[00:00:00] Do it before

[00:00:02] Time we don't have time for that. Unfortunately

[00:00:04] We have you I care more about my work than I do going to the bathroom or Dilly Dallying or are you typed up right now?

[00:00:11] No, you should be dude. No, that that's the solution to I can go an hour without shooting time sensitive

[00:00:17] I'm like you. I've had jobs in my life. I I've worked job. I've worked more jobs than you

[00:00:22] That's I spent more time at jobs than you impossible 100% I've been working since I was 14

[00:00:27] All right, let's go job for job. You had one job man at the synagogue

[00:00:33] Your one job at the synagogue. Yeah, first of all the four different kinds of pizza man's whoa

[00:00:39] different pizza restaurants, okay

[00:00:41] Sorting the pizzas. I feel like labeling all the probably a bad employee though. I was a bad

[00:00:47] I've always I'm bad employee bad guy, but you don't shit. That's the one thing you don't shit

[00:00:53] That's I ignore the OSHA regulations. No hard hat, you know

[00:00:58] Hifting a finger, but guess what? I'm gonna be the most dangerous man on that fucking job site completely full of fucking shit to the brim

[00:01:05] It's coming out of your mouth. That's how long it's been. Yeah. Yeah, that's what they they say about me

[00:01:10] I would like to note off the break

[00:01:15] If you

[00:01:17] Message to the opian Anthony subreddit. Oh, well I can graciously acknowledge

[00:01:21] Are they mad at you calling me a faggot and you think somebody wouldn't tattle on you

[00:01:28] And like I'm sorry snakes everywhere

[00:01:32] Suddenly I'm gay because I send mostly nude pictures to other guys

[00:01:39] First of all get him get him get him text I only do that to help my gay friends deal with their depression

[00:01:46] You know, maybe so they don't kill themselves. Wow you guys are in the Bourdain. You ever hear?

[00:01:52] Yeah, we almost had another Liam almost Bourdain

[00:01:58] But luckily I I will allow that man to jack off to my body to save this life

[00:02:03] And if that makes me a faggot, it also makes me a hero

[00:02:06] Yeah, so if I'm a faggot guess who's also a faggot all those police and died in 9-11

[00:02:11] You love so much. Yeah, cuz they say probably suck their cock to get a tower back

[00:02:15] Two cocks one for each tower every single one of you

[00:02:18] I know it and if you would be so stupid as to think I won't go through every single post about

[00:02:24] Me and address it on the show

[00:02:27] You're out of your fucking mind. I'll do that. I know you think I won't but I will turn this entire show into

[00:02:34] addressing every criticism of me on the opian Anthony subreddit

[00:02:38] Yeah, so if you want that if that's something you want let's go know reddit guys famously do not want attention from the guys

[00:02:46] I think they do not desperate for some platform. Yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:02:53] Desperate Adam. They don't why don't you tell hold on. Let's now. Let's get you know

[00:02:57] Let's get your take on what what's going on?

[00:03:00] I definitely don't think that there are fat guys that spend their Friday nights arguing about podcast and getting mad

[00:03:05] Friday night's dude famous cool night to do stuff

[00:03:10] Everybody knows how Friday nights are yeah. Yeah, heaven you heard it is a pussy getting nice

[00:03:14] Yeah, Friday night. I'm like I'm going out to the club, you know drinking hypnotic with a huge black lady

[00:03:20] I do yeah often times I'm in the meatpacking district in ten June getting bottle service

[00:03:26] Anyways real talk though. I'm not a faggot and I look good. Yeah, I look good. I look out of it

[00:03:32] I'm great body also to clarify gay men are the only people that are

[00:03:37] Capable according to you of appreciating your muscles in a way that a woman could never appreciate that

[00:03:43] Exactly right because they are men and they have their bodies exactly so they understand the amount of words better sucking dick some dumb bitch

[00:03:50] Yeah, yeah, we're a guy who's been molested his entire lovely

[00:03:56] Who's been who treats dicks like he's been working a factory

[00:04:00] And it's must or a guy who started something really young yeah, perhaps

[00:04:05] Sucking a younger kids dick in the neighborhood, but anyway

[00:04:08] hmm I

[00:04:11] I think those guys suck dick better who guys on reddit. Mm-hmm. Yeah, they all are actually sick suck guys in the

[00:04:18] Yeah, yeah guys in the oh and they read it suck dick the best I think it was just week by week

[00:04:23] I should pick sub-read it's to pick a fight with

[00:04:25] But they can't be related because they can't find out that this is right. Yeah. Yeah, what what other I mean

[00:04:31] How many subreddits are there like there's like a million probably yeah?

[00:04:34] Should we do all shows or could it be stuff for like the car Prince re subreddit r slash the Donald right?

[00:04:40] Let's get let's piss off all the Toyota faggots

[00:04:43] Are there is there a Toyota? Yeah?

[00:04:45] Toyota there's like a subreddit for every type of Toyota

[00:04:49] Yeah, there's a subreddit for like every sports team. Oh, it was funny

[00:04:54] Cuz I think a couple years ago when they finally decided to kick off the pedophiles

[00:04:59] When did that happen like it was a couple years ago?

[00:05:01] It was like a subreddit that was like

[00:05:04] You know it was like just tasteful pictures of like four-year-olds or whatever. Oh

[00:05:09] And the other well they docked they docked some guy that was like a pedophile and they're like do you know how dangerous this is or whatever?

[00:05:15] There's a whole debate. I barely pay attention

[00:05:16] I don't even know what I'm talking about but then you find out that there's a subreddit for like, you know

[00:05:21] Vitamix owners, and you're like, okay, maybe let the pedophiles have

[00:05:27] They have a community and a shared in Adam. Where's my coffee. I gave you your coffee

[00:05:32] Where I don't know where you misplaced your coffee, please go find the floor. It's not on the floor

[00:05:37] Where were you you?

[00:05:40] I went to the coffee shop and got you a coffee on the other side of the refrigerator. You know mine you want me to go to the kitchen

[00:05:46] Yes, please. I'll do it for a bit. This isn't funny. I'll do it as a bit for the show man

[00:05:51] For the show. We got a lot to dig into a lot all the usernames written down

[00:05:56] All of the people who called me a faggot on the

[00:05:59] opening and he's upgraded I think back what I said you should go on reddit, dude

[00:06:03] Yeah, you know it yeah, I can only go on reddit once I get kicked off the show, but I'm jealous dude

[00:06:07] I want to just post again. I was guys an anonymous poster. Yeah, yeah, but they're better at their better places to post

[00:06:14] No

[00:06:16] That's the big place

[00:06:19] You don't know what you're talking why cuz you don't cuz they're why they're more sinister and what you just don't know what you're talking

[00:06:26] Have you posted on fortune? No, I'm not saying that yeah, Adam's I've never I've never posted on either

[00:06:32] I don't want to the anon boy and on that's yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool

[00:06:37] I am and on a nymus add on

[00:06:40] Dan

[00:06:42] Then nine

[00:06:45] We do not forget we are 50% Japanese

[00:06:51] We are charging our Psalm song the only places I post our pro anorexia and sex worker Rowanna. Yeah

[00:07:00] Silver chair baby silver chair. Yo, I hope yo we should put them on the list for our shows in Australia

[00:07:05] Oh, yeah, this band in Australia with the lead singer they had to quit cuz lead singer was anorexic

[00:07:11] The guy

[00:07:13] Something was tomorrow. That's her big single. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I totally forgot

[00:07:17] I was the first time I found out that a guy could be anorexic. Yeah, it was a big moment when you were looking in the mirror

[00:07:23] No, no, no, I was Chevy you're kind of anorexic

[00:07:27] Anorexic I eat as much as you that's not true. You make the most hilarious me and Stav actually eat the same amount

[00:07:33] I don't make a much more metabolism

[00:07:35] He's what it's so funny. You know I cursed me with a slow metabolism. Yeah, I have a fast metabolism

[00:07:41] It's like it's like if if stav and me drank the same amount and then stop went home and a cop pulled him over just to be like

[00:07:47] Sir, you're really good at driving

[00:07:49] You're like better than most people driving. Yeah

[00:07:53] It's insane that you

[00:07:55] Drank so much fucking alcohol because yeah, I mean I'd like ate an entire bag of granola this morning. Oh, yeah

[00:08:01] Yeah, I don't probably like 5,000 calories. I don't pick out but yeah, I eat a lot

[00:08:05] Yeah, yeah, it annoys me eldest loses weight fastest shit. No, he doesn't he can I can see eldest we can all see no

[00:08:11] No, no, I mean because he's he's eating like if he doesn't eat like shit

[00:08:14] But he just started eating and he's already dropped like

[00:08:17] 10 pounds really it's like a week. Yeah, are you doing I have still I am yeah, I like it. It's good

[00:08:23] I mean I'm is it right by the way if anybody on the

[00:08:26] Open Anthony subreddit calms down. They want to know how to get a nice is a body is mine. Yeah

[00:08:33] So that's what they were making fun of your body on there. No, no

[00:08:36] They were calling me a faggot for sending shirtless pictures for having gay well first of all for

[00:08:40] Intermention the subreddit, but she got mad about I thought they get mad that you mentioned it. Yeah, yeah, right

[00:08:45] You're saying they only like Colin Quinn. They hate every single person

[00:08:50] That's so wild that a radio show could be canceled for 15 years and these guys are still talking about it

[00:08:56] So fucking fun. It's an every single post on there is like look with fucking dumbass Jim Norton's doing

[00:09:05] Hey, I hate about how people people just come up to him and talk about something that happened nine years ago

[00:09:11] Like what the fuck you idiot?

[00:09:13] Who are you?

