% of the semester is spent on like teaching you how to tent your fingers
[00:17:14] Power postures yeah now we doing business
[00:17:22] You may think that is spelled B.I.D. Any SS incorrect even though it's pronounced that way properly
[00:17:32] And number one rule of business always use French words and interject as many French words as possible into your business
[00:17:43] You know array I say beret all the time. I know the fuck that means
[00:17:53] See how good that sounds it's wrong, but it sounds good welcome the community
[00:18:04] If y'all take a look over here. I got a bag it. I might want to look at mm-hmm
[00:18:11] Exactly allow me to introduce you to my fiance
[00:18:18] Meeting everyone's your fiance with it with the Japanese for today entrepreneur for today
[00:18:34] You see I prefer my bitch to be a oh sex you wow
[00:18:41] Sexual well really gets me is when a bitch is on oh sex you wet
[00:18:48] You had an incredible stone thread yesterday
[00:18:56] It's like a steak like it's like so the setup is like it's the outback steakhouse guys are like we had huge success with the
[00:19:03] Outback steakhouse without ever ever having gone to Australia. What are we gonna do now?
[00:19:07] And they're like well, I don't know Australia's like a pretty good theme
[00:19:11] Like what can a lot of people relate to that we have no experience with whatsoever
[00:19:15] One guy's like black people what we do a black people
[00:19:20] They're like yeah, let's do like a middle-aged black-eyed themed steakhouse called Andre steakhouse. Yep, you only get the stakes well done
[00:19:30] The doors and the bath deck that's the key any kind of themed restaurant you got to figure out the bathrooms immediately
[00:19:35] You know, what's your fun name? Yes, so instead of men and women. It's it's uh females and fellas
[00:19:43] The appetizer menu what's that called? It's called for play
[00:19:50] They only have one type of wine the house wine. It's called your most expensive wine
[00:19:55] It's eighteen dollars a bottle and then the only other beverage is Heineken
[00:20:04] Yeah, yeah, so then I have waiters you have to order through a Bluetooth headset
[00:20:10] Hell yeah a guy across the restaurant will lower his sunglasses at you to let you know that you're
[00:20:19] And then and then once you finally get your food the waiter brings it up
[00:20:23] And then he stands at the table next to you the entire time you're eating and he says so you got to give respect to get respect
[00:20:29] You can't get you can't get respect if you're not giving respect, but you have to have respect first and that starts with self respect
[00:20:36] So if you don't self respect yourself, you know, how are you gonna if you don't give yourself the respect first?
[00:20:41] How are you gonna give to respect other people?
[00:20:44] And then once you've given respect to them they give it back to you. That's called the economy of respect
[00:20:48] I Yes, I also teach at the community college
[00:20:54] The zero in one-on-one is a dollar some
[00:21:02] Man, I want to go there. Yeah, this is some pretty good. This is some TD Jakes tapes dude get our lives together
[00:21:10] Who's that he's like a black like motivational motivational minister type of guy
[00:21:16] Two different uber drivers in New Orleans were listening to that
[00:21:21] They're like this is set me right. Yes. You know what I missed that summer hit from New Orleans fifth Ward. We be yes
[00:21:30] How you gonna no it was a fuck it. I was awesome. No, no, let me find out
[00:21:37] Let me find out. Yeah, let me find out your your baby daddy where sandals
[00:21:41] And we find out your old man where we're saying that
[00:21:47] Shit was so good that was the time we were hell yes, yeah, no that song was fucking awesome. Wait, I don't know
[00:21:53] That's like let me find out. That was only in New Orleans. Yeah. Yeah, well it was like probably some like like southern
[00:21:58] Louisiana was he like a cash money guy fifth Ward we beat no, I don't think like a little boozy dude. Yeah
[00:22:04] Yeah, I remember when we went to that six flags the band and six flags
[00:22:08] There were a ton of tags that just said free bossy. Yeah, cuz they couldn't the people spelled boozy's name. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
[00:22:15] Free bossy. Yeah, let me find out. Oh, it's boozy badass now. It's not a little boozy. Yeah, I changed it a little
[00:22:23] Let me find out you wearing bootleg titties
[00:22:27] Find out you got that pussy on the loose
[00:22:30] Let me find out you still rockin flip phones. Oh look at that pussy on the loose like there's wanted posters for the pussy
[00:22:40] Brearion let me find out you got that internet deal
[00:22:45] He's mad that you shop for deals on the internet
[00:22:50] Let me find out you acting funny with them stamps
[00:22:53] What is that you find out you twerking while you got craps
[00:22:56] Oh food stamps. Yeah, I'm like postage fraud and he's like let me find out you twerking while you got cramps
[00:23:08] Love it dude, let me find out you weren't spanks to hide your gut
[00:23:12] Hmm. Let me find out them booty pants underneath. Yeah, this is great stuff guys. Please look up fifth ward. Weebie
[00:23:18] Let me find out that's a little webby. We've not
[00:23:21] Put a bit of webby. Yeah, weebie just got accused of like beating some woman really I think you went to jail for it
[00:23:28] Yeah, and then it's like you know, it's Instagram is like him like I don't give a fuck. I don't care
[00:23:38] Thank you webby. Yeah, we believe in you no matter what yeah
[00:23:43] He kind of he blew up like 10 years ago and then sort of just fizzled out. What was the song the spelling song?
