Cum Town | Premium | 08/20/2018
[00:00:00] Make your father suck your dick your father suck your dick. Hi, hoe the merio your father suck your dick
[00:00:09] Hello everyone and welcome to come town. We're back with a late bonus
[00:00:14] We've had some we had some travel problems
[00:00:18] Adams private jet from Long Island got held up. Yeah, he was I actually take blade, which is the uber for chopper
[00:00:27] Yeah, a lot of people know this but as soon as we finish recording the podcast we all just get individually tucked away in tiny shoe boxes
[00:00:33] Mm-hmm, and we do absolutely nothing until it's time. No, we have no lives
[00:00:41] Nothing to the fact that one of us is completely immobile now
[00:00:51] American cities yeah shots out that when it came out the Charlottesville Philly be more you do it seated
[00:00:57] I did a seated dude off the stool on my marriage Cosby style Cosby style. Yeah kicking knowledge. Yeah, let everybody know how
[00:01:12] Is back on the menu. Yeah, yeah me too is a genteau raped like a four-year-old boy. Yeah, I think it was two
[00:01:18] Yeah, it was a two-year-old boy. She shoved an entire baby into her post
[00:01:23] Yeah, and they gave birth into it and gave birth to it and shoved it back in there
[00:01:27] She can't be at least he birthday this baby, and it was all a talking baby
[00:01:31] So it's old enough to remember what's going on look who's talking. It was like I don't
[00:02:13] Check again that your baby baby's gone. Yeah, it's actually my baby
[00:02:20] Want you to think of a baby now check your pussy again. Oh my god. This is the baby
[00:02:25] Yeah, she did that. Yeah, I didn't hear she had sex with a 17 year old the 17 year old
[00:02:35] Child actor child actor. She played the kids mom and then seems okay and paid him off
[00:02:41] She played the kids much she knew him since he was six years old
[00:02:45] Tricky little tell room like blows the kid he's traumatized about it
[00:02:51] She pays him the kid gets a lawyer and threatens to sue and then they get like they settle for like three hundred eighty thousand dollars
[00:02:58] Huh before you say that sounds okay. It is legally statutory rate. Yes, the age is a consent in California. No, no don't get me wrong
[00:03:05] It's wrong. Yeah, having you know it is that is the thing you have to fight whenever you hear one of these
[00:03:09] We're like damn that sounds pretty cool. Well, you don't have to fight anything
[00:03:12] I mean if that's how you feel say it well, but I mean you should you should you should be a grown woman who knows a six-year-old
[00:03:20] That like from you know known him for years and like fuck some when he's 17
[00:03:23] That's weird. Yeah, but as a seven thinking of me as a 17 year old
[00:03:28] Would I like to get blown by a someone whose name sounds like cheese by the way?
[00:03:34] Yeah, I would love to be blown by a just like
[00:03:37] Yeah, I was 20 I blacked out one time at a party and I came to I was in the bathroom fucking this like 40 year old
[00:03:57] Fucking rad when you came to it didn't feel good. Oh, no. No. Yeah
[00:04:05] Yeah, no, so I mean I granted yeah, maybe so I've you know
[00:04:09] There is so it's kind of not explicitly, you know as bad as some other things
[00:04:14] But if you know we're gonna make yourself a leader of the me too movement. Yeah, and then he's not honestly paying off a
[00:04:21] Legal child that you had said, you know, you know, of course just step back and I'm gonna say it's a bad look
[00:04:26] Yeah, I'm gonna officially make that one of Stavi's bad looks of the week. Yeah, there you go
[00:04:31] Asia, Sargento stick to making pepper Jack shredded pepper. Well. Yeah, so that so me too is now officially over
[00:04:38] Times up still going strong though. Nice. Oh, yeah
[00:04:42] So wait, no, no it feels like times up is over and me too is back
[00:04:45] Well, she was me too and then they rebranded as times up but isn't times up for a few lawyers in Hollywood
[00:04:51] Yeah, we're like we need like our own meat to so wasn't but isn't it hot. Okay. Yeah, we're gonna read the responses on Twitter
[00:04:59] Just some excellent tags. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Yeah, this doesn't diminish what Harvey Weinstein did
[00:05:05] It's like no one's saying it does. Yeah, yeah, but also yes, it does
[00:05:11] The absolutely diminishes it. It's called an eye for an eye. Yeah, it's the cornerstone of any successful society
[00:05:16] That's right. How Marabi do is vengeance. He's still on all our money is Hammurabi
[00:05:21] Uh-huh is cutting somebody's head off because they looked at your daughter
[00:05:25] That's the kind of world I want to live unless they are related to her in which case free pussy
[00:05:29] You know what I mean? That's how it works
[00:05:31] My friend was telling me this weekend that he he listened to this thing about how
[00:05:36] People lived in ancient Greece nice. Hey, or ancient maybe it was ancient room
[00:05:40] But that people would have a house and in one house. It was the wife and the kids in the next door house
[00:05:48] Man and then the boy. Yeah. Yeah, really and then he wouldn't go and see his kids. Oh boy. Yeah, man boy
[00:05:56] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't really have a man cave so much as a boy
[00:06:11] I saw a boy cave. Yeah, so he's a very flavored lube for him
[00:06:20] And then like he wouldn't I guess it wasn't the custom to see your child into their five
[00:06:24] So you would would not be present in the next door house. Really that was just for impregnating a woman
[00:06:30] So that yeah, he supported away from the pussy though. You gotta get a little boy pussy to tie you over and then your boy
[00:06:36] Love family. There's the I'm john mad here for boy caves. I wish I could do a good john mad
[00:06:43] No, we should do it. That would be a fun riff out is john mad and sponsoring a boy cave installation
[00:06:50] And you get on your bus. That's it. He's got the mobile one. I got a boy bus
[00:06:55] Yeah, back steak house. No rules just right
[00:07:04] No rules literally on the brush getting your fucking guy. Can you imagine being a little penis john mad
[00:07:21] Well as you can see my balls get stuck here
[00:07:25] Sort of a defensive maneuver a lot of people would think that it's it's uh, it's it's mostly to hurt the child
[00:07:36] See what you're gonna want to do is get blood russian to your penis making it hard
[00:07:40] Thing you're gonna want to insert it in an orifice typically the asshole of the child
[00:07:44] That's right. Yeah, and then you're gonna want to hump it and then come
[00:07:49] Great take great take. Who's the other guy that's with a
[00:07:53] Some are all yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know john. I don't know about fucking all these boys
[00:07:58] You know, I mean you want to be more conservative with the amount of boys you fuck what time I was watching uh
[00:08:04] It was a back in the day. I want to talk too many of
[00:08:10] NFL sunday and was mad in some role and then they're like, uh, yeah coming up this week on
[00:08:20] And then it showed like these like uh, they're like gangbangers that are also homosexual. I love it. And then suck your dick
[00:08:37] Try and you just pop your head out the window and try and suck someone's dick real quick
[00:08:55] I didn't know what that would look like. You really like check this out
[00:08:59] This some guys penis hanging out of his shorts a little bit
[00:09:02] The gig and gets their lips on it through their fucking
[00:09:06] I was in an impression that those gangs are gay. Yeah, that's true. They're all gay. It is kind of it's pretty gay
[00:09:12] Well, I mean, that's why it's a west coast thing
[00:09:15] So I got gangs out here. Yeah, but not like in in southern california. They don't match their wardrobe
[00:09:20] We all go to dress the same. Yeah, we're gonna get little bright color scoffs
[00:09:26] Those scoffs are gonna wave around at each other and then oh, yeah
[00:09:30] Show us a story about Isaac. Here's they moved to la like to do comedy, but they were to south central
[00:09:37] We were either let's say they were in crip territory, right?
