[00:00:00] and we're off hello everyone welcome back to motherfucking come town we got a

[00:00:05] fucking special ass motherfucking guess big dick Danny so oh man I want you to

[00:00:11] intro me in every room I like that everyone has the same nickname is it

[00:00:15] always big dick yeah why dick Willie big titty amber yeah someone had a big

[00:00:20] pussy I don't remember who yeah big push I don't think a big pussy's a

[00:00:23] compliment some it's not college just on the outside dog yeah loose it's just

[00:00:29] thick lips yeah as a big Homer Simpson pussy yeah this is subreddit called I

[00:00:34] think is our slash simps it's just women with pussies that look like

[00:00:38] home oh I've seen a plenty of those pictures that one's good yeah that's

[00:00:41] really good stuff but that would almost look like it's just swelling at that

[00:00:44] yeah mm-hmm yeah but they can draw they just a little fucking eyes on fighter

[00:00:47] eye looks good and then maybe you fuck a girl like that looks like Homer's

[00:00:51] giving you head yeah yeah of course it looks like yeah yeah

[00:01:03] you just do that while you're buggin her you go mmm cock cock

[00:01:11] yeah yeah yeah Marge makes me feel weird oh don't yeah as you come I love

[00:01:24] getting my dick suck trying to get into Homer I'm a Dunham in weeks I'm

[00:01:29] having trouble I'll be good also what we don't have another Mike so Adam is

[00:01:33] just gonna doubling up me and you're sharing my life with

[00:01:38] letting Carl Marge you have to

[00:01:42] yeah just do this wild fantasy and she's like did I know we met on Bumble this

[00:01:48] is fucking hard stop making me fuck smithers I don't want to fuck

[00:01:53] but Marge please I don't want to fuck Ralph legal I'm trying to get on their

[00:01:59] bowling team you have to fuck Millhouse mrs. Simpson says my penis tastes I

[00:02:06] can't it's Homer get any pussy in this I don't know I feel like I'm just way off

[00:02:15] the mark no you're nailing I think we just wrote a erotic fan fiction I tell

[00:02:19] you I went to a audition one time they were like we need somebody to do Homer

[00:02:22] Simpson and I did it was for like an industrial use thing yeah and then they

[00:02:26] were like okay yeah it really it needs to sound like Homer Simpson those are the

[00:02:31] no heavy dude impression and then like that's good but it needs to actually

[00:02:38] sound oh hey could you stop sucking dick and actually do what we asked you

[00:02:42] you fucking peon those are those corporate people man they're like yeah

[00:02:47] I'm Homer Simpson that's his catchphrase right yeah corporate money dude

[00:02:55] cheerio it's me Homer Simpson it'd be gravy on they go yeah I know I was just

[00:03:01] thinking to myself and they're like that's not Homer Simpson that's Peter Griffin

[00:03:04] I'm not familiar you just know like wait that shows called family guys what's

[00:03:12] it about him and family I have a fucking crazy baby don't Lois hey Marge

[00:03:18] yeah like he knows yeah this is my son but yeah I worked down at the power

[00:03:25] plane you know my catchphrase dull George Jetson

[00:03:32] Fred Flintstone wait this is too close Seth McFarland listens to this and sends

[00:03:38] a hit squad yeah you guys unraveled the entire mystery I'm trying to get murdered

[00:03:42] by the Illuminati I don't think they're in the business of killing anymore that's

[00:03:46] how that's how show business works dude we changed our mind Nick we're getting

[00:03:50] protection we're gonna join me and Adam are gonna join this church assigned

[00:03:53] to a guy don't get the church Scientology yeah here's the deal though you get in

[00:03:56] you get in with them you got to get in thick you know I mean Alan thick I suck

[00:04:00] off down I don't know if you know me on the streets I'm putting your work

[00:04:06] in Scientology you're fliring for science I always do don't get my

[00:04:09] theoreton level up so dude I could be I could be exactly like Tom Cruise first

[00:04:14] of all I already do all my own stunts with five for three yeah I already do all

[00:04:19] my own stunts I can beat the shit out of Adam and I might I might even do it

[00:04:22] yeah Nick's standing on apple crate right now to be taller than all of you

[00:04:27] runs to every podcast just like Tom Cruise runs to every position I said how

[00:04:31] does he always find a way to jump out of a helicopter and all those movies

[00:04:34] amazing every single one he jumped out of a plane yeah that's right and you

[00:04:37] respect him please I respect him so rude ass comments about Tom Cruise who

[00:04:41] has done so much more I respect the amount that he has accomplished so much

[00:04:45] more than you ever will amazing he has flown jets he has done four impossible

[00:04:49] missions he jumped that's his birth is given name is Cruz Cruz how cool is

[00:04:55] that and not an old name Hispanic way no it's easy there's no Z this is Cruz

[00:05:01] as Cruz control wait he's in for pussy he has a different last man cruise in

[00:05:04] his whole life one cool customer that's right when God pushed him out the

[00:05:08] pussy was a big hill yeah he came out on skates he came out on

[00:05:14] so you're doing it down to it was mom's doing an ollie right out of those

[00:05:19] I love I love taps when I was a kid yeah never saw it always good all the

[00:05:24] right moves kind of guy I think it's his first starring role was taps it's

[00:05:28] taps yeah and then risky business maybe it was his second taps taps and toy

[00:05:33] soldiers very similar yes yeah yeah they're kind of companion something

[00:05:37] happened to Sean asked in between toy soldiers well he got fat he went for

[00:05:42] being like a hot guy he was he was like he was a cute kid and goonies yeah yeah

[00:05:47] and then he ballooned up he yeah became well in like he had well I think it's

[00:05:51] just it's just toy soldiers the only one where he's like a heartthrob yeah and

[00:05:55] then he's just this like who I got a frozen friend my friends frozen I found

[00:06:00] him in the backyard and my other friend speaks in a stoner lingo that no it'll

[00:06:05] ever understand the French shouldn't have had a career yeah my friend is

[00:06:08] my mommy my other friends an example of the industry yeah appreciating families

[00:06:14] I remember I remember I saw bio dome and theaters and I was a kid and I was

[00:06:18] like damn I want to be that cool yeah oh yeah son-in-law I was like what rock

[00:06:22] and roll and I'm like oh this is about a closeted gay man that's trying to

[00:06:24] marry a guy's daughter I just watched that movie on LSD and it is psycho what

[00:06:30] is this psycho son-in-law son yeah he there's the kid from from the sandlaw it

[00:06:35] plays the little brother the great him be now the great yeah the great

[00:06:39] Hambino he was the dad the dad is the lawyer the other lawyer for my cousin

[00:06:44] Vinny yeah the bad lawyer the prosecutor he's not the guy from Pet Sematary right

[00:06:49] he's not the don't you put in the ground comes out saw you know I'm talking

[00:06:54] about that old man yeah yeah no that guy that guy's a great actor but Pauli

[00:06:58] Shore that there's this like joke that's implied throughout the movie that

[00:07:02] Pauli Shore is going is has been jacking off to playboy magazines with that boy

[00:07:07] the great Hambino in his bedroom he's like yeah well I'll show you miss

[00:07:12] February later tonight

[00:07:14] you say I'm playing for me I'm telling you man they're raping so many

[00:07:19] children in Hollywood in the 1980s that the cavalier attitude they had towards

[00:07:24] like you're slipping it into movies being like oh you guys want to just go fuck

[00:07:28] kids after this and then like John we can't have just that in the script yeah

[00:07:33] they save the rec center like oh that fuck boy we haven't unveiled it to

[00:07:38] America yet that we've been creating all this media power this is our Carol

[00:07:43] Burnett ear tug yeah we've been kill fucking children in the back a lot I

[00:07:48] want to brother studios for so long I forgot that that's not normal behavior

[00:07:51] that the rest of America engages in it's what seasons are barbecue pit yeah we

[00:07:55] son-in-law is also in the Encino man universe Encino man has a cameo no party

[00:08:01] at the beginning of the movie but Pauli Shore plays a different character

[00:08:04] original script the spec script is called Sun in Cage and it was about a

[00:08:08] man who had his four-year-old in a cage and he was he wanted him to never age

[00:08:13] past four because that was his wife died well it was the most fuckable age

[00:08:18] yeah I'm sorry which is actually another script the most fuckable age yeah they

[00:08:21] call they call in the pedophile circles they call for right yeah the most fuckable

[00:08:25] ages a bunch of millionaires go to an island they all chase a four-year-old

[00:08:29] around and fuck it dude that was that was actually the original that was the

[00:08:32] original script of surviving the game yeah right with iced tea exactly but they

[00:08:37] go hey make instead of a fuckable kid on an island to turn into a black guy

[00:08:40] surviving homeless black guy who's they go it's the 80s they barely have rights

[00:08:44] of course yeah yeah but Encino man and whatever we were talking about before

[00:08:49] that son-in-law son in cage it was the same script so he had his son is a

[00:08:53] four-year-old in the basement yes and he was freezing him to preserve that age

[00:08:56] oh like Pauli Shore comes over and he's like where's the kid buddy yeah because

[00:09:02] you're gonna let the weasel out yeah yeah and then it would unfreeze the kid and

[00:09:06] fuck it and then also the major the major pot complication of the movie is

[00:09:10] that I think we can move on from this road no no no the bad guy we've moved on

[00:09:14] the bad guy pot like frames Pauli Shore for having sex with the town slut who

[00:09:19] is played by Tiffany Amber Thiessen of say by the Bell who's a fucking 10 yeah

[00:09:25] and this fake titties TAT amazing she's like perfect in that movie they drug her

[00:09:31] at a bar and they drug him and then they wake up in a barn together I know

