[00:00:00] I think if we're riffing it, no.

[00:00:01] What Adam wants to do is he wants to take a stand-up bit

[00:00:05] that I used to do and then do it on the show

[00:00:08] as if it's something we all came up with.

[00:00:09] No, it wasn't the bit.

[00:00:11] It was the extension of the bit, which was...

[00:00:14] Oh, the extension.

[00:00:15] What we were riffing, right?

[00:00:17] You added one tag to a bit that existed.

[00:00:19] Wasn't a tag.

[00:00:20] It was like, well, what if?

[00:00:22] This is a blue collar comedy tour

[00:00:24] all converted to Islam.

[00:00:25] This is, you know what does that?

[00:00:26] The fucking white men that stole every invention

[00:00:29] from black people.

[00:00:29] That's right.

[00:00:30] That's what they did.

[00:00:31] You ever see those, like, they go around

[00:00:32] in black history months and like,

[00:00:33] oh, so there's no black inventors, you say?

[00:00:36] And then there's a little stuff.

[00:00:37] What about the peanut?

[00:00:38] There's, yeah.

[00:00:39] Well, like, peanut combs is on there and like shoes.

[00:00:43] It's like a stoplight.

[00:00:44] Yeah.

[00:00:45] That's a big one.

[00:00:46] Well, the truth is, no one person really invented anything.

[00:00:50] We just like credit one person.

[00:00:52] Right, for putting it all together.

[00:00:53] Yeah.

[00:00:54] It was like light bulbs.

[00:00:55] There was like multiple designs for light bulbs.

[00:00:58] Like, Alexander Graham Bell didn't even invent

[00:01:00] the telephone.

[00:01:01] There was an Italian guy that came out

[00:01:02] at the same time.

[00:01:03] Yeah.

[00:01:04] Fuckliani telephony chief.

[00:01:06] I don't know.

[00:01:07] Some white piece of shit.

[00:01:08] He was trying to just call up women.

[00:01:11] Yeah.

[00:01:12] Yeah.

[00:01:13] Yeah.

[00:01:14] I need to get the call.

[00:01:15] Like, please, I can now use a handicap to tell you guys

[00:01:17] like, how can I do a rape on the streets?

[00:01:20] They need to make a way for me to do it to the houses.

[00:01:25] Hola, sexy ladies.

[00:01:28] Really?

[00:01:29] Yeah.

[00:01:30] That would really invent anything.

[00:01:32] Hmm.

[00:01:33] You know, that's like, everything's a collaborative.

[00:01:37] Like, literally everything is a bad one.

[00:01:39] That's why we shouldn't have patents or copyrights

[00:01:41] or anything like that because, like, people create things better

[00:01:44] if you don't have to worry about, like, being sued for adding

[00:01:48] to somebody's idea.

[00:01:49] Then who gets to Skrill?

[00:01:50] What are you talking about?

[00:01:51] When something is created, who gets to cashola?

[00:01:54] Uh, nobody.

[00:01:55] Okay.

[00:01:56] That's the trade-off.

[00:01:57] Okay, no, it gets any money.

[00:01:58] So you don't get to make money off.

[00:01:59] So you want to get a talent...

[00:02:00] A guy that invented penicillin, did an intense...

[00:02:02] Did a token society?

[00:02:03] The guy who invented penicillin said, I make enough money as a research doctor.

[00:02:08] Yeah.

[00:02:09] And he, like, didn't take a patent on it.

[00:02:11] Yeah, it's like, I think about, like, jokes after whatever.

[00:02:13] And if I didn't have to, like, worry about making money off jokes, I wouldn't care about

[00:02:17] jokes after.

[00:02:18] Right.

[00:02:19] And the more successful I got in comedy, the less I gave a shit.

[00:02:21] That's absolutely true, yeah, yeah.

[00:02:22] It's like, whatever, I'll write something else.

[00:02:25] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:02:27] And it's also like, if you're stealing jokes, if you're stealing jokes, like, how good are

[00:02:31] you in comedy?

[00:02:32] Right.

[00:02:33] Well, it's...

[00:02:34] If you...

[00:02:35] You know, that'd be a real pathetic...

[00:02:36] If you're stealing...

[00:02:37] If you steal a joke and then you add something else to it, ultimately, collectively, we end

[00:02:42] up with a better joke, right?

[00:02:44] For example, like, what if the blue collar comedy...

[00:02:47] Right, exactly.

[00:02:48] Which one?

[00:02:49] But hold on, that was part of the joke that I originally was.

[00:02:52] So you didn't add anything to the joke.

[00:02:55] When did you do that as part of the joke?

[00:02:57] Years ago.

[00:02:58] Way before you did it.

[00:02:59] You know when I did it?

[00:03:00] I don't think it was February.

[00:03:02] Black History Month.

[00:03:03] Oh, wow.

[00:03:04] He's making this up, audience just saying...

[00:03:05] February 11th, my birthday.

[00:03:07] Yeah.

[00:03:08] No, I was defending Adam's behavior.

[00:03:09] I knew what I was doing.

[00:03:10] It was a hot riff.

[00:03:12] It wasn't really.

[00:03:13] So why don't you do it?

[00:03:15] Go ahead, Adam.

[00:03:16] What was we were saying?

[00:03:18] Oh, like a catchphrase comic who just kept saying...

[00:03:21] That's not where it starts.

[00:03:22] No, no.

[00:03:23] What is it saying?

[00:03:24] There's no reason there's never any ISIS attacks in the south.

[00:03:27] You know, it's just New York or Boston or whatever.

[00:03:29] This is your joke.

[00:03:30] Yeah, it's a long and terrible.

[00:03:31] Because they don't...

[00:03:32] You don't want the south converting to Islam because the worst thing that could happen

[00:03:36] in the world would be white Islam.

[00:03:38] Ah, all right.

[00:03:39] And then, like, just to imagine how terrible a bunch of conservative Islamic rednecks would

[00:03:44] be.

[00:03:45] And then we were doing, you know, we were the cable guy.

[00:03:49] Sure.

[00:03:50] That's Larry Benal cable.

[00:03:51] I don't care who you are.

[00:03:54] That's funny.

[00:03:55] Inshallah.

[00:03:56] Inshallah.

[00:03:57] Inshallah.

[00:03:58] Get her, Shallah.

[00:03:59] Get her, Shallah.

[00:04:00] Yeah.

[00:04:01] I like it.

[00:04:02] Yeah.

[00:04:03] So, yeah, I guess I am going to force it for you to make me do that bit that I stopped

[00:04:08] doing because it never got to laugh on the show.

[00:04:11] If you do an honor killing of a guy who fuck you, if you throw a rock through your daughter's

[00:04:19] brain because she got raped before marriage, you might be a redneck.

[00:04:24] That's what that is really good.

[00:04:26] That's what we were saying earlier.

[00:04:28] Yeah, Jafar Fox were here.

[00:04:30] Oh, fuck yeah.

[00:04:32] Yeah.

[00:04:33] Damn.

[00:04:34] You think Jafar knew he was a villain?

[00:04:35] I think he just thought he was gay.

[00:04:37] From Aladdin?

[00:04:38] I think he was a good guy.

[00:04:39] Do villains know they're bad guys?

[00:04:41] No, he was just Jewish.

[00:04:42] Jafar wasn't Jewish.

[00:04:43] He was gay.

[00:04:44] Jafar was gay.

[00:04:45] Jafar was gay.

[00:04:46] And because Islam is so oppressive he couldn't be openly gay.

[00:04:48] He had to make it seem like he really wanted to marry that princess.

[00:04:52] Right.

[00:04:53] You know, so he's like, how does that as a bit about how all the villains?

[00:04:56] Yeah, yeah.

[00:04:57] Yeah, yeah.

[00:04:58] Don't mean, don't mean.

[00:04:59] Yeah, yeah.

[00:05:00] Which is true.

[00:05:01] It's true.

[00:05:02] Yeah.

[00:05:03] Yeah.

[00:05:04] You know, Ursula's supposed to be divine.

[00:05:05] A giant, yeah.

[00:05:06] Actually, actually.

[00:05:07] Yeah, it was.

[00:05:08] Yeah, it was supposed to be divine.

[00:05:09] Yeah, divine for sure.

[00:05:10] Yeah.

[00:05:11] Okay.

[00:05:12] So who do you think Jafar wanted to fucking Aladdin?

[00:05:14] Those Burly guards?

[00:05:15] You think he was fucking those big guards?

[00:05:16] Oh, they're young?

[00:05:17] Obviously.

[00:05:18] He wanted to play his parent.

[00:05:19] He wanted to put Iago's beak in his head.

[00:05:21] You don't know about it.

[00:05:23] Now talk, I don't know.

[00:05:25] That's what I'm talking about.

[00:05:29] That's what I'm talking about.

[00:05:31] That's what gay guys do at those baththes.

[00:05:33] Yeah, they put burp, they put exotic burp.

[00:05:35] Is that how they clean their assholes out?

[00:05:37] They put two cans of shit.

[00:05:38] Is that why they have different colored rings?

[00:05:40] That's why the beaks are actually orange, but it's a different color shit.

[00:05:45] They call their assholes fruit loops.

[00:05:47] Oh, wow.

[00:05:48] It only comes closer.

[00:05:49] I'm learning a lot, guys.

[00:05:51] Yeah.

[00:05:52] About your culture.

[00:05:53] My culture.

[00:05:54] What the hell?

[00:05:55] Yeah.

[00:05:56] Is that where two cans come from?

[00:05:58] Is Greece?

[00:05:59] I know they haven't been Belize.

[00:06:00] They don't have any ideas.

[00:06:01] They don't have any ideas.

[00:06:02] Like from the Amazon, I thought.

[00:06:03] Oh, I know they haven't been Belize.

[00:06:05] But now that I know that they're gay, I just assume they're indigenous to Greece.

[00:06:09] Yeah, it's just flamingos and toucans and what other gas.

[00:06:13] Well, that's what your grandfather did with all those birds.

[00:06:16] All those are like old gay guys.

[00:06:19] Sort of.

[00:06:20] They're like, why don't you just come fuck me?

[00:06:22] Yeah.

[00:06:23] I'm just going to lay down here and you can just do whatever you want.

[00:06:30] That guy, Jonathan the tortoise, that 200-year-old tortoise.

[00:06:33] Yeah, we're the guy.

[00:06:34] We know that dude.

[00:06:36] Yeah, we talked about the gayest guy of all time.

[00:06:39] Yeah, we talked about the gay turtle.

[00:06:40] Yeah, yeah.

[00:06:41] You say it's a tortoise, please.

[00:06:43] Fuck you.

[00:06:44] I won't say he's a fucking tortoise.

[00:06:45] Fuck tortoise is a turtle.

[00:06:46] What the fuck is the difference between a turtle?

[00:06:47] You don't respect the difference.

[00:06:48] I don't respect the difference.

[00:06:49] No, that's one of those things I'm never going to remember today.

[00:06:51] Tortoise turtle.

[00:06:52] You don't know.

[00:06:53] Turtles are amphibious.

[00:06:54] No, because no, there's sea turtles and then there's sea tortoises.

[00:06:58] Are there?

[00:06:59] Yeah, it's so much.

[00:07:00] Tortoises are land animals.

[00:07:01] I don't know.

[00:07:02] It's something like it's like they shape it.

[00:07:03] You give the fucking shares.

[00:07:05] It's like alligators and crocodiles.

[00:07:07] Some people do.

[00:07:08] Alligators and crocodiles are basically the same thing.

[00:07:13] Yeah.

[00:07:14] There's no reason.

[00:07:15] All of these distinctions are cooked up by scientists so they can keep their jobs.

[00:07:19] So true.

[00:07:20] Why don't you ask a regular person what's the difference between a tortoise and a turtle

[00:07:23] and they say, who gives a shit?

[00:07:25] Absolutely.

[00:07:26] Why differentiate between you?

[00:07:27] What about a rabbit and a hare?

[00:07:28] For the sake of mascots?

[00:07:29] Is that why we're doing it?

[00:07:30] I think maybe.

[00:07:31] Yeah.

[00:07:32] Yeah.

[00:07:33] Marilyn had the crocodile and alligator.

[00:07:34] Diving back turtle.

[00:07:35] Yeah, the terrapins.

[00:07:36] The terrapins and terrapins.

[00:07:38] Terrapins.

[00:07:39] Yeah, Mr. fucking, Mr. Turtles.

[00:07:42] What the fuck is a terrapin then, bitch?

[00:07:43] I don't know.

[00:07:44] It's your fucking state.

[00:07:45] It was like Oregon just uses like Donald Duck.

[00:07:48] Is there a?

[00:07:49] Yeah, yeah.

[00:07:50] For the Oregon.