[00:09:41] And i think like who is just to the nerd like look wise
[00:09:45] Too skinny as wearing a red polo and just a guy in a blue shirt comes up
[00:09:55] Like the idea of Isaac Hirsch getting murdered
[00:10:09] Curves so funny. Yeah, but anyway when they like he did like the read for the for the gay gang thing
[00:10:15] And then they go back and like they're there's like a silence and then he goes and that is truly
[00:10:38] It's just like the read that like for like a this week on cops or like america's this one or whatever and just that beautiful old man
[00:10:50] Shout out to pat summer off people say he was a fucking big time drunk
[00:10:53] Oh, he was like drunk up all the time good for him. Yeah, that's funny dude
[00:10:57] It's like because you can be a celebrity and just be a complete alcohol. Yeah, i'm still functional
[00:11:01] Totally it's kind of an easy job except for where you need to be drunk all the time. Yeah, you know, oh you mean
[00:11:07] the being an alcoholic is easy being no being
[00:11:11] You know a celebrity like no, no being any kind of oh, yeah
[00:11:14] Yeah, i'm thinking about like kelsey grammar on three. Yes. Yeah, well he was like on a ton of shit
[00:11:24] Niles let's take a look at these paintings
[00:11:26] Yeah, and he's like a pretty holy god worth a horse
[00:11:33] Of freezier who was like also the producer of cheers and a lot of other big sitcoms said that it was the most remarkable thing
[00:11:39] He's ever seen apparently jill in walking scenes in home improvement was just sucking
[00:11:45] They would take a car and then you would have these just boys come in and she is your gento's style
[00:11:56] Stop these things stop it dude stop you're being disrespectful
[00:11:59] You know how this is my home dude. I'm gonna watch for these on the putting putting these germs and my shit
[00:12:07] The web good or bad is it bad? It's probably bad
[00:12:16] You know so much mileage out of the internet being potentially bad. Oh, yeah
[00:12:23] Matt who wins the last time you watched it like a lot of teams are using it to post pictures of your ass
[00:12:30] My son took a picture of my ass and he put it on the internet now men are masturbating
[00:12:35] Other men are masturbating. I'm a 47 year old man
[00:12:38] I've gone my entire life without being masturbated to
[00:12:41] And now my son's room if just my fat my flat pancake cheeks are getting
[00:12:45] Mm-hmm loads blown. I was made an account with a picture of my ass called spank hill
[00:12:56] And now I get phone calls all day long for men trying to quote unquote raw dog me
[00:13:07] They would do that they'd be like one story. Yeah
[00:13:09] Yeah, there's one kid epidemic right you know kids trying to get their father's raped
[00:13:20] The teens have teams the teens are online and they got their own slang and that's what you know why we've allocated
[00:13:27] Literally hundreds of thousands of dollars in this police department to educate parents on the slang
[00:13:32] Yeah, yeah, yeah, not illegal by the way, but the police department felt it was necessary to just blow
[00:13:41] Doing community outreach so so parents know when you see your teens say something like
[00:13:51] Which every teen is saying which means your team is an HIV positive dominant homosexual
[00:13:57] Hello, well, this means laugh out loud you might see that often paired with raw dog me daddy
[00:14:08] Now raw dog means having sex without a conduct their backing
[00:14:14] Bug juice that refers to the semen that contains the HIV
[00:14:23] Why don't you say beetle juice into my ass three times
[00:14:26] And let's make uh michael let's get we're going out and we're getting some michael keaton tonight
[00:14:31] Which is slang for finding HIV positives semen. Yep, and then spitting it into your partner's ass three times
[00:14:39] To make to make beetle juice appear, which is of course a positive HIV test
[00:14:44] so when you if you see your teens say uh
[00:14:48] Brb that means be right back often followed by I just met beetle juice
[00:14:58] That shit do you see speaking of cops spending money on dumb shit?
[00:15:01] Do you see those cops that were just leet like had trucks full of jordans and they were just leaving them?
[00:15:06] Yeah, they were just leaving them unattended and then they waited until teen stole the shoes
[00:15:12] The hood of the car in the middle of the hood. Yeah, I looked at the cops are like
[00:15:16] She can't go no problems by the way. There's no issues in chicago. There's nothing. No trap energy
[00:15:25] Not there's not a single person at the police department whose job it is to be like okay in is there any way anyone could interpret this as racist?
[00:15:35] Let them go through even have a consideration second just consider
[00:15:43] Jordan Jordan. Yeah, we're gonna put a box of fried chicken
[00:15:55] And if any everybody will catch somebody that fried chicken. It's unbelievable that it was literally jordans
[00:16:06] This weekend on Long Island. I was watching tv. I'll be there 922
[00:16:09] Is an on Long Island or in long I think they say on Long Island because I said in Long Island on the patreon people got mad at me
[00:16:16] I believe it's on we were watching this show on tlc is called 90 day fiance. It's like where pew
[00:16:24] And we'll ease our Argento reality show
[00:16:29] They killed himself because his wife was cheating on him with a baby
[00:16:33] That is really fun, please get that baby out of your pussy. That's mine. That's my
[00:16:41] What's his name? Bourdain. It's basically Obama about people finding
[00:16:46] And I'm also around yeah, and I'm right
[00:16:55] They find like people online or whatever and they fall in love with them
[00:16:58] And they bring them to the states and then in order to get a green card you have to get married within 90 days
[00:17:03] So a lot of them are just like, you know horny like middle-aged men like they're paying like Asian women
[00:17:08] They're like yeah, like I like Filipino style women like I've been married four times
[00:17:15] Those kind of guys there's one guy that was clearly getting catfished by a columbian
[00:17:19] Man who's just setting him dudes from some random woman. She had like different tattoos instead of filipi
[00:17:24] You know, it's filipi hole and it's a sounding community. Yeah, that's that's good too
[00:17:27] Asian people they're like yeah, I love to get uh
[00:17:30] Will you shove a pencil on my dickhole? Yeah, that's
[00:17:34] Yeah, I'm filipi hole. Yeah. Yeah, I'm actually Korean
[00:17:41] We're having a pencil shoved in my dick hole
[00:17:44] In this filipi hole. That's filipi hole. He's got a name like
[00:17:47] Juan Sanchez. Yeah, I love that. I love when they when they have Sanchez
[00:17:51] There's this massively fat woman from Georgia. She's like got like a super deep voice from like 80 years of smoking sick
[00:17:59] Awesome. Hell yeah and some Nigerian guy. Yes his rotor of Facebook message
[00:18:03] Please let me touch on you are so beautiful
[00:18:05] Oh my god. He stole my heart right there and then
[00:18:09] So they start like they start messaging and stuff and then she's like I see he's been interacting with other women on social media
[00:18:17] And I'm gonna propose to him. I'm gonna say you're gonna get married to me or we're gonna break up because I can't do this anymore
[00:18:25] So she could show fall over there show falls here tonight. Yeah, damn
[00:18:29] They got that kind of budget on 90 day fiancee page. I mean well, I guess the production staff had to pay but whatever
[00:18:35] It's it's a fucking sick show. It's really
[00:18:38] I'm trying to get into reality shows more reality shows. I gotta do that
[00:18:41] It is a really good job. I'm gonna watch this. I'm off social media. I should get back into fucking hg tv
[00:18:45] Yeah, yeah, I've been watching chopped like it's my damn job
[00:18:49] I love chopped so he's like I cannot have any pictures of you on my phone
[00:18:54] Because if I get pulled over by police then they see people pictures of a white woman
[00:18:58] They gonna think I'm a scammer and I'm definitely not a scammer
[00:19:03] Because everyone think because I'm Nigerian that I'm a scam
[00:19:07] It's a stereotype that I have to deal with all the time. It must suck to be the actual prince of Nigeria
[00:19:15] Probably but who we do that good luck Jonathan
[00:19:21] His name. Oh no his friends being like, oh, you know what I'm going to call you
[00:19:34] I guess the Nigeria and there's like, you know, fucking this
[00:19:37] Fat like just real quick guy jerry. Yeah
[00:19:42] And then she gets to the house and it's like I would like to suck on your penis
[00:19:45] Go ahead at him or even better Nigeria and his shit
[00:19:56] And she gets off the plane she gets to his house, you know, and this is like dirt
[00:19:59] So we're talking some like big fat. I'm guessing blonde southern bitch. Yeah, but she's like a grand coming up next on big fat
[00:20:06] I'm guessing blonde southern bitch. Yeah, you got it. Yeah, and she's like, um, yeah, I guess I'm blonde
[00:20:14] She's like so anyway. I got you a gift from the united states and she pulls out a maga hat a trump t-shirt
[00:20:21] Yes, american flags like a whole like what is this bitch?
