[00:00:00] Alright, we're going to the mail bag.

[00:00:04] Question number one from a reader.

[00:00:09] Somebody asked me, why was Adam so wrong about back pain on the last episode?

[00:00:14] Actually, who could possibly have messaged him about that?

[00:00:19] Multiple people have messaged me back in the up that you do not have a spinal injury.

[00:00:24] I never said I had a spinal injury.

[00:00:26] What I'm saying is that people, your claim that back pain is good for working out.

[00:00:33] Was that what I said?

[00:00:34] Yeah, let me say it.

[00:00:36] You're like, it's good to be in pain.

[00:00:38] Yeah, that's exactly what I said.

[00:00:40] What I didn't say is that I just have muscle strain from being weak.

[00:00:45] I didn't say I slipped a disc.

[00:00:47] I'm saying that my lower back hurt.

[00:00:51] And if I was deadlifting correctly.

[00:00:54] What ever happened to you having cancer?

[00:00:56] You still have cancer?

[00:00:57] Oh, I fell off.

[00:00:58] My cancer fell off.

[00:00:59] Really?

[00:01:00] Yeah, false alarm.

[00:01:01] Oh, you're nice.

[00:01:02] Yeah.

[00:01:03] Now I won't get a felon.

[00:01:04] This is a piece of shit.

[00:01:05] I couldn't tell because so is the rest of them.

[00:01:09] Bitch, you hear that?

[00:01:10] Why am I the bad guy again?

[00:01:12] I don't know.

[00:01:13] I've been the good guy the last couple of weeks.

[00:01:15] Yeah, here's some loud dude.

[00:01:16] Oh, hell yeah.

[00:01:17] We're about to smoke Cali.

[00:01:18] Wait, hold on.

[00:01:19] Where were you the good guy?

[00:01:21] Actually, you know what?

[00:01:22] We were having a pleasant time last episode.

[00:01:24] Everything was going great.

[00:01:26] And then you said, oh, by the way, Nick, people told me you were wrong.

[00:01:29] That is true.

[00:01:30] We were having a nice time.

[00:01:31] Yeah, I wasn't being mean to you.

[00:01:32] I had a nice day of working on a project, cutting things, putting them in the wall.

[00:01:39] Oh, you want to hear a fun Nick?

[00:01:40] How does this work?

[00:01:41] You want a fun mule dog direct quote?

[00:01:44] I mean, I agree with you, but it was pretty funny.

[00:01:46] You all kind of I see.

[00:01:47] When I started painting, you suck from the mouth part.

[00:01:54] When I started putting primer down in my room, Nick was waiting for them to get back from

[00:02:00] Home Depot.

[00:02:01] I was like, do you want to primer the trim?

[00:02:03] And Nick said, no, painting's gay, dude.

[00:02:07] The only cool shit is drilling and sawing.

[00:02:09] Yeah, no, I mean, it's true.

[00:02:12] I mean, it's true.

[00:02:13] Painting fucking sawing.

[00:02:14] I like painting.

[00:02:15] No, dude, painting.

[00:02:16] So a roller, get a roller in there and getting high as hell.

[00:02:20] Fucking.

[00:02:21] I might get high.

[00:02:22] I got to go back there tonight.

[00:02:23] I might smoke weed and do it.

[00:02:24] Listen, you tell me you're listening to Pantera and painting this.

[00:02:26] Yeah, I put on some fucking Pantera, but then I felt a little weird about either Pantera

[00:02:30] or Pantera out of the new white people's house.

[00:02:33] You should have done ranchero music.

[00:02:36] And when they would have thought you had contractors.

[00:02:38] No, I should have just put on a I should have put on daddy, daddy, janky.

[00:02:43] Daddy, janky.

[00:02:44] Yeah, second my penis in my ass was like my penis, please.

[00:02:47] Oh, that's good.

[00:02:48] Yeah.

[00:02:49] That's gasoline.

[00:02:50] Stop cover of gasoline.

[00:02:54] My pussy.

[00:02:55] Look at my ass, please.

[00:02:57] Oh, God.

[00:02:58] Well, Nick, I'm sorry.

[00:02:59] I'm on my penis.

[00:03:01] Licking in on my penis.

[00:03:04] Yeah, dude.

[00:03:05] I had a good time.

[00:03:06] Yeah.

[00:03:07] Well, yeah, dude, I can feel the vomit.

[00:03:08] I got a couple of days left.

[00:03:10] Making that dry wall frame out of it with that miter saw.

[00:03:13] I want a miter saw so bad.

[00:03:15] Miter saw is cool.

[00:03:16] It's a nice miter saw.

[00:03:17] It's a nice miter saw.

[00:03:18] It's fucked up, actually.

[00:03:19] He was talking shit this morning about your drill.

[00:03:22] He said you got a drill that was too nice.

[00:03:25] Whoa.

[00:03:26] Nah, it was a good deal because it came with the saws all for free.

[00:03:29] Well, what I forgot what the term was, but he said, why does Nick's drill have X?

[00:03:33] I don't forget what it was.

[00:03:34] And he's like, it's like, it's way too good.

[00:03:37] It's like, wait, it's way better than you need.

[00:03:40] Why is that an issue?

[00:03:41] I don't know.

[00:03:42] I don't want to start trauma.

[00:03:43] What's the biggest thing you could drill through?

[00:03:46] Something very hard, maybe?

[00:03:47] Yeah, I mean, it's a regular cordless drill.

[00:03:51] Maybe it was your...

[00:03:52] It came with an impact wrench and then a free saws all.

[00:03:58] So it's a...

[00:03:59] You got the saws all with the drill.

[00:04:00] All that shit came together.

[00:04:02] So for $300, you get like three R8 tools for $100 per.

[00:04:06] It's not like a bad deal at all.

[00:04:08] Well, I just want to say publicly, I very much appreciate your help over the last week.

[00:04:14] Nick's been a...

[00:04:15] I've been sick.

[00:04:16] Good pal.

[00:04:17] I've been sick.

[00:04:18] Stop.

[00:04:19] Stop's been tired from bowling a week ago.

[00:04:21] I've been sick from eating back.

[00:04:22] Yeah, he's fucking...

[00:04:23] We went bowling.

[00:04:24] And he quit doing so.

[00:04:25] I was sick.

[00:04:26] He's like, I've got to go home.

[00:04:27] I was sick!

[00:04:28] And then the pizza showed up and he magically reappeared.

[00:04:32] That was actually amazing.

[00:04:34] Stop re-bears.

[00:04:35] Stop.

[00:04:36] Stop re-bears.

[00:04:37] Stop re-bears.

[00:04:38] I went to the bathtub.

[00:04:39] Stop re-bears from the bowling ball return slot.

[00:04:41] It was rolled out from underneath bowling around.

[00:04:46] And not said I was leaving yet.

[00:04:48] I said I was going to leave soon.

[00:04:50] And I went to the bathroom.

[00:04:52] He threw out you left.

[00:04:53] I went to the bathroom.

[00:04:54] I didn't even dap up the birthday boy.

[00:04:55] Do you think I would have left?

[00:04:56] I have manners, okay?

[00:04:57] Yeah.

[00:04:58] So I went to the bathroom.

[00:04:59] Oh, god.

[00:05:00] And then I saw the pizza had come.

[00:05:02] What am I going to leave?

[00:05:04] You know, the pizza's there.

[00:05:05] It would have been rude of me as a guest to not eat a slice or two or two and then half

[00:05:10] a sandwich showed up.

[00:05:12] Which was a very good sandwich, by the way.

[00:05:14] Was that your sandwich?

[00:05:15] You got that.

[00:05:17] Oh yeah, the guy was a fan of a cum town.

[00:05:19] Oh really?

[00:05:20] He dropped the rules too nice.

[00:05:23] He said your drill is too nice.

[00:05:25] Dude, we're fucked.

[00:05:26] He's not going to be able to think of anything else.

[00:05:28] Yeah, I shouldn't have brought up the fucking back thing in the last episode.

[00:05:32] I'm ruining it.

[00:05:33] All he's going to think about is his drill.

[00:05:35] Adam ruins everything.

[00:05:36] That's true.

[00:05:37] That is you.

[00:05:39] That's me.

[00:05:40] So you excited to have this new house buddy?

[00:05:41] You're going to have a place all to yourself.

[00:05:42] You're going to be an Airbnb host.

[00:05:44] Oh shit.

[00:05:45] I don't know.

[00:05:46] I might have a roommate in the second room.

[00:05:48] I don't know.

[00:05:49] Tell them about how you kicked a black family out of the house.

[00:05:51] We just got started.

[00:05:52] You're the white devil.

[00:05:53] What do you mean you can have a roommate?

[00:05:55] Are you just trying to say that because legally you're not allowed to have an Airbnb?

[00:05:58] No, you can't.

[00:05:59] You can Airbnb out your second room but it just seems like a lot of work.

[00:06:04] Plus what if it but yeah.

[00:06:05] And I got to set up a second bedroom.

[00:06:07] I got to buy all the shit.

[00:06:08] I changed the sheets.

[00:06:09] Well, changing the sheets is fine.

[00:06:12] But strangers fucked all those sheets and you got to change them.

[00:06:15] Oh, it would be my pleasure.

[00:06:16] Yeah.

[00:06:17] You want to smell their juices?

[00:06:18] These beautiful Swedish lesbians.

[00:06:21] Yeah.

[00:06:22] Yeah.

[00:06:23] Only hot lesbians are loud.

[00:06:25] Sweetish.

[00:06:26] Just eating their each other's.

[00:06:29] Worth meatballs.

[00:06:30] There we go.

[00:06:31] I was trying to think what a Swedish.

[00:06:34] That's the only thing they need.

[00:06:36] No, they have.

[00:06:37] Do they have was it?

[00:06:38] No, they don't.

[00:06:39] They're not going to lingers yet.

[00:06:40] Very lingonberry.

[00:06:42] Lingonberry.

[00:06:43] The clits are.

[00:06:44] Yeah, I got to go.

[00:06:46] Actually, speaking of Swedish, I got to go to Ikea.

[00:06:49] The next couple of days.

[00:06:50] Oh, oh.

[00:06:51] Yeah.

[00:06:52] Rutt Row.

[00:06:53] I love Ikea.

[00:06:54] I wish it was closer.

[00:06:56] Yeah.

