TAFS | Regular | 08/11/2022
[00:00:25] And we're doing this one since we're already editing video.
[00:00:29] I figured, fuck it, why don't I start editing the audio also?
[00:00:34] So I'll just do the whole intro thing later.
[00:00:39] It was the first time I've ever touched one of these audio files.
[00:00:45] With the exception of when I've said your whole social security.
[00:00:59] You know I've paid these guys for years.
[00:01:04] He's my IIN and my social security number blood type.
[00:01:10] I have his whole genome mass for your business.
[00:01:26] I remember seeing an ad for 23 and me one time.
[00:01:28] They just got the most mixed race person they could possibly find.
[00:01:32] It was like a light one of those light skin freckle.
[00:01:42] You know the ones where they got like wild colors.
[00:01:59] It's only white people to find out how white they are.
[00:02:04] There's a whole genre of YouTube videos of white people finding out they're just white
[00:02:07] and then crying and making a video because they're upset that it's like yeah you're
[00:02:13] I prefer that than the people I know who found out they're like a 16th percent crow
[00:02:17] Native American and then like move to a yurt because of it.
[00:02:22] And like adopt that as their personality.
[00:02:29] You know I was never like a Liz Warren Stan.
[00:02:35] It's just she's like just clearly like in a relationship with her dog.
[00:02:40] Which that's fine if white women want to do that but I don't think it should be like
[00:02:50] Well it's weird to like show kids that.
[00:02:54] Children don't need to be groomed in the dog fucking by people like Elizabeth Warren.
[00:03:02] When she got shit during the campaign for being like I'm I'm a red man myself.
[00:03:09] I've spent my uncle used to come by with the peace pipe and we blow clouds all over the
[00:03:15] And but the thing is is like if you've and I've made this point I feel like on the show
[00:03:20] Not this and not the end of freedom the show but you're oh you're from upstate New York.
[00:03:23] Is there like there's there's like it's not like we're about to say I'm from Vermont.
[00:03:28] No I thought you were just from the Midwest because it's like the upstate New York is
[00:03:34] Western New York is the Midwest Buffalo is Midwest.
[00:03:37] You get out there and they have the accent.
[00:03:45] It's weird because the women have flat it's like they talk like this when everything's
[00:03:47] real flat but then the men have like rolling or it rolls over like this.
[00:03:51] Dude after a weekend in Buffalo I was like I wish I was deaf.
[00:04:03] They're not saying anything and it's just it's just like they're going like roll roll
[00:04:08] roll and you're supposed to be listening to it.
[00:04:10] Someone there told me they're like yeah apparently it's one of the clearest easiest accents
[00:04:15] to understand you know and it's like that's that's what you have to say good about Buffalo
[00:04:19] is like we talk okay we don't have any fucking jobs but we talk okay.
[00:04:24] How come as soon as you cross over into Canada it's just immediately gone.
[00:04:31] Those are people they can all go to a speech pathology for free as a five year old.
[00:04:33] Where is everybody in Buffalo they just there's one there was one retarded guy who became
[00:04:36] mayor a hundred years ago and he ruined it for all.
[00:04:38] I think they also have nuclear fallout too.
[00:04:52] I live there for three months and I was blacked out the entire time a hundred percent and
[00:04:56] I would like become lucid for a second and be like absolutely not.
[00:05:00] Yeah it's like it's like it's like spiritually just winter there.
[00:05:06] People were like February 2nd is every day in fucking Buffalo.
[00:05:11] They had snow that was like eight feet tall and there was this press conference and they
[00:05:15] were like do you want to that they were taking questions and the mayor was being like nobody
[00:05:20] go outside people are dying people are dying and then somebody was like I have a question
[00:05:23] and he was like is the bills game gonna happen and the mayor was like yes you fucking retard
[00:05:31] What are we gonna do cancel the bills game?
[00:05:36] I will say funniest women ever come out of there.
[00:05:42] They're fat and they're covered in thick makeup.
[00:05:47] They all look like they all look like a November pumpkin.
[00:05:51] Yeah and they have like yeah they have like torn up knees from just like blowing just being
[00:05:55] like I'll fucking blow this guy I don't give a damn.
[00:05:57] Did you see right on right on Astro Turf?
[00:06:00] I probably mentioned it before but there was a Craigslist misconnection from a Buffalo
[00:06:05] bills game once where it was like you sat next to me and my boyfriend at the game and
[00:06:11] then when my boyfriend went to the bathroom you took my hand and I gave you a hand job
[00:06:19] and I never got a look out at you but if you see this like I was the woman who jacked
[00:06:30] I took care of a girl who's paralyzed in Buffalo and she would get drunk.
[00:06:33] I would strap a whiskey thing to her neck and so she could suck the alcohol out of it and
[00:06:38] get fucked up and she had to like I had to control her hair and I was wasted and I had
[00:06:45] She like she drunk drove herself into that chair.
[00:06:48] She no that's the crazy no it was just like a cyst that cut off her circular or whatever
[00:06:54] That's cool to know that that's cool to know that that's cool to know that.
[00:07:03] Whatever Nick we did a tour of equinox.
[00:07:08] I was convinced somebody said that I had a brain tumor because I was dizzy from because
[00:07:11] I switched to veganism so I still I'm like I'm probably my blood.
[00:07:15] My vitamins are probably all fucked up.
[00:07:17] Why did you switch because of that movie?
[00:07:24] No not environmental just like like factory farming.
[00:07:29] That's when I don't eat meat and it's because of that.
[00:07:33] I don't care if they factory farm a chicken.
[00:07:41] It's because of watching an indie person at one point.
[00:07:46] Basically every fucking dairy farm in the United States it's like you know like a cow
[00:07:51] being born and they're like what is going on.
[00:07:55] I was just driving my car but now a truck got me off and now here I am.
[00:08:10] So I just realized that autistic people have the end of the sentence where they go like
[00:08:20] We're gonna yeah we're gonna go get some lunch.
[00:08:32] I would hear that a lot as a child to live to annoy other people.
[00:08:39] A lot of my and then being like what what.
[00:08:45] Don't know that autistic women is like this little moan at the end.
[00:08:53] Yeah it sounds like part of a nine inch nail song.
[00:09:09] When you're in your 30s it's like you know if you don't drink enough water you'll like
[00:09:12] I had like a meltdown at the cellar because Kyle Dunnegan you know Kyle Dunnegan.
[00:09:20] And he like I watched him come in during my set and I got like so terrified and I was
[00:09:28] I also in movie theaters if the if there's like any music that's like this.
[00:09:49] From that scene where the guys' nose is bleeding.
[00:09:55] I mean I only saw half of it because I passed out.
[00:10:01] Well movies hit different on planes because like cabin pressure and stuff.
[00:10:20] Aren't they like that's a $500,000 fine.
[00:10:25] I just showed it in my bra and was like I don't have anything dude.