[00:09:16] Is that what we have to look forward to like well, you don't have to use this you're gonna not

[00:09:21] disappear as soon as I

[00:09:23] Hope so I

[00:09:25] Kind of a hoax at this point. Yeah, you don't you want to be famous dude

[00:09:30] I want to be an actor you want to be a model. Yeah, you want to be a black dress. I want to be a black dress

[00:09:35] Yeah

[00:09:36] You know we found out

[00:09:38] Because Nick said it is a Monica Lewinsky eight Bill Clinton's ass. Yeah

[00:09:43] How do how does no one know that's crazy people know it there was it's not out there enough as far as I'm concerned

[00:09:48] Yeah, I thought Monica

[00:09:50] Yeah, eat my antik or something that's like probably the most famous the first famous male

[00:09:56] Getting his ass eating my man probably had a must be there's no way Kennedy wasn't getting his ass. Yeah

[00:10:01] Yeah, but I'm saying like if I think you can't have learned it

[00:10:04] I bet you can't even was wearing like garters. I learned how to do this and getting pegged by Raquel Welch from from Jackie himself

[00:10:11] John F. Yeah, Jay Jiffe Jiffe Jiffe my man Jiffe

[00:10:17] true

[00:10:19] Me come you know imagine what other boss had or is they had killed not just a chap aquatic one

[00:10:26] They probably killed a couple bitches of them. I don't think they had the chap aquatic woman killed it

[00:10:33] They had it killed that was a professional. You think so that was my sod. Yeah, that was

[00:10:38] Same people that got bored day and get that lady in the fucking in that fucking car or whatever

[00:10:43] I don't think the missah actually does secret murders

[00:10:46] Really? I think Israel could just kill somebody and you're right you're right

[00:10:51] I just walk up to somebody and shoot them in the face and then people be like how dare Israel do that we know

[00:10:57] For a fact do you say we'd they would get to just continue doing what we know

[00:11:01] Massad did it if it came out if they were like Anthony Bourdain was actually being used as a human shield

[00:11:08] It was really and they were terrorists behind him. Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm

[00:11:12] It's very it was a Hamas's fault. It was a mosque. Yeah killed

[00:11:17] I can't believe if a mosque would do that it's fucked up. Well, he gave a bad review to they were starting there

[00:11:22] Well, actually he did go to the West Bank. He was like, oh, yeah, he did show. Yeah, they didn't fuck with them

[00:11:28] Guarantee you Israel did not like that shit. No. Yeah, and he fucked with Harvey Weinstein

[00:11:32] So that's like just yeah, Israel's it would make

[00:11:35] John Jewell everyone's well, no, but he got most odd people to those kind of represent Israel's values

[00:11:42] being a bloated rapist to control some media

[00:11:47] He uh what?

[00:11:51] I'm not wrong

[00:11:54] This I mean, that's more like American

[00:11:57] Constitution of Israel. I mean there's also that's who that's who what Israel is

[00:12:02] So American and Russian Jews that have like no genetic lineage to the area

[00:12:08] Yeah, of course. I mean, it's not American. No, it's not true at all. It's all white people

[00:12:12] No, there are a ton all of them are just Russian Jews blonde blue eyes

[00:12:16] No, the Russian Jews came in like the 80s and now they control the government. No, no

[00:12:21] I mean, there are a ton of brown Jews in Israel. No, they are even more racist. They all look like you

[00:12:27] They're like you and they do this. There's a ton of safari there on the right side, but really what are they doing?

[00:12:33] No, what are you doing right now? Oh, you want me to be on the wrong side? No, you're you're now making the argument that everyone in Israel is

[00:12:41] Black right on

[00:12:43] Words not mine. There are black people in Israel. No, they're really really well

[00:12:49] Ethiopian yeah, yeah, they're really not a gas them all. They're not gas. They're gas

[00:12:54] I mean, they were actually literally gasing all of the black Jews in Israel just last week. I read this

[00:13:00] No, oh yeah another another

[00:13:03] Forum you've been frequent. Yeah

[00:13:06] Found this out on the open Anthony

[00:13:09] Yeah, if you just click on some links they got on that open and he's a bread it you will end up some

[00:13:15] Educational places. Yeah, I know they were sterilizing there was yeah, there was a thing where they were sterilizing

[00:13:21] That is true. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Oh my God

[00:13:26] Sterilizing

[00:13:29] That's the thing is like you make Joe's assistant Israel does and then it's like well

[00:13:33] I mean it's you know when they rescued the Ethiopian Jews and brought them to Israel

[00:13:37] It was called operation magic carpet. Hell yeah, and then they brought them over insignificant detail and then go back to the forced

[00:13:43] No, no, yeah, she talked about this hard. We're getting me to did he yeah for being a nerd

[00:13:51] Well, it's funny. It's like he was like ex-girlfriend Chloe Dykstra wrote a thing on media any Dykstra's daughter. Yeah

[00:13:59] No

[00:14:00] All right

[00:14:02] You're doing this you're doing this thing right now. I'll be quiet move your phones

[00:14:06] Um, anyway, you are just you know

[00:14:12] Explain the bit to us

[00:14:15] Well, Lenny Dykstra was this baseball player for the Phillies, okay?

[00:14:18] And I think used to have a gun on him and then those guys from part of my take used to fuck with a pretty cool guy

[00:14:24] Yeah, they used to call him and tell him to suck his dick

[00:14:27] It wasn't really funny bit. It was a funny bit. Yeah, I'm old alcoholic baseball player be like hey, Lenny suck my dick

[00:14:32] Honestly, I think that's rude you think that's you respect all veterans whether it's war or just boring a gun

[00:14:40] It's a type of variable that's illegally discharged a firearm

[00:14:45] Those are my troops. Yeah. No, anyway, she yeah

[00:14:48] She wrote like a me to thing and I read it this morning and it's funny because it's like, you know

[00:14:54] I don't give a shit about Chris Hardwick. It sounds like a bad relationship or whatever news emotionally abusive

[00:14:59] But sure, you know, it's just like you're not allowed to have friends one of those situations. Oh damn

[00:15:04] That's fucked up dude. Yeah, but there's some fucking gems in there. There's one where she was like she had the she's like

[00:15:11] She I guess she had like an ectopic pregnancy and had to get like emergency surgery. That's awful. My mom had one. It's when

[00:15:19] It's the eggs through a bug. No

[00:15:22] Edomolaj and

[00:15:24] Entomogic pregnancy the eggs that fertilize in the fallow when a spider lays eggs in your pussy. Yeah. Yeah, I give birth to a

[00:15:32] Bug son of the bug thing we're doing. Yeah, we are doing that

[00:15:38] That was so funny with that girl

[00:15:40] I didn't know who you are

[00:15:47] Sam caught like she's like oh she fave did that she's like oh fuck. I thought this was you

[00:15:55] Anyway, um anyways, uh, yeah, so so Chloe posted she writes in the medium thing

[00:16:01] she had

[00:16:02] She had to get like emergency surgery

[00:16:04] And then I guess Chris Hardwick like got a cot and slept at the foot of her hospital bed and she's like and it's things like that

[00:16:10] That made me think like maybe in some part of this guy like actually loves me

[00:16:13] Yeah, and then as she was in recovery

[00:16:16] You know doctor said she's gonna be fine and her mom said thank god and then Chris Hardbrook says

[00:16:21] Um, do you know how long it will be before I can have sex with her? No

[00:16:25] Are you kidding?

[00:16:27] Mom

[00:16:31] Fuck

[00:16:42] I thought Chris Hardwick was a nerd. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's cool. There's shit in there though

[00:16:46] It's like she's talking about like, you know

[00:16:49] It's just peppered in there, but because they're nerds and they do like nerd bullshit, which I know people are gonna say

[00:16:54] I'm also a nerd and it's like yes, but I hate myself right right right. I'm not you're not happy exactly. Yes

[00:17:01] That's there you go. You want is that what you wanted? You're not gonna be an Anthony subrud

[00:17:08] Nick was earlier talking about how depression is not real by the way. It's not real

[00:17:12] What do you mean? It's not real. It's not real host. No no depression depression. Oh, man. Are you listening?

[00:17:20] No, I thought you said job

[00:17:22] You said I know no no no. I misheard you. I thought you said nick was taught talking about how he's depressed that it's not real

[00:17:29] We do our jobs. Don't do jobs. I do the job locked into bring me my fucking coffee from I looked into bringing you your coffee said

[00:17:38] Oh, okay, maybe I'm having trouble projection their pal

[00:17:41] I know how my friend is buttered

[00:17:53] I would never fire anybody I would emotionally abuse you

[00:17:58] Until I go and then when you see and then

[00:18:00] 900 autistic guys DM me to kill myself every day

[00:18:04] Yeah, when when I didn't get to the bike accident and is the bike seat is jammed up his ass

[00:18:08] Yeah, you go to the doctor be like oh, but I am I am kind of into this thing right?

[00:18:12] I refute posts on on the subreddits

[00:18:15] Somebody said that somebody said that I brought up your fucking commercial last week which I'm pretty sure I did bring it up

[00:18:20] No, it stopped it you brought it up stopped it you brought it up

[00:18:23] I said there's nothing going on in my career right now and you said oh, yeah guys Adams in a commercial

[00:18:28] Yes, you did so that they were here bring it up at the end so that the guys would ruin it

[00:18:33] I would say guys that ruined your career. No, there's no way to get rid of you don't get

[00:18:36] Residuals. No, this isn't like a big corporation like a multinational like IBM. It's a much smaller company than what is a lot of their budget

[00:18:44] Into this ad campaign that when it's destroyed my our fans will actually I genuinely care

[00:18:49] We'll fuck over their entire business potentially, but whatever it's

[00:18:53] I was really hope that doesn't happen. Don't say the stakes man. Yeah, I don't like people were willing to maybe not do it

[00:18:59] But you said that I don't think people are willing to not do my name

[00:19:03] And he the benefit of the doubt. I think people are legitimately, you know, whatever

[00:19:07] I mean, it's not even even if you didn't say it. I think people would still do it, but well

[00:19:12] I guess I don't think the hammer swings both ways. It's Wendy's

[00:19:18] Girl

[00:19:21] Yeah, you know small startup Wendy's yeah

[00:19:25] No, but if I was a sworn star brought it up if you're one of those guys that gets

[00:19:30] a

[00:19:31] Gets mad at me on the podcast

[00:19:34] Holding back my commercial. I would say please don't ruin wouldn't wouldn't be a good thing because then I'll just be more and more

[00:19:40] Yeah, real

[00:19:42] You know reliant on this if you want Adam off the show actually the only way you got to support me in my

[00:19:47] Is to get him to have some kind of sustainable income or if you have just like a nice

[00:19:52] Miserable job. You brought it up. He wasn't here because I he brought it up at the end

[00:19:55] I know he brought it up. You brought it up at the beginning of the episode

[00:19:58] Oh, yeah at the very beginning at the very pretty much you couldn't wait

[00:20:02] No, it's not first of all. I never I'm never in a position where I can't wait about any time. I'm a very patient

[00:20:08] You have no impulsive

[00:20:14] I'm gonna go back and edit the episodes

[00:20:16] It reflects mine mine my spot to use again. That's somebody you would have edited that out. But not Adam. I'm not gonna. No, yeah, I'm not gonna edit

[00:20:29] No, it's already out there

[00:20:32] Sorry, I'm captivated by this train video. Yeah, it is a really cool video. I know sorry guys

[00:20:37] I have the World Cup on silent in the background. We're watching. Well, I didn't say the name of the company

[00:20:41] I didn't give any details. Well, it'll come out, but yeah, I really hope it doesn't fuck them over to be a mom

[00:20:47] It's co-text

[00:20:48] Actually, maybe the reason I did say it is because I'm warning them not to ruin

[00:20:54] Sawyer Sawyer posted that's probably why I did it. Sawyer did send me a post from our subreddit that said uh

[00:21:00] Adam's new ad is is airing or something. I saw it. I watched it was very funny. No, it was uh

[00:21:06] It was co-text X like uh, sara humus humus

[00:21:12] What is that real? No, no, they were they were making a joke that I was in it. I was in an ad first thing