[00:20:26] So she's going she's literally going to Africa to try and get an immigrant
[00:20:38] She makes this every guy put on all the trump stuff. He's like, this is so cool
[00:20:55] What is this million dollar extreme stuff all about
[00:21:01] I don't think so. Yeah, well, bama would be a good name. Mm-hmm. What happened him?
[00:21:04] He had he was hot in the streets. Well, the barack obama's not pressing the election. No, no, no, no. Yeah, he was saying shots
[00:21:10] Yeah during the election. He was like everywhere. I'm on the trump train. Yeah. Yeah
[00:21:15] That was so funny. I feel like Malik should be something. I feel like foxy you should have him still talking
[00:21:20] What's going on on fox news now? Does anybody watch um there's m their mat at ms13
[00:21:26] They think that they're like trying to they're trying to kill you what did Laura angrim say that was like just outright racist. Oh
[00:21:36] American values are slipping or like immigrants don't yeah, they do a lot of that shit immigrants
[00:21:41] Yeah, our nation is changing with all this immigration. It's not what like america's should be. I mean just straight up like you know
[00:21:49] There's not white. That's what you say for this to be a war zone. Yeah, it's where like one shoulder pad
[00:21:54] Oh, yeah, we've gone into it, but it is but like I want to live in the movie hardware basically. Yeah, I've never seen hardware hardware is tight. Yes. Yeah
[00:22:12] I guess they're fixating a lot on how crooked hillary still and how they're she she was actually the one colluding with russia
[00:22:19] That is so awesome. I love that they're taking just like it's at you. You're doing it
[00:22:31] Speaking of gay politics shit who the fuck are the krasenstein brothers?
[00:22:35] These two scam artists that good for them, dude
[00:22:38] All of these scammers that are like resistance like people that have like oh, were they the children's book?
[00:22:44] Yeah, yeah, that shit you showed me I looked them up. I was like who the fuck are these?
[00:22:47] That that they're like multi-level marketing guys from florida really twin brothers and they're jacked that rules
[00:22:52] They found out that there are a bunch of people like dumb like baby boomers that are mad at trump and want to be like in the
[00:22:58] Resistance and stuff. Oh, so they were never like scam these people. They were never like political guys at all
[00:23:02] They just like were like they would be like the people that want then big ups. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like it
[00:23:07] It's a grift dude. I mean, they're children's book imagining like
[00:23:10] Just some asshole in their 2.2 million dollar fucking new jersey home shaking reading that
[00:23:22] Well, the best I was the best one was they have like what's the guys named muler? Yeah
[00:23:29] Robert they just have his ass. They have his ass
[00:23:35] Like they have him like shirtless with just a collar like it'd be weird or it'd be less weird if he was completely sure
[00:23:40] Yeah, he has like just a tie that you can pull on while you fuck him in the ass
[00:23:49] Yeah, I mean that I mean it is like really lame like the what those guys traffic like this like you sir are a traitor
[00:23:55] Yeah, oh they're those guys. They're like 50,000. They're the reply. They reply guy original trump reply guys
[00:24:01] Aviator sunglasses guy and then the dolphin emoji guy and they're like brothers. Mm-hmm interesting
[00:24:06] But yeah, I thought they were like like reporters or some shit if you could finesse it to like make money off a stupid like rich
[00:24:13] You know liberals dude. It's good for them. Yeah, I like them. I decided it's so easy to monetize like dumbass
[00:24:25] toilet paper on amazon by toilet paper in bulk and
[00:24:29] So I just typed in toilet paper and then I sorted it by like the top ranking and I think at the time
[00:24:36] I don't know if it's still the case the second most popular toilet paper on amazon trump space obama's face
[00:24:45] Damn, you probably made so much money on that dumbass idea. I wish I had that idea which
[00:24:50] First we do it. It's not new. They did that with bush. They did with a sound and london. Do you find like that's like yeah
[00:25:02] You know and they just shit bacon diarrhea all over it double fucking take that
[00:25:09] Yeah, guess what I looked at I raw dog me in the ass and coming in
[00:25:13] I wiped it with that cover by my dog dildo and
[00:25:17] bacon fat then fuck myself in the ass with it take that
[00:25:34] Yeah charlotte's web is all the interlinked common between my fingers after jacking up
[00:25:52] Then licked all the cum from in between my fingers
[00:25:56] I met this guy at the wedding in australian
[00:26:00] Nice and are he was like oh yeah, Adam's about to go there to tour and he's like oh, yeah great dude
[00:26:08] We'll have a great tom if you need any white heroin lately
[00:26:23] It's hard to get coke in australia. That's why they're always trying to do it when they come here
[00:26:27] Oh, that makes sense. They do feel like australians are always doing coke here
[00:26:31] Yeah, they just get off the plane. They're like yeah, wait, can we get some cake?
[00:26:36] In australia. Yeah, no, just imagine us like getting hooked on harrowid and Sydney missing the other two days. Yeah, just stay there
[00:26:45] Tying yourself off with a kangaroo tail
[00:26:48] Brose we can do the pod from australia. I think we started new life new life. This heroine guys in australia
[00:26:59] I would love to do that junkies. No, yeah, dude. Just junkies and sittin. We'll fucking rent out the opera house
[00:27:06] We'll live in that big ass opera. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. What do you guys think about living in the opera house?
[00:27:12] Doing heroin in there. Maybe they're all just like just steve urban was like damn
[00:27:20] Stingroy coming. I'm gonna go fuck with it
[00:27:31] That stingray was a fucking yeah, it was like the dark night dude stingray was batman
[00:27:35] No, and just go fuck with he was harpy then you know what I mean?