[00:07:51] They did for a while but I don't think they used like a semi bootleg Donald Duck.

[00:07:54] It looked pretty cool.

[00:07:55] It was sick dude.

[00:07:56] It looks like they're just.

[00:07:57] They had the sickest uniform stealing from Donald Duck.

[00:07:59] Yeah.

[00:08:00] I think they're allowed to do it.

[00:08:01] Well, Disney shares your opinions on intellectual property so.

[00:08:04] No they don't.

[00:08:05] No I know.

[00:08:06] It was a bit.

[00:08:07] No it wasn't.

[00:08:08] Yeah it was.

[00:08:09] No it wasn't.

[00:08:10] And I'm not a bitch.

[00:08:11] I was being sarcastic and you are a bitch.

[00:08:12] No I'm not a bitch.

[00:08:13] You're actually a double bitch I just forgot.

[00:08:14] You're being sarcastic right now while you're.

[00:08:16] Nope this is being serious.

[00:08:18] No you're sarcastically calling me a bitch.

[00:08:19] You're not a bitch.

[00:08:20] No.

[00:08:21] You just said I'm sarcastic all the time.

[00:08:23] Well I didn't say that.

[00:08:24] I think I'm the third person in the room.

[00:08:25] I should be able to.

[00:08:26] No I think you should shut the fuck up.

[00:08:28] Yeah shut up bitch.

[00:08:29] Yeah.

[00:08:30] You know what we can agree on?

[00:08:31] That one was cute.

[00:08:32] No.

[00:08:33] You're sarcastically just told me to shut the fuck up.

[00:08:37] Shut up bitch.

[00:08:38] That was real.

[00:08:39] Yeah.

[00:08:40] I was doing it.

[00:08:41] I was doing it.

[00:08:42] I got to say by the way I just got back fresh off the mega bus.

[00:08:47] Shouts out to all the come boys that came to Boston.

[00:08:49] Shouts out to the Shouts.

[00:08:51] South Shore Boys.

[00:08:52] Great fucking show a little house of blues out there.

[00:08:56] Yep.

[00:08:57] Yep.

[00:08:58] I was departed.

[00:08:59] I fucking.

[00:09:00] I was undercover.

[00:09:01] I'm shipping off the ball start.

[00:09:02] And I fucked my therapist.

[00:09:05] And then Mark Wahlberg was the only one that lived.

[00:09:07] Do you want to hear my version of that song?

[00:09:09] Mark Wahlberg is like you could do whatever you want with my character.

[00:09:12] But he never gets beaten up or killed.

[00:09:14] I'm here.

[00:09:15] He always wins every fight.

[00:09:17] He wins every fight, especially the black guys.

[00:09:21] I'm not playing that shit.

[00:09:23] I got the rock now.

[00:09:25] Do whatever you want.

[00:09:26] I heard Mark Wahlberg.

[00:09:29] You know, he's probably going to assault.

[00:09:31] He's probably you think something's going to come out with Mark?

[00:09:33] No assault guy.

[00:09:34] No, no, no, no, no.

[00:09:35] Not at all.

[00:09:36] Because he already couldn't handle it.

[00:09:37] He already for Nick's sake.

[00:09:38] Of course not.

[00:09:39] First of all, just don't even.

[00:09:40] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:09:42] Of course not.

[00:09:43] I make it like Stopers replying attacks and then we like we got to go over.

[00:09:52] We got to make sure he's okay.

[00:09:53] Like you've literally been in bed for seven days.

[00:09:57] The curtains drop.

[00:09:58] Nothing bad.

[00:09:59] He said he was Mark.

[00:10:01] You fucking liar.

[00:10:03] Well I heard actually he fucked the eye socket of the Vietnamese guy.

[00:10:07] Well that's why nothing's going to happen is because he's on record as he's on record

[00:10:10] as having committed a racial hate crime.

[00:10:13] Right.

[00:10:14] And it's just sort of like casually talking about it on inside the actor's studio.

[00:10:17] Yeah.

[00:10:18] So he's not a guy you have to worry about.

[00:10:20] And speaking of how fucking stupid is Morgan Spurlock?

[00:10:23] Oh yeah.

[00:10:24] Oh yeah.

[00:10:25] You know, he did that challenge that movie where he has to rape someone every day for

[00:10:28] 30 days.

[00:10:29] Yeah.

[00:10:30] I went straight to McDonald's when I found out.

[00:10:31] He's like super girlfriend I've been having consensual sex for years.

[00:10:34] But I thought what would happen if I raped her for 30 days?

[00:10:36] Did she stop being vegan?

[00:10:38] There's only one way to find out.

[00:10:45] Super size me.

[00:10:46] I mean my dick.

[00:10:47] Get my dick really hard by screaming no at me and your wispy vegan voice.

[00:10:52] Oh fuck.

[00:10:53] Morgz.

[00:10:54] So what do you do?

[00:10:55] He just wrote a thing.

[00:10:56] It was like just to nip it in the butt.

[00:10:58] He did rape.

[00:10:59] He said he raped.

[00:11:00] I didn't read it.

[00:11:01] Well I said he did.

[00:11:02] He said he raped.

[00:11:04] And I'm sure women went to the police and they were like they were like I was raped by

[00:11:07] a man named Morgan Spurlock.

[00:11:09] They're like okay this is another schizophrenic person.

[00:11:12] Yeah.

[00:11:13] It thinks Colonel Wizard.

[00:11:14] Fuck her.

[00:11:15] Yeah.

[00:11:16] Yeah.

[00:11:17] How is Morgan Spurlock some fucking bootleg ass wizard's name dude?

[00:11:22] That's right.

[00:11:23] Yeah.

[00:11:24] Yeah.

[00:11:25] Fucking bitch.

[00:11:26] What you got?

[00:11:27] What you got a little pointy hat with fucking moons and stars on that bitch motherfucker?

[00:11:28] Yeah.

[00:11:29] Huh?

[00:11:30] You wearing flowy ass tunics bitch.

[00:11:31] I'm hanging out with Harry Potter.

[00:11:32] Yeah.

[00:11:33] More like Harry Penis.

[00:11:34] Harry.

[00:11:35] Yeah.

[00:11:36] Harry ass penis.

[00:11:38] That's right.

[00:11:40] Go.

[00:11:41] Rackham.

[00:11:42] That's the purple one.

[00:11:43] Why don't you super size me Mr. Potter.

[00:11:47] Great big great.

[00:11:48] That's nice.

[00:11:52] Make us drive through us.

[00:11:54] Fucking here's an owl for you and then it drops the scroll and says you're gay.

[00:11:58] How about that Morgan Spurlock?

[00:12:01] Yeah.

[00:12:02] Well that's what those books are about.

[00:12:03] How about this?

[00:12:04] These half the wizard kids are queers.

[00:12:08] Oh they're the gay guys.

[00:12:09] Yeah.

[00:12:10] Oh and so wizards.

[00:12:11] The first book starts off with Harry Potter literally living in a closet right?

[00:12:15] Whoa.

[00:12:16] Whoa.

[00:12:17] Under the stairs.

[00:12:18] Yeah.

[00:12:19] And then the books end with Dumbledore being gay.

[00:12:21] That's right.

[00:12:22] It took forever for people to realize that it's about being gay.

[00:12:24] Yeah.

[00:12:25] He sucks off Voldemort.

[00:12:26] That's how he beats him I think.

[00:12:28] What about one of those broons?

[00:12:29] Oh my god.

[00:12:30] What about the snitch flying into someone's ass?

[00:12:34] Did that ever happen during Quidditch?

[00:12:36] What is a snitch?

[00:12:37] It's a little gold ball.

[00:12:38] I never read any of those books.

[00:12:39] To win the Quidditch game you need to catch the snitch.

[00:12:42] To magical gold and ball with wings.

[00:12:45] Yeah.

[00:12:46] And theoretically it could fly into someone's ass.

[00:12:48] And then does that count as catching and do you win?

[00:12:51] Technically you've caught it.

[00:12:52] So you won.

[00:12:53] Catching the snitch is like catching the bug you know.

[00:12:56] That's right.

[00:12:57] Yeah.

[00:12:58] You know about Yoly Gresch the Turkish national sport.

[00:13:00] Is that the wrestling like the oil wrestling thing?

[00:13:03] And oil wrestling where you win by shoving your hand all the way down your opponent's

[00:13:07] pants.

[00:13:08] Oh what?

[00:13:09] Front or back?

[00:13:10] That is those are the rules.

[00:13:12] The only rule.

[00:13:13] Yeah.

[00:13:14] I mean you can win by pinning also but like the bad ass way to win is you shows cock.

[00:13:19] They actually have a rope that runs like along the inseam so that you have something to

[00:13:22] grab onto but so you can accidentally grab their dig.

[00:13:26] It's like cooked up like cooked up by some closeted fucking Turkish guy like 6000 years

[00:13:31] ago.

[00:13:32] It's a game.

[00:13:33] It's a game of play.

[00:13:36] You know at this point so we're allowed to do it.

[00:13:41] You're not allowed to cut my head off.

[00:13:45] That's pretty cool.

[00:13:46] Yeah.

[00:13:47] Their national sport is near the queer.

[00:13:48] Whoa dude.

[00:13:49] I saw this video of two guys.

[00:13:51] They do team MMA in Russia.

[00:13:54] Oh I saw that's like five dudes against five.

[00:13:57] Yeah.

[00:13:58] Yeah.

[00:13:59] And then once one guy gets knocked out that you can go two on one.

[00:14:00] Yeah.

[00:14:01] Yeah.

[00:14:02] It's fucking pretty cool.

[00:14:03] And it just becomes like five guys being the shit out of two guys.

[00:14:06] Yeah.

[00:14:07] You ever see chest boxing?

[00:14:09] Yeah.

[00:14:10] Yeah.

[00:14:11] Okay.

[00:14:12] All right.

[00:14:13] I've seen it as long as you've seen it.

[00:14:14] I have no reason to talk about it for you.

[00:14:15] What else?

[00:14:16] What else?

[00:14:17] What are the Harry Potter stuff is there?

[00:14:18] What other Harry Potter stuff is there?

[00:14:20] Yeah.

[00:14:21] Yeah.

[00:14:22] What do you got to talk about?

[00:14:23] You had a fucking girlfriend didn't he?

[00:14:24] She was trying.

[00:14:25] He had a Chinese girlfriend so that won't be Chinese girl.

[00:14:27] He went he went Chinese to Redhead.

[00:14:29] Damn.

[00:14:30] And I think that's the only side where's a sports us.

[00:14:34] That's the only.

[00:14:35] Oh, man.

[00:14:36] That's the part you'll create Asian women to fetishize in the magic room.

[00:14:44] Damn, dude.

[00:14:46] If everyone in the Harry Potter universe must have had a big ass dick because you just

[00:14:50] do a spell.

[00:14:51] Yep.

[00:14:52] That's right.

[00:14:53] To make a dick big.

[00:14:54] Yeah.

[00:14:55] That was a big problem.

[00:14:56] And you get your titties plump.

[00:14:58] Everyone's hard.

[00:14:59] That's the shit.

[00:15:01] Like why were there ugly people in the wizarding world, man?

[00:15:03] I love that.

[00:15:04] This is the premise of women had magic.

[00:15:06] They were like, I wish I had a juicier pussy.

[00:15:13] Big fat.

[00:15:16] Huge fat titties.

[00:15:18] Looking like the lips of a racist cartoon.

[00:15:22] That's what I wanted.

[00:15:24] Dude, you understand women's so good stuff?

[00:15:27] You really know what makes them do it.

[00:15:30] I mean, I'm not saying that's the first thing they do.

[00:15:32] That's sad.

[00:15:33] That's sad and being sarcastic.

[00:15:34] Are you?

[00:15:35] Wait, seriously.

[00:15:36] I'm like Adam, who really does understand women so well.

[00:15:39] Dude, yeah.

[00:15:40] I watched that Mel Gibson movie.

[00:15:41] Yeah.

[00:15:42] Oh, yeah.

[00:15:43] I remember that.

[00:15:44] I remember that movie, dude.

[00:15:45] Yeah.

[00:15:46] When Mel Gibson doesn't fuck good, there's a scene where he's not fucking good because

[00:15:49] of Marissa Tomei's thoughts or in his head.

[00:15:51] Yeah, she's like, your dick's not.

[00:15:52] We talked about this on it.

[00:15:53] Did we?

[00:15:54] Yeah, yeah.

[00:15:55] He goes into the bathroom.

[00:15:57] He's like, ah!

[00:15:59] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:16:00] He screams until his dick gets bigger.

[00:16:03] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:16:04] Which I think we've all tried.

[00:16:05] Of course.

[00:16:06] That does.

[00:16:07] Screaming into your dick like a microphone?