[00:23:49] Yeah, I and D E P. Oh independent. Yeah, do you know what that mean? Yeah, wait. That's boozy. Isn't it? No, that's webby
[00:23:57] Yeah, yeah, boozy might be on it. But yeah, he is on it. You're right
[00:24:02] Yeah, she and I and D E P N D E N T. Can you explain what that mean man?
[00:24:08] That was my joke. Can you explain? Yeah, yeah, can you tell me can you help me understand what that is?
[00:24:18] Cuz this is I and D E P E N D N T. What does that spell?
[00:24:23] What is this word that I'm encountering?
[00:24:27] Fuck what's up, dog? How's the how's the stone life treating you you got snacks? No, I don't do snacks
[00:24:32] Dude, I'm trying to fucking get back in shape. So you're oh you're doing the rare stoner health stone actually helps to fucking cuz I don't
[00:24:40] Have an appetite so I like fuck up and I can't eat enough like you know of the right shit when I get back from the gym
[00:24:46] And then I just won't eat for like 12 hours and then I'm hungry and it's like I fuck it
[00:24:53] Muffin shit rather than you know eating
[00:24:57] Chicken and fucking broccoli. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which sucks
[00:25:00] Yeah, you mean like bodybuilder chicken and broccoli or Chinese food chicken and broccoli. No, I mean like yeah, like I'm like just chicken
[00:25:07] And frying as you said chicken breast and eating it with asparagus. You've got no appetite. What's wrong buddy?
[00:25:12] I just like to eat like once a day and I like the whole shit
[00:25:16] So yeah, I know there's nothing better than starving yourself
[00:25:19] They're eating that fat-ass fucking meal. There's also man like I got pretty fucking out of shape
[00:25:23] So when I get out of the gym now, I'm like I want to throw up, right? Right?
[00:25:26] Right, right? Yeah, dude. I have it up into the gym
[00:25:30] I miss physical therapy today for my shoulder because the trains was fucking up
[00:25:34] Sucks dude. I'm trying to get strong. Do you need surgery or what? No physical therapy ought to do it
[00:25:39] It's just like there's a tear in my like
[00:25:41] Like the socket that holds the shit together labrum lay I got a labrum tear exactly and like a minor slap tear wherever the fuck that is
[00:25:48] Yeah, and I just have this it's actually fucked up dude
[00:25:51] Because the guy who's my physical therapist looks like I've only I've never met the guy
[00:25:57] But he looks like my maternal grandfather
[00:25:59] So it's like he looks exact it. I feel like my grandfather's back from the dead and
[00:26:06] Yeah, that Turkish revolutionary that looks just like Jimmy Fallon. No some guy from like a hundred years
[00:26:11] Really just looks exactly like Jimmy that's on like Jimmy Fallon doing a Chris Rock blackface
[00:26:16] Yeah, it's real funny because I you know people say they had a time machine
[00:26:20] They'd go back and stop Hitler. I would go back and meet the people that look like other people nice
[00:26:27] Would you bring them back or not just leave go to the Civil War like this guy's like why what are you?
[00:26:32] What are you doing in my homestead? I'm like you look exactly like Gilbert Godfrey
[00:26:38] You have no idea doesn't make sense to you, but to see Gilbert Godfrey say things. It's crazy
[00:26:46] That's fun minor things you would do while going back in time
[00:26:49] I think I would go back to the 50s and be the best basketball player the best I could beat Bob Coosy one-on-one, dude
[00:26:56] No, you couldn't absolutely I could those guys could hoop so no way dude. I could I would be dribbled flat palmed dude
[00:27:02] I would be a star. No the thing that made them good. They didn't care about looking gay. What oh that guy's
[00:27:12] Gosh, I like to meet that feller. I could beat I could beat him
[00:27:15] I could beat him one-on-one. No fundamentals white boys in the 50s. I hit him with a spin move just chest passing each other down
[00:27:21] I could be one of the top basketball players of all time if I was the right now in the 50s
[00:27:27] No, cuz they were like legit goons that used to play like that guy
[00:27:31] No, like seven foot dudes not just a George Mike in George Mike in fuck George Mike in dude
[00:27:37] He was amazing. I could I can lay up like this. He's not amazing. He's a big fucking nerd
[00:27:41] He's dead now. Don't speak a little bit fuck George Mike and fuck every Laker dude
[00:27:47] Any kind of any kind of like business idea like how people think like I would go back and I'd bet on this
[00:27:53] Yeah, I'd make me invest in that but the problem is like all the shit you're used to now
[00:27:57] Won't be invented for like another 40 years, right?
[00:28:00] So it would just suck you just having having millions of dollars in the 30s would fucking suck
[00:28:06] With no text on iPhone. Yeah, you wouldn't have known to talk to the food
[00:28:10] You have to go back you have to go back for violent or sexual reason. I don't know
[00:28:14] It'd probably be easier to cheat on people back then right. Yeah, that's a what do you care about that though?
