Cum Town | Premium | 12/11/2017
[00:00:00] No one cares what you have or don't have that.
[00:00:18] I'm having a good day now because I'm back with my friends.
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[00:00:32] patreon.com, who made just such a great business move this month.
[00:00:39] They decided to raise prices for everyone and then pretend like it benefits creators,
[00:00:46] which is a word I'm really fucking tired of reading.
[00:00:49] They have to emphasize that this is good for creators.
[00:00:54] First of all, maybe three people on patreon are actually creating anything.
[00:01:06] I'm more of like, this is sort of like a look book for bad opinions.
[00:01:20] Basically, if you didn't get the email, if you pay five dollars a month for this podcast,
[00:01:27] patreon is jacking up the fee to five, 50 a month, a 10% increase that we can't do anything about.
[00:01:32] They're going to pocket the extra 50 cents and then charge us a little bit less on the back end.
[00:01:40] Compared to the, I mean, yeah, five percent less overall.
[00:01:46] I mean, we basically how it used to work.
[00:01:47] No, it'll be basically three percent less than they were charging us already.
[00:01:54] You know, you pay five dollars on average.
[00:01:57] On average, we would keep about 88% of that.
[00:02:00] The new model is they've jacked up the price to five 50 and they say that, you know, we get to keep 95% of the pledge, but that's 95% of the original five dollars.
[00:02:10] So if you look at the total amount that they're taking versus what we keep, we only keep about 86% now under this new model.
[00:02:18] So they're taking more money away from everybody and charging you more without asking us.
[00:02:21] If they just needed to raise their prices, they could have just sent an email out to the people that are on the website saying like, hey, we need to raise our prices.
[00:02:29] What do you think about doing it this way?
[00:02:30] Or here's the option to ask your patrons to, you know, cover some of these costs.
[00:02:38] And honestly, like if they said we need to lower your margin or whatever, that's fine.
[00:02:43] Like we have like very little overhead.
[00:02:45] I have no problem paying 15% rather than 12% or even fucking 20%.
[00:02:50] I mean, at that point, it would be like, from what it sounds like, they stand to make a lot more money than just increasing 12% to 15%.
[00:02:57] Well, yeah, this increases their profit margin up to 40%, especially on small dollar donations.
[00:03:04] Yeah, but what if like if smaller patron patron accounts close down, they're going to start losing money?
[00:03:12] They won't make they won't make as much as they're going to.
[00:03:14] I'm sure they had some sort of dumb ass fucking Silicon Valley actuary calculate this and they determined that less than 20% of dollar
[00:03:24] Donators would leave the site permanently. Now, they don't care about the effect that would have on like the smaller accounts.
[00:03:35] Well, very few people make a living off patron. It's something like 2% of patron accounts make like even minimum wage.
[00:03:49] Yeah, it also sounds like they probably had like a like a like an evaluation of their company like overall value that was too high and now that they're kind of trying to do a cash cash grab.
[00:04:03] Oh, I got this is Adam's business corner.
[00:04:09] It's not cash, but it will cost you money.
[00:04:14] I go to the in Jerusalem. There's this table of Jews that change money.
[00:04:25] The only changing Adam does at a table is that koala station where this is diaper change and he lives on it too.
[00:04:36] You just raising your fucking your feet up all the way.
[00:04:39] You're gonna be a good hidden camera show is you just like a little kid.
[00:04:43] You know, you just put a camera in there and people go in and you're changing an actual koala's diaper on that table and people are like, what are you doing?
[00:04:51] You're like, where else am I supposed to?
[00:05:01] It's a koala that doesn't know how to use a toilet.
[00:05:08] I thought I came into this M restaurant.
[00:05:17] Let me just say these meatballs taste horrible.
[00:05:23] Not only am I literate, I don't know what a hamburger is.
[00:05:26] No one's ever said the word hamburger to me in relation to this thing I'm eating.
[00:05:30] Look, I just raised koalas and don't read.
[00:05:37] Anyways, if you miss the email somehow and you get fucked over by Patreon at the end
[00:05:52] What we do need to talk about, and this is a hometown exclusive, but Brian Singer was accused of rape
[00:06:00] So if you've been following the show and the things we've been talking about, you know,
[00:06:04] the singer's been right up there in the list of what it makes main targets up near the
[00:06:14] I'd like to proudly announce that we have an exclusive interview with the plaintiff in
[00:06:23] Caesar, Juan Carlos, you know, Honduras.
[00:06:30] Unfortunately, we only have three mics.
[00:06:34] Yeah, I'm going to go in the room and lift.
[00:06:36] Yeah, I feel like you'd make him a little uncomfortable.
[00:06:38] I'm going to go get some sets in real quick.
[00:06:49] I'm so sorry about what happened to you.
[00:06:51] Can you describe in detail exactly what Brian Singer did to you?
[00:07:03] Because of his body cold outside in the parking lot.
[00:07:10] This is crazy at the Home Depot in Bedstand.
[00:07:13] Yes, and people cannot see me behind the Christmas trees.
[00:07:16] Because they are even the little Christmas trees that are too big for me.
[00:07:50] Well, I was outside of the Jejong Depot.
[00:08:02] And they roll down the window of the jot.
[00:08:14] Brian Singer pushed his head out of the porthole and he says to me,
[00:08:27] But he said I could do the dry wall on the jot.
[00:08:35] But he said I could do the dry wall because I am very good at the dry wall.
[00:08:40] So you were intoxicated by these promises of travel?
[00:08:51] I started drinking for local when I was seven.
[00:09:00] You seem a little hesitant to describe the actual things he did.
[00:09:13] And he bring me into the captain's room.
[00:09:25] He said why did you get that boy pussy?
[00:09:35] He had a little magneto helmet that he put on his dick and he pulled my hand.
[00:09:52] Bora Doreza cannot talk to a talk to a bow because there is pending litigation.
[00:10:19] That was a shorter 10 minutes than I thought it would be.
[00:10:30] That was actually times man of the year.
[00:10:35] Yeah, Caesar Romero, Pizza Hut, whatever the fuck is going on.
[00:10:43] Well, he got fired from Bohemian Ralety.
[00:10:47] The accusation is probably not going to be able to squash this lawsuit because of all the Weinstein stuff.
[00:10:56] And when Michael Egan sued Singer, nobody came forward.
[00:11:02] But with this one, there's probably a bunch of people that can also get in on it.
[00:11:08] And it's the same lawyer handling this case as did the Egan one.
[00:11:13] So, who they, Singer and his like fucking shithead friends sued that guy for like a million dollars.