[00:16:08] Yeah.

[00:16:09] No.

[00:16:10] What you do is you just leave that woman's apartment, you go on Reddit, and you find a new lifestyle.

[00:16:13] That's right.

[00:16:14] Where it's everyone's talking about.

[00:16:15] You learn about it.

[00:16:16] Yeah, why it's not your fault your dick wasn't hard.

[00:16:18] Yeah, it's like you do with your horrible diet and the way you don't take care of yourself

[00:16:23] at all.

[00:16:24] Yeah.

[00:16:25] But anyway, I think we're getting into something before Harry Potter, but I forgot.

[00:16:32] I don't think we've ever gotten into anything.

[00:16:34] Yeah, that's not the point of whatever this is.

[00:16:36] I've gotten into something, all right.

[00:16:38] Yeah.

[00:16:39] What's that?

[00:16:40] A pussy.

[00:16:41] Your dad's pussy.

[00:16:42] My father's pussy.

[00:16:43] Your dad has a pussy.

[00:16:44] Well, my dad prayed for a juicier pussy.

[00:16:45] How did, in the movie where it not twins, in the movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger gets

[00:16:49] pregnant, is it junior?

[00:16:51] Yes.

[00:16:52] Jingle all the way.

[00:16:53] And jingle all the way.

[00:16:54] Pussy in that movie?

[00:16:55] No, he doesn't have a pussy.

[00:16:58] What does the baby come out of?

[00:16:59] His ass?

[00:17:00] I mean, please stop being a baby.

[00:17:01] I know it's not jingle all the way, man.

[00:17:03] Fuck.

[00:17:04] I know the plot of jingle all the way.

[00:17:06] Yeah, at the end of junior, he's on the toilet and he's just like, oh, does he shit the baby

[00:17:11] out?

[00:17:12] And then you hear this big plop and then it's like, whaaaaa.

[00:17:14] And he has to fish the baby out of the toilet.

[00:17:17] And he's like, I'm just talking shit.

[00:17:19] That's good.

[00:17:20] I just do shit.

[00:17:25] Oh, don't you dare.

[00:17:28] I'm making fun of you and you're telling me to do it again?

[00:17:32] That's sarcastic.

[00:17:33] Neither you're good at impressions.

[00:17:35] I'm terrible at impressions.

[00:17:38] You're not terrible.

[00:17:39] Oh, yeah.

[00:17:40] Stop fishing for confidence.

[00:17:41] I'm not fishing for confidence.

[00:17:42] Yeah, I think when he does, yeah.

[00:17:43] No, I am.

[00:17:44] I'm bad at them.

[00:17:45] But, I mean, I'm a much-

[00:17:46] It's like LeBron James, I'm bad at basketball.

[00:17:47] Guys.

[00:17:48] Well, he's not bad at basketball.

[00:17:49] Exactly.

[00:17:50] First of all, he's okay at impression.

[00:17:51] Exactly.

[00:17:52] I'm like a guy that's okay at pick up basketball.

[00:17:54] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:17:55] Saying, I'm not LeBron James, which-

[00:17:56] No, you're like maybe a college player.

[00:17:59] Who gives a-

[00:18:00] The point is-

[00:18:01] I'm not gonna give you any more fun.

[00:18:03] My point is I couldn't go on stage and be like an impressionist comic.

[00:18:06] I can approximate certain things.

[00:18:08] But you guys are dog-shaded impressions.

[00:18:10] That's fine.

[00:18:11] That's not true.

[00:18:12] I really can only do Mark Norman.

[00:18:13] That's the only one I can nail.

[00:18:14] Stop does horny Goku really good?

[00:18:16] Dorny Goku.

[00:18:17] Whoa.

[00:18:18] Whoa.

[00:18:19] That's a good one.

[00:18:20] Bulma, can I see your pussy?

[00:18:21] What if I was Mark Norman who knows what anime is?

[00:18:26] That's good, dude.

[00:18:27] That is really good.

[00:18:28] Yeah.

[00:18:29] It's weird.

[00:18:30] You're right.

[00:18:31] There is something different between that and your other impressions.

[00:18:33] Right.

[00:18:34] Yeah, you got a- He talks from the back of his throat.

[00:18:37] You know?

[00:18:38] Yeah, oh yeah.

[00:18:39] I got something for the back of your throat.

[00:18:40] Right.

[00:18:41] You know who says that?

[00:18:42] Trans people.

[00:18:43] Kidding.

[00:18:44] Kidding.

[00:18:45] That's a really good Norman.

[00:18:46] That's good.

[00:18:47] Thanks.

[00:18:48] I'm gonna go list on the phone and see if he can tell the difference.

[00:18:50] Yeah.

[00:18:51] Wouldn't that be a fun game?

[00:18:52] You're like, hey, it's your friend?

[00:18:53] Yeah.

[00:18:54] I'm listening to it now.

[00:18:55] It doesn't sound right on the- On the headphones?

[00:18:57] Doesn't.

[00:18:58] Can't I?

[00:18:59] I'm getting out of lost it.

[00:19:00] It's gone.

[00:19:01] Yeah, you're- Well, maybe it's harder if you're listening to it.

[00:19:03] Maybe it's harder if somebody's listening to you cry.

[00:19:05] By it.

[00:19:06] I mean, you know.

[00:19:07] Have you guys ever seen me cry?

[00:19:10] Yes.

[00:19:11] Probably.

[00:19:12] Yes, dude.

[00:19:13] No, it's not just heard me cry one time on the phone.

[00:19:18] You've never seen me cry.

[00:19:19] I've seen you cry every day before you do the podcast.

[00:19:21] You're like, okay, just one hour at them.

[00:19:24] You can get through it.

[00:19:25] No, that's not true.

[00:19:26] Every single time.

[00:19:27] You cried a lot during that.

[00:19:28] You believe everything you say.

[00:19:29] You cried a lot during that.

[00:19:30] You can't lie to them.

[00:19:31] The joys saga, I remember that.

[00:19:33] I cried on the phone to stop.

[00:19:35] Yeah, that was- And Brandon.

[00:19:37] Yeah, that happened.

[00:19:38] They were on their way to California.

[00:19:40] Yeah.

[00:19:41] I think if I- I think if I witnessed any of my friends crying, I've blacked it out of my

[00:19:46] memory.

[00:19:47] Oh, that's too much for you for sure.

[00:19:49] I've seen your father cry.

[00:19:51] It has to be the most traumatic.

[00:19:52] Never seen that in my life.

[00:19:53] Thank God.

[00:19:54] Yeah.

[00:19:55] Thank God I never saw that.

[00:19:56] We went to my grandpa's funeral and they buried him.

[00:20:00] I got choked up a little bit, but no one was really like, other than my aunt, she was

[00:20:04] crying a lot.

[00:20:05] Yeah.

[00:20:06] And then we're driving away.

[00:20:08] And my dad's like, well, that's kind of depressing.

[00:20:10] And then my friend and my stepmom goes, what?

[00:20:15] And he's like, my dad's dead.

[00:20:18] She's like, oh.

[00:20:19] And wow.

[00:20:20] Another extra piece of how Nick Mone was made.

[00:20:22] He's on the side.

[00:20:24] He's on the side.

[00:20:26] My dad cried his dick off when his dad died.

[00:20:28] You saw it?

[00:20:29] Apparently my dad did cry a lot when the dog died.

[00:20:32] I was in the airport.

[00:20:33] Oh, wow.

[00:20:34] Yeah.

[00:20:35] But he was- And he would cry when he'd like, every once in a while the dog would run

[00:20:37] away.

[00:20:38] And like he's like, what?

[00:20:39] Who's when he's gone?

[00:20:40] You know, that's where your dad put all his emotions into that dog, probably.

[00:20:43] I guess.

[00:20:44] You were thinking that's like that.

[00:20:45] Like if something fastened the furious.

[00:20:46] Oh, Walker.

[00:20:47] Yeah.

[00:20:48] When Paul was gone.

[00:20:50] It was actually Mark Wahlberg.

[00:20:53] If anything happens to Mark, what's the last good cry you had?

[00:20:56] I don't know, dude.

[00:20:57] I cry like dumb shit in movies.

[00:20:58] You cried from Fast and Furious with Seth Winslow.

[00:21:01] I cried during Star Trek.

[00:21:03] I cried during a commercial recently.

[00:21:05] I don't remember what it was.

[00:21:06] Which one?

[00:21:07] I don't know.

[00:21:08] It was like something like a little baby and shit.

[00:21:09] It was just like so beautiful.

[00:21:10] You know what I cried when I watched the Kevin Durant MVP speech.

[00:21:14] To his mom.

[00:21:15] I fucking lost it.

[00:21:17] I had a real good cry where it was like I had a real tough time in college and it was

[00:21:22] my mom's birthday and then they started playing and I had like some fucking like a huge panic

[00:21:27] attack and I failed the class.

[00:21:29] I didn't turn in the final paper.

[00:21:30] I had an A in the class and I just had a panic attack the night before and I like had to

[00:21:34] just straight up.

[00:21:35] I reverted into a damn baby and I had to call my mom.

[00:21:37] I was in a pancake attack.

[00:21:38] Yeah.

[00:21:39] It was up a couple of flapjacks.

[00:21:41] There was syrup lodged in my throat.

[00:21:43] I couldn't breathe.

[00:21:44] His like he's surrounded by silver dollar.

[00:21:46] Yeah.

[00:21:47] That's how I coped him.

[00:21:48] Yo, I just I love breakfast.

[00:21:50] I got a friend that's real breakfast.

[00:21:53] He's got pictures of breakfast all over his room wakes up in the morning.

[00:21:58] He's got a crape station going right next to the bed.

[00:22:00] Oh fuck yeah.

[00:22:01] That'd be awesome.

[00:22:02] Stop at the breakfast.

[00:22:03] Anyway.

[00:22:04] Yeah.

[00:22:05] And then once and then and then I called my mom and then in the car that day they just

[00:22:10] played Hey mama caught that Kanye song and I fucking lost it.

[00:22:15] That's yeah.

[00:22:16] That shit did make me sad when Kanye's mom.

[00:22:18] Oh yeah.

[00:22:19] That was just because of how upset he was.

[00:22:21] Yeah.

[00:22:22] Yeah.

[00:22:23] All right.

[00:22:24] I don't give a shit about Kanye.

[00:22:25] All right.

[00:22:26] P Donda the Louis Vuitton.

[00:22:27] Getting a left in.

[00:22:28] Get an elective illegal plastic surgery.

[00:22:30] Yeah.

[00:22:31] Some guy in like Costa Rica or some shit.

[00:22:32] She's getting the Sosa skin whitening.

[00:22:35] She's trying to get that pussy juice.

[00:22:36] I was hoping that Caitlyn wouldn't have the spell.

[00:22:40] I'm going to get some more.

[00:22:41] Yeah.

[00:22:42] Pussy and Plumpyosa.

[00:22:43] Yeah.

[00:22:44] Micah slips as big as.

[00:22:46] Nice.

[00:22:47] Nice.

[00:22:48] Oh, that's the pop.

[00:22:49] That fucking glass.

[00:22:50] They're all with the move.

[00:22:51] They're their ones and trying to make pussies out of thin air.

[00:22:54] Biggest pussy.

[00:22:57] Harry Potter and the juicy ass.

[00:23:05] Book number eight.

[00:23:07] This is where they use corrective rape to fix Dumbledore.

[00:23:12] Yeah, they wouldn't have some sexuality in that world either.

[00:23:16] You know if they can fix all their problems magically.

[00:23:18] Yeah.

[00:23:19] The church's Scientology uses corrective rape.

[00:23:21] Did you know that?

[00:23:22] What?

[00:23:23] Yeah.

[00:23:24] Like they rape you to cure you of something?

[00:23:25] Yeah.

[00:23:26] If you're gay, they'll rape you.

[00:23:27] They'll like make you.

[00:23:28] Oh, is that John Travolta?

[00:23:29] I thought it was like a big deal.

[00:23:30] I did an operation where they're like hiding famous gay people in Hollywood.

[00:23:35] Yeah.

[00:23:36] John Travolta.

[00:23:37] You think we'll spin-scame?

[00:23:38] Yeah, they got dirt on them.

[00:23:39] They got dirt on them.

[00:23:40] Because when you join the church of Scientology, they put you in a room and they're like,

[00:23:46] you need to just be vulnerable with us so that you can build trust with us.

[00:23:51] So tell us every fucked up thing you've ever did.

[00:23:54] Right.

[00:23:55] And then it's like then they have just blackmail on you forever.

[00:23:59] Like recorded to like videotapes.

[00:24:01] Yeah.

[00:24:02] I would just lie.

[00:24:03] Yeah, of course.