[00:27:40] They framed the stingray because I mean you would have the confidence to wrestle an alligator while on drugs on
[00:27:49] Yeah, sounds pretty fun actually. That's how you know
[00:27:52] It's the best drug is that if you can like you're like, well, what do I need to accompany this with? Oh staring at the wall
[00:27:58] Yeah, you'd literally have to do nothing. Just the most uncomfortable chair you've ever sat on and then just look at the ceiling while in that chair
[00:28:06] There could be a baby dying like in the next room and you'd have no idea
[00:28:10] Yeah, you're having so much fun on harry
[00:28:12] Yeah, I remember that story about that guy load his baby die because he was playing ever quest and
[00:28:22] Wait, what is every quest that's not the disney sounds like some gay elf type shit
[00:28:29] mmorpg what was the rpg with like the disney characters
[00:28:36] That's that's disney meets anime dude. Yeah, it's like disney dream collabo
[00:28:40] Yeah, who do you got else in there final fantasy guys? I think so. I don't know do they got any dead dead or alive
[00:28:47] Did you buy that game for christina? No, she bought some other game. I don't know what it was. Yeah
[00:28:53] Dead not yet. It's October October. It's I've been playing. I told you guys. I played that fucking uh
[00:28:59] I've been playing god of war. Nice. It's sick. Dude. I love it. I stopped gaming for a week
[00:29:03] Well, I was in baltimore. I was just I was laid up on the cat dude
[00:29:06] I was crados, you know, yeah, it's not jacked. You don't care about anybody
[00:29:13] You know, you can shit you spend your whole life killing people destroying them for power
[00:29:17] Yep, and now and then when you get it's like what is it?
[00:29:21] I can deal with this odin asshole. Yep. It's like I spent all this time
[00:29:26] Becoming the most vicious dude and then it's just yeah white supremacists get all the
[00:29:30] Very much. So I guess that makes sense. Odin is the it's coded. He's the noris. No, I mean
[00:29:37] I mean, yeah, that's that's why I identify with the story
[00:29:41] They got some son. You don't care about it. Yeah, son. Yeah, you probably have a son somewhere dude
[00:29:48] What if we were surprised with a child dude? That would suck ass
[00:29:52] Dude, some bitch came out of the woodwork now and was like, oh, you have a five-year-old
[00:29:57] That would suck so much that 40-year-old lady blacked out fucking
[00:30:06] Make a black to age your days. You decide what that would be a fucking
[00:30:13] She just fucking periodically checks up on your name because it's like, you know, I never loved that kid
[00:30:18] No, no chance. I hate him for the rest. Yeah, though he kids you have on purpose. It's gonna be a struggle. Oh, yeah
[00:30:23] Yeah, let alone the one that interrupts a gaming session to tell you he exists
[00:30:28] I love the kids. He says something dumb. Yeah, and there's just one time four years old they're like milk is just white water
[00:30:37] No, it isn't you fucking idiot fucking moron. It's something completely different you fucking it's I don't know exactly
[00:30:44] Ship of a cow's titties you fucking idiot dumbass child
[00:30:48] I mean it's probably water-based. I guess so you're sort of onto something really perry bible fellowship. No, no
[00:30:55] This is a comic strip. Is that one where the guy's uh putting a medal on his son that says you win
[00:31:01] You know and then the next one is him like loosening his tie and the child's crying and the mom's like
[00:31:07] Consoling the son and she's like Richard you have to stop doing this and it just says you lose on the
[00:31:15] Yeah, dude, it must be fucking I keep going back and forth between whether it's really easy or really hard to be apparent
[00:31:24] It's probably really hard. Oh, it's so easy. Do you think it's easy? No, absolutely no
[00:31:29] Seems like you just gotta work you can't fuck up ever and then like you probably can't
[00:31:33] Forever yeah, but children don't know yet how to not enjoy things so you can just like
[00:31:38] Put a movie on you're like wow a movie. Yeah, you're like but at a certain point that's gonna run out
[00:31:43] Yeah, no, you just keep putting on bridges of Madison count
[00:31:58] This seems kind of gay he was before all this gender bullshit. That was what a man woman looked like
[00:32:09] Zach Braff is a thirst commenter on Instagram
[00:32:14] Someone like put him on blast. He like just like model like famous model. He's like OMG and like the heart
[00:32:27] I bet you said I mean doing that to anyone but beautiful Julia never made sense. Yeah, of course sweet beautiful sweet gorgeous
[00:32:34] Just waiting she'll notice you deltiful pro wrestler. Julia have to be all of this like Russia stuff with Trump
[00:32:43] culminating in Russia invading the United States Julia being the leader of the army of course
[00:32:48] And then they take me you're the leader of the resistance
[00:32:50] I'm a leader of the resistance right and then of course
[00:32:53] I make sure that we lose so that I'm captured by Julia's army and then she spends years raping me
[00:33:19] Please stop raping me come yeah, you come from your rape and you prematurely ejaculate your rape
[00:33:47] God damn it Julia if you're listening and I know you are
[00:33:59] Nick would hate it. I would really hate that if Julia Vens raped me in a Russian prison
[00:34:10] Fuck dude for real though. I would enjoy it. Please do that Julia. Yeah, I saw a really good prison movie recently. Yeah
[00:34:17] Uh, brawling cell block 99. Oh, yeah, the Vince Vaughn movie about the sequel to wedding
[00:34:23] Crashes and it's bird landcaster and he collects turds and puts him on his window. Mm-hmm. People come by the like say uh
[00:34:30] What are you doing with all those turds on the
[00:34:33] What happened with the bird wait? Did he really collect birds? Yeah, he's a guy he learned everything about birds
[00:34:40] And then he like developed some kind of medicine for birds. It's an incredibly fucking boring story
[00:34:45] Yeah, it sounds horrible. It's outrageous and then he swims away. Is that the end of it? No, you're thinking of uh
[00:34:54] You think of the rock you think of the rock. Yeah
[00:34:57] Lusius go home and they just do something
[00:35:03] I tell I know I've told the story on the show before today
[00:35:06] I used to watch the rock on network television
[00:35:10] Winish go home and dance with the prom queen
[00:35:21] You know I have to problem. I love the sister dude get into some extra dancing. Yes 65 my girl
[00:35:35] I've been watching parks and rec. That's my fucking that's the show. I was on
[00:35:38] Well, I was at home. That's how I spent my days. You and your brothers
[00:35:42] It's a fucking good at show. It seems like they were having a lot of fun while they were making it
[00:35:46] It's absolutely a lot of fun on the sheet of jones
[00:35:49] Dime piece. I reshape my pants. The most famous guy that came out of it. Huh?
[00:35:53] Uh, what's his name? Who? Andy from parks and rec? Andy the dumb one. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, Chris Pratt. Yeah, Chris Pratt's killing it
[00:36:02] Aziz gets pussy Aziz. Louie did a guest like a parent and he's a horrible actor as a cop, right?