[00:21:18] For humus tampons

[00:21:20] But the idea of a humus tampon in itself is a joke. I'm guessing yeah, I'm guessing that's not a real thing

[00:21:26] Chickpea that girls are putting pussies

[00:21:28] Just call man of force going to jail. Is he yeah free my man? I thought he's I thought he's singing like a boy

[00:21:34] Like a little like a guy paul

[00:21:37] Sweet tweet. Yeah, so in the in the the medium piece, you know because they're nerds or whatever. Oh, yeah

[00:21:42] There's still like things. It's like he wouldn't let me go play dnd with my friends

[00:21:47] She's a nerd too. Oh, yeah

[00:21:49] Cochrane one in a week two story, but then it's like, you know, and then I watched domo koon videos without him

[00:21:55] And he beat me with a gun

[00:21:57] I was only allowed to speak Klingon while sucking his cock

[00:22:06] Just the way nerds abuse each other. Yeah, anyways, hey, I'm sorry I brought that out

[00:22:10] I genuinely didn't I do I guess I do have those impulses, you know, maybe yeah

[00:22:15] I would like to think I'm better than that, but I guess you're not

[00:22:19] You're absolutely not. It's okay to be fair

[00:22:21] You brought up my commercial to get mine fucked up also. I didn't bring up your commercial

[00:22:26] I did it immediately. You did it. I did not

[00:22:29] About it. You texted me the second I

[00:22:31] I text and then you start I text the link and to stop I text the link to stop about it

[00:22:37] No, I did not post you actually did do it

[00:22:40] No, I text the link and you know, I think will manic or I text the link to too

[00:22:46] And he will post about immediately as we did the episode you were immediately talking about it

[00:22:51] Well, we were making fun of you because you said but the breakfast on tv

[00:22:54] It was a funny thing that we thought would sure brought up and specifically or not but the breakfast

[00:23:00] He said more like five and he's more like not. Yeah. Yeah, that was your

[00:23:03] Breakfast, I don't even know why you had to bring

[00:23:09] I mean, that's the greatest tragedy. It's not that you lost that much money is that we lost more more like five a.m

[00:23:14] Yeah, you know what I mean? I mean it'll always be

[00:23:16] No, no, really it's not the same because it's sad now. Yeah, it is it would have been awesome to mock him for so it's so funny. Yeah, yeah

[00:23:24] It was a super bowl at right. Yeah, would have been. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He lost

[00:23:31] Yeah

[00:23:34] Jesus fucking christ. Yeah, it's hilarious

[00:23:37] They yeah the amount because like you know making gailies in those nuts commercials. Yeah pistach

[00:23:42] She made you made like a quarter million off. Did she? She made some one. I always see what's his name grant

[00:23:49] Uh, yes, he's on he's on hello. He's on those boost

[00:23:53] It's honestly like if I had a child and they got some sort of like

[00:23:57] You know just horrible disease like where they lived in pain and died in six months. Mm-hmm. I'm sure that would feel better

[00:24:07] Losing my my more like

[00:24:09] I

[00:24:11] Nick was coming over that week like drinking I get an off on the door. Yeah, you were drinking

[00:24:17] No, that was a tough week

[00:24:19] I get an knock on the door like 8 a.m. I'd be like who the fuck is here? And it was like dig is like yo

[00:24:24] You want to get coffee? What's up?

[00:24:26] So you've clearly been wandering the streets for four hours already

[00:24:30] well most of the stress was like because my like

[00:24:32] Internally agency. Yeah, they were like they were fucking heated about yeah, and maybe that that director probably got fucked like

[00:24:42] He no your friend you whatever boss them. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, fuck IBM. Who cares?

[00:24:46] Why would he get oh because he can and the casting director and and the director like for not doing their dude

[00:24:51] No, but they didn't do their due diligence. Did I tell you? I don't know if I ever said this on the podcast

[00:24:55] But after that happened Ian goes to all these like

[00:24:58] Um

[00:25:00] seminars, right? Yeah, he goes to these acting seminars

[00:25:04] Uh and fucking like commercial agencies and he was like he was like dude. I was at one and uh

[00:25:11] Uh, they were like yeah

[00:25:12] You want to make sure that you're not on social media if you're like a commercial actor because like there was this guy they cast him in a commercial

[00:25:20] The commercial air and they found that he's on some like podcast some anti-Semitic podcast

[00:25:25] Called cum rag or something

[00:25:30] Yeah

[00:25:32] He goes like wait come down. They're like yeah, you know that guy. They're like yeah

[00:25:35] Yeah, it's like apparently he had all these like bad tweets about the Jews which I do but let's not pretend that was a fucking

[00:25:41] Pro-ju tweet actually well you were calling out IBM for their participation in the hall

[00:25:47] Well, we don't need to go into Nick loves Jesus. That's the point. Yeah, Nick is Jewish people don't know that. Well, he kind of yeah

[00:25:54] He's got a piece. Mm-hmm. He's got a little

[00:25:57] Locks jammed in his ass. Yeah, that's actually not true. I'm not Jewish. Oh, no you Jewish you got you grew up in Montgomery County

[00:26:05] That doesn't make me your cousins are Jewish people, but that doesn't make me Jewish

[00:26:10] I'm just saying you're more Jewish than the regular Jetta

[00:26:13] No, you're the Jewish you're not Jewish

[00:26:15] Jewish I just agree except I think it's a spectrum

[00:26:19] I think sometimes you can fuck around with being Jewish in college. No, you can't not talk to your kids about it. Mm-hmm

[00:26:25] Suck off a rabbi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, would you suck off a rabbi?

[00:26:30] Yes

[00:26:31] Just for to do it God wanted yeah

[00:26:34] For free kosher Chinese food every Friday for the rest of your life would you do it kosher Chinese food is so bad

[00:26:40] It's the best what is every town has like a place called like Shalom Hunan or something

[00:26:46] Yeah, that's like every place that has like a kosher restaurant has one kosher Chinese. Yeah, this is another dog shit

[00:26:52] This is another real one in there's one in college park. Have you seen the the heeb McGruff?

[00:26:58] Heeb McGruff. They have like their own McGruff in Williamsburg. Really? Yeah, there's like glasses don't don't if you get the word

[00:27:05] Remember don't say anything. It's good. Yeah, it's a it's a Jewish dog. Mm-hmm. Oh for the for the Jewish neighborhoods

[00:27:16] The work if you see black people

[00:27:20] I was when I was in college one of my fat boy tricks was to go to the kosher to turn is there was like an interfaith center that had like a

[00:27:28] Shabbos Chinese every like to every second Friday and I was I also went to there was a Jewish fraternity

[00:27:36] And they were like and I pretended to be Jewish a pie

[00:27:40] Yeah, yeah, I would go and I would they had they would have free pies

[00:27:44] Every semester and I would go and pretend that I should get free pie. Yeah, I knew this I knew those guys

[00:27:50] I mean that is a pretty Jewish move. Yeah

[00:27:53] Find the free

[00:27:55] It's so funny at bar mitzvahs like when they put the food out like on the buffet line

[00:28:01] Like you'll just see the line forming like three minutes before and then it'll just be fucking pandemonium

[00:28:07] He's like the free meal is ready as if you if you get in line ten minutes later the food

[00:28:13] It's a buffet like the food replenishes itself. It's not gonna like go out. I know I like to wait

[00:28:18] I like to hit the buffet midway through. Yeah, of course. You're a gentleman. Absolutely or

[00:28:23] I used to go to this. There's this place city light buffet

[00:28:29] It's like I can't remember the name of the shopping center. It's right across the street from Lake Forest

[00:28:33] this Chinese buffet and

[00:28:36] There is they would have king crab legs. Oh, yeah, but there was these huge Chinese guys

[00:28:41] He's big like muscle bow. Yes. Yes, these guys

[00:28:45] It would just sit there waiting and as soon as the king crab legs came out. They would just take all

[00:28:49] Everything every single fucking time. Yes, you just couldn't get those fucking king crab legs

[00:28:54] It was kind of a scam. They would trick you into going into that buffet. It was like $13

[00:28:59] Yeah, but they had crab well

[00:29:01] They had crab legs, but you couldn't you could never get access to it unless you wanted to fight those giant Chinese

[00:29:06] The Taiwanese powerlifting team was there. Yeah, red guys are strong dude. I see them at the gym

[00:29:10] Dude, shout out to best buffet across the street from East all all Asians are low-key like strong. Yeah, you don't realize yeah

[00:29:17] There's no one's it look like you did like can fucking yeah, yeah, just lift massive

[00:29:22] My gym that like puts up huge numbers. Yeah, you're Jim. Yeah, you're just I don't think it's your gym the gym. I guess that's right

[00:29:30] Pardon me. I walked in there with you. I saw the level of confidence you have

[00:29:35] You didn't see me. I was the cock of the walk dude. I went up to the rack and everyone scattered the suck of the cock

[00:29:41] I felt bad for you that day shut up

[00:29:43] Nick

[00:29:45] I've asked you I'm not gonna do like disclose or like I'm encouraging you to go to the gym

[00:29:51] Everyone I'm trying to make a change dude

[00:29:52] No, you're not cuz you only went that one day with me. I spent a bunch of time

[00:29:56] I'm going after this making progress so every show now lifts weights properly

[00:30:00] I couldn't go dude. I was working on this thing all week and then I haven't been able to go

[00:30:04] That's why I got way to my fucking bedroom. I work out like a prison, bro

[00:30:08] You do military press I do a fucking I do fucking curl to a shoulder press

[00:30:13] Okay, then we're doing bench presses then we're doing fucking hammer curls tricep kickbacks skull crushers

[00:30:21] Some fucking bench shit work. Yeah from halfway through. He's like skull crushers gob stop

[00:30:25] To his red vines. Oh, that's came a couple bodyweight squats

[00:30:36] Oh meal cream

[00:30:43] Fuck yeah, dude, those are my splits now I want to go to a buffet again as a fat kid

[00:30:47] Do you think it's a bad? I was doing good Chinese buffet in bit forever. I would love to go to a big tuba

[00:30:53] Sucy going on Indian buffet is really nice too. Yeah. Yeah, we could go to fucking

[00:30:58] Baby went to

[00:30:59] Where where where it was like right by John's hop in yes? Yes? Yes? Yes?

[00:31:03] With that like what is the guy like Indian gave the tea or something?

[00:31:10] Yeah, yeah, I remember that yeah, he like serves it to us and he's like actually it's extra and took it off our tables

[00:31:17] It was a fun day dude, and then we sat and watched Sam Hyde videos. Yes

[00:31:24] Yeah, yeah at my old house. Yeah 3101 able having you I don't know how people probably live there

[00:31:31] I don't care. Yeah, I killed all right. What are they gonna do to those people? They don't know them. I that's what makes it

[00:31:37] What do they go? But why would I don't know? It's just it's just a fun land if someone's gonna kill those people

[00:31:43] They're gonna kill someone eventually. I mean if they're crazy enough to go to my own address

[00:31:48] I actually don't know if that's the address. Yeah, but it's 30 something. Yeah. Oh, yeah

[00:31:55] Doesn't old late up 5 5 10 chestnut Hill Avenue sure something like that. It's somewhere over there

[00:32:01] It's in waiverly. I think it isn't just said just said bladders. Why would people go?

