Cum Town | Premium | 11/26/2017
[00:00:01] Speaker steal. Yeah. Yeah. Because those are awesome. I just tried to take a shit and
[00:00:07] Pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup,
[00:00:12] Is that your porcupig? Pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, penis pussy.
[00:00:22] What do you, what do you the woodpecker?
[00:00:33] If you took my advice and you invested in Ripple.
[00:00:44] Didn't, didn't, didn't, and the growth has been pretty steady over the last couple
[00:00:48] I thought you said, this isn't like a, you know, one of these like volatile jumps that
[00:00:57] It's really, it's going to hit 40 cents again.
[00:00:59] And anybody that got in around 12 is going to be fucking sitting pretty.
[00:01:10] Actually, yes, because the Bitcoin to Ripple price has gone down, whereas Ripple to USD
[00:01:18] Now people only use that to buy heroin and have sex with children, right?
[00:01:24] That's why it's, that's why it's the best currency.
[00:01:29] Is that what Hollywood was using or did they just get it for the low?
[00:01:40] Now this bought money and all this book cryptocurrency.
[00:01:44] Now the new Pokemon is Uber drivers names in New York.
[00:01:50] You got to collect every stupid name you can.
[00:01:55] I've had multiple Abu Bukhars numerous people named.
[00:02:02] They love having what a country is that?
[00:02:07] No, it's like, it's like Muslim Africa.
[00:02:12] That's what that's the best names you get after I think.
[00:02:19] That's a good, that's a good boxer's name, dude.
[00:02:25] That's one of the guys from Mike Tyson's Punch Out.
[00:02:51] We've been away from each other for quite some time.
[00:02:54] Because we spent it with our families, our gay ass families.
[00:03:01] And taking naps from your manic episode of Child Sex.
[00:03:10] Thanks for joining me on my journey into the truth.
[00:03:21] I mean, I got multiple messages from people that are like, okay, yeah, it was fine.
[00:03:33] Suck my heart penis as far as I'm concerned.
[00:03:36] It's a pedophile who's a fan of the show.
[00:03:59] I bet you thought they just turned the cameras on and did the movies exactly one take all
[00:04:09] I thought it was a play just with a camera.
[00:04:10] We should talk about this for a second.
[00:04:13] Someone just mentioned it to me and it's I think it's fucked up.
[00:04:21] I haven't paid attention to since probably 2000.
[00:04:28] He was still funny by the time I was like 16, 17.
[00:04:32] But he would publish one article every like seven months.
[00:04:35] Because he was at the time I think he was like putting everything into this book that
[00:04:41] I don't think it flopped but it just wasn't good.
[00:04:45] I mean, especially not compared to his other shit.
[00:04:46] He also had sort of like a media, it was like a web ring that he was like in charge of
[00:04:51] or something that included like guys that weren't as funny like Tucker Maxx.
[00:04:59] Well, anyhow, I guess in the last decade in his search for relevancy, which like to
[00:05:07] be fair, Maddox was a huge influence in terms of like how I approached like writing comedy
[00:05:14] I think definitely influenced a lot of motherfucks.
[00:05:15] He was the only guy doing that shit for the longest time.
[00:05:22] The fucking that your child sucks a drawing.
[00:05:30] I mean like it was all very funny stuff.
[00:05:34] But yeah, I guess he had a podcast with this guy Dick Masterson.
[00:05:39] And then they had some kind of falling out and Dick split off into his own show with
[00:05:48] I mean you probably know him from the village.
[00:05:51] My dad used to suck off goats together.
[00:05:58] He's he's that's a Greek as that's a Greek.
[00:05:59] I thought I had the Greek as fucking name and comedy.
[00:06:01] And you know what he's like half Asian to what he looks like an Eskimo.
[00:06:08] He's gets the game of Greek name and be ethnic.
[00:06:21] I'm trying to get my cock rubbed under an igloo dude.
[00:06:27] I thought they had like they did some kind of engineering.
[00:06:31] They don't know what the fuck they're doing.
[00:06:40] Well, they have they don't have any other words because they use all their words on
[00:06:44] You can see how many words they have for black people.
[00:06:48] I just want to guess what letter it starts with.
[00:07:05] I mean, definitely races have gotten to that before us.
[00:07:39] A baboon's ass has gotten fucked ready to be violated.
[00:07:53] He's a stand up or he's just an L.A. guy.
[00:07:54] I cross pass with him maybe like once or twice.
[00:07:57] But he was I always thought he was funny.
[00:08:03] And he did this thing a couple of years ago that that got my attention was they have these
[00:08:07] like bullshit seminars in L.A. where you like it's like pay $80 and you get to meet industry
[00:08:14] insiders to like pitch your fucking script to right you know and it's like you know it's
[00:08:20] It's just somebody that works at fucking you know like Brillstein in the mail room right
[00:08:24] go to this meet and greet right right right and then he wore like a hidden mic or something
[00:08:29] and like just pitch the shittiest ideas he could think of to people and it was very funny
[00:08:35] One of them is like it's called president baby and the baby is president.
[00:08:41] I mean it's fine because I'm trying to get cast and president.
[00:08:44] That's the fuck I was going to play the baby.
[00:08:45] That's the perfect star vehicle for you.
[00:08:57] Don't say don't honor him by saying his name.
[00:09:02] Take out the vowels because that way you can't name search.
[00:09:06] That way we're going to turn his name into the N word.
[00:09:22] They call him Voldemort and that was sort of like the N word of Harry Potter.