[00:36:08] Yeah, as the cop. He was really bad. It sucked. Was he a bad actor? Yeah, he's bad
[00:36:13] Did you ever see that movie that never came out? I love you daddy or whatever
[00:36:20] Uh, was it good? What's that? It's not about like I just Googled Chris Pratt
[00:36:24] So it's trying to see if he was in anything before yeah that because I don't remember him from anything
[00:36:29] No, I think I think that's the one that really popped him and just like celebrity insider Chris Pratt and Catherine
[00:36:35] Schwartz and agar may be in love, but they're not taking the relationship to the bedroom
[00:36:39] And it's like what really who is fucking reading this? Yeah, also like interest is like are they
[00:36:49] Like that's a little lie that guy because he's fucking idiots give interviews and they're like, oh, we're not flocking
[00:36:54] We do. Yeah, right right. I love the people believe whatever the interview say. Yeah, he's fucking Arnold's daughter
[00:37:01] Is that Arnold's daughter? Is she hot? I guess uh
[00:37:06] That's that's good bloodlines dude. Schwarzenegger and Kennedy. Yeah, you came over as a nazi and a grower mozzier
[00:37:15] NBC sitcom parks and recreation. Yeah, so I guess that well. I don't know this is first
[00:37:21] He's playing some other shit. Oh, he was on everwood. It's bright abbot. What a fucking would have done with that is
[00:37:34] Abbot I always thought a funny name for someone the WB is really like what if black people never existed
[00:37:43] Where everybody just lives like in a lake. Yeah, yeah, there's just never been a single black person
[00:37:49] There's so many black shows on wb. Yes. They were the wanes brothers
[00:37:55] I was I don't want wb. I think so. Yeah, no no no no the CW. Here's what happened. No, this is what happens
[00:38:00] No, no, let's see w and up was wb and up and I think merge or something. Yes, this is what every like startup channel does
[00:38:07] Wb was Jamie Foxx show here fox at the same shit. Yeah where you start as a black channel because it's underrepresented
[00:38:15] So you get your fucking advertising up and then slowly and that's what fox did they had like
[00:38:22] It was like all that like the golden age of that shit and then they got an NFL contract
[00:38:26] And there's like oh we're in the money now and then they just started phasing out black people and that's exactly what the CW did
[00:38:31] where they're like they built their network with all that kind of shit and then
[00:38:35] They were just like all right now. We're now we're white teens or whatever. Yeah. Well the CW came way after
[00:38:40] Yeah, yeah, I remember the CW came up wb transition from from black to white the Trinity when I was a kid was Fox
[00:38:48] UpN and those were the those were the three channels I watched
[00:38:52] Uh-huh um but yeah, that's weird. I guess the Jamie Foxx show was on wb
[00:38:56] Yeah, I've for whatever reason I thought it was on Fox. Yeah, remember fancy dude. She was fun. She really truly was she was so hot
[00:39:03] I love that all those shows have a gay life skin guy. Yeah, like that's who's the dummy. Yeah. Yeah
[00:39:09] Tom is dark. No, Tommy's not Tommy was dark. Yeah, fuck it trine said and he's also on Martin not
[00:39:15] Yeah, well, I was talking about it as an archetype like the guy that everyone shit. So yeah
[00:39:20] No, there's always popish popish light skin guys. Uh-huh they get my favorite
[00:39:26] And one of those shows girlfriends everyone was hot little something for everybody. You know I'm saying was that the one Monique?
[00:39:33] I'm Tracy Ellis Ross one tree hill felicity right yeah, the superman one. Yeah, there's small bill
[00:39:41] This is Greek. He's a doctor that moves to some small town up north and now he has to like drive his like vintage Jeep around town and figure out
[00:39:50] How to date when they're 40s the Alaska was in Alaska wasn't it? It's like northern something northern exposure? No, not northern
[00:39:57] Yeah, it was it was a shit is in Alaska. Laska doctor, right? Yeah. Yeah, I know treat William start in it because it was like
[00:40:04] That's not that's not in the mix with those shows. That's an old-ass show ever ever would oh ever would
[00:40:08] That was the show. Yeah, nevermind. Yeah, it was all like some other shit. Yeah. It was all like heavily molested like
[00:40:20] They look and pick them off the suck up pile. Yeah, these crystal clear blue eyes that were so sad
[00:40:27] And you pn yeah, you pn and wb merge and that was the CW. Yeah. Yeah, we did it boys some of that flavor that even though jamie fox show predated
[00:40:36] That oh yeah, wb no wb had a period where they were black and then they went for like all that
[00:40:41] I said upn was like it was for black people and then extreme nerds. Yeah. Yeah, it was an awesome combo
[00:40:49] It was the best for anime black eyes, right? You know, it's like you got some star trek. Yeah
[00:40:55] Yeah, the darkest family followed by a battle star galat
[00:40:59] The dark family a beautiful alliance, dude. Yeah, right. I love that shit. It lives on
[00:41:07] Know one has a shitty local but I mean huge no, of course that yeah that obviously does
[00:41:12] But what I'm saying is that is a lost thing the shitty like local fucking
[00:41:17] Oh, yeah, the shitty basic cable channel. But star trek isn't like a black nerd thing
[00:41:21] That's true deep space nine didn't catch as many of them as they know
[00:41:25] They tried with the tribe with wharf and leforge
[00:41:28] So which is like they're like we can't go full black. Yeah
[00:41:31] Yeah, they gotta have like a mess up. There's some regions on that
[00:41:41] For no reason for it's never been to earth
[00:41:48] Nah, I'm just saying man. It's like war four four
[00:41:54] You know, that's a clean wharf don't play that shit. Yeah, war four four the forge
[00:42:20] I'm gonna try and fuck with me like that
[00:42:24] Within a pau sack of each other. That means no, I ain't fucking
[00:42:37] Decisive and introducing a black or even black
[00:42:42] Was funny like they did that with Voyager like so every star trek has to like sell the show with the sexy lady of course
[00:42:49] Of course, every riot next generation had had Troy. Yeah, deep space nine had uh, dax
[00:42:55] And then with Voyager, they thought they could hook it on the Klingon bitch
[00:42:59] But she was just like two porta Rican I guess. Yeah, and so season seven
[00:43:03] They were like we gotta call it audible. You know, we gotta get like a big titty bitch in here
[00:43:10] It's like just who was just a parrotist. I don't remember who was it. Oh jerry ryan. She's like
[00:43:19] Okay, okay. Yeah, they brought they brought her on as who she's like she was so she's a Borg
[00:43:27] Doesn't understand the motions. She just had a little bit of metal shit on the side
[00:43:31] They took all the metal off her face, but then she was this big tidded like bimbo
[00:43:34] Like it just gets taken advantage of by the chinese guy
[00:43:38] Because because she doesn't know how to like navigate dating the chinese guy was all over that shit
[00:43:47] I would let her murder my penis. Of course
[00:43:50] We've discussed her a lot of people remind me to fucking wires
[00:43:52] When I brought up on the show that her assimilate my dick and her estate
[00:43:56] Illinois state senator husband would make her go to sex clubs and fucking front of people
[00:44:00] Yeah, that scandal made him lose his seat and not run for real life and obama and obama, right? Yeah
[00:44:06] Yeah, and that's that's how that's how america lost his way. Yeah, really because those big fat juicy
[00:44:13] That's because you know that's the thing is like
[00:44:15] You know, they say asia argentos she fucked up or whatever
[00:44:18] But if I could have lost my virginity to jerry ryan when I was in the fourth grade
[00:44:28] Yes, I could be I my living my life now. I could be in prison
[00:44:31] Uh just being stabbed every day. You know, be like life is yeah, beautiful just smiling
[00:44:39] Beautiful getting sodomized. Yeah thinking about getting your little life. Dicks up
[00:44:43] How could we break this man? It's like right he fucked seven or nine when he was in fourth grade
[00:44:49] She failed to tweet him on a couple months ago and I got it a boat. Did you
[00:44:58] I'm scared. I'm not you just known probably said the thing that you tweeted
[00:45:08] Damn dude. I'm like your serrano the birch iraq over here. Yeah, it's true. You got a big except you got the big nose
[00:45:13] Yeah, I'm the handsome. Yeah, you know, it's big dude. My
[00:45:16] Podma my girl podma guess knows, you know, I can't kiss normal. I have to do it spider-man mary jane style