[00:32:07] They don't even know them they have no reason to harass people. Yeah

[00:32:10] Um anyway, yeah, that was a beautiful. I love that house. I fucked a lot in that house, man. Yeah

[00:32:17] That dildo you can throw around. Yeah, we had that dildo on the suction cup

[00:32:21] Oh, that was and we were just fucking toss it. Oh, that was awesome

[00:32:24] Josh was training to be a cop that whole year and that was the year like

[00:32:28] Trayvon and shit happened. It sucked. Yeah, we had to have all these fucking did he had to pretend there were riots in Baltimore

[00:32:33] Yeah, that was I was there. That's the I lived there. That why would you?

[00:32:36] What would you think he's a fuck it anyway, whatever whatever he's cool now, but he was going through like

[00:32:43] Like brainwalk cop. Yeah, you know training brainwashing didn't you took the test right?

[00:32:48] You're well you used to be able to just go on Tuesday. So it wasn't like I even you're just bored. Yeah, I didn't

[00:32:53] A lot of any paperwork. It was like you just show up

[00:32:58] And it was funny too because like the sergeant or whatever heard of ministers the test. They were like, okay, it doesn't matter

[00:33:03] This is just like preliminary, but if you move forward in this process from now on, you know shirt and tie bare minimum

[00:33:10] You know cuz half the people there like

[00:33:14] There's one guy there's one just insane guy was clearly there every Tuesday. They just had a bag of like loose tools

[00:33:22] The cop mechanic. Yeah, they need to fix the car

[00:33:27] Yeah, somebody called me a faggot while I was there to oh, no, that's great. It was they're like you are automatically a cop

[00:33:33] Yeah, what I glasses on I glasses on this

[00:33:36] this I forget like

[00:33:39] what

[00:33:40] What was it?

[00:33:41] I forget how the conversation went it was like, you know, like we're talking about like the things you put down

[00:33:46] Like how many times you use this?

[00:33:47] She's like thank God they didn't have fucking beer on there, you know or whatever the drugs you've done

[00:33:52] And I said something like I just put down you have wine and people think you're you know smart. Yeah, yeah

[00:33:56] She was like no, I would think you were a faggot

[00:33:59] I

[00:34:01] Was like hell. Yes. I mean this is a job application

[00:34:05] You can't just be calling people faggot. I mean yeah, it if you're being a cop you can I guess

[00:34:12] That's the joy annoying because that's the kind of shit. I would say it other jobs and getting trouble. Yeah

[00:34:16] It should have been a cop fucking bitch stole my bit

[00:34:19] It should have been a cop at 17. Yeah, I'm a pizza guy. Yeah

[00:34:23] You have to be 18 weird life that would have been if you became a cop on a whim

[00:34:32] Stuck to it got into the child porn fucking thing

[00:34:35] You're calling is that what the vice squad. Oh, yeah, yeah like Kevin Spacey and I like confidential. Yeah

[00:34:43] Exactly. Yeah, yeah, movie. Yeah, you haven't seen that movie. No good movie. Yeah, it's great. Yeah

[00:34:48] There's a documentary about James

[00:34:50] Elroy

[00:34:53] This is name right the author the guy who wrote the book. Yeah. Yeah, yeah

[00:34:57] I wish I could remember the fucking name. I just I saw it one afternoon like 10 years ago

[00:35:03] but he's

[00:35:06] Yeah, he's like telling the story about these two women that came up to him. Mm-hmm like

[00:35:11] You know like we just want to say we love Delay confidential the movie and I look at her and I say what the fuck

[00:35:17] Does that after God to do with me?

[00:35:22] It's like supposed to be this like cool

[00:35:24] It's like just explaining how he's an asshole. Yeah

[00:35:29] He said all his other weird now. I'm not I don't know why I brought it up because I'm not gonna be able to

[00:35:33] site specific things in the documentary that were funny. He's such a bizarre. Yeah, he rapes a child

[00:35:40] Remember that what a weirdo. He's such a weird guy. Yeah, he's wearing a mask. That's so random

[00:35:45] Yeah, no, he's like talking about how much of a whore his mother was

[00:35:49] Because I guess she was murdered she was like this is like his obsession with crime and she's okay

[00:35:53] Mom is a murder bell gets you real who's he just some old guy there?

[00:35:56] Okay, I think so. Yeah, and his mom was giving up the fucking Puss. Yeah, did he write?

[00:36:02] Black whatever so deac. Yeah, I know you were a black doll. Yeah, the book the black doll. He's based on white jazz. That's his other book

[00:36:07] White jazz what's that shit about? It's about what if jazz was created by blue blue grass music? I think it was

[00:36:23] Got him white jazz is um should we all learn the banjo dude? No, dude. I'm good

[00:36:30] That's right. Yeah, you should be you should play worship board. No, he's gonna learn banjo. I'm gonna play the keyboards

[00:36:37] We don't really need a

[00:36:39] You're gonna go in a banjo direction. Well, me and stop are gonna start our own band

[00:36:45] My side project was you but I feel like it would be best where is sad

[00:36:49] First of all

[00:36:50] If we want to be successful, I think we better off if we had two separate bands. I'm in both of them

[00:36:56] And then you know spread their heads right that's yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, okay. That's fine. Hey, maybe we could do that

[00:37:02] Podcast

[00:37:05] What was that banjo that you're saying?

[00:37:09] We should have come down as me and stop and then a separate project

[00:37:13] Why is that called come down because that one would be me and stop?

[00:37:16] Yeah, and we'd have another podcast called like the hell Ben podcast

[00:37:21] Maybe why do the why do the bands have to be called podcast?

[00:37:25] We can give we can give the podcast one of those names that sure to be successful like

[00:37:29] Mmm. I don't know. Okay. Mmm check, please

[00:37:37] It could be check your privilege. Yeah check your there that is that what Brandon's podcast is something like that

[00:37:44] What it's one of those kind of phrase. It's still yeah, yeah, but still yeah, yeah

[00:37:50] Which what a recipe for success

[00:37:53] People that go into like creative work, and they're like how can I sound exactly like the bare minimum?

[00:38:00] Yeah, how can I replicate?

[00:38:02] Just all the things that I myself find mediocre and do exactly what they're doing

[00:38:08] I feel like that same kind of shitty way. I feel like it's similar to the naming open mics in Bushwick. Yeah

[00:38:14] Yeah, they're all named like good for you. Yeah, that's a good show. Yeah, it's a good show terrible name

[00:38:20] I don't know. I'm saying that yeah

[00:38:22] That's Ian's show right it is. Yeah, it shows out the end of funny monster. Yeah, that is a good show

[00:38:30] Okay, let's think about I would I would do another my other podcast called girls. I sucked. Yeah. Yeah, I fucked

[00:38:36] You sucked girls trans women's no I sucked their pussy you can suck a pussy

[00:38:42] How about a podcast called me poo and it's women recounting tearily how they were raped, but you put fart noises

[00:39:01] Nobody believed me there's just come in my hair you die wash

[00:39:06] Your hair

[00:39:10] You're listening to me poo

[00:39:13] Brought to you by Sony Erickson

[00:39:16] I'm gonna really I'm gonna start a podcast after you do me poo and it's gonna be called the problem with me poo

[00:39:21] Yeah, and I'm gonna critique

[00:39:24] And then you're like this podcast is not funny

[00:39:27] Adam free turn their white man who likes to do this funny voice

[00:39:30] The problem would be that every single rape you guys talked about featured a brown person. That's true

[00:39:38] Opposite of the appoo there'd be too much representation. Yeah, yeah, we want less representation

[00:39:44] Yesterday Dasha played me this storytelling podcast this girl. She knows from LA. Mm-hmm talking about

[00:39:52] How she cheated on her boyfriend who couldn't make her come in Hawaii damn with her acting coach

[00:39:59] Oh, but like the affect in her voice was insane. She sounded like a crazy person

[00:40:06] The acting coach maker come yeah, she said I

[00:40:11] Had an arc you know, she's like yeah

[00:40:14] Yeah, that was like what her voice sounded like but yeah

[00:40:17] She was talking about like making him pretend his cock was a lightsaber

[00:40:22] Going into her pussy and connecting to her soul

[00:40:25] Oh

[00:40:28] And about how she has like yoni eggs in her pussy. Oh my god

[00:40:31] Yeah, but she she splooged all over that guy's cock. Yeah, apparently that old. I love yoni mecho that

[00:40:39] My favorite singer is yoni me. I love yambanias

[00:40:45] Joan Banya

[00:40:47] I legitimately do love jenny mejal. That's like yeah

[00:40:51] Yeah, what is she sing she sings, you know

[00:40:55] What's your favorite song when you say you genuinely love jenny?

[00:40:59] I like this the album she had with jocko Pistorius name a song playing it's called hejira

[00:41:07] There is a song on the

[00:41:09] Sing it for a little melody now you're making that out now that's how

[00:41:21] She fucked an old acting coach stop

[00:41:25] Whatever you're saying it is not about me zero sex. No, no that is not a better hair when a novelist embodies a demographic

[00:41:33] panic gripping Japan

[00:41:35] Kiko a defiantly oddball 36 year old woman. What's up? Kiko. Yeah, we're the Kiko's at send me over to Japan

[00:41:43] I'll fix that zero sex I think it's he go

[00:41:46] Now it's it's you know, I think they was I don't think it's called. No, I think it's Kiko anyway

[00:41:53] What else guys what else is new with you? I?

[00:41:56] What about that story? Damn? I keep fucking spilling coffee all over myself. Yeah, this happened like seven times

[00:42:02] The traditional I was trying not to be angry about it the first like six or seven times it happened

[00:42:08] But the traditional to go coffee lid is not welcome there the Opian Anthony subreddit guys

[00:42:14] It is who have not made me mad in any way

[00:42:22] I think that's the next move is just become extremely trolled

[00:42:26] That's that's a good move to be the most told man in America

[00:42:29] That's galaxy brain is when you just get trolled on purpose

[00:42:34] I kind of you know I watch guys like savage psycho Joe and then I'm kind of jealous of him to a certain extent because he's like

[00:42:40] I mean you get so fucking fully immersed in the bit that you're just lost. Yeah, it's like Tom

[00:42:45] You just lose yourself. Yeah, like yeah, or like me

[00:42:49] No, I'll know I'm extremely trolled

[00:42:52] Not really

[00:42:53] Yeah, but you're like self-conscious about it. I'm not self-conscious. It's like I mean I've seen you come the pull up

[00:42:59] We've come in early and you've been sobbing you're like I can do it just one hour

[00:43:03] It's one hour then you're back to your life. Yeah, I mean you just say stuff like that. I told you guys also to not bring that up

[00:43:09] It just gets through this

[00:43:12] Remember the money

[00:43:14] It's like the Lisa picture do it for her, but it's just a series of different coins

[00:43:24] Do it for them

[00:43:29] Let's do this door international politics rundown what would happen in Italy their Nick. Oh, I don't know something

[00:43:36] Pretty good, what happened?

[00:43:39] Yeah, that worked out pretty well

[00:43:41] That was a good detour. All right. Sorry. Do I have to think of a new top? No, no, no, what we should talk about the thing about

[00:43:48] I hold on. I'll give me a saying. I'm Donald Trump. I just let me just close my eyes

[00:43:52] Don't try hold on. He's going he's going North Korea. He's getting into us getting into the zone shit

[00:44:02] Bought some glade plug

[00:44:05] It's good. I'm getting in the glade plug

[00:44:07] I want flavors the haze hazelnut. It's like it's got something like wood

[00:44:15] Sandalwood maybe no something like

[00:44:22] All right, what kind of other would if it's not sandal? Well, you know, I mean you plug a man in one

[00:44:27] Oak birch birch makes net speech. No, it's good. I know it's new. It's one of their newer sense

[00:44:33] Okay, oh they haven't had it for a while in the market. You think it smells good?

[00:44:38] How do you test it out in the show and how does that how do our lives end with this fucking bullshit?

[00:44:43] I don't know. We're trapped. It's just bizarre forever at this point. We can't say no to it

[00:44:48] Of course is it's like we're like I somehow found a way to buy myself out

[00:44:54] We're going to Australia from it. You know, it's insane to me. It's ridiculous

[00:44:59] It's objectively a terrible show. It is retarded

[00:45:04] Somehow I'm the most talented one and I am a complete failure. That's true. I mean you're not a pretty talented

[00:45:11] You're not a failure. Oh, we all we all maybe not financially

[00:45:16] Like commercial careers

[00:45:18] No, you don't destroy shut up. I want the only thing I wanted to be was a commercial actor. Yeah, that's true

[00:45:23] I mean the only thing I wanted to be was respected by the European Anthony

[00:45:30] No, but seriously, I have no idea. I

[00:45:34] Really don't know. I think we're gonna be like 90 years old

[00:45:37] With long-ass beards just sitting here. No, I'm not making it to 90 calling each other gay

[00:45:43] Nah, fuck no dude. It was so funny. Um those the actors I was on set with were like all like having fun together

[00:45:50] And I like I couldn't hang basically and they were like one of the things they were doing was they were like

[00:45:57] Changing the lyrics to songs to meows. They're just like yeah, I'm yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:46:04] Yeah, and I was like

[00:46:06] Whoa, that wasn't sucks. That was

[00:46:09] And I was like, oh, yeah, that's funny being my friend some

[00:46:13] We do that but we make it into like being gay

[00:46:16] It's like sucking your dad's dick and stuff that they were talk to people and your regular life and mention the podcast and talk

[00:46:23] About it. No, I didn't tell anyone I mean this is that sounds like what you were doing. No, I was just saying me

[00:46:28] Well, actually I'm on a very successful podcast. No, I didn't tell anyone although Amber the director knows about it

[00:46:34] Oh, she directs it. Oh Amber's directing it. Yeah, so this is like a pretend commercial. That's why you got no

[00:46:39] It's a real commercial, but Amber's like what 20?

[00:46:41] No, she's not she's like 30. Oh, she is. Yeah. Hmm. I guess she just says like child vibes

[00:46:49] I mean, that's New York. It's a lot of yeah, child adults a lot of adult children

[00:46:54] Myself excluded not me

[00:46:58] You like a flat build at the side and all sports gear and

[00:47:03] And you look like a child totally dress like a suit to this show like it

[00:47:10] You're gonna fucking you dress like it 11 year old

[00:47:14] About we're all wearing

[00:47:18] I already kind of blew the bid on Instagram, but my new cover band the original Kings of Leon

[00:47:25] Steve Harvey

[00:47:27] Somebody commented holy shit you get paid for this

[00:47:30] Hey, you and me both pal. I'm get it keep them coming keep the fucking checks coming you fucking pay

[00:47:41] The bottom is gonna fall

[00:47:44] Yeah, relax will be fine

[00:47:47] like

[00:47:48] That's the thing is like once you develop a fan base then even if you offend a large portion of them

[00:47:54] It's only like 10% of their true. That's 100% correct is evidence of that good

[00:47:59] Take a look at the opening Anthony

[00:48:03] And how most of the people from that show are going to jail

[00:48:07] There's no such thing as a downfall

[00:48:09] Go ahead and beat the shit out of your 19 year old girlfriend. That's not a downfall

[00:48:14] That's just 10% of the fans burning on it none of us are gonna be girls

[00:48:21] That's you cuz well you won't most girls could beat you up. Yeah, exactly. So I would go to

[00:48:26] It's a

[00:48:28] Jail for getting beat up. Yeah, we're being gay your honor. We find the defendant gay as hell

[00:48:34] I'm gonna say defend and defend and we find the defend and a little ass bitch motherfucker

[00:48:39] People actually say that or did Kevin Costner just make that up. I

[00:48:43] Think people said that I feel like that's from JFK doesn't he say that and that movie in

[00:48:48] Defendant I think yeah, I think it might be like a holly. What are you doing? She's like

[00:48:56] Some of us acting some of them like that like that like gone with the wind just let a man act

[00:49:03] JFK had a juicy boy pussy did he that's what he's acting. Oh, yeah

[00:49:09] We're supposed to believe that the president has some sort of magic cock

[00:49:14] It goes in to this one and out of our ass

[00:49:17] Rick is saying going back into the senator's mouth

[00:49:22] And then coming out of his mouth and then going into his wife and then into his own brain

[00:49:28] This is what the official story tells us is that the president killed himself?

[00:49:38] All right, just say defend that just say do not forget your king's

[00:49:41] That

[00:49:45] That movie is like 17 hours long. Yeah, it's so long

[00:49:48] I never seen that shit either. You know what 17 hours long the Ken Burns Civil War document. Yeah, that is really highly recommend

[00:49:56] Yes, that movie is really funny when they get into all that all that gay shit Joe Pesci's doing on the side

[00:50:02] Oh, yeah, yeah, Joe Pesci's doing gay shit

[00:50:05] Joe push is no no no in

[00:50:07] So why you gonna let me suck your car Joe Pesci play

[00:50:17] I wanted to be with a gay

[00:50:22] Q Sinatra

[00:50:25] Start sucking the day and they spread the cum so thin with liquefied

[00:50:30] Holy had this Nepalese cum imported directly into his cell

[00:50:38] Virgin boys

[00:50:41] Bama Mia taste that fucking sauce

[00:50:46] Try to seem good fellows recently. I know I'm trying to

[00:50:50] Go ahead. I'm okay. Yeah, let's hear your why don't you riff it out and then I easily refillable bits

[00:50:57] We take a thing and call it gay and then I

[00:51:00] And that's the thing too is people don't quietly get

[00:51:04] Things they listen to something until it makes them mad

[00:51:08] Right, what the fuck is this? That's what I was saying bad the whole time. Yeah, the first step is getting mad

[00:51:14] Oh, what's going on? Why are you so I feel like you've been worrying about this a lot later?

[00:51:17] Ah

[00:51:19] Some other some other thing going on in your life. No. No, no open up. I think that nothing's going on in my life

[00:51:26] Who cares man? Just ride the shit out. It just doesn't make sense to me. You know listen

[00:51:30] Well, it does seem like there is slow down. We'll have to do it

[00:51:34] You know, we'll have to do like a new character like in sitcoms like a zany new character like a Kramer

[00:51:40] Yeah, like a Danny DeVito and yeah, it's always like we'll get the end of it. Oh, yeah

[00:51:47] Danny to beat off. They need to beat off. It would be nice to have Danny DeVito

[00:51:51] I'm beating off. You guys would feel really tall. He's like five feet off. You're insecure about your height

[00:51:57] I would you yeah, you are you are barely taller than a big foundation of my personality is that I was

[00:52:05] Really afraid I don't realize that you were like so insecure. I hit I hit

[00:52:09] You really really no, no, no, I may I bring up height to make fun of you guys

[00:52:14] But but we don't give a fuck you're the owner functionally

[00:52:17] You're exactly the same

[00:52:19] Fuck I mean you are exactly yourself

[00:52:22] Incredibly short all the time. I am short. You're not that short. You're like two inches above average who is

[00:52:29] You're averages like five ten. I'm still a short

[00:52:33] I'm sure technically you're the one who not like terribly short. You're the one who cares

[00:52:38] Why are you saying I'm not too long terribly sure cuz we're the same height that you are. We're not the same height

[00:52:43] You're first of all

[00:52:45] Traditionally the same height, but no, but not really at that Korean restaurant

[00:52:48] You guys went back to back and I couldn't really tell right. We're wearing the same exact shoes to know

[00:52:52] We're the same pair of shoes. That's not true. We're both wearing that same. That's not same. That's that's that's patty false. No anyway, but um

[00:53:00] Yeah, it was like it was that I thought more insecure about your height well so because I hit puberty late

[00:53:06] I had puberty like 15 or 16

[00:53:09] Nice, so I had a growth spirit late late on so I thought I was gonna be small also

[00:53:13] I watched porn when you are small. I watch poor. I'm not small

[00:53:16] I'm very small. I mean you're you're an inch below average height and then so that's short

[00:53:23] Yeah, and then you're also extremely underweight. I'm not extremely underweight. I probably weigh the same amount as you

[00:53:29] Maybe five pounds less. What do you weigh like 148?

