Cum Town | Premium | 07/16/2018
[00:00:09] I was laughing today about like during, you're like fucking a girl, right?
[00:00:13] And then she like says like dirty stuff.
[00:00:17] And you're like, yeah, that's what she said.
[00:00:49] Well, I think you have a very narrow penis.
[00:00:55] She has transpired a generation of adolescents
[00:01:08] And I guess this doesn't really come up with some podcasts.
[00:01:12] I only know six or seven words, but they're enough to.
[00:01:26] So Todd, there's Todd and Rory, and then there's little.
[00:01:35] And fuckly is like, I haven't even smaller penis than Todd.
[00:01:40] There are no small actors, only small penis.
[00:01:45] I would like to transform into still a robot,
[00:01:49] They're all turning into cars and trucks.
[00:01:50] And I'm like, oh, I did not know that was an option.
[00:01:58] That robot just fucks all the other robots.
[00:02:00] I don't want to be a Volkswagen bug anymore.
[00:02:04] I would like to be the bigger dick robot.
[00:02:09] That's what I want to get reincarnated as.
[00:02:21] I just want like a slightly bigger than, you know.
[00:02:27] Nick was sending us posts from r slash small dick problems.
[00:02:31] Honestly, the funniest thing I've ever seen on the internet.
[00:02:44] I'm like, I'm like, where those pull up your pants, black people.
[00:03:04] But that was some great stuff on there, man.
[00:03:07] That one about, I'm a six foot six tall black man
[00:03:13] And it makes me want to commit suicide.
[00:03:21] Because you know women are just like daydreaming about 13
[00:03:29] My dick is bigger than that guy's dick.
[00:03:32] And then in like in relation to a six foot six frame,
[00:03:41] He wants to kill himself because of it.
[00:03:46] Which is like you can't even kill yourself because people
[00:03:53] Dude, if you're the corner, you got to do that guy solid
[00:04:09] That's just my family and bomb me with a bigger robot there.
[00:04:17] I want my fingers dipped in pussy and my embalmed hand stretched
[00:04:24] out and everyone comes by snips my finger on the way out.
[00:04:26] I think I already said I want to be a Colossus.
[00:04:37] I would like to be just do you a Colossus.
[00:04:40] I want the hanging gardens of wherever the fuck.
[00:04:41] If there's any way to babble on my brain so that someday they can put my brain
[00:04:46] The Colossus has just come alive on the solstice to destroy.
[00:04:56] Why would the scientists agree to that?
[00:05:00] They rebuild the city every year and I go back to being a statue.
[00:05:09] When the Colossus was destroyed the city.
[00:05:16] No, small dick problems is the funniest fucking thing.
[00:05:19] Because there's guys that will come on there from the big dick problems.
[00:05:28] Come over and post on the small dick problems for him.
[00:05:32] It's like there's other things in life.
[00:05:34] It's like, you know, it's sort of a novelty.
[00:05:36] Kind of like it's a problem sometimes or whatever.
[00:05:40] And they're like, you know, it's like often it'll like hurt a girl and like, you know,
[00:05:46] And then the small dick guys are like, I would do anything to hurt a woman.
[00:05:51] I would trade my kidneys if I could just destroy if I could live one day.
[00:05:57] If I know what it'd like to hurt a woman with my penis.
[00:06:02] No, they act like it's like being able to fly.
[00:06:05] Which, by the way, I've said that before, I would give my day, I would have my dick removed
[00:06:13] I know, which immediately I would regret.
[00:06:17] You'd be in your apartment doing flight simulator afterwards.
[00:06:29] It's in, it looks like Columbus Park in Chinatown and there's like a middle aged Chinese couple.
[00:06:39] She sticks her hand up and then grabs one of the birds and puts it in her bag.
[00:06:42] And then like looks around, shifts the leg.
[00:07:00] There's a certain type of person that's a pigeon person.
[00:07:10] Mike Tyson and the lady from Ghost Dog Way the same.
[00:07:26] Dude, it is struggling in that fucking bag.
[00:07:27] Look how like she's naturally she looks around.
[00:07:40] We save a bunch of money on grocery shopping.
[00:07:56] I mean, she looks like a Chinese stereotype from the 40s.
[00:08:10] That rules just stealing a little ass bird.
[00:08:13] What's the most wild type of meat you've ever eaten?
[00:08:25] Some guy, I didn't click on the article.
[00:08:28] Some guy sucked a 10 inch dick and he went to the ER because he sucked dick too hard.
[00:08:34] Salute to the real ass dude of the week.
[00:08:40] And he posted a Snapchat that was like, Dick sent me to the ER.
[00:08:52] I ate like a, it's called Basturma and it's like a fucking weird little.
[00:08:55] You know what I would like to genetically engineer?
[00:08:57] With a camel with the humps are filled with chocolate milk.
[00:09:04] You might as well have a little nice taste in this quick.
[00:09:08] Are you worried about it curdling and becoming chocolate cheese?
[00:09:13] No, they got an actually you know what?
[00:09:15] I said that sounds pretty fucking good.
[00:09:19] Oh, you put chocolate milk in a fucking camel's hump.
[00:09:22] Get chocolate cheesecake out of the fucking deal.
[00:09:28] That's a cheesecake out of a camel's dick.
[00:09:42] I don't know what the stone equivalent would be there.
[00:09:59] Getting into sub-redits and looking at all of them because there's all these different communities
[00:10:02] I would never have the impulse to post on reddit. Uh-huh. We're getting into like
[00:10:06] Ours and yeah, yeah, and now the small dick ones. Yeah, that's really good. That might be my foray in dude
[00:10:12] That's great. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen
[00:10:18] Level of disdain these men have for anybody that even remotely tries to be nice
[00:10:24] Because you know what it's to be fair to not be able to hit the back of a pussy
[00:10:32] It's like it's like you know being a midget in front of a cookie jar
[00:10:35] Yes rest of your life. Yes. It'll be what it'll be fine
[00:10:39] If you it would almost be better to just not have a dick and you can't fucking yeah, sure then to like just not
[00:10:46] Feel the push just like not even get into the not even get past the lips. Yeah. Yeah
[00:10:57] Yeah, cuz if you don't have it if your dick is chopped off or some shit, right? It's like a tragedy
[00:11:01] It's a story and people will work with you. Maybe your girlfriend
[00:11:05] You know jacks you little nub off or whatever and like you can go to John's hot
[00:11:08] Whatever and then you get to wear a dick a fucking bionic dildo or so. I don't know you figure something out. Yeah, and it's like
[00:11:14] It's a very understanding thing, but you just have a regular
[00:11:18] You know what if you have a small dick lose your dick in an accident
[00:11:22] Yes, and then get the proximity and then whenever you fuck girls be like yeah, I had like 15
[00:11:31] There was a fan in my neighbor's apartment I stood too close to the window
[00:11:35] Yeah, I mean you could join the military then get it blown off in combat and then what you do is you then you're
[00:11:44] Eligible for that Johns Hopkins program because they gave it to a troop, right? Did they I think they did I think they did you take
[00:11:49] You take here's the perfect scam if you have a little dick join the army fucking blow a do a fake
[00:11:55] IED get your cock blown off. You're sent home like a hero. Yeah medical discharge or whatever you get a brand new bionic cock
[00:12:02] Mm-hmm purple heart purple heart and a fucking pink-ass dick and a brand free college education. Yep. Yeah
[00:12:09] I like that. This is good if you guys are angry from having a small dick. You're probably a good soldier
[00:12:14] Mm-hmm. You know you don't you're not gonna be a great Beret. Yeah, the guy from doom
[00:12:20] Part of the canon is that his dick is very small
[00:12:23] The really the video game. Yeah, they face of the eye. That's why he looks like that. That's why he looks pissed
[00:12:31] That makes sense I would believe that every angry character ever has a little ass dick
[00:12:37] Who are so I mean that's certainly the stereotype
[00:12:39] I was famous the top post on small dick problems is words. You're not allowed to use. Okay. Well hung blessed
[00:12:47] Incredible you can't you can't even say out of context
[00:12:55] Honestly, why don't you want I'm you know, yeah, it is
[00:12:58] How would you feel if you were told that you are a great starter dick by someone who admires big pen s
[00:13:04] But is afraid of it what yeah, someone told a guy
[00:13:08] They spell they have this wrong half of these posts are like
[00:13:13] subconscious fantasies about being humiliated by women which like
[00:13:17] You probably think a lot of that's really the answer for a lot of these guys isn't like, you know
[00:13:23] Hey, there's nothing wrong with having a small day. Yeah, like you would probably really get off on being humiliated
[00:13:27] So probably they can come really hard. Yeah, you should like find a woman that'll just completely humiliate you for having a small
[00:13:34] And that's and lean into it because that will probably work. There's probably more women
[00:13:39] It'll it'll like make you feel bad at first, but like well, that's like the only way you're going to accept yourself
[00:13:46] You're getting what you want you're getting what you want as you come
[00:13:49] I don't know it's I like dated a girl that was like really into being humiliated and shit
[00:13:53] She tried to like flip it on me, and I was like, oh, no, no, it's I'm like, yeah, I would never fucking do that
[00:13:58] Mm-hmm, but like I've had women that were like, you know, you get comfortable with them
[00:14:01] And then they're kind of into like the maybe on you never been pissed on but I do it. You know, yeah
[00:14:06] I've done the other mm-hmm. Yeah, and it's like, you know when I've gone that way a little bit where you get like, you know
[00:14:12] Yeah, more of a good sub or whatever. It's like it can be hot and it's like oh shit
[00:14:17] I don't know why I didn't just let people abuse me and fuck my
[00:14:21] Yeah, well use my mouth like a pussy right exactly. Yeah, just choke me and spit on my mouth
[00:14:32] Have your friends from work come over fuck me
[00:14:35] Fuck me right they try to fuck you and I beat the shit out of you. I suck their
[00:14:48] And then I suck their dick and they're crying and then I fuck their ass and that's the kind of domination I can get into
[00:14:54] Also kind of that's the interplay between top and bottom that really gets me fucking going
[00:15:00] So take it for me small dick problems guys a man that has it all figured out
[00:15:05] You say you deal with it now, but really half these posts are like
[00:15:10] What would happen if a woman is like, you know, she sees your dick and then she takes a picture of it and posts it
[00:15:16] Oh and Times Square, you know, yeah, you're never gonna have yeah, are my fears reasonable?
[00:15:21] I am Harry seven is still a virgin parentheses. I know I know and it's like what you know what?
[00:15:27] I'm currently dating this girls first time or man tickly blah blah. I'm some of the 13 centimeters
[00:15:31] There's a meter they count centimeters. Yeah, it's a classic small dick who strikes against you buddy
[00:15:38] Yeah, you got a small dick and your metric system
[00:15:42] No, wait a second. That's 5.1 inches. That's not the fucking you could figure something without that's fine point
[00:15:48] That's below how you you like it's bad calculator. I just I'm on Google right now. Okay on his dick converter
[00:15:55] I guess that's like for European men's dick converter
[00:15:58] So while I'm not pretending to be the shortest guy here. I have some serious hang-ups with it
[00:16:04] Add some erection issues and not only is my dick underwhelming, but also on rely
[00:16:16] Geez, I'd love to fuck that pussy. Yeah, there definitely are girls. I think that like smaller decks
[00:16:21] I know I know I know I know guys that like smaller tits. Dasha's a friend. I like smaller day
[00:16:31] Yeah, here it is this is the post that I want to bring up. This is my favorite one
[00:16:34] Does anyone have kids who is thinking about having kids?
[00:16:38] I'm wondering if I'm the only one that thinks about this
[00:16:40] Sometimes I think about having kids and what if I have a boy and he sees my dick when we bathe or something
[00:16:49] Feel like I would be crushed if something like that
[00:16:59] Just these are all just sexual fantasies by people that want to be humiliated
[00:17:03] But this one is up. No, this is weird because he thinks he has to bathe with this son
[00:17:08] Well, I get but it's like that's the thing you're worried about in terms of raising a child
[00:17:12] Yeah, you know any kind of woman to impregnate. Yeah. Yeah, you shouldn't worry about it. How little is that guy's penis?
[00:17:20] I've never kissed dated or even been flirted with before and this is a topic called never approach women
[00:17:28] I'm black with a small penis at 4.5 inches the same guy and no a different guy
[00:17:33] And it's why I never approached women because they expect black guys to have 10 inch monster dicks
[00:17:40] Poor guy and that is the worst. He's never a brother. That's the worst position imagine like I think like it makes me imagine like
[00:17:50] Darren Wilson and he's fired the gun at Michael Brown as Michael Brown is charging at him saying please stop killing
[00:17:57] Yeah, yeah, and then Michael Brown trips and his pants come down and he's got
[00:18:02] 4.5 inches hard. Oh man. Everyone sees it and it's like
[00:18:07] People would be less mad about yeah, yeah, that's how that's how fucking low in society
[00:18:13] Little dick a little dick black. I is he could be a victim of an unarmed police shooting
[00:18:25] He could be killed by the police just no
[00:18:27] What's so yes, cuz it will station shot in the that would start a black Twitter Civil War there would be no rise
[00:18:43] The memes would be so fucking good dude. Yeah, I mean like out of all the stereotypes the big dick thing
[00:18:51] It was really that you know rest of them are like no job no father
[00:18:55] The good I guess good at sports is another
[00:18:59] But the dick thing that's like yeah, this somebody tries to like tell him that 4.5 inches isn't that bad?
[00:19:06] But he's response. I've the unluckiest life in history, which is why I'll never be able to escape poverty have kids
[00:19:11] So he's poor too. He's probably ugly. He's born the writing disability Asperger's dyslexia
[00:19:18] Small dick my dad passed away a couple months ago. Oh
[00:19:25] I'm applying for I can't even laugh at poverty. So mentors don't exist this guy should do in the DSA
[00:19:31] Yeah, what do you do for fun powerlifting and strong man? Oh?
[00:19:41] Dude reach out to him that that needs to be our intern dude
[00:19:44] I guess I should join the DSA a little big black I a powerlifter. I'll be your patron. I'm the definition of pencil dick
[00:19:56] My girth is around 3.3 3.5 inches who knows that that's huge three circumference
[00:20:05] Which one circumference that's not that circle. Oh, that's really small three. Oh, I thought it meant like diameter
[00:20:12] Oh, we have that we have the dosh's tape the met take my gosh's penis
[00:20:21] There's you know in the wall where little kids measure how high they are why is there a bunch of ones going out the other way
[00:20:38] Frank who are those guys we do role-playing?
[00:20:43] This is three inches. I've had sex twice in my life
[00:20:46] The second time was even more embarrassing even I could feel that she wasn't feeling anything at all as I wasn't even touching most of the whole
[00:20:56] That's not possible the whole closes up at the end no one has an open pussy dude if that guy's dick is that little
[00:21:03] Maybe three three. Yeah, dude. Yeah, I mean three is look at this dude
[00:21:07] I've fingered a lot of whores. Yeah, there's never been a single one where I can't fuel the walls of the pussy with my finger
[00:21:13] Yeah, yeah, no, she just had a freak pussy and I have Delicato that guy
[00:21:20] I'm used to my problem. Yeah, I have the hands of the world's most magnificent violence
[00:21:25] I imagine yo yo ma fingering a girl. Can you imagine yo yo ma shoving his bow?
[00:21:48] I would love to fuck while yo yo ma played a beautiful conchirto in the corner of the room full-text either
[00:21:53] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm just eating pussy just fucking luxuriously. That would be nice
[00:21:59] Getting really get in my cockrood in Chinese
[00:22:03] He's never making eye contact could play on speakers
[00:22:06] It would be it would be in beautiful natural life. Yeah having the morning sex. Oh
[00:22:13] There's something really nice about daytime sure I love it. I'm like a dick porn can be viable. Will someone rise to the channel?
[00:22:21] Yeah, there was a movie about that with the the
[00:22:24] Bucky whatever Bucky. Yeah, we talked about that one guy that fact I was a little as a fat guy Bob
[00:22:29] I used to love all those poor. It was maybe feel good
[00:22:31] It was a funny is that was less fat and had a bigger penis than him. Well, I don't know about less fat at the time
[00:22:39] The time of discovery why doesn't someone start a small penis porn company. Mm-hmm. What like tech decks?
[00:22:49] Would love to see those little ass dick guys putting their dicks on tech
[00:22:52] I hit there's so many posts that are like this
[00:22:54] I'm 6 3 Jacked and have a 4 and a half inch dick nice fucking everyone can see how short I am all the time
[00:23:04] I got a small dick. Yeah, but what's the point of being 6 3 with a little dick?
[00:23:09] It's a monkey's you still beat people up. You're right. You could still beat women. You're right. I mean beat anybody
[00:23:14] Yeah, I mean also I think that I think that
[00:23:17] Women don't care. You know what I mean, maybe not cuz you're fat
[00:23:20] But I mean, you know if you're like under six feet like people do treat you different. I
[00:23:25] Don't know I get cut in line by children all the time. Yeah, yeah
[00:23:29] That's well that's a bitches aura. I don't give off a bitches. Oh, yeah in fact. I'm dressed like cloud from
[00:23:36] Final Fantasy 7 probably one of the most masculine characters
[00:23:47] Yeah, I command respect that's not this one's gotta be good feminist author
[00:23:52] Gigi angle encourages women to reject men who have a small penis. Oh, yeah 42 comments
[00:23:58] They're probably really cool about it. She doesn't encourage rejecting them. There's like a what's her take on that?