[00:06:57] This is closer to Queen.

[00:06:58] You know the idea.

[00:06:59] It's perfect that it's all the way out in Red Hook.

[00:07:01] That makes it a special treat.

[00:07:03] You really got to commit to going all the way out to Ikea at the very end of Brooklyn.

[00:07:08] Yeah.

[00:07:09] That's one of the edge of Brooklyn.

[00:07:10] On the lip.

[00:07:11] On the lip.

[00:07:12] Yeah.

[00:07:13] The little nipple.

[00:07:14] It's like the protruding underbite.

[00:07:15] That's what Red Hook is.

[00:07:17] Is the protruding bottom lip.

[00:07:19] So fucked up tooth.

[00:07:20] Bottom lip.

[00:07:21] Yeah.

[00:07:22] Just of white ethnic Brooklyn.

[00:07:24] There's no trains.

[00:07:25] Who just, who just can't leave?

[00:07:28] Red Hook was on the waterfront.

[00:07:31] We've...

[00:07:32] No, that's Hoboken.

[00:07:33] Is that Hoboken?

[00:07:34] You imbecile.

[00:07:35] I'm so glad you got that wrong.

[00:07:37] I'm sorry.

[00:07:38] Oh, wow.

[00:07:39] Mr. Black and White movies doesn't know where on the waterfront took place.

[00:07:44] Why just this is...

[00:07:46] Where was it on the beach?

[00:07:47] It was on the tops.

[00:07:49] There's a Malibu.

[00:07:50] Yeah.

[00:07:51] It was literally on the waterfront.

[00:07:52] It used to be a fuck tender.

[00:07:54] Whoa.

[00:07:55] Nice.

[00:07:56] Stop used to be a chicken tender.

[00:07:58] Fuck.

[00:07:59] Dude, if I was a chicken tender, I would eat myself.

[00:08:04] Dude, I would die.

[00:08:08] That's the way I should go out, dude.

[00:08:09] If anyone is a wizard and wants to kill me, make me a chicken tender and I won't be...

[00:08:16] My own gluttony will kill me.

[00:08:18] It'll be very fitting.

[00:08:19] You'll eat yourself.

[00:08:20] It'll be in a movie about my own sin.

[00:08:22] It'll be like in seven when they go into the fat guy room, but it's just filled with

[00:08:25] a bunch of bullshit sneakers and basketball shorts.

[00:08:28] The fat guy's dead.

[00:08:30] I've never seen seven.

[00:08:32] You haven't seen seven?

[00:08:34] No.

[00:08:35] We should watch seven.

[00:08:36] I'd watch it.

[00:08:37] You guys should come over and come in the pad, dude.

[00:08:40] No little brothers do their story.

[00:08:41] You're about to be in Greece, brother.

[00:08:43] I want to hang out with my boys in my pad.

[00:08:46] My brother and elders are getting high watching Goodfellows right now in 4K.

[00:08:50] No, but in a big...

[00:08:51] Well, there you go.

[00:08:52] There's your answer.

[00:08:53] Come on, man.

[00:08:54] We're not hanging out in the story.

[00:08:56] Come on, there's good food.

[00:08:57] You fucked up and picked like one of two old movies that's actually released on that 4K

[00:09:04] Blu-ray format.

[00:09:05] Casino?

[00:09:06] No.

[00:09:07] I'm going to follow as an Independence Day.

[00:09:08] Okay, we'll see that in Unforgiven.

[00:09:10] And then the rest is like Hunger Games Part 9, The Forbidden Blue Jay.

[00:09:15] And it's like, what the fuck is watching this?

[00:09:18] Yeah.

[00:09:19] I was like, I need this for my million dollar home theater.

[00:09:22] It's the Smurf's movie.

[00:09:23] Dude, I would watch that shit.

[00:09:25] Which is the highest rated 4K Blu-ray.

[00:09:28] Really?

[00:09:29] Yeah.

[00:09:30] What do you mean highest rated?

[00:09:31] Well, it's because it was all, you know, it's all made digitally.

[00:09:34] Yeah.

[00:09:35] So they can just render it in a higher resolution.

[00:09:37] Where's everything else's shot?

[00:09:39] You're like, you're there.

[00:09:42] One of the Smurfs was just gay.

[00:09:44] Yeah.

[00:09:45] That was just, he was gay.

[00:09:46] That was his thing.

[00:09:47] Don't bulldoor.

[00:09:48] Nice.

[00:09:49] Fancy Smurf maybe.

[00:09:51] Which also is, yeah.

[00:09:52] Twinkle toes Smurf's.

[00:09:54] You know, I called him Pustos Trumf in Greek.

[00:09:58] Did you watch Greek Smurfs?

[00:09:59] I did watch Greek Smurfs.

[00:10:00] What does that mean, my favorite one in Greek?

[00:10:02] It was with my idol, the one in Greek.

[00:10:06] It means role model.

[00:10:08] Yeah.

[00:10:09] Yeah.

[00:10:10] I watched Smurfs in Greek.

[00:10:11] I watched fucking Little Mermaid in Greek.

[00:10:15] You know, Lion King.

[00:10:17] Mm-hmm.

[00:10:18] Yeah.

[00:10:19] I'm going back to Greece soon, baby.

[00:10:20] I know.

[00:10:21] Monday.

[00:10:22] I know it's a little bit.

[00:10:23] Where you gonna buy while you're there?

[00:10:24] What do you guys, you know what I'm gonna get you?

[00:10:25] I've been thinking about it.

[00:10:26] They got those big wooden dicks.

[00:10:28] And I think I'm gonna get you both one of those.

[00:10:32] That's like a Greek thing?

[00:10:33] Yeah.

[00:10:34] What big wood?

[00:10:35] What are you talking about?

[00:10:36] Yeah, you know.

[00:10:37] Big wood in this.

[00:10:38] Standard.

[00:10:39] Standard.

[00:10:40] It's like a bottle opener.

[00:10:41] It's a big wooden dick.

[00:10:42] Oh.

[00:10:43] You know, you guys...

[00:10:44] Yeah, maybe.

[00:10:45] That's a Greek thing.

[00:10:46] Well...

[00:10:47] That's a stupid country.

[00:10:48] All right.

[00:10:49] Well, I just ruined the surprise and you're both ungrateful.

[00:10:50] Yeah.

[00:10:51] What do you want?

[00:10:52] I don't know, a wife, maybe.

[00:10:54] You want me to get you a wife from Greece?

[00:10:56] Yeah.

[00:10:57] Tell her I can give her a better life here.

[00:10:59] I don't want to lie to her, dude.

[00:11:01] I want her fucking living your spare bedroom, changing.

[00:11:03] I want to sign the living, and she doesn't even have to sleep with him.

[00:11:08] Okay.

[00:11:09] They do say...

[00:11:10] I'll get you one of those.

[00:11:11] Adam, I'll get you Kaneki's jacket.

[00:11:13] I'll get you French-

[00:11:15] Shikis jacket.

[00:11:16] French-shis underwear.

[00:11:17] You don't say...

[00:11:18] Would it be weird to start wearing a leather jacket to the gym?

[00:11:21] No.

[00:11:22] No.

[00:11:23] If you had your hair earlier, part it right down the middle, down.

[00:11:28] Leather jacket.

[00:11:29] Yeah.

[00:11:30] The coolest guy in the gym jean shorts though just tying tying both sides of the cable machine to each other

[00:11:37] It's just I think it's a not tying exercise

[00:11:41] Fuck be one of those guys that like I love the guys like use the cable wrong

[00:11:46] There's so many wrong ways to use that cable like the fly like to do flies

[00:11:50] Yeah, yeah, I do that sometimes how would you mean like using both of them and then doing?

[00:11:55] They just fucking like stretch them all crosses. Yeah. Yeah

[00:11:58] Just I don't think those guys are using it the wrong way. Yeah, I think those are real

[00:12:04] There's one guy who like who fucking puts his foot on it and like pulls it that way that's that's weird

[00:12:10] You shouldn't be putting your feet on any part of it

[00:12:13] And he wears like under armor tight ass under armor and then just swim shorts

[00:12:17] Oh, he's like this old Latino guy, dude

[00:12:20] You gotta be in good shape to wear under armor fucking every other like the Nike ultimate tee that looks fine

[00:12:25] Yeah, everything looks fine, but if you put an under armor shirt on you're not ready for it. Oh, yeah

[00:12:30] Oh, yeah, you look like somebody squeezes a toothpaste tube in the middle

[00:12:34] I used to rock that in high school in my football playing days at the under armor underneath

[00:12:40] sleeveless I had a fucking she I had a helmet with a little shield the dark shield

[00:12:45] What's that for like sunglasses? Yeah, they just look cool. I had sunglasses at my robo cop. Yeah, look at that robo cop

[00:12:52] I'll take that as a compliment. Thank you Nick roll roll

[00:12:56] Roll book rollo cops good deal, but I eat a lot of those little chocolate caramel rollos

[00:13:01] I sure remember what they're called those are tasty as shit. I do love rollos. Mm-hmm

[00:13:05] What's your what's your favorite unlike under the radar candy rollo is a good one

[00:13:10] Toblerone I was gonna say Toblerone, but I was gonna do the radio so I

[00:13:15] Was associated Tobler and with duty free airports. Yes, absolutely. Yeah, mini bars hotel mini bars

[00:13:20] Yeah, I put that in there. Yeah, the forbidden temptation. Yes, I'm done with all that on there

[00:13:28] I don't think I've ever had a Tobler on what oh, bro. They're really good. You know what I like those Hershey's symphonies

[00:13:36] What is that it's handy for Frazier? Yeah?

[00:13:40] Gotta be a Frazier crane to eat that you're so awesome, dude

[00:13:43] It's like it's basically cookies and cream, but for rich people. Yeah, that's essentially what it is. No. Yeah, they're like I

[00:13:48] Would have if you want to go to the orchestra

[00:13:52] But instead you want to stay home and eat chocolate

[00:13:55] The same cultural

[00:13:57] White chocolate black chocolate little I think it's like the same exact thing is the regular Hershey's bar. No

[00:14:04] Isn't it white? No, they have that's using cream. No. Yeah, they have white chocolate Hershey's no dude a symphonies bar

[00:14:12] There's something I gotta look at no. It's just a regular chocolate bar. Really? Yep. Just called symphony. No. Yep

[00:14:17] Does it taste different is there like no stuff on it? Nope same exact fucking thing

[00:14:22] Hershey's symphony. It's just the executive line. It's like it's like Mercedes and Maybach

[00:14:28] You know Hershey's black label. Yes. Yes. Yes

[00:14:33] Damn now I want some chocolate dude. Oh, you know why cuz I always get the one with the toffee chips in it

[00:14:38] Yeah, that's why I think I'm sure you do always get that one

[00:14:49] Man now I missed you know I like what you McCall it's those fucking rock. You know what I would love to have

[00:14:56] Boy right now. I'm sorry take fives are better than what you McCall it's a what you McCall it and a vanilla Coke

[00:15:01] Mmm. That's some serious get high go to the fucking gas station

[00:15:05] Walk to the Royal Farms by your house type of snack. I only want a cheese curl for you know

[00:15:10] That's dessert the only time I ever cheese curl

[00:15:13] I have a vanilla the only time I ever have vanilla Coke is when they have those Coke freestyle machines

[00:15:19] Oh, it's like 10,000 tons of coke. That's my favorite

[00:15:24] Picture online is one of those and like sort of jack-of-the-box or pop eyes or something and some one of the employees

[00:15:30] Just put a sign on it that says

[00:15:32] We out a sprite

[00:15:37] That's a shame, you know, that's funny. Why would you want to sprite in one of those fucking machines?

[00:15:43] You know what I want vanilla sprite. How bad that is. Did you ever go to the coca-cola? Yeah, what are the worst combination?

[00:15:49] Did you ever go to Coca-Cola world? No

[00:15:54] There's one of the New York I'm pretty sure no there is not what I got raped in a

[00:15:58] Yeah

[00:16:01] Did you take a coca then wake up and your ass was bleeding and then it yet a t-shirt

[00:16:06] Remember that indoor amusement park that was only a fucking 12 foot by 18 foot room

[00:16:11] With a with like an iced glass window near the ceiling and a guy in a polar bear costume rapes you just smelled like

[00:16:19] cologne all the time and

[00:16:22] There's much a thumping from

[00:16:24] The room next door. You remember that Hershey Park on the other hand great amusement park sure

[00:16:31] That was the first music park ever went to Hershey Park Hershey Park mine was six flags

[00:16:37] Wait, what happened in coca-cola world Adam? Oh

[00:16:42] At the end you get to taste cokes from around the world

[00:16:45] There's like fountain taps all around the room are they different and it's yeah

[00:16:50] It's different countries have different flavor Coke and then their different coca-cola product

[00:16:55] Sotas that they market in different countries. They should have a thing where they like check your blood sugar level Dan

[00:17:00] Oh, no, I'm insulin test

[00:17:02] So I mean what it was a cool. I was at the Apple store

[00:17:07] They sell a

[00:17:09] Thing that connects your iPhone that pricks you and checks your blood sugar

[00:17:15] That's real. They just have that in the time. It's about time

[00:17:19] How funny is this is all caused by Steve Jobs like dying. Oh, yeah

[00:17:23] He's like my dying wishes that the iPhone saves the people that I couldn't me well

[00:17:29] I thought Steve Jobs hated like external. Yeah, like he just wanted the one he was be like little Jade

[00:17:35] Just didn't want to have surgery

[00:17:37] That was a thing. He was a bitch. He guy. I found any of the cancer

[00:17:40] I just tried to do some denial about it and he didn't want to get like his certain

[00:17:44] He wouldn't have to like parts of his body cut out

[00:17:46] Yeah, so he started doing you know yoga and fucking yeah burning incense kissing other bald guys. He stopped wiping

[00:17:54] Yeah, I think that was a good stop to wipe it. Yeah, because shit is actually part of you think he'd want to become a machine

[00:18:01] Yeah, cut him out put a little computer in his he freezes brain

[00:18:05] No, he didn't no dude. He knew that was bullshit. What famous people have for Williams Ted Williams

[00:18:11] Walt Disney they say but I don't know and by the way the Ted William shit

[00:18:15] I read about it's complete like in his thought and refrozen like eight times. Yeah, it's a complete fucking scam

[00:18:23] Cryogenics company there's a couple of them

[00:18:25] But I was reading the website of this one and it's like the like a story about

[00:18:30] Cryogenically freezing some woman in an nursing home because her son like signed her up for it

[00:18:34] And it like sounded like such a haphazard like shit

[00:18:39] She died and they immediately trying to like chill her body

[00:18:41] And then they rush their injector with fucking like Annie freeze or whatever. Yeah, it's bullshit

[00:18:47] I mean, I guess like theoretically hundreds of years in the future when you have the technology to like

[00:18:54] Reanimate or but I'll be anime people

[00:18:57] Then like mate maybe you know those fucking pods will have some value

[00:19:03] But it's like no way do if they ever invent that reanimation technology

[00:19:07] It's like who are we gonna reanimate today's trillionaires or some woman that spent five hundred dollars in like

[00:19:15] 1977 is that how much it costs yeah, there is pretty cheap is like six thousand dollars. I think for there's no reason not to I

[00:19:22] Guess thousand if there's a chance you can see the future. Yeah, it's like not but the thing is like your body's gonna

[00:19:28] Be all fucked up. Yeah, shit in it. I don't want my bra. It's gonna smell bad

[00:19:32] Right, but me in a hot brain will have already for now. We're now. I'm in yeah, take my brain put me in a hot shit

[00:19:38] You look down you look down at some big-ass fucking titties. That would be amazing decompose

[00:19:43] They freeze your body so dude, but they don't do it the right way so your brain's all fucked up

[00:19:47] You mean the right way you burn they freeze your burn they do they do it without freezer burn

[00:19:52] But these these places say that they're like all scientific and shit, but they don't fucking they're not good

[00:19:57] No, there's no this isn't a real science dude

[00:19:59] It's some guy with a fucking big-ass freezer is trying to defraud people no

[00:20:03] They they like inject you with like chemicals that can super cool your body without doing I forget what the the the fracturing

[00:20:11] Process is called when cells are chilled I guarantee you people's bodies are fucked up and smell bad

[00:20:17] Yeah, they're fucked up and it but the older the further back you go the more fucked up they are

[00:20:21] So that's why it's a bullshit thing to invest in because like they're only going to be able to

[00:20:26] Unthought the people that they most recently froze right so if you do it now and they don't have that technology for another 300 years

[00:20:34] They're not gonna just wake up

[00:20:36] Hundreds of thousands of extra people who are like I don't know how to use you know the clam shell toilet

[00:20:43] Ooh, you think we're gonna have clam shell toilets. Yeah, dude. Did you not see demolition man? Oh?

[00:20:49] of course

[00:20:51] Such a good movie that was a good movie all black people will have blonde hair, too

[00:20:56] Yeah, well that already can't sure we're actually halfway there. Yep

[00:21:01] Fuck yeah, okay

[00:21:03] So fuck that what we need to do is that shit from black mirror when they put your little shit in a USB drive

[00:21:08] And you get to be sexy and fuck a bunch of people. Uh-huh. That's the shit. I want. Yeah, that up and bring you guys

[00:21:14] Old lesbians episode they were hot as shit. I never saw it, but I heard that one was good. It was good

[00:21:19] It was legitimately good. Yeah, is there old old people that are lesbians

[00:21:23] But then guess what they're having lesbian sex in a computer. I only watched the first

[00:21:28] Episode of season two and it was just so it was an episode of community

[00:21:31] They just ripped off an episode of community

[00:21:33] Well everyone's playing the app and you know the ratings one the ratings was stupid. That was stupid

[00:21:38] That was very bad. Very bad. Yeah, what's her name Bryce Dallas Howard? Yeah. Yeah looking kind of fat

[00:21:46] Yes, me

[00:21:48] That's all dogs lost four pounds by county calories and now he's body shaming. Oh, yeah

[00:21:53] I'm sorry

[00:21:54] Is it that hard to just track every single calorie and macro nutrient you eat in an app on your phone and mark down the time

[00:22:02] You did it what app these my fitness pal my fitness pal. Yeah, I don't like the pal part

[00:22:09] It emotes my fitness associate

[00:22:11] My my fitness friend of ours my

[00:22:22] My dawn that's my kind of shit. Yeah, dude

[00:22:25] That's funny because you use the same app that like fat ladies use. Yeah, how do you feel about that?

[00:22:29] It's a good calorie tracker

[00:22:30] What I like is that it's got a barcode scanner. Yes that rocks

[00:22:34] Yeah, so you just scan the barcodes and then change the portion sizes, but it's too much dude

[00:22:39] Do that tracking it's really takes no effort. No, it takes a lot of effort

[00:22:43] You can't eat that's why I'm gonna become a paleo warrior again

[00:22:46] I've been even if I was regular dieting. I wouldn't be able to eat in any restaurant anyways

[00:22:50] I used to do this shit manually

[00:22:52] So I guess I might like a spreadsheets. No in my fucking head. I would keep it in my head

[00:22:56] I would keep it running count calorie count in my head

[00:22:59] Damn what you ever see that movie pie. It was like me. I think you're thinking of calories

[00:23:04] Yeah, dutch duff duff duff duff dly top for lunch

[00:23:07] Let me let me see you pussy, right? Yeah, that's rain man. He fucks brain man brain

[00:23:18] Please suck my dick

[00:23:20] Please suck my dick, please

[00:23:22] Please shut up and suck my dick one you put up gonna jam this toothpick into your fucking eye

[00:23:31] That's pretty good

[00:23:33] Is to him in that movie. Let's see only realizes that he's not completely retarded

[00:23:39] He got this dipshit retard brother who I will never be able to love and then he's like I have a way to make money

[00:23:46] He's like I guess he has some value after all

[00:23:50] I can exploit him in some way I can profit off of him, but doesn't he learn his lesson at the end?