[00:11:23] But yeah, I mean, this should, because of the moment we're in, this should be the flash in the pan with Brian Singer that really gets him.
[00:11:31] But then it's like, you know, who's this guy's yacht?
[00:11:34] He's on some fucking billionaire gay guy that's like, you know, hosting rape parties and this fucking yacht.
[00:11:40] So, yeah, it's the beginning of the end for that whole crew.
[00:11:46] Well, if you're, I saw today, Singer said that he'd be open to working with Kevin Space.
[00:11:57] How old, how old the child that we're talking about.
[00:11:59] The project is a hard-fought child porno.
[00:12:01] It's home alone for getting here, Kevin.
[00:12:15] You know who is his idol, Kevin Spacey?
[00:12:24] That's why they have a similar cadence.
[00:12:47] That's where it's better if you came from.
[00:12:48] Shelley, I tell you, I bent that boy over and I had him right there on the line and I fucked him.
[00:12:53] I fucked him, Shelley, but you know what?
[00:13:05] Do you think that was a movie called Glen Vary Glen Gay?
[00:13:09] And it's two guys named Glen and they're like, guess who?
[00:13:19] It's raining all night long and they have to suck 900 dicks before the end of the month or how a bulb is going to fire them from the gay storm.
[00:13:50] Just the straight guy pretending to be gay, me clique sucking a dick.
[00:14:08] Second prize is two tickets to the glory as to fund it.
[00:14:14] Yeah, but that's, I mean, they would enjoy the steak knives too.
[00:14:17] Who doesn't like a set of steak knives?
[00:14:32] I went for red October the other night.
[00:14:34] And it's like, man, Alec Baldwin really swelled up.
[00:14:51] It's like one of those dinosaurs, like, as a little kid,
[00:14:53] just put it in water, it gets big as hell.
[00:15:00] Like those pole locks up in Green Pole.
[00:15:10] I don't know where to go with that one.
[00:15:15] I thought that would be easier than one.
[00:15:47] You bringing a fucking hammer for a scalpel's job
[00:15:50] Scalpel's job or whatever the fuck that saying that expression. You know what I'm saying?
[00:15:53] That's what you're doing right now. It's you know where that expression comes from is a doctor's office where a
[00:16:07] Well, this what I do with this yeah, I was on the Nick. Oh
[00:16:11] Oh shit, who's that episode of the Nick where they stopped using hammers and started using apples
[00:16:20] Now we don't need to do brain surgery with the spoon
[00:16:26] And that show fucking rules. Yeah, I love it too because like every surgery is like they always have an audience
[00:16:32] But it's only like four people so they're basically like just doing an open mic right it's comedy like open mic surgery
[00:16:38] Yeah, I've a this is a new type of this guy has a sublingual
[00:16:45] Sist and we're going to burn it off rather than cut it out. So doctor if you could
[00:16:54] 1800s battery that where the wires and acid are exposed and gives off radiation, please
[00:17:00] And we'll charge it to 8 million joules
[00:17:02] And I'm gonna shove this speculum thing down this guy's throat and he's dead. So
[00:17:10] That's it. That's I'm still working on that one. Yeah, I don't really have a way to finish that bit yet
[00:17:16] But what kind of surgery do you guys want to do you guys on whites only tinder?
[00:17:25] Yeah, you guys on the social register. They got these days you meet abroad maybe yo
[00:17:30] Yeah, what that's crazy classified ads people used to put out like yeah, I'm horny like yeah
[00:17:35] I'm I have brown hair. I'm five seven. I have a master's degree. I like going tango
[00:17:42] That's how Adam's parents met they were both unfuckable people that had to have sex through the Jewish Times newspaper
[00:17:49] My parents were both attractive J lights magazine
[00:17:57] They kept getting set up on dates and my mom kept thinking my dad was a fuck boy really yeah, which he is
[00:18:03] Yeah, your mom your mom really bit the bullet
[00:18:06] Guess he smashed eventually that's where they call sucking Adam's dad's dick cuz his dick is the size of a bullet
[00:18:16] He's a real lights it is it as hard as a bullet did your dad's dick as hard as a bullet
[00:18:20] I've never seen it hard, but I've seen it flaccid plenty. How big is it?
[00:18:25] It's it's fun. What do you say? Wow Adam sucked his dad's dick. No, it wasn't hard
[00:18:34] Yeah, please stop sucking my dick stop it
[00:18:40] You don't know how don't use your hands you don't know how much it takes to repair
[00:18:46] second-year father's flaccid penis, but
[00:18:49] You can work through it after with it enough talk therapy
[00:18:52] Yeah, Adam for time magazine person let's hear it. Okay for being forced to suck his own dad
[00:19:01] Why wasn't force yeah, it was a fun activity
[00:19:04] I saw my dad's dick quite a quite a bunch as well nice dick my dad unfortunately
[00:19:10] Much meatier than mine. It makes me upset. You think so. I think so. I mean part of that is I was a child
[00:19:16] Right, so it's a grown man's question, but it's bigger. It's smaller than I remember
[00:19:23] But it's still pretty big you've seen it as an adult with the outline. Yeah, he's been in he's been in like
[00:19:29] Movies you've seen yeah, yeah, I've put a camera in his bedroom and trying to catch him beating off and
[00:19:37] Doing you're like I'm just trying to see how big your dick
[00:19:44] Not doing anything gay. I just want to compare dicks with you in a way that wouldn't be weird
[00:19:49] So I set up a system of mirrors and cameras all throughout the house to catch you in a candid moment
[00:19:57] Damn I wonder where my dad beats off actually doesn't beat off at the house
[00:20:01] Yeah, stop. Yes, stop. Why do you every year for Christmas you get me boxers with ruler on front?
[00:20:17] I'm not getting them shit for Christmas. I bought my mom a damn dishwasher
[00:20:21] Yeah, yeah, he can fucking wash them dishes. That's his fucking presence. Well now he is a dishwasher
[00:20:26] Huh, I know it's wash your own wheels. No, why would it be on wheels because then you could bring it wherever you want in the house?
[00:20:37] You need to be hooked up to hot water though, you know, it's really sick. What am he has HIV?
