Cum Town | Premium | 07/09/2018
[00:00:06] How did they get into it underwater cave?
[00:00:10] It wasn't underwater and then the it was raining and then the water levels rose.
[00:00:17] So my man just took him to a low ass cave.
[00:00:21] He tried to get sucked off by those boys.
[00:00:29] Guys who do you know I was going to make I was going to have them.
[00:00:31] There's no way they can guess in real time.
[00:00:37] You know four boys are out four boys stuck in a cave.
[00:00:41] I think they're 12 but I think for 12 of them.
[00:00:44] 12 12 boys 12 boys for what the fuck is that?
[00:01:00] I feel like it's so close and I just can't get it.
[00:01:03] It's serviceable if we put some big fake lips on you.
[00:01:08] I saw I was in a bookstore the other day.
[00:01:11] You know it's like jacking off the gay point.
[00:01:30] I'm more interested in Bushemi's line of reasoning.
[00:01:36] You can almost come and then but to come you need women.
[00:01:45] You know this version of Steve Bushemi.
[00:01:55] Speaking of William H. Macy's his name.
[00:02:02] Yeah you see the thing is they put that
[00:02:06] No there's really no way we can take the come off the car.
[00:02:17] Do you know what Mr. Londegard you're a fucking liar.
[00:02:22] That's the guy in the car dealership yelling at one of his.
[00:02:30] Yeah you see the thing is is they put that come on at the factory.
[00:02:39] I don't remember what that first guy looks like.
[00:02:40] You go into the come eating festival next week.
[00:02:45] Oh yeah I'll be at the come eating festival.
[00:02:50] I talked to my boss and he doesn't really do this but
[00:02:54] he said we can knock a hundred dollars off that come for you.
[00:03:01] What does that guy look like in the first scene?
[00:03:04] It's just a guy and his wife sitting there and he's like cursing out Jerry Londegard
[00:03:08] for lying to him about the Simonizing coding or whatever the fucking.
[00:03:16] There's this fat guy who's like speaking a lot of stuff.
[00:03:19] Yeah you see the thing is is they put that true coat on at the factory.
[00:03:22] Who Newman? No maybe he was like a cook in Seinfeld.
[00:03:28] No you're thinking of that bald actor who plays.
[00:03:36] Yeah that guy plays the guy with the high-ass voice in Seinfeld.
[00:03:40] Oh you're saying Francis McDormand's husband.
[00:03:48] I'm thinking of a fat guy with kind of long feathered hair.
[00:03:50] He sort of looks like a whiter Horatio Sands.
[00:03:57] He's a real minor actor in a lot of shit.
[00:04:09] We gotta remember because I don't think you you have even seen Fargo.
[00:04:13] I've seen Fargo the wood shipper they put the body through there at the end.
[00:04:18] Some Asian guys trying to fuck the pregnant lady at a Chinese restaurant or something.
[00:04:29] And then they fucking you know William H Macy's fucking in over his head.
[00:04:37] You know some people they fuck some prostitutes I remember that.
[00:04:40] You think we're fucking with you Jerry.
[00:04:42] Jerry you think we're fucking with you.
[00:04:45] Didn't want to have the prostitutes say you had a weird dick.
[00:04:56] Now who doesn't fucking remember Fargo.
[00:05:02] Yeah Gary Houston plays the irate customer.
[00:05:09] Maybe I was thinking of a different movie.
[00:05:10] Yeah there's no you're not thinking it.
[00:05:33] You think we're a bank we're not a bank Jerry.
[00:05:38] All right well you've derailed the show by.
[00:05:45] Oh the guy John Carroll Lynch is the husband.
[00:05:48] I know but he said it's not John Carroll Lynch.
[00:06:25] Is they put that cum on at the factory.
[00:06:39] That's how they give the money to you at the bank.
[00:06:48] She was the daughter of the owner of the.
[00:07:01] Gumbo is like easily one of my favorite movies.
[00:07:04] I've never seen it but it seems to be fucked up.
[00:07:19] I watched the color purple the other day.
[00:07:23] Was it in the black ground you know what I'm saying.
[00:07:26] I like to have a little bit of soul happening.
[00:07:41] You see Jordan Temple you could have done that with sister.
[00:07:47] Claire's not like there are other daughters.
[00:08:20] They're like are you retarded to he's like no.
[00:08:39] The movie is actually about rich people and how their children can't do anything for themselves.
[00:08:50] They put her in like a boarding school that costs like 80 million dollars a year.
[00:08:59] She's like I'm going to be a veteran, a veterinarian assistant.
[00:09:03] Which is like a better job than most non retarded people.
[00:09:11] I want to own apartment and then her parents get her like her own apartment in downtown San Francisco.
[00:09:22] That's funny because every time someone gets mad at someone saying the word retarded,
[00:09:26] it's someone saying like I have one of those in my family and it's so hard for us.
[00:09:31] But it's like one of those rich families has been like burdened with like spending money.
[00:09:48] I mean like the movie The Emotional Birdant of having a retarded daughter is because they're
[00:09:52] wealthy people and everything's about appearances for them.
[00:09:55] You know if it was like a lower middle class family, I mean they would have been fine.
[00:09:59] It's just like one of our kids shits themselves but the other one has like a neck tattoo.
[00:10:09] If one of them was retarded, it wouldn't be that different.
[00:10:11] They would just help out with bills less.
[00:10:15] Although they probably do more yard work.
[00:10:26] Yeah. He brings watermelons around the neighborhood of his mouth.
[00:10:37] Have you ever seen those viral videos for?
[00:10:39] Jerry, we've kidnapped your retarded daughter.
[00:10:49] Because you said Jerry, I thought Costanza.
[00:10:55] I've got that word. You got to go word by word.
[00:11:11] Netflix has a commercial now playing on television for all the black.
[00:11:46] Batman what the fuck you doing out there boy?
[00:11:49] Gary Olden right that was very Blackman.
[00:12:03] And then because he's a blackula he's like much older than regular people.
[00:12:28] I lost my love when I got my dick sucked on the way to work and she
[00:12:38] Are you talking about the one with the guys like?
[00:12:48] What you want me to home just not be an awful backup?
[00:12:53] What were the guy reaches in his friends pants?
[00:12:55] Yeah no no no stop pretending you know what we're talking about.
[00:12:58] Wait which guy is on his way to work and he gets his dick sucked.
[00:13:01] He gets his dick sucked and his girlfriend catches him.
[00:13:03] He puts him on Instagram live and he's like what?
[00:13:10] It's not Freddy Gibbs's Instagram story.
[00:13:14] It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.
[00:13:25] I mean salute to that guy putting up the good fight.
[00:13:37] Yeah at first he's kind of trying to be cagey and then she presses him.
[00:13:46] And he's wearing like a fucking like high visibility vest.
[00:13:49] He's clearly like some shitty construction.
[00:14:03] Eating someone's pussy is not cheating bro.
[00:14:07] If you're not getting your dick sucked.
[00:14:08] You're doing a fucking service to the community.
[00:14:25] Yeah if Carrado if anyone knows how good Carrado is.
[00:14:43] I used to think it was fancy when I was a little bit.
[00:14:45] But it's like why are you grilling my gravy?
[00:14:49] I don't want grill marks on my fucking fusilli.
[00:14:56] You say I want to go to the level of oil.
[00:15:00] They let you draw on the paper, the place mask.
[00:15:05] You'd be funny is like raping someone in jail
[00:15:07] and they're like crying or like please stop.
[00:15:09] And you're like but I want you to come.
[00:15:18] A raven who lovingly sucks your dick and then just pounds you.
[00:15:24] Because I often think about how I rape another man in prison.
[00:15:27] And you make, first of all you corner somebody
[00:15:31] and then you make them finger your ass.
[00:15:33] Yeah finger my ass and then they'll reluctantly do it
[00:15:36] because they don't feel like they're being exploited really.
[00:15:39] But then you make them suck their fingers afterwards.
[00:15:44] Because you got to wear away at people.
[00:15:47] Yeah so they got to suck your shit off their fingers.
[00:15:52] And then you make them kiss your chest and neck.
[00:15:58] Because they've already now they're demoralized
[00:16:05] They're fucking drunk off toilet fumes being railed out
[00:16:11] Me and my fellas just talking about the big game
[00:16:14] and raping some young man who stole a car.
