[00:00:00] All right, we're gonna have to just get the episode started because we are running out of time here

[00:00:06] It's it is three

[00:00:08] But this is gonna take an hour and a half to record this and then I have to go home

[00:00:12] And then I have to get my laptop and I want to get to

[00:00:15] Yeah on average

[00:00:17] Well, it'd be 230 yeah

[00:00:19] It'll be 230 by the time that like things are done and I can get the SD card out and then I got to go home

[00:00:23] I got to get

[00:00:25] My backpack and then I got to fucking put things together to go meet that the bookkeeping guy

[00:00:31] Yeah, it's my is my mic on we'll figure that out in post

[00:00:38] Yes, your mic is on it's a good hat day

[00:00:42] Yeah, we're all wearing hats

[00:00:45] Sharing a half true we should get tandem hats. It's just connected hats. I love that

[00:00:51] I'm one in the front one in the back

[00:00:53] That'd be fun. We should get like those a horse costumes. We're one person's a little eggs. Yeah

[00:01:00] Yeah, yeah, we're in horse. Yeah, they should both be the ash though

[00:01:04] It should be two ashes in one dick. We should get one of those

[00:01:08] Chinese New Year dragon

[00:01:10] It's gonna be great when the Chinese community discovers me too and the guy that's always at the back of the dragon and gets me to

[00:01:16] Dude dragon segment number 37 beloved dragon segment

[00:01:25] Called out for his horrific conduct with his lips into the asshole of the guy that looks exactly like him in front of him

[00:01:33] Do you think they all just fuck each other to train a vast fucking man? I I've been saying recently

[00:01:38] I don't think Chinese people have sex with each other. Yeah, I don't get it. What do you mean?

[00:01:43] I love that dragon thing dude because I like to imagine cuz Chinese are kind of like they're kind of like white trash

[00:01:48] Sort of okay, you know, they spit indoors and they're the white trash evasions. Yeah, it's sort of

[00:01:55] Sort of the white trash of the world anyways

[00:01:57] Just to imagine them like cuz they do that dragon. It's not just for special occasions

[00:02:02] They do that dragon pretty often when I lived in Chinatown

[00:02:04] They were just be a dragon in front of my apartment just like a Wednesday really?

[00:02:07] Yeah, so I always like to imagine like Dwight yoke him in sling blade. That's like fucking I'm getting a dragon together

[00:02:13] Please no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what are you doing?

[00:02:18] Yeah, I'm thinking maybe we get together turn ourselves into a dragon

[00:02:23] My buddy keep it down over there fuck you my friends with the sheriff

[00:02:28] The sheriff comes by he's part of the dragon sometimes

[00:02:31] Sheriff he's got in the dragon hand. We invite the sheriff over. We all do the dragon thing. I love that idea

[00:02:38] Yeah, I've never seen sling blade, but oh, it's great. I'm putting it together

[00:02:42] He's referencing the dad every time he gets mad at the mom. He says he's getting the band back together

[00:02:47] Yeah, I fuck it. I'm getting the band back. So what yoke him is like such a good actor. He's so funny. Yeah

[00:02:53] I thought that was a Billy Bob's character

[00:02:56] No, what you what yoke him is a country music singer the transition into acting. Yeah, nice. Yeah

[00:03:02] He's a lot of stuff you'll recognize him. What else?

[00:03:06] He was in very few people have been able to make music music the acting transition effectively. Yeah, Rihanna was in battleship

[00:03:15] That was a good Eric Connick Jr. We see an actor first. I don't know. He's also got a daytime

[00:03:20] I think he did both. Yeah, which is weird. Oh, I carry connick Jr. He's on Will and Grace. I remember from my watching Will and Grace days

[00:03:27] You know what I thought I thought Janice Dickinson was on just shoot me until yesterday. Oh

[00:03:33] No, that's not her. It's not her. No, this lady is have your thinking of

[00:03:39] Wendy

[00:03:41] McCall yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was on the show, but no I thought in addition to her the Janice

[00:03:45] Oh, there's another character recurring role on the show interesting. I was like certain of it

[00:03:49] And you think there's some other big titty old model that was on it. Maybe I don't know if she has big tits

[00:03:55] Yeah, oh yeah, no because you knew who had big titties on just you know. Oh, yes Laura

[00:03:59] That lady with a weird like mouth. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah, she got the fuck she had a gap tooth

[00:04:04] She looked like Lawrence Fishburn with double these tits. I would fuck the hell out of the fishburn with you

[00:04:09] I think that's titty milk you drink

[00:04:11] It's titties build with cum we talked about saying that I can fuck your huge

[00:04:18] Oh, no, I'm saying when you're

[00:04:22] You know just comes in his pants

[00:04:27] Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, I looked up Laura Sanjia Komo re-suck the blue tits you wake up tomorrow

[00:04:33] Hey dreams over you suck the red tit. I'll show you how deep this pussy girl

[00:04:42] Hell yeah, dude, I guess that's the question. Have you fuck Lawrence Fishburn if he had huge tits

[00:04:47] Have you seen his daughter? Yeah, his daughter's porn. No, she just has the face of basically the answer

[00:04:53] Yeah, she did just a woman's maybe the matrix is real. Yeah, it is sure. Yeah, dude

[00:04:58] Yeah, I think she fucked up Brian Pumper famous big-dicted black porn star guy that was trying to do like

[00:05:05] Brian Pumper in black face. He's trying to do like street pranks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're all like really mean-spirited

[00:05:14] Yeah, and then you would like go to his like Twitter and you would like do like a you know

[00:05:17] Like I don't know hitting a grandma with a pie in the face

[00:05:19] And then you would just see him getting his cocksucked like a tweet

[00:05:22] Oh

[00:05:25] Giant big ass look but Montana Fishburn had some kind of strange

[00:05:29] I

[00:05:31] Don't know if there was ass pimples or just some kind of freckle like like a crash freckles on our ass

[00:05:37] Yeah, it didn't look like freckles

[00:05:40] I remember that throwing me off a little bit because otherwise I

[00:05:44] Would a 10 out of 10 but you know obviously I would fuck her with ass pimples or whatever that is you fuck her with like those really small sunglasses

[00:05:51] That absolutely yes, I would I would I wouldn't shade

[00:05:55] Yeah, I would insist she shave her head and put all those glasses in my fucker

[00:06:01] I'm wearing a long duster and my dick is painted like a gun. Yeah

[00:06:05] It's all black. I like that uh

[00:06:08] We do like the matrix, but Joey pants plays Ralph Cipherretta

[00:06:12] Somehow God now the whole time is like I just want to go back to Jersey. He thinks the Matrix is just

[00:06:23] Yeah, he I tell you ignorance is bliss

[00:06:27] It's also, you know, they say racism is ignorant so put two and two together

[00:06:34] Maybe that's why I enjoy saying the N word so much

[00:06:37] Morpheus isn't around

[00:06:39] Would Ralph be bald in the Matrix or would you have to be a matrix?

[00:06:45] First of a was she was a

[00:06:50] Made man

[00:06:54] Money like whenever you start rooting with those guys you really like look man by the rules you can murder a woman

[00:07:03] My yeah, you can't you can't even like punch a guy about it. It was punch him

[00:07:11] Yeah, you can't yeah, that's right. He takes us a major

[00:07:15] Murdered the problem young prominent like woman. Yeah with a great pair

[00:07:20] We're gonna get a little house and we're gonna raise a kid to get yeah. Yeah. No, she's like Ralph. I'm pregnant

[00:07:25] He's like he's like

[00:07:28] He's like what should we name it? I guess she's like what should we name it? He's like

[00:07:32] If it's if it's a girl or if it's a boy will name a man to me and if it's a girl

[00:07:37] We'll name him after you Tracy so she could grow up to be a cock sucking flop

[00:07:47] First of all she was a whoa that's that's the same episode where he's like on coke and two into the gladiator

[00:07:54] Yeah, like he's like the old school gladiator. Yeah. Yeah, no no no the Russell crow. Yeah

[00:08:00] One day where who's watching oh Tony watch the old-school Scarface at some point? Oh, yeah

[00:08:05] I'm pretty sure the release state of that movie is May 5th

[00:08:08] 2,000 gladiator. Oh really? Yeah, what might be wrong that would be impressive. I don't know man

[00:08:14] It's just one of those things it's written in my head. Yeah, the movie came out. Yeah

[00:08:19] Let's look at a look it up. Yeah

[00:08:22] God that is I look it up right now. That is a gladiator fuck least date

[00:08:28] It's a bad movie. It was pretty good. It was pretty sad the first time

[00:08:34] It's good. It's bad movie. No you fuck the dialogue the dialogue is just like watching a full home

[00:08:40] That's incredible. I know I don't know why I don't know any other movies release date

[00:08:47] No, I remember I don't win. I think I know when CD-ROM's debut

[00:08:53] I

[00:08:56] October

[00:08:59] 23rd 1980 Jesus Christ do it Adam look it up. Yeah, that one might be wrong

[00:09:03] But yeah, there's certain dates that just gets stuck in my phone even debuted like they ran

[00:09:07] Yeah, that was commercial release of her when they invented them. Oh nice

[00:09:11] But what do you even put on a fucking CD in 1983? I don't know

[00:09:16] Thriller compact disc 1982. Sorry October 1982. Mm-hmm. Not even the right year. So fucking idiot

[00:09:22] I see a stupid motherfucker

[00:09:24] Shut up Nick. Damn

[00:09:27] I'm gonna pull up my nuts and I want you to suck them now as penance. Yeah zip plop. I just put my nuts on the table

[00:09:34] Yeah, suck them, please. No

[00:09:37] Thank you for sucking them niggas. That's not what happened everyone see everyone knows

[00:09:40] It's not me because you get that missing tooth now

[00:09:43] Missing tooth. No, that's Nick sucking my name Adam. You'll back me up here niggas sucking my nuts

[00:09:47] You sound like you sound like a horse with fat feet walking through a parade. I'm like the British are coming Adam isn't Nick sucking my

[00:09:55] Nuts

[00:09:57] Yeah

[00:09:59] Hear that everyone

[00:10:02] Nick sucked my nuts forgetting the date of CD ROMs wrong. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know why I have that gladiator shit in my head though

[00:10:10] Way gladiators. Oh the day that it came out. Yeah

[00:10:12] Well, I used to learn that's the way memory works. Did you guys see it with your dad? I did see it with my dad

[00:10:19] Yeah, I think it was one of those kind of like my boy to go see yeah

[00:10:22] My mom rented it from my dad did that with Troy showing me Troy. Yeah important in me or important

[00:10:29] But Troy I like Troy's a much better movie than gladiator. No, you think so. Oh, yeah, Troy

[00:10:33] I thought was a piece of shit too, but I've only seen it

[00:10:35] I enjoyed it because you know, I was I was that was in my fucking I was a big Greek mythology head as a little boy

[00:10:41] Yeah, yeah, Troy's interest. That was truly my shit. Yeah, yeah

[00:10:45] It contrasts all these different ways that like men specifically look for some degree of immortality or longevity or

[00:10:52] Extending their lives beyond you know, yeah, yeah, like researching Italian

[00:10:56] Yeah, one of them is literally fucking immortal. The other one is a presentation was family. What's that except for his ankle?