[00:10:45] He angrily stood at the front of the plane and went nobody's allowed to vape on the plane while
[00:10:48] only making eye contact with me and the whole plane looked at me and I was like.
[00:10:53] There are no vips allowed on the plane.
[00:10:56] And in the airline, you don't see that very often.
[00:11:00] That would not then still a lot of confidence in me.
[00:11:06] Yeah, but they drive real aggressively.
[00:11:10] You should say the Indian plane is landing and behind you you just see another plane
[00:11:16] So I put the plane with a horn for some reason.
[00:11:20] There are guys like standing on the wings.
[00:11:24] It stresses me out when they show you the cabinets.
[00:11:26] Look at those beads, the beads all over the chair.
[00:11:30] It stresses me out when they show you those trains.
[00:11:33] I love when they have the tiny magic carpet hanging from the rear view.
[00:11:41] I have lots at home but some are so wild drive.
[00:11:52] What if I want to put the carpet down on the dash in my hand?
[00:12:02] They're like, okay, you know, every two hours while driving.
[00:12:13] My home is like, yeah, that's good enough.
[00:12:18] That satisfies the every five hours requirements.
[00:12:20] Just don't ever draw a fucking picture of me.
[00:12:45] The thickest Indian accent you've ever heard the most.
[00:12:52] I'll be the red boogers 18 through the 20th.
[00:12:57] If you guys could buy tickets at the Irvine improv.
[00:13:13] Yeah, listen to my tickets to Albany show.
[00:13:16] And when is that this weekend this weekend?
[00:13:22] I don't know, I haven't asked him too scared.
[00:13:24] But I hope that they'll just, if it's bad,
[00:13:27] I mean, I opened for Dusty there, like, I think last year.
[00:13:31] And that was after Netflix, and he, like, sells out.
[00:13:36] Like, I was, you know, I was like, been on the road a little bit.
[00:13:39] Like, after the first show was lost, and I was, like, paranoid.
[00:13:43] And then Boston, I was worried about him.
[00:13:46] And then Raleigh and Portland, like, didn't move at all.
[00:13:59] And then Buffalo, like, wasn't worried about it.
[00:14:01] And I got the, like, all of the, I mean, I sold maybe 100, 150 tickets each show.
[00:14:07] So now I'm, like, back to being worried about it.
[00:14:13] Wait, how was, um, did Raleigh end up being okay?
[00:14:18] I was just worried about, like, the market in terms of, like, how many tickets I could sell.
[00:14:27] And then it was like, everybody bought them.
[00:14:29] I mean, if I was going to something, I'm like, I'm going to get my tickets three months in advance, you know?
[00:14:34] No, I would expect that out of these guys.
[00:14:40] I put, I put a Facebook clip up and boosted it because that's what Dusty said to do.
[00:14:51] Middle, you know, Albany, New York people.
[00:14:59] All of the advertising that anyone has access to, like, anyone, if any fucking dickhead in the world can approach a good company and be like, can I promote this?
[00:15:07] Then it's guaranteed to be useless as far as conversion is concerned.
[00:15:11] Like, the only advertising that's affected, like, if you can get something on TV or, like, a real ad campaign.
[00:15:18] On no information that I have or access to.
[00:15:21] What do people do to people of publicists?
[00:15:23] I spent a little bit of money on Instagram advertising for T-shirts.
[00:15:30] People, just people that don't know a com town didn't want to buy an Andre Steakhouse T-shirt.
[00:15:36] The Richard Gear Museum shirt is a good shirt.
[00:15:39] I got plenty. I was the only one I paid for.
[00:15:43] And this is the brand that was one that was good.
[00:15:57] That'll be interesting to see how that sells.
[00:16:11] Guy, can you imagine how much that guy would rape?
[00:16:20] He'd rape and then he'd do Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
[00:16:25] But after this, I'm going to be on the road like every weekend until October.
[00:16:28] So I'm worried it's going to be like, I go on tour and I'm making no money for two months
[00:16:33] straight and then coming back here and having a, like,
[00:16:45] No, I'll be out of town Thursday to Sunday to do stand up and then back here.
[00:16:50] And then this is like a full time job, basically.
[00:16:54] Are you going to do a 15 minutes Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday?
[00:17:01] But twice a night Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
[00:17:10] Because I've just been doing Saturday, Sunday, an hour.
[00:17:16] It wipes me out compared to doing the cellar where it's like 15 minutes, three or four times a night.
[00:17:22] This is the first time I'm doing an Adam's show.
[00:17:25] The first time I've had like anything close to a real job in like seven years.
[00:17:28] And because it's like, you know, I mean, I get here like 8 a.m., 7, 8.
[00:17:33] And then just handling like phone calls.
[00:17:39] Pointing at stuff, telling people what the pain, what?
[00:17:42] Yeah, I think going back to doing like something that has regular nine to five hours and then doing stand up, you forget as a stand up comedian that it is the laziest, easiest job of the world.
[00:17:54] So comics like dude, five, show that, that really wears you out.
[00:17:57] It's like, work at McDonald's drive-through for one day.
[00:18:04] When I was doing carpentry, I would do comedy and I'd be like, this rule, this is the best.
[00:18:07] And now I'm just like, I'm used to going to the cellar doing two 15 minute spots eating and going home.
[00:18:16] You see like headliners and they'd be like, they didn't even bring the fucking, they didn't bring, I asked for ranch dressing with these fucking french fries and you're like, you have like the, this is the dream.
[00:18:25] And you're complaining about ketchup, like in the green room.
[00:18:33] And then it takes maybe two months of adjusting to that lifestyle and you're like, can't they get another fucking, they're being an ottoman in here.
[00:18:45] I always think about this and people say riders.
[00:18:47] We were in this room, me and Louie at Atlanta and it was, I swear to God, zero degrees.
[00:18:52] I mean, it was the coldest room we've ever been in and we were like, bundling up, grabbing like pieces of furniture.
[00:18:59] No, and I went up to the guy and I was like, dude, what's going on?
[00:19:02] Like, this is fucked up and we're here for like five days.
[00:19:05] And he was like, I thought Louie likes an ice cold.
[00:19:17] But it was like, do you think that Louie wrote in like I want the green room to be zero degrees?
[00:19:30] It's like, that's just what I heard he likes.
[00:19:56] So I can get back here and we can pretend to have a TV show.
[00:20:00] I just want to get to the point where I can say no punishers in the green room.
[00:20:04] No person that's going to sit there and talk to me for an hour and a half about.
[00:20:14] I love drifting off to sleep while somebody's talking.
[00:20:35] The worst is for us, like when a local comic is like, hey, great to meet you.
[00:20:41] You know, they say like all the bad words and we're like, why?
[00:20:45] Because they want to prove that they're at the word Lord and worthy.
[00:20:56] He was like, dude, me and he's like, he's, he just has like a wet mouth.