[00:45:23] Mm-hmm. How about instead of big nose you swap the letters and it's a speaker that only plays rap music
[00:45:43] Mr. Mom, please we are not interested don't contact the boats corporation anymore
[00:45:53] All right, I'm gonna take this to the shiitago police department
[00:45:58] The police department's like that is the greatest idea he's ever heard in our entire lives
[00:46:09] Good jib get in here get the truck full of these out there on the street
[00:46:15] Stuff them in jordan stuffed in a fried chicken fight. It's a jordan that plays rap
[00:46:27] We've developed this it's a bomb that plays rap music and if you get too close to it
[00:46:32] It's come straight from here manual. It's a cash I criminals
[00:46:52] Dasha's telling me she gave the dare speech at like at the end of the dare at graduation
[00:46:57] Stute yeah, one of the kids gets a wins an essay writing competition. She gave it to her school
[00:47:04] And I promise everyone I will never join again
[00:47:28] Shouts out to the local gang in baltimore that was terrorizing people when I was growing up the angels of death
[00:47:39] They're they're like head the head of that gang went down because during a routine traffic stop
[00:47:44] He just came out with the blinky and started firing on the cop
[00:47:47] Like he just thought he was getting like he thought oh no the cops finally came on and it was just a traffic stop
[00:47:57] It was like a high-speed chase after that sounds like an angel of death to me when I was growing up in this mangalese name right angel of death
[00:48:04] Yeah, yeah, so you need a gang after joseph man
[00:48:09] Pops notation imagine like no props no props. No shot out. Just seriously. Let's give him his dude next to the severed
[00:48:17] Great doctor. Great doctor. Yeah, I guess I am the worst not
[00:48:22] That's fucking I guess all right in that context sure being the worst not she's really actually pretty pretty impressive. Yeah. Yeah, thanks to the catholic church
[00:48:31] Well, not according not according to some art dealer
[00:48:34] I watched this horrible documentary on a plane about mangal. No, no, it was about some art thief
[00:48:40] Then it's crown. No, no, it was pierce bros and no
[00:48:44] The bridges the mad yeah some art thief who claimed he he was working for the masahad and they killed
[00:48:54] It was one of the worst documentaries I've ever seen in my life
[00:48:57] It was done at first started like a biopic about this guy because he was a fascinating guy
[00:49:01] He was like an art thief and they become a Nazi hunter and then the guy starts just like
[00:49:09] Some British guy and then he clearly and then he starts and then I don't know where he starts talking about how much he loves street art
[00:49:14] And then they just because this guy's a Banksy wannabe and then he does it exit through the gish?
[00:49:19] Oh man and then the documentary takes a weird turn where the narrator the guy the art thief's like, okay
[00:49:25] How do I know I can trust you you have to smuggle in art to Britain for me?
[00:49:31] Claims to smuggle art and then after he does this illegal thing from and tapes it then he kills mangal and then he tells him the story about how
[00:49:39] He was working for masahad and he killed mangalah
[00:49:42] And it was supposed to be an art like documentary. It was the weirdest thing
[00:49:45] I've ever watched it on a plane because I had like a half hour to kill
[00:49:48] There's this like shitty like discovery channel or something thing where they're like we think mangalah went to this town in
[00:49:54] Brazil. There's a town in Brazil that has just like every baby is a twin like it's just like the most I make them
[00:50:02] I know but it was like the most disproportionate
[00:50:04] It's like weird that like there's something there's some weird genetic
[00:50:08] It's like if you went to a town where all the women had very little pussy
[00:50:11] Yeah, just rewatch city of god, which I probably haven't seen in like 10 years
[00:50:15] Yeah, what a fucking awesome movie when I was like 16. I thought that was the coolest movie in the world
[00:50:21] Yeah, I saw when I was like around like 18 or something. Yeah, it's it's fucking it's a great movie
[00:50:27] It's easily one of the top five movies. No spoilers. I'm gonna watch it tomorrow
[00:50:30] It's amazing dude. It fucking you should watch such a fucking brawl in cell block 99 too
[00:50:35] Vince Vaughn kills people like the fatalities. I will definitely watch that
[00:50:40] I will definitely watch the city god and crunch city gods like up there with tree of life is like one of the best things
[00:50:45] I've ever said. Oh, I know you like tree of life. I I haven't seen it since I saw in the theater tree life
[00:50:49] Yeah, yeah, I you know, it's weird and it was like it was like too intense like wait
[00:50:55] Which tree of life tree of life is this Terrence Malick isn't that the chit words like like it's all I remember from it is like real
[00:51:02] Bright-ass lights. There's like this psychedelic like sequence where you were just like
[00:51:15] I thought tree of life is me like I haven't seen yeah
[00:51:18] Yeah, I just saw like a trailer for it and I just remember a tree being lit up real fucking real fun like you're thinking big fish
[00:51:25] No, I've seen big. Oh no, you're thinking that other shit
[00:51:28] What's that shitty Darren Aronavsky movie with the tree and the guy on the planet?
[00:51:33] Um, oh, yeah isn't Wolverine in it. Yeah, Wolverine's a huge. That's the one I'm thinking. Yeah. Yeah, that movie sucked the fountain the fountain
[00:51:42] No, but I'm also thinking a tree of life at the same time your life was with uh brad pit and Sean pen tree
[00:51:47] Life is Sean Sean pen. He's like finds out his brother died and then he started then he's just yeah
[00:51:53] It's just him leaving work and it's him like just these flashes of oh, that's a good. That sounds good
[00:51:58] Yeah, but it's and his mom is Jessica's chest in looking at fun. Yeah, I mean it's like it's the movie is just captures
[00:52:04] Like somebody contemplating a life. Yeah, and like the way I mean, I don't know he probably shot like
[00:52:11] Seven million hours of yeah, and then edited it down. Yeah, like just these like
[00:52:15] Sort of like perfect shots of you know the things you just have right?
[00:52:20] Right. Like that one that one scene where she's carrying him away and that man's having a seizure by the tree
[00:52:25] The sun's saying it's like perfect. Yeah. Yeah, that movie. Yeah. Who am I fucking mind? Okay good. I saw it. I like cried cried
[00:52:38] It was over the other thing was like terence mallek would like make a movie every like 20 years
[00:52:42] Yeah, yeah, what's what are the one that he started making a movie every year and then they're all bad
[00:52:46] Then he started yeah, he started making like he's like made six movies since then and they're apparently all terrible damn
[00:52:52] Um, yeah, I mean girls trip. Yeah. Yeah, girl's trip was good girl's trip. It was that wasn't
[00:52:57] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah a lot of grapefruit, uh, trick jokes
[00:53:00] Um, no, he made badlands and he made girls ghost trip seems like it was written by us. It really does
[00:53:18] Yeah, and then the best part is then um, what's her face the one that got famous off that shit had his just starts
[00:53:25] That's how that works. She just starts pissing also
[00:53:28] And then she just also pisses on people
[00:53:32] That made I mean the first thing didn't make sense, but then she just starts pissing because she's like oh cool
[00:53:37] No, I actually like girls trip. Yeah, it was good. It was funny
[00:53:40] It gets to come down shooting script for dumb and dumber last night to try and find how they wrote out the diarrhea scene
[00:53:46] Oh, fuck how they do it pretty professionally. Yeah, it's not as funny as you think it would be
[00:53:54] But I feel like that's also all on the actor a lot, right? Yeah, but it's not like and then he has so much
[00:54:02] And he just kills ass gets fucking fucked up with diarrhea
[00:54:16] They haven't done anything I feel like are they trans to do that happen to all the siblings
[00:54:22] Yeah, you know, I would watch the gay tricks by the fairly
[00:54:25] I would literally watch that. Yeah, it's just a lot. I guess I'm a homo
[00:54:33] No, you're just hooked up to the computer
[00:54:39] And there's gotta be something with a dick and you bend backwards to avoid it, you know what I mean
[00:54:43] Did he make me must did they make me myself?