[00:11:02] That's okay. Yeah, we all know that Nick shut up literally

[00:11:06] What if it was his asshole what it was that was what if she put her finger in her ass and his ass and dipped him in the river

[00:11:13] Thames

[00:11:18] River

[00:11:24] Is the wrong way to say

[00:11:29] I think it makes more sense to call it teams

[00:11:31] That's cooler or say the names is it the names? Yeah, it's Tim's that makes no fucking sense

[00:11:38] Well, that's just how they say stems. Yeah fuck out of here. Yeah, like I'm the asshole. I thought her name was her moyne

[00:11:46] When I used to read the books before the movies came out

[00:11:49] I thought it was an enemy on me because that's you that's a Greek. That's it's a Greek name miney

[00:11:54] Yeah, and they say it Hermione and that shit sounds dumb as hell if you ask me personally. I think so too

[00:11:59] Whatever

[00:12:01] Can you love Greek mythology? I remember we went to a Greek

[00:12:05] Great, it's great

[00:12:07] Was fun learning about that in six. Yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:12:11] They fucked people they fuck people as like like animal

[00:12:16] They like Zeus's like disguised as a boy would fuck bitches as a bull which is it's but I mean like the Bible is filled with

[00:12:22] Plenty of shit like that. It's just it like

[00:12:24] Like the presentation is boring like Christiana could do a lot better if it like yeah

[00:12:30] Where's the zina of the Bible? Mm-hmm where your princess? Yeah, why is it fucking veggie tales and all those bullshit?

[00:12:37] Yeah, nobody wants to see yeah, they had warriors you could make like a cool action movie out of some more men's try to do that

[00:12:43] Because they got God killed an entire town for being gay. Yeah, it's true. Yeah

[00:12:49] That's fuck. That's gonna be a bad ass guy. We get Dwayne the Rock Johnson to play God. Just a bunch of us to San Francisco

[00:12:56] Called walking straight

[00:12:58] No one realizes at the end. It's about sobbing anymore

[00:13:02] It's a fun family movie about Dwayne the Rock Johnson murdering

[00:13:10] This is a religion analogy if you get mad at the end

[00:13:13] I

[00:13:18] secular gay bashing once again

[00:13:22] Black people have anything for these honkeys coming

[00:13:33] Isn't there a story where like someone like the bunch of people fuck his daughter or something

[00:13:40] In the Bible pimp him sound his daughters and shit. Yeah people fuck their daughters. I asked her

[00:13:47] That's right Esther the Queen Esther from from

[00:13:51] From poor him. I don't fucking know. Where's that from poor? Yeah, this poor is Queen Esther suck it

[00:13:56] It's poor him right now. I think or it just was poor. It was poor like a week ago. Yeah, two weeks ago. Yeah

[00:14:01] That's Jewish Halloween

[00:14:03] Yeah, it's like Jewish Halloween. Yeah on a costume

[00:14:05] You see like did you see the pictures of the kids in in South Brooklyn like the Orthodox kids all get like trunk in public

[00:14:13] Like 11 year olds just get away. Yeah, what is it? They're costume. It's like they do like black fit

[00:14:19] They have like no like concept of oh

[00:14:21] a bit about a black panther about how like everyone thinks it's good now

[00:14:25] But come October when every elementary school is filled with white kids and blackface

[00:14:29] They're gonna think twice about

[00:14:31] The other the other edge user in in blackface. Yeah, I saw a picture of one of them dressed as just a one of those Chinese ladies that collects bottles

[00:14:43] You guys ice taped back and he's wearing like a triangle Chinese hat

[00:14:48] It was really cute. He had like a mini shopping cart just filled. Oh my god. It was pretty invented

[00:14:54] There's no way this happened. There's a picture on Instagram of Elphon. Yeah, let's see this

[00:14:59] What so you get fucked up on forum? That's the only cool shit Orthodox users ever done. Yeah, they give kids alcohol a lot

[00:15:08] I mean, that's like a big part before they molest them to don't think

[00:15:12] Yeah, I think that there is

[00:15:15] Orthodox used really a list or is it hot seats? They're different

[00:15:19] Yeah, there's I mean there hoss is art Orthodox a branch. Yeah, it's part of it

[00:15:25] I imagine getting fucking molested by like a dirty ass rabbi. Did you see that documentary one of us?

[00:15:32] No, it's about like three Jews in like South Brooklyn and one of them gets and they know they try to leave

[00:15:39] It's about like trying to leave and then how hard brought this up before I'm trying to find this shit on Instagram

[00:15:44] That you're lying. Well, how would you find it? He wouldn't find it had them. I'll find it for you

[00:15:47] My sister showed to me when I was in Vegas. Oh, so you didn't see it. No, she showed it to him

[00:15:53] What do you mean you didn't see it? So this story you told about

[00:16:01] I was actually out of town though. I like this picture of goofy and Kobe. Okay, there was another one

[00:16:06] But this is this is not the Chinese one, but that's not the one. Hold on dude. You can't just deflect like that

[00:16:13] I was on your side until now. Yeah, wow. Okay, so

[00:16:17] Not what you were saying. Yep. No, there is another one with a Chinese hat

[00:16:21] So you just showed us a different one. Yeah, are they Trump with that?

[00:16:25] Are they Mexican? Yeah, they just have like Mexican. Oh, God. They just have no concept of like

[00:16:31] Political correctness like

[00:16:33] Well, they should be punished for that. I think this should be the all the time outfit is

[00:16:37] They dress like worth a dog's dad and then the children should be clowns

[00:16:42] There's more there's some suede hold on. I don't know if this is a costume or that little girl's actually getting married

[00:16:47] It's a four year old girl by the way guys by the looks of it four year old girl and a bridle down. Yeah

[00:16:54] This is my wife

[00:16:57] She has no choice what I do to her because it's God's guy

[00:17:03] God says that

[00:17:04] You can't fuck here as long as it's a shit. Oh, yeah, we should talk about but it's you a little mermaid sheet

[00:17:10] big France news guys they

[00:17:12] Created an age of concern hold on a second because we're we shouldn't move past the Chinese kid. Yeah

[00:17:21] Yeah, let's find this Chinese kid. I'm gonna find it the people need to yeah plenty of time to talk about France

[00:17:26] I just want to make sure that we know

[00:17:30] Whether or not

[00:17:33] Certain somebody is embellishing a story

[00:17:36] I mean you know what I don't get about that why you do that is because like there you could just say there is a girl

[00:17:42] Dress like a bum which is already funny, which is yeah. No there is one you have to you have to like there's a lot of funny

[00:17:49] One's add a little spice to it and say that she was dressed like the triangle hat

[00:17:52] You know what I'm starting to turn on you Adam. I don't think it's true. I'll find it for you

[00:17:56] You know you say your sister says it wasn't just you know saying that kind of

[00:17:59] I'll text though you right now. Why don't I if you had told that story with federal agent you'd be in jail right now

[00:18:04] That's true. Well, I lie all this time guys. Yeah

[00:18:08] There's plenty of stories in the only truth. He's told this this fucking story

[00:18:13] You see this beautiful piece to the city

[00:18:16] You know there's plenty of things to go on like just the other day. I saw a guy crazy guy

[00:18:22] Yes, actually on the way to your house. I saw a guy waving his penis

[00:18:27] Hey guys just finished pissing sorry about that

[00:18:30] Well, it's funny because like I saw I saw this guy and he has dick out and he's waving it

[00:18:34] And I was like oh, this is hilarious. He's jacking off

[00:18:36] But he was just he had finished pissing on the side long doing a shake

[00:18:40] He was just shaking his dick off which is like you're in New York long enough you're like, oh whatever

[00:18:45] That's not cool. Yeah, I want to see it engorged and getting beaten off

[00:18:51] It's not only has to be masturbating, but he's got to be masturbating to like the tree or something. Yeah, yeah

[00:18:55] Yeah, you know writing you know

[00:18:57] Chinese hat. Yeah Chinese hat. You got a fucking spicy. Oh, it looks like someone put their phone way stopped looking for it

[00:19:04] I thought we were going I text Zoe though. Okay, so he'll send it to me. All right. Well listen Nick in

[00:19:11] Before the episode ends it was 10 minutes left if we haven't gotten anything

[00:19:16] You have to you have to find it. She's you know, she's not doing anything important. You have to find it

[00:19:21] All right

[00:19:23] I can lie dude. I've stuck out for you dude. I'm telling you I'll find it. I'll find it. Give me 24 hours

[00:19:35] Now give me this my tooth is in there is it yes

[00:19:44] What's one of the odds that stop loses another two before you can get that implant on that one

[00:19:48] I am good. It was another two. We should get a bit. Yes. I other you should keep that name out of your mouth. Oh, yeah

[00:19:55] we should get a

[00:19:56] betting website

[00:19:59] Hey, I don't know those people do great work Nick. Yeah, I know but it's like I know you mean I'm

[00:20:04] He shouldn't have said it. Yeah

[00:20:06] For free dude. I've said a lot of things you fuck for free not for free. There's a million different reasons why you shouldn't

[00:20:12] You know, I don't know them. I know more I can explain them to you in detail as soon as the fucking shows

[00:20:17] Well, I'm going to a corner and shut my finger in your eye. Oh, no me. No, okay good

[00:20:23] Cuz if you do that to me, we're about to run but I'm gonna fuck your ass. No, dude

[00:20:26] I would love to I would love to and I wouldn't even be mad about it. I would love the fucking brawl with you

[00:20:32] Yeah, stop you just ding your fucking head off the wall. I've seen you get angry. I think like if you get angry

[00:20:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah superpowers to maybe hold up the whole people who say that are the people always get their ass

[00:20:44] Be yeah, no, I mean when I get angry dude, you don't want to see me because I've never been in an actual fight before in my life

[00:20:50] And I have a fantasy about how I'll kick you know

[00:20:53] Really I huff and I puff and I get thrown under the fucking ground and choked out never never me an adult fight

[00:20:59] No, it's been since I was in like I'd say middle school my my expertise in fighting comes from having lost so many of them

[00:21:06] That I reverse engineered what I did

[00:21:08] I

[00:21:11] Feel like I've already lost a tooth. I look scary because of that

[00:21:14] You know like I lost in a brawl. I used to play hockey

[00:21:18] You know, I was an enforcer. I was an enforcer for the fucking Lacha Chewglia family the Lacha chocolate

[00:21:31] No, I mean, I don't never want to fight I would like I would love to live the rest of my life never having to fight again

[00:21:36] Because it's gonna happen. I mean you're bound to get in the fights here and there

[00:21:40] Yeah, but I'm a man of peace, but if you fuck with listen you can fuck with me

[00:21:45] Mm-hmm, but if you fuck with a friend say whatever

[00:21:48] You sold me spit in my face fuck my ass

[00:21:52] Has sex my fucking body

[00:21:54] Make me sleep on the bottom. Well, I don't care what you do, you know you come in my cell in the middle of the night

[00:21:58] I fuck my mouth bash all my teeth out. You're sexy. Make me wear dresses

[00:22:03] You put fucking cool eight on my lips. I look like a woman. Hey, where fucking Maggie's smoke

[00:22:07] You smuggle makeup in a little prison in my ass

[00:22:11] Felt you forged the medical documents to have my anus

[00:22:15] Surgically removed by the prison doctor so that I'm loose. I'm constantly loose. I need a colostomy bag to shit in

[00:22:21] So because my ass is only purpose now is to be of the China for you

[00:22:25] But you say something about my friends

[00:22:29] You say a single word about my friend

[00:22:31] You fucking men just use not getting their fucking cum swallow before

[00:22:37] That's right, I'm gonna pretend

[00:22:47] Yeah, dude, that's basically what I was about to say

[00:22:50] So don't even think about it, man. Yeah, don't

[00:22:53] Maybe I'll get Jack to start becoming up. Maybe get into fights after that. Yeah, dude. Should you go to like join an MMA gym?

[00:23:00] Maybe yeah, maybe I think a thing

[00:23:03] Greg Stone very funny comedian he joined an MMA gym. He said it was cool

[00:23:07] And maybe I'll do that did you get a wait if I do UFC gym? No, I don't know. I don't know where he goes

[00:23:14] He doesn't go there you should get into something specific like jude Brazilian

[00:23:18] Just it may be I will dude. Maybe I'll rumble. That'd be cool. I just wish I could get better at jump rope

[00:23:23] What do you mean? How you bad a jump rope? I can't do you don't have good coordinates practice it and you can't do it

[00:23:28] No, I can I can do jump rope, but I can't do consistent double unders

[00:23:33] I can't get that I can't figure out the fucking time. It sounds like you're a bitch to me, dude. No, yeah

[00:23:37] I just checked hold on. I want to fucking draw all your body dude

[00:23:40] I'm gonna get a sharpie and cover you jokes on you. I love that

[00:23:43] All right, well we waiting to see the things I draw whatever

[00:23:48] 16 Chapel I love the system

[00:23:50] Covered an angel

[00:23:59] God's God's finger down finger go to my ass. That's where they that's where they touch. Yeah, you're on the train black

[00:24:04] He's like my man got painted

[00:24:07] Look at oh

[00:24:08] My man looking like the Renaissance somebody said that the 16-champles like little and not that cool

[00:24:14] Yeah, that's what I said about not my penis sick of 16 millimeters 16 millimeters very bad

[00:24:31] Big dick cuz I was gonna go centimeter. Oh that wouldn't be that bad. No, that's still small how much how much is a 16 centimeters?

[00:24:37] That's not 16 centimeter dick. You guys want to guess a good dick. That's like seven eight inches. No, no way

[00:24:44] I say four inches was it 2.2 shut up dude to the answer something what so your guess is eight inches

[00:24:50] I'm saying four and a half. Yeah, no, it's gotta be some around six. Okay, cuz the centimeter is

[00:24:57] Like 2.2. I thought 6.29. Yeah, yeah, it's not bad actually that would that's I would take a 16 centimeter

[00:25:05] Dick I think that's a round what I get hard the two the point two nine. I would really appreciate yeah

[00:25:10] You know I think we're right about six maybe I get the 6.1 on my tippy toes

[00:25:14] Well, my dick is really stretching

[00:25:17] Yeah, I don't know maybe with a cock pump. I still haven't used it. I'll use it by the next time we record

[00:25:22] It's just covered in dust. I spent 300 dollars

[00:25:26] They kind of made that thing. I mean that was the dumbest purchase of all time the cock pump would have been great. Yeah that weird

[00:25:32] The way cock torture device like it's

[00:25:36] Cuz it's so much fun here with that dude. I mean I was laughing for like no you're right

[00:25:40] It is hilarious to go on the dark web to buy me a cock like I guess stretching but really torture device

[00:25:47] It looks like dinosaur bone. Yeah, it doesn't look I don't exactly know

[00:25:51] I wish you could have

[00:25:53] Smell that when I opened that box the smell that came out of it smell like dr

[00:25:58] It's like yeah, like formaldehyde or something weird like whatever fucked up sick laboratory this guy made

[00:26:04] Yeah, she's in some guy some guys garage in Texas. He's making these dick weight

[00:26:09] Do those which he loves me the best to what you love brother the emails where he's a Nick never my 20 years

[00:26:15] I've never had any kind of requests like this

[00:26:20] I

[00:26:20] Bet like I can make a really good pocket pussy

[00:26:22] You know yeah, he definitely has a series of fucking machines in his garage

[00:26:28] Have you ever beat off to fuck machine porn? I?

[00:26:31] Used to jerk off to Howard Stern like no no not should be like levers and shit and like the dildo go like

[00:26:38] When those birds that drinks water, but it's a dildo and woman's pussy. That shit. I can't really get off to that

[00:26:43] I was just asking I haven't either I've left at it

[00:26:46] But I'm like I'd rather you know I could I could jack off to like something rough between like a sure two guys

[00:26:53] Two guys, you know holding each other down. It's not gay if it's if it's rough. I'll start just a wrestling match

[00:26:59] It's not gay. I told you right my friend went to that

[00:27:03] At the kink.com about that armor. Yeah

[00:27:06] What about you Nick have you jerked off the fuck machines? No no no because it's like I started thinking about like

[00:27:13] You know the engineering behind it? Yeah

[00:27:18] You're like I wonder what kind of screws they use the fucking get that out watch the saw's all with a fucking dildo

[00:27:23] Uh-huh sure the blade would have gone right

[00:27:29] Do you have one of those which is like interesting because I always imagine that they just put the blade in the dildo?

[00:27:34] Uh-huh no way it was through right yeah

[00:27:37] That's what I want to see happen did Nick just smiled in a way I've never seen

[00:27:46] You clearly thought about this

[00:27:51] Some bitch accidentally getting saw

[00:27:54] Imagine if you go to the fucking emergency room and explain why your wife's dead

[00:27:57] I'm like I we went from my home depot

[00:28:10] Oh

[00:28:12] What do you think you would slice right in half or like a cartoon?

[00:28:16] Probably there's a picture of like uh, there was like one of the one of the medieval

[00:28:22] Medi medieval medieval

[00:28:24] One of the medieval torture during like the Inquisition or whatever this like

[00:28:30] Heraldic art of they had a torture called sawing

[00:28:34] Oh god, so they had all sorts of fuck that shit

[00:28:36] I had the modal book for you man. Yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:28:38] I just put you in a fucking yeah a bronze bowl and then shut it and then like start a fire underneath it

[00:28:44] You would fucking like broil to the desk

[00:28:46] And what they liked it is because there was holes where the nose is so as you cooked and screamed like steam from your like

[00:28:53] Oh

[00:28:57] Fucking Christ, dude. Yeah

[00:29:00] They also had the watch at him do stand cuz that's like that's first of all to die to

[00:29:04] Breburnt yet horrible but to add a claustrophobic element to it is like

[00:29:10] And how long would that take and it's like it's because those people pissed off God?

