Cum Town | Premium | 10/09/2017
[00:00:10] Yeah, she really really wanna suck my penis.
[00:00:18] I think it was such a really wanted to go to college.
[00:00:56] Yeah, when the predator, even people with little dumb ass band-aids on their cheeks can
[00:01:03] Ooh, that's what we kept his teeth being.
[00:01:12] He's having a tiny band-aid on his face.
[00:01:15] It was for his brother who was in jail.
[00:01:20] Well, that would have been on his penis or his butthole, right?
[00:01:28] No, he was getting so much ass and peeing.
[00:01:29] I was laughing one time imagining that.
[00:01:34] Somebody, somebody, like somebody, they get raped and then they have, like, you know,
[00:01:38] the band-aids that make a cross, like over the pussy.
[00:01:42] Like just a cross-band-aid thing, situation.
[00:01:47] That was just a funny mental image to me.
[00:01:57] View indicated Bugs Bunny had been raped.
[00:02:06] You know, finally, Elmer Fudd turns the tables on him.
[00:02:12] Like when Bleaker starts, you know, just goes gay on Oz.
[00:02:26] The white collar white guy that gets like a DUI runs over a little girl.
[00:02:42] But I can't remember the name of the character.
[00:02:46] What was Harry Potter's fire ass broomstick?
[00:03:04] He beats him up and then he takes his shit on the guy's face and the jib in front of
[00:03:11] It must have been awesome to be on like one of the first HBO.
[00:03:13] I guess it was just Oz and then the Sopranos.
[00:03:15] But like when HBO was like, yeah, we're looking for really smart writing.
[00:03:19] It's like, okay, so it's a Nazi raping some fag and then the fag gets mad and shits on
[00:03:35] Imagine like, you know, horny racist David Simon is what we're going for.
[00:03:56] It's a show about like a world without any retards.
[00:04:04] There's no every electrical plug is fucking wide open.
[00:04:07] This is the first episode just opens with like a newscaster.
[00:04:09] As you all are aware, it's been 15 years since the death of every retard in the world.
[00:04:17] The world is still in chaos and candy sales have plummeted.
[00:04:22] Who knew that the backbone of the world economy was warheads and sour patchy?
[00:04:27] And so we go now live to the world's last Velcro factory, which is permanently closing
[00:04:38] When my father just said, okay, if he's gone to make a shoes for eat, he thought there
[00:04:47] As long as there is an Italian, there are going to be a retards, but they all disappeared.
[00:04:54] Who is going to buy a Velcro shoes now?
[00:05:03] Yeah, that one was about an agent or some shit.
[00:05:07] And it had a lot of cameos from professional athletes.
[00:05:10] I watched one app, but I did not like it.
[00:05:12] I mean, it sounds like something I would really like.
[00:05:22] I'm actually, I just started running through that bitch again.
[00:05:24] We had Jeremy Piven before he was just bald.
[00:05:37] It's cool that you could be an actor and get plugs and everyone's like, doesn't make
[00:05:45] I want the technology to get a little better, you know?
[00:05:49] I've seen people even with like the good plugs and they fucking look bad.
[00:05:54] I mean, you're like, that hair was inserted into your fucking head.
[00:05:57] It was rough when Braun got them because like the technology hadn't really caught up for
[00:06:05] Well, he was wearing a big pen on his shit.
[00:06:10] No, well, it's just, that's why you got to use a gun.
[00:06:22] It's not that it didn't work better on black people.
[00:06:24] But his hair, but it's, that's what it is.
[00:06:30] It's not this different hair transplant from black people.
[00:06:33] You have like short hair like he had, you know, if he keeps his hair short, like you
[00:06:38] think he had an Afro, it would be better.
[00:06:42] If they transplanted longer hair, I think it would blend better.
[00:06:44] What they should do, no, absolutely not.
[00:06:46] What they should do is just tape cornrows to his hair.
[00:06:52] No, what he should do is just go, go bald and then go like bald Afro, Clyde Drexler
[00:07:06] Yeah, I know that black guy with a horseshoe, horseshoe Afros.
[00:07:14] You know that guy fucking, he's probably like, it's always like synthesizers.
[00:07:17] It's always like, they're always alcoholics, which is like a weird thing to be.
[00:07:51] He plays a private security guard in Mexico City.
[00:07:55] You know what I watched re-watched recently?
[00:08:08] It's horrible and that's why it's good.
[00:08:17] Yeah, but there's good bad ice tea movies.
[00:08:19] You want a good bad ice tea movie, watch surviving the game.
[00:08:26] Dude, it's so every scene someone's like, you're killing our babies.
[00:08:30] It's like the, it's just so ham-fisted.
[00:08:34] They're standing on a basketball court that says Crack Kills.
[00:08:40] You and I saw the other day, half the first half that I used to watch, like all the time
[00:08:48] Fresh is about just some kid in Brooklyn that's like a low-level drug runner and he loses
[00:08:56] You think every movie of like people in Brooklyn is a Spike Lee movie?
[00:09:01] It was more subdued than a Spike Lee thing.
[00:09:08] You're fucking- You just saw him fuck your dad in the ass.
[00:09:11] He just, he did a couple of bangers recently, didn't he?
[00:09:16] Yeah, I think he was like promising but never really did.
[00:09:21] Yeah, everyone's on a diet so now I can bring treats and I don't have to share that.
[00:09:25] Bitch, I'll eat, I'll just fucking melt them.
[00:09:38] I'm gonna eat a shit ton of chocolates.
[00:09:40] I need to get back on my bullshit dude.
[00:09:41] I did go meal prep and today me and Ellis.
[00:09:42] By the way, your boy's got a fucking garage.
[00:09:48] I am so fucked up from cutting calories.
[00:09:52] It's like I'm pissed off all the fucking time.
[00:10:02] Nah, it takes a while before it even like-
[00:10:06] No body fat scale measurement is like accurate.
[00:10:09] You just trend out like, you know, it's the same scale I weigh myself every day.
[00:10:14] So I know like in reference to what that scale thinks.
[00:10:21] Yeah maybe if you're a fat dumb bitch like Oprah that has no self control and like goes
[00:10:25] up a pound and has to fucking run to the cookie cupboard.
[00:10:30] I can see my weight fluctuate three, four pounds every day and I'm iron-willed and I
[00:10:41] I go out, I do cocaine all night, I piss out all that water.
[00:10:46] I fucking do a giant rail and I say fuck you Oprah.
[00:10:51] People are like, what's this guy's problem?
[00:10:56] You ever read an Oprah's book club book?
[00:11:05] That was ridiculous when that guy lied in his book in this field.
[00:11:12] But didn't he just completely make up his life?
[00:11:16] Yeah but you can't say it's a fucking- just say it's a novel then.
[00:11:20] But it was like, why did he have to apologize to Oprah?
[00:11:24] That's the value of my life on the show.
[00:11:28] Because she put those sticker on this shit dude.
[00:11:29] You got that little fucking Oprah sticker.
[00:11:38] He was on the- you get Oprah's book club.
