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Ep. XXX Just A Little Chat

TAFS | Regular | 08/11/2022

[00:00:00] It's the Adam Friedland Show.
[00:00:22] Hello and welcome.
[00:00:23] And I'm your executive producer.
[00:00:25] And we're doing this one since we're already editing video.
[00:00:29] I figured, fuck it, why don't I start editing the audio also?
[00:00:34] So I'll just do the whole intro thing later.
[00:00:37] Oh yeah.
[00:00:38] It's true.
[00:00:39] It was the first time I've ever touched one of these audio files.
[00:00:45] With the exception of when I've said your whole social security.
[00:00:49] And address.
[00:00:50] Yeah.
[00:00:51] You don't have social security.
[00:00:53] I know all of this information.
[00:00:55] I'm a producer.
[00:00:56] You know his social security.
[00:00:57] I don't even know my social security.
[00:00:59] You know I've paid these guys for years.
[00:01:01] Oh yes, yes, yes, yes.
[00:01:03] You guys know his name.
[00:01:04] He's my IIN and my social security number blood type.
[00:01:07] Yeah.
[00:01:08] I don't know my blood type.
[00:01:09] What's the IIN?
[00:01:10] I have his whole genome mass for your business.
[00:01:13] I got his 23 and me.
[00:01:15] Yeah.
[00:01:16] What did it come back as?
[00:01:19] Yeah.
[00:01:20] It actually turns out I'm blazian.
[00:01:22] I found that.
[00:01:23] 100% Jewish.
[00:01:24] Yeah.
[00:01:25] That's fine.
[00:01:26] I remember seeing an ad for 23 and me one time.
[00:01:28] They just got the most mixed race person they could possibly find.
[00:01:32] It was like a light one of those light skin freckle.
[00:01:36] A dark skin Chinese person.
[00:01:38] It could be.
[00:01:39] It could be.
[00:01:40] Looking at it.
[00:01:41] It looked like one of the new muppets.
[00:01:42] You know the ones where they got like wild colors.
[00:01:44] Yeah.
[00:01:45] Like they're neon and shit.
[00:01:46] It's like Elmo's cousin with HIV.
[00:01:49] Mm hmm.
[00:01:50] Yeah.
[00:01:51] And so what was the ad?
[00:01:52] It was just a picture.
[00:01:53] It was like 26% Norwegian and fucking.
[00:01:56] Which is funny.
[00:01:57] It's a picture in me.
[00:01:58] That's just for white people.
[00:01:59] It's only white people to find out how white they are.
[00:02:01] Exactly.
[00:02:02] Yeah.
[00:02:03] Yeah.
[00:02:04] There's a whole genre of YouTube videos of white people finding out they're just white
[00:02:07] and then crying and making a video because they're upset that it's like yeah you're
[00:02:11] just some French fucking.
[00:02:13] I prefer that than the people I know who found out they're like a 16th percent crow
[00:02:17] Native American and then like move to a yurt because of it.
[00:02:20] Yeah.
[00:02:21] You know what I mean?
[00:02:22] And like adopt that as their personality.
[00:02:23] That would be better.
[00:02:24] Do people do that?
[00:02:25] Yeah.
[00:02:26] I could feel it.
[00:02:28] I don't like Liz Warren.
[00:02:29] You know I was never like a Liz Warren Stan.
[00:02:32] I guess.
[00:02:33] I guess.
[00:02:34] Not for her politics.
[00:02:35] It's just she's like just clearly like in a relationship with her dog.
[00:02:40] Which that's fine if white women want to do that but I don't think it should be like
[00:02:44] normalized.
[00:02:45] Yeah.
[00:02:46] You know.
[00:02:47] Yeah.
[00:02:48] Bailey.
[00:02:49] It's weird.
[00:02:50] Well it's weird to like show kids that.
[00:02:51] You know.
[00:02:52] Like I don't want my kids to see.
[00:02:53] I don't have a problem with it.
[00:02:54] Children don't need to be groomed in the dog fucking by people like Elizabeth Warren.
[00:02:57] Yeah.
[00:02:58] I don't think it's wrong.
[00:02:59] And yeah.
[00:03:02] When she got shit during the campaign for being like I'm I'm a red man myself.
[00:03:09] I've spent my uncle used to come by with the peace pipe and we blow clouds all over the
[00:03:13] teepee you know.
[00:03:15] And but the thing is is like if you've and I've made this point I feel like on the show
[00:03:19] a different show.
[00:03:20] Not this and not the end of freedom the show but you're oh you're from upstate New York.
[00:03:23] Is there like there's there's like it's not like we're about to say I'm from Vermont.
[00:03:28] No I thought you were just from the Midwest because it's like the upstate New York is
[00:03:32] like the Midwest based on them.
[00:03:34] Western New York is the Midwest Buffalo is Midwest.
[00:03:37] You get out there and they have the accent.
[00:03:39] Oh we're going to a bar.
[00:03:41] We're going to a bar later.
[00:03:43] Yeah.
[00:03:44] So just stop speaking.
[00:03:45] It's weird because the women have flat it's like they talk like this when everything's
[00:03:47] real flat but then the men have like rolling or it rolls over like this.
[00:03:51] Dude after a weekend in Buffalo I was like I wish I was deaf.
[00:03:55] Buffalo is fucked up.
[00:03:56] It's a fucked up place.
[00:03:57] I started telling you there.
[00:03:58] It's a really offensive accent.
[00:04:01] It's just not there's no diction.
[00:04:03] They're not saying anything and it's just it's just like they're going like roll roll
[00:04:08] roll and you're supposed to be listening to it.
[00:04:10] Someone there told me they're like yeah apparently it's one of the clearest easiest accents
[00:04:15] to understand you know and it's like that's that's what you have to say good about Buffalo
[00:04:19] is like we talk okay we don't have any fucking jobs but we talk okay.
[00:04:24] How come as soon as you cross over into Canada it's just immediately gone.
[00:04:28] That accent's gone.
[00:04:29] Health care.
[00:04:30] Oh.
[00:04:31] Those are people they can all go to a speech pathology for free as a five year old.
[00:04:33] Where is everybody in Buffalo they just there's one there was one retarded guy who became
[00:04:36] mayor a hundred years ago and he ruined it for all.
[00:04:38] I think they also have nuclear fallout too.
[00:04:40] From what the G.E.
[00:04:42] The General Mills.
[00:04:43] Yeah.
[00:04:44] What are you playing?
[00:04:45] They all got lucky charms poisoning.
[00:04:47] Yeah.
[00:04:48] They asked from fucking marshmallows.
[00:04:50] Yeah it's a sad place.
[00:04:51] Yeah.
[00:04:52] I live there for three months and I was blacked out the entire time a hundred percent and
[00:04:56] I would like become lucid for a second and be like absolutely not.
[00:04:59] Yeah yeah.
[00:05:00] Yeah it's like it's like it's like spiritually just winter there.
[00:05:03] It is yeah.
[00:05:04] Like the but post holiday winter.
[00:05:06] People were like February 2nd is every day in fucking Buffalo.
[00:05:10] Yeah.
[00:05:11] They had snow that was like eight feet tall and there was this press conference and they
[00:05:15] were like do you want to that they were taking questions and the mayor was being like nobody
[00:05:20] go outside people are dying people are dying and then somebody was like I have a question
[00:05:23] and he was like is the bills game gonna happen and the mayor was like yes you fucking retard
[00:05:28] obviously.
[00:05:29] Obviously.
[00:05:30] Yeah.
[00:05:31] What are we gonna do cancel the bills game?
[00:05:34] What are you a fucking retard?
[00:05:36] I will say funniest women ever come out of there.
[00:05:39] Yeah really.
[00:05:40] Yeah because they're haggard.
[00:05:41] Yeah.
[00:05:42] They're fat and they're covered in thick makeup.
[00:05:45] And they're like nasty.
[00:05:47] They all look like they all look like a November pumpkin.
[00:05:50] Yeah.
[00:05:51] Yeah and they have like yeah they have like torn up knees from just like blowing just being
[00:05:55] like I'll fucking blow this guy I don't give a damn.
[00:05:57] Did you see right on right on Astro Turf?
[00:05:59] Yeah.
[00:06:00] I probably mentioned it before but there was a Craigslist misconnection from a Buffalo
[00:06:05] bills game once where it was like you sat next to me and my boyfriend at the game and
[00:06:11] then when my boyfriend went to the bathroom you took my hand and I gave you a hand job
[00:06:19] and I never got a look out at you but if you see this like I was the woman who jacked
[00:06:24] you off at the bills game.
[00:06:26] Yeah that rules.
[00:06:27] That's pretty cool.
[00:06:28] That's pretty cool.
[00:06:29] It's pretty cool.
[00:06:30] I took care of a girl who's paralyzed in Buffalo and she would get drunk.
[00:06:33] I would strap a whiskey thing to her neck and so she could suck the alcohol out of it and
[00:06:38] get fucked up and she had to like I had to control her hair and I was wasted and I had
[00:06:44] to do.
[00:06:45] She like she drunk drove herself into that chair.
[00:06:48] She no that's the crazy no it was just like a cyst that cut off her circular or whatever
[00:06:53] her whatever that's called.
[00:06:54] That's cool to know that that's cool to know that that's cool to know that.
[00:06:56] I'm glad I didn't.
[00:06:57] I'm glad I didn't.
[00:06:58] I'm just convinced Nick he has that.
[00:07:00] Yeah.
[00:07:01] Oh great.
[00:07:02] Not yet I can feel it already.
[00:07:03] Whatever Nick we did a tour of equinox.
[00:07:05] We did.
[00:07:06] That's all better.
[00:07:07] I was getting anxiety this morning.
[00:07:08] I was convinced somebody said that I had a brain tumor because I was dizzy from because
[00:07:11] I switched to veganism so I still I'm like I'm probably my blood.
[00:07:15] My vitamins are probably all fucked up.
[00:07:17] Why did you switch because of that movie?
[00:07:19] Yeah.
[00:07:20] Ethical reasons I guess.
[00:07:23] Environmental reasons.
[00:07:24] No not environmental just like like factory farming.
[00:07:27] Yeah.
[00:07:28] Yeah.
[00:07:29] That's when I don't eat meat and it's because of that.
[00:07:30] Which feels gay but it is.
[00:07:32] Yeah.
[00:07:33] I don't care if they factory farm a chicken.
[00:07:35] A chicken I don't care.
[00:07:36] Chicken's not a guy.
[00:07:37] A cow is a guy.
[00:07:38] A cow is a whole guy.
[00:07:40] A cow is a dude.
[00:07:41] It's because of watching an indie person at one point.
[00:07:44] A cow is someone.
[00:07:46] Basically every fucking dairy farm in the United States it's like you know like a cow
[00:07:51] being born and they're like what is going on.
[00:07:55] I was just driving my car but now a truck got me off and now here I am.
[00:08:04] What is going on.
[00:08:07] I like the beginning of the sentence.
[00:08:09] Oh what?
[00:08:10] So I just realized that autistic people have the end of the sentence where they go like
[00:08:14] they'll be like what is going on.
[00:08:18] They do that.
[00:08:19] They do that.
[00:08:20] We're gonna yeah we're gonna go get some lunch.
[00:08:22] Yeah they do stop.
[00:08:24] That's who invented stopa.
[00:08:25] Stopa.
[00:08:26] I thought it was Jewish women.
[00:08:27] No I think it was children.
[00:08:29] Children.
[00:08:30] Stopa.
[00:08:31] Yeah yeah that's true.
[00:08:32] I would hear that a lot as a child to live to annoy other people.
[00:08:38] Yeah.
[00:08:39] A lot of my and then being like what what.
[00:08:42] I wasn't doing it.
[00:08:44] Yeah.
[00:08:45] Don't know that autistic women is like this little moan at the end.
[00:08:50] It's like no.
[00:08:52] It's gross.
[00:08:53] Yeah it sounds like part of a nine inch nail song.
[00:08:58] Yeah nasty.
[00:09:01] So what was I saying?
[00:09:03] Oh yeah.
[00:09:04] Liz Warren.
[00:09:05] Liz Warren.
[00:09:06] No I'm fine.
[00:09:07] It's like you get older.
[00:09:08] You're older.
[00:09:09] When you're in your 30s it's like you know if you don't drink enough water you'll like
[00:09:11] collapse in a holiday.
[00:09:12] I had like a meltdown at the cellar because Kyle Dunnegan you know Kyle Dunnegan.
[00:09:16] Yeah.
[00:09:17] I like him a huge fan of him.
[00:09:19] Yeah.
[00:09:20] And he like I watched him come in during my set and I got like so terrified and I was
[00:09:24] like this is fucked up.
[00:09:25] I was like vertigo-y.
[00:09:26] Yeah.
[00:09:27] But it was fine.
[00:09:28] I also in movie theaters if the if there's like any music that's like this.
[00:09:31] Oh oh oh like that.
[00:09:33] I'm all just faint.
[00:09:35] You don't like it.
[00:09:36] Oh faint.
[00:09:37] I literally will.
[00:09:38] I've seen it in like four theaters.
[00:09:39] Really?
[00:09:40] I've painted on a plane recently.
[00:09:42] Yeah.
[00:09:43] From N.I.
[00:09:44] Shyamalan.
[00:09:45] From old.
[00:09:46] That movie old.
[00:09:47] Really?
[00:09:48] Yeah I fainted and paid my face.
[00:09:49] From that scene where the guys' nose is bleeding.
[00:09:50] No and she has the tumor.
[00:09:51] Oh okay.
[00:09:52] And they cut it open.
[00:09:53] I hated that movie.
[00:09:54] It's a bad movie.
[00:09:55] I mean I only saw half of it because I passed out.
[00:09:58] If there's the music paired with gore.
[00:10:00] Yeah.
[00:10:01] Well movies hit different on planes because like cabin pressure and stuff.
[00:10:05] Yeah and everyone's naked big puffs.
[00:10:07] Yeah.
[00:10:08] So you're like like fuck that.
[00:10:09] I vape so much on planes.
[00:10:11] They do.
[00:10:12] It's not a way people know.
[00:10:13] It's not a cool look in general.
[00:10:15] I set off the alarm in the bathroom.
[00:10:17] Did you?
[00:10:18] With a vape.
[00:10:19] Yeah.
[00:10:20] Aren't they like that's a $500,000 fine.
[00:10:23] I just wanted to lie.
[00:10:24] You're going to Guantanamo.
[00:10:25] I just showed it in my bra and was like I don't have anything dude.
[00:10:27] I don't know why it went off.
[00:10:28] Your planes fucked up.
[00:10:29] I farted.
[00:10:30] It's my pussy.
[00:10:31] From my pussy.
[00:10:32] My pussy's rotten.
[00:10:33] My pussy farted.
[00:10:34] Go ahead.
[00:10:35] Go ahead.
[00:10:36] Go ahead.
[00:10:37] Go ahead.
[00:10:38] Go ahead.
[00:10:39] Go ahead.
[00:10:40] Go ahead.
[00:10:41] Go ahead.
[00:10:42] Go ahead.
[00:10:43] Go ahead.
[00:10:44] He knew I was lying.
[00:10:45] He angrily stood at the front of the plane and went nobody's allowed to vape on the plane while
[00:10:48] only making eye contact with me and the whole plane looked at me and I was like.
[00:10:53] There are no vips allowed on the plane.
[00:10:56] And in the airline, you don't see that very often.
[00:10:59] Well yeah.
[00:11:00] That would not then still a lot of confidence in me.
[00:11:02] Why?
[00:11:03] They're not.
[00:11:04] Why?
[00:11:05] They do a good job at Uber.
[00:11:06] Yeah, but they drive real aggressively.
[00:11:08] Yeah.
[00:11:09] So you'll get to LA faster.
[00:11:10] You should say the Indian plane is landing and behind you you just see another plane
[00:11:13] just like blowing up.
[00:11:14] I'm just crashing and blowing up.
[00:11:16] So I put the plane with a horn for some reason.
[00:11:20] There are guys like standing on the wings.
[00:11:23] We have laundered.
[00:11:24] It stresses me out when they show you the cabinets.
[00:11:26] Look at those beads, the beads all over the chair.
[00:11:30] It stresses me out when they show you those trains.
[00:11:33] I love when they have the tiny magic carpet hanging from the rear view.
[00:11:36] Yeah, that's cool.
[00:11:38] Yeah, that's cool.
[00:11:39] Because I just want some carpet.
[00:11:41] I have lots at home but some are so wild drive.
[00:11:45] I have some here.
[00:11:47] In case.
[00:11:49] No.
[00:11:50] What if my hand has to sit down?
[00:11:52] What if I want to put the carpet down on the dash in my hand?
[00:11:56] It's got to be a praying thing, right?
[00:12:01] Like they just do that.
[00:12:02] They're like, okay, you know, every two hours while driving.
[00:12:05] Oh, their fingers are falling?
[00:12:07] Yeah, they have their fingers bow.
[00:12:08] Yeah, I love you.
[00:12:11] I love you.
[00:12:13] My home is like, yeah, that's good enough.
[00:12:14] Just don't draw me.
[00:12:16] Just that's fine.
[00:12:18] That satisfies the every five hours requirements.
[00:12:20] Just don't ever draw a fucking picture of me.
[00:12:22] I love you.
[00:12:27] I love you.
[00:12:29] I miss you every day.
[00:12:31] I love you.
[00:12:32] I love you.
[00:12:33] Oh my God.
[00:12:34] Have you guys seen Zarnagar?
[00:12:35] No, God.
[00:12:36] What's that?
[00:12:37] Zarnagar.
[00:12:38] She's the Indian woman at the cellar.
[00:12:41] No, we're not cellar guy.
[00:12:42] We're not comedians.
[00:12:43] It's it is full.
[00:12:45] The thickest Indian accent you've ever heard the most.
[00:12:47] Does she crush?
[00:12:48] Speak with you.
[00:12:49] I will crush.
[00:12:50] I will be the murders.
[00:12:51] I'll be the Irvine improv.
[00:12:52] I'll be the red boogers 18 through the 20th.
[00:12:53] Tickets are still on sale now.
[00:12:55] We're running out of time here.
[00:12:57] If you guys could buy tickets at the Irvine improv.
[00:12:59] When does this come out?
[00:13:01] It comes out today.
[00:13:02] Oh God, please buy tickets to Albany.
[00:13:04] I'm going to kill myself in Albany.
[00:13:05] I'm ready to die.
[00:13:06] And that's the place to do it.
[00:13:07] Is there even a club there?
[00:13:08] It's a funny boom.
[00:13:10] It's a brawl.
[00:13:11] Yeah.
[00:13:12] It's bad.
[00:13:13] Yeah, listen to my tickets to Albany show.
[00:13:16] And when is that this weekend this weekend?
[00:13:19] This weekend.
[00:13:20] Can I hit up the orange Julius before?
[00:13:22] I don't know, I haven't asked him too scared.
[00:13:24] But I hope that they'll just, if it's bad,
[00:13:26] just collapse it into one show.
[00:13:27] I mean, I opened for Dusty there, like, I think last year.
[00:13:30] And he had a hard time.
[00:13:31] And that was after Netflix, and he, like, sells out.
[00:13:33] Yeah.
[00:13:34] I mean, Buffalo was rough.
[00:13:36] Like, I was, you know, I was like, been on the road a little bit.
[00:13:39] Like, after the first show was lost, and I was, like, paranoid.
[00:13:42] But they sold out pretty quickly.
[00:13:43] And then Boston, I was worried about him.
[00:13:45] It was fine.
[00:13:46] And then Raleigh and Portland, like, didn't move at all.
[00:13:48] Yeah, Raleigh is crazy.
[00:13:49] Until a couple of days before.
[00:13:50] And then those all sold out.
[00:13:52] And I was like, oh, thank God.
[00:13:53] Like, they were selling out day off.
[00:13:55] And then Portland, same thing.
[00:13:56] It was selling out day off.
[00:13:57] So I'm like, oh, maybe I'm fine.
[00:13:58] Yeah.
[00:13:59] And then Buffalo, like, wasn't worried about it.
[00:14:01] And I got the, like, all of the, I mean, I sold maybe 100, 150 tickets each show.
[00:14:05] And it was, like, 350 capacity.
[00:14:07] So now I'm, like, back to being worried about it.
[00:14:09] Irvine's a huge fucking room.
[00:14:11] It's like 490.
[00:14:12] Oof.
[00:14:13] Wait, how was, um, did Raleigh end up being okay?
[00:14:16] Yeah, Raleigh was great.
[00:14:17] Because it's a great club.
[00:14:18] I was just worried about, like, the market in terms of, like, how many tickets I could sell.
[00:14:22] People all always do the day of thing.
[00:14:24] It's aggravating.
[00:14:25] They did that to me at Louisville.
[00:14:26] It was zero.
[00:14:27] And then it was like, everybody bought them.
[00:14:28] Yeah, it makes sense.
[00:14:29] I mean, if I was going to something, I'm like, I'm going to get my tickets three months in advance, you know?
[00:14:34] No, I would expect that out of these guys.
[00:14:37] Yeah.
[00:14:38] Yeah.
[00:14:39] They need to get their I-Calz online.
[00:14:40] I put, I put a Facebook clip up and boosted it because that's what Dusty said to do.
[00:14:46] And I was like, here we go.
[00:14:48] This is great.
[00:14:49] It's going to go out into the ether.
[00:14:50] People get tickets.
[00:14:51] Middle, you know, Albany, New York people.
[00:14:53] And it's like four views or something.
[00:14:55] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:14:56] Like, what the fuck?
[00:14:57] No, that should is all a scam.
[00:14:58] What do you do?
[00:14:59] All of the advertising that anyone has access to, like, anyone, if any fucking dickhead in the world can approach a good company and be like, can I promote this?
[00:15:07] Then it's guaranteed to be useless as far as conversion is concerned.
[00:15:11] Like, the only advertising that's affected, like, if you can get something on TV or, like, a real ad campaign.
[00:15:16] And I'm basing that on nothing.
[00:15:18] On no information that I have or access to.
[00:15:21] What do people do to people of publicists?
[00:15:22] I don't know.
[00:15:23] I spent a little bit of money on Instagram advertising for T-shirts.
[00:15:26] And it's like, they did nothing.
[00:15:28] It did absolutely nothing.
[00:15:29] Yeah.
[00:15:30] People, just people that don't know a com town didn't want to buy an Andre Steakhouse T-shirt.
[00:15:36] The Richard Gear Museum shirt is a good shirt.
[00:15:38] That is a great shirt.
[00:15:39] I got plenty. I was the only one I paid for.
[00:15:41] I like the New York Times one.
[00:15:43] And this is the brand that was one that was good.
[00:15:45] Oh, thank you.
[00:15:46] That was awesome.
[00:15:47] I wanted to do a shirt.
[00:15:49] And this is nevermind.
[00:15:50] What?
[00:15:51] No, nothing.
[00:15:52] Say it.
[00:15:53] No, I'm not saying it.
[00:15:54] Irvine improv is the...
[00:15:57] That'll be interesting to see how that sells.
[00:16:00] Irvine?
[00:16:01] Where is Irvine?
[00:16:02] Irvine's like it.
[00:16:03] I guess 45 minutes out of the LA.
[00:16:04] Oh, I did that with Lewis.
[00:16:07] Yeah.
[00:16:09] Lewis J.C.K.
[00:16:10] Lewis J.C.K.F.
[00:16:11] Guy, can you imagine how much that guy would rape?
[00:16:14] Oh, my God.
[00:16:15] Oh, my God.
[00:16:16] He'd get numbers.
[00:16:17] He'd do numbers.
[00:16:18] We're at come up.
[00:16:19] Yeah.
[00:16:20] He'd rape and then he'd do Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
[00:16:25] But after this, I'm going to be on the road like every weekend until October.
[00:16:28] So I'm worried it's going to be like, I go on tour and I'm making no money for two months
[00:16:33] straight and then coming back here and having a, like,
[00:16:36] get this thing off the ground.
[00:16:38] Wait, honestly, I can't go in.
[00:16:40] You're going way every weekend.
[00:16:41] Are you coming back?
[00:16:42] I picked up like CAA's booking me.
[00:16:44] Oh, yeah.
[00:16:45] No, I'll be out of town Thursday to Sunday to do stand up and then back here.
[00:16:50] And then this is like a full time job, basically.
[00:16:53] Now at this point, too...
[00:16:54] Are you going to do a 15 minutes Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday?
[00:16:57] 15 minutes?
[00:16:58] 50.
[00:16:59] On...
[00:17:00] Well, an hour, yeah, yeah.
[00:17:01] But twice a night Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
[00:17:04] Usually it's five shows, usually.
[00:17:06] It's like a normal club, right?
[00:17:08] Crazy.
[00:17:09] Why?
[00:17:10] Because I've just been doing Saturday, Sunday, an hour.
[00:17:12] No, I just did eight shows in Chicago.
[00:17:16] It wipes me out compared to doing the cellar where it's like 15 minutes, three or four times a night.
[00:17:21] You know what's nice about doing this?
[00:17:22] This is the first time I'm doing an Adam's show.
[00:17:24] Yeah.
[00:17:25] The first time I've had like anything close to a real job in like seven years.
[00:17:28] And because it's like, you know, I mean, I get here like 8 a.m., 7, 8.
[00:17:33] And then just handling like phone calls.
[00:17:37] Really?
[00:17:38] Phone calls.
[00:17:39] Pointing at stuff, telling people what the pain, what?
[00:17:41] Delegation.
[00:17:42] Yeah, I think going back to doing like something that has regular nine to five hours and then doing stand up, you forget as a stand up comedian that it is the laziest, easiest job of the world.
[00:17:53] Yeah, yeah, totally.
[00:17:54] So comics like dude, five, show that, that really wears you out.
[00:17:57] It's like, work at McDonald's drive-through for one day.
[00:18:00] Yeah.
[00:18:01] That's a real job.
[00:18:02] You know, it is true.
[00:18:03] Yeah.
[00:18:04] When I was doing carpentry, I would do comedy and I'd be like, this rule, this is the best.
[00:18:07] And now I'm just like, I'm used to going to the cellar doing two 15 minute spots eating and going home.
[00:18:11] So now I'm like, two hours.
[00:18:12] Are you kidding?
[00:18:13] I remember.
[00:18:14] Stand up for that.
[00:18:15] I remember being like a young comedy.
[00:18:16] You see like headliners and they'd be like, they didn't even bring the fucking, they didn't bring, I asked for ranch dressing with these fucking french fries and you're like, you have like the, this is the dream.
[00:18:24] Yeah.
[00:18:25] And you're complaining about ketchup, like in the green room.
[00:18:27] You just fly around doing nothing.
[00:18:29] Yeah, it is.
[00:18:30] You talk about yourself for an hour.
[00:18:32] Yeah, right.
[00:18:33] And then it takes maybe two months of adjusting to that lifestyle and you're like, can't they get another fucking, they're being an ottoman in here.
[00:18:39] Trying to put my feet up.
[00:18:41] Oh my God.
[00:18:43] One time I was in this.
[00:18:45] I always think about this and people say riders.
[00:18:47] We were in this room, me and Louie at Atlanta and it was, I swear to God, zero degrees.
[00:18:52] I mean, it was the coldest room we've ever been in and we were like, bundling up, grabbing like pieces of furniture.
[00:18:57] And he has that.
[00:18:58] He has that in his rider.
[00:18:59] No, and I went up to the guy and I was like, dude, what's going on?
[00:19:02] Like, this is fucked up and we're here for like five days.
[00:19:05] And he was like, I thought Louie likes an ice cold.
[00:19:08] I mean, great.
[00:19:09] It's for Boston.
[00:19:10] We were like, no, dude.
[00:19:11] He was like, so embarrassed.
[00:19:13] He like lost his mind.
[00:19:14] He was like, I'm so sorry.
[00:19:16] And then like cranked it up.
[00:19:17] But it was like, do you think that Louie wrote in like I want the green room to be zero degrees?
[00:19:22] It's crazy.
[00:19:23] Yeah.
[00:19:24] Why would do who would do that?
[00:19:25] I don't know.
[00:19:26] Also, where was the missed?
[00:19:28] You know what I mean?
[00:19:29] Like what happened?
[00:19:30] It's like, that's just what I heard he likes.
[00:19:33] And you can see us suffering.
[00:19:36] Louie Eskimo.
[00:19:37] That's who they thought it was.
[00:19:39] Yeah.
[00:19:40] That's a different guy.
[00:19:41] Right?
[00:19:42] Yeah.
[00:19:43] That's a different.
[00:19:44] Louie Eskimo.
[00:19:45] Louie Eskimo.
[00:19:46] I want a rider.
[00:19:47] What's your rider?
[00:19:48] Do you have a rider?
[00:19:49] No, I don't.
[00:19:50] I don't know.
[00:19:51] I mean, yeah, they're nothing.
[00:19:53] Just get through the weekend, I guess.
[00:19:56] So I can get back here and we can pretend to have a TV show.
[00:20:00] I just want to get to the point where I can say no punishers in the green room.
[00:20:04] No person that's going to sit there and talk to me for an hour and a half about.
[00:20:08] Yeah, about comedy.
[00:20:09] Yeah.
[00:20:10] Oh, I love talking about my process.
[00:20:12] Oh my God.
[00:20:13] I love it.
[00:20:14] I love drifting off to sleep while somebody's talking.
[00:20:17] In the green room.
[00:20:18] Just be like, right?
[00:20:19] I'm with Dan.
[00:20:20] I totally.
[00:20:21] Is that what I'm saying?
[00:20:23] Just having sleep apnea at them.
[00:20:27] Yeah.
[00:20:28] Totally dude.
[00:20:29] I'll let you do your thing.
[00:20:30] I'll see you later.
[00:20:31] No, yeah, no, I hear you.
[00:20:34] But yeah, I'll chat with you after.
[00:20:35] The worst is for us, like when a local comic is like, hey, great to meet you.
[00:20:40] Beep, beep, beep.
[00:20:41] You know, they say like all the bad words and we're like, why?
[00:20:45] Because they want to prove that they're at the word Lord and worthy.
[00:20:47] Yeah, they're bad ass or something.
[00:20:49] I met some Gary.
[00:20:50] Some kid in.
[00:20:51] I was like, you don't talk.
[00:20:52] I met some kid in Penn Station.
[00:20:54] He came up to me in Penn Station.
[00:20:56] He was like, dude, me and he's like, he's, he just has like a wet mouth.
[00:21:00] You know, like a way like a five year old does.
[00:21:03] He's just lips are wet.
[00:21:05] Yeah, Dan, madderman totally.
[00:21:07] Yeah, like a guy that's dealing with chapped lips in the middle of summer.
[00:21:11] Yeah.
[00:21:12] And like, you know, where he has like the rig of red around it.
[00:21:14] Yeah, 27 years old.
[00:21:15] And he's like, me and my friend always talk about what I would say to you or what we would say to you if we ever ran, ran into you on the long run.
[00:21:21] Ran into you on the long island railroad.
[00:21:23] That's like what?
[00:21:24] Yeah, yeah.
[00:21:25] I don't know why that was the scenario.
[00:21:26] That's something people wonder.
[00:21:27] And then he goes, and he goes, and I will be the side is I would, you would just sit down next to you and just say, faggot and then say nothing else.
[00:21:36] And I was like, no, great.
[00:21:38] That was like, awesome.
[00:21:41] We've really made the world a worse place.
[00:21:43] That's what this new show is.
[00:21:45] We're trying to atone for our sins.
[00:21:47] Yeah.
[00:21:48] Nice kid.
[00:21:52] You're right.
[00:21:53] Thank you for saying hi.
[00:21:54] I don't want to discourage anyone from saying hi.
[00:21:57] My problem is I need to be touched by women.
[00:21:59] Women are so touchy.
[00:22:01] Me too.
[00:22:02] I hate to be like, oh my God, I didn't.
[00:22:03] And they'll climb into my fucking mouth and I'm like pulling them off me.
[00:22:07] And I feel like they put your hands through your hair like a shampoo.
[00:22:09] They do.
[00:22:10] They do or they'll be like, I love your and I'm like, just take it.
[00:22:12] You can have it.
[00:22:13] Whatever.
[00:22:14] Whatever you like, it's crazy or there's this one.
[00:22:18] Can we be best friends?
[00:22:20] That the hostility that it elicits in me is unbelievable.
[00:22:24] Can we be friends?
[00:22:25] I'm like, no, I 100% know because of that phrase.
[00:22:30] What is supposed to happen after that?
[00:22:32] It's crazy.
[00:22:33] Like you both just sit on a couch and don't say anything and watch fucking the decades
[00:22:37] channel or they're like in a living room.
[00:22:39] What do you even do with friends?
[00:22:40] You go to Sweet Green?
[00:22:41] Yeah.
[00:22:42] You go to Sweet Green.
[00:22:43] They want to trip on mushrooms with me.
[00:22:44] One guy in Vegas.
[00:22:45] Yeah.
[00:22:46] Mm hmm.
[00:22:47] Bum rushed me on stage as I got off stage like ran at me to try and do mushrooms with
[00:22:53] me because he was on mushrooms and the security just like crossed what I closed lined him
[00:22:58] and he like fell over and was on mushrooms being like, I just want to do mushrooms with
[00:23:01] her as if I was going to be like, come on buddy, the faster you run.
[00:23:05] Yeah.
[00:23:06] We had a guy in Chicago.
[00:23:07] So we're making eye over there.
[00:23:08] He was on acid.
[00:23:09] He was just like cashing me and tried to approach this stage.
[00:23:12] Ooh.
[00:23:13] Ooh.
[00:23:14] And he tried to get on stage.
[00:23:15] They confided me on stage.
[00:23:16] They took him out of the stadium.
[00:23:17] They took him out of the stadium.
[00:23:18] You've been at Lincoln Lodge.
[00:23:19] It's like a hundred people there.
[00:23:20] Kyle was just like, no he didn't.
[00:23:22] We're all sitting right here.
[00:23:23] Yeah.
[00:23:24] You know.
[00:23:25] So he got like escorted out and I guess someone went outside for a cigarette like 20 minutes
[00:23:29] later.
[00:23:30] There's just a picture.
[00:23:31] He went across the street to another bar and they beat him.
[00:23:33] The bouncers kicked the shit out of him.
[00:23:36] Then there's a picture of him just face down on the ground.
[00:23:39] He was arrested by the police.
[00:23:42] Yeah, the cops showed up and he was like, just fucking kill me.
[00:23:45] It's like a white guy.
[00:23:46] So they're like, do you need help?
[00:23:47] Yeah.
[00:23:48] Are you okay?
[00:23:49] Do you want us to call your parents?
[00:23:50] You wanted them to be one of them to like George Floyd and I guess.
[00:23:53] Yeah.
[00:23:54] Yeah.
[00:23:55] That's like the comic who lost his mind recently.
[00:23:57] Ian?
[00:23:58] With that guy?
[00:23:59] No, not Ian.
[00:24:00] The other one who kept like, we'll talk about it.
[00:24:03] Ian does that also.
[00:24:04] Ezra Miller, the Flash.
[00:24:05] What tries to get in trouble?
[00:24:06] No, he loses his mind.
[00:24:07] And he's like, if you George Floyd me, it would fix every problem in society.
[00:24:13] His politics have gone so much stupid.
[00:24:16] He said, he said, he said, Adam, the funniest text.
[00:24:19] Oh my God.
[00:24:20] He said, I mean, it takes about your podcast.
[00:24:23] And he was like, hey, man, I'm really sorry.
[00:24:26] Like, I thought it would be really funny to have a baby there.
[00:24:29] But, you know, I'm really sorry that the show became, and he just described the episode
[00:24:35] we did as a dystopian nightmare.
[00:24:37] Yeah.
[00:24:38] And I was like, you don't know what that worked.
[00:24:42] The only thing dystopian about it was watching Racine hate his child.
[00:24:45] That's what was freaking me out.
[00:24:47] He was, yeah, that kid's cute, man.
[00:24:50] That kid rules.
[00:24:51] Racine just being like, just stop.
[00:24:53] I don't think he should be on Ian Fide and podcast, but I think that is maybe too much.
[00:24:58] I'm not going to call CPS on Racine, but I don't think that's good.
[00:25:02] No, him choking that liquid death and playing with the Taser gun.
[00:25:05] I was like, this is not good.
[00:25:06] Real quick.
[00:25:07] We got to talk about today is the 10th, the 9th, I think, right now?
[00:25:12] Maybe the 10th.
[00:25:13] You didn't make any sense.
[00:25:15] Oh, yeah.
[00:25:16] No, it's the 10th.
[00:25:17] Yeah.
[00:25:18] Sorry.
[00:25:19] So we got to talk about super speciosa.com.
[00:25:20] Oh, let's talk about it.
[00:25:21] Supergetsuperleaf.com.
[00:25:22] I think is still the website.
[00:25:24] We're four minutes late on this one.
[00:25:26] Damn.
[00:25:27] We haven't had reads in a while.
[00:25:28] During the summer, I guess it slows down.
[00:25:30] With advertisement?
[00:25:31] Yeah, there's nobody.
[00:25:32] At least our sponsors.
[00:25:33] Nobody.
[00:25:34] I book all the, I do like annual contracts.
[00:25:38] So I book everything in November and then I leave like, I left like a blank spot in the
[00:25:43] middle of the summer and I was like, that's all the way in the fucking summer.
[00:25:46] And then you forget as you get older, then it's like time is just.
[00:25:49] Yeah, I've been doing that.
[00:25:51] I'm buying plane tickets where I'm like, I'll buy it when it comes and then it's here and
[00:25:54] it's $8,000.
[00:25:55] Yeah, I haven't bought a ticket to Irvine yet.
[00:25:57] And I might have to, dude, I booked, I was like, I asked like Wardell.
[00:25:59] I was like, do you want a feature?
[00:26:01] And he was like, yeah, totally.
[00:26:02] And then I saw him last night and like, you know, I was like, you're so, I just like a
[00:26:07] casual like, you're still good to feature, right?
[00:26:10] Like expecting the answer to be like, of course, because I'm, he's like, oh, yeah, I've been
[00:26:13] meeting the talk to you now.
[00:26:15] I'm like, what the fuck?
[00:26:17] He's like, yeah, I can do like a guest spot on Saturday.
[00:26:20] It's like you were booked, you were booked a middle the whole weekend.
[00:26:24] So I might, I might fly, we're seeing out there because I really don't know what you want to.
[00:26:27] Yeah, fly, we're seeing.
[00:26:28] Yeah, I'm not sure.
[00:26:29] I guess I did you Mel.
[00:26:30] Yeah, I don't know.
[00:26:31] I think we're seeing you.
[00:26:32] Yeah, Mike needs to work.
[00:26:33] Yeah.
[00:26:34] It's just as expensive to bring Mike.
[00:26:36] Why?
[00:26:37] Well, he brings all his fucking pasta sauce on the airplane.
[00:26:39] Oh, yeah.
[00:26:40] And that's like an additional like $3,000.
[00:26:42] Yeah.
[00:26:43] Cause it's, but it's, you know, it's, and he can't check it because it's like medicine.
[00:26:47] Yeah.
[00:26:48] It's prescription.
[00:26:49] Yes, I have it on his person at all times.
[00:26:51] Yeah.
[00:26:52] Yeah.
[00:26:53] And you can't get through TSA.
[00:26:54] If he doesn't have.
[00:26:55] Yeah, I bring liquids on the plane.
[00:26:58] If he doesn't have access to the Marin era for two hours, he starts growing like a giant
[00:27:02] curly mustache and Korean music starts playing.
[00:27:05] Yeah.
[00:27:06] And he starts trying to make dogs kiss.
[00:27:07] His hairline just goes back further and further.
[00:27:09] Yeah.
[00:27:10] Yeah.
[00:27:11] Okay.
[00:27:12] Get super, or super speciosa.com.
[00:27:15] I guess they, if the band didn't get super relief.com.
[00:27:18] Okay.
[00:27:19] Here's the thing I love about this company is like, so they buy a bunch of reads with us
[00:27:22] and they cannot figure out what they want the name of the company to be or what it changes
[00:27:27] every week.
[00:27:28] It changes all the time.
[00:27:29] Yeah.
[00:27:30] So it's gets, it's super speciosa raw leaf.
[00:27:33] Nice.
[00:27:34] CRD, MRK.
[00:27:35] Nice.
[00:27:36] What did it used to be?
[00:27:37] Trade more.
[00:27:38] I don't know.
[00:27:39] It used to be get super relief.com was also super O G X.
[00:27:42] So it was super organic, super O G X get super leaf, super speciosa.
[00:27:47] And then they would send emails and be like, oh yeah.
[00:27:49] So can you just not say website?
[00:27:52] They're like, stop saying super speciosa.
[00:27:54] Say get, get super relief.
[00:27:56] But now their website is super speciosa.com.
[00:27:59] This is how you know this shit is good because these are the most incompetent businessmen
[00:28:03] in the entire fucking world, but they're in business because their product is basically
[00:28:08] it's drugs.
[00:28:09] It's like, yeah, it's cratum.
[00:28:10] Yeah, it's cratum because of some sort of agricultural loophole.
[00:28:15] Pure crater.
[00:28:16] The thing is, is that the war on drugs only existed.
[00:28:19] They put black people in jail in the 1970s.
[00:28:22] That's right.
[00:28:23] So they made all the drugs illegal.
[00:28:24] And then they realized why people were doing a lot of the drugs also.
[00:28:28] And now it's this blatant hypocrisy.
[00:28:29] So they're like, we're not going to don't never make any new drug illegal.
[00:28:32] How about a blasian hypocrisy?
[00:28:34] Yeah.
[00:28:35] Anyways, cratum from get super relief.com.
[00:28:40] New signature reserve 1.5% MIT 25% on.
[00:28:45] Oh, Massachusetts Institute.
[00:28:47] Is it like cratum?
[00:28:48] It is cratum.
[00:28:49] It is cratum.
[00:28:50] It is cratum.
[00:28:51] Oh, I did cratum one time and I vomited all day.
[00:28:53] I vomited like black.
[00:28:54] Yeah, you threw up.
[00:28:55] Yeah, yeah.
[00:28:56] I did it one time and I vomited.
[00:28:57] Have you guys ever gone like a lot of opiates?
[00:29:01] No.
[00:29:02] You get used to that feeling.
[00:29:03] The dizzy?
[00:29:04] Yeah.
[00:29:05] When I closed my eyes, it was euphoric.
[00:29:06] But as soon as I opened them, I was like, yeah.
[00:29:09] Yeah.
[00:29:10] It was all day.
[00:29:11] Yeah, if you ever get into like Oxycontin or whatever, you learn to associate that feeling
[00:29:16] of nausea with like, damn, I'm getting fucked up.
[00:29:18] And then you just like feel good.
[00:29:21] So yeah, one of the first couple of times I drank cratum and it made me sick and that
[00:29:25] way I was like, this is good stuff.
[00:29:26] This is good stuff.
[00:29:27] I'm like, I feel great right now.
[00:29:28] That's like people who smoke weed and they have panic attacks and they're like, this
[00:29:32] is great.
[00:29:33] I'm like, how the fuck?
[00:29:35] Yeah.
[00:29:36] It's like one of your eyelids is shut and you ripped out all your hair.
[00:29:39] Our creative meets American Cratum Association's standard for good manufacturing practices.
[00:29:43] That's weird.
[00:29:45] Made by nature perfected by us.
[00:29:46] Since 2016.
[00:29:47] So these guys, they've been in business six years.
[00:29:51] You know, so that's how you know that if they were doing something illegal, they'd be in
[00:29:56] jail by now.
[00:29:57] So you'd be sure that.
[00:29:58] Yeah.
[00:29:59] Do they send it in kilos?
[00:30:00] My roommate gets it in like these kilo bags.
[00:30:02] What's in these little like brown, like sustainable bags.
[00:30:05] Oh, bags.
[00:30:06] Makes you feel good about it.
[00:30:07] Yeah.
[00:30:08] Yeah.
[00:30:09] It's really a, oh, I shouldn't say negative things about it.
[00:30:10] You can.
[00:30:11] It doesn't matter.
[00:30:12] It's quite addictive.
[00:30:13] Yeah.
[00:30:14] Well, that's the thing.
[00:30:15] Look, they don't want us to say any of this stuff, but it's, it's, it's driving.
[00:30:17] It's drug space.
[00:30:18] Yeah.
[00:30:19] So the drug, they'll sell themselves.
[00:30:20] Yeah.
[00:30:21] That's why it's like, you know, they have a marketing guy there that knows that.
[00:30:24] That's why he keeps changing the name of the company.
[00:30:26] So he'll be like, I got all these big ideas.
[00:30:29] Yeah.
[00:30:30] And they're like, he's doing it.
[00:30:31] The Ian of the Ian Simp organic is doing it.
[00:30:35] Somehow making the creative powder popular with people.
[00:30:38] And it's definitely because of the name and all the different cartoon play.
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[00:31:20] It's been six years since we launched Super Speciosa and shipped our first order to Nick
[00:31:25] in Strong'sville, Ohio.
[00:31:26] Nice.
[00:31:27] Thanks Nick.
[00:31:28] He will probably, there's a cry laughing money.
[00:31:32] He will probably never see this.
[00:31:34] Yeah, of course.
[00:31:35] Who's reading the blog?
[00:31:36] Well, time to check my favorite blog.
[00:31:37] Are they writing you will probably never see this?
[00:31:39] Yeah.
[00:31:40] Thanks Nick.
[00:31:41] He will probably never see this.
[00:31:42] Sad emoji.
[00:31:43] It's easy to say that it feels like it was only yesterday.
[00:31:46] It does.
[00:31:47] After moving, well yeah, you've been fucked up on Kratum for years.
[00:31:50] This person has fucked up on Kratum.
[00:31:51] Who's writing this shit?
[00:31:52] Andy.
[00:31:53] Andy, Super Speciosa.
[00:31:56] Andy works there.
[00:31:57] This is like a review.
[00:31:58] Andy works it.
[00:31:59] It looks like there's another guy, Sergio Santana.
[00:32:00] He's just hiding little tabs on the menu table to put his secrets in.
[00:32:04] I mean, this is not.
[00:32:06] After moving and expanding into three different warehouses, adding dozens of like-minded individuals
[00:32:10] or a team, shipping dozens of like-minded individuals.
[00:32:15] I like that.
[00:32:17] Yeah, we share the same philosophy of drug addiction.
[00:32:21] I'm going through withdrawals when we stop this.
[00:32:23] I hear the withdrawals are very chill.
[00:32:26] Yeah.
[00:32:27] They are very chill.
[00:32:28] That's why I hear.
[00:32:29] Yeah.
[00:32:30] This might be the scariest thing we have ever done is rebranding.
[00:32:36] That's the scariest thing you've ever done.
[00:32:37] That's what they said?
[00:32:38] Is that what he said?
[00:32:39] He said, I'm investing a bunch of money into a question.
[00:32:41] Thing that might be illegal in your-
[00:32:43] Like a jungle drug?
[00:32:46] Yeah.
[00:32:47] Yeah, right.
[00:32:48] The thing that like poachers take before they go kill an elephant to have-
[00:32:52] To desensitize themselves to the blood.
[00:32:55] Yeah.
[00:32:56] But anyway-
[00:32:58] Rebranding is the scariest thing.
[00:33:00] Right.
[00:33:01] No, it's good shit.
[00:33:02] It's good shit.
[00:33:03] Whether you're an ivory poacher or Nick in Strongesville, Ohio.
[00:33:06] Yeah.
[00:33:07] He's not addicted to Kratum because he's trying to resolve a powerlifting injury because that's
[00:33:11] the only job that's left in Ohio.
[00:33:13] He's being a guy that lifts weights for money.
[00:33:18] After I blew out my L1 through 17 of her deadlifting, trying to get a serial company sponsorship.
[00:33:28] Trying to forget what happened in Iraq.
[00:33:30] Yeah.
[00:33:31] And I just-
[00:33:32] Now I'm taking Kratum all day long from getsuperleaf.com.
[00:33:37] What's the rebrand for?
[00:33:39] Just I have no idea.
[00:33:41] Without further ado, this little snapshot is a preview of our refreshed look.
[00:33:44] Oh, here's what they did.
[00:33:46] The bags look the same, but now they're colored instead of brown.
[00:33:49] Oh, okay.
[00:33:50] That's cool.
[00:33:51] Mm.
[00:33:52] I'm gonna write- I hope they don't listen to this.
[00:33:54] I'm gonna write an email being just like being like, you know what?
[00:33:58] Fuck you, guys.
[00:34:00] I've used your Kratum for years.
[00:34:02] And I expect a brown bag.
[00:34:04] And this green shit you got now?
[00:34:07] Mm.
[00:34:08] No, it's good they got rid of the brown because the brown is Bodega.
[00:34:10] Yeah.
[00:34:11] Kratum.
[00:34:12] Yeah.
[00:34:13] It's like Brooklyn roasted coffee beans.
[00:34:15] Yeah, totally.
[00:34:16] Yeah, I only get local beans.
[00:34:19] Okay.
[00:34:20] Anyways, yeah.
[00:34:21] Getsuperleaf.com promo code, come town or come town 20.
[00:34:25] We'll have to get that changed to TAFS 20.
[00:34:29] I love that.
[00:34:30] I love how they claim that Kratum will both stimulate you and sedate you.
[00:34:36] It doesn't see.
[00:34:37] It is accurate though.
[00:34:39] It stimulates you to throw up everywhere.
[00:34:41] But then if you lay down, it's quite- It doesn't help you stay focused during the- I
[00:34:46] mean, that's what they claim.
[00:34:47] Dave, Dave, I think when we first- We're gonna lose this.
[00:34:49] When we first negotiated the ad reads with them, they described it as like taking a
[00:34:53] percocet and drinking a cup of coffee.
[00:34:56] But then they were like, you're not allowed to say that.
[00:34:57] Yeah, yeah.
[00:34:58] So we'd- Psyche?
[00:34:59] What?
[00:35:00] When my roommate tries to chill on weed, he starts doing Kratum so that he can work
[00:35:09] out and focus and write.
[00:35:10] Yeah, nice.
[00:35:11] And I have PTSD from hearing the Kratum like ch- ch- ch- him like mixing it because after
[00:35:16] he takes it, he just becomes like a robo cop.
[00:35:20] Yeah.
[00:35:21] You know what I mean?
[00:35:22] And you can't approach him because he is in it.
[00:35:23] So it does do focus.
[00:35:24] But the one time I did it, it was- I mean, I was like tripping.
[00:35:28] When I lived with Felix, he would drink that.
[00:35:29] He was the first person I knew that was drinking Kratum, probably.
[00:35:32] And then he would like spill it.
[00:35:34] And he was very messy guy.
[00:35:37] Yeah, he would spill it.
[00:35:38] And then there would just, it would be like, did the cat drink its own piss and then throw
[00:35:43] up somewhere?
[00:35:44] What the fuck is his smell?
[00:35:46] It's like vitamin urine plus like- Yeah, I totally forgot that for the first four years
[00:35:51] of those podcast, we had a cat throwing up every episode.
[00:35:54] RIP.
[00:35:55] Ernest.
[00:35:56] Ernest.
[00:35:57] Good guy.
[00:35:58] He was probably the best cat I've ever met my entire life.
[00:36:00] He was like 28 years old or something.
[00:36:02] He was ancient.
[00:36:03] He was like- He was so old.
[00:36:05] His eyes were all fucked up.
[00:36:06] He wanted to die so bad.
[00:36:08] He was just hanging on.
[00:36:09] He would scratch his ear all the time and he scratched it so bad that he like cut a hole
[00:36:12] into his ear.
[00:36:13] He scratched his ear all.
[00:36:14] His ear would just be bleeding all the time.
[00:36:15] He'd be sitting there and he'd like rub up against you and just leave blood all over
[00:36:19] your fucking- Oh my god.
[00:36:20] He was honestly Nick's best friend.
[00:36:22] Yeah, that cat was awesome.
[00:36:24] Yeah.
[00:36:25] But he was like a dog.
[00:36:26] You know, you could be- You'd see him at the doorway and be like, come here boy.
[00:36:29] You know, and he'd fucking run over like a dog.
[00:36:32] An ancient cat.
[00:36:33] Ancient cats are scary because they feel slightly mummified.
[00:36:36] When you touch them they're like cold.
[00:36:37] Yeah, they're disgusting.
[00:36:38] Yeah.
[00:36:39] He wasn't bony.
[00:36:40] He was fat as shit until he died.
[00:36:41] Oh wow.
[00:36:42] That's hard to do.
[00:36:43] He's asleep on the window sill under the plants.
[00:36:45] I had a great picture of him where one day he was just like a nice sunny day.
[00:36:49] He was on the window sill and he threw up and then fell asleep.
[00:36:53] He fell asleep with his head just gently in the pile of vomit.
[00:36:56] I was like damn, Ernest is drinking again.
[00:37:01] Yeah, he was a good boy.
[00:37:04] Now I got sad that Ernest is dead.
[00:37:06] So Nick, we said the promo code, the website.
[00:37:08] We said the promo code.
[00:37:09] We said the website, the read is done.
[00:37:11] The read is done.
[00:37:12] The read is done.
[00:37:13] Go ahead and buy this shit.
[00:37:15] It's awful.
[00:37:16] Yeah.
[00:37:17] No, it's great.
[00:37:18] It'll keep you stimulated and sedated.
[00:37:20] Mm-hmm.
[00:37:21] You're welcome to the Adam Friedland Show.
[00:37:23] Did you do the Adam Friedland Show or did you just come down?
[00:37:27] I did the first one.
[00:37:30] Maybe the first one.
[00:37:31] Yeah.
[00:37:32] Yeah.
[00:37:33] This is the podcast for the week.
[00:37:36] Yeah.
[00:37:37] What video is on Patreon?
[00:37:38] Audio is on?
[00:37:39] The goal is to eventually just have it be all video.
[00:37:43] Yeah.
[00:37:44] But for this week, Adam is going to go see his dad for his birthday this weekend.
[00:37:48] In Vegas.
[00:37:49] Yeah, so he's flying back to Vegas now.
[00:37:51] So we didn't really have time to put together a video thing.
[00:37:54] We're kind of like, we went hard this weekend.
[00:37:56] We're starting to plan the next video thing right now.
[00:37:59] So, yeah.
[00:38:00] So we just have to, we have to like work our way up to a regular release schedule.
[00:38:03] But because everything's in flux with like the studio.
[00:38:06] Yeah, everything's got to be built and get people in here and get stuff done.
[00:38:10] It's like we're trying to release as much content as possible.
[00:38:13] The bare minimum is keeping to the audio release schedule.
[00:38:16] Yeah.
[00:38:17] Because that's what people like promise and what they pay for.
[00:38:20] And then was Gillis video?
[00:38:22] Yeah, Gillis was video, but that was their podcast.
[00:38:24] Oh, oh, oh, oh.
[00:38:25] Yeah.
[00:38:26] So, you know, just to figure out how to use this kind of transition period in like a fun
[00:38:32] way and like a creative way.
[00:38:34] Right.
[00:38:35] And some updates for the audience.
[00:38:36] We're getting a lighting grid this weekend.
[00:38:38] Very exciting.
[00:38:39] I'm going to, you know, if they need to know the exact thing.
[00:38:41] I'm not telling them about that.
[00:38:42] Can we stay at your dad's house when Skankfest comes?
[00:38:45] No.
[00:38:46] Come on.
[00:38:47] Okay.
[00:38:48] You can have, you can have the buy guys podcast day of my dad's.
[00:38:49] That's not.
[00:38:50] You have a me going to eat in my dad's house.
[00:38:55] That's so cool that you're a dad.
[00:38:57] What's that like?
[00:38:58] I've always thought about.
[00:38:59] I wonder what my dad would make of you.
[00:39:01] That's such a wow.
[00:39:02] You should like write a book about what it's like to be like a dad, you know.
[00:39:07] It's like a dystopian nightmare.
[00:39:10] I had a crazy idea.
[00:39:12] What if we did it?
[00:39:13] It's me and you and we do a podcast.
[00:39:14] And it's called Adam Frinland.
[00:39:16] It's called Adam's dad.
[00:39:17] The gay guy.
[00:39:20] No, it's called, it's called Ian finance and you're just on it.
[00:39:25] You'll just be there all the time.
[00:39:27] It's just your name.
[00:39:28] So you're a fit.
[00:39:29] You're a host of the show and it's called the invite.
[00:39:31] What we have worked out.
[00:39:32] How's it going so far?
[00:39:33] A huge amount of complications is I am basically a regular every week if I can do that.
[00:39:44] But it is Ian's show.
[00:39:45] I wonder if he sent me the intro that literally had the font that his word art 2003.
[00:39:51] You know what I mean?
[00:39:52] That's cool.
[00:39:53] I was like, Ian, this font is insane.
[00:39:55] And he was like, it's Ghostbusters font.
[00:39:57] It's an Easter egg.
[00:39:58] And I was like, this is your podcast.
[00:40:00] He does not mind.
[00:40:01] I'm loving this new era of Ian using words.
[00:40:03] He doesn't understand.
[00:40:04] It's just.
[00:40:05] Yeah.
[00:40:06] It's sort of like a dystopian Easter egg.
[00:40:09] We're using a font.
[00:40:11] It's the Ghostbusters font.
[00:40:14] You know what the other one I was telling him?
[00:40:16] The other one like comics used to do because it's like it's there's most comedians.
[00:40:20] Their only inputs are things they hear other comedians say.
[00:40:24] They don't like the watch one movie a year and they'll be like, dude, I'm really into
[00:40:28] like cinema now.
[00:40:29] I saw Guardians of the Galaxy.
[00:40:30] Yeah.
[00:40:31] And that's it.
[00:40:32] That's their one cultural like uptake for the year.
[00:40:35] And so there'll be like expressions or turns of phrase that like every for a long time
[00:40:39] there was like they would all say and you was weird.
[00:40:41] I quit stand up for like three, four years.
[00:40:44] And now that I'm back into it and like I didn't see the proliferation of everybody saying
[00:40:48] getting in reps.
[00:40:50] So now people are saying putting reps in and I'm like, this is gay.
[00:40:54] It's so gay.
[00:40:55] This is like you're in the gym.
[00:40:57] It's like it's always got to be another thing.
[00:40:59] Just doing sets.
[00:41:01] Just doing the thing that you yeah.
[00:41:02] I hate when people are like, did you get up tonight?
[00:41:04] I'm like, shut the fuck up.
[00:41:06] Shut up.
[00:41:07] Did you get up?
[00:41:08] How many times did you get up?
[00:41:09] Yeah.
[00:41:10] Did you get up?
[00:41:11] But for a while they were saying like there was a thing.
[00:41:12] Civilians.
[00:41:13] It's a classic but there was a period where like comedians like on stage like as a punch
[00:41:17] line like there was a lot of like the Brooklyn kind of hip guys were saying like, yeah,
[00:41:21] that's a real inside baseball.
[00:41:23] Yeah.
[00:41:24] We use that to describe literally any any kind of like not even like esoteric knowledge.
[00:41:29] You're saying before Sophie's choice.
[00:41:31] Yeah.
[00:41:32] Sophie's choice was a big one.
[00:41:33] Most comics don't.
[00:41:34] Yeah.
[00:41:35] It's like a real Sophie's choice and they're just describing a choice.
[00:41:37] Oh, yeah.
[00:41:38] It's a movie about having to decide which kid they want to kill them.
[00:41:43] Yeah.
[00:41:44] Are they what about the what was the other one that I hear people say?
[00:41:47] They're like on stage man.
[00:41:50] I've been hearing it all the time.
[00:41:54] Getting in reps.
[00:41:55] Oh, they'll say sorry for breaking the fourth wall guys.
[00:41:58] Yeah.
[00:41:59] Yeah.
[00:42:00] That is all the time.
[00:42:01] Yeah.
[00:42:02] Most of them don't know.
[00:42:03] Yeah.
[00:42:04] There was funny because like you're like relatively new to stand up right like seven, eight years.
[00:42:07] Yeah.
[00:42:08] Yeah.
[00:42:09] Is that relatively new?
[00:42:10] I guess for how talented you are.
[00:42:11] Yeah.
[00:42:12] I'm probably one of the top five in the city.
[00:42:14] But like the I mean I've been doing I started 2005.
[00:42:19] So I guess yeah, like seven years is relatively new.
[00:42:22] I guess.
[00:42:23] Yeah.
[00:42:24] I started 2014, fall of 2014.
[00:42:27] Is it eight years?
[00:42:28] Yeah, something like that.
[00:42:30] Yeah.
[00:42:31] Anyway, but I also started and didn't do the thing that people do where they dabble.
[00:42:35] I was like hooked and then was just like.
[00:42:37] You just loved it.
[00:42:38] Yeah.
[00:42:39] But there's a lot of people like that and they suck.
[00:42:41] Yeah.
[00:42:42] Oh yeah.
[00:42:43] Because it's like something to do.
[00:42:44] Yeah.
[00:42:45] I mean what sets people apart as a comedian is like somebody you have to have like a unique
[00:42:48] like kind of style and that can't like that really can't be learned.
[00:42:52] It can maybe be manufactured in a certain way.
[00:42:54] But like either you have it or you don't.
[00:42:57] Yeah.
[00:42:58] Joke writing is the thing that you can hone.
[00:42:59] But like you know, like what makes somebody like, you know, like you have the potential
[00:43:02] to be I mean you're I think you already are a great comic, but you have the potential to
[00:43:05] be like a like, you know, like you know, this you're like established as like somebody
[00:43:10] that moves a medium forward or does something with it.
[00:43:14] It just changes the way people think about it like live and about humanity and certainly
[00:43:19] just, you know, but what's what's what I don't mean.
[00:43:23] I don't mean what sets people apart is that that you know, they have like a unique style
[00:43:28] like, you know, like like Burr is very joke writer, but Burr is also Burr.
[00:43:32] Yeah.
[00:43:33] You know him as a person.
[00:43:34] Yeah.
[00:43:35] It becomes like a little bit cult or like a fluffy.
[00:43:36] He's got a unique style.
[00:43:38] You know, he does a sound effect.
[00:43:39] You know, he's Mexican.
[00:43:40] Yeah, it doesn't matter how.
[00:43:41] It doesn't matter how.
[00:43:42] Yeah, I love that.
[00:43:43] I love the roller coaster.
[00:43:45] Does he do a roller coaster?
[00:43:46] He may be like the girl of voice.
[00:43:49] Yeah.
[00:43:50] Where he's like going up a roller.
[00:43:51] I forget what it is.
[00:43:52] You think the Holocaust is about how he's so fat.
[00:43:54] Okay, go ahead.
[00:43:55] Do you think the Holocaust would have been as bad if they'd used roller coasters instead
[00:43:59] of trains?
[00:44:00] Well, they'd need like a slope aspect.
[00:44:03] The whole all the way like through the Alps.
[00:44:05] Maybe they could have gone through the Alps.
[00:44:07] I went on a roller coaster with Ron on Hershberg.
[00:44:10] That's like the Holocaust.
[00:44:11] Yeah.
[00:44:12] In Vegas.
[00:44:13] Really?
[00:44:14] Which one?
[00:44:15] New York, New York?
[00:44:16] Yeah, class.
[00:44:17] What else?
[00:44:18] Yeah, not, I'm not scared of that one at all.
[00:44:21] I've done it.
[00:44:22] How did little Sasquatch do on your show the other night?
[00:44:26] He was, he's so cute.
[00:44:28] He's so cute.
[00:44:29] I just think he's so cute.
[00:44:30] I haven't seen what his online thing.
[00:44:32] But people are like, this kid's huge.
[00:44:34] And I'm like, there's no way.
[00:44:35] He's cute.
[00:44:36] He's like, like 14 year old girls.
[00:44:39] They're like, they're like, I'm like, hi.
[00:44:44] It's crazy.
[00:44:45] Apparently if you look at like, Kristalia's social media, he still has that.
[00:44:48] Like children.
[00:44:49] Really?
[00:44:50] Like, I have a big crush.
[00:44:51] Well, now they know they have a chance.
[00:44:53] You know what I mean?
[00:44:54] Yeah, now they're like, real quick, if you are old and you're trying to get your
[00:44:57] dick card, maybe try belutru.com.
[00:45:00] Blutru.com.
[00:45:01] Once up shop, if you love sex, you love Blutru.com.
[00:45:06] One shop shop for chewable tablets that have the same active ingredients as Viagra,
[00:45:11] C. Alice.
[00:45:12] And now, Levitra.
[00:45:13] Is that right?
[00:45:14] You sound like you know a lot about the current lineup.
[00:45:20] Well, this is great.
[00:45:21] Somebody's on their P's and Q's.
[00:45:23] What is Levitra?
[00:45:24] Levitra is one of the other dick pills.
[00:45:27] Yeah.
[00:45:28] Like, so all these companies, they start a dick pill company and it's like one real
[00:45:33] pharmaceutical company, I guess.
[00:45:35] And then their product goes into public domain.
[00:45:39] And then other companies are allowed to make generic versions of it, I guess.
[00:45:42] So Levitra was one after C. Alice.
[00:45:44] It was Viagra than C. Alice in the future.
[00:45:46] Oh, yeah, yeah.
[00:45:47] What's going on with these HIM stuff where they, it makes your hair grow back, but then
[00:45:51] it gives you anxieties.
[00:45:52] They give you anxieties.
[00:45:53] It's generic, it's generic, uh, Rogaine.
[00:45:56] Really?
[00:45:57] Yeah.
[00:45:58] I can give people anxiety.
[00:45:59] The HIM stuff makes your dick soft.
[00:46:01] I'm just losing your hair.
[00:46:02] Yeah.
[00:46:03] Well, HIMs might be like perpecia or something.
[00:46:06] Do you remember there was that, um, that advert that, uh, what's the name, Ray Lioto
[00:46:10] was on for the...
[00:46:11] I can't say for sure, but I used to take one of these, the C. Alice Blue Choo's, uh,
[00:46:15] yeah, one of those every day.
[00:46:17] Yeah.
[00:46:18] And I think it helped my blood pressure.
[00:46:19] I know you're not allowed to say that, probably more so.
[00:46:21] Yeah, probably.
[00:46:22] This is an actual pharmaceutical.
[00:46:23] It's an actual pharmaceutical.
[00:46:24] I'm not allowed to do off label prescriptions to the audience, but...
[00:46:27] Yeah.
[00:46:28] It's gonna help your blood pressure.
[00:46:29] Oh, it's a vasodilator.
[00:46:30] So it makes your veins open up.
[00:46:33] That's the way they work.
[00:46:34] Oh, gross.
[00:46:35] So you just felt more...
[00:46:36] Well, my arteries are probably clogged from a lifetime of being pissed.
[00:46:40] Yeah, yeah.
[00:46:41] You know, like bad diet and smoking and being pissed.
[00:46:44] And now I've done three cycling classes and I'm like, I'm fixed.
[00:46:48] Yeah.
[00:46:49] Yeah, I'm zin.
[00:46:50] Yeah, I'm good.
[00:46:51] Anyway, Ray Lioto was on that Chantix commercial, which is like the medication that makes you
[00:46:56] like, stop smoking.
[00:46:58] If you're like a smoker, you take it and like, sigs are like disgusting.
[00:47:02] But anyway, so it works.
[00:47:04] But apparently the main side effect is it gives you horrific nightmares.
[00:47:09] So every night, so you're not smoking a sigs during the day and then you close your eyes
[00:47:13] and then you're visited by Satan.
[00:47:15] Oh, yeah.
[00:47:16] Laura Peake has a joke about that, how she's like, you won't.
[00:47:20] You'll have hallucinations.
[00:47:21] She's like, yeah, you're not smoking cigarettes because there's a guy crawling out of your
[00:47:25] oven at you or something like that.
[00:47:27] Yeah.
[00:47:28] And this seems a shadow repeat.
[00:47:30] Great comic.
[00:47:31] Blue shoe doesn't cause any of no blue shoe actually makes your life better and it makes
[00:47:35] people think you're cool.
[00:47:37] And I, the bags are hard to open though.
[00:47:38] Tell you what, harder than a condom.
[00:47:40] Really?
[00:47:41] No, they're not the bags.
[00:47:42] You know, there's like an indentation where you can tear.
[00:47:44] I don't know.
[00:47:45] We were playing with one the other night and column pulled one out.
[00:47:48] You could see where it was all like torn up from him trying to open it.
[00:47:51] He was like, I didn't open the fucking bag.
[00:47:53] Yeah, he's like a Hyperion mongoloid.
[00:47:55] You know, as people are retards.
[00:47:58] He like barely speaks English.
[00:48:02] He barely speaks.
[00:48:03] It's a language he's been speaking his entire life and he barely speaks it.
[00:48:06] It's crazy how little respect to have for anybody with an Irish accent.
[00:48:09] Even a woman came up with me as a seller and she was like, you were a great crack tonight
[00:48:13] and I was like, get the fuck away.
[00:48:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:48:17] They're the worst accents of all the European Irish.
[00:48:20] Yeah, it's bad.
[00:48:21] Well, Irish and then yeah, British after that and then probably Portuguese.
[00:48:26] Yeah.
[00:48:27] But I would respect the British.
[00:48:29] Sure.
[00:48:30] If somebody was like, you were quite quite.
[00:48:31] You have to.
[00:48:32] They took over the whole world.
[00:48:33] Right.
[00:48:34] But why does the Irish just as soon as they begin to spit right on them?
[00:48:40] Yeah, disgusting.
[00:48:41] Yeah, it's you need not apply to bluetooth.com.
[00:48:45] No Irish accents anyway.
[00:48:47] bluetooth offers you the same active ingredients as biogracy, Allison, Levitra for a fraction
[00:48:51] of the price and an inattutable form prescribed online and shipped to your door cancel any
[00:48:56] time.
[00:48:57] No gimmicks.
[00:48:58] No lock in bluetooth.
[00:49:00] No lock in bluetooth makes getting the treatment you need affordable and discreet.
[00:49:05] No lock in.
[00:49:06] What does that mean?
[00:49:07] You know, I like hanging out with Adam because I'm worried I have a brain tumor all the time
[00:49:11] and then you see how trