Cum Town | Premium | 03/26/2018
[00:00:00] You have funds or no, we're gonna go we're gonna go commando on this one. I'm gonna go raw dog on this one
[00:00:06] And see what happens. I'm excited guys your eyes cliche my swan shot
[00:00:17] What you're gonna have a I missing Adam you that gay ass parrot. Yeah, you get to sit on my fucking shoulder
[00:00:24] Yeah, yeah squawkin yeah, I'm gonna get a little
[00:00:31] A little strap on and I'm gonna strap it over my shoulder like a bayonet
[00:00:36] Bullet a bandolier. Yes, and then you're gonna just mount on to it beautiful
[00:00:40] Yeah, and that the dildo will go up your ass and hold you in place. Yeah, and we'll get a nice fake beak for
[00:00:48] I got a beef we're gonna we're gonna paper mache a bunch of jolly rancher rappers do your fucking nose
[00:00:57] And be like where's the cheapest cereal
[00:01:01] That's your that's your your catchphrase
[00:01:08] Cheekin moist yeah, you can't you can't slow mo to sense yeah
[00:01:17] Yeah, Nick is might be losing an eye conjunctivitis is I don't know I mean I can self-diagnose myself whatever
[00:01:24] But I think it's a do you think it has anything to do with when you were asleep
[00:01:27] We me and Adam took turns beating off into your eye no because cum is
[00:01:31] Actually made out of the same shit that's inside your eyeballs
[00:01:36] It's stored in the eyes, so why don't we just cure blindness that way I think you know what it what might have been is I made
[00:01:48] Some Georgian food and one of their one of their elders looked at me in the eye
[00:01:52] And I said what the fuck are you looking at cunt and then she
[00:01:56] She likes cool. I'm a blue a powder in my face thinner thinner. Yeah that sounds like you've been talking to my grandmother
[00:02:03] Who believes in that kind of yeah your grandmother who's not Greek no she's great. She's massed. Oh, how about this your slam mother?
[00:02:09] You know I'm talking about yeah, she fucks oh she fucks
[00:02:13] She would have fucked in her day. She just she just grew up in a time where women only had to fuck one man
[00:02:18] They still fucked she didn't fuck that much you'd like to tell
[00:02:21] No, but she was a cutie. They used to call her Snow White because her skin was a white pale
[00:02:26] And she also and they also used to call her Chinese
[00:02:29] She also because she had high cheek bone. She fucked up seven midgets also
[00:02:33] Yeah, we're seven village mid at midgets that each had their own type of moods. I don't respond with their name
[00:02:39] What was cuz it was the dumb one? I just probably rapey now. It was like sleepy snoozy grumpy
[00:02:45] Dopey dumb was a hard one. But then there was one that was just like Eric
[00:02:50] Was there was a prince Prince Eric is the prince. That's a little mermaid. Is it yeah?
[00:02:56] No one of the dwarves is just like they ran out of things really rusting yeah
[00:03:01] I don't even that guy's just a loser that everyone dunks on yeah
[00:03:04] He thinks he's scared of Russia or something. I don't know he's scared of Russia
[00:03:09] Yeah, he thinks birdie works for Russia. Well, he's right. Are you doing some are you doing some hell bent pod?
[00:03:17] Garland yeah, he does a lot of tweets or something whatever man. How about this Elon?
[00:03:23] Fucks, but it's it's Elon. No, no. We already I already said Elon bust on the show. Oh, okay
[00:03:28] That's better. You're right. Yeah, that was my Instagram display name for while was Elon bust. Oh, that's good
[00:03:34] Yeah, that's good about Elon tusk like the the Fleetwood Mac record. Yeah, like the fleet would I would follow up to rumors
[00:03:41] Yeah, I thought I thought it was like like that one horror movie
[00:03:44] Yeah, it'd be great if the like all the songs on that's a cool movie
[00:03:50] People say and I'm gay, but it's not true
[00:03:57] There's a lot of stuff people say but you can't believe it
[00:04:01] He does that was another guy with the mustache in the same shirt that I have no it's a girl with a guy's name
[00:04:07] It's Lindsey Buckingham and been Stevie next and Stevie next day
[00:04:12] Someone has Lindsey Buckingham's a good-ass name. Yeah, it is pretty cool now
[00:04:16] You know I forgot and then I remembered I relearned the other day is that Richard Giers middle name is Tiffany fuck. Yeah
[00:04:24] No, it's not it is that rules legitimately Tiffany here sounds like a hot big out of me
[00:04:30] Okay, they cast a fucking drain his eyeball
[00:04:35] It looks like he's crying. I love how like it seems like sort of like the angel of death is following us
[00:04:41] It's true. So we're like we're this is final destination
[00:04:44] Yeah, we keep dodging like I could I dodged cancer
[00:04:48] Nick has fucking eye goop. Yeah, I'm toothless. Jesus. No, this is just this is what turning 30 is dude
[00:04:55] You know body just this is yeah, yeah, you know
[00:04:58] I mean everybody deals with this kind of stuff you start losing body parts sure
[00:05:04] Turning 30 not not having health insurance despite making a lot of money
[00:05:09] Yeah, because you can't get it together with the website
[00:05:12] The shit is pretty expensive though. It is if you make money. It's expensive and it's not worth it
[00:05:18] Yeah, like this is this to go even if I had to go to the doctor today
[00:05:22] Yeah, and they say we're gonna have to cut your fucking eyeball out. Yes. Give you a prosthetic which will be an eight ball
[00:05:31] Repop an April right maybe a nine ball. No, no magic. Yeah
[00:05:37] Science put to no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll ask you a question. You'll shake your head
[00:05:42] I was a little April and then triangle that says no means yet
[00:05:53] Did you turn your disability into a rape joke?
[00:06:06] I'm gonna get fucking and getting like I am I tarted
[00:06:15] Move out the special Olympics I started
[00:06:19] It's about a blind figure skater. Yeah, well about a retarded figure. Yeah
[00:06:24] Just stuck in the little pen area. Yeah
[00:06:28] People didn't like me because I had down syndrome. I wasn't like the other girls who weren't retarded
[00:06:37] She's crying and she's like she's going up to the judges booth and she's like the velcro just won't stay
[00:06:57] Yeah, I target I started it's pretty good. Mm-hmm. The mom would still be just as abusive probably
[00:07:02] Yeah, even more so yeah, you never supported me. I made sure you didn't choke to death on extension course
[00:07:12] To make sure you weren't able to chew off all the lambshades
[00:07:19] What if there has ever been a savant like
[00:07:23] Like retarded athlete that's just like really fucking good. I mean most athletes
[00:07:29] Yeah, yeah, there are and this is interesting because I looked into it because there are videos to guys with down syndrome
[00:07:35] Competing and powerlifting there's a guy with down syndrome that competes in like places every time. Hell yeah
[00:07:41] But like down there's no such thing as retard strength, but yes down syndrome guys
[00:07:45] They they're their limbs have the same the same like muscular capabilities as anybody else does
[00:07:51] Yes, but their cores are really fucking weak
[00:07:53] Oh, but I guess if you put a belt on like a weightlifting belt on them that can like mostly negate their inability
[00:07:58] I'm like real core strength interesting. Did you look into whether retard strength is real because you were thinking about merging with one?