[00:29:16] Like they're the ones that did something that God didn't like

[00:29:19] I was like chill. I like what you doing bro. Yeah, yeah

[00:29:23] Putting people in a big-ass. He can talk about like oh Isis cuts people's heads off. It's like that's relatively fucking humane

[00:29:30] Yeah, they're like the inquisitions. Yeah, one of the shit that all this and I happen to be a

[00:29:36] Hotep so I believe that most of the ancient

[00:29:39] Medieval English for black man. Yeah

[00:29:43] What does black

[00:29:45] Egyptian techniques Egyptian British people are doing the white people which came along the 1930s to defeat the Nazis

[00:29:53] Who are also black?

[00:29:58] Hell yeah, dude Max was telling me the other day he was showing me on

[00:30:02] Stormfront these posts these guys were saying they're like

[00:30:06] Actually hip-hop rhythm and blues and rock and roll like this go by white people awesome

[00:30:12] And so they're like yeah, actually the first rap song was this Swedish song from 1920

[00:30:18] also 21 and we like

[00:30:21] He like looked it up on YouTube, but it's just it's the case

[00:30:26] It's just like a simple like like got like a drum beat and he's like

[00:30:34] That's a really good finish impression. I can't do that language. That's it. That might be the only impression you can do far from here again far

[00:30:41] Yeah, that's terrible stuff

[00:30:43] Yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:30:50] I'm gay. Yeah, actually it was invented by the whites and then ruined by the black okay you peaked

[00:30:57] Well table take it from here. I think my fucking two is getting sharp this second tooth

[00:31:02] It's doing a lot of chewing that it wasn't before yeah, and it's like it's kind of hurting on lip time to get that shit

[00:31:08] Pull dude, you know this is one by one

[00:31:13] I'm gonna get it filed down or maybe a little alligator game are you putting?

[00:31:19] You're like the fucking cartoon where it all turns into like piano keys. Yep. Yeah, I get my shit slopped

[00:31:27] Fuck

[00:31:28] Yes, I guess we should talk about France at age you consent now good for them is not I mean

[00:31:33] The last four they did not truly free Western democracy

[00:31:38] Is it's for one out. It's over. It's done these fucking regulators getting in you know, it's not in their fucking business

[00:31:45] I

[00:31:46] Can't I can't understand. I mean is France not French anymore. That's my question

[00:31:52] Yeah, it's not you I mean you can still what is it's 15 right old cheese for grapes young pussy. Yeah, that's what they're

[00:31:59] That's that's not a slogan. Oh, he's old grapes young pussy. It's each stripe. Yeah

[00:32:06] Etifine et from our

[00:32:09] young

[00:32:10] Buswa I don't know what older young is petee pussy

[00:32:15] Fuckin you at your dick but he did not non-non-franchise well, you know small pussy

[00:32:20] All people have small pussies. Yeah young people can have big pussies

[00:32:24] You know that's true. Don't be such an agist. Yeah

[00:32:28] I

[00:32:58] who see the be great if we all learn French

[00:33:00] just like this is a French language podcast.

[00:33:03] Yeah.

[00:33:04] Yeah.

[00:33:05] This is our

[00:33:08] bien bien bien bien

[00:33:11] Bonjour

[00:33:12] quien bien bien bien

[00:33:14] and stone by the way

[00:33:15] it's baguette

[00:33:16] we have the needle e contan

[00:33:17] el polca disto

[00:33:19] je jienes chuipas

[00:33:21] je mé pélas

[00:33:22] je mé pélas

[00:33:23] je mélas

[00:33:24] je jienes

[00:33:25] je jienes

[00:33:25] je jienes

[00:33:25] je jienes

[00:33:25] je jienes

[00:33:26] je mé pélas

[00:33:27] je mélas

[00:33:27] je mélas

[00:33:27] je mélas

[00:33:27] je mélas

[00:33:27] je mélas

[00:33:27] je jienes

[00:33:29] je je jienes

[00:33:33] je je fuck

[00:33:35] That means tired

[00:33:37] but it sounds like fat and gay

[00:33:39] yeah yeah yeah yeah

[00:33:40] you're

[00:33:41] No

[00:33:42] you're describing yourself

[00:33:43] actually i'm tired so yes

[00:33:44] je

[00:33:45] je

[00:33:46] I am tired

[00:33:47] So

[00:33:48] I am fatigue

[00:33:49] quien

[00:33:50] quien

[00:33:51] je

[00:33:52] je

[00:33:53] le

[00:33:53] de labe

[00:33:53] round

[00:33:53] labor around.

[00:33:54] No, no, no.

[00:33:55] Is she for my ass?

[00:33:56] Oh, miss real?

[00:33:57] Miss real?

[00:33:58] Me bonjes?

[00:33:59] Mama, yes.

[00:34:00] Me tes tes tes, mous r'ol calientes.

[00:34:01] It's the same thing.

[00:34:02] Yeah, he tells me Spanish name.

[00:34:04] My balls are hot.

[00:34:06] Moutes tes tes, mous r'ol calientes.

[00:34:08] Mous r'ol calientes.

[00:34:09] Yes, he tells me Spanish name.

[00:34:11] My balls are hot.

[00:34:13] Moutes tes tes, mous r'ol calientes.

[00:34:15] Mous r'ol calientes.

[00:34:16] No, my gos.

[00:34:17] No, my favorite part of the rape day labor character is that his balls get hot.

[00:34:26] His balls are hot.

[00:34:29] Well, that can happen, dude.

[00:34:32] Oh, fuck, dude.

[00:34:34] Oh, yeah, so shout out to France.

[00:34:37] Yeah, dude.

[00:34:38] And they also get this.

[00:34:40] Cat calling is illegal in France.

[00:34:42] Really?

[00:34:43] I thought it was only illegal, right?

[00:34:45] I thought it was only illegal.

[00:34:47] And I was saying to Libby, or I don't know if she wants to be associated with the show,

[00:34:52] but Libby Watson.

[00:34:53] Jesus fucking Christ, you be retarded.

[00:34:55] Are you fucking retarded?

[00:34:56] He just said.

[00:34:57] Just bleep it out, dude.

[00:34:58] He literally just said she doesn't want to be a loser.

[00:35:02] I don't know what she wants.

[00:35:04] I mean, she came to our show in DC.

[00:35:06] Oh, yes, that means she wants.

[00:35:07] You know, I'm friends with her, but there's a lot of people that are friends with me that

[00:35:11] don't want people knowing that they're friends with me.

[00:35:13] I mean, I'm not even sure that's the case with her, but certain people that like, you know.

[00:35:17] What kind of people do you want to say?

[00:35:19] You know, you.

[00:35:21] Yeah, that's a good point.

[00:35:24] I'm happy to be associated with the show.

[00:35:26] Yeah.

[00:35:27] About that, Adam.

[00:35:28] We've kind of been thinking about a couple of things.

[00:35:30] Yeah.

[00:35:31] It'd be better if you don't, in public, you don't say that you're part of the show.

[00:35:33] Right.

[00:35:34] I mean, the show kind of peaked with Camise and her Gordon.

[00:35:36] Yeah.

[00:35:37] I know.

[00:35:38] I really got a film.

[00:35:39] You should have, like, the first episode you came back, you should have tried to bring

[00:35:42] up Camise and her.

[00:35:43] Yeah.

[00:35:44] So I'm going to bring it back.

[00:35:45] Can you tell me about it?

[00:35:48] I just watched the Tim Burton.

[00:35:50] I got me.

[00:35:51] It's in her garden.

[00:35:52] Is it just me?

[00:35:54] Or is this sex so bad that I shouldn't have to pay for it?

[00:35:57] Mm hmm.

[00:35:58] Wait, what is that?

[00:35:59] Are you doing a...

[00:36:00] Do you have to...

[00:36:02] The cranberry song?

[00:36:03] No, you fucking retake.

[00:36:04] No.

[00:36:05] Come on, Drake.

[00:36:06] Drake.

[00:36:07] Oh, I thought you were saying...

[00:36:08] Do you have to let it linger?

[00:36:10] No, it's not linger.

[00:36:11] It's for free by Drake.

[00:36:13] Oh, okay.

[00:36:14] All right.

[00:36:15] And DJ Khaled.

[00:36:16] DJ, yeah.

[00:36:17] DJ Khaled.

[00:36:18] I know that song.

[00:36:19] It's a good song.

[00:36:20] You never realized that Big Sean has never had sex.

[00:36:23] You know, Big Sean heard my bit.

[00:36:28] Did you guys say on the podcast that he hung out with his friend?

[00:36:32] Oh, yeah.

[00:36:33] That's funny.

[00:36:34] Fuck him, dude.

[00:36:35] That's a fucked up thing.

[00:36:36] Because he text me.

[00:36:38] He's like, why is everyone saying I hurt your Felix?

[00:36:40] Okay.

[00:36:41] He didn't hurt my feelings.

[00:36:44] That's a huge...

[00:36:45] That's like a dick move.

[00:36:47] Yeah.

[00:36:48] Oh, that he hung out with his friend.

[00:36:49] And as friends, instead of going to him privately about it and saying,

[00:36:52] everybody just lost their mind.

[00:36:54] And announced it to our audience of 6 million people.

[00:36:57] Yep.

[00:36:58] One for every life lost.

[00:37:00] No.

[00:37:01] Where are McDonald's?

[00:37:02] In the Holocaust.

[00:37:03] No.

[00:37:04] Adam.

[00:37:05] Don't start this again, man.

[00:37:07] What do you mean?

[00:37:08] Do not start this fucking propaganda on the show.

[00:37:11] 6 million Jesus.

[00:37:12] Come on, dude.

[00:37:13] 11 million people in general.

[00:37:15] That was the big thing.

[00:37:16] It was only gypsies.

[00:37:17] It was only gypsies and gay guys.

[00:37:19] Gypsies, homosexuals, political enemies.

[00:37:21] People into beyblades.

[00:37:22] See about all the...

[00:37:27] Like if you did a genocide now, all the stupid types of people you'd have to kill also.

[00:37:31] Yeah.

[00:37:32] How fucking easy was it for the Nazis that there was like, obviously Jews are gone.