[00:09:35] exactly frame them for having sex but like it's literally they like they

[00:09:39] drug these two people and then everyone in the town is laughing about it

[00:09:43] they go how did they get there like we were drug serious court yeah and it's

[00:09:50] all because he wants to marry Pauli Shore's girlfriend right yeah they don't

[00:09:55] even kiss in the movie yeah dude I'm telling you man that if you really think

[00:09:58] about he's just a closeted gay guy yeah by the moment like I just it's so funny

[00:10:03] to think that they made that movie how I got green lit I don't know but they're

[00:10:07] like a Pauli Shore and Steven Baldwin we got a bald one they go Alec they go

[00:10:11] new I don't know if I've ever read it on the show before I don't know how I

[00:10:14] couldn't have but Scott cons IMDB bio is the fucking funniest guy that he

[00:10:21] clearly wrote it himself he's like I grew up slamming puss basically literally

[00:10:27] yes Scott con is the son of tough guy actor James con while it is obvious that

[00:10:36] he admires tough method actors like Marlon Brando and Sean Penn first of all

[00:10:40] it's obvious city admire Marlon Brando that's what I thought when I watched

[00:10:44] Friday night lights yeah this guy really admires Brando yeah tough

[00:10:49] method act Sean Penn who played the tough retard Sam yeah in Harvey milk

[00:10:54] right I mean the surfer that's yeah fucking a father that's trying to get

[00:11:00] his daughter back retard probably the toughest character yeah yeah I'll stop

[00:11:05] at nothing except you know puddles on the sidewalk cracks colors I don't like

[00:11:11] yellow noises yeah I don't know this lady's gonna feed your thoughts and

[00:11:16] they should have done a nude scene in I am Sam where he just has a gigantic

[00:11:20] thing

[00:11:22] fucking

[00:11:24] com just like a Michelle Fivergoos like like to the point where Michelle

[00:11:31] fight Michelle Fiver right yeah she gets visibly distracted by how large is like in

[00:11:35] a size Queen way which is like oh god yeah yeah yeah I'm sorry I'm sorry what

[00:11:40] yeah I'm just doing no you're not your son you're not your son you're just

[00:11:47] god damn Sam put your giant beautiful dick on it we have to get your daughter

[00:11:54] right well he's obviously my tough method actors like Marlon Brando and

[00:11:58] Sean Penn Scott is also a strong egalitarian streak by his reasoning for

[00:12:05] bearing his body and film oh yeah does it for him shut the fuck up and let me

[00:12:09] finish reading sorry I said you know I'm back to normal there's so much sexual

[00:12:12] tension it feels good I was getting hit with the shut up

[00:12:16] he is quoted as saying that originally only the women in the scene were to be

[00:12:20] nude but that he felt it really sexist so he stripped to not that let me tell

[00:12:25] you stop raping the female I don't know I also have sex what it what a creepy

[00:12:32] you know they call those guys that are like like partnering up with like

[00:12:36] feminists to try to fuck them they call them soft boys yeah that's such a

[00:12:39] soft boy mover he's like oh gonna get to maybe rub around together on the

[00:12:43] couch yeah yeah yeah it's also as someone that's been on a set do you know

[00:12:47] obnoxious those co-stars probably thought he was where he's like hey guys I think

[00:12:50] it's pretty uncool that these ladies are getting naked I'm gonna get naked

[00:12:53] just got can you not reset directors they got a like you're not just something

[00:12:59] like he's James Conson he's James Conson yeah you're right you're right Scott

[00:13:05] that's how I should do my movie Scott absolutely fucking right I'm sorry I'm

[00:13:10] such a fucking asshole for thinking I should direct the film hey Scott you

[00:13:13] know it's crazy is those six months I was in Indonesia with those refugees

[00:13:16] and I was coming up with my script that won an award at Con like your last

[00:13:23] name I realized yeah hey which do the fucking make it scene with this god damn

[00:13:28] fucking rock head I like the idea that they had you know when like you'd be

[00:13:31] playing video games with your little brother so you gave him like a controller

[00:13:34] that wasn't plugged in yeah they just have a camera for Scott Con whatever he

[00:13:37] wants it's a great thing go to that's gone yeah I talk to the girl at craft

[00:13:42] services well film it Scott go ahead go get a lot of takes you know a lot of

[00:13:48] things it's digital now we don't need it we don't need film yeah I mean

[00:13:56] this by alone definitely sounds like he wrote it yeah oh he for sure wrote it

[00:14:00] yeah there's more oh sorry I didn't mean to interrupt the telling of the

[00:14:05] tail of oh my god it's six pair of I thought you were done and I was like yeah

[00:14:10] this one's about his like don't get into it dude it's family so who gives a

[00:14:13] shit about I mean I kind of was born on August 23rd in Los Angeles spent his

[00:14:17] childhood being show between his parents homes homes everyone knows who the fuck

[00:14:21] you know James yeah self-described as a bad kid who was always getting into

[00:14:26] trouble Scott initially steered clear of acting yeah opting to play sports

[00:14:30] instead Scott benefited from his father's hands-on approach to child

[00:14:34] wearing the other con reportedly took a five-year hiatus to coach all of his

[00:14:38] son's little league team what he also pursued his love of hip-hop by forming

[00:14:42] a group with his friend the alchemist by the way a little again what imagine

[00:14:46] being like the ref at Scott con Sun yeah like literally get us a kid sunny yeah

[00:14:52] speeding the shit out of you just getting chewed out from the dugout yeah

[00:14:56] I'm I'm crazy is James con call me a cocksucker right now I'm sorry that pitch

[00:15:01] was high and inside I can't give it to do not take long for Scott to appear in

[00:15:05] front of the camera 1995 he took roles in a couple of independent films you know

[00:15:09] what he just do a little key bump yeah doesn't know if he wants that life mm-hmm

[00:15:12] yeah I'll tell you this something within them yeah you couldn't you always

[00:15:16] fucking do that these fucking child actor you know I are like fit children of

[00:15:21] actresses and actors always do this shit amber tambler had some fucking profile

[00:15:25] and something and they're like you know it's kind of a fluke that she got into

[00:15:28] acting really had nothing to do with the fact that her grandfather and father

[00:15:32] were established actors oh that's like we had was on a TV show the entire time

[00:15:36] she was a kid Lena Dunham to do it that it was a fluke Lena Dunham though like

[00:15:40] you know that she just like wrote girls and got it made herself a little like

[00:15:44] on not even a script she was a she was homeless living at the port authority

[00:15:47] yeah she was doing softcore porn yeah and then she just had this story on her head

[00:15:52] about four girls that she was good but then you find out like all your parents

[00:15:55] were incredibly influential in the art world yeah and they just had like Lord

[00:15:58] they do that too she's like 17 year old genius it's like or her mom knew someone

[00:16:03] a Columbia Records and their I don't really I thought with Lord that's all that

[00:16:07] the royal song is good yeah by the way I like it stuff I didn't know that

[00:16:12] I was like you know there's like four people that live in New Zealand true

[00:16:17] I did you hear about the girl I'm going to be the president

[00:16:21] you can be the Addis and John will be the pedophile I don't know why we should

[00:16:27] have gone doctor probably keep you on toes yeah then Richard you're the

[00:16:32] postman slash guy who murders people and your security and also the guy that

[00:16:38] organizes parades you'll be in charge of the military which is a pig that's

[00:16:43] gone far off those teeth are sharp our enemies are on alert

[00:16:49] hear that Indonesia release the piggy army piggy navy piggy

[00:16:57] a previous one tape to its head Mark Wahlberg and an Instagram post the

[00:17:04] other day that was like for a m crew waking up working out never too early

[00:17:09] and then after just tagged us army us Marie court us Navy just all the branches

[00:17:16] in the military tagged in he's not on a naval base kind of military base

[00:17:20] he's just in his the basketball court in his home

[00:17:23] with you he was interviewed recently and he says there's only one thing I have a

[00:17:27] regret in my career and that's boogie nights yeah because it's against Christ

[00:17:30] it's against the church yeah it's best it's my favorite movie of all time

[00:17:34] the best it's my favorite movie of all time his best role he goes you know what

[00:17:38] I didn't like it's the fact that they went against Jesus when he's having

[00:17:41] people fuck one of my biggest regrets was that four brothers wasn't five

[00:17:44] brothers yeah or maybe six I mean shit I don't know

[00:17:47] my numbers higher than that he goes I could have saved a lot of actors out of

[00:17:50] fake foster care you know the other day I was sitting around

[00:17:53] and Donnie came over and he's a lot smarter than I am he says to me

[00:17:57] I'm not nine brothers and I've just blew my fucking mind

[00:17:59] it just blew my fucking mind I wait I had to take him in another room

[00:18:03] I said Donnie did you tell anyone else about this?

[00:18:06] this is really tasty this is fucking crazy he says what if there's 11 brothers

[00:18:10] and one of them's fucking Chinese do I turn on that one?

[00:18:15] now what happens in the movie I turn on him?

[00:18:17] his melting mornable is raining as Donnie you got to be well honest man

[00:18:21] you're not talking about this out in public are you?

