Cum Town | Premium | 10/15/2017
[00:00:00] Okay, folks, this is a premium episode number.
[00:00:12] I think first and foremost, we need to just get right down to it and address the biggest
[00:00:18] I would like to make a formal apology to everybody for the sound being messed up on the last
[00:00:27] This is my best, meaning I took a look at it for two or three seconds and I couldn't figure
[00:00:37] Well, I think the problem was everyone who was mad about it, I was actually recording from
[00:00:47] Because it's really hollow and cavernous.
[00:00:49] So, well, that would make it sound better.
[00:00:54] You don't know anything about pussy flesh.
[00:00:56] Either you don't know anything about acoustics or you don't know anything about pussy.
[00:01:02] I just grabbed Nick by the fucking collar and threatened him by the way, guys.
[00:01:15] I'm wearing a neck all the way down to the fourth button.
[00:01:22] They're like, do you always come to job interviews with your shirt on button like that?
[00:01:26] He lifts his bottom half of his face up.
[00:01:31] I thought you had your shirt completely open.
[00:01:33] I didn't realize you had a 36 inch neck.
[00:01:50] No, I do want to make a formal apologetic statement.
[00:01:57] From my role as community organizer of comtown.
[00:02:05] I was the head of the Black People Committee.
[00:02:08] The retarded Black People Committee, which is the most sensitive of all of comtown's
[00:02:17] We get together once a week and my job is to bring napkins and Mountain Dew code red.
[00:02:23] And that's what being an activist is you put all your energy into making sure you bring
[00:02:29] the right kind of snacks and everybody does their share folding up the picnic tables at
[00:02:35] Well, you will also be doing training, correct?
[00:02:44] I looked up, actually, believe it or not, and I only did a profound research, but there
[00:02:46] is not a single offering of anti-racist training in New York City.
[00:02:53] What's important, guys, is that we spent $800 on this one.
[00:02:58] All I said was that I was going to train it.
[00:03:00] Didn't say what kind of training it would be.
[00:03:07] And I requested specifically a woman instructor to do tandem.
[00:03:10] She could feel her titties on your back?
[00:03:16] I want to feel the warmth of her pussy.
[00:03:25] I'm doing this because I said not cool things about Bill Cosby.
[00:03:33] I just want to say for the record, the official come-down stance is that Bill Cosby is good.
[00:03:39] Actually, the official come-down stance is like with your legs real wide open and your
[00:03:46] Your hat kind of skewed and you're looking over your sunglasses.
[00:03:48] That's the official come-down stance on everything.
[00:03:51] I want to publicly commend the DSA for protecting Bill Cosby from Rude Joe.
[00:04:00] He should still have his Hollywood star.
[00:04:03] I think that it's pretty clear that the DSA has firmly aligned themselves with someone
[00:04:10] who has never convicted of 40 rapes ever heard of fucking...
[00:04:13] Well, to be fair, you've got to think about all the people that that joke hurt, which
[00:04:17] is all the people that already disliked the people in the photo.
[00:04:22] It was a weird coincidence that all of the people that were affected by that joke somehow already
[00:04:32] What they were offended was just looking at the faces of people who were more successful
[00:04:35] That was the actually offensive problem with that photo.
[00:04:41] None of those people want us coming to their defense.
[00:04:48] But we're all allowed to say what everyone would have said.
[00:04:53] We're never going to apologize for anything.
[00:04:54] No, everyone's allowed to say whatever the fuck they want.
[00:04:57] That was the thing that bothered me the most is I don't like defenses of the show where
[00:05:00] they say, oh, well, they're comedians, so they get a different set of rules to work with.
[00:05:05] And it's like, no, I shouldn't get a pass just because I paid lots and lots of money to
[00:05:19] It shouldn't be that you're joking in some kind of professional-
[00:05:25] Yeah, where there's some authority to your joking-ness.
[00:05:31] Which is the way that adults behaved until like four years ago.
[00:05:42] He sucked off a lot of people and broke up a lot of marriage.
[00:05:48] And then I had to go to anti-oppression training where I met my second wife, Ariel
[00:05:53] When I was like a younger comic, I was like totally in the, you know, why would you be
[00:06:00] Just like, you know, don't be offended by shit.
[00:06:03] And then I sort of backed off from that because it's like, well, you know, people can respond
[00:06:10] You can't tell someone not to be offended.
[00:06:12] And you should be open to at least good faith criticism.
[00:06:15] But more and more, it's like, nope, I was right.
[00:06:19] It's people leveraging false outrage to shit on everything.
[00:06:24] I mean, but I do think, yeah, I mean, this is fucking, we, everyone said this a million
[00:06:28] There's free speech, but there's also consequences for free speech.
[00:06:33] If you're using specifically the term consequence.
[00:06:36] What I'm saying is you can't just say what I'm fucking want in a vacuum.
[00:06:38] That's the kind of, that's the kind of bullshit that-
[00:06:40] You can't just fucking run your mouth in public, insult people and just shit not happen to
[00:06:48] There's no protection over someone kicking your ass if you're like, hey, you're a fucking
[00:06:51] bitch, fucking fucking fucking fucking shit.
[00:06:58] But what I'm saying is some, the shit can happen.
[00:07:02] You can say things and there can be consequences.
[00:07:07] I'm like fucking tapping into somebody's car.
[00:07:10] They might pull a gun out and shoot you in the face.
[00:07:16] But to embrace like this- But what you're saying is correct.
[00:07:21] What I don't like is that freedom from speech, it doesn't equal freedom from consequences.
[00:07:26] It's specifically a rhetoric that's used to argue against people that were at one point
[00:07:33] free speech advocates, I'd say, who eventually became all right guys or whatever.
[00:07:40] But there's really nobody that's just like, no, I really believe in freedom of speech
[00:07:47] And it's because of that stupid web comic line of free speech doesn't mean freedom from
[00:07:54] consequences, which is eerily similar to an edi amine quote, by the way.
[00:08:03] No, he said something like, I can guarantee you freedom of speech.
[00:08:07] I can't guarantee you safety afterwards.
[00:08:12] I mean, all I'm saying is like, but I do have a problem with the people that get offended
[00:08:17] That's what I'm saying is like, it's not, it's an into innocuous shit and it becomes
[00:08:24] Like, you know, you're trying to show how fucking cool you are.
[00:08:27] Look, if you're trying to leverage it for something else, you don't actually give a
[00:08:31] If rape jokes normalize rape, which I don't believe that they do, then why isn't it that
[00:08:37] fucking making comments about how freedom of speech or joking about how, you know, freedom
[00:08:42] of speech isn't really necessary or it's mostly a bullshit argument used by people that
[00:08:46] are racist or sexist or whatever to defend their ideas.