[00:53:33] 147 like 158 so I'm 10 pounds heavier. Okay, so I mean

[00:53:38] Body like much stronger. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah stops for inches shorter than I am. No wait

[00:53:46] We're the same height well the basic the same horn have an impact on you guys

[00:53:50] We're like you'd watch it 13 and think that all dicks were 15 inches long and that your dick was terrible

[00:53:56] My dick grew before I did so you hit you had like a strangely large dick like when you were five

[00:54:04] So much yeah, yeah, yeah, she just walked around the hog. Yeah. Yeah, I was never insecure about that

[00:54:09] I was ashamed. I like I felt like I felt like I got into porn really young and so then I

[00:54:16] Terribly ashamed like I had the worst cock in the world by you got into porn

[00:54:20] But then I realized like I took me until you take much taking off at 11 later to know that my dick was great

[00:54:26] You know, okay, it's not great. It's fine. It's great. Yeah, it's fine

[00:54:30] But like I was I was terrified of that. I mean I'd like stay up at night like not being able to know I was too

[00:54:36] Dude, I was so scared fuck till late late either. Yeah, I was scared of

[00:54:40] Not being able to fuck good and it turns out

[00:54:44] No, I thought that was universal that everyone's dick grew before their body. No, no, no, that's untrue

[00:54:49] That's a we're you have all the sexual it's a cool

[00:54:53] Child with a man. I had a little

[00:55:00] Last child's penis dude and no, I'm not like that anymore shut up

[00:55:06] Now you're skinny with a shot yeah, dude, I was worried I'd pull my little dick out and I would get laughed at

[00:55:15] When I was about to fuck

[00:55:19] Very nice. Thank you one time. I downloaded the scene

[00:55:22] I downloaded this picture of this like off a kazaw of this girl

[00:55:26] And it was like a senior year old sled or something and I downloaded it and she had a dick

[00:55:32] It was like a chick with a dick and I got scared and I put in the

[00:55:37] Recycle bin of the family computer and my dad

[00:55:43] He's like he called me up because I'd like they got me a cell phone

[00:55:48] For like, you know one of those no he like you could play snake on it. Yeah, I'm Rick's

[00:55:53] Yeah, he called me up after school my head isn't crooked by the way, okay

[00:56:02] And I used to get a ride I try to let things like that go

[00:56:09] I mean I've been to be honest you have been upset about it

[00:56:14] And I'm trying this new thing now where I just express when I'm upset about things and be honest about it that way

[00:56:18] And then let it go within let it go because that way when I say I'm not mad about things people have to take my word for it

[00:56:29] I used to get a ride proving to them. Oh, not mad I am by being mad about this. Yeah, yeah

[00:56:34] It makes sense a checkmate. You're so not mad. I mean you're writing right now on a paper over and over again

[00:56:40] I don't care about the opening what did your dad say when so I see it arrived from this hot girl

[00:56:52] Who's like a senior who's my neighbor? I fucked her by the way. Yeah, I had a huge

[00:57:03] I did have a huge pressure on her good job. Thanks man

[00:57:07] That's funny

[00:57:11] Probably like I'm not doing my job. No, I did that's a rip sub top. Yeah, go ahead Adam

[00:57:16] Tell us what your dad said about you anyway

[00:57:18] So I'm like sitting in the car in the front passenger seat my dad calls me on my phone after schools over

[00:57:23] I'm in the car with this girl that I like have a crush on but she's like a woman and I'm like still a boy

[00:57:27] You know I was like 14 or she was like 18 and

[00:57:31] And he's just like calls me on the phone. He's like I found things in the in the recycle bit of the family

[00:57:40] I saw disgusting things I saw

[00:57:44] Dad beat off to it for sure

[00:57:51] It's like what the fuck is this that's coming my mouth my own come in my mouth

[00:57:56] That's how many you've got me yes, I accidentally put my own comment my coffee

[00:58:03] I keep a gallon of come in the refrigerator

[00:58:08] Like what is this even about anymore

[00:58:11] Yeah, it was are you gay

[00:58:14] Dad's just got water balloons filled with his own common

[00:58:18] And then your mom comes home and she throws him at his face

[00:58:21] And explode all over his face and there's come all over his face in the wall behind him and he goes what the fuck

[00:58:29] Have more come water balloons. Yeah, just

[00:58:33] broken it

[00:58:35] That would be funny to just add a water balloon fight have one full of wood have come yeah, you know

[00:58:41] That's like putting piss in the super-sucker the classic classic me assault rifle. Yeah

[00:58:46] it would take so much

[00:58:48] Jet jacking off to make even a water balloon. Well, you would never be able to get the right amount of pressure

[00:58:54] Yeah, yeah, like exactly what do you mean like filling it up enough to so that the rubber is tense enough for it to break

[00:59:01] Upon impact. How long do you think it would take to full up with come? Yeah, yeah like a month maybe maybe more

[00:59:08] More than that. Yeah long is there something you could do to get probably need like four liters of come isn't there something isn't it like a

[00:59:15] Supplement you could take to have heavy loads. No Peter North's up

[00:59:20] You would know about that as a gas station dick pill aficionado. No, I thought can you take something to make it to make your lids

[00:59:27] I think there's probably probably arginine would do it

[00:59:32] Marginine's real good for all your like testosterone. Just have

[00:59:37] Why see you got get cold source arginine. Uh-huh. What if I take it? Well, I get jacked if you don't have herpes you're fine

[00:59:44] I don't yeah, I've always had like strangely

[00:59:48] Volume miss

[00:59:50] It's just why you brought that up

[00:59:52] So you could tell us this no we were talking about how much

[00:59:57] We think how much come it would fill up a water water. You say strangely how much what how much two tablespoons? I

[01:00:05] Mean I've never measured the volume, but it seems like a lot

[01:00:08] Well, how do you see especially for loads? Yeah, and like porn and stuff like cum shots at the end of a point

[01:00:14] You're your shots are bigger than cum shots and porn. I think like when

[01:00:19] On part on part of not more

[01:00:23] I'm not saying my penis is big. It's not really a mark of any accomplishment. I made you Jesus the loads

[01:00:28] I blow these days

[01:00:30] Just a little dream bear not even a drip really little not yeah

[01:00:34] I mean, it's like just out of a calm. Yeah pretty much

[01:00:38] It's like you know the free thing at glue you get with Ikea furniture. That's not

[01:00:43] That's not healthy. Yeah, probably not. I'm probably like severely

[01:00:47] I'm just beating off too much you're fucking too much. Yeah, maybe you know get a pace yourself

[01:00:51] I like to get one big nut off a day if it's been 24 hours. I could have a pretty big

[01:00:59] Okay

[01:01:00] Do you drink a lot of liquids? What do you know the fans of the show really love hearing about Adam Adam gloating about his

[01:01:07] Hefty loads. Yeah, that's what we're just doing guy talk. This is a guy talk is a guy talk

[01:01:12] Yeah, this is guys. We fucked. I feel like this. This is a shit

[01:01:15] I would not even say to a therapist, you know, you wouldn't say that that you have

[01:01:23] That really

[01:01:28] Word of my loads are not like why are you telling me this?

[01:01:32] You're just gonna have a Gatorade bottle with like come at the bottom of it. Mm-hmm. They check this out

[01:01:38] Yes

[01:01:40] Yeah, so

[01:01:43] What what's up guys

[01:01:46] What's up is the thing about Italy that I do want to talk about is what is that there was a sexual harassment case

[01:01:51] They got dismissed because the woman was too old

[01:01:55] Yeah, they had a Italy's like soccer thing

[01:01:57] That ahead of their like

[01:02:07] Yeah, I guess serious some woman in the prosecutor declined to press charges because the woman was too old to be traumatized by it

[01:02:14] Hilarious, that's great too old to get sexually around. I mean something to consider

[01:02:19] She have it to all the push you know

[01:02:20] I really think if you if you murder a 73 year old woman, it's like just give the guy a slap on them

[01:02:25] Yeah, I agree with that like my my mom wanted me to buy my grandmother like special lunch meats

[01:02:31] Like nitrate free. It's like come on man. This bitch is 84

[01:02:35] Nice for the fuck what am I spending two extra dollars on this fucking turkey breast about guy traits?

[01:02:43] Yes, I do know what you're saying

[01:02:45] Brock's broke side guy trick broke that guy should run that guy

[01:02:50] Should run for prime minister of Italy rock us if ready

[01:02:53] I

[01:02:55] Like that this started with you saying there's no depression doesn't exist then you

[01:03:00] You're getting depressed on the podcast. I'm just an insanely bored rich person

[01:03:06] You want to die, but you were a depressed poor person before you had nothing to do other than kill yourself

[01:03:14] Well, this Australia to or and then and then your officer I

[01:03:18] would love it

[01:03:20] How great would it be if we were just on the edge of the outback money and then there's just this large like red desert like

[01:03:29] Like a fucking that move what's called mad max and Savan I are just like waving goodbye to you

[01:03:35] And you're walking out into the outback to die. Oh like it's the ocean. Yeah

[01:03:41] My plan is to die of dehydration

[01:03:43] My skin

[01:03:48] Yeah, we're just like guys like yeah like waving at your cousins going on a long boat trip in the 1920s

[01:03:55] Now we and then we come back 20 years like waving a handkerchief

[01:04:00] We come back 20 years later and we'd go through the outback and we'd see Nick is the king of like a fucking

[01:04:05] Aboriginal yeah

[01:04:07] Kind of shit you guys still do the podcast as the numbers continue to dwindle

[01:04:12] And I appear in the clouds and I point out bits of Adam stealing

[01:04:18] You stole one what was there said there because I always get accused that I should tell you you stole something

[01:04:25] I first of all I don't steal anything if I accidentally did the same bit as somebody I don't remember what I was you have a pretty

[01:04:31] egregious track record just straight up doing people's joke. I don't know about that

[01:04:37] Ben O'Brien thinks still makes me better

[01:04:40] That is just an excuse me next episode after we had him on you did the same exact thing

[01:04:49] And what did I steal what bit that I don't remember someone tell me oh my okay

[01:04:53] So when you do it and see I'll find it I'll find a message Adam again

[01:04:56] That's what you want Adam. I'll find it in my DM poke the hornet's nest about stealing

[01:05:00] I really shouldn't yeah

[01:05:03] Because you got a little ass penis

[01:05:06] Because you got a little penis and you never fuck with it. It's all fake. Dasha is a beard

[01:05:15] Love that voice love that beautiful singing voice

[01:05:20] Yeah, I think God that I have Star Wars is a friend. Why do you think what's this all worth it?

[01:05:25] Thanks man. Hey, hey, you know what you're my best friend. Oh

[01:05:33] It's just so good to

[01:05:35] Start a podcast with your best friend and I know in a pretty good business man remember that fucking

[01:05:41] Remember the Batman characters

[01:05:44] Great day that was what day was there a shut up. No, that was a good what happened. We were having a really good string of apps

[01:05:50] Yeah, I don't remember what was going on. Oh my mom was dying. Yeah

[01:05:59] It's pretty solid a good move. Yeah, something I don't think that was it Adam. That was a different time

[01:06:04] We're talking about this nice. It gives me a warm feeling to think about what's sitting in a big bowl of meal

[01:06:09] You know sitting in one. Yeah nice big old bowl porridge warms me on the

[01:06:13] This sounds really nice and like kind of maybe good for your skin potentially. Yeah, when I went out when I was that yeah

[01:06:20] Yeah, that's good if you had I remember that was like the prescription. Yeah poison. I yeah, that's right. That's right

[01:06:27] You ever get that shit poison oak now poison. I know it's a big thing as a kid

[01:06:31] Is it worse?

