Cum Town | Premium | 04/30/2018
[00:00:00] Isis get the fuck back inside you did the dumb bitch and here we are this is the bonus episode to be another one coming later today
[00:00:07] It's just a piece of shit from earlier this week. I think people are gonna like the people. Oh, yeah
[00:00:12] It'll be fine, but you know you get to today. That's a bonus guys. Hey, thank your pal stop a
[00:00:18] Man of the people who wants our shitty episodes out there
[00:00:22] Because if I drove a half hour at least hear a sort of riff for an hour, you know, that's how I yeah
[00:00:28] Yeah, we got big big fat nuts Jake in the building. Yes. Yes
[00:00:38] Another little trip to Africa. I was laughing about imagining Steve Harvey
[00:00:43] It's like doing a very anti-Black Panther joke
[00:00:48] He's like upset about it. He's like they come from a country called Wakanda. Wakanda name is that
[00:00:55] Why they why they pick a real black country?
[00:01:00] How about Zaire about Chad about hot Lenna
[00:01:27] Well Africa's ahead of the game because they train their kids to beat themselves
[00:01:30] You know to shoot they they go straight from beat to shoot. Yeah, sometimes they do it nude
[00:01:35] That's right. What was that guy that fucking warlord the
[00:01:42] He's like James Bond or is it better pissed off the new James Bond is gonna be nude the bones were
[00:01:51] He has shrinking everyone's head we heard what you were saying you wanted more representation
[00:01:57] The main villain is just a photographer
[00:02:05] Trying to give him condoms what is these cute it's a pet of pants James
[00:02:14] Not really what you're supposed to say, but okay
[00:02:20] That sounds good man, I watch the fuck out of that
[00:02:22] Yeah, you ever do that thing where you're like I'm gonna watch James Bond movies today
[00:02:27] And you watch like five minutes and one of them you're like oh these movies suck yeah, they're corny shit
[00:02:31] They're all bad. Yeah, but there's so many of them that it's like, you know
[00:02:35] I can't you want it you want to sit there and consume forty five movies and
[00:02:38] There are old those old conical titties that I love so much. Yeah big puffy nipples, which welcome to the cone zone
[00:02:45] I don't know what happened to the world, but that titties aren't like that anymore. Yeah, I've seen maybe
[00:02:51] Just a bras, but also I feel like we're puffier. It's probably climate change the moon or something
[00:02:56] Yeah, yeah, no it was more than a car and shapes. There was more room for a diversity of nipples
[00:03:04] Fucking cone titties one away. That's right. Tipper has got the most conical
[00:03:12] She fucks him in the ass with her fucking cone tip
[00:03:16] That's if you want to be successful in politics you have to have family members with retarded names sure
[00:03:21] But this is my I'm my name is John. This is my brother zipper head
[00:03:26] This is current you gotta have a gym Bob you are and T
[00:03:30] This is my son with extreme down syndrome
[00:03:44] I can't see a Sarah Pounds got trigger right trig. Yeah, what are the other what is some other trigger doesn't tag Romney
[00:03:53] That's right. What a terrible name. It's ridiculous tag blip
[00:04:11] Toothless guy on a porch just pointing it
[00:04:15] Doob ship dab that's what's in the Mormon the secret Mormon like the back of the church that women are allowed into that guys in there
[00:04:35] Gurb so he went to jazz game and he was first of all he was wearing a jersey over like a
[00:04:41] Suit like a dress shirt tucked into khakis
[00:04:45] Oh, but also the the jurors he picked the Utah jazz. They have so many great players
[00:04:52] He picked the one that was the best one is Joe Ingalls who's Australian
[00:04:56] He didn't even pick him because he's an immigrant he picked fucking John Stockton son who they only signed because of nepotism
[00:05:02] Who has never played at all? He's never played any basketball. He's literally just they just signed him at the end of the season
[00:05:08] He didn't play it all in the series. He like they don't even sell that jersey yet to have the widest member of the jazz
[00:05:20] Over and much so I enjoy I enjoy his looks like there's something about him
[00:05:24] I don't know what it is, but I just smart play
[00:05:44] Yeah, no we he was conceived on the end target
[00:05:49] Mitch crazy though. He's like his dad is from Michigan, right, but they went to the dog first. Yeah
[00:05:57] You have seen that clip. Oh you have it from like the dude in 2012
[00:06:03] Campaigning and he's just taking a picture with all these black people
[00:06:06] He's posing with them and then he goes because who let the dogs out
[00:06:16] Relate to them. Yeah, that's my favorite shit man like when McCain was like thank you daddy Yankee
[00:06:34] My favorite part about John McCain is apparently calls his wife a console
[00:06:50] He gets a pass for the chink thing kind of is an explanation for it
[00:06:53] But the kind thing is just like well, they were all they were all female guards. Oh, yeah
[00:06:57] They were all Chinese people are in Vietnam. They're always why
[00:07:04] Listen you fucking cunt wasn't crunching. I love you so much
[00:07:15] He was bad at flying planes though, right like I know Trump is right about Trump is actually right that he sucks
[00:07:20] It flying planes. He only got to do it because his dad was like in the name
[00:07:24] He was always fucking yelling at people that don't get captured
[00:07:29] You have said you've had such a harder life than me. I have just waltzed into being rich by being racist to black people
[00:07:37] Fucking rules. He rules. There's nothing better. There's nothing more endearing than unchecked
[00:07:48] It's got to be undeserved to a yeah to a point where it's like like when
[00:07:56] Went on that rant and she was like I grew up upper middle class and I fucking stayed that way through hard work
[00:08:05] That whole rant about how fucking lazy people are they all do that shit
[00:08:10] Yeah, every fucking rich bitch with like free rent in this. Yeah, you know, I earned this
[00:08:16] Yeah, yeah, yeah, the best people are people who just fucking own it. I got this roommate
[00:08:21] I love this this black guy. That's just like a Trump Republican
[00:08:24] Oh, yeah, he owns like this custom made jacket that's got this like severed Trump head on the back
[00:08:30] No, he told me it was Republican. I was like what's well, then why do you have a jacket? He just goes oh that that's for the girls
[00:08:46] You don't really start to get into trouble where you're like no, I don't have HIV
[00:08:56] Wait, he's a Republican just is he poor is he rich? What's going on rich?