[00:24:04] Why not a fucking lie?

[00:24:05] But you just come up with the worst thing possible.

[00:24:08] You know, like I cut off.

[00:24:10] I made I made fried calamari out of baby dicks in 1987.

[00:24:15] I murdered 37 infants to make fried calamari out of their cocks.

[00:24:19] Ooh.

[00:24:20] No, just if it tasted like calamari, would you eat it guys?

[00:24:23] No, because that's my answer.

[00:24:25] No, there's so much other food.

[00:24:27] You're not much.

[00:24:28] Because I agree.

[00:24:29] You're not much time.

[00:24:30] I have to spend with regular good calamari convincing myself it's not.

[00:24:33] What?

[00:24:34] Oh, that's true.

[00:24:35] Yeah.

[00:24:36] Oh, no, it's not.

[00:24:37] It's for skins.

[00:24:38] People think it's pig anus.

[00:24:39] No, we've talked to we've definitely talked about this before.

[00:24:42] They had a way.

[00:24:44] So they did an experiment where if you like cleaned out the pigs colon and chopped it

[00:24:47] up, it kind of looked like calamari and tasted the same.

[00:24:49] I love that the only conversation stop remembers on the show or the ones that are food preface.

[00:24:53] We've talked about this.

[00:24:54] I remember this for sure.

[00:24:56] Because I would eat pig asshole if it takes a candy bar and a candy bar.

[00:24:59] No problem.

[00:25:01] No problem.

[00:25:02] So I don't actually remember saying any of the stuff.

[00:25:04] I don't remember the sound board.

[00:25:06] Remember this conversation.

[00:25:07] Dude, I forget everything.

[00:25:09] Watch this little Jack and burgers.

[00:25:13] 40 Jimmy.

[00:25:14] Jimmy Dean breakfast.

[00:25:17] I do remember that because that my dad used to get a box of 40 40 Jimmy Dean breakfast

[00:25:25] sandwiches.

[00:25:26] They were good.

[00:25:27] You can they were frozen.

[00:25:29] You microwave them whole.

[00:25:30] No, I straight up I remember those.

[00:25:31] My mom used to get those and then we had like a toaster oven.

[00:25:35] Yes.

[00:25:36] So if you if you dig was really big, you toast it.

[00:25:39] Yeah, you take him apart.

[00:25:40] We didn't have a microwave.

[00:25:41] It was only the toaster.

[00:25:42] Yeah.

[00:25:43] Yeah.

[00:25:44] You open the shit up and then brother.

[00:25:46] Perfect.

[00:25:47] Unbelievable.

[00:25:48] Oh, yeah.

[00:25:49] Yeah.

[00:25:50] Oh, I had a real I had a real slutty breakfast this morning because I told you guys I text

[00:25:53] you guys this but I was on the mangan bus and the guys like, all right, I'm gonna do a

[00:25:57] safety check.

[00:25:58] So I'm just gonna pull over at this Burger King. It's not at a fucking rest stop.

[00:26:02] He pulls off the highway like 10 minutes, pulls into a little ass parking lot.

[00:26:06] There's no he's not doing any safety check and then he's the driver's just calling every

[00:26:10] woman that works their love.

[00:26:13] And then I see the manager give him like a stack of money.

[00:26:16] And I think he's like running drugs.

[00:26:18] I think he's cutting a deal with them where he gets a percentage of because everyone bought

[00:26:21] something.

[00:26:22] Oh, you said that he's trying to like I think so.

[00:26:24] I think he's cutting a deal.

[00:26:26] So basically I'm blaming him for starting my day with a double cheeseburger with onion

[00:26:30] rings on it.

[00:26:31] It's his fault.

[00:26:32] It's his fault.

[00:26:33] That's what I had for breakfast.

[00:26:35] So I had a real slutty breakfast.

[00:26:36] I had to McDonald's breakfast sandwiches last time I was with the Dabbaholics.

[00:26:41] What'd you get?

[00:26:42] I got the sausage biscuit and I don't think I'll ever eat a McDonald's again in my life.

[00:26:46] What?

[00:26:47] That's wild.

[00:26:48] Dude, Morgan Spurlock raped. You have to go back to McDonald's.

[00:26:51] Yeah, as a show.

[00:26:52] As a show.

[00:26:53] As a show support for Morgan Spurlock.

[00:26:54] We should eat McDonald's.

[00:26:55] No, no, as a show of opposition to Morgan Spurlock.

[00:26:58] Oh, okay.

[00:26:59] I'm sorry.

[00:27:00] Yes, that's what I meant.

[00:27:01] And he's looking bad mouthing of one of the world's greatest breakfast and lunch.

[00:27:05] Here's the thing about McDonald's.

[00:27:06] When we find out he raped Wendy.

[00:27:08] Of Wendy's fame?

[00:27:09] Yeah.

[00:27:10] And people are like he did it to save us from lunch, from deadly lunches.

[00:27:16] I did take a pool though, a lift pool with a woman that was working out at the Harvard

[00:27:21] gym this morning.

[00:27:22] So it's almost like I went to Harvard and worked out this morning.

[00:27:26] Wow, what a catch.

[00:27:28] Yeah.

[00:27:29] A fitness thought that's also a Harvard genius.

[00:27:32] That's right.

[00:27:33] Can you imagine how badly that woman would ruin your life and self-esteem?

[00:27:36] Oh, yeah.

[00:27:37] No, that's what I need.

[00:27:38] Yeah.

[00:27:39] I need one of those.

[00:27:40] I want to be your little baby boy who just tells me what to do and dresses me.

[00:27:45] Yeah.

[00:27:46] We're going to make a crib out of an old shopping cart.

[00:27:49] I know.

[00:27:50] I don't want to be an actual baby.

[00:27:51] But you are an actual baby.

[00:27:53] I know, but I don't want to be.

[00:27:54] I'm trying to change.

[00:27:56] I'm really thinking about getting wigs and weaves and sh**.

[00:28:00] You should get a piece, dude.

[00:28:02] I want a yani weave, dude.

[00:28:03] I want to fucking long black curly hair.

[00:28:05] Just fucking.

[00:28:06] Dude, it looks so good.

[00:28:07] Shake my head side to side, eat nice cream cones and sh** under the springtime.

[00:28:11] How good would I look dude?

[00:28:12] That would be so good.

[00:28:13] I mean, you look terrible.

[00:28:14] No, I would look incredible.

[00:28:15] You would look like the stupidest mother of all.

[00:28:17] Dude, that would be awesome.

[00:28:18] You're such a hater.

[00:28:19] You're such a hater.

[00:28:22] Yeah, if I admit it.

[00:28:23] If they were trying to trick people into everything that they have hair, but instead

[00:28:27] they were like, no, I want to change my look every single day.

[00:28:30] Every day.

[00:28:31] I want to be like a black woman.

[00:28:32] I want to be able to.

[00:28:33] Yeah, exactly.

[00:28:34] That's my tribute to black women.

[00:28:35] I want to wear weaves too.

[00:28:36] That's the thing about black women is they're able to change their look.

[00:28:39] And that's why they have it the best.

[00:28:41] And not face any of that.

[00:28:43] That's why they have the best life out of any type of person in America.

[00:28:47] The easiest kind of person to be.

[00:28:49] Yeah.

[00:28:50] Well, as I said, it's one of those disguised up black women.

[00:28:53] The masters of disguise.

[00:28:56] They are masked.

[00:28:57] That movie.

[00:28:58] Yeah, Danny was actually a black woman.

[00:29:01] Yeah.

[00:29:02] Yeah.

[00:29:03] Man, Dana Carvey really thought he was getting that comeback.

[00:29:08] You were getting the Austin Powers bounce back.

[00:29:10] I read that online.

[00:29:12] They shot the turtle club scene while the 9-11 terrorist attack.

[00:29:16] So they had to have like a moment of silence while they were dressed as a turtle.

[00:29:22] Acknowledge the 9-11 terrorist attack.

[00:29:25] Who's due from a comeback from that from that class, dude?

[00:29:28] Rob Schneider.

[00:29:29] Schneider's done, dude.

[00:29:31] Is he?

[00:29:32] Dana Carvey is still doing stand up.

[00:29:33] So it's Rob Schneider.

[00:29:34] Is he?

[00:29:35] Yeah, you know what's funny is like if you count only the years that he was doing stand

[00:29:39] up, I think he'll be doing stand up longer than Rob Schneider.

[00:29:42] Probably you guys too.

[00:29:43] Yeah.

[00:29:44] He did it for like two years and he's in hell.

[00:29:45] Yeah.

[00:29:46] Yeah.

[00:29:47] That new special was fucking, I mean, I don't know.

[00:29:49] I'll watch as much bad stand up as I watch good stand up and I'll put it on for a laugh

[00:29:54] at the beginning and it was real bad.

[00:29:57] I was talking the other day.

[00:29:58] Salute to him.

[00:29:59] He's rich and his daughter.

[00:30:00] You know what looks bad?

[00:30:01] Is that new Jean Claude Van Damm series?

[00:30:04] J.C.V.D.

[00:30:05] It's like a comedy.

[00:30:06] No, it's J.V.C.J. or something.

[00:30:08] What?

[00:30:09] Yeah, is Jean Claude Van Johnson?

[00:30:11] Why?

[00:30:12] I don't know.

[00:30:13] That's just what they called it.

[00:30:14] That sucks.

[00:30:15] Yeah.

[00:30:16] What's it about?

[00:30:17] It's a comedy.

[00:30:18] It's like a comedy.

[00:30:19] Take a self-aware type show.

[00:30:20] Yeah.

[00:30:21] I haven't seen it.

[00:30:22] Everyone tries to do that.

[00:30:23] I remember, I think Joey Tribiani tried one.

[00:30:24] I watched the new Louis.

[00:30:25] Yeah.

[00:30:26] But that's an actor named Matt LeBlanc.

[00:30:27] Right.

[00:30:28] Matt LeBlanc.

[00:30:29] Joey Tribiani is a character from the show Friends.

[00:30:31] Right.

[00:30:32] Oh yeah.

[00:30:33] That's not a real person.

[00:30:34] What?

[00:30:35] Yeah.

[00:30:36] You're confusing.

[00:30:37] He plays a character being spun off into a show.

[00:30:39] No, no, no.

[00:30:40] Matt LeBlanc did do a show where he's like, he got gray hair and he's a failed actor or

[00:30:44] some shit.

[00:30:45] Yeah, yeah.

[00:30:46] Episodes.

[00:30:47] Also, Phoebe did a show like that.

[00:30:49] That shows really good.

[00:30:50] Yeah, the comeback.

[00:30:51] You know what's always weird about Phoebe is that Lisa Kudrow also played, um, Matt about

[00:30:58] you, The Waitress.

[00:30:59] Yeah, whatever that fucking bitch.

[00:31:00] Ursula.

[00:31:01] Ursula.

[00:31:02] Or actually Smelly Cat.

[00:31:03] And that was her sister.

[00:31:04] Yeah.

[00:31:05] It made it her twin sister.

[00:31:06] Yeah, same universe.

[00:31:07] Yeah, same universe.

[00:31:08] So Paul Reiser, and what people don't know is Paul Reiser fucked Jennifer Aniston's

[00:31:10] character.

[00:31:11] Paul Reiser realizes that the Friends universe was also in the Marvel universe.

[00:31:15] That's right.

[00:31:16] And now that Fox bought it.

[00:31:17] And now that Fox bought it, they're going to bring back Friends.

[00:31:19] They're going to bring back Friends.

[00:31:21] In the New Avengers.

[00:31:22] Yeah.

[00:31:23] Yeah.

[00:31:24] He's going to fuck, you know, fuck Joe.

[00:31:26] They're just, they're bringing Joey, Chandler, all of them.

[00:31:29] So wait, how much shit is Disney allowed to buy?

[00:31:31] They just bought everything basically.

[00:31:32] They just bought Rupert Murdoch's pants, basically.

[00:31:35] Someone called it his King Lear moment.

[00:31:37] It's a smart thing that I don't get it.

[00:31:38] What happened in King Lear?

[00:31:39] I don't know.

[00:31:40] I'm like some old kid.

[00:31:41] Oh, I don't know.

[00:31:42] I brought it up, but I don't know.

[00:31:43] Yeah, yeah.

[00:31:44] It sounded sad.

[00:31:45] I brought it up so I could say it.

[00:31:46] I guess if I had to remember what it was after I read.

[00:31:47] No, I never reread the plotstops.

[00:31:56] This is King Lear so I could pretend like I'm.

[00:31:59] Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[00:32:00] This information.

[00:32:01] Hey, hey, I got in front of you what you're saying right now.

[00:32:03] I know you didn't bitch.

[00:32:04] That is something that I read and sounded smart.

[00:32:07] No, no it isn't bitch.

[00:32:09] What happened in King Lear?

[00:32:10] I tried to Morgan Spurlock.

[00:32:11] Yes, yes I did.

[00:32:14] Yes I did.

[00:32:16] What is King Lear about?

[00:32:17] It's about a guy whose family is destroying, he's about to die and there's a power struggle

[00:32:24] in his family for the crown.

[00:32:27] I believe.

[00:32:28] I haven't seen it.

[00:32:29] That's Hamlet.

[00:32:30] No, Hamlet's about a guy who kills his uncle.

[00:32:34] Yeah, to fuck his fanny kills himself.

[00:32:36] To fuck his aunt or something.

[00:32:37] And then his girlfriend goes nuts or something.

[00:32:43] I know what McBeth is about.

[00:32:45] I actually know what McBeth is about.

[00:32:46] It's about a guy whose wife makes him do some fucked up shit.

[00:32:49] I like McBeth because it's the shortest one.

[00:32:51] Yeah.

[00:32:52] And it's the...

[00:32:53] Did you ever do plays?

[00:32:54] And a fellow.

[00:32:55] A fellow is a black guy gets tricked by a Jew.

[00:32:57] No, no, no.

[00:32:58] He's not.

[00:32:59] Yeah, yeah, he goes not a Jew.

[00:33:00] He gets tricked by a parent.

[00:33:03] You've got to go into a... you know, a place the Argo in a Hell of a Boy.

[00:33:07] The anti-souvelts version of Athello.

[00:33:09] Bob Hoskins, who...

[00:33:10] Shouts about the Bobby Hoch.

[00:33:12] It's her in-memorium moment.

[00:33:14] Oh, I watched Mona Lisa.

[00:33:15] Wait, he's dead?

[00:33:16] Yeah, it's good, right?

[00:33:17] Yeah, I didn't realize it was sort of a romantic comedy.

[00:33:20] Kind of.

[00:33:21] Yeah.

[00:33:22] It's like a bouncer that falls in love with a prostitute.

[00:33:23] Yeah, yeah.

[00:33:24] That's my future.

[00:33:25] It would be a damn bouncer.

[00:33:26] But yeah, it's so funny that Bob Hoskins...

[00:33:29] Yeah, you sort of do.

[00:33:30] If you lost a little bit of weight, you'd be barreled, chested.

[00:33:32] I'm Hoskins.

[00:33:33] I'm Hoskins.

[00:33:34] I'm Hoskins.

[00:33:35] He was the toughest man.

[00:33:36] You lost a little weight.

[00:33:39] You got it together.

[00:33:40] You could look like Bob Hoskins.

[00:33:43] Listen, he was like a tough guy.

[00:33:45] Yeah, that's me, bitch.

[00:33:46] Yeah, the only two options in life for him

[00:33:48] were to become that character actor

[00:33:50] or open a chain of buffet restaurants.

[00:33:52] Yeah, oh yeah.

[00:33:54] Yeah.

[00:33:54] Bobby Hoskins, House of Orange.

[00:33:59] Just be called Bob Hoskins.

[00:34:01] It'd be the British Bob Evans.

[00:34:02] Oh, Bob Hoskins.

[00:34:04] Yeah.

[00:34:05] Is that the Canadian place?

[00:34:06] No, Bob Evans.

[00:34:06] You're thinking of Tim Hortons.

[00:34:07] Tim Hortons.

[00:34:10] Bob Evans is good.

[00:34:12] I'm on the fence about where they're.

[00:34:14] I've never been to Bob Evans or Bob's big boys.

[00:34:16] The better restaurant.

[00:34:17] I've never been to either one.

[00:34:17] Bob's big boys.

[00:34:18] How have you not been to things?

[00:34:19] Bob's big boy used to be in the fuck.

[00:34:21] Remember the Maryland house?

[00:34:22] I guess it's still there.

[00:34:24] It's not there anymore.

[00:34:25] It's not there anymore.

[00:34:26] You know what they did?

[00:34:27] They shut down the Maryland house

[00:34:29] and opened some new thing that's also called the Maryland

[00:34:33] house, like maybe an exit down that sucks.

[00:34:36] Yeah.

[00:34:36] It's not as good.

[00:34:38] Yeah.

[00:34:38] It's the Maryland house.

[00:34:39] It's every Rogers there.

[00:34:40] I'm pretty sure they used to have Bob's big boy,

[00:34:42] because I distinctly remember that big, the statue,

[00:34:44] the Bob's big boy.

[00:34:45] The fab.

[00:34:46] I remember one, because it was in some movie,

[00:34:47] or it was in the Simpsons.

[00:34:48] Wasn't there Bob's big boy?

[00:34:49] No, no.

[00:34:50] It was in a Tarenteener.

[00:34:51] You're talking about the Triad's a horror episode.

[00:34:53] It's really like the guy that holds the donut or something.

[00:34:56] Right.

[00:34:56] Well, whatever it was in the life.

[00:34:57] I remember.

[00:34:58] It was in a Tarenteener movie.

[00:35:00] Wasn't it like reservoir?

[00:35:01] It doesn't matter.

[00:35:02] The point is, I remember seeing it as a fat child

[00:35:04] and being like, I want to go there.

[00:35:06] I only know Bob's big boy from Interstate 95.

[00:35:10] I was never allowed to eat there.

[00:35:11] I thought it was a California thing.

[00:35:13] No.

[00:35:14] I know they even have it, at least in Jersey or something.

[00:35:17] So what does Bob Big's boys have?

[00:35:18] It's very similar to Bob Evans.

[00:35:20] It's like, you know, breakfast food,

[00:35:22] and then there's a buffet option.

[00:35:23] Mm.

[00:35:24] OK.

[00:35:24] I'm listening.

[00:35:25] Yeah, it's pretty bad.

[00:35:26] On the way from Vegas to LA, there's a, in the middle of nowhere,

[00:35:31] California, there's a Greek diner.

[00:35:33] There are a few of my families to stop at all the time.

[00:35:36] Called the Mad Greek.

[00:35:37] What are your guys' top buffets?

[00:35:39] Buffets?

[00:35:40] Well, I grew up in Vegas.

[00:35:41] Chinese buffet.

[00:35:42] That was buffet.

[00:35:42] Of course.

[00:35:43] Chinese buffet number one, for sure.

[00:35:45] Non-descript Chinese buffet, but fuck.

[00:35:49] I guess sizzled.

[00:35:50] You guys ever fuck with sizzled?

[00:35:51] You know what actually, there was a buffet.

[00:35:53] Probably pretty profitable as you do a barbecue buffet,

[00:35:56] because you can't eat that much fucking meat.

[00:35:59] You know?

[00:35:59] But barbecue's expensive too.

[00:36:00] I don't know if it would be profitable.

[00:36:01] It is expensive.

[00:36:02] But if you had a $15 cover to get into the barbecue buffet.

[00:36:05] That's still not enough.

[00:36:06] It would be.

[00:36:06] If you go out for barbecue, now it's more than 15.

[00:36:09] It costs more than 15.

[00:36:10] And a kid is not going to be.

[00:36:11] I mean, I could eat a fucking pound of fatty brisket

[00:36:13] right now.

[00:36:14] Anytime a day.

[00:36:15] Any money, dude.

[00:36:16] Easy money, right there.

[00:36:16] Put your money up.

[00:36:17] Drop more meat than that, I couldn't do.

[00:36:19] You know?

[00:36:20] You go when you go like, not do, but I'll

[00:36:22] spend 20 bucks easy at barbecue, easy,

[00:36:24] without even thinking about it.

[00:36:25] Guys like soft could offset those little kids.

[00:36:28] No, I would fuck their shit up, dude.

[00:36:30] I would fuck up the formula.

[00:36:32] Well, if we do an Austin show, which we should, we should.

[00:36:35] We need to get in the lab in book chain.

[00:36:36] I do January or February.

[00:36:38] Yeah.

[00:36:38] We should drive down to Lockhart.

[00:36:40] A 100% go down.

[00:36:42] We'll drive to Lockhart and I'll get Smitty.

[00:36:43] Rockhart, Croix's.

[00:36:45] Get it all.

[00:36:46] Thank you, brother.

[00:36:47] Yeah.

[00:36:48] Ooh, fatty brisket, dude.

[00:36:49] Yeah.

[00:36:50] I got a fatty brisket for you, Adam.

[00:36:51] And then we're going to do a big show in Austin

[00:36:54] that'll sell out and it'll be an hour of,

[00:36:57] so there's coleslaw.

[00:36:58] But then there's just cabbage and mayonnaise,

[00:37:03] which is a different thing.

[00:37:04] Fuck both those things, by the way.

[00:37:06] I know you're doing a bit, but I hate coleslaw

[00:37:08] and I hate cabbage and mayonnaise.

[00:37:09] I don't mind it.

[00:37:10] I like a coleslaw if it's more vinegary than mayonnaise.

[00:37:14] I was jokingly pointing out how bad the show

[00:37:16] has been in the last 10 minutes.

[00:37:18] I think it's been bad.

[00:37:19] I think it's been continued to go on about this.

[00:37:21] I think people like are organic.

[00:37:23] All right, well, let's talk about the big stuff.

[00:37:25] Mario Batali had a rape room in his restaurant.

[00:37:29] Bam.

[00:37:30] No, that's emerald aga.

[00:37:32] But bam.

[00:37:34] Do you think Mario yelled that while rape?

[00:37:37] Bam.

[00:37:38] I thought Batali was gay, but it just turns out you just

[00:37:40] missed problems.

[00:37:42] Yeah, he's a rapist.

[00:37:43] Sorry for stepping on that bit.

[00:37:45] It wasn't that funny.

[00:37:46] I thought it was funny.

[00:37:48] I'm so used to you saying stuff that isn't funny,

[00:37:50] that I was like, I don't know what's coming next,

[00:37:52] but I better say bam again.

[00:37:54] I'm fine, dude.

[00:37:58] Fuck, dude.

[00:37:59] Well, no offense taken, I think.

[00:38:03] Hey, you're a good sport, man.

[00:38:05] I know.

[00:38:06] I'm the best sport.

[00:38:07] I'm like the LeBron James being a sport.

[00:38:10] Don't give yourself too much credit, man.

[00:38:12] Shut up, stop.

[00:38:14] What is this?

[00:38:15] The thrust map of this for your wheel?

[00:38:17] Yes, the power brick for the fucking $800 racing wheel

[00:38:21] that I'll probably never use again,

[00:38:22] because it hurt my shoulder.

[00:38:24] Nick injured himself.

[00:38:25] It's important that you had it.

[00:38:26] Now, I injured myself at the gym, and that exacerbated it.

[00:38:30] But hey, you make money to spend money, right?

[00:38:33] That's right.

[00:38:34] That's how you make it.

[00:38:35] You spend money to be gay.

[00:38:37] You got a lot lower, sell even lower.

[00:38:39] Yeah, right.

[00:38:40] You got to blow all your money.

[00:38:41] Oh, yeah.

[00:38:42] Oh, I'm getting in the crypto game.

[00:38:44] I've been getting in crypto.

[00:38:44] It's going to be so funny when you get fleas.

[00:38:46] I can't wait to get bullshit fucking confidence.

[00:38:49] Your hipster confidence about how stupid cryptocurrency is.

[00:38:52] Oh, yes, it's incredibly hipster.

[00:38:54] I'm the fucking arcade fire has a coin out now.

[00:38:59] Do they actually?

[00:39:00] No, I'm saying there's a lot of people

[00:39:02] that criticize cryptocurrencies, because it's

[00:39:04] fashionable to do so.

[00:39:06] There's plenty of arguments against, like,

[00:39:08] there's plenty of reasons why Bitcoin is

[00:39:10] the stupid thing to invest in.

[00:39:11] Yes.

[00:39:12] The one that is in.

[00:39:13] Well, right now it is, right?

[00:39:15] Well, I mean, you can't.

[00:39:17] It's way too high to invest in.

[00:39:19] If you don't have a lot of money.

[00:39:20] It could continue.

[00:39:21] It's got millions of dollars.

[00:39:22] It could.

[00:39:22] Look, I mean, it's a volatile market,

[00:39:24] and it's not like a proper way to time it or whatever.

[00:39:26] So, I mean, like, just thinking that, you know,

[00:39:30] the reason you didn't like Bitcoin

[00:39:32] isn't because of where it was valued.

[00:39:37] Well, because I didn't understand it.

[00:39:38] Right.

[00:39:39] And right now, I still don't understand it.

[00:39:41] But, yeah.

[00:39:42] But I do say.

[00:39:43] Elders keeps buying.

[00:39:44] No joke.

[00:39:45] Elders does keep buying cryptocurrency.