[00:23:55] No, no, he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't at least on the 20 minutes right around I've seen yeah

[00:24:00] I just remember the part where they're I think I've seen the whole other eye. It's a terrible movie

[00:24:03] Yeah, I remember they don't go on highways because rain man's return to least scared of them

[00:24:07] That's like yeah, like fuck people who say and Dustin Hoffman is a good actor, but that's like a shitty performance that movie sucks totally I

[00:24:14] Mean the performance is so like anytime. Everyone plays a special needs person. It's like yeah. All right, man relax

[00:24:20] We never go for a test and he's not you know who does do a good job

[00:24:25] Ben as an Asperger's guy in the account

[00:24:28] Yeah, not bad because he was just like you know just don't show any emotion

[00:24:32] So he just doesn't act he just sort of like delivers the lines and it's perfect doesn't make any eye contact

[00:24:38] You just he's sort of just a very boring

[00:24:42] Yeah, yeah, yeah like reserved affect man and it's like yeah, that's a that's an Asper

[00:24:47] Are you sad that that wasn't around when you were a little kid so that you could like have something to aspire to look up

[00:24:53] No, I actually wasn't bad until I became an adult really really

[00:24:57] You had adult on set autism

[00:24:59] No, there's just more pressure to conform socially when you're a kid so you try and paint to mine social skills

[00:25:05] I'm not I'm an old man. I don't give a shit. Right now. Really the truth is is I'm just rude

[00:25:12] Yeah, I'm not autistic. I'm just a bad guy. Yeah, yeah, who doesn't care to pretend anymore

[00:25:17] No, there's an element of no, I'm normal. No, no, you you I'm normal. No, you don't understand things

[00:25:24] They're a lot of things. You may understand everything. No, I understand your mom's pussy. How about that?

[00:25:29] That's true. No, he does understand that. I actually agree with what now he does understand your mom's pussy

[00:25:34] Yeah, what do you mean you understand in one way out the other?

[00:25:38] Huh

[00:25:42] Amber says autism is gluten taunts for men and I I agree. Yeah, well, I mean, I don't that's a dad cuz I don't eat

[00:25:48] That sounds right. Yeah, because I'm intolerant to it, but it doesn't fit my macros. What have you been eating? Give us the rundown today?

[00:25:57] I just got some bullshit sandwich at 7-11 sandwich. That's not macros. What is fine? I mean, I have to eat like

[00:26:06] 2,900 calories, so oh

[00:26:09] So you ate one sandwich. I know that's what I started the day with is some bullshit 7-11 sandwich and then like

[00:26:16] One of those librata salt and caramel

[00:26:21] Yes

[00:26:24] Like protein drinks, which is my favorite salt and caramel salt and caramel librata

[00:26:29] Whatever that 40 gram shit is is the best. I love that

[00:26:34] And then I got a pound and a half a salmon. I'm gonna eat later. Ooh

[00:26:39] Two cups of salmon

[00:26:41] I need her myself. Oh oil. You got a broil. Yeah, I'm just gonna use that little convection of a rabbit tin foil

[00:26:49] You could do soft broil. I need a crunchy top

[00:26:54] Yeah, that's usually what I do, but we don't have any we don't have any cookie trays hands here

[00:26:59] Pan see your one flip get the fuck out of here. You don't pan sear salmon. You're wasting it

[00:27:04] It's like my daddy. Yeah, you pan sear tuna. Yeah, you pan sear salmon. No, you're out of your fucking mind

[00:27:11] I'm telling you it tastes like my dick. This is nice and crispy

[00:27:14] This is how I like fat underneath. I like a fish and the inside is a sushi. Yeah

[00:27:20] The guy that weighs 45 pounds

[00:27:22] Come on man. If there's one fucking thing I know it's how to cook salmon. Okay, another delicious

[00:27:27] I'm gonna do a taste you're slowly chewing on a leaf like a praying mantis

[00:27:31] We know all fat people

[00:27:35] Adam Adam actually his skin will turn the color of the Salities eating the fuck up when a predator

[00:27:40] I eat any other male is

[00:27:43] He'll within your shot any full grow male or large child or a large stick

[00:27:50] Why is that stick of this weird beady eyes? Is that a man or a pillow a man has sweat on? Yeah, the pheromones are scaring me

[00:27:58] Well, yeah, you're saying because I'm gay. I don't understand what food

[00:28:05] And how to frail how to could you drink rain water sometimes? I don't drink rain water. Yeah, sometimes you'll fucking eat like

[00:28:13] Adam turns upside down when it starts raining

[00:28:16] This is a bug body

[00:28:19] Sometimes you've eaten like half a chicken breast. This is utter nonsense

[00:28:22] I remember sometimes you like will be over and you're like oh, I'm gonna make something to eat and it's like three pieces of

[00:28:26] linguine. Yeah, that's what he does fucking like I just I've learned this new recipe and it's like a

[00:28:32] Mushroom cut in half soaked in like liquid aminos with a slice of tofu

[00:28:39] You're like is this good and you're like I guess

[00:28:43] You're a bitch dude bit great bit. It's not a bit. This is truth. This is okay. Here's the point of one mushroom

[00:28:51] Okay, maybe it's a little hyperbole, but honestly not even that much

[00:28:55] A dollop of mustard. Yeah a single grain of rice one grain split in half

[00:29:02] All your meals are from like Chinese parables

[00:29:06] Their meals ants eat in Chinese fairy tales

[00:29:11] I don't even know I don't care

[00:29:15] I'm a good cook and I eat well

[00:29:17] Shut up dude. You broil salmon. That's the key right damn. Now. I want some salmon. You see Adam eats nothing but orange zest

[00:29:28] Damn, I'm gonna die. I know nothing of some I need in parsley as a main course

[00:29:34] Wow, I'm on the garnish only

[00:29:40] They everybody orders a pizza and Adam like rushes over and he's like oh I get to eat the top

[00:29:45] Little tabletop saws off two of the legs

[00:29:51] I'm on a diet. I can't eat the little legs on the little tabletop that I eat

[00:29:57] Uh fuck were you having people got Papa John's because you'd have the stem of the pepper

[00:30:02] I don't even get what this bit is at this point

[00:30:06] You know what's so funny is like half of these I used to do to my cousin who was like anorexic when we were like

[00:30:12] 10

[00:30:15] She wouldn't eat shit. She was like so underweight now. I would like make fun of her for not eating

[00:30:19] So I'm glad I can revisit these jokes. She wasn't really anorexic. She didn't have like a problem. She was just thin

[00:30:24] Yeah, she wasn't like Adam. Yeah, she just had she's chose to eat like every every other

[00:30:29] 11-year-old girl where they only eat salad

[00:30:32] Yeah, that's fucked up. I feel bad for girls. I gotta tell you something guys

[00:30:36] I think I have a pretty good body and I look pretty good without my clothes on

[00:30:39] Yeah, if you're not standing next to another adult. No, that's not true. If you're not that's not true

[00:30:44] It is true. You said of adults

[00:30:46] You said I've told me scared that I have a nice body to look at and I know that I have a bad body personality

[00:30:53] But would I take my shirt? Oh, you have a bad body personality

[00:30:57] Best of both worlds, huh? You've developed the personality

[00:31:01] Shut up people don't expect me to be naturally toned. Remember when we saw his ass

[00:31:05] Yeah, that little ass ass did that little tiny. You look like you look like the copper tone girl got AIDS

[00:31:12] I'm so mad my old phone. I had a video of his ass and his little ass balls. Yeah, I was gonna release it

[00:31:17] I'm just being

[00:31:19] But it got gonna release it. I was

[00:31:22] Leaking

[00:31:25] Facial Adam's balls. I was gonna cut together video like both of you have above 20% BMI

[00:31:31] Not me. 25% BMI first of all you're fat. You don't even know what BMI is

[00:31:36] Just taught it be fucking it in the air by last week bitch

[00:31:41] Think we started by the last week. That's the first time you heard the phrase BMI. Yeah, you guys are both by definition

[00:31:47] morbidly obese, but first of all by definition more bid. Yes because I'm metal. Yes

[00:31:54] I'm like a metal guy. Yeah, do we like a vent sevenfold? Yes. We're morbid. We let we just we do our back country

[00:32:01] Yeah, you're back on your bitch. Undo shoes. Hell yeah, dude. Hold on. Thank you. Slap it up

[00:32:06] Bitch. I got his hat throw shoes in the garbage. I eat better than you. I look better. Shut up, bitch

[00:32:12] You don't know how to cook salmon or pussy

[00:32:14] You don't know how to hear anything. All right

[00:32:17] He finishes eating pussy. He's like I gotta throw up no offense. I'm just I want to talk

[00:32:22] I

[00:32:25] Pussy for Adam is licking one pube clean of pussy juice

[00:32:31] Yeah, dude, I've eraciously eat pussy like I eat everything else

[00:32:36] Anyway, the point is you're a bitch. I didn't finish telling you what I ate for the day. Oh, yes, please finish half a cup of yogurt

[00:32:42] Fai a no what just whatever?

[00:32:45] La yogurt. I think is the brand la yogurt. Yeah, dude that fancy shit

[00:32:49] Oh

[00:32:51] Sucks yeah, it's runny. I get whatever I come across first in the aisle to grocery store dog get fire

[00:32:57] Yeah, dude. It doesn't fucking matter. Oh fat Greek. Yo, it's just that kid in the blender. I don't eat it wrong. No, brother

[00:33:03] I'm telling you I've had I've had I've had total faggot

[00:33:07] It tastes good, but it's like I don't care that much

[00:33:11] Yes, the full fat makes you fuller

[00:33:13] Oh, yeah, no, I have to get fat free yogurt fat free because I drink whole milk. Ah dude go yogurt

[00:33:19] No, I'm already getting enough milk fat, but milk has more of the fucking sugars. Yeah lactose lactose which yogurt has less which is like

[00:33:29] Oh sugar. That's only in milk. So it's not like other sugars. Yeah, but it's not good either, bro

[00:33:34] Yeah, it's not good, but the yogurt here. That's my vote

[00:33:38] Listen, we just let me drink the milk that I like the taste of

[00:33:41] Do you get the yogurt the fair life yogurt, which just do you get fair life?

[00:33:46] You can put that on. I don't give a shit. Do you get fair life? Just don't leave the sound off though. I don't I don't think you need it

[00:33:53] Yeah, what's that? Do you get fair life milk? That shit is so I don't know

[00:33:56] I don't even know what kind of brand of milk. I guess I get whatever fucking I look for a red top

[00:34:01] And then I get it. I don't wear my glasses to the grocery store

[00:34:06] I don't want anybody thinking I'm a nerd

[00:34:08] You're fresh from the gym and you're leather jacket. Yeah

[00:34:13] You're intimidating me right. Yeah

[00:34:15] I buy in four and a half pounds of chicken and I'm like, this is just lunch for the day

[00:34:19] I'm eating all this right now

[00:34:22] What are you eating at him now gum apparently I have a new that you're doing here. Yeah, you said I'm digging

[00:34:30] I can swallow eight times

[00:34:32] I hate yeah, okay. I gotta throw up

[00:34:39] That is great. I know how Adam eats pussy

[00:34:45] Yeah, so I guess I'm gonna eat that salmon then whip up some brown rice and have another green smoothie

[00:34:49] And then that's it. I'm done for the day. I'm I had two green smoothies today. I'm a smoothie boy back again back at it

[00:34:55] Trying to try to get healthy again. I didn't if anyone has any experience buying nuts online. Yes

[00:35:01] I'm very interested in this. Yeah, let's go to Costco

[00:35:04] Don't have a Costco membership. I have a Costco you have a Costco membership

[00:35:08] I told you I needed nuts you say oh just go to Costco with me when I'm done to Costco without me

[00:35:13] When are you gonna Costco while I was building your house?

[00:35:18] He lies and he lies fuck. I want to go to Costco. I want nuts

[00:35:21] Throw some fucking throw some cashews in the Vitamix make your own goddamn cashew butter. Yeah

[00:35:26] Oh, I've been putting almonds. I get my fit my fat for the day

[00:35:30] But I just you know taking it I wide way out the almonds and I throw them in the Vitamix

[00:35:35] Of course, bro. That's beautiful. Yeah

[00:35:38] Almonds are the best nut and almond butter homemade almond butter. Yeah most well-rounded nut, you know

[00:35:45] cashews are

[00:35:46] The dessert nuts. That's their two. That's too much. They're fatty nuts. Right. Yeah

[00:35:52] How are you gonna be too much of a fat-titted bitch for a peanut a peanut is great if you

[00:35:59] Whoa cashews better than peanut cashews are decadent. Yes sure I can not a peanut is a it's enough of a reward

[00:36:07] You want something very decadent hazelnut?

[00:36:09] Who is one of the fatest things in the world elephants? Yes, what are they oh true?

[00:36:16] They don't even eat the issues. What's that? Hippos are fat

[00:36:18] I bet you don't eat cashews. I bet you elephants if not there's not a single animal in the world that eats cashews

[00:36:26] There's no way that's true. I don't know which one does but some of them does all right bats

[00:36:32] That's welcome to bat country. You're gonna fucking go against the official nut of events

[00:36:37] I trust Adam because like bats Adam also eats bugs

[00:36:40] This for some reason this one is heard Adam's like the most out of everything we've ever fucking said

[00:36:49] He's completely he's so free-shrowning like a bitch. I'm just fucking tired. He's gonna get caught in a web on his way home

[00:36:59] Those fluids sucked out by some kind of fucked up spider

[00:37:04] Dude Adam, sorry we said you're a bitch psych. I'm not sorry. That's okay. Adam. What are you gonna have for dessert?

[00:37:14] Oh, I'm gonna just buy one of my fingernails. I'm gonna chew on my fingernails for dessert

[00:37:19] I'm gonna kiss my roommate after he puts lipstick on

[00:37:21] I'm gonna sniff around my roommate's room after he chews a piece of gum for dessert

[00:37:34] You know this is a very funny bit but the sad part is that Nick has body dysmorphia and it's led him to

[00:37:42] I don't have body dysmorphia. I became overweight and I'm fixing it

[00:37:46] You fucking idiot. No, you have a little bit of body dysmorphia. I don't have honestly talked about the shape

[00:37:53] There's a little

[00:37:55] Limit you can there's a threshold you can cross Texas about your body

[00:38:00] I never texted you once about my body you text both sides. I went over

[00:38:05] Constantly I went over one your friend one beach. You're afraid of taking your shirt off. I don't like the beach

[00:38:12] I'm not afraid of what situation have I ever been in where I'm afraid to take my shirt on

[00:38:17] When we were taking our shirts off and kissing yesterday you wouldn't do it. No, that's because it's gay

[00:38:24] I told you numerous times. I don't like to engage shit

[00:38:28] When the cameras are rolling it's not a bit there's no audience

[00:38:32] How are we gonna rehearse the bit if we don't fucking practice it dude?

[00:38:35] That's we got to nail it when the cameras are that's true

[00:38:38] That's why me and Adam from rehearsing this sketch about two guys kissing with their shirts off every day since we've met six years ago

[00:38:44] Yeah, we weren't even that good a friends back when we get the call up to SNL

[00:38:48] Oh, yeah, and they want our two guys having sex with each other bit

[00:38:52] Stop and I gonna be fucking ready to be so ready because we've been practicing every goddamn day

[00:38:56] Every day. Mm-hmm. In fact, that's how we actually met it was before comedy. Yeah, it's true. It was a Craigslist app

[00:39:02] Yeah, gw student NSA looking for chub

[00:39:09] Is that what is that what NSA stands no strings attached strings attached, bro. That's what Edward Snowden was like

[00:39:16] Yeah

[00:39:19] Yep, that's how he knew going green wall

[00:39:25] Everything met earlier on Craigslist

[00:39:27] I

[00:39:30] Take that yeah take that Adam Glenn. I'm sorry for me

[00:39:34] About your body just more if you you'll never apologize to me for making fun of I don't give a shit

[00:39:40] You're the one still upset about your bug diet. I don't eat bugs

[00:39:45] My man puts cicadas on a fucking mini tortilla

[00:39:47] I would use cicada

[00:39:48] But only because they only come out of the ground like what once every 12 to 17 years

[00:39:52] Yeah, it's a delicacy. That's a delicacy in Seattle the Mariners serve fucking crickets or some shit in there

[00:39:59] in their you know to eat that sounds so Seattle I've never if you ever eaten a bug like that that's a big cup of

[00:40:07] Cafe, I would eat bugs if it was we kid this came up on the last one. I'm a protein

[00:40:12] Yeah bugs are like a good source of

[00:40:14] Uh, yeah lobster lobsters and shit or they look like bugs. They're bugs. Yeah, like if you put bugs

[00:40:20] If you put a bug in the ocean, it'll grow into a lobster really. Yeah, that's how you make lobster

[00:40:26] Yeah, what kind of bug any kind of bug doesn't bother

[00:40:30] What about opera? It's called metamorphosis more mortis anamorphosis. Yeah, anamorphosis. Yeah, it's where it's called

[00:40:38] Another animal

[00:40:40] It's when you put on sunglasses and you turn into a cool black guy

[00:40:46] Metamorphosis

[00:40:51] Dude he looks like he's a john way too. He looks like such shit now. He looks so fucking bad

[00:40:58] I mean, I guess he just got old do you ever say

[00:41:01] Does port yeah, yeah, she looks exactly like lord

[00:41:04] Yes, she did Montana fishburn yet lord's fishman just daughter does porn and she looks like

[00:41:10] She's like what if I told you that this pussy is open for business. Yeah, she just like leans over

[00:41:17] You think that's pussy you're fucking right now

[00:41:22] Yeah, the guy sees the scarring from the stitches

[00:41:25] No

[00:41:31] Fuck yeah, that's not someone tell me mrs. Anderson what good is a pussy

[00:41:38] We did literally do

[00:41:42] A mouth sucking a dick what is a dick if you cannot suck it? Yeah, yeah

[00:41:46] Oh about yeah, that guy and we did before much earlier. I think we've done it about an ass with if you cannot shit

[00:41:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, it's a funny bit. It's a great bit

[00:41:57] It's a plug and play. That's the thing is like like your ass. I've seen the matrix so many times that

[00:42:03] Half of the things I say are gonna be about the matrix. Yeah, of course. Mm-hmm. Anyway, Montana fishburn has she was hot

[00:42:09] She had big titties but and her ass had some like weird marks, but I was in Montana. That's her name

[00:42:15] That's like the like the name of like a shitty pickup truck

[00:42:18] Yeah, the Montana or see new dodge Montana. It's failed run for 87,000 miles

[00:42:26] That's not that many. I know it's a piece of shit. That's the point

[00:42:31] Adam is so rattled because of his diet

[00:42:34] I'm just tired. Yeah, I'm just tired to literally are crankier than ever dude. I know I'm cranky and tired them

[00:42:42] I believe you weren't a good mood until we mocked you gay ass diet. No, I was in a good mood until

[00:42:46] Nick got all libertarian on me. What are you talking about? Yep? He had to go a liber libertarian on us

[00:42:53] I took away his paycheck for the month

[00:42:56] You deregulated his paycheck

[00:42:58] Yep, I'd buy myself medals

[00:43:02] I'm uh for the fans at home listening. I'm wearing a

[00:43:06] uh

[00:43:08] Full battle dress with medals I had made for myself. That's right

[00:43:13] And I've given myself

[00:43:15] Deonorific title of uh

[00:43:18] Guy who fucks Adam's mom ruler of all lands. He's a 69 star general. Yeah

[00:43:24] We think of that Adam. Yeah, what do you think of that?

[00:43:27] Let's toss it over to Adam for his comment. Yeah, I'm gonna say why you had to get into a bad mood

[00:43:31] We were having a good time. You were a good guy for a couple of episodes. I'm I'm fine

[00:43:36] I'm gonna have a fucking tantrum and make us do this to you

[00:43:41] I don't know

[00:43:43] Well

[00:43:45] Well, I don't know why that was necessary, but

[00:43:49] I guess Adam got upset and decided to unplug the recorder. Yeah, that was fucked up, man

[00:43:54] That was the window. Yeah, anger is the problem and I'm gonna try to work on it for you

[00:44:00] He picked up the recorder and immediately slipped every disc in his man

[00:44:05] He tried to deadlift the recorder

[00:44:08] Oh, man. I hope

[00:44:10] We can't just pick up where we left off because that conversation was getting very funny

[00:44:14] Yeah, even though I'm kind of tired of the bullying Adam parts of the show

[00:44:19] I'm not tired of it guys. What should the next thing shut the fuck up

[00:44:26] Baba boo

[00:44:28] What if two of us need to start dating it's a love triangle thing, you know, that always means a dynamic. Yeah

[00:44:34] We have been stopped start dating

[00:44:36] That's the next that's season two, dude. Yeah

[00:44:41] Dating I feel bad

[00:44:43] Yeah, we have to ratchet it up. I don't feel included. Yeah, exactly

[00:44:47] We start spending way more time together. No, what happened when these happens Adam becomes the fat one and stop becomes too thin

[00:44:54] Oh, that would be fun. Can you imagine how fucking weird he'd look?