[00:16:17] It's gotta be fun to go joy riding with him and his pals.
[00:16:20] Well guess what your pals got off easy.
[00:16:29] We're treating your asshole like that Nissan Xterra
[00:16:33] It'd be great if I joined like a prison gang.
[00:16:35] They're like all right well you're not very intimidating.
[00:16:40] I guarantee you I'll be the most feared rapist.
[00:16:44] No hesitation I will fucking turn out anybody.
[00:16:47] They're like well we do need one of those.
[00:16:54] Why don't they like arrest rapists in jail?
[00:17:06] Well it's mostly that mindset is like you know these people are ready for.
[00:17:09] I mean we saw the death penalty in those places.
[00:17:14] You're saying rape is worse than death?
[00:17:20] Well don't they like don't the gangs pay off the guards to like watch to keep a lookout while they.
[00:17:25] I think the gangs how you get to rape is you have to suck the guards off.
[00:17:29] Yeah so if the guards come then you get the guards.
[00:17:31] Every time you make a guard not in jail you get one.
[00:17:39] This is why you would not be good in jail.
[00:17:44] I would immediately start sucking off all the guards and that way I've banked times to come.
[00:17:50] I would just get one time you're allowed to come via rape.
[00:17:53] It's always funny when there's a prison riot and you're like they took one of the guards hostage
[00:17:56] and it's like oh yeah don't get that man back.
[00:18:04] Then you don't want to let that man survive whatever's happening.
[00:18:12] No don't you know you want to try and unravel with the damage done to that psyche.
[00:18:19] And if you're those prisoners that's got to be a joy.
[00:18:25] It's not even the rape that's getting to you at that point.
[00:18:30] But you're just what the fuck is he going on?
[00:18:32] They're eating part of his ass like a steak probably.
[00:18:34] They're cutting it off and eating it in front of him.
[00:18:37] He's just going to get up with some ramen noodles.
[00:18:40] Me and my friend we used to there was this guy we didn't like.
[00:18:43] We used to laugh about him being raped in prison all the time.
[00:18:45] We'd like to do all these fantasies about him being raped in prison.
[00:18:49] And it was a guy that booked local shows.
[00:18:59] He's a really like dude jokes all the time about him.
[00:19:01] And we had this like this one scenario because we would just get high and like.
[00:19:06] You'd get high and think about a man getting raped in jail.
[00:19:17] You know what you know where it started is it started with we went and saw a saw.
[00:19:20] One of the saw movies and we were laughing about him being like sawed.
[00:19:24] Oh yeah. And then it was like what if like they run out of saw ideas so it's just people being raped in prison.
[00:19:34] Why do you suck by little mannequin nuts.
[00:19:48] Because he's got that guys got that big fat neck and somebody sicking their dick down his throat
[00:19:51] and they're just using his neck to jack off.
[00:19:56] And then being like oh boy let me go please fellas.
[00:20:01] First of all you wouldn't even have to put it down his mouth.
[00:20:09] We were laughing about like them just using him as a bulletin board.
[00:20:12] Like he's never allowed to wear clothes his teeth are all dashed out.
[00:20:15] He just has to crawl around on all four.
[00:20:17] If he's caught using legs to walk the human they just beat the shit out of him.
[00:20:24] So he has to crawl around like a fuck pig all the time.
[00:20:28] And then they're just they're using a tattoo gun to like you know leave notes for each other.
[00:20:35] They just use like a dry erase board with permanent tattoos.
[00:20:38] And be like hey let me know about that basketball game next week or so.
[00:20:41] And then like just there's like so one guy gets drunk off like toilet wine or whatever.
[00:20:47] And like drunkenly cross or like writes over somebody's tag like a guy that passed away.
[00:20:52] And then they're all like scolding him for how disrespectful he's being.
[00:20:56] And then they're like you know we got to punish you for doing this.
[00:21:04] You have to fuck pig in front of him and they're like and you're not getting any.
[00:21:13] And we had one we're laughing about like there's a like there's a cryptigo shot in the
[00:21:16] spines he's like severely disabled and they all help him out of the wheelchair and like
[00:21:28] It's like letting her retard the kid score a score a touchdown in football practice.
[00:21:32] But it's like it's the main biggest guy who did hope.
[00:21:41] Those who come up with different ways to be like what's the most horrific way to use this guy.
[00:21:47] It would be good to not after the crippled guy rapes him.
[00:21:59] Like what they basically they put his leg around the guy's face and tie his legs around the
[00:22:13] He's just dicking balls shoved down his throat.
[00:22:24] So literally half a centimeter from his nose.
[00:22:35] He's got a people like his body's like a sofa basically.
[00:22:39] So just to be sexually abused and tattooed all day long.
[00:22:45] Give me a banana pudding from the cafeteria.
[00:22:53] Just a rusty ass fucking stick and poke.
[00:23:01] He's just riddled with every strain of HIV.
[00:23:13] Just because he like just because he sucked the comedy.
[00:23:19] He should get sort of well meaning but a fucking idiot.
[00:23:30] Oh, his kids have got to be in their 20s.
[00:23:36] Because I mean I knew that guy when I was 17
[00:23:38] and I hated him and his kids were already like nine or something.
[00:23:42] At the time you kind of wanted to make fun of his kids but it was like.
[00:23:48] No, I never want to make fun of his kids.
[00:23:52] His kids are pretty just look like him.
[00:23:59] They're doing the opposite of stand up.
[00:24:12] Yeah, no, we had one where there's like somebody weaker than him that shows up in the prison
[00:24:19] You know, and he he tries to like sexually assault the guy to get out of being on the
[00:24:23] bottom and somebody like rescues the other guy and they're like, why would you do that?
[00:24:37] I mean, we would get high and just do scenario for like hours.
[00:24:43] Just hours coming up with different ways to be.
[00:24:44] I like they do this like it's not even prison.
[00:24:47] He's just there for it's just like a DUI or something.
[00:24:51] And he just gets completely fucked up turned out 17 hours.
[00:24:58] Just how long we would be thinking about that?
[00:25:02] Just because then you would have a new one you came up with and we'd just be so demoralizing.
[00:25:07] And then like just crying laughing at the prospect of him being tortured.
[00:25:13] Like he's humanly doing like shit that like the Vietnamese didn't do.
[00:25:23] Just fucking like, hey, what are you guys laughing about?
[00:25:27] He's those like three vials filled with semen and he's got a syringe and they they say you
[00:25:32] have to inject yourself with one of them and two of them are HIV positive.
[00:25:39] You have to inject the semen into your blood.
[00:25:57] Make him eat it afterwards after he shits it out.
[00:25:59] God, I hope he doesn't go to jail for real.
[00:26:01] Nah, he would probably go to if anything, you'd go to like white collar jail.
[00:26:07] How do you get into the tennis and lobster jails we're always told about?
[00:26:11] You just have to fucking do like financial crimes.
[00:26:16] You know, anyone that, Martha Stewart probably went to a sweet ass jail.
[00:26:29] She had a change for decorative gourds.
[00:26:34] All the guards are looking good as hell with some fucking fall color palettes on their
[00:26:41] She was she was pretty sexy back in the day.
[00:26:57] She's like a guy keeping a clock radio in his ass because they're like inspecting the
[00:27:02] He's like, man, if I lose my more fucking clock radio, put this in.
[00:27:09] Just people are like, what about my shoes?
[00:27:16] Just in seven, eight, they're going through all the cells and like everybody's standing
[00:27:19] up straight and he's on a horse completely new.
[00:27:30] It's like, it's Richard in the sky with the traffic report.
[00:27:45] This lady you put my ass is using my whole parts.
[00:28:02] I love that the guards are just like, yep, this is fine.
[00:28:13] This guy, you kind of ruined DJ's landing.
[00:28:23] Well, I'm really used to have like Nigerian prom there every like once a month.
[00:28:27] This is Nigerian women with like baskets of fruit on their head.
[00:28:41] Yeah, but the upstairs area it was like the building was like a hundred years old.
[00:28:46] I mean, maybe not a hundred but yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:28:47] I remember going upstairs into the kitchen and having like a very, I guess, antiquated
[00:28:59] Yeah, that should be our fucking we should have come fast at EJ's landing.
[00:29:03] Everyone gets a room in that shitty hotel.
[00:29:12] We should just let Lauren so and just book the whole time.