[00:08:50] How does that not normalize an attack on free speech or devalue the importance of free
[00:09:00] I mean, I, I wouldn't even, yeah, I agree with the question.
[00:09:05] The main problem is, is that it was sexual assault week.
[00:09:10] I guess what I'm saying is I agree with you.
[00:09:12] I don't subscribe to the Discovery Channel.
[00:09:19] Yeah, Michael Phelps is going to race a rapist.
[00:09:22] Michael Phelps is going to raise a guy getting chased by a rapist.
[00:09:26] We're going around pulling women's skirts down on the Discovery Channel.
[00:09:32] I guess what my, where I was coming out from is just like, like, yes, there's protections
[00:09:38] from, you know, getting your asking or whatever.
[00:09:40] But if someone keeps talking shit at some point, personally, if something offensive or
[00:09:46] something makes me mad, I will act on it and then I will face whatever consequences I get
[00:09:53] I mean, it's not like I'm not saying you should be able to, I mean, not that you should, like
[00:09:58] some guy got a shit split for dropping and bombs on a train, right?
[00:10:02] That's, that's, and by the way, it's just something that's going to happen.
[00:10:06] You get to be expected to be protected from everything.
[00:10:09] But like the, the idea or not the idea, but these like constant arguments against free
[00:10:16] speech or sort of like a weasily way of saying like, it's not really that important eventually
[00:10:22] leads to right saying that we should get rid of free speech.
[00:10:26] And that's that I see saying that is the way that it feels like it's headed.
[00:10:30] No, but I mean, you were mentioning earlier, the ACLU is 200, like 200 employees, the ACLU.
[00:10:35] Yeah, that's why I'm saying that they wouldn't defend Nazis in an ideal, which is like insane.
[00:10:40] Yeah, you should be able to say whatever the fuck you want.
[00:10:42] That's not like that's for them to say that we won't protect civil liberties.
[00:10:50] Yeah, I mean, like everyone in school learns about Skokie, Illinois in the 70s and like,
[00:10:54] that's like what you learn about when you learn about the First Amendment, how the ACLU like
[00:10:58] Jewish lawyers on the ACLU defended the Nazis.
[00:11:06] Rappers just say like it's a point of pride to say that they have Jewish lawyers now.
[00:11:13] Also, I just want to like, that's like a, that's like a, that's from like a mob thing,
[00:11:20] I'm just going to take a look at this Jim contract.
[00:11:23] I mean, make sure I'm not getting fucked over on my annual rates.
[00:11:30] Talies are like fucking, you know, guys that work in a bank that talk like, yeah, you
[00:11:36] know, like they talk like they're fucking mobsters.
[00:11:38] They're like, oh, I could take that deposit for you.
[00:11:40] What, you mean they have a New York accent?
[00:11:42] No, but like they, they make everything seem like it's fucking, they act like mobsters.
[00:11:49] You know what the fuck I'm talking about?
[00:11:52] Guys, you talk like they're in the mob, pretend they're in the mob.
[00:11:55] They're like, yeah, I'll take that deposit.
[00:11:57] But you know, one day I will ask you for a favor.
[00:12:02] I think you shouldn't be able to speak that way.
[00:12:06] That's the freedom of speech that I don't agree with.
[00:12:10] If you're an accent, you're going to get one.
[00:12:12] Oh, let's say whatever you want, but in the accents that I want in the, in the, exactly.
[00:12:20] High pitched, just kind of funny, but not, not explicitly gay, but sort of gay.
[00:12:29] The only place that whole conversation should end is like, don't stop apologizing for shit.
[00:12:39] If you're going to make like, if there's off color jokes you would make in private or
[00:12:43] behind closed doors, I'm not saying like go on Twitter and say things that you're going
[00:12:47] to get, your employer might see that would get you fired, but don't be a fucking hypocrite.
[00:12:52] Don't have, don't have one life where you're a, a woke activist person and then another
[00:12:59] where you're secretly snickering at the fucking rape jokes or whatever.
[00:13:03] Because it doesn't, that just makes you a fraud.
[00:13:05] I mean, you're not, you're not navigating your different social circles or whatever.
[00:13:21] Another point that I was saying earlier is that you wanted to fucking.
[00:13:28] It was on his Wikipedia fucking 30 Rock made a joke about it in like 2012.
[00:13:34] He had a fucking bit on one of his comedy albums about the British fly.
[00:13:39] There was like several scenes where Janice Dickinson just had his come on her face.
[00:13:43] She would walk on the set with Bill Cosby's combo.
[00:13:49] But it took people like Janice, this isn't the Elliot's come scene.
[00:13:55] And then people are like, what's going on?
[00:13:58] They're like, oh, Janice is raped by Bill Cosby.
[00:14:01] But honestly, then they, and then they would just shoot the scene.
[00:14:05] And then David Spade smirked and they came right.
[00:14:07] That's where the title of the show came from.
[00:14:08] She'd be like, if somebody would go call the police and they're like, no, and she's
[00:14:21] Scott Ockerman has a scene in that show where he's just like, it's so fucking funny.
[00:14:25] He's wearing like these weird yellow glasses.
[00:14:34] Anyway, the whole Cosby thing started with a comedian making a Cosby joke.
[00:14:43] We're the most important people in all of society.
[00:14:48] Every time you hear someone got raped, you gotta make fun of them.
[00:14:52] And then you know that the district attorney is going to press charges.
[00:14:56] They're going to sweep that out of the road.
[00:14:59] That's why Nick's marriage of Brock Turner jokes really brought him to justice.
[00:15:06] That's the rare time that the way you actually say it is gay.
[00:15:14] You usually make things sound like the way barrage is normally.
[00:15:18] Barrage sounds like the son of a Republican politician.
[00:15:23] One of Sarah Palin's daughters with Charlie's.
[00:15:34] You think more, I don't think any Mormon fucks good.
[00:15:39] I think they fuck furiously because they're the moms like I grew up a lot around.
[00:15:43] They all got either huge dicks or really tight pussies.
[00:15:50] This is too much sexual friction going on.
[00:15:53] Oh, you know what the magic underwear is?
[00:15:56] Is that thing Kam girls put in their pussies that someone controls?
[00:16:07] So if you give him 25 tokens, it's going to go for 30 seconds.
[00:16:12] No, I'm chiefly concerned with getting more token trouble.