[00:11:48] I didn't like Oprah at all and then I saw her in person one time and I was like, oh
[00:11:56] She had that vibe. She's got like a vibe. We're like she was she started a ball to energy Susie
[00:12:02] I thought she's a Chicago. No bitch. She's a she's from the south
[00:12:06] She was a fucking newscaster on WJZ 13. What's it last? Susie win free WJIZ
[00:12:12] In your in your pants. I was the bottom
[00:12:15] WJIZ yeah, dude, and she kept you know they fired her for not being a beauty
[00:12:23] Same time same channel is she she's listening raffy think so
[00:12:35] That of long you guys ever go you guys listen to 98 rock for retards
[00:12:43] I'm tired of being a general contractor
[00:12:52] That's what I like dude is fucking hard-ass music I
[00:12:56] Love fucking I love going to my job at the paint store and listen to fucking hard-ass music on 98 rock
[00:13:03] Fuck dude salute Sheryl Williams these would be this there's abandoned Maryland called Zen black
[00:13:08] Oh shit, and the fucking lead singer would go to karaoke and he was like such a fucking douche
[00:13:14] Incredible yeah, he would go to like sing well. Yeah and get head. Yeah, I mean I would just hang out at karaoke
[00:13:21] I never did karaoke so I've and I went I've despised that guy. Yeah, of course
[00:13:26] Did he ever get cheeks off his singing? What do you mean fuck girls? Yeah, of course. He's a musician so he would go to care
[00:13:32] That's why these oh, I don't know about at karaoke, but
[00:13:35] Joe list says he's gotten head off karaoke a lot is he good singer good singer apparently
[00:13:41] But that's what it is if you got if you're like a kind of okay singer and you have no other outlet in the world
[00:13:48] It's because women respond to like a guy that just like has fun
[00:13:52] You know is that what karaoke? Yeah a man that's vulnerable and isn't afraid to like you know act like a fucking idiot
[00:13:58] Which to me when I see other men doing that I'm disgusted. Yes, it's we they're so free. No, it's beta
[00:14:05] Yeah, it's beta dude a real alpha male never smiles. Yeah, you know you have a reserved ever sends emojis in his texts never
[00:14:17] Asking something responds you respond to it. He says nothing for hours
[00:14:23] That's alpha Nick is doing that right now to someone. Yeah Nick is texting
[00:14:27] Adam right now. I am what is a different. I don't know check your fucking it's saying fuck you
[00:14:34] Cool man. So I'm gonna ham is hitting me hard. Oh, yeah, my man just ate a fucking five egg omelette
[00:14:41] I'm five egg entire ham steak whole onion whole bell pepper a whole onion. Yeah, you ate a whole onion whole goddamn
[00:14:48] That's a lot dude. Yep. That's a lot of fucking damn
[00:14:51] I don't know some kind of and that's your diet
[00:14:53] You have to like eat all of that and then I don't have to just eat anything the rest of the calories, so I
[00:15:02] I don't have to worry about eating we do this suck like don't you like want to eat like
[00:15:06] Like smaller now and then I won't want to eat again. You won't get hungry in a couple hours. No, I won't
[00:15:13] Hmm. I couldn't do your diet, man. I'll get thirsty, but not hungry. Do you drink water? No?
[00:15:19] I'm doing like a no liquid say no water
[00:15:24] You're trying to lose weight the same way like jerky loses weight
[00:15:27] No, you can fucking it's like a bullshit concept that you need to drink if it is
[00:15:36] Such confidence first of all that is so wrong if you if you needed to drink like your body would have an
[00:15:44] Appendix to do that you got teeth because it's supposed to chew things. Oh damn dude. I would have a straw growing out of my face
[00:15:50] I have a trunk. That's a good one. Yeah, I would have a trunk. Yeah, and then look okay. No, I'm turning around on
[00:15:56] Here's what it is cuz every became a pussy and they got afraid of going out in the rain
[00:16:00] They can't absorb water in their skin like I know here's what it is you had an appendage
[00:16:07] I put my four-seat in a cup of water like a dog good sex watering hole
[00:16:11] Yeah, and they just I put my dick in earnest's water cup every day and it doesn't but you don't absorb
[00:16:16] As a prep the force case the man I walks you walk up and drink the water and it's the funniest thing in the world
[00:16:35] Holy fuck dude now. I want a dog and a cat just for that shit now. I try to get all my liquids in intravenously
[00:16:42] You know, that's cool. You shoot up water you take a little sponge you put some water or the little spoon put some water in it
[00:16:49] You tear off a little pieces of cotton ball
[00:16:51] You know roll it up drop it in there. Yep the needle in the cotton ball. Yes
[00:16:56] Maybe boot it a little bit get some blood in there share the blood with your friends sure sure your friend
[00:17:01] You just we're all good. We're gonna be young forever. We're not gonna die
[00:17:04] What I do is you know how they used to do tampons with vodka
[00:17:07] I just put soak tampons with water with so be and put it in your life water and I put it in my ass
[00:17:12] You get the nutrients quicker. I used to drink so much so be adrenaline
[00:17:17] Like shooter like that little five-hour energy shit. No, they're like little shooter sized
[00:17:24] Energy drinks. Yeah. Wow. That sounds nothing like five-hour energy. Yeah. No, it's not like
[00:17:30] Come from completely. Yeah, it's like it's like a Mountain Dew's amp nice
[00:17:35] And there's like a small can yeah, so be down some shit. Okay. Okay. Okay like a Red Bull gotcha gotcha
[00:17:41] It was like a green green apple fucking Red Bull shit now drink like six of them a day
[00:17:46] What is this these are the pizza days is how this is like 12
[00:17:53] God damn dude, this is the dropping out of middle school days
[00:17:56] Yeah, I dropped out of elementary school. I got halfway to third grade and I said fuck this dude
[00:18:04] Yeah, I'm gonna work in construction. That's literally what happened. I'm just seven-year-old
[00:18:12] So four years old my dad dropped out of school and it was like 12 and just became a woodworkers apprentice
[00:18:18] Hey, just play soccer and shit. Yeah, you could do that in Europe not in Greece in like the 60s and shit. Yeah
[00:18:28] Which is crazy because you're such a bright man now. I just saw two babies get their penises
[00:18:34] Yeah, Adam had a very Jewish day. I went to a bridge babies. Yeah twins
[00:18:39] Nice. I went to the father. I was like tell me something
[00:18:42] How do you know which which is which baby right now switch them up?
[00:18:47] They're both like you they look like fucking aliens. They're totally naked too. You know, they're both like twins
[00:18:53] Mmm. They put a little bracelet on one of them. Is that what happened?
[00:18:59] I mean, that's what my dad's gonna do with my bros my bros run identical to a return
[00:19:02] I was just dumb. I would love to do that breaking to someone's house after they have twins and switch them hilarious
[00:19:09] Just change the the way crib there just move the crib
[00:19:12] Yeah, and then fucking you know 20 years later
[00:19:15] Be like oh by the way, you guys don't know actually mark when you were about one years old
[00:19:19] I swapped you guys and they make you don't care
[00:19:35] If you fucked a baby early enough, it probably wouldn't do damage to it. That's the theory
[00:19:41] That's the school of thought that most of us are operating or
[00:19:44] I mean, I don't want to fuck a baby, but I'm saying if you have to
[00:19:50] month in what the fuck you had to know as the other possible
[00:19:53] Yes, what's right in the womb with a cognitive that's I'm more research into into you know when memory is developed
[00:20:00] So we can give infants to pedophiles. That's that's true. Yeah. Yeah, you get a grace period
[00:20:06] I'm creating I'm creating the it's it's my policy plan called the perfect society
[00:20:22] The most deal yeah the perfect society sponsored by Verizon wireless
[00:20:28] Where babies are to be molested by the pedophiles before they can remember
[00:20:32] And every pedophile is only allowed to fuck one baby a year
[00:20:37] That's fair and if you go over the limit then we feed you to the Chinese who are now enslaved
[00:20:42] To make us new iPhones every 20 minutes. That's a new iPhone. Hell. Yeah
[00:20:48] And they'll be free socialized iPhones. That's not medicine though because people are built to die
[00:20:53] That's cancer. Yeah, it's your time to go. Absolutely. And then we feed you to the Chinese
[00:21:09] Then turn that into what does algae do? I think some of the ocean or something
[00:21:14] I think a whales eat it or is that that's krill. That's krill. Maybe they eat both probably
[00:21:19] I think krill is meat is a little ash shrimp whales can't really be picky eaters. They gotta just eat everything
[00:21:24] You just open your mouth and move whatever. Fucks in that. So how much would you love to eat like that?