[00:18:23] don't talk about you on the phone because people hear about

[00:18:27] I need you to call from a secure line

[00:18:33] people hear about 14 brothers holy shit you're not the 15 brothers

[00:18:40] this is him fucking losing us learning math oh no

[00:18:43] and you know Donnie you know he's the smart one dude I love that

[00:18:49] US military I mean he is Mark Wahlberg is the example of

[00:18:54] a hot girl's brain in a man's body because you know men get

[00:18:58] better looking the older they get so it's like one of those things where he's

[00:19:01] improving he gets dumber so yeah because because he's got a hot

[00:19:06] woman's brain and a hot woman's brain around 40s like I got to find out some new

[00:19:09] moves it's like Jordan with his fade away yeah

[00:19:12] yeah don't cut on motherfuckers all that started all of that started was when

[00:19:16] he fucked up and said that he was doing some like nine yeah nine eleven

[00:19:20] thing that you know yes me I would have single handedly

[00:19:23] I think the other on the plane was supposed to go all these people that

[00:19:29] died they're fucking got flinted carries pussy he goes oh he's a fucking pussy

[00:19:33] kid I don't know I'm just saying I'm on that plane I think the situation

[00:19:36] ends a lot different yeah I go yeah it does you get a box cutter across the

[00:19:40] throat yeah right when you stand up and you go hey what do a different take how

[00:19:44] funny would it have been if Mark Wahlberg died in 9-11

[00:19:48] oh man it would have been so funny fucked up that not a single celebrity did

[00:19:52] oh my god you know separate father was supposed to be on the

[00:19:53] plane I know yeah he did but if Mark Wahlberg I'm telling you right now I have

[00:19:58] a theory about two people that are clowns that we mock all the time but if a

[00:20:02] death in the right place makes them iconic beyond oh okay and I think that's

[00:20:06] what a death of 9-11 does for Mark Wahlberg oh and yeah no and if Sylvester

[00:20:11] Stallone dies after coplands after first blood so he does Rocky first blood he

[00:20:18] dies around 1983 no no Rocky 2 wow interesting just rocky one and first

[00:20:25] blood is right because he won an Oscar for the one an Oscar and then first blood

[00:20:28] was like a look at the Vietnam veterans from their side it was like really

[00:20:31] heralded like oh it wasn't his script interesting but it's like people look

[00:20:35] at him like like he would be artistic yes like Sylvester you'd say Sylvester Stallone

[00:20:39] and this would be like what are you Sylvester Stallone but now you're like oh

[00:20:43] a roided up 70 year old man right right this is fucking Magga guy who's just

[00:20:48] a costing women at these fucking fitness rape because they didn't die how great

[00:20:52] it would be if Sylvester Stallone like 2004 is like yeah yeah this movie coming

[00:20:56] out is called five brothers and there's a that's the feud between the

[00:21:01] other you know it's like yeah we got six brothers come back and then just every

[00:21:06] year 2009 yeah nine brothers yeah that's what the year so you know it's a good

[00:21:11] movie right 11 brothers comes out and so I don't know what we're going to do

[00:21:14] and then like Charles S. Dutton's like man how about 12 brothers yeah that's

[00:21:22] a good idea holy shit chucky you did it oh man you just solved it you solved

[00:21:27] the equation you know you can count on me baby hashtag us military hashtag us

[00:21:34] army dude I love that he works out gives a shout out to the people that are gonna

[00:21:38] die for him to do you dumb little movies that's right hey Jose all you overseas

[00:21:43] that are probably getting bombarded by Hodges 47 I want to let you know my

[00:21:48] smoothie was a little chunky tonight so I get it he dies in 9 11 all of Boston

[00:21:54] signs up for the military all of it dies in that Massachusetts is a wasteland

[00:21:58] it's gone it's wiped up the face of the earth it's there's no there's no

[00:22:03] babies they have to send people from other states me it me it's him Dylan are

[00:22:06] the only Irish people left only Irish people you guys will put your lives on

[00:22:12] the live remark yeah you go hey listen you got a little Irish putting you it's

[00:22:16] mark wall book day why don't you go down and sign up for the US Army remember

[00:22:21] if it's St. Patty's Day it's not a hate crime that's just called even in the

[00:22:25] score that's what the church said yeah that's me I'm the church yeah I'm the

[00:22:30] church of war back the what you said though about that interview with 9 11 it's

[00:22:35] all the how he says he regrets during boogie nights yeah which is crazy because

[00:22:39] then he just randomly brings up the fact that he blinded yeah a guy in a hate

[00:22:43] crime doesn't say you regrets it though yeah just like brings it up I've never

[00:22:48] I've never looked for it so it could be that just this entire fabrication in my

[00:22:51] mind no but I could have sworn I've seen an inside the actor studio with him

[00:22:57] where he talks about it and there's like not a drop of remorse dude which is

[00:23:01] nothing to do with acting and maybe it was like something else talking about I

[00:23:06] can't feel the sight leave his eyes yeah probably like by the fourth a thick

[00:23:11] wack with the golf club he goes that sounds like an old melon sounds like

[00:23:16] them beat the pulled through this as you know I spent college in India recreating

[00:23:21] the quit India movement beating up beating up on gee said yeah I would

[00:23:26] piss on the untouchables yeah I would go around in a big turban and wave my sword

[00:23:31] and local women yeah so I'm no stranger to hate crimes hey but when did you do

[00:23:36] yours all I now I want to find out if there's a mark wallberg inside the

[00:23:39] actor studio yeah I want to watch it till I know every I don't know man I could

[00:23:42] have sworn I saw but this would be like 20 years ago that I saw it's just a

[00:23:46] James Lippon rocks vibration yeah maki maki maki maki maki maki maki maki maki

[00:23:52] say it just a good vibration bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump yeah

[00:24:00] yeah you know that there is season 11 season 11 six is it on Hulu I'm fucking

[00:24:05] watching that tonight yeah all I want to do is watch Mark Wabberg go you know

[00:24:09] the hottest role about transporters yes being able to ride in the car for season

[00:24:14] six now I remember I feel like he he brings up the hate crime now again this

[00:24:18] was 2004 okay I think I saw it when it was on yeah so I may have this is before

[00:24:24] the transporters franchise this before a lot of stuff I would have to watch it

[00:24:27] because I don't know and I'd like not entirely trusting my memory it may have

[00:24:30] been that I watched it and said to somebody while watching like how funny

[00:24:33] would have been if he's like well really inspired me is uh tearing that V in the

[00:24:37] me's guys I out with a with a meat hook yeah and then in my mind that was like

[00:24:41] oh that's what he said yeah you know that all the time I do think I do think

[00:24:45] it's brought up in I really tell me so funny what did it feel to take a man's

[00:24:51] sight yeah pretty good I was just kind of bored I felt like God I was like I'm

[00:24:56] God this is for Vietnam yeah I had my own this people in my neighborhood that

[00:25:01] died in Vietnam yeah do that sound like a noise my dad used to make

[00:25:07] this this is this is the question that he was asked by James Lipton what is

[00:25:13] your favorite curse word and then Marcos Marcos in what language oh yeah dude

[00:25:19] well man's multicultural in what language anything you look at a girl the

[00:25:22] audience a wink he's like just kidding it's the N word yeah I love it I love it I

[00:25:26] said all the time I wake up it's my mantra but look at his face there you

[00:25:31] know what language oh yeah so smug yeah you're making me follow him on

[00:25:35] Instagram you should dude he's like that I really I mean I don't like going on

[00:25:40] Instagram anymore I only do it to watch Savid Psycho Joe videos and Mark

[00:25:44] Wahlberg who in a way I consider my parents yeah if I could who's mom yeah

[00:25:49] they both it's a genderless no dude that's so progressive yeah oh yeah if I

[00:25:54] could choose to like recede myself yeah you know I'm psycho Joe and Mark

[00:25:58] Wahlberg as my parents bring me up and let let them craft my super be the

[00:26:03] strongest baby the strongest fucking baby no savage psycho no it's my favorite

[00:26:08] guy I know you please show me a little taste he's this five foot six like guy

[00:26:14] that's terrible it looks like absolute shit developmentally he's mentally

[00:26:18] retired he's like clearly disabled okay just a truck driver that uploads these

[00:26:22] videos of him deadlifting or whatever with horrible form I mean he's gonna be

[00:26:26] putting the hospital at some point yes look at this of course yeah his body

[00:26:30] looks terrible and then he's like it's I mean it's not like nothing I mean he

[00:26:35] is like deadlifting like 405 it's good not for like if you've been in the gym

[00:26:39] for 10 years okay but and especially at whatever weight he's being five six it's

[00:26:43] really not that impressive but he you know we'll say like 595 pounds fucking

[00:26:48] maggies fucking turds you know you think why you fucking say shit to me yeah I

[00:26:55] love people that are just screaming into the darkness no one can just

[00:26:59] not like knows how the weights add up yeah someone has to tell him what they

[00:27:04] weigh you're losing what they got a friend that does math to yeah just

[00:27:08] doesn't believe impossible no one can count the plates and know exactly how

[00:27:12] much I'm lifting but he just is me social media interactions because then

[00:27:15] again he's like in the gym world so everyone's just his meathead asshole

[00:27:19] that's like we got to fucking set this retard straight you know they won't just

[00:27:24] like watch it and laugh at yeah and then he's like you know so he like

[00:27:28] argues with them and people keep calling him like a manlet and saying that he's

[00:27:31] four or five so he uploads a video where he's like I'm not fucking four or five

[00:27:35] okay if I maggies turds I'll prove it to you and then he like measures himself

[00:27:40] on a scale with shoes on his he's five six see yeah he goes see it is a bit

[00:27:47] you're in now yeah dude I fucking love anybody that goes in that heart and

[00:27:52] that's what the Internet I know I wish I could fucking do it there's like

[00:27:55] girls you do it whether it's like I'm just gonna be fuckable online yeah it

[00:28:00] just breathes and just like you know like every comment yeah guys like all

[00:28:05] Bella beautiful sexy beautiful sexy how much thank you to Dubai sex please sex

[00:28:17] sex yeah dasha come to Dubai dasha was getting just gets DMS from like Indian

[00:28:22] men and it's just like 19 DMS in a row that just say sex I want you so bad

[00:28:27] please I will fly you over to right now the pussy I tell you India didn't have

