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[00:00:09] yeah uh... it actually really stands for child killer
[00:00:12] louisie k what's the first thing he did does in the intro to louis
[00:00:17] it doesn't what do you think that means
[00:00:21] he did the comedy seller abasement that's a little doesn't follow us
[00:00:27] so you think this beating off of his false flag
[00:00:29] the i think i think i said you have some article where he he describes the
[00:00:32] comedy seller incorrectly that's part of a grand liberal scheme to deny the
[00:00:36] existence of basements in general uh...
[00:00:43] that hillary clinton and and the panda's to brothers holy fucking shit
[00:00:50] uh... so i take a mind i i do have bipolar disorder
[00:00:56] i have a history of manic behavior and conspiracy theories are trigger for me
[00:01:04] and be careful i haven't been sleeping a lot
[00:01:06] uh... it's not cocaine fueled mostly this time around its nickers there's a
[00:01:10] bag of all the candy left in our office
[00:01:13] my blood sugar levels of fucked up all the odds you know i mean it's not it's
[00:01:20] uh... but i i may or may not have uh... uh... diabetes uh... induced psychosis
[00:01:28] peter gate is real folks and we have a couple of new developments if you've
[00:01:32] i watched a documentary a week ago in open secret yes where they uh... talk
[00:01:38] pedophile company that was around around the
[00:01:40] turn of the century turn of millennium by three pedophiles
[00:01:47] den yeah which is also like such a sinister den what is then it's a room in
[00:01:51] a house what do you think is under the den that's right folks a fucking
[00:01:58] anyways uh... brine singer and gary gutter and uh... garth answer and david
[00:02:03] newman were named in a lawsuit stemming from the den rapes in the way through
[00:02:07] the guy who uh... cues them was discredited because apparently he was
[00:02:11] some sort of financial fraud the case fell apart and they've been using that
[00:02:15] as a defense to smear anyone that makes these accusations if you find a burner
[00:02:20] account for like probably yeah so brine singers account this is brian
[00:02:23] singing the guy with a spikey here no he directed x-man and all that shit
[00:02:27] all right right and usual sus and at pupil which there is a lawsuit brought
[00:02:31] against the money he filmed at pupil because
[00:02:34] according to the the the complaint that was filed he got a bunch of under age
[00:02:38] extras to strip mood and tape them mood for a shower scene whoa and then there
[00:02:42] was an investigation that was dropped and then the accusers was discredited and
[00:02:46] they re shot the scene with the adult extras so like
[00:02:49] i don't think there's any denial that under a jxt was were there and then they
[00:02:53] re shot the same scene with naked adults so it's like why were the extras
[00:03:02] uh... jesus christ imagine being that bold and in the documentary he did the
[00:03:09] uh... directors commentary this guy brian peck who was then later found out to
[00:03:13] be raping children in the collodia and is still working on children's show
[00:03:17] after he pled guilty to rape what yes so
[00:03:21] only fucking shit well michael egan brought a suit against gary gutter
[00:03:27] david newman garth answer your brian singer at stemming from the den
[00:03:31] allegations it was discredited gary gutter this week was outed by antony
[00:03:35] edwards an actor from the show er for repeatedly molesting him beginning at
[00:03:41] who sent up the yeah uh... what goose yeah goose is fucking kids no he got
[00:04:09] gary old men gary old man who's gary is guilty by the way
[00:04:13] but so you do you know that in the in that gary old man take the are out of
[00:04:17] his name what's the spell gale man there you go
[00:04:27] uh... my third eyes open and well once i don't mean my asshole again gary
[00:04:31] gutter an accusation happens is his publicist says all week category deny
[00:04:37] and it's kind of been swept under the rug brian singer deleted as a count the
[00:04:41] day that kevin's pc accusations came out possibly because immediately people
[00:04:45] made the connection between spacey and singer who's accused of very similar
[00:04:49] uh... so that in itself is not an admission guilt or whatever
[00:04:54] uh... then this account pops up like literally a couple hours later it's
[00:05:05] vehemently defending brian singer with like
[00:05:08] statements that make it seem like it's just brian it's like
[00:05:11] uh... he's an easy target because he's a gay man and he's very naive and he may have made some poor
[00:05:16] that doesn't mean anything you know yeah
[00:05:20] yeah it's very weird accidentally sucked off a four and a half year old
[00:05:23] also out to bring it back to pizza gate one of the big things from pizza gate that
[00:05:27] hasn't really been refuted as far as any kind of like mainstream coverage in
[00:05:30] the new york times late on us and and and
[00:05:34] is that there's another pizza restaurant called best of pizza that was like in the
[00:05:40] yeah we talk about the name of logo and the defense is lots of companies have
[00:05:44] logos that look like triangles and it's like well it's not just a triangle
[00:05:48] it's like the literal logo on a slice of pizza could be a coincidence it's
[00:05:53] uh... coincidence or or not vague enough that best of pizza didn't change their
[00:06:02] uh... but the example cited as far as other companies that have it are the ao
[00:06:05] logo which looks nothing like yes triangle because it's america online so
[00:06:10] it's an a with an o inside right right right not
[00:06:18] uh... mighty ducks mighty ducks but also was accused in that den lawsuit because
[00:06:24] executives at the company along with mark Collins rector whoa a guy
[00:06:28] mighty ducks yet well in mighty ducks there's a kid wearing a hockey helmet
[00:06:33] with enamel a low-paint it on the helmet are you serious about somebody's
[00:06:38] wrote it to me now the thing with pizza gate you gotta be careful of is it is a
[00:06:42] conspiracy theory so people are very eager to be a photoshopped it yeah yeah
[00:06:46] bullshit out there like uh... al alafantis the guy that owns com at ping pong
[00:06:51] pizza keep made his instagram private as soon as this story broken people are like
[00:06:54] look what's on his instagram some of its real some of its fake
[00:06:58] the real stuff is like i can see defense for almost all of it
[00:07:01] you know the fake stuff is him getting a cock rub holding a baby
[00:07:06] and in the in the he tagged it hashtag uh... chicken lovers
[00:07:11] which ch ch chicken hawk in the gay community is somebody likes to
[00:07:18] that's weird and then if you look at the
[00:07:21] if you look at the most great remember the hog remember the the
[00:07:25] loony tunes there's a little chicken yeah there was a
[00:07:28] friends with fog horn yeah yeah like so imagine fog horn fucking that little
[00:07:32] that little chick fag horny lag horny lag horny like horny like the fuck
[00:07:37] boys legs yeah which was actually a thing uh... that uh... i heard
[00:07:41] come again that little ball closer it's real but soccer t's used to fuck boys
[00:07:45] legs yeah they would put a kids in between their
[00:07:47] thing there's a size to put olive oil in between that kid
[00:07:51] lost in the long huh you're being that kid lost in lion
[00:07:54] now he was actually pretty funny but he was like one of uh... brison turners
[00:07:58] like disciples mmm uh... brison is like
[00:08:01] you guys didn't know brison brison was i've had a mind yeah he was a kind of a
[00:08:05] guy that was like almost too talented for the position he was in
[00:08:09] where he just like didn't have doggy style if i had to be
[00:08:13] thank you if i had to be critical i would say that
[00:08:15] you know he uh... didn't have the patience to wait until he found more
[00:08:20] spun out in the stand-up philosophy sort of thing but he had a couple of guys
[00:08:23] under one of them was lost in lion who is everyone who's actually pretty funny
[00:08:27] but uh... i don't know if he does stand up anymore but he was doing a bit one
[00:08:31] and he's like yeah like i i think about like uh...
