Cum Town | Premium | 04/15/2018
[00:00:00] I'm I'm mother freaking good at it. All right. Yeah, we're talking about how stop is good at
[00:00:07] Shitting himself. No that is not what we were talking about
[00:00:10] Have you ever shit yourself? I have never shipped myself on mic. Yes, make sure you are talking the microphone
[00:00:16] All as close as possible. Yeah, the easiest way to do it is just put it on your chin. Okay, I'm just far fumes all of
[00:00:22] Chin special guest celebrity guest. He's referring to himself
[00:00:27] The gayest man alive is here Adam Friedland of world record
[00:00:34] They measured your asshole they measure diameter
[00:00:39] All the way from your what you're from Lancaster. Yeah Lancaster. Yeah, and I'm also the official
[00:00:47] Okay, I gave you my login info and then the next day. I saw you're a now. That's what I call sucking dick
[00:00:58] Oh, you gave him your creative. Yeah, yeah, I can't log in though. I should have so expensive all I can do is the
[00:01:05] The one on my phone for whatever reason. Oh, we'll have to see I don't know if maybe it got
[00:01:10] Are you graphic designer? Yeah, you know if they're gonna make a iPad Pro that you can use as a tablet. I
[00:01:15] Don't know I see people talking about that so I imagine they would my like waycon tablets like fucked up
[00:01:21] I don't know what I've used it on different computers, but there's like a jitter when I do like short strokes
[00:01:27] It's destroyed my ability to make sure you we I
[00:01:31] Believe in no, I still want it's like a big dog. I want to do a t-shirt where it's like a big dog
[00:01:40] Yeah, and they're public domain now I think they are
[00:01:43] If a company goes out of business, not true. Are they out of business? There's no way that's true
[00:01:47] I don't know if they're out of business
[00:01:49] But if you haven't seen a shirt in a while
[00:01:55] Brand and you stop as their spokes fuck. Yes
[00:01:58] Yeah, this like this new champion thing or champion is like now it's expensive
[00:02:03] You're an idiot if you're buying those clothes. Yeah, I I like champions, but I get all my shit just on sale
[00:02:09] You can still find cheap shit, but now it's like that an urban outfit is for like a hundred dollars
[00:02:12] Yeah, I had a target or you could yeah, there's still the mix. I mean there was a modelles. That was like they should
[00:02:18] They're championing right now actually motherfuckers. Yeah. Yeah, you're dumb if you buy those
[00:02:23] No, I mean if you buy the expensive my shit was seven this shorts like seven dollars off Amazon
[00:02:28] I want to do this body suit one of those, but they only make them for girls. That's no problem. Yeah
[00:02:33] I'm gonna start wearing a girl. Yeah, just pull put your balls off the one side
[00:02:37] Just get the ones for big pussy ladies. Yeah, they make those that's true if you're real lipped up
[00:02:45] Well, it's finally have a boy some in the vacuum now
[00:02:49] You get the dice I got the dice you got the dice
[00:02:54] Zero discernible difference have you put your penis inside of it in any way yet? No, you should get a meal a vacuum
[00:03:01] Those are better. I already got the dice. There's no way they're better. Those are better
[00:03:05] I already spent hundreds of dollars on a those are German salutin Nick Dyson's German isn't it?
[00:03:16] Yellow one I got the stick one the cordless stick when the mounts on the wall. Yeah, I think that's a gimmick
[00:03:21] Wait, what's the best one? That's the most expensive right? It's the most expensive vacuum. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean that's how we got to be spending the money a hundred percent
[00:03:29] Brother you can't be actually should we be buying champion after all? Yeah, maybe we should champion is it the most expensive clothes
[00:03:42] We miss fashion week no, this is a fashion week every week
[00:03:47] There's a lot there's a lot of fashion week. I'm trying to watch I'm one child
[00:03:50] We're like a fucking leather duster. Yeah with like fucking lace with a lace fucking tuxedo on on the PC my whole nuts and shit
[00:03:57] That brand Balenciaga is like now just done derelict from Zoolander. Yeah, it's all homeless people clothes
[00:04:03] But it's all like you know thousands of they have a lot of shitty shoes to that look so ugly. They're good
[00:04:08] Yeah, yeah, I don't I fuck with them. I know they like have to eight hundred dollar even uglier
[00:04:14] Balenciaga shoes. I went to the store and they're nine hundred dollars. Yes, they weigh about 40 pounds
[00:04:19] That's awesome because they're like they're like four like souls built on to each other
[00:04:24] Do they let you try those on or do you have to be rich?
[00:04:32] What's it what's the most expensive thing you've ever bought like clothing wise?
[00:04:36] Yeah, maybe a suit. Yeah, I guess suit is my answer to I gotta get a suit
[00:04:41] I don't have one you should go to suit as that one. Yeah, I know cuz I was gonna for my cousin's wedding
[00:04:45] But I ended up getting that suit to target your trim dude. Now you're in your suit. You're at your suit way
[00:04:50] Yeah, but I could still wear that one from Target. Yeah, but weren't you fat when you got I was fat
[00:04:55] But my measurements haven't changed that much. I just I look like a fat person wearing a suit that didn't fit. That's true
[00:05:01] Mm-hmm, which is the best one you could get like a nice like mint suit mint colored. Yeah
[00:05:08] What do you think a huge slutty boot body? It looks good. It's it's you didn't know me fat
[00:05:20] I don't know actually I haven't been checking. I feel like you know, that's the it's gonna be awesome. You just have a heart attack
[00:05:27] You're like I haven't been checking I feel great
[00:05:30] Find Nick says blue as hell in his apartment one day. Yeah, I mean I have no idea
[00:05:36] I guess I probably should check my blood pressure now. You're fine. I wait until this move is I'm alive
[00:05:41] Dude, you're gonna live. Yeah, that's the thing if I'm healthy
[00:05:45] Come on. Are you guys gonna die really good rule?
[00:05:47] You know, I'm saying if I'm not if I'm alive you guys live really no
[00:05:53] No, no, but you guys funny I remember when Brittany Murphy died
[00:05:56] I was looking with Chris Cubus and they're like the exact same age
[00:05:59] Like yeah, the same they were the same age or the birthdays were closed
[00:06:03] Um Chris was like yeah, I guess that was probably supposed to be me
[00:06:08] I fucked that up. Yeah, I fucking dodged the reaper with my fucking jaw. So yeah someone else had to pay the
[00:06:16] Pay the price pay the paper. It was so funny man. I was living Chris. He's like yeah
[00:06:19] I got ten years left and we're like you're probably right
[00:06:23] And he was like 30 at the time. He was 30 and I was 20 when we lived together. I'm 29 now
[00:06:29] One more year left of cuba cuba's promised he would cut his pinky off if he was still alive in ten years
[00:06:34] He promised me and Jake Flores that perfect, you know, you're all blessed
[00:06:37] Let's go down to Austin. What is that? Is that a scene in a showdown in Little Tokyo? You ever see that movie?
[00:06:46] Yeah, you're thinking a big trouble. Show down a little Tokyo is Brandon Lee and
[00:06:58] I think somebody cuts off their pinky in that movie. Okay
[00:07:05] He wraps like a like well, he has to do it to like appease some sort of Japanese mob boss
[00:07:11] Mmm, of course he wraps his pinky in a handkerchief and then he like cuts through it with a chef's knife
[00:07:18] He could have done a magic trick, you know, he could have wrapped it up made it look like he was missing it
[00:07:23] Oh, you like that thumb thing? Yeah, maybe he was doing the thumb thing Nick was that what he was doing?
[00:07:28] Oh, you know what I'm thinking of a magic
[00:07:30] It wasn't a movie you think of mine free. Yeah
[00:07:36] You couza completely believe in magic didn't Chris Angels child die. Hopefully. Yeah
[00:07:43] You get for fucking with the dark arts brain cancer for your little boy
[00:08:00] We're gonna get married dude, I don't know
[00:08:03] Am I gonna be the best man we're gonna do it in Vegas though. Oh my god. That's gonna rock. I've never been to Vegas
[00:08:12] A child it's gonna be awesome. Oh, yeah, dude Vegas. It will be so
[00:08:19] It'll be gone. There's a fountain pretty sure they got a New York there. That's tinier
[00:08:28] Manageable distances their New York has a is wearing out the Statue of Liberty is wearing a hockey jersey right now
[00:08:34] The Vegas hockey team that's in the playoffs the
[00:08:38] Cool golden showers showers. Yeah got him
[00:08:42] It will be cool Nick by the way cuz we're going to celebrate Adam and it'll be stupid. I'm not going you can skype me
[00:08:50] That would be so funny if you don't go to his wedding
[00:09:18] Ernest covered in bread paint my dog wasn't right wait. Oh, I was thinking a Clifford
[00:09:33] Yeah, probably you were keeping him alive, dude. Yeah, he's too old
[00:09:38] He's too old to switch apartments man. He looked depressed when I saw him
[00:09:42] That new place is too big for him. You know what we should do put him out of his misery. Maybe show
[00:09:48] You know the get on the roof little laser going
[00:09:56] Yeah, or he does he is what is it polydactyl?
[00:10:02] He's got thumbs no. Yeah, wow certain cats have it like opposable
[00:10:08] Yeah, he can grab things he plays video game. Yeah, yeah, it's like a like if you've looked at his paws
[00:10:13] He's got thumbs me nose cuz he earnest used to jerk him. Yeah, I don't know those claws
[00:10:25] Fellas is it gay look at your cat's balls
[00:10:30] A bunch of people were over and Ernest walked into the living room in our are you sorry Ernest and he goes oh she's big
[00:10:45] Honestly that hits home to me. Yeah, it's a big girl. I saw as a BBW
[00:10:50] I was at Whole Foods next to Central Park yesterday again some drinks before we went into Central Park and
[00:10:58] It's I'm staying alive behind the sky. They start playing the breakfast at Tiffany's song like on the
[00:11:04] Speakers at Whole Foods at Jen Blossoms is deep blue something deep blue something
[00:11:09] Yeah, and he's like this dude's rocking out, but he's playing he's singing it as and he's like air guitar and shit
[00:11:15] And then how's it like being attention Whole Foods customers at the second they interrupt the song
[00:11:25] I really turned her out. He got pissed off
[00:11:27] I love getting pissed at Whole Foods. Yeah, it means the last time you got pissed at Whole Foods when they
[00:11:38] When the gay guy a lot made a fake cake and accused Whole Foods of discriminating
[00:11:45] Remember that yeah, and having an awesome some gay guy like went home and wrote no gay people
[00:11:51] On his cake and icing and then like cried and made a video and said that the whole foods did it and the whole foods was like
[00:11:56] Oh, no, we didn't absolutely were one of the gayest grocery stores
[00:12:01] It's like no way that we did that even if we're homophobic
[00:12:04] Yeah, and then they had like they had security camera footage or something that proves that the cake
[00:12:09] You know it's like it's like a window in front of the cake. You can't see it at all. It's like him looking at the cake
[00:12:17] Yeah, I love what my favorites is like when it's an old white guy
[00:12:21] It'd be great if that guy pretended to be gay for years. Yeah, this scam
[00:12:28] Was just sucking dick on camera and he's like I hate doing this, but I'm gonna I'm gonna make two million dollars
[00:12:34] Yeah, dude. There was a scandal at I think University of Maryland when I was in college some Jewish girl was like
[00:12:41] You remember those whiteboards they had that you put on your door. Oh, yeah, she's your unswash
[00:12:53] Because that happened a couple of times a gw. Yeah. Yeah, there was a girl every time. Yeah, it was a girl
[00:13:03] Was the name of the Jewish girl that's so true. Oh, don't ever don't ever do so. I love making
[00:13:10] I'm doing false black attacks. Um, yeah, my favorite is that meme that goes around with I guess the whole food guy was a false
[00:13:19] No, that's very nice when I was at Penn State for a little bit like right after I left
[00:13:23] There was some girl that lied about being kidnapped
[00:13:26] And then there's also all those kids there that lied about
[00:13:36] She said it was some black guy and like pulled her in a car and then they looked at footage and she was in her dorm
[00:13:46] That's incredible. She's like, yeah, I got kidnapped. She's in her room. Yeah, she even go to like another room in the dorm
[00:13:53] Yeah, yeah, I mean like within 24 hours. They're like this never happened
[00:13:58] Who had a deaf sister and she told me that uh one time when they were like kids her deaf sister came home
[00:14:02] And she was like I was raped on the way home and her whole family was like, oh my god
[00:14:06] What they were all crying and then eventually she was like no, I wasn't I'm sorry
[00:14:09] I just said it to get attention or whatever and she told me that story is like an example of people like lying about rape
[00:14:15] But it's like it might have just been that she was overwhelmed by the reaction of everybody and then she was like, oh never mind
[00:14:20] It didn't happen and it's just you know, I don't know. I mean, that's how I interpreted
[00:14:24] I was just listening to this story be told to me and thinking like oh fuck would have
[00:14:28] Yeah, you know, that's what happened or maybe she didn't know the sign language for psych
[00:15:07] That's the worst crime in the situation
[00:15:19] The boardwalk girls these board shorts and just says a panic
[00:15:30] I can't listen to OAR or I'll have a fucking flashback
[00:15:36] Speaking of velcro I remembered recently as a little kid that I couldn't do my shoes for a while
[00:15:42] I couldn't tie my shoes till pretty late, but I also had gigantic feet
[00:15:47] So I had to rock velcro's, but they were like the old man orthopedic
[00:15:51] Bigger shoes make it easier to tie your shoes. I just couldn't get a handle on knots
[00:15:56] I feel like sketches has like fat kid shoes. Yeah, they but see this we're talking 1994
[00:16:05] Yeah, so I had to just wear like those either completely white or completely black
[00:16:15] Like shoes from like that look like I survived the Korean War security guard like mall security
[00:16:20] Yeah, I was like a fat little six year old in those
[00:16:24] That's so funny that you couldn't tie your shoes into your 13
[00:16:27] Well, I don't know seven rain girls are better at buttons and knots and like clasps and stuff
[00:16:33] I think so. I've never been able to take a bra. Yeah, I always just very clumsily
[00:16:38] Like pop a titty out until the girls like are you gonna ruin my bra and then yeah, and they cost so much money to yeah
[00:16:45] Yeah, which is great. I love I like to do it quick and then they look impressed and then you just show them the knife
[00:17:08] Damn, that shit is so cool. That was supposed to be like a thing guys were embarrassed about like not being able to take off a bra and I like never
[00:17:14] Got that like what girls like oh, I'm not gonna fuck you. You're not gonna like
[00:17:17] Clasps. Yeah at that point you're already in yeah, you're like ready gonna see some titties
[00:17:24] Have you ever not fucked someone because they couldn't work the clasp?
[00:17:29] I haven't really had a lot of sex. So I feel like I'm not a good person to ask okay Adam
[00:17:34] Have you ever not fucked someone no one's ever taken your bra
[00:17:37] I mean like I've like two two people and one struggled and one didn't that's basically
[00:17:43] That's basically having never having fucked
[00:17:46] That's almost worse than having not fun
[00:17:55] Numbers with those oh, that's right because you're divorced you were married. Oh, yeah
[00:18:04] You won't put your last no, okay. Yeah, I mean if I'm 23 so oh
[00:18:09] Okay. Yeah, that's a good age should be divorced. Yeah, I guess it's funny. It's like a fun
[00:18:14] It's a fun no one will ever like expect it then it's like
[00:18:17] I'm sure people don't really see it coming. Yeah. Yeah, he was a oh my god. I was telling Dasha earlier and Adam that
[00:18:36] You were married to a dumbass month like this
[00:18:38] It already came out that the machine was like shit, but he was like I'm investing
[00:18:48] By when it's low, I guess I don't know but he was like emailing the guy who owned the company like begging for a job
[00:18:55] That's incredible to me. This sounds like somebody that'll one day start a very successful
[00:19:02] I think you shouldn't shit on his dreams
[00:19:06] Love juiceroad dude. It was just basically like they sold bags basically. Yeah, you just squeezed the bag and it was the same thing
[00:19:16] Yeah, damn that was a great silicone valley fail
[00:19:22] Damn, that's why I wonder if you can still buy the bags because you know if you don't need the machine ask your I just got an instant pot
[00:19:30] Oh, you can do a ball ball. I got the Boston marathon next year. I am
[00:19:39] It would be kind of like every single year. Someone was said hang loose every single year until Boston decides it's not as strong as it thought it was
[00:19:49] Could we do it could we do a Boston bombing? I'm gonna make I'm gonna buy pressure cookers and bomb Adnan's way out of jail
[00:19:55] Oh, you're so fucking sexy. I want to fuck odd non. So are we bombing Syria now? Oh, yeah
[00:20:03] Hadan Shahar who's I don't know I was serious
[00:20:09] Free him too. Yeah free every yeah, I don't doctor nasser
[00:20:19] Um, what's the Egyptian? What is nasser? He nasser what used to be the president of Egypt? Yeah, then yeah
[00:20:27] Yeah, well, but that was his first name, right? No, gammel. Yeah
[00:20:37] That does sound like what we're talking about
[00:20:39] That's tight. Yeah, he was he used to name. Yes, sir. Yes. Yes. Yes, sir. Yes queen Arafat. Yeah
[00:20:50] Let's get a fucking fat black lady to be in charge of that should be that should be the shoe made for little boys like you airfats
[00:20:59] You're like they're high top fly us high top velcro's I'm too fat the tiger for some
[00:21:04] Well, I was too stupid to time I think you very not too fat though. Not too fat. Do you know how to now?
[00:21:10] Like I do it. Yeah, no, no, I'm so good. I get it. I would say 70% of the time. I nailed it
[00:21:15] That's nice and then the other time I just you do have huge feet. Yeah, they're dumb like
[00:21:22] They're very one of the one I want to put mine up because I wear a size five. So I really tiny feet. Oh my gosh
[00:21:28] Yeah, one of the one of the cords is clicking. Oh
[00:21:31] Oh, is it mine? I don't know just shake them out until they stop. Yeah, it's good. I think it's good now
[00:21:37] Yeah, it's probably mine bitch. Sorry. Sorry about that fucking asshole. We need to get I need to go get new equipment
[00:21:47] Like as a new partner in your apartment. I got a new apartment
[00:21:50] I got high ceilings in there in a second week once everything set up. We should get four big-ass captain chairs
[00:21:55] I don't have room for that. It doesn't matter. No, no, fuck your bedroom. You're sleeping in the living room
[00:22:00] The bedroom is come down headquarters. We have four giant and it's nautical themed. It's like we fucking stepped into a summary
[00:22:08] Maybe move your cell phone from out from underneath that saying starship enterprise. We should get like Picard's chair from
[00:22:15] Yeah, from the bridge. No, I want not I want a boat dude
[00:22:20] I want swivelly like Star Trek style chair swivel fine
[00:22:24] But I also want like fucking I want that wouldn't that big wooden wheel you should get a wooden steering wheel for your car
[00:22:32] Can you do that? Yeah, really? I think if you get pulled over though, it's like probably not legal
[00:22:38] But they wouldn't pull you or for that. I got you like they tack it on. Well, my roots steering wheel penis out
[00:22:46] Help you off is constantly hard so it has somewhere to fucking yeah first of all I'd like to live with black lives
[00:22:52] Don't matter. I think I'll be on my way
[00:22:56] No, it'd be cool if you got one of those and then you got a boner and you start steering the ship like Tommy Lee and that sex tape
[00:23:03] They'd see it they'd be like oh like Tommy Lee in the sex tape. That's hilarious. We're gonna let you go. Yeah, that's a great bit
[00:23:09] Yeah, that would be a good aspect. Yeah, I think I'm gonna drive my car exclusively with my penis from now on
[00:23:16] That was the one though Tommy has a big ass
[00:23:18] That was one of the coolest things I ever saw in my formative years was the Tommy Lee's drummer from Mr. Nanspeans
[00:23:32] Yep, it was that I would I would sometimes I'm gonna do it one day. I'm telling you I want to you know
[00:23:38] Honestly, I've said it before I'll say it again. The dream is a
[00:23:43] Graph Zeppelin, you know, that's rigid airship with a logo the show on the side
[00:23:54] The idea that we tried to swap out there like no just do jizz
[00:24:04] That's smart if you go so far into the extreme they're like fine just regular comes okay. Yeah
[00:24:12] No, it's not a suazig. I just to come happen to land that way every time I beat off
[00:24:18] I just comes out that way. I think it's a sign
[00:24:22] Now I just I would love to have the money is just I mean that that would I feel like I would finally be happy if I had a
[00:24:28] Rigid airship. Yeah, it's got to be pretty slow means of travel. It's very slow, but it's luxurious as shit
[00:24:34] Take fucking a couple of weeks a couple of weeks to get across the Atlantic go five miles per hour the whole way
[00:24:40] Not a single bump in the road. No just float on a balloon is a dine. It's like being on a dining car, you know
[00:24:46] What about like wind and smoke cigarettes smoke pipes in there. Yeah, listen to the Victrola
[00:24:52] Talk about this, you know this Chamberlain guy and how he's a pussy
[00:24:59] How big are the cabins in those airships, they're pretty fucking pretty big yeah
[00:25:04] Wait, don't those explode easy as hell only if you use
[00:25:08] Hydrogen is the lifting gas instead of helium with the problem with rigid airships is that the United States had all the helium
[00:25:14] And like we weren't giving it to anyone else so the US based airships were all made out of helium and elsewhere
[00:25:20] They used hydrogen as a lifting gas and hydrogen is blows the fuck up damn so that happened with
[00:25:28] Hindenburg yet, and then you should just have a whole town. Isn't only Bioshock infinite. They just like they have a town
[00:25:34] Yeah, I never played that one. I got the Bioshock
[00:25:37] Remaster because I love the first one and then the second one sucked
[00:25:40] But never played the third. Yeah, I think you should get that I don't want a town. Yeah, I want an airship
[00:25:50] I want a moron at the Empire State Building and throw pennies at the poor
[00:26:03] Yeah, let's try the terminal velocity is what like a hundred and twenty fucking now man
[00:26:09] That's how Eric clapton son died penny through the someone through pennies
[00:26:14] Eric clapton was just he wasn't looking at the window open and on the change fell Eric did a little black magic
[00:26:24] Paul Newman his son died and he's like I guess it would be really good fucking driving cars and then just dedicated his life to
[00:26:30] Being a race car driver after his son died. What's your son into cars or something?
[00:26:34] It's not died of like a drug overdose or something. Oh, so it was like he was like he was like an enthusiast
[00:26:40] And then after his son died he just like focused so it's like something very gay happened to me
[00:26:44] So I'm gonna do something awesome raise cars in south dressing
[00:26:47] Yeah, my man's just chugging fucking Caesar. Yeah taking the fucking turns like a fucking
[00:26:53] beautiful speed demon would a piece of ass like I was Paul Newman was a sexy hottest guy of all time very sexy man
[00:27:05] I would be I would be incredible. No nothing good would happen if you could I would enter rooms and just get
[00:27:11] Standing ovations. No one would be interested in hanging out with you
[00:27:15] Even if I looked like that. Yeah, just other gay men. I guess that's true for you
[00:27:19] I was like okay. No for you though if I had that look it would make me get it would be gay
[00:27:24] Your personality plus Paul Newman's looks becomes a gay man. I'd be flexi sexual
[00:27:31] But they'd have to be on like my level kind of so it'd be only a handful of people well if I look like Paul Newman
[00:27:36] I would fuck a lot of people no matter what they look like really. Yep about Paul Bloomin insta-bloom angry
[00:27:46] That's good three Paul Newman's and all blue
[00:27:50] Which cat blue Cassidy in the Sun that's done Dan's blue blue
[00:27:54] Same exact movie that just both in blue face
[00:28:08] Yeah, hell yeah, I've never seen that movie but seems pretty Cassidy, but I've seen the sting
[00:28:13] It's a classic the sting is great. The sting goes I'm due for a rewatch of us. Noors crossing
[00:28:19] We watched that pretty recently the color of money and then in parentheses. It's blue
[00:28:28] How about that weird sequel with Tom Cruise to the color of many that's the sequel
[00:28:38] And yeah, how about that thing I don't even know what I'm talking about
[00:28:43] When I worked at blockbuster the color ma'am I forget that you worked at blockbuster
[00:28:47] I feel like we would have been much better friends that I know you in the blockbuster. Oh the blockbuster
[00:28:51] It's so funny that your blockbuster guy don't know shit about movie
[00:28:54] No, dude because that's how little movies I saw that like while I worked at blockbuster
[00:28:58] I just watched like good fellas and like shit like I was so funny someone coming up to stop for like
[00:29:07] Also, you can't go wrong with the Lion King. Yeah, also that one porno I found in my dad's
[00:29:14] They had no, but my dad had a porno that was fast times at richmond high, but it was like a porn version the porn version
[00:29:24] Yeah, it was pretty good. Have you guys ever seen cuz am Jim that was shot?
[00:29:30] Terrible I watched it recently me and elders were high. He's a genie. It lives in a boom
[00:29:35] Bunch the first the first wishes junk food to the sky. Yeah, you really have used to upset me as a kid
[00:29:40] Also, we're like that's such a waste of food. He's not gonna be able to eat all that. Yeah
[00:29:44] That was like because of the success of space jam. They're like that's it
[00:29:47] We put it basketball players movies even though like Michael Jordan in space jam is that's like one of the worst performances
[00:29:58] Yeah, but it's a cartoon and then there's just happens to be Michael Jordan. Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:30:02] That's just how good famous Jordan was damn. I don't know bugs should we should we get our friends lives back?
[00:30:08] Should we try to should we try to get our friends souls back buds? I don't know
[00:30:13] They're like yeah, Michael. We really need your help. This means a lot to us. He's like, okay
[00:30:19] Just reading all of his lines to camera
[00:30:27] I was just I was shitty green screening around him and a director's chair next to the craft services table
[00:30:37] You can see a little ham and cheese roll
[00:30:41] I what when I watched cuz then what I was shocked by was it like how much of it was just plot like most of it was just
[00:30:47] Setting up with that kid's life is bad. Yeah, it was like I want to see you know
[00:30:52] Shaq do some genie shit. There's and Shaq was like a mentor more than steel. He wrapped though
[00:30:59] I will not do that, but he did like bad genie rap. He wasn't that good of it
[00:31:04] I kind of like Shaq's actual checks got a couple bangas that you can't stop the rain remember Juana man
[00:31:16] Have you seen Juana man I feel sometimes they do this thing more like read a Wikipedia article about a movie and I'm like
[00:31:22] I feel like you've imagined that you see it. I just read an article about it. Yeah
[00:31:26] I'm thinking I would remember that no Juana man's a good one. Yeah, it inspired me a lot as a kid
[00:31:34] I didn't I didn't see a lot of movies like growing up my parents were extremely conservative
[00:31:41] Religious so we got a religious just like non-dimensional Christian
[00:31:51] Shonda so you are Jewish tech yeah, my dad's Korean and native Hawaiian and my mom's whoa
[00:31:56] That's a fun combo hybrid. Yeah, that's a beehay dude. Yeah
[00:32:06] But yeah, like I was I was like 18 and I was like even I'm trying to think of like family guy if that was on my mom's like you better turn that
[00:32:17] Yeah, for Kevin Sorbo movies. Yeah, I never see those Kevin Sorbo movies. I did the uh the new one
[00:32:24] The one god gods. God's not that's not dead. Oh, we should watch that. I wonder watch that in the uh cultan burpo
[00:32:32] Uh Kevin Sorbo's like yeah, actually I agree. I'm an atheist wait Dean Kane is also in the movie too, right?
[00:32:38] Damn is Dean Kane religious. I think Dean Kane and Kevin Sorbo are in that movie if I'm not mistaken
[00:32:43] I think Dean Kane's in it, but I wonder if he's religious. Well the guy the atheist gets hit by a car at the end
[00:32:49] That rocks really like the last minute he convert
[00:32:58] Do believe in this stupid fairy tale. Yeah, it's like just superstition
[00:33:02] That reminds me this Tyler Perry movie. Fuck. What was it?
[00:33:05] Where it's like fucking like uh like somebody gets brain cancer. They're like
[00:33:14] For colored women. No, no, there's this type of prayer movie where it's like
[00:33:18] This woman is being is in a horrible relationship. Is this the new one that's coming up? No, no, no, this is like a company
[00:33:27] It was dude. It was like so this woman the plot is this woman is in a bad relationship
[00:33:32] She starts a dream job. Her husband's not supportive
[00:33:35] Then a famous guy like takes a shining tour. He's really nice to her
[00:33:39] He like you know gets her to fall in love
[00:33:41] She cheats on her husband leaves him and then as soon as she leaves him and it's with the guy
[00:33:44] He turns into like a horrible guy and then at the end he's cheating on her and then it turns out he had AIDS
[00:33:54] And then it the movie ends with her getting a job
[00:33:57] She's aiderine and her husband who now has who she left for the famous guy
[00:34:02] And now is a successful pharmacy owner and he has like a hot wife who loves him
[00:34:16] Tyler Perry movie coming out and it's like
[00:34:19] You know after the success of black panther like if that movie doesn't do well
[00:34:22] Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I mean if you don't go like you're not you're still racist
[00:34:26] Mm-hmm. Even if you saw a black panther. Yeah, you have to go see the Tyler Perry movie to really prove you're not racist
[00:34:32] Yeah, I'm gonna go to that in cosplay as well
[00:34:42] Go to the dollar very opening a blackface. We're like, well, we're cosplaying
[00:34:46] What are you what are your your what is medias? She says you're and stuff?
[00:34:51] Mm-hmm. Whatever. I don't know. She says you're
[00:35:14] Saying it's like it's for you. It's she'll say it's for you
[00:35:30] The next move is a little hibachi girl some lawn chairs
[00:35:35] Absa fucking lute little courtyard area in front of my new place. He's about there by the mailbox in the trash. Yeah
[00:35:41] Yeah, it's just like a small it's like the same thing in my old place
[00:35:44] We're gonna we should we need a barbeque barbecue. Yeah, I'm gonna park or something
[00:35:51] When you know max and then we're done with the backyard
[00:35:56] It's gonna look sick. How long is I gonna take it's getting nice like I think it'll be ready
[00:36:00] But tell them to hurry the fuck up. Stop is hungry. Stop hungry. Stop hungry. He doesn't know how to tie his shoes
[00:36:07] I know how to tie my shoes now. He's ready for some Oscar Myers. Thank you very much. Did you roast a whole lamb?
[00:36:11] Like do for do that at home. I've never done a whole lamb, but I'm very interested in doing it
[00:36:15] I think that'd be cool. Yeah, be scary too. It's just someone on the streets. Yeah. Yeah
[00:36:21] We should do that. How do they do that? What is that?
[00:36:24] Initially a leg or whatever that's weird beehive shit is we're gonna get shwarma. Oh, yeah
[00:36:29] Yeah, what a part of it. What is that? No, it's just all slices. It's all slices and they just stack on stack
[00:36:36] But no, no, but for the but in for like eastern shit. We'll do that with a whole fucking lamb
[00:36:41] You know, I found out recently al pastor
[00:36:44] Because of the Lebanese immigrants to Mexico. Yes, that's why they do shwarma style. Yeah, but then it's like you watch that Netflix taco documentary
[00:36:53] Yeah, watch that talk which by the way, they stole that shit from greek people
[00:37:01] They did that's our shit. Well, you should write a letter or something
[00:37:03] Well, but al pastor fucking rules. It's an apple pineapple and pork got the pineapple, dude
[00:37:08] Fuck yeah, I just do anytime I does it al pastor taco option. I always go al pastor
[00:37:14] Yeah, you gotta go or kabesa because it's head. Yeah
[00:37:19] So you gotta eat head. Well al pastor tinga de rais was that yeah, I don't know it's some type of red red sauce
[00:37:27] Yeah, tinga de rais is good. I like tongue and head. Yeah
[00:37:31] Oh, and I also and let's start talking about tacos now guys. Yeah
[00:37:38] Mm-hmm. There's a whole whole world of different types of tacos
[00:37:45] Pork rind. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cheat your own. Yeah
[00:37:49] That shit is so disgusting. Is it like super greasy? It's wet pork rinds
[00:37:56] They had they had they had like the whole pig skin all slimy and shit. Oh, it can't be slimy
[00:38:00] It's gotta be crispy with the no no cheat your own. It's like a wet pork rind taco. Yeah, it's like calamari pork
[00:38:06] Yeah, I'm back in now. You described as calamari. Yeah, it's like a crispier thicker pork rind. Oh, that sounds great
[00:38:13] I don't know what you're talking about. It's all right. It's okay. We can calamari. Yeah right now
[00:38:22] Grilled. I love pork, but for a while I can eat it because I went to uh
[00:38:26] They come to our boys die after the invention of the barbecue
[00:38:42] That would be incredible dude. They're a really cool way to die
[00:38:45] But no the pigs they they kill them by gassing them
[00:38:47] Oh, she makes it up. No just anywhere that because it's like the most humane way, but they they are like screaming
[00:38:53] It's a holocaust. It's a pig holocaust. Yeah, what the gas chamber smells like Jake
[00:39:00] Damn, I I do feel bad for those the only animals I feel bad for because they're smart. Yeah, they are
[00:39:06] Boys they're smarter than my dog. Yeah, we should we I think they know they're alive. Should we get a pet pig?
[00:39:11] Uh, yeah, that'd be sick. That'd be awesome. Yeah, a little pink round-ass motherfucker
[00:39:24] I would never eat the pig. Stavade charlotte
[00:39:27] I would love to name it after charlotte swab. You don't know which characters
[00:39:43] Well, good chill. I guess uh, I'm probably gonna eat that other
[00:39:46] Cookie whoopie pie. Yeah. Yeah, help yourself. Yeah, Kelly brite. Oh, yeah, shut up. Kelly brought
[00:39:54] I sorted which I didn't realize was a real thing. Yeah, I thought it was like a yeah, it's like they're claimed a fame
[00:40:00] And Lancaster Pia. Yeah, she fought pipe pickled eggs. That was another one pickled eggs. I just ate cold
[00:40:06] What's like the big thing about Lancaster just how's those things just the people come to like all get the Amish people
[00:40:20] I hit my car last week. I just bought a new car. It's what?
[00:40:24] No, some of them some of them drive he had a tractor
[00:40:27] You guys be one of those Amish cuz just smoking cigarettes watching Mario and your
[00:40:34] They drive and someone have iPhones there whoa, I hate
[00:40:40] Yeah, dumb haircuts in the hats. They're called something else. They're not Amish. They're uh, men and I men and I see
[00:40:48] With some rum springer dudes. Do they have?
[00:40:50] Someone asked me where they could get where they could get alcohol, but I've never seen any of them on meth
[00:40:55] Oh, don't they all like do like ice and shit? Yeah, well, they go wild, but they always go back. They all stay in yeah
[00:41:01] Yeah, because the real world sounds yeah because if your options are like Amish bullshit or like rural Pennsylvania
[00:41:08] Yeah, yeah, yeah, obviously you're gonna in a meth dream right? Yeah, some broken fucking post industrial town
[00:41:15] Yeah, you got it. Yeah, go hang on allentown and do heroin and I bet I bet if you were some kind of gay predator
[00:41:22] Getting some good Amish boy pussy on on on uh, spring
[00:41:26] I'm out shout out to all of our gay predators
[00:41:38] Find yourself a nice I bet if you're one of those nice pictures randy quaid, you know kingpin boys
[00:41:46] Gee, I don't know mister. I don't know if I should be sucking your dick like this mister
[00:41:54] You want the fucking mat you want the menthol secrets or not? This is what they cost
[00:41:59] Don't look it up with a hero since like boy. You got the as a chance to be one of the best dick shunkers there is
[00:42:06] And you're blowing it fuck now. That's a good movie kingpin
[00:42:11] It's so fucking funny. He can fucking rules. They played it too much on comedy sounds for the owner kind of yeah the afternoon
[00:42:20] That joe dirt. Yeah joe dirt wasn't funny though. Was it no?
[00:42:26] You know he fucks apparently david spade is the is fucks a lot. Yeah, how is this the only fact?
[00:42:33] You're pulling that purchase bear it's fuck a lot. I just I'm that's not on IMDB
[00:42:39] Like I don't know how you would know that about Burgess there's a little hard dick badge
[00:42:43] He kind of looks like these like 2018 Davis Bay looks like kind of like
[00:42:48] Like that rock of love guy kind of right brett michael's yeah, no, he's kind of got like a kind of
[00:42:53] Kind of a weird x rocker kind of yeah, I guess yeah probably
[00:42:59] He used to be like a nerd like when he was in like, you know black sheep or whatever
[00:43:03] I don't think that but I still think I think he just had it in him to fuck his whole life
[00:43:06] I don't know where but now he's sort of like an ed hardy kind of guy maybe but I'm not sure
[00:43:14] He's a french guy. It was a french guy. Yeah, wow the Audi
[00:43:20] Christian art is a wait really yeah and then ed hardy was his brand and he's like we put light yeah what if like
[00:43:28] They were so cool the detail on the lighter
[00:43:32] You know it's for people who have right we can't write motor cycle anymore because their prostate is swollen
[00:43:40] Let's do it with wear our clothes jeans for angry retard
[00:43:54] Never cool well it was like yeah, it was never cool
[00:43:58] The coolest clothes of the super kmart clothes that are like
[00:44:02] You know it's spider-man skateboarding in front of a bunch of blue flames
[00:44:05] So what the fuck is going on here that rocks the spider whose body is a ging yang symbol
[00:44:10] Yeah, I'm all in on that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah damn
[00:44:16] Dude, yeah, I want to I want to start getting more of those kind of fashion. Yeah, we should go to a super K
[00:44:22] We should find are they still around do they open? Yeah, they're closing down. You could probably find it a good will though
[00:44:30] No, you gotta go. You gotta super cane link. Yeah. Oh nice big target. We're targeting target. Um, what's it called?
[00:44:37] Super target super target. Yeah. Oh nice. They love kmart over there
[00:44:43] That's their shit is kmart. Do they have a little do they have a fucking uh wait really?
[00:44:48] They I know people like it's just like well. I actually I live in Harrisburg. Oh shit. It's like a
[00:44:52] Yeah, oh that's cosmopolitan. Oh, guess who knows the capital of Pennsylvania?