[00:28:32] dating until like 2003 oh that's when it came out it was all like arranged

[00:28:36] marriages so when they opened the gates everyone was like who are you yeah who

[00:28:40] yeah they have no idea like a pussy that's why they're like you know going to

[00:28:44] the hospital for like cologne toxicity because they don't they've never dated

[00:28:49] before I can only be right we can put on 19 pairs of sunglasses and so

[00:28:55] permanently blinded himself sir he's next time this is a win sir listen to me

[00:29:01] right now what is happening is the Dior is deep in your skin you must not

[00:29:07] follow you will have a dream your next to a river do not get in the river the

[00:29:13] river is dead the river is all the colon deep state start of the river

[00:29:19] Prescott has melted his skin 30 Greek chemical bunch from the Xbox

[00:29:24] wish no the destroyer has told you your penis is you've rubbed the skin off I

[00:29:30] have become CK one destroy your own pussy I must destroy every pussy

[00:29:40] 2003 the lip rip in your India chicks get down to everything else had yet to

[00:29:47] go through mom and dad right now you're right to the source after that just hit

[00:29:51] a public bus yeah I'll just start grabbing the public buses begin fucking

[00:29:57] shopping sweepstakes just grabbing everything out there yeah everything to

[00:30:06] the sample sample you're gang rapes have spiced

[00:30:14] damn dude it really is a huge problem there now is that like guys are grabbing

[00:30:18] titties on oh yeah they got this shit called Romeo dialing which again I

[00:30:22] want to know all that it should say that the guy will fucking like just crack

[00:30:26] open the yellow pages find a girl's name be like boo boo boo boo boo boo

[00:30:30] hello baby they're like how did you get my number you know and then like do you

[00:30:34] want to fuck that's so awesome because they like Romeo dialing is such an

[00:30:38] awesome leap of faith it's right it's fuck it's fuck base jumping yeah yeah

[00:30:43] close your eyes yeah go out big fur yeah spread like a squirrel in sight when

[00:30:50] you suck dick at basketball so you're like I'm just gonna focus on trying to

[00:30:53] make it from half course yeah that's all day practicing you know chucking the

[00:30:59] ball half course will I ever play for the Bulls yeah no no will I win a key I'm

[00:31:03] gonna be a nail in a half time of the game yeah I'm gonna be yeah the half

[00:31:07] court guy every time I'm gonna close my eyes just to fuck it make some of my

[00:31:12] friends laugh behind the back half court do that's so fucking crazy I didn't

[00:31:17] know there was like a real problem oh dude I mean just how do you define

[00:31:22] problem yeah you know you're from a woman that gets on a bus that sounds

[00:31:26] like a solution to this this horrible world we learned in a community of of

[00:31:31] gender blending and and trying to figure out what our roles you think

[00:31:35] hands you bus rides I think just like people buses either 1950s gender roles

[00:31:41] women live in a chronic state of depression barely alleviated by amp

[00:31:45] phemedes and benzos well men move up and make the equivalent of $800,000 a

[00:31:50] year pointed people in a factory it's either that's 50 style or that or just

[00:31:57] all out all you just rape just fucking break in street yes and those are the

[00:32:03] only two ways we'll find an equilibrium okay I don't know that I agree a hundred

[00:32:07] I would like to see you pitch that in the city council meeting

[00:32:11] the

[00:32:13] right it's about like it's about like redistricting the school says he

[00:32:20] by november most of the public schools will actually be reordinates not doing

[00:32:24] corporate not only queens county but also Brooklyn inside us my brain pills is

[00:32:30] in that list like listen babe it's a Jewish man I could call it listen listen

[00:32:37] sugar tits I got a whole plan for you right here you want to save these kids

[00:32:42] teach them how to rape put them back in in dresses here we go poodle skirt take

[00:32:49] them to make our point rape them now because I got it it's four letters one

[00:32:54] solution all a we can do this in one of two ways buddy you already got there

[00:33:00] sounds enough like rape anyway you know what you know what you use the same font

[00:33:05] use the same lion mascot lions love raping you watch those videos you're

[00:33:09] gonna beat off the one they fuck they raped the whole animal kingdom rapes

[00:33:14] how cool about this because how cool are lion dicks that when they go in the

[00:33:18] pussy they grapple hook in they got teeth they got a mane that's why

[00:33:23] we got to start with denture dicks start to circumscising these boys add more

[00:33:29] to the horse yeah you're baby we're gonna give you peace cold stone you

[00:33:35] cold stone their dick when they're born they go through an assembly line

[00:33:39] we've bought wire even better crown of thorns a little Jesus cock double

[00:33:46] sighted tape right on the head and then a guy has to be like 30 seconds mr.

[00:33:53] I do not see my time hey look what is time anyways this is all a fucking

[00:33:59] illusion because it's a concept win a simulation let me pierce those kids

[00:34:03] dicks he turned them all into 50s rapists what do you want to do living in the

[00:34:07] end I'm sorry I'm trying to make queens into the lion king capital of the world

[00:34:12] lion rape will solve all of our problems sir that's enough next up she goes the

[00:34:20] garbage kids sometimes they had a lizard to have him to live because I had 19

[00:34:27] children from lifting them up to see baby Jesus kind of said my arms he

[00:34:33] because we took open the trash guy the trains still running he goes back to my

[00:34:47] point yeah I have hard time I have hard time who gave that man a megaphone I know

[00:34:47] he didn't walk in here I got him carlin I saw him walk in he didn't have a megaphone

[00:34:52] yeah dude I'm fucking I'm fascinated that's how you know voting doesn't work

[00:34:58] and that it's meaningless what people in power is that like you can't take

[00:35:02] voting away from people like that because you can take guns away from them

[00:35:05] yeah you can you can forcibly in prison so they can't speak in public but they

[00:35:10] can't vote and last they can vote unless they do a fucking felony yeah yeah those

[00:35:15] people are the people about a felony FALA you know guys only man is is crimes

[00:35:22] for felonies this is a social club for men who have done they think and by

[00:35:28] saying I mean an aggressive assault that's like that's that's my other campaign

[00:35:33] as I run for governor I'm gonna put all of the state inmates in Steve Harvey

[00:35:38] suits do you know they're in mates ago yeah see that guy in the joint

[00:35:43] right boxy

[00:35:44] big door with a feather and shit little like a pocket watch they can feel good

[00:35:50] about themselves stop fucking each other yeah I'm supposed to say suit suit

[00:35:54] look what it's like maybe they could get a college degree in their colleges and

[00:35:57] for everybody sometimes you just need a zoot suit give those men zoot suits and

[00:36:02] recondition them by forcing them to listen to big bad voodoo daddy yeah turn

[00:36:07] prison in the swing that's the answer give them a slap they all learn to

[00:36:12] fall in charge of the prison all yellow daddy oh whoa daddy oh you know those

[00:36:21] other Mexican daddy oh it's coming for our black all the face do that be great

[00:36:26] there's this dance fighting in prison mm-hmm absolutely fuck I just I love I

[00:36:33] just love that Romeo darling imagine being a woman that just like you like who I

[00:36:38] survived to India yeah did not get right today and then eat your phone

[00:36:42] someone's like a whore I have sex with you he's calling coming from inside the

[00:36:46] pussy yeah I want you brought it home with you from the bus no no this whole

[00:36:54] time you lived on the bus Romeo darling it's just how fucking horny and desperate

[00:37:01] are you like crack open the other pages there's an innocence to it yeah it's a

[00:37:05] child like yeah yeah it's a child that you have like this he goes is he's a

[00:37:10] darner home is she home I want to fuck your pussy all I want to do is stay deep

[00:37:17] inside your pussy hello baby Jell hello to the baby Jellus please don't hang up

[00:37:22] on me they're not hanging up on me I will burn your house

[00:37:25] my burning is the other problem there what just set in your wife on fire excuse

[00:37:30] me damn cuz you get to get fresh put insurance money yeah what do you do you

[00:37:36] burn it it's just like a like a tiki bar in Miami yeah and all of a sudden the

[00:37:44] guy's got a new boat yep you have to flow to the poor see what happened when

[00:37:48] the white I cannot wait I cannot wait I cannot wait to have a boat just below

[00:37:52] my brains out on a boat oh fuck yeah USS come to nice no I'm gonna be done with

[00:37:58] this show it'll be a fucking distant memory okay yeah and I just go out on

[00:38:02] that sailboat and I fucking put a just like a nice ornate hunting rifle in my

[00:38:07] mouth yeah you know just a very fancy rifle you know it's gonna be the weirdest

[00:38:12] pull-home my brains out and was like everyone know everyone think I died

[00:38:15] happy you know it'll be though I wouldn't obviously I'd be in tears I don't want

[00:38:19] that to be the end yeah yeah but it'll be you'll see that it'll be that after the

[00:38:25] gunshot yeah you just hear the sea birds that's right coming to pick at your

[00:38:29] brains yeah and then your evil spirit will be it in the seagull oh I'm going to

[00:38:34] hell yeah for sure I'll be dragged down to hell and through the boat no yeah

[00:38:38] you'll the brain the seagulls eat your brain it's now they become a haunted

[00:38:42] seagull makes fun of trans teenagers yes I like the circle of life but it's

[00:38:49] Mufasa making Simba watch him come in his mob

[00:38:54] Simba I want to show you something oh you are like look look in the pussy see

[00:39:00] they're coming out there's a little push on your mom's on it just push you

[00:39:03] they get you want to do it light so it sucks yeah like it's like a reverse

[00:39:08] plunger make it suck that pussy out suck that come up bitch make a whole army

[00:39:15] Simba that faggot scars just got dogs I could make other lions fuck dogs yeah I