[00:08:39] they he used to take boys and they would do the same way they wouldn't
[00:08:42] molest the boys they would push their legs together to make a fake pussy
[00:08:46] and then fuck the legs yes yeah and that was
[00:08:54] the guy you know yes it was a very funny bit
[00:08:56] yeah uh... you know imagine what regular ask gree people were doing a little
[00:09:00] boys yeah if it's fucking Socrates who's probably a
[00:09:03] gay-ass nerd of his day well this this is what you know
[00:09:07] there is a weird thing about the farmers were doing alfantas'
[00:09:10] instagram picture was a statue of this like greek
[00:09:15] guy that was like either uh deity or like some kind of either
[00:09:20] myth i might have even been a historical figure i don't really look into it too
[00:09:24] i mean you know i'm googling all these things so rapidly and doing lines
[00:09:27] and yeah i don't have time to research every
[00:09:31] the guy yeah it's like a greek figure that is like uh
[00:09:45] aims alfantas' account stavi baby three
[00:09:52] it's a fat guy hiding children in his fat fold somewhere yeah
[00:09:59] guys don't know don't turn the wow don't turn the eye towards me
[00:10:03] keep me out of this guys let's focus on the let's focus
[00:10:07] you know protect me at all cost i've been i've been sucking up our own
[00:10:10] of of blind items in this secret hollywood pet of field your ring
[00:10:14] and i mean it's like you look at the catholic church in british parlman
[00:10:18] and shit and and you know even subway jared it's like
[00:10:21] subway jared was trying to turn children into prostitutes
[00:10:24] and it was he somehow had enough power to make all these people complicit in
[00:10:28] this fucking operation and it's literally the guy who's
[00:10:31] old sweet onion chicken terry i guess he has he has zero transferable skills
[00:10:38] it's not like fucking he leaves subway they weren't good commercials either
[00:10:43] we're good commercials what the fuck he has no charisma
[00:10:46] there's like zero there's nothing that he fucked every lineup never
[00:10:50] were you like wow that was a good read it was like
[00:10:53] it was like he fucking won a contest to be in a commercial every time
[00:10:56] giving him lines after his job was to smile and he couldn't even do that
[00:11:00] yeah yeah it was so fucked up it's the only thing that he has on his resume is
[00:11:04] holding up big pants that's all you need to be able to
[00:11:08] fuck kids in the air that's that's that was the man that was protected and
[00:11:12] insulated by power so imagine like what could the
[00:11:16] possibilities be if you're somebody that has i don't know a net worth of
[00:11:19] fucking six billion dollar david giffin like giffin
[00:11:23] and his co-founder of dreamworks steven spielberg
[00:11:26] oh oh shit who there's again and this is all rumor and conjecture
[00:11:31] so you're not allowed to hire the ass to kill me for saying this because i'm
[00:11:35] saying allegedly yes you know but this is what's crazy i read a blind item that
[00:11:41] said uh uh there was a popular 80s show um and back in the mid 80s like
[00:11:47] the fucking kids was all the rage and jolly you know what you think in jolly
[00:11:51] would at some point uh if even if you weren't a pedophile you had to fuck a
[00:11:55] kid to fit in i i mean what i if if i'd be real about it
[00:12:00] what i think is that so you have like the sexual revolution in like the
[00:12:04] the late 60s right free love movement and then you also have this new crop of
[00:12:09] like hollywood like big stars and direct people now that are fucking icons
[00:12:13] permanent a-listers that are coming around guys like steel spielberg or
[00:12:17] whatever yeah it's more saisy hollywood doesn't
[00:12:20] really understand any kind of ideology and they don't have any real empathy
[00:12:25] so the free love movement is then turned into a product by hollywood and what the
[00:12:29] free love movement is is uh rampant exploitation of people
[00:12:34] and fucking whoever you want and that's sort of embraced by these people with
[00:12:39] all this power is as like this liberty and sort of thing
[00:12:42] so i would say that peter-asty and child fucking was like something
[00:12:47] sort of kept in secret in hollywood have been embraced as like oh we're
[00:12:51] artists this is just what right i was gonna start to say
[00:12:53] and then and then they're not prudes the boomers like all the all the free
[00:12:57] love hippies that turned into wall street boomer yuppies in the fucking 1980s
[00:13:01] and abandon all that shit and justify their disgusting greed with
[00:13:05] yeah but we protested the vietnam war the exact same thing is happening in
[00:13:09] hollywood with the exploitation of children and women and all
[00:13:13] all this shit so the 80s is where that would blow up into
[00:13:18] this giant secret kid fucking world so i read a blind item
[00:13:22] that says that uh uh uh this little girl who was had a career in her own right
[00:13:29] came to star on a on a show that interestingly enough was film
[00:13:33] on the lot that i used to work on whoa and hollywood center studios
[00:13:37] okay and jeopardy used to be filmed there
[00:13:40] alex jebec rape children i got alex didn't but okay but the story is is it
[00:13:44] all this producers name i hear what is sucking my dick for a hundred alex
[00:13:48] they had the girl dance on thank you they had the girl dance on the jeopardy
[00:13:54] stage in a bikini wall these like four rows of producers all like beat off
[00:13:58] to her and then three of them took her in the back and
[00:14:00] and like rape their what and it caused the producers of jeopardy where we're
[00:14:05] not put the producers of jeopardy on the set because it's a lot and there's a
[00:14:09] bunch of shit there i don't think alex drebek has
[00:14:11] said i think alex drebek is probably the only person in hollywood that doesn't
[00:14:16] have dirt on it so you're saying they just use the jeopardy stage as a
[00:14:20] fuck part yeah and then you know so somebody runs out and gets like the
[00:14:23] set medic because the the blind item says that somebody
[00:14:27] inserted uh uh something into the girl's ass and she was having like a
[00:14:30] medical way the daily double was the blind item
[00:14:33] both of the extenter pussy or like hollywood gossip rumor blogs but they
[00:14:37] frame everything like a certain celebrity or scar
[00:14:41] just yeah that way they can't get like sued or whatever was spotted
[00:14:45] canoodle yeah yeah yeah that kind of shit so people in the blind and you know
[00:14:49] it's crazy there's one called crazy days and nights
[00:14:51] and there's this uh this guy him that comments on a lot of the uh the
[00:14:56] posts and they have like all this inside information and the theory is is that
[00:14:59] it's robert downey jr but whoa robert downey jr is denied it but
[00:15:04] damn you look at every fucking child star and how
[00:15:06] fucked up they are and it's like oh yeah it's because they're not famous anymore
[00:15:10] there's plenty of people that aren't famous anymore
[00:15:12] or that had success it's because they were molested yeah they got
[00:15:15] they were repeatedly fucked as hell you know robert downjune got
[00:15:18] fucked big well in the documentary like they they show
[00:15:21] cori feldman on the view seeing next to barber wall and barber wall just
[00:15:25] basically gave him like a don't snitch yeah barber wall just yeah barber wall
[00:15:29] just is like cori feldman's looking like a fucking psycho like michael
[00:15:33] jackson jet black dyed hair like looking scared as
[00:15:37] fucking like dressed like a like out of his mind yeah and barber wall just
[00:15:41] like sort of shitting on him he's like yeah you'd be so surprised the amount of
[00:15:45] people that are involved in this and it is some of the most powerful people
[00:15:48] damaging an entire industry right they fucked his ass when he was
[00:15:53] eight barber wall is come on bar babes yeah
[00:15:57] bad boy by the way by the way you see this picture of barber wall just
[00:16:01] when she was just a play buddy get it she ever brought this up is that
[00:16:06] that people are trying to drag david bowie for fucking a 15 year old after he
[00:16:09] died and that's not like in dispute or whatever
[00:16:11] okay yeah you see fuck the 15 year old yo led Zeppelin used to fuck like 13
[00:16:15] years it was fucked up yeah yeah yeah they put a squid in someone's pussy they
[00:16:21] yeah well her pussy was red it's blood red
[00:16:26] this is the behavior the behavior that people are saying is occurring is like
[00:16:31] first of all it's in we're talking in past tense in the 1980s is when this was
[00:16:36] all a fucking issue and there's documented evidence of that kind of
[00:16:39] behavior being like not acceptable really but sort of like fringe taboo
[00:16:43] behavior just like yeah whatever rupees like that rock stars just fucked
[00:16:47] children it was fuck it was weird yeah so this like 10 years after that if you
[00:16:51] think about you know what i mean like they're trying to be cool there's a
[00:16:54] bunch of fucking nerds they're like oh we're cool we fuck like
[00:16:57] you know hot young actresses but to them young and hot is like fucking 14
[00:17:01] because they're fucked up yeah i mean and also they were just child
[00:17:06] it's like it's gotta just be a thing that was sort of acceptable in this
[00:17:10] circles as like again like this liberty and weird
[00:17:14] right right people turn to blind eye it's quirky and and yeah it's quirky this
[00:17:18] is if i can drag off a little kid and they're not gonna be able to fucking
[00:17:21] hide it forever yeah well it's like what nixon before like
[00:17:24] it makes sense that people with these proclivities would be attracted to the
[00:17:27] arts because like there's always a lot of permissions made for creative people
[00:17:32] and that's like why like they're finding so many of these people like entrenched
[00:17:35] in hollywood because they like they escape to these worlds because they
[00:17:38] think that they can protect themselves that way
[00:17:41] they're not just some dudes in florida like trying to like fuck 12-year-old
[00:17:44] girls because those dudes get caught you know i don't know do they
[00:17:49] i don't know maybe i assume they do i was talking about all that
[00:17:52] i forget i was talking about it to catch a predator with somebody they're like
[00:17:55] yeah and didn't they find out that like chris hanson also i thought that too
[00:17:58] yeah i mean i didn't hear no no that's just a fun rumor because it would be
[00:18:02] hilarious i mean it would be so funny yeah it's so funny yeah if chris hanson's
[00:18:05] fucking kids that's the funniest thing that's ever happened
[00:18:08] any like yeah it's chris hanson showed up naked
[00:18:11] are you smarter than a fifth grader he's like i i'm sorry
[00:18:16] uh why don't i go have a seat yeah yeah yeah why don't i go have a seat
[00:18:21] he's interviewing himself jp baby laugh we're making fun of that show and he's
[00:18:25] saying that there should be a show called are you older than a fifth grader
[00:18:29] and they just blow the budget on the first episode
[00:18:32] i'm like i'm 37 whoa damn my guess there goes the million
[00:18:36] dollars but it's the trick is it's a fucking
[00:18:41] very very mentally retarded person and i guess who's been held back
[00:18:45] for 40 years well the thing with all the symbols too i got i got into this
[00:18:49] argument yesterday and amber you feel free to jump in if you want to just
[00:18:55] this is disgusting yeah that's the grossest thing we've talked about all
[00:18:58] that episode uh well the the the the way people
[00:19:03] refute the symbols claim you know like well why would these people just
[00:19:06] put out some clues but they're not clues
[00:19:09] like if this was a type of behavior that was pushed into some kind of
[00:19:13] subculture like the way like like pedophiles communicate with each other
[00:19:17] they don't think like the world we're doing something evil
[00:19:21] is like these people turn it into an identity and they think it's justified
[00:19:24] the same that any any other subculture does like
[00:19:27] furries or whatever and then they have their own symbols uh-huh yes and
[00:19:31] and i mean like that's any any population does that they create you know
[00:19:36] like messaging and language and iconography to help each other identify
[00:19:40] and bond over something like the cells angels right it's not it's not
[00:19:44] red wings it's not far-fetched to say that bloody pussy
[00:19:47] that somebody with a shit ton of power who gets away with fucking children for
[00:19:51] decades would put the logo of nambla you know in in the you know wherever
[00:19:58] how else would it be if they had names like they they just all had nambla
[00:20:01] that seems like yeah even gavin just had a bug in
[00:20:05] all these bicep you just see it in like hundreds of pictures yeah yeah yeah
[00:20:10] but then there is plenty of shit that with like pizza gate that's kind of like
[00:20:13] just bullshit and then it fucks up the credibility the whole thing yeah i also
[00:20:18] don't think there's actually a basement there and i don't think that they're
[00:20:21] the fucking children had a pizza restaurant yeah i mean it doesn't make
[00:20:24] any sense no if you have global elites that are allowed i mean
[00:20:27] they caught a guy who had an airplane to fly fly people to a child fucking island
[00:20:31] right right right right right right like everybody crammed into the walk-in
[00:20:34] freezer yeah we've got a fresh boy it's not even like a good part of
[00:20:38] dc it's like oh this weird part like north west
[00:20:41] north east dz no one funny goes to or northwest dz like van ness it's upper
[00:20:46] northwest yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's so
[00:20:47] fucking weird there's what right there there's uh
[00:20:50] glover park right yeah yeah clover park you know what clover is no since for
[00:20:54] sea lover child lover that's part of their whole thing
[00:20:58] grover with clover sea lover child lover god i'm so glad you haven't slept in
[00:21:04] seven days because you are firing on all seven
[00:21:07] look the bottom line is i'm an entertainer
[00:21:09] that's what i'm just doing you're doing this for your
[00:21:14] um i'm a broadcaster it's in my soul yeah a lot of people are fucking
[00:21:17] kidding like that that republican guy who like fucked a
[00:21:22] and now george tikai is a fucking dick grabber
[00:21:26] chikai and then all these people are rushing to george tikai's defense with
[00:21:29] the exact same arguments that they were slamming like you know
[00:21:32] two weeks ago like oh there's only one accuser whatever happened to innocent
[00:21:36] right right guilty it's like you got rid of that right you fucking
[00:21:40] argued for years that believing victims was more important than protecting
[00:21:44] the integrity of somebody that's been accused of a crime but listen come
[00:21:48] over here and let me suck that little american needs those memes to fight
[00:21:51] trump right now i'm i'm horny and you're fucking defending him because of
[00:21:55] crumpy cat yeah because he showed you success kid or whatever
[00:22:00] i'm horny and i want to fuck a man yeah well
[00:22:03] with the indian i sing on the cake is yeah yeah it was an internment camp
[00:22:07] which again fdr the right idea that was actually yeah now an i'd say
[00:22:12] fdr is responsible for every good policy that
[00:22:16] happened in america fdr was trying to jail a gay predator and they want to say
[00:22:19] they want to say that internment camps are uh uh uh
[00:22:22] stain on his record or whatever and it's not we're finding out now that
[00:22:27] george tikai's he saved so many little boys of groping somebody 40 years ago
[00:22:33] he saved his america from george tikai yeah well i
[00:22:36] you know tikai denies it but he was on stern like three weeks ago
[00:22:41] and stern was like yeah but i mean you know like the uh you know the wine
[00:22:44] steam thing it's like george you've never like groped anybody without their
[00:22:47] permission it was three weeks ago yeah and tikai's like well i
[00:22:51] i'm not going to say that you know and he's like what you have and he's like
[00:22:57] yes yes you know sometimes i'll grab a man's penis and then he and then his
[00:23:02] defenses but it's with these it's not about sex it's about
[00:23:06] power so his defense is because too horny because he's horny because it was
[00:23:11] about sex he's doing it for the love of the game so keep in mind folks if you
[00:23:15] want to rape somebody if you want to rape somebody you better make sure you come
[00:23:21] better plus the fattest load inside of your victim we want to see that fucking
[00:23:25] yeah oh yeah that it's about sex bringing in a little cup yeah your honor i took
[00:23:29] naked pictures of the dead body and i've been jacking off to them for weeks
[00:23:39] damn let me suck your cock yeah um the charlie sheen thing you know what charlie
[00:23:45] sheen uh i believe the story oh that's why we haven't talked about it we have
[00:23:48] it because we didn't happen right after this all this shit has happened in
[00:23:51] this man of three days this is crazy the charlie sheen thing i believe
[00:23:55] happened you know i believe that he but what it again it seems like is that
[00:23:59] charlie sheen probably had just a homosexual relationship with kori hame
[00:24:03] when kori hame was 13 and charlie sheen was 19
[00:24:06] that's that's raping a car it is it is but the way in the story
[00:24:12] it's defended as charlie sheen tells him or well feldman in feldman's accusations
[00:24:16] from years ago where he wouldn't actually name charlie sheen because
[00:24:20] the person that did it is known for threatening to kill people which is
[00:24:24] like charlie sheen's move right there dude tiger blood yeah
[00:24:29] and guy what a crazy person yeah and uh and uh you know the
[00:24:35] justification from sheen was like this is just what guys in hollywood do
[00:24:39] holy fuck yeah yeah it's normal for one actor to
[00:24:44] fuck another actor you know like this is that like that was a
[00:24:47] justification which means charlie sheen was probably horrifically
[00:24:50] so itemized for sure you know for years and then and he's like yeah this is
[00:24:54] just what guys do and it feeds into the to the idea that there's a cycle of
[00:24:59] abuse you know where that behavior is is uh normalized within these like
[00:25:04] secret hollywood communities or whatever and and uh uh uh i mean i like that's
[00:25:10] probably what happened but reading more into it because i didn't pay
[00:25:13] you know it's funny is like all of this shit has always been online i just
[00:25:16] didn't care because i'm not a gay man so i don't read celebrity news
[00:25:20] yeah like i really don't yeah adam why haven't you told this oh yeah right
[00:25:23] adam hoo i keep it to my first ass he had a first ass account of all this
[00:25:29] do you think the southerlands and do you think keefer southerland
[00:25:32] was that ever traded on martin she eating martin and donald treat
[00:25:36] traded sons and fuck each other's sons here's what's interesting is um
[00:25:39] martin sheen and michael douglas are the same person a lot of people don't
[00:25:43] want to admit that but they're the same exact guy okay
[00:25:47] kirk douglas raped uh who did you rape didn't kirk douglas rape
[00:25:52] while a brand-new i don't know did he yeah because that was part of some
[00:25:56] because it was part of like the accusations that included ryano
[00:26:00] kneel raping somebody else a woman or a man or something maybe
[00:26:05] yeah allegedly yeah it's also you have to take into consideration is that these
[00:26:10] people think that fucking children keeps you alive forever right
[00:26:13] well honestly celebrity's kirk douglas is not dead
[00:26:17] kirk douglas he's like nine pieces was born in 1870
[00:26:21] he's like that old gay turtle he's like john
[00:26:25] jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan jor
[00:26:50] he started coughing and then eventually collapsed uh that all began when
[00:26:56] pizagate broke so she quit fucking kids cold turkey
[00:26:59] they had to stop people were hot on the trail
[00:27:03] so the the ass power she was you so you think they try they inject what they
[00:27:08] injected with his little boy cum it stems when she when she passed
[00:27:11] that she said i feel great you know what great
[00:27:13] stands for getting raped enjoying another toddler
[00:27:21] wow dude that was beautiful to watch you pull that out at the end
[00:27:28] i like it like probably the best evidence that i have like a
[00:27:32] mental illness and that i'm able to like make these connections is that i can do
[00:27:45] fuck man uh damn uh so you know like taking that
[00:27:50] or something or no i'm gonna kill myself i'm gonna ramp up and go really
[00:27:55] fucking nuts and probably probably kill myself he's gonna go he's gonna
[00:27:58] fucking he's gonna he's gonna drive to los angeles
[00:28:01] when david geffins in court and as soon as they say he's guilty and he's gonna
[00:28:05] fucking pull a like a fucking suicide bomber vest
[00:28:09] just to go out that way um dude yeah so this is an interesting story in 1998
[00:28:13] hit me a man was arrested outside of steven spielberg's house
[00:28:19] uh oh raisers and rope whoa and he was planning on by his own admission
[00:28:23] raping steven spiel whoa man what yeah he's not a shindler's list man
[00:28:29] yeah yeah the guy was like skits a frenic or whatever and they gave him he got
[00:28:33] like 25 years for it he just went to prison for a long
[00:28:36] ass time keep in mind you can rape a child and if you're rich enough you do
[00:28:40] what dog ten months you said he got 25 my man's five
[00:28:44] maybe with good behavior he might be out soon yeah 98
[00:28:47] 2000 2017 yeah let's find him and then get him on the
[00:28:51] pod yeah can we get that guy on the pod gas for real
[00:28:55] absolutely did you want to what about steven spielberg
[00:29:00] did you find so sexually attractive yeah it is very interesting the whole thing
[00:29:06] because i mean if it was like a massive cover up it would have to you would
[00:29:09] have to have somebody with that amount of influence and power to keep people
[00:29:12] quiet it's in play a massive cover up is in play right now so like
[00:29:16] illuminati shit yeah i mean the fact that like the sheen thing
[00:29:20] kind of went unnoticed and like the gerry gutter thing molesting kids went
[00:29:24] unnoticed and the big story is louisie k where it's like
[00:29:28] you know he jacked off and and only one instance out of the five and that story
[00:29:32] was a consent really an issue i guess the first two girls he asked them
[00:29:37] and then they didn't say no they thought it was a bit they thought he was
[00:29:40] joking with then he started and then but by their own own admission in the
[00:29:45] story they said they were sitting there laughing the entire right right right
[00:29:48] so it's like i i'm sorry i don't like that
[00:29:54] i don't think that was like an issue i think uh uh uh uh what
[00:29:57] this rumor going around afterwards was that dave becki i guess
[00:30:02] threatened tried to cover it up yeah and he just dropped louis at some water
[00:30:06] gate shit they'll cover up worse than the fuck dave beckis like so big like he
[00:30:10] produces broad suity i mean he's like everything she
[00:30:13] is having hard like yeah yeah yeah well let's take into consideration 15
[00:30:18] years ago there's a comedy festival louisie k is not a
[00:30:21] huge celebrity in 2002 no he's not in 2002 he's also married he's all he was
[00:30:26] also a guy that had just been doing like the same
[00:30:29] five bits right 50 years i remember because i was a fan of lily ck back in
[00:30:34] 2002 and he was like at the level of like i don't
[00:30:38] know i mean like shim not even shim all you know yeah
[00:30:41] he was a road comic he's one of those guys that is on the road cause he's making
[00:30:45] maybe 90 thousand dollars a year but he's out every weekend like
[00:30:48] not on t maybe i'd like that hbo half hour but that's it like
[00:30:52] in a letterman that's it he had some good writing job like he
[00:30:55] writing job sure yeah he was plugged in but he has a stand up
[00:30:58] you know yeah um well anyway so like that story happens and it's not like
[00:31:03] this is a big celebrity secret that we need to bury
[00:31:06] it's they're going around the festival telling everybody this thing
[00:31:09] again by their own admission the story to shame him
[00:31:12] but not shame in like the current context it's like can you believe this shit
[00:31:16] making fun they're making fun of lily ck of the way he tried to fuck them
[00:31:20] yeah he's pulling his dick out yeah his exercise of power that people are
[00:31:23] describing is like 2017 lily ck doing that but he's very different
[00:31:28] in well beyond that that what what was reported in the new york times
[00:31:32] article is that their manager had a conversation with dave becky where
[00:31:35] dave becky implied that he wasn't happy that they were going around doing that
[00:31:38] that does not say that dave becky threatened to destroy their careers
[00:31:42] that does not say that you know he contacted them personally that there
[00:31:46] was ever any kind of indication of of career
[00:31:50] you know uh uh uh damage outside of what they assumed would happen
[00:31:56] you know and it's like that's i'm sorry but like that's not
[00:31:59] somebody threatening you that's your understanding power dynamics sure
[00:32:04] but then you can't then then in that instance but it did get the threatening
[00:32:07] recently like whenever anybody tried to talk about it did he
[00:32:10] i mean dave becky threatened people i'm not saying dave becky but
[00:32:13] people like uh who was that the article making me making best keys
[00:32:17] yeah yeah yeah how she was she was like asking people at montreal about the
[00:32:22] lily ck right right about rumors i'm a fan i'm
[00:32:24] i like megan you like her writing and like yeah that was kind of fucked up that
[00:32:28] they brought her to tears and bullied her out of there
[00:32:31] but like you know i mean there's a clear point dave becky intimidating a victim
[00:32:36] that's one of the guys from the montreal comedy festival
[00:32:40] like you know telling you know somebody that's looking for like a gossip
[00:32:44] story you know to break which i turned out to be a story
[00:32:48] the story by it's actually is less damaging than the rumors were
[00:32:52] uh yeah the rumors were worse than what actually ended up happening
[00:32:56] when i heard that he canceled the premiere of his movie and his late night
[00:33:00] appearances i thought okay this new york times article that's about to drop
[00:33:03] is gonna have something that no one knows about it's gonna have like a full
[00:33:06] like a hard r you know i mean like it's not gonna be just like the rumors of
[00:33:10] him jacking off there has to be like i'm i'm sorry but speaking of that can we
[00:33:14] loop back because i didn't finish my thought about charlotte she
[00:33:16] oh yeah yeah it's that i started reading about charlotte sheen because i said i
[00:33:21] wasn't paying attention to the celebrity news
[00:33:23] i started reading about charlotte sheen after this happened and corroborating
[00:33:26] evidence from the stuff that instatement said he made and
[00:33:28] i am now of the opinion that charlotte sheen is the funniest person
[00:33:32] i mean he fucking there's a point where you can get so
[00:33:37] evil that you're hilarious yeah it's like and charlie sheen did that
[00:33:41] according to like court documents the knees richards would catch him
[00:33:45] like jacking off the child porn numerous times jesus which i can only imagine
[00:33:49] was happening while he was wearing sunglasses in a leather jacket
[00:33:53] and she would say please for our children could you please stop doing
[00:33:57] this and then he would go go fuck yourself which is like the funniest way to
[00:34:04] respond to please stop jacking on the child porn.
[00:34:08] So one of the actual like you forgot to take the garbage out.
[00:34:13] Bitch go away. Right and then you know he had that
[00:34:16] bitch man. He was giving all those women aids and in one of the lawsuits
[00:34:20] a woman says that she asked him numerous times if he had been tested and he said
[00:34:24] i'm fine and then they slept with each other and after he fucked her he goes
[00:34:27] i got HIV by the way oh my god and then she like she like flipped out
[00:34:32] she flipped out and she confronted him about it and he was like
[00:34:36] he's like she was like why didn't you tell me he goes because it's none of
[00:34:41] Did he give it to her? I think she went on anti retro vials right after and if you
[00:34:47] get on like the new ones i think after exposure like you
[00:34:50] if you do it immediately still that's horrible of court i mean
[00:34:53] you're like yeah it's not stuff yeah look ultimately like aids if you have
[00:34:57] like medication you can prolong it takes maybe like two years off your life
[00:35:02] if you get on medication early and you know still you got to take
[00:35:06] you got to take pills all day and you do i'm not saying it's good but the real
[00:35:09] damage is the psychological damage of being exposed to HIV without somebody
[00:35:14] fucking telling you so the mental stress is way worse than your
[00:35:18] fucking business none of your fucking business i like the magic.
[00:35:24] He put on the leather jacket and sunglasses again to say it
[00:35:28] and then he goes i'm fucking noble for telling you
[00:35:30] and he's like yeah and then he told her that it
[00:35:34] did not take the medicine oh my god he says you don't even need that medicine
[00:35:38] and there's no reason to believe the convenient rumors of the medical
[00:35:43] Like what the fuck is convenient about my game?
[00:35:46] Yeah and then he said and then he says or you've been blessed by the apocalypse
[00:35:50] at least now not if but when i infect you with this we'll be together.
[00:35:55] And then so she's like in tears crying about it
[00:35:58] and then and then it says and then he started making repeated use of the
[00:36:02] n-word calling himself the dumbest fucking n-word in the
[00:36:06] room which is not even like he's not being racist because he's just
[00:36:12] He just gives someone the n-word and then tell them to fuck themselves while
[00:36:15] jacking off the child porn and start calling yourself the n-word.
[00:36:20] I'm sorry dude but that is bit central.
[00:36:27] auditioning with that character on SNL dude fucking we're putting that guy
[00:36:31] Like it's like peak mad tv years are like we want you to write
[00:36:37] Yeah that really is like if mad tv had been allowed to
[00:36:41] to find its like ultimate logical conclusion it's coming up with Charlie
[00:36:56] Hey guys you know what tiger blood turned out to be.
[00:37:02] Oh shit did people make that joke already?
[00:37:06] I was gonna make I was gonna close with that.
[00:37:07] You know what tiger blood really is though.
[00:37:11] Which means guess who raped Charlie Sheen in the early 80s.
[00:37:24] I'm not I don't have the investigative mind that you do man.
[00:37:28] The problem is is people don't believe you unless you do.
[00:37:32] You have to do a Boston accent when you talk about pedophilia.
[00:37:42] I wish I could do a good Boston accent.
[00:37:50] I could do the difference between like a Goni's accent and Nigerian accent.
[00:38:01] He's like you just keep saying microprocessor.
[00:38:06] And then you go is that from the department?
[00:38:08] Yeah. It's like when they do the deal with the Chinese at the beginning.
[00:38:12] Like that he doesn't say that's how you say the.
[00:38:30] Damn. I wonder who what other famous guys fucked kids.
[00:38:35] Everyone that was in a children show must have fucked a kid, right?
[00:38:39] Well, there's that big rumor about Steve from Blues Clues.
[00:38:44] That's the dog that he went to jail for being a pedophile.
[00:38:53] And it just turned out he wanted to be a musician.
[00:38:56] I thought he went bald and they fucking started a.
[00:39:03] Yeah, apparently he's a really nice guy.
[00:39:06] We'll get you on the pod if you're listening.
[00:39:08] And we're and also the guy to rape Steven Spielberg.
[00:39:11] We're doing a new show called Jews clues.
[00:39:19] We want to know if the guys from Blues Clues
[00:39:21] wanted to be associated and involved with that.
[00:39:42] I do have like paranoid thoughts and shit.
[00:39:44] Like this is like mentally taxing for me to fucking.
[00:39:47] Dude, you've been going in like you text us more about this
[00:39:57] I need to just fucking take a break from all of it
[00:39:59] and ground myself and clean my room and get back into the gym.
[00:40:10] I tell you, I had like a full blown like psychotic break
[00:40:14] a couple years ago and I went through a therapist
[00:40:17] and I put together all these crazy conspiracy theories
[00:40:20] and she's like, okay, we should talk again.
[00:40:21] And afterwards, I looked up the therapist
[00:40:24] and it was like, you know, she does traditional therapy.
[00:40:28] She also has the ability to communicate
[00:40:37] Every time you go to therapy, you end up talking
[00:40:42] It's so funny because what you're great at is like logic
[00:40:50] If you went to see a movie and it was the worst movie
[00:40:52] Would you ever see another movie again?
[00:40:57] If you went to a restaurant and the food was bad,
[00:41:00] I ate expired children's dime a tap one time to get high
[00:41:08] So we'll never take any kind of medicine.
[00:41:10] I'm never going to take medicine again.
[00:41:20] I wanted to get her attention without touching her, man.
[00:41:24] Why are you taking pictures of them now?
[00:41:37] No, Dan Schneider is an Nickelodeon guy.
[00:41:40] Yeah, the rumor is that he knocked up Jamie Lynn Spears.
[00:41:43] He got a man to bind's pregnant and made her adamant
[00:41:46] And like, that's why she's fucked up or whatever.
[00:42:01] he's done tweets where he's like, all right, kids,
[00:42:13] Brian Peck was on all that, which was Schneider's show.
[00:42:39] Well, that's part of the fucking, like,
[00:42:42] the pizza gate thing is like, you know,
[00:42:44] there's a guy, a picture of a guy wearing a shirt that
[00:42:52] And I was about to say, there's a lot of fonts.
[00:42:54] Well, James James our father James our font is his name if you like pronounced it the French way is Jim
[00:43:06] Listen, it was did he ever have a choice if that's his name. He's been fighting against his whole life
[00:43:11] Right. He doesn't want to fuck kids in his pizza restaurant
[00:43:14] Yeah, your name was Sabres for instance who was the Greek god of better field no stavros means cross
[00:43:19] Thank you very much. I'm a very religious very very Christian man pious man
[00:43:24] But he was he was dating David Brock for a long time
[00:43:28] Do you know that of media matters fame? Oh, I don't know that is okay
[00:43:33] The media matters still my favorite headline of all time
[00:43:36] Fox News uses homosexuals to refer to gay people
[00:43:41] That was supposed to be a like a like a slick criticism of Fox News
[00:43:45] Yeah, they use the word homosexuals. Yeah, what matters kind of went off the cliff I
[00:43:50] Actually, I don't know if they were ever good
[00:43:54] I'm supposed to say gay you're not supposed to say homosexual
[00:43:57] But according to media matters who just decided that in 2013. I mean I get if they were saying homo they weren't
[00:44:06] Hum like that's what you're you're hinging your case on that Fox News hates gay people is that they used to write
[00:44:13] I mean, it's pretty clear. They don't like gay the hours of coverage saying that if they get married people start fucking dogs
[00:44:19] Yeah, maybe that's maybe that's more of your fucking clue
[00:44:25] Give me some juice. Come on. This shit is not working. Fuck. I need to charge my shit. Yeah
[00:44:30] I guess when are winner winner. When is this gonna cycle back the Travolta? He's never fucked kids
[00:44:37] Yeah, he forcibly he openly just asked well the other weird thing about Travolta was his son died
[00:44:43] And they took him to an island in the Caribbean to die
[00:44:46] Right and they think that it's because of some weird Scientology shit where they didn't want to actually like treat him and like help him
[00:44:55] Yeah, they said he had something he didn't have that's that's I don't think that was molestation
[00:44:59] I think that's some dumb Scientologists. No, I don't think it was molestation
[00:45:02] I fucked his kid to denser. Oh, you're alleging his kid was autistic and had a bunch of medical problems and
[00:45:08] Scientologists are like you don't need medicine. You just need to hook yourself up to a car battery
[00:45:11] Excommunicate be yeah, that's the solution well that that's one cool thing that Trump said this week is that he's going after the church
[00:45:20] Scientology for tax evasion. Oh, yeah, which is like Donnie. Yeah, dude. Welcome to the resistance Donald dude
[00:45:26] That's that's one of the dopest things he's ever said. It's the only good thing
[00:45:30] You know what else funny? I saw a tweet just today. We're like Olivia Newton John's old
[00:45:35] Old boyfriend faked his own death and they found him in Mexico living with another woman
[00:45:44] Come on, bros fuck from from Greece well Nick hasn't slept in seven days Nick. Did you hear about this?
[00:45:51] Stop doing research. Sorry. I'm reading the George to Kaya defense Jesus Christ man
[00:45:59] We've been taught we're literally been talking here. Did you hear that Olivia Newton John's ex-boyfriend?
[00:46:07] He faked his own death. He said he drowned like 10 years ago and they found him in Mexico with another woman
[00:46:14] Just the guy to avoid you trying to avoid like child support payments and shit. Yeah, this shit is fucking hilarious
[00:46:20] They have dudes up with that child support bullshit. Oh, yeah now we're talking. I never pay my child
[00:46:28] Does that mean we're allowed to do his bit snow on stage? Oh, there we go. No, no Adam. It's finally the chance for every
[00:46:37] WSC comedian is doing comedy to say he's not funny for the seven months
[00:46:41] They've been struggling it open mics finally
[00:46:44] There's a space for them after all their months and months of hard work pursuing stand-up comedy to finally have their shot at the top
[00:46:51] And yeah, they've all like written for Sam B. Are you ready? Yeah, right? They're all like
[00:46:56] Professional comedy writers. I've been held back in my career of three years and ten minutes that I have
[00:47:07] What Brandon and I were talking about yesterday was so many people were coming out after Louie got called out to say he wasn't a funny
[00:47:14] Which is like even if he's like first of all what I love to half the people that say that just stole his entire
[00:47:22] Like his thing. Yeah, yeah his fucking like his point of view. Yeah, he delivers material
[00:47:28] He's probably the most influential person without a doubt in the last 15 years
[00:47:32] No one no one who started comedy in the last 10 years says any right to say that they weren't influenced by Louie C K
[00:47:39] Unless they're like, you know, like a Joe Para type or somebody doing something like very specific. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
[00:47:46] That someone posted that bit he does about working the DC in probably like 19
[00:47:52] Mm-hmm and going home with that waitress who like he tried to fuck and she said no
[00:47:56] And then she saw he saw her the next day and she was like why didn't you fuck me?
[00:48:00] And he was like because you said no, she's like well
[00:48:02] I kind of like I like it when guys just go for guys. He's like
[00:48:05] I was gonna rape you they're like just in case the joke is clearly like a about how
[00:48:11] Confusing sex is when you're young and you're first starting to fuck be the joke is about how he didn't want to rape anyone
[00:48:18] And see because he used the word rape they were like yeah, the clues were there the whole time and it's like this makes oh
[00:48:24] They posted it as like an anti yeah, they posted it
[00:48:27] He's a rape joke. I look at this hack comedian
[00:48:30] Advocating rape with like if you even meanwhile George the guy went on stern a month ago and said he
[00:48:36] He raped he gropes people without their permission
[00:48:39] He said that and people are just ignoring the other thing is like so did it's not a joke
[00:48:43] He said you did that nil to grass-dice and shit went away quick to wow that woman's that woman's insane
[00:48:49] Oh, okay, she said the reason I'm not an astronaut is because fucking
[00:48:53] You know grass-dice and raped which you know what hey, here's your chance. I'll fucking fund it
[00:49:06] Yeah, I mean there's like all then there's this thing about like oh
[00:49:10] There's been remarkable silence from the like white
[00:49:14] Straight men in the comedy community falling this Louie thing
[00:49:18] No, there hasn't no and be most of the guys that are making the most noise are guys that have skeletons in their closet that send
[00:49:26] unsolicited dick pics that are like are trying to distance themselves from
[00:49:30] Getting called out themselves like I don't want to fucking take part in the conversation. I'll let people affected by it
[00:49:36] Yeah, I'm not gonna add anything to the fucking conversation
[00:49:40] I'll speak up about it, but you don't want my actual opinion well
[00:49:45] Saying anything is because you're wrong. Yes. There's no point in fucking debating on the issue
[00:49:51] But while we're at it my actual opinion is he didn't really do anything
[00:49:57] You dig at him jacking off on the phone with the woman is is wrong in the story in the story when they imply that he shoved
[00:50:07] Which like was sort of like a weird thing that maybe somebody else that he did you know forced to watch him Jack off is wrong
[00:50:13] 100% there is instances where consent is put on the line
[00:50:18] But I don't think unless we had this like hyper rabid, you know
[00:50:22] Laser focus on every indiscretion that anyone could possibly commit right now that that enough would be you know a fucking story
[00:50:30] So they have to package it with three issue incidences where he
[00:50:35] Obtained affirmative consent for a specific sex act which is what yes campus activists want and one instance where the woman said
[00:50:43] No, and he left her alone, and then she didn't face any professional repercussions
[00:50:46] She said I decided not to pursue comedy after that and it's like all right bitch
[00:50:50] What you were gonna be the best comedian in the fucking world and that was the incidence that right you know like how fight like
[00:50:57] The delusions of grandeur you have in your head, you know that like oh if it hadn't a bit
[00:51:02] How do you know you weren't just there because somebody wanted to fuck you?
[00:51:06] You know I mean it happens all the time happens all the fucking time
[00:51:09] That the idea that that everything else that that is the only thing
[00:51:15] Preventing the comedy world from being a fucking meritocracy and also just not the case
[00:51:19] Just the way that we blind luck right for for 90% of it 100% and well, you know what it's fucking 99% of it
[00:51:26] Yeah, that's it no it's nepotism to it is nepotism sure
[00:51:31] But I mean that's I would fold that under the umbrella of luck
[00:51:34] I mean and we've talked about this on the show before like we talked about it, you know during the UCB thing
[00:51:39] But there is no nuance with how we talk about sexual indiscretion and the fact is like Louie's name is put up there
[00:51:46] With Harvey Weinstein with like people that are actual
[00:51:57] Every single astronaut every ass shot buzz light year
[00:52:00] I'm just imagining like the international space station and there's a woman like screaming and crying and then some guy is
[00:52:09] Slowly floating towards her with his dick out his dick's just hard and he's his arms
[00:52:15] Arms and legs out and he's just floating through space
[00:52:18] And she's flailing but you can't do anything because she's about to learn an important lesson about inertia. Yeah
[00:52:28] Mean I fuck yeah, I mean it is hard there women do obviously face
[00:52:33] Fucked up things in comedy. Yes, no man had to get called out
[00:52:37] Yeah, and not only in comedy and Hollywood and right you know and that for for all like negotiating the like
[00:52:44] Yes, exactly and for all the kids getting raped. I can assure you there's
[00:52:49] Five times more women that are getting raped and that's probably because they're more women in Hollywood
[00:52:53] But like basically every woman is sexually assaulted in that system
[00:52:58] And it's fucking toxic and like people should get called out
[00:53:02] But the thing is the problem is like any indiscretion is this
[00:53:06] Hold the same way. Yeah, there's absolutely no nuance with the way we
[00:53:12] Yeah, and that's actually like how sort of the left or like sort of like progress become overly moralistic
[00:53:20] It's not it's not gonna stop until it comes back to bite them in the ass. I mean like
[00:53:25] George Sakai is a good example in Kevin Spacey too
[00:53:28] It's like if you think that being sexually forward and and blurring the lines of consent is a
[00:53:34] Specifically straight male problem and not something that exists among gay men
[00:53:38] Oh baby, you're out of your fucking mind and all of all of these you know
[00:53:43] Pious pieces of shit have skeletons in their closet and all it takes is because all they have all they have everybody was outraged about
[00:53:50] Kevin Spacey saying oh, I'm gay in response to trying to fuck a child or
[00:53:55] Groping men without the permission like how how could he possibly say that and it's like because that's kind of the defense that you would probably
[00:54:02] Use yeah, if you were put in the same position because it's you know because of privilege and context
[00:54:08] It's not really the same. Yeah, we're the horny sexuality the gays, you know, yeah
[00:54:12] Yeah, your entire identity is based around who you want to fuck. Yeah. Yeah, you're you're inherently a sexual person, right?
[00:54:20] Yeah, but it's not fucking 14 year olds of course
[00:54:25] But clearly that is what he had been saying for years is that you know we're gays. We're horny
[00:54:31] We try to fuck you know to the 14 year old. Well, that's why that's why he can go on stern two weeks ago and say
[00:54:38] Just openly admit to growing people without their permission with some bullshit defense about how it's about power
[00:54:44] I cannot believe that was two weeks ago. I thought you were like talking about some clip like that was years and years ago
[00:54:49] That's the kind of delusion that exists in this. That's the the complete
[00:54:53] Inconsistency and all of the principles that these fucking people have Jesus Christ is that it's this thing that's like a
[00:55:01] Part of human behavior that's literally always exist and is biologically necessitated by
[00:55:09] Somehow a new thing that only applies to certain identities and are only unlocked by having grown up being white or a fucking straight man
[00:55:21] Wouldn't exhausting couple of weeks though, right guys
[00:55:24] Online is not fun right now. It's just fucking exhausting
[00:55:31] Damn, I thought it was gonna be rape will stop raping dude. It's rape rape month. You know, oh there's gonna be more
[00:55:37] I mean there's gonna be an accusation every fucking day probably multiple accusations and it's fueled by the media if the New York
[00:55:44] Times right right right the New York Times is writing that story
[00:55:47] Every every fucking person has an accusation is gonna get coverage because they know it'll get clicks
[00:55:53] Yes, this is hot right now and nobody nobody. I mean, it's the easiest form of journalism right breaking news someone was horny
[00:56:03] What do you think the smallest thing that someone will get in trouble for is I like to click like looking at
[00:56:11] It's self is responsible for this fucking mob justice sex panic that we're in
[00:56:16] Yeah, it is sex panic. Yeah. Yeah, and it is exactly what we've been talking about for months
[00:56:22] Which is like trial by social media, which is a very slippery slope. What's gonna happen is there's gonna be someone falsely accused
[00:56:29] And it's gonna get bad. No that never happens
[00:56:35] What I like to is the two percent of rape cases, you know, or only two percent of rape cases are false
[00:56:41] But then it's also one in four women have been raped
[00:56:43] So there's millions of people being raped every year and only two percent of those so by your own admission
[00:56:52] I mean that's still a significant amount of course. It's a fucking significant amount
[00:56:56] But you know, hey, you always believe it's always, you know innocent until proven guilty is apology
[00:57:04] And if this is the fucking culture you wanted here it is you got it
[00:57:12] Um health care interesting topic and we're just brought it up. Did you see that?
[00:57:16] Like the NHS in the UK is gonna deny surgery to fat people and smokers. What? Yeah, how dare they?