[00:09:03] Diamonds of the Republic. That's my new podcast the Republic
[00:09:08] We're just doing impressions of different black eyes
[00:09:11] Republicans and then see if you get people listen to it and then at the end like you know a couple months in and
[00:09:16] It's like it turns out. It's just one white guy
[00:09:23] Like see there are black Republicans like oh nope, I do love it things last time
[00:09:28] I love that shit someone was like I saw a fake account called the dope conservative
[00:09:34] It's always like that in comment sections. It's like as a black man. I'm always wondering one. I mean we
[00:09:46] I'm black myself and I think it's disgusting what those be I mean we do
[00:09:53] Those diamond and silk people just got like straight up paid. Yeah, I think we just didn't get like give a fuck
[00:09:58] Yeah, like if you just opt out and just stop giving a fuck on politics altogether. I'll pay me enough money
[00:10:03] I'll say whatever. Oh, yeah, that's where we're at fucking
[00:10:05] We're we're a scyop. Yeah, we've been paid by the Trump
[00:10:08] Yeah, I'm actually a US Army project see how Jack the podcaster can get
[00:10:17] Wouldn't be so fucking funny if we came out that we literally were like part of the alt-rides
[00:10:22] Like we're like on someone's payroll to well, you know so many people probably I mean we literally are on some
[00:10:28] You're a paid by we're ground funded by that. Yeah, it's grassroots. All right. Yeah, if you think about it
[00:10:33] All all right stuff is grassroots. That's true. Trump was a grassroots brezzy. Yeah, I guess he literally was yeah
[00:10:41] I just want to go back to like just not caring which I'm already there. I think yeah, you know after the me two thing
[00:10:51] I've been through enough of these like get get mad him up
[00:10:56] Online that it's like yeah, I don't what's it? I feel like I'm thoroughly just not
[00:11:01] What would have to happen for you to care again another 9-11?
[00:11:06] Then you would like a tear would well up in your eye and you'd get patriotic or something. No, no
[00:11:11] I don't think I'd fall victim to that be cool. You started getting into like country music and shit
[00:11:17] Yeah, that's the kind of thing I can do
[00:11:21] Rain tumor late in life. Yeah, I'm doing a fucking hick. That would be awesome
[00:11:25] That'd be funny. You go Dennis Miller didn't Dennis wasn't Dennis Miller liberal before 9-11. Yeah a lot of people were
[00:11:30] Tolerious, but 9-11 broke a lot of people. Yeah. Yeah, Hitchens was fucked up by it
[00:11:38] Damn Hitchens isn't even American. Yeah, I know the fuck does that British piece of shit care?
[00:11:42] No, there's a lot of people that just started hating Muslims and they couldn't
[00:11:51] When you watch wild wild country, there's a clip it doesn't credit him, but you can hear his voice
[00:11:56] It's him like narrating a video of like one of their weird nude fucking cult freakouts
[00:12:03] Savages completely driven insane by the car. Yeah, yeah, it's just a bunch of fucking hippies. Yeah
[00:12:18] I can't my dad. I guess he can't really yeah. He started dislike my parents did not give a fuck
[00:12:23] They did not like Greek people just didn't care at all like everyone was like sad for a sec
[00:12:28] But yeah, they don't fuck they didn't hate Muslims any more than they did before it made me like Muslims
[00:12:35] They're very resource. I was pretty convinced. Yeah, I did it. So
[00:12:39] I mean, I don't really see how Muslims are involved
[00:12:47] You know none of them were in the towers. Oh, yeah, they all called that
[00:13:08] Oh boy, you think trump's gonna try and do a 9-11. Just fuck it up so bad. No, but he uh
[00:13:13] I mean, there's gonna be north korea's gonna give up his nuclear program. It's like it's just peace treaty. Yes disarm it
[00:13:19] There's gonna be unified korea and it's gonna be trump trump did it that is so funny. That's a funny shit
[00:13:26] Breaking people's brains. Yeah. Yeah, I see people trying to like argue their way out of that
[00:13:29] Well, let's like actually, you know, he shouldn't get the credit for it because if somebody was like, you know,
[00:13:35] So many of facebook was like actually I think the credit should go to kim jongoon's sister
[00:13:49] Women are incapable of being authoritarian that job
[00:13:53] No way that that kim jongoon's sister is not just like me a woke american
[00:14:00] She's empowering women. Yeah by killing people and feeding them to dogs
[00:14:05] You know for other women to rise. I you know, I don't defeat people the dogs in korea. That's like
[00:14:10] That's the balance, you know, I see you're going with the young in the young
[00:14:21] Exactly like if we were feeding people to cows here, I wouldn't have a problem
[00:14:26] That's what we should do. We should round up all the indian people and feed them to cows
[00:14:35] Harry korean Christian above the harry christian's in the harry christian book is their book
[00:14:41] Not the kamazoojia clifford to break brown dog
[00:14:45] There's one though, right not what's the bagad of agita? What the fuck is that bagad?
[00:15:13] Different baga vods and they're all like I think that's what Hinduism is like, you know, there's a religious text
[00:15:19] I think baga I get is they don't have that op-in-heimer quote in it. Oh, yeah
[00:15:24] Yeah, I've become death destroyer worlds. That's pretty bad ex-loat. Yeah, it's like it's you know op-in-heimer was like when we finally make this bomb
[00:15:34] Four months later. They made the bomb and he was like I've become death
[00:15:43] Yeah, it's like I've got the sickest tweet
[00:15:47] It's gonna go off when we kill all this Japanese people
[00:15:52] He was a fucking like Louis j gomez monster energy
[00:15:55] Yeah, it was awesome. I gave it to the school. Yeah, I always like all these people had like regret and shame after
[00:16:04] You know, Hiroshima and Nagasaki like everyone involved was like what the fuck is this?
[00:16:08] Like the next war is gonna destroy the world with the exception of Paul Tibbetts the pilot of the anola gay
[00:16:14] Who would then go around the country doing demonstrations of how he killed the Japanese
[00:16:18] There's probably like a replica plane. He'd be like and that's when I dropped a bomb on all those idiots
[00:16:25] Those slan-eyed motherfuckers. I got him. It serves you right
[00:16:34] Imagine going to see that. I don't know. It's worse being Paul Tibbetts or being the guys that are like
[00:16:39] Do you want to go to the reenactment of the massacre?
[00:16:46] Right up they got beer beer batter ballpark pretzels. I think oh, yeah, then afterwards is a kite festival
[00:16:54] Well, what they serve is mutated fish sticks. Yeah, they serve fucking three-eyed
[00:16:59] The three-eyed I just watched that simpsons where oh, yeah
[00:17:04] Yeah, what is it mayor or some shit governor? I don't fucking yeah, but uh, oh, hey, huh?