[00:37:36] Yeah.

[00:37:38] And then, you got left after that as gypsies and handicap people.

[00:37:41] Yeah.

[00:37:42] And then the three or four gay guys that existed back then.

[00:37:45] Yep.

[00:37:46] Yeah.

[00:37:47] They're like, fuck.

[00:37:48] There's people who think they're breakfast sandwiches.

[00:37:50] We've got to kill all of the people that identify as Jimmy Dean's sausages.

[00:37:53] Yeah, they got a whole tumbler.

[00:37:56] The fuhrer's got to like this.

[00:37:59] Everyone who's ever had a tumbler's got to go probably.

[00:38:01] Yeah, probably.

[00:38:02] That's the only reason to get on tumbler.

[00:38:04] To get killed.

[00:38:05] I wonder what the guy who created tumbler thinks about it now.

[00:38:08] You know, tumbler is created by 19 year old.

[00:38:11] Yeah, he did it mostly while he was in high school.

[00:38:14] Damn.

[00:38:15] He must be rich as hell.

[00:38:16] Do you get paid off that?

[00:38:17] Of course.

[00:38:18] He sold it to...

[00:38:19] Who do you sell it to?

[00:38:20] Facebook or something?

[00:38:21] Some shit.

[00:38:22] Something like that.

[00:38:23] Oh, we got to talk about Shkreli.

[00:38:26] Oh yeah.

[00:38:27] Shkreli got...

[00:38:28] Well, me and got locked and dropped the fucking hammer on him.

[00:38:31] Pretty funny.

[00:38:32] Cool take is to say that he's going to jail because he was defrauding rich people, but

[00:38:38] no one cared.

[00:38:39] Not the age or whatever.

[00:38:40] That's not the cool take, it's the correct take.

[00:38:43] And it's also like, I mean, a seven year sentence is fucking ridiculous.

[00:38:47] He was like...

[00:38:48] What was he doing for a hedge fund?

[00:38:50] He was like lying.

[00:38:51] He was deceptive about like how the money was being used and manipulated within the hedge

[00:38:56] fund.

[00:38:57] But the net result is the people that he lied to made more money.

[00:39:00] Whoa.

[00:39:01] It was an enormous return on investment that performed well.

[00:39:04] And when you give your money to any kind of...

[00:39:07] You pay somebody to manage your wealth because you want to outsource the risk essentially.

[00:39:12] It's still a risk.

[00:39:13] You're still having somebody invest in gamble with your fucking money presumably.

[00:39:19] Yeah, sure.

[00:39:20] So, I mean, if he's like...

[00:39:22] I mean, obviously it's against the law, you know?

[00:39:24] And the guilt of your life is considering...

[00:39:25] What did he lie about?

[00:39:26] He didn't tell them what he was investing in.

[00:39:27] You know, he used money from one of his other companies to...

[00:39:34] I guess when there was losses that were incurred to fudge the numbers so it looked like they

[00:39:38] were going to return until the stocks...

[00:39:41] Like stocks he had shorted eventually performed the way he wanted them to.

[00:39:44] So that return could happen.

[00:39:46] So he made the right play but the timing was off or something to that regard.

[00:39:50] But I mean, he didn't lose anybody any money.

[00:39:52] And it's...

[00:39:53] I mean, not to really defend Martin because that's not really the point.

[00:39:56] It's like what you're doing.

[00:39:57] But it's like...

[00:39:58] He looked at the financial collapse and the people that destroyed the fucking economy.

[00:40:03] Nobody went to jail.

[00:40:05] And for people to look at this and be like, yeah, finally, we got one of those guys.

[00:40:08] It's like, he's not one of those guys.

[00:40:10] You don't like him because you don't like his face.

[00:40:12] Yeah, he does have a bad face.

[00:40:14] And he's annoying.

[00:40:15] He's annoying and he's like a fucking alt-right guy.

[00:40:17] And it's like back when the thing happened with him raising the price of that medicine.

[00:40:21] And some people don't really understand the details.

[00:40:23] Which is like, you can be mad at him for what he did, but it's still like pretty common

[00:40:27] practice.

[00:40:28] And beyond that, it's like...

[00:40:29] Oh yeah, big pharmaceutical companies do it all the time.

[00:40:32] But beyond that, it's like, it's not a quote unquote, the AIDS medicine.

[00:40:37] That's not what it was.

[00:40:39] Deriprim still costs $750 a pill.

[00:40:42] That doesn't change.

[00:40:43] Nothing's changed.

[00:40:44] Nobody really gives a shit about that happening.

[00:40:45] It's a convenient guy to point out and say, oh, this guy's representative of all these

[00:40:50] things we fucking hate.

[00:40:51] And it's like, well, no, he's like from an immigrant working class family.

[00:40:55] Yeah, but he's a smart guy.

[00:40:56] He's a fucking...

[00:40:57] Fuck the album.

[00:40:58] Is he from South Brooklyn?

[00:40:59] Yeah.

[00:41:00] Yeah.

[00:41:01] So fuck him.

[00:41:02] He's got a greasy fucked up hair.

[00:41:04] He's got a...

[00:41:05] He's got a little rat face.

[00:41:07] Yeah.

[00:41:08] And he's an Albanian.

[00:41:09] So good.

[00:41:10] I will say that...

[00:41:11] Seven years not enough.

[00:41:12] I hope he gets the life.

[00:41:13] When everyone was telling him to go on comtown, we called his periscope.

[00:41:16] It was that five minutes I talked to him on the phone.

[00:41:18] I really...

[00:41:19] He really got a really terrible impression.

[00:41:22] Yeah.

[00:41:23] Now you know how everyone feels about you.

[00:41:25] Yeah, I know.

[00:41:26] Well, you know, I consider it a wake up call.

[00:41:30] Fuck Martin Scrilly.

[00:41:31] I don't give a fuck.

[00:41:33] Yeah.

[00:41:34] Well, now we get to hear the Wu Tang album, right?

[00:41:36] Or something?

[00:41:37] Yeah, I'm trying to think of it as an analogy of why it bothers me.

[00:41:39] But it's something where it's a guy...

[00:41:41] Because you share the same political beliefs.

[00:41:43] No, it'd be like a mall cop who's not like a real cop.

[00:41:48] It's just a fucking security guard.

[00:41:49] I want to be police officer who had publicly made statements in support of Darren Wilson

[00:41:54] or whatever or George Zimmerman.

[00:41:55] But those are just his fucking opinion.

[00:41:58] Yeah, yeah.

[00:41:59] Went to jail for...

[00:42:01] I don't know, some kind of like...

[00:42:04] Slapping of black man.

[00:42:06] No, not slapping a black man.

[00:42:08] Not even that because it's like, again, what he went to jail for is lying to rich people.

[00:42:14] And I can't really think of it the right...

[00:42:16] I mean, I don't... the reaction to this girl, I think, bothers me.

[00:42:20] And it bothers me on like a visceral level.

[00:42:22] You think because...

[00:42:23] I'm not sure I can articulate exactly what's wrong with it.

[00:42:27] But it highlights this desire that presumably progressive people have to...

[00:42:33] They're just waiting for an excuse to punish people and hurt them.

[00:42:37] And they want to be cops themselves and they're mine.

[00:42:40] I mean, it's like the same...

[00:42:41] Well, you're sending people to prison.

[00:42:43] It's like you're celebrating sending someone to a prison who's just like a fucking doofus

[00:42:46] that you should hate in his free life or whatever.

[00:42:49] Like he shouldn't get seven years.

[00:42:50] Is that what you're saying?

[00:42:51] Yeah, I guess they're a sense of justice.

[00:42:53] It's sort of just like me too when people were like excited every time a new one would drop out.

[00:42:58] What's different though?

[00:42:59] That's like...

[00:43:00] Why is that different?

[00:43:01] Real rapist that we're doing horrific things to the world.

[00:43:03] No, no, I'm just saying...

[00:43:05] I'm sure, yeah, it all falls under the same category.

[00:43:08] It's like I don't have an impulse to be like punitive and like...

[00:43:12] Right.

[00:43:13] I don't have to wait for people.

[00:43:14] I don't have that.

[00:43:15] There's people I don't like and I'll make fun of them.

[00:43:16] But like, you know, I'm not gonna be happy if they go to fucking jail.

[00:43:20] Especially if it's not...

[00:43:21] If it's happening in a context that furthers like systemic problems that we should presumably

[00:43:26] be against.

[00:43:27] Right.

[00:43:28] You know?

[00:43:29] Yeah.

[00:43:30] Like if Richard Spencer was shot by the police with his fucking hands up.

[00:43:32] Yeah, exactly.

[00:43:33] It wouldn't be like great, good.

[00:43:34] Yeah, that's the best analogy is that everyone would be celebrating.

[00:43:38] Of course they would.

[00:43:39] A police kill.

[00:43:40] Yeah, they'd be like, finally, one for our side.

[00:43:42] That's not how it works.

[00:43:45] Yeah.

[00:43:46] That would kind of be a wash if a cop kills Richard Spencer.

[00:43:50] Why?

[00:43:51] Because they're on the same side.

[00:43:52] Cops and Richard Spencer, right?

[00:43:53] Oh, because they're neo-Nazis.

[00:43:55] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:43:57] Take that.

[00:43:58] Yeah, that's good.

[00:43:59] That's me being fucking very woke, bro.

[00:44:00] Yeah.

[00:44:01] Or you know what?

[00:44:02] It would be a good example of a police officer shot Richard Spencer because Richard Spencer

[00:44:06] had a gun and then the police officer was found guilty of murder and the people were

[00:44:09] like, good.

[00:44:10] I mean, they wouldn't.

[00:44:11] You know, they'd be like, oh, if he was black, that wouldn't have happened.

[00:44:13] But if the police officer was found guilty of murder in a case where it's like, no,

[00:44:18] that really was a justified shooting or whatever.

[00:44:20] And they're like, you know, good.

[00:44:21] Maybe the cop will get raped in prison.

[00:44:23] You know?

[00:44:24] It's like, it's convoluted.

[00:44:26] But yeah, something about it bothers me.

[00:44:28] Well, whatever.

[00:44:29] Fuck him.

[00:44:30] He's Albanian.

[00:44:31] That's my take.

[00:44:32] Yeah.

[00:44:33] Your best friend is Albanian.

[00:44:34] Yeah, but I remind him every day he's racially inferior.

[00:44:41] Yeah.

[00:44:42] You're just mad because a guy that's just as cute as you Martin Scrilly went to jail,

[00:44:47] Nick.

[00:44:48] Yeah.

[00:44:49] He looked like Martin Scrilly.

[00:44:50] First of all, I'm the most attractive.

[00:44:51] No, I'm cute.

[00:44:52] I'm the most attractive man on the right.

[00:44:53] Yeah, the right.

[00:44:55] The right's George Clooney.

[00:44:57] Basically.

[00:44:58] The clown prince.

[00:44:59] Yeah.

[00:45:00] The beautiful clown prince.

[00:45:01] The beautiful clown prince.

[00:45:04] The hot Squidward of the alt-right.

[00:45:06] I think my new one now is the Sultan of racism.

[00:45:08] You already get a turban.

[00:45:11] You're dead to the dire straits on.

[00:45:13] Who looks good on the right?

[00:45:15] That's a good question.

[00:45:16] None of them.

[00:45:17] No one.

[00:45:18] I mean Mitt Romney's a sexy man.

[00:45:19] Paul Ryan looks...

[00:45:20] But he's got a weird outcome.

[00:45:21] No, I mean like the racist guys.

[00:45:22] Oh, the very right.

[00:45:23] The racist guy.

[00:45:24] I don't think Mitt Romney's racist.

[00:45:26] I don't know, man.

[00:45:28] No.

[00:45:29] Yeah, I really don't think he's racist.

[00:45:30] Yeah.

[00:45:31] He's just a rich white guy.

[00:45:32] Yeah, yeah.

[00:45:33] But he's pretty...

[00:45:34] I don't know.

[00:45:35] He's still like...

[00:45:36] He tied that dog to the...

[00:45:37] He's like, he's not racist, but he also probably thinks that all black people listen

[00:45:41] to the blues.

[00:45:42] Yeah, for sure.

[00:45:43] For sure.

[00:45:44] I mean, he's racist, right?

[00:45:46] Like aren't rich white Mormons racist?

[00:45:48] You're all racist.

[00:45:49] Well, they're a church.

[00:45:50] As far as everyone is racist, there's no way he's not racist.

[00:45:52] Their church didn't accept black people until the 70s.

[00:45:56] Unless you were wearing like special spandex.

[00:45:58] Unless you could...

[00:45:59] You weren't allowed to talk to black BYU.

[00:46:01] And then they kicked out a black guy for fucking.

[00:46:03] Yeah, I know.

[00:46:04] Bullshit.

[00:46:05] That is bullshit.

[00:46:06] You can't help him.

[00:46:08] You can't help himself.

[00:46:10] I remember doing the Mitt Romney election when everyone was roasting him for being a freak.

[00:46:15] They came out that him and his wife, every night before they go to bed at 845 at night,

[00:46:22] his five kids would wait at the bottom of the stairs and all wish their parents off to

[00:46:26] bed.

[00:46:27] Like the fucking sound trap music or something.

[00:46:30] Yeah, it's just like, God damn, that's a fucking freak family.

[00:46:35] How about instead of the Vontrap family, it's the Vondot family.

[00:46:38] Oh, that's sick.

[00:46:40] Oh, that's sick.

[00:46:42] Cool.

[00:46:43] Oh my god.

[00:46:44] Dude, where's my car?

[00:46:47] Where is my car?

[00:46:48] I want to get sucked off by your own old daughter's hat.

[00:46:53] Just get like bronzer all over your nuts from like a...

[00:46:56] Yeah, I remember that look, dude.

[00:46:58] Like...

[00:46:59] Yeah, you wore it.

[00:47:00] That was your look.

[00:47:01] Yeah.

[00:47:02] Who was it, Milo?

[00:47:03] You looked like Nicole Richie.

[00:47:04] Hot girls and high as a simple life, starting out in a freak.

[00:47:06] Hell yeah.

[00:47:07] That was a good show.

[00:47:08] This is a simple life.

[00:47:10] I did beat off to that and Paris Hilton in general.

[00:47:14] To this sex tape?

[00:47:15] Like just the idea of Paris Hilton.

[00:47:17] No, the sex tape, pictures of it, you can see her titties and stuff.

[00:47:22] I thought she was hot, I guess.

[00:47:24] Yeah, I think I was more wrapped up in society.

[00:47:26] Society dictated what I was beating off to in that moment.

[00:47:29] This still does.

[00:47:30] Sure.

[00:47:31] You think so?

[00:47:32] Nah, man.

[00:47:33] I'm in the beat off matrix.

[00:47:34] I remember when I was like 22 having like this, like...

[00:47:35] It just like fucked with me.

[00:47:37] I remember being in Austin and girls started wearing like those like 90s like wire frame

[00:47:43] round glasses and the mom pants, when the mom pants first started.

[00:47:46] Yeah, yeah.

[00:47:47] And all that shit.

[00:47:48] And it was like it should have looked bad, but instantly I'm like, I guess I'm attracted.

[00:47:53] Yeah, yeah.

[00:47:54] Because that's just what my girls are doing.

[00:47:55] Yeah, I don't have a choice as to what I like.

[00:47:58] Like when jogger pants for like the first week, it was like wire women wearing sweat

[00:48:02] pants and thinking it's sexy.

[00:48:05] Nah, I'm before that though.

[00:48:06] Now it's like super sexy.

[00:48:07] No, I mean, I also think if you just get used to...

[00:48:10] Hold on though, because all it is is hot women doing anything is sexy.

[00:48:14] Right.

[00:48:15] And if they're doing something stupid, it's almost hotter.

[00:48:17] Because like they're dressing like moms, but then it's like, oh, they take their pants

[00:48:19] up and they're just like sexy as shit.

[00:48:21] Yeah.

[00:48:22] I'm in.

[00:48:23] I like the little misdirect.

[00:48:24] Mm-hmm.

[00:48:25] You know what I'm saying?

[00:48:26] Little plexiglass vagina window.

[00:48:28] Mm-hmm.

[00:48:29] That's right.

[00:48:30] Show off the vagina.

[00:48:31] Yeah.

[00:48:32] Show off that pussy.

[00:48:33] Yeah.

[00:48:34] I mean, fashion was like controlled.

[00:48:37] That's like the one industry that is gay men and not straight guys.

[00:48:41] Right.

[00:48:42] I guess.

[00:48:43] But it would be funny if it was just dominated.

[00:48:45] Like every fashion show was just a woman completely.

[00:48:47] That was the right way.

[00:48:49] With a shoestring shoved up her fucking nose.

[00:48:53] That's it.

[00:48:54] That sounds pretty good.

[00:48:56] Yeah, this is fun.

[00:48:57] This is called Suck My Dick.

[00:49:00] That's good.

[00:49:02] Sure.

[00:49:03] We talk about this Instagram live video.

[00:49:07] Yeah.

[00:49:08] So you seem to know about this.

[00:49:09] Hit us with the D-space.

[00:49:10] It's real hot about this news story.

[00:49:12] I read it today.

[00:49:13] I guess these girls, they thought no one was watching their Instagram live video and they

[00:49:16] said the N word.

[00:49:17] Uh-oh.

[00:49:18] Mistake number one.

[00:49:19] Keep that shit on the podcast.

[00:49:21] That's right.

[00:49:23] Something about video makes it way worse.

[00:49:25] It's just audio.

[00:49:27] Yeah.

[00:49:28] Yeah.

[00:49:29] And then I guess Twitter went fucking nuts and they got the girls like suspended from

[00:49:33] school and like.

[00:49:34] Damn.

[00:49:35] Imagine if you like 10 years ago you could have gotten suspended from school.

[00:49:38] Oh boy.

[00:49:39] And had your scholarship revoked because you said the N word with your friend.

[00:49:42] Brother, if you, if they had access to me in Elders' G chats from when we were like 17.

[00:49:48] Oh dude.

[00:49:49] Just not just the race of shit.

[00:49:50] I can feel the library of Congress with, with all the fucked up shit I've said in private

[00:49:54] communicators.

[00:49:55] Oh my God.

[00:49:56] Yeah.

[00:49:57] Yeah.

[00:49:58] Well, they were doing an Instagram line.

[00:49:59] Because that's the thing, man.

[00:50:00] It's like people say like there's never a reason to use the N word.

[00:50:01] And it's like white people that agree with the black people saying that online.

[00:50:05] But even the black people know it's like what you really mean is you should never use the

[00:50:08] N word in public.

[00:50:09] Right.

[00:50:10] You're out of your fucking mind if you think that they're the same way you shouldn't jack

[00:50:13] off in public.

[00:50:14] People need to come.

[00:50:16] Yeah.

[00:50:17] If you don't come, you get angry, you get agitated if you don't come in enough days.

[00:50:22] It's the same way the N word.

[00:50:24] Every morning I start my day.

[00:50:25] I just scream as loud as I can.

[00:50:26] The N word into my pillow.

[00:50:27] Right.

[00:50:28] Well, I mean, it's inherently funny.

[00:50:30] I mean, you can't say.

[00:50:31] I know.

[00:50:32] Obviously.

[00:50:33] But I do think, but to be fair, I think there's plenty of people that don't say the N word

[00:50:36] even privately.

[00:50:37] I don't buy it.

[00:50:39] I think so.

[00:50:40] We are very.

