Cum Town | Premium | 11/06/2017
[00:00:00] Okay, so we said something about Adam losing races because he likes to eat
[00:00:07] Dust yep, you know as a bug inspired by my cool shirt next my shoes is eat my cool Kmart shirt
[00:00:13] Let's everyone know that I'm the head of the race. It's you just you were such a fucking moron dude
[00:00:19] Adam just started to scratch his head with a cup of coffee in his hand and poured coffee all over his head and
[00:00:32] Fucking couch pretty dumb move we got big amber in the mix big fat amber
[00:00:46] We're doing a special sexual harassment
[00:00:48] We're teaching by example, so if you want to know what sexual harassment in the workplace looks like we're this we're doing it now
[00:01:00] Don't do this, you know, it's like those videos you're right when you when you get a job at a grocery store
[00:01:06] And it's a guy that looks a lot like me just with better clothes on
[00:01:11] It's like Rachel you are a dumb woman. I'm like don't say that
[00:01:24] I'm sorry Marcus, but we can't allow you to open the store because you're a black man
[00:01:48] It's great. It's like some bro. That's like I know everyone likes to have fun at hooters
[00:01:52] But you can definitely cross a line and literally behind them is a sign that looks like a road sign that says boobs crossing
[00:02:04] Line drawing of titties. I love it. I mean, I guess if any workplace needs
[00:02:09] Sexual harassment training. It is probably hooters
[00:02:12] Yeah, I knew a girl that worked at hooters and I went in there one time and I'd like saw I was applying for a job
[00:02:17] To work in the kitchen. I didn't know she worked there
[00:02:20] Mm-hmm. I think she was like hey and then I was like leaving like alright
[00:02:23] See you and she like gave me a hug and then the next time I saw her
[00:02:26] She was like yeah, I got yelled at it work for hugging you in front of the other customers
[00:02:33] It's not a perpetually available thing. It's like it you know, what did you bring enough pussy for the rest of the class
[00:02:43] If you if you don't have enough for also fuck that rule
[00:02:48] You're not allowed to bring some bring 32 sticks of gum. Yeah
[00:02:52] Also, if you did they wouldn't let you do it. Yeah, right, you know take that school. Yeah
[00:02:59] Let's go fuck up a principal. Let's shoot up an element
[00:03:03] Let's get an AR 15 with somewhere nearby not in the same state, but a state close. I don't know like kinetic yet. Yeah
[00:03:13] Candy hook about that. That's good. Whoa. They should rename it in honor of the children
[00:03:18] How about a guy that goes a guy that goes into a school and molest all the kids and it's called candy hook
[00:03:23] There we go, you know, unless to see lures them with candy. Yeah, you can or it's a retarded guy that shoots up a school
[00:03:29] That's good. Either one of those see what's good about that name is has range
[00:03:33] My last station or I don't really know where candy hook fits, but it's definitely funny
[00:03:38] The punch line is definitely good. We start writing those books right they call that an evergreen bit in the business
[00:03:52] You know a refillable bits. I mean 20 refillable bits from a packet on the candy hook TV show. Yep. Yep
[00:04:03] And entertainment the television business Kevin Spacey tip of the iceberg and emphasis on Berg and iceberg
[00:04:19] Why let's just say the the cut tip of the iceberg the the
[00:04:32] What a coincidence. Yeah, we're gonna find out that you know a couple of fellas
[00:04:39] Have been up to no good in the entertainment industry
[00:04:42] No, it is really funny because Hollywood is just like a sick to pray of place filled with like, you know
[00:04:46] Molesters and predators or whatever who have been protected and they were like rolling in it when the Catholic Church thing happened
[00:04:54] Also with the access Hollywood thing like they're like, oh, I can't believe Donald Trump said that and it's like really you can't
[00:05:01] Well, the number of people that are coming out now being like I always knew and it's like you're just saying you turn to blind eye
[00:05:07] You're right, right, right. That's not good. I mean, you're just like oh
[00:05:11] I know that Harvey wants and yeah, yeah, I mean it's like it's it's somewhere in the middle where you like you can't fault people for
[00:05:20] If they like they feel like they're powerless in this system. Yeah, they are complicit, but they're complicit because like
[00:05:27] But some of them aren't powerless. Yeah, some of them aren't I guess I don't know
[00:05:32] It's yeah, they could have said something Tarantino could have said something sure he was in a position to say something
[00:05:36] Yeah, although I think didn't he say yeah, I knew it was gross, but I didn't know that he was like a violent predator
[00:05:43] So well everyone can assume that but it's like look at that guy man. Well
[00:05:49] A lot of people got mad at Alec Baldwin cuz he said he didn't know the toe back was like fucking you know
[00:05:59] I've literally said he said he said he's had sex with 300 women. I don't think 300 women have accused him 300 women have
[00:06:07] Excuse putting up his numbers 300 women have accused him. Yes over 300 women. I think it's like 350
[00:06:17] Somebody's agent. I think maybe he might be like fucking Alec Baldwin's agent
[00:06:21] But like somebody found like some old article where Alec Baldwin was like, you know
[00:06:25] James is one of those guys of things like if I approach a thousand women and you know only 10% say yes
[00:06:31] That's yeah, you know 100 women so when I sleep with a thousand women
[00:06:34] I have to approach 10,000 of them and then people like oh that's damning and it's like no
[00:06:39] I mean he's just talking about approaching women like that's yeah, that's just boom hour system
[00:06:46] Like nobody would have had a problem with that statement 10 years ago
[00:06:49] Which is why Alec Baldwin said it to a fucking newspaper
[00:06:57] The assaults but that's not him admitting that like he knew it's not like Alec Baldwin said yeah
[00:07:02] James said if he wants to sleep with 100 women he's got a rape a thousand
[00:07:06] And then a hundred of them will be consensual after the fact
[00:07:13] Baldwin does have some bad sound bites called his daughter of fat pink
[00:07:16] The best move Baldwin ever did was when he was like calling that stewardess a cunt and locking himself in the bathroom
[00:07:25] That's how much the man loves to game Baldwin Baldwin came out this week
[00:07:29] He said he tried to preempt the story get ahead of the story and say I have said things to women that were in a
[00:07:37] Sex you hurt you motherfucker. Yeah, you called your daughter a fat little piggy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No
[00:07:43] I got into arguing with somebody last night. I was like, oh, yeah, Hollywood's like filled with pedophiles
[00:07:47] I'm like, I don't know if it's filled with pedophiles. There's a higher ratio of pedophiles in Hollywood than there are and say the office supplies
[00:07:55] You know because they kept the pedophiles out of the traditional industry
[00:08:00] New media like probably your problematic Jewish son
[00:08:03] You just have to do a an internship in Miramax
[00:08:09] Well, no, and then it's fine like literally as we're saying that we're looking for trying to find a movie to watch and like Jeepers
[00:08:17] unlike the the the queue for Amazon or whatever and jim Jeepers creepers was
[00:08:23] directed by Victor Silva who was arrested in 1988 for
[00:08:27] Fucking a 12 year old boy and then video taping it
[00:08:31] And then and then it got out it was in front of prison and then Hollywood was like, okay
[00:08:36] We'll let you direct a direct a video first and then if that does well
[00:08:39] And then he directed powder and then Jeepers
[00:08:41] Reentry program. Yeah, and then every time a Jeepers creepers movie comes out people are like yeah
[00:08:48] Like the Hollywood just continues to make movies with them. See that's what I was saying last week on the podcast
[00:08:54] We need to find a way to these are your people
[00:09:01] It's like this there's gonna be a hundred year plan. So what's gonna happen now is there's gonna be all this outrage over this stuff
[00:09:07] Uh someone's gonna say we need to set up camps to deal with this problem of pedophiles are gonna start getting cataphiles
[00:09:16] You know the United States will be invaded pedophiles. We get their own country where they
[00:09:27] Yeah, and then if you ever criticize the pedophile country you'll be labeled as an anti pedophile
[00:09:33] Red so to stream. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they'll have it there be it. They'll all move all the candy companies will be in the West Bank
[00:09:43] The different part of the bank interesting. Yeah, it's actually connected dots the country will be in the North Pole