[00:21:00] You know, like a way like a five year old does.
[00:21:07] Yeah, like a guy that's dealing with chapped lips in the middle of summer.
[00:21:12] And like, you know, where he has like the rig of red around it.
[00:21:15] And he's like, me and my friend always talk about what I would say to you or what we would say to you if we ever ran, ran into you on the long run.
[00:21:21] Ran into you on the long island railroad.
[00:21:25] I don't know why that was the scenario.
[00:21:27] And then he goes, and he goes, and I will be the side is I would, you would just sit down next to you and just say, faggot and then say nothing else.
[00:21:41] We've really made the world a worse place.
[00:21:54] I don't want to discourage anyone from saying hi.
[00:21:57] My problem is I need to be touched by women.
[00:22:02] I hate to be like, oh my God, I didn't.
[00:22:03] And they'll climb into my fucking mouth and I'm like pulling them off me.
[00:22:07] And I feel like they put your hands through your hair like a shampoo.
[00:22:10] They do or they'll be like, I love your and I'm like, just take it.
[00:22:14] Whatever you like, it's crazy or there's this one.
[00:22:20] That the hostility that it elicits in me is unbelievable.
[00:22:25] I'm like, no, I 100% know because of that phrase.
[00:22:33] Like you both just sit on a couch and don't say anything and watch fucking the decades
[00:22:37] channel or they're like in a living room.
[00:22:43] They want to trip on mushrooms with me.
[00:22:47] Bum rushed me on stage as I got off stage like ran at me to try and do mushrooms with
[00:22:53] me because he was on mushrooms and the security just like crossed what I closed lined him
[00:22:58] and he like fell over and was on mushrooms being like, I just want to do mushrooms with
[00:23:01] her as if I was going to be like, come on buddy, the faster you run.
[00:23:09] He was just like cashing me and tried to approach this stage.
[00:23:25] So he got like escorted out and I guess someone went outside for a cigarette like 20 minutes
[00:23:31] He went across the street to another bar and they beat him.
[00:23:33] The bouncers kicked the shit out of him.
[00:23:36] Then there's a picture of him just face down on the ground.
[00:23:42] Yeah, the cops showed up and he was like, just fucking kill me.
[00:23:50] You wanted them to be one of them to like George Floyd and I guess.
[00:23:55] That's like the comic who lost his mind recently.
[00:24:00] The other one who kept like, we'll talk about it.
[00:24:07] And he's like, if you George Floyd me, it would fix every problem in society.
[00:24:16] He said, he said, he said, Adam, the funniest text.
[00:24:20] He said, I mean, it takes about your podcast.
[00:24:23] And he was like, hey, man, I'm really sorry.
[00:24:26] Like, I thought it would be really funny to have a baby there.
[00:24:29] But, you know, I'm really sorry that the show became, and he just described the episode
[00:24:38] And I was like, you don't know what that worked.
[00:24:42] The only thing dystopian about it was watching Racine hate his child.
[00:24:53] I don't think he should be on Ian Fide and podcast, but I think that is maybe too much.
[00:24:58] I'm not going to call CPS on Racine, but I don't think that's good.
[00:25:02] No, him choking that liquid death and playing with the Taser gun.
[00:25:07] We got to talk about today is the 10th, the 9th, I think, right now?
[00:25:19] So we got to talk about super speciosa.com.
[00:25:28] During the summer, I guess it slows down.
[00:25:34] I book all the, I do like annual contracts.
[00:25:38] So I book everything in November and then I leave like, I left like a blank spot in the
[00:25:43] middle of the summer and I was like, that's all the way in the fucking summer.
[00:25:46] And then you forget as you get older, then it's like time is just.
[00:25:51] I'm buying plane tickets where I'm like, I'll buy it when it comes and then it's here and
[00:25:55] Yeah, I haven't bought a ticket to Irvine yet.
[00:25:57] And I might have to, dude, I booked, I was like, I asked like Wardell.
[00:26:02] And then I saw him last night and like, you know, I was like, you're so, I just like a
[00:26:07] casual like, you're still good to feature, right?
[00:26:10] Like expecting the answer to be like, of course, because I'm, he's like, oh, yeah, I've been
[00:26:17] He's like, yeah, I can do like a guest spot on Saturday.
[00:26:20] It's like you were booked, you were booked a middle the whole weekend.
[00:26:24] So I might, I might fly, we're seeing out there because I really don't know what you want to.
[00:26:37] Well, he brings all his fucking pasta sauce on the airplane.
[00:26:40] And that's like an additional like $3,000.
[00:26:43] Cause it's, but it's, you know, it's, and he can't check it because it's like medicine.
[00:26:49] Yes, I have it on his person at all times.
[00:26:58] If he doesn't have access to the Marin era for two hours, he starts growing like a giant
[00:27:02] curly mustache and Korean music starts playing.
[00:27:06] And he starts trying to make dogs kiss.
[00:27:07] His hairline just goes back further and further.
[00:27:15] I guess they, if the band didn't get super relief.com.
[00:27:19] Here's the thing I love about this company is like, so they buy a bunch of reads with us
[00:27:22] and they cannot figure out what they want the name of the company to be or what it changes
[00:27:30] So it's gets, it's super speciosa raw leaf.
[00:27:39] It used to be get super relief.com was also super O G X.
[00:27:42] So it was super organic, super O G X get super leaf, super speciosa.
[00:27:47] And then they would send emails and be like, oh yeah.
[00:27:52] They're like, stop saying super speciosa.
[00:27:56] But now their website is super speciosa.com.
[00:27:59] This is how you know this shit is good because these are the most incompetent businessmen
[00:28:03] in the entire fucking world, but they're in business because their product is basically
[00:28:10] Yeah, it's cratum because of some sort of agricultural loophole.
[00:28:16] The thing is, is that the war on drugs only existed.
[00:28:19] They put black people in jail in the 1970s.
[00:28:24] And then they realized why people were doing a lot of the drugs also.
[00:28:29] So they're like, we're not going to don't never make any new drug illegal.
[00:28:35] Anyways, cratum from get super relief.com.
[00:28:51] Oh, I did cratum one time and I vomited all day.
[00:28:57] Have you guys ever gone like a lot of opiates?
[00:29:05] When I closed my eyes, it was euphoric.
[00:29:06] But as soon as I opened them, I was like, yeah.
[00:29:11] Yeah, if you ever get into like Oxycontin or whatever, you learn to associate that feeling
[00:29:16] of nausea with like, damn, I'm getting fucked up.
[00:29:21] So yeah, one of the first couple of times I drank cratum and it made me sick and that
[00:29:28] That's like people who smoke weed and they have panic attacks and they're like, this
[00:29:36] It's like one of your eyelids is shut and you ripped out all your hair.
[00:29:39] Our creative meets American Cratum Association's standard for good manufacturing practices.
[00:29:47] So these guys, they've been in business six years.
[00:29:51] You know, so that's how you know that if they were doing something illegal, they'd be in
[00:30:00] My roommate gets it in like these kilo bags.
[00:30:02] What's in these little like brown, like sustainable bags.
[00:30:09] It's really a, oh, I shouldn't say negative things about it.
[00:30:15] Look, they don't want us to say any of this stuff, but it's, it's, it's driving.
[00:30:21] That's why it's like, you know, they have a marketing guy there that knows that.
[00:30:24] That's why he keeps changing the name of the company.
[00:30:26] So he'll be like, I got all these big ideas.
[00:30:31] The Ian of the Ian Simp organic is doing it.
[00:30:35] Somehow making the creative powder popular with people.
[00:30:38] And it's definitely because of the name and all the different cartoon play.
[00:30:41] I really, I really like their, their resource center on their website.
[00:30:50] Powder powder capsules, capsules, fast shipping, friendly service, trusted quality, 30 day
[00:30:58] If you're not happy, then neither are we.
[00:31:00] We want to make your experience as satisfactory as possible.
[00:31:05] You know, they got some reviews on here.
[00:31:17] The facelift that your creative products deserve.
[00:31:20] It's been six years since we launched Super Speciosa and shipped our first order to Nick
[00:31:28] He will probably, there's a cry laughing money.
[00:31:37] Are they writing you will probably never see this?
[00:31:43] It's easy to say that it feels like it was only yesterday.
[00:31:47] After moving, well yeah, you've been fucked up on Kratum for years.
[00:31:59] It looks like there's another guy, Sergio Santana.
[00:32:00] He's just hiding little tabs on the menu table to put his secrets in.
[00:32:06] After moving and expanding into three different warehouses, adding dozens of like-minded individuals
[00:32:10] or a team, shipping dozens of like-minded individuals.
[00:32:17] Yeah, we share the same philosophy of drug addiction.
[00:32:21] I'm going through withdrawals when we stop this.
[00:32:30] This might be the scariest thing we have ever done is rebranding.
[00:32:36] That's the scariest thing you've ever done.
[00:32:39] He said, I'm investing a bunch of money into a question.
[00:32:48] The thing that like poachers take before they go kill an elephant to have-
[00:32:52] To desensitize themselves to the blood.
[00:33:03] Whether you're an ivory poacher or Nick in Strongesville, Ohio.
[00:33:07] He's not addicted to Kratum because he's trying to resolve a powerlifting injury because that's
[00:33:13] He's being a guy that lifts weights for money.
[00:33:18] After I blew out my L1 through 17 of her deadlifting, trying to get a serial company sponsorship.
[00:33:28] Trying to forget what happened in Iraq.
[00:33:32] Now I'm taking Kratum all day long from getsuperleaf.com.
[00:33:41] Without further ado, this little snapshot is a preview of our refreshed look.
[00:33:46] The bags look the same, but now they're colored instead of brown.
[00:33:52] I'm gonna write- I hope they don't listen to this.
[00:33:54] I'm gonna write an email being just like being like, you know what?
[00:34:08] No, it's good they got rid of the brown because the brown is Bodega.
[00:34:13] It's like Brooklyn roasted coffee beans.
[00:34:21] Getsuperleaf.com promo code, come town or come town 20.
[00:34:25] We'll have to get that changed to TAFS 20.
[00:34:30] I love how they claim that Kratum will both stimulate you and sedate you.
[00:34:39] It stimulates you to throw up everywhere.
[00:34:41] But then if you lay down, it's quite- It doesn't help you stay focused during the- I
[00:34:47] Dave, Dave, I think when we first- We're gonna lose this.
[00:34:49] When we first negotiated the ad reads with them, they described it as like taking a
[00:34:56] But then they were like, you're not allowed to say that.
[00:35:00] When my roommate tries to chill on weed, he starts doing Kratum so that he can work
[00:35:11] And I have PTSD from hearing the Kratum like ch- ch- ch- him like mixing it because after
[00:35:16] he takes it, he just becomes like a robo cop.
[00:35:22] And you can't approach him because he is in it.
[00:35:24] But the one time I did it, it was- I mean, I was like tripping.
[00:35:28] When I lived with Felix, he would drink that.
[00:35:29] He was the first person I knew that was drinking Kratum, probably.
[00:35:38] And then there would just, it would be like, did the cat drink its own piss and then throw
[00:35:46] It's like vitamin urine plus like- Yeah, I totally forgot that for the first four years
[00:35:51] of those podcast, we had a cat throwing up every episode.
[00:35:58] He was probably the best cat I've ever met my entire life.
[00:36:09] He would scratch his ear all the time and he scratched it so bad that he like cut a hole
[00:36:14] His ear would just be bleeding all the time.
[00:36:15] He'd be sitting there and he'd like rub up against you and just leave blood all over
[00:36:26] You know, you could be- You'd see him at the doorway and be like, come here boy.
[00:36:29] You know, and he'd fucking run over like a dog.
[00:36:33] Ancient cats are scary because they feel slightly mummified.
[00:36:43] He's asleep on the window sill under the plants.
[00:36:45] I had a great picture of him where one day he was just like a nice sunny day.
[00:36:49] He was on the window sill and he threw up and then fell asleep.
[00:36:53] He fell asleep with his head just gently in the pile of vomit.
[00:36:56] I was like damn, Ernest is drinking again.
[00:37:06] So Nick, we said the promo code, the website.
[00:37:21] You're welcome to the Adam Friedland Show.
[00:37:23] Did you do the Adam Friedland Show or did you just come down?
[00:37:39] The goal is to eventually just have it be all video.
[00:37:44] But for this week, Adam is going to go see his dad for his birthday this weekend.
[00:37:49] Yeah, so he's flying back to Vegas now.
[00:37:51] So we didn't really have time to put together a video thing.
[00:37:54] We're kind of like, we went hard this weekend.
[00:37:56] We're starting to plan the next video thing right now.
[00:38:00] So we just have to, we have to like work our way up to a regular release schedule.
[00:38:03] But because everything's in flux with like the studio.
[00:38:06] Yeah, everything's got to be built and get people in here and get stuff done.
[00:38:10] It's like we're trying to release as much content as possible.
[00:38:13] The bare minimum is keeping to the audio release schedule.
[00:38:17] Because that's what people like promise and what they pay for.
[00:38:22] Yeah, Gillis was video, but that was their podcast.
[00:38:26] So, you know, just to figure out how to use this kind of transition period in like a fun
[00:38:36] We're getting a lighting grid this weekend.
[00:38:39] I'm going to, you know, if they need to know the exact thing.
[00:38:42] Can we stay at your dad's house when Skankfest comes?
[00:38:48] You can have, you can have the buy guys podcast day of my dad's.