[00:29:19] Yeah, I've never had someone that I have thought about getting raped for hours.
[00:29:31] I mean, I, I, yeah, I must have been just like thinking about the saw movies and him in
[00:29:45] It's weird that it's one side hip hop, one side R&B.
[00:29:50] Well, they bullied him into like raising his son, like pushing straight up bully.
[00:29:54] Like now he's talking about like how he loves his son and shit.
[00:29:56] And it's like, yeah, you had to see him.
[00:29:58] That's like, it sucks to be a secret family, but for Drake, it's like, you thought you
[00:30:04] Scott, I mean, he just didn't want people to know because the woman was ugly.
[00:30:09] If he had a son with a hot woman, she had some fat yams.
[00:30:22] I like a fucked up face every once in a while.
[00:30:41] She went for a little spin on her pussy.
[00:30:46] Imagine being bullied into fucking raising your son.
[00:30:59] He wasn't like taking the kid to swimming lessons or something.
[00:31:02] He wasn't going to his little fucking gay little gay swim meets.
[00:31:07] What are you looking at on the internet, man?
[00:31:19] I never read anything, including books or articles.
[00:31:22] There's a change.org position to have me kill myself.
[00:31:38] Nick Mull is a known racist who hosts an alt-right podcast with 15th century village
[00:31:44] idiots, Stavras, Halkias, and failed comedian Adam F
[00:31:47] Despite making $5 million a year online just to talk to two simpletons, twice a week Nick
[00:31:55] He feels to produce an episode of his radio show, Come Town.
[00:31:59] We believe that Nick's really executed in Times Square on live.
[00:32:05] We implore the district attorney of New York to charge Nick Mullen with ever crime.
[00:32:08] He needs in order to make sure this happened.
[00:32:16] I think there's a different district attorney, but there is like a district attorney for the
[00:32:22] Southern District in New York, which is like the US attorney's office.
[00:32:29] Moody's attorney is a man got those fucked up bottom teeth.
[00:32:34] That's not the Rudy in those yellow ass.
[00:32:37] You look at ST Cyrus, Chicklet's Cyrus Vance.
[00:32:45] I just found out who my from from Conair.
[00:32:48] I just found out who my congressman was the other day.
[00:32:51] Oh, you know who my my motherfucker is.
[00:32:54] Well, she's not still that guy Joe Crowley and so.
[00:33:04] And I didn't know that the fucking why the fuck is the why they're two primaries?
[00:33:06] I thought I was voting for my girl Cynthia as well.
[00:33:08] But I guess they got a way for that shit.
[00:33:10] They try to make that shit as a confusing as possible.
[00:33:14] Yeah, except for the people that are like call into that fucking Brian Lair radio show
[00:33:18] every week and they're like, excuse me, Brian.
[00:33:31] Are those- how many racist Jews are there?
[00:33:36] So yeah, it's pretty much every single-
[00:33:45] But I also do want to say that De Blasio is married to a black woman.
[00:33:57] That guy that yelled at the sax- was a saxophone player?
[00:34:08] That guy's just me and you did the fusion dance.
[00:34:09] Did that guy have dwarfism or something?
[00:34:11] There's something fucked up with his body.
[00:34:14] I was there with the jibby Hedrix, the who with Led Zeppelin.
[00:34:21] Sorry, I'm reading the die-hard Wikipedia that also has articles about the movie Conair
[00:34:32] And they have an article on Cyrus Grissom who's John Alton, which is character in Conair.
[00:34:37] I was trying to find all the stupid things he says in that movie.
[00:34:42] Dude, before I kill you, Poe, I just wanted you to know the last thing that little Casey
[00:34:46] Poe ever gets to smell will be my stinking breath.
[00:34:50] This is like supposed to be the world's most hardened criminal.
[00:34:59] Being like, I'm going to have a really freaking good time.
[00:35:01] I'm going to eat onions and capers and then breathe into her mouth.
[00:35:06] It is scary in that movie where Bushemi is like with the little girl.
[00:35:18] Yeah, he's having a tea party with the little girl.
[00:35:30] It's like a somatic tea party and like a kid's playground.
[00:35:39] No, that's just like a lie that he rakes in person.
[00:35:46] Just like little girl that lives in like an air force cone.
[00:35:49] And like one of those like fake houses they designed for like nuclear testing.
[00:35:53] She's like, yeah, my daddy lives outside.
[00:35:58] I showed Dasha Heat last time for the first time.
[00:36:03] It is so every time I watch it, I completely forget how bad Pachino is in it.
[00:36:07] No, he's just he's out of his fucking mind.
[00:36:31] That little girl he fingered on the set of uh, never stop, never stop fighting.
[00:36:37] Whatever this bullshit, direct the video movies that he does.
[00:36:45] You're like, Haley's going to be an actress.
[00:36:54] Starring fucking Joe Piscopo and Don Swayze.
[00:36:59] It's her first big movie and they're like, yeah, I'm sorry.
[00:37:02] But Haley was fingered by Tom Sizemore.
[00:37:07] Yeah, you really can't call the police because this is a stepping stone for her.
[00:37:15] This is not a, sorry, her 11 year old was fingered by Tom Sizemore.
[00:37:24] Fingers an 11 year old and then they just sent him home.
[00:37:28] And then the killer looks real good in that movie though.
[00:37:40] He was great in fucking Magruber as the villain.
[00:37:52] Both movies that those guys made were incredible.
[00:37:54] I guess they made three because I haven't seen the newest one.
[00:38:03] When contacted the now 26 year old former actress whom THR is not identifying at her
[00:38:08] request to climb to address the matter except to note that she's recently hired a lawyer
[00:38:12] to explore legal action against the actor as well as her parents.
[00:38:15] Sizemore declined to address the situation.
[00:38:26] Basically, our stance on this is no further questions.
[00:38:36] His agent has a flower that squirts water on his jacket.
[00:38:51] She was fingered on the set of a movie called The Fingerist starring Tom Sizemore.
[00:38:55] He's recently escaped from prison and has immediately sent back for fingering.
[00:39:09] Criminal fingers started Tom's actually.
[00:39:17] And yeah, the three types of fingering.
[00:39:20] Oh, when I was flying back from fucking Portland, a cumboy was working TSA.
[00:39:29] My man got me through security real quick.
[00:39:52] So, do you have any fun stories from your trip?
[00:39:56] Some stories that I didn't tell Nick because I'm a good friend and I don't know.
[00:40:05] You know, some stories that you might not have told Nick, and you asked me not to tell
[00:40:09] That's not being a good friend because it means you're being a bad friend to me.
[00:40:12] If it's something I'm not supposed to be told about.
[00:40:17] Is that I didn't want to talk about it on the podcast.
[00:40:24] He's trying to stir trouble things up that you don't want on the podcast and maybe you're
[00:40:28] doing exactly the same thing right now.
[00:40:31] No, not only are you bringing something up.
[00:40:34] You presented that up the worst way possible.
[00:40:37] I told you to keep a secret from Nick instead of saying don't talk about it on the podcast.
[00:40:41] You said, and he's never tell Nick because don't tell Nick's not one to be trusted.
[00:40:46] Because I thought you guys were doing a podcast without me and I didn't want it to come up
[00:40:52] First of all, things have been known to slip and now you just brought it up.
[00:41:04] I'm not having sex anymore to find myself.
[00:41:08] I did take a bunch of acid and I got to say acid rocks.
[00:41:12] Did you finger an 11 year old in Portland?
[00:41:24] Yeah, that was really poorly done there Adam.
[00:41:28] No one's ever accused of being good at the show.
[00:41:32] There's been plenty of things I've asked some of these have kept off.
[00:41:37] Well, you talked about how I got my dick jacked off by that lady when I told you not to.
[00:41:49] I'll just get that agent's desk number and call them up.
[00:41:54] Well, isn't it brave now to dox federal agents?
[00:42:18] Because of ice, isn't that like a thing?
[00:42:23] We could get any like I say, I say agents are just saying like they're saying their
[00:42:39] No, I need someone to do the paperwork.
[00:42:45] We work in the New York change name department in your convoy.
[00:42:56] That's where you change your gender though.
[00:42:59] It was during a second unit still portrait session to capture photos of Sizemore's character
[00:43:06] The imagery would serve as a plot device in the $5 million film, which was released by
[00:43:20] The film centers on two moral brothers on a crime spree.