[01:06:33] I remember being pretty fucking bad. Mm-hmm. I never got that shit, dude poison sumac. That's the other one

[01:06:38] But I got chicken pox like a motherfucker. Mm-hmm. Oh, so you do have herpes chicken poxes herpes

[01:06:43] No, it's a form of it. What yeah, I've herpes herpes. Let's just stop wearing condoms. You should stop

[01:06:49] I got it. I got a dull if you ever got chicken pox at any point in your life

[01:06:53] It doesn't make sense to wear condoms. I got adult chicken pox shingles really? Yeah, that seems like something we get

[01:07:00] For that I got it from telling my parents. I didn't want to go to law school

[01:07:05] Really and that I wanted to be a clown that they gave you that much stress. Yeah, it was really stressful

[01:07:10] You did go to law school are your parents bad? No, I got in but I didn't go your parents mad that you like not only

[01:07:15] Did you not do law school, but now you don't do stand-up comedy either anymore?

[01:07:20] Yeah, they love that you don't know they actually are probably I love making a lot of them

[01:07:24] Why aren't you doing any spots? No, he doesn't care about art. Yeah. Yeah, it's like these precious

[01:07:29] What we did really?

[01:07:31] We heard that you've been doing the same set in your own show for months on end

[01:07:36] And you haven't done a single spot elsewhere. That's not true

[01:07:42] You are invited to the standing room and you could have gotten off, but you didn't even go

[01:07:49] It's absolutely true. I love me told us

[01:07:53] Texting Patrick your brother you're totally I'm told his girlfriend who is your mom

[01:07:57] I love the idea of your dad just knowing everyone in your comedy

[01:08:05] Brendan Sogalo told us

[01:08:08] Me and Sags was will and Skype the other day in shooting pool

[01:08:16] Dude I fuck I went shot pool D in the other night and they tell him that all he's like he's like yeah

[01:08:20] I've been watching all these YouTube videos on how to like do different bullshit and then he still loses almost every game

[01:08:28] He just loses the people that don't play pool

[01:08:33] And he's like just really in the pool

[01:08:37] All the time and he's like there you cannot tell it all that he

[01:08:42] Fucking cares about pool or knows how to play it brings his own cue in like a fucking box

[01:08:48] Yeah, that was a good-ass episode of Fresh Prince with uncle Phil was a pool hustler

[01:08:52] Yeah, well the thing why is telling Ian the reason he sucks at pool is because pool requires like

[01:08:58] Sustainable confidence and

[01:09:00] That's all the game is really to do something right wants to not fucking freak out in your head and you know

[01:09:06] Fuck it up the second time around which in his completely. There's no confidence whatsoever

[01:09:10] Yeah

[01:09:11] No, if he like literally if Ian were to call a complicated shot and make it he would immediately have to

[01:09:17] smoke crack and suck a trans

[01:09:24] Believe in you Ian you can do it my dad. Yeah

[01:09:32] Good job Ian mommy's got a present for you

[01:09:41] Now suck my giant boy pussy

[01:09:43] Suck my clits suck my giant clits. Yeah, it's not what trans women call their digs. Yeah

[01:09:52] Trying to suck some clits maybe

[01:09:55] Yes, some clips attached to some big old tits you feel me damn

[01:10:00] Now entering the star freestyle

[01:10:02] Charliemore the tits weeb I really really I'm really ruler. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm doing the beat

[01:10:22] Mmm

[01:10:25] Go off

[01:10:27] Boom boom boom. Did you see Tom's post on Instagram? No, but black people

[01:10:34] Using oh yes

[01:10:40] God damn to the group text yeah

[01:10:43] Are people mean to him or they just are saying courage him. Oh look people are mean to you. Yeah, but I deserve it

[01:10:49] Tom's Tom's a mentally ill person you actually don't deserve it. I don't deserve it Tom

[01:10:54] You know what I didn't think Tom did Tom actually does more we know more about Tom

[01:10:59] Like what well, he's kind of an asshole complete pieces. Yeah, but it's mentally ill like he's like he's like it's like making fun of a retarded person

[01:11:07] Mean retarded person maybe the mean retarded

[01:11:11] Like you're sure the ugly right? Yeah, it's not it's not a guy with Down syndrome here

[01:11:16] Tom's like the kind of retarded person ends up on death row in Texas. Yeah

[01:11:21] Black eye

[01:11:23] He still lives with his parents and so you know like he's still like I guess he's still at the bottom of society

[01:11:29] It's like not like so what dude. He's mean

[01:11:33] Yeah, he's mean

[01:11:34] He's really mean to people mean to people that are making fun of him. Yeah, like us. I mean I get it. I get we make fun of

[01:11:42] He's a really mean guy man. He's blocked me on 20

[01:11:44] He's been saying a bunch of mean stuff

[01:11:48] You know, I don't care about anybody says about it

[01:11:52] I'm a cool collected cool guy who's where's cool hats straight for it. Yeah, straightforward

[01:12:00] Absolutely 90 degrees in a suit with a nice taste-ful fitted cap. Uh-huh. I'm six foot four

[01:12:09] You know you're a great dancer. I'm great at dancing light on his feet this fucking kid

[01:12:14] This is a fucking Fred Astaire over here. She's you know, you should see him the other night at the Copa

[01:12:19] It is so funny what you guys went to the Copa. Yeah, we went to the car

[01:12:24] I love the copa and you're comedian or podcaster

[01:12:27] It's just like cuz we are for the most part just stupid people the dumbest guys on earth that like yeah for whatever reason like

[01:12:36] Things aligned words like okay, you get to be the ones

[01:12:41] You just fill this role and right people will listen to you

[01:12:44] And then it's just like me and Lewis

[01:12:51] Just pathetic people

[01:12:53] Yeah

[01:12:54] Should be in jail or yeah, yeah homeless or something

[01:12:58] I mean, I should still be working at GameStop

[01:13:00] I mean there's no reason why I shouldn't be and then people just kind of hate you

[01:13:05] You think people are you oh, yeah, I mean you hate you. Oh comedian. Everybody hates all of

[01:13:10] And it was successful sure well not sure but just visible right? Yeah, I don't think success is real

[01:13:16] I don't think depression is real. I don't believe in success

[01:13:20] No, I kind of that makes more sense to me than depression is

[01:13:24] Mania shit creeps up on you and you have no idea. You're just like one day. You're like, oh, these are yeah

[01:13:29] I'm getting a rental car to drive dead. I remember you were telling me but that's good that you caught it though

[01:13:35] What you're like, oh, I'm about to get a rental car to disappear for four days

[01:13:39] I tell anyone and then you're like, oh, I'm actually losing my mind right now. Yeah

[01:13:45] No, I'm just saying I'm complimenting. I think it's good

[01:13:48] I think it's good that you could at least like acknowledge that instead of like for two weeks just you should

[01:13:53] Spend every hour on crazy days and nights reading about kids getting their asses fucked by Jews in Hollywood. Yeah

[01:14:01] Yeah, what happened here? Oh my god injured in soccer and he's been too gay. Yeah

[01:14:06] He said look he looks like he's relaxing. Yeah

[01:14:11] Johan box

[01:14:15] Johanna box

[01:14:16] It's Iran Morocco. Go does God does

[01:14:22] Well, this is a muzlamic style game. Well, I think you know Islamic style

[01:14:27] Muslim who I wonder who who's joke that is

[01:14:30] It's okay, dude, you can use my jokes one day. I'll be dead

[01:14:36] I'm gonna leave you gonna leave that

[01:14:38] It's gonna be a steamer trunk. I'm just gonna say memorabilia

[01:14:45] There's one thing to be said about saying Ben's thing the next week on the show egregious

[01:14:56] But if you hang out with people for hours a week and then you say things that I say all the time

[01:15:03] That's just a product of people spending time together. Oh man. I don't know about this Adam

[01:15:10] It's a difference between saying a written out show in a Cecil beat the mill

[01:15:16] That was on the live show they missed that. Yeah, okay. We gotta start recording those

[01:15:20] They lift that was great, dude. Actually, I really wish we just released our first 20 minutes on the live show

[01:15:26] When we were talking about the Nick Nick getting his dick removed so you could fly

[01:15:33] And then it was so funny because I said that

[01:15:36] For people listening at home. I would I would allow my dick to be removed if I could trade it for being able to fly

[01:15:42] And then once I settled on that it's like yeah, you know what I would yeah, I became very depressed that I couldn't actually

[01:15:49] Commit that change trade your cock because it seems like such a good deal and it's like obviously I'm sacrificing something

[01:15:58] Mmm. Yeah, it's a big sacrifice and it wouldn't be wings. It would just be fly like this levitate. Yeah, I'm just you know

[01:16:05] And then yeah, I was very sad. I'm sorry man. That's all right. We can try let's start by cutting your cock off

[01:16:11] And then we'll figure out the that was really that was a real special

[01:16:15] 15 minutes I think at that live show. I'm sorry for anyone

[01:16:20] Yes, in fact come and see us on the 25th when we do our next live show. Hey, mom's if you're in Rhode Island

[01:16:25] I will the 22nd just Friday coming up Chode Island. I'll be there in the middle town

[01:16:33] These are not free there $15 for you. I'm just you yeah

[01:16:37] And Rhode Island guys. Yeah means Starvera headliners now Adam. I'm headlining. No, you've never had yes

[01:16:44] I am where you're headlining New York Times

[01:16:48] And I will be in Seattle on the 28th and

[01:16:52] Portland on the 3rd, so please come back to the guys porquiland

[01:16:56] See fattle and porquiland

[01:17:00] So I'm trying to go to some strip clubs in Portland

[01:17:02] I'm trying to go to the space needle and suck off Frazier in Seattle

[01:17:05] Go on some hikes and shit like that

[01:17:08] I think Frazier lived in the space needle. He does. No, you didn't when I was I know you didn't you didn't think

[01:17:19] Didn't think that Frazier lived in the space I thought he had a modern style of part

[01:17:24] It's like a funny thing to say you didn't think did Frazier lived in the space needle

[01:17:29] No, the in the logo of the show Frazier they have the Seattle skyline

[01:17:34] I used to think that the outline of the Seattle skyline spelled out Frazier did it

[01:17:43] That she says Adam stupid for everyone she was off mic

[01:17:46] So yes 20 but again 22nd Rhode Island, please come out to that. That's this Friday

[01:17:51] And everything else come out guys funny moms of 25th we could book a live show in that prison for children in Texas that they're making

[01:17:58] Yeah, I think so I got really depressed about that. Oh

[01:18:01] It is pretty fucked. I mean the fact they are building a fucking prison like a real straight-up

[01:18:07] Detention Center it's so funny that everyone's like stop freak it out Donald Trump isn't actually gonna do cut

[01:18:14] Well, I don't know I mean they get their own bunk beds and shit

[01:18:20] Wait, there actually is a mural of Donald Trump and it's yeah

[01:18:23] It's like it's like sometimes by losing the battle you find a new way to win the war and then in Spanish

[01:18:28] It's like and no

[01:18:29] Yes, the war Guero they that's better. He's also days Sanchez

[01:18:36] noodle salad or whatever

[01:18:38] You know in Spanish. Yeah, yeah, that's Spanish. That's Spanish for Cheeto. Yeah. Yeah, that's just I wish I could find I'm gonna

[01:18:45] You know, I'm gonna change my identity in this small town. I'm I way into a teaching Spanish position

[01:18:51] Okay, and see how long I can just go fake Spanish. Uh-huh. I think it's two hours

[01:18:55] Yeah

[01:19:02] And you're pretty you're pretty like

[01:19:06] Mr. Sampson

[01:19:12] Yeah

[01:19:18] How do we get those how do we free the glue go with oh yeah

[01:19:21] Through the power of podcasting through the power podcasting okay, so officially on our show

[01:19:26] We're asking president Donald Trump to release the kids. Yep from the kids jail

[01:19:31] Yeah, you should go down there Adam and protest

[01:19:35] No, I'm doing it through the power you should you should you should explain you should show the world how upset you are about it

[01:19:41] By actually doing something about it. Do you like killing someone? No, just go down there and hold the sign

[01:19:47] Is that gonna actually do something kill someone if you want

[01:19:50] Do you want to I think that that is actually doing something but I don't have the confidence

[01:19:55] Hillary retarded again. You said able to slur I didn't call her pretty fun. Mr. Donald J

[01:20:02] First of all show some respect for the obvious. I'm fucking retard

[01:20:07] Good the delete your account guy delete your account. What's delete your account?