[00:39:22] got tigers just making that slurp noise and symbols in this

[00:39:26] image here yo that's how I made you that's why Simba has to leave town yeah

[00:39:33] me it's like what happened yeah I don't want to talk about it I don't want to be

[00:39:37] a lion anymore but your dad loves you he goes no he doesn't he knows making

[00:39:42] that's slipping noise to circle of life damn dude a boat would be nice what a

[00:39:51] boat would be nice yeah hit the open seas dandy you have like a luxury vessel

[00:39:55] you'd like to own someday a boat just sounds nice you're making good money now

[00:39:58] I don't do to come on that's I don't make a boat money you make more money from

[00:40:02] come down that I probably make now away with the show and cable money yeah but

[00:40:07] premium cable money to your body shit baby you hey listen you have lunch at

[00:40:10] the same room as Giovanni I know you know but if that like if you buy a boat

[00:40:16] before me how murder I'm going to rip my own dick off watch me here goes he you

[00:40:25] know yeah um Paul's a friend Paul's a friend Paul's a friend of the show friend

[00:40:29] of the show friend of the show I don't have boat money I have to take care of my

[00:40:33] grandma on a small shitty town of California money that's what I got that's

[00:40:36] the boat that's not your grandma dies I'm buying a boat yeah oh yeah and I'm

[00:40:41] calling it the USS Nana yeah race each

[00:40:45] out dude I want to go down to the canals of Florida and just zip in my boat

[00:40:50] screwing called almost saying it yeah and with

[00:40:55] asterisk all over the fucking side of the book yeah yeah you don't nudge somebody

[00:41:07] okay man I might be crazy man but that boat got the end one of us like we could

[00:41:14] just catch him yeah man but I think that's too fast it's fast man I ain't seen

[00:41:18] lightning be racist before yeah oh dude I would have a fucking luxurious yacht

[00:41:28] yeah with like a like a tan Spanish woman mmm hmm getting topped off yeah

[00:41:33] topped off on the open sea I'm a little bit of the ocean to be doing

[00:41:37] chainsaw puzzles oh geez oh fuck yeah dude you ever fuck with it I got sober

[00:41:42] one time and I just trapped myself in my apartment I didn't I couldn't hang out

[00:41:46] with my friends because they all drank yeah I spent like a month in my apartment

[00:41:49] just doing a jigsaw puzzle and I finished it and I wanted to preserve it so you

[00:41:53] have to get glue and put it on like a backing thing but you're supposed to do

[00:41:57] that gay while you're doing the post but the backing thing down and then do the

[00:42:02] puzzle yeah I didn't do I finished the puzzle and so I covered I covered a

[00:42:07] thing in contact adhesive and I tried to slide the puzzle onto the cardboard

[00:42:13] but as I was I was doing it the contact adhesive warped the cardboard and it all

[00:42:17] just came apart and then I ran out of my apartment covered in puzzle pieces

[00:42:22] the cursing at the top of my lungs that's got to be right whiskey right away well

[00:42:27] and then all my friends you know had to witness me running because they'll hang

[00:42:30] out on the porch drinking haven't seen me for weeks and I run out of the

[00:42:34] apartment covered in puzzle pieces cursing and they're like oh it's just

[00:42:37] autism yeah oh cool is the symbol for the autism organization the

[00:42:42] puzzle is a man screaming yeah I'm able to understand his emotions covered in

[00:42:47] puzzles don't touch it we might be contact he said right what happens when I

[00:42:51] try to attempt sobriety yeah I think second place is a guy trying to figure

[00:42:56] out velcro shoot yeah velcro and puzzles so I did you did that stop you

[00:43:00] from doing puzzles ever again you know I should get back you know I might go do

[00:43:03] a puzzle tonight to be honest with you go to the gym got back into the gym that

[00:43:07] felt good to get jacked and then solve stuff yeah just do jigsaw puzzles and go

[00:43:12] to the mysteries to solve mysteries and then yeah that's it man how great what

[00:43:16] is simple life you like a monk I'm gonna start reading Encyclopedia Brown

[00:43:19] knowledge to try and predict the end that's the thing it's like it's like you get

[00:43:22] good well it's like I'm too dumb to be a smart guy but I'm smart enough to be a

[00:43:26] precocious child that's how we have to aim our dome I know I'm more like an

[00:43:33] inquisitive cat right I'm gonna I'm gonna try to be like a really smart third

[00:43:37] grader just sitting at home doing cursive yeah oh memorizing a five line

[00:43:41] poem I got all this gonna touch I'm just gonna touch stuff until it moves yeah

[00:43:46] right like a cat oh yeah I'm sorry guys I can't hang out I'm mixing baking soda

[00:43:51] and water to learn what a more facalids are yeah people like wow this man's doing

[00:43:55] experiments make it a volcano you're sorry I'm learning the multiplication

[00:44:01] tables I got some times tables shit I'm working on tonight I can't come on you

[00:44:07] spot you call Matthew yeah come over all cook for you just do ants in a log

[00:44:12] yeah great you go the raisins are the yeah it's pretty fun it's a fun snack

[00:44:19] mom says I can eat as much as I want because it doesn't fill me up what a

[00:44:23] bullshit snack they used to give you an elementary school I did my mom would

[00:44:26] give me two two string cheeses in a can of Pepsi respect that's your whole

[00:44:31] lunch that was no that was when I got home from school that was the post

[00:44:34] respect that was the post daycare snip Pepsi every day huh dude I love it high

[00:44:38] fruit just corn syrup is a part of this brother I used to get my shit was a

[00:44:42] fucking Hebrew national baby boy yeah you get a boiled hot dog yeah I remember

[00:44:47] yes that's different kinds of pop I remember getting we're on every s k

[00:44:51] hot dogs as a kid which are like the official yeah but everyone wanted them

[00:44:55] because they were the Orioles hot dog yeah and so you get them you're like

[00:44:57] wow I don't know I'm like Cal Ripkin and then and then they I had I remember

[00:45:02] one night specifically I made stove top stuffing yeah with SK hot dogs and it

[00:45:07] gave me some kind of like indigestion that burped up smelled like the tar

[00:45:11] that they did they repay streets with to this day whatever that fucking like

[00:45:17] sulfur taste is I just remember cuz I never threw up it was just like what is

[00:45:21] coming out like eggs like a body yeah I used to eat a lot of stuff by just

[00:45:28] eating stove top I remember was it oh and then Michael Jordan was a sponsor of

[00:45:31] ball ballpark yeah which with those ads are so funny they plump there he's like

[00:45:35] yeah these are the best hot dogs or something like that okay that's a wrap

[00:45:40] yeah God you like a ball you're great you did it go did you smile have you

[00:45:44] seen any of space jam as an adult now it is one of the most atrocious

[00:45:49] performances in horror movie he has no career of all it's awful he is so

[00:45:55] fucking bad at acting and to keep cutting because he kept saying black

[00:45:58] people don't buy sneakers he said black people don't buy sneakers because what

[00:46:02] about those monsters oh they buy yeah monsters by sneakers to animated

[00:46:07] monsters by sneak yeah that is a one of the things where he was just the first

[00:46:11] so no one can tell me wasn't good yeah cuz he was the first athlete to be a

[00:46:15] major sponsor magic doesn't get a just magic oh yeah hell yeah all that should

[00:46:20] have been instead of Jordan's we should be talking about the magic 12 you know

[00:46:24] it was genuinely in a way it was sponsored by AIDS that's true which is

[00:46:29] the ultimate brand of the 1980s I mean it goes way beyond Nike or it goes into

[00:46:33] the history book AIDS is the brand if you're gonna get behind something in the

[00:46:37] 80s yeah it better be child hunger or AIDS if you're lucky right and what is a

[00:46:42] brand other than something that consumes and kills the coolest people in the

[00:46:45] world which happened to be homosexuals in Greenwich Village it is true yeah

[00:46:49] yeah yeah damn yeah that is weird that you're like Jordan's like I got AIDS

[00:46:54] what do I got Gatorade yeah Gatorade ballpark Frank's oh man I was an Oscar

[00:46:59] Meyer guy remember when Cal Ripken was the spokesperson for Adventure World I

[00:47:03] did before it was six flags no oh yeah I always like a nice local when like

[00:47:08] your local celebrity John Elway opened like 15 car dealerships in the early

[00:47:13] 90s hell yeah that's when athletes realized you could do that so John

[00:47:17] Elway was like hey what's that giant stretch of land on a rap

[00:47:20] road it's gonna be every brand of car put my name in front yeah moving every

[00:47:24] single I need to like Toyota Nissan Subaru like all the John Elway damn I

[00:47:30] got food poisoning once at the Jerome Betta steakhouse hell yeah but I bet it

[00:47:36] picked up that third down dude the bus baby I went to Ray Lewis who had a

[00:47:40] fucking restaurant in Baltimore downtown

[00:47:42] famous beach he's a fucking piece sucks dude we got read at least that's all

[00:47:47] remember when Troy Eggman was the spokesperson for Wingstop no yeah that

[00:47:52] was recently what it was it was only like 10 15 years ago the wingstop no he

[00:47:57] owns a couple of French Rick Ross no he doesn't own Wingstop their friend he

[00:48:01] has a handful of franchises he doesn't he does own it he's not the no it's a

[00:48:05] publicly traded company yeah he's right he owns like 10 franchises I don't know

[00:48:09] man no because I looked into it because somebody you don't do business with

[00:48:13] their grasp well he was like you know what you should buy his wing stops and

[00:48:17] I'm like what made them wake them say that and then I looked into it they were

[00:48:20] just recommending it to me because they heard Rick Ross and I like your fans

[00:48:25] are recommending business moves based on rappers I loved to own a way the only