[00:09:51] Fuck that Santa dude. Yeah, it's the biggest child molester of them all right
[00:09:55] That's true fuck it. It's a cluted ass place in the North Pole. Yeah, and then that's how we we you know
[00:10:03] reintroduced pedophiles back in the society is that's good through identity politics. That's a good plan. I like that idea
[00:10:09] Yeah, well look smart, you know slippery slope you start letting gay marriage happen
[00:10:15] You know what slippery slope is actually the most notorious pedophile in Chinese cinema
[00:10:20] This is a guy that goes around molesting
[00:10:28] Yeah, that's old school. Yeah, it takes my brain a second to remember
[00:10:33] Slippery slope argument is you gotta think back to John Wayne
[00:10:37] Slippery slope argument is when you're a trick to biination person
[00:10:46] Yeah, dude, and it's like that guy apparently that guy you know how like every like Nickelodeon show
[00:10:55] Fucks all that I feel like that is definitely got where you have to say allegedly allegedly because it's like rumors
[00:11:01] Yeah, nobody's like directly accused him and he's like has so much fucking money. Yeah
[00:11:07] The entertainment industry allegedly yeah, he was on all that right. He was the fat guy
[00:11:24] Raping Amanda binds the whole time and that's why she was like yo fuck
[00:11:28] Yeah, that's what's sad about all these mother like that's why child actors
[00:11:31] It's like they all do drugs and they're all like crazy shit. It's like some definitely not they're like, you know
[00:11:37] Cuz it's still like barely any labor protections for children on set. It's like really it's it's genuinely shocking
[00:11:45] Yeah, you're so fucked is it as a like child actors like you at your your parents aren't looking out for you
[00:11:51] Well, you know your parents took you to go get yeah
[00:11:53] Yeah, I'm in the car. Yeah, whatever he says if you try to make your child an actor you're a bad parent
[00:12:00] I mean there's nobody there's nobody that does that that's like like, you know
[00:12:05] They rarely come from like households that are stable. It's like a drug addict fucking mom
[00:12:10] I'm just one just a cute-ass kid. I mean, it's also just literally child labor. Yeah. Yeah
[00:12:17] I'm sure I've told the story about my mom taking me to the audition to be in Bruce Willis as the kid
[00:12:27] Venetia Venetia hooked it up, but they didn't like it. They didn't like me and then I think like
[00:12:33] some some I think some like child actor family fat kid got the role like if there's a fat fanning maybe it was him
[00:12:42] There's a like Dakota fannings where they farm out there. Yeah, I wanted to be a fucking child actor
[00:12:47] Dude, but my parents were you my parents
[00:12:51] I'm smooth as hell I could play babies it'd be funny if you got molested by Victor Silva
[00:12:56] James Tobac or Kevin Spacey that I would that would have been chill if I was in movies do you think in terms of like in
[00:13:03] Terms of strategy you think Kevin Spacey saying that he was gonna become gay. Do you think that's that's kind of a losing
[00:13:10] That's a losing strategy, but what if he said he was gonna transition?
[00:13:13] Yeah, what like Billy on the street tweeted?
[00:13:15] He's like if I ever get caught up crime
[00:13:17] I'm gonna come out as straight and everyone's like brilliant tweet and it's like that doesn't make any sense
[00:13:22] No, just said the inverse of what Kevin Spacey did also people would hate you more
[00:13:28] Why he said he was gay. Yeah, it's because he thought it would be a defense of raping a child
[00:13:40] The way like people like I'm gonna I have to go into sex rehab
[00:13:46] This you literally just made a joke about child rape and nobody cares. I wonder why right?
[00:13:56] Cuz I'm gay. Yeah, cuz you're gay. No, not you
[00:14:04] He licks them he walks on the balls of his feet. Yeah, we're never gotten a massage
[00:14:10] We're little kid steps on your back. No, no, what are you talking about my parents?
[00:14:14] My dad used a little kid. Yeah, as your little kid you walk on your parents back. Oh
[00:14:19] No, that's a Greek thing probably no, that's like a grease. No, that's like a platonic
[00:14:25] And if your feet are cute and soft enough then you know
[00:14:28] You lay down naked on his back and then you just kind of go from there
[00:14:32] Where were you saying Adam? Oh that Caitlyn Jenner literally got away with killing someone by saying
[00:14:40] So if you know if he was uh if he was brave enough
[00:14:45] I think he would have just transitioned get those garden shears out. Yeah
[00:14:50] What I'm saying really he really went halfway. I think there he could have gone a whole another
[00:14:57] 50 yards to shame dude. They're canceling house of cards. Well as all these people get caught. It's it's good that we spent the last like three years
[00:15:05] uh turning every crime or fucking malfeasance into what kind of person is this they all do it, you know, yeah
[00:15:13] Arguments sure because guess who that's gonna serve our good friends with the frog avatars
[00:15:20] The loyalist oh yeah who have stuck with us through every
[00:15:24] Except the one where they got me permanently banned from Twitter
[00:15:27] Yeah, that's true you got banned for a woke tweet, right? Yeah, yeah
[00:15:33] That should have told you should have known dude. I should know what to not be woke to stay probiotic. That's right
[00:15:40] I learned my last I got reported. I got reported last week for a
[00:15:45] Woke tweet what was it? I took a picture of the trash train and I was like oh look. It's a train for white men
[00:15:51] That got you reported yeah, and some alt-right are you fucking kidding me? I was making fun of like but still that's
[00:16:00] That's fucking crazy that you get reported for yeah
[00:16:04] I mean it's it's well those kind of what a bunch of pussies do it's not that fun
[00:16:07] First of all every train is a train for white men. I mean get get black people out of the autism community
[00:16:19] Why is there logo for autism a puzzle because I love Legos yeah
[00:16:26] You have to solve the problem of autistic
[00:16:36] Yeah, so because it's a Kevin Spacey thing I was looking to pizagate stuff again, which is like also
[00:16:47] Incredible is that the first time you said that I'll phrase piece again
[00:16:50] He linked to a video of Alex Jones apologizing for saying pizagate was a thing. Oh congrats Podesta. It's like it's like you won
[00:17:00] There was one thing I didn't notice there did you see the thing about there's a place not comment ping-pong but best a pizza
[00:17:06] No, just like another pizza place they accused of raping children whoa their logo is a pizza slice
[00:17:12] But in the pizza slice is the namble logo
[00:17:15] Shut up. It's like yeah, no, it's like just the fucking name of logo
[00:17:19] What's the name like the defense on like
[00:17:23] Because it was on an article saying best of pizza namble logo and it's like a pedophile pedophilia
[00:17:32] Pizza gate and a pizza gate explainer you are then also a pedophile. I said you're a hotel. I interned
[00:17:42] Best of pizza was widely changed logo overnight. Whoa, holy shit really?
[00:17:50] But I mean it's like there's no way to explain it
[00:17:52] It's that doesn't look like a piece of pizza. It looks like you put the namble logo on
[00:17:56] I thought namble logo were just the letters. No, what is a triangle that wraps around in on itself? Oh, yeah, whoa
[00:18:03] That's fucking sinister. Yeah, but then look up best of look up the best of pizza logo
[00:18:09] Good up, bitch. And then the defense and the article I read it was like
[00:18:13] But a lot of companies have triangles as their logo and then they show the AOL logo. It's like yeah, that's a completely different
[00:18:21] Complaint was if this looks like a triangle. What is it best of best best of B. E. S. T. A. P2
[00:18:28] Allegedly, they definitely also fuck kids. Oh, yeah for 100%
[00:18:34] After the Catholic church thing it's like
[00:18:36] What why would you say that it's ridiculous?
[00:18:40] A powerful group of people it's the same thing. It's crazy
[00:18:43] It's like I mean, but then again like the Catholic church
[00:18:47] Nothing's gonna check like no one's gonna a couple people will go down, but the institution is gonna remain. Of course not
[00:18:52] Yeah, the abuse is gonna remain. Yeah, and then there was a British parliament thing
[00:18:57] Did there's not there was like in the 80s like in British parliament the House of Lords
[00:19:02] Why are you raping children? Why are you people? What a fuck kids? It's not like there's been one
[00:19:08] Parliament pedophilia thing. Oh, yeah, I'm sure historically historically
[00:19:13] Full of like abuse that's been covered up. Do this their parliament is our hot Hollywood
[00:19:19] Do these do this many people want to fuck it?
[00:19:21] Or is it like when you get that rich you just like want to do the most fucked up shit?
[00:19:27] Why we just fuck like British public schools like eaten and like all their top schools have like a huge issue with
[00:19:34] pedophilia and then like also like a bunch of like what's his name was the the
[00:19:41] That was a atheist guy the writer Christopher Hitchens. Yeah, he was both kids. No, he was like he used to get like
[00:19:49] He was abused. He was abused. I mean, it's just like accepted that if you go to one of these elite schools
[00:19:54] Someone's gonna suck your dick. You're gonna get sexually abused
[00:19:58] See that play parliament. What the fuck have you seen that play the history boys?
[00:20:02] No, like their favorite teacher like rape rape some of them
[00:20:06] But it's not even like he's a bad guy because he does that they're like, oh, he's just weird. Yeah, it was
[00:20:11] Society they had to cut out the part where
[00:20:16] And that's why the kid shoots him. That's why they call them him the captain at the end of the movie
[00:20:20] Mm-hmm. Yeah, and then Chris Hitchens was also like all these like Tories in parliament. He was like
[00:20:26] He was like, yo, we were all sucking each other off like we're 15
[00:20:30] Now you're like now you're like it's high gay
[00:20:34] Damn nice. That sounds like a fun time dude 15. That's what uh the top tier of british
[00:20:40] They all suck each other off. Yeah. Yeah
[00:20:42] So maybe like they're all batty boys. So skull and bones guys probably fucked each other and shit too, huh?
[00:20:47] Did they have like beat off? That's a tradition we brought over
[00:20:51] We might have left that in the mother country. Yeah, no yay. Oh yay. Oh yay
[00:20:55] Does he get often and beat off or something? Yeah? Yeah, that's he made that joke in american psycho
[00:20:59] He's like yeah, he's part of the whole yay old thing, you know like
[00:21:04] Secretly homosexual and I forgot. Yeah, but it who cares yay is an adult school. Right? Yeah, yeah, university like
[00:21:12] It's just gay. It's not pedophiles the complaint isn't yeah getting like yeah by like
[00:21:19] The complaint isn't that these people in hollywood are gay it's that they're abusing
[00:21:30] Yeah, you said you said and sob and I that
[00:21:33] That meme from a pepet cat was like just jewish stars next to like all the petaphiles
[00:21:37] Yeah, it's awesome. It's kevin space. He's not jewish though. Um, yes. No, he's not sure. Yeah, yes
[00:21:47] By it's a odd dude. I saw fucked up documentary on netflix about the faucets
[00:21:53] Uh called is this documentary called one of us?
[00:21:56] It's about like people trying to leave like the sat Mars and south willings
[00:22:01] But like people trying to leave the community
[00:22:02] Yeah, and there's this woman. She had like seven kids and they're like they were like ram her with cars and stuff
[00:22:08] And then like the community puts together all their money to like fight the divorce case in court with like the top
[00:22:15] Attorneys for the dad. They just like ruined people's lives. Damn and then there was one of the kids
[00:22:21] Yeah, but jewish people love getting sued and suing each other
[00:22:25] That's kind of like a meeting ritual for them. No, those aren't the jewish woman to lose everything in a courtroom
[00:22:34] Those are the same that's the best feeling she could experience an article in the new york times about like
[00:22:43] They start they had to like try and figure out dating
[00:22:49] Like they don't know when to like hold hands like they don't know like oh is would this be assault?
[00:22:55] Like they don't know any kind of level of like they go straight to sucking the foreskin
[00:23:00] Like right after making out that's second base for them. Yeah, no, but uh
[00:23:06] Well, the problem is you leave when you're like 18 19 you don't know how to do math like they don't teach you
[00:23:12] All you do is like study Torah your whole life. So you have like you don't really know english that well, damn
[00:23:18] Um, and then this kid like came out like he like got addicted to cocaine like weeks after getting his pay his kick
[00:23:25] Cut off and his dad paid for him to go to this rehab in florida
[00:23:29] And then like they interviewed him when he was in florida. He was like yeah, like I was
[00:23:33] I was raped multiple times when I count camp counselors like when I was a kid and like the whole community
[00:23:39] They don't they just don't talk to cops. They don't talk right. Yeah. I mean, it's a trial molested dream
[00:23:45] Yeah, it's like any like that's why the catholic church gets away with it
[00:23:49] That's why fucking parliament gets away with it like insularity breeds abuse and it's what like abusers gravitate right?
[00:23:59] I hope that space he isn't jewish his dad was a nazi remember. Oh, that's right. Yeah, but his mom was jewish and that's how
[00:24:20] But yeah, it's gonna be funny when like a bunch of people
[00:24:23] Like well, we get movies or will there be like such a
[00:24:26] Well, everyone involved just no, I mean, we're finally gonna have the hollywood that everyone wants
[00:24:30] It's gonna be controlled by black girl magic and every movie is gonna be the best movie we've ever seen
[00:24:36] It's honestly gonna be controlled by lesbians like
[00:24:45] comma u comma and you a friend of mine a friend of mine who's like the friend is you and it's no
[00:25:01] We've been through this lesbian community is is
[00:25:09] They either absolutely love me or they already made me
[00:25:14] Do lesbians lesbians hate you Nick, right?
[00:25:17] I don't know do lesbians like you a lot, right? I guess I mean, I don't
[00:25:23] I don't I like to generalize that way. I think yeah the lesbian community
[00:25:29] So I have good relationships with them sure
[00:25:32] Well, that's being comics, but that's because they're comics first. Am I which lesbian comics are
[00:25:40] That we met at a Margaret show. Yeah, I don't I don't think I can't I can't think of it single lesbian comics that I'm friends with
[00:25:47] What if like you knew like 10 lesbian comics and you're just so autistic that you just didn't pick up on it
[00:25:56] Yeah, but there's I mean, there's not really there's what's her name fucking blonde hair short
[00:26:00] Pick Emma Emma. Yeah, Emma's cool. I'm friendly with Emma, but I would say I'd like I've seen her show
[00:26:08] Like immediate hostile reaction to by lesbians like there is for Adam. Uh, yeah
[00:26:14] Lesbians really don't like me when they're your competition. Yeah, they see me as like sort of a transition. Yes
[00:26:22] Cock if they're by girlfriend is thinking about getting back into dick. You're the you're the training bra
[00:26:28] It's also like if they didn't like me they probably wouldn't say anything. There's just like stupid idea that like
[00:26:36] People in like the like people will bite their tongue and be friendly around people
[00:26:40] They don't like in in comedy because it's easier to just go into a secret and then talk shit now
[00:26:46] And say like oh, I wish I could say these things and it's like yeah, you absolutely can I have no ability to do anything here
[00:26:52] That's an everywhere thing people. Yeah, it is
[00:26:54] It is an everywhere thing, but it's like they're like well. I gotta look out for my career as if I can fucking do anything
[00:27:00] I can't I can't even look out for my own career
[00:27:07] Yeah, you can't stop twitter from right it's also like if you I'm not gonna like
[00:27:14] Like you know, how dare you disagree with me you will never work in this town again
[00:27:19] I don't know that's that's a part of comedy that I think is like kind of ruined now because it used to be you would be
[00:27:26] Confronted with people that felt differently all the fucking time. Yeah, you could argue with them
[00:27:30] And not have to worry about it because we're not at work. You know, right?
[00:27:33] Right. We're doing like the thing that we like doing a dumb thing
[00:27:37] And then all these untalented people got into it where they're like this is the work
[00:27:40] I consider this the workplace because I don't have a real job right
[00:27:44] I come I go to open mics. That's like me clocking in, you know, and then I go up when I say I'm adorable and
[00:27:53] I put in the work. So in two years I can be on an MTV show
[00:27:57] Damn, I want to be on an MTV show. Yeah reboot girl code and put me on that shit
[00:28:01] Dude, is that over? How about fat code fat code? I love that good
[00:28:06] How about why don't we pitch fat code? Let's pitch fat code to true TV
[00:28:10] Hell yeah, dude bitch code you're in there. Yeah true would make it true makes everything
[00:28:16] Let's get fat code going dude. Yeah, it's just me
[00:28:20] Talking about kind of sandwiches. I like hey, what up you watching indian code
[00:28:25] Speaking of sandwiches real what kind of patient was that amber
[00:28:29] Chaka croissant. I'm a fucking chocolate
[00:28:34] Which was a crack head that talks about how delicious the crack I love more than I
[00:28:44] Stove is here a lot of times when I when I've trained
[00:28:50] Fuck dude. I would love a chuck croissant. I'm more of an almond croissant guy
[00:28:55] I like them better, but they can be dry. I got into those recently
[00:28:58] Crazy the feeling of an almond croissant is butter and sugar and almond paste croissant is mainly butter
[00:29:04] That's the chocolate. They can be dry. You gotta get chocolate. No, you don't
[00:29:12] John where it's like mixed almond paste and I'm interested in that that sounds great. It's real good
[00:29:17] Fuck dude. I'm almost back under 250 for the first time since I went to New Orleans in may
[00:29:22] You look great. New Orleans sent me down a fucking thank you amber
[00:29:25] New Orleans sent me down a fucking dark-ass path
[00:29:27] And now I'm glad you took a blender. I'm okay
[00:29:30] I did good my first two days there and then the third day I did acid and I just ate like 12 po boys
[00:29:37] You ate on acid. Oh, yeah coming down. Oh coming down. Yeah, yeah coming down because I need anything all fucking day
[00:29:43] I'm and then I hit the fucking vape pen and then your boy ate so many po boys
[00:29:47] That's the genuinely the biggest threat for me with weed is that like I am actually insatiable like I don't have it
[00:29:55] I don't have you get the munchies. Oh, so I never get the munchies
[00:29:59] I don't have an addictive personality, but I understand addiction when I'm high and like want some cinnamon toast. Oh, man
[00:30:06] I could eat a fucking family pack of cocoa puffs cereal dude when you're fucking stone being able to think about anything else
[00:30:13] It rules this is what I'm only happy. That's the only time in my life
[00:30:16] I'm happy is when I'm eating and then when I feel like shit afterwards just on my couch like watching a fucking basketball game
[00:30:22] That's the best feeling of my life. I wish I could just do that always
[00:30:27] But I can't I have to live a normal life. Yeah, God. I mean, that's probably what being drunk was like, right?
[00:30:34] No, not really. It wasn't that when we were happy drunk like for you. I mean, I would just I just enjoyed being drunk
[00:30:40] Yeah, you feel happy. Did you feel bad the next day? Oh always. Oh, then you just start drinking in immediate, right?
[00:30:52] Fuck man, you tell me once you like wrecked someone's shower
[00:31:00] Their shower. I wrecked so much. Yeah, I did. Oh wait. No, it was you it was me. Yeah, it was in high school
[00:31:07] I fucking I got drunk a shit. Uh, I drank a whole like
[00:31:12] 8th or is that what they're called? Yeah an 8th of al
[00:30:54] Want to you like wrecked someone's shower
[00:31:00] Their shower. Yeah, I wrecked so much. Yeah, I did. Oh wait. No, it was you it was me. Yeah, it was in high school
[00:31:07] I fucking I got drunk a shit. Uh, I drank a whole like
[00:31:12] 8th or is that what they're called? Yeah an 8th of al
[00:31:15] What's a handle? It sounds like a real drinker
[00:31:18] No, that's not a bit. You boys want to get a dog
[00:31:24] But when I was in high school, you know, you're like trying to show off and show that you're a father
[00:31:28] Yeah, yeah, so I just would drink a whole
[00:31:30] Fifth because that's also fantastic and also like I just drink so much vodka when I was a teeny
[00:31:35] Yeah, that's what you drink when you're a teeny. I can't drink it anymore
[00:31:37] I just had a little a teetos to drink fucking teetos right out of the guy then
[00:31:42] Captain Morgan was my shit in high school. I like uh
[00:31:44] I like a cape cod like to drink like an episkopalian minister's wife
[00:31:50] But really it's just vodka cranberry. That's the only
[00:31:53] Yeah, I settled on fucking bullet on the rocks and that was like that was always bourbon
[00:31:58] Yeah, it's too sweet for me. I'm about to kill a boy now
[00:32:01] Yeah, you bullet is not sweet. I'm about to kill a southern comfort
[00:32:06] There's also like no point in drinking bullet all night
[00:32:09] Like you have two of it and then after that you might as well start drinking shitty stuff
[00:32:13] No, you can drink that shit all night. You can you're a fuck type. Yeah, I guess not but
[00:32:20] I recently got a baby and all alcohol tastes bad to me
[00:32:23] This this is my life Scott's like a good a good nice rum is
[00:32:28] That's true a good rum is good a good tequila is good. Yeah. I like Scott
[00:32:33] I'm a tequila soda boy now. I'm like a I'm like a so-calf wine
[00:32:36] I got scotch I never got into because it always tasted like a smoky
[00:32:40] I like that shit actually pewdie. Yeah, I like nice. Yeah, it tastes like it tastes like the adhesive on boxing tape
[00:32:54] Single malt LaFroy 12 year that I forgot about and I found it's uh,
[00:32:59] The fag and I drank during game seven when the daughters were getting their shit pushed in but
[00:33:14] Yeah, bad like blended scotch doesn't taste good but like the good scotch tastes like the best outfit
[00:33:20] That might be the only thing where I'm like no, you gotta get the good stuff
[00:33:24] Would you ever been like for for a while was like too popular, right?
[00:33:28] They were like that's only a thing that you think of
[00:33:34] No, no, no, I was like over heard some girl one time. No, you just come out coffee shop in in Austin
[00:33:39] She goes uh, yeah, I can't eat sriracha anymore because it's too mainstream
[00:33:43] No, but like it was because like a lot of people started making it and most of it was bad
[00:33:50] No, because bourbon no, I mean like bourbon microbrews
[00:33:54] I think there was actually a shortage of bourbon because it became too popular that they like they were like running out of bourbon
[00:34:00] Because you need like 12 years to make it. That's why cats like that's like they'll delicate testins
[00:34:05] Don't really exist outside of like the one or two. Yeah, there's two left. Yeah, because well, uh carnege
[00:34:11] Close down there's second avenue in casters because is brisket is so fucking expensive
[00:34:16] Because of texas barbecue. Mm-hmm texas like made beef
[00:34:20] So expensive like shitty cuts of beef really expensive by making such good barbecue
[00:34:25] Uh-huh really yeah everyone nuts for it and it like drove up beef prices. Damn when I'm like the actual like to actually make
[00:34:33] Brisket you have it takes a really long time, right?
[00:34:37] But I mean if you have like a steady supply of the brisket coming in the preparation time doesn't affect like cost or availability
[00:34:44] Right. It's like the beef prices go up and then all the guys that work at cats is are like
[00:34:49] You know like a meat carving union nice. Yeah. Yeah, they all get paid like a shit. It's a good job
[00:34:59] But they're cats is overhead is like half of what a normal restaurant. Well, they don't say which is expensive as shit
[00:35:05] Yeah, you don't make that much money too. Yeah, they don't they're they're like margin is like
[00:35:11] 15 percent. I think yeah, we should go to casa sometime. I got casas for that for my uh party
[00:35:17] I know I missed it all with like a lot of people though because like you got to split things because they're so big
[00:35:23] The best move is don't get the sandwiches pre-made because those are like 25 bucks
[00:35:27] Just get the meat and then like a loaf of bread
[00:35:30] And then the fixings and just make your own shit
[00:35:32] I hope we we don't find out that those kinds of Jews are also
[00:35:36] That would be disappointing that would brugally juice deli juice
[00:35:39] So the only good ones the deli or the pickle juice if we find out they're also raping children
[00:35:44] I would be hard bro. Oh the kosher deli juice are definitely yeah, the bank ones. I don't mind the holly ones
[00:35:49] I don't mind, but yeah, what are the style at least don't take same which is away from it
[00:35:55] Uh, I guess like the aclu kind oh right right right right, you know
[00:36:00] They probably rape children but only on principle. Yep. Yep, you know, it's free. It's your right
[00:36:06] They don't want to do it. I'm watching this anime child pornography because I believe it's free speech
[00:36:19] Fuck what should I get for lunch now? I'm hungry
[00:36:22] I had a very healthy breakfast, but you know, I don't know man. Maybe a little meat. Maybe a little kbbq
[00:36:29] I was looking up the hollywood pedophile thing and I found a forum and it is I think it's a forum for
[00:36:36] Schizophrenic people jeez because this started off with about being about
[00:36:41] Pedophiles and then as opposed maybe black women are tired of the physical verbal and emotional abuse it comes with dating or marrying a black man
[00:36:53] Uh, uh, has like a hotep anti-Semitic forum. That was sick. Yeah
[00:37:00] I found out the hoteps really don't like
[00:37:03] Hindus either and there's like a really good
[00:37:10] Account where they make lots of memes about how Hindus don't have a scientific understanding
[00:37:15] Of religion and spirituality and they like that says something to do with like newton's fourth law
[00:37:21] It's all very scientific. Oh, hell yeah. I love people that just don't know shit and pretend
[00:38:01] You know, Isaac Newton was black. Oh, yeah, and I love that historical black stuff. Yeah, I mean the Egyptians were probably black as hell
[00:38:10] Like they were in their Egyptian. They were yeah, they were like Arabs. Nah dude. I feel like you look at their hair and shit and then like little
[00:38:21] I don't know. They just lightened up. Yeah, they look like greek people. No, I listen as much. I love
[00:38:34] You know mobile, but there's always been
[00:38:36] A creep I feel like they look like Ethiopian. That's my guess
[00:38:50] Yeah, I know it's big as hell, but you know, that's just kind of the vibe I'm feeling right now
[00:38:55] I'm trying out that thing about not knowing shit and saying it with
[00:39:00] What present a lot of those guys are like
[00:39:06] Super hot vegans. Oh shit. So like oh tips. Yeah, no well a lot of the ones that get into like
[00:39:15] Rastafarianism or like soft revisionist rastafarianism, which is like a weird religion anyway, but then they do like their own weird version of it
[00:39:23] But a lot of them are like vegans and like health obsessed really Jim rats
[00:39:27] And if you go to this rastafarian church around the corner here, sometimes they'll be like cooking
[00:39:38] Like vegan food and I guess I don't know to like recruit people with like a hot shirtless
[00:39:45] It never works. It never they're literally surrounded by like five like normal black churches
[00:39:51] Yeah, yeah, yeah, just get scalloped out by like church ladies. Yeah, there's so many churches in this neighborhood
[00:39:57] Yeah, it's a very church heavy neighborhood
[00:39:59] Not a lot of hats though. You would think with all the
[00:40:05] Do you ever go to ej's landing when they had Nigerian hat festivals? Oh no
[00:40:11] Yeah, they would have these like although actually once I was on a contest and there was an Nigerian wedding happening
[00:40:16] Yeah, they do that shit that you maybe I think I did the same contest maybe maybe because I remember that shit
[00:40:22] You would walk around that hotel. I never did. It's like creepy. Yeah, it's I went to the pool area once it was fucked up
[00:40:28] Yeah, it's like a creepy old haunted hotel. Yeah, yeah
[00:40:31] Um, but yeah, they had some Nigerian party upstairs and like the hats were fucking unbelievable. Yeah, where are they like?
[00:40:39] Like just you know like huge like church crowns
[00:40:43] Yeah, like a fucking like fruit basket and shit
[00:40:49] Yeah, the clothing itself was pretty extravagant too, but the hats were so big that you didn't really have time to
[00:40:59] It's a way to oh it's a way to distract
[00:41:03] It's a self-defense mechanism. Yeah, yep kind of like camouflage Adam. Don't touch my cable ties, please
[00:41:10] I'm not I'm please put my zip ties back down. I'm not doing it. I just was like respect my problem
[00:41:16] I'm not like I'm not zipping it dude. I'm just like I'm just
[00:41:19] I'm just fidgeting. I'm fidget spinning it. Let me fidget. Let the man bought those
[00:41:30] No, no fidget spinners had had their run and now they're done, huh? Yeah, I saw a post
[00:41:35] It was probably fake online. You're like calling fidget spinners fidget spinners
[00:41:40] Which was that it was like some like imam somewhere that was like the fidget spinner was
[00:41:46] invented by the zionist our zionist enemies to
[00:41:54] Yeah, well it was and it's worked. Yeah, what if we find out every one of those conspiracies is true
[00:42:02] I would have had a stop and say it's like the men in black
[00:42:05] Pizza gate and like david ikey talking about parliament. Yeah, like well, that's the thing
[00:42:11] The when pizza gate happened when pizza gate was happening it was like funny because they're you know
[00:42:16] The wild conclusions they were drawing and all this shit
[00:42:20] But then there was always things like that best of pizza logo or like
[00:42:25] the owner saying that there was no basement at the pizza restaurant and then like two years prior
[00:42:31] They found some quote of his where he's like yeah down in the basement and then the basement was like
[00:42:36] It disappeared or something or like it just wasn't like a reporter went they're like yeah
[00:42:40] There's no basement, you know, they filled the shit in with cement
[00:42:43] Yeah, there was just like weird shit dude some fucked up definitely have like well
[00:42:48] I don't know a lot of it's just lies a lot of it's like the all right guys lying saying like look at this
[00:42:52] Stuff that was on his instagram and it wasn't even on his instagram
[00:42:56] Yeah, but then like even that padece email like there's a hankerchief here with a map on it that seems pizza related
[00:43:03] Is it yours like what the fuck does that mean right right?
[00:43:07] I give and there's never been an answer for it. I mean like it's just a map of italy
[00:43:15] Democrats like explained everything else that was like in those emails and like that's the one thing that's caused all this
[00:43:24] And there's i mean like when when there's an insane conspiracy theory about you where you i just don't
[00:43:31] You don't address it. I don't address it. I agree with that. Obviously padece is addressing it and actively now too actively
[00:43:41] Instigating right this fucking pizza gate thing and he won't offer an explanation as to what the fuck that email means
[00:43:47] You know and it's like to think that like
[00:43:51] They would just be openly disgusting raping children obviously is the answer
[00:43:55] I'm sure there is an explanation for it. It's just some dumb shit, but like explain it. What the fuck is it mean?
[00:44:01] Yeah, like stop making it easy to just be like well
[00:44:04] There's something else going on here and the fact that like you know people were pointing at that flight logs of a lady express
[00:44:10] And also jeffrey epsene raped children. He was like he went to jail for
[00:44:17] Creating child prostitutes and then using his money to sort of get out of it. Jesus. You know
[00:44:22] I mean he did a year and then they they bumped the charge down to like soliciting
[00:44:27] And that was it. What was he he was a film producer?
[00:44:30] No, I think he was just an investor or something just rich ass, but he had all these powerful friends
[00:44:36] Clinton was on the plane, right? Yeah, clinton prince andrew dersha wits
[00:44:44] Uh like there was like a lot of celebrities that were on that list. You think truss fucks a kid for sure allegedly
[00:44:54] Yeah, i'll try to get sued, but yeah for sure 100
[00:44:57] Vocation if you're a financier. Oh, yeah real estate guy
[00:45:01] Yeah, or like that that wealthy inventor who chopped up that like a journalist on his personal submarine
[00:45:11] One-on-one. Yeah, no if someone owns a submarine they kill people at the very least
[00:45:17] Someone on your book you read 20,000 leagues under the sea jules vern i have no idea why that's considered a good book
[00:45:27] But there's barely anything happens. It's like page after page of descriptions of things that he just copied out of the encyclopedia
[00:45:34] Yeah, basically. Yeah, i mean it's all just like a giant squid or something
[00:45:38] And then i think it's more about it being a formative
[00:45:41] Text it's just him describing in detail like all the shit that lives at the bottom of the ocean
[00:45:49] Nemo well, that's because it's that that was their planet earth dude. Yeah, imagine how the world is the lolita express
[00:45:57] We go to the depths of the ocean and rape children
[00:46:07] The plot of the hair club for men doesn't he have a submarine? I don't remember
[00:46:11] When they're the hair club for men episode where they're with the hair club for men is nambla
[00:46:17] It's like an international explorer and they go around the world raping children and make themselves young nice
[00:46:22] Remember that episode though. No, I don't watch that much south mark. I like it
[00:46:32] What about usama's fucking computer computer? That was pretty funny. That was a fun new story
[00:46:38] I mean everyone's saying oh, it was probably his men that were watching
[00:46:42] You know charlie bit my finger or whatever. Yeah, wait, what happened?
[00:46:47] Osama had charlie bit my finger on his computer. Osama bin Laden. That's just coming out now
[00:46:55] That's funny. This guy released like all the files that were on his computer one of them was charlie bit my finger
[00:47:03] Like people are still human to some extent. Yeah, you want to just imagine he's like he's like the machine at the end of the matrix
[00:47:13] That's just a face made out of needles. Yeah, right, you know, but he like charlie bit
[00:47:17] You could probably spend an hour just shooting the shit with very evil people. Yeah, and it wouldn't be like that weird. Yeah
[00:47:24] Yeah, um, so there's a twitter account that has been tweeting images from his computer
[00:47:29] I saw that somebody said this is that real?
[00:47:33] Uh, I believe so. Yeah, also somebody said that they found like I don't know evidence that he would like go to youtube and argue with
[00:47:41] People in the comments about like 9-11 being an inside job
[00:47:48] The evil people like that's that's so funny, but it's so funny to think like Osama being like no
[00:47:54] No, it can't happen. This shit is like he's the one most offended by
[00:48:00] Like it's Osama that's like he's like watching us
[00:48:04] What's it called loose spares loose change? Yeah loose change was on the computer
[00:48:07] I mean, that's gotta be frustrating if you did 9-11
[00:48:23] He didn't have bugs like but he had ants. Yeah, that's the most despicable thing about
[00:48:27] Yeah, the Zionist I'm a bit like the Zionist bug movie. Yeah
[00:48:32] Um, yeah, it was funny. I was reading an article about uh
[00:48:41] recent Jeepers creepers movie and they were like ask him why he chose to work with a man who
[00:48:46] Is a convicted child rapist, you know, and he's like, you know, it's just a very difficult question to answer and it's like at some point
[00:48:53] You have to ask yourself. Do I believe in redemption?
[00:49:03] Yeah, donate your entire fucking salary to some sort of victims rights group then if this is about redemption and believing in fucking
[00:49:10] You know people getting second. Yeah retire from public life
[00:49:13] It's not like you would have to go live under a bridge right exactly what that's what your redemption is is that
[00:49:19] There's a difference in being forgiven and being rewarded and people turning a fucking blind eye to
[00:49:24] There's no shortage of people that could do his fucking job either right?
[00:49:32] I don't know. Yeah, why do they why are they so like they're okay with pedophilia in Europe
[00:49:38] They're like chill about it. They're not you're doing the um they are no you're you're doing this
[00:49:44] I'm gonna speak really confidently about something that I don't understand. I mean I can't stop stop. That's how you do it
[00:49:50] No, no, that was jolansky went over after he escaped and started fucking Natasha kinsky because they don't have a
[00:50:00] But he's like straight up like all right my new
[00:50:03] I think you're because they want a lot of countries that are like we will not but on the basis of human rights
[00:50:10] Extra-dye anyone to the United States where there is a death penalty
[00:50:14] Yeah, hmm. I think that's good, but also I think they are personally
[00:50:19] I just think Kevin spaces should get the death penalty
[00:50:23] It's about redemption, but only in the instance of Kevin spacey. Mm-hmm. Yep. They say it would be if they did execute Kevin space
[00:50:37] You know they should keep house of cards and just write that into the plot well
[00:50:40] That was the other thing like it was like it house guards is ending anyways and Netflix is like oh, yeah, we can't there's no way
[00:50:47] We continue doing this show with uh, you know with this guy
[00:50:52] I don't think I know anyone who's ever watched that show
[00:50:55] You see like the liberal feminists take they were like oh perfect finally
[00:51:00] They finally elected a woman president and now they're canceling it like great Hillary had to lose shut out
[00:51:07] Other canceling house the second. Yeah, no robin rights character Kevin spacey's wife is not I guess the president on that show
[00:51:15] I thought he was a people are like the show people are like just kill off Kevin spacey and keep the woman president
[00:51:20] I mean, I mean, yeah, that's that would literally be what they would do
[00:51:25] It was a hit show. They shoot in Baltimore, right? Yeah, it's just not a it's just not a good show
[00:51:29] How do you know if people are watching it if it's neffluse? It's not like they know ratings no
[00:51:33] I mean it is ratings. It's easier to track than fucking Nielsen. Oh, I guess yeah
[00:51:37] I guess but they don't they don't release it Nielsen only works, but they know I know but do we know we don't know?
[00:51:43] We don't know but Netflix absolute because I mean it has to do it send a request to the server to download the show for sure
[00:51:49] With Nielsen, it's just sort of a like a random sampling that they scale up based on like
[00:51:54] I don't know like region or something. Yeah, some kind of algorithm. Yeah, just like a couple people. I know the um
[00:52:05] Tell them to watch so much power tell them to watch people talking sports and other stuff on the msg network
[00:52:17] The irani and Nielsen family most popular show hotel businessman
[00:52:22] Yeah, our son amir he watched a hotel businessman video his favorite video is here hotel businessman
[00:52:38] They asked they keep asking my family to be a Nielsen family in Baltimore. My mom won't do it for some reason why I don't know
[00:52:44] Do you get money? Yeah, but she doesn't want to do it
[00:52:47] Venetia doesn't want to be tracked. She wants to stay off the fucking no, they're giving you power
[00:52:51] I still think it's so funny your mom's named after fucking window dressings
[00:52:56] Yeah, this is my dumb mom curtains. It's a beautiful name, dude. Yeah does does vinetya
[00:53:01] Let me ask you this does the curtain did the does the carpet match her name?
[00:53:11] You're my blinds your mom's pussy your mom's pussy's name is carpet
[00:53:20] That's how analogies work whatever man. I'm not trying to fucking think too much. I'm hungry
[00:53:24] I'm trying to do the bad on the SAT's. I did great on the SAT's
[00:53:38] That's good. It's pretty good. That's good. I just fucked my math up. I had a 710 verbal
[00:53:45] The only that last time I was smart was high school in the first couple years of college. I wonder if they're gonna continue making kids
[00:53:56] You need to know how to spell anymore is like kind of a you don't
[00:54:03] Like they don't take spelling. Oh, they don't have like three prints. He was like
[00:54:09] They'll be like they asked them to whatever
[00:54:11] consolidate a story or something and they'll be like three principles that they're but he said that like
[00:54:18] They don't count off for misspelling. Oh, okay. It's a private company, right? It's not like a government administered test
[00:54:24] Oh, yeah. No, all this stuff is like bullshit the college board or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It sounds official
[00:54:29] That sounds like yeah, that sounds a good college board. Let's just yeah. Oh, you and you know they rape kids too. Oh, yeah
[00:54:38] The administrators like they're they're just hoping some kids are gonna combine SAT on their dick if you know
[00:54:44] Has a woman besides paul of poundstone ever been like famously and publicly accused paul
[00:54:50] She wasn't accused of molesting she accused of like abuse. You know you mean a celebrity woman. Yeah, like
[00:54:56] Yeah, and it like switched a lot and like the kid was
[00:55:00] She was just drunk driving a kid around
[00:55:09] There was some question the kid was like a very fucked up foster child who apparently experienced abuse and
[00:55:16] No, it was like there was no there was no conviction or anything
[00:55:21] Yeah, damn it was the vest her vest was too flashy not vest. It was the shoulder pads the shoulder pads the white ties
[00:55:28] Mm-hmm. There's some kid fucking shoulder pads if I've ever seen them
[00:55:33] Well, I thought we could do a super episode on Hollywood pedophiles, but I guess we sort of ran out of things to say about him
[00:55:46] Right now that's been accused of it and she's like a fucking millionaire heiress really yeah a fucking kid
[00:55:53] I don't know if it's like a famous. Yeah, she fucked Jack Nicholson's grandson. He's 15
[00:55:59] Yeah, no, he's a pimp and he fucks like 30 year old with well, Mickelson
[00:56:02] Mickelson like let that girl get raped in his house
[00:56:07] That's true. That's really really the Polanski shit happened in what Jack Nicholson's house. That is so fucked up. Yeah
[00:56:15] He was in the he was in the sunglasses room trying on sunglasses
[00:56:19] And uh, someone get you keep it down up there. Yeah Polanski was like thank you. Yeah
[00:56:27] Polanski was borrowed one of the babies from the sunglasses
[00:56:32] I gotta put all the sunglasses on a baby first to see how they look
[00:56:39] If the sunglasses don't look good on a baby, they're not gonna look good on me
[00:56:43] Roman why don't you fuck this kid for a second
[00:56:50] I got a new pair of ray bands. I want to view a child's asshole. How soon did after the murders did that happen?
[00:57:03] That's not an excuse. I've never been so sad that I gave like a child
[00:57:10] Like any kind of like a beauty. That's not how I deal with grief
[00:57:15] Any kind of sexual abuse is always like you don't understand. It's because something happened to me or whatever
[00:57:22] Something happened to you is that you became a pedophile
[00:57:26] That's how the work works things happen to you and you don't have to do horrible things
[00:57:31] Yeah, yeah, that's not an excuse for any other kind of shitty behavior. Yeah, I just don't understand why people do that
[00:57:37] Because they got nothing they got nothing else. Yep
[00:57:43] Well ozone hole is closing up, which means
[00:57:48] Adam's got to get a smaller pair of pants because those own hole is his asshole. Yeah, that's how big it is
[00:57:54] Yeah, so if rastrelia where his dad lives eat him bring you a so we got here Noah
[00:58:01] That was a good walking fuck eat. That's good. Thanks. There's a lion king reboot. Oh, yeah
[00:58:08] Yeah, that looks pretty funny black people on it mostly blacks. Yeah, well, I mean everybody in the original lion king was black
[00:58:14] Yeah, uh, I believe there were lions. I think they're keeping the the ratio the same
[00:58:23] No, I'm just mostly black actors on yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait. So it's a it's an animated thing. Yeah, it's like Beyonce
[00:58:29] Is not a is it the same story. Yeah, it's just a reboot. I think I don't fucking know
[00:58:35] What are they gonna reanimate? I think they're doing the thing. They're doing that weird beauty of the B shit
[00:58:40] It's like live action sort of I think so because the one on Broadway is all puppets right on a plane
[00:58:47] Yeah, I tried to watch. Oh, was it good?
[00:58:50] Beauty I got like two minutes into it. I'm like this is so fucking patronizing everyone wants women to revert to childhood now
[00:58:57] All entertainment is garbage. Yep. Everyone's just kind of crawl back into but they're gonna watch it. It's a nostalgia hole
[00:59:03] I don't know. Did it do well? It's a great
[00:59:06] Seriously, they're doing like eight of these adult women who are like this was the last time I had hope yeah for sure
[00:59:11] Well, I get it. I mean that's that's why that's why all that's why that's why that's why comic book movies fucking do well
[00:59:17] It's just a dude version of the day. Yeah, exactly
[00:59:20] Yeah, it's just like remember this shit. I never watched rangers things
[00:59:23] I watched the first 10 minutes. I was like no nakin Phil both told me it was bad
[00:59:28] I was like oh I trust them. I watched all of it because I had to because it's about Indiana and they actually did a good job
[00:59:35] Of like portraying a small Hoosier town a Hoosier. Yeah, a lot of using corn is
[00:59:41] You know the the main kid from stranger things also was working with
[00:59:46] Uh one of the guys who was accused of raping kids the kid with the kid dropped them
[00:59:50] Grash him. Grash him the kid actually dropped him the APA guy
[00:59:53] Yeah, APA might be in fucking trouble too because like they were like oh we wholeheartedly deny that we had any knowledge of this and what's APA
[01:00:02] Agency agency of performing arts or whatever. They're like it's cia William Morris and cia
[01:00:07] Or like the big cia William Morris and APA or the UTA and UTA those are like the big agencies in hollywood
[01:00:14] Um, but tyler grash him. It was like a agent there who worked with kids just like the in the in wake of the
[01:00:21] Kevin spacey thing he had raped a bunch of like 14 year old boys that he worked with
[01:00:27] And uh, nap a saying that they didn't know and then one of the victims is like yeah, no I emailed the president of uh
[01:00:46] Obviously good to jail with the fuck right. Yeah, you shouldn't you shouldn't be able to fucking be successful and powerful
[01:00:52] And that like that's when it becomes not funny when it's one guy who's the mascot of a sandwich restaurant pretty funny
[01:01:00] You know when it's a friend of ours. It makes a good day in nine of videos
[01:01:07] I guess you know what the total old comedian who spent the last 40 years of his career scolding black people
[01:01:13] For pulling up their pants. Yeah, it's funny pretty good
[01:01:16] Uh actually that says what should have warned people about shane is not that he listens to our show
[01:01:24] Yeah, anybody that does anything with film is uh suspect. Oh, yes
[01:01:29] Which you're drawing everybody just like a fat uh, stave as a cat. It's cute
[01:01:35] That's cute. Well, I wanted to look at it. I just heard that it was cute and I'll take that
[01:01:41] Oh, that is very cute. I don't think that's cute. What about a show of like it's stave and earnest and they're best friends
[01:01:50] Yeah, you say fucker. What crime would they solve?
[01:01:54] They fatly saw crime. Where the slippers here. They go on they go online and uh
[01:01:59] You know, they try like find pictures and like
[01:02:04] That I can't get soup dumplings and bent it is criminal. I can't get two dumplings in a story
[01:02:09] I'll tell you that actually great. You can in a story. No soup dumplings. That's the one food. We don't have
[01:02:15] And it's a it's a it's a Chinese people in a story. Yeah, but yeah, the Chinese food
[01:02:19] Chinese people are good. They're Chinese people flushing is so close
[01:02:26] And bets die. I mean, but they don't make like they make like bets. We have shitty
[01:02:30] We have shitty like takeout Chinese. We don't have any good Chinese in this story. Yeah, we have a lot of Thai food
[01:02:44] Like asia does vegan food good. Yeah, you can eat. Oh, yeah
[01:02:51] Indian. Yeah, I was gonna say it's really good place. I went to a couple of times that I would just order regularly, you know, like
[01:02:58] Sesame chicken or whatever every time I went there and I didn't know until like three times that I've been there that it's vegus errant
[01:03:04] It was that good. It was that good. Yeah, and I was just eating like tofu. Holy shit. Where was it?
[01:03:10] It was in DC somewhere. I can't remember the exact neighborhood, but it like
[01:03:16] I mean, I don't know if it was because the tofu was so good
[01:03:19] Or well, they're better with like I think like with Thai food they get the really
[01:03:26] Thick kind and they freeze it and they get all the moisture out so it's chewy and it absorbs more stuff
[01:03:32] And I assume that's what like good Chinese, but very well
[01:03:35] I think it's just that the meat and regular Chinese food is such a shit
[01:03:41] Chicken in Chinese in Chinese food is so bad. She could eat China the Chinese
[01:03:48] How the drumstick in your brain starts taking what the fuck how is that like those little lyrics?