[00:38:50] You have a me going to eat in my dad's house.
[00:38:59] I wonder what my dad would make of you.
[00:39:02] You should like write a book about what it's like to be like a dad, you know.
[00:39:20] No, it's called, it's called Ian finance and you're just on it.
[00:39:29] You're a host of the show and it's called the invite.
[00:39:33] A huge amount of complications is I am basically a regular every week if I can do that.
[00:39:45] I wonder if he sent me the intro that literally had the font that his word art 2003.
[00:39:55] And he was like, it's Ghostbusters font.
[00:40:01] I'm loving this new era of Ian using words.
[00:40:06] It's sort of like a dystopian Easter egg.
[00:40:14] You know what the other one I was telling him?
[00:40:16] The other one like comics used to do because it's like it's there's most comedians.
[00:40:20] Their only inputs are things they hear other comedians say.
[00:40:24] They don't like the watch one movie a year and they'll be like, dude, I'm really into
[00:40:32] That's their one cultural like uptake for the year.
[00:40:35] And so there'll be like expressions or turns of phrase that like every for a long time
[00:40:39] there was like they would all say and you was weird.
[00:40:41] I quit stand up for like three, four years.
[00:40:44] And now that I'm back into it and like I didn't see the proliferation of everybody saying
[00:40:50] So now people are saying putting reps in and I'm like, this is gay.
[00:40:57] It's like it's always got to be another thing.
[00:41:02] I hate when people are like, did you get up tonight?
[00:41:11] But for a while they were saying like there was a thing.
[00:41:13] It's a classic but there was a period where like comedians like on stage like as a punch
[00:41:17] line like there was a lot of like the Brooklyn kind of hip guys were saying like, yeah,
[00:41:24] We use that to describe literally any any kind of like not even like esoteric knowledge.
[00:41:35] It's like a real Sophie's choice and they're just describing a choice.
[00:41:38] It's a movie about having to decide which kid they want to kill them.
[00:41:44] Are they what about the what was the other one that I hear people say?
[00:41:55] Oh, they'll say sorry for breaking the fourth wall guys.
[00:42:04] There was funny because like you're like relatively new to stand up right like seven, eight years.
[00:42:12] I'm probably one of the top five in the city.
[00:42:14] But like the I mean I've been doing I started 2005.
[00:42:19] So I guess yeah, like seven years is relatively new.
[00:42:31] Anyway, but I also started and didn't do the thing that people do where they dabble.
[00:42:35] I was like hooked and then was just like.
[00:42:39] But there's a lot of people like that and they suck.
[00:42:45] I mean what sets people apart as a comedian is like somebody you have to have like a unique
[00:42:48] like kind of style and that can't like that really can't be learned.
[00:42:52] It can maybe be manufactured in a certain way.
[00:42:54] But like either you have it or you don't.
[00:42:58] Joke writing is the thing that you can hone.
[00:42:59] But like you know, like what makes somebody like, you know, like you have the potential
[00:43:02] to be I mean you're I think you already are a great comic, but you have the potential to
[00:43:05] be like a like, you know, like you know, this you're like established as like somebody
[00:43:10] that moves a medium forward or does something with it.
[00:43:14] It just changes the way people think about it like live and about humanity and certainly
[00:43:19] just, you know, but what's what's what I don't mean.
[00:43:23] I don't mean what sets people apart is that that you know, they have like a unique style
[00:43:28] like, you know, like like Burr is very joke writer, but Burr is also Burr.
[00:43:35] It becomes like a little bit cult or like a fluffy.
[00:43:52] You think the Holocaust is about how he's so fat.
[00:43:55] Do you think the Holocaust would have been as bad if they'd used roller coasters instead
[00:44:03] The whole all the way like through the Alps.
[00:44:05] Maybe they could have gone through the Alps.
[00:44:07] I went on a roller coaster with Ron on Hershberg.
[00:44:18] Yeah, not, I'm not scared of that one at all.
[00:44:22] How did little Sasquatch do on your show the other night?
[00:44:39] They're like, they're like, I'm like, hi.
[00:44:45] Apparently if you look at like, Kristalia's social media, he still has that.
[00:44:51] Well, now they know they have a chance.
[00:44:54] Yeah, now they're like, real quick, if you are old and you're trying to get your
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[00:45:39] And then other companies are allowed to make generic versions of it, I guess.
[00:45:44] It was Viagra than C. Alice in the future.
[00:45:47] What's going on with these HIM stuff where they, it makes your hair grow back, but then
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[00:46:06] Do you remember there was that, um, that advert that, uh, what's the name, Ray Lioto
[00:46:11] I can't say for sure, but I used to take one of these, the C. Alice Blue Choo's, uh,
[00:46:18] And I think it helped my blood pressure.
[00:46:19] I know you're not allowed to say that, probably more so.
[00:46:24] I'm not allowed to do off label prescriptions to the audience, but...
[00:46:36] Well, my arteries are probably clogged from a lifetime of being pissed.
[00:46:41] You know, like bad diet and smoking and being pissed.
[00:46:44] And now I've done three cycling classes and I'm like, I'm fixed.
[00:46:51] Anyway, Ray Lioto was on that Chantix commercial, which is like the medication that makes you
[00:46:58] If you're like a smoker, you take it and like, sigs are like disgusting.
[00:47:04] But apparently the main side effect is it gives you horrific nightmares.
[00:47:09] So every night, so you're not smoking a sigs during the day and then you close your eyes
[00:47:16] Laura Peake has a joke about that, how she's like, you won't.
[00:47:21] She's like, yeah, you're not smoking cigarettes because there's a guy crawling out of your
[00:47:31] Blue shoe doesn't cause any of no blue shoe actually makes your life better and it makes
[00:47:37] And I, the bags are hard to open though.
[00:47:42] You know, there's like an indentation where you can tear.
[00:47:45] We were playing with one the other night and column pulled one out.
[00:47:48] You could see where it was all like torn up from him trying to open it.
[00:47:51] He was like, I didn't open the fucking bag.
[00:48:03] It's a language he's been speaking his entire life and he barely speaks it.
[00:48:06] It's crazy how little respect to have for anybody with an Irish accent.
[00:48:09] Even a woman came up with me as a seller and she was like, you were a great crack tonight
[00:48:17] They're the worst accents of all the European Irish.
[00:48:21] Well, Irish and then yeah, British after that and then probably Portuguese.
[00:48:30] If somebody was like, you were quite quite.
[00:48:34] But why does the Irish just as soon as they begin to spit right on them?
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[00:49:07] You know, I like hanging out with Adam because I'm worried I have a brain tumor all the time
[00:49:11] and then you see how trouble speaking and then he's going through a base.
[00:49:26] You're the one looking at the words and reading them.
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[00:49:49] I thought it was a lock in to your boner.
[00:49:50] I am I am illiterate, but that's on them.