[00:16:18] I've been turning Barrage's ass out on Chatter Bay for about a year.
[00:16:22] I've been putting that boy pussy on the stroll.
[00:16:26] My son Barrage has been masturbating on Camry's seat.
[00:16:35] No, I got his extracurriculars up so he can get into Brown.
[00:16:41] I can't see them trying different positions.
[00:16:44] No, no, but I was around a lot of Mormon moms because I had Mormon friends growing up.
[00:16:47] And the moms had a sexual energy about that.
[00:16:51] Like a palatable sexual energy about that.
[00:16:55] I think that they sort of, I think the men might get incucked.
[00:16:58] I mean, they think that they're going to inherit a planet when they die.
[00:17:04] Do you get an extra special little planet?
[00:17:10] Woo, you fucking knock on my door, bitch.
[00:17:15] I'm just sitting by the window with the knock-
[00:17:17] Yours waiting for the Joe's witnesses of a bed-styed.
[00:17:23] Just black ladies and people like women.
[00:18:04] Who is the last person the federal government killed Nalvel?
[00:18:24] And Cedric had a bit about how he's like-
[00:18:30] That was the big moment for Anthony Cúmea.
[00:18:32] You're listening to the I told you so show
[00:18:40] It's just in and black crime I've never been I think I've like looked at Breitbart maybe twice
[00:18:50] Because I came up with that whole newsy thing and the Newsy Milo Association says like I didn't know he was
[00:18:56] racist or whatever and they're like yeah, he wrote for the black crime section
[00:19:05] It's just like so redundant just I mean that's a perfect that's good. Yes. Yes
[00:19:11] That guy's a pretty simple what or it wasn't even an apology
[00:19:14] But for the you know the video where he's singing America the beautiful and then Richard Spencer
[00:19:20] You go on Breitbart you click on the black black crime section and it's like a guy putting mayonnaise on fried
[00:19:29] You know it sounds delicious, they're like not talking in a movie theater. Uh-huh there we go. Yeah, there's something there creasing your Jordan's
[00:19:44] Well, man crease to John. That's how he talks
[00:19:48] Yeah, why does that guy wear 12 collars? He wears collars very in the double-puck down
[00:19:55] Yeah as undershirts got a neck like I think it's kind of not a bad look dude
[00:19:59] You don't think it's a bed. I think it's kind of not a bad style sort of like a like a guy that like a works on
[00:20:05] How's it look stupid in Cape Cod, you know you say you think he's like still sort of he's like a kind of like upper-class
[00:20:13] Wasp, but he's still like he's come from a lot of work in class. I mean Steve Bannon sucks in every other aspect. Yeah
[00:20:19] Yeah, so you heard here. Yeah Adam loves the man. I like a style
[00:20:25] I'm not saying his body or his face. Oh, it's really I look at pictures of him and you can hear his nose
[00:20:40] Fuck but that got wasn't gonna say oh the black crime shit
[00:20:44] There's a hilarious opian Anthony clip where it's like oh, I bet Patrice is making Patrice is making the
[00:20:49] Argument that like there's no black serial killers. It's all like white people
[00:20:56] Some may not storm from but just like some like basically some black crime thing and just reads off lists
[00:21:03] of black serial killers and like Patrice is just like has to answer for it
[00:21:08] It's it's a great. It's a great bit of radio much better than this good. Go listen to that guys good answer for that Patrice
[00:21:14] Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, that's you know the implication hell according to stuff
[00:21:18] Yeah, don't try and spin this on because you like Bannon bitch. I love you love Steve Bannon
[00:21:24] Yeah, that's that's my new thing Steve Bannon more like Steve there is as I left because his cum tastes like yogurt
[00:21:30] I was that's so weird. I was about to say the exact same thing
[00:21:33] And I'm about to say how about Steve Dan
[00:21:39] Whoo whoo man, they're doing well that's that's that's my hot stock tip by the way is the Dan and yogurt company
[00:21:46] They're doing well shit sucks. I thought Greek shit is like I am
[00:21:54] Look here's the thing does Dan and with all with all food shit every food thing is a fad because ultimately you you're here
[00:22:01] To die so anything you eat is gonna be bad for you in some way so Greek yogurt was hot for a couple years
[00:22:07] We're gonna find out Greek yogurt actually not that good. They've been doing with eggs for the last 40 years
[00:22:13] We're good eggs are bad eggs are good eggs are bad eggs are good eggs are good now
[00:22:18] They were bad five years ago. They're always good. No milk is either. Yes, you're all milk is on a five-year cycle
[00:22:24] Milk is bad now. Oh, it's bad. No, it's bad. No, but yogurt's good
[00:22:28] Yogurt's great yogurt's hot for a little bit
[00:22:31] But I'm telling you Dan is gonna make a comeback
[00:22:33] That is that runner knee watery fucking bullshit. The easiest yogurt you're gonna find goger two years. No, fuck goger man
[00:22:51] Fockets your pockets or fill with terrible yoga solutions
[00:22:59] The shit tastes fucked up. It's not thick enough. That's my it my chief problem with most yogurts
[00:23:04] That's why Greek yogurt is the best fire forever. I'm a yoke play boy. Oh
[00:23:10] Yo, I love my your play. Yeah, your play radio favorite. My favorite yogurt is your play
[00:23:20] He's actually he's actually one of the DJs are your play
[00:23:27] They only talk about yogurt. We seems like it'll be stupid, but it's pretty cool man
[00:23:32] That guy buddy loves yogurt. I love it Dean baby. Oh
[00:23:38] Dean see the lift driver playboy radio fuck dude. I got half off on my lifts right now, dude
[00:23:44] Yeah, why you got half off on a regular sister's really yeah, she got half off uber for like a month
[00:23:50] Did you take like $2 uber did you get raped those like slave?