[00:21:29] 100 I would love that you would like to be open my mouth. I'm walking the show start eating birds popping to my shit
[00:21:34] But there's a star just walking around with your mouth open eating birds
[00:21:43] Dislocate your jaw and then ride your bike around with your mouth open
[00:21:50] So bad pages eating bitches. Did you ever have that dream of being a Willy Wonka guy just
[00:21:57] Riding around central Park real fast to this mouth open. Oh, yeah eating bitches. This fucking feathers flying out of my lip
[00:22:09] You ever have that dream of the one ever and willy Wonkas and I did not learn the lesson like I knew what that
[00:22:18] That lesson was a blueberry or whatever that violent. Yeah, yeah, and I was just like I'm in I want it
[00:22:24] I would have a good his factory. I wanted to fuck it
[00:22:27] I wanted to go face down into that river and whatever the consequences were I would have taken him to just drink the chocolate
[00:22:33] Oh, that would have been awesome. Yeah, the river was um
[00:22:38] Other kid that fell in the fat when Alexis gooper whatever the fuck yeah
[00:22:43] This is cool. It's just this group. Yeah, that's his name, right? Yeah. Yeah, the German kid. Yeah
[00:22:50] It's a pair. It's a parable for Germans are fat as shit to German kids. I think are they no
[00:22:56] I mean, I think Germans is a oh, yeah a
[00:22:59] Good, you know, maybe a sturdy stock. I love a nice fat kid. You know, I love it
[00:23:04] It's not like like a fat Asian kid adorable so cute. I'll take any fat kid
[00:23:11] Yeah, my heart goes out to them dude. They're so like yeah, I want to take them under my wing
[00:23:15] I used to love those more even mine Adam saw two naked children earlier today nice talking about how much he loves a little
[00:23:21] Fab dude. It was so funny. It was so funny. I was like joking around on the way there
[00:23:25] I was like oh, yeah, I'm gonna muscle my way up to the front like take my phone out and search this videotape
[00:23:30] That's pretty good and like literally that wouldn't have even been possible. There was like 900 old-ass Jews video
[00:23:38] Just getting footage of this cock getting the rabbi the rabbi asked the ask them to not everybody please come up and take a video
[00:23:47] Diaper comes off to put your phones away and there was like these like old fucking kikes. They like sit still have their phones
[00:23:56] What the fuck do you want that on your phone for?
[00:24:01] Payoff was pretty fucking sick three carving stations prime rib carving station
[00:24:07] Leg of land are you counting the baby dick carving station?
[00:24:18] Man it is a weird fucking ritual and really don't say because it's Phil's nephew
[00:24:24] Phil had to stand up at the front his face the whole time was hilarious. He was just like yeah
[00:24:31] He said that you can't see like I was sitting I couldn't see anything happening, but
[00:24:40] You couldn't get a discount on anything
[00:24:43] You get a discount on the TVs and stuff. I should have taken that deal. Yeah, he's not a Sony. What about a projector?
[00:24:49] Fuck he got fired for no you got a new truck
[00:24:55] He did say that after there's like they put a clamp on the foreskin
[00:25:00] And then after they cut it they take the clamp off and then you see the child's head of their dick
[00:25:07] For the first time oh fuck and if it seems zone shadow, it's gay
[00:25:11] Yeah, that's definitely Bill Murray just walks in a bathrobe half drunk
[00:25:19] He just starts jacking the kid off. Hey everybody
[00:25:23] Station a bunch of food his mouth and then blows his brains out
[00:25:27] Like what the fuck was that never no one will ever believe you just wakes up the next day happens
[00:25:33] It's so funny that that cop like Nick lives like a couple blocks from a precinct
[00:25:38] There's a cop like in the cop parking lot that has like a bill Murray decal on this car. Oh, yeah
[00:25:43] What a fucking door. He's cool. Yeah, what a cool cop. Bill Murray really really is a bill Murray. Yeah, yeah, totally
[00:25:51] It sucks because he's just he is cool, but your Chuck Norris is like 93 years old. It's all the shit
[00:25:56] He's fucking yeah when Walker, Texas rager was on the air as he was like
[00:26:00] Early 70s. Yeah, 65. He was fucking. Yeah shit
[00:26:04] Yeah, yeah, you see him in like the martial arts movies and he's like a fucking 35 year old man in the 70s
[00:26:10] Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's fuck him up dude. He's got cool views politically though. Yeah, I agree with a lot of stuff
[00:26:17] Yeah, yeah, and I agree with the success of the total Jim. Oh
[00:26:22] Is that him? That's how I get this bod. Who's the little mother who's that motherfucker with the gazelle that they got with the blonde
[00:26:30] My friend uses always joke about the total Jim commercials with Wesley Snipes were
[00:26:35] He'll be on to be like as soon as I got this I threw out all of my exercise equipment. He's like she just threw it out
[00:26:45] Donated you fucking shit use it to go to your taxes. Well, you know
[00:26:51] He didn't actually he doesn't use it. You see it doesn't use it
[00:26:54] Why would he lie on a commercial you fucking idiot? I don't know huh?
[00:26:58] I don't know why because you're gay what?
[00:27:01] Adam do you think that's right? I said it Adam. What do you agree with Nick? I?
[00:27:06] Think that there might be like some repressed like issues
[00:27:09] But I think that's why I don't think that's gay. I just think he's European
[00:27:13] Yeah, that's why but to be clear that you think that's why Wesley Snipes lied about throwing out his gym equipment because I'm gay
[00:27:18] Because you're gay fuck all right you want to against one I
[00:27:25] Yes, so I've and I went on a oh, yeah, I had a nice fucking time. Yeah, thanks
[00:27:33] So much thanks to the people that came out as fuck you to the people that didn't
[00:27:39] My new stage. Oh, yeah, I'm going I'm going glass half
[00:27:44] You didn't know what that meant I don't
[00:27:46] I had to think about it halfway through
[00:27:51] By saying glass half full of shit you're acknowledging that normally half full is good
[00:27:57] No, I'm saying shit is bad. No, but I have glass half full bitch
[00:28:01] I know I still don't know which one is which I'm James Carvel or some shit. Yeah
[00:28:22] Look like this is because I ate too much ice cream and had a coma
[00:28:26] I'd have died bed of coma. I used to be 600 pounds
[00:28:30] And I had to cut all the extra skin off my face
[00:28:33] I took too much. He's just skeleton that guy. Isn't his wife like a public in and skeleton aren't they like?
[00:28:41] Oh, yeah, look Mary Mary Matlin or something Mary Mac Mary, Maitland
[00:28:46] Yeah, his wife is that horror that used to fuck Jesus
[00:28:51] You know Mary Magdalene sucked off all the Romans
[00:28:54] And they're probably laughing at Jesus when they when they bite him boy
[00:28:57] Yeah, they like well you're with Mary that fucking slut dude. Yeah, I'm probably off yesterday
[00:29:03] You know they stabbed him in the cock, but it's different was Jesus circumcised
[00:29:14] There are a bunch of normal people hanging out and then a bunch of guys started sucking off babies and cutting off their
[00:29:18] Dicks. Oh, did he suck the baby's dick?
[00:29:20] And then they're like what the fuck is this? Yeah, somebody sucked Jesus's dick
[00:29:24] That's only like the sat Mars like the dudes in south Williamsburg do that so yes or no man no
[00:29:30] All right, that's all I needed. Oh, that's a south Williamsburg
[00:29:43] Started yeah, I don't know let's take a look at Adams family crest to see where the sad Mars came from
[00:29:52] So they suck the kid off did Phil do it or did the rail I can get off
[00:30:04] Fuck yeah, Mary Mary Mary Mary Mary Viller ever fucking
[00:30:10] Mark Molly Maitlin is that the deaf lady
[00:30:13] Dices always make for me Matt Marley Mattlin. Maybe I'm thinking of her
[00:30:18] She was like a deaf deaf actress. She was in everything for a while. She could kind of get it too, right?