[00:48:29] time they've even heard of an investment they go to make my guess why don't you

[00:48:33] have a son and then credit him as being the executive producer of come to I

[00:48:37] tell you that is that people have been telling me to have a son we did you

[00:48:41] might do it you need it you need a bonfire and I was like you just need a

[00:48:45] shot because eventually look who'll sorry just keep telling people on the

[00:48:49] internet you're gonna come out of Adam's right yeah you're gonna twin we're gonna

[00:48:53] junior it it's gonna be beautiful you gotta have you gotta have a specific

[00:48:56] human being you fuck up with your theories it can't just be painful at

[00:49:00] large because you know I've ever wanted to was a cult and it doesn't look like

[00:49:04] I'm gonna be able to maintain you could do that man you could do that you know

[00:49:07] that I don't have I can't do it I'm not going right now I am not I'm not powerful

[00:49:12] what if we say you don't be able to leave I don't have a way Adam said Adam said

[00:49:16] the reason I can't do it and I believe him is this is because I I won't have

[00:49:19] the power to rape the men that I bring into that's true you won't you see what

[00:49:23] you gotta rape those we get a male rapist we get a rapist on the on the

[00:49:26] well then he would be a role the no he's your head's gonna be smarter you out

[00:49:30] maneuver about this Tim we get him to to rape like the young you should see if

[00:49:34] Tim wants to suck off any for me yeah yeah you bring him in and then all of a

[00:49:39] sudden that's you do the church of Scientology's gonna take care of all I

[00:49:42] know that's the other thing to it's like this is an argument I get into with

[00:49:45] Lewis all the time he's like cut out the middleman dude just start your own

[00:49:48] thing get your own rapist and it's like yeah the church of Scientology already

[00:49:52] has a system I don't need to build an independent platform you have a whole

[00:49:56] fucking rape Navy this yeah yeah yeah yeah Lewis is next move oh let's just make

[00:50:01] the dicks ourselves make a robot with the dick we create and that will rape

[00:50:05] the man you got a really thing about this dude

[00:50:07] Lewis Ralph's dad doesn't have unlimited money it does though enough for the

[00:50:11] body just make him rape the people yeah exactly yeah we how about this we

[00:50:15] start our own cult and then we go for a merger and then we get picked up by

[00:50:19] Scientology is out they buy us out they will not buy you out there are too

[00:50:23] large but they're like Walmart there's gonna steam roll over us yeah best I

[00:50:27] mean Nick's got the right I do town and they're gonna shut down our mom and

[00:50:30] pop cult yeah yeah they're gonna get even gay or weird or rapist it's gonna be

[00:50:35] more affordable to get in it's gonna be better they're gonna slash prices yeah

[00:50:39] man fuck but I bet all right let's start from the beginning well anyways

[00:50:43] wings Detroit Aikman was the spokesperson of Wingstop and they have

[00:50:46] commercials where he goes huh I'm Troy Aikman you might know me as the

[00:50:50] spokesperson for Wingstop during the commercial for Wingstop my two

[00:50:57] heroes got together in the saddest fucking furniture store commercials whole

[00:51:02] Cogan and Joe Montana oh my god was there a local thing no it was like a

[00:51:07] national thing I was like rent to own okay oh yeah rent center maybe yes it

[00:51:11] was right I think I know this I was like five years ago yeah it was like

[00:51:14] five years ago yeah it was Hogan and Montana was looking rough it was right

[00:51:18] when those and bah on the other before the M boy was it was before because but

[00:51:22] it was like it was also before he won all that money from Gawker that's why he's

[00:51:25] doing a rent to own commercial yeah that's the way to go dude Sue Gawker out of

[00:51:29] existence with the help of a weird by fucking sexual billionaire yeah I don't

[00:51:34] know why I didn't think of that I mean I'm I kicked myself every day every

[00:51:38] morning I go fuck it was right there my sex tape wasn't leaked by Gawker and I

[00:51:41] wasn't able to sue them with the secret help of just some guy that hates freedom

[00:51:46] of the press yeah yeah Hulk I'm gonna help because Hulk Hogan I'm gonna help you

[00:51:50] kick out yeah what do you mean brother you're gonna shake off those punches

[00:51:56] start puffing those cheeks we're gonna have more money than God we're gonna

[00:52:00] lay a fucking leg drop yeah ready to leg drop these fuck once you get a hundred

[00:52:04] grand you're just like a loud to be a part of the Illuminati and then fuck the

[00:52:07] church of Scientology that's real power to chill out we're still we still have

[00:52:11] a decision are you guys going you guys we're thinking about it you know what

[00:52:16] you guys have to do you guys have to put the hats on a table yeah yeah yeah yeah

[00:52:20] yeah I just want to let it go and know I will be joining the Illuminati yeah

[00:52:26] we got Illuminati Scientology and then what's your sanity is wild card well the

[00:52:33] Catholic Church really is at the top of everything and that's why nobody really

[00:52:36] talks about it yeah the whole thing the Catholic Church fucking boys that was

[00:52:39] just a smoke screen yeah because the Catholic Church controls the entire

[00:52:42] fucking world and people don't realize that yeah they have a whole city of gold

[00:52:45] they control no literally the Catholic Church controls the entire fucking world

[00:52:49] they planted this thing with this about the child this child sex thing only to

[00:52:54] protect Hollywood they're like we'll let a couple of low-level fucking deacons

[00:52:57] take the hit for it yeah and you know just people be like oh that's the shitty

[00:53:03] thing the Catholic Church is up to because it's their McRib because what

[00:53:07] could be worse than fucking kids they go oh yeah I guess nothing and then so we

[00:53:11] go oh yeah I guess that's what the Catholic Church does instead of like

[00:53:14] being the source of all human suffering yeah they go oh controlling everyone's

[00:53:18] mind and everything that fucking happens in the world is the fault of and the

[00:53:21] machinations of the Catholic Church and that's why Nick Mone is officially

[00:53:25] announcing who's going to Catholicism I know wow going Catholic moving up the

[00:53:31] ranks I think what I might do yes is I might join Isis because if you remember

[00:53:35] there was that British I know that's some that's there was that British Isis

[00:53:40] guy and everyone's like oh it's so cool he's like boy I'm in fucking orces I'm

[00:53:45] a fucking cut discourse the head off man if they had a kike Isis guy if I was

[00:53:52] like hello you know we're gonna do a bedding today oh it's gonna get icky

[00:53:57] with all the blood you can't believe how many hits they get with that but let

[00:54:01] me tell you something what you're recommending and they kill you though

[00:54:04] course they kill me but listen what you're recommending is joining a band that's

[00:54:09] had one good album it's true what Nick's talking about is joining the rolling

[00:54:13] motherfucking stones yeah no I'm talking about being David Gethan yeah see that's

[00:54:18] even bigger that's what are now okay hold on what if they make you fuck a kid

[00:54:21] to get in would you do it what part of what part of sex did what part of put in

[00:54:27] work don't you know

[00:54:29] you know I am putting Nick Nick bought like tiny fleshlights and train is

[00:54:36] digging

[00:54:36] like babies get there get there get there I'm gonna be a cardinal I'm gonna be a

[00:54:41] cardinal yeah there is and you're right because they're running shit because

[00:54:46] people get super offended whenever you make fun of them yeah Scientology any

[00:54:50] of those kids you make rape jokes about them and they're like all right like hey

[00:54:52] come on some of us what are you doing you know the Catholic church really does

[00:54:57] control the world they have for hundreds of years yeah yeah they co-signed on the

[00:55:01] Holocaust they let it happen where they were they just like papayas yeah

[00:55:06] papayas is like yeah all right whatever oh yeah they weren't they already caging

[00:55:10] up Jews in the Vatican like that early like 1900s you know what I was the

[00:55:15] Inquisition and like the fit now dude I remember I listened to one podcast because

[00:55:19] I was on a road trip and I was done with all this shit all the shit I had

[00:55:23] usually listened to was over and they said something about like they were

[00:55:26] talking about like the Pope locking up Jews and I figured oh this must be some

[00:55:30] medieval shit and it was like 19 oh yeah well the thing is is like like

[00:55:34] Mussolini Christianity was just an experiment it's not real there was no

[00:55:40] Jesus it was a thing created by the Roman Empire to control Jews and like

[00:55:46] pagan the Holy Roman Empire yeah they created Christianity the mind control

[00:55:50] Jews but it got out of hand and took over everything yeah it's spread like

[00:55:53] wildfires yeah yeah yeah it's kind of like you know like Adam when you're

[00:55:56] saying that the incel woman was just one woman that wanted to create an

[00:56:00] alternative label to to being a virgin had a daughter was offensive and then

[00:56:05] six months later it's become this dark arm you every woman yes right which by

[00:56:10] the way Christianity had pretty innocent beginnings is just a way to

[00:56:14] manipulate and hurt Jews yeah but it which is fine which is just totally

[00:56:18] and understandable understand but on you know that was their baby dream that's

[00:56:24] the garage that's the that's the band in the garage tree yeah yeah no that the

[00:56:30] incel community was like it started with this like newsletter that this nerdy

[00:56:34] lesbian woman in Canada who'd never fucked started because she like met she was

[00:56:39] like a grad student and met like a underclassman that was like I want to kill

[00:56:43] myself because I haven't fucked and then she was like she found all these other

[00:56:46] people online to like support each other and then like set out a list serve and

[00:56:49] like a newsletter and then she left because she got busy with something and

[00:56:53] then like six months later it was just like every woman must die every woman

[00:56:58] must give us sex or die she's like it got it got completely taken away she had

[00:57:03] like a nice little garden and she walked back she said oh my god what's

[00:57:05] happening it's just yeah became toxic killer fucked the women here's my thing