[00:23:54] Yeah, that's the settlement for getting
[00:24:03] Here your driver a boobah car raped you here's 50% off your next three rides
[00:24:12] I guess I do need to go to the draft house tonight to see Wonder Woman
[00:24:17] My uber driver I took a call from someone named Baloo yesterday. Oh, yeah, the bear
[00:24:24] Now wait hold on important distinction jungle book blue or tailspin blue
[00:24:28] I would guess it was jungle book damn tail spin blues much cooler. He's got a hat
[00:24:34] Wow, they really fucking they really clean that motherfucker up. They really assimilated. Yeah, blue really fucking left his people in his culture behind
[00:24:41] Yeah, no, I mean he was like some African ass bear that lived in the jungle for some reason
[00:24:46] They don't have bears in the jungle. No, they don't. That's like a forest thing. Yeah, and then he became proud
[00:24:54] Pilot pilot what's the what's the fucking I think it was a divorce that got the pilots license
[00:25:00] That's kind of a post divorce. Oh, yeah, you so you think you think tailspin Baloo is like mid-life crisis. Yeah
[00:25:06] They're fucking he's wearing Hawaiian shirts. That's true and it's probably getting sucked off by otters like cute little
[00:25:12] Rebecca dude sexy ass Rebecca Rebecca Rebecca
[00:25:19] The company that Baloo works for you. I'm at the Google image Rebecca Rebecca's or here
[00:25:25] He's putting the paws his girl boss did he puts that little
[00:25:31] Bear penis is a no one his ass is what he fucks her. That's a bear cock
[00:25:36] What do you think is the tail? It's actually the bear guy. Have you ever seen a video of bears having sex?
[00:25:41] No, I'm not just exclusively people not people not people. I'm watching bear force one videos. Oh shit Rebecca was sexy
[00:25:53] She didn't even really look like a bear. She got like she had like hair and shit
[00:25:56] She was shaping yeah, that's that's the thing that bears don't have his head people hair you dumb motherfucker head hair
[00:26:04] That doesn't look like a bear me. It's got hair on it. She got like a fucking a fucking you know hair down to her shoulders and shit
[00:26:15] Let's see what Baloo. Oh damn now. I'm coming on some hand type versions. She's got big SD
[00:26:20] Yeah popping out the blouse. Well, there's a bunch of them where Baloo is fucking the little boy bear. What's that bear cup?
[00:26:26] I don't know what his name is Adam. Oh, yeah with the backwards hat. Yeah, it's got yeah, it's kind of fuck
[00:26:31] I don't know if that's a boy or a girl. It's a boy. There's a girl one with a bow
[00:26:36] Okay, okay, you seem to really know a lot about just looking at a picture of it right now
[00:26:41] Should I be balloon tailspin for Halloween? Yeah, Adam you can be Rebecca. I'm gonna be costing 10
[00:26:47] Who's costing 10 the gay tiger? That's the hell yeah, dude. We got a Halloween costumes going
[00:26:52] I'll be balloon costing 10 as a cool mustache. Are we gonna do a three?
[00:26:56] Let's do let's do what we just talked about you can be the gay little bear. I don't care
[00:27:00] You be Rebecca the gay little bear. What if I'm gonna be balloon
[00:27:04] What if you go as Caitlyn I go as Bruce and Nick goes as the only great costume for you stop
[00:27:10] Yeah, if you made your head diglet in your body snorlax
[00:27:17] Seems like a lot dude. Yeah, but that's what you look like I could be I could be snorlax Kirby
[00:27:22] I can't just be snorlax. You gotta throw that extra burn on top of storm legs
[00:27:29] I'm about to dig my cock in your eyes jiggly puffs
[00:27:38] That was fun dude singing that all the time jiggly wait
[00:27:42] Oh, Clefairy could all Pokemon only say their name that was like the only thing they could do or some of them
[00:27:47] Yeah, let's get straight up talk. Yeah, and he was like from Jersey. Yeah, yeah
[00:27:53] Where are we gonna get this fucking edge faggy
[00:28:03] What are you gonna give up the cheeks you fuck what was the girl's name in team rocket?
[00:28:13] Rebecca O'Neill from from the ninja team rocket were the bad guys. Yeah, there's the gay guy with purple hair
[00:28:18] And the sexy bitch with red hair and then Brock turn. Yep, Brock. Yep
[00:28:26] Don't know. Yeah, I forget I forget the bad guys his names. It was team rocket
[00:28:31] Yeah, but I don't remember their names Jesse was one I think was the guy or maybe the girl was Jesse Jesse and then
[00:28:38] Joyce Jesse Joyce the kid or both cowards
[00:28:54] Did Joey ever fucking that in that show the jessie put it down with sex. Yes
[00:29:01] Episode where Michelle walks in the room while he's fucking a woman doing Daffy Duck boys
[00:29:15] That's good that's more meatwad then I'm gay I'm gay
[00:29:45] I do Carl bitch do it. No, no go ahead do it
[00:29:54] Tell me what I got to interrupt this this joke that's happening the worst
[00:30:07] It's almost is a good is my horny Goku. Yeah, whoa, I'm horny
[00:30:16] For any good horny Goku, huh-huh I can do Mickey Mouse. Oh, I'm gay. Oh, I'm gay. Oh boy
[00:30:32] Greatest comedy the world 100% going on Napster download and Donald Donald. I'm dancing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
[00:30:40] Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a classic vid. Yeah, I remember I just said I would laugh at that and go damn
[00:30:49] Was that you would come one. Yeah, I remember I had no idea. Wow imagine this when I was 11
[00:30:56] Can you imagine a world where I had never heard that?
[00:30:59] I heard my dad because there was no clear delineation between his head and his torso
[00:31:04] It was just fatly melted into his body and someone said I heard it was my dad talking about Monica Lewinsky
[00:31:12] Oh really? Yeah, he was at a dinner party and he was drunk and he was like he got hit from a fat Jewish girl
[00:31:19] Just a point of pride your father. So what it has nothing to do with his we've all been there
[00:31:24] We've all gotten head from a fit Jewish girl out of our outside of our marriage. That's you see if you became a country
[00:31:31] So it was even given head to fat Jewish mean, that's here. We get into the country
[00:31:39] Adam nobody cares what you can do. I love to write
[00:31:54] James Brown Carl doesn't even make that noise
[00:32:00] Yeah, it's funny that you said that cuz you're you're a freaking idiot there. There we go. Damn
[00:32:05] No warm up off the bench shooting pull up 40 footers on your ass, dude. How does that feel?
[00:32:16] Fucking no, it's too low. Oh, yeah. Hey, go ahead. You show them how it's fucking done. Tell me a line
[00:32:22] No, okay, remember do it do it yourself. Yeah, do what Nick just did
[00:32:33] I'm not a diva with a little ass cock. I call it Nick. You got a little bit of
[00:32:42] My new defense so what is really fun to say when someone burns you
[00:32:47] I love that Simpsons episode where I'm gonna start doing that where Jimbo is like oh
[00:32:54] Nice pajamas did your mommy buy them for you and Bart's like, yeah, who else would?