[00:30:26] Perhaps she could like the deaf it's able is not to fuck her because she's deaf actually I've forbidden treats of the penis
[00:30:37] Her ears can't hear but her pussy's got perfect hearing I remember there's these hot deaf girls when I worked at the fucking
[00:30:44] The cell phone store I tried selling a phone to uh-huh
[00:30:47] Which I know you're thinking was a deaf person to phone for yep answer text messaging smart folks
[00:30:54] Putting the vibrator on yeah, I've been using it as a vibrator
[00:30:59] I was like trying to like hit honor and shit and selling the phone by writing shit down eventually
[00:31:03] I got her to laugh and it sounded like you know somebody fucking put a brand on a donkey's ass
[00:31:12] Here I'm trying to hear that I told that story on the podcast about that my friend in college
[00:31:18] She like got blackout and ended up at a deaf school. Did he fuck?
[00:31:22] Dolly a dead or whatever. Yeah, yeah, he likes it. I spent I spent the fucking weekend a guy that fucked every deaf girl
[00:31:30] Yeah, he's just he used to just get blackout and then send like mass text like yo
[00:31:34] I'm partying down at like this place everyone come through and he's like we get a mass text one night like 3 a.m
[00:31:40] It's like yo, I'm I'm getting fucked up with these kids a Gallaudet deaf University in Washington DC
[00:31:47] Like shit is crazy. There's no music playing
[00:31:53] I delivered a pizza to a deaf school one time and I go in the lobby and there's a bunch of like cool deaf kids hanging out in the lobby
[00:32:00] They are cool something well. Yeah, I mean the ones that are just deaf. Yeah, and the ones that are the other
[00:32:06] Let me finish the fucking story. Yes, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. So
[00:32:09] There's a bunch of cool deaf kids hanging out one of them as one of those really called cocksucker implants or whatever cock
[00:32:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:32:19] So you can get fucked in the ear leering at cock. That's what it says. Yeah
[00:32:25] You can hear but you're forced to look at every day
[00:32:39] Be compelled to stare at everyone's dick I something to do with the nervous system
[00:32:51] I got a premise that shows that guy like it's just a heroin addict that fucks up
[00:32:56] It kills all of his parents patience, but then also like personally invents every medical breakthrough
[00:33:03] Ever happened so be like one episode where he like
[00:33:06] Rapes a Chinese hooker to death because he's on a bender and then like you know
[00:33:11] It's trying to deliver a baby and accidentally cuts its head off because his hands are shaking
[00:33:15] And then the B plot is like oh, yeah, this is an x-ray machine. I came up with it. Yeah
[00:33:21] So meanwhile, he's also giving everyone cancer. Yeah, it's just glowing ass green
[00:33:27] Anyway, finish your own story. Oh, yeah, so there's a bunch of cool deaf kids hanging out and I was like I gotta
[00:33:33] I'm delivering this pizza and he's like
[00:33:36] You know, oh, it's upstairs. He's like oh, we take you, you know, and so
[00:33:41] Look, I just go myself. He's like no, they're it. They're kind of weird up there
[00:33:49] I'll take you to train the hood and training day off delevator
[00:33:52] And it's like the floor for like deaf and retarded kids
[00:33:57] Yeah, it's just a fucking nightmare. They're like screaming and crying
[00:34:01] Oh damn what barely being contained by their hand is it one giant pit is like a giant steel cage? It's like the reptile
[00:34:27] You know we used to extract it but fresh out of the teeth is the best way to
[00:34:34] Deliver that sweet medicine and deaf ears
[00:34:39] I was but how did you even discover that it's like well cobras look like they have big ears, so
[00:34:46] That might help them here we tried every yeah
[00:34:49] That's the basis of the sciences how about we let them be bitten by that snake that has ears a lot of them were trampled by elephants also
[00:35:02] A lot of the Elvis shoved their trunks up their asses
[00:35:06] And play them like a base clarinet, but it didn't really work. So we went with Cobra
[00:35:12] That's good at science. Yeah, any animal that has like the problem
[00:35:18] Yeah, and then they paid me in like a bag of quarters. Oh no tip either. Wow
[00:35:24] Well there you have it. Yeah, that should suck there was also like a fucking an apartment complex filled with insane people
[00:35:32] Like it was like a run by some mental illness facility and apartment complex and whenever we got deliveries there
[00:35:39] It's all because you knew you weren't getting tipped right just zero every fucking time
[00:35:43] But it was only like 50 feet away. Oh, but it's a waste of time. Yeah, you know
[00:35:47] I'd rather wait for a good run to come in maybe nice little triple. Well what you should have done
[00:35:52] Gone over there twice. I tell you there's no great crazy
[00:35:58] Then run into triple coming back and under 45 minutes and then being sent out another triple Wow dude triple is three deliveries three deliveries in one run
[00:36:07] In one run. Yeah, so if you run a triple and it takes you an hour
[00:36:13] You made like 20 dollars for the hour minimum. Wow rich. Yeah, you're rich, dude
[00:36:18] Do you ever get robbed every delivery guy Baltimore got their shit robbed?
[00:36:25] Let's do those things like Papa John's like now hiring drivers, and I'm like I can't imagine why you would
[00:36:31] Deliver pizza. Yeah, you know in East Baltimore. Yeah, it was brutal. Yeah art like literally
[00:36:36] There was like we were on the cutoff there was a certain point where dominoes
[00:36:40] There's like two months when they wouldn't deliver it to our neighborhood
[00:36:42] Yeah, it was like this gang. I don't know what the fuck they were called the dominoes thieves
[00:36:52] Such a dumb name fuck it's like the angels of death or some gay shit like that. That's a cool name
[00:36:58] Nah, it's gay. I'll switch the meaning of pain the way that I want you to die
[00:37:03] Maybe that was the name anyway, whatever the name of the gang was Auschwitz the meaning of pain the way I want you to die
[00:37:10] Yep, they were big wait, so this was a Joseph mangalie based street gang. I
[00:37:15] Guess I think they yeah, I think they went ao they were called a OD. Yeah, how about the mangalie mongoloids? That's good
[00:37:21] Yeah, bunch of bunch of bunch of retard that they were
[00:37:25] Docked it upon no. Oh, yeah, they did they experiment on each other. I'm a twin. No, I'm sorry twins Adam went to the
[00:37:35] There were twins. Yeah, they poured boiling hot water to one of their brains
[00:37:39] The Moyle was just a thing if you put boiling hot water in their brain. They have a temper. Yeah, he was it
[00:37:45] He was actually a guy from I think he was from Argentina
[00:37:49] How lucky was Joseph Magoly imagine you're like a fucked up guy
[00:37:54] Psycho path and you just get lucky enough to be born in Nazi Germany. He absolutely
[00:38:00] Get away that ain't they never asked him. Yeah, my man is fucking up town in Brazil where there's like an
[00:38:08] disproportionate amount of twins there's like
[00:38:11] It's like 50% of the kids born are twins or something and there's like a theory that it was like but he didn't know how to make them twins
[00:38:18] He just maybe he maybe figured that out the ghost of you don't know. I think oh, dude
[00:38:22] I think I know he was fucking with the water making making twin type shit and twins
[00:38:31] Girls from the end twins video the Budweiser or but they will fuck me. What was that at?
[00:38:37] Budweiser won't to get sucked off. Yeah, and I was like yeah, it was like football
[00:38:48] Yeah, I want to fuck all the John and Kate plus eight's kids at the same time. Oh
[00:38:55] Half Asian is a pretty nice the octoplets fuck all of them
[00:38:59] They're probably awesome. They're probably hot by now. I mean what was that 18 years ago exactly?
[00:39:04] Yeah, legally today is the day. I had a I message alert
[00:39:12] He said time to fuck the octoplets. How about those guys they would like remember when like Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were
[00:39:19] But yeah, there's a website with a clock also. What is that like oh nice?