[00:09:28] So, a stereo syndic master didn't have their own show or whatever that split off from Maddox's
[00:09:32] show and then they've got on Patreon and now they're like, you know, they're up where
[00:09:38] You know, they're making like the mid mid 20s.
[00:09:44] They're in the mid 20s and then I guess Maddox started his own podcast of the Patreon and
[00:09:48] like Maddox just like alienated all of his fans by being like a dick to his co-host being
[00:09:52] kind of spiteful piece of shit, I guess.
[00:10:00] Well, he was thinking, I don't need to be nice to you, Adam, but if you had like, like,
[00:10:04] I'm not going to fucking try and fuck up the, you know, your stupid podcast you guys do
[00:10:12] I would never, I would never like, I mean, he was doing a good podcast.
[00:10:17] And then like, but apparently, like, you know, Maddox was like trying to get them fired from
[00:10:34] Well, now he's suing them and then named in the lawsuit is Patreon is a co-defendant.
[00:10:40] And then the customer service, because he was Maddox fucks our money up.
[00:10:45] That's, first of all, I would not go to court.
[00:10:46] I would go to his house and baseball bat style.
[00:11:00] I got to get to my mother dishwashers, which shouts out to everyone who came out the sidebar.
[00:11:04] I bought my mother a beautiful whirlpool.
[00:11:14] He's also suing the customer service agent at Patreon that he dealt with when he tried
[00:11:15] to get their show kicked off Patreon and fuck with their money and suing for $400 million.
[00:11:25] No, but he's like, I looked at the, like, just the lawsuit and the things he's like nagologens
[00:11:33] You know the difference between defamation and defamation per se, right?
[00:11:37] Well, someone's a bad fucking terrible lawyer.
[00:11:40] I think defamation per se is where you don't have to even prove damages.
[00:11:43] It's like the thing they said was so damaging to begin with.
[00:11:49] Like if you call somebody, if you call somebody a pedophile, I think that's defamation per
[00:11:58] Well, because you have to prove that we lied and we have, we have so much evidence.
[00:12:01] We have that one hour of recording where you say that you have the most, the people you
[00:12:13] That you feel the most sorry for a pedophile.
[00:12:17] If you had to describe a type of person that you were, you would say it's a pedophile.
[00:12:21] And that one time you were talking about where it was like me at 14 and you were talking
[00:12:24] about how it defeats the purpose because they're all sexy ass pictures.
[00:12:28] I was wondering and Nick was like, you're absolutely right.
[00:12:29] I had to make fun of you about that on the podcast.
[00:12:31] First of all, first of all, you were not absolutely.
[00:12:36] You're making a fucking pedophile like literal that signal hashtag.
[00:12:40] They're like, okay, we're going to put all these pictures of 14 year old girls up on
[00:12:46] And they're like, yeah, pedophiles do not jack off to these pictures because we're, this
[00:12:51] Some women were putting up pictures of ourselves that some women do like post-hot pictures.
[00:12:57] Okay, maybe yes, but for the most part, post pictures of themselves for the most part,
[00:13:02] it's like showing that they're children and you wanted to fuck them.
[00:13:06] Anyway, so anyway, so we have a great hard evidence.
[00:13:08] Adam, Adam, Adam, we have a supreme court.
[00:13:11] We're taking this all the way to the top.
[00:13:35] That one is like, it's like a nice big fat orange and the consumers need to squeeze the
[00:13:44] My fucking dad told my girlfriend I had diarrhea all over a jimberry when I was a kid.
[00:14:02] I guess Esterious is looking for some financial help because he's not on, it's not, he's not
[00:14:05] I think it's just, I don't really pay, I don't know.
[00:14:08] He's on a show that makes a ton of money.
[00:14:10] He's just part of this like, Maddox universe.
[00:14:13] But I, that was just so disappointing to find that out about Maddox.
[00:14:21] Cause like you said, he was, you know, an influence on a lot of money.
[00:14:27] He's like, oh, he's got every, whoever was the worst 10 years ago is now like the most
[00:14:34] I thought he said like, Oh, I was totally wrong.
[00:14:36] I know so many guys that were like, well, you know, 12 years ago is in a hardcore band
[00:14:40] Now, the lead voice of male feminism on Facebook.
[00:14:54] I mean, you really do look like you gained like 20s.
[00:14:56] Yeah, dude, I probably, I'm not kidding.
[00:14:58] I probably gained 10 pounds this weekend.
[00:15:06] You were never slimmed that you were never slim.
[00:15:10] I don't, I literally don't know what you're saying.
[00:15:11] What I'm saying is motherfucker, I probably weigh like 270 right now.
[00:15:16] My, my bobs said at Thanksgiving at the table.
[00:15:17] She said, Addie, I think stuff is your friend would look nice if not, he'd let you know.
[00:15:22] He'd look a lot better if he lost a little bit of weight.
[00:15:30] She was trying to say like, baby, like I've never thought about it, Adam's mom.
[00:15:36] My mom, my mom has referred to you as the fat one.
[00:15:45] My mom, my mom's made you guys cookies, but maybe you were very nice.
[00:15:51] Let's have, let's have Christmas at the Velalchius household.
[00:15:56] Oh, by the way, we can't drop the ball on it or you can't drop the ball on it.
[00:16:00] I'll do it if someone does all the work for me.
[00:16:03] I'll, I'll, I'll, I'm, I'm kind of a paperwork head.
[00:16:06] I don't mind doing, do the paperwork and I'll, I'll change my name to Stavvers Velalchius
[00:16:11] It's so, I'll disrespect my, my mental name is my father's name.
[00:16:14] It's gonna be great when we do this shit and then you're like furious at all the, all
[00:16:18] the fucking hiccups it causes in your life or your fucking bank accounts locked.