[00:17:15] That's good. Mr. Burns Smith is I'm gay. Yeah, me too, sir
[00:17:26] Damn smithers pounded off the yeah burns a lot. That was heavily implied that he was jacking off quite for sure
[00:17:33] Yeah, sure that one up that one up or his screen saver is like uh, yeah
[00:17:37] Hello smithers. Yeah, you really turned me on
[00:17:41] Like it's what so much weir that he wanted to fuck burns and that he was gay
[00:17:46] You know, it's like that makes sense. You think so. Yeah, he has a daddy thing. Yeah. Oh, yeah, cuz mr. Burns is like a million years old
[00:17:53] But he can't fuck you hard. I used to do simpsons trivia. Mr. Burns is 104
[00:18:01] How so it never changed I think he was 106 in one episode, but I think yeah, he's 104
[00:18:05] Yeah, because I think I don't know I got used to just sit online do simpsons really oh on the internet
[00:18:14] Hell yeah, dude. Oh, man. Did you win anything from it or was it for the love of the game? Yes, just
[00:18:23] Before I knew that you could like look at pornography and yell at people on the internet when I was a kid
[00:18:29] I used to go to like discovery channel dot com
[00:18:31] Yeah, yeah, just actually use it. Yeah, like it's the most wholesome ways look up ladybug facts. Oh, yeah, fuck man
[00:18:40] Yeah, I used to play um, I remember using the like encyclopedia
[00:18:49] How thermonuclear weapons were I was like obsessed with war
[00:18:55] Yeah, it's like massacres and shit. I loved middle-aged shit like I love fucking
[00:18:59] Like just feudalism and shit like that like king arthur. I wanted to know that she was real. Yeah like that
[00:19:07] It's it's cool like learning independently as a kid you're like oh, I can see why they decided to do school
[00:19:11] But then yeah, they put you think fucking dumb gay fucking building. Yeah, you gotta learn stupid stuff
[00:19:17] You should be able to learn on your own. Yeah, that's why my child will have an iPad and a mother and no father
[00:19:23] I'm just gonna put and I'm gonna send my son a new iPad every month
[00:19:28] In the mail daddy loves you. I'm not telling where I live
[00:19:41] If I had decided it was more important to play battlefield
[00:19:48] Do you remember the son's name smithers
[00:19:57] Damn dude, and then if someone wants to get at you like get back at you because of the met you'll have so many enemies at that point
[00:20:03] Yeah, they could do uh that movie old boy
[00:20:06] But it's you fuck your son. Fucks you. Yeah, you look like mr. Burns. Yeah, he fucks you
[00:20:11] Yeah, I don't really I don't think I have that many enemies. I guess tom iris is now an
[00:20:18] Trick tom and I you know I had the same relationship with tom that everyone else does which is like tom great set
[00:20:27] Which is all anybody does the tom iris and then something I guess like when I showed everybody that edge trader video
[00:20:32] But we've been talking about that for a year people knew about that
[00:20:35] Yeah, I don't know why tom has it out for i've never said anything bad about him other than just like pointed him and be like
[00:20:41] You have to see this. Yeah, we've definitely said bad things. Yeah, I of course, but it's like so has everybody
[00:20:48] Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, but we but I think it's literally when people started tweeting at him
[00:20:52] That he realized like because he never he doesn't understand that people are basically making fun of him
[00:20:57] Everyone who interacts with him but because people would tweet at him and it took I guess that's what the vault the sheer
[00:21:02] Also if you're listening this don't be mean to tom
[00:21:05] Yeah, like just appreciate him for bit tom's not an asshole. Tom's just an insane person
[00:21:10] Yeah, there's no reason to be so abusive towards him. It's like going to the zoo and throwing rocks at a king
[00:21:16] Well, it's like it's like Christian. It's like some people take it. He's like a rhombate with christian as like christian's just like a
[00:21:24] And he does enough on his own that you can laugh at you don't have to like you know, like
[00:21:30] Threaten him or scare him there's no reason to do that just appreciate him
[00:21:34] I don't know if you saw the other day, but christian tweeted
[00:21:36] I I have to pull up the tweet because I want to make sure i get the word exactly right
[00:21:41] But you know, he's always he always needs money because he's got these ongoing lawsuits with game stop
[00:21:49] Oh no, what was christian willing to do for money?
[00:21:52] Did I show you the scare did I show you the tweet?
[00:21:55] It's so funny and then he gets people send the money
[00:21:58] You know and it's presumably to keep the lights on his house
[00:22:00] And then he just like the lights still get shut off and then he's just posting pictures with like new legos
[00:22:13] Everyone pull yourselves together and if y'all want to see another house tour video
[00:22:18] $200 directly to my paypal gets you all the house tour inside and outside no negotiations on the price
[00:22:25] The so he wants he did he did a house tour for free and that's when people saw how fucked up the house
[00:22:30] He was living in it right right right and then I think like the department of health got involved
[00:22:34] And then he this is part of a tweet thread the next tweet is
[00:22:38] Anyone living locally to me in virginia or visiting charlotte's phil. I'll give y'all bj's for money too
[00:22:53] Completely brainbroken motherfucker that was like dude. I'm about to get blown
[00:22:59] He's gonna get stung by the cops because i'm in sex traffic. Yeah, dude. It's I mean, I'll give y'all bj's for money
[00:23:11] There's like a down home bj dude. Yeah, right. It's like it comes with fixings
[00:23:21] Why don't you slather my cock up and some cream chip beef?
[00:23:26] Yeah, I was gonna cook up a mess of bj's
[00:23:30] You want you suck this hollandaise sauce out of my asshole
[00:23:35] We gotta recommend to do some bj in this morning
[00:23:48] Can you just say you're gonna suck people off from money on the internet? Yeah, if you're retarded. Oh nice. Yeah, that's that's the loophole legal
[00:23:59] He got us against imagine being part of the like working at the district attorney's office. It has to deal with christian
[00:24:06] Numerous charges against him for assaulting game stock
[00:24:11] And you're like you're going to work. It's like 8 a.m. You make good money, but it's still like
[00:24:14] It's like pull that big file and put it on your desk
[00:24:25] Offering to some people's takes on the internet because the sonic cardboard cutout is a different color blue than he likes
[00:24:38] I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't mass shooting. That's probably the next step. You think he's got it in him
[00:24:42] Virginia's got real lax gun laws. That's I would not be surprised you can buy a gun technically if you're retarded and you know
[00:24:51] Did a mass shooting where a bunch of people died and it was him, you know if he got like
[00:24:56] 70 people he broke the record or whatever. No way if that happened. Yeah
[00:25:01] It like we would all just be like and that's the show
[00:25:04] You know, that's all there'd be nothing else that could ever top that in terms of like events, you know what I mean?