[00:24:04] There definitely has to be like a an overlap with this and insoles right 100% and
[00:24:13] 100 the fucking the Venn diagrams a fucking circle. Yeah, it has to be
[00:24:17] What is Gigi's why is she saying a little dick man can't fuck that's kind of rude of her. I don't know
[00:24:22] This woman also says I am you should cheat on
[00:24:26] Apparently the article says that she encourages rejecting men with average dicks. Well, this is ridiculous
[00:24:39] Another college talks to a talk to a woman about cheating on a man who provides everything with great sex
[00:24:48] Bitch yeah, she's a bitch. Okay. Well, that's cool. I'm getting too many
[00:24:52] Skank fest emails me too. Yeah, I know Lewis. Why we changed the venue. You're in the ballroom now
[00:24:57] Why is there a ballroom? Where we are? We were at a tuxedo. Yeah, we're making $30. Yeah, I know
[00:25:03] I'm fucking sick. We're putting on beauty of the beast in the end. I turn into a white guy
[00:25:08] I turn into a not retarded white guy and Dave is Bell
[00:25:21] Oh man Jesus Christ. What do we got? Does anyone else have an issue that it's kind of difficult to masturbate with a small
[00:25:29] Get the fuck out of here to too small to jack off. That's that's that's not possible
[00:25:35] What you can figure it out man. That's not possible
[00:25:38] I used to jack my soft dick until I came when I was like 11
[00:25:44] I used to rub my cock up against my hand like a like a flat surface like a clit
[00:25:49] Like put it like on a table and then put your hand on the get a sander and then put it on the lowest setting
[00:25:57] No, I used to just like rub my cock my hand on my cock like oh, I always jacked off
[00:26:01] No, I figured out Jack off. I was like, oh, this is wild. Yeah, this is fucking
[00:26:06] This is going from like you remember the first thing you jacked off to you. Yes, I do too
[00:26:11] I remember clearly very clearly very specifically. I remember the whole I set the mood
[00:26:16] It was it was during the Greek festival. I don't remember how old I was the festival
[00:26:20] But the bakanal so everyone's out of the house because it's a big everyone's oh you had it to yourself
[00:26:25] So I sneak back in I'm gonna go to the festival. It's like oh, we'll see you there
[00:26:29] I see my parents hanging out with their friends
[00:26:30] I know that house is empty because I was sharing a room with my little brothers. Mm-hmm and
[00:26:35] So I know they're fucking gone. I blast a motherfucking AC
[00:26:39] In my brother's room. I get a nice cool. Yeah cool situation going. It's nice and cold. I go down
[00:26:46] I get myself a little drink. Hold on another. I'm hydrating. It's yes urinal colon yay or nay awesome
[00:27:00] So I'm just like imagine being in a urinal and you look over and a guy is a small dick and you're like everybody
[00:27:11] Jesus Christ if anything you're making a guy's day if I see someone a little last dick makes me feel really good about myself
[00:27:17] I've never seen another man's dick at the year. What never? I've never looked at another man's dick
[00:27:22] You see them even if you know I'm staring at my own
[00:27:28] I hate seeing that hot piss coming out of my dick. Yeah, it's free. Yeah
[00:27:47] I saw an old guy. Yeah, like his dick was so big it just like filled up part of my peripheral vision
[00:27:54] Where it was just like it was old old as shit. He had a gigantic penis. It made me so upset
[00:28:01] The old guy on the fishing boat and he's like smiling and his dick's like the size is flaccid. Yeah, I feel like an Arizona
[00:28:14] Just fishing and jacking all I can all fucking the fucking a big who's striped bass with your gigantic cock
[00:28:21] Like we need someone to clean the guy probably laughs every time he sees his own dick. Yeah, dude
[00:28:26] He smiles every time. They probably laughs
[00:28:28] He's so funny. My penis has to be pulled out to use the urinal which is a lot of effort and potentially embarrassing
[00:28:42] This guy responds same no wait wait wait wait my people like out of their fat fold is that what he said?
[00:28:47] Yes, oh he's fat and small dick it bro. That's tough
[00:28:52] He has to pull his cock you find if you lose like 20 pounds your dick looks bigger. It does look nicer
[00:28:57] Yeah, it does look nice. Mm-hmm. You think you have like a little bit of food or whatever. I got there's a little
[00:29:01] Yes, there's there's there's like a there's residual fat
[00:29:05] There's not right right right right above your car feel the cocksam like underneath the skin anyway
[00:29:10] You can feel it like when you take a dick fake you got to fucking press that fat all you got you need
[00:29:15] You got to press you got to press that fat press the fair press the fat let your cock
[00:29:20] Rise up dude. Yeah, this is your fingers around like yeah fingers around your your dick in the fat area
[00:29:27] Look like a parent to trying to walk through a bouncy castle
[00:29:38] No, we gotta go this retrieving your tiny dick from the bouncy castle
[00:29:45] Dude I hit the right angles. It's it looks pretty nice. Yeah. Yeah, how tall you guys now
[00:29:51] These are the kind of yeah, these posts piss me off. Oh, yeah now. I'm mad now
[00:29:56] You're my tall you guys six foot four six foot three
[00:30:00] My name is Greg. I'm five one with tits and a four inch penis. All right Greg
[00:30:04] You're the fuck it you're the blue-chip recruit
[00:30:10] Five foot eight fat thighs before by four hose
[00:30:26] Oh, he's got one of those fucking air airplane clamato juice can talk these poor kings
[00:30:38] Yeah, we won't truly have equality until the little dick the little dick at among us gets
[00:30:43] That's why the TSS there man. You got to redistribute the clock six foot three. So I'm gonna write same height and also jacked
[00:30:50] 4.5 inch dick. I look hot as hell on the outside once the pants go off
[00:30:53] I go from a ten out of ten to a two out of ten instantly now he goes down to five
[00:30:58] I would say you know, I think that the two out of the two
[00:31:02] You dig fat little I mean a two out of ten is like a guy with his facial psoriasis
[00:31:07] Acid burn visit the lowest it goes is one. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, which is like no listen knows
[00:31:27] Fuck dude, oh to finish my jacking off story. Yeah, so I'm full of fucking I'm full of
[00:31:31] Lukumadas, which are fried honey balls. I'm feeling good dude. I just rehydrated. I'm coming up
[00:31:38] I was a big into fresca at the time. Mm-hmm had myself a little fresco
[00:31:43] While the AC is cooling down because we had window units in my home
[00:31:46] We didn't have a central air so I put the AC on full blast and I go to my fucking bed
[00:31:52] And I don't remember who's my bed or if I just moved to my room or if it was my little brother's bed
[00:31:56] But either way, I'm in the room we used to share and it's completely alone and I am just I'm fucking a pillow
[00:32:02] I'm rubbing my cock on a pillow. You didn't have any porn or anything did not inform
[00:32:06] But what I had was locked and loaded in my head was and I think I've told her before it was from
[00:32:13] Road trip the fat black lady. Okay. Yeah. Wait. That was the first time I'm the one that smashes him. Mm-hmm
[00:32:21] She died though. She died. Yeah, she has a kind of botched surgery. That was the first time you ever jacked
[00:32:28] I jacked off and she was naked she was on top of him. She wasn't even naked. She was in like a
[00:32:32] Yeah, yeah, she'd a brawn. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. She was on top of him and I just I took I laid down and pretended she was riding me
[00:32:37] It was awesome. It's one of my favorite coming experiences of my life
[00:32:44] Any more small dick stuff over there trying to find some good ones
[00:32:47] I don't want to like burn the whole episode on this, but Jesus Christ. No, I mean
[00:32:52] Yeah, I guess we should talk about your former boss
[00:32:56] Yeah, Papa John. All right, Pete. I mean come on
[00:33:01] Hey, paisan a yo giving us the real talk. Yeah, I mean it is I like it's gotta be people that are mad that he didn't say
[00:33:11] You know yeah, like what the fuck he was a Italian way saying what he's not when he called fucking moolies
[00:33:18] I've been ordering this pizza every day
[00:33:23] being a brunch every fucking day and he's using the wrong language
[00:33:31] They probably found out he wasn't Italian a bunch people probably found out he wasn't Italian when they found out it's last in
[00:33:44] Yeah, dude, it's so better I've been using that N word on himself
[00:33:47] Well, he said that name like that he said that it was on a call a sensitive
[00:33:52] Sensitivity training call with a PR firm with a PR firm incredible
[00:33:56] And he said if someone from the PR firm leaked that not someone from his own company like he's got a huge fucking lawsuit
[00:34:03] It was probably his own company. It wasn't I mean I don't know. I'm not a lawyer
[00:34:07] Probably some but I am a genius. It wasn't like one of those like all hands
[00:34:14] Gee drop out of community college and never got his Gee. I'm sure it's not true
[00:34:19] I got my Gee. You're right. You just had a high school and community college, but you got your Gee. I got my Gee
[00:34:26] And you got your Gee D and pre-law I got my Gee D
[00:34:31] To all the queer people out here. I like small dicks nice. He deleted his account. I'm sure they've flamed him
[00:34:42] Just be gay bro, so what what so wait, I'm sorry the Papa John thing they were it was a sensitivity training
[00:34:49] And then he claimed that Colonel Sanders used to call the blacks the N word
[00:34:56] Something made up. You know what I really don't like Sonic the Hedgehog calls him Coons all the time. Yeah
[00:35:02] They're like John John John. That's not as a character John. We'll be back John. We're on conference
[00:35:09] It's a conference call. This is a all hands conference call the entire people on the line
[00:35:15] And you we told you before we took that out of your talking
[00:35:23] Sonic has never said Coon. Furthermore. He's not the mascot of the sonic drive through
[00:35:28] The two completely different characters, so you can't even even if Sonic was saying Coon
[00:35:34] It's not like we're in the same market segment is Ronald McDonald says chink. I know that yeah, that is true
[00:35:39] Ronald McDonald's a racist stereotype of the Irish
[00:35:43] That is true, so why can't I do blackface piece?
[00:35:51] Damn dude alright Peter Johnny schnapps. Yeah, I had to retire because he said he had more did he step down?