[00:20:43] Seriously, I'm sorry Adam. Yeah, I don't know next man wearing a hat that says the term. I'm not mad at you
[00:20:49] I'm never because you're terminally ill from AIDS
[00:20:58] It's no, or isn't it treatable these days they're telling me they're telling for a long time
[00:21:03] So if they get it, they don't think it's a big deal now that's a myth
[00:21:06] I think you know porn stars so they can force them in the fucking game. Oh, no
[00:21:11] It's not my cause is in the fucking news. Yeah, I'm just saying you just you took the easy take here
[00:21:16] That's that's not what we do on come town. Obviously everyone's mad at the woke people for bullying
[00:21:25] August aims yeah, we're just a gloop August aims terrible name
[00:21:29] She she looked better before the plastic surgery, but damn dude. She your body shaming her and she's dead. No
[00:21:36] I've been a fan for a couple. I'm not familiar with her work. I did check it. I'm familiar
[00:21:41] I checked it out after I found that she was dead. Yeah, that was the problem also
[00:21:44] Like I found out a porn star died and within like 10 minutes
[00:21:47] I was jacking off to porn to her porn just to porn. I just remember it her porn
[00:21:52] It's like remember that documentary like after porn or something. I think what's her name?
[00:21:59] Sasha Gray not Sasha Gray the from Parks and Rec. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she did a she did a
[00:22:05] Plaza something about the what Nick off for me. No the no
[00:22:11] Jealousy Jones made a documentary about girls trying to leave porn or something and I watched maybe three minutes before
[00:22:16] I was like on my laptop like I might as well just watch a machine in my pants
[00:22:27] You know, oh, yeah, that's cool folks Quincy Jones's daughters. Yeah
[00:22:34] And another one who's also hot. I've never seen the other one. She's just a regular person
[00:22:39] I think she's going out with the JOs, you know Quincy jacks off. Yeah, he does
[00:22:43] Not Quincy Fox dude. You know Quincy Jones fucked in his dad's
[00:22:48] Music musician. I mean everybody sucks. Yeah, but he really felt like that REM song everybody
[00:22:58] Apparently Michael's stipe raped the boy. Oh, dude that in the blind items. That sucks, dude
[00:23:03] Wait, you can't believe every blind item though watch my believe every victim Adam
[00:23:08] Yeah, I believe every random accusation that doesn't even name a perpetrator and you have to guess who they are
[00:23:17] It's time for the board game clue to make come back
[00:23:37] Everyone knows whoever got the penis is the one
[00:23:41] Well, it certainly wasn't the candle eyebrow that shit would just melt I
[00:23:49] It's not yeah, they're not talking with the candlestick. It's the candlestick it worked. Yeah, the lead pipe
[00:23:54] Oh, and then you get you could and then you get fucking cancer
[00:23:59] It's pretty much always Colonel mustard. Oh, yeah, who was it? Well Colonel mustard loves busting dude bust bust that mustard
[00:24:11] Yeah, this my new pickup line I go to win bars. I go what a bitch my name's Colonel Buster
[00:24:16] And I got a clue for you and then I point down and my dick is completely
[00:24:20] It's completely out you say it's out and hard hard covered in mustard
[00:24:33] They call me they call me Oscar Meyer because I'm admiring your vagina
[00:24:39] Like Oscar the grouch because I'm pissed off like Oscar the grouch because I'm not fucking right now
[00:25:03] Okay, is there any truth to the fact that your penis was exposed
[00:25:14] Wispering my lawyer. I do I do not recall any of that specifically
[00:25:20] No, no, I'm not denying it. I said do not do not again. I do not recall this this deposition is over
[00:25:28] Get up from the table and on the video camera you can see my penis
[00:25:33] You try and do it to the plate the bailiff
[00:25:38] At which point the defendant referred to himself as Colonel Buster
[00:25:57] He is a colonel in the army and that he is a full bird colonel and then he flipped the bird to
[00:26:05] The witness and then attempted to insert his middle finger into her vagina
[00:26:16] Damn, bro, and he's like this is what I call flipping you off
[00:26:22] Sexual that's bad like off because I'm a bug repellent. Yeah, oh shit
[00:26:26] I like to make Adam go back to the woods. Yeah fucking came from exactly ejaculated stop spraying off into my
[00:26:49] Who else was included was like professor plum that scarlet bitch who was Chinese. Oh, she was kind of hot
[00:27:01] She's like do you have any shows coming up?
[00:27:03] I was like yeah, I hear my dates and she was like good
[00:27:05] Hopefully I get to meet you and I could tell you about how Adam tried to employ his Asian fetish on me
[00:27:11] Completely felt like you completely blew it. Is this true? Yeah, apparently yeah
[00:27:16] Asian woman you made some some you blew it with you're like me so horny
[00:27:21] I don't think I've ever blown it. Oh, come on
[00:27:23] No, it's not you've never blown it. No batting 1000
[00:27:33] The gong thing boom hit the gong with your dick. Yeah, of course. That's not true
[00:27:38] It's I mean, that's why would he lie happen. Okay, cool if that's true. That's
[00:27:44] You probably just tried to fuck someone. It didn't work. What's the big deal? Yeah, I know I'm not embarrassed by yeah
[00:27:50] I'd be embarrassed by Adam tried to employ his Asian fetish. No, she's some she basically said that you I mean
[00:27:58] I those are my words tried to fuck. Yeah, she said Adams failed attempt or something like that. Yeah
[00:28:04] I tried this match. No big deal. Dude. Take your shot. Yeah. Yeah. No, she's gonna fuck Nick
[00:28:14] No, I just say, do you know what Colonel mustard looks like he's got
[00:28:26] The colors now it's not gonna be yelling once all fucking
[00:28:29] I'm a fan dant then busted in his pants as described earlier in the case busting is the act of ejaculating
[00:28:38] Henceforth known as ejaculating he said see you ejaculator
[00:28:47] And then he threw on those smoke bombs, but it came up who was still there coffee like if you don't like clue
[00:29:03] Then he put his dick through the connect for game
[00:29:10] Holes board games pervert he said king me
[00:29:15] And the witness said that's checkers and he said actually it's rallies
[00:29:30] Wow, yeah, that's good. That's gonna get you pussy
[00:29:42] Um the big Buford that's what I like a hamburger that sounds like someone's retarded son. Oh, I love the big Buford
[00:29:49] You heard did we do that show before I'm pretty sure we know yeah
[00:29:55] I'm gonna steal that one for the stage is always the one that's good
[00:30:00] Fuck I never played clue though, you know wasn't much of a board game family didn't understand the rules
[00:30:05] Yeah, you couldn't read the monopoly who gives a fuck
[00:30:09] You know stop ate all the monopoly pieces. They look delicious
[00:30:17] Rectangular piece of paper that says 500 on it. I don't know it looks a lot like a Hershey's kiss to me
[00:30:27] Your parents report because you literally ate all their money
[00:30:34] Where did all of our money go I thought it was chalk I thought it was candy bars
[00:30:45] My dad one time every time he got money he would buy something incredibly like lavish immediately like a velvet thing
[00:30:52] No, he would just like well he would buy like a fucking Nintendo
[00:30:55] He would buy like a fucking my dad got addicted to my super NES and like yeah
[00:31:00] Like would say I'm gonna get addicted to your super any ass
[00:31:16] Adam just answer next question don't be rude he didn't get it to my ass
[00:31:34] He was going to work still just after having eaten your ass
[00:31:39] He's taking breaks go to the parking lot fucking you he didn't have to go to my son's ass anonymous
[00:31:55] God imagine the great people you meet at rape
[00:31:59] Friends for life. I'll never forget what's always in Europe summer. We spent it camp fuck a boy
[00:32:05] It's always in Europe too, which is like
[00:32:10] Arizona, oh, I guess Weinstein went to Europe
[00:32:14] Which is like when he went on vacation. Yeah, that sounds like it's always in Europe Adam
[00:32:19] That's not who else has gone to rape rehab Weinstein
[00:32:25] Forcing some girl to like suck his bodyguards dick. Well. Yeah. Yeah, that was fucked up
[00:32:30] That was a blind item like a couple months ago. Damn. I guess they are all true
[00:32:33] This one is true. She was in she was it was like a police reporter
[00:32:38] Yeah, if you guys don't read crazy days and nights you want to fuck your head up go read that shit
[00:32:42] Where's that? What's crazy? It's the Adam Sandler Hanukkah movie
[00:32:48] What do we say about you doing jokes on the show?