[00:33:03] That's had to the Simpsons. Yeah, yo if you if y'all ain't heard of the Simpsons
[00:33:08] You got to check that shit out coming through the fire records in this episode. Oh, yeah Scott ockerman's one scene
[00:33:14] That racist part of one of the many racist hilarious parts of Opian Anthony that one scene
[00:33:20] That Nausewald in King of Queens where he doesn't move. Have you seen that one? Yeah, we're not acting
[00:33:26] Yeah, he's just like he's just in the background the entire scene just standing completely still
[00:33:31] It's pretty funny. There's a fun episode of King and Queen since we're talking about this where a woman thinks
[00:33:36] He's literally a lesbian people were asking if that was like deliberate or whatever that he's doing it
[00:33:40] And I feel like if you're not in a scene, you don't have any lines. It's probably very easy to just sort of zone out
[00:33:45] Yeah, oh yeah, forget that you're being filmed
[00:33:48] He's probably doing a bit and then when they edited it they were like oh fuck and they just left it in
[00:33:53] Three company episodes where you can see John Ritter's balls. Can you? Yeah, awesome
[00:33:58] And the editor just like fucked up and left that in apparently the old guy in that show would fuck all the young actresses
[00:34:04] Because it was a nice guy. I'm like that what I'm like an old guy that fucks you take advantage of Hollywood Starless. Yes
[00:34:15] It's rape week like more like Harvey Wine Steez
[00:34:22] Steez is like what's that your Steez style like style? Oh, that's my Steez
[00:34:28] Ah joke recent also. There's a there's a tea company called Steez T's and it's very tasty
[00:34:35] There's also T's another rack another rack T's T is great too. I don't fuck with T's T. Why I've never heard of it
[00:34:47] It's tea so was it just the wine scene thing or is it I guess Ben Affleck also
[00:34:52] I think Ben Affleck touched a but some butt cheeks or something. I don't know. I wasn't following was a group
[00:34:57] I mean, I'm sure he did something bad. He looks like he would yeah. Look at his face
[00:35:03] People are gonna get called out this week and then people care about something else next week. That's how it's gonna go
[00:35:09] There's gonna be a nice shooting Europe for I think we're probably here's my guess it's gonna be mass shooting rape mass shooting rape
[00:35:19] That's right. Well, he was never convicted
[00:35:22] He has a legend you know who is you know who is
[00:35:29] Guilty his Filipino girlfriend the real mastermind. I've been there for a little penis
[00:35:34] She was flipped. I think so it's cool that they spell their their
[00:35:38] Heritage with an F. Yeah, and the country with the pH. Yeah, that's that rules too much
[00:35:48] I L and then I'm done Phil you've already lost it's Philadelphia
[00:36:03] Just don't know how to say it right because you're from the wrong part of Philadelphia
[00:36:07] Fishtown, huh? Is that it? That's a part of it. We're in our other fisheries. It's part of Philly
[00:36:13] Center City in fishtown. There's the fucking I love any Liberty Bell any time of affiliate
[00:36:21] I love Joellen B. Go ahead any time of affiliate love going to the art museum and watching people do the rocky thing
[00:36:27] Yeah, especially when it's someone that like clearly lives there. They're Italian
[00:36:32] They're wearing the outfit. I love it. They're in terrible fucking shade. Of course. That's the only cardio
[00:36:37] They've heard of is the rocky stuff. Yeah, they want to exercise, but they're like man
[00:36:41] I the only thing you could do to exercise is chase a chicken eat raw eggs
[00:36:45] Yeah, would run up the fucking stairs. You're fucking you listen to jazz and your shitty wallpaper apartment
[00:36:54] That's how it was past the street. You know he lived on
[00:36:58] Rocky speaking of rape. He's a weird shit with Adrian. I used to know. I used to know this. Oh, yeah
[00:37:06] That's problematic. She's not comfortable at all. It's a fucked up relationship. She's sort of like retarded
[00:37:15] Polly makes it seem that way you guys want to go to LA next week next week. I can't do all right, but soon
[00:37:21] Oh, I just got some business out there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm putting a job out on that Korean guy
[00:37:34] No, I don't know I don't know if I'm gonna I have a year before I can dog let's go that be hilarious
[00:37:39] I'm saying let's go to LA for like a week or two do a show
[00:37:43] Fuck up that Korean guy eat Korean barbecue. Yeah, I want to go to Gala Getsa
[00:37:47] What's Gala gets? I don't know if I'm saying it right, but it's his fucking Mexican place
[00:37:52] It's the best Mexican food I've ever had where in LA
[00:38:00] God is a's got his ass. That's not a neighbor. Yo, let's go the last the last two weeks of February
[00:38:06] It's the bit. It's the widest neighborhood LA
[00:38:09] He was saying next week. I gotta go next week. You do have to I don't have to but I could it pick up some freelancing work
[00:38:19] Talk after the show I can't I talk on the show to fill time well my girlfriend's coming next week
[00:38:24] Like yeah, I have to work but she does have she does have flight insurance
[00:38:27] You get a refund well tell you what guys fans of the show find out Adams girlfriend
[00:38:34] That's what you were implying by mentioning your girlfriend on the show she's coming here from LA
[00:38:38] So maybe I'll just go there yeah, so figure out who she is you guys. You know, I can't go
[00:38:42] Why can't you go the show actually finally did get picked up people talking sports watch out for that if you're in New York
[00:38:49] Watch it. I'm at a Square Garden channel. Yeah, stop is on a public access show. Hey. Hey, whoa. Whoa regional sports
[00:38:57] Yeah cable. Thank you. Oh, it's oh great. You're watching sports ball on WNY. Whoa do not sport ball me bitch
[00:39:07] I loved I loved that sports ball was like a like a fun snarky thing to say with all these fucking idiots
[00:39:13] And then the tides turned on sports ball and the same exact people are like actually
[00:39:19] The sports it pisses me off dude. No, no a lot of fucking nerves
[00:39:23] Sports ball guy. Yeah, and all these fucking her sports ball wants to tell us about racism in this country
[00:39:29] It's so funny to be a fucking white supremacist and not in this and the fuck is the only thing about them
[00:39:34] That's sort of like they're like macho and like whatever you're a fucking bitch motherfucker
[00:39:38] And you don't agree with like and you don't like people of other races. I don't get it. That's my take. Yeah
[00:39:45] Yeah, you can't you can't you watch sports
[00:39:52] Laces points it was always fun to watch it before I fucking I love that gas
[00:39:56] I love your head. I love shit first of all is a great ad. Ask God. Yeah more like
[00:40:08] A sexy confident a sexy extremely cool guy
[00:40:20] Fuck Tommy guy named Tommy a sexy cockless other Tommy all day