[00:16:30] If my car gets impounded because I changed my name.
[00:16:32] You can't get on a flight because they're like, okay, but it's Stavvers Velalchius here
[00:16:37] and your, your name is, there's no Vel.
[00:16:41] I think, I don't think they're really that sticklers.
[00:16:46] No, not, your, your middle name wouldn't be Vel.
[00:16:49] Your last name would be changed to Velalchius.
[00:16:53] No, I think it was technically your last name.
[00:16:55] I'm not changed my fucking last name to Velalchius, but my middle name is Stavvers Velalchius.
[00:16:58] What is Stavvers senior ever done for you, dude?
[00:17:04] You, you got a, you got a, I'm not changing my last name to Velalchius.
[00:17:14] What are the fans accepted if instead of doing, instead of changing your name, you get
[00:17:20] that tattoo of Louis J. Gomez's face that he posted.
[00:17:24] You have to go to Connecticut to get a tattoo.
[00:17:26] What I'm doing is changing my middle name to Velal from Emmanuel as a sign of respect
[00:17:31] to the fans and a sign of disrespect to my father.
[00:17:33] I hope somebody gets that Louis tattoo and it comes up in like, you know, a divorce,
[00:17:37] a court documents that that's cited as a reason somebody shouldn't be able to keep their
[00:17:45] You, if you have a tattoo of Louis's face, you should be allowed to raise a charge.
[00:17:47] You're playing like real last dude clips in the courtroom.
[00:17:52] He doesn't say, dude, I'm fucking Puerto Rico.
[00:18:00] And then if you say you can't say that, I'll go, I'll fight you.
[00:18:09] We got to have Lewis on the plane saying they should give Charlie Rose's show to him.
[00:18:15] Fucking Charlie Rose pulling his dick out and shit.
[00:18:18] He was like, he was like getting like young, like college interns to come have dinner at
[00:18:23] They'd be like, I have to retire upstairs.
[00:18:28] I do believe I'm going to open my robe.
[00:18:32] You come down in a robe and then you open it.
[00:18:36] But I have you ever been skinned to dip.
[00:18:47] And he was like, oh yeah, that's right.
[00:18:51] When you found out Kurt Metzko was a rapist.
[00:19:00] She was like, Kurt was my friend, but he raped and murdered every child in New York.
[00:19:27] I was walking on the street with Jamel and Brandon Wardell and some dude crashed his
[00:19:33] And we were like, oh shit, are you okay?
[00:19:35] And then he looked up at us and we're like, oh, it's Steve.
[00:19:40] And then he got up and his penis was like, he was wearing like a tight like spandex bike
[00:19:49] And then there was a camera crew behind us and they're like, yeah, we got it.
[00:19:55] So he was just and he's like, yeah, man.
[00:19:58] Yeah, he's like, he's like too sober, dude.
[00:20:02] He's like just trying to do pranks and we're like, oh, is this for like a show?
[00:20:05] He's like, yeah, I'm trying to sell it.
[00:20:22] But yeah, no, it was Adam's undefeated in sucking dicks.
[00:20:29] Every day you've come into contact with you.
[00:20:41] It's not three and a half billion because that would just be 50 percent.
[00:20:44] Yeah, but it's a little bit less than seven billion, right?
[00:20:47] It would be a little bit less than three point five billion.
[00:20:58] Every baby that's born, you suck it off.
[00:21:02] You were a lockingly suck off seven year old and up.
[00:21:07] You go to a brunch for you is going and sucking off an entire buffet line of babies.
[00:21:11] Yeah, you call a nursery the NICU unit.
[00:21:14] You call that the buffet, dude, the NICU unit.
[00:21:17] It's like if you're really the super intensive care for black people.
[00:21:22] No, no, it's the most baby babies that exist.
[00:21:42] Why don't you march down to the hospital and tell them what you think that stands for?
[00:21:48] But yeah, no, that's like a super premature baby.
[00:21:51] So it's like the most baby you can get.
[00:21:54] That's what Adam loves to suck off the most.
[00:22:29] But I've never had a plantain in any other fashion.
[00:22:34] It's like a hat made out of rice and plantain.
[00:22:39] That's what the binding agent is in my fun go, right?
[00:22:47] It's like it literally looks like somebody made fucking a bowl of rice and chicken and
[00:22:54] It sounds pretty good in a hat and then emptied it on a I'm into that.
[00:22:59] They're going to fucking the diner that you refuse to go to this morning.
[00:23:06] I like that and I like Bistek and Sabayebo Bistek a steak, right?
[00:23:12] I think it's just steak and onions and black beans.
[00:23:24] Thanksgiving really fucked my ass big time.
[00:23:27] That's impressive that you gained so much weight.
[00:23:31] I guess once your body gets fat it's like fuck it.
[00:23:34] No, I do 10 pound swings like it's nothing.
[00:23:45] I'm probably around somewhere around there.
[00:23:47] But I mean I wouldn't just say that to be mean.
[00:24:02] But you legitimately look like you've gained 20 pounds.
[00:24:16] I just I caved and I bought that 140 pound weight vest.
[00:24:31] It ships in three separate packages because it's too heavy.
[00:24:36] That's how they ship my dick in my balls.
[00:24:37] My right ball my left ball my big ass dick.
[00:24:43] If they're giving trans people big dicks why can't I get a big dick?
[00:24:44] That's the future is going to be as fucking in the future 20 years now everyone's trans
[00:24:49] and only the richest trans people can have big dicks.
[00:24:52] And then it's going to become this thing where we we were all.