[00:49:55] So this time consuming doctors in a go to Equinox with him today.
[00:50:00] You've been asking me for four days you want to go to Equinox because you said you wanted
[00:50:07] I said, yeah, if you don't finish the fucking act.
[00:50:12] No, we got to hash this Equinox stuff out.
[00:50:20] Because your side of the story is going to.
[00:50:24] I'm complaining about something I felt.
[00:50:29] He said, you know, he wanted to sign up.
[00:50:30] I said, I'll sign up if you sign up and go to the gym together.
[00:50:34] You know, but then we're going on the lady gives us the whole thing and then he's like,
[00:50:37] well, I got to see if I can cancel my gym membership first and we clearly wasted this
[00:50:41] person's time and it made me feel like no.
[00:50:44] You know, like going to a car dealership and being like, can we sit in the Cadillac or
[00:50:47] being like, yeah, maybe we'll come back next week and there's just holes in your shoes.
[00:50:51] No, I just have to go to my gym and cancel it.
[00:50:53] And then you're like, I'm going to circle back.
[00:50:55] No, I was like, I was literally telling this lady.
[00:50:57] I was like, I think I had you by the way.
[00:51:04] You're like, she's like, what's the so what are you looking for?
[00:51:07] This is like, she's like, what are you looking for?
[00:51:09] And they're like, you know, honestly, mainly it's just spending money.
[00:51:14] I don't want to feel like I fucking can't.
[00:51:19] I got the money for this fucking place.
[00:51:27] Both Nick and I want to start a life with her.
[00:51:29] I would I would I would make her so you can't you're going to blow it.
[00:51:33] No, she has a little bit of a hug, girl.
[00:51:36] She was just she was a woman that paid attention to us for five minutes.
[00:51:48] It was her job to like answer our question.
[00:51:56] They say they say that they want three hundred dollars a month.
[00:52:16] You could just also just take a cold shower at home.
[00:52:23] Why don't you just put a fixed bike in here?
[00:52:32] We can have we can have bikes and stuff.
[00:52:35] Nick, didn't you want me to have food in here for a long time?
[00:52:38] Well, because you left T left salad directly on one time.
[00:52:43] It was like we recorded the podcast at my house.
[00:52:45] Do you understand how much garbage you would produce within an hour.
[00:52:48] It looked like a hamster was trying to start a family in the corner.
[00:52:50] OK, you could just see garbage and throw it out.
[00:52:53] I mean, it's I mean, we don't have a contract with the garbage company.
[00:52:56] We got a new we got a new relationship on the show.
[00:53:05] To tell me that I'm not allowed to have garbage or food.
[00:53:10] I'm not going to eat food in our office.
[00:53:13] I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, if you bring
[00:53:17] food in here, if you don't mind, until we have a way to throw out stuff because we
[00:53:21] have to have a contract with the garbage company.
[00:53:24] There's no way you said if you don't mind.
[00:53:25] I did say, you do not say if you don't mind.
[00:53:28] No, he snapped at me and told me I wasn't allowed to have food.
[00:53:32] I said, I was like, I think I'm going to wonder a lunch if anyone wants anything.
[00:53:40] He has a goal of mine to start saying if you don't mind.
[00:53:43] The first time I said, if you don't mind, can you please take food with you after if
[00:53:51] we're once we're done, take it with you because it's it's no.
[00:53:57] It's not like a fucking Indian bathroom.
[00:54:00] In lieu of me ordering food here, we did go to Chipola and I hadn't had an award.
[00:54:06] I had a great time for you for your Chipola.
[00:54:11] I've known we went to pick up a new chicken.
[00:54:18] One of those never never never has seen a time card or a paycheck in her entire life.
[00:54:28] She was like she lived in like a very old but like clearly nice co-op.
[00:54:38] No more time consuming doctors in person visits.
[00:54:42] Quality patient care doctors in timing.
[00:54:45] No more time consuming doctors in person.
[00:54:52] Literally an hour ago, my neck was itchy.
[00:54:57] I said no more time consuming doctors in person visits.
[00:55:06] This is, yeah, we were no more doctors person.
[00:55:09] We got we went to Marshals and got went to the women's intimate section.
[00:55:14] And they got those slippers like here where you moved in.
[00:55:19] John already spray painted them by accident.
[00:55:24] Yeah, I should I should spray paint those black and be like they're for guys.
[00:55:31] Yeah, these they have bunny ears, but it's like a it's a guy.
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[00:55:58] I'm sorry for I'm sorry for telling you to take your food out of here.
[00:56:10] Yeah, it feels nice, but just let everybody know I know and I'm not getting into apologizing
[00:56:18] I'm not an apology guy across the board.
[00:56:20] So if you think I need to apologize you you can suck my fucking on Monday.
[00:56:28] Yeah, it was like they want me to apologize and I was like, I don't know what you're talking
[00:56:35] We were disrespected by a bouncer at a place.
[00:56:40] We won't say the name of the place, but it was at a comedy show and Nick was presented
[00:56:44] with the option of squashing the beef and just offering you could have crossed your fingers,
[00:56:51] We could have moved on and Nick really it was a real Sophie's choice as they say.
[00:56:56] Yeah, real inside base real inside base.
[00:57:00] Yeah, it was it I've had that happen so many other thing was it was a lady bounce.
[00:57:29] She said I guarantee what happened is after our thing she was like, well, I'm not checking
[00:57:34] Does she work there or is she subcontracting?
[00:57:39] So that's why they wanted me to apologize because I guess that they have a bad relationship.
[00:57:42] I don't know if they have a bad relationship, but they were like, we got to keep things
[00:57:45] kosher with the company that subcontracts out the door people.
[00:57:49] Well, I guess now we're going to have to start our own security company.
[00:57:55] Napoleon just get all just British guys that look like Mark Strong.
[00:58:02] You know who our security company is, the fucking goons from eyes wide shot.
[00:58:16] We have to have, yeah, we have to have a sick password.
[00:58:18] Damn, now I want to go home and watch eyes wide shot.
[00:58:20] I want to take an Oxycod and watch eyes wide shot.
[00:58:24] I'm reading Nick Bryant's book right now because we got to have a show.
[00:58:31] I think the book is just called The Franklin Scandal.
[00:58:34] But I had read the Bill the Camp book about, are you familiar with The Franklin Scandal?
[00:58:41] And I'm sure when he's on he'll tell it.
[00:58:43] But in the brass head of a whole thing.