[00:08:05] Like take it to the next level what where I just leave one of their stomachs like
[00:08:23] He's in the little tr what's the training area called an X-Men that's kind of a holiday
[00:08:28] Yeah, he's a danger and they just turns it into the Delta be said every room is a danger room
[00:08:42] Short of Tommy Lee's big bird room you guys know about that one what it's Tommy Lee rocker. Yeah
[00:08:48] You guys dick dressed up like big bird. No. No, he's got a room. That's all big bird like the wall
[00:08:52] Big bird feathers and shit. I don't remember that from his ribs. I just remember him driving that boat with his dick
[00:08:58] Yeah, yeah, talking the boat horn. That was a formative
[00:09:01] Memory of mine was seeing him do that it took that my dick should be that big. Oh, yeah
[00:09:07] See I didn't I had already watched a lot of porn before I found the Tommy Lee
[00:09:14] Pornography what I watched a lot as a kid was the Tommy Bahama sex video. Yeah
[00:09:18] Oh, yeah, just a guy in a fucking yeah, it's a guy just a downing vial after vial of Viagra
[00:09:27] It's not working so then he's just fucking like just blasting Jimmy Buffett
[00:09:32] Like hovering over his like just hot skin leathery wife. That's like come on baby
[00:09:44] It's in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. You don't understand the pressure. How was enough? No, you weren't you got a deferment. That's right
[00:09:54] So what I've been doing for the last 40 years
[00:09:58] That guy's got to get the little pump on your balls
[00:10:00] Pump on your oh, yeah, the rebuck pump. Yeah, I'm gonna transition to that when I'm like, yeah, it sounds like
[00:10:06] Yeah, I'm gonna get to maybe even sooner. Yeah, yeah, you get the pump in your tooth. Oh a cock pump in my tooth
[00:10:13] Yeah, oh no, you know what you need is like a little like like one of those pull chains. You'd be like
[00:10:25] There's a speaker installed in your head
[00:10:29] Motel six guy going we'll leave the light on for you
[00:10:36] Yeah, yeah, yeah to a clapper system, but then like you go to a concert
[00:10:45] Knocking the guys head in front of me. I'm sorry
[00:10:52] Probably gonna get to the point where in like 10 years you can be like hey, sir. You get my dick hard
[00:11:13] Bro some guy I my friends had his grandfather was an Eagles fan and he died when they won the Super Bowl
[00:11:20] He held on to that day. Yeah, literally that day like on Broad Street. No like in his fucking home. Yeah
[00:11:25] He ate shit, but what's gonna happen once they make a lecture is his final word
[00:11:45] But that's that's how I'm gonna die as soon as you can make your dick hard with theory
[00:11:49] Yeah, once that happens I do it one time I'm like shouting the and we're dying out in the woods back where from
[00:12:02] The woods of the New York City Hospital you were born
[00:12:07] Was born in motherfucking Baltimore County, baby gbm c I was born Santa Monica. I kind of wish I was at home birth
[00:12:14] Yeah, yeah, you wish you were a little bathtub coming out swimming. Yeah
[00:12:17] It's always you that it runs take pictures of your mom's pussy
[00:12:22] I remember you know how I was it kicks my mom told me when I was a kid
[00:12:26] She was like you can have a baby in the water and because of like, you know babies dress blood breathe
[00:12:31] Amniotic fluid if you have the baby in the water the baby will be able to breathe water
[00:12:36] Well like a fish like a fish until you take it out of the water and so like I'm like why didn't you do that?
[00:12:41] I could have been the guy from water. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wanted to be amphibious. I
[00:12:47] Was mad that my mom didn't shoot me out of the bathroom. Yeah, right. You just don't come a little tadpole mix
[00:12:53] You beat off with a little fucking Nick think about how awesome that would be I could have lived in a tank
[00:12:59] I wouldn't have had to go to school. I wouldn't have had any friends or learned anything ever
[00:13:03] Did you see that movie the fish fucking movie the shape of the water?
[00:13:08] That could be you could have fucked some weird mute woman. I could have oh well. You still can yeah
[00:13:13] I guess I can now that now that I won't have eyes. Yep now that I walked in my dad was watching it
[00:13:19] Last week and at the very beginning of the movie
[00:13:23] She's got scars on her neck and I'm like oh, she's a fish too
[00:13:26] And he's like what fuck fuck what and then I like left the room and then like two hours later
[00:13:30] You just any other room you're in the other room use here
[00:13:44] Nice boy another movie ruined. I can't spoil the movie. I haven't seen yes you can
[00:13:50] Let's try and spoil movies. We haven't seen yeah Adam comes in and it's like the first five minutes or like other fast
[00:13:56] But they're also furious god I was laughing about you know, you dress all but yeah being the new James Bond or whatever
[00:14:10] Yeah, what's that I think it's elbow Idris elbow. Yeah Jessica
[00:14:16] Yeah, I just created a master race. That's a beautiful person
[00:14:20] Just just by when I say I created a master race in my head. I imagined white people coming and killing the two
[00:14:28] Society we don't have to deal with anymore Idris all this any beautiful blue and the character of James Bond and that
[00:14:37] That perfect franchise. It's never produced a bad movie. Yeah. Yeah every three movies until one of them is okay
[00:14:44] Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, it's just a pure beautiful ethical person James Bond
[00:14:49] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fucking murderer semi-rape is basically yeah
[00:14:54] Yeah, anyways, I know this is a four-year-old story
[00:14:56] But I was laughing the other day imagining black James Bond
[00:14:59] Being like what is your name? You know and then he's like James Bond James ass bond
[00:15:04] Yeah, hell yeah, dude. Yeah, I love black James Bond. What about Chinese James Bond? Oh good idea
[00:15:16] But they already did black James Bond. That's basically what undercover brother was which was a great move. It was very funny
[00:15:27] He's got the orange soda dispenser and his Cadillac
[00:15:30] Yeah, watch this race hot sauce. Oh dude Eddie Griffin had a
[00:15:35] Awesome like there's this video of him being like just saying wild shit about Cosby and being like hmm
[00:15:41] And like the guys like so what do you say his his theory is that like okay? He's like alright?