[00:32:58] I don't know man. Why do you have a bad day? I don't want to talk about it in just a lot of he was doing a lot of
[00:33:03] Aaron's that took a lot of time work. So you had a regular person. No, no, it was bad. It was bad
[00:33:09] What was bad? What could possibly bad about it?
[00:33:11] It's just this is why we have a podcast to talk about these things. Well, not your personal
[00:33:15] I have fun worst off personal. I've told about my personal life. That's what I said
[00:33:19] We have the podcast to talk about my personal life your personal my mom's coming to visit this weekend. I'm excited
[00:33:25] That's great. Yeah, we're gonna I'm gonna take her to momo. Yeah, I'm gonna take her to get dumplings
[00:33:30] She's gonna love art. I'm gonna take a I'm taking an atom bomb to don't give
[00:33:43] Get actually, I don't know if you can Google my mom
[00:33:46] Speaking of Greek people did you see I can pop a dopples his girlfriend? No. Oh, you got to look her up there
[00:33:52] She a baddie or she bad look. She's like yeah, she's like a Greek like in he reached out to me on most of the items
[00:33:59] Mom to the air in space museum, which is what I'm gonna create in that pussy, you know
[00:34:08] People like what's that noise? You're like that's Adam's mom learning about rocket fuel, you know
[00:34:18] Like they're talking where I'm gonna think other museums. Um, yes, I'm taking a moma museum, you know, I'm gonna spy
[00:34:27] The Holocaust because why not you know for old times sake, you know
[00:34:34] Taking her a mama taking her see I way ways exhibit or some shit that public art project. Yeah, I'm gay gay
[00:34:41] Yep, I'm gay gay famous Chinese to Chinese guys 69ing
[00:34:45] You think you do a cartwheel to guys could do a carburel while 69ing
[00:34:49] Yeah, do you think so yeah, it's a opening ceremony for the soch your limp. Yeah, no it was Beijing
[00:34:57] Did you uh, so Russia's banned from the Olympics?
[00:35:03] Ruskies it's finally gonna be Sean White's year. Yes, no, we might not do it either Trump hasn't decided
[00:35:10] What the fuck is that why Trump said he hasn't made his mind up if we'll go or not because he wants them to beg
[00:35:15] It's a little great Trump get to choose when apparently he thinks he can I
[00:35:21] Think that that's what he thinks the president does is decide whether we go to the Olympics
[00:35:26] He just wants to feel wanted, you know, I think he has no control over that. I think he is
[00:35:37] Yeah, when they boycotted in the 80s. Yeah, was that Reagan's decision? I think it was
[00:35:44] Think what got her the so everybody hated the Russians. No, they banned they banned the soviet
[00:35:49] The soviet the L.A. L acid ones. Oh, yeah, and then the soviet's boy caught no
[00:35:55] They didn't cost a Moscow one. It was like they wouldn't come to LA. Yeah, yeah, exactly
[00:36:01] But yeah, I think I don't know if he has it. I think athletes can still go even if he says no
[00:36:06] But he might say no. Yeah, I don't know whatever if he tells them that they can't go
[00:36:11] You hear we're not telling them that we can't go. Yo, let's be the Bob's led team hell running's too
[00:36:17] It's us that would be cool. Hell yeah, Jim make that we can hide a bunch of weights and Adam's asshole
[00:36:22] To make the Bob's like go fast. I don't know you have to be in the front. I'll be in the front
[00:36:27] I'll be the bullet dude. I'll be like the fucking that's where we're being fat comes out. You're John Candy
[00:36:35] I'm gonna be the fat first fat Bob's letter. I haven't seen that movie in
[00:36:41] Probably 20 years. Jamaica we go to a boat with team. That's a good movie. Yeah, it's really good
[00:36:47] And I think John Candy gives like a pretty heartwarming speech of course he does all right John Handy and he jacks people up
[00:36:54] That's the guy from Matt Matt Jack Handy
[00:36:56] He already does that and he writes good little bits about Jack off any Jack's people
[00:37:10] Change my Instagram name to Jack off Ron. I don't think people get it
[00:37:15] Exactly, but it's Jack off. That's good. That's good. Why wouldn't people get that? I don't know you're at
[00:37:21] No, it's my display name. Oh you're display
[00:37:24] Jamek Abe got up up sled team. What was your favorite movies a little kid Nick? Oh?
[00:37:34] Let's say like frame Roger Rabbit. That's good. That's a good answer. That's a little ass kid
[00:37:40] Yeah, I'm thinking I'm thinking like what like your first the first shit you watched over and over again. Oh
[00:37:46] Probably we need the poo. Okay. Yeah, is that a movie was a video. Okay. Yeah
[00:37:51] Come over and just watch winning the poo over now
[00:37:53] We would fucking run through Peter Pan like motherfuckers in my household Disney my little brother love issues
[00:37:59] How about beat her off right instead of Peter Pan?
[00:38:05] I watch the Greek version of Beauty and the Beast a lot
[00:38:10] It's just over there. It's a bell is a man
[00:38:20] Yeah, yeah, what's an enemy there are many different types of men in the village
[00:38:32] Bell the one who reads that makes him a different type of gay
[00:38:38] We all can fuck well just what you can and then let me find for the next 20 minutes
[00:38:49] He's just but he's not even the beast. Just like a hairy Greek guy. Well, yeah
[00:38:54] He's a beast and they're like how can we fuck him?