[00:39:47] But what?

[00:39:47] Like Ethereum or?

[00:39:48] Yeah, Ethereum and some other.

[00:39:50] Litecoin?

[00:39:51] Litecoin went way up.

[00:39:53] Yeah.

[00:39:54] I mean, I acknowledge that, like, all of them are just,

[00:39:56] it's like a stupid way to make a speculative investment that

[00:39:59] might have like a high return because they're all

[00:40:01] like volatile investments.

[00:40:03] You don't have to go through like a brokerage firm,

[00:40:05] like you would with like traditional securities or whatever.

[00:40:08] But it is just gambling.

[00:40:12] Nice.

[00:40:12] So we should just go to a casino.

[00:40:13] Right.

[00:40:14] Exactly.

[00:40:15] Oh, you know what?

[00:40:15] Casino's to answer that other question.

[00:40:17] The buffet at...

[00:40:19] I was about to say before.

[00:40:20] The buffet at...

[00:40:22] That Oklahoma shit?

[00:40:23] No, that one sucked.

[00:40:24] That was the worst food I've ever seen in my life.

[00:40:26] That was such fucking...

[00:40:28] It was on a casino where there's a show.

[00:40:30] Yeah, there's a...

[00:40:31] Cosylum Springs in Oklahoma.

[00:40:34] The Cherokee Nation casino.

[00:40:36] The food was like...

[00:40:38] First of all, great, great club.

[00:40:40] Great show.

[00:40:41] It was a great show, yeah.

[00:40:42] It's a tent room where they just like,

[00:40:43] they put on comedy and...

[00:40:45] But it's great.

[00:40:46] The woman that runs it, she's never booked a comedy club,

[00:40:49] so she doesn't know that you're supposed to like,

[00:40:51] fuck over and exploit the comedian.

[00:40:52] Right, she's awesome.

[00:40:53] Yeah, so they paid...

[00:40:54] Lacey?

[00:40:55] Right? Lacey.

[00:40:55] Yeah, she had to have to Lacey.

[00:40:57] They paid my flight.

[00:40:57] It was $1,000, one show, and then you got...

[00:41:00] It ruled...

[00:41:01] A cheetah feature.

[00:41:01] A fucking $200, $2, $1.

[00:41:04] Like food vouchers.

[00:41:05] Yep, they got vouchers.

[00:41:07] Free access to the buffet.

[00:41:08] It's a really good deal.

[00:41:09] Yeah.

[00:41:09] You went with Ari, right?

[00:41:11] Yeah, yeah, I mean Ari.

[00:41:12] The problem is that buffet is brutal though.

[00:41:15] It is...

[00:41:15] Like it was so hard to eat anything even semi-healthy.

[00:41:17] Yeah, all the food's segregated by race.

[00:41:20] If yeah, Italian is one selection.

[00:41:23] Like oriental.

[00:41:25] Yeah, yeah.

[00:41:25] Yeah, just slant-eye.

[00:41:27] Yeah, no, no, no, no.

[00:41:29] I mean, that is a good model for a buffet if the food is good.

[00:41:32] Because when I was in high school, we used to get stoned

[00:41:34] and then go to the strip and then hit up buffet.

[00:41:36] It's like the Rio had the around the world carnival buffet.

[00:41:39] It does sound pretty good.

[00:41:39] And literally, just from station to station,

[00:41:42] it was all like the best fucking...

[00:41:43] But this shit sucked.

[00:41:44] This shit was here first.

[00:41:45] Adam is an avowed racist that believes...

[00:41:48] It's around the world carnival buffet.

[00:41:50] Fusion cuisine is the miscegenation of either.

[00:41:53] I don't want any set action.

[00:41:54] I want them separate but equal.

[00:41:56] Dude, this shit was hilarious.

[00:41:58] It was like the Asian section was like spaghetti with teriyaki sauce.

[00:42:03] It was like fucking...

[00:42:04] It was such fucking bad food.

[00:42:08] Horrible.

[00:42:09] I think they felt sick.

[00:42:10] I think they made fake crab shells

[00:42:12] and then stuffed it with tuna fish and man.

[00:42:15] I think so too.

[00:42:16] It was like that fucking bad.

[00:42:17] They had frog legs though for some reason?

[00:42:19] Yeah.

[00:42:20] A bunch of fried frog legs.

[00:42:21] Oh, there was so much shit you couldn't fuck with.

[00:42:22] And then the dessert station in the middle was like way oversize.

[00:42:25] Oh yeah.

[00:42:26] It was like why do you have 900 different cookies?

[00:42:28] Yes.

[00:42:29] A lot of puddings, cakes.

[00:42:31] The salad bar was literally like just fucking four plates

[00:42:34] with wilted ass lettuce.

[00:42:36] I was sitting eating dinner by myself

[00:42:37] and there was this couple next to me.

[00:42:38] And the guy, I just started struck up some conversation with me.

[00:42:42] The guy was like, man, I'll tell you, I love this place.

[00:42:44] Yeah.

[00:42:45] Good food, good times.

[00:42:47] It's like, yeah, there's just nothing else in your town.

[00:42:50] Right.

[00:42:51] No, it was sad.

[00:42:52] Do you, a casino is sad as shit.

[00:42:53] Yeah.

[00:42:54] It's like just fucking people spending their disability checks.

[00:42:56] Oh, do you, in Vegas, you hear the saddest stories ever about like people

[00:42:59] smoking indoors.

[00:43:00] Spoking to retire there.

[00:43:01] Yeah.

[00:43:02] And then somebody's saying they're like, in tires, like my son.

[00:43:04] Somebody's telling Adam and Vegas, they're like, yeah, my husband was killed

[00:43:08] and we got settlement money from the air conditioning.

[00:43:10] And Adam's like, oh, yeah, one time, me and my dad, we went to go buy a shoot and then

[00:43:14] immediately just talks over this story.

[00:43:16] I wouldn't do some dumb anecdote about telling an aunt.

[00:43:20] And then we met Matthew.

[00:43:22] Let's go.

[00:43:23] The mall.

[00:43:24] And I was like sick.

[00:43:26] The money.

[00:43:28] The question mark.

[00:43:30] The riddler.

[00:43:32] I did think he was the riddler when I was a little kid.

[00:43:34] Matthew, let's go.

[00:43:35] But it's sad as shit, dude.

[00:43:37] Casino's are sad.

[00:43:38] Oh, yeah, like old people like wheeling around their oxygen tanks as someone's like busting

[00:43:42] like a blackened mild next to them.

[00:43:44] Yep.

[00:43:45] At a fucking slaw machine.

[00:43:46] Yeah, it's a big bummer.

[00:43:48] But you could win a lot of money.

[00:43:50] That's why I can't gamble actually.

[00:43:51] I can't Drozky, dude.

[00:43:52] That's crazy.

[00:43:53] I know.

[00:43:54] Million dollars or whatever the fact.

[00:43:55] That's so funny.

[00:43:56] What if we start, what if we start gambling all the patreon money?

[00:44:00] That's what I'm saying.

[00:44:02] No, we're not gambling.

[00:44:03] We're going to put it into quant.

[00:44:05] That's an idea.

[00:44:08] Every month we take the whole check black on Ruelle.

[00:44:10] Okay, we're going to win at some point.

[00:44:12] That's right.

[00:44:13] Yeah.

[00:44:14] Statistically.

[00:44:15] That's true.

[00:44:16] That was sure.

[00:44:17] There will be months and months where we make no more.

[00:44:18] We lose it all.

[00:44:19] But that one month, baby, that's going to be sweet ass month.

[00:44:22] And we say it always been on black like Wesley Snipes.

[00:44:25] Mm hmm.

[00:44:26] Yeah.

[00:44:27] I talked to Norman and he's like, I really hope you're putting like you're maxing out

[00:44:30] an IRA every month, you know, with that patreon money.

[00:44:35] Yeah, sounds gay.

[00:44:36] Who do you think you're talking to?

[00:44:38] The IRA.

[00:44:39] IRA suck my nuts.

[00:44:41] What am I fucking?

[00:44:43] Right.

[00:44:44] Fuck that shit.

[00:44:45] I haven't saved the goddamn dime.

[00:44:47] Of course not.

[00:44:48] I'm never going to.

[00:44:49] I've just like what like you you really think that this is going to end at some point.

[00:44:53] Yeah.

[00:44:54] Like this is in a show that will last forever.

[00:44:56] Oh, yeah.

[00:44:57] It's like Stern, baby.

[00:44:58] This is awesome.

[00:44:59] Yeah.

[00:45:00] The chemistry that we have.

[00:45:01] Yep.

[00:45:02] The brilliant insight, like, you know, King Lear is a book about some.

[00:45:07] That's about that.

[00:45:08] These are the kind of, you know, critiques.

[00:45:11] Who comes listening to you.

[00:45:13] Oh, yes.

[00:45:15] You can't put a price up.

[00:45:16] Yes, brother.

[00:45:17] Except you can.

[00:45:18] And the price is 25,000 dollars.

[00:45:20] Oh, by the way, if you're listening to your first Patreon episode this week, yeah, because

[00:45:26] we forgot to mention the page.

[00:45:28] We've never plugged it actually.

[00:45:29] We've never plugged it.

[00:45:30] Except for the first week.

[00:45:31] No, we did in like December.

[00:45:32] Yeah.

[00:45:33] We haven't plugged it in a year.

[00:45:36] I was at a party last night and there's.

[00:45:38] You sucked off a guy in the bathroom.

[00:45:39] Well, kind of.

[00:45:40] There's a guy.

[00:45:41] I'm amazed.

[00:45:42] I sucked on a man's team.

[00:45:43] There's this guy and he's like, yeah, what kind of loser has to like, like, makes a living

[00:45:48] on Patreon?

[00:45:49] And really?

[00:45:50] Did you go off?

[00:45:51] I'll see myself out.

[00:45:52] I would have fucking enjoyed that.

[00:45:54] I'll see myself out.

[00:45:55] Who said that?

[00:45:56] Who was that?

[00:45:57] Who was that?

[00:45:58] Who was the gay guy party and my girlfriend was like, Adam, there were three gay guys there.

[00:46:02] It's like, that's it.

[00:46:03] That crosses the one gay threshold.

[00:46:05] That's right.

[00:46:06] It's like the one drop hole.

[00:46:08] That's like a fun job.

[00:46:09] There's ever been one drop of come.

[00:46:10] Yeah.

[00:46:11] All these guys sync up.

[00:46:12] All their periods sync up.

[00:46:14] They're coming out of their ass at the same time.

[00:46:16] I like those guys too.

[00:46:18] They talk shit about everything.

[00:46:19] They're like comics.

[00:46:20] Is that the gay guy until a gay guy was making fun of you?

[00:46:23] No.

[00:46:24] Like someone made a joke about Patreon.

[00:46:25] It's like what kind of loser lives off of that. Oh dude. I would have gone off the fact is to be clear

[00:46:31] I live off all the money I made from TV writing

[00:46:34] The fact is is I try money just goes to you guys I ain't spent one wrapped out

[00:46:38] I've been putting it in a in a trust fund trust one from when we turn 18 a college fund

[00:46:43] Thanks father, so you can finally go to college next I do have a graduate

[00:46:47] GVD in the mail. It's gonna be you and like a library like we have to fight each other if you're watching this

[00:46:52] You're already gay. I

[00:46:57] Have lost that fight to the death with the ape that I said

[00:47:07] Yeah, my my cousin killed himself like what happened he got nape

[00:47:12] You made it we're boxing just to piss the ape off

[00:47:24] Dad's like

[00:47:26] He's dead. I guess he can't fuck the a by guess. I have to suck the ape wave on Martin happened

[00:47:32] Yep, super side by cop

[00:47:34] Oh, no, he wasn't a cop. Yeah

[00:47:39] So I don't think Draven Martin wanted to kill

[00:47:46] Stepmom stories you've told on this episode are hilarious. Oh, yeah, you're dead

[00:47:59] She's great. I don't want to shit on

[00:48:02] I

[00:48:03] Want to shit on her fuck her fucking bitch. Yeah, I mean it's it's kind of it's you know

[00:48:07] It's unfair to isolates of course a couple of bad takes yeah from the catalog right right right right there's been other ones

[00:48:15] That are very funny my men to be funny my favorite

[00:48:18] whole like bad take of my dad was he was like sorta coming around on gay people and there's like look fine

[00:48:25] They want to get married, but they got to have kids to

[00:48:28] Like

[00:48:30] Like they're gonna they're gonna make them gay. Yeah, I was like dad come you like is it better to be a kid with no

[00:48:39] Parents or gay parents and he was like

[00:48:43] Yeah, yeah video. She's a good road milk

[00:48:47] Lance Black

[00:48:49] Yeah, he gets black brother. No, he gets roped into that Brian singer or boy touching thing sometimes

[00:48:55] Just because he wrote milk. I don't know. I think people like he's like we went to those parties or something

[00:49:01] But there's like soft news there for the dancing. There's soft implications that he's involved or whatever

[00:49:05] But there's a video where he oh I heard they were very hard

[00:49:08] Yeah, where he's talking about how gay people make better parents because they always decide to have the kid

[00:49:13] Mmm because they have to get it. I thought that was a good point

[00:49:16] And then I saw that Brian singer thing. Yeah, and then his name came up. I'm like maybe not

[00:49:20] Yeah

[00:49:22] They decide to have the kid to fuck it. Yeah, you know, I'm just saying you know, I'm not I don't want to

[00:49:29] Piss anybody off sure of course, but that's it's not I mean you hate doing that with a grain of salt

[00:49:36] Maybe every gay couple are just trying to be petify

[00:49:52] Is there should just at least be a box that they have to check on the form that says I agree that I am not a pedophile

[00:49:59] Yep, so legally because then it's illegal because they've lied on a right. Yeah

[00:50:06] And then you know what then they're not allowed to use their precious post office

[00:50:09] Yeah, oh, yeah, which I'm assuming is why the post office has been treating me so I gave people was all

[00:50:14] There's all my homophobia. Yes, that's right. They can tell yeah, I'm sucking the man's dick

[00:50:25] Fuck I was laughing about

[00:50:27] saying we're gonna need a gay or dick

[00:50:34] Like a really gay ass, you know

[00:50:37] The cover of the movie is like a guy with a huge mouth

[00:50:51] We're gonna need a gay or dick or ass or I don't remember

[00:50:55] Yeah

[00:50:56] Man the lonely the megabuses lonely boys. Yeah, how about they remake jaws, but you know they get the boat

[00:51:02] And then there's just out in the foggy ocean somewhere

[00:51:07] Striking it random. It's Dan Nynan on a little dinghy going around telling his jokes to be

[00:51:15] To find and kill Dan

[00:51:17] That'll be fun there's an old sea captain. It's like I saw him once and it's called what race is this

[00:51:26] He's half Indian half Japanese chief

[00:51:36] That's the trap

[00:51:41] Gotta lifeless high

[00:51:44] Slanty eyes

[00:51:46] Like a doll's eyes

[00:51:49] Fuck man, I'm hungry. I can't wait to go to Racine's party and eat

[00:51:53] My proceeds doing a little party. I gotta make some spinach dip before I'm not I don't think it's a potluck

[00:51:59] Yeah, they asked they didn't that they asked us not to bring food first of all

[00:52:02] They said bring drinks if anything first of all Adam

[00:52:05] We all know your policy towards wedding gifts if you have to pay for

[00:52:21] And you don't go to the wedding then you just don't go to the wedding if I was going to a wedding and I couldn't

[00:52:27] Really don't go out of town. No, I wouldn't you put on your little fucking suit

[00:52:34] You eat that free fucking meal and then you just don't go motherfucker

[00:52:38] You send fifty dollars a card say I'm sorry. I couldn't make it. I'm broke

[00:52:42] You don't fucking eat their food and don't give him shit. Yeah, but like some people take the wedding shit seriously

[00:52:47] I would love to not go to yeah

[00:52:49] What do you mean?

[00:52:50] They take it seriously and expect you to I don't go to say Lou is to go to a wedding, you know

[00:52:55] What I did you like the biggest Nelly fan in the world

[00:53:00] Always talking about Nellie. I love the st. Louis Murphy Lee country shouts out Murphy Lee

[00:53:07] What the what a stupid name country country grammar? I don't think it's stupid. I think it's more. I think it's stupid

[00:53:12] I think you're stupid. Mm-hmm. I think you should wear a band-aid on your dick. That's right

[00:53:17] I think it's having a little bit of a kinglier moments, right? It's broken by being small

[00:53:21] I think someone made that joke at her at a roast once when Nelly was on the dais

[00:53:28] What they were like Nelly wears a band-aid on his face and he says it's a tribute to his brother in jail

[00:53:33] Why doesn't he just wear a band-aid on his ass? That's pretty good. That's a different joke. Yeah, it's a better joke

[00:53:40] Yeah, it's an actual good joke

[00:53:42] Yeah, don't imply that I stole a joke from yeah one of the roads which I've never actually watched you never watch a single roast

[00:53:48] Now I have no interest. I've seen really the old ones before they were huge like giraffe

[00:53:53] Just watch the Geraldo compilations man the best one should is so good. All right, Pete. All right, Pete salute

[00:53:59] Big Greg so one of the greats

[00:54:01] died at fucking

[00:54:03] Stress factory dude. Could you imagine yeah?

[00:54:06] Geraldo raped Bette Midler what?

[00:54:09] Geraldo Rivera. Yeah, what other Geraldo Adam something like that Greg Geraldo

[00:54:14] And hregh Geraldo

[00:54:16] right

[00:54:17] hregh

[00:54:19] Heraldo

[00:54:20] hregh Geraldo my dad my dad used to complain about having to work with a guy who is from

[00:54:24] Nicaragua because he's like he's like I'm from the Harawa. He's like say the damn letters

[00:54:35] I

[00:54:37] Say

[00:54:38] No

[00:54:40] Today yeah my dad used to hire a guy who didn't speak any any English or Greek any only spoke Spanish

[00:54:48] It's like you don't speak Spanish. He doesn't speak any fun. It was the funniest shit on earth dude

[00:54:52] Yeah, he was my dad was trying to fucking learn Spanish. She didn't even know English then the guy got deported

[00:54:58] That's hilarious. Don't make a good movie

[00:55:00] Yeah, it's like a weird romance between your father and some Hispanic man. Where he's trying to learn Spanish

[00:55:06] And they start fucking subordinate. Yeah, that's an XPT others

[00:55:10] I love and they teach you a very anxious movie about an old Greek man

[00:55:15] And you keep thinking there's gonna be a murder that happens and then nothing happens

[00:55:19] You know what the next one is yeah that Daniel Day Lewis saying about as a dressmaker

[00:55:23] Yeah, what Adams dream actually he quit Adam wants to make

[00:55:28] And that he learned how to make dresses and then he's like I'm quitting acting to become a dressmaker

[00:55:33] Hmm

[00:55:35] Interesting that's how method I am. That's what you're gonna do. Yeah, I'm gonna get a role as a male prostitute

[00:55:41] Is that why you've been Adam's are you in a movie to be gay?

[00:55:44] I miss Daniel gay pube kiss

[00:55:47] Pugh

[00:55:50] He just smooches that's so romantic smooches

[00:55:54] He sucks on the pubes until a man comes down his shirt

[00:55:57] Does that work Adam do you find guys to come off pubes like I wish I could grow these

[00:56:07] No, you don't for yes, you never learned how to

[00:56:11] You have craft

[00:56:14] You have pube graphs. Yeah, I got it. He's still part of stops wig

[00:56:18] Yeah, I haven't got it yet, but I'm into it, dude

[00:56:21] God damn. I can't wait dude gold chains. Oh, she get a dreadlock. Oh, no, no, no, we got to do our review of

[00:56:28] The problem with the poo. Oh

[00:56:31] Yeah, let's hope you guys all watched it. Of course shots fired. So you guys watch it. Oh, yeah, okay

[00:56:38] Because we got to do this review. Yeah, I've been asking for it and I said we were gonna do it. Well, we definitely all

[00:56:43] We all watched it. I know I did I did we're gonna watch it separately. So I don't know about you guys

[00:56:48] But I know I watched I also watched it. Yeah, my first take just because Harry Conda Baloo is brown doesn't mean he can say the

[00:56:57] Yeah, I don't think that's cool. I think that's fair. Yeah, I don't know

[00:57:01] It's not my place to judge as a white man who can and can't say the N word

[00:57:05] But it was weird that there was like 35 minutes of Maggie getting fucked. Yeah, that was strange

[00:57:11] And I didn't understand that. Yeah, I don't even understand what that had to do with the shoes. Yeah, who was fucking her in the mouth

[00:57:16] I just get by the bumblebee. I agree with it where they redid the whole show

[00:57:21] But they colored all the characters in brown. Yeah, you know this like they said this is what Simpson should be

[00:57:26] Yeah, his Homer should be an indie and they all were like Marj a do not

[00:57:31] Don't blame with the powder blunt

[00:57:34] Harry Conda Baloo was wrong. Stop saying that way. You know is the Conda Bolu

[00:57:38] That's what I just said. I call him Conda bullshit

[00:57:41] Oh, Harry Conda Bolu was wrong to say that all the Simpsons characters that were yellow were Asian

[00:57:49] Yeah, that was fucked up with him to make that inference because I don't think Matt

[00:57:54] I thought it was messed up for him to interview Bobby jendall and suck his dick

[00:58:02] And Nikki Haley

[00:58:04] That you forget

[00:58:10] Yeah, that guy is hilarious the devil

[00:58:17] Also, we can't talk about him anymore. We're gonna get net neutral

[00:58:23] That he said that the bumblebee man character was funny because that's also

[00:58:28] Fucked up. Yeah, that's why that allowed. You know, that's a take that you've taken from the internet

[00:58:36] You just do it. Yeah, everyone's made the bumblebee man

[00:58:41] Area types on the sims sure, but just don't take the one

[00:58:46] Who did that literally everybody no, you know the answer the thing is you asked the question

[00:58:52] But you know exactly you even know that Twitter handles well all my other takes are

[00:58:56] Are not on the internet, so I think I've given you four or five wrong you game other fucker

[00:59:03] Yeah, yeah, no the Asian thing was funny my sexuality has nothing to do with my I didn't I know

[00:59:08] I didn't say it was a lie detector actually gay guys have the best takes oh

[00:59:13] What a pandering piece of shit. Yeah, I'm pandering to all of the gay guys because you're trying to get your dick sucked by men

[00:59:19] It's true, which isn't there's nothing wrong with that. Where does that movie end up even I mean I watched it

[00:59:24] I watched it too asking you guys. Yeah, yeah, like what is that? What's the whole he just interviews a bunch of rich

[00:59:31] Indian millionaires that are like yeah, I got made fun of one time in my life

[00:59:37] Because of a poo and then it's like well, that's it folks. Thanks for all the money you gave us so it ends

[00:59:43] Yeah, it ends with Matt graining begging for permit for forgiveness. Yeah, it's a bad graining

[00:59:49] I don't think came up with a poo

[00:59:51] Hank is area bakes for forgiveness then I don't know

[00:59:55] I don't know what Matt graining's involvement in the Simpsons

[00:59:57] Yeah, after just drawing them the first time that's hilarious

[01:00:00] He gets to be known as the like guy

[01:00:02] It wasn't there some guy that died of cancer or something that was really the guy or some shit

[01:00:06] I don't think George Meyer is dead

[01:00:08] But George Meyer is probably the most influential or like you know probably the if you want if you want a pinpoint

[01:00:13] Responsibility on somebody for like making the Simpsons what it is. It's probably George Meyer. What was James Little Brooks?

[01:00:19] He was just a producer

[01:00:21] I don't know. Yeah, and he also had sex with your ass

[01:00:27] Come on, you know. He was also your boyfriend James L cooks. Yeah, your ass

[01:00:32] The L stands for loves Adam's ass

[01:00:38] That's more than one word

[01:00:40] I did that's a Dutch name. I said it stood for I didn't say it was one word

[01:00:44] No, it is one word it's a Dutch name for something it should be like James Louvardum's off. It's actually a Nigerian name

[01:00:50] Where you know, it's just a bunch of words Nigerian people like you should the freak up right now

[01:00:55] They have to have they like having sentences his names. Yeah, yeah

[01:00:58] They also love college

[01:01:00] I feel like Nigerian's are the most in college motherfuckers

[01:01:03] I love John and Asher Roth to this famous Nigeria's

[01:01:09] Shouts out to Asher off. I love college. We got drunk and raped a girl

[01:01:14] You couldn't get away with that song. Yeah, listen to it now

[01:01:17] It's it I'm putting Xanax in the punch

[01:01:22] Yeah, she's only 12 years old

[01:01:26] Her older sister brought her here. I love college

[01:01:32] GHB myself before a party. So I lose all

[01:01:37] plausible deniability

[01:01:40] You give yourself the date rate drug when you know you're gonna rape yourself. I told you right is that your method?