[00:15:46] Alright, what was everybody doing in the 70s cocaine? Uh-huh, so what do you have you what you have to come down?
[00:15:54] And he's like and you know he's like you know hit them girls are doing cocaine with Cosby
[00:16:00] What do you think happened and the guys like?
[00:16:03] So you're saying he didn't rape anyone? He's willfully took yeah, and then he's just and then he just like
[00:16:16] Goes inside of a vagina what are these women have vaginas?
[00:16:20] Okay, I rest my case. Hey awesome dude. He talks with you
[00:16:25] You know I think your Excellency is an honorific used in for like some office and in like in the American American government
[00:16:33] I remember looking it up. There's some bullshit office where the official honorific is your Excellency. Oh hell yeah, dude
[00:16:41] I think George Washington people started calling him your majesty, and he's like no, I'm too good of a guy
[00:16:46] Yeah, yeah, I want to be called your ex I think you're actually see was like postmaster general
[00:16:51] I think it's managing the discovery zone. You have to call that your excellency. Yeah your excellency
[00:16:57] baby the slot the rope swing is not working and run into a little tube at the
[00:17:03] Discovery zone away from the fact that you were molested
[00:17:08] We we should go to one of those indoor like that everything is a trampoline places
[00:17:13] Those are cool. Yeah, I want to play slam man. I really want to learn. I want to learn how to do backhand springs
[00:17:20] I can do a front lever now. Okay, so I'm getting back handspring. I want to yeah
[00:17:25] That's the next gymnastics thing. I think it's gonna be a gymnastics guy. I'm already a gymnastics
[00:17:30] I can do a front lever. You know how fucking hard that shit is easy dude. I don't feel like it's yeah on rings
[00:17:35] Yeah, oh cuz that's like CrossFit. Yeah, I don't feel like it. I could do it, but I don't feel you could do it
[00:17:40] I could I only do like two months to get bored. I do like Vince Vaughn in old school with a cigarette
[00:17:51] Really fat guy they did the gymnastics thing and then the really fat guy like did a bunch of flits. Oh, yeah
[00:17:57] That would be me versus that would be yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah cool. Yeah, the rings are cool
[00:18:02] Dude old schools are great movie. Yeah, you get fucking jacked on those rings
[00:18:06] I'm about to get jacked off on those rings. Yeah holding myself up getting my little fucking
[00:18:11] Pricky run nubbed off. Yeah, dude, you know I'm saying tie your dick to the ceiling and hang from oh and then just
[00:18:18] That's cool. I'm doing a visual thing guys, but there's a way that I would jerk off
[00:18:23] He's he has dick and balls tied to like a rope and then he's hanging upside down like a bat from the ceiling awesome
[00:18:28] Is he humping the thing or just get hanging upside down? Yeah, yeah, damn. That sucks
[00:18:33] What is that that's like that nine inch nails video right? Yeah, I mean it's called what suspension I guess on your off your cock
[00:18:39] Yeah, off his dick suspension play. Yeah, wouldn't it just pop off at a certain point? No
[00:18:44] I get the cock pop off with this. No, it's like any other skin like if you just train skin enough
[00:18:49] It'll develop enough like fibers. There's meat underneath there. They could pop off. Yeah, I mean I'm assuming you don't just start off
[00:18:58] Yeah, so what do you do just get a year as a preparation? Okay? Yeah, he probably has like resistance
[00:19:03] bands and then eventually he worked his way up to being able to hang from his cock and balls
[00:19:07] It's like down with a bat for that one picture
[00:19:11] It's all you can invite people over to be like watch this
[00:19:16] Even your best friend. I could do that with you guys. Yeah, I don't know we would support you. Yeah. No, I don't need support
[00:19:22] I can hang upside down from the ceiling
[00:19:28] He's kissing arrows and shit. Yeah, welcome to my castle like I don't know if I like this Count Fagulos
[00:19:40] Technically gay I just have my car for this the race. I was just looking come off of it
[00:20:00] Ham stroke is just good on its own I slam in the back of my
[00:20:04] Fagulah fuck knobs zombie knobs on the slob slob knobs
[00:20:18] Eat on a nice and a drink my dad's gonna. I'm a fagulah
[00:20:25] Now Rob zombies the guy in white zombie. Yeah, yeah
[00:20:29] I'm just a lead singer. Yeah, and then I think you went solo and then Idris Elba is black zombie
[00:20:36] God damn it that man is names Rob Rob ass zombie
[00:20:47] Fuck let's see here boys. Can we all make a pact to name all of our firstborn sons middle names ass
[00:20:54] Yeah, I'm down. Yeah, I still want to change my middle name to vel
[00:20:58] I just need somebody to do all the work. I like the paperwork. Yeah, I will change my already feeling better
[00:21:03] Yeah, you actually look a little better my mom as soon as I said dad
[00:21:07] What's that your mom would yell at you? Yeah, if I made my middle name fell should be like well
[00:21:12] We gave you a perfectly good middle. Yeah, but my middle name is my dad's name and no one of my family respects my father
[00:21:18] So here's what we can do none of us have been confirmed. We'll just go get a confirmation where the Catholic Church
[00:21:23] Yeah, and then do you have to get confirmed Greek?
[00:21:29] The yeah, I was baptized, but I never did a confirmation. There's no confirmation in orthodoxy
[00:21:34] You just get baptized and you're good to go information like bar mitzvah basically
[00:21:37] Yeah, there's no bar mitzvah type shit with the Greek church
[00:21:40] You just get you just get olive oil rubbed on your little baby dick when you're like seven months old
[00:21:44] What's with all the penis shit in the churches cuz they're all gay. I mean it's so awesome and simple
[00:21:51] They all half of their paintings are just of little babies with their little hard cocks
[00:21:58] They're like that penis is God's penis as a baby. Yeah. Well cool. Nice got a knife and he's pointing it out
[00:22:04] We should do a knife episode too. That's not a good episode. I enjoy doing this the blade
[00:22:09] How much you enjoy holding the blade? So my name is eyeball
[00:22:16] It'd be great if they did scared straight man on the street where it's just a prisoner that they allow out of prison to go to like
[00:22:24] You wanna go to you want to get fucking raped?
[00:22:32] Damn a scared straight guy to Montessori
[00:22:35] What you fucking create something bitch what you use your fucking imagination to make up your own type of math
[00:22:48] Why don't you fucking make a nice make a fucking 17th century French carousel out of them fucking Legos over there?