[00:28:20] Showing your true colors, dude. I'm into cheating. Not me dude. I'm a cheater. I respect. Yeah, everybody knows guys
[00:28:29] Yeah, it would have to be your brother's but there might be something fun about if you're rich as hell and you just
[00:28:34] Live on a tropical island. You pay people to fucking feed you grapes and shit. You get it now
[00:28:38] No, but you could do that with like a million dollars now and I guarantee if you did that now after like two days
[00:28:44] You'd be like where's my phone? That's true. I would I would
[00:28:49] Maybe be free to live in a world with no phone though. You know, no, yeah
[00:28:54] I would go to like a horny time like I'm telling you I didn't have a smartphone or texting until
[00:29:00] 2014 and then as soon as I got it. I was like what the fuck was that? Yeah, but you didn't know you were missing dude
[00:29:05] I would just go back to a stroke. I wasn't able to this thing gave me sobriety imagine how
[00:29:12] Easily I would have fallen off probably actually you and I said it as a joke
[00:29:16] But now they think about it like a lot of it a lot of like my inability to stay sober was just fucking bored him
[00:29:22] You sit around what stare at a fucking wall eventually you're gonna drink game, dude. Nah
[00:29:28] It's not the same I get bored with the shit now. That's why I'm having to get back into weed
[00:29:36] Well, here's the here's the solution soft to what you were saying is you just go back to the most horny moments in history like
[00:29:43] The 1920s were super horny really yeah, yeah getting sucked off by flappers and shit. Oh, yeah
[00:29:49] People were just like doing horny ass shit. Oh, yeah, I mean I was speaking of the 1920s
[00:29:53] I was I learned about the fatty art buckle murder recently. Yeah. Yeah, that poor guy got set up wasn't a murder
[00:29:59] It was a rape. They said that he raped a woman with a bottle and he was set up by studio heads
[00:30:08] Independent movie maker powerful of a star, but ironically the woman in the case was named Virginia
[00:30:23] Wow, that's a civil war Nicholas Cage pretty cool. This guy looks like Nicholas Cage. That's pretty good
[00:30:30] You don't understand slavery is the national treasure
[00:30:34] We can't get rid of it. It's a treasure
[00:30:42] Declaration of Independence just a drawing of a black eye being forced
[00:30:46] This way Nicholas Cage the family in cages they invented the cages
[00:30:52] Auction box that's why so rich. Yeah, that's why it buys all those dinosaur eggs and shit
[00:31:04] Adam's last name is gay gay gay gay boy. That's his real name. No, you know my real last name though. No one cares
[00:31:10] It's a fickle bird landow. Yeah, you're real last name is land out. Yeah, it's not yes
[00:31:17] It is. What do you mean by that? That's probably why you're a rapist got a name like that land out. Yeah, what's up?
[00:31:27] Landow you gotta it's land out it changed the free land when they immigrated to South Africa from Lithuania
[00:31:35] Actually the actor that just died is from the same area Lithuania. We're probably my cousin
[00:31:42] I don't believe that that was your name. No, it was my name
[00:31:45] So why they changed the freedom who Sam Shepard is people's last names. No Martin Landow
[00:31:50] Sam Shepard's real name is Martin Landow. Yeah, that's true
[00:31:54] That's a sad one to go actually Sam Shepard. Yeah, but so what I mean
[00:31:59] Whatever did he teach me? Yeah, we're gonna be weird. Go ahead. Say it what go ahead be the guy you've been making fun of for the last
[00:32:08] Who is that old? Yeah, say no say it go ahead talk about what a loss it is is Sam Shepard
[00:32:13] He's like an actor using black Hawk down in the right stuff play right in days of heaven
[00:32:19] No, but I read a lot of his plays in college. Oh, really?
[00:32:22] Wow, you read plays that's wow, that's great. That's great. He's plays in college
[00:32:28] You could read plays you don't have to just see them acting
[00:32:30] I'm gonna say this right now, and it's gonna be a
[00:32:33] You're gonna seem like a contrarian point. Well, what I mean it and it's also the truth. There's never been a single good play
[00:32:44] Done. No, I did fences good. I saw fences. No, it's not a movie. It's bad
[00:32:49] Well fences they made a movie out of it. Yeah movies gotta be for it look
[00:32:53] It's the pinnacle of storytelling and I want fucking 4k uh
[00:32:57] Is that what you meant? There's no 4k plays. Yeah, they're in real life. Yeah, they're better than 4k
[00:33:03] What if someone streamed a play and you were in another room in 4k where the special effects
[00:33:14] I don't think you see it as much anymore
[00:33:15] But like forum guys that are like man the fucking special effects in this movie suck
[00:33:20] You know like there's got to be better special effects, you know what I'm saying if I'm paying to see a movie
[00:33:26] Good special effect. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't care about his big explosions
[00:33:31] And it's like the fighter or some shit. Yeah, did you see a Pacific Rim? Yeah?
[00:33:40] Go off on this because I missed it while I was in theaters and it's like I'm not gonna watch that at home
[00:33:44] That's just gonna be good. Yeah, you get a stringer bill. Stringer Bell gives the independence. They speech essentially. Yeah, it's cool
[00:33:49] It's tight. Yeah, big-ass robots. There's a hot Japanese ladies like
[00:33:54] But then she finds the power in herself and she's like
[00:34:01] Thanks for ruining the movie for me. I'm trying to think a good play right now
[00:34:06] Think Nick might be right. Yeah, there's no good. What I just said one fences is good
[00:34:10] I never saw it. This is not good first of all which production
[00:34:12] The one at every man theater that they took me to an eighth grade in Baltimore. It was bad. I saw it
[00:34:17] I know I personally reviewed that one you'd the mad magazine for mad magazine. I think I believe I gave it four gays down
[00:34:25] Four gays are gays up good. No four gays down, but what about four gays up? That's not a review
[00:34:31] Mmm. That's not what did you even read mad magazine when I was a theater critic? I'm at magazine
[00:34:36] I gotta be honest Nick here. I did not that was the start of my career
[00:34:39] I'm sorry. Really you're an eight-rate for mad magazine for 35. How old were you? I don't know is in my late 30s early 40s
[00:34:48] Wait, so second did you ever you never saw a play you liked?