[00:36:01] I think so yeah, I think yeah, it was because I mean I think it was pretty he was already not the CEO right
[00:36:07] He already semi step down. No, he was the CEO
[00:36:10] No, something he didn't get the most he alienated black people by saying by criticizing now what happened is an
[00:36:17] After he resigns his chairman after apologizing for n-word. Yeah, no no he got mad at the NFL that fucking rules
[00:36:24] Man, what a cousin the kneeling thing he said that people are buying less pieces
[00:36:28] Yes, I remember that I was we're kneeling and then white supremacists were like this rock, dude. We're only eating
[00:36:36] Which was like obviously that's yeah, no people were like Papa John stock price is
[00:36:40] Plumbitting after Papa John's like ten percent or like seven. Yeah, it went down four points. Yeah, yeah, which is not plummeting
[00:36:47] but it was like a hundred and seventy million dollars and
[00:36:51] Cat whatever sure, but yeah, pepperon seanies
[00:36:55] In garlic in liquid garlic butter, which that shit rocks. Yeah, let's do shots for the papa
[00:37:01] Dude, I'm gonna get Papa John's for dinner, dude as a sign of
[00:37:04] Solidarity I don't like how people are drat are fucking with the pizza right now. Everyone said I don't know man
[00:37:11] I think Papa John's pizza is pretty good. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's better than dominoes better than little scissors a hundred percent
[00:37:18] But not better than pizza Hut pizza. It's good, but um
[00:37:22] It's isn't it a restaurant in New York. It's not like a delivery. It was a restaurant in Dundalk
[00:37:27] That's the one I used to go to the one on merit boulevard when I was growing up
[00:37:31] I only knew it as delivery. No, it was never delivered for us and that may be sad only because
[00:37:39] It is it was a fancy night out on the time town for the hocus family whenever we get dressed up
[00:37:45] Yeah, dude. They got those little like red. Mm-hmm. Those red like
[00:37:49] foggy glass cups. Mm-hmm. You know what the fuck I'm talking about. Yeah
[00:37:55] Paying peace. I remember although I do remember I'm not a stuffed crust guy. I will say that. It's always too stringy
[00:38:03] But I never feel like it was the stuff crust salute to them for innovating, but that wasn't my shit
[00:38:08] I was thought it was so brilliant that dominoes was able to make the cheesy like to invent cheesy bread
[00:38:14] Which was just extra to the pizza without
[00:38:16] With no sauce damn I want to be cheese and I don't want good and the cheesy bread is good. Yeah, it is good. It is good
[00:38:28] Fuck dude, I want you know what you know, I've been getting into pineapple bacon jalapeno pizza
[00:38:33] Yeah, Hawaiian style. Yeah, but that's a little that's a little twist on that shit. Oh, just a little spicy
[00:38:39] Niggas just transfixed with small dick problems. We're trying to find a good one today
[00:38:43] I rejected a girl again because of my SP
[00:38:52] SP warrior dude salute to all the sp's like this
[00:38:58] That sucks you're having to like turn down women. Yeah, yeah
[00:39:04] I was literally I used to literally be scared in high school that my dick was too small to fuck
[00:39:09] Too small to fuck. Yeah, I was scared of that. I was there was a big it was a big worry of mine
[00:39:14] I didn't fuck too late and I I was I probably if I'd found this thing I would have been fucking so I would have been
[00:39:21] So I'm born these guys. I would have been one of those guys even though my dick is fine
[00:39:25] Yo, let me get a little bite of doochly. Oh that what do we got here? Oh
[00:39:30] This is great mad over a compliment my girl tried calling me big while we were in bed
[00:39:36] I got super pissed to the point. I just left the bedroom
[00:39:41] Doesn't ever happen. I don't even know why it happened granted was a fucking line
[00:39:44] She was just trying to stroke my ego. I hate that but I've never gotten mad
[00:39:50] Dude that happened to me one time a girl pretended to choke on my dick and I was like come on
[00:39:54] What are you doing? I know you're not sure she's like I've been disgusted you're right. She was gagging
[00:40:03] I like to put my dick all the way into a woman's mouth and I use my finger to poke her on
[00:40:12] Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I forgot I had fingers also she was
[00:40:17] Some kind of long island person it was really tough person
[00:40:22] It was Alexa Joel. Yeah. Yeah. No, I wish it was a woman that looked like Billy Joel
[00:40:27] Well one time one time I give me that whole guy
[00:40:30] Yeah, somebody told me that the more a woman weighs
[00:40:34] She's this more beautiful because there's more of her and by that metric this woman was very beautiful
[00:40:40] She was gorgeous. She was a super model and
[00:40:46] Yeah, she would like she like oh like fake choke. Oh my dick. I don't think it's that hard to
[00:40:53] No, but it was I know listen someone has
[00:40:56] Realistically I mean they've really been going at it
[00:40:58] Mm-hmm, but this was like I could tell it was fake and rehearse and she was like she must have just been hooking up with all these like fragile ego
[00:41:04] Ego Guidos, but not me. I know what kind what's up with my little ass dick I
[00:41:09] Know when I get when I catch the wind I know my angles. I know how to fucking hang light into that pussy
[00:41:18] With the wind I only fuck with the wind to my back. Yeah, it aids in my stroke
[00:41:23] It pushes me further into the pussy. This is a real sex-heavy chat heavy episode
[00:41:28] I'm sorry that if cuz you know there's gonna be people that are like and I know it's gonna be small dick
[00:41:36] Why that have to be the whole fucking episode
[00:41:39] We're probably gonna see more oh wow yeah, we don't wait a minute on little things forget. Yeah, we're gonna have like more
[00:41:49] Then any other ones before they are a passionate subgroup. Yeah, I mean I kind of talked myself into wanting to be humiliated
[00:41:58] You could do it by woman. Yeah, yeah, maybe I think I'm ready for that. Yeah, I know it dude. Yeah
[00:42:03] I'm I recently got it all the time eat like dog being dominant
[00:42:07] I want to put a fucking gun in my mouth. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, put a gun in your mouth loaded
[00:42:12] You want to suck the gun like in spring breakers. Yeah dick style. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah
[00:42:18] That's pretty good, but like as dangerous as possible. Yes, of course loaded safety off the you're on you're in a fucking Rick
[00:42:27] Like train car. It's fucking bumping everywhere. You know so fucking hand might slip. Yeah, right?
[00:42:35] Country yeah that would not be hard to set up at all
[00:42:39] No, it's actually speak easily easily first of all first first order business get get a gun no problem
[00:42:59] Three in a time. Yeah a mine cart. It's shaped the track is shaped like a rollercoaster
[00:43:09] You gotta get moons that give me a little buzzards. Yeah, like he's like little bees. Yeah
[00:43:15] Guys here. Yeah, I'm sure and then the baby vulture that throws coconuts at be a do you remember the little music for the underwater?
[00:43:21] Level in Donkey Kong. Yeah, this is an original Adam Friedlin take here comes. It's really beautiful
[00:43:29] Water water levels are good the best one. Yeah, yeah, but other people have said that really the Donkey Kong one in particular
[00:43:36] It was really actually you know what don't you really pretty dope music. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
[00:43:40] The Mario underwater that should that should make me feel melancholy and nostalgic. Yeah. Yeah, I remember that age exactly
[00:43:46] Yeah, yeah, when you were getting molested that and no Tony Hawk Pro skater
[00:43:51] They had Donkey Kong Country at the Sears for whatever reason. Yes, they did you're right. Yeah, yeah
[00:43:57] And like I key I would just hear because I didn't have super Nintendo, but I would hear that music
[00:44:01] Oh, remind me of going to your parents leaving you in Sears. You have molested
[00:44:21] You know what was PlayStation. I don't know if it was Sears or Macy's for the longest time had on N64
[00:44:27] They had the Star Wars episode one pod racer game. That was a great game. You guys remember that one that is a great game
[00:44:33] And the movie sucked dick you could play with two controllers. Mm-hmm. That was tight. Yeah. Oh, I would play the fuck out of it
[00:44:40] I'd play the fuck out of it. Yeah, dude episode one racer is a tight. It's a good game. I used to rent that shit from Blockbuster
[00:44:47] No, yeah, that was a late. That was a late game in the life of the N64
[00:44:52] One of its last hurrah's. Yeah, what were the good ass N64? I of course
[00:45:02] Smash and smash Mario Party Mario Party. Yeah, Mario Party too was my shit
[00:45:09] Yeah, my friend would come over and we would have like a sleepover every own party fucking Mario party
[00:45:14] Yeah Mario Party and then we would always have a dispute about it cuz he would do something fucked. He would fuck me
[00:45:22] And then we would like fight each other I would get in so many fights
[00:45:26] I've punched out my cousin's tooth because of Tony Hawk pro skater to really yeah
[00:45:32] Her name no Jared. Oh, the no no no. He's not retarded
[00:45:43] Date it was like very tweet or whatever. It's very like positive. Yeah, what was it? What was his name? His name?
[00:45:55] Yeah, if you date a man under four inches, that's a woman. Yeah, there's not gay
[00:46:03] Yeah, it's gross. She was like like a like a budding fag hag. I guess yeah, like
[00:46:08] You know just meeting gay people and that's what you guys had in common. Yeah
[00:46:14] She was like she worked at this gay guy Jared, but spelled in a gay way. So it was a J. I
[00:46:20] Why yeah, that's how my cousin's name is
[00:46:24] J. J. J. J. J. R. R. Y. D. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because no
[00:46:31] Yeah, they said that his parents thought that it was the American style. What is Jared? What kind of name is that Jared?
[00:46:38] But what where's it come from? I don't fucking know anyways. Yeah
[00:46:43] You're getting pegged by this woman. No, I'm not getting pegged. Yeah, she had this gay friend Jared. She's like yeah
[00:46:48] He's great, you know and he's gay and he was raped in a bathroom all when he was 11
[00:46:53] Oh, what the fuck? Well described it. I just met the guy one time. She was like, yeah
[00:47:00] Some guy like who's got lost in the balls. I pulled him into the bathroom. Yeah raped him
[00:47:06] Now he's gay when I was in a sixth grade like I was in sixth grade. I was like cool. That's a great story
[00:47:13] The stuff is that you'll leave with yeah, yeah, yeah when I was in sixth grade
[00:47:16] I was in a play and we had a cast party afterwards and all I remember was like the first time I was like touching a ton of girls
[00:47:23] It was like theater and they were and all the girls were like hugging and saying great job in the play and hugging and my dad came
[00:47:30] To pick me up and he saw me like hugging all these girls
[00:47:33] And he was like what if we were in the car home?