[00:23:00] Gives a shit about George Washington. How do you feel much at you? Oh
[00:23:06] Yeah, dude, that's a good ass. I'm trying to encourage you to learn on your own way
[00:23:15] Love it dude, that's our that's our fucking that's our exit out of the podcast game. We fucking higher ex-cons
[00:23:26] Have gay list for our nonprofit love that shit, dude
[00:23:29] Yeah, and then you know and then we also fucking cast them in our own and then we do movie
[00:23:36] And then we use their teachers as the cholos. Oh, it's perfect. Yeah, you know what I mean?
[00:23:42] We don't pay them. Mm-hmm, you know cuz then we'll just because it's like prison slave labor one of my shitty jokes
[00:23:49] And my cold bear packet was a mock-up for when they're talking about arming teachers, but stand your ground and deliver. Oh
[00:24:00] I hate doing packets, yeah, I love doing packets. It's home makes me feel like I'm doing something and said it
[00:24:05] You know, yeah, you have something to work continuing to play battlefield which came out almost two years ago now
[00:24:10] I'm horrible at fucking any home. We'll do it dude back to keep it there was expansion
[00:24:14] They keep releasing DLC and it's like a whole new game every time
[00:24:17] I mean it's still World War one the best war dude the best war back people still had like capes, you know
[00:24:23] Got their feet all fucked up in its horses. This isn't shit. Yeah, I enjoy the giant was too big to fight in that war
[00:24:30] Yeah, yeah, deferment cuz you're big or one. Yeah for real use that old
[00:24:35] Yeah, dude. He's old as shit. I didn't really yeah
[00:24:37] It's actually it benefits you to be a smaller guy and like warfare cuz you're a smaller target
[00:24:42] Yeah, you'd be good at war Nick. You'd be good at war too. You little tiny bitch
[00:24:48] Yeah, you suck off all the other soldiers in the trench and fill it up with cum and then they'd float
[00:24:54] And then everyone's head behind enemy line
[00:24:57] That's very low, but my sneaks that 100 super yeah deception 10
[00:25:03] Lying 13 yeah right now I'd be an okay target, but I'm gonna hit my gross bird any day
[00:25:09] So you'd be the chef dude. I would love to fucking army
[00:25:19] The fun radio guy that's doing impressions of the general
[00:25:24] Yeah, you boys you weren't you come over here and shock my cock
[00:25:28] That's already he's always fun and then he dies in like the second the last episode
[00:25:36] That used to be the path towards being a comic like no one like went to Mike's you're just the funniest guy
[00:25:42] I saw like Mickey Rooney or something like entertaining the troops in like World War two
[00:25:47] And he's just like doing an impression of a Chinese guy
[00:26:05] Gazzly fucking precious fucking we're fake bucked
[00:26:26] That's offensive to the actual Asian people that they're fighting in the war yeah, yeah
[00:26:39] Wasn't grandpa Simpson like didn't they say that during the war he like was got out of it by being a sexy lady or something
[00:26:46] I don't know I don't remember that like inner tip. Maybe I'm wrong. No, no, I just kind of
[00:26:50] Right, but he was there was that the flying hellfish. Oh, yeah
[00:26:54] Yeah, where he was like which is I remember that episode specifically as a kid rose tits because flying hellfish was the only
[00:27:02] Episode I hadn't like never seen and you know cuz you said come on. Yeah. Yeah, I'm on rerun. Yeah
[00:27:08] Yeah, and well no that episode wouldn't come on. Oh
[00:27:11] Yeah, like I used to be able I would watch the Simpsons
[00:27:14] Instant occasion and after school. Yeah, yeah, and and from like the couch gag
[00:27:21] I knew which yeah shit Bart was writing on the board. I'm like I know what you have said this is and I would just watch
[00:27:26] I feel like I watched the flying hellfish when it happened
[00:27:32] Fuck one was that shit like season like seven maybe yeah, anyway, but yeah
[00:27:37] I remember like just I had never seen it and it came on one time and I was like holy shit
[00:27:43] This is the episode. I've never seen yeah. Yeah that one in the trouble with trillions would never come on
[00:27:48] So anytime that came on it was like which one's that that's the one where burns has the trillion dollar bill
[00:27:56] Come on yeah, I just never say yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can I see it?
[00:28:02] Please please cover your ears as I say the secret word cheese
[00:28:07] Oh fuck your eyes fucking freak you look like two face right? Yeah, yeah
[00:28:18] Actually, it's not as bad as when when I answered the door I laughed literally in your face. It was it's as soon as you
[00:28:24] Mentioned it starts like getting fucked up. Yeah. It's like a semantic. Yeah, it's cursed. It is that gypsy. Yeah, if we ignore it
[00:28:34] Um, you know, it's like the opposite of jus. Yeah, I was looking cool to be too face
[00:28:40] Yeah, dude. Yeah, he's got a call Rachel
[00:28:43] You know, you want me to throw acid on your face? Yeah, did he ever did Harvey ever fuck Rachel or he just liked her before?
[00:28:49] Yeah, he was fucking her. They were they were booed up. I truly yeah, and that made Bruce sad
[00:28:56] Yeah, he was bummed about that because it wasn't like that in the cartoon, right? I don't think so
[00:29:01] Oh, the cartoon is all sex. Yeah, everyone fucked. I wanted to fuck Harley Quinn during the cartoon poison only for that accent
[00:29:09] Yeah, trashy fucking Jersey York accent. Yeah. Yeah, but she does are the hottest women
[00:29:16] Just you know, she's like, Hey mister. Yeah. Yeah, just some fucking just stuff my snatch boss
[00:29:24] Right. That kind of stuff gave me diamonds hanging out at this, you know at the wah wah
[00:29:29] Yeah pregnant cigarette. Yep. You know drink it. Yeah. Yeah. No brawl. Yeah
[00:29:35] That kind of bitch. I kind of sexy. Yeah, big budget. A bunch of keys on a lanyard
[00:29:42] She's kept every key for every ex-boyfriend. She just goes in living in like a
[00:29:46] 1996 mercury sable with like cigarette burns all over the seats
[00:29:51] She's got triple g tits that she can literally drive like a car with yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
[00:29:56] Now we're talking baby. That's what that's what the world needs more of
[00:30:00] I'm fucking a big awful tits. I'm fucking stiff over here
[00:30:03] What is it with like women when they get yeah certain women when they get to a certain age
[00:30:07] They just get the biggest chun you know who we need to fucking really call out the guys are like actually I like small tits
[00:30:21] Yeah, yeah, dude, we have certain political beliefs on
[00:30:31] You're getting exactly I like small exactly I like big tits too. I like all type of tip
[00:30:37] I do actually like a nice name. Not me because I'm straight. I like all titties to be fair
[00:30:41] I love titties so much that I will suck. Yeah, of course every size titty, but you know a free tit dude
[00:30:47] I just I was thinking the other day. I think it's fucked up that men don't have the tits. You know what I'm saying have what
[00:30:52] Stop just correcting that. Yeah, I feel like women shouldn't have the tips. It should be that should be our thing
[00:30:58] Is that a big old fucking? Oh like us like guys?