[00:43:26] Sizemore plays the Distilude father who raised him.
[00:43:28] Roughly half hour session required the young actress who had a small role in the production
[00:43:32] to be seated on Sizemore's lap in a holiday tableau.
[00:43:37] This is when Sizemore allegedly either rubbed his finger against the girl's vagina or inserted
[00:43:45] Production manager Cassidy Loonan recalls that the girl was so young it was unclear to her
[00:43:51] and later her parents would have actually taken place and if it was intentional or not.
[00:43:58] You think he accidentally rubbed a child's pussy?
[00:44:11] I'm picking that child up by its fucking hair like I would do with my own kid.
[00:44:15] And I wouldn't touch it by anything but its hair.
[00:44:18] I would drag that child around by its hair.
[00:44:29] What if he was being a father and he was just checking to see if she pissed her for herself.
[00:44:30] He was checking to see if she'd been molested.
[00:44:32] Since he was feeling the extra time it was intact.
[00:44:41] Every morning you wake up, you check your daughters pussy.
[00:44:44] Make sure no one's gotten a little piece of that.
[00:44:47] After that size more like goes back to Australia.
[00:44:50] He calls up Steve Harvey and he's like, Steve I did that thing you told me to do and I think
[00:44:54] Steve's like, that's what a father does.
[00:45:11] My man's out here holding down a marriage dude.
[00:45:16] During one setup which acquired just the two of them, Robin Adamson who portrayed the
[00:45:22] She recalls of the girl who's wearing a flannel night gown.
[00:45:25] At one point her eyes just got huge like she could have vomited.
[00:45:30] She soon reintegrated and kept going although she had trouble taking direction.
[00:45:34] Later when I was told about what happened I knew exactly what it was.
[00:46:16] He got accused of beating someone and I was like I know my good friend Tom Sizemore.
[00:46:27] Didn't you get someone with a re-tweet thing?
[00:46:41] My daughter Kayla drew this picture of you and it's a very unflatter.
[00:46:51] You fucking beauty in the beast playing motherfucker with your long ass face.
[00:46:58] When the girl put on her bathing suit she told her mother that it reminded her of the day
[00:47:03] The bathing suits contact against her felt like what happened when the man had put his
[00:47:12] What about this makes you feel that way man.
[00:47:14] Why would an 11 year old say something like that?
[00:47:24] There's being paid off to protect David Gaffin.
[00:47:34] David Gaffin, Steven Spielberg, Calvin Klein.
[00:47:45] Well they all have those 17 year old pool parties.
[00:47:56] It filtered down to the crew says Roy Malphus who works as a production assistant.
[00:48:00] The little girl said what she said we all thought that fucking sleaze bag.
[00:48:05] He was this guy who was already known for making inappropriate comments like being drunk,
[00:48:09] We were talking about consistent behavior, just being Tom size more on set every day.
[00:48:19] Producer James Rosenthal, which James Rosenthal, you know, the echo voice.
[00:48:31] Who's living himself had to stop a group of us from visiting Tom size more to kick the
[00:48:34] guys ass, which is just like, you know, like, I look, I'm mad too.
[00:48:40] This guy, I'm less to go, but we have to finish this.
[00:48:43] I mean, we put so much money into this movie.
[00:48:46] I mean, oh, trust me, I'm also mad, but think about the money.
[00:48:55] Oh, he was, he was also mad just to be clear.
[00:48:59] doing anything about this man molesting a child and he didn't stop us and call
[00:49:04] the police he said he stopped no he stopped an assault with an actor with a
[00:49:08] hammer which I think sounds like a producer's job yeah interesting where
[00:49:13] you're fucking where your dog in this fight is Adam what do you what dog think
[00:49:19] you know what the only institution I support is Catholic Church damn eldest
[00:49:24] eldest was watching that fucking documentary about like the school in
[00:49:28] Baltimore where it was raping all these priests were like eating kids asses
[00:49:33] and yeah fuck the fucking priest dude they're fucked up guys man I'll fuck I'll
[00:49:39] fucking box a priest you show me a priest that's fucked the kid and I'll fuck
[00:49:43] it this is great too I don't even want to finish this in interviews the film's
[00:49:47] producers J. Stefan Michael Manchol and Gus Spoliansky oh shit note that they
[00:49:54] removed Seismar from set they're talking about how sad it was and then
[00:49:57] eventually you need a pickup shot say invited size more to spoil and a couple
[00:50:02] months later for reshoots incredible so here we go once it died and then he goes
[00:50:06] he goes after talking about how like you know we were so concerned when says
[00:50:09] cries but then this is the look the literally the next quote from Spoliansky
[00:50:12] we had a fiduciary responsibility to complete the film so we decided to go
[00:50:17] about as business as usual lacking the evidence of what happened that day what
[00:50:22] oh my god uh-huh says Spoliansky still is quick dad we took the allegation
[00:50:27] extremely seriously we were willing to doing anything including dismissing Tom
[00:50:30] we just couldn't be police judge and jury police judge and jury nice yeah it's
[00:50:36] pretty cool Hollywood rules yeah it's a good I mean they had a fight to share
[00:50:40] responsibility they saw the girl get finger one of the actions like I saw
[00:50:44] her get fingers and they were like and they're like look we didn't have any
[00:50:48] fucking it's a he said she said that's here we all believe that we had multiple
[00:50:57] witnesses the girl said it there is a judge there is a judge there is a
[00:51:00] judge you know there was technically a judge and jury on we're gonna do just
[00:51:05] dismiss him which does not require the cops at all these are so much worse than
[00:51:11] like the actual guys doing the raping because at least like if you're if
[00:51:15] you're like some fucked up rapist drug addict it's like obviously self-control
[00:51:20] is not gonna be yeah if you're allowing those things to happen because you're
[00:51:23] like put 20 million dollars not even this is five not even million dude this was
[00:51:29] such a piece this by a two million dollar no I said five million oh really yeah
[00:51:33] yeah and my ins gate so brutal Lionsgate although I will say it's probably a
[00:51:38] push in terms of who's bad now you're right they're worse who I'm saying I'm
[00:51:43] saying you're saying they they sat down and saw it about the people that are
[00:51:47] covering it up are not cuz mentally ill they were like yeah people that are
[00:51:51] victimizing people because of money right and this is and then they just I
[00:51:56] love they do all these they talk with these accusations and then you know
[00:52:02] size more is and twin peaks USA shooter in September he appeared opposite Liam
[00:52:10] Neeson in felt playing an FBI rival of deep throat source in the watergate
[00:52:15] drama that's very funny there's a movie called felt yeah exactly there's a
[00:52:22] rival deep throat yeah it was pussy like now it's probably that Cuban guy with
[00:52:28] the big glasses what is that I don't know who's that spook that was like one
[00:52:32] of the Watergate plumbers it also did a bunch of I don't know they all they all
[00:52:36] went on to have careers but there was a guy with like a Cuban name that not G
[00:52:40] not G Gordy my man G Gordon just gets to do shit yeah so funny it's cuz he looks
[00:52:48] like a pirate he does he's got a good look I gotta admit was Oliver North of
[00:52:53] Watergate no he was a ran Contra yeah I think so he's on TV and shit oh no he's
[00:52:58] the head of the NRA yeah my man Ali good I gotta say Ali's a tight name for an
[00:53:03] old man yeah it's cool yeah he used to have that show that was like real cool
[00:53:07] battles really it was like on Fox News on the weekends nice they'd like show
[00:53:12] like cool war shit people love war shit even though they're fucking bitch ass
[00:53:17] motherfuckers it's like a white guy thing when you turn like 55 you get into
[00:53:22] war why would you like that should look scary dude and how much it would suck
[00:53:25] dick to be in a war I don't know I like world world war two stuff school you
[00:53:29] would be such opposed to you wore out or something yeah yeah no I wouldn't you
[00:53:33] that'd be a sneak I get my sneak stats up to a hundred you know I'd be behind
[00:53:37] enemy lines and no no way yes you would no I'd survive but like grandpa Simpson
[00:53:42] I'd I'd be the funny radio I'd be in a Berlin I'd be in a Berlin Berlin
[00:53:46] Berlin guys who remembers Steve Buscemi fucking remembers him you do you