[00:44:57] Why do you know the capital? I know all the capital. Arkansas little rock was easy fuck even I knew that um
[00:45:06] I'm really bad at them watch ready. There's no no
[00:45:09] Phoenix. Yeah, it's probably Phoenix. I don't know. I don't know what keep going watch how many I can get wrong
[00:45:21] Washington. Yeah, because the state house is in Boston Washington Seattle Washington. Oh state coma. Uh helvetica
[00:45:50] Don't make me enough time to do all north dakota south dakota
[00:45:54] Huh? Pierre maybe that's out Dakota. Yeah, shut up. Fargo
[00:46:03] Bismarck and Pierre are either south Dakota North Dakota
[00:46:11] Bismarck was supposed to be that was a boom town
[00:46:14] 10 years ago. Oh, yeah, cause a little bit of property in bismarck because they have gold or natural. Yes natural gas
[00:46:23] Andy Hansel me. He just did comedy out in Calgary in Canada and he said it's like cowboys
[00:46:30] Yeah, he said it's like like redneck Canada and it's like people like got pissed off
[00:46:36] About like they don't like libs and like oh nice like the north Dakota of Canada
[00:46:41] Yeah, they got fucking cowboy. They got you know their hockey team is named the flames the flames the flames the fags
[00:46:52] So true Adam. Have you guys seen deadwood? That's the Dakotas, right? Yeah, we loved it. Well, it's the Dakota territory
[00:46:58] So it's not necessarily the Dakota. Oh, it's not well
[00:47:01] It's a whole area of the country that was just like the Dakota
[00:47:04] Deadwood was unincorporated at the beginning of the series and then the folks in yankton wanted to incorporate it into the
[00:47:11] Oh, damn. Who gives a fuck? Yeah. Well, all right. Sounds like the cocksucker over here has got all the information
[00:47:17] I love that. He's the cocksock this celestial cocksucker
[00:47:21] Uh, I say that a lot on the show no one talked back that liked that back there was there was one
[00:47:26] They did they didn't they were I thought it was the reason that they got away with it
[00:47:29] Is they're like yeah, this is super historically accurate
[00:47:31] It's not the reason they got away with it because it's HBO and people love to watch that shit
[00:47:36] I mean they were encouraging so good though
[00:47:38] But the people would people were foul mouthed but they would blast fiend so they would say things like you know
[00:47:43] Like sounds which nobody cares about now, but back then it was like
[00:47:47] You know what like sounds is like yeah, I was saying like saying like gosh darn and things like that
[00:47:53] It would blast fiend which was like cursing now
[00:47:56] It's like you know saying stuff that yeah, you know took the Lord's name in vain and stuff
[00:47:59] But they weren't going around calling each other cocksucker in fact
[00:48:03] For sure that was there was one insult on there because shut watches the show. Yeah, so he'll they'll run it in my apartment
[00:48:11] They there was one guy who who insulted another guy by being like this man sucks cock by choice
[00:48:22] We all every once in a while are forced to suck cock
[00:48:27] Who amongst us road agents road agents made me suck cocks and they stole my wife's jewels
[00:48:33] I want to be a fucking road agent. Yeah, let's do it bandit. Yeah, that'd be cool
[00:48:40] You get bandanas and shit. We could be six shooters. We could be bandit. No, you'd fall off the horse. Listen up
[00:48:53] I can smell money. I think it's over here boss. This is Adam like
[00:49:10] I love it, dude. We got it. Yeah, yeah, you guys can steal. I'll seduce
[00:49:18] You got you snort the money and you're the honey pot. I'm the only pot. Yeah getting in their petty coats
[00:49:24] That's right. Oh, I'm all up in them petty coats, dude
[00:49:27] And then I embrace my native american blood and I cut their scouts off
[00:49:31] Exactly. You probably maybe have a little no he does
[00:49:34] Inhes Irish and whatever the fuck regular ass. Yeah, but think about it. He's got a little trapper
[00:49:41] No, no, why why not now only people from the middle of the country army you should start lying about that like uh
[00:49:46] That's every white person's go to lie. What's your name? Elizabeth Warren when I moved to Texas everybody's like, yo
[00:49:52] I'm part native american like everybody's part native american. I doubt they are
[00:49:56] Yeah, nobody on the east coast is part native american dude
[00:49:58] Everyone I feel like growing up in baltour everyone pretended every white person pretended. What about in pennsylvania?
[00:50:04] I didn't grow I grew up on the west coast. Um, we're in the west coast
[00:50:08] I think you said you're from moorland. That's where my parents live now
[00:50:11] But I lived in huai and uh carlsbad. Oh, yeah, why isn't the west coast though? Yeah, I mean like if you had to pick what would you say?
[00:50:19] Asia it's not asia. It's ocean. I grew up in asia
[00:50:37] Did you stir after you fucking catch the i was never good at it, but like i've tried nice i go back my like uh, my dad's family still lives there
[00:50:49] No, i've seen they have like a uh a meth park
[00:50:53] Yeah, and uh you can just kind of sit around and watch it's like an amusement park that dog the bounty hunter
[00:51:00] They're like yeah, whatever dog catches someone he's like are you on ice bro?
[00:51:06] He was just at eric ondrey's birthday party. Oh, yeah, just wandering around people are like no
[00:51:11] That's a look alike. I'm like well, then it looks exactly like him. It probably is him his wife is beautiful
[00:51:17] Yeah, yeah her tits are the big estities her tits are real small
[00:51:24] bitch bitch. It was the joke on south park south park. Yeah, yeah
[00:51:33] That was a good episode. That's out to south park. Yeah, where's some other good south park episodes
[00:51:49] Well, there's one where he puts his cock in butters mouth or maybe he puts butters cock in his mouth
[00:51:53] And there's another one where the sea sea monkey episode
[00:51:56] Mm-hmm where there's a quick joke where he's like the way you get the semen is by knocking on a man's door and sucking it
[00:52:07] Carman saw the man's dick is a major plot point
[00:52:10] Goddamn salty too good. What a good show. Who's the one where he's trying to get that pony to bite off somebody's dick and the pony
[00:52:18] Yeah, god damn that was where it's like radio head told that kid. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's great
[00:52:26] I killed your parents. Scott teddy man. I made you your parents. That was good, man
[00:52:31] Yeah, so that's uh that's a good show if you guys want to check out south park
[00:52:37] A lot of people say the humor of this show is a lot like south park kind of style
[00:52:42] Yeah, we have the same political beliefs as matin tray too
[00:52:44] Uh conservative libertarians. Yeah, are they conservative libertarians? I thought they just don't give a fuck
[00:52:50] Yeah, I think they're fucking republicans. I think it's cool. They did acid at the academy awards. That is pretty for dresses
[00:53:02] Do you you don't even know them? Yeah, but I think they're cool because I made an offer to dr. Uvei bowl
[00:53:08] Oh nice. Yeah, my superty says hopefully he's in oh also I might listen
[00:53:12] I don't want to tease anything, but there's a good chance. I might be in penthouse
[00:53:16] Oh, yeah, you're saying no, so we'll see with your pictures. Yeah
[00:53:21] If I got a show cock for penthouse, I'd consider it
[00:53:24] I don't know man. You don't think I should show cock
[00:53:29] She's seen his dick. Yeah, my mom if anything my mom is definitely yeah
[00:53:32] I was always hard as a mom cleaned him his penis with her mouth every day
[00:53:36] And now she's the cute. He wasn't a lot. He wasn't able to tie his shoes or get the remaining piss off the tip of his day
[00:53:43] Until he was 13 so his mom would have to suck his dick and tie his shoes
[00:53:48] Six grade was really weird. I was like mom hurry up and suck my dick. The bus is outside
[00:53:54] That's that's pretty cool that your mom
[00:53:56] Your mom sucked you cuz I had to suck her you had to suck my mom's pussy. I suck my mom's tits until
[00:54:10] Sometimes you didn't need any other I still sometimes get emails. I used to throw tantrums
[00:54:18] I used to get a fucking bitch. I still get emails about that article I wrote about breastfeeding my 12-year-old
[00:54:24] Oh, hell yeah, people are really people are mostly like intrigued
[00:54:30] I won the one time this guy's like to me. That's so beautiful and so
[00:54:39] I mean, I know this is internet parlance, but men really are horrible
[00:54:49] I mean a guy trying to fuck a woman who wrote an article that said I
[00:54:56] Breastfeed my 12-year-old shot dog. That's what you're into right?