[00:40:31] Well done, it's fucking weird anyway, look I don't I don't need to make points or think through the things
[00:40:36] I'm gonna say what I'm saying is fuck Richard Spencer
[00:40:41] Well, can't even get fucking sports right while we started this one with fuck the left now fuck the right
[00:40:47] I guess guess where come town comes out on the on top. That's right. Yeah, you think we're in the center
[00:40:55] On a balcony beating off on top of every day in the milanakis tweet where he was like just for the record fuck the right
[00:41:06] That's my favorite streaming on twitch good for him, dude
[00:41:09] He's that's the worst you want to talk about oppression imagine being a pubeless 46 year old. Yeah to live that
[00:41:16] This is cockwork probably I guarantee you it's like a pristine two inches. Oh, man
[00:41:22] That thing is he doesn't get he doesn't fuck you don't think I bet you he fucks
[00:41:27] Milanakis probably find some like oh, I'm sure he doesn't fuck good 15 year olds that he
[00:41:33] I'm not making any accusation. You just did allegedly allegedly
[00:41:38] Milanakis fucked 15 year olds according to adam Friedland imagine the igloo of a pussy
[00:41:43] That's made Andy Milanakis and Brandon more del escomo twins
[00:41:49] Imagine that woman some zany fucking twitter account
[00:41:54] Shaking while smoking a cigarette my dad used to beat me. I'm pretty popular on fine. So
[00:42:04] No, it's like the kind of girls that have septims and show their
[00:42:07] Show their ass is nothing wrong with septum. So the girls that you're into. Yeah, no all the girls you're fucking still
[00:42:13] Here the girls you go. No, literally. I was a crush. Tell me one second. I think I have a crush guys
[00:42:20] Yeah, no, he would say he had a girlfriend every time
[00:42:23] This is the only girl who's actually cool gods. They're actually his girlfriend crush. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah fucking bitch
[00:42:30] They were all tumblr bitches and you know it dude
[00:42:32] I didn't have sex with a single tumblr. It's fall and I am excited to fucking smoke pipe tobacco
[00:42:39] I got a pipe you can smoke pal. No, you don't. I wish you did. Yes. I do you're both dickless
[00:42:43] And you don't have an actual pipe both of us. We had cocks so you can smoke them
[00:42:47] He is both dickless. Oh, thank you and he doesn't have a pipe
[00:42:50] Thanks for sticking out for me, but you wish I did have a dick so you can suck it adam
[00:42:53] You got a dick. It's just jammed in your vagina and it's belongs to somebody else
[00:42:58] For the record Nick just admitted he wishes he could suck my dick
[00:43:05] Said I wish you did you're both dickless and have
[00:43:10] Would you and you could fuck yourself with a course you would shut up all day long
[00:43:14] That's just fucking what is even the fuck it's gay to fuck yourself. Yeah, not if it's in the pussy
[00:43:19] The ass is gay. Have you ever pussy? I've done that. I'm stuck my dick in my ass before
[00:43:24] That's never was done that. Yeah, that's some sixth grade stuff right there
[00:43:28] Yeah, and then my friends put their dicks in my ass and I know it's like yeah
[00:43:32] Yeah, you go discover what you do is you all your friends you get together and then one of you goes
[00:43:37] Pretzel time and then you make pretzels with your dicks nice you wrap all your dicks together
[00:43:43] You cover them in honey mustard sauce. Yeah, they come is the dipping sauce. Yep. Yep, and then you need a pee and you go to the bathroom
[00:43:54] Baa Brian's gay and then you see yeah, you fucking in the ass
[00:44:01] You put on auntie ons uniform and fucking with the ass fucking the humor peaks at age 12
[00:44:07] Doesn't like nothing will ever be as funny. Yeah, what's the thing with like you jack off on a cracker?
[00:44:12] They make them you make I mean, that's not the last the last but like why do you like boys like 11 year old?
[00:44:18] I don't think they do you're the one that had a bar mitzvah. You tell me yeah, yeah
[00:44:22] That's what the tour is that in yeah, that's what the tour is made out of it's just crackers
[00:44:29] That's that wall the weeping wall or whatever the fuck it's all wailing the wailing wall. It's all jizz and crackers. Yeah
[00:44:36] So wall that's like oh god. I'm a wall. Oh
[00:44:40] God, I hate being a wall so bad it hurts. I just want to sit down
[00:44:46] Well somebody please turn me into a chair
[00:45:07] Fuck dude what don't people put little notes in there? Yeah, what is there you put like a wish or something or like a letter to God
[00:45:14] It's because the concept of a thousand a found that you throw change in is absurd
[00:45:23] Out of the question that you would throw loose change into the first yeah the first person that suggested that got executed on site yeah
[00:45:32] Well, that's what happened to pal soon. It was like if they were like yeah
[00:45:36] Yeah, they were like they were all we're gonna go to war with you for 70 years
[00:45:39] They had that those machines those machines that turned pennies into like souvenirs
[00:45:48] The mere mention of those like the Holocaust
[00:45:50] I like one of those in Israel you put the penny in you turn the crank and then the penny just comes out exactly the same at the bottom and you're like oh
[00:46:16] What do you boys do the rest of this day, huh? I don't know I gotta get a haircut at 545
[00:46:34] Well you guys saw my pubes the other day yeah, you have a very vaginal pubes really what do you mean vaginal?
[00:46:40] I just don't trim your pubes a little bit little cocky my shit fucking I stopped
[00:46:46] I stopped trimming my pubes in like when I was like no trimming whatsoever now. I can't I can't do this shit
[00:46:53] I sweat so much and it's a fucking nasty I
[00:46:56] Smell the more you get your cock smells bigger it grows back. What's that true? You fucking idiot? Yes
[00:47:02] It is not true. Oh no my shit gets like so fucking sweaty and mad
[00:47:07] I hit I hit it with a fucking a little fucking
[00:47:10] I shave my head with I think that my pubes are kind of like my power you know your Samson my Samson
[00:47:17] And if I lose them also like if you shave your pubes
[00:47:24] Well the scissor cut I've fucked up a couple times doing that how so like I'll you cut your dick off
[00:47:30] What do you feel my tires? Yeah, it really has I
[00:47:37] Don't know cuz you know there's like hair at the bottom of your shaft to you know you pull the shaft up
[00:47:42] You pull the shaft up and then pull shaft for the left. I've nicked my dick a little bit. You're going too close man
[00:47:47] I know clean trim. I'm not sure as a little barber. She said you have to shave it
[00:47:52] I'm not a big dowel sass soon. Yeah, I have a dal sass soon. I do razor you go clean and smooth as a baby
[00:47:58] No, no, no, I use number three and I fuck very nice. I'm sure that shit down
[00:48:03] What about your nuts? Do you give your nuts a different that I just kind of let that what about your asshole?