[00:25:01] That would motivate me to get to be rich.
[00:25:05] I feel like though because the FTM's have lived their lives as women you know so they're
[00:25:11] like they're still more modest so I don't think they're going to get huge ass dicks.
[00:25:16] Yeah but that's the ones you have to worry about are the mail to mail trans.
[00:25:25] That's what I was a member of the community.
[00:25:30] I'm a big dick guy trapped in a little bit.
[00:25:35] I'm going to get my one of my feet cut off right I'm going to get my right foot cut off
[00:25:39] and have it sewn on to the side of my hip and then have a dick head placed on where
[00:25:47] So it's still a leg but now it's dick and my other leg is just a short.
[00:25:55] You could lean sideways you can't lean on that.
[00:26:01] So you would fuck women with your foot leg basically.
[00:26:03] You're a little big ass dick with a knee and shit.
[00:26:15] Would it feel good to get your just your whole your like knee sucked?
[00:26:17] It would feel good doing timid eight people with the gym.
[00:26:21] Like who's that guy squatting with his dick.
[00:26:28] Would you have a heel or would you just have a dick coming out of your ankle?
[00:26:30] You just have a dick coming out of your ankle.
[00:26:32] Dude that's a lot of pressure when you're squatting.
[00:26:41] That's how hard your cock can get that you could do squats on it.
[00:26:44] Look this is how guys are coming back from Iraq.
[00:26:47] I should show more spectrum troops I'm sorry.
[00:26:51] They get sent over to Berlin where they do crazy experimental surgery.
[00:26:56] They take all the dicks from the dead brown people.
[00:27:01] I don't know how you get a surplus dick.
[00:27:06] It was all the extra dicks for hormones.
[00:27:12] Dick Cheney wanted all that his name is.
[00:27:25] I love the way the fucking Christian Bale is like Christian Bale has turned himself into
[00:27:29] fucking absolute disgusting shit to play Dick Cheney.
[00:27:33] And it's like that doesn't seem necessary.
[00:27:38] Also there's so many fat ugly motherfuckers man for fuck sake.
[00:27:47] You know there's so many ugly motherfuckers.
[00:27:49] Just for everyone listening home the answer is no.
[00:27:57] Like he had a stroke he like smiles from one side or something.
[00:28:05] Yeah with the there's some ugly fat bald guy who's like finally like they did the same
[00:28:12] They did the same thing with like when the whitey bulger movie that was Johnny Depp.
[00:28:15] It's like we got to put Johnny Depp in a fucking bald cap.
[00:28:18] We can't let fucking some bald guy and not JK sim is that.
[00:28:23] I don't know why they can't they can't.
[00:28:25] Some fucked up alcoholic whose baldest shit looks like shit.
[00:28:31] I'm really bummed that Philip Seymour Hoffman representation matters.
[00:28:34] Died before he could play Steve Bannon in the trial.
[00:28:55] The one about Scientology or whatever you see that?
[00:28:57] I saw part of it but I was fucked up on Edibles.
[00:29:09] It seemed like they were sort of making it up as they went along though.
[00:29:15] I watched The Foreigner Without You Boys.
[00:29:37] It was like first of all the plots were the parts where it was Jackie Chan.
[00:29:51] But I went a little little little little.
[00:29:59] I mean Jackie Chan fucking rules but they made it all about like the IRA and it was
[00:30:02] like Pierce Brosnan is like Pierce Brosnan sick.
[00:30:05] Pierce Brosnan ruled but it's like he was the minister, the Irish minister to England
[00:30:12] Pierce Brosnan is like the only celebrity with a happy marriage.
[00:30:16] His wife was hot and then she got mad fat.
[00:30:19] She had one kid but they're still like they love each other.
[00:30:23] Yeah he's on a beach and he's like making out with her rolls.
[00:30:30] I want that Pierce Brosnan and his ugly wife type love.
[00:30:33] I'm trying to be Pierce Brosnan's ugly wife for a lot.
[00:30:41] Well I mean Gold Knight was the only good Pierce Brosnan movie.
[00:30:46] I kind of enjoyed the other ones but again I was in high school.
[00:30:49] The one that was just the bad guy is Nick Denton.
[00:31:01] Yeah and then tomorrow's like Denise Richards one was retarded.
[00:31:06] They had to stop Charlie Sheen from fucking a child.
[00:31:09] Looks like Christmas came out of its pussy.
[00:31:21] Our show is more area-dite and sophisticated.
[00:31:31] Her Bane is my huge dick destroying her pussy.
[00:31:40] How about a female version of Bane that has the masking of her pussy?
[00:31:54] Everyone in the stadium's like what the fuck is this?
[00:32:03] Who is this woman and what is she doing?
[00:32:11] You simply adopted the pussy trans man.
[00:32:20] She doesn't believe trans people are real.
[00:32:36] You ate a lot of food with your family.
[00:32:43] I had it for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
[00:32:46] It was leg of lamb with zucchini fritters, lemon potatoes, zucchachnia, and zaziki of course.
[00:32:55] And Greek salad, you know a little fucking tomato, a little fucking feta.
[00:33:01] And then to chop it all off for dessert was a pie sampler.
[00:33:07] A sliver of sweet potato, pumpkin and apple.
[00:33:10] This is going to be great for the sound board.
[00:33:15] Topped off with a heavy helping of vanilla ice cream.
[00:33:20] And I had that four times in a row and that boy.
[00:33:23] I think that took four minutes for you to name all the foods.
[00:33:29] I guess now the question of how did you gain 20 pounds?