[00:25:16] Just the great. Yeah, like Jake Tapper reading about like going into the background of it would have to spend
[00:25:26] Well when he lost the competition for the best parappa the rapid pressure
[00:25:34] That's when it became clear that Chris was not headed in in the right. Sorry christine
[00:25:38] I don't I don't know if we should misgender her. Oh shit. Is it christine? Yeah, it's christine
[00:25:43] I love that. I mean just it's so funny his journey here is because it all started
[00:25:48] I mean people he had the comics but people didn't really know who he was online until he published that
[00:25:53] Video they're like it's wrong to be gay
[00:25:55] You know, he's getting in front of his house. So it's like this homophobic retard
[00:25:59] You all want some blowjob? Yeah, yeah, I'll give you all bjs
[00:26:05] The fact that he wound up. I mean when he became trans initially it was like what the fuck is going on in his backyard
[00:26:11] Deeking up his dead dog tucking his penis through his legs
[00:26:14] Going saying would you fuck me? I'd fuck me and it's like well, I guess this can't get any crazier
[00:26:22] This is like in jail and an online lego prostitute
[00:26:28] Got all right salute salute to a real one christine chin. Yeah a beautiful woman. No, he's got a break
[00:26:36] He's gonna team up with that chinese woman that assisted pat. Oh nice. Would it all charges?
[00:26:41] No, he doesn't she doesn't have it in her dude. Yeah, you know
[00:26:45] Beautiful chin. She's she's a lover dude. Not a mother Marlene. What was her name?
[00:26:52] Remember Steven paddocks won no the chinese woman. Oh, yeah
[00:26:59] She bought him a bunch of jade and other rare chinese
[00:27:12] It's there's a mummy trapped inside of this
[00:27:18] He was talking about the special or the paralimpics and he was like I watched some but not too much
[00:27:27] This thing is like he's so fucking funny man. He's he's
[00:27:34] He's just honest. That's what people don't like about it
[00:27:37] As he says shit that people just can't stand
[00:27:43] Like not being like it's not good or it's like kind of boring you said it's hard to watch
[00:27:50] Yeah, they're not very good at the sports, you know, you want to watch that, you know
[00:27:57] The shot put guy forgot it was a shot put thought it was a giant chocolate chip started trying to eat it
[00:28:07] You tell you just launch a turd out of your ass across the field. Oh straight out of your ass. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's good
[00:28:12] Yeah, yeah, they just drop on the crown
[00:28:17] It's just people just bending over just shitting and start as possible
[00:28:20] It turns just still drop out of their ass between their legs
[00:28:24] And here we have uh makas de trick from japanese
[00:28:28] It's uh the record holder two and a half inches and all schmitzel diet is how he's
[00:28:40] It would be interesting if society rewarded that to see how far we could shoot shit out of our asses
[00:28:51] It's interesting compared to days only 22 years old, but he's been shitting since he was an infant
[00:29:07] Not dude i guarantee you some shit i've taken no one no one scores anything
[00:29:11] Russian guy with like steroids and shit
[00:29:15] Yeah, to meet you ladda shankov this next from russia
[00:29:19] And his father actually invented the sport as a way to keep his family warm uh before they were executed
[00:29:33] No dude, you've never had a shit rocket out of your ass
[00:29:35] Nope never jake. Yeah, come on. It's it's real dude. It's real. Here's what sometimes
[00:29:40] Here's how you would have to train. You'd have to eat a gassy food. I guess that's what coming is like for women
[00:29:48] Yeah, it's like shit rocketing out of your pussy
[00:29:51] You'd have to be funny like the guy is like a cock and like uh
[00:29:55] He's like his wife's giving birth and it's obviously someone else's kid, but the kid just like slides out immediately
[00:30:01] He's just never in labor. He's like, oh, yeah, I guess that's
[00:30:04] That's what's how it's supposed to happen
[00:30:10] She's like, oh my god. I think oh he's here
[00:30:17] But I think to go back to my shitting theory
[00:30:19] Yes, I think you know, we should spend some time on I think you would have to hold in a shit for us
[00:30:24] That a revenue or you're holding in a shit and you let out little air farts
[00:30:27] Just a little lit in the air out over a couple hours
[00:30:30] Let's say and then finally when you get back home. It's like there's a there's like a shit disc blocking
[00:30:37] You're tracked and then it just like you just really fart loud as hell and it's just like really rockets out of your ass
[00:30:43] Like a potato cannon. Yes, exactly. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Thank you jake jake
[00:30:49] That's what i'm talking about nik. You've never experienced this no that happens when I drink like 19 miller highlights
[00:30:54] Yeah, it's usually shit. It's usually beer beer shits or like, oh, you know what? Yeah, I do know what you're talking about
[00:30:59] Yeah, thank you man. I appreciate it. Mm-hmm. It's real
[00:31:03] So that those guys could probably score pretty good. It's really scolie
[00:31:07] Yeah, these guys drink no little idol tonight
[00:31:10] Yeah, the diet would be very important in this sport man. I was thinking about drinking again
[00:31:17] You said it's like every hang out. We'll see what the heart doctor says. I gotta get it
[00:31:22] The heart if I had to guess the heart doctor would be like, yeah relapsed. I don't know your heart
[00:31:26] Yeah, no, I mean if it's like I'm describing you 16 p paps blue ribbons
[00:31:35] Yeah, I mean I think that might happen. You don't know you're right technically I do not know I will give you that
[00:31:43] You were a fun drunk, but you were a fucking maniac. Yeah, keep getting into like fights with angry mobs
[00:31:49] Yeah, I don't want to have to fight people do
[00:31:51] Yeah, well, I don't know. I mean, I just I know I mean I won't start drinking again. Yeah, I'm not drinking again
[00:31:58] No more but fuck I have nothing now. Yeah, it's I gotta get on this heart
[00:32:02] I want this fucking heart medicine so I can just start drinking coffee again
[00:32:06] Call you miss coffee. Yeah, I just fucking want a cup of goddamn coffee. You've had no joe
[00:32:11] I've had no no caffeine at all and it's like had a nominal effect. I mean, it's like
[00:32:16] You know my blood pressure is down, but it's still high. Yeah. Yeah
[00:32:20] What's that happening with your ticker, man? I'd say I have like insanely high blood pressure
[00:32:25] He's got it the podcasting too much. No, I don't know
[00:32:29] Gae bitch ass little heart. Yes, gait coward's little bitch ass heart. I gotta I said
[00:32:38] Type two I'm doing a documentary where I go I go around the country eating in every wall burgers until my heart
[00:32:44] It's called heart of mark. That's fucking awesome dude. Wow here doing steroids. Yeah, yeah doing
[00:32:59] a car with steroids for retarded kids out here in boston at the boston plaza
[00:33:06] Dude, that would be if the doctors like you have six months to live. That's how you need to spend it, dude
[00:33:11] Trying to get mark to notice you dude. Yeah, I hope that's not what it is. I mean, I'm sure it's not
[00:33:16] You're gonna be fine. Just gotta get on blood pressure man. What was
[00:33:20] I don't know. What's a beta beta blockers or something?
[00:33:25] You've had him in a distance. Yeah, I was gonna say we can't do the podcast. Maybe the problem is just
[00:33:36] That would be so dude check your blood pressure now. It's like just
[00:33:38] Zero is just so fine. I made something out of my moji moji cookbook
[00:34:02] Out of this game that is good cook dinner for a woman
[00:34:23] There we go, baby. I'm trying to queen of france bitch. You know what I'm saying?
[00:34:29] Marie. Yeah, I'm trying to head off of the guillotine. I'm trying to
[00:34:34] Everybody's guillotine. You know what I'm saying 14 15
[00:34:47] Excuse me, but I'm gee in gee for king gee. I'm gee. Thank you
[00:34:51] Do you have any is this a jambages? Oh it is. Okay. Well, I'm gee
[00:35:03] We should do a we should do a queer eye, but we pretend to be gay and it's so obvious in the face
[00:35:12] Yeah, dude. I love sucking cock and putting up shelves
[00:35:22] What is it called queer eye at this gay house
[00:35:43] But he's still just talking about building
[00:35:50] This is beautiful feature on the pine you can see they put the hole where they're not used to be
[00:35:55] And it accommodates all different sizes of cocks, but it still allows a limited amount of clearance
[00:36:00] So you can't identify who's on the other side of a wall based on the balls
[00:36:03] Which is a very important feature in glory hole
[00:36:05] You know and this is look at this trim here. This is ornate molding taken directly from an amois
[00:36:10] We got it was part of a collection of 1700s
[00:36:18] A lot of people don't know that but it was invented in England
[00:36:29] French noble. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he was a French when he came over
[00:36:32] Uh from kalay and he was living he was living in london and he was woodworking and sucking ca
[00:36:40] Oh, so the first gay guy was also a gay carpenter. Well, it's still this Jesus. Oh, that's true. Yeah, that's true
[00:36:59] Like this man is getting drunk off water
[00:37:12] Like he brought that bird back like no, he just let go of it suffocating that bird
[00:37:19] Yeah, it's like Joseph's like that's not my fucking kid
[00:37:24] I don't know what happened here, but that's not
[00:37:34] Hell yeah, dude, Mary secretly fucked a retarded guy one day
[00:37:42] Once like that song would have God was one of us just a stranger on the bus. It's like who rides the bus
[00:37:47] You know so true. They love ride the bus. Yeah, they do
[00:37:53] On purpose. Yeah, it's a hobby. Mm-hmm elevators. Yeah, we all know the stuff they love
[00:38:00] Yeah, there used to be this retarded guy that would ride the bus this big he looked like exactly like michael arse
[00:38:08] Was he talking about comic books big these big glasses
[00:38:11] And he would always see him on the bus. He just said this deranged look in his face with these big stupid glasses looking like michael
[00:38:17] Lawrence. I went for a James set next to him one time and he just looks at me goes excuse me
[00:38:24] Like made James catches for sitting next to him
[00:38:32] Your school growing up. Yeah, I had tons of retarded kids. Yeah, you grew up in Texas. Yeah
[00:38:38] There's this guy would scream in a rice sneezed
[00:38:43] Yeah, there's this guy that was like this special ed to prison pipeline
[00:38:47] Texas there's a retarded kid named hosey. I was so mean to him
[00:38:52] I feel bad. I was Jose his name was Jose
[00:38:54] It was retarded kid named hosey and I would he was obsessed with toms the tank engine and he would say you would go to him
[00:39:04] I mean, how do you not do that as a little kid?
[00:39:08] I just could not resist saying no way hosey did that retarded kid. Why would you mean no way?
[00:39:16] Yeah, there was this kid was getting you guys are going to be like hosey boo and he would get really scared
[00:39:26] There's this kid named trend that was kind of who was retarded and he was kind of hood like he kind of dressed
[00:39:32] And he would uh would you smoke and blunts like under a bridge?
[00:39:50] I got my fast you boost wet pants and feel alcohol syndrome us by
[00:40:15] Hey, can you believe it guys another black man railroaded by the criminal justice system? Yeah, yeah, dude
[00:40:34] Sneaking a minute every like seven guys
[00:40:41] Uh, yeah, good thing he's gonna go to jail though. That's pretty fucking anyway
[00:40:44] What's going on? I don't understand the point of putting a 97 year old man in prison let him fucking die in jail
[00:40:49] He raped like 50 people that we know of yeah, I know but it's like yeah fuck him. He should have to sure it's not a question
[00:40:57] But it's like what it's such a it doesn't do like he's just gonna put being jail for six months. Yeah, fuck
[00:41:05] Probably yeah, cuz why would he live sucks? It's gotta be in jail and shit. Yeah, I mean he's got a comfy ass life
[00:41:10] You see how they spell jail in Australia. Oh, it's like GAOL
[00:41:16] Yeah, jail. It's like the medieval spelling. Whoa, that's fucked up. Yeah, it's pretty cool
[00:41:20] When did people start going on Australia when they start sending criminals over there 1970s
[00:41:34] You know the pope was like fucking I listened to some shit on fresh air
[00:41:38] Because I fucked with my girl terry gross. Uh-huh and they just did a thing about the pope
[00:41:41] uh like how much like it only wasn't even a fucking country until like the late 1800s and the pope had like power over
[00:41:52] Yeah, and he was like fucking he had an army and shit and he like he he there was Jewish ghettos that the pope put Jews in
[00:41:58] It's fucking wild dude in the 1800s. I thought that was like some 1400 shit. Yeah, the pope was powerful as hell until then history is
[00:42:06] Still powerful. Dude. Not really. Yeah, you can really shoot with his mind. If the pope wants children
[00:42:13] The pope wants to kill are gonna die. What are you serious? Yeah, the pope has people killed should I take that back? What I just said you should
[00:42:20] Criticize the pope fuck but the new pope school. Sorry man. How dare you did. You know this is a catholic show
[00:42:28] Which actually kind of makes sense why people were so anti-calf like I didn't realize the pope actually had power that late in history
[00:42:34] Yeah, like when I heard like when people were like anti-Jfk because he was catholic
[00:42:39] I mean 70 years ago the pope had like an army and shit. I kind of get what they're where they were it's weird that there's just like
[00:42:45] Clowns he's a clown swordsman. Yeah, those are pretty cool
[00:42:49] The pope's army. He used to live in like a big-ass palace in Rome. Do you know that shit?
[00:42:55] The Vatican was like just some shitty had to flee to when Italy a bunch of Waps took over Italy
[00:43:01] Are you going down like a podcast where I'm whole right now and learning a bunch of shit?