[00:54:47] So fucking funny. Yeah, it was my favorite movies. I was like 13. Yeah, yeah
[00:54:51] Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're walking down that like path and they're like 50 feet away from the highway and that truck drives by and he's like whoa
[00:55:12] Okay, so much being weird. Yeah, sometimes I'll lead off with that. You know, I'll be like
[00:55:16] like a bit, you know, walk in somewhere.
[00:55:21] And, you know, our clothes are already all torn up.
[00:55:24] And I go, have you seen me myself and I read?
[00:55:26] And she's like, guys, just bring the wood.
[00:55:30] where the truck's driving by and he grabbed the kid.
[00:55:33] And she's, you know, throwing up blood and stuff.
[00:55:37] Probably for a legitimate reason Nick found this woman
[00:55:42] She was sick and he took her to the mouth.
[00:55:45] So, some guy thinks that's something that happens all the time.
[00:55:51] Yeah, it either comes out of their pussy or their mouth.
[00:56:04] I rewatch knew myself and I read when I get home.
[00:56:08] Oh, by the way, thank you everyone who came out in Baltimore.
[00:56:32] Yeah, I also hadn't been so nice to not have to do any work
[00:56:46] It literally was the first time I had it at home.
[00:56:48] And now I'm fucking, dude, my right foot.
[00:56:50] I'm afraid I'm going to fuck my right foot up because I'm putting
[00:56:55] I've been icing this motherfucker as much as my left foot.
[00:56:58] Like all morning, I was just in my bed, iced up.
[00:57:04] Not as racist looking as you'd like, I was expecting a real
[00:57:20] I was trying to explain to somebody else.
[00:57:22] It's like, but Texas Chainsaw Massacre was like the scariest
[00:57:24] movie if like you grew up in the Northeast because it's like, especially if you
[00:57:28] haven't spent any time in the South, your idea of the South is just this
[00:57:42] And then I'll do, because I remember moving into like Austin and then going around
[00:57:44] Texas a bit when I moved there when I was like 19 or whatever.
[00:57:47] And it's like, Oh, I was expecting this all to be like, yes, we go off.
[00:57:59] But there's actually way more of them in like rural PA and like fucking Western Maryland.
[00:58:07] The Northeast is filled with plenty of shitholes.
[00:58:11] They fucking love NASCAR up there like local NASCAR.
[00:58:21] And they got little fucked up pink hot dogs.
[00:58:34] More than South I got, but left and right.
[00:58:40] Because of Greek, because Greek fucks me up.
[00:58:42] Adistadiah and Vexia, I could never get done.
[00:58:43] So I had two different lefts and rights in my head.
[00:58:46] And they always, I would always couldn't remember.
[00:58:48] I thought the one, the Adistadiah is left in Greek.
[00:58:51] And I thought it was right for the longest time.
[00:58:54] Well, because Adistos means correct or good or whatever.
[00:58:59] And so in my dumb brain, right means correct.
[00:59:04] Starbird, but I can't remember left and right.
[00:59:18] Oh, there's another thing we have talked about.
[00:59:22] But the Catholic church literally doing, if it ain't penetration ain't a legal law.
[00:59:27] Wait, wait, wait, it was the Pennsylvania thing, right?
[00:59:31] I haven't really been paying attention.
[00:59:32] I don't know what that is, but I, so they break the budget.
[00:59:34] Because I said it last week and they just want to let everyone know how fucking powerful
[00:59:41] We just raped the thousand children for 70 years and there's nothing you can do about
[00:59:45] So if you think you're going to bring the Catholic church down with your come podcast.
[00:59:50] Dude, I posted, I posted the screenshot of that and some fucking Irish retard like
[00:59:56] They were like, Oh, yeah, real edgy going off to the church, you know, or whatever.
[01:00:06] I was like, first of all, it's not like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
[01:00:09] I'm screen capping an article where it were in they raped thousands of kids.
[01:00:14] So I don't know what you mean by real edgy.
[01:00:19] It's just fact that they raped children on the record.
[01:00:27] Pointing a thing that is maybe he's trying to say hadn't Lee fucked up.
[01:00:32] And you know, and then it's like, yeah, this guy fucks kids and then I go to his Instagram
[01:00:39] But he thought he probably fucked his kid.
[01:00:43] And listen, at least feeds them to the Deacon.
[01:00:47] That's his job is to plump up his kids because the Deacon's a chubby chasing.
[01:00:53] By the way, when I was a little kid in that handful, the Hansel and Gretel story where
[01:00:56] she just feeds the motherfucker chocolates to get nice and fat.
[01:01:03] And it's not a bit like I was like, I knew he was going to die, but I was like, he gets
[01:01:08] So I was like, that doesn't sound that bad.
[01:01:13] And I remember learning about the prisoners of Auschwitz being liberated and the G.I.s
[01:01:20] I was pretty, the Holocaust sounds kind of good.
[01:01:38] They're like immediately threw up because their body's been processed food.
[01:01:41] Well, because it was like, imagine how good that chocolate would taste.
[01:01:44] You've been eating other Jews for like four years.
[01:01:50] You know, pieces of like your Torah is it's all you've had the and then you get fucking
[01:02:02] I remember in school when we learned about the Donner party and they said after they ate
[01:02:04] all the horses, they cut all their hair off and then boiled it and made a stew out of
[01:02:14] Do these like people like I stuck go into California in like a snowstorm when they were
[01:02:22] But I just couldn't get that out of my mind.
[01:02:27] It's probably just something for your body to like move around.
[01:02:35] They just watched some of the animals and then they started eating people.
[01:02:37] I watched them like made for TV movie where like a plane driver.
[01:02:47] And then they I can't remember the name of the movie.
[01:02:48] Yeah, they do eat a guy and then they're saved and then the guys just have to live with
[01:02:51] being cannibals the rest of their lives.
[01:02:54] There was a town like three miles down the roof.
[01:02:57] It's funny because it's like that is like, no, it's a real thing that happened.
[01:03:01] It was a charter flight to crash because it's like if that happened to me and I ate a guy,
[01:03:06] I wouldn't I'd be like, oh, well, I guess I ate him.
[01:03:16] You don't be worse as if everybody came into a cup and then you all drank the cum.
[01:03:22] But you know, that's because of our homophobic society because honestly, no one dies in that
[01:03:42] Who are the most famous cannibals in history?
[01:03:58] I feel like the only person I know is EDM me.
[01:04:07] That guy being like, is it not true that you said Hitler was right to kill the Jews and
[01:04:33] Because he like defeated the British or something.
[01:04:41] And, uh, I thought it was like from a poem for us, Whittaker was his, uh, played him,
[01:04:58] No, he did that was one of his honorifics was King of Scotland.
[01:05:04] Did he get the fuck a red headed like splotchy, she, she, she just of monarchs of Scotland.
[01:05:13] If he's at the end, I feel like if you name yourself, King of Scotland, eat people, they
[01:05:26] Damn, the British really fucked up Scotland, huh?
[01:05:32] Well, there's that girl power movie coming out about, uh, with Mary Queen of Scots and
[01:06:09] Um, you guys remember, uh, fuck, what was that Korean rap thing?
[01:06:23] That guy goes, well, they had four to ones.
[01:06:25] And it's the best thing I've ever heard in my life.