[00:34:53] I think he's doing it big like the best if you had to choose
[00:35:00] Yeah, Glenn Gary Gary Ross basically a play that's basically a play what Glenn Gary Glenn Ross. Yeah
[00:35:05] Yeah, the show Frazier is basically a play that's a great Glenn Ross is a movie my favorite play is Frazier Fraser
[00:35:11] It was it was a play they made it a movie became good
[00:35:16] Went back and said maybe this play isn't as bad as we thought they watched the play and then they said I
[00:35:21] Don't know why we did this. That's true. I got a million times better. It's about the play a few good men
[00:35:28] I think I was a movie. I think so. I either remember what if you get man was for a second
[00:35:34] No, it was a play Aaron Sorkin. Yeah, I'm thinking of the one about Watergate
[00:35:39] What is when was the play was called the president's all the president's yeah
[00:35:42] It was called a few gay men and it was actually the title of every play ever
[00:35:50] Yeah, you know what you know would make plays good again if we went back to the era where they made
[00:35:57] Guys women characters boys. Yeah, that's that's what I want to see
[00:36:01] A nice thousand boy is a woman and they went to real sex scenes
[00:36:05] So they did walk the boy right on no, but back when they were doing noise the sex scenes were off stage
[00:36:13] I would love to see an off Broadway production of bad wives too with an all-boy cast
[00:36:19] I love it and that might be a play I could enjoy okay. What's bad wives to it's a pornography. I saw 15 years ago
[00:36:26] It's got Ray Lane in it. You want to see chill male children fuck each other well. They would be women
[00:36:36] If you can't act like your asshole is a vagina then you can't act
[00:36:40] It's called the Meisner man. Wow, so Adam how many Oscars have you won then because you know the world's most accomplished?
[00:36:47] I'm gonna take my sir. I'll probably get like three or four ships
[00:36:50] I think I think three four five, but yeah, I definitely can
[00:36:55] Go back. Yeah, I've actually been studying the Meisner method at the the Wilmer vault or Alma studio
[00:37:02] And we haven't really it's been mostly exercises a lot of like this weird thing where you
[00:37:08] You have to let your partner penetrate and the teacher penetrate you actually same time
[00:37:13] Which seems weird and I thought at first I was like oh, I'm just being raped
[00:37:17] Yes, you know like which is most people's response
[00:37:19] But then you realize the way the teacher explained it and this guy's a Jesus
[00:37:23] He was friends with no it's not will. Yeah, it's not
[00:37:35] Like mentored all these people basically I didn't know this but every single comedian from DC who's ever had any success
[00:37:41] He's mentored Wow. Yeah, and then also everyone from DC. So George Washington and Thomas Jefferson
[00:37:50] Not from interesting yeah, they was their president so
[00:37:54] From DC the name of the town is Washington. Yeah, yeah, right the capital wasn't in DC when I was yes
[00:38:02] It was yeah, it was yeah, and the White House was there. It was named after George Washington
[00:38:06] Yeah, as he moved there and he said this is my town now. I'm from here. My kind of let's print up the athletic
[00:38:12] Swamp on the program like bros, that's what the guy was a dress is called Rome Maryland was the was DC
[00:38:20] And then they got part of Virginia not Virginia backed out eventually, but DC used to include Arlington
[00:38:26] Yeah, it was a square and they took it back because they weren't getting enough monuments
[00:38:34] Forget what it's what the word is for when it estate recaptures part of its territory
[00:38:40] It's called a hair session heritage. Yeah, it might be recession. No, but it's a session
[00:38:48] No, they didn't succeed. It was like a recap. I don't know. I don't forget either
[00:38:53] He's from DC in the fat doctor came up with his ideas
[00:38:58] Is also sort of in he knows will develop a drama and he was an exacting teacher. Yeah, yeah
[00:39:04] I just want to tie it all up. You know, but like you're making a joke of it
[00:39:08] But like I have a friend that's an actress and her acting teacher runs a cult. It's it's basically called he tells everyone
[00:39:14] They're foxes shit. No, but I think so she fuck. I think he's an old gay guy, but he emotionally abuses everyone
[00:39:20] Yeah, that's not surprising. Did you see that documentary about that cult? I only caught it caught it in passing about that like
[00:39:27] That like guy that's like in shape, but he had yes, I watched that documentary. What's that called?
[00:39:32] I forgot the name of it, but it's like everyone's really good looking. Yeah, he's like like maybe French or Italian
[00:39:39] That weird French guy what and then a guy that guy is like yeah
[00:39:43] He would have these therapy sessions and you know eventually he just wears you down and then years later
[00:39:49] I realized I'm just getting fucked in my ass. Yeah
[00:39:53] There's like this guy that would like rape his his cold literally fun
[00:39:57] Literally like bring them in for therapy sessions Jesus. I mean like you need to learn how to be more open like let me have sex with your ass
[00:40:09] I got gas Jesus Christ every cult documentary they like talk about like everything and then you just wait because there's always
[00:40:17] Someone's getting fucked where the one cult leader is either fucking girls or fucking his male subordinates. Yeah, or both women
[00:40:25] Yeah, so yeah, does anyone ever do both? No, not typically damn
[00:40:30] There's like Warren Jeff's was fucking like 13 year old girls, right? Yeah, Jesus am I wrong or right?
[00:40:36] Who's warm? Maybe I think Warren Jeff's was that break off of Mormons in like a southern Utah Northern Arizona
[00:40:43] Ormans just stopped fucking young women anyway young girls anyway
[00:40:47] They stopped like polygamy and they let black people in their church in like 1994 about time
[00:40:52] Yeah, because BYU football was having a rough
[00:40:56] Imagine how much is my suck to go to BYU to play football? Oh, fuck. Yeah
[00:41:03] The team for fucking yeah, which is wild. Yeah
[00:41:06] We should boycott them, but actually get married. They have a good married again
[00:41:11] They haven't marry every woman you want to have sex with
[00:41:14] Let's go understand. No, you can't that's not a red
[00:41:19] I don't even get divorced. Oh look at me. That's her whole thing
[00:41:22] No, they used to be their thing, but it is no longer their thing what?
[00:41:26] What the fuck is any other than that's why that dude Warren Jeff is a little
[00:41:30] Underwear dude. Yeah, you were secret underwear
[00:41:33] She could underwear and you're you go into the temple again
[00:41:36] It's the story of like Mormonism is some like fucking drunk retard found a golden Bible. Oh, yeah
[00:41:42] Yeah, he just by an angel and then he tried to take it back. It's so funny. It's an American religion
[00:41:47] I know yeah, but like the idea that that ever worked on anybody is like I
[00:41:52] Don't know man. This guy's story is pretty legit. Yeah, I guess we should just go to his church
[00:41:57] Yeah, yeah, we should dedicate our entire lives listening to him and let him fuck our daughter
[00:42:01] They kept getting kicked out of every place they lived in because everyone's like no fuck these fucking weirdos
[00:42:07] Yeah, and then they had to literally just go across the country to Utah. Yeah as like sort of religious
[00:42:13] I call Utah. Yeah, nice. He's even heard of this place
[00:42:18] Utah get out of here. Fuck Shucks. He's that's good. Yeah, he said he had a gold book
[00:42:26] But yeah, you had to trust that he had it and then he said that the Native Americans were actually Israelites
[00:42:33] That sinned against God and were punished with dark skin. Oh
[00:42:38] That makes sense. That's another that you know what that actually checks out
[00:42:42] Now that I think about it scientifically
[00:42:45] You know that no, but the story is is that living outside in teas the crucifixion went to the new world and
[00:42:53] Then he liked did some shit over here. Mm-hmm. There were two tribes
[00:42:59] Okay, Adam's loving being able to just walk through the Wikipedia article for Mormonism
[00:43:04] Yeah, I knew a bunch of Mormons growing up in Vegas because there is a lot of Mormons because Howard Hughes
[00:43:09] Would only hire Howard Hughes tidbit an hour
[00:43:17] Get ready for all the details from the movie coming up in five
[00:43:21] Four it's not I haven't seen it tell me how to use died in Vegas like losing his mind pissing in jars in a hotel
[00:43:28] Yeah, and he who remembers that scene from the aviator the fuck did Leo piss in a bottle? Yes, dude
[00:43:34] He's pissing in a bottle. He deserved an Oscar he sees didn't then whoever plays Catherine Hepburn. I forget to drink it
[00:43:40] Who yeah, no she shows up and she's like
[00:43:45] Well, how I come out now was he into piss playing lesbians with me how I'd be secret powerful lesbians
[00:43:53] Cape and shed I think that's it. That's all. Yes. She was a lesbian Catherine Hepburn. No, she wasn't like me
[00:43:59] She's not about yet. She was like she was just an excellent golfer. Yeah, she was just like she's probably the only person
[00:44:06] That's ever been like actually okay with just being a spinster. Hmm. So oh did she fucked?
[00:44:11] Did Catherine fuck she was hot. Yes, but she was like she was
[00:44:15] Mostly just mind. She was like sort of she was probably like a section. She might have actually been a
[00:44:20] Rodginess she was a talk like that but was American. Yeah, like sort of
[00:44:24] Like everyone from like a vander built that's how like yeah, yeah, it's just like a cold Connecticut money
[00:44:31] Yeah, old yeah old New England. Yeah. Yeah. God. Those people are so fucking lame
[00:44:35] But that's they used to train actors to do that. It's called a transatlantic accent, right?
[00:44:39] So you were talking away where people couldn't tell if you were from Britain or America
[00:44:43] Prior to the phrase your majority of productions moving to Hollywood
[00:44:47] It's like you know to think when shit was in New York. They wanted to make something that would appeal to all
[00:44:52] Fuck interesting. That's yeah, that's why people talk like Frazier damn dude. Frazier is the last one holding on
[00:44:58] When I was a kid, I thought I was a great a second. Of course everyone did he's the greatest living actor
[00:45:03] Frazier because he does the tells the last guy to do that actually somewhere on pills getting his dick sucked
[00:45:09] Yeah, that guy that's out to Kelsey grammar that guys had a life dude like we talked about it before yeah
[00:45:15] I'm sure but Niles we haven't talked about him
[00:45:19] We have a Niles life is like somebody I saw so I showed Jake for us that that Tom Myers DM
[00:45:26] Uh-huh where he's like make it stop now
[00:45:29] Yeah, make the asking stop now and Jake was like oh, I thought the Avi was Niles from Frazier
[00:45:35] Oh, yeah, Tom does look like yeah, he looks like Steve Bishemi mixed with Niles from oh fuck
[00:45:41] We know it's funny about Thomas Tom looks like absolute shit
[00:45:43] But I met him when he was probably 22 or 23 years old and he looked exactly same. Yeah, he's look 43
[00:45:53] Yeah, I remember when I yeah, dude. It's wild. You're right with holy fuck when I started comedy was only like 25
[00:46:02] Yes, how old is he not 40 no, he's like no, no, yeah, he's he's not that much orange
[00:46:08] Yeah, he's a good where yeah, we're the same age yeah, Tom's got to be at most 33 34 years old
[00:46:13] Wow. Yeah, it's wild that blew my fucking mind
[00:46:17] So he's still got time dude. He's still do it. He used to be the chairman of the young democrats of harford county
[00:46:24] Oh sick, so just a little tidbit for the audience. I don't know who is it now
[00:46:33] Probably not Tom anymore. Cool. Yep. Just a different guy from harford county. I think sex shit woman
[00:46:52] Um the cat has ear medicine now. I don't know if I've mentioned earnest. Yeah, he needs a
[00:46:56] You're just locked up. It's not in here. It's like outer outer ear medicine. Yeah, is it just he so shit doesn't scab?
[00:47:03] Well, he scratches his ear and it scabs. I tried piercing his ears like a month ago
[00:47:14] Yo cat with a fucking earring that would be awesome. Hell yeah, oh fuck. What about a fucking dog?
[00:47:20] This is your internum green. Let's paint him green. Let's spray paint the cat. That would be is there is there is there
[00:47:34] Can we dye him? Oh, how about this a fucking dog with floppy ass ears with a big-ass diamond stud
[00:47:41] One of those hounds that'd be cute. Yeah, wouldn't that be good
[00:47:48] Maybe put a little lipstick on him. I my dog got it start fucking him some a friend of mine painted my dogs nails
[00:47:55] And she looked pretty cute. That's cute. Anything you do to an animal people will accuse you of it being animal abuse
[00:48:00] You put a video of it online you put a fucking hat on a dog
[00:48:05] Like the dog is humiliated. This is animal abuse at pita. I'm calling pita
[00:48:11] Yeah, I do love that like literally no other country in the world treats dogs like this. Well, it's funny because like
[00:48:18] I mean like in most of the rest of the world dogs are just like straight up animals
[00:48:22] Jermaine Fowler tried to pull that shit on my fucking instagram. I posted a picture of Ernest where he's
[00:48:26] Thrown up and then fallen asleep in his own vomit
[00:48:29] But she does because he's always your main Fowler gave you shit about that your main Fowler was like is this shit supposed to be funny
[00:48:36] What it's like you should be saying that into a fucking mirror, but
[00:48:40] This looks like a fire. This looks like an abused animal to me and then he added pita
[00:48:44] I don't think he was joking either. No, he didn't read like a joke. What's that?
[00:48:49] Maybe you're joking. Yeah, I don't think he was did he saw block you or something? No, but we're worn out. Oh nice
[00:48:55] We're fun. We at war with superior donuts. They got canceled. They did didn't they got a second
[00:49:00] They got that they got renewed. I thought they got canceled. Are you completely making that up?
[00:49:04] I maybe I'm worried you hear that from where I'll look it up
[00:49:10] They got fucking jut your hush in that motherfucker. Yeah, you don't know what you're talking about Adam. I'll look it up
[00:49:15] All right. Well, we still have plenty of time to go boys
[00:49:18] So should we go to the beach this week? It's no time to proceed is going to the beach on Thursday. Oh fuck
[00:49:22] I got a text machine back. No, you don't but I already told you're seeing that I'm
[00:49:26] Uninviting you from the beach what because there's gonna be girls there and I don't want you ruining it by discussing them with your body
[00:49:32] See this is the kind of body negativity. I simply will not stay well. I'm body negative dude. Dude. Absolutely. You know that
[00:49:38] Oh, this is gonna be the thing that brings us down. I'm a body negative. I will never body negative
[00:49:44] I will absolutely not accept that men men in this to which I which I'm pretty sure means Amish
[00:49:51] Think that's what a minute is somebody that builds barns and makes fried chicken
[00:49:56] Why is there fried chicken so goddamn cuz what the fuck else are they gonna do besides make delicious
[00:50:01] Season of course you are have you ever seen a fat Amish person? Yes plenty really
[00:50:07] Yeah, I have it. Are you kidding the guys that make the fried chicken? I guess you're right
[00:50:10] We went the place we go to the guy that makes that fried chicken is one of the fattest ugly people I've ever seen in my life
[00:50:15] They are really busy looking at the chicken. I was really excited about the chicken dude
[00:50:20] I tell you what I love doing when I go to the Amish market is holding eye contact with the women
[00:50:26] Because they won't break eye contact. I don't know what it is about their culture manners. They won't do it
[00:50:32] Yeah, that's old German manners. They think they just are looking for an escape
[00:50:37] Because they have one it's called rum spring either allowed to go fuck it like as many guys as they can do meth
[00:50:42] So that's what they say in their church that they built they go in there. They're like well you're 18. Oh you go out
[00:50:54] Make sure you don't like being titty fucked is when you come back to the church
[00:50:59] Yeah, you know, you know no more titty fucking out
[00:51:01] What's the retention rate you think of rum springer? Uh 100%
[00:51:06] They all go back. They all come back. I think it's like 90 something or something like that
[00:51:10] How how many fucking Amish people that aren't Amish do you know anymore?
[00:51:15] Yeah, have you met any have you met any Amish people are there there can't be that many
[00:51:19] It's like 42 42 of them. Yeah, that's that's about the same number of people that are Jewish
[00:51:25] That's not true. Yeah, that's impossible. I think that's true
[00:51:28] You know, it's weird about a man of American society is Amish. Yeah, that makes them into like a voting block
[00:51:34] They're scared of the machines. Yeah, they won't do the machines. Yeah
[00:51:37] It is where when you drive through like central, Pennsylvania and see like a fucking buggy going down the side
[00:51:42] No, dude all slow as shit. You only see it for a second. You're like, oh look at that shitty piece of technology
[00:51:48] He's gone. I'm already miles away from wherever that man is trying to go in my 91 pieces. She
[00:51:55] It's going to take him 35 years to get to the butter dispensary and hopefully you can get back to
[00:52:01] You know the cottage he lives in before yeah, the fly Zietam or whatever
[00:52:06] However, they succumb to the elements when I see I know what the number one cause of death in Amish country is
[00:52:16] It's never that fault they've fallen a vat of butter by accident. Right the flies is coming
[00:52:21] Sniped from helicopters by the wet sauce pretzels company
[00:52:28] If we were that rampage at the fucking Amish remember that happened
[00:52:32] No like 10 years ago some guy went into an Amish schoolhouse and started fucking light kids up Jesus Christ. Yeah
[00:52:38] Fuck was he Amish? I don't think so ex Amish he's done. They have a
[00:52:42] Hating Amish people that much. Yeah, don't they have Amish organized crime or something. Yeah, that was a show
[00:52:49] There was a show that was yeah, it was like it probably was yeah the fucking uh the Amish gotti like TLC
[00:52:58] Amish aren't cool enough to do that kind of shit. I could fight any Amish
[00:53:02] No, they were like the famous that they would be kidding me. They're making a barn house
[00:53:07] Yeah, they could beat me up and carrying fucking you know, fuck timber anvils
[00:53:12] So I'm assuming they just walk around with anvil and feel used for metals metal black blacksmithing
[00:53:18] It's like metal work. You hit you hit shit on it. Well, the shape is for a place
[00:53:22] You heat stuff up and then you you slam a hammer on it while it's on the fucking handboard
[00:53:27] Yeah, you can make a sword. Hell yeah, they never used them in like should I do that when I when we get enough money for my compound
[00:53:34] I'm getting a forge. I'm putting that out one hundred percent
[00:53:38] Dude, let's make a compound dude. I'll have a pizza oven you can have a forge
[00:53:42] I had one in the same dude pizzas in the pizzas barbecue and swords on all the same device
[00:53:48] Oh my god. What is your game? What are you gonna?
[00:53:52] contribute to the compound probably work with the animals
[00:53:54] What animals are we gonna eat them? No, we're not gonna eat them. I'm just gonna suck off the balls and spit the comment of the cows pussy
[00:54:05] How we got in some of them. That's what it's a new definition of cowboy. Yeah
[00:54:16] That's actually how the immaculate conception happened
[00:54:18] The I'm Chris. Sondios. This is shoving a toucan's face up your asshole his entire nose
[00:54:27] Hey, I'm steve oh, and this is get kicked out of Belize
[00:54:32] For wrapping a tarantula around my dick and spreading trying to shove the tarantula dick into a yak's ass
[00:54:43] Wild boys did rule though. I'm trying to open for steve oh, he's at the Arlington draft house, baby
[00:54:47] Yeah, he's a touring. I'm trying to go down there dude. What's his stand up black?