[00:53:52] remember him is this close wait you'd be the cook you'd be the cook that sounds
[00:53:58] bad you had it better before I'd say better before are you trying to do good
[00:54:03] morning Vietnam I'm trying to do Buscemi again oh no it was better before what
[00:54:07] is this fucking world war two this is World War two it's not as New York as
[00:54:13] you expect like he makes his own less New York it's less New York gay it's not
[00:54:22] gay what am I a fucking gay guy okay guy no I was watching a casino you should
[00:54:33] Pesci does a Chicago accent in that movie in casino and he crushes it he's so good
[00:54:39] at it like the way he does the ours yeah it's like sounds kind of New York but
[00:54:45] then you do that doesn't he do that in a home alone too I don't remember the
[00:54:50] issue is a guy could do as a teenager that I can't do now what am I gay yeah
[00:54:55] Joe fishy what's that he's got a pussy and it's not like fish
[00:54:59] Pesci is letting us know he knows Italian nice speak Italian say some more words
[00:55:06] ask me to say anything say clam namaya calamari calamari gala ma they all say
[00:55:15] gala ma well that's a zoom lies so they say it's like a southern guy no it's an
[00:55:21] Italian American thing they all talk say I'll speak Italian like a deaf person
[00:55:25] but goo yeah I never knew that my run is like my my Donna that's what they're
[00:55:30] not on my dome they're saying my don't maron move my run can you suck my little
[00:55:38] penis in my day call because I'm gay and I want to do it about to be a I think
[00:55:43] I'm gonna be a homeowner I know yeah in Baltimore yep so I'm gonna need a little
[00:55:49] bit more respect as a member of the landed gentry yeah so what's the plan
[00:55:54] just have your brothers pay the mortgage so you own the place then you're gonna
[00:55:56] sell it and yeah we'll split the whatever the profit mm-hmm yeah that's
[00:56:01] great but also we might they might just live there for a while taking care of
[00:56:04] your people that's great I'm giving back to the fam so I'm about to about to have
[00:56:10] no money again but you know what it makes me it makes me hungry your total
[00:56:13] savings is there most of it I have a little bit more than that but yeah most
[00:56:17] of it but hey man you got a bit on your family dude my familia and it's more
[00:56:23] because you don't live there yeah that sucks you can't you get you you because
[00:56:28] I don't live there they look at it as an investment how many bedrooms is it
[00:56:31] three beds so they're gonna take a roommate your brothers no just be my
[00:56:35] live the two of them yeah oh and you have a place to say in Baltimore yeah
[00:56:39] sure that's great and then more you just probably be like a thousand but not
[00:56:42] bad something like that yeah yeah so be a great town baby I'm about to be a
[00:56:46] fucking you know maybe I'll be cut maybe this is the first up to me becoming a
[00:56:49] Republican owning a home what are property properties taxes look pretty
[00:56:53] bad in Baltimore they're really high yeah they're high shit cuz you're paying
[00:56:57] state which is already fucking high and then the there's like a municipal
[00:57:01] tax mm-hmm and then I think you also pay tax to the county even though the
[00:57:05] cities like its own yeah I won't pay a fucking dime to Baltimore County you can
[00:57:08] suck my fucking dick I started paying my student loans I think I'm gonna wipe
[00:57:15] them out I'm gonna try to wipe them out nice brother I expected I'd have those
[00:57:18] the rest of my life but I just like looked at the money loans is so fucking
[00:57:23] stupid yeah thank God I don't have any debt dude I was I was broke his shit
[00:57:27] paying like a full-second rent that sucks like before we started this show
[00:57:32] for nothing for nothing school sucks so I could like so I'm not taking my
[00:57:36] broke Roar bong hell yeah Eastern yeah Eastern PA I look at houses in East
[00:57:40] and PA all the time far is Eastern from here it's like an hour and a half that's
[00:57:44] not bad it's not bad at all but this is like a mansion yeah was it like right by
[00:57:48] Jersey like right over the border it's yeah not far from Jersey bro you should
[00:57:52] get a fucking town you should get a cabin we should go to a cabin yeah I
[00:57:55] should get a cabin yeah we're gonna go to the fucking beach when is that
[00:57:58] happening Adam Adam said I'll handle it and then he didn't I now he's destroyed
[00:58:03] the summer because it's too late for us to make individuals I said first of all
[00:58:06] it's already seven days into July you think we have time to plan we should go
[00:58:10] to the beach on Tuesday shut up no I don't want to do a day trip let's go
[00:58:14] but yeah I know you said oh my friend has a house in the Hamptons I can get us so
[00:58:18] I stopped a lot of Hamptons I stopped looking at fucking the beach house
[00:58:23] no you said the Hamptons no it's well I was a mistake and either way we'll go
[00:58:29] along I don't get already said we could go when I think end of July he said but
[00:58:35] you're out of town that weekend I saw in the come-town calendar whatever we'll
[00:58:40] figure this out off her but look at this place look at all the fucking wood in
[00:58:43] this damn whoa yeah this is now a real estate podcast fuck yeah dude real estate
[00:58:49] ass dude yeah the real estate as do podcast I'll tell you fucking what dude
[00:58:53] I'm gonna get a fucking mansion no seriously I just want a place for James
[00:58:58] to penny board James is gonna be fighting and penny board in my mansion
[00:59:05] that I buy for him I hope Lewis is Tim was telling me that Lewis said he wants
[00:59:11] to leave gas digital James my legacy podcasting something for my boy podcasting
[00:59:23] is gay dad don't you ever say that I don't I don't want my name attached to
[00:59:31] the sex and drugs and rock and roll yeah yeah we're doing all the blow yokey
[00:59:36] show oh it's gonna be really good for sports porn sorry which actually does
[00:59:41] have pretty cool I would get blown on on the this on this show why not how
[00:59:46] about Zuxville PA okay I'm only looking at homes it costs at least a million
[00:59:52] dollars a fat mill there's some crazy ass fucking houses dude if you just like
[00:59:58] put in like a million dollars and like or put in like ten million dollars and
[01:00:02] then just set Zillow to like the east coast and just scroll up and down oh
[01:00:06] you find something that's like oh this is we're a king with yeah yeah and a
[01:00:15] state house for a royal family right Michael Jackson's house in Vegas is up
[01:00:20] for sale and it has been for like five years how much seven million dollars we
[01:00:25] got that but it looks fucking sick did he live in Vegas he had a house in Vegas
[01:00:30] damn yeah Michael Jackson his doctor that killed him mm-hmm lived in Vegas and
[01:00:35] his son went to high school with my sister Conrad Murray did your sister
[01:00:39] smash Conrad's no and also look at this place nine nine point five million dollars
[01:00:46] Christ that looks like a fucking resort it's like a resort Nazareth
[01:00:50] Pennsylvania let's buy it ten mill that's where Jesus lifts mm-hmm that's where
[01:00:55] Jesus is from that's where that good pussy is that Virgin Mary you know she's
[01:00:59] like 12 apparently his mom the Virgin Mary so Joseph was a petal Joseph got
[01:01:06] in them cheeks dude yeah my theory is that the angels sucked God's dick and
[01:01:11] spit it into Mary's pussy oh it was like a snowblowing situation mm-hmm that's
[01:01:17] been my working three for years I've said this before in the show but my
[01:01:20] friend Tommy convinced me when I was a kid that Alan Iverson's mom was
[01:01:23] immaculately that's so stupid yeah look at this it's like Eastern Shore estate
[01:01:33] that's a lot of land but it looks kind of fucking bullshit no that house is
[01:01:37] look at that oh yeah I guess you're right that's cool I mean it's like this
[01:01:41] fucking 200 year old estate how much probably 15 million fit what yeah
[01:01:47] Jesus Christ if you know you know it's like Mar-a-Lago basically yeah yeah
[01:01:53] here Delaware and Georgetown Delaware 25 million dollars for this property just
[01:01:57] a plot yeah why I don't know let's open a fucking casino if you could have your
[01:02:05] ideal home what would it be look at this flower do 16 17 flower do 100 road
[01:02:11] North Prince George Virginia oh that is some slavery ass yeah this is like a
[01:02:16] plantation home this is what I would love to own an old plantation hire a
[01:02:20] bunch of black people to pretend no they're hired they have a job hey I'm paying