[00:44:57] That it was fat. No if you were thin what I would look sexy. No, you'd look like a candy apple

[00:45:02] Yeah, big little candy. Yeah, we're like what are those like 78 gas stations with the big lollipop sign

[00:45:11] That's what you look like walking down the street. I do have a gigantic head. That's true. You do you would look terrible

[00:45:16] I would look I would think I look great actually, but yeah

[00:45:19] I'm never gonna get skinny. You look like someone killed stav and they put your head on a pike to warn people

[00:45:25] If I got his skitties Adam, there's no way

[00:45:27] Yeah, you would you would break your spine that's you would break Adam's spine with your big stupid head

[00:45:34] Slippity doesn't have the he doesn't have the neck muscle the first time you nodded. Yes, you would fucking

[00:45:39] end up like uh Christopher Reeves

[00:45:42] Whoa, dude. Yeah fucked up went there

[00:45:47] That's right. You think we don't make fun of Christopher Reeves on this show. They really are no sacred cows on this fucking show

[00:45:53] It's been it's been how many episodes we've laid off the reefs

[00:45:58] Yeah, 6600. I'm fucking done with that guy

[00:46:01] Actually, we've talked about Chris for years before in this year. We have yeah, but I think I'm gonna

[00:46:05] I'm trying to get to like 200 tops and I'm gonna get you know 200

[00:46:10] Oh, do you think he fucked do you think he's like fucked hot women at the wheelchair museum or wherever he lived? Yeah for sure

[00:46:17] Chris

[00:46:19] Neck down paralyzed he had he had like a little string dick. He had a string

[00:46:24] Um, he would blow into the pussy and give the woman uh, an embolism and then she would die

[00:46:30] Yep, there's a string of women that Christopher Reeves murdered by blowing into them. Mm-hmm. You know you could do that, right?

[00:46:36] Feather thing. You knew we'd do that too. Louis Armstrong. That's how he got so good

[00:46:42] Play him like he's a bitch. I'm gonna play you like a trumpet

[00:46:44] And then he would just put a bunch of air bubbles in their bloodstream

[00:46:49] That can happen for real. Yeah, how long would you have to blow into a pussy to kill a woman?

[00:46:53] I think it's just a matter of pressure. Oh

[00:46:56] Yeah, so you think of you think you of human could do it sounds like it need to be like a pressure gun. Hopefully sure

[00:47:02] I always imagine that they'll be like the plot of a James Bond movie

[00:47:06] Yeah, this guy going around blowing into pussies. Mm-hmm. It's not enough international intrigue for a James

[00:47:12] It's a French guy going around blowing. There we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah at the Louvre

[00:47:17] You know I'm trying to go to the Louvre doing a taxi. Yeah. I'm trying to see when you got yelled at at the art museum for flipping off the paintings

[00:47:24] Yeah, that was wait. I wanted to do that. That was my plan for the Mona Lisa is to do something. We already did

[00:47:29] I didn't know you did that. Yeah, when did you do that? We were at the moment?

[00:47:33] I was flipping off paintings and I got yelled at by the first of all I've done that I did at the Cleveland Museum of Art

[00:47:38] Already. Yeah, sir. Stop playing with your fingers in the museum

[00:47:43] I was just gonna like this to a painting and then the lady you helped everyone

[00:47:48] We were like prank calling those or like pressing the information button in the train station. That was so much fun

[00:47:54] Yeah, I had one where I like I was like, yeah, I was wondering what kind of snacks you can eat on the train

[00:48:01] And the woman was like, sir. This is not a damn toy

[00:48:04] I was like, yes news

[00:48:09] We did when we were we were a mother and son and Nick was the mother and she said hello

[00:48:14] This is Deppard Jewish. My name is I'd like to report a graffiti

[00:48:20] My son don't look at it Benjamin Benjamin don't look at it

[00:48:27] That was good

[00:48:28] We called and then the German one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How long are the trains? Did you say

[00:48:33] When lane speed

[00:48:36] Columbus

[00:48:38] Columbus per hour. Let's be talking about. Yeah, that's fun. Dude. They have those boxes

[00:48:42] You know if the trains ever delayed just harass the employees of 311. Yeah, this is before they had Wi-Fi down in the tunnel

[00:48:49] So uh-huh is for old school New Yorkers like me. I remember what it used to be like you pick up a paper

[00:48:55] Yell a slur at the Bangladesh you guys selling peanuts. Whoa, Mamma Mia

[00:49:00] Yeah, not my city not anymore

[00:49:04] Damn dude. That is real New York shit. That's almost like 2014 shit, dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah, really New Yorkers

[00:49:11] Yeah, I'm I want I want to be one of those New Yorkers that complains about Giuliani making it too clean. Yeah

[00:49:18] I want to go to Times Square and jerk off in a peep show booth. This used to be porn

[00:49:23] Yeah, you used to be able to fucking

[00:49:25] sexually assault hookers here. Yeah, there's now it's just a racist guy in an Elmo costume

[00:49:31] a bunch of retards from Wisconsin

[00:49:34] Yeah, it used to be dangerous

[00:49:37] Now it's a different kind of dangerous

[00:49:39] Mm-hmm occasionally a drunk guy will drive through it

[00:49:43] And everyone will think he's muslim for a second and find out he isn't then it's cool

[00:49:47] Yeah, it's just a minute. It's a fun bit. Yeah, it was like a brown. It was a diminissant

[00:49:52] Wolf Blitzer said that the Barcelona guy was inspired by the Charlottesville attack

[00:49:58] He just speculated. Yeah, he just he just hadn't thought of driving down. Yeah, right

[00:50:04] He's like whoa, this is possible right people have been doing it for centuries

[00:50:08] Yeah, yeah as soon as like the I think the first Ford Model T that rolled off the assembly line went directly into a daycare

[00:50:14] So yeah, and yeah Henry Ford used it to run down Jews that were around Detroit. Yeah. Yeah, because he hated them

[00:50:23] He wasn't anti-semit there was I remember there was a hate crime in Brooklyn like seven years ago where somebody

[00:50:29] Or you know what it wasn't a hate crime. Somebody just fucked up and like plowed their

[00:50:33] Car into like a hiscitic daycare center and there is

[00:50:37] Jesus Christ pictures. Oh no, it's just an SUV at the far end of a room like a kid's playroom

[00:50:44] And there's just Legos and shit

[00:50:46] Oh god damn Jesus Christ. That's so sad. I mean it was like, you know, it's like it looked like it was like wily coyote should have been in the fucking picture

[00:51:01] It was the carnage

[00:51:06] God, that's so fucking tragic. Yeah, I mean you just a little curls on the ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is dis embodied

[00:51:14] No, payos. Yeah, that's what they called right. Yeah, pay is pretty good. Yeah, pretty good

[00:51:20] Basing Greek is the technical term for penis. Yeah

[00:51:24] Every poor is that in Greece

[00:51:28] You've said the greece language if you if you fucking translated to English. It's just penis vagina. I'm gay. Ha ha ha

[00:51:35] Just kidding. No, you're gay. Ha. No, actually I'm gay. Ha ha ha no

[00:51:40] I'm just kidding penis penis vagina penis. You're just thinking of our texts back. Yeah. Yeah. That's

[00:51:45] Why put everything in the babblefish

[00:51:48] Uh, yeah, oh I forgot about babblefish. That should used to be great

[00:51:52] He said did sit in school and you translate things and you'd be like hey Anthony

[00:51:57] Did douche no mo

[00:52:00] Nishamian like what the fuck and be like I just told you to suck my dick and farcey

[00:52:05] Yeah

[00:52:08] Damn dude remember used to just cheat on French or whatever the fuck yeah, but you know, yeah

[00:52:12] It was always bad and I would always try to cheat on Spanish and then

[00:52:16] Oh, you had to have a little finesse bro. Well, I just wouldn't know they'd give you bad grammar and stuff

[00:52:21] That's how you had to double check it bro. Come on. Well, there was that and then there was on altovista

[00:52:26] They had a translator altovista the intellectual search engine exactly. I don't remember all my stuff a glass of crevasse

[00:52:33] Yeah

[00:52:37] Remember to ask jeeps now we're just doing this. Hell. Yeah, remember hotpot

[00:52:43] Lycos hmm. I remember lycos damn who would have thought google would have won

[00:52:48] I refuse to use google the first time I saw google with the different colored letters

[00:52:52] I was like oh, this is a baby. It's like a little baby. So you loved it

[00:52:55] I'm using computer mouse in your mouth

[00:53:05] Baby

[00:53:07] Like did they even have color scale no they're like red you press the button and

[00:53:13] And the primary colors of the google logo make it look like it's the jimberry or something

[00:53:18] Yeah at first glance

[00:53:20] But most of these IV etc your computers were just like you press a button and a horse sound. Oh, natch around

[00:53:26] Oh natch around yeah

[00:53:28] I was like I was I was thinking about copy for the restaurant and it's uh

[00:53:34] Andre steakhouse we offer intelligent dining solutions to create the most enticing scenarios for our clientele

[00:53:42] That's that's perfect. That's beautiful. That's a poem. I thought you were changing it to scenario steakhouse

[00:53:48] No, it's Andre steakhouse, but yeah scenario has to be the word scenario has to be heavily

[00:53:53] The word scenario is good. Yeah, this is before I knew your uncle was named Andre

[00:53:57] You have an onion. I have an uncle named Andre. No, that's where I got

[00:54:08] Damn you were just that's drop some knowledge is he black

[00:54:12] I don't know

[00:54:14] Adam Adam has a friend named Andre who's the seal and he's the little girl on the cover of that movie

[00:54:21] Standing next to the seal one movie. I know there's a movie called Andre about like a seal

[00:54:28] There's a four-year-old girl that's yeah, all of a sudden I've never seen the movie so

[00:54:33] Oh, he's part of that like that era of like see see life movie right after free willy free willy

[00:54:39] Flipper dolphins Andre no dolphins tail came out like 20 years later, which is funny because it's like

[00:54:45] I don't know if that was delayed or whatever

[00:54:47] But it just seemed bizarre that that was coming out because it made it would have made sense in 1993

[00:54:52] I thought flipper was from the 70s. It's a reboot. Oh, they made a new one. Oh, uh, oh

[00:54:57] Adam only watched the original British

[00:54:59] Oh, yeah, you mean I only watched yeah, I had the art house flipper

[00:55:09] Me and my smart friends watch. Yeah, but Janice I mean the other gifted and talented babies watch

[00:55:17] Uh, yes, I was a gifted and talented baby

[00:55:21] I was smarter as a child than I am now. No, no no contest

[00:55:25] Well, you also just sort of enlarged you look like somebody took like a

[00:55:30] Those baby sponges and put you in like a lot of water. They've never took it out of the water. Yeah, yeah

[00:55:36] And expanded yeah, oh where it's like a pill and then it becomes like a like what a sea monkey is yeah

[00:55:41] That's cool. What the fuck is a sea monkey. I think it's just like algae or some shit like a little shrimp

[00:55:48] Right. I think it's a little shrimp

[00:55:50] Yeah, well, I'm a learned man Adam. I know a lot about a lot of shit

[00:55:53] Yeah, I know for example

[00:55:58] This is

[00:56:00] True facts. Let's give it. Let's hear a video where they're asking beetle juice questions. I'm like stern unsturned. Yeah

[00:56:07] They're like what color is a carrot? He's like oh shit carrot shit

[00:56:12] I don't know. I don't know about no carrots

[00:56:14] I think it's stupid people like we just have disabilities straight up

[00:56:25] He's trying so hard to come up with what color

[00:56:29] Carrot, oh, yeah, I don't know about all carrots

[00:56:35] I'll put a damn carrot in mouth smoothie today boys. He's a good instagram follow up beetle juice green. Yeah, yeah

[00:56:41] I should check him out check him out. Yeah, he's on he kind of plays

[00:56:45] He's like Adam is like our beetle juice sort of the Bob Bob Boo. Yeah, I consider myself to be more what?

[00:56:52] I consider myself. No, you're the no your beetle juice your midget retarded midget

[00:56:57] Who's named crackhead crackhead Bob crackhead eric

[00:57:01] Said crackhead that you seven on the show. I don't remember the died. Oh geez. Yeah, it was a guy

[00:57:06] We had like brain damage from smoking crack. I

[00:57:13] It literally is the best show, but it's also like on paper some of it's like oh man

[00:57:20] It's just retarded people and women beating off. That's what broadcasting is

[00:57:26] Nick is Howard right. I'm Howard. I'm not Howard. You're not Howard. I'm Ant

[00:57:32] I'm Anthony Kumia

[00:57:34] Sov is Robin he hates how is Robin?

[00:57:37] Sov's Robin you're I'm Robin. I'm a strong black woman. He'll choose

[00:57:41] Yeah, it's more more. Yeah, we're it's it's a very diverse show if you think about it. Uh-huh two black people one

[00:57:48] Kumia and people yeah

[00:57:51] That's three black people to me

[00:57:53] Mm. Yeah

[00:57:55] Yeah, dude. I am Robin. I'll take it

[00:57:59] I would smash Robin

[00:58:01] Um, it was Robin a lesbian. I used to think Robin was a lesbian when I was a little that's because you harbor

[00:58:09] a

[00:58:10] desecualized negative view of black women

[00:58:13] Absolutely, you know black woman could possibly be attractive to you as a man so they must be lesbians

[00:58:20] Yeah, it's pretty disgusting that that's your take yeah, because I think I think I thought she was so beautiful that I figured

[00:58:26] She was white in the lighting this

[00:58:28] That's how woke I don't know that that's actually good. That is well

[00:58:33] I want to get a shirt that says sis women och

[00:58:37] Sis lesbians owe trans women sex

[00:58:39] Wear it around and then just watch people not know whether to be mad at me or not

[00:58:46] Is it woke who knows?

[00:58:48] Can't figure it out. That's a hard one to figure out. It doesn't make any sense

[00:58:52] Here's my counterpoint. Is it?

[00:58:55] It would take you a second to really do the man. It's not or is it?

[00:59:01] That's sure I can go all night that sure wait. Are you trying to like own the lesbians?

[00:59:06] What are you trying to do on the trend? I'm not trying to own anyone. He's an agent of chaos, man

[00:59:10] So men just want to watch the world burn dude. I just want to wear a confusing shirt on the train and end up on instagram

[00:59:18] Another fun thing we were talking about doing on the train is women owe me sex

[00:59:22] But you have a Nintendo DS

[00:59:26] Ride the

[00:59:28] Man spread completely

[00:59:32] But yeah, that's a good one the sis women owe trans women sex. That's a good. Yeah, that's a good shirt

[00:59:38] And then you were make America great again, huh? No, that's the issue then they know you're trolling. Yeah. Yeah, you can't do you know

[00:59:45] We should you guys get make make America laugh laugh again. That'll be a good festival dude

[00:59:52] If we could charge comics to submit and then charge them again to perform the Malala festival

[00:59:58] But you had to pay to perform twice was that a festival make America laugh again

[01:00:03] Is that something like that? Oh, I don't know. I thought you made it up

[01:00:07] Then I said it and then stopped believed that it was real

[01:00:09] There was there was there was and then his belief went back on me and then back to you. So back to me

[01:00:14] I just made it up. There was there was something kind of thing that sounded incredibly dumb

[01:00:18] There was some kind of festival like that. That was like after

[01:00:22] Trump got elected they did a festival

[01:00:25] to

[01:00:26] Like an anti-Trump fest to make fun of Trump. Yeah, we should start our own festival and charge comics twice though

[01:00:32] You know little little what the beat. It would be funny if Trump just fucking leaves and doesn't say I feel like that's next

[01:00:38] That he quit. He's gonna pardon everyone. He's gonna quit the fact that he's pardoning

[01:00:44] Sheriff Joe is so funny

[01:00:47] And there's just nothing you can do about that

[01:00:50] There's no protesting. That's just one of the things he can do. Yeah, he's gonna do it

[01:00:55] The most revot nobody likes that guy. Yeah, nobody likes it except for he's worse than Hitler

[01:01:02] He really is

[01:01:04] He's worse than Hitler. I don't you don't need to compare. He's a

[01:01:08] Object objectively terrible say he's worse than Hitler. I'm not gonna say

[01:01:13] Dude, come on man be a team player. Yeah, dude. I say this is an awkward mood now in the show

[01:01:19] I didn't know Adam was a big fan of sheriff Joe Arpaio. Yep

[01:01:23] I'm just not saying it's worse. Our pale num pails number one fan over here

[01:01:27] Someone died in one of his prisons and he hates Mexican people. Yeah, he tortures fucking

[01:01:31] Oh, it's more than like I mean, it's like the worst prison

[01:01:34] Like makes people live outside makes them wear like pink to like gay shame them into being raped

[01:01:40] You know people die of dehydration and over here. Is that sheriff Clark?

[01:01:46] David Clark David Clark the blacker

[01:01:49] Yeah

[01:01:49] People died in his prison of dehydration sure. This wasn't sure if sheriff show also. Oh, yeah

[01:01:55] He has all those kind of tricks up his sleeve partner. Uh judge Judy as the worst prisons

[01:01:59] He's got her own private prison

[01:02:03] If she finds you guilty you're thrown in there. It's like gontano

[01:02:08] Yeah, there's no the sheriff Joe at cowboy hat type sheriff

[01:02:12] Uh, no, that's just david clark. I feel like everyone everyone in the south west where is cowboy hats

[01:02:17] Yeah, yeah, I know this is what you do out there. Sheriff jose from phoenix. Yeah. Yeah

[01:02:22] Is it phoenix or Arizona? Maricopa county what's in maricopa yuma

[01:02:27] Yeah

[01:02:29] Hey nick pappa georgio from yuma

[01:02:32] You don't know that movie. No, what movie is lost vigorous vacation. Oh, yeah, yes. Yeah, the fake idea. Yes. Yeah. Yeah

[01:02:40] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, pop a georgia. I saw that in theaters

[01:02:43] I have seen that movie maybe 15. I love the vacation movies. They're great vacation all

[01:02:50] Where archery gets hot. Yes. Yeah

[01:02:53] Who plays the sun so

[01:02:55] They're different actors that have played rust. I know but I think someone who's sort of famous plays rusty in that one

[01:03:01] I never liked those movies. What not even not even the christmas vacation. I didn't get them

[01:03:06] What are you gonna get them? I didn't get it. It's a bad trip

[01:03:09] They just go go on bad vacations where things go wrong understand those movies

[01:03:14] Nick doesn't understand the concept of vacation. Yeah, I didn't I just did it with your family wanting to spend more money to me

[01:03:22] I didn't understand like what was funny about them like one part where they're just truss stuck in a traffic circle

[01:03:28] Like oh, they can't get out of the traffic circle the dog dies. Who gives a shit?

[01:03:33] Who cares? Oh wow. He accidentally drove underneath the truck. That would that's wacky. Isn't it?

[01:03:38] What about what? What about what gives a shit? Who cares? They're not about what cousin eddie movies

[01:03:44] I know you're trolling number one. I'm not when cousin eddie empties the shit and the streets. That's funny. That's a great bit

[01:03:49] Yeah, Dennis or get what's the name Randy Randy quay Randy quays quay. Yeah. Yeah. He's been drinking pens oil

[01:03:58] Wow very funny. Do you remember when his son uh, raine quaid son gets so many piercings with his

[01:04:04] pierces mouth. Yeah, yeah, that's vegas though, right? It's in vegas. Honestly. I've only seen vegas

[01:04:09] What you've only seen vegas? You've seen european vacation. That's the best one

[01:04:13] Wait a second where they go stay with that family and at the end it's like not even their relatives

[01:04:18] It's just some like swedish family. Yeah, he's just okay. Bye

[01:04:23] That's a great joke. They're all good. Oh, he was trolling. So it's the only good joke

[01:04:28] This movie is terrible vacation suck my face balls now. There's a great move. That's punchline after punch

[01:04:36] The sports the sh

[01:04:18] It's just some like swedish family. Yeah, just okay. Bye. Yeah, it's a great joke. They're all good. Oh, he was trolling. So it's the only good joke

[01:04:28] This movie is terrible vacation suck my face balls now. There's a great move

[01:04:34] Punch line after punch. Yeah, this fourths the sh

[01:04:38] Farts which is just that's what I love is that style of comedy what I can't put my finger on it would make it so funny

[01:04:45] Uh, isn't that the N word in the it ish? Yeah, it's the N word. You shfarts. Yes, far too

[01:04:52] Shfarts is just black shfart. No, it's the N word. It's that's the way it's a racial slur

[01:04:58] The way moving on as a racial connotation for sure. Yes. They're like the N word. Yeah

[01:05:05] It's not you say the N word as a racial connotation. You know, it's a great joke

[01:05:09] You know, it's a great joke in in in space balls where they say comb the desert

[01:05:21] I

[01:05:26] Actually, you know what I watched in the last couple months and it really didn't hold up was blazing saddles whoa

[01:05:32] No, one of my favorite movies. I watched it holds up. No, it's not trading places doesn't hold up. Mel Brooks is not only trading places

[01:05:40] Amazing movie doesn't hold up. You know Mel Brooks is a war hero

[01:05:42] It doesn't hold up. No, he was in the battle of the bulge. Yeah, get the fuck out

[01:05:46] Yeah, the battle of the bold everyone you like in entertainment. It was like a World War II veteran

[01:05:52] Didn't that happen the battle the bulge was that World War one? No, it's World War two damn. I'm stupid. Yeah

[01:05:57] He was are you saying that Mel Brooks stole valor? No, yeah

[01:06:03] No, he was a war hero. Yeah, who else is a war hero?

[01:06:07] Jimmy Stewart

[01:06:09] Sure, I mean everybody like a lot of people sir in that era everyone was really the one cool thing about Mel Brooks

[01:06:16] Is that he's still best friends with Carl Riner and they hang out every single day every day at each other's house

[01:06:22] They watch movies man. You'll never have that

[01:06:24] We're what did you'll never have that actually you have a lot of friends? Yeah, you do have a lot of friends

[01:06:32] They maybe Nick was projecting there. No, I mean I would I also don't have that but I don't want that either

[01:06:38] Yeah, I don't even want that. I'm just the only thing I've ever wanted in my life

[01:06:42] Is that seen in the aviator or he goes insane in the movie theater?

[01:06:47] Yeah

[01:06:50] Guys come on we're gonna be podcasting till we're 98 just watch movies and piss

[01:06:54] And jars

[01:06:55] Catherine Hepburn has to beg you to come out of the room and put clothes on you don't do it

[01:06:59] You stop cutting your fingernails. Yeah, no, you just go nuts

[01:07:03] damn, that's cool

[01:07:05] No the dream

[01:07:09] The world's biggest monster truck instead of a plane

[01:07:14] Nice, yeah, how big world's called the racist a goose

[01:07:18] Why what?

[01:07:23] Said it's a spruce moose. It's the racist goose. Oh

[01:07:27] Okay, that's good cuz that that's the biggest plan. Yeah, the Hercules was his plan

[01:07:32] Who Hercules is a great name. Yeah, that's what he did

[01:07:35] He made the be made the fastest plane and then he made the biggest plane

[01:07:40] So that's what I'm gonna do I make the fastest monster truck and

[01:07:43] And then the biggest monster truck. That's great. Actually the guy that made the first monster truck is continuing to make monster trucks

[01:07:49] Of course he is

[01:07:50] It's got another big foot is like the premier monster truck and the latest Bigfoot is it's got tires from some sort of like

[01:07:58] Cold War era Russian

[01:08:00] Rocket delivery system

[01:08:03] Really? Yeah, are you serious? Oh, yeah, baby that fucking rocks. Yeah, that's got to be biggest shit. Oh fuck

[01:08:09] It's enormous. What kind of chips are those? Oh?

[01:08:13] It's popcorn. Okay, it's still pretty good. So have you like popcorn. I really do like popcorn a lot

[01:08:22] How about bubble gum flavored popcorn you thought that no no, no, no, all right

[01:08:26] You know just spitball in here is that something that exists

[01:08:30] I thought I thought of it. No, man. Okay. I want that. All right. It's got to be salty

[01:08:36] Do you guys ever make your own popcorn like not in the yes? I love that shit and a little popping thing

[01:08:41] Yeah before microwaving pop I didn't have a microwave in my fucking house till I was like you could just put him on the stove

[01:08:46] 14 years old, huh? Yeah, you could just get

[01:08:50] You just put it on the stove. Wait. What do you mean the ones the ones out of the microwave?

[01:08:55] No, you could just take a little pop a little kernel. You could also just get a cheap popcorn maker

[01:09:01] That's you who needs a dedicated popcorn maker people with on a microwave

[01:09:06] Well, we didn't have my grades. My father didn't trust them. Yeah, my mom's the same way. Yeah, he thought it was fucking it was like bad

[01:09:13] Bad science. He didn't trust science. I'm getting a microwave in my new place

[01:09:17] But I haven't had one last three years so I live with cooks and they don't really they don't like microwaves

[01:09:23] Dude the mic you need a mic pretentious bullshit is that's a huge it is that is a you move would have a what why

[01:09:30] I mean, oh what you're gonna prepare your slice tofu and the microwave

[01:09:37] Your almond sliver tofu toasted all the japanese you made it for us at one time is actually pretty good

[01:09:51] Yeah, you fucking yeah, I got that from a fucking book dude. Yeah. Oh, oh, I'm sorry. Oh

[01:09:56] I that I get my food for movies and you have to read about all your meals, you know if I if I did all is all I

[01:10:04] Would definitely I would definitely be Asian perform what a shocker Japanese. What a fucking shit Wow

[01:10:10] Tremendous respect for the for the people of Japan. I would gain 400 pounds. Just be Simone. Mmm

[01:10:16] Yeah, I would be Korean taller

[01:10:18] You don't have to be tall. You just have to be morbidly obese. They're not that tall

[01:10:22] Yeah, they're you're thinking the rock rock you're only thinking of the rock. No, I'm not actually Simone's art taller

[01:10:28] You said there's six eight. They're not six. I was exaggerating. There's hyper. What do you think the average height of the so of a

[01:10:34] Simone six feet

[01:10:36] The average Simone is six feet. No, they live on an island everything on an island is tiny exactly

[01:10:43] They got a great point. What there's so many some loans in the NFL go to any island. There's not that many

[01:10:47] Yes, there are like fucking three there a lot. No rugby

[01:10:51] That's a moment. That's not Simone. That's yes. It is the Philippines

[01:10:57] You know not that many they know nothing of cricket in the their tongue gun actually

[01:11:02] That's something New Zealand. Yeah, different islands you fucking racist. You are racist. You're gonna just oh

[01:11:07] We're gonna say what are you even trying to do? Yeah, where you going?

[01:11:11] Tired I'm about to kick in the take his shoes off

[01:11:15] Come on perk up. We only got two minutes and 43 seconds. Okay. All right

[01:11:20] Speed speed round all right Barcelona good or bad good next okay?

[01:11:26] Shit shit good

[01:11:31] Adams Cox bad next the new Michael Douglas movie. What is it called? It's called falling up. It's a sequel

[01:11:39] Yeah, and it's about a white man that is performing

[01:11:44] He's stuck in traffic mm-hmm, and he goes he gets out of his car and he's about to go rob a convenience store

[01:11:50] And he's like you know what I'm gonna punch up for a change and he finds a black woman in traffic

[01:11:56] Whose air conditioner is broken so he starts blowing on her face. Oh and she's like what the fuck are you doing?

[01:12:03] And he's like I'm helping you can you see them helping you and then the police show up and they're like

[01:12:08] sir is this black woman bothering you and he's like no shoot me shoot me instead and

[01:12:13] And then the police instinctually tried to shoot the black woman and he jumps in front of the in front of the bullet mm-hmm

[01:12:19] and

[01:12:20] you know I say shot and then he's in the hospital and

[01:12:23] He's half way half asleep in the hospital

[01:12:26] And he hears the doctors say like you know, okay

[01:12:29] We got to perform the surgery on him and we got to like rush him in there

[01:12:32] And he just wants the doctors out of the room

[01:12:34] He peeks one eye open right and he takes his chart and he switches it from

[01:12:39] emergency bullet removal surgery to trans surgery

[01:12:44] Doctors make him trans and now Michael Douglas is a trans woman in the hospital

[01:12:49] So he's still filled with bullets, so he's dying so it's kind of like crank

[01:12:53] So he only has 24 hours to be as woke as possible right so he leaves the hospital his pussy will so up if he's not

[01:13:01] Well, he runs out, you know his new nose made out of his old dick

[01:13:12] Running out of the hospital the dicks waving back and forth all over his face

[01:13:18] His breasts are still very hard because the skin hasn't stretched out yet, so his breasts aren't swaying dicks bang back and forth in between

[01:13:25] Those yeah, yeah like a like a fire alarm wait in between his tits. That's how big his dick was. Yeah, it's hanging all the way down

[01:13:36] It was pretty big so yeah, okay, so they're good right he goes into McDonald's and

[01:13:46] you know the the

[01:13:48] pictures on the you know

[01:13:50] A menu don't match with the sandwich he actually gets so he's about to be mad about but he remembers like no

[01:13:56] I'm woke now so he goes behind the counter and he says you know what I'm gonna promote this mentally disabled man from fry cook to now

[01:14:04] you're managing the McDonald's they say

[01:14:08] sir ma'am you don't have that

[01:14:11] Authority to do that and then he slams the white man's the white man managers face the crack ass man

[01:14:18] Into the french fry machine

[01:14:20] Fucking kills him right and then that's when he realizes like I can just go on a murder spree killing white man

[01:14:27] And there won't be any consequences for it course not and then and then he does and that's the next two hours of the movie and I would legitimately

[01:14:35] Sounds awesome fucking freshly trans

[01:14:40] Killing white people watch the fuck out of that dude. Yeah following up

[01:14:44] New Michael Douglas movie good good. There we go. All right

[01:14:50] concludes our good or bad portion of the show yeah, then to recap we had

[01:14:56] That I remember the first one. She's on a you said Barcelona is good shit is good your dick is bad

[01:15:02] And we have

[01:15:04] Falling up starring very good. Thanks. Thanks guys