[00:39:23] I'm gonna fuck them my girlfriend got kind of mad at me because I knew when the
[00:39:28] Daughter for mad men salad trip returns 18
[00:39:32] When is it November of this year this year? Oh, but I like looked it up with Max
[00:39:37] We're like oh, yeah, I wonder if she's a team time to put on a gray fucking suit
[00:39:41] You know get smoked some unfiltered lucky strikes. Yeah
[00:39:46] I'm I mean me and Nick smoked some stokey. I've been having a little cigar kick lately
[00:39:52] I want a little nub. I love the nub. Yeah, you smoke it down to a nub. No, no, no
[00:39:57] You mean like a little short little fat short a little fat short
[00:40:00] You know I like like a nubs like me dude like a guy with like a little money of me like colonial kind of like white suit
[00:40:07] Panama hat kind of yeah, just like little fat cigarillo kind of guy better the wider they are the better they take
[00:40:12] I like that. I like the long corona's it's too much smoking for me, dude. I love that. I'm done. I'm done with that shit
[00:40:18] I'm trying to turn on you leaf over. That's good. What is like a carona church Hill. I think they're called church hills
[00:40:23] Yes, the big the big guys with church hills. I like a fat nub dude, you know, you know
[00:40:28] Here's what I like to do is something that I invented put it in your ass. No you get the biggest cigar
[00:40:33] You could possibly find and yeah put in your ass while you jerk. No
[00:40:36] You put your dad just such a cut to it and put it to a wall and then back your ass
[00:40:40] That's what that's what he calls that's all is the cigar cutter
[00:40:53] Nice and moist. Yeah, it's a cedar lined humidor
[00:40:57] He's got 12 in there right now dude after we fucking after we record we're gonna smoke them
[00:41:06] What was I gonna say anyway, yeah, I had never been a Dundalk until this well
[00:41:10] Yeah, I took out of what the fucking Dundalk driving tour. It's amazing very cool. It's 1998. It's brutal. Yeah. Yeah
[00:41:18] It's fun everyone like we took you puttle of mud fans
[00:41:22] We took you to that parking lot with a reason to fight. Oh, yeah, we're where we would have white ethnicity race wars
[00:41:28] Where was Greeks versus white trash after a heated soccer or football game?
[00:41:32] Then we then we took you to the the parking lot where a police a Baltimore City police officer with shot
[00:41:44] Cancer prescriptions from there's just a Greek guy who just sells fucking off
[00:41:48] Off-book pharmaceuticals to Greek people and he just is strapped to shit
[00:41:52] He's got a like a little fucking gun on his hip. He's got one his fucking ankle and a shoddy
[00:42:01] execution style they put a fucking heater to the back of that guy's dome
[00:42:05] I love when they the news the news news loves saying
[00:42:12] Your biggest moments as a reporter a fucking TV reporter is to say
[00:42:18] Execution style and to say Latino. Yeah, yeah, and you get to say Latino
[00:42:23] Hopefully the Trump where to Chico comment where Rico puts a fucking hard end to that, you know
[00:42:31] Because now you're just gonna be now you're doing the Trump thing if you're a reporter and you do that shit
[00:42:35] You know what you'd actually probably will you're right?
[00:42:37] Yeah, I never know what if you actually when it comes to culture and predicting things. Oh, yeah
[00:42:42] I'm never wrong and by the way if you invested in ripple like I told you to
[00:42:48] XRP it's up now again. Did you invest it's being no one?
[00:42:53] I never bothered to figure out how to actually buy the currency
[00:42:59] You're just falling the prices I just I still follow the questions. I just wanted to be right about something
[00:43:03] I'm sure you made other predictions. We're not
[00:43:05] Drinking there's in a bottle of piss. It's a green tea. I just took no it's piss. Oh, let me smell it
[00:43:12] Yep, it's piss. Yeah, you didn't smell it that you did you pant Adam got some take-home pee from the bris
[00:43:18] Yeah, but now if anyone wants any extra piss, please fill up your bottles now
[00:43:23] I'm I've got a full belly around I think I'm not gonna finish all this baby
[00:43:30] You take a top of where please bring some please bring some piss home with you
[00:43:36] Dude, I should have brought a type of where for that fucking food. Yeah, dude
[00:43:39] I would have loved a little carving a little fucking piece of meat. Oh
[00:43:46] Yeah, a little bit not have that I carved it up
[00:43:49] I'm gonna instead of making the whole eight pound motherfucker in one go and eating all of it
[00:43:53] Yeah in like two days. I'm gonna chop it up a little bit. I make I make a I'm a I have a Korean style marinade going right now
[00:43:59] I have a fucking latino style marinade and I just have some regular chunks
[00:44:04] Stop going home after this is immediately eating the entire eating seven days
[00:44:09] Marinating motherfuckers, okay drinking the marinade
[00:44:22] Who's constantly skyped into your kitchen the state fucking yeah, yeah
[00:44:39] I'm calorie deficient stops stops dream is
[00:44:43] He lives in heaven. He's it's just him sitting there and he's marinating things and he's sucking on a noodle that never ends
[00:44:50] Oh, it's just a noodle that just a perfect fucking flat
[00:44:55] Oh, you like Chinese noodles. You don't like Italian noodles not particular
[00:44:59] I mean I like them, but I don't know man just a nice big wavy noodle going into his mouth like a ticker tape
[00:45:06] Meal like foreskin noodle comfort food what beef strogano no
[00:45:11] Strogano fuck that you don't fuck me off strogan off beef strogano can beef stroke me off
[00:45:19] Noodle your helper beef stroganoff used to be my fucking shit. That shit tastes so good. I like noodles of the Orient man
[00:45:26] I mean it's a real good noodle. We're like noodles Orient
[00:45:29] There's no way are you fucking serious man? I like ramen noodles. Okay. Thank you. I like ramen noodles, too
[00:45:34] No, you don't you're copying stop lying dude
[00:45:36] When's the last time you know I'm a noodle we had ramen for dinner last night all three who's not last night
[00:45:42] Dude her last week. Yeah liar. We went out for dinner. It's not the biggest my favorite noodles are stuffed shells
[00:45:48] I like a stuff show what you can just said Asian stuff man. There's cheese and meats in it. That's Italian. That's Italian
[00:45:57] Yeah, and those are noodles. That's like a that's like a pasta a real dude. It's a big-ass noodle
[00:46:02] I didn't listen. I didn't say I did not like noodles. I'm just you know how classification works
[00:46:06] I'm starting a satic noodles number one
[00:46:09] Is he a whole type of asiatic new I like real show cuz it's the biggest noodle that's smart bang for your buck
[00:46:16] You know what you know a lot of fun. You know the pool noodles. Yes
[00:46:20] Those as a kid you fucking sit on the middle and then you blow air
[00:46:25] Shoulder under the suck it put in your ass. Yeah
[00:46:28] That's what you're asking that you shit through it and do another kid's face
[00:46:34] That's a good prey sounds like a good bit
[00:46:36] That's what it rate bit shoot a couple cigars out of there Adam out of your ass
[00:46:41] Out of the humidor pool noodle is fucking tight. I love a floaty dude a little fucking circular the pool donut
[00:46:47] Yeah, just float like a fucking motherfucker. Let's look when we when the podcast hits
[00:46:52] $800,000 a month which we're projected to do in six weeks within the next yes six months six months
[00:46:59] We fire Adam. It'll probably probably yeah once we burn with gas and burn Adam as a joke. Yep
[00:47:09] Give me a Matthew Shepard style crucifixion. Yeah, well, dude listen a lot of people don't know the facts about that
[00:47:15] Yeah, he's not as innocent as everybody's the fucking you're a sad you know what I mean understand
[00:47:21] He was selling meth so he deserved to be brutally beaten the dad. I thought he was wearing a hoodie
[00:47:27] Look man. All I'm saying is he the guy had skittles. He's wearing a cut off hoodie. He's wearing a fishnet hoodie
[00:47:35] Look do the arms. It is. I don't want to get into it. Just do your research
[00:47:39] That's Skittles bag filled with ecstasy and a fish net hoodie
[00:47:43] Yeah, so once we 600k we're gonna what get a pool or something make your apartment a pool
[00:47:51] No, I was gonna say when we moved to LA in the come-town mansion
[00:48:09] Yeah, I actually had the opportunity to drive a guy to the airport it turns out he were for a playboy radio
[00:48:27] That was the playboy radio guy and you were bragging about it. You would be a fucking door
[00:48:31] Absolutely, but to brag about having a man knowing a guy met met. I know you're right just brushed pad
[00:48:39] brushed fuckin it is circumstance for yeah of commerce you've met mm-hmm a
[00:48:47] Guy who you can't even name. Yep who just happens has a job right?