[00:57:10] here's how we solve this and I don't think we redistribute sex because that's

[00:57:14] you know then women have to fuck who they don't but I'm sorry Dan every we

[00:57:18] should cap the amount of pussy every man over six feet gets what do you mean

[00:57:21] because right now yeah that's the real inequality no we should really just kill

[00:57:25] all the men under six feet no no no no no no no no no I mean honestly dude if you

[00:57:29] would engage in eugenics and we do it right happy we cap the pussy again you know

[00:57:33] like Nick I thought if you're gonna dance you mama you don't fucking

[00:57:38] to no I'm sorry it's off you well me obviously I would be saved as an

[00:57:42] engineer of culture in the future sure let me tell you someone at six foot three

[00:57:45] I'd be kind of high up in the rankings I got your back of course I'm not fucking

[00:57:49] anybody anyways it would just be oh would we have to become Unix to survive

[00:57:54] you would die you would either you contribute nothing mentally I would I

[00:57:57] would leave the resistance actually we don't we're not going to need people to

[00:58:01] laugh at everything yes we know yes we will yes we will in fact there will be no

[00:58:05] need for humor because there will be no defense mechanisms it'll be a perfect

[00:58:08] everyone sexy everyone sexy and everyone by the way everyone has guilt free sex

[00:58:13] that feels good and you feel even better after you don't need to laugh at your

[00:58:17] tiny dick 45 years before Barry was able to get it hard is it what moon

[00:58:21] raker the James Bond movie was like the guy like wanted to start a new society

[00:58:24] of hot people moon raker is about a guy that goes to China to fuck every woman

[00:58:28] yeah I'm gonna do it go to Japan it gets good that moon pussy that does

[00:58:34] sound like something that's someone I got dispatched over there said Adam used to

[00:58:38] be a moon raker this guy you see how you find every K get it every K-hole

[00:58:44] I'm falling in some K-hole

[00:58:46] yeah hopefully I'm falling in a back at home

[00:58:50] getting some Kim Jung poo falling into a K-hole so good I fell into some K-hole

[00:58:57] last night fuck that MSG I have made love to many races yeah you're a worldly

[00:59:10] lover respect brother respect yeah well Michael you said a joke about how he

[00:59:14] didn't want to be a pins on the map guy we'd be like oh Sri Lanka I fucked

[00:59:21] someone from Sweden I'd like to get more worldly with the yeah I've got some

[00:59:26] Scandinavian poo I some fuck some date is a girl from Denmark okay yeah yeah yeah

[00:59:32] cool great act which she was like a sloth but she just happened to be from

[00:59:36] oh that's a good yeah dude no I'm rich and she was born and raised in Denmark

[00:59:40] sorry man that counts it counts she just happened to be like ethnically like

[00:59:44] Russian or simple you fuck the Russian bro I'm African yeah I'm Eastern

[00:59:49] European all right well then I fucked ethnically Scandinavia women they just

[00:59:53] happened to be like American or whatever there we go yeah big women big fat big

[00:59:59] fat ass women I love that shit yeah love them built like Vikings yeah I'm

[01:00:03] putting really reminded me of like she was well the data shit she would wear like

[01:00:06] data scroll is nice because it's like you know first of all no condom you know

[01:00:10] just because it's like none it's it's it's like when you eat their chocolate you

[01:00:15] know it's still candy but because there's like a little boat on the box it's like

[01:00:18] a nice village you're like oh this isn't candy this is healthy kid it's

[01:00:21] health and candy yeah yeah use real sugar this is actually so we go without a

[01:00:28] rubber yeah big nice fat pussy too felt like whale blubber yeah no joke that's

[01:00:33] what this girl her pussy was wet as hell yeah my penis just slid in it was

[01:00:37] incredible so I've been wet like you have to bath them on and I fucked I fucked up

[01:00:41] into her pussy because she was taller and I like kind of like and we fucked

[01:00:44] standing up for a while it felt great yeah fuck a taller girl standing up she

[01:00:48] went back and she's like I let a tiny amount inside of me he said I felt

[01:00:53] squishy yeah I went to America and I made what did they work to me and

[01:00:57] smoking I get a mistake it horrible mistake I brought back from New York a

[01:01:06] coffee mug shirt and a boatload of regret yeah right they like the customs

[01:01:12] inspectors in Denmark are like looking in her pussy like we have a really

[01:01:17] kind to let you back in there like spider waves hey guys I'm in her pussy

[01:01:23] yeah I'm like hey I'm gonna fuck you're more chocolate please

[01:01:27] bring the bullfrog give me some more waffles yeah well whatever dude I'm gonna

[01:01:37] leave the fucking resistance I don't care what you say dude I'm sorry I'm sorry

[01:01:39] I'm gonna be any result you'll have to die by my hand you'll be killed I don't

[01:01:42] want it to be anybody else man yes I'm gonna look in your eyes I'm sorry I'll

[01:01:47] kiss you on the lips goodbye my friend what's the intense Catholic stream

[01:01:54] Deus vult or whatever I have no idea what you talk damn like some like the guy

[01:01:58] I don't know you say these things and it's been pointed out a million times yeah I

[01:02:01] know what is the get you put on me to say like I don't know what the fuck

[01:02:07] you're probably got you read a lot of wicked no I've just again tried healthy

[01:02:11] chocolates and unprotected yeah plus nuts up and bitches from them it smells like

[01:02:17] fart in the soft we were yeah you did we're sharing a microphone earlier yeah

[01:02:21] you guys are fucking John Carter a junior Carter Johnny Cash we're back we're

[01:02:26] back to back right now I'm on heroin yeah and you're leaving your family your

[01:02:33] fucking church ass family I'm a little bit cunt now a little bit guy have a

[01:02:38] dick yeah thanks man well you're back Nick you're making fun of me I've been

[01:02:44] good good to be back I like next that he was making progress he was like yeah

[01:02:49] I'm a bad person but I'm fine with it now yeah I don't know it's weird that your

[01:02:55] brain can just get fucked up and be like have morals yeah for a second there

[01:03:00] God what a awful three weeks terrible terrible suddenly was aware of the

[01:03:04] consequences of all my actions gross isn't it it's fucking horrifying thank

[01:03:10] God they just fucking gave me pills to make it go what if we go back to your

[01:03:16] nice dream what a bad sweetheart take this pill you'll be alright we're gonna

[01:03:20] tuck you in let's take the fucking handcuffs off yeah good night clock look

[01:03:25] good night Nick good night lithium you know Westchester expensive ass suburb

[01:03:33] but imagine it was called breast Chester okay even more expensive yes oh dude

[01:03:38] you have to press breaster I'm I'm saying I guess I never announced that my

[01:03:43] diagnosis from the doctor and I don't want to talk about this shit too much

[01:03:47] because I don't want to like harp on it or like change my branding but it's

[01:03:50] true brimming well I don't I don't want to become like a mental health guy but

[01:03:53] like if you're out there and you have like a similar thing you're looking for

[01:03:56] somebody to relate to like now you know in the media there is a guy that also

[01:03:59] has a little bit of PT Bd which is post-traumatic breast disorder doctor said

[01:04:06] I fucked a titty too big oh you titty fuck too big a titty and now I got

[01:04:12] trauma because ability is important yeah right and the psychiatrist goes well

[01:04:16] what happened is when your penis disappeared into those sweet big titties

[01:04:19] you lost your way right and then you realize you got to thrust a couple more

[01:04:23] times you'll see the head of your day that's right that's right you got scared

[01:04:26] your dick was so lighted you don't have object burn my dick out yeah you got

[01:04:32] the boobies at your day huh you're boobies at my dick yeah it's just you

[01:04:37] know when I I'm sitting there watching my fucking buddies die face down in those

[01:04:41] big-ass tits it's like for what just some titty milk you can't milk just to

[01:04:45] come on them make the president's dad happy yeah you know no for what for what

[01:04:50] what is it good for nothing war yeah except fucking up two weeks of your

[01:04:55] life it's so funny how like people can diagnose themselves with PTSD over like

[01:05:00] anything now there was like well nevermind no I mean hold on give it a say I

[01:05:09] mean something you have PTSD from baldness I don't know I just cut my hair

[01:05:12] short and I just kind of like the style you know like you could you got enough

[01:05:15] hair you could grow that shit out dude no how dare you mother it does try no

[01:05:20] no no I know we try to do here you fucking as well trying to gas me up so

[01:05:24] I come through with this stringy ass fucking comb over and I'm the object of

[01:05:28] even more ridicule I can't I cannot survive that hairstyle there you go

[01:05:33] cuz you've been locked up in your apartment for three weeks I don't honestly

[01:05:37] if you lost weight the hair is probably hidden underneath your scalp it's just

[01:05:41] thing oh dude if you lost weight obviously you had a full head of hair

[01:05:44] last episode we were talking about how I'm but I'm about to fuck get the

[01:05:47] Brian fucking her lacquer hair treatment dude that motherfucker looks good

[01:05:50] have you seen him recently pretty a prior like bro oh my god he's got a beautiful

[01:05:54] headache so he looks I mean LeBron did it a couple times yeah but LeBron you

[01:05:58] can tell with LeBron yeah it's tough black hair is a still a mystery to white

[01:06:02] scientists yeah we don't know how to do it we met in the laboratory I thought

[01:06:07] we're black I was gonna bald I just get a tattoo of a haircut yes like man you

[01:06:12] always lined up yeah mm-hmm dude look at this it looks like a

[01:06:18] two-page no don't say that like a scientist a scientist a scientist it's

[01:06:25] like a dork come on man like the most bad ass middle of the scientist and he

[01:06:29] got paid this from a microscope and he's like you see the problem is is they