[01:20:11] I don't know some shitty podcast. It's like chopper, but like never like not like not trying to be funny ever. Oh

[01:20:17] Yeah, yeah, can you imagine?

[01:20:20] It's like anti like like

[01:20:23] Commissing to the title tale podcast

[01:20:26] Where we spent a lot of time figuring out the right ways to be upset about this

[01:20:30] I never knew what it was until it was explained to me yesterday, but it sounds like shit

[01:20:34] It sounds really bad and I think that they got

[01:20:38] Guy that criticized Adam first and now we're going after you we're getting we're going in on your ass, dude

[01:20:43] You probably got a little last. Hey, how about this delete your account? Oh the reversal got him, but you didn't see that comment

[01:20:51] I like to call verbal judo. It's so funny. That's awesome

[01:20:55] The criticisms are that I'm alt-right because you are I call Donald Trump retarded

[01:21:01] I think you're like two years behind me. I know calling people retarded

[01:21:06] No, just dealing with this bullshit because they're bound to come for you. It's not really dealing with it

[01:21:10] It's just people like three people are met. Oh, you're dealing. Oh, dude. You're dealing with it next thing, you know

[01:21:16] Loomis vice media is gonna be

[01:21:19] No, she looks too much like Adam

[01:21:23] You know, I started I forgot it I started watching mommy dead and dearest again last night

[01:21:27] I forgot how much that girl looks like

[01:21:32] Gypsy rose and then people were saying that it puts

[01:21:35] a

[01:21:37] Mentally handicapped people's lives at risk. Oh, yeah

[01:21:41] Donald Trump retarded. That's what I do a lot of it's like this is disrespectful or a comrades. It's like they're retarded

[01:21:48] The jelly bean armada regular people already don't know what the fucking DSA is and can't like comprehend

[01:21:55] Yeah, there's like 400 people in the D

[01:21:58] Well, I think it's like the biggest thing ever

[01:22:00] I don't have the attention span to listen to somebody explained to me what the fucking DSA is and I invented the fucking yeah

[01:22:06] You're president former president. Well, you know president for life. Oh really? Yeah, it's sort of like a king the general

[01:22:14] I mean I just started it because I wanted to make a cool military outfit for myself and eat my enemies

[01:22:20] Mm-hmm. Yeah, you know, yeah, and then they made it about eating rich people

[01:22:24] And then you know I was like laughing about the other day

[01:22:26] It is funny that like literally as soon as Donald Trump became president almost overnight. I went for making

[01:22:32] $17,000

[01:22:37] You can't deny joke I made like yeah, 17,000

[01:22:42] In our lives the economy the jobs are up. He's sold Korea

[01:22:47] He's gonna solve immigrant children. I mean a lot of people are going to go or dead. Yeah, that's kind of fucked up

[01:22:52] That's not his fault. I think it is. Yes, it is. That's not America. It's not our problem

[01:22:59] That's not our country

[01:23:00] You know, why do we have to give a shit about the rest of the whole point?

[01:23:05] I'm gonna do that Adam thing where I pass a fact off as an opinion, but go ahead in my opinion

[01:23:11] It is our country damn, bro. Do you mean that shit? I mean it?

[01:23:16] Standby is that the Adam thing? Yeah, I do it all the time

[01:23:19] I thought the Adam thing was giving a man head the Adam thing that people seem to be mad about is the

[01:23:24] Where you go? What is that thing called and then you just say the thing you already know

[01:23:30] People so I say words wrong. Yeah, yeah, but we were mad. Hey, we hate that whatever

[01:23:37] I hate myself so my thing is like you win being the same height as you. Yeah, that's like the same

[01:23:43] I'm basically same I'm basically same I'm basically saying my next that's you by that by the trains you and stop are basically

[01:23:51] It's funny cuz you actually do care about height

[01:23:54] Yeah, it is funny. I know I really did I really did care about a long time still currently do

[01:24:00] No, I just like to say that I'm taller than you guys because that's because you're in things you're bored over it

[01:24:05] No, I mean, it's the same

[01:24:07] you'd say anything about any deficiency

[01:24:10] personality or

[01:24:12] Otherwise about me

[01:24:15] She's talking to the doc. Yeah, but it was perfect timing. Yeah, it was perfect timing like when Siri just announced your address

[01:24:23] Whoa

[01:24:25] Providence oh fuck you round just scored no Morocco. Oh in the 94th minute guy should I go to Morocco?

[01:24:32] I was thinking about going to Fez yeah, I'd love to go to Morocco. I said me

[01:24:36] I didn't what point were you invited? I'm just saying yeah, I would love to go also in one night go

[01:24:42] I'm not gonna go on vacation with you

[01:24:47] Although we should I would be the only way that this works out as if we

[01:24:51] Destroyed the show with petty bickering and then find a new level of friendship underneath

[01:24:57] The way I feel close to you guys sir. Yeah, it's if ruined this fucking show together. That would be nice

[01:25:03] It would be nice to drive it off a fucking cliff. I wouldn't be mad. I sort of did it today

[01:25:08] Yeah, oh no, this is a terrible episode. Yeah, I'm past the point now where I'm even like let's redo it great

[01:25:14] That's perfect. Yeah, I never want to we do stop hates stop get too really mad if you're

[01:25:20] Second of extra no if you have to do more than two hours of work a day and it interferes with meal prep

[01:25:25] He loses I need the meal prep. I need to get Jack. Can't be away from home. Otherwise

[01:25:29] 100 have 12,000 dollars in years come to a story at one time. I wouldn't have a fucking problem with it

[01:25:35] That's all I'm fucking saying. We're not allowed in the story. You're welcome anytime. I have all the fucking gear

[01:25:42] I'm happy to redo every episode every day if we do it in a story

[01:25:48] Well, that is the end of the show

[01:25:52] The end

[01:25:54] Could this be the last episode and that's come to be probably not because Nick wants to buy a house

[01:26:01] But as soon as he has that yeah, the show is probably over that

[01:26:08] No, I wouldn't stop doing the show you got I said it on Tim saying you sort of owe it to the audience to let them watch you fail

[01:26:16] Yeah, yeah, that's that's kind of beautiful. We think it's gonna happen. We can not beautiful. I think it is what?

[01:26:22] How's it gonna end how's it gonna end? Oh, you kill you?

[01:26:26] I think someone will get a good job and like not be able to I've had a good job. I've had good job

[01:26:31] We we have a like a bigger good job

[01:26:33] No, we just know the show has to become if it was like this every single week

[01:26:37] Then it would have to end and so huh. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, cuz I don't know

[01:26:41] I think recently actually the episodes have been pretty good. They

[01:26:46] Think we got a couple heaters. I think we've got like the last month or two

[01:26:50] The show has been like when I was in LA last year a lot of those episodes are really fucking bad

[01:26:55] No, those episodes were great when we were in LA. I don't think so

[01:26:59] We're good. We've had periods where the show has been bad

[01:27:02] That was the one where you did that whole bit about my my pussy being a girl from Cali and then we did that episode

[01:27:09] Michael and then we did the one where we talked about oh

[01:27:12] I'm not the ones we prerecorded. Oh, yeah, those were bad. Yeah, I'm saying when we were back in LA when we

[01:27:18] Stop and I went out to see you. I think so. You know why this one was bad did it too early. Yeah, I agree

[01:27:23] Morning shows not a good idea. I've been completely out of it. Yeah, I drank too much coffee

[01:27:29] We'll do it. We'll do them at one. I think the schedule is help

[01:27:33] And we don't have to schedule fine, but this is too early because you wanted to go to yeah

[01:27:36] I'm going to Baltimore. Yeah, you're gonna go get sandwiches or something

[01:27:40] You have to work around your

[01:27:45] Time

[01:27:47] If you let it sit for more than 90 minutes after they fucking show it's not good anymore

[01:27:50] Dude, it's not Hoppe strum. He's not Hoppe strum me the fat. It is nice be fat

[01:27:56] I love you guys. Yeah, let's just destroy the show together

[01:28:01] Let's go to just

[01:28:05] Destroy the show and then me and Nick doing you show

[01:28:07] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just like stand outside like Dan

[01:28:16] Places like can I be on or like Adam we destroyed the show the show's over we did it

[01:28:21] We said we were going to move on from come town. We did it to be closer friends

[01:28:26] That's that was the justification that we're gonna all go down together. I can't look I love you, but I'm not in love

[01:28:33] We have to kick you off the show I got a piss our friendship

[01:28:42] Apologies again to the audience the fourth member of the show. That's right

[01:28:47] And if you think this justifies your outrage towards me on the subreddit now

[01:28:52] Here's the thing either an hour of good cost of podcast or 90 minutes of bad. That's what happens

[01:28:57] Baby

[01:29:01] You got 90 minutes of shit pal

[01:29:07] All right, I'm gonna go

[01:29:09] I really don't understand. I'm scared by it. Why I don't know dude. I just never got the internet. I don't fucking I

[01:29:16] Don't understand what this is like a deeply cynical negative plate. You don't take it lightheartedly

[01:29:22] Everybody gets well, you know, it's like wife that

[01:29:24] Lea mad at take a fucking mental health break

[01:29:28] It's not a natural behavior to just constantly shit on people and not their feelings

[01:29:32] And eventually you hit a breaking point you need to kill yourself or pretend to for a week

[01:29:36] Yeah, just sort of come back and you don't learn anything

[01:29:41] Continue being like an insanely cynical person and you know what it's not sustainable per se

[01:29:47] But it is a lot of fun as it is fun. Yeah, well, that's that's all the internet is and that's all this episode is game

[01:29:53] Thank you so much for listening and we will suck you off again Wednesday for the free one later. Goodbye everyone