[00:33:34] I had salted caramel, like somebody made salted caramel and it was wedged in between like
[00:33:49] Look at this good ass fucking article, the unexamined brutality of the male libido.
[00:33:54] Did you see that Nazi thing they really yesterday?
[00:34:02] I'm not going to read this article but what is the answer?
[00:34:14] The Nazi one was funny because like he'd be like, listen, I think Hitler was misunderstood
[00:34:19] and I think he had a lot of good points and they were like, he put red chili paper flakes
[00:34:23] and his garlic olive oil as he waited for pasta to boil.
[00:34:27] It's just like one of those like stupid profiles where they like talk about meaningless details
[00:34:31] to make it feel like full and like flesh stuff.
[00:34:36] What the fuck do we need to talk to these cops after school?
[00:34:38] It's just like, it wasn't like interesting.
[00:34:40] But it's just like who gives a fuck what Nazis think?
[00:34:46] They want to like fucking kill everyone that's not one.
[00:34:49] Well, it's because people like blow up racism into something more than just an opinion,
[00:34:57] It's just a stupid ass opinion but it's an ass motherfucker that you like can hold with
[00:35:00] varying degrees of conviction but it's not like, you know, imagine somebody that was
[00:35:05] like convinced that the Star Wars movies sucked and that everyone was fucking wrong.
[00:35:11] People wouldn't be like, look, he walks his dog like everybody else.
[00:35:17] And then the response to all those Nazi articles is like, don't normalize this behavior, which
[00:35:24] It's not like somebody that's like going to read that and say, yeah, you know what?
[00:35:27] I also like red pepper flakes in my pasta.
[00:35:33] It is kind of weird to just see fucking Nazis get this like light treatment of like get
[00:35:41] I do think there's something to the normalizing thing of it.
[00:35:44] No, somebody wanted to, you know, get their paycheck.
[00:35:51] You shouldn't like say you're a Nazi out loud.
[00:35:54] Well, it's like, yeah, it's like that's not something that like should be.
[00:35:56] It's part of the whole two sides to every story thing.
[00:35:59] But there isn't there side, you know, fuck their side.
[00:36:03] Who gives a fuck about not like, I don't know.
[00:36:06] I just think it's fucking retarded that we're talking about what Nazis want, where it's
[00:36:10] like you shouldn't give them the fucking time of day and they shouldn't have any political
[00:36:14] Like that's crazy to me that there's a group that there's that many people in America
[00:36:20] that are like, yeah, this is fucking we're going to meet up.
[00:36:23] I mean, I mean, you're right, but it seems like it's more because I barely read it.
[00:36:27] The guy that profile was just someone that went to Charlottesville.
[00:36:35] Yeah, some why the fucking writing about that's the point that because here's why they're
[00:36:39] writing about it because everyone's fucking like in this like rabid froth about the not
[00:36:48] It's not like I mean, sure, the New York Times plays a role in that, but they're not the
[00:36:53] There's people shaking in their boots about this Nazi uprising.
[00:36:57] There were like 400 people in Charlottesville.
[00:36:59] Yeah, and it's just doesn't fucking exist.
[00:37:01] So there were half that many people at sidebar at your show.
[00:37:09] The fucked up thing is that someone died, you know, because people were freaking out about
[00:37:16] I guess it's like my point is if you want to be mad at something and people, you know,
[00:37:21] engaging in anti social behavior, that's really fucking harmful, why don't you look at the
[00:37:26] people that rape children that make all of the movies that you watch.
[00:37:32] The people that literally are above the law because they can fuck children in a plane
[00:37:42] I'm not worried about some guy in Ohio who like fucking, you know, makes pasta and loses
[00:37:55] If anything, your take away ship from that, it shouldn't be that it's normalizing Nazis,
[00:37:59] but that it's like, you know, showing you that like, again, it's just somebody with
[00:38:07] That I mean, it's like, it doesn't fucking matter.
[00:38:10] You're not going to be able to eradicate people who don't agree with you about shit.
[00:38:14] Even if it's an extreme opinion, like white people should separate and have their own
[00:38:20] You know, I mean, when it gets to a political level, then that's different.
[00:38:23] But this is not like a guy that controls anything.
[00:38:26] You know, and racists have always been around.
[00:38:29] Like I don't understand what this fucking why everybody just it is.
[00:38:33] It's not that it terrorized, but anyway, we're talking in circles, but it's just weird
[00:38:36] that they're getting mainstream, like media attention for being racist, basically.
[00:38:40] Yeah, I just don't think that it's like, yeah, it's a matter of numbers.
[00:38:49] Anyway, Lindy shouldn't have written that article.
[00:38:53] Well, Lindy's going to find a fat racist and then be like, well, maybe, maybe there's
[00:39:04] Men just got calling me sick, have sex with me, Java.
[00:39:10] Me and my friend hooked each other up to the fucking blizzard mixing machine.
[00:39:16] We broke bread, numerous pieces of bread, cake, every type of bread you can imagine.
[00:39:22] And we really got down to brass tacks and then we ate all the brass and we ate all the
[00:39:27] I really can't wait until she fucking just has to get like, to has to have medical intervention
[00:39:35] and then fucking turns her back on the fat community.
[00:39:38] You think she's going to get her stomach stabled?
[00:39:40] Well, everything she does is like in extreme, whatever her personal trajectory is at the
[00:39:45] time is the only right and true way to live your life.
[00:39:50] So if she does have a medical emergency, you know, and she has to get lap and she has to
[00:39:54] start losing weight, losing weight feels good.
[00:39:57] And if she continues in that direction, then she's going to, I could totally see her becoming
[00:40:09] I thought I was going to throw up or something.