[01:03:56] Ladies they had a real run there. I have a I bought the seedy off my shirt
[01:04:21] Yeah, they had a DJ. Yeah, bear naked ladies didn't have a
[01:04:26] Yeah, it was a ladies were they were yeah
[01:04:31] I I auditioned for the school play and I got it and I had a kiss an eighth grade girl
[01:04:36] It was a murder mystery agatha christie murder mystery and then he fucked up and accidentally kissed him
[01:04:47] Is announced no come on that was good. That was good
[01:04:50] He tripped and then his mouth fell onto a man's penis
[01:04:56] Anyway, she was a she was really into bear naked ladies
[01:05:01] And uh, I I lied I made up in a conversation that I was really into them too
[01:05:06] But I thought that it was a they were girls
[01:05:09] Because I was in there because the band I was beginning of your lifelong obsession with lying to people
[01:05:15] I used to do I remember when scary movie came out
[01:05:20] And everyone had seen it at school. I hadn't seen it
[01:05:22] I would just listen to people describing course in scary movie the bits
[01:05:26] My mom would I would relay the bits as if because I was so embarrassed that I hadn't seen scary movie
[01:05:31] My mom banned those very good stuff and I did that for a little bit myself south park
[01:05:36] I would deal with south park. I feel like my entire life has been people talking about things that I haven't seen or experienced
[01:05:42] And then I just sort of sit there quietly. I mean that is kind of like a something great
[01:05:47] He's way for an opportunity. He's pun opportunity appears
[01:05:52] Yeah, I got this slippery slippery slope
[01:05:57] Mr. Slippery slope. Hey, well, you know, we got to do something. Yep. You gotta say you gotta say things in life. Oh, yeah
[01:06:09] My god of fucking nope in your mouth and make words
[01:06:14] Sometimes the speech you give at a wedding
[01:06:17] Yeah, this is the towel of Nick. You know when I first found out that Jessica was marrying a Chinese guy
[01:06:25] I thought to myself that that's got to be a fucking mistake
[01:06:29] I mean, he's got he's got to have a small cock, right?
[01:06:31] We all know that about the Chinese. I'm just kidding Brian. I later found out that he's a good guy
[01:06:37] I still don't know what his cock looks like and that's sort of the basis of our friendship is it
[01:06:42] I just assume mine is taking your teeth with a zip tie right? Whoa, dude. This is why no one let's touch things
[01:06:50] I'm sorry and I accidentally zip tied it. I wanted to keep it open so you could use it
[01:06:54] But then I closed it's yeah, so then you just decided to go whole hog and shove it up your ass
[01:06:58] I got a whole not a huge show of yours. Do you do this?
[01:07:02] It was good. I was it would just be more
[01:07:05] Yeah, yeah, okay. We'll close up shop pretty soon speaking of closing up shop
[01:07:11] Haha at all the bloggers that got fired
[01:07:14] I support them. I mean fuck them. I support them on principle fuck the rich guy, but haha. Yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:07:26] He even more even more than his actual principles. Yes mocking them is fortunate. I'm other. Well, emotionally. Yes
[01:07:35] I mean, I do think it's funny that they lost their job
[01:07:37] I mean, you know, it shouldn't happen because that guy clearly bought those those news or those those those websites just to do that
[01:07:59] I understand what that part is, but it's like just not the wga. West. It's like a
[01:08:07] They're they're just doing a really bad job of trying to organize like print stuff. Yeah, and uh, I guess I guess west is great
[01:08:16] Yeah, well west west covers television writers and people who write features and shit
[01:08:21] And it's like incredibly fucking hard to get into but I guess
[01:08:24] Uh, I mean because labor law and shit is so different from state to state like it's the us is
[01:08:30] It like our trade unionist movement is just completely different than any other countries
[01:08:35] But they completely shit the bed like they had no ammo
[01:08:41] Particularly lucrative it would have just been easier for him to close up shop and there are things they could have done
[01:08:47] Instead of they're just like hey, we would like your dues and
[01:08:50] Every single person got fired a week later
[01:08:53] That means you are not good at organizing unions. That's not supposed to happen. Yeah
[01:08:59] Yeah, we're too stupid clearly to know what really happened but we'll take your word
[01:09:06] Yeah, well, I mean the guy like was a trump guy
[01:09:09] John Rick and he was saying that the company wasn't profitable and was threatening to close it down and everyone was like, oh, that's
[01:09:14] On record that like uh like gothamist or maybe it was dna info lost money
[01:09:20] Every month but I many people have said that gothamist was making money, but then they merged dna info. Yeah, so
[01:09:27] dna info. Um, it's like it's like a racist website that tells you about why black people are
[01:09:34] That's certainly what it sounds like maybe that's the reason was losing money. Yeah, it was really
[01:09:42] So like like they really did do reporting on stuff like real estate and police corruption. I mean
[01:09:49] Too bad they didn't have a better union
[01:09:51] Info for like crown highest dna info like pet sites like neighborhood by neighborhood. So there was it was right. It's nice done now
[01:10:00] Yeah, yeah, all right the website down which there's no reason to do. Yeah. Yeah, the hosting fees are paid
[01:10:08] You're literally closing down a revenue stream. Yeah, fire everybody and leave everything up and shut down
[01:10:17] If you are but there's rumors floating unionized you should make sure you have some recourse where you're like
[01:10:23] Oh, we could hurt your bottom line if there's rumors floating that everyone that worked at gothamist was also molesting children
[01:10:32] Yeah, he's doing the good thing. Yeah, I mean when I hear the term organize
[01:10:38] I think to myself organize for what to molest children
[01:10:41] And we're living in the era of blind dangerous accusations against entire groups
[01:10:47] Of people. Yep. Why not join in? You know, why not make my own accusations? That's fun people out get your piece of the pie
[01:10:57] Um, I was working with somebody all 80 that said that uh
[01:11:01] I mean, I don't want to put a business out there, but a famous billionaire
[01:11:06] It is like sexually assaulted her and I was like
[01:11:12] You know, let's meet you that shit. Yeah, I'll help
[01:11:18] Why'd you wait till the end of the episode to do that? I don't know
[01:11:21] That's this one. I had a nice nice one. Yeah
[01:11:25] Uh, well, we gotta end this one. We're gonna get a big Pepsi for stave
[01:11:30] No, I won't have a big Pepsi a big Pepsi cold. I might go have two liter
[01:11:33] I might go have vegan Chinese food. I'm pretty bloomberg two liters. Chalk. Anybody want to come get vegan Chinese in Astoria
[01:11:39] I should probably eat but I'm kind of the mood for like a breakfast thing
[01:11:41] I don't want Chinese food breakfast. Um, but yeah, I guess thanks for listening if uh, if you're one of the the agents that
[01:11:51] Is interested in Adam because you like the show. Mm-hmm. You know, um, he's not he's not on board with
[01:11:57] Us calling out the predatory nature of the business exactly I won't add him. We'll be complicit
[01:12:03] So if you want to contact him and maybe offer him a job for for some reason pick him out of the three
[01:12:12] I wonder why him is yeah, it's different that somebody in hollywood would
[01:12:19] Him but anyhow, uh, yeah, if you uh, you know, don't read too much into it
[01:12:24] We're just having to laugh here if you're in the industry, you know, you want to
[01:12:28] You want to uh, approach us to completely change the tone and theme of the show to create a sitcom for
[01:12:36] Children or whatever the fuck yeah, yeah, please pitch us your idea to young young come town
[01:12:41] Yeah, we call it. We call it cool town, right? Yeah, cool town. We talk about Selena Gomez
[01:12:45] Yeah, yeah, that definitely seems like it would like like, you know, drive with the tone of the show come town babies
[01:12:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah, like up the babies if you want to just go ahead and like take some of the money that we've made already is like a
[01:12:59] preemptive commission for this bad idea that you have please contact Adam
[01:13:03] And go through me. That's good. That's taking share. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, and the real you can email adam at
[01:13:19] That's a great email. Yeah, didler on the on the didler on the roof
[01:13:29] Didler on the hoof did learn that's a you fucking kid on a horse. I guess
[01:13:38] If I was a straight. Yes, I was laughing the other day with jp about like a local news broadcast
[01:13:42] It's like and today some sad news the world's gayest man passed
[01:13:59] Where they announced like the world's oldest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:14:02] Was a gay guy. That was a fun one. All right, uh, you guys were good. We have uh funny moms on the 13th come to that
[01:14:14] And uh still spooky, you know 13 scary number, you know, that's where is it acute? Is it not a second?
[01:14:20] The 22nd we will be at uh, we got a live show coming in dc. So stick stay for details for that everyone
[01:14:28] Uh, it's gonna be very fun. I announced it on instagram live you did already but only like
[01:14:32] 80 anyway, yeah, we don't have all the details yet, but the 22nd in dc. It's gonna be a big show. Hope to see you there
[01:14:37] Uh, goodbye everyone. I'll be in cleveland on the third. So i'll be headlining. Hello