[00:58:48] There was a credit union called The Franklin Credit Union in Omaha, Nebraska and the head
[00:58:54] This guy Lawrence King got caught like embezzling like some outrageous number, like $50 million
[00:59:02] And so the state legislator they had to put together this like investigative committee
[00:59:05] or maybe it was already like the financial oversight committee or something to figure
[00:59:09] out how this guy could possibly have, you know, embezzled so much money without, because,
[00:59:14] you know, there's like a governmental oversight, you know, so without, you know, somebody must
[00:59:20] There had to have been something else going on that this guy could steal this much money
[00:59:26] There's this one guy build a camp who was in Nebraska state legislator and investigating
[00:59:32] I forget the timeline exactly, but he finds out like, okay, this guy Lawrence King, he would
[00:59:34] go to these like kind of like Nebraska social elite like parties and stuff.
[00:59:41] And then he also like was like a closeted homosexual who liked like younger guys.
[00:59:46] So he would buy like, you know, boys essentially, but like, you know, like legal still like 17,
[00:59:52] And then investigating more he finds like these children like people who were like 14
[00:59:56] or who were like, yeah, I was molested at this party by King and the chief of police.
[01:00:01] And so first he's like kind of skeptical, but he finds like two kids who's who make these
[01:00:06] accusations and they don't know each other, you know, so he's like, okay, well, this is
[01:00:12] And then investigating it more and more has been years since I read like the original
[01:00:16] So I'm like, I don't remember the timeline exactly, but in investigating it, it's like,
[01:00:19] okay, this involves like the local FBI office, like all of these politicians.
[01:00:23] And there's like too many, the stories are like corroborated in a way where it's like,
[01:00:29] And so investigating it more and more, it's like, it blows up in his whole thing involving
[01:00:33] the CIA, the George, like George Bush's administration, like, Franklil really like fuck with your
[01:00:40] If you if you like really get into the story, there's all of like this other shit where
[01:00:44] it's like, there needs to be some explanation.
[01:00:47] this keeps going up further and further into the top after Epstein, like prior to Epstein,
[01:00:51] Franklin was one of those things that you kind of just had to be like, I mean, is this,
[01:00:55] like it has to just be a conspiracy, but Epstein kind of proved like basically the CIA runs
[01:01:00] like, you know, like, like, you know, honey pot child molestation, like, you know, like
[01:01:04] you know, like, essentially, I mean, that's what Epstein was.
[01:01:06] It was a guy that was like clearly an intelligence asset, who was probably just a pedophile that
[01:01:10] got caught, but they recognized that they were like, Hey, if you can bring these people in,
[01:01:15] Yeah, if you can get like the Prime Minister of Israel fucking like a 12 year old on camera,
[01:01:19] then it's like, you know, so that's where he has all his money.
[01:01:21] Those boys are patriots, those young children.
[01:01:25] Yeah, I mean, they're essentially the truth.
[01:01:30] Everyone of them has a Punisher tattoo on their ass.
[01:01:33] There's an extra like a finger on the on the scalds.
[01:01:40] Yeah, so we'll have him on and asking if the victim said that tattoo on their asshole.
[01:01:52] Like an American Eagle bending over something.
[01:01:54] But yeah, anytime I get back into like that kind of stuff, I just want to get fucked up
[01:01:59] Is he the author of the book and he's going to be on the show?
[01:02:02] No, Bill DeCamp wrote the initial book, the original one.
[01:02:05] Nick Bryan is a journalist who wrote like also covered the material.
[01:02:08] I don't know if they have like problems with each other or something because in reading
[01:02:11] just the introduction to this, he doesn't even mention Bill Camp by name.
[01:02:15] He just says like a Nebraska state senator.
[01:02:18] But considering like the kind of the testy personalities that are in the conspiracy world,
[01:02:22] because you have to be like somewhat paranoid anyways, it's like, you know, it lends itself
[01:02:26] to being like, we're working together to fight the government.
[01:02:29] And then at some point, like, you know, they have a dispute over where to have lunch.
[01:02:33] And then one of them's like, and you're the CIA too.
[01:02:37] I don't know if that happened, but I would imagine this doesn't actually do with Boys
[01:02:45] Yeah, that's what's crazy about the original book.
[01:02:46] He accuses the Bishop that was the head of Boys Town of like molesting children.
[01:02:50] And then it's like, come on, the Bishop it.
[01:02:52] And this was the book was written in like 1998.
[01:02:54] And then after that, the Catholic Church scandal all came out and then that was one of the
[01:02:58] places and that Bishop just got, you know, they just moved them.
[01:03:01] But yeah, so I mean, a lot of it was a lot of the book was like, not necessarily like
[01:03:07] validated, but like corroborated by, you know, like the Catholic Church scandal or, or,
[01:03:12] you know, I went down this rabbit hole, the Boys Town, right?
[01:03:17] Because that's where they put all those boys or something.
[01:03:19] Well, it's called Boys Town because it was, it was a Boys orphanage.
[01:03:32] Yeah, they were being flown to Washington DC to be raped by George Bush.
[01:03:40] Yeah, they're a little, they're a little crusader.
[01:03:42] Anyway, this guy Nick Bryant has been on Tim Dillon.
[01:03:45] And you imagine I'm not sure you've been on Chappos.
[01:03:47] You're going to shock to be an altar boy because you already got a sing, which is gay
[01:03:50] And then they also get fucked in the ass.
[01:03:59] You have to swing sage around or whatever the fuck that's of it.
[01:04:03] Look, if I was in charge of it and I'm not, but of the Catholic church, I'm going to need
[01:04:09] to do something after the Adam Friedland show ends.
[01:04:12] And you're going to take on the church.
[01:04:13] Well, look, somebody, it's about the less.
[01:04:18] If I get a job at a CIA and I'm like, let me run the child fucking operation.
[01:04:27] You're still getting fucked by Saudi princes, but fucking we're going to ESPN zone.
[01:04:49] Anyway, but this guy's done some big podcast choppo.
[01:04:52] I think they never got molested at their bar mitzvah.
[01:05:04] I mean, technically, they brought it back while your friends are.
[01:05:30] It was like a club Ithaca that they would send us to it.
[01:05:32] Yeah, there's always like a 28 year old there who remember that they had that meeting in
[01:05:37] Ocean City that had like a just hidden it.
[01:05:41] They filled with like soap, like soap bubbles.
[01:05:47] Wait, they did that with kids and yeah, in Ocean City.
[01:05:50] It was just a grim and turned the lights off.
[01:05:54] And the music kind of like the back of a bowling alley and we would just grind.
[01:06:14] It was crazy, but it did have to be done.
[01:06:16] And a girl with like just like little bud titties.
[01:06:21] So this is basically what the Franklin's game.
[01:06:28] He's like, we're going to talk for a second about freak dancing.
[01:06:38] I bought one recently because I had a, I just used to read on an iPad.
[01:06:54] I'm embarrassed for two different reasons.
[01:06:56] I haven't started it in the type of book.
[01:07:09] I think the spray, the painter you guys had is John.
[01:07:19] He had tape and then I guess it just, you know, John's a bigger guy.
[01:07:28] It's just for a utility more than anything.