[01:01:45] Yeah, I told you right that that guy's once was like yeah, yeah, I was on vacation with my friends and

[01:01:52] We were on E and D the whole time and I was like, what's D and he's like the date rape drug

[01:02:00] They were all like GHB. That's why I'm so why it was like a crew of gay guys that went to Greece

[01:02:06] They're nice. They're in date rating themselves. You know, I've been reading a speaking of gay guys

[01:02:10] I was reading a I'm reading the Bronx is burning. I'm reading a book and when there was the big blackout in

[01:02:17] 77 the Bronx is burning. It's my JK Rollin title, but the breakfast

[01:02:22] That's my take. That's my little spin on it

[01:02:25] but

[01:02:27] When there was a blackout in the gay neighborhood, I don't remember which part yeah

[01:02:31] There was an outdoor the Bronx

[01:02:33] The no in New York in the Manhattan's the brunch

[01:02:43] I'm sorry. I didn't go for that one first. That would be a much no

[01:02:48] That's actually I'm mad about that I did a list joke. Hey, that's it's you shouldn't do throwing shit against

[01:02:57] No, it's also the it's also the laziest way to make yeah, Jo and that's not what we're about

[01:03:02] Yeah, we do intellectual

[01:03:05] No, I'm saying it's I know you mean there's a difference because you can ironically call something gay

[01:03:10] Yes, you don't mean that you know in the bad that it's actually yeah, but you do you mean it's sure

[01:03:15] I mean, but yeah, of course everyone knows what we're talking about

[01:03:17] Yeah, but then if once you cross into trying to do joke territory. Yes, you got to be pulling out the big guns

[01:03:24] You like brunch. Yes. There's a no man's land in the middle. That's for people

[01:03:33] What about blow man's land where you're blowing that's where Adam was a hot gun

[01:03:40] But yeah, the gay guys when the power went out just had an outdoor orgy they just all started sucking and fucking for like a city block

[01:03:46] That's sick. That's pretty cool. Honestly. Yeah, if you're gay and you love fucking and it's nighttime

[01:03:51] It's there's no lights. It's good time boy. That's a party and meanwhile in Bushwick and Bedside

[01:03:57] They were you know, they were fucking right it was not cool. I really fuck the city. I was like, yeah

[01:04:04] Yeah, I've been reading books guys. I'm smart now. Yeah, it sounds like you really have a huge grasp on what happened

[01:04:14] Seven 77 black

[01:04:16] It was it was yep

[01:04:18] Mm-hmm Nick said it before me, but I knew it more than he did because I'm reading

[01:04:25] You're everyone is always asking me

[01:04:28] Don't make the mistake of thinking your questions will not be received an answer

[01:04:36] Which summer is inside man

[01:04:39] Yeah, every time I see that poster I say to myself. Yeah, have what sex

[01:04:43] She's got to have it and I imagine myself pulling up my dick and masturbating on the poster

[01:04:50] But you can do because it's New York. It's true. There's no public masturbation laws. That's what that's that's that's why Louie got in trouble

[01:04:58] He did it's the original opening of breakfast at Tiffany's

[01:05:01] She's walking past sex fit that when you're looking in the mirror

[01:05:05] Just furiously, you know going to town on her pussy rubbing your fucking little glitter in you know, she's squirting

[01:05:11] Which is just piss. Oh, yeah, you know, everyone knows that. Yeah squirt is piss squirt is piss

[01:05:20] Disagree that you should be putting jam. I

[01:05:23] Knew someone who squirted so much. She just had rubber sheets. Yeah, which seems uncomfortable

[01:05:31] She fucked a retarded girl. Yep

[01:05:34] Oh, I'm squirting friends are trying too much juice and squirting again person is lying

[01:05:42] You funny you make me laugh so hot I squirted

[01:05:47] Yeah, she was wearing a rubber squirting. That's why she had diapers on all the time. She had a propeller beanie

[01:05:54] squirting

[01:05:57] Yeah, I was squirting out of all the holes

[01:06:00] Yeah, yeah, all of her fingers are the same length because she was so good at squirting

[01:06:08] She had eyes like a Chinaman yet really I know all this

[01:06:15] They got thick tongue that's why they sound like that. Oh, what the fuck yeah, they made your tongue big whoa

[01:06:23] Talk that's I didn't realize that that makes so much sense

[01:06:27] I think you got me done. Can you taste things more vibrantly if you have a thick?

[01:06:31] No, that's why they love candy. Oh

[01:06:33] Shit, dude all comes together. That's really it

[01:06:37] That is how big is your tongue? I guess you don't have a speech impediment

[01:06:40] I don't know but maybe your tongue's big and that's why you like to eat a lot

[01:06:44] That's that Nick that episode of the Nick where they find one of them and cut them open and they get to the bottom of

[01:06:50] You know what makes you retarded. That's right

[01:06:52] That is right they have fingers. They're the same size too. Yeah, they're all the same way. Why that doesn't make sense

[01:06:58] I said, I don't even know

[01:07:04] Damn what do they have long pinkies or short middle fingers? Hmm. That's a real question. Well, it's all thumbs. It's five

[01:07:10] Oh shit, five of their good as shit. No, that's that's all dude. I'm really good climb

[01:07:16] It's why they're the best at movie reviews. Yeah, mm-hmm. What do you give this one?

[01:07:20] 10 thumbs up

[01:07:27] The only ones who are allowed the 10 points scale

[01:07:33] Ebert and rope are more like Ebert and Groper. Yeah, did he rope? Probably not. He's dead, right? He got cancer

[01:07:40] No, Roper is the only alive for it. Oh, right

[01:07:42] Cisco's a bad one. Ebert said to yeah, of course. He lost his jaw on the dot. Yeah, you see that. I fucked up

[01:07:49] I cried from that I did to actually that was that

[01:07:52] Ebert's black-ass wife, dude

[01:07:54] Dude, he was so happy with that widow. I know

[01:07:58] This is fat white man. It's adorable black family. Yeah, and they loved each other. She was so cute

[01:08:03] You know how bad I want to fucking fat. You know how much I want a fat American stepdad

[01:08:07] That's what my that's what my dad really robbed me of if he left my life. I could have like a supportive fats white stepdad

[01:08:14] Who tell you yeah, dog or you know, you can be a fat supportive step. I don't want to be that you're gonna

[01:08:20] You're gonna stop you definitely gonna end up with a woman that already has a kid

[01:08:23] I don't think so probably some little piece of shit kid if I do it. I mean, I don't know who knows my name's tattoo

[01:08:31] I like I like the midget from the midget from a fantasy island or whatever the fuck what's that shit called?

[01:08:36] I was dr. Moreau dot no

[01:08:39] From yeah, fan visit fantasy island

[01:08:43] The love boat. Yes the love boat. I mean I would I guess I would fucking adopt a child from fantasy fact

[01:08:50] You know, I have a big loving heart. I'm open. I'm ready to give yeah

[01:08:53] But I'm very far away from that, but I would love one of those, you know, I'm probably me and tell me he

[01:08:59] I'm probably married in the next year probably I

[01:09:04] Hope you do maybe funny in three years when stop has a stepson you're married and I'm trans

[01:09:10] Bit

[01:09:12] And I'm trans but still closeted

[01:09:16] I'm not fucking gay

[01:09:23] One step at a time race to get married, you know

[01:09:26] The last one of us that doesn't get married. Oh, yeah, we're gonna have to transition. Okay. Yeah, so it will be Nick probably

[01:09:34] probably

[01:09:36] Adam you're gonna go first. It's not no Nick might go first just on some like weird shit

[01:09:41] Want some legal shit what yes, I'm like getting I found out you can go to jail for a long time

[01:09:47] If you green card marry someone and then they find out that I'm not gonna say who it is

[01:09:52] But you know he did he kills off air you met. No, I'll just tell you on air

[01:09:57] I just won't say his name. Okay, but he married. Yeah, he married like a Chinese woman and like we were hanging out one time

[01:10:02] He's like ah, I gotta go

[01:10:04] See my wife

[01:10:09] And he's like yeah, I am I married this

[01:10:13] Mainland Chinese woman for $25,000. Holy shit. He's like 10 years ago

[01:10:18] And he's like he's like I haven't even gotten all the money yet

[01:10:20] He's like it's a huge pain in the ass. They go to court a bunch of times because they like investigate the shit out of you

[01:10:25] Oh my god. Yeah, they like

[01:10:27] They'll be like they'll ask both people like independently what you can't do you sleep on right like what they try to catch you

[01:10:33] Really and then if you get caught you can go to jail and shit, but then you can't prove that yeah

[01:10:38] You can't prove that two people don't

[01:10:40] Don't fuck yeah, yeah, yeah, and even they don't fuck you got a little smirch. Yeah, yeah, yeah

[01:10:45] You can say even if you said, yeah, we're married. Yeah, we don't sleep in the same bed

[01:10:48] Yeah, we don't cohabitate we think that's like how a successful marriage works

[01:10:53] Yeah, why can't you do that you can?

[01:10:56] Why don't why does everyone do that then that makes a lot of sense because people aren't comfortable lying to federal agents

[01:11:05] Larry were they like Kevin James and Adam Sandler have to fuck each other. Yeah in front in the court

[01:11:11] That's the in the court. That's how it ends. Yeah, never gives them a stand

[01:11:15] Yeah, if you don't fuck each other we're gonna take your kids away and it's like I love my kids so much

[01:11:24] Our movie recommendation this week by the way is I love you Philip Morris if you haven't seen it

[01:11:29] I just remember it's a good man. It's Jim Carrey. It's Jim Carrey

[01:11:32] What's this you and McGregor? He had so few good movies, but the ones that he he's in he really knocks me out of the morning

[01:11:39] Eternal sunshine is like one of the best. Yeah, it rules. Oh

[01:11:45] Was just a normal Lisa which I hadn't seen did you like it? No, not really I felt it

[01:11:50] Is that is that the that weird stop motion shit? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, which Charlie Kaufman's everyone

[01:11:55] Yeah, it looked good and then everyone said it was bad

[01:11:57] It's the first thing he ever directed like he's really a bunch of movies, but he directed interesting. Yeah, and then a confessions of a dangerous mind

[01:12:04] I don't particularly like I

[01:12:06] Don't really do he wrote it. Yeah, I thought he just did punch up on it or something

[01:12:11] I thought the original script was his and then was rewritten by somebody else maybe yeah

[01:12:15] It's not like purely his it's not but it does have like kind of a

[01:12:19] Adaptation is amazing. I don't like that. I'm Tisha. You don't like it. I

[01:12:23] Love that you know the story behind adaptation shit. I don't get what the fuck is even going on

[01:12:28] He was a writer. What do you mean? What is going on? That one's probably the easiest coffin

[01:12:32] Like that shit. Oh god. Listen. Listen straightforward. You know the story behind that's the one with Nick Cage, right?

[01:12:38] He was a okay. Listen. Listen. He was a writer on the Dana Carvey show. Okay with like Louie C K Rob's my

[01:12:44] Like you like stacked writers. Yeah, I don't want to tell this story so bad. I do I do

[01:12:49] Story for the pot go ahead and it's an anecdote. I was there the whole time. Mm-hmm. I know someone else

[01:12:55] Uh he wrote a sketch for the show that never aired got canceled after one season about weird owls twin brother

[01:13:02] Weird or out who would do that's pretty fun. He's of weird ow songs. That's funny and then

[01:13:09] It never aired and then that idea evolved over years into adaptation

[01:13:15] So what happens after it?

[01:13:17] It's it's he's got a brother is a character in the movie. Yeah, I don't fuck the press and he's adapting a New Yorker story for a screen play

[01:13:26] Right and then he just playing and then he Nick Cage plays his well Nick's a girl straight in it or something

[01:13:32] Yeah, yeah, she's the person that wrote the story. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah, and then about a flower thief

[01:13:38] Yes. Oh, yeah, the orchids. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and then he plays his twin brother

[01:13:43] He's not a movie where there's a man named Adam Pridlin who moves into you know a gentrified apartment in Berlin

[01:13:50] Yes, it's a door that he goes through and the door leads into his own ass

[01:13:55] And he doesn't it doesn't you know, okay, so he keeps bringing girls over and then fucking them in his own ass

[01:14:01] Interesting and then eventually he gets trapped in his own ass. Mm-hmm. And then the movie ends

[01:14:06] What Charlie can call Charlie in the chocolate factory

[01:14:13] Good

[01:14:16] That's a good way to end the show

[01:14:19] I think well guys come to us in DC this fucking Friday. We should have plugged in. Oh shit. Is it Friday? Yeah, it's this Friday. All right

[01:14:28] What what what do you what nothing? I thought it was Thursday. We have to be there in five Friday for load

[01:14:32] As long you know it doesn't actually matter what the days are the dates are the only thing that I have in my head look 20 seconds

[01:14:38] Yeah

[01:14:40] This Friday. Yeah, we'll see you there for our big holiday shoe

[01:14:43] Um, all right tickets online it might sell up. Yeah. All right. Bye. Bye