[00:48:08] Yeah, I you understand. I'm like fucking extremely hairy. So
[00:48:13] Everything everything from my like chest down to uh-huh it loops all around. It's like a fucking carpet, right?
[00:48:20] So no, I mean the amount of work it would take if I trimmed any area
[00:48:25] It would just look like a weird bald patch. Yes, that's always funny when yeah your balls are too clean
[00:48:31] Your pubes are too clean for the rest of your body. Yeah, I have strangely long thigh hairs
[00:48:36] Doesn't it feel like you're penis area is kind of cold after you try? Oh, what the fuck?
[00:48:41] I feel like a nice person cooking idiot
[00:48:46] Everything you're saying is stupid as shit also the day you trim it and it's like scratchy kind
[00:48:51] No one saying fucking shave it you dumb ass. I'm saying trim with fucking scissors
[00:48:56] Yeah, it gets when you get a scissor cut on your fucking hair it itches. Yeah, the crabs are like what are you doing?
[00:49:07] And then the warts are like hey, oh watch out. Someone's got a bit. What's the third one? Why the fuck are they called?
[00:49:14] Crap crap crap crap. We're already a food that we ate. Yeah, I know and then they're like awesome
[00:49:19] It's a new pube disease. I think it's because I call it hamburger lobster
[00:49:24] No, I think it's because it was the guy that got fired from Joe's crab shack
[00:49:27] And he was trying to trying to do a dirty one on
[00:49:31] Sully the new I fucking love that place. I love when it's somebody's birthday Joe's crab shack
[00:49:38] They do the song for him. What's the song?
[00:49:45] And Joe's crab shack we talking about crap
[00:50:05] Dude fucking popcorn shrimp just crab shack. Yes live. Yes. I love that
[00:50:10] I love that when I was a young fat that puts for popcorn
[00:50:14] When I was a young fat boy and we would go to Joe's crab shack and I'm like this is healthy because it's from the oh, yes
[00:50:19] Yes, yes, fucking fried popcorn shrimp dude. There's nothing. I love more than a nice fried sea
[00:50:24] I miss I miss being a desperately fat boy that didn't know anything about nutrition
[00:50:29] It's a little it's a little I got fucking fat for like two years. I got pretty fucking I was a little like baby fat
[00:50:54] I understand all the fact I should stop does because I in my most formative years. I was a sorry
[00:51:00] I don't want to fucking claim your oppression. Thank you
[00:51:05] Check your tone check your fucking sarcastic tone. That's what me and cyberfoneier than you
[00:51:18] Until you get past didn't you get that free rape pass that you all get well, apparently we can't be doing that
[00:51:25] What's Harvey Weinstein you're gonna do now? I
[00:51:31] I'm gonna be out of work. He's gonna fuck a man. He said he's like now that he's got in trouble
[00:51:39] He's gonna use the rest of his powers to take down the NRA
[00:51:43] All right, do it. No, he's nice going to sex rehab in Europe
[00:51:47] No, what he's gonna do is go to like Bolivia and just rape people there damn
[00:51:51] I wish sex rehab was a place where you get off heroin by getting your dick sucked
[00:51:55] Then I would get on heroin to go to sex rehab. It seems like
[00:52:01] Seems like a roundabout way to get I want to go to fucking food rehab dude
[00:52:04] I want to go to fat to your roundabout way to get there probably is is you enter one of those traffic circles and you hang your dick
[00:52:13] And you wait until a woman sucks it now that's a now that's a roundabout way to get your things sucked folks
[00:52:22] Nick Mullen bitch. Thanks professional. Come motherfucking Mullen. It's funny the further away you get from stand-up the
[00:52:29] Shitter you get a joke. Oh, yeah. I guess I should do it just to keep myself sharp
[00:52:34] Yeah, I gotta start running you bits man. I do too. Yeah, we got our show coming up at the 23rd
[00:52:40] I'm come out. I'm content with a fun riff here there. Yeah, you know
[00:52:44] I understand what a joke is I can I can do like topical stuff. Yeah, yeah, but it's like I
[00:52:50] Do like writing for a TV show that shit is fun. I didn't think it would be fun. Oh, yeah
[00:52:55] TV writing is the best job in the world. Yeah, I might just try and get more jobs like that
[00:53:00] What it is is professional snacking right?
[00:53:02] Yeah, with riffing with with fun other funny people you fucking just sit around crack jokes and eat gushards rules
[00:53:09] You try new types of Trader Joe's snacks
[00:53:14] Trader Joe's what's hot on Trader Joe's snacks these days. I love chocolate covered espresso beans
[00:53:19] Those are good little coffee clusters dude speak that coffee cluster chocolate covered almonds are in the it's healthy
[00:53:29] Because all my life sounds are not even like they're good for you
[00:53:34] Yeah, there's not so high in fat and nuts are fucking bullshit
[00:53:38] It's like that I mean it is good fats or whatever
[00:53:41] But it's so fucking easy to completely like blow past any kind of calorie restriction
[00:53:45] Just pretty sure because it's serving of nuts is like a small handful. I haven't been serving a nuts with a small handful
[00:53:54] Close your eyes open your mouth. I wish you would serve this country
[00:53:58] Okay, I wish you would enlist first of all you're talking to a man who entertained our troops in Japan
[00:54:04] You're basically a troop. I'm basically a troop
[00:54:07] I like to imagine the stop coming out on stage and they see how fatty is and all the troops just started laughing immediately
[00:54:12] Yeah, just crushing before you could say
[00:54:26] I'm just falling and fucking putting my face in pies and shoot down by the river SNL
[00:54:33] Famous fat guy bitch chipping dales do down by the river
[00:54:36] Do van down by the river do the samurai guy
[00:54:41] I love I love when comics go and support like do the USO tours and they start posting on Instagram and with each
[00:54:52] Subsequent posts you see them slowly start to convince themselves that they're actually in the military
[00:54:58] It's awesome and it happens to every single one of them. It's so funny where the first one is like wow
[00:55:03] They maybe put on a bulletproof vest. It's like I could never do what these guys do
[00:55:07] The next one is like they let me hold the gun and the third one's like, you know, I have so much respect
[00:55:12] Yes, man. That's the whole Sunni and Shia right exactly
[00:55:17] Gotta be safe their face their face belies that that underlying emotion where they knew a part of them could have been a
[00:55:30] They could have you know, I've been doing fucking push-ups in my room
[00:55:34] I know I could be I could be one of these fucking guys if only I had grown up stupid and poor
[00:55:39] With less opportunity and we're forced into this. Yeah, I don't believe I could have been like all my dumb friends that I don't talk to
[00:55:48] Fuck I just got a text message. I think my cousin's pregnant. Oh
[00:55:53] No, but it just says check your email winky face. Why don't you just fucking tell me what's going on damn?