[00:50:41] Let's put it this way.

[00:50:42] Yeah.

[00:50:43] You know what?

[00:50:44] I think you're right.

[00:50:45] I think anybody that's like a woke shithead probably used to say it a lot.

[00:50:48] Used to is different than the other side.

[00:50:49] But I also think there's just like nice people that just don't say fucked up shit.

[00:50:52] Dude, that's true.

[00:50:53] Like if you don't say cunt, you know, how do you sing a song if you can't say the N word?

[00:50:57] That's good.

[00:50:58] You should do that as a bit.

[00:50:59] You should.

[00:51:00] That's a really.

[00:51:01] Like maybe you're in your car and your black friend is sitting next to you.

[00:51:05] That is a good joke.

[00:51:07] And it's like what are you saying?

[00:51:09] What would you do?

[00:51:10] It's just a fact.

[00:51:12] And then maybe as like a derailment thing at the end of the joke, you could be like,

[00:51:14] yeah, we were listening to the Beatles.

[00:51:17] Yeah.

[00:51:18] Yeah.

[00:51:19] That's good.

[00:51:20] Can I use that?

[00:51:21] Yeah.

[00:51:22] We were actually listening to in the mood.

[00:51:24] Just listening to Ode to Joy.

[00:51:30] Oh man.

[00:51:31] Just singing into that tune.

[00:51:32] The N word to it.

[00:51:33] To joy.

[00:51:34] Wow.

[00:51:35] Yeah.

[00:51:36] I was thinking it was into a song that has no lyrics whatsoever.

[00:51:41] They're actually listening to NP also.

[00:51:44] Yeah, fuck.

[00:51:45] Terry Gross.

[00:51:46] Yeah.

[00:51:47] Listen apart, the sing along part, we have to say the N word.

[00:51:51] She was interviewing Don Cheadle, so it came up a bunch.

[00:51:55] Yeah.

[00:51:56] When he was being disrespectful, she had to kind of put him in his place.

[00:52:00] You know, Terry Gross is a nickname?

[00:52:02] No, it's not.

[00:52:04] For what why?

[00:52:05] Her last name isn't really gross.

[00:52:06] What is it?

[00:52:07] It's because...

[00:52:08] I don't know what it is, but...

[00:52:12] It's like Johnny Rotten.

[00:52:15] Is that what you're getting to?

[00:52:17] Oh, she's sort of like...

[00:52:18] Yeah, it's like a punk.

[00:52:19] Yeah, yeah.

[00:52:20] That could have been funny if you didn't completely fuck up that note.

[00:52:23] I was trying to figure out where it was going.

[00:52:26] Yeah.

[00:52:27] I didn't feel like you had it, but that's good.

[00:52:29] Yeah, thanks.

[00:52:30] Johnny Rotten, Terry Gross.

[00:52:31] Richard Puke.

[00:52:32] Yeah.

[00:52:33] Stavros Penis.

[00:52:34] Mm-hmm.

[00:52:35] She started punk rock band.

[00:52:36] I'll be...

[00:52:37] Dibs on Stavros Penis.

[00:52:38] It was very funny when Nick and I went to guitar, said it.

[00:52:39] I'm already two-floods, but I'm a leather jacket dude.

[00:52:40] I'm Stavros Penis.

[00:52:41] Dude.

[00:52:42] I'm not a punk rock band.

[00:52:43] I'll be...

[00:52:44] Dibs on Stavros Penis.

[00:52:45] It was very funny when Nick and I went to guitar, said it.

[00:52:46] I'm a floods, but I'm a leather jacket dude.

[00:52:51] I'm Stavros Penis.

[00:52:52] We went to guitar center to buy gear.

[00:52:55] I guess Nick got a video keyboard.

[00:52:57] I got an electric guitar.

[00:52:59] Yeah, you still have a guitar?

[00:53:01] Yes.

[00:53:02] hilarious.

[00:53:03] But...

[00:53:04] Hey, what do you mean you still have that guitar?

[00:53:06] I thought he was gonna return it.

[00:53:08] I thought I was thinking about returning it, but you know...

[00:53:10] Dude, you make money now.

[00:53:11] Just spend it.

[00:53:12] Yeah, no.

[00:53:13] That's cool.

[00:53:14] You're about to get a lot more.

[00:53:15] I'm 30 buying my first electric guitar.

[00:53:18] Why?

[00:53:19] I don't know.

[00:53:20] You're supposed to get that when you're like 15.

[00:53:22] Well, we walked in.

[00:53:24] We were like, you know, we're literally so bored.

[00:53:28] We're starting a band right now.

[00:53:30] Dude, what are you?

[00:53:31] Like punk names.

[00:53:33] I don't know.

[00:53:35] Nick.

[00:53:36] Nick.

[00:53:37] Nick Chink.

[00:53:38] Yeah.

[00:53:39] Because they're supposed to be offensive words, right?

[00:53:42] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:53:43] Okay, Adam, you're doing it.

[00:53:45] Yeah, his are a lot to load, dude.

[00:53:47] Stop roast penis.

[00:53:48] Nick Chink.

[00:53:51] And Adam.

[00:53:52] Adam, Adam, AIDS.

[00:53:53] Okay, that's good.

[00:53:54] Hey, Adam, AIDS.

[00:53:55] We got it, dude.

[00:53:56] Uh, punk.

[00:53:57] Mm-hmm.

[00:53:58] Nice.

[00:53:59] Yeah, thanks.

[00:54:00] Nick farted off, Mike.

[00:54:01] I did.

[00:54:02] I'm not gonna disrespect a gear by...

[00:54:10] Yeah, dude, I'm a full of chili.

[00:54:12] That chili aged perfectly, by the way.

[00:54:15] Oh, nice.

[00:54:16] Two-day old chili is good.

[00:54:17] Congratulations, now friends.

[00:54:18] That's fucking good now, boy.

[00:54:20] I thought it's been much more than two weeks.

[00:54:22] Oh, it's been two days.

[00:54:23] It's been years.

[00:54:24] I've been aging.

[00:54:26] One of those stupid subscription man companies on Instagram, whether you can pay $30 a month

[00:54:33] to be an earnest hemmingway or whatever.

[00:54:36] Oh, yeah, like those boxed things.

[00:54:39] They have little barrels so you can age shit.

[00:54:43] Oh, fucking...

[00:54:44] You're getting like, get your fucking joint walker and then pour whiskey into a tiny

[00:54:50] little barrel.

[00:54:52] It's like...

[00:54:53] So that in a year you could drink like one nice glass of whiskey.

[00:54:55] It's whiskey that someone else made, right?

[00:54:57] Don't look...

[00:54:58] To the three women that listened to the show, don't fuck those guys.

[00:55:01] Yeah, totally please.

[00:55:02] Don't fuck those guys.

[00:55:04] Don't allow them to fuck.

[00:55:05] And man, where's like, suspenders, you know?

[00:55:08] Mm-hmm.

[00:55:09] Man, this is like going out looking like a groomsman.

[00:55:11] Don't fuck with a guy.

[00:55:12] Yes, ever.

[00:55:13] No?

[00:55:14] I do, they do those guys have sex.

[00:55:16] They do, unfortunately.

[00:55:17] They do.

[00:55:18] Well, we're being sexist because there's also dumb bitches, but just dumb bitch versions

[00:55:22] of those dudes.

[00:55:23] Yeah.

[00:55:24] You know what I mean?

[00:55:25] Yeah.

[00:55:26] Those bitches that love the Lumineers out there.

[00:55:27] Yeah, like, kind of, yeah, it's like, it's sort of a very like 2008 hipster.

[00:55:30] It's not even too short.

[00:55:31] Like a, yeah, kind of like a Willy Wonka kind of vibe.

[00:55:34] Well, it is, yeah, it occupies that's what it's called.

[00:55:37] Because I guess we're here in Brooklyn.

[00:55:38] We're at the Vanguard.

[00:55:39] Oh, we're at the bleeding edge.

[00:55:41] Yeah.

[00:55:42] I mean, I literally look like a mentally retarded boy being brought to Budpud Golf and stop

[00:55:49] his missing a tooth.

[00:55:51] I mean, you get more high fashion than you.

[00:55:54] Yes.

[00:55:55] This is good.

[00:55:56] I'm in sweatpants.

[00:55:57] But yeah, it's like, I think about like, you know, like, you know, people who live in

[00:56:00] like fucking Virginia or whatever, they're just now getting into beard oil and, oh, no,

[00:56:05] you're right.

[00:56:06] You're right.

[00:56:07] You know, they, they dress like hipsters here from like five, six years ago.

[00:56:10] Yeah.

[00:56:11] I mean, he used to have a joke about like the hipster in every town means a different

[00:56:15] thing.

[00:56:16] Like, like they're like, he's in Cincinnati.

[00:56:18] Like, oh yeah, my, my boy Dave's a total hipster.

[00:56:21] He's like, why?

[00:56:22] He's like, he wears like sneakers.

[00:56:24] Yeah.

[00:56:25] We should move to Cincinnati.

[00:56:29] Be the coolest guys there, dude.

[00:56:31] Dude, they have.

[00:56:32] They eat chili on.

[00:56:33] Adam, he's a Nick Chink.

[00:56:35] Yeah, chili Mac.

[00:56:36] You do that here with macaroni.

[00:56:38] Is that a sense, what's this, that's like a Cincinnati thing though, right?

[00:56:42] The chilis.

[00:56:43] Skyline chili.

[00:56:44] Skyline chili.

[00:56:45] Mm hmm.

[00:56:46] It looks like dog shit.

[00:56:47] Yeah.

[00:56:48] Well, all chili kind of looks like dog shit.

[00:56:49] Yeah, but with under spaghetti, no thanks or over spaghetti.

[00:56:52] I suppose.

[00:56:53] Scaredy.

[00:56:54] Why did children call it that?