[00:43:04] Yeah, well, I was on a I was on a long-ass drive. I
[00:43:08] Like the sun is oh, that's badass. Yeah, this is Swiss guards. They did that's the pope's army
[00:43:13] That's how they dressed a little weird fucking horse heads. Hell yeah. Yeah, well what happened Jake was that I um
[00:43:18] I was on a long drive. I was doing I was on the road and I ran out of all the sports podcasts and the bodega boys
[00:43:27] All right, I'll fucking learn some shit. I guess no I exactly your head
[00:43:31] I work as a fucking bike messenger and I'll listen to like some dumb like hardcore history or some shit
[00:43:37] Yeah, it's all loaded up in your brain. The next conversation you have is oh, I'm like, did you want you listen to Dan Collins?
[00:43:48] That's where they just listen to that one
[00:43:50] Yeah, ten calling Dan call it here with talk or history
[00:43:58] Yeah, shut out to Terry though. That's my girl. Yeah, I love fresh air
[00:44:02] Yeah, because it's it's informative, but not like you don't have to really think that are as well
[00:44:07] She knows what the fuck she's doing. You know I'm saying hardcore history. Very gross pussy
[00:44:11] I think we literally made that joke three weeks ago
[00:44:17] Hey, Harry gross pussy. Oh, yeah, Harry goes. She's just in home like ripping all of her pubes. I was docked
[00:44:24] Because mom won't let her get a pussy razor
[00:44:31] Mom, everyone makes one of my hairy pussy in school. Well then stop showing it to the men. No
[00:44:40] No, I won't I everyone has to see my pussy
[00:44:43] That's that's her story really I didn't know that see she always did another piece another episode of talk away the street
[00:44:53] The moon landing a lot of people don't know this but the moon is a circle. I'm not a square as commonly thought
[00:45:08] There's a girl we grew up with who was a touch special. I don't know if she was full blown whatever
[00:45:12] Uh, but she was like trying to make conversation and she was like who you guys talk about you guys talk about Mike
[00:45:21] Oh, he was and she was like saying facts that she knew just to like fill up the conversation
[00:45:25] She was like she's like his brown hair. Uh, was this cousin Jim? Uh, was he 16 before he was 17?
[00:45:37] As if that's like a train that only some people have
[00:45:40] Damn that bitch travels time. Oh, fuck. Maybe she's a time traveler. You're fucked with the show ghost writer
[00:45:46] Is it kid you like that show ghost writer ghost writer? Yes. Yeah, I love that show. I liked it
[00:45:59] It was really it was like a ghost right it's so straightforward
[00:46:05] I just don't remember what happened in it. You know, so I chalked that up to not understanding it as a kid
[00:46:12] He's watched Barney, but I couldn't put it
[00:46:25] Remember there's like a ghost writer. I think it was a two-parter episode where they go back to the 30s
[00:46:31] That's pretty cool. Yeah, because then the ghost is dead and there's like some of a time pass
[00:46:36] The ghost was still dead. Well 30s. No, I don't know if ghost writer was the ghost that they were remembering
[00:46:41] But like something I don't know they find an older ghost. Yeah, I don't know
[00:46:51] I don't remember the plot of the episode
[00:46:58] Tables you don't understand tables are how they turn
[00:47:03] I actually don't necessarily understand that expression is like when someone like you
[00:47:08] Literally rotates a table to eat their guests
[00:47:13] After they've eaten their own dinner. That's pretty good. They eat you eat all your food and the other person
[00:47:17] I'm having a mechanical. It's just barely started you rotate the table and you go well look how the tables have turned
[00:47:23] And he just started shoving sausage links in now. I'm having a table a mechanical table installed
[00:47:39] It's like a cake mama cake assembly table
[00:47:42] Oh fuck those were the best was that like a mario party minigame or you do assemble the
[00:47:53] Burgers or whatever. Yeah, that game rules, man
[00:47:56] Dude mario party is the best for getting fucked up the point where you're like retarded enough to enjoy
[00:48:01] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was like one night at a constant. We were playing mario party and then I just woke up in a backyard somewhere
[00:48:17] And did I win yeah, I was wario right? Yeah, I got a tunnel dude. I saw Chris next day. I was like what happens like oh, yeah
[00:48:24] You pulled your pants down and ran away
[00:48:29] You just walked in the door and everyone's like like where have you been you just went angry mob and then walk to your fucking
[00:48:46] Scrapes all over my head let's move back to Austin. Yeah
[00:48:48] My everyone yeah, it does seem like a fun place. It is a fun place
[00:48:54] Yeah, it's a dumb place. It's a fun place when you're like because I mean if you spend too much time in Austin you turn into Blake
[00:49:01] But Blake kind of moved the office already is one of those guys
[00:49:04] Yeah, you can't you can't keep living like a fucking 21 year old the rest of your life
[00:49:09] I mean, I'm sure it's nice, but then you get into your mid 40s and you're just like some
[00:49:13] Austin bar guy that's right. Yeah, we're gonna go float the river again
[00:49:19] You know it's like is that living? Yeah, oh you can do all that. I just don't understand how you move in New York and become a fucking cocaine millionaire
[00:49:28] This is a much better life than being some fucking Texas burnout
[00:49:32] Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I was like you can people do that but like I don't understand how they don't have this huge existential hole
[00:49:38] You know, just like maybe 50 and fucking yeah working at the Alamo draft house
[00:49:46] Exactly, maybe they're just content with themselves, you know, maybe they didn't have abusive or shitty childhoods and they're like, yeah
[00:49:52] I'm a fucking idiot. No, those people are depressed. Yeah, you're probably yeah, especially the ones that move to Austin to do something
[00:49:58] Yeah, that's true because you're right. No one just moves to Austin
[00:50:02] If you wanted to be like a musician or some shit
[00:50:04] And you know now you're just a fucking bartender and you work on e6 and you're like part of that e6 crew and yeah, you know
[00:50:11] What do they do just they all just like eventually date each other
[00:50:16] They're like, yeah, me and uh, me and Jamie are actually dating
[00:50:21] It's like oh, I guess yeah, you guys have fucked everyone else you know
[00:50:27] It is weird it becomes like a high school if you like there's like groups and like high school are growing up where everyone just takes turns
[00:50:32] fucking dating and it just becomes camp for adults
[00:50:36] Yeah, which actually does sound kind of nice, you know, yeah, I mean that is what Austin is. It's a fucking daycare center for alcoholics
[00:50:46] I mean, I mean, I'm like gonna try to do some shit here in New York
[00:50:49] Probably kill myself in like five years or or possibly just completely
[00:50:54] Move you know move to like a place like that and just like I don't know. I mean, I yeah
[00:51:00] So I like I don't I can't imagine ever wanting to leave New York, but it's like things have gone different. I mean, okay. I'm just fucking
[00:51:07] Yeah, that's like a exit plan for life. Yeah, if I was like give up on everything I knew they're like
[00:51:13] New Orleans or something. I mean you Orleans is a place to do it. Yeah, I mean, I got very lucky
[00:51:18] But I like I don't understand like I don't know myself well enough to know like if I had moved to New York and like
[00:51:24] Just wound up as like a Brooklyn dog walker, you know doing the fucking
[00:51:28] You do mics and you get you're like two or three spots a month at like a real club if that and then you just
[00:51:37] Because I mean I've been doing comedy 13 years and like I have things going on, but it's still like I don't want to fucking do this shit anymore
[00:51:49] Yeah, yeah, yeah, what I would do is just sell boy pussy online what I'm saying is yeah
[00:51:53] I would I could possibly see myself moving back to Austin if I was like in a desperate situation here
[00:52:00] I would then now we get there and immediately be depressed that I had like you should move over to the worst day your fucking life
[00:52:05] Yeah, just moving back into the sandstone
[00:52:08] Yeah, moving back in the sandstone being a sandstone guy. Yeah, that's the thing
[00:52:12] That's like that's how I knew New York was going well as I would go back to Austin
[00:52:15] It did nothing for me. I did moon tower like two years ago
[00:52:18] And it was like almost like a burden to be in Austin. Yeah, it's fucking boring
[00:52:22] You know, there's nothing I care for there anymore
[00:52:28] For me. Yeah, actually yes that that's like that's what I would do. Yeah, I would see you live in China
[00:52:34] I would live in some fucked up place. Yeah way far away. I could I could go native like the end of South Oakland
[00:52:40] Just disappeared some fucking I'm having an old friend for dinner. It's like Christian getting off a plane
[00:52:55] Is that what happens on the lambs he leaves yeah, well he eats Anthony healed that's Anthony healed the doctor from
[00:53:02] I would see the man. Do you haven't seen something?