[01:02:26] the money I just like the field it's not crazy they all make a hundred thousand
[01:02:33] dollars a thousand dollars you hear they have all the insurance they just have to
[01:02:36] do the voicing where a tattered clothes yeah and I have sex with them
[01:02:42] the men and the women of course I make the men finger my asshole that's a kiss
[01:02:51] my neck and chest is not racing this weird and gay
[01:02:57] yes how much this house is chest that house guess how much that that house yeah
[01:03:04] I don't know a hundred thousand 37.5 million dollars why I don't know it has
[01:03:11] to be hat and that looks like absolute shit this is a bit right I don't know
[01:03:16] I mean maybe they're like maybe the guy's it's in like Myrtle Beach or some
[01:03:20] shit Ocean Isle Beach North Carolina the guy owns it's like Mary no this is
[01:03:26] gonna sound crazy but it might just be crazy look the the zestimate for this
[01:03:30] house is two hundred ninety thousand dollars but look we put it on the market
[01:03:34] for 37.5 million maybe we'll get a bite Ocean Isle Beach maybe they meant to do
[01:03:42] 30 hundred seventy five hundred I'm going to the outer banks in like two weeks
[01:03:46] even that would be wildly over I know but I'm just saying that makes no sense
[01:03:50] the estimated mortgage is two hundred and thirteen thousand dollars a month
[01:03:56] what the house costs a month I think it would be cool to have like an
[01:04:02] apartment in a city and then like a beach place not yeah a beach or cabin
[01:04:08] damn where's the guy in store holy fuck that looks awesome that's where fucking
[01:04:13] Michael was hiding out in the godfather yeah that's where fucking oh this fucking
[01:04:18] owns what's your face got guy I want a house like that with this big fucking
[01:04:22] puffy nip just have to be really just piece of shit children this looks awesome
[01:04:26] like I want to borrow the Tesla like done then you have to sexually assault
[01:04:31] some girls in your school before you're allowed to use the Tesla to drunk drunk
[01:04:37] drink and dry mums fucked up on Xanax again dad she can't drink dry dry I would
[01:04:45] love having one of those sleeping wives one of those rich wives a wine wife yeah
[01:04:50] they wake up they drink a bottle of wine have like five Xanax they're like I love
[01:04:55] you Dasha yeah oh Dasha would love to be a sleeping lady relationship you
[01:05:02] gonna start sleeping and drinking wine they hit yeah two things Dasha hates yeah
[01:05:09] just doing DUI's constantly I want the way to pay me a Y type bitch one of them
[01:05:16] DUI type of type of yeah I'm trying to get a drunk understand in intimacy
[01:05:22] drunk under intimacy that's what we charge women with is there yeah raped
[01:05:29] wall drinking come on a drunk under intimacy you were intimate while being
[01:05:37] I'm just hey look I'm just saying things here we're just riffing stuff out
[01:05:41] right we're not making the law I'm just suggesting just lobbying you law
[01:05:48] charge women with a crime not a while drunk in certain gun Pakistan in
[01:05:55] Pakistan that's what they do I just respecting cultures like the
[01:06:00] Pakistani culture thank you for making this race is
[01:06:07] the end yeah yeah is that am I wrong I'm just understanding
[01:06:14] Pakistan I'm saying it the way they want it to be said so true no you're right
[01:06:19] listen man when you're right you're right I never said nothing oh the
[01:06:22] engine people in Pakistan Jesus how that's how they want it to be said engines
[01:06:27] yeah the engines oh let's go 17 million 17 bills baby you guys could live in any
[01:06:41] time in history when would it be anytime in history yeah seven years ago yeah
[01:06:50] real estate actually 1998 yeah 98 would have been a sweet year 98 we were
[01:06:56] like design the eight's like yeah but living the life now age it would just be
[01:06:59] my life now without a phone yeah yeah exactly what I want you just be yourself
[01:07:04] I could be myself you cranks it me play I'll be playing yeah I mean I guess playing
[01:07:08] PlayStation one would kind of suck yes you know what that would be pretty
[01:07:18] gay I remember make it 2001 9 11 right before the towers fell on it yep
[01:07:24] 98 99 because you know time would still continue so you get those three years
[01:07:29] before the towers you can you invest in Fox and Fox con yeah it's a black water
[01:07:35] black water yeah that'd be tight um not eleven black water what is it why don't
[01:07:42] they just call it grape soda you know we all know what you're talking that's
[01:07:49] right yeah Dick Cheney tell your wife's husband blackwater oh you mean sprite
[01:07:56] yeah it's wild he shot someone in the face chest chest and face what with a
[01:08:05] buckshot yeah salute to the young lord dick Cheney dude like I really had
[01:08:11] everything the big dick energy did yeah he's alive yeah oh I finally saw that
[01:08:18] big dick energy thing that's so funny that you're mad about that I stand by
[01:08:24] my point anyone can claim big big energy because of Pete Davidson's that what
[01:08:29] started it I don't know because what's her name said he had a 10 inch dick no I
[01:08:33] think he did it he does have a big dick good God look at this place dude 25
[01:08:37] mill who sheesh and down in hot Atlanta hot line hot line just landed in hot
[01:08:43] Atlanta brother was that a whole company I forced the whole planet hot Atlanta
[01:08:50] look at this room dude that's a zebra zebra print and and and red that's the
[01:08:59] finger-popping room yeah there's ntas library they have filled with bookshelves
[01:09:03] and it's filled with lights and statues yeah and then fake books those are all
[01:09:06] fake I mean I'm not read there's like a neighborhood like me and say it Lewis
[01:09:11] where you can get how Jesus Christ movie in the basement who's like that must be
[01:09:17] that must be like Michael Vicks old yeah it's gotta be indoor pool damn indoor
[01:09:22] pool is damn a whole gym that's not indoor out it is a nice gym indoor outdoor
[01:09:28] pool fuck dude we gotta buy this house man yeah let's buy this let's go to the
[01:09:31] come town tennis court damn it'll say in the description there's a neighborhood
[01:09:36] in Atlanta or in St. Louis in hot Atlanta where you could buy like barons the
[01:09:42] states for like apparently like three million dollars or something but it was
[01:09:47] like all like owned by like you know industrial estate railroad guys yeah
[01:09:52] yeah suck leave on yeah dick sock St. Louis kind of sucks though it's kind of
[01:09:58] boring take that back about St. Louis I've never been there and it's a pickup
[01:10:03] artist town mm-hmm St. Pooh a St. Pooh yeah that's a nice fucking sweater
[01:10:10] nice dress you what happened to yeah sweet breasts moron is that nagging nice
[01:10:19] nice scarf you cunt yeah stupid bitch damn I love nagging
[01:10:28] fuck man fuck rock my dick where would you want to live ideally what's what's
[01:10:35] your ideal guy dearly ideally mm-hmm I want a place in like the Greek Isles
[01:10:42] hmm I'm one of the gay I want mikonos yeah me konos yeah that's kind of the
[01:10:48] clubs everyone kind of knows about that one grease grease is a hot vacation
[01:10:52] spot this summer it's always a road that's a lot of people sitting in roads I
[01:10:56] didn't remake that fucking Colossus oh yeah that make me yeah you know but the
[01:11:01] dicks really small no yeah well it would be huge because it's a giant statue
[01:11:06] I mean proportionally it'd be small but you have to keep in mind I'm over 50
[01:11:09] stories tall right yeah dude I have a 13-inch dick yeah yeah yeah yeah we've
[01:11:17] got a 13 inch dick yeah my dick's about two and a half feet I am 700 feet tall
[01:11:23] it would be cool to look small because I'm a statue yeah yeah yeah it would be
[01:11:27] cool to live in like an underwater sort of Atlantis like bubble kind of like
[01:11:32] like like sandy from from sponge Bob sort of like a kind of like a you know like
[01:11:39] a James Bond villain would live in like you know it it looks invisible a lot
[01:11:43] of maintenance well you know if money is no object I didn't say money was you see
[01:11:48] like though all the walls are glass so it's like you have an aquarium wouldn't
[01:11:53] be afraid that it would break and you would drown then that would be the
[01:11:58] perfect death my own home yeah I don't know if I would want a big house or not
[01:12:02] I wouldn't want a mansion I mean it would be tight to have a fucking movie
[01:12:06] theater and a full gym and a tennis court but beyond that it's a tennis no just
[01:12:13] like I'm one of those circular driveways for my seven or eight Lambert