[00:56:56] Because they're dumb as shit.

[00:56:57] I was wondering about that shit.

[00:56:58] Like how kids don't remember the like, oh, oh, yeah, like every fucking show.

[00:57:04] Yeah, everybody did that shit.

[00:57:06] Ooh.

[00:57:09] Ooh.

[00:57:10] The driving thing?

[00:57:12] Not the driving thing.

[00:57:13] Somebody was in trouble.

[00:57:14] Oh, yeah.

[00:57:15] Yeah.

[00:57:16] It's collating like, you know, like crescendo.

[00:57:19] Cuminatured.

[00:57:20] It's like baboons.

[00:57:21] Yeah, it is like baboons.

[00:57:22] Yeah, you know.

[00:57:24] Ooh.

[00:57:25] Nobody did that though.

[00:57:26] Nobody's making monkey noises.

[00:57:28] I think some, I mean, but that's we evolved to all.

[00:57:33] I don't know.

[00:57:34] I didn't come from no monkey.

[00:57:35] Where the fuck does that come from?

[00:57:36] The children all just know how to say the same shit.

[00:57:39] Where's the hot lava game come from?

[00:57:41] I think it is natural to go.

[00:57:43] It's not universal.

[00:57:44] Every kid plays hot lava.

[00:57:45] I did not do that shit until- You didn't play floor as hot lava?

[00:57:48] Not until a couple years ago.

[00:57:49] Yeah, like until you're in like six months ago, I started doing it.

[00:57:53] Yeah.

[00:57:54] It's pretty cool.

[00:57:55] I got into it, not stepping on cracks.

[00:57:56] I literally didn't, I didn't find out about that shit until like college no joke.

[00:57:59] Floor is hot lava?

[00:58:00] Yeah.

[00:58:01] You didn't have that in Greek town?

[00:58:02] Not really.

[00:58:03] I don't think so.

[00:58:04] What games did you guys play?

[00:58:05] Smash the Jew.

[00:58:06] Yeah.

[00:58:07] A sniff out the Albanian.

[00:58:10] Yeah, yeah.

[00:58:11] Suck off a little boy.

[00:58:13] You were the little boy as a kid.

[00:58:16] Did you do anything with like- Where the fuck am I?

[00:58:19] The game smeared the queer ones.

[00:58:21] It was like- Was that where you wiped the feces on a gay old man as a child?

[00:58:28] The older and weaker the better and then you shitting his face.

[00:58:32] When I worked in a mall when I was fifteen, there was like an old trans guy that would

[00:58:35] walk through the mall in the mornings that had like a little like a sun hat with a date.

[00:58:39] Hell yeah.

[00:58:40] So look at that guy.

[00:58:41] That's an early adopter.

[00:58:42] Trainers in like a dress, like a sun dress.

[00:58:44] Just fucking- He looked like Clint Eastwood and Grand Torino.

[00:58:48] Well, she- Where she looked like- What do you spooks up to?

[00:58:52] I'm sorry, man.

[00:58:54] Damn.

[00:58:56] Being an early trans person, saluted to them.

[00:59:00] Grandma Torino?

[00:59:01] They really took the- Grandma Torino.

[00:59:02] They took the knocks.

[00:59:03] It's a movie about like an old declare for mash.

[00:59:07] Okay.

[00:59:08] It's finally got home in Korea.

[00:59:11] Just kept dressing like a woman.

[00:59:12] Yeah.

[00:59:13] It's a- It was Altman's son wrote that song.

[00:59:22] The- The suicide is pain- Suicide is painless, yeah.

[00:59:26] Did he?

[00:59:27] Damn.

[00:59:28] I think so.

[00:59:29] It's very funny.

[00:59:30] Fifteen year old boy.

[00:59:31] You didn't fuck him if you were in France.

[00:59:32] That's nice, dude.

[00:59:33] It's pretty hot.

[00:59:34] I don't know.

[00:59:35] Well, I know.

[00:59:36] Good song writer.

[00:59:37] I don't know if I want to fuck him.

[00:59:38] He's not hot.

[00:59:39] Uh, Robert Altman's son?

[00:59:41] Mm-hmm.

[00:59:42] He's old now, but at the time- It's probably not Altman, yeah.

[00:59:43] Did anyone see the new J-Pronkey?

[00:59:45] I know.

[00:59:46] I was going to movie pass it with Jonah the other day and then we did go.

[00:59:48] It feels like they just take a bad idea and they're like, I don't know.

[00:59:51] Just put the rock in it.

[00:59:52] It's the rock in Jack Black.

[00:59:53] Yeah.

[00:59:54] And, um, and Kevin Hart and awesome Hot Lady.

[00:59:57] Come on, that's a fucking huge cast.

[01:00:00] That's a block, but like Kevin Hart and The Rock are probably the two biggest movie

[01:00:03] stars right now.

[01:00:04] No.

[01:00:05] I want to watch Girls' Shit.

[01:00:06] Leashes' Silverstone.

[01:00:07] That's right.

[01:00:08] Rock Hellworks.

[01:00:09] Chris' Slater.

[01:00:10] Yeah.

[01:00:11] The Trio.

[01:00:12] Rock.

[01:00:13] Rock.

[01:00:14] Matt Dillon.

[01:00:15] Yeah.

[01:00:16] The biggest movie stars right now.

[01:00:20] Oh shit, probably.

[01:00:21] Yeah.

[01:00:22] I'm going to carry Elvis.

[01:00:23] Yup.

[01:00:24] I'm going to carry Elvis.

[01:00:26] Um, um, uh, Sally Kellerman.

[01:00:30] Sally Fields.

[01:00:31] Yeah.

[01:00:32] Um, um, fuck.

[01:00:33] Who else?

[01:00:34] Yeah.

[01:00:35] Tom Scarrit.

[01:00:36] Oh, definitely the Scareman.

[01:00:37] The Scarecrow.

[01:00:38] Dennis Farina.

[01:00:39] Get that mustache jumping.

[01:00:40] How'd you like to get your pussine by that mustache?

[01:00:41] Yeah, Dennis Farina.

[01:00:42] All right, Peef, he is.

[01:00:43] Probably.

[01:00:44] Do you guys ever eat, isn't, isn't, like, some kind of, uh, oatmeal type thing called

[01:00:53] Farina?

[01:00:54] Yes.

[01:00:55] Do you guys ever eat it?

[01:00:56] No.

[01:00:57] It's pretty good.

[01:00:58] No, is it?

[01:00:59] Well, that would be the end of the episode.

[01:01:00] Um, uh, funny moms.

[01:01:01] We have funny moms.

[01:01:02] Funny moms.

[01:01:03] Tomorrow night, uh, the March 12th.

[01:01:05] I come on everybody at nine.

[01:01:08] We've got a good lineup.

[01:01:09] Good lineup.

[01:01:10] Probably.

[01:01:11] Shalae with Sharp.

[01:01:12] Christa Stefano.

[01:01:13] Christa Stefano.

[01:01:14] And V-Hanes.

[01:01:15] We might add another person.

[01:01:16] Andrew Hanes, our old pal friend of the show.

[01:01:17] Um, yeah.

[01:01:18] So Boston, uh, March 22nd, is sold out and a lot of people keep messaging me asking if

[01:01:22] they can, I can get them into the show.

[01:01:24] I don't think so.

[01:01:25] I don't know.

[01:01:26] I think it's a better show.

[01:01:27] I might, uh, look, if I can't add another show, I'll just book another show in Boston.

[01:01:30] Like in a month or two.

[01:01:31] So I can come back and then, you know, like, it's whatever.

[01:01:35] I mean, I'm trying to work out a new hour.

[01:01:37] This first show is probably going to be fucking terrible.

[01:01:39] I mean, I'm being upfront.

[01:01:40] Are you doing it now?

[01:01:42] A lot of people think I'm doing a bit by saying that, but like, no, yeah.

[01:01:45] You're going to get 15 minutes in new material and then me going into my feature act from

[01:01:49] eight years ago.

[01:01:50] So it was a good act.

[01:01:52] Yeah, but it doesn't make any sense.

[01:01:54] I mean, I have like, there's people who know me now have been listening to me talk.

[01:01:57] Like, why is he talking about called stamps?

[01:02:00] Yeah.

[01:02:01] Yeah.

[01:02:02] Yeah.

[01:02:03] Yeah.

[01:02:04] That's the call center, but it's good.

[01:02:05] It's very funny.

[01:02:06] I think that's the first bit I ever heard you do.

[01:02:07] What, the call center?

[01:02:08] The call center one.

[01:02:09] Yeah.

[01:02:10] The old people trying to use the computer.

[01:02:11] Yeah.

[01:02:12] Yeah.

[01:02:13] Yeah.

[01:02:14] Yeah.

[01:02:15] Yeah.

[01:02:16] I am in Philadelphia on three seventeen this weekend.

[01:02:17] The first stop doing that.

[01:02:18] What the fuck are you doing?

[01:02:19] Stop having a good time, dude.

[01:02:20] Stop.

[01:02:21] God damn.

[01:02:22] Three seven.

[01:02:23] I'm there this weekend this Saturday.

[01:02:24] The first show was already sold out.

[01:02:25] It is almost sold out and we've added an eleven thirty show.

[01:02:29] So please buy your tickets to that late show.

[01:02:30] Maybe I'll do the late show toothless, you know?

[01:02:33] Oh, so get tickets to two shows.

[01:02:35] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:02:36] Two, two shows.

[01:02:37] It's toothless Tuesdays every Sunday at the live night club.

[01:02:41] Are you ready for the most ethnic ass comedy show you've ever seen?

[01:02:45] So yes, twelve dollars to get in, thirteen dollars to exit nine comedians.

[01:02:49] One of them has a gun.

[01:02:53] So yes, please come tomorrow into our shows in Boston, Philly.

[01:02:56] Good night, everybody.

[01:02:57] Good night.