[00:31:01] We have the tits the women are all don't have
[00:31:07] We got all the things just fucking girls
[00:31:25] You know what I'm saying? Yeah, women should just look like a like a just a
[00:31:33] Yeah, just holes, baby. Just holes to stick your dick hits and balls
[00:31:48] They don't even push you it's one hole that they shit and piss that fucking come and make
[00:32:05] I deal woman 2.0. Yeah, I should be in charge of the government
[00:32:16] We're just fucking buying shakily fucking clothes all day together. Yeah, hey, dude. How do my fucking yeah, that's my fat ass
[00:32:33] Big ass small ass tits you fucking y'all mediate
[00:32:38] Victoria's secret is for guys. No. Yeah. Yeah. I got fucking I got like nipples. They look like prescription bottles
[00:32:47] Slim Jim's full slim Jim nip 17 inch nipples
[00:32:54] Hell yeah, dude, that's all I'm fucking so hard thinking about the
[00:32:58] But the perfect we're in makeup. We have a long beautiful
[00:33:07] Beauty down then like a top ad and fucking Jordan's high heel Jordan
[00:33:18] All the woman hole pushes you like wall wall wall
[00:33:27] Yeah, let's our boys get back in the kitchen
[00:33:33] The way we fuck is we kiss each other in the mouth but put our dicks in those holes
[00:33:36] Yeah, yeah, we're not gay. Yeah, we make out each other and suck each other's tits
[00:33:41] At the end you just insert yourself one pump
[00:33:45] One pump into a woman to technically not be
[00:34:09] Do you guys have that extra coffee? Yeah, of course
[00:34:13] No, actually we probably shouldn't yeah, let me get a cup
[00:34:18] Yeah, let me have because you already had a coffee you have but I bought double size
[00:34:22] I bought this for myself. Oh, you said so you're saying a free company. Yes. I didn't get you already had one of the free coffees
[00:34:30] Disabled too. Yeah, you're and now you're putting your fucking hands all over the mouth part
[00:34:34] Well, you're not the sick one. I'm not the sick one. I know that doesn't mean I want your fucking gross
[00:34:39] He's right about everything's gonna smell like pennies now shut up dude every sip pennies tastes great
[00:34:45] They taste like a girl who's on our period. That's not true metallic
[00:34:53] Yeah, they also all taste like coins and guns women's pussies
[00:34:57] I only eat girls out on their all the shit that makes the world bad
[00:35:00] That's right. They're gonna notice how pussy tastes like guns
[00:35:10] And the man's breasts filled with man milk
[00:35:14] Nourishing the licks my Carter lemonade all our tits are filled with mics harder lemonade. Yeah
[00:35:19] No, that gay mics hard lemonade shit. Yeah, it's even harder
[00:35:27] Like my dick when I see my boys in a shapely outfit showing off their titties and butt
[00:35:38] She tends to I heard it. No, especially immediately after I'm excited for their podcast
[00:35:43] Anna and dasha's podcast. Yeah, we're announcing it to combination
[00:35:46] Um, yeah for you guys don't know I came up with the idea for a podcast
[00:35:51] Now it's a real passion. Anna. I was gonna have them filling for stop and adam
[00:35:55] Stop was having his medical emergency, but I didn't do it instead. I sat at home. Yes
[00:36:02] Oh, man, shuts out to the gods. I can't I might just hire a cleaning crew to come in and your apartment
[00:36:12] Yeah, you should just want paradise. Yeah, I'm gonna have to repaint
[00:36:15] Most of the man cave it has been painted in like eight years. She painted the living room
[00:36:20] She painted the living room blue, but there's like there's spots on the wall where earnest is like rubbed his mouth against so much
[00:36:32] Yeah, maybe I could have developed. I mean there's so much fucking dander in the apartment. I could have developed
[00:36:37] How are we doing the apartment? We knocked down all the walls open concept of course open concept you gotta go up in concept
[00:36:42] Three I'm kind of against that dude three giant
[00:36:46] Concept bathroom. No, I'm toil it. Here's my thing. My thing now labyrinth
[00:36:53] A lot of doors may so dress up like David Bowie. Yep. Mm-hmm. Double D tits
[00:36:59] What you should see though like tails I used to think like, you know, like scooby-doo like we should do a David bow impression
[00:37:08] You know, you're just gonna do a British accent. No, it's not gonna sound like I do it
[00:37:13] Go home. What are you sure? What is going on over here?
[00:37:16] I want Bowie it's my David Bowie. It's my diary. It's more like this. It's my
[00:37:23] Like this you are you sort of got a part of it. It's kind of sounds like you died. It's me David Barry
[00:37:30] It's my it's my boy. Love is made I've eat Barry
[00:37:52] David boy. I see me. Oh, David. Oh, yeah, this is me David boy
[00:37:57] Yeah, I want to move music. Yeah, I'm a little talk. I'm a guy. It's David. I
[00:38:09] It's the Italian weight bartender at the same day. Oh, it's me David Bowie
[00:38:20] You never notice how you can't choose which gender you are
[00:38:33] Yeah, David Bowie. That was a good those were good guys. Yeah, man
[00:38:38] His wife is sexy shit. Iman. I'm on yeah his dark wife
[00:38:42] I cranked I there was a David Bowie tried to be gay like he tried to fuck guys and was like
[00:38:47] Also tried to be pedophile and succeeded. Yeah, you fuck like a 13 year old girl though
[00:38:57] There's I guarantee you someone could just like stitched together the strangely sympathetic towards pedophile things if you said
[00:39:14] Was gonna try to do it as a bit on stage, but I don't I don't know if it'll like work or not with regular audiences
[00:39:19] But like you know how so like because people try to protect like LGBT identities whenever you you say like you know
[00:39:25] Like gay pedophile people are quick to be like there's no such thing as a gay pedophile pedophiles will fuck any kind of child
[00:39:34] Yes, people will make the argument that like they're not gay their pedophiles are attracted to children
[00:39:39] And it's like no, that's clearly some of them just want to fuck a little boys sure
[00:39:42] So make that argument and it's like I think that your argument is that pedophiles are just like I'm down for whatever dude
[00:39:53] I don't care look I hey, I'm on your time
[00:40:11] Man look at me, what do you see the rodeo dress up like clown
[00:40:17] Dude I was back home this week. I was looking at my bar mitzvah pictures
[00:40:20] Yeah, this is like a deleted scene from Dallas buyers, but a 20 minute long scene where he's researching alternative medicines
[00:40:27] And it's him in Africa fucking a six year old
[00:40:30] He's like they say we have to kill right here for you
[00:40:34] And then you use a machete to remove the limbs of an albino
[00:40:46] Yeah, is that how is that how black panther and someone takes his picture and he dies
[00:40:53] That's the juice oh that purple juice is
[00:40:57] You obviously the Marvel movies. It was a good bit tight. It was awesome. It was cool. Yeah, it ruled Wakanda forever
[00:41:02] It was really fucking good for real. I mean it's even see I'll see it on like on when it comes out on
[00:41:08] Yeah, the shit rocked maybe I'll go watch the new Star Wars today. It's on Netflix after the
[00:41:16] The other prequel what is on the fall in the force no wrong wrong that came out like three years
[00:41:22] Look look one no one. Yeah, go on. Yeah. Do you watch a movie Rogan's land?