[01:12:16] yeah that would run a fountain in a moat yeah I don't know what do you got to
[01:12:22] do with all those rooms yeah after you've got the home gym in there the second
[01:12:26] kitchen slaves quarters big bird room right time at least house where I can
[01:12:31] get the local children's theater to put on yeah child productions of Glenn
[01:12:34] Gary Glen Ross for me my slaves this circuit mam and to direct you and white
[01:12:42] Oleander while me and my slaves cackle and drink wine out of the brewery that's
[01:12:47] also in the house you need a pizza of it the entire vineyard pizza room you have
[01:12:51] to have a dip in dots franchise by Indians yeah it's very good to see you again
[01:13:00] master moment thank you printer thank you printer thank you software it's good to
[01:13:10] see you guys to end our softwares yeah printer and software they were
[01:13:16] programming they came here and now they work at a dip in dots
[01:13:20] printers like software this move would be great for us this is a company they
[01:13:24] have ice cream from the future we will learn the secrets and bring it to a
[01:13:30] 711 it is always open so you always make money the business is not closed it is
[01:13:36] the best business in America yeah that'd be good yeah other than that you find
[01:13:43] in yeah I had a day for a show about a retarded Indian cop named police car
[01:13:53] because it's funny yeah yeah he's got a siren on his head a little light yeah
[01:14:01] he's like who took all the cookies like calm down police car but I have to get
[01:14:08] the cookies back can the mentally disabled and he has to be retarded
[01:14:13] because here's the thing let me tell you something about offensive comedy if I
[01:14:16] just said Indian guy would be racist but because I go Indian and retarded I'm
[01:14:20] spreading it out it's an extra layer it's also going after the police so people
[01:14:24] are like oh yeah is he really in the wrong here yeah if you think it's bad
[01:14:27] then you do lives and that's why they call me mr. untouchable why I've never
[01:14:31] been criticized by fords of people why not every three months like clockwork
[01:14:37] I know there's nothing to take away from you there's no one to complain to
[01:14:42] people still decide to do it because that's how much they hate you it is really
[01:14:46] fun when it happens and then two days later you've gotten away with it there's
[01:14:52] nothing to get away with it right there's like there's no stakes so they can't
[01:14:57] take anything away they could take away my stakes oh my Omaha stakes which I
[01:15:02] have delivered I just get a letter from the Omaha State Company unfortunately
[01:15:06] we have found out that you do racism on the internet and the Omaha State
[01:15:10] Company refuses to count you among our customers we prefer in-person racism
[01:15:15] well my uncle got into the business of ziplocking stakes and mailing them to
[01:15:19] people we said police car you can't do that it's uncle was police car
[01:15:25] has uncle damn dude retarded Indian man I mean that is an idea I would have why don't
[01:15:30] we just put him in bed yeah we're gonna mail ziplock stakes to people
[01:15:36] I'm gonna say we're from Omaha so people don't realize we're Indian
[01:15:43] fuck dude damn I have a hard-ass dude should I do shrooms today yeah why not and
[01:15:53] do what just be at home maybe go to a park you should have an activity go to
[01:15:57] that parking a story by the water that's a great idea yeah maybe go for a little
[01:16:01] bike ride on true about instead of our story it's acidia I'd love it nice
[01:16:06] mmm it's a town that each would absolutely love that no joke I bent over to pick
[01:16:11] up the soap and the water hit my asshole just so and I gotta tell you I get the
[01:16:16] hype about getting your ass eaten it was refreshing I've also been taking very
[01:16:20] cold showers yeah maybe that was part of it that's very nice yeah it's really
[01:16:24] nice so I when I was in college in DC we used to go to another national mall
[01:16:29] ooh when I was in college shut up ooh look at me shut up I know how to read oh I
[01:16:37] am I am probably not a read I don't know how to read don't ever say that off
[01:16:42] first of all I'm the one who reads the worst thank you very much I I get
[01:16:46] sleepy as fuck I front like I front like I can read but I just try to start
[01:16:51] like a new 600 page book and I'm 15 pages then and I got I get
[01:16:55] every time I read read half a book in Barnes and Noble yesterday what but
[01:17:00] bragging as we begin or we begin our ascent Christopher Joseph Mungo read
[01:17:07] sounds gay I know he's a page Turner but Mungo yeah Mafungo read yeah is it
[01:17:13] about that plantain dish yeah nice Michael Imperial he has a book out I
[01:17:19] said really yeah yeah I was David de Kavny yeah on the cover it says Joyce
[01:17:24] Carol Oates is like this is actually a good book there's one review on the
[01:17:29] back of the book that it's like often I'll start a debut novel ready to hate it
[01:17:34] yeah yeah I've had it and it's like I was pleasantly surprised by Michael
[01:17:37] this wasn't I read the book jacket it's about a kid who moves to New York City
[01:17:43] during the 70s and then becomes best friends with Lou Reed no and his trans
[01:17:48] are you kidding yeah that's what the books about Lou Pete his pants you know
[01:17:54] this is something Dasha told me after Lou Reed and the German girl what's her
[01:17:59] name Nico broke up yeah she said I will never date another Jew good yeah that's
[01:18:05] pretty funny so Lou Reed ruined that pussy for all you semi-t yeah I guess he
[01:18:10] wasn't to hear down good makes sense to me he's probably fucked up on I remember
[01:18:15] that calm I remember hearing the lyric she always kept her head even when she
[01:18:22] was giving head on the radio take a walk on the wild yeah yeah yeah and I was
[01:18:28] like hell yeah dude they said giving that was one they they slipped through the
[01:18:31] census look through the sense yeah I yeah that was on 100.7 the bay oldies
[01:18:37] that's an old classic rock yeah I had a big classic rock phase right long
[01:18:43] feathery hair it was soft as shit the Lord took my beautiful locks no I've
[01:18:47] seen pictures of your hair was stringy and shit even when you've never had
[01:18:51] good air in your life first of all motherfucker this is your haters heart
[01:18:53] talking right now I had beautiful soft hair this is a new character I'm debuting
[01:18:58] called Jonathan appraisal right look a million dollar homes and I said this one
[01:19:02] was what cost too much you never had good hair I said I'd be listen I'm not
[01:19:06] saying Jonathan appraisal the thickest hair but it was soft and nice I used to
[01:19:09] have a lot here how about an Indian guy named praise all praise all yeah yeah
[01:19:14] my name is praise of sin decoder and you never met what I think it's in the
[01:19:22] guard no sent sent to sent to call you just say you all this this they just
[01:19:28] mix up those syllables yeah my name is Mowgley did that take place in India
[01:19:35] yeah that's why there's both a bear and a tiger and a tiger it's the only way
[01:19:41] makes sense really yeah India has both of those yes indeed tigers yeah sure
[01:19:48] con con never made sense to me that he had that like sort of booming English
[01:19:54] voice because a guy named sure con should be like yeah I'm a tiger you know
[01:19:58] like fire no con is not Chinese con is Chinese I'm just like I could you mean
[01:20:05] bocustani yeah yeah blue was voiced by James Earl Jones no
[01:20:13] I'm sure array no for network bridge over quiet oh
[01:20:22] holding William James I think so right William holding this blue really I want
[01:20:30] to get I mean I know Louis Prima is a King Louis preem it's me a little prima
[01:20:38] blue I have a nice a fucking a dick I don't know who look prima is you an actor
[01:20:46] maybe Louis Prima was like one of those is a sloth bear did he was he was he
[01:20:55] the tally me bananas guy Louis Prima who is that no that was a some Caribbean
[01:21:02] asshole suck me off coach I'm ready to be gay oh it's Phil Harris nevermind damn
[01:21:11] what a wrong ass motherfucking I know I'm a man suck me off coach oh yeah is a
[01:21:17] guy did Thomas O'Malley in the aristocrats oh hell yeah that was a that was a good
[01:21:21] flick yeah yeah the Chinese cat and the aristocrats we are sorry
[01:21:27] that's the wrong movie you fucking asshole it's not that's not a lady in the
[01:21:32] tramp oh sorry the risk of fucking idiot yeah Shang Wang or whatever no that's
[01:21:36] a comic it's like Shang Shang something yeah yeah yeah I know that guy yeah he's
[01:21:42] funny he's funny he is funny suck me off coach yeah this is just play it cuz it's