[00:53:05] No, I have not it's uh, it's first of all it's probably the best
[00:53:10] Like thriller greek food. It's probably the best thriller. I know people are gonna have a problem
[00:53:14] He's saying that but I saw I could rewatch I can rewatch signs and lambs like probably every single fucking day
[00:53:20] That is like it's like the perfect thriller nice
[00:53:24] He's only he's not in that long right or some show Anthony Hopkins
[00:53:31] Like 20 minutes this faces on the cover of the movie. I know but I thought I thought he like
[00:53:38] Film are they lambs? I thought that was so good about his acting was that he's barely in it and he was that good
[00:53:42] Are there lance? I mean maybe he's not roo. Maybe he's not like I mean he's not in it as much as fucking uh, uh, what's her name starling or
[00:53:51] What's the jody foster? Yeah, but I mean he's definitely like
[00:53:55] It's in a as a supporting role like yeah, yeah prominently featured
[00:54:00] To say that Anthony Hopkins is barely in silence
[00:54:03] Not in it that much for so much starring in a movie is my point. He's not supporting cast. All right
[00:54:08] Well, that's yeah, he's in it. He's in it probably as much as uh, what kennlevine or what's his buffalo bill?
[00:54:14] Yeah, yeah buffalo bill nice. You don't know what pain is that's such a great line. Maybe I'll watch it. Yeah
[00:54:21] I fucking I love that movie. Yeah. Yeah. It's people. Hey, man. I hear good things man
[00:54:32] Um, what else the fuck happened? Oh, did you guys see Michelle wolf? No, of course sponsored. It was awesome
[00:54:37] Yeah, it was the only time I've ever really liked the she racked. She racked him up. Dude. Yeah, she did great. It was good anyways
[00:54:46] Dennis Miller actually tweeted like uh, I don't know this woman is vile. I don't know much about her
[00:54:51] I'm gonna do some research and have some very mean jokes about her and it's like damn Dennis
[00:54:55] I was gonna get his ass eaten dude. Yeah, like Dennis will has not even been paying it. It's just gonna be great
[00:55:01] I'm gonna pay christian to suck the president
[00:55:06] London that's how north korea. Yeah, oh, maybe that's what it was mr. President you're gonna want to see this
[00:55:14] It's a video of you getting your dick sucked by christian
[00:55:17] What if that's what they had instead of the p k
[00:55:20] Some video trump getting his dick sucked by christian for lego money
[00:55:28] Mmm spent that's gotta be the worst blowjob in the world too. Maybe how imagine how fucking bad he is
[00:55:35] No, no way on his pubes. No way is fucking christian. Go to suck your
[00:55:40] You're right. It's gotta be the word like the toothiest like truly a very ugly
[00:55:45] Not understanding that it's supposed to be like an up and down motion just like a side to side that
[00:55:50] Going on but oh he's never had sex. He doesn't know it works
[00:55:53] You've seen the video of him my favorite christian video is the one where so he's at this series of like picture
[00:56:00] The reason he's gay is because of these 13 year old boys that have like girl voices
[00:56:04] Like call him up on the phone and pretend to be women to like trick him into
[00:56:20] Both sides you're making a grown man horny
[00:56:25] A grown retarded man is beating off to you and you're a child
[00:56:29] I love this world dude. That's the kind of shit that makes me feel okay
[00:56:33] You know, there's a real problem. There's a place there's a place for people like me in this world
[00:56:43] Anyways, so these fucking these kids call him up and he has this one
[00:56:47] He was this girl ivy that he was thought he was dating on the internet
[00:56:50] So he makes this video in his bathroom and he's completely nude and he goes uh, oh hey
[00:56:57] May I have this dance and then he's pretending to dance. There's no one there so he's just slow dancing
[00:57:02] But he walks into the frame and he's like just disgusting ass
[00:57:07] You know as he goes towards the shower stall and he gets in the shower stall and he's like tiny fucked up dick or whatever
[00:57:13] It's like stupid body and the bathroom is disgusting
[00:57:17] It's just like grime everywhere and it like it looks like like resident evil
[00:57:22] You know a chill just went down like spying so he's like pretending to dance and then he goes to spin the imaginary girl and loses his balance
[00:57:36] Let me see. Let me see if I could find the video. Oh my god, dude. It's yeah, that does sound really funny and horrific at the same time
[00:57:43] Dropsy invisible woman. I'm so glad I didn't have access to the internet until like
[00:57:48] Seven years ago. Yeah, dude kids today are fucked
[00:57:50] Yeah, I mean Nick is fucked like even like people all like all my friends that were like early internet bros
[00:57:59] Little too fucked up. I think you were you you want to were you a big internet guy, Jake?
[00:58:04] I don't know if I was as heavy into the like the weird like when did you get internet as a kid?