[00:40:13] He thinks he's like a tortoise or something.
[00:40:18] Yeah, I could see, I see what you're saying.
[00:40:20] Yo, some fucking a cop in Baltimore who was going to testify against other cops got killed.
[00:40:26] But he got shot with his own gun and his partner hid and called 911 cops are fucking setting
[00:40:38] I mean, like the police department there gets caught like every other year engaging in some
[00:40:45] like giant fucking drug distribution ring.
[00:40:48] Yeah, they were selling drugs to the Philly police.
[00:40:55] They were the plug for the Philly cops.
[00:41:01] I told you, I took that test because every Tuesday you can just go to like Baltimore Police
[00:41:06] department headquarters and take the test.
[00:41:12] They just know kind of I mean, I was there and there was just some fucking like deranged
[00:41:16] homeless guy with a bag full of loose tools.
[00:41:27] I took the test and like immediately after I take the test, like a fucking like captain
[00:41:31] comes out from the back and he's like, yeah, some came up in your background check.
[00:41:34] So a major needs to look over it and there's no majors, you know, to office today.
[00:41:39] And then like two weeks later, I got a letter from the mayor that's like, you can never
[00:41:53] I mean, I guess I've been investigated for shit, but interesting.
[00:41:56] You're on some list you don't even know about.
[00:41:58] I mean, yes, I've been I've been under federal.
[00:42:10] But do you guys remember in the black gorilla family was just fucking she got they got like
[00:42:20] And like imagine fucking the like you've you've fucked the guards like you're not even pulling
[00:42:34] Well anyways, that day that I took the test, they were going to hire like an additional
[00:42:42] So it was kind of like anybody can get the job and I was like, it would be hilarious.
[00:42:46] If I just you know, I just did the job for like a month.
[00:42:55] I mean, maybe they could go after you for like breach a contract or something.
[00:42:57] But I don't, you know, I know you can quit.
[00:43:08] Well, that day some fucking officer had been training like officers from other departments.
[00:43:15] It was like a cross departmental like training exercise.
[00:43:19] And they were just on some hospital property, some like abandoned hospital property.
[00:43:26] And the trainer shot a training in the head.
[00:43:32] And then they find out that like training wasn't approved.
[00:43:34] They didn't have the right to be there.
[00:43:36] There was no explanation of what the training was.
[00:43:43] He just she just fucking I think they were supposed to be using like blanks and they were just
[00:43:44] just you know, you're not supposed to use blanks when they do training exercises.
[00:43:47] They have like rubber guns that are painted bright red.
[00:43:50] So there's no way you could possibly confuse them for real gods.
[00:43:55] He pulled out his real shot at training in the fucking head.
[00:44:04] Well, I think schmurdle apparently got set up and shouldn't be in jail.
[00:44:10] There's an article that was way too long for me to read.
[00:44:16] It was an over ambitious D.A. trying to make an example of him because of his music.
[00:44:40] But anyway, guys, also it's important to note the ticket link is up now for the 22nd.
[00:44:54] The fucking Christmas show December 22nd at the black cat eight o'clock fucking eight
[00:44:58] o'clock doors eight 30 show all three boys getting our fucking bringing our holiday
[00:45:09] And I know it's like very common for like fans of podcasts to bring gifts for people
[00:45:14] that of the podcast they like is it if you're a gay man and you want to marry Adam, you have
[00:45:22] You have to present me with a golden egg.
[00:45:26] At which point I will allow you to fucking sodomize Adam.
[00:45:31] Please just going to ask for HIV positive.
[00:45:37] If you come, I thought it was just on the tear and tear and tear and that.
[00:45:56] I love the way the pussidres test and it has eight.
[00:46:02] My mom and I have to jack off your fucking bitch.
[00:47:08] I will never not smile when I say that phrase.
[00:47:12] It's almost like you must never respect our woman.
[00:47:15] It is very important that you never respect our woman.
[00:47:19] Because a woman is not capable of saying yes to us.
[00:47:35] Stop watching African-Gavin Miki in this.
[00:48:10] They're all narcissists, so they all rape.
[00:48:15] Now they're going to one by one do exposés on the rape issue.
[00:48:20] Each individual publication until there's no more media,
[00:48:24] That's when we come in, we do our own music.
[00:48:35] Wait a second, isn't Reddit racist Reddit?
[00:48:42] Don't they have R- slash the Donald and stuff?
[00:48:44] Yeah, but that one's just about Donald Trump.
[00:48:48] Social media is just going to keep swinging back and forth
[00:48:52] because none of these companies have any real principles.
[00:48:57] That's what all the girl comics now are finding that out
[00:48:59] because they're getting banned for writing men or scum.
[00:49:02] Which is like bullshit, but they have the wrong take,
[00:49:07] which is like we got to get Facebook to stick by their original principles.
[00:49:11] It's like no, you need to realize it's a fucking company.
[00:49:14] I mean, but they should be shit about you.
[00:49:17] It is crazy that they don't ban people that fucking threaten to kill people
[00:49:22] You can find examples of people that say men are scum
[00:49:29] If you want to play the what about is in game in terms of how their social media policy is enacted,
[00:49:35] But the thing is, is don't try to make a case about whether Facebook is good or bad politically.
[00:49:43] Realize that it's a company that is only concerned with protecting its profits.
[00:49:48] Only people pursuing these community safety standards are essentially customer service agents
[00:49:56] that probably hate you, hate their job, hate their fucking life.
[00:50:00] Just realize that you don't need Facebook.
[00:50:04] You should embrace freedom of expression across the board
[00:50:07] and not celebrate it when fucking people you don't like are silenced.
[00:50:11] Well, yeah, and it's also the way you get in trouble is by people that don't like you.
[00:50:17] My girl just got banned from Twitter for calling Blossom a Zionist cunt.
[00:50:40] It's just like none of these people understood two years ago that silencing people for expressing
[00:50:46] opinions that you don't like isn't a good idea.
[00:50:55] And then it was considered like fucking rape apology or concern trolling to say like, hey, we
[00:50:56] should embrace the idea that anybody should be able to say whatever you want and if you
[00:51:02] don't like it, you can block them or ignore it.
[00:51:08] You know, it's like, whoa, who's for damaging me?
[00:51:15] I mean, I guess to their point, it's like it's not even because it's not even an equal.
[00:51:22] I guess they want the people that fucking say the...
[00:51:26] You're still making the wrong argument.
[00:51:33] It's being used against us, whatever, but now we want it to, you know, also be used against
[00:51:44] People are all for people to be silenced, ever.
[00:51:47] If their opinions are bad, you should either have a counter argument that's better than
[00:51:53] Like an adult, like you were told to do as a child when somebody said something you
[00:51:58] In the case of violent threats and shit, the same thing, but none of these are violent
[00:52:02] But I'm just saying, are there exceptions in case you're using...
[00:52:08] So if the problem is, is that they threaten you across state lines, call the fucking police.
[00:52:12] If you believe it's a credible threat, call the police.
[00:52:15] Don't think the solution is like Facebook.
[00:52:21] Do you see the M-Y, the cops that tried to like, uh, intimidate a rape witness?
[00:52:32] You're talking about that at times, that times article.
[00:52:38] Wait, the New York City police officers that raped those girls in a van?
[00:52:53] Yeah, it just was a clip of being like, what?
[00:52:57] These those cops were really wilding out.
[00:53:05] Games of black teams going street to street raping out young white men.
[00:53:16] What you do is you get, and it's like the garbled like...
[00:53:21] What you do is you refine the white guy and then you fuck him until he's gay.
[00:53:28] Preferably outside of the Barnes & Noble because those guys are close anyways.
[00:53:33] Do you guys ever have a thing of like, uh, we were scared.
[00:53:38] There was like an urban legend of a gang called the Pink Stars that were gay gangsters that
[00:53:48] I've never seen a Pink Star in my life.
[00:53:51] Remember those kids that they used to hang out at Gallery Place Metro?
[00:53:56] Adam was, uh, when he first moved to DC, he was really into being forcibly sodomized
[00:54:08] He would go, you'd go, you'd go, hey boys, seize up, bees down.
[00:54:23] Uh, who was Check It or whatever the fuck?
[00:54:26] There were like kids like gay, like street kids that were like tired of getting bullied.
[00:54:30] So like if someone was like, you fucking faggots or whatever, they just tweet out like, Check
[00:54:41] One time I saw a fight on the like, on the other side of the Metro at Chinatown on the
[00:54:44] Green Line and it was like literally 200 kids.
[00:54:47] Just like fucking tranny, like trans women fucking...
[00:54:52] Like people just fucking go all the fucking...
[00:54:53] So if you know anyone in the gang, Check It.
[00:54:55] Let them know that Adam called them trannies.
[00:55:03] But actually what happened was someone made a documentary about it and, and Louie, I don't
[00:55:06] know if I'm allowed to say his name, beat off in front of them, saw it and he was like,
[00:55:16] He was like, I think this is really important then and people should see it and he distributed
[00:55:20] it through his website because he's like, no one's going to see this.
[00:55:24] If you're not like at a queer film festival, you like no one would have ever seen it.
[00:55:32] Hopefully he gave them the money, right?
[00:55:53] If they had money before, Yank, I take that shit too.
[00:55:58] So what is your most cherished Thanksgiving memory of all time?
[00:56:04] Yank has decided to just use his phone instead of it.
[00:56:09] I was looking at something that we discussed earlier, but never mind.
[00:56:15] You don't even know what we've been talking about.
[00:56:27] Here comes another five and a half minute long menu description.
[00:56:48] They had a fucking crab dip that was unbelievable.
[00:56:52] And my mom got pita chips and they were extra salty that year?
[00:56:56] Bro, I must have had two clubs of that shit.
[00:56:59] And no joke, that's my most cherished Thanksgiving memory.
[00:57:02] Just going to town on that fucking club of crab dip.
[00:57:05] And before you cut me off with loud, fat, you know, interjections, Thanksgiving food
[00:57:20] First of all, I don't fuck with Turkey.
[00:57:23] Stuffing, even the best stuffing in the world is fucking garbage.
[00:57:25] Have you seen it in Turkey in real life?
[00:57:30] Adam's afraid of all kinds of small birds.
[00:57:39] There's some big ones though out there, man.
[00:57:41] Adam's fucking afraid of any kind of small animal.
[00:57:51] They have little nuts hanging off their chin though.
[00:57:53] That's the scariest part, the red chin, the red turkeys.
[00:57:55] You grabbed their nuts and you suck them.
[00:57:57] I mean, that video that like gay news anchor holding the chicken and the chicken.
[00:58:10] I agree in general that Thanksgiving food is overrated though.
[00:58:13] This is just something funny that happened yesterday.
[00:58:15] The guy sitting next to me on the plate and watched Love Actually two times in a row.
[00:58:20] He like, he was a fucking buff ass dude.
[00:58:23] He sat down and he watched Love Actually.
[00:58:25] He like, scanned through all the other movies and then he just decided to run it back.
[00:58:30] I'm going to run back this movie that's supposed to be romantic but it's fucked up and weird.