[00:57:24] Well, it's it's because you know sign your health over to the state then it's the state's health so they can make decisions like that
[00:57:38] Well in pre-existing conditions sure but to outright say that fat people and smokers can't get surgery
[00:57:49] Healthcare correspondent Amber's talking Amber nigga talking off my problem is that I don't care about idea now
[00:57:57] Now he's just baiting well, no, I'm starting to think you know who's pushing that pedophiles
[00:58:03] It's a pedophiles are firmly against that
[00:58:09] Have to be the one to do it. You can't prompt me. Oh, yeah, I'm not a fucking improv guy, okay. Sorry dude. You did us
[00:58:16] What is that all day? I dream about sex. Yeah, nice. Yeah classic
[00:58:21] And that's your favorite tracksuit brand right it is well because I dream about sex. I dream about it
[00:58:30] That one day little girls of different races can fuck each other
[00:58:36] That's what little girls. That's what Martin Luther King said
[00:58:39] Yeah, they don't say the second half of the quote actually think that's not it wasn't an L. E. Joke where he goes
[00:58:49] Little black girls and little white girls can play with feature
[00:58:57] Shouts out to L. E. G. Yeah, what a great show it really was bad you can't do comedy anymore
[00:59:02] That show that show would probably be deemed racist against you know
[00:59:05] Casex yeah, well definitely that but yeah, I'll eat you's yeah
[00:59:11] But he was also Ali like is a fucking thought he was black
[00:59:17] Yeah, well you can't be horny anymore. That's why I'm rebranding is I
[00:59:21] Want it. I want a girlfriend. I just I just think it's a shame that Stephen Patek couldn't live along enough to see
[00:59:28] See the world burn baby. Yeah, do you think he would have done it if this week had happened?
[00:59:34] You think you would have been an else say whatever need he had for chaos. Yeah, how many how many like mash you think would you say?
[00:59:41] Yeah, we don't really give it a little breeze or you think you think mash you like too much going on and then use this week
[00:59:47] I want to slow and eat a week. Yeah conspiracy theory with Stephen Patek is that it was a gun-walking operation
[00:59:53] It went bad that because he had like 23 guns in the room. Yeah, wait
[00:59:58] I can person can't even use 23 guns, right?
[01:00:00] So he was like selling them or something. Yeah, that was like he was selling drugs or guns to Saudis is what they claim
[01:00:06] One the Saudi so why what's going on with Saudis?
[01:00:09] Yeah, he didn't they like he was an informant or something or he got busted selling guns prior and they used him for the sting
[01:00:16] Operation and that that's the reason he had a bunch of cameras in the hotel room. Wait. So who killed the people?
[01:00:22] They did they found out he was the Saudis. Yeah, they framed it as like a terrorist
[01:00:27] They can flee and you know this guy has all these guns in this where they killed him and then they shoot up to
[01:00:31] So it was the Muslims. Yeah, well, thanks for clearing that after all it was
[01:00:37] That's the theory did something did like a Saudi guy kill some other Saudi guy or something. Yeah, what happened? You guys know?
[01:00:45] I haven't had time to read. Yeah, you've got him been phobia. You can't have a laser
[01:00:49] Man this shit is fucking nauseating. It's a fucked up world
[01:00:53] It's really and then what do you do? I mean it's like your options are kill yourself or continue to live in it
[01:00:59] I know wouldn't it be cool if you just went to sleep and didn't wake up. Yeah, I think about that
[01:01:04] I sure would rule no because then because then it's like it's not what's the big deal?
[01:01:08] I can't do it. Don't wake up. The dog needs me. Fuck your dumbass dogs. My your dog would eat you so quick
[01:01:16] No, she maxed in the dust would just take it cat your dog would my dog would like lay next to me crying
[01:01:21] And then it would ease in love with me and then it would not eat me your dog would eat you not eat me your dog
[01:01:27] Would eat you the only reason she wouldn't taste bad
[01:01:29] Cuz you're stringy and you're not a nice cut. I'm like me of me beautiful marbled piece. It's true
[01:01:35] I'm not like a nice of you open kept in a box. I'm not feel your feel. I'm not feel yeah, you're too old
[01:01:43] Nick is just stringy Nick Nick you would have to make like
[01:01:46] a new rotten apple bad apple I'm gonna spoil the bunch
[01:01:56] The motherfucking clown prince of the damn alt-right Nick I'm serious. Maybe well
[01:02:02] I mean you do have Phyllis and an earnest, but maybe if you you had your own like maybe like a lizard or something
[01:02:10] You know the ranch was just like crawl all over me. It's like you nice balance. You're like well
[01:02:16] I can't hurt. I don't want to hurt myself. I can't die. I have all these spiders to take
[01:02:23] These giant spiders crawl all over me all day long
[01:02:26] I guess I have a good life anyways as they're biting me and filling my body with poison
[01:02:32] Exactly exactly they do that because they love me. It's my fault not theirs. No, they are pets capable of infection
[01:02:44] No, no nothing resembling consciousness
[01:02:49] This fucking nightmare. I fucking I love them pets. No those YouTube those YouTube videos of
[01:02:56] Of like guys that collect tarantulas that are like oh, she's a beauty. She's a real alt. She's a little scared
[01:03:04] So okay, she's biting me. I'm gonna put her back in we're gonna I'm gonna go to the hospital so
[01:03:10] But she you know she's such a beauty. She's she's just a little little cranky today, so fuck tarantulas
[01:03:17] They're furry and bugs. Yeah, fuck that combo. Yeah, they got hair. I don't want to cut
[01:03:21] I don't want to bug that's furry bugs with hair. It's like weird. It's like this mammals. This is my my red needs Satan skull
[01:03:29] Tarantula she's named that because she's beautiful
[01:03:36] This is my Brazilian wandering spider who killed nine children in a favela before I
[01:03:47] Just a bunch of fucking half melted corpses of Brazilian game just got that venom that like liquefies your body
[01:03:54] Yeah, I'd like to see a chapter two in your career Nick
[01:03:58] We turn it all around by being one of those jack Hanna late night guys
[01:04:01] Are you bringing like exotic animal? I tell you the only fucking goal
[01:04:05] I have in the entertainment industry at this point is to have a show on HD TV where I walk people through home renovations
[01:04:11] That's cool. Yeah, I would love to host a show like that
[01:04:14] You know or travel channel. Uh-huh exotic real estate for people to purchase and move to
[01:04:19] We should make some kind of house hunters international. We should make it like a demo video, dude. Yeah, where we do a little construction
[01:04:26] Yeah, what's this house? Let's try to go into it. Yeah
[01:04:30] Open the door. Why am I not allowed in here? What are you hiding in here?
[01:04:39] I hope people find houses. I also accuse them of fucking kids for Satan. I
[01:04:46] Do two things that's that now we're talking
[01:04:50] Take that's the man I like it. Hi. I'm a guy doing Jesse venture a voice and I think everyone's a pedophile
[01:05:01] Put a little backsplash on there. What a beautiful credenza. Do you fuck kids in it?
[01:05:14] Well, I think that'll probably have to do it. Yeah, hold on hold on
[01:05:18] Yeah, so a funny mom Monday, but I'm also I'm going to be in
[01:05:23] Cleveland and I'm doing a Thanksgiving show up in Baltimore the night before Thanksgiving
[01:05:28] Wednesday the 15th at sidebar or I'm sorry the 22nd at sidebar and I'm gonna be headlining Cleveland
[01:05:35] Hilarity's Sunday the third so please come out to those shows guys and a Boston show at some point in the future that I don't know
[01:05:43] About right now, but and then we're doing a fucking and then we have our live fun
[01:05:47] A come-town live Christmas mm-hmm at the black cat in DC December 22nd
[01:05:53] We're doing a big old show the boys will be there doing a live podcast DC triumph and return of the heroes of the district of Columbia
[01:06:01] Get sucked off. It's gonna be a very fun time. So and if you're a pedophile, we're gonna come back
[01:06:06] By the way, baby lovers and child no, no, it's not that's not what it is
[01:06:17] If I make he's gonna cover his body and go pros and he's gonna be shouting right I'll be wearing a gilly suit outside of the Holocaust
[01:06:28] Like pounding on the doors at the Boston Club
[01:06:33] Gilly suit just on a sidewalk just green completely visible everyone knows where the fuck you are