[00:39:01] And then at the end of the movie he gets so mad that his fucking little lipstick
[00:39:08] Gosh we can suck it and it turns into a huge man's penis
[00:39:35] Just covered in shit. They're wiping it out of their fucking eyebrows
[00:39:39] What's the name of this movie beauty in the beat?
[00:39:54] Yeah, bro. Yeah, what a great movie that was really good. Yeah, I was laughing with somebody bad like I
[00:40:01] Don't even remember the context at all anymore, but the movie called like the Grinch should fucked up Christmas
[00:40:06] He like goes into the town and just like he takes a huge shit in their living room
[00:40:14] He goes back up and he's like but they're still singing
[00:40:17] And laughing and dancing and then he like races back down into the town to eat the shit
[00:40:24] He's got shit all over his mouth, but he's eating it in front of everyone. They're like
[00:40:27] Oh, you know, yeah, it's like presence for everyone
[00:40:37] This stomach grew three sizes that day. Yeah, my man the Grinch eating shit
[00:40:45] Where's the shit eating Grinch? Yeah, that's when started. That's damn now that makes a lot more
[00:40:50] It's a fun little pun that turned into a pitch a movie pitch
[00:40:59] Adam what about you? What was your favorite movies a little baby?
[00:41:07] Yeah, I really like most of them were that middleer pretends to be a man that's actually Barbara Streisand
[00:41:29] To cry and jack off to the scene where a young Nick Nolty is raped well
[00:41:33] Well, yeah, that is embarrassing, but I could jack off at three years old. So that's pretty cool
[00:41:39] That millers basically fat barber Streisand. I really like the um, I don't remember what my I liked Lion King a lot probably
[00:41:48] Suck my penis. I think it's it. I think it's that for a little mermaid
[00:41:55] Yep, that's another one. I had that's another one. I had the Greek version of under the sea was like my favorite song
[00:42:00] For like the first couple years of my life that in La Bamba
[00:42:14] I used to watch the La Bamba movie all the time with what's his name?
[00:42:20] There's a movie about La Bamba. Yeah about Richie Valens my grandma had all these like VHS tapes in the back of a closet that
[00:42:27] She would like tape when they would play. Oh shit three movies in a row take it off the TV
[00:42:32] Yeah, yeah, so it'd be like a cassette tape and it would be like Garbo talks and and La Bamba
[00:42:36] Oh, yeah, and yeah, I remember you get to watch the commercial the fun commercials to I don't remember they're being commercial
[00:42:43] But forget it was from like Turner classic movies or something. Okay, we just put it through or maybe there were I don't know
[00:42:53] Because it was always be like two or three movies on one cassette. I'm like wow
[00:42:59] Yeah, I'm rich. This is amazing. Yeah, this is what being a fucking millionaire must be like yeah
[00:43:06] Little did little baby Nick. No, you would have
[00:43:09] Every movie you ever wanted right at your fingertips at my fucking fingertips. I can watch any movie now
[00:43:16] It's right. Hey movie and I don't do it. You were on a nice roll. You're watching movies like you guys
[00:43:21] I watch I watch like a movie a day almost really yeah, I
[00:43:28] I wake up and I'm like I have to get something done
[00:43:29] Then I have a panic attack because I haven't done anything
[00:43:32] Then I like check my phone for three hours. Yeah, and then I rush it Lee do some work rush it Lee
[00:43:38] That's good hurried hurriedly do some work
[00:43:43] Counts sure get it. Yeah, Salman rush it Lee. Yeah, exactly. You know fuck
[00:43:48] They got fuck Padma didn't he fuck some from top chef. Yeah, doesn't he fuck?
[00:43:53] Do you fuck her? I think so Salman Rush
[00:43:57] No, what was this what was this ex-girlfriend's name or maybe just some hot yeah
[00:44:01] Yeah, no cuz she got she got mad at me. Oh shit for him Rush
[00:44:06] She's that girlfriend like was like because of the Nicole Mullins shit. Oh, right
[00:44:10] Just have this YouTube video called the black daily show. Oh, this is back before the daily show was the black day right right right
[00:44:18] Right and I was very tempted to make a show called the white black daily show
[00:44:23] I do the white version of the black daily show
[00:44:30] God damn what was her name? I can't not can't remember fucking Jackson. Anyway, Janet Jamison
[00:44:36] She she made a whole video about like fuck this and she read all the headlines and it's like
[00:44:41] It's clearly this is much funnier than your show right right right?
[00:44:44] And I mean she's like a psychopath and saying narcissist
[00:44:48] So I was like sorry you feel that way you're a very talented person and then she was like
[00:44:53] Calling off the attack everyone he called me a very nice person
[00:45:00] It's so easy to deal with narcissist oh, yeah, yeah, she's complimented right yeah
[00:45:04] You'd be like, it's a shame. I'm a huge fan of yours. Yeah
[00:45:08] Did I can't lose an ally this is a war everything in my life is a fucking war
[00:45:16] Fuck yeah, Salomon fuck, dude. Yeah, he smashes
[00:45:20] He smashed how tozzy do we have the same body you have the same yeah
[00:45:26] He's level three I'm more powerful than him. No tell tell tell the story Adam was looking up
[00:45:34] Because of the podcast you said morbidly
[00:45:40] Obies I didn't say I said regular I said regular said you were profoundly obese you said yeah
[00:45:48] Viamently so we looked up we looked up if what the designation like what if that's a medical designation
[00:45:56] Based on what my approximation of your weight and height was and it was your what five seven and I put five seven
[00:46:03] Two sixty two sixty sure okay, which I think is nice sure five it's a little high right now
[00:46:09] We could by the way, I don't think I'm sticking with vegetarian. It's made me gain weight. I just keep you there. She's yeah
[00:46:16] Oh, yeah, we said there's a sign about vegetarian and you just see big cheese cheese wedge
[00:46:24] Now what it docks or what did it say it said like either stage three or you might want to sit down even more for this?
[00:46:34] It said level three morbido pieces did you did you factor in how powerful my legs are?
[00:46:40] These are all muscle you're the charrods
[00:46:48] I don't know if this is not an obese person stop
[00:46:50] This is a ball thing a to stop rosion fuck you mother I don't know if it was stage stop rosion used eat
[00:46:59] It was incredibly if stop rosion used fat and
[00:47:04] By the way, that's not a nuance enough tool because I don't I'm not a regular motherfucker
[00:47:08] All right, I got a different kind of body sure my stomach
[00:47:12] You don't even know how he wants to you is like when there's like a dollop of mustard in
[00:47:16] Mm-hmm. It's true. That's the only what's one of the kinds of nuances there are that is just a little bit of something
[00:47:25] Nuance to me. However, I also I can't be categorized this easily. I have a very powerful a very powerful
[00:47:32] Honks in terms of height and weight. That's not it's too simplistic a tool in terms of be on my
[00:47:39] Most people with this kind of height and weight wouldn't wouldn't be this powerful, but I'm not I'm not most people at them
[00:47:45] Okay, I'm not trying to say that I'm regular obese it might be the last time
[00:47:52] I don't give a fuck the point is and also like Nick's that tool is flawed. There might be 25 stages
[00:48:00] You might be early. I would check no, no, I will not do this. I'm trying to get you easy
[00:48:07] Absolutely not I mean looking at you knowing that your stage three or whatever. I don't believe there's more than
[00:48:19] Stages after this there's no way the next stage is
[00:48:28] Taco Bell fourth meals that are brought to you by some probably mentally disabled
[00:48:35] Hispanic woman that is your wife or something
[00:48:37] I don't really ever know those people's roles and then stage five is doing the little hand bike
[00:48:42] Yeah, a funeral where the Hearst is a u-haul truck
[00:48:47] It's when they bury you in one of the boxes they ship
[00:48:53] Anyway, here's the point I am not that you bring any you bring me a certified stage three obese motherfucker
[00:48:59] I'll beat them in any test of physical strength or endurance. Okay. Yeah, you bring I'm a regular obese guy
[00:49:11] Befay and then you don't know whether to over perform or I could perform
[00:49:14] Mm-hmm. No, it can't be it can't be tricks of the mind that is endurance. No, just physical
[00:49:19] That isn't that isn't just the only thing I understand is tricks of the mind
[00:49:24] That's the world I opt you know straight forward no nuance
[00:49:29] Operations, you know, Nick got a glass glass globe for his room
[00:49:35] Do you plan his his conspiracies? Yeah, I have a I've a for my birthday. I bought myself a big
[00:49:42] Big monitor that just displays a different DEF CON levels
[00:49:47] And it connects to a big screen at the UN
[00:49:53] What is DEF CON it's it's like this big convention for deaf people
[00:50:02] Okay, go ahead Adam you go if you want to talk over me sure
[00:50:09] It's a deaf seem like he had a whole bit to do but yeah, I was going to do my art I
[00:50:17] It's a black comedy for the patrons like Russell Simmonds who are now being ripped off
[00:50:22] Russell Simmons made up his own comedy. Uh-huh. I bought a bustle Simmons. You know, that's good actually
[00:50:29] I think he kind of it was that yeah, yeah, but he had to leave the company. Oh, yeah, you got in trouble
[00:50:33] Yeah, he would rape women and then he would go. They don't tell anybody because it's gonna fall on deaf ears
[00:50:40] That's why that's why he called it that wow
[00:50:51] Have sex with them and then the deaf guy would come on their face and the come would be filled with blood
[00:50:56] You know really it was such a violent it was such a violent act and then Russell Simmons would come in and point to the
[00:51:03] Bloody come and say now that's what I called deaf jam
[00:51:19] But hey, I'm getting I'm doing yoga joke. Here's what I'm gonna stretch out next Adam's ass doing bicroom yoga. Oh, yeah
[00:51:27] Bicroom. Yeah more like suck dick room. Yeah. Thank you. I thought this actually that guy is a rapist
[00:51:33] Yeah, I didn't realize it was just a big big rom that really yeah, it's a guy named bicroom. Yeah, yeah
[00:51:38] He's not Vikram by the yeah, he's like my whole plan is I'm just gonna make it a hundred
[00:51:42] It's gonna be so hot. They're not gonna be able to resist me and I'm just gonna
[00:51:45] They'll be we grabbed asses and I had a friend who was like who went like this yoga teachers like let's go on a retreat together
[00:51:53] And it was like she got there and it was just like he was trying to fuck her like it was just
[00:51:59] Yeah, man tried to have sex with a woman. It was it was a fucking teacher an Indian teacher now
[00:52:06] Are you interested Nick? I mean I already knew that yeah
[00:52:10] Yeah, and she's like oh fucking go on a
[00:52:13] And then she gets her there's like one bed. Oh, it's like a two-person retreat. Yeah, yeah
[00:52:18] Yeah, and it's at the Hyatt Regency. Yeah, yeah, and it's just a room in the hotel room. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:52:23] Wow, I bet that guy buys his sushi at 7-11. Yeah, it was Dan
[00:52:31] I just said I let you guys advise a sushi at 7-1. Someone sent me a Dan Nynan tweet today actually
[00:52:39] Just opened up my Bitcoin account good thing. I bought twice as much as I previously thought I had
[00:52:49] I hope he's got a billion dollars money. Wait isn't Bitcoin like a like a million dollars a bit
[00:52:56] You're the fucking yeah, I'm rich. I bought a bunch of it. Yeah
[00:52:59] No, I mean I personally my money now is up to somewhere around
[00:53:09] Yeah, so if you're listening to the show that's real that makes me a powerful man
[00:53:14] I actually have ten billion dollars off me in the fun. Why do I actually don't follow it?
[00:53:19] I don't have any money in the fuckle vaults because that's what I do. I fucking I look at things like fantasy football for you
[00:53:26] Something like markets. I follow the stock market too. Okay. I guess we follow
[00:53:31] The thing is I can't I can't really invest until I know what my money is doing for next year
[00:53:35] I'm still not sure what the taxes are gonna be with all this
[00:53:38] I don't know how this patreon thing's gonna go. Well this decision they made is like a fucked up decision and it's like
[00:53:43] If like you know, let's say they start losing a shit ton of money
[00:53:48] And they're willing to make a decision like this rash, you know or whatever
[00:53:52] Yeah, I don't seem like a stable yeah, then they make another bad move and another bad move and then suddenly there's no more fucking
[00:53:58] Patreon right what if they do something that gets them sued?