[01:06:29] What else can we, sort of barely mention?
[01:06:31] But I'm, but I'm, but I'm, um, um, no, see, we all, we got into deep googling each of
[01:06:38] No, I'm just trying to figure out guys have called himself the last king of Scotland.
[01:06:53] It must be pretty tight to be a successful dictator that doesn't get dragged out into
[01:06:57] the streets by fucking horses and shit.
[01:07:01] Like if you get to just die as a dictator, that's a fucking how many dictates we got left?
[01:07:14] Remember when Putin was just like his term limits were up and then he just like, all right,
[01:07:17] well, my friend's prime minister now and I'm going to be president.
[01:07:21] And they went back and they just swap that.
[01:07:30] He probably has guns all over the place.
[01:07:38] Did Sean Penn like beat the shit out of Madonna?
[01:07:43] I went into a real Madonna like I was listening to a bunch of Madonna.
[01:07:47] I was just looking some shit up about Madonna.
[01:07:48] I think he like tied her up and beat the shit out of her.
[01:07:56] That's he was one guy that I always felt like I should be able to do an impression of
[01:08:03] I can do him, but I can't do Sean Penn.
[01:08:09] He was so much better than his brother.
[01:08:17] Sean Penn goes by a number of honorifics.
[01:08:26] He's like this rich Japanese guy and he went to the sore bone in Paris to study.
[01:08:30] And so he's carefully selecting female classmates that he thought, you know, would be perfect
[01:08:35] to invite her for dinner and then to taste.
[01:08:38] And then he invited this girl, Renee Hartveld, over to his place for dinner.
[01:08:45] And then he thought that if he ate her, he'd absorb her energy.
[01:08:51] And then he basically for two days feasted on her body.
[01:09:00] And I guess Terrence Howard beats up women.
[01:09:19] All right, so the French found him while he was trying to dispose of the rest of her
[01:09:23] And then he was deemed unfit for trial.
[01:09:31] And then they, and then the cruel twist was that the charges got dropped and the document
[01:09:41] So the Japanese authorities couldn't detain him when he got back to Japan and he just
[01:09:48] He checked himself out of the hospital in 1986 and he's free.
[01:09:52] I want to start deliberately getting parking tickets.
[01:10:02] You go to traffic court and like plead not guilty by reason of insanity.
[01:10:13] Wouldn't they just put you in a mental or dry slices?
[01:10:17] No, they would just say, no, you're going to be fine.
[01:10:22] But if you plead guilty, you're saying I'm insane.
[01:10:27] But if you're admitting you're connecting, not do not write on me, bitch.
[01:10:35] I'm going to paint you while you're saying.
[01:10:40] Don't put the fucking cobbles on my body.
[01:10:51] Just make my dick in balls, 69 longitudes, 420 latitude.
[01:10:57] Sock, sock, sock, my little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little
[01:11:04] I would just like to thank you to everyone who motherfucking came out to see us at Audubar
[01:11:08] and then also came out this weekend at Motherfucking Charlottesville, Philly.
[01:11:15] And thanks for everyone who bought my brothers.
[01:11:24] The link, the first ticket service they were using got hacked and they had to switch.
[01:11:28] So if you go to my website, I have the link for more tickets.
[01:11:38] I mean, we sold like 150 tickets, but you still, we could sell more.
[01:11:42] So keep buying those if you're, if, sorry if you thought it sold out in Boston, it did
[01:11:48] We need to sell out because I'm a bad negotiator and we need to make, we get a nice, ooh, what
[01:12:08] We are in Cleveland the second by tickets to that and then by tickets to the third
[01:12:14] And then I will be in Connecticut, Fairfield, Connecticut on the seventh.
[01:12:18] And then I'm in New Orleans on the 14th and 15th, Chicago, the 21st and the 22nd, and
[01:12:30] But yeah, please buy tickets to those live shows guys and come see us while we're getting
[01:12:41] Oh, and also we have funny moms I think next week, the 27th.
[01:12:46] I think I'm probably going to go to that.
[01:12:48] I think it's about time I left the house.
[01:12:56] Because I was talking to somebody and I told them what happened and they said that they
[01:13:00] also talked to you and that you were like, yeah, it should be back walking 10 days, but
[01:13:04] they're familiar with what the injury is and they were like, yeah, I didn't have the
[01:13:07] heart to tell them that it's going to be like eight months.
[01:13:12] I mean, back to normal, it'll probably take probably maybe to completely normal, probably
[01:13:20] But I would be like an eight month thing.
[01:13:24] Maybe they think I completely tore my shit.
[01:13:27] Right now I can sort of put a little, I can put a little weight on it with the walking
[01:13:31] But honestly, by next week, I'm hoping I can walk with the walking boot.
[01:13:35] And then my doctor said with an ins with like a special insult, I got my feet measured
[01:13:40] for special insults, I'll be able to walk with like an athletic sneaker and a special
[01:13:44] insult, hopefully like three to four weeks.
[01:13:47] So it's a soft tissue injury they take usually, you know, to get back.
[01:13:51] It's been six weeks now that it happened and usually you're back to normal in 12 weeks.
[01:13:57] And then you'll be able to walk normal?
[01:14:03] I'm trying to get out there as quickly as possible.
[01:14:06] I'm going to do some physical therapy soon.
[01:14:11] But yeah, I can say, man, if you want to get some Pistorius shit, yeah, I do.
[01:14:22] I would see the other day the Civil War documentary.
[01:14:23] Who the fuck was this person said eight months?
[01:14:29] Somebody that cares for you and is a good friend?
[01:14:33] I believe not somebody that's like trying to fuck with you.
[01:14:37] Like, yeah, no, it's going to be way longer than that.
[01:14:44] I'm going off multiple medical professionals.
[01:14:45] It's a former Brooklyn net Joe Johnson.
[01:14:52] It's one of the guys who comes to the shows.
[01:15:08] No, I don't have it, but I mean, have a little bite.
[01:15:17] Are we going to tell them about what we had, our fun boys invented?
[01:15:26] We're going to do what we decided we're going to do.
[01:15:34] I have no idea what you're even talking about.
[01:15:38] We might go on a little vacay after the Australia shows, which you should also buy tickets to
[01:15:43] That's the 23rd in Sydney, the 26th in Melbourne.
[01:15:47] They changed the venue for the Melbourne show.
[01:15:48] Because we're selling too many motherfucking tickets, baby.
[01:15:51] So let's get into the bigger venues in Sydney and Brisbane.
[01:15:54] You must have said that already, right?
[01:16:06] The other thing I wanted to say is because I've been watching Parks and Rec and I see
[01:16:09] where she did Jones all the time, I'm reminded that her father, Quincy Jones, fucked Ivanka
[01:16:28] Yeah, and then he got all those specials and then he didn't die and people were like,
[01:16:40] It's also like, I believe the guy had cancer.
[01:16:45] He looked bad as shit like he had anyway, whatever.
[01:16:49] So what he didn't, like, were you wanted him to die, I guess?
[01:17:03] I'm popping in and out on Thursday in DC if you're there.
[01:17:07] Yeah, we've done, we've done plenty of time.
[01:17:12] Anything else you'd like to mention, Adam?
[01:17:18] Someone, I gotta go home and upload this.
[01:17:31] Yeah, I slept like three hours last night.
[01:17:33] I slept plenty, but I'm just fucking exhausted.
[01:17:37] Well, we did, this is an hour 20, I think.
[01:17:43] Thank you for coming, everyone who did.
[01:17:57] I was just gonna get a little bit more.