[01:06:32] trying to do a follicle transplant but with black folk you need to do a

[01:06:37] follicle tree

[01:06:39] there's a different kind of white hair yeah follicle that's but once you focus

[01:06:45] on the science of follicles the fellow callality situation I got dudes you got

[01:06:51] look at these fellows yes no I'll be home at six o'clock sorry that was my

[01:06:54] daughter fellow callality I was saying is these fellows yeah he's gonna grow when

[01:07:00] you yell at him go grow your ass better grow your ass right I think Brian

[01:07:07] like looks like a dork dude he looks listen I'm not saying it's a good style

[01:07:10] move I'm just saying hair is possible man all right you could spend like ten

[01:07:14] thousand dollars you get a real deal not do that I would do that at some point

[01:07:18] my life I think so I'm saying just become a wigs guy you switch it up every day

[01:07:21] yeah is not a bad idea because I feel like be your first week I've been

[01:07:26] thinking about a fucking curly mullet for so long dude just like a fucking just

[01:07:30] like a fucking in his prime Diego Maradana just like just wet mollis

[01:07:36] curly you know we were talking about around what would be what would be ideal

[01:07:39] if you could like if you could like get your brain put in a robot or in a

[01:07:43] computer whatever and I kind of landed on it would be nice to agent Smith people

[01:07:47] are you jumping their body if I wasn't really here but I mean I could just like

[01:07:52] yes you were just fucking turn into somebody else yeah I like that yeah for

[01:07:58] any situation racism and then oh they're a race forever they're a race for

[01:08:01] ever you can't go back in you can't leave and then I know once I leave they're

[01:08:05] done they're dead they're dead that's a lot that's a lot it's a lot to do with

[01:08:09] Airbnb they're chickless out I'm in my apartment I'm listening I remember all

[01:08:15] of the sudden the Kirkland brand cookies yes but I don't have a Costco

[01:08:19] membership I transport into the body of someone at the Costco and Regal Park

[01:08:24] or wherever it is yeah get the right here just go ahead and eat them in the

[01:08:28] store well then I accidentally go to Regal Park first okay I gotta go back

[01:08:32] here that guy's dead you kill a vendor Regal Park finally pick it up an abundance of 12th

[01:08:39] family fucking dead in the middle of the street gone police have no interest in

[01:08:43] solving the none whatsoever they felt like good rittens his family has to

[01:08:46] assume it was some sort of gang reprisal and identified the wrong man

[01:08:50] yes even though there's no bullet holes or any indication there's no body his

[01:08:53] brain is melted it's just melted and leaking out ice with you so he's bleeding

[01:08:57] out of the ears yeah his brain his brain matter is melting out of his

[01:09:00] skull it's plutonium from KG no fucking idea yep his Russians trying to attack

[01:09:05] a job at all times yeah anyway said I'm in Costco eat the cookies right there in

[01:09:11] the in the in the aisle and they're like ma'am what are you doing you can't

[01:09:14] just eat those ma'am and when they go to shaker and you're fishing the last

[01:09:17] cookie yeah it just drops dead I dreamt sport out and then I'm back in my

[01:09:21] apartment I've eaten the cookies none of the caloric repar I love that because

[01:09:25] I'm actually gaining weight it's a fucking body you don't give you credit

[01:09:29] to you don't you don't get enough credit about thinking is your bad but your bad

[01:09:34] but you make sure you treat your body right that's right yeah that's really

[01:09:38] you know what a lot of villains they get real fat of course they get lazy

[01:09:42] that's why they always have canes yeah you that's why they end up alone dude

[01:09:45] goddamn right it's not cuz they're bad people it's because they don't make do

[01:09:48] the put the effort in to stay hot put the effort in and you people like hot

[01:09:52] people you can either be you can either be good or hot yeah what do you want to

[01:09:55] be you can't be ugly and bad you can you can ugly and bad charming no they

[01:10:00] don't see through you every time stop or they will not lose women you will never

[01:10:05] keep somebody through him yeah I just being fat make it hard to see through me

[01:10:10] dude because you take up a lot of space yeah no you're thick okay you know what

[01:10:17] I don't like to turn this fucking up is she's taken I'm sorry I will be able to

[01:10:21] get women to love me okay I'm doing work on myself in therapy now you know over

[01:10:27] six months you know you it's all I'm not taking mental health advice from you

[01:10:31] Mullen so I'm not doing a fucking electric cord three days ago it's not

[01:10:34] mental health advice it's the truth what he was doing that was very what were you

[01:10:38] what are you doing I lost it dude don't make fun of me okay go ahead he was

[01:10:45] having a hard time yeah no I really just snapped you snapped yeah yeah weak no

[01:10:50] not a week it just like built I got get these like obsessive thoughts and I

[01:10:54] get them out of my fucking head yeah it's about dumb bullshit Mark Wahlberg

[01:10:58] working out his gym yeah right and then and then I would like I had to like you

[01:11:02] know you want to externalize him so you can like process yeah and then I'm

[01:11:05] just like you know and then it's like okay well I'm just I just need to see a

[01:11:08] doctor or whatever and then I have to see I have to see a doc I have to see a

[01:11:12] doc I have to see a doc I need to like just get like stuck on this shit you're

[01:11:15] doing a Jeff Goldblum kind of they would you II II II I want I was like I was like

[01:11:21] my head was just like moving so fast that I couldn't like stop and like

[01:11:25] sentences and shit and then and then yeah it was just like yeah it was just

[01:11:30] it was weird yeah I got weird no we're all gonna be alright dude we're all gonna be

[01:11:34] fine even though we're bad and fat whatever and you know ball just gonna

[01:11:37] you're gonna heal up you're gonna be bad and hot thank you Dan you won't thank

[01:11:41] you Dan but next gonna be the head Cardinal in the Catholic Church you'll

[01:11:45] have me killed I'm just gonna be an Isis and just wondering what happened to the

[01:11:49] band yep I'll be leaving the army of the tall oh fuck I'm gonna oh that's right

[01:11:55] it's gonna be Fox in the hand the future

[01:11:57] I'll tell you that I'm so sad I just may be so sad to see Fox the

[01:12:05] story good why was that a children's I don't know but you'll tell you what it

[01:12:13] does it makes me feel like that that was like my favorite movies oh I loved it

[01:12:17] just watch it over and over again you're like this is what life's about yeah you

[01:12:22] grow to hate everything you healthier as a child how do you not fucking start

[01:12:26] smoking cigarettes after I was the point that yeah but you got to go right

[01:12:31] buddy yeah go get you more motherfucking famous I'm gonna get that boat money

[01:12:34] he's got to go fucking ride a boat get his dick sucked fucking starboard lead

[01:12:40] the army of the tall thanks a lot Dan it's really nice have someone over six

[01:12:43] foot on the pod hey man I was let you guys know Nick it'll be nice to draft

[01:12:47] you into the army you'll obviously bridge the army of the tall with

[01:12:50] Catholicism that's why I should be killed at some point I'll contribute what I

[01:12:55] can okay my awful jeans should be eradicated were Hitler went wrong all

[01:13:00] this other right now right we're gonna write this one up no hold on he wasn't

[01:13:04] wrong what to hear about he wasn't about let's hear about let's hear him out

[01:13:06] he went wrong by having a girlfriend uh-huh you know and and thinking that he

[01:13:12] would be a part of the world he was trying to get you know you know you knew

[01:13:16] fucking didn't do that Jesus Christ yeah he had the right answer we're gonna

[01:13:19] create this weird system to manipulate the Jews again drill to our band and

[01:13:25] then we're going to martyr me so that people know it's real he got a little

[01:13:28] pussy before he died though right into the theory that he was like Mary Magdalene

[01:13:32] was like a fag hag he was just like a gay guy you know okay sorry no never

[01:13:37] run there I don't know that was a theory I like that because it's 12 guys here

[01:13:40] this this guy's trying to call Jesus a homosexual I can't be on a podcast with

[01:13:44] this yeah sorry sorry this was over but we can't do that dude anyway that's the

[01:13:49] note you want to end on we had a nice thing there saying Hitler was right

[01:13:53] and you have to come in and all and mock it up Jesus Christ a homosexual all

[01:13:59] right Mark Wahlberg will never do the podcast now this is no a back issue yeah

[01:14:03] I was gonna do come town I thought it would be good for my career I got a

[01:14:06] book down there for both the nutrients for I found out that Aaron called Jesus a

[01:14:10] homosexual I don't like this Aaron got fucking Vietnam is kid that fuck

[01:14:14] if he needs to get air and always going into chaos because I'll tell you this

[01:14:17] if I was on that podcast that conversation when you're done now I would

[01:14:22] change them all right guys go fucking go watch all a damn shit

[01:14:26] desert our fire dance order calm we this coming out today we're going to the

[01:14:32] fucking we're at autobar today we're in Baltimore today so come to the show I

[01:14:37] am gonna be in Charlottesville the 17th and then back in Baltimore 18th doing a

[01:14:43] show slash gallery opening my little brother with his artwork at spending

[01:14:46] brewing company and then I'm at Philly the good good comedy theater so please

[01:14:51] come out to those by tickets stavi dot biz and then also me and the boys will

[01:14:56] be doing a live pod in Cleveland on the second and then in Boston on the third

[01:15:01] go to stavi dot biz stv y dot biz I got links for everything and then I'm also

[01:15:07] in Fairfield Connecticut on the seventh and then more shows coming up guys

[01:15:11] thank you so much huh there's no funny moms on the 13th tomorrow there's no

[01:15:16] funny moms because some traveling issues with all of us but we were back on the

[01:15:20] 27th all right guys thank you so much thanks for listening thanks to Big Dick

[01:15:23] Danny for doing it bye

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