[00:54:01] You know and then patreon sorry guys we have to shut our doors because you know we're fucked
[00:54:06] What am I supposed to do? We're supposed to start Gaitry on our own service? No where we had we're gonna sell your
[00:54:13] Do the same thing use the money to fund my PlayStation
[00:54:17] We're going to invest yeah my twitch career you saw the you saw you saw the contract the fine print on the contract
[00:54:24] You signed we have no contract. Yep. We did as Nick make clear. We have a contract
[00:54:29] It's if everything goes on under we own all of your family's possessions. Yeah. Oh, that's fair, dude
[00:54:36] You can have including your dad's boy pussy. That's all that's all which I believe he got including your dad's
[00:54:41] That he takes that he rents out the Brian singer
[00:54:50] Why don't you get another one of those young fellows from the home depot
[00:55:02] See we're not making fun of rape victims folks. We're making fun of the institution of rape
[00:55:07] Okay, that's what what makes it a new art for being a rain face. Yeah
[00:55:13] But yeah the institution of rape after high school, I didn't know what I was going to
[00:55:18] I couldn't figure out how to get a job. I was tired of working in retail
[00:55:22] That's when the institution of rape put me on a fast track to success now. I scream at computers
[00:55:29] Thanks institution of rape I can finally afford a Subaru WRX
[00:55:36] Hell yeah, if that's if you're a lesbian likes to race cars. Yeah. Yeah, it is
[00:55:44] That's the nuts that's the kind of guys like I went to ITT tech and now I have
[00:55:52] And one of those overcoats over my suit and I do Cisco system right I go to fucking blockbuster
[00:56:06] So sounds like I TT Techster is fucking hilarious. They just went out of business and like just locked the doors
[00:56:12] Really I didn't have your ITT Tech student. You just showed up one day and all the doors were
[00:56:17] No class didn't liquidate the debt either
[00:56:21] So it's like all these people that if you had gone to it detect for like two and a half years and didn't get your degree
[00:56:26] And you were just you were shit out of luck. You just oh Jesus Christ fucking $20,000. Oh my god
[00:56:34] Yeah, dude what that sounds like a fucking pyramid scheme to me, bro
[00:56:39] That's why I'll never go back to school
[00:56:41] It's like I'm a bit doctor dude. Yeah, you can get residencies. What do that say for ITT tech?
[00:56:52] Touching technology internet technology tech technology tech. Yeah, no, it's incredible to be touching
[00:56:58] I want to ITT tech stands for internet technology technology
[00:57:05] ITT tech it stands for computer school of education is that a nationwide thing? I thought it was just
[00:57:13] I was nation. Well, I thought it was just Maryland. No, I think Lincoln tech might have been
[00:57:20] I remember there's Everest to and the University of Phoenix University of Phoenix. I know I've never
[00:57:25] There's Lincoln Tech commercials when I was a kid. There's like very serious commercials where it's like, you know
[00:57:30] The demand for automotive technicians. Yeah, it's grown
[00:57:34] It's always a guy on a laptop computer next to an engine like you're doing computers
[00:57:39] Not a good other guy. There's a guy just talking to camera while walking throughout the shop, but he never stopped
[00:57:46] We should start our own technical institute a podcast pod PTT tech
[00:57:51] Podcast technical technology pretty pretty titty touching
[00:57:57] We should do a podcast like you know how shitty comics is
[00:58:03] Patreon did they have like the fucking like the people that are the most successful on patreon is if it's not just luck
[00:58:08] Right, right. They they're like giving seminars at
[00:58:13] They had their own you know, it's like how learn tips from the most successful creator
[00:58:18] It's like the whole fucking thing is a scam. Absolutely
[00:58:21] I'm getting a keynote at the women in comedy Los Angeles women in comedy or podcasting festival. Yeah, really? Yeah, it's me
[00:58:29] Hellbent how to be the worst part of a podcast. Yeah, is that your just just just be insulted every time you open your mouth
[00:58:37] Let's be constantly we're calling Donald Trump a literal fuck baby in today's episode
[00:58:43] You got to say this guys this guy's a mother fucking fucking trash scum
[00:58:48] And that's how you fucking recessed garbage person you fucking literal human crap shit
[00:58:57] It really is it's I mean I know I've said it before but it's the fucking like dumb ass millennial version of like
[00:59:03] You know khaki pants pulled up. Oh, yeah, look toast white dudes that never learned how to curse
[00:59:09] Say lose her temper and just you fuck ass
[00:59:16] You son of a shit. I've been a customer here for fuck years
[00:59:23] Damn we should fucking punch them in the head
[00:59:27] Yeah, big fists. Hell yeah, dude. I love fighting women
[00:59:33] Well, we are fair fight 75 dollars to have them
[00:59:37] Hang out with us on Skype. Who's that part of the page? It's on their patreon. Yeah, we should
[00:59:47] 7550 no it would be way more than that 70 76 dollars. No it would be more than that
[01:00:00] $77 damn I did that math good dad. Good job stuff. I feel's really good
[01:00:06] Fast this is what it feels like to be smart. This is what Stephen Hawking feels like. Oh, dude. Fuck. Yeah
[01:00:15] When I was a kid I thought that keep sucking a new fucking horn. Oh
[01:00:20] Shit like you couldn't control so you would just be like, you know, there's too many black people here. I was dead
[01:00:28] Somebody unplug my fucking braid. I wish I don't I don't want to think about stars anymore
[01:00:41] That's fuck that would be awesome. Yeah, it's like it's funny. They were like
[01:00:45] She's an English guy where they gave him an American voice. It's true. Yeah, it's messed up. They gave him an African voice, you know
[01:00:53] What do you think that would be like example what?
[01:00:56] But you have to understand the universe was created by a big bang you see
[01:01:00] You got a big shop seriously do you think they their universe was not created?
[01:01:08] Yeah, I think it would go a little something like this
[01:01:17] Yeah, we say money by get computer from China
[01:01:20] Yeah, you think Stephen Hawking wounds wooden skimp on something like
[01:01:31] You know time is rough right now. It's time is relative and it's also rough
[01:01:43] Now I'm hungry. Yeah, I'm hungry too. Let's go. Let's go get a little something some before a snack Liducio
[01:01:53] Adam, what do you why are you mote? Why are you moping today having a fucking?
[01:02:00] What do you want a time? Yeah a rough day, man, but you didn't say anything before the show so um
[01:02:07] I did it actually what you had to what run an errand?
[01:02:11] No, that's not true, and I don't want to talk about it on the podcast how many times do I have to fuck you had to help your friend move something and no
[01:02:18] No, that's not it. You broke the window in his car and no no he fucked a baby, man
[01:02:24] I actually have previously told you what's going on, but well
[01:02:27] I wasn't listen actually I think I was telling Nick the other day
[01:02:31] We got dinner that I was telling him about it. He turned to me. He's like, yeah, I just ate a lot of food
[01:02:40] Really can't okay, so you're completely I really get have a conversation, but I'm an honest friend
[01:02:44] Yeah, that there's a word on a state. There's a word for us. There's a there's a term for blood George Washington
[01:02:57] He chopped down that cherry tree slave owner. Yeah, yeah, that's that the kind of company I mean at the time
[01:03:04] So you're saying you would own so it's not like George. Why did you know enslaved now would I have I mean?
[01:03:10] If I go back would I I don't know ask yourself
[01:03:14] Would you because here's the thing you are complicit in fucking like human trafficking right true?
[01:03:19] Well, I'm the most you have to know you have yes, exactly
[01:03:22] He's literally bought fucking people that are sex slaves. So yeah, you probably would have had slaves Adam
[01:03:31] If we're being honest, I wouldn't have done it. Wow, I'm a good guy
[01:03:35] I'm probably you have an iPhone and iPhone is made by people that are like an android. I'm probably a really horrible person
[01:03:41] You can't tell I know because I see your text messages and they're blue. I got a different program
[01:03:50] But I mean it's like Android phones aren't any better. They're made in North Korea
[01:03:55] I don't have one of the boss you have a different phone. You don't know about you know
[01:03:58] They're all filled all North North Koreans are filled with parasites because they make their food with their own shit
[01:04:03] Really they don't have they don't have fertilizer
[01:04:05] So they just have to go out and shit in the fields to make strawberries
[01:04:09] Whoa, and then they're all just like those sweet or North Korean shit strawberry sweeter according to their propaganda
[01:04:16] What if that's the sweetest job are you ever had in your life and it's all?
[01:04:21] Like dust hmm. Oh, so it's your favorite
[01:04:31] How about a movie where Adams sowed to another guy's ass and he has to eat his shit and it's called the centipede centipede
[01:04:41] Yeah, with the other guy also be a book. Yeah, okay
[01:04:45] Yeah, that's good. Yeah, thanks. It's a good idea look at him podcasts almost over you're gonna have a steak soon
[01:04:56] I'm excited about my stay. Are you upset dude? Is it because we're gonna lose a bunch of money on this patreon thing? Oh?
[01:05:03] Yeah, let's yeah, definitely that's what it is. Well money, you know, we understand you only
[01:05:14] Never knew what that thing was in that in that song
[01:05:18] What I never knew what she was talking about in like
[01:05:23] Black people like so she sells out or something. I thought it was like sex or money
[01:05:28] I thought it was like guys only care about that thing. So I was like guys only care about sex
[01:05:32] Right, but I think it I think it means something completely different. I don't know
[01:05:38] I've never given it a close listen. I've bobbed my head to it
[01:05:41] It was my favorite song in fourth grade. I remember the first time I heard a
[01:05:44] song was under the sea no not in fourth grade
[01:05:50] No, that was like pre-k I liked under the sea under the sea and I got in the cool things first time I heard
[01:06:04] I'm six years old that was that was maybe eight seven or eight. Yeah Harlem world dude fourth grade
[01:06:11] That was a great year for music. These parents didn't understand English. So you anything slot
[01:06:17] You and eldest's house or eldest's a year was fourth grade 1998 probably for me in you right?
[01:06:22] Yeah, I think I'm two years older than you guys 89
[01:06:31] 1978 was OMC right how bizarre I don't know yeah, I
[01:06:39] Don't remember dates and times and shit dude spice girls maybe no
[01:06:44] fifth grade cuz I remember a sick I was homesick and I would just watch the
[01:06:49] the bad bad bad bad bad boy that music video
[01:06:57] You make me suck my own day. Yeah, those guys are put a gun up to my head and you make me suck my own
[01:07:02] Well, I got a I got a drive one Carlos back over to Home Depot. Okay. Okay. I don't have a car
[01:07:08] Do you want to pull him back you she does he want to tell me say bye to him?
[01:07:13] I feel like I really enjoyed my time with him and not so much with you, but do you want to go warm up the car?
[01:07:20] Honestly, there's a lot of things like a walk out the car. I'm just a little test from you and Adam
[01:07:23] I think it would be good if we got one all right. See you all right. See you dude
[01:07:27] Sorry about that Adam. I mean, you know, it's fun, dude. I know how he could be one Carlos anyway
[01:07:32] I just want to thank you for your strength today. We didn't show mad about
[01:07:45] Because you saw your destiny no, that was just a joke. We were doing on our podcast. What are you mad about?
[01:07:59] I think this is actually like you said we
[01:08:03] Incredible like therapy we have to talk about my personal life
[01:08:07] This is the only way Nick can relate emotionally is through his characters. I'm sorry if I hurt you
[01:08:27] Did you like bitch mom, but I respect I love you being an actor
[01:08:56] fucking game motherfucking. I'm gonna tell your mother. All right. Let's watch the
[01:09:00] racial slurs in the homophobic slurs on the show. Please. It's gone too far I
[01:09:05] think. Yeah I agree. You know who I blame? Me. That's right. That's 100% right.
[01:09:12] It's always your fault. But really though we're gonna have to have a long talk
[01:09:17] about your little temper tantrums and storm cloud party sessions on the
[01:09:23] world's greatest podcast. That's right. If you think I'm gonna tolerate emotional
[01:09:28] volatility from my employees you're out of your fucking mind. What do you think
[01:09:32] this is? Starbucks? I don't work for you. This is
[01:09:35] come town incorporated. The Mellow LC Little Little Cock. Yeah. Yeah. Well I don't
[01:09:43] it. I think that ought to do it. Yeah probably. When let's plug the shows. What
[01:09:47] is this? Yes. Yes. Tomorrow night. So this is coming out Sunday. Monday night
[01:09:51] last funny moms of the year. Big lineup until we're off for a little buster. We
[01:09:56] got a girl bust. We got the scarlet. Miss Scarlett and cake. Gary
[01:10:02] Ross. What is it? It was Glen very Glen.
[01:10:08] Yeah. Gae Ross. You've got a show called gay friends.
[01:10:18] Okay. Joey. Good job. Joke a broke. You get your fucking game.
[01:10:25] That's not as I'm sucking. Yeah. All three people have funny moms have been on
[01:10:35] come town. That's right. Come town alums. Timmy Dillon. Tim Dye McFarland.
[01:10:39] P. D. D. Boy and Bonnie McFarland. Rachel I thought you had a dick. No Ross. I
[01:10:50] told you years ago I'm a woman. But I thought I could suck your dick. Good.
[01:10:59] Good. Tonight on gay friends following gay side
[01:11:04] and then later on the gay Simpsons. And regular terrible news. And then regular
[01:11:11] Fraser. We're gonna top that. That's a good one. And Adam is especially not gonna
[01:11:19] top that. So don't say that's the end of the show. Thanks guys. Bye guys.