[01:07:36] They asked me, they were like, are you going to be using this door because you were just
[01:07:40] And then they didn't paint over the door.
[01:07:50] Everybody's like, I don't know anybody's names ever.
[01:07:59] I mean, the Philly guys are all like, they'll kind of roll together.
[01:08:01] They'll have like, they, but they, they, he worked on all that McKeever stuff.
[01:08:08] Tommy, Tommy Pope and Shane Gillis and McKeever.
[01:08:14] Like the evolution of all of that is McKeever and Tommy had like this thing called bird
[01:08:17] I think there's another guy, Luke Cunningham, who used to write for Fallon.
[01:08:22] I don't know if he's even still, I don't know.
[01:08:26] And then, I mean, I guess, yeah, Shane, I met only, I met Shane through Dan Soder.
[01:08:32] Is Tommy have the podcast where he gets really high and puts you in a closet with him?
[01:08:38] There's, it's one of those Philly guys where you get, you like smoke a blunt with him and
[01:08:42] you see how long you can sit in a closet or something.
[01:08:44] No, Tommy has one that's just in his apartment with Chris.
[01:08:50] Tommy had one on, on, on Anthony Kumi as network.
[01:08:53] I think he gets people high and puts him in a closet.
[01:09:01] He told me he was starting a new podcast a while back.
[01:09:07] But yeah, that's a good idea for a podcast.
[01:09:17] Anybody who even is proud to say I don't hate them all.
[01:09:19] I will never go to an escape room in my entire life.
[01:09:23] And anyone that tells me that they participate in escape room excommunicated.
[01:09:27] Well, that's how I feel about burning man.
[01:09:30] That is for like, if you've never had fun in your life, you go to an escape room.
[01:09:34] I know these dudes who built a giant escape room, like complex.
[01:09:41] I mean, it just, I didn't realize it was just shitty walls and like tikki-taki things that
[01:09:51] It would be funny actually now that I think about it to go to one with you and you just
[01:10:02] I think we're definitely breaking up the girl that works at the front.
[01:10:13] So when you left the bar the other night, did you see the security guard?
[01:10:22] He was just like, can you please ask Nick?
[01:10:24] He's like, I know, I know it's just, he's like, just, here's the thing.
[01:10:28] They asked me, they asked me to apologize.
[01:10:31] It's like, I know enough to know that that would not help for me to have any further
[01:10:38] No, it's just also that your brain couldn't process apologizing to someone that didn't
[01:10:53] And you knew that all their tires were so.
[01:10:59] For me, for me, it's like, I, I will, I will, I have no principle.
[01:11:04] I would be in the Holocaust and I would apologize.
[01:11:06] The Nazi, I'm sorry, by the way, for everything, you know, that we're doing, you know, I'm
[01:11:11] really nobody hates my family more than I do.
[01:11:14] But they deserve an, they deserve an apology.
[01:11:20] No, not an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an apology.
[01:11:29] They were, they, they wouldn't take an apology.
[01:11:33] Us, us fellas were very willing to do a disingenuous apology at any moment.
[01:11:41] I would have apologized to, to further the fight.
[01:11:44] I would have been like, man, really sorry that you're must be new.
[01:11:46] I would have, yeah, I would have like looked.
[01:11:50] I would have been like, oh, I am so sorry.
[01:11:54] Just to say it short and sweet, you know, say you're sorry.
[01:11:57] And I know I would have been like, hey, I'm sorry about earlier.
[01:11:59] You know, it's like, I'm really, I got a busy job.
[01:12:17] I flipped out at a, because there is the whole like, you're a white person.
[01:12:22] In Vegas, I was like reaching to get a straw at Starbucks.
[01:12:26] And I was like, what the fuck did you just say?
[01:12:29] And we got into this huge fight about it.
[01:12:31] But it was, I mean, I refused to back down.
[01:12:34] I mean, that's the other thing about my life is that I'm just constantly getting yelled
[01:12:40] Adult thinking they can tell other adults what to do is chaotic.
[01:12:44] Like in the planes when I tell you to put the tray table.
[01:12:46] Did we say promo code comtown or comtown town?
[01:12:52] Yeah, bluetooth.com, promo code com slash comtown or comtown.
[01:12:56] And soon to be TAFS, my girlfriend's calling me because I have to go to the airport.
[01:13:13] We're taking my dad to see Chris Angel.
[01:13:25] I'm going to be working remote until Monday.
[01:13:28] Guys, I seriously mean this patreon.com slash TAFS.
[01:13:36] Well, we got to make sure that we have the time.
[01:13:39] We have to make sure that it's going to be great.
[01:13:46] But tell you what, you can see this weekend's episode is already up.
[01:13:50] This weekend's episode, Monday was the hardest Nick and I probably worked on anything related
[01:13:58] And we were fucking shitting ourselves what if people don't like it and so far the response
[01:14:08] Because it's like you're putting yourself out there as an artist.
[01:14:15] We made a video, like a full show thing.
[01:14:23] Now we got special treatment by Patreon.
[01:14:32] Patreon.com slash the Adam Friedland show.
[01:14:36] So you're going to want to go check that out.
[01:14:39] Honestly, I'm very happy and excited with it about it.
[01:14:43] I watched it in bed that night at 1.30 am on my...
[01:14:48] I set up a projector in my bedroom and I watched the whole thing and I was...
[01:14:52] And Nick and I were live texting each other.
[01:14:55] Live texting is opposed to the other kind of texting.
[01:15:07] We've always had this facade of like, we don't care.
[01:15:14] And finish until like basically it might not.
[01:15:17] Our friend Steven is editing it for us.
[01:15:18] Our friend Steven is going to be editing the show.
[01:15:20] And because of the way Vimeo works, it's easier for him to just upload it directly.
[01:15:28] We were like fucking stressing out about it and like...
[01:15:31] Yeah, Nick was more stressing than me actually.
[01:15:36] Yeah, that's why he couldn't apologize actually for...
[01:15:39] Anyway, but folks, yeah, if you go there, we have a full...
[01:15:50] Even the two seconds I saw of you on buttoning his shirt.
[01:16:04] Actually, I think we're showing progression.
[01:16:08] So, on Monday, guys, we're going to have another thing hopefully.
[01:16:17] We're going to have the most fantastic thing we've ever done.
[01:16:20] But I'll tell you what, we need for years there was zero overhead to this show and
[01:16:29] So if you like this show, you want to see how crazy we can get, go to Patreon.
[01:16:34] com slash T-A-F-S and sign up and we would appreciate it.
[01:16:41] And yeah, you got to go to the airport.
[01:16:45] Check out Jordan and Albany at the Albany Funny Bone this weekend.
[01:16:50] And I will again, we'll be in Irvine, California.
[01:16:53] Yeah, and check me out in Portland, Seattle, Los Angeles.
[01:16:58] Hey, shout out to Justin who came out to the hilarious huge come down fan.