[00:54:51] Trying to buddy up to steve oh no, it just didn't have face time with steve oh
[00:54:55] He just does the most shows and they pay you by show. No, I can't do the podcast today guys
[00:55:01] Can't wait for that to happen. I would never do that guys
[00:55:05] I wouldn't hang out with steve. I would he's pretty cool
[00:55:09] It would be funny. Come on. You wouldn't get barbecue with steve oh, he's sober. No, I wouldn't get off the podcast
[00:55:14] I would never blow off the podcast for barbecue steve oh, I
[00:55:18] I've made up my mind that stuff has done this already
[00:55:25] You motherfuckers wish fine you steve oh dude
[00:55:28] Me and him would be doing a damn podcast. I do stuff with my favorite called the cool boys podcast
[00:55:32] I do stuff with my famous friends all the time. I just don't tell you about I don't rub your face
[00:55:40] I gotta be invited cuz we're friends. You don't invite people to shit. I invite
[00:55:45] I invite you guys to hang out at my house. You have never invited any any type of social event where it's like
[00:55:50] I invite you to receive this party. I'm I text you all the time. Yeah, but I'm talking about
[00:55:55] Yeah, we're seeing my voice to come to my to the things that we're already invited and that's not inviting us
[00:56:01] Yes, it is that's what it's like. Let's go together to know if you're doing a thing
[00:56:06] If you're doing a thing where it's like some comic you like was having a thing you'd be like
[00:56:10] I gotta go to this and you wouldn't invite us to yeah
[00:56:15] You're like your face time thing. No, yeah, it's rude to bring fucking people somewhere
[00:56:19] You don't they didn't say bring other people if it's someone I'm like closer to like if so I don't want to hang out
[00:56:28] Do some shit like that, but if it was like someone I don't know that well you can't invite people to you can bring friends
[00:56:34] You know like that, but it's if mutual friends of course. I want you guys to come and hang out
[00:56:40] I'm always trying to get the crew to fucking hang out. That's what I wanted to do
[00:56:43] I like hanging and these aren't people that he knew you're mad at him for literally what you just described
[00:56:48] No, there these are people that he's never met before hanging out that
[00:56:53] Invited him to hang and you're saying that he should have also brought you along
[00:56:57] Well, I mean the only difference is is in the hypothetical situation
[00:57:02] That word describing it's not people you don't know
[00:57:05] It's like people are trying to get face time in with and I do know that soda
[00:57:09] Yeah, I'm specifically mentioned Dan Soder is an example like a friend of mine that I would bring up Dan
[00:57:14] I'm gonna dance on her multiple times. I'm bringing up like people. I'm saying you're where I would give you access to his Dan Soder
[00:57:23] I'm saying my friends. Oh my god. You fucking pricks. I'm saying like sometimes we get Greek food
[00:57:29] I'd fucking hang it. I didn't invite you guys, but you never had a fucking Astoria
[00:57:33] That's another fucking thing. Don't that we never fucking hang out because you motherfuckers never want to come to my spot. No, you can
[00:57:39] Well, yeah, I mean that's true. I've invited you to come hang and fucking hang out of my shit
[00:57:44] I want to come watch some vid movies and shit, but no, it's got to be here
[00:57:49] Well, we work here. Yeah, we were living about some fun public some fun
[00:57:53] Listen to story is story was a cool spot 10 years ago. I just want my boys
[00:57:57] It's all that deep brookly dude. I'm moving to East New York next week. I'm moving to
[00:58:04] Where's that me and me and Adam and then LA's New York
[00:58:08] We're gonna come to and we're gonna watch Django and change at a movie theater. Yeah with only black people
[00:58:15] Um me and me and Adam are moving to Elizabeth, New Jersey. Hell yeah, we're gonna be longshoremen
[00:58:22] We're gonna be the coolest guys, but also you could have recently gentrified Elizabeth, New Jersey
[00:58:27] How far away is that I don't know we're Stephen Colby. It's like the first law far. No, he lives in like
[00:58:33] Elizabeth's a shit. What do you call it? North Jersey?
[00:58:36] The town is from isn't that Elizabeth? It's my player on Claire. Oh
[00:58:45] But also you could invite it. They were Twitter bros dude. Come on. You can invite at the squad
[00:58:50] They asked oh no, I wasn't gonna go I was moving all day and they asked for me a nickware, right bro
[00:58:54] Yeah, but I know them you don't know yeah, Nick
[00:58:57] But both and Nick ignore them because he's cool. Yeah, I'm cool
[00:59:00] I don't like going to hang out with people well this yeah, then you're an anti-social person. That's true
[00:59:06] So North Korea has fired another ballistic missile. Is that a hot off the press? No, I'm just trying to I mean
[00:59:15] This is like the did worse spot. No, it's not bad. No, this is we've said nothing for the last 15 minutes is well
[00:59:22] Like and terrible. Yeah, but people just like that. You know they like the no they don't people don't like it
[00:59:27] I don't like it. I don't like stop stop getting fucking worried about it. I'm not worried about it
[00:59:31] I'm being objective. We had good. No, you're doing a gloom. This one's going right in the trash. Oh, come on, man
[00:59:38] No, it's not dude. You can't go in the trash. Why can't I go in the trash?
[00:59:42] It's just the whole fucking day is right. I came here. I went home. Yeah, I've had the work
[00:59:48] You had to do I've seen you a show. No, what do you have to do? I had fucking physical therapy
[00:59:54] I missed that because the trains were fucked. I should be running for my job right now
[00:59:57] I gotta go do that as soon as we get done with this I could have been fucking working
[01:00:01] My roommates are mad at me because I didn't fucking clean the apartment
[01:00:03] I left to do all this shit. It's we just can't go in the trash
[01:00:07] So it's my fault that you didn't clean the apartment in your room. No, I'm just saying we have we put we we say we're gonna do something
[01:00:12] Let's stick to it. This is why people tune in guys the real friendship things
[01:00:17] You know, so even if we're having a pointless
[01:00:31] People like it because they feel like they're hanging out with the boys
[01:00:34] And that's why I think we should keep this podcast up plus that shit you did at the beginning Nick was very funny
[01:00:47] I'm sorry. You can't get the last 30 minutes of this podcast back
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