[00:55:59] I don't like surprises. No, if you're one of my cousins is listen tell her
[00:56:03] I'm not claiming the kid first of all stop repeating things. I've said on the show to my mother
[00:56:12] Stop slitching bitch. I don't think so. I think oh dude
[00:56:17] The Korean guy listening come to I don't know speaking of
[00:56:21] Cool speaking of family members being aware of a cub town. I was when I was home
[00:56:26] I was telling my mom like I was like yeah, it was like before we're gonna shoot. I was like yeah
[00:56:29] I got to get back actually cuz you know, we're shooting you know, I'm doing a little web thing
[00:56:33] She's like oh who is that with the come boys?
[00:56:41] Things in my life, dude. Yeah, I don't even think she understands what come yeah, my parents will sometimes be like
[00:56:47] Like what are the what my mom be like? What are the
[00:56:43] I don't even think she understands what come yeah, my parents will sometimes be like like what are the what my mom be like?
[00:56:50] What are the come boys? That's your dad's voice. No
[00:57:07] It's me your dad who has the same type of testosterone that you do
[00:57:12] I'm DC boy. Didn't you perfect? Yeah, this is group text check your email everybody and everyone's like what I don't see anything
[00:57:26] I'm having a baby. Yeah, so yeah, good. I'm glad you're stupid check your email text back. I have such a spiteful person
[00:57:32] Yeah, yeah, it's just a nice fun pretty normal thing. She's trying to share. She's trying to share a happy normal
[00:57:39] Yeah, you know innocuous happy thing and the shitty thing is like I'm the kind of person that doesn't get to die to normal
[00:57:44] Age, I'm just gonna have to be 90 years old and complaining about every you might know way with the way people enter the line at Starbucks
[00:57:52] Yep, excuse me. It's over here. Dude. Don't worry. You will die
[00:57:56] I will Starbucks that's the lines up real dumb. So some of the places some of the helders up remember
[00:58:01] Bethesda Starbucks are like fucking it was pop 45 at night before we went with the other guy
[00:58:07] The guy yes, it was the same Bethesda Starbucks when we saw the guy with a fucking me and George saw a guy with a
[00:58:12] Beret without you or George. Yeah, you told me that yeah
[00:58:14] It was this fucking fat asshole wearing a beret dude and black well
[00:58:18] I was a black felt pants and then a shirt a turtle like he was fetish shit
[00:58:24] You're in the car and there were like to the two Starbucks employees were like these two nerds that were working together
[00:58:29] It was like a guy nerd the girl nerd. Uh-huh and
[00:58:31] The guy was like yeah, so I watched about four hours of not rude
[00:58:38] The girls like oh my god. You're such a weep. No weep. Yeah, they're making that girl sound too hot
[00:58:45] Yeah, no, she was a dork there both yeah, you did you did a hot girl voice. It is your normal speech
[00:58:51] Yeah, I speak in hot girl. Yeah, my name is Adam and I like to fuck guys
[00:58:56] You're such a wee boo. I love to get fuck what's we boo? I love getting fucked
[00:59:03] It's like an American my I love to get back. I like that
[00:59:16] My name is yeah, you know, it's Madison Square Garden. That's right. It appears Jewish friend Hoyt Skirmer horn
[00:59:22] Yeah, my name is Hite Skir. We're horn. I love to get fucked by black ducks
[00:59:30] I love my god. Oh my god. She's fucking a black eye. Does he have a bag?
[00:59:37] We were in south Williamsburg in the acidic neighborhood Nick and I just like at full volume being like I love black
[00:59:45] Doc. Oh my god black eyes have the bag of stacks
[00:59:52] Yeah, I'm rich my dad's rich. I fuck black eyes because I have back dogs
[01:00:01] Dax back decks. We have such a good podcast
[01:00:10] We had a record number of subscription deletions after the sound fucked up, but mostly I think that's
[01:00:16] the fault of other people and namely Josh and Droski
[01:00:23] And I also want to say it's kind of a weird choice the DSA to replace Josh and Droski with Michael Richards, but
[01:00:32] Don't I don't like his N word stance, but I do like his open door policy
[01:00:40] Come right in Kramer. Oh Adam's ass is kind of like the entrance to
[01:00:46] Is that a guy he's screaming the N word likes to get barging
[01:00:52] Man that I don't even know just shout the N word into my
[01:00:55] Asshole can you can use out four days later because the echo I love getting fucked by slurs
[01:01:05] Boys well we are we have filled our contractual time a lot cock blagation
[01:01:11] Yeah, okay, you guys don't hate this episode guys. We have it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah also fuck you broke
[01:01:19] You know I didn't need on Mike and I'm pretty sure the levels are fine for this one so mission accomplished
[01:01:25] Yes, I'm dick. I don't need it. We do have a special treat for you guys. We we
[01:01:32] You know if you responded that email about
[01:01:35] Hiring video people we already did that and we got some in the pipeline. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah
[01:01:41] So we deep-pede out of it stay tuned exclusive for patreon subscribers remember if you're a patreon subscriber and you're
[01:01:48] Posting the shit for free elsewhere. You're only stealing from yourself. Okay, because when you sign up the website gives me your social security number
[01:01:59] And I know he's doing it and I've taken out credit cards in your name
[01:02:05] There so do not post the video. We're about to make just bought 10 so to speak don't tell them it's a video
[01:02:12] It's me and nick with gopro's on fucking adam in the ass and mouth at the same time
[01:02:16] It's not really a video so much as a PlayStation VR game
[01:02:25] Yeah, guys you're gonna have to get PlayStation VR to enjoy the web series which is interactive game where I
[01:02:33] Ironically have sex with my friend to prove a point
[01:02:37] For comedy. Yeah, and you know what I'm I gladly donated my ass and my throat
[01:02:42] To the pursuit of a higher laughter we throw to that we use that little throat pussy
[01:02:56] We pinched Adam's nose back and all that yeah, he's like I would love to see you go to jail
[01:03:01] No, I just I'm just saving up. I would love to see you go to jail. All right. We're done for today. All right guys. Bye