[01:21:49] fucking great that'll take us out yeah oh we done pretty we've done an hour and
[01:21:54] a half I think hour 20 we're gonna try to do more content
[01:22:15] look at this fucking cat yeah I mean when you look at it but my favorite is like
[01:22:19] just not just the accent but all the idiotic giggling at the end yeah playing
[01:22:25] with chopsticks playing with chopsticks well and it's also like was it eat
[01:22:29] himself yeah but yeah just the way he giggles at the end like just some
[01:22:38] ba-fottle dipshit like Chinese immigrant shuffling through the streets of China
[01:22:42] this stupid buck teeth yeah what the hell no do I do yeah that's a groovy ass
[01:22:59] movie yeah I fuck with that Chinese ass cat yeah there is also that scene in all
[01:23:05] dogs go to heaven where it she's it she's doing the song in the casino
[01:23:11] movies really sad you can't keep a good dog down oh yeah describing how Charlie
[01:23:16] inhibits the best qualities of every race I think goes he goes you know and
[01:23:21] he's like he's got the look of the Irish you know and he's like the pride of the
[01:23:25] Spanish yeah and then the and he goes and even a bit of saiyan cross all dogs
[01:23:36] go because I uploaded it to YouTube so it's on your page yeah it's on my page
[01:23:48] yeah here we go all dogs go to heaven best scene
[01:23:53] even a bit of say a bit of say a bit of say a bit of say a bit of say a bit of say a bit
[01:24:06] is really good yeah he's wearing a little hat to his guy in the rice patty
[01:24:10] he's wearing a symbol on his head yeah as a rice patty hat so I guess as always
[01:24:18] keep the show fresh we should do some kind of racist character at the end also
[01:24:23] okay we haven't already exhausted that no no it's been hard to riff with this
[01:24:27] fucking heatwave I know and I got allergies to my penis a racist character
[01:24:36] should be like a match up see this new commercial where Mr. Peanut is hanging
[01:24:39] out with a black guy no something about it bothers me I can't put my finger on
[01:24:44] but I just I thought more of Mr. Peanut than that hanging out with some black
[01:24:48] truck driver I was assuming Mr. Peanut was just like become Anthony Cooney
[01:24:55] the man's rich he's a fucking slave owner why would he be hanging out with
[01:25:01] him I'm not mad it just doesn't make any sense
[01:25:06] yeah yeah well I was thought he was George Washington Carver
[01:25:14] no Mr. Peanut get George Washington Carver you ever see that movie and it's
[01:25:18] Michael Kane and he's like well I'll just want to have the peanuts about that
[01:25:22] I'll put on blackface just to get peanuts yeah they won't they black people
[01:25:27] allow they peanuts for free a lot of people don't know that just go into the
[01:25:34] store and take them yeah I'm always doing blackface and that's what get George
[01:25:38] Washington Carver's stuff what is that supposed to be get get Carter get Carter
[01:25:43] I've never seen get Carter but that was there was that was remade though right
[01:25:47] with Mel Gibson yeah Elliot Carver is also the bad guy in tomorrow never dies
[01:25:52] who tomorrow never dies the bad guy that movie is just big it's just Nick
[01:25:58] dead yeah the news yeah down the coud knows his bad news just as shitty as
[01:26:06] James Bond villain in any movie only good news his bad news
[01:26:13] I never read the reading that that was the first one after Golden Eye right
[01:26:17] tomorrow never dies we're doing production on this tomorrow sucks me off
[01:26:23] bad news I never saw that shit I saw the one with the race and how they
[01:26:31] sell new software yes sir as requested it's full of bugs which means upgrade
[01:26:38] for years outstanding mr. Wallace tell me if he doesn't sign the bill lowering
[01:26:45] the cable rates will release the video of him with the cheerleader in the Chicago
[01:26:50] motel this is just Nick then this is just galker media with this guy is tell tell
[01:26:57] Hulk if he doesn't tweet I just landed in heart to generate viral content for
[01:27:08] galker media will release a video of him fucking bubble of what if Peter
[01:27:15] Thiel is just James Bond is there we consider that they're both English I
[01:27:22] right he speaks English they only good news it's gossip and Kotaku only good
[01:27:31] news is paying freelancers to say you know fuck fuck to this and fuck to that
[01:27:39] little potty mouth news out way you know I mean I'm not anti-journalist here
[01:27:44] but I do think darker got a little good that little foul mouth sure sure that was
[01:27:50] interesting I got no patience for all these foul mouth bad boys mm-hmm fuck
[01:27:58] I bought Elvis the other one and he's giving me a headache really sitate anyway I
[01:28:02] have sitter him slimed consider him slimed he's on transponder 7
[01:28:11] is the stamper also a cheerleader huh face to is underway I have the video tape I
[01:28:18] haven't seen it myself but I'm told the footage is excellent this is so it's
[01:28:23] supposed to be like TMZ yeah yeah taken a what a shitty movie when did this come
[01:28:27] out what's the guy's name Levin how about tomorrow never guys and it's never
[01:28:31] for guys yeah well guys yeah I hate that it's a future that's all just women
[01:28:38] no and breathy gay black mailing people you never allowed to hang out with
[01:28:44] fellas no mr. Bond we're imagining a future with us no fellas but who's going
[01:28:53] to sexually harass the women who's going to slap him on the ass no but mr.
[01:28:59] Bond because the only future it's a future without fellas
[01:29:05] shots out the shotgun we talk about how you should slap women mmm tomorrow never
[01:29:10] thighs and they get rid of all the thick women boo no I hate that more than
[01:29:15] tomorrow never got me I need some thickums in my life yeah I need to use the
[01:29:20] black girl magic to see it to save the I feel bad for like because it's like
[01:29:26] obviously most men are pro thick women right yeah I'd say I'd say on average
[01:29:30] most of us like thick women I would say so but there's so many fat women that
[01:29:33] misinterpret that yes you know they're like yeah he meets me it's like no we
[01:29:38] don't know no one needs you ever no one ever needs you no I mean go put on a
[01:29:46] white shirt and hide with the other refrigerators it's yours maybe someone
[01:29:50] will purchase you maybe that's how you can find the husband is when someone
[01:29:53] accidentally purchased you thinking you're a washer dryer
[01:30:15] this was only $700 like but this one has better features and then you're like
[01:30:20] no it doesn't like to this thing just don't and that's how you find a husband
[01:30:29] if a fake price tag on yourself get a little barcode tattoo try to trick a
[01:30:36] man into purchasing you you heard it here 12 months financing if you were fed
[01:30:41] you're a fat woman he's just going to see yours you know put a big big glass
[01:30:54] circle it's you're still around you paint oh yeah you paint some put some
[01:30:58] diets and glue some dials under your face yeah you probably have big ass fucking
[01:31:03] nipples anyway yeah right those could be those numbers I bright hot cold
[01:31:07] delicate under nipples boy big titties out cold delicate on one right tumble
[01:31:17] low yep you know high heat on the other and you pussy could be the fill your
[01:31:21] pussy with lint so people think you're a used washer dryer combo well gals think
[01:31:32] like a man yeah if you enjoyed this there's plenty more in Steve Harvey's
[01:31:36] book that's right how to sell that pussy it seems like a man boy like a man
[01:31:43] damn boy fuck okay gang we have this show tomorrow yeah come to the funny
[01:31:49] moms tomorrow I'm sure we have a little shit the fucking plug we're it's gang
[01:31:54] faster whatever it's getting fast this weekend yeah we're all gonna be on the
[01:32:00] road soon nixon carolines nixon carolines August what is
[01:32:04] oh we got a push bolts we're in Baltimore August 12 yeah that's soon it's about
[01:32:10] a month away yeah so please come out to that yeah that's it for now we're
[01:32:16] Cleveland Cleveland Boston tour we're at it hilarities on Sunday at 420
[01:32:22] legalize it that's part of the unaccidental comedy fest that's on
[01:32:28] September 2nd and then we are in Boston the next day September 3rd at laugh
[01:32:32] Boston at 8 p.m. doing live pods legal guys it legal guys it that's guys only
[01:32:38] guys only I'll tell you the guys only thing might have been ruined for me by
[01:32:45] all the people sending me guys only stuff yeah but hey man legal guys it we'll
[01:32:52] do that one sure thank you guys everyone goodbye suck my thank-bye