[00:58:09] I was like yeah, who's a video of him eating his own calm. No man
[00:58:14] Yeah, yeah, he puts it. He was like calm me because he was for a while. He was eating his own calm
[00:58:40] Jesus anyways, yeah, he was eating his own calm for a while because he started like I don't know he's like you're not supposed to
[00:58:49] No, it's like oh great. They got a transcript. He's in his green bathrobe
[00:58:54] This is for my sweetest. I've he's only I've his eyes only
[00:58:58] Chris holds up a small disposable cup made of clear plastic a thick white liquid resting a thin layer along the bottom
[00:59:04] There's some of my uh come I just masterboarded out
[00:59:08] He points her board. Yeah, he says things wrong
[00:59:11] He points at his own semen in the cup it brings it even closer to the camera about to about to that much that's usually a lot
[00:59:18] Chris holds a can of fanta orange soda near the camera
[00:59:22] He wears an am his amni festering on his hand
[00:59:26] Couldn't find any chocolate syrup, but I have some orange soda
[00:59:29] What what yeah, why do you need chocolate? Well bottoms up? Oh, no
[00:59:45] Fuck that sucks so much dick that is horrible
[00:59:50] He's doing like a shot. He's it fucking food. It is fucked up that that is just accessible
[00:59:55] Yeah, no the here's the video of him dancing. I would like to watch that
[01:00:02] Trying to find it. I just see screen caps for whatever reason I only have the audio of the oh fuck
[01:00:07] The original ones were on a slutload. Oh, here we go. Can be slug load slutload a slutload
[01:00:14] Pornography site. Yeah a pornographic site. I like to beat off to pornography
[01:00:21] See if I can get the oil out of the car. I am gay. I only beat off to gay
[01:00:40] Now I have this down. Oh, no the bathroom from Saul. Yeah, it really does
[01:00:45] No, no his little dick. It's fucking weird dick. It's little and long. It's
[01:01:04] No, dude that he looks like eldest actually like if you told me that's eldest his body. I wouldn't be stocked
[01:01:23] What's going on here? Is he kissing? I waited for the part where he loses his balance
[01:01:40] The close-up on his cock is yeah, yeah, I don't know that video is so funny
[01:01:44] This is how fucked up the shower is where the where the ballot where he didn't fall
[01:01:48] It's when he hits the the shower curtain
[01:01:53] woman in your imagination you could do anything with
[01:02:00] This set of pictures showing Chris were oh yet
[01:02:03] Well, his nudes that first came out were so funny because he would take flaccid pictures of his penis
[01:02:08] Which is just like they look like medical photos
[01:02:10] Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, I mean like even if you got a fucking small cock like that
[01:02:14] He's still like bump it up get it hard figure out
[01:02:17] Do something you know right women know how to put on makeup figure out how to take a better dick pick
[01:02:25] You know so it's up close these fucking terrible pictures, but then also just pictures of his ass
[01:02:32] He thinks that's what we want to see is a man's ass
[01:02:42] Sure whenever a new iphone comes out they make a billboard that's like taken with the iphone ex
[01:02:51] Wow, you can see the pores. Yeah taking pictures of his bent dick and fucking portrait mode
[01:02:58] This new iphone ex ads make everybody look like an asshole though because it's like this selfie
[01:03:02] But it looks like a headshot and say take it on the iphone ex it's like why are you taking pictures like that of yourself?
[01:03:07] Yeah, yeah, we're trying to make yourself look like you're gonna
[01:03:09] For the bitches supposed to take shirtless pictures of your muscles
[01:03:12] Send them take people you thought you could trust
[01:03:24] Not these not these backstabbers back these random backstabbers you haven't interacted with for more than five minutes
[01:03:33] I can't wait till the skype screen caps start coming. Oh, yeah, it's me ballroom dancing
[01:03:52] Oh fuck oh fuck we should have said earlier
[01:03:55] Oh, yeah, the night Baltimore shows been postponed because we don't want to have to like try and sell out a huge
[01:04:00] It's a bigger venue than we realize yeah, it's a capacity is like 470 so we want to sell out that show
[01:04:05] So we're probably gonna do I was I think you pitched me June 2nd as one of the possible things
[01:04:09] So yeah, we might do that it'll give us a month and a half
[01:04:12] I gotta actually get back to him today to do that. Yeah, and then and then yeah, we'll pull the trigger on that
[01:04:18] But we are I think we're done here nice. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah, it was fun
[01:04:23] So thanks Jake for coming on funny moms on the 14th
[01:04:26] Of May and I don't think we have anything else to plug right are we doing? No?
[01:04:31] We don't have yeah, so again the live show is not happening in Baltimore this weekend
[01:04:36] Of course. Yeah going on tour with michika shoe Bali. I'm going to exactly says his name
[01:04:40] No, he changed it suck balls. Is it shoebly? Yeah, was it always shoebly miska sucks
[01:04:45] Ball made it even more Russian. I think I've been mispronouncing his name to his face for like years then
[01:04:49] I don't give a shit michika. Um, I don't know you listen to this so
[01:04:54] So what miska doesn't listen to comment on it
[01:05:00] I'm going we're going to Morgantown, West Virginia Detroit, Fort Wayne
[01:05:04] Chicago, Madison, oh, gawelville, Illinois where the fuck that is Kansas City hutchinson, Kansas
[01:05:10] Then I'm doing a week in Denver. We're doing a bunch of house shows and hell yeah bars all the towns where people were sexually abused by their fathers
[01:05:19] And uh, yeah, listen to my podcast pod damn america, uh mr. Cleo and on twitter
[01:05:34] What? Mm-hmm. I thought I had some the plot but do you not? Are you?
[01:05:40] No, man. You got nothing. No. Yeah, I thought I had some I guess I don't yeah, I feel like I got a book something
[01:05:44] Hey, how about this if you if you book a venue that's anywhere within driving distance from the
[01:05:49] York and you want to book me for uh, let's say a two show one night or
[01:05:59] Anytime in the next month and a half yeah, I could do better than 100 but two shows
[01:06:02] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do that for that and not book. No book me for that
[01:06:07] I'm trying to get back out on the road. It's good for my blood pressure. I need to get I need to you know
[01:06:20] Really meeting the people that make all this possible because that's me and Amanda Palmer
[01:06:26] We love going and meeting all of our beautiful patrons
[01:06:29] You know the people that really just fucking got it. Oh, yeah, you know, they fucking get what we're doing
[01:06:37] That uh, man to paul more event where there's that like gay trans southern guy that's like well
[01:06:42] I got into manna amanda because my daughter
[01:06:47] It's a patina's when she came through a couple years ago, but she was too young to go and then my daughter passed away. Oh
[01:06:55] Jesus fucking crass. Yeah, dude. That video was hilarious. I mean it was tragic, but what an interesting guy
[01:07:01] It was an interesting type of person to be
[01:07:06] Southern gay trans man with a dead daughter
[01:07:08] Follows man to paul more around them. All right. P tribute. I think that's maybe more about his daughter than Amanda Palmer. Yeah. Yeah