[00:48:51] We don't know is the on-air talent for a playboy radio the audio engineer right?
[00:48:56] He's a janitor the janitor. Well, I respect blue collar workers. I don't I don't appreciate the way you said that I
[00:49:12] You let me see it it's nice. It's one of those with it's a basketball
[00:49:17] No, I had a basketball one. Yeah, this one sucks, dude
[00:49:20] I remember my friend growing up had a ninja turtles one dude look. I'm fucking gay. I'm gay and I'm stealing the world of its
[00:49:26] Resources. Can you get a swastika one? Yeah, probably I'm gonna get a swastika one to wear to my alt-right
[00:49:30] Brest by the way guys I don't know you bring together, but when I said that I'm because it's cuz I put on this the
[00:49:51] 4000 years ago, whatever was going bald and that's why these are invented. Oh for sure. It's supposed to cover the bald spot
[00:49:59] Like yarmulke's all those like that's also where they make the women shave their head no that shit's in the Torah
[00:50:05] Because they're like jealous that they're all their beautiful hair wise got to have hair so the women have to shave
[00:50:14] None of the rules of Judaism were in the Torah. They're all they're all they all are no
[00:50:20] They're all just made up by rabbis over the last couple thousand years. What's in the Torah then the story of like Moses
[00:50:29] Nice boring as shit my king David who fucked the most didn't King David like have like 80 wives that was
[00:50:36] Solomon that was after the Torah nice that that wasn't in the oh it wasn't no what no
[00:50:42] I King David wasn't in the damn Torah stops at like right before the Jews go back into Israel Moses can't go
[00:50:50] Oh, so that's all the made-up shit the Torah is all the shit that never happened. Yeah, it's all fit
[00:50:56] Jews were never slaves. I'm tired. They should fucking shit. No Jews like building
[00:51:06] Channel show the other day called the Holocaust didn't happen and the pyramids were built by aliens
[00:51:13] Two-hour special called Hitler rules on the history channel
[00:51:18] Hitler badass space alien that fucking was awesome in color on the history channel
[00:51:31] They should rock I like that a lot you think maybe they could do black and white
[00:51:35] Pornos in color. Yeah, you would see with like old like fat fat conical titties. I love those dude
[00:51:43] Old like 1920s snuff films. I got Logan on Blu ray. Oh, it's good
[00:51:49] I pat it on earlier today. Oh, let's watch it. I mean not today, but soon it comes with a
[00:51:56] Clause black and white cut of the movie. Oh, what yeah, which they label a noir version
[00:52:03] Oh nice is he a detective? No, it's just that's how fucking meaningless like this term
[00:52:10] PhD bullshit is they'd like that's the special feature is
[00:52:14] Is a sheet of your version of the movie?
[00:52:20] This wasn't supposed to be what was that movie that it wanted we had a dog in it the one like Oscars. It was Marley
[00:52:27] No, no, it was like the actor or some shit
[00:52:29] What it was supposed to be a silent movie. Oh the artist. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
[00:52:34] They should look dumb dude. Yeah, I didn't see that I watched the first 10 minutes of it
[00:52:38] I was like I'm not watching this. Yeah, fuck that. That's my take on it
[00:52:42] I think movies that suck off the movie making process. Oh, yeah, love letters to Hollywood
[00:52:47] Yeah, that shit sucks. I saw you go like writing a love letter to yourself
[00:52:52] I saw I saw you go with like aspiring industry people
[00:52:57] And then a crying shit and what you go the one the one the robot boy. Yeah, the robot boy
[00:53:02] But then it's also go say what the lume the lumi air brothers or some show true. That's right
[00:53:10] And yeah, and these fuck yeah, it's pretty good in it. There's the guys inside the movie with her like wow
[00:53:15] That was magnificent, you know, it's like this fucking stupid. All right. I watched it give a shit about film
[00:53:20] I watched it in Florida with my ex-girlfriend's family who got married recently my first girlfriend got married
[00:53:27] Oh the one that broke up with you when we met
[00:53:30] Yeah, yes the one we were both going through like horrible how about how about a ha ha to you?
[00:53:36] Now you got now you got an Adam situation where she got married cucked by yeah
[00:53:41] You sound pretty upset that you're give a fuck
[00:53:43] I'm not cooking if they hooked up after we broke up. They definitely fucked while you were dating. No, that's
[00:53:48] Perfect, dude, I fucked your girlfriend. I mean we all fuck joy. I remember cuz me and Nick were fucking oh fucked
[00:53:54] I said yeah, whatever dude the fucking subreddit fucking psycho
[00:53:59] I'm sorry it was funny because like at the time I wanted to talk to you about it because I was upset because I found out
[00:54:04] Stop was fucking Joyce while I was fucking that's messed up for him and Sammy just kind of not tell you yeah
[00:54:10] Exactly the two in a way she was cheating on me was stopped. Yeah, that is fucked up
[00:54:14] And then Sammy comes in takes all the fucking side pussy that we were getting really I fucked Sammy sister
[00:54:23] Honestly, it was actually worse to not be cheated on with sex then to be cheated on with emotions
[00:54:30] With emotion I just love it's worse because they were holding their watch together
[00:54:37] Wasn't movies it was there was not worse they were doing drugs together and they were like giving each other massages
[00:54:46] We had a sound clip of that I like to be cheated on with emotions
[00:54:52] It's not it's worse than the same exact thing you're cutting your cutting in push you're cutting me off
[00:54:59] But I'm a man worse finish it out worse than someone just fucking just like catching a dick one time. Okay sure
[00:55:07] Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, of course. That's all I was saying getting just add this gay like oh
[00:55:12] Oh, we can't do anything but my heart. Oh, yeah, right?
[00:55:16] Yeah, that's you know, that's just disgusting
[00:55:18] That's worse than getting it worked over in like a bathroom just yeah, just getting her
[00:55:21] No, it's not worth then out of my mind. I would much rather be in a situation. You don't understand emotions. That's true
[00:55:29] Just fucking one time. It's not like yeah, whatever. I'm not thrilled
[00:55:34] But if I never fucking find out who cares. Yeah, right?
[00:55:45] Now if if someone I was dating was like, hey, I met somebody else. I'm in love with them. I'd be like thank God
[00:55:55] Although you know what the thing is you actually do you were fucked up when we met you were definitely
[00:56:01] Oh, yeah, that girl from where we're making some sense of it. I was ever sensitive
[00:56:06] I mean but taking into consideration every aspect in my life. Yeah, everything was falling apart
[00:56:14] So all you had was icing on the cake all you had was rail whiskey, baby
[00:56:18] This shit was great. I used to go to sidebar and get a I
[00:56:25] Had like a three-month period where I convinced myself. I wasn't drinking anymore. I switched to wine
[00:56:30] Oh, yeah, that's like five bottles of wine tonight
[00:56:36] James your mom's wine from Costco. Yeah, I'll go to I would go to fucking
[00:56:40] sidebar and I remember ordering the wine one time the guy was like wine
[00:56:47] And he found like a bottle like yellow tail under it was like dusty
[00:56:52] And I think it had gone bad. Oh fuck dude. Should I just check my fucking email ever since wearing this yarmulke?