[00:41:34] Yeah, I like black panther shit was good. Yeah, my thing is like when it's panther coming out, you know
[00:41:40] Yeah, yeah, why why is there why is it there just a panther black? Yeah, exactly all pantherers all panthers
[00:41:48] That's what I want to see just a fat Staten Island cop who's also who happens to be the panther. Yeah, why not you know
[00:41:54] What are there white panthers there are somewhere they're white tigers I?
[00:42:00] Just didn't like I like the movie. I just didn't like how there was only two white characters
[00:42:03] It was kind of racist if you ask who's adjacent Bateman were there any trans characters in the movie
[00:42:07] I'm fortunately now there were not okay. That's all I need to know
[00:42:15] I'll put that down is culturally bad the movie wasn't filled with people having their dicks removed
[00:42:27] Okay, all right. Yeah, that's my metric of judging the value of artists. How many trans issues came up in this?
[00:42:38] Fuck dude are any people that are actually in the black panthers like not cool with them like just stealing the name
[00:42:45] Do they think that's not you know, it's wild. Yeah, but the new black panthers aren't even the regular black panther
[00:42:51] Oh, yeah, it's like completely separate thing the comic the comic is before black the no joke the comic existed before they named the
[00:43:12] In the new black panther you weather under you Lewis in the nudes
[00:43:17] Yeah, yeah, it's hip to show me you did
[00:43:40] So yeah, you're coming to funny moms my eyes been fucked up you come if you're coming to funny mom tomorrow
[00:43:46] We're starting at eight a hard start at eight. We normally hard on hard are started hard are
[00:43:54] Hard are you're busy today? I'll do that. Yeah, I got no more
[00:43:57] We'll figure that we'll figure out but at eight so we had it's actually early
[00:44:01] We will actually start at eight we have to be either by ten for real. They're having a music concert after us
[00:44:08] So please come to come the comics are really good mark normal be there Samantha right here. I am a mother couple
[00:44:13] Oh, yeah, mark there. Yeah, wow we should do like an SNL when it's like the person doing the impression of the person
[00:44:24] And everyone's all the feral doing Janarina and then the real Janarina comes out and they're like and all the people who show like who are
[00:44:29] Why why is that guy? She's like, what are you doing?
[00:44:35] Adam you look like Janarina you actually do that. Yeah, maybe for Halloween. Let's see. You know remember Jen Janarina
[00:44:42] Jokes. Yeah, yeah, what a dumb world the living the 90s is so sweet political comedy such garbage
[00:44:51] Imagine if you were on a podcast it was nothing but
[00:44:59] Yeah, it is fucking stupid anyway, you guys want to do a couple more David Bowie's yeah
[00:45:16] computers and David Bali David the boy I'm a David the boy. I have a section with a mega JAG
[00:45:22] Do you think they for didn't they fuck and then he was like, oh, yeah, I don't really like to fuck this ain't for me
[00:45:30] No, Mick Jagger also fucked Ee Pop. I think to nice to yeah
[00:45:34] Yeah, all those all those people used to fuck each other and see these the things children
[00:45:39] Yeah, all of these all of these fucking all the like
[00:45:43] People that were grown up. Like part of the counterculture that had way too much money. We're just like
[00:45:49] You know like fucking Caligula. Yeah, they didn't like understand that like
[00:45:54] Sexual liberation meant like throwing off the shackles of like, you know
[00:45:58] The oppression of like having to get married and the woman stays at home
[00:46:01] Right, right, right. It doesn't mean like having sex with an eight-year-old boy. You're high out of your mind on fucking cocaine
[00:46:06] But that's what they did. Yeah, so you know they maybe pushed it a little too far
[00:46:10] And that's kind of how every podcaster is like we all fuck. I just fuck Matt Chrisman dude. I cannot
[00:46:15] I cannot wait until I look like a party. Yeah, we all we all sucked each other off
[00:46:32] Fucking rules. I can't wait till we fuck who else who's a big podcast Terry gross?
[00:46:37] Yeah, Terry gross as pussy dude. No stop saying that about Terry. Okay. It's my life's dream to be on fresh air
[00:46:44] I never realized that that's a Philly show that she's Philly. She's from Philly. She should be more Philly on that
[00:46:52] I'm I'm actually here sitting down with you about your I want to ask you about your new John
[00:46:57] Yeah, John's I wanna go to you. Jawa and we're gonna talk about whiz wit or without
[00:47:04] I think that's my saying that's about I got a piss real bad
[00:47:10] Why don't you piss in that mouth? Okay? I actually have to take that you should have had a Philly legend
[00:47:19] That'd be cool if Terry gross only interviewed like Philly area people like meek Mill. Yeah
[00:47:28] She's like basically I'll just my my uncle's a pedophile and he's dead now and I beat up my my parents
[00:47:34] Bam's got a sexy. Oh wait for a girlfriend is she still sexy?
[00:47:38] She's she got I think you got it you want to think you traded up. Oh, he did you know who else Terry gross?
[00:47:43] She'd interview is the guy who used to run a business called chinks steaks. Oh, yeah
[00:47:49] She's had like I don't know I guess kind of sleepy eyes
[00:47:52] And that wasn't the most racist steak guy because there's Gino's Jesus is like
[00:47:58] fucking English. Yeah, that's cool, which makes a lot of sense
[00:48:02] What's your dream? What showed you want to be on the most?
[00:48:06] What no joke? I'm not even fucking wrong being on fresh air is literally like a dream of Frazier fresh air
[00:48:12] Yeah, Frazier too. They brought back Frazier dude bring me back. Let me fuck. I want to be on inside the agroz
[00:48:17] Studio of course. Yeah, I want to tell you he's like if you get to heaven and what's the first thing you want God to say to you?
[00:48:25] I don't want to you know what you what are you gonna say? I don't know I'd have time to come up and prepare
[00:48:29] Yeah, I don't have anything right now. I got you maybe like you are the you are the funniest
[00:48:35] One girl, yeah, yeah, and I'm like I'd be like, oh come on God. That's not true. You all know
[00:48:41] It's not true. Yeah, I know my place in the world. He's like no seriously, dude
[00:48:44] Yeah, my favorite one. I'm one of those limp wrist did come yeah. Yeah, I'm one of the gay or
[00:48:49] Whenever someone tells me like it's rare, but whatever someone has told me that I'm their favorite
[00:48:54] They're always like that means they've got the gay voice
[00:48:58] Yeah, and it's not all of our gay fans because there's a particular type of gay fan that wants a fuck man
[00:49:03] Yeah, and then and then there's I like I'm like I'm gonna like five minutes and Adam finds a way to turn this into like a humble
[00:49:11] It's rare, but the one people do like me and they think I'm their favorite
[00:49:16] Which is I mean it is rare, but let's let's get back to the point
[00:49:24] No, I never said that that's what you're saying anyways. I don't know why God said that to me and I
[00:49:30] Think you were my fantasy about when I die. Yeah, I asked Adam what he's I'm never gonna die
[00:49:36] What's it? Yeah, what interview show would you want to be on or just any show interview show?
[00:49:40] Yeah, like mine was like Larry King Jenny Jones. Yeah
[00:49:58] We got we got fat women that are now thin and they're confronting their high school bullies
[00:50:04] Who now live in a trailer park and we're raped
[00:50:07] Like you used to call me fat now. I'm hot and you got raped
[00:50:23] My life kind of falling out. I'm so sorry for how I treat you
[00:50:28] I was actually molested from a young age and I was taking it out on you. I'm so sorry. I'll shut up bitch
[00:50:36] The drill instructor out here to scream at them
[00:50:39] And then it's this guy that's never been in the military some bodybuilder
[00:50:48] You suck my dick you will not fuck my ass fuck you
[00:50:52] Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, yeah, I was saying the thing we should go on Mari, dude
[00:51:02] We should all not inside of one woman. Yeah, well, Dasha's done
[00:51:05] Cool perfect and then we'll and then we'll just go on Mari and then we'll see who's the baby who's baby
[00:51:10] It is oh, yeah, you're not the father. Yeah, then we can do that and then Adam Adam when it's not you
[00:51:15] It'll be so fun. Yeah, I really wanted to be the dad. I thought I was ready to step it up
[00:51:22] I mean, you still get up biologically, but I love you. That's you that's you Adam
[00:51:33] Biologically other people's kids just a super dark skin, baby
[00:51:38] Yeah, those were good shows. Oh, yeah, I miss them. I remember like
[00:51:47] Like episode it was like her platform shoes are out of control
[00:51:52] I was like a woman with like fucking really yeah, yeah big shoes
[00:52:05] Go Ricky go Ricky go Ricky. I love the audience members. They were just like yeah just practicing a burn
[00:52:14] My question is for the big bitch over there. Does that ask come with a bus lane parking?
[00:52:20] Okay, everyone calm down, but she's smiling. We're fucking you don't know me. It's the 90s Ricky
[00:52:32] God damn that was what happened to Ricky Lake. She's she's dead
[00:52:36] She did hairspray, right? Yeah, okay. Yeah, she's definitely not dead
[00:52:41] I was you know what I think I just had a thing for just fat
[00:52:45] Talk show host cuz yeah, cuz you like Rosie was my girl Ricky Lake was my girl representation matters
[00:52:50] Do you say it all the time, but it's so funny that you prayed for I prayed that Rosie wasn't gay, dude
[00:53:00] Cuz I wanted Rosie in heaven with me. I wanted to attend the taping of the Rosie O'Donnell show in heaven
[00:53:05] Yeah sitting next to Marilyn Monroe, you know getting mopped off just you and Milton Burl
[00:53:10] Me and Milton Burl while Rosie shoot a coosh book coosh balls everywhere
[00:53:17] That's that's having that is heaven to me. Yeah, this is crazy when Ricky Lake started the Ricky Lake show
[00:53:23] She's like she was like 25 Wow. Yeah salute a true trailblazer
[00:53:29] She was she was kind of a piece ass and I'm not saying I'm saying it. Yeah, she was 24
[00:53:34] She was the youngest person to host a syndicated talk show at the time. We're gonna find out also fattest
[00:53:40] We're gonna find out she's had like a rich like TV owner dad, right? There's no ebe
[00:53:46] Let's see early life was born to Jill a homemaker and Barry a pharmacist
[00:53:55] Yeah, no she made she was in hairspray when she's a kid she was a child actress. I love her dude
[00:54:00] That's my girl. We gotta get Ricky Lake on the Oprah Oprah came from nothing right. She like she used to be a sharecropper
[00:54:13] Oprah fun fact used to be an anchor. She was Susie in Chicago. No, no, Baltimore WJZ 13 my fucking jz
[00:54:20] Cool. WJZ 13 my preferred new station growing up. Wow
[00:54:24] Remember the music the Mike diesel the Mike diesel
[00:54:30] Local news commercials no he was on them
[00:54:34] No, he was in some like promotional commercial for like the local Fox affiliate or maybe it was like ABC or something
[00:54:40] Right, you know, I had a barbecue and he's like with like the local anchors or whatever. He's like I prefer mine with mustard
[00:54:47] You know, he's like please after you he's just like so bad
[00:54:57] But go ahead there's actually he's Mike diesels also on the wire and really yes
[00:55:01] And he's yes, and he's in the background in that scene where roles is in the gay club. Oh
[00:55:10] Such a good scene. Yeah, it's so funny cuz like guys an evil character. It turns out. He's gay. Yeah
[00:55:19] You rewatch the wire there's like little like hints like when landsmen the fat guy that used to just look at porn in his
[00:55:26] Yeah, you look at porno max like Rawls would come in and he'd like yell at him about something and he'd be like
[00:55:30] Let me see that and you'd like look at the porn right right cool normal guy show that yeah
[00:55:35] I had it back to him. Yeah. Wow nice. Nice porn Wow. Look cool porn round breasts
[00:55:42] Do you remember porno mags are people still buying those? Yeah, they are a lot really do I remember them?
[00:55:48] What do you mean? I used to steal them in airports when I was on my way to summer camp fucking
[00:55:54] And then I beat the porn guy in the bunk and that's I got magazines
[00:55:58] Off by the boys. Yeah, they're like yeah, he's buying porn magazines. No, that's what I'm asking. Yeah, there's still a house people
[00:56:05] They're out there almost people masturbate to those link NYC thing. There are other people on the train. Yeah, yeah, they don't need
[00:56:13] It's so funny that like it like it took like two weeks for those to become homeless jack-off recepting. Oh, yeah
[00:56:20] They're like we're giving we're giving free internet access to New Yorkers
[00:56:24] Yeah, like literally and then there's a guy just pulled up in a fucking shopping cart. He's living in the shopping cart
[00:56:32] He entire sidewalk. Yeah, dude. I found those recordings we did with the emergency booth at the yeah
[00:56:40] Yeah, I was harassing them the other day to you still do it. Yeah, I can't have called them up. I was like yeah
[00:56:49] Why I need to have to go to Queens Bronx
[00:56:52] Like it's either Queens or Bronx like hold down it says Queens Bronx
[00:57:01] Now I have to piss go piss. We only have a little on the PP episode. We'd also like to plug
[00:57:16] Yeah, dude, I hope your eyes are I love to get plagued I
[00:57:22] Blank playing fuck me shout out to everyone who drew me with Down syndrome. Yes. Oh, yeah, that was cool
[00:57:28] Yeah, those were really nice. Yeah, there's a lot of a lot of good hours in the hospital last week
[00:57:32] And I saw a little four-year-old with Down syndrome
[00:57:34] Yes, if you know Adam Adam had to go to the hospital for his his assholes become too loose now
[00:57:41] Yeah, it's true and it's affected his cheeks are falling into his ass
[00:57:44] It's really sucking in so much air that is creating I had to see a special pressure system
[00:57:51] A tornado happens everywhere Adam walks too fast
[00:57:54] Every doctor I've gone to this is your ass your assholes just sounds like Kirby
[00:58:03] Every doctor is like this is medically impossible and I just found this one wild card doctor
[00:58:08] House style doctor who's like I'm on a ton of pills right now pills. I ride a motorcycle
[00:58:13] Yes, I'm the fix your ass. That's awesome. And everyone's like no you've gone too far this time
[00:58:18] Yeah, and he's like just stuff in shit in there
[00:58:20] You know and then and then he starts fucking me and there whoa
[00:58:25] Okay, okay, I'm like is this you know, do you feel any better?
[00:58:28] I was like what what are you doing? And I'm like let him finish. He's the only one who can help. Yes. Yeah, and then I don't feel better
[00:58:36] Well, that's a shame. Well a part of me feels better a part of me that feels like the horny gay part of you
[00:58:44] Stated finally for at least a couple hours. Yeah, it's true
[00:58:49] Yes, that's how they want to do Nick with downstairs. We got a couple little artists
[00:58:53] Drawing me some shit. That was that was really good. Yeah, that was good
[00:58:57] If you want to also want to draw me nude in some old fashion, I think I'm gonna start doing a little fan art
[00:59:03] Maybe a man once a week or so. I'm trying to get a little fucking, you know, holler your boy if you want to draw draw the kid
[00:59:09] And I'm trying to get some fucking beautiful
[00:59:12] Beautiful shit commissioned and if you're trying to do a full-scale oil portrait of me
[00:59:17] Fuck someone asked to paint me and I forgot if you're that guy email me
[00:59:20] I used to when I moved to New York. I wanted to like for like my stand-up headshots
[00:59:25] I just wanted to have like an oil portrait of me
[00:59:27] So I used to ask girls on Tinder if they said that they were like artists to do nice and then they'd be like
[00:59:33] No, did I tell you about the time I matched with that girl who?
[00:59:38] She was like I matched it was early on when I first moved no
[00:59:42] No, and she was like a fucking she she was like a painter and she was like
[00:59:45] I have to paint you Chinese as hell. She's like foreign as shit
[00:59:49] Oh, she's cute. Yeah, and I was like, oh great
[00:59:51] She invites me over to her place and she's like she's like and I go over there. I'm thinking this is fucking done
[00:59:55] She wants to paint me like naked. I'm about to smash right now. I needed I needed a win at the time
[01:00:01] I was very low and she and I just go over there and she's like yeah
[01:00:05] Normally I asked guys to paint them to fuck them, but this time I actually just want to paint you
[01:00:12] She's like I ran out of paint. I was like oh cool
[01:00:21] She like started drawing me and I was just like what the fuck am I doing?
[01:00:24] I'm just I don't gonna get fucking pain. I just want to fuck and you started jacking off
[01:00:27] And I put my cock out and I was like what do you think of this and she's like I can't see it small
[01:00:32] I did I got did trying and then she's like but then she came over to me
[01:00:36] That'd be a cool guy the guy that has like a fetish for Asian women
[01:00:39] But he's really insecure so like he goes to fuck them and then they're looking at his dick
[01:00:43] But it looks like they're squinting and he's like
[01:00:45] So dead yeah, that's a good guy that's a definition of cool. It's a character I'm working on called white panther
[01:01:01] Yes, I remember but that girl is the first person that showed me high maintenance after she drew me for a little
[01:01:05] But she's like I'm tired when I like watch something I was like oh maybe
[01:01:10] And then she like cut away a girlfriend put that shit on one time and I tried watching it
[01:01:14] It's like I don't understand really good. Yeah, you shouldn't be able to write a two-minute scene and be like yeah
[01:01:19] I'm done. That's a job. I'm done. No now in 30 minutes apparently. Oh, okay, and they made it into a full show for HBO
[01:01:25] HBO it's good. I like to show someone told me it's the best show right now on HBO
[01:01:30] Well, that's well so much. Oh, there's gonna be the episode was Albert Einstein Albert fucking Albert Fokstein crying
[01:02:01] What do we say about you doing songs at the end of the show?
[01:02:03] You're not allowed only I may do songs didn't mean because I'm gay
[01:02:20] PM tomorrow I come on everybody. Oh, here she comes
[01:02:23] Look at boy chill to the couch. Oh, here she comes. She's got down soon. Yes
[01:02:47] Yeah, so I guess episode recap it's some good things in there David Bauer couple good
[01:02:52] Yeah, I started I was good. Oh the whole thing about yeah
[01:03:03] Now should be a Barney and friend style recap
[01:03:09] All the David's Bois that was good. I like I like to Barney kind of looks like the eggplant emoji
[01:03:14] It's like a big old cock. Yeah, you know, it's a big throbbing fucking phallus. Mmm. Yes, it's gonna fuck those kids
[01:03:22] You know who is inside of Barney during the show a black guy Maryland Manson what?
[01:03:28] He had his rib removed so he could fit into the Barney
[01:03:31] So a little kids dake in the Barney costume
[01:03:35] Maryland Manson like a Maryland man, we've done that joke on the show before okay. Well that that's a fitting way
[01:03:42] I'm trying some trying to steal something and being
[01:03:44] Yeah, come to the show tomorrow, etc. Come kiss us. Goodbye everyone bye bye