[00:58:40] It's like Christina's favorite movie and I remember watching it with her and being like,
[00:58:44] One of 500 birds that are being judged today at the show.
[00:58:56] That's a manlier scream than you gave him credit for.
[00:59:00] I thought he was British which made him gay.
[00:59:04] You can't be on the news in Britain and not be straight.
[00:59:28] What do you say we meet up at the lorry and have a Union, Jack, together?
[00:59:42] What do you pop on over and grab me a cook?
[00:59:48] I used to work at a cell phone kiosk and these two British guys came over together and
[00:59:53] I, you know, they're British so I'm already such a guy.
[00:59:57] And I didn't know if they were like fucking or whatever, but they come up and they say,
[01:00:05] And I was like, what, like fuck each other in the store?
[01:00:10] No, I mean, it means a couple more minutes on your phone.
[01:00:18] And you're like, oh, I guess and you suck their cocks.
[01:00:25] And then I went into Charlotte Ruse and I started sticking my tongue out of women, you
[01:00:33] There was, I used to work next to a Charlotte Ruse and this moron worked at the store and
[01:00:36] then me and this other guy who has friends with us, it worked at the store convinced
[01:00:40] the moron that the Facker old worked at Charlotte's Ruse was like the hottest woman in the world.
[01:00:58] Just no, no, we were just like, you know, literally that literally that Eric tried to
[01:01:03] We successfully did Adam shared where he got a convinced cousin.
[01:01:35] You can be convinced that someone you don't actually find hot is hot.
[01:01:48] Houry successfully went the whole time without talking about Hollywood.
[01:02:04] We don't know who else we haven't booked it.
[01:02:07] I'll be headlining the hilarities in Cleveland Sunday the third and then I'm at the House
[01:02:15] And like we said earlier, the 22nd, the big mother fucking holiday show with all the boys,
[01:02:25] I'm also, I'm doing spots again and I'm at like the standing room almost every weekend
[01:02:31] and then I hang out to stand pretty often.
[01:02:38] Jods are that I will be if I'm hanging there.
[01:02:41] So come out whenever and then let Patrick know if you see Patrick, he's the lumbering
[01:02:49] Tell him you came out because of come town.
[01:02:55] But specifically me because I'm the one that figured out this angle.
[01:02:59] I mean, it's I think that's the general angle.
[01:03:04] Well, Adam, you're not past at the stand and I've told Patrick repeatedly that you're not
[01:03:16] That's how much of a non-comic you are.
[01:03:21] You don't have a seat at the table where no gay men or trans women are allowed.
[01:03:27] Well, I'm just saying like there are no trans women at also.
[01:03:33] They cave calm or not cave comedy comedy.
[01:03:36] Comedy seller podcast with brand with guy on there.
[01:03:50] They just not as mean as they could have been.
[01:03:52] They just weren't they weren't friends with them.
[01:03:54] They trashed them in a fucking in a publication.
[01:03:58] I mean, he like slandered the fucking club basically.
[01:04:04] There's a problem with with there's a guy in Los Angeles who's going around raping people.
[01:04:10] His name's Guy Branham and then when he says you can't call me a rapist, I say, well, you
[01:04:23] You know, I'm not saying you do, but you represent.
[01:04:37] So, uh, shots out come see us and we'll, we'll, we'll talk to you next, you know, motherfucking
[01:04:44] You catch me at, um, clubs all over New York.
[01:04:49] Thank you for coming to Cyber, by the way.
[01:04:52] Everyone, you're, you're, thank you for everyone come out.
[01:04:54] Oh, and thanks for buying Stuyves' Golden Angels T-shirts on sale online soon.
[01:04:58] You guys want to get some gingerbread cookies after this?
[01:05:05] Yeah, a little latte, some gingerbread cookies.
[01:05:10] I did, I did, I did all those Frankenheimer movies on film struck.
[01:05:16] I'd seen, I'd seen Birdman of Alcatraz years ago and I liked that movie.
[01:05:19] But I watched, I watched all those other Lanecaster Frankenheimer movies.
[01:05:21] Does he, does he have wings, the Birdman of Alcatraz?
[01:05:26] So he's, he's like sodomizing little Wayne.
[01:05:33] Have you guys, I just want to put your dick inside of my mouth and fuck you.
[01:05:37] Have you watched any of the Castlevedy movies on, uh, Bob?
[01:05:55] Wait, cause people talk at the same time?
[01:05:57] Well they, well that's how people, that's how life is.
[01:06:00] But that's not how fucking fictional, yeah.
[01:06:03] That's what I want to watch is two hours of people talking over each other and using
[01:06:10] I, no, I mean there's plenty of old man.
[01:06:12] I, I, Oldman doesn't do it to the same cast as me.
[01:06:19] And it's what movie that Kesavetes make.
[01:06:21] Woman under the influence, opening night.
[01:06:23] Adam, see that's why Adam likes it because it's about women being drugged and raped.
[01:06:28] That movie is, is probably his best movie.
[01:06:31] Yo, every movie, you know, it wasn't raped in it.
[01:06:35] Remember when there was like a bunch of movies about, again, on record saying he doesn't
[01:06:39] believe women when they say they were crazy dudes fucked up.
[01:06:42] She never said she remember, remember, remember how it led lots of movies had like love potions.
[01:06:50] I was laughing about, you know, this is why I need feminism pictures for episode four.
[01:06:55] But like a, it's like a big fat Chinese girl with like a swollen face holding one of those
[01:07:01] And then it says, but nobody fought my pussy.
[01:07:06] I thought that would be a pretty good character.