[00:56:59] I got offered five movie parts. Yeah, the industry found out dude. Dude, New York has changed you do
[00:57:09] Thank you. I gotta say that three pounds of pastrami I got for that party a couple weeks ago incredible move good move
[00:57:16] Yeah, I'm gonna do it all I was but I had next time I have a party. I'm gonna get
[00:57:21] I'm gonna just get cats is just was it an incredible move or just something on the table for people to eat you'll notice you didn't
[00:57:27] It stretched really nicely throughout the night and provide any other options to people
[00:57:32] What do you mean other option? There was nothing else on the table?
[00:57:34] There's nothing there was there was pickles there was mustard. There's nothing
[00:57:42] Acute rimmons to go with your fucking I'm just saying if you get you put some chips you put some cookies out
[00:57:47] You know, maybe people couple slim gyms. Yeah, take a couple of pieces inside
[00:57:52] That's what I get at a party what a fucking cut up some slim jimmus put those toothpicks with a little dead
[00:57:59] That's nice fucking blue shit on the top. That's cool. You know, they're in little plates
[00:58:09] Yeah, we wrapped we shot yesterday guys. Don't tell that's none of your business. We told them already
[00:58:15] No, we didn't yes, we did it was fun, but that's literally none of your business of my
[00:58:23] Are you doing the fans directly you're talking to Adam. I'm talking to whoever I damn
[00:58:39] He's the whipping boy. I was imagining the other day. Oh fuck. That's what a whipping boy means
[00:58:45] Yeah, you get be there's a guy that fuck people fucked up. Yeah, you're a literal whipping boy
[00:58:49] I think it was like if a lord like a young rich Lord did something bad
[00:58:53] It's a big there's like a favorite slave
[00:58:57] That's a watch as the boy was beaten does that kid have a good life otherwise like did you get to eat fruits and berries and like milk
[00:59:04] And he just gets the shit kicked out of it. What does he get the fuck though?
[00:59:08] Little Lord is enough pussy little Lord Faulkner. Oiki little intro dick suckler. Right. Yeah
[00:59:14] Was little Lord fontler. I was thinking the other day about you know
[00:59:17] There's industrial shredders that you can put any kind of machinery in and it tears into pieces. Yeah about pushing Adam
[00:59:27] What about wood chipper like Fargo too easy
[00:59:32] Where do you find a wood you got a fucking chop is body?
[00:59:34] I got a rental from Asplund you gotta get a landscaping crew together. No, you don't I
[00:59:40] Guarantee you I could rent and throw you into a wood chipper myself
[00:59:43] You know, would you get a big one or would you like chop him up?
[00:59:46] I get a small one you can rent a wood chipper pretty what I'm saying is you would you kill him and then chop him up?
[00:59:51] Would you put him in a big one live? No, you need to go arms first
[00:59:55] He's still alive and you put one arm in there. Yeah, you take him out. He put the other like a kingpin
[01:00:01] Yeah, I let that shit shoe on you slowly. Oh, that would be horrible
[01:00:06] I would once your limbs are gone. I feed you to rats. Hmm
[01:00:10] Just a torso gonna do that shit do that shit where you put a rat in a tin can and light it on fire and it
[01:00:15] Choose through your shit. Yeah, that's you know how it works. Don't pretend like you weren't at a press all afternoon
[01:00:20] Do you think the Monty Python the night that was getting all his limbs cut off and was like fighting and stuff?
[01:00:27] Did you think that was funny? Yeah, it was funny. Holy girl. Yeah, cuz he kept going after it even there's I think back
[01:00:32] I thought was funny as a kid and it's like anything that was supposed to be comedy. Yeah
[01:00:38] Yeah, and the shit that I find funny now is like
[01:00:42] a snuff nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah stuff that's accidentally yeah, right
[01:00:47] I'll get guy the other day selling that car and then the woman says oh so has it worked like you have insurance for six months and
[01:00:55] My neighbor. Yeah. Yeah, you say you have insurance for six months and then they're like lower the race, right?
[01:01:00] He goes, you know, I mean, I I never had insurance, so
[01:01:06] The car sales was at that. Yeah, my neighbor you saying that to another way
[01:01:10] He I always catch him like giving other people on the block not like dropping knowledge
[01:01:14] And he was telling that there was this guy from Guyana
[01:01:17] Like in the Caribbean and that's a lot of Indian people right well. He was a black dude
[01:01:22] I know a lot of guy in these people my favorite is the white hipster guys that have befriended him
[01:01:27] Oh, yeah, they're like oh, you know, what's up, mr. V. Yeah, how's how's things popping for you?
[01:01:35] Like we're not going to say any white boys
[01:01:38] Are the worst oh is that damn I'm learning a lot of these yelling code switching code switching
[01:01:43] Yeah, it's all the way kids involved why you do that different white people only only only me and my boys
[01:01:49] My brothers kept it real. Yeah, you know my a good move that my brother used to do
[01:01:55] He is he does a great black guy impression actually and one time during a snowstorm at frostberg
[01:02:01] He just had his face completely covered and he was like you're just dropping and bombs and he was like
[01:02:08] Just like that and then he just takes his mask off and it's like the big reveal all his friends like oh, it's Nick
[01:02:14] Yeah, they're all cool with it. That's a fun move to do. Yeah to say bad words
[01:02:17] I was I was saying I would wait a hint this guy's sorry. Oh, I
[01:02:22] Know used to live with this dude Chris who is this giant this retarded giant
[01:02:27] You've mentioned him to Jersey and like we went over there apart was on this guy was like seven feet tall
[01:02:32] They're the ones that cucked someone that yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:02:35] But he's on the couch and we went over there in Hampton was with us and Hampton had never met him before
[01:02:42] We walk in and we had like a bag for McDonald's or whatever we went to McDonald's
[01:02:46] And so Chris is on the couch and he's like oh y'all niggas went to McDonald's
[01:02:52] Without knowing who he is is just like I don't know where niggas
[01:03:09] All of us are white none of us are even close to be right here
[01:03:13] You're not even really like a wigger. You're just like a fucking Mountain Dew guy, right?
[01:03:19] To say the answer yeah, yeah, he was like a fucking like you know late 90s extreme
[01:03:26] Right, you know BMX blockbuster type. Oh, what's up with those guys?