[00:47:36] He's like what's the matter with you and I was like, what do you mean? I was we were just saying good job on the plate
[00:47:41] He's like, what are you gay or something? I was like hugging women. I was hugging girls. He's like no
[00:47:48] It was so confusing damn it was so confused. I was so stoked to be like touching with touching titties on your little titties
[00:47:55] Yeah, who yeah girls who had tits. I didn't even cubes. I was just like their tits were in my face
[00:48:01] I was like small it's awesome and he was like that's how that's a homosexual behavior. No dude
[00:48:06] I was like don't get that at all. I will never turn down. What is straight getting titties pressed upon my chest ever
[00:48:13] Also, that's why I like being a little spoon sometimes. It's just a dick stuff. It's not cheating
[00:48:18] You get titties on your back come on dude. You guys ever like being a little spoon for that. I love titties in your back
[00:48:24] I've never been a little spoon never I mean, you know jail, but
[00:48:28] Yeah, to work your way up the ranks. Yeah, I started a little spoon. That's a good prison nickname
[00:48:33] Yeah, I can't watch you fucking spoon my ass you little backpack bitch hop on that ass
[00:48:39] That's why I said little diddy con I wanted that'd be funny if you you like got you getting raped in prison the whole time
[00:48:47] You're like yeah fuck that ass you little bitch
[00:48:54] They would come on man stop they'd probably kill you
[00:48:56] Oh yeah, that's not the time to play mind games
[00:49:08] I'm a flip this on him real you just head gets bashed in with a man's cock inside of you you die
[00:49:18] We're gonna I cannot believe that fucking girl just said that about that guy
[00:49:24] Yeah, he likes skateboarding. He loves grapefruit and one time a guy broke off a broom hand on shoved it in his ass
[00:49:31] They're great. Here's where we got from user use slash math problem solver
[00:49:44] I mean ultimately that is two good most you know complicated math problem of all time. That's right. What do you do with three?
[00:49:51] Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all for this. Yeah, yeah, that's what got
[00:49:56] I just looked at myself in the mirror with an erection and holy shit. That's a subject
[00:50:00] body I did not expect my dick to look that fucking tiny
[00:50:13] It's incredible this is absolutely devastating right now recall that I have a 4.3 inch dick yikes bone
[00:50:26] And even on my crest. I don't know oh my short boy. It looks absolutely
[00:50:31] I think he means body. Yeah, yeah on my short boy. It looks absolutely ridiculous
[00:50:36] Maybe he's putting his dick on a little boy's face. Yeah, you know that's one
[00:50:43] One stick and I don't even have much fat
[00:50:45] So most of it is absolutely most of it absolutely is visit the other thing too is none of these people can communicate
[00:50:52] Yeah, yeah, this is making me sound like I don't know how to cry
[00:50:57] This is great like watch me own these guys with small dicks the dog
[00:51:08] I would love to be illiterate. I was always jealous of illiterate kids and all the attention they got and how bad everyone fell
[00:51:14] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wanted to be retarded. Yeah, all that sweet attention. Yeah, I wanted to be I
[00:51:27] You asked your projected you were in those places asshole projecting myself
[00:51:32] Oh, that's what you call being gay asshole projecting putting your topping is asshole projecting Adam
[00:51:39] The atom was saying that 90% of gay guys are bottoms and ten or ten. That's what Dasha was telling me. No, no chance
[00:51:45] That's what she was saying the numbers seem to out she was saying that yeah, she was saying that
[00:51:50] Basically a big deal. I have a little bit. You get top of bottom
[00:51:53] Are you guys a guy Nick? Probably not right?
[00:51:56] This guy's a guy who you guys hit me up there. No, I know those guys
[00:52:01] I mean I mean the guys on our slash little s dicks
[00:52:04] I think they're probably all straight if you're getting boned in the ass, right?
[00:52:08] What does it matter? He have a little dick? No, those guys can be fetishized pretty easily say they're all dick
[00:52:13] Guys in the like an accept yourself as a homosexual you can accept yourself as somebody that can be a mille. Yeah
[00:52:19] You're absolutely free to just be yourself
[00:52:21] To live life normally yeah, yeah without fear
[00:52:29] Damn gay guys would be so good at little dick shaming
[00:52:32] They're so good a body shaming already. Oh my god. So like Mateo thinks he's not like he he wants doesn't think he's
[00:52:38] Jacked he yeah, he thinks it's like hair
[00:52:40] He's like worried about parts of his body and I'm like dude. What are you out of your mind? You're fucking
[00:52:45] Chisel and he's still like worried about
[00:52:48] I can criticize Mateo's body. Yeah exactly. Well. Yeah, that's how I said gay guys
[00:52:56] I mean I wouldn't because he's my friend. Yeah, it's just developments kind of
[00:53:02] I mean more than you did I know he's more jacked in me. Yeah, I'm definitely I guarantee I'm stronger than he is probably
[00:53:08] I go I could lift way more weight. You're saying he's for showing off for go course. Yeah. Yeah, we does bodybuilding bullshit
[00:53:14] His sister's like a professional bodybuilder, right? Yeah, yeah, so he does like
[00:53:18] He looks good though, man. I gotta tell you I look like shit now
[00:53:21] I've been out of the gym for a month. You go. I can't tell that I went to the gym yesterday
[00:53:25] No, you didn't I'm back in it. What did you do? I?
[00:53:28] Did I did the whole the routine the four the four lifts what are the four lifts?
[00:53:35] You know the classic four list. No bench press shoulder press
[00:53:39] Squat the kiss ad libs bending over kissing
[00:53:45] Like spreading your cheeks, sir, please do not put all the weights inside of your ass. I
[00:53:51] Did steam I'm just putting all the way since that steam room sauna
[00:53:56] Yeah, yeah, flirting with the receptionist boxing with the women
[00:54:03] Women's so 120 pound weight class female boxing
[00:54:10] And in the red corner gang in at 260 guys
[00:54:22] Hell yeah, man. I boxed what are the four lists? It's bench press shoulder, right shoulder press bench
[00:54:29] Squat squat and deadlift. Oh shit. I could do that. Is that all you're supposed to do Nick is that?
[00:54:35] Yeah, if you're doing like strong lifts or
[00:54:39] Starting starting for that make me look good
[00:54:47] I'm skinny right. Yeah, you know put some like it'll put muscle on a stream. Yeah, but yes
[00:54:53] I will not in terms of like aesthetics the exercises I found that like I only care better aesthetics
[00:55:00] I just want show no good handstand push-ups definitely maybe a bunch of a lot better and
[00:55:05] Yeah, like chins and stuff all things waited waiting chin-ups and handstand push-ups all things
[00:55:10] I'm not capable of definitely handstand push-ups burpees like what are burpees doing like burpees and like box jumps all that
[00:55:20] Helps with like core development, but I don't know man. It's like yeah
[00:55:26] Probably yes, probably you can look decent doing like fucking whatever as long as I can do it. Yeah
[00:55:35] As long as you don't go to fuck that is the benefit of being short. It's like it's so easy to it takes like three months to get jack
[00:55:44] Living with a small dick to form dick as hell
[00:55:50] Can't take it anymore the pain is getting too much. I think these are just linking park lyrics
[00:55:56] Living with a small deep form dick is a living hell small dick. I don't know why
[00:56:10] Every day I imagine how my life would be if I had a big dick
[00:56:25] I have no motivation for anything because of my
[00:56:31] Hi dick I reject every girl who comes close and I feel
[00:56:43] Got a small dick a life where you are proud of your dick
[00:56:54] Imagine a life where you don't think about your dick
[00:57:06] Seven days a week Wow these work perfectly. Yeah. Oh, were you literally just
[00:57:29] Is actually where it's where the urethra is on the bottom of your penis. Oh no
[00:57:40] The opening of the penis is on the underside yeah, yeah, this guy's fuck let me do it as a song not only
[00:57:51] Also have hypo spotty yes, I have a lot of scar tissue
[00:57:57] It's bent weird and the pee hole is on the underside of
[00:58:03] They come yeah, they must come out of that yeah, they but they come down
[00:58:07] They can just imagine that you're trying to jack off in a girl's face and you just come on your own balls
[00:58:15] Chances are man. Yeah, these pictures are brutal these dicks are there some guys listening to this right now
[00:58:21] Just punching thing. I'm sorry guys. You can make it apologies. Yes. Oh this guy has a really little dick
[00:58:27] It looks straight up like a pussy. Yeah, it looks like a clip his balls look like pussy lips in his dick
[00:58:31] He probably has like ambiguous genitalia or whatever. Yeah, this looks like a halfway cut. Oh, this is a real little dick
[00:58:37] That's a small ass dick. Yeah, these guys are complaining about 4.5. That's like not you can get some going with 4.5
[00:58:47] I've come across some little last pussies. So go find you a little ass dude that fucking Chinese girl
[00:58:54] I fucked in the woods. Yeah, dude. Ah, I fucked up
[00:58:57] That's what I was gonna say insane the average barely put my dick in I think I'm a dude I come across a little
[00:59:03] Posty on I mean, it's literally yeah, I'm like, oh, I'm just gonna come and eat
[00:59:10] She's like I got I got I think I think I shot out to that Chinese girl from the woods that you had sex with
[00:59:19] I think the first yeah, why wouldn't these guys just move to like
[00:59:26] Those that's I love that small argument like you got a dick that's too small
[00:59:36] My end mark no, that's not the one you know
[00:59:42] No, I think South Korea South Korea's got the little pussies little sticks. No, isn't it
[00:59:49] I think so Indians have the little is dicks maybe I think they've done so much
[00:59:59] Whatever all right, let's switch the gears dude here. We go. Yeah, this is oh man. This one's got to be good advice on what to do
[01:00:06] I'm a woman talking with a new person and when they sent me pictures of their junk my first observation with was that they're small
[01:00:12] They have some sexual experience but are a virgin my question is what would you prefer your potential partners do either stop the talking now?
[01:00:19] Because I completely I haven't completely enjoyed smaller partners in the past
[01:00:23] Or should I wait to do sexual things to this person to see if I'm okay with it or not okay with it and potentially end it then
[01:00:28] I don't want to be mean sucking off of course
[01:00:31] I don't want to I just don't want to mean something to this person
[01:00:34] But then not be into it because of genitalia either way I feel like an asshole
[01:00:38] What did they say they probably treated with somebody back to somebody just top comment?
[01:00:44] Pack it up boys. It was a shallow entitled and disgusting human being all along
[01:00:51] And also what did she think was gonna happen?
[01:01:04] erect average sizes between 3.6 inches and 4.1 inches home page on Adam's
[01:01:16] Damn I'm about to take the person that answered the
[01:01:19] The question you know this website Quora where you like yeah, it's like ask Jesus
[01:01:24] But for like guys that are really into like fucking Tesla or whatever. Yeah
[01:01:28] Yeah, the guy that answers the question is found they found his name is Val Clark Bible student under dr. Rocco and Rico
[01:01:36] Reading biblical scholar and the question is the question is which country is the smallest average?
[01:01:51] We've I've brought it up before but that Rocco Sifredi documentary is so good. Yeah
[01:01:58] Pussy is my pussy is my weakness. Yeah, I guess somebody sent her messages harassing her about her shallow cunt
[01:02:05] Well, it's not so I practice coogles regularly
[01:02:08] So you go but it she spelled it coogles, so I guess it's that's for if you're an you got an old pussy
[01:02:15] So my shallow cunt is actually tight and I'm able to control my muscles very well
[01:02:21] The issue is that your fucking microcock can't satisfy the vast majority of women and you know that
[01:02:29] You had to pay to try it for the first time at almost 30 years old you pathetic piece of shit
[01:02:34] Have fun paying for the rest of your life never having a last relationship see the thing is too is like
[01:02:41] I feel like if I was one of these people with some sort of like severe
[01:02:45] Sexual hang up the precluded any kind of relationship in my life. I would be a much more powerful comedian
[01:02:52] Because I know how to I know how to like just completely maladapt and turn everything into a fucking and burn every bridge
[01:02:59] Yeah, yeah, yeah the thing that's held me back
[01:03:01] Comedically my girlfriend, right? It's okay. It's usually feeling love. Yeah, right?
[01:03:09] You've been able to take out of every other part of your life, right?
[01:03:12] Exactly women get involved. No, it's so funny because I think of myself as like, oh, I don't need relationships
[01:03:17] But I've been in a relationship basically
[01:03:20] Decade I'm always in a fucking relationship. Yeah, the only time you weren't was when you were fucking rock-ass bottom in Baltimore
[01:03:30] But you were fucking you're fucking a bunch of girls. We were living the yeah briefly just because it was like
[01:03:35] I'm gonna work. No, you know what it was because I got a smartphone and I was new to like Tinder
[01:03:39] Yeah, yeah, so I had like a six-month period where I went on a tear shot out to the Chinese girl in the woods
[01:03:45] Yeah, I remember my two friends without phones were Jamel and Nick. Yeah
[01:03:57] And then you have the G chat them. Yeah, we have to talk to them on Facebook and G chat
[01:04:02] I kind of want to go back to that. Yeah, it's cool. It makes me feel like a contract killer. Yeah, yeah, it's cool
[01:04:09] It is actually cool, but I remember a drawer full of different passports and said I
[01:04:16] Did like I dated this girl and then I was friends with this other guy that like had introduced me to her
[01:04:22] I guess like and I guess he was interested in her but then me and her started fucking like
[01:04:26] We did like a let's go on like a three-way date and I ended up fucking that girl or whatever. It's a three-way day
[01:04:32] I don't know like all my minning out. I like I didn't realize I just so yeah, yeah, you know you scooped
[01:04:37] Yeah, I scooped yeah, yeah, but anyways and it was like he never seemed upset about it, but I guess I did like
[01:04:44] Well, whatever. Yeah point is like snatch
[01:04:46] There was always like just a slight it seemed like a slight undertone of resentment or whatever, but I used to not have a fucking
[01:04:53] Real cell phone. Yeah, he's like Google Google voice. Yes. Yes and
[01:04:58] To text people and so I had two different phone numbers and like we were all hanging out and that girl was like
[01:05:04] That's so cool. You're like James Bond and then the other guy's there and he's like yeah James Bond can afford a fucking phone
[01:05:10] Yeah, yeah, he's the opposite of James Bond James, I had like a fucking pen that went to a satellite and killed the guy and this is so funny
[01:05:24] Yeah, yeah salute to that guy I actually fucked him. Did you yeah? Yeah? That good shit like good boy pussy
[01:05:34] I do happen to think that like these guys is it's not
[01:05:38] not girls issues is these guys have issues with their own dicks and that yeah it's
[01:05:44] mostly your own girls are ever like that's grown no I mean definitely people
[01:05:48] like I don't know if you dig into that little no I think girls will like fuck a
[01:05:53] micro dick guy they just won't call him back yeah you have nerves coming in
[01:05:59] here talking about how you don't like coming in here this is like a
[01:06:03] salute the drug this the SP bandits you you got a lot of gumption walking
[01:06:15] apart they nobody will hung around here save God himself pilgrim pilgrim
[01:06:24] they're gonna express yonder your prep read election for larger members I got a
[01:06:32] six year right here says otherwise I might not be able to put it between your
[01:06:36] lips but I can put it between your eyes sister
[01:06:41] won't you settle up that's incredible cards on a taken coming in here coming in
[01:06:46] here she post it on your pocket so good damn yeah you got a lot of nerve coming
[01:06:56] in here talking about how you don't like small dicks how about you try to
[01:06:59] figure that out yourself are you socially retarded get him what do you do with
[01:07:04] the other guys don't check all their superficial boxes do you reject them
[01:07:07] ideally don't mention the reason for it do them a favor and reject them now yeah
[01:07:12] I like the idea that these are all just yeah guns like yeah stuff some men also
[01:07:20] don't matter deprived of the very thing that makes a masculine so they seek out
[01:07:24] a different life in the West wasn't her original post that she's like cool
[01:07:28] with fucking guys with small dicks no she said she didn't like it that much I
[01:07:31] wouldn't like it that much yeah but she's also like what should I do should I
[01:07:35] fuck him or just leave break up on the now it's like yeah let's get sucking
[01:07:38] off once yeah because he knows what it is he sent you a dick pick if it ends now
[01:07:44] you have already you have already insulted his little yeah yes we brought
[01:07:49] it up a bunch of jerk him off but that e-fucked video with the fat virgin who
[01:07:53] gets his who fucks porn star for first time and he gets two sucks and he comes
[01:07:59] immediately this tiny dick it's so good I like the idea of like a desolate bad
[01:08:05] lands you're a wide-waisted exclusively with little stick guys
[01:08:09] well dude they're not fucking they have plenty of time to fucking yeah well
[01:08:14] that's how you live in a brothel yeah only fuck brothel yeah damn yeah that's
[01:08:19] what you do you go out west and you that's good that's what a man's yeah a man's
[01:08:23] land in his cattle from mmm-hmm right in his family go fuck a whore
[01:08:29] they're putting no miles on those whore pussies by the way that's the best
[01:08:32] fucking whore whore whore house they're Daniels
[01:08:35] Horrors going down to the Brixton farm showing that man's wife our tiny dicks
[01:08:40] and we're gonna kill his boy for how long are you gonna go
[01:08:45] we're gonna kill his three-year-old yeah yeah for parade this big-ass dick
[01:08:50] around kill me don't kill my boy shut the fuck up
[01:08:57] different rules out here on the frontier now look at it look how fucking small
[01:09:01] it is where's that pretty little whore of yours
[01:09:08] that'd be great dude i would love that tv show oh yeah
[01:09:20] ah fuck that's why i like god the celestials are like revered on that show
[01:09:28] these are men understand it's part of their culture
[01:09:38] will you son of a bitch will you fucking cock was cursed with you
[01:09:42] in the chain i could probably figure him out all right give it a whirl
[01:09:46] i don't know i gotta say i don't suck there cocksucker i'd have to listen to him a bunch
[01:09:50] yeah yeah somebody give me a tip on bush and me well you got to keep your mouth
[01:09:55] closer together oh that's better yeah that's right yeah
[01:09:59] yeah yeah just keep your teeth closer together that's much better yeah wow
[01:10:04] would it kill you to fucking say something that's good no that is good yeah that's all it was
[01:10:09] congratulations shout out to the guy that told me shout out to the fucking guy they told me how
[01:10:14] to do bashami it's perfect now that is really good it's good can't get any fucking better than that
[01:10:22] solid right i would say yeah yeah i'm fucking happy with it
[01:10:27] you can do a bashami now man yeah i want to do voices you got a lot of fucking nerve coming in
[01:10:35] here just tone all about this uh tony blun deado yeah all right peace
[01:10:42] solution tragic whoa dude come on come on come on man come on man come on bra come on bra
[01:10:49] so i love i love sucking a comb after person
[01:10:51] that was the character you're doing yep there's a guy it's a bunch of
[01:10:58] there's a bunch of guys just hanging out chilling kicking back talking about sexual
[01:11:02] shit you love doing and the guy's like damn i did the second second to come at the pussy
[01:11:10] after my boy's beat like a mama bird to a baby bird chill this thought gets me through the day
[01:11:18] if i have a small dick then biologically one of my ancestors had a small
[01:11:25] holy fuck he connects him to his heritage just move fasa appearing in the clouds
[01:11:31] and like look how small it is so bad there's no way that guy's not like uh by the way your
[01:11:38] ancestor probably raped ourselves yeah everyone was raping like until 20 years ago
[01:11:45] yeah it's pretty fucked up cape i'm probably just basically raped all the time i mean all
[01:11:52] animals rape i know you talked about that just sucks that's the animal sex it's not it's not
[01:11:58] chill bro i'm anti rape is that where you're coming out yeah man he's coming out as pro
[01:12:05] me too today yeah unlike super man unlike anry canary cable because viesel that handsome motherfucker
[01:12:12] he's a little that came out of me too what's jesus christ oh no no no yeah whoever the fuck
[01:12:18] played superman henry cave because that guy ain't been anything else i don't think so i don't think
[01:12:23] looking as hell yeah but he's blanch he's boring unlike me dude i got personality
[01:12:29] are you still going through the little dick yeah i am they're complaining about alley-wong
[01:12:33] special at least you may put a little dick on yeah she says i'll tell my daughter never to date a
[01:12:38] man who won't have sex on the first date why because they're hiding the size of their penis
[01:12:42] men with micro penis will never ask a woman for sex on the first date on to a woman will engage
[01:12:47] in sex early with men who they don't deem worthy of a long-term relationship with to get them out
[01:12:52] of their lives men who do the same or packing small equipment and worthy of ridicule for doing so
[01:12:59] she's also mentioned that the individual who postponed sex was black and ruined the reputation
[01:13:05] of black so much that her black friends wanted to find him and get rid of him for ruining the
[01:13:09] positive stereotype that black man that's a hilarious bit it's also i guess i stole that from alley
[01:13:15] wall what is the because i was going to say i i'm i would do that on stage yeah yeah fuck
[01:13:23] the thing i said at the beginning the pregnant oh yeah yeah if you know yeah yeah if michael brown's
[01:13:28] pants fell down yeah yeah i would have cared well it yeah it's the worst hand in life to be dealt
[01:13:36] yeah did you watch that special where she's pregnant yeah and of course the best one obviously is to
[01:13:43] be chinese with a big as you know nor my god oh my god yeah you know karate you could use you could
[01:13:49] do karate with your dick so easy to focus you know math yeah yeah shit rules dude you're just zen with
[01:13:55] a hard-ass dick fuck i want to be one of those shallown monks with a big-ass dick yeah this is a good
[01:14:03] post the only way to be lit in life is to be handsome tall and hung as a social experiment of mine i
[01:14:09] took a pic of my dick and sent it to will and girls on here and oh my god all of them said it what do
[01:14:15] you think a social as a spirit oh yeah this is something harvard is funding from oxford to do this
[01:14:24] there's always yeah the wall those Saudi Arabian guys that do this dressed up like terrorists on
[01:14:30] flight yeah social experiment special experiment stories and comments from girls different
[01:14:35] subs girls were relentless when they told me how small it is girls only excuse being short ugly and
[01:14:39] having a small dick if they want to date you and even then they'll most likely cheat
[01:14:44] when it's like what do you mean girls only excuse being short ugly and having a small
[01:14:49] dick if they want to date you yeah it's like well let me step in here yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[01:14:54] yeah i don't know what the fuck they're talking about well it's like of course they did i mean
[01:15:00] isn't that what you want them to yeah that's the whole point excuse they like you enough as a
[01:15:04] person that they'll let that slide shuts out to all the women out there let it slide i do think
[01:15:09] i've mentioned this before on this show but i do think that the guy's watching porn and thinking
[01:15:15] yes all dicks are that fucked me up because i was watching porn i was yeah when i was 13 i thought
[01:15:20] all dicks were like 11 inches long right but you know what now i like that because like that's
[01:15:25] porn that's fine the worst is when you see a dick that's your size and you're like oh my god i
[01:15:29] click over that i don't want to see someone see that normal as dick just like fits pretty good in
[01:15:35] her hand no it's like that i think it keeps getting darker the older i get and i'm worried because i
[01:15:39] remember i was younger your dick does when i was younger it was like you would see guys with like
[01:15:44] older looking dicks and like guys in their like forties and porn and like god that looks beat the
[01:15:49] fuck up and now that i'm like you put miles on it yeah and it's like i know i have like this
[01:15:54] like insecurity about that it just it's just darker it looks like a veteran
[01:16:00] yeah every sponsor here did yeah dude yeah my dick has always been darker than my body
[01:16:04] yeah no it's been darker but it looks it just looks beat the fuck up yeah yeah it looks like a
[01:16:09] used up pussy yeah and you've been letting people fuck your urethra i don't know with their little
[01:16:14] dicks maybe that's a solution for the sp community you can fuck our regular dicks with your little
[01:16:19] dicks yeah yeah sounding guys yeah and then you can stretch out my dick make it even bigger oh that
[01:16:24] would be you that's you need fun and yeah you should post on that reddit i'm a i'm a guy with a
[01:16:30] tight foreskin i'm looking for an sp to help stretch out my force i need someone with a very
[01:16:35] little penis to fuck my foreskin till it loosens up not gay not gay start with that not gay just
[01:16:43] checking out just need buds to hang with just watch out my cock please fellas help a member where
[01:16:50] those guys do and now that they don't have casual encounters anymore on craigslist i don't know
[01:16:54] that's a good question every one of those posts would be like i'm not gay what penis transplant
[01:16:59] surgery means for veterans top comment top comment how do i sign up for army we predicted that
[01:17:07] from math guy from not your dog oh yeah you get a fresh new dick plus social recognition for being
[01:17:15] a veteran we literally just say this is a video in the episode that's so funny salute
[01:17:22] da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da it's pretty insulting to compare your issue to
[01:17:26] there it's also keeping in mind that pleasure and functionality will not be the same at all but
[01:17:30] i understand it was meant as a light hearted joke well thank you then why did you say that yeah first
[01:17:35] one was not yeah yeah oh oh i would have signed up for the army when i thought my dick was a little
[01:17:41] as hell when i was like 15 now you got a shower with the other army guys and they make fun of you
[01:17:47] there's big luscious army cocks you get start to get horny your ass starts getting wet
[01:17:52] no boy pussy starts decent up people don't know about that yeah well they do rape play a man as well
[01:18:03] in Abu Ghraib i want to have sex with Denise Richards in the shower and starship troopers
[01:18:08] 100% of people pick that up on 4 gay blue ray that shit blue my fucking mind the first time i saw
[01:18:15] that movie they're just showering next to girls oh my god dude it she was so into his richard
[01:18:23] yeah she was a fucking now i have an old man's dick and i have conversations like this but
[01:18:29] you remember oh yeah remember bet remember what that looked like Denise Richards has got to be
[01:18:35] like 67 years old she's heated she's disgusting she's not this i should be lusting after young
[01:18:41] she got HIV from carly you know Denise 12 year old girls the sexy star is still it's all right
[01:18:48] dude she's rich this is a four plus experiment here's it is it you slash but that's a good
[01:18:54] hold on stop here's your account you slash greek symmetrics the top it is i'm going to remove my
[01:19:01] genitals reconstruction that's great i've talked with a transgender fdm surgeon about
[01:19:11] genital reconstruction no he said it was possible to remove the penis and testicle to get a neo
[01:19:15] phallus plus silicon testes this guy rules hopefully insurance will help insurance people are going
[01:19:22] bankrupt with cancer you think you're just gonna cover your elective chop your cockball surgery for
[01:19:28] a bigger cock i think doctors going we're going clean slate that would be like a perfect like
[01:19:36] damn it's like if the property brothers come in and look at your dick they're like no we're
[01:19:39] just gonna have to go to tear it all yeah clear the whole thing out we're gonna start from scratch
[01:19:47] adam don't say open floor point i'm not gonna say it don't say it i'd be really good
[01:19:51] floor plan joke that would be really good uh bright bar headline is that like uh half of all
[01:19:57] half of all socialized medic this is the kind of Cadillac queen bullshit yeah yeah liberals
[01:20:01] to get mad about yeah yeah yeah the man with a small penis is getting ftm bottoms
[01:20:11] yeah i'm against health care those are the only trans people public and support he's gonna be on
[01:20:16] fucking testosterone supplements for the rest of his life salutes regular shit is fucked up dude
[01:20:22] you don't know how fucked up why is why the balls gotta go
[01:20:27] you can't figure something out with the balls it's going it's going new balls
[01:20:35] the balls around it's like i'm all around it you know it's only an additional three hundred
[01:20:40] thousand dollars you get a new asshole guys like yeah fucking insurance is covering anyway
[01:20:46] just go ahead and throw the new asshole on there and i want i want to tint it with power locks yeah
[01:20:52] i want to power lock on my asshole uh fuck a little windshield white yeah in Canada all
[01:20:59] this guy who was the stupidest fucking idea little windshield wipers for the headlights yeah that's
[01:21:03] uh where mercedes had those what are you doing that's not a windshield it looks cool i get it i
[01:21:09] get the idea but it's stupid damn dude chill you know i sneez like that so i feel like that so
[01:21:14] with them sneezers that you know that's how i sneeze oh chill with them motherfucking sneezers great you
[01:21:25] fuck man so you guys got a talk i'm reading okay adam you're not allowed to locate your phone
[01:21:30] ah sorry sorry um shout out to a come boy that facebook message me his dad accidentally
[01:21:37] sending him porn oh no update losing virginity tomorrow tested condom but it didn't fit need
[01:21:43] urgent help what no there's small condoms the guy from uh oh my god what do you say what happened
[01:21:50] hold on i'm kind of curious people asked me to update them so here is an update so i decided to
[01:21:56] meet up with a girl from tinder she didn't know that i was a virgin she didn't know my dick was
[01:21:59] 5.5 inches and 4.25 birth but before you call it average look at the girth well anyways my size
[01:22:06] wasn't actually the problem she didn't complain about my size at all but i wasn't getting hard
[01:22:09] the only times i got hard was when she gave me head or a hand job when i tried the fucker i just
[01:22:14] went soft inside her pussy unfortunately yeah you gave me till i came stop this is you this is
[01:22:21] absolutely you no yes what's the what's the uh name
[01:22:26] uh this is it's uh stavey baby no no you slash life cell dandol which means he's celibate because
[01:22:36] of life uh woman here again i'm kind of i'm kind of shocked that he got that he just
[01:22:40] met up with a girl on tinder and got the fuck right away how do how do you pull that
[01:22:44] there's more to the story that i understand i don't know it's pretty easy just randomly
[01:22:49] the first time you meet her i fucked yeah i in fact you know i thought that's what
[01:22:53] the tinder was for so like there was a couple of girls i went out with just like just right
[01:22:58] out with once and i was like all right bye i guess yeah and then they would hit me up like a day or
[01:23:03] two later and be like you want to come fuck and it's like oh i just had to like wait yeah i did
[01:23:07] do like two yeah because it was for the most part you thought it was grinder yeah great people
[01:23:12] i mean you can use it like that i don't think anymore in the beginning i feel like people were
[01:23:16] much more willy nilly about it no i guess i guess it was also like i would when i was on tinder i
[01:23:22] was just you know being like hey do you want to fuck you know nice you know it wasn't like
[01:23:27] well what i'm looking for is a partner not no hookups yeah adventures all that bourbon sippers
[01:23:37] i got something you can say yeah now that's like the one thing that's nice about new york is women
[01:23:42] do not have options i do know i think that i think it's probably more like that in big cities than it
[01:23:48] is in like a place with like three people that are that age yeah you know yeah for sure that's what
[01:23:54] so it's easier to fucking like new york or chicago or yeah yeah but we'll look like we're
[01:23:59] gonna find relationships here right i can see that i think there's a lot of gay guys there's so
[01:24:04] many there's so many women and men don't want to be in relationships and they don't have to be well
[01:24:07] people are busy here because you got to work like you it's you got to be on your grind to like afford
[01:24:13] like a shitty ass apartment um grind my nuts and i also think that there's a lot of gay men here so
[01:24:21] i think there's a lot more stuff from them yeah no no there's a lot more straight women than straight
[01:24:25] men so the straight men here have more options yeah who cares yeah all right well we got them i
[01:24:35] got to get off this reddit i mean it's it's so fucking fun i think that's the episode basically
[01:24:41] yeah is it the whole fucking episode it's been an hour twenty something oh my god it's an
[01:24:45] excel jumbo someone say small yeah sorry about the sp episode no dude it's right up there with
[01:24:54] chris benwa yeah no it's not people are gonna fucking hate this we did uh we did one on that
[01:25:00] ch the choppo post where that's the whole episode look man who gives us fuck it was funny well i thought
[01:25:06] it was funny also i'd be honest with you i guarantee you 90 of the users on this are also on the
[01:25:11] choppo sub brother my dick is small but i told this girl i'm a socialist why won't she fuck me
[01:25:18] i already told i brow beat her about how i'm better than her morally and i've cut everyone
[01:25:24] out of my life who's ever said jungle bunny anyone who's even said jungle or bunny i no longer
[01:25:32] associate with if you've eaten one of those chocolate bunnies all day trying to get people
[01:25:36] fired on the internet and yet she still won't overlook my small dick which is her right to do
[01:25:43] but i didn't say anything about her being you know a man i sucked her dick
[01:25:51] which made me feel traumatized to be honest with you but i'm trying to be bernie sanders
[01:25:58] yeah dude i remember bernie was in the freedom rides and he would just suck off all those black
[01:26:02] guys a real fucking civil rights warrior no you yeah he had some i'm sorry i'm hungry this one's great
[01:26:09] because you start reading it my ex-girlfriend my small penis i never thought this ex was bad
[01:26:12] during the three month relationship i have my ex-girlfriend until she cheated on me with two
[01:26:15] other blokes pause restart do the voice i never thought this ex was bad during a three month
[01:26:22] relationship i had with my ex-girlfriend until she cheated on me with two other blokes and was
[01:26:27] telling people that i had a small penis be on my back oh my nay shit i started shouting at the pub
[01:26:33] and from that day forward i've never really forgave her for it so the relationship ended and i still
[01:26:37] talk occasionally but not since she has a baby what yeah damn wow sorry dude the joke there is that
[01:26:46] he's uh i don't know what was that australia or british speaking of australia you know who's
[01:26:51] gonna be there i am 26 and i have a child sized penis i allow me to clarify i've been comparing
[01:26:58] my penis to children's in the mall yeah and it tastes the same too it's not sexual
[01:27:07] it's scientific um suck it to be in baltimore august 12 august 12 those mother fucking tikens
[01:27:14] sunday night sunday baby the boys are getting a seat down we're gonna be in cleveland september
[01:27:20] first september second september second with the part of the accident comedy festival please
[01:27:26] buy those tickets i negotiated that one and i'm bad at it so we have a link for the huh do we have
[01:27:30] a link for that uh i think so okay i'll get that going we'll post uh all the next day we are in
[01:27:36] boston on the third cleveland boston tour this is this is so funny this guy writes oh this guy
[01:27:42] writes can't tell if this is a win or a loss it's a text from a girl and the girl is writing him i
[01:27:48] don't know maybe it's because i caught mad feelings for you and even though you have a little
[01:27:52] dick maybe i still want you lm f ao dude i'm in love after hearing that that's what i was
[01:27:59] cool as i don't care i don't care i just don't care top comment no one deserves to be treated
[01:28:06] like that man you could do better no you can't yeah you can't first of all you can't she seems
[01:28:11] cool the guy writes luckily i wasn't emotionally invested in her oh what lm f ao pretty much lost
[01:28:17] since she's making fun of you agreed that's me why is he literally on fucking losing
[01:28:24] because he's making me so upset imagine being the guy that's like yeah i'm a moderator on small
[01:28:34] yeah i'm the guy that came up with the sidebar on small dick problem
[01:28:40] fuck yeah dude this is great truly incredible stuff uh you're bigger than i am there's always
[01:28:46] someone bigger or smaller of course i feel for anyone my size and especially smaller
[01:28:51] that it's so funny it's like they have like a privilege hierarchy but it's in terms there's
[01:28:56] a guy with a fucking 1.75 inch dick on there that's just like the king the yes yeah bring me your pity
[01:29:08] bring your pity to me and praise it on my tits
[01:29:11] yes i will bring all of the self pity for myself if there's any left you may suck it from my tits
[01:29:24] like yes i will stop the women will be raped and then we will cry afterwards because they didn't
[01:29:34] even consider it right because it's just too small uh fuck well guys i think that's the little dick
[01:29:46] episode thank you so much oh my tickets to my carolont show oh yes by tickets to fucking
[01:29:51] exchange i can't fucking add a bit to 10th and 11th these tickets are not moving they're gonna
[01:29:55] start moving now they nobody want to see my ass they're gonna start moving everything happened
[01:29:59] about that i i have pop a john's material from a year ago what is it nine nine ten eleven nine
[01:30:07] ten eleven by those motherfucking tickets are going to find a direct link on the bio on my
[01:30:12] fucking instagram cop those we need you motherfucking buying tickets when we're headlining it helps
[01:30:16] adam will tweet out the link on his instagram on his twitter page yeah for sure yeah i will i will
[01:30:22] tweet i appreciate that i was joking but if you guys want to yeah for sure run prom be street
[01:30:27] team for me you know dude um so check nik out then like we said we're in baltimore the 12th
[01:30:31] that next day and then i am gonna be in uh i'm gonna be in charlotte'sville friday august 17th
[01:30:38] then i'm gonna be back in baltimore headlining a week after we were doing the live pod at my
[01:30:43] friend's brewery suspended brewery check that out on the 18th and then on the 90 down back in
[01:30:47] philly good good comedy theater i'm making up those dates when i fucked up my mouth hopefully
[01:30:52] nothing else happens that fucks my shit up there so please come out to those and then later i'm
[01:30:57] gonna also be in chicago in september later in september and uh dc i will be headlining the big
[01:31:04] hunt in october but i'm trying to work on a tour right now guys so please and we're also trying to
[01:31:09] do just a regular tour i'm gonna do co-headlining boys we get in the van and fucking you know diy
[01:31:16] henry rolyn's style we could just do a fucking stand up getting in the fucking van that'd be great
[01:31:22] henry rolyn's yeah yeah henry rolyn's a hero being under six foot and he didn't wear shoes and he
[01:31:29] didn't wear shoes he didn't no he didn't wear a sh
[01:31:35] yeah that is cool he's also a guy that he's vegan yeah he he probably was never more than like
[01:31:39] 160 pounds nice and even when like the the biggest he ever was and people were always like oh he's
[01:31:45] jacked yeah and he's just sure he's literally never been jacked i've never seen a picture of
[01:31:52] everyone i guess you're right he looks jack because he's angry lean yeah he's got a fucking
[01:31:55] nice job yeah that's got a nice job he's got a strong guy face can i go quick can i get jaw
[01:32:02] fillers maybe a funny plastic surgery yeah just a nice square ass job yeah um anyway guys so those
[01:32:09] are our dates please come see us and we're trying to work on a boys tour through the south as we speak
[01:32:14] yeah dude um so anyway the confederate bags yeah that's good yeah i like that the original the
[01:32:21] confederate the original quads of comedy oh that's good the quads don't tread on me too that's
[01:32:27] right gang that'll do it thanks so much for listening bye