[00:55:01] I always think that those like TLC specials about moms that refuse to stop breastfeeding and then that you see you see like a 15-year-old boy
[00:55:08] Sucking his mom's tits is like you've seen it. They're old. They're like that's gotta be one of them
[00:55:11] That's so funny every single time they do it and you know it's coming and then she's like all right now
[00:55:16] And you see keep with the bull cut. This is fucking a titty. It's like always like weird pale British fans wearing vans
[00:55:24] We're so happy on mom. Yeah, let's us do this
[00:55:28] We're so happy that all mommy loves us. And what was that one where he's like a it tastes like sweet melon juice
[00:55:36] It's like kind of love sweet melon juice
[00:55:38] Like translucent colored skin. Yeah, well cuz I live off milk
[00:55:48] We got a titty milk boy. I would love to try it now breast milk. It tastes like yeah, I would be interested
[00:55:54] Should we date should we find a pregnant woman? We should email our titties
[00:55:59] We should find the pregnant woman in public follow her home
[00:56:04] Use her home address to find their email and then email her and be like hey
[00:56:07] I don't I don't want to come on too strong, but I followed you home the other day
[00:56:13] And then I found a way to get your address
[00:56:16] Email address from your home address which I have memorized at this point
[00:56:21] May I suck milk out of your breasts. I just wanted my to see if I like it
[00:56:26] Louis cats. I think you used to breast milk used to be his thing
[00:56:30] Was on a podcast with him. I think I did like his podcast with him like yeah
[00:56:33] Or he was dating woman who was had a kid or some shit and he used to drink
[00:56:38] Breast milk like pretty regularly and he said where is he getting it from this woman?
[00:56:42] He was dating straight from the tap straight from the tip, but it was chill fresh
[00:56:45] And he said it tastes like fruity pebbles non-pastor. Yeah, I've heard people say that it's like cereal milk
[00:56:50] Which that sounds awesome damn cereal milk that bitch probably has diabetes
[00:56:55] You think so she was black, but if you see a woman who like clearly has a newborn wait wait wait
[00:57:00] She was a boy. She was black. He's just sucking black pregnant ladies tits. Yeah bullcat
[00:57:07] It's not what you'd expect looking at that guy. No, it used to be his thing. Yeah, you know my thing is uh
[00:57:13] I really enjoy uh, you know sucking off black women's
[00:57:18] I should have him on to talk about talking. Yeah, you know a thing that's really good. Yeah
[00:57:25] I think it's like way a different part of his life now, but let's dredge it back up. Yeah
[00:57:29] Um, but you can make some unlactate just by like pretending imitating a baby or black tape about that
[00:57:45] Had a baby they'll just like start. Yeah Jason Jason Alexander did that the woman during celebrity poker
[00:57:51] She had just had a baby and he started me was they Jennifer Tilly? Yeah, maybe I don't know
[00:57:55] But I know somebody tried to meet to him over that they were like this is fucking disgusting
[00:58:01] It's a man's world. You want to play poker? Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. That's not sexual assault
[00:58:07] That is called being a fucking athlete. Yeah, I come whenever someone cries
[00:58:18] Actually i'll wear it. Yeah, I mean it's so funny
[00:58:21] I'm never gonna I will never be mad but like what dare you do that to a woman's body
[00:58:35] Like it wouldn't be sexual assault if you could make a man if you had like a whistle like you could
[00:58:44] You were doing that. I wouldn't be like that is right
[00:58:46] I'd be like good for you to figuring out that whistle. That would be so funny going up a crowded train on like
[00:59:01] Yeah, then there's just one like seedy guy in the corner that's like oh, yeah mine's also because of the whistle
[00:59:08] But yeah, I was I just became hard now with the rest of you
[00:59:11] That video of that woman calling out that fucking like black dude with the sunglasses on
[00:59:17] The way he just sort of like points at her real quick when he realizes she's like videotaping him. He's like, oh, okay
[00:59:24] He's jacking off the train and she'd let him have it. Yeah, she she went off
[00:59:29] Honestly, what are you yelling at a mentally ill person? I mean, yeah, you're right. She's in the wrong
[00:59:35] On Adam. She's yeah, I'm gonna take his this he's probably mentally disabled. He's not he's not just a horny weird motherfucker beating off on the train
[00:59:45] None of it. I guess Adam is pro beating off in front of women
[00:59:57] One time I was in the park in in Baltimore. I was riding my bike and
[01:00:00] There was like some hot women or whatever and I was you know not speaking so I'm jagging off and then prisoners came like clean up
[01:00:08] Clean up the yeah, yeah, yeah to clean up the park work release and these motherfuckers were
[01:00:15] Hollering at these women is like you're in jail
[01:00:18] Like one you think is gonna happen. Yeah, let him fuck that
[01:00:21] She was like he was like have they take him out to do slave labor? Let him yell at fucking and he was like we'll be out soon
[01:00:26] That was the thing he was like I'll be out soon mom
[01:00:28] It's like you're trying to set up a date. Yeah, respect to those prisoners. Well, tell you what folks. We are done
[01:00:34] Oh, are we we're out of time. Nice. Yeah, you got to show you got to go to you got to go back to Pennsylvania
[01:00:40] Damn in and now I got to go assemble my vacuum and do some uh
[01:00:45] Maybe uh, maybe suck on some some black uh tits
[01:00:50] It's just so funny to imagine him so funny. Yeah
[01:00:54] Oh, yeah, the lawyer is used to suck black
[01:01:03] He's gonna wave of people you hasn't talked about in years just a wave of people this weekend are gonna be like
[01:01:16] Yeah, not bad. Yeah, so also, uh if you have titty milk, we would like to drink it. Yeah, I'd like to try it
[01:01:23] Do anything to plug you got funny moms on the 23rd. Yes, it's my turn Tim. Yeah
[01:01:32] I heard about some more road shit. Yeah, maybe I do umar show you should yeah to get your yeah, what day?
[01:01:39] I don't know. I'm about to go down there. I'm messing. What are you going down? What are you doing?
[01:01:43] Uh, Josh is going to the Maryland Film Festival. I told her. Oh, fuck. What is that?
[01:01:50] Well, come yeah, yeah, yeah, I would love to come. Yeah, well, maybe we do a fucking live show in Baltimore
[01:01:56] Let's do it. Yeah, let's book that make a little make a little skrilla. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Oh our boss and show the tickets are available now
[01:02:03] It's September second. It's September second. Nice. So oh your titty just came out. Everyone just saw your titty. Oh, man. I missed it
[01:02:19] Just like am I supposed to flash my tits every time they hit a home?
[01:02:25] Damn well, let's send that I'm in a bad mood. I missed a titty. Wait what time I see them all the time. They're nice
[01:02:36] Thanks for having me on you guys. Oh, yeah, thanks for coming. I love my personal Twitter. Absolutely not
[01:02:42] Hurry up quick before you press the button back fan club
[01:02:44] Yeah, very underwhelming backpack fan. I don't know in reference to our backpack. I'm gonna say yes
[01:02:50] Do you have the gays kid alive or whatever the gays kid alive
[01:02:53] All right. Goodbye everybody. Bye guys. Right