[01:03:34] And Dundalk they're still doing it. Yeah, but the Dundalk guys don't have the optimism that those guys
[01:03:39] They're well, they're not doing they're not actually doing the sports. You know with squires Plaza remember squires
[01:03:46] Restaurant. Yeah, it's just a nail salon and an elixir store, but they call it a plaza
[01:03:50] Hey, I heard mr. V the other day talking to this guy and he's guy. That's like like guy any almost basically homeless like yeah
[01:03:59] Potentially schizophrenic guy and he's like you know, I'm saying man would like Trump these days
[01:04:05] They gonna take you and they're gonna kick you out of this country. That's why you need a thousand dollars on you at all
[01:04:13] When Trump comes you gonna need that thousand dollars cash
[01:04:17] He thinks that like you can get out of being deported with a thousand dollars
[01:04:20] She's like but don't worry be able to check it out
[01:04:21] I would love to see this guy and he's got get brought up on federal bribery charges
[01:04:29] It's like check it out check it out check it out if they catch you and they kick you out
[01:04:35] I'm gonna need you to give me a call. I'm gonna give you my number. I get you on a boat back into this country
[01:04:41] Really? Yeah, whoa, that's like claiming that he's got the plug on my
[01:04:52] He rules dude, I just listen to him all day long. Just talk absolute nonsense
[01:04:57] It's like it's like Confederacy have done. I mean, it's just like I don't know that yeah
[01:05:01] It's like the Adam's Adam's worse than the code switching hipsters. He's the guy that
[01:05:07] Snickers at a minority who's lived in the neighborhood. No, he sits outside and eavesdrops on everything
[01:05:14] This Puerto Rican man says so you can mock him later. I don't mock him dude. I I just yeah
[01:05:20] I do think he's very funny. Yeah, yeah for a fact
[01:05:22] I will pretend for a second, but I'm not laughing with him
[01:05:28] He would respond real well if you told him I've been laughing at all the things you said on my podcast
[01:05:35] Oh, first of all, he does not know what a podcast is right exactly so I don't think he's capable
[01:05:40] Just admit that you're sort of racistly laughing at this guy. Yeah, no like a yeah
[01:05:45] Just take credit. I mean is he racistly laughing he's just laughing cuz he's dumb as shit cuz he's dumb
[01:05:50] Yeah, it's like an old dumb guy and he can but it's also the fact that he sort of commands like this power and
[01:05:56] Yeah, he has like a tremendous amount of respect that he doesn't deserve right that he's he's well
[01:06:01] He doesn't deserve and then he imparts a bunch of knowledge that's that's wrong in such a confident way
[01:06:07] And yeah, that's like a that's a comedic stereotype someone
[01:06:11] Confidently saying I don't think that's wrong Adam. Do you have some repressed negative?
[01:06:15] Feelings towards someone who confidently says a lot of wrong things maybe do you think I never said anything wrong
[01:06:21] I said shit confidently what I said. Did I say you? Yeah, you're like I said I didn't I said someone
[01:06:28] Yeah, is it funny that he's Puerto Rican and that he's like has that New York accent and he has like what?
[01:06:34] Oh, is that a New York accent that you're doing? Yeah, he has like a Bronx accent and he's like oh a Bronx accent
[01:06:39] That's a distinct type of accent a very uptown
[01:06:42] And he's got a and he's like has a raspy voice. Yeah, that makes it funny, but you really are digging this whole deepest
[01:06:52] I said he's stupid we could have moved on I made the joke about Nick
[01:07:05] I know that I done I don't I do know that
[01:07:14] Let's cool. You went on a fucking went to a brace
[01:07:21] Did you like I've been to a temple and like I guess almost two years
[01:07:26] We have to go to Tampa. I thought they bring the barre
[01:07:28] At the temple they have all this like Jewish art around it's like disgusting. It's like what's Jewish art
[01:07:34] There is this a Seinfeld just like paintings of like people in the Holocaust like old rabbis and shit
[01:07:41] Damn, there was one painting that was like one of the saddest things
[01:07:44] It was just like four kids like that looked like like sort of it was like sort of impressionistic
[01:07:51] But you could see these like Jewish art is an iPhone video of a baby getting the tip of his
[01:07:57] Said to have a nigila. Yeah, it was called to a man saying please stop recording
[01:08:06] It was called hope there was just these four sad kids that look like in the Holocaust nice
[01:08:11] Like why do you have this up on the walls?
[01:08:14] I love the Holocaust prison uniforms. They're very like cartoony prison
[01:08:19] The prison was very like seersuckery the black black like stripe they look like like you know like
[01:08:26] Yeah, why are they the stripe burglar or the cookie crisp guy, but you know no they do straight up like the cookie crisp guy
[01:08:35] Why is it stripes wouldn't it be more economical to do one solid color? Yeah? Well, that's what they do it now
[01:08:41] Hmm. I guess the stripes. I guess the stripes because if they run away, it's very easy to spot. Uh-huh. That makes sense
[01:08:47] That makes sense. Well, you know what maybe the Nazis were on to something well
[01:08:56] Lasers that's them. No, it's not you know lasers was not invented by the gas all types of gas dabbing dabbing
[01:09:04] That's Hillary Clinton who dubs that dabbing yep kneeling for the national anthem here's is the laptops invented by the Nazis
[01:09:12] Yep, yep, they done came up with laptops any specific company
[01:09:27] Germany that's why series automatically in German. Yeah, you have to set it to English. Yeah, right
[01:09:40] Fucking three funny it is funny that combo around so long they like fought Nazis and shit
[01:09:45] Yeah, like the convicts were around now. Do you think they'd have like I mean, I guess they are around now. What the fuck
[01:09:54] Was there ever like the Superman or fight Osama?
[01:10:00] Dude is he yeah, who's an alien all the Superman? Yeah, but he's like an alien that's like, you know
[01:10:07] But he's got he's like a tenesh to suza type of alien
[01:10:12] He's like I came to this country and because my planet was shit and
[01:10:17] So now I'm gonna be the most right wing. Yeah, I'm tired of all the call centers and Krypton
[01:10:22] Yeah, I don't know if you see I left Krypton because it fucking was about to be destroyed by bad policy
[01:10:28] And I came to America and if there's one thing I could do is Superman
[01:10:33] It's use my laser vision to stop gay weddings
[01:10:39] Vision to see into a man's heart and see if he's a homosexual and then use my strength to prevent him from getting married
[01:10:45] You can tell by the heart by heart x-rays or someone's gay. Yeah. Yeah, Superman can whoa
[01:10:50] Do you don't have to explain his powers you're looking to
[01:10:53] Soul yeah, who's asked do we ever see cuz Clark Kent's supposed to be a journalist, right? Right? Yeah, this is like cover story
[01:11:05] It's just him getting drunk with like dumb vice-brought. Yeah, yeah Clark Kent now is just fucking
[01:11:17] You're like you're finally awaited to feed you and it's like jokes on you Lex Luthor. I've got a suit now that protects me from Kryptonite
[01:11:24] He's like oh no, I just found some girl works it broadly. That's gonna accuse you of rape
[01:11:32] What but I won't be able to pay my rent I actually found a tweet where you say chink
[01:11:38] Tweets from 2012 you fucking said we was cool
[01:11:43] You called a culture queen yeah, it's a game culture was a goddess
[01:11:54] Fuck dude. Yeah, that was people are really paying attention to that
[01:11:58] I guess cuz it was like what that guy that's a milo article. Yeah. Well, it's a lot of sexual harassment happening too
[01:12:05] Yeah, Harvey Harvey asking ladies to beat off and shit
[01:12:09] Dude, I'm really sorry Harvey fine steam, you know that man said what a fucking
[01:12:20] Imagine wanting to fuck that guy what a awful looking piece
[01:12:24] I was wanting to do a thing where like you go around Chinatown
[01:12:27] You find hot women on the street, but they'd have to be in the vicinity of an old Chinese man
[01:12:32] And you like rolled on the window you're like damn baby
[01:12:35] Why don't you let me lick up in that ass, you know, and then she turns and she gets upset and she's like excuse me
[01:12:40] You're like bitch. I wasn't talking to you off talking to him
[01:12:48] And then that's like it's like a you know like a man on the street sort of comedy. Yes
[01:12:53] Women think you're sexually harassing them, but you're actually sexually harassing an immigrant old Chinese men don't know any better
[01:12:59] Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a fun bit to me. You'd probably like it. Yeah, go away
[01:13:08] Come on, baby. Let me see them cheeks with that little Chinese mouth do
[01:13:14] Damn, I want why don't you why don't you take that little ditty Kong hat over here?
[01:13:20] So you can squat and spit on right here. Yeah, I got a whole bag of fish heads for that
[01:13:25] Damn, why don't you spit right down my dick hole?
[01:13:30] You know put that fucking I got a bunch of garbage with plastic
[01:13:34] What's your what you come over here put that disgusting irradiated imported cigarette out
[01:13:40] Maybe fucking Chernobyl tobacco with a six inch ash
[01:13:44] Yeah, how do they keep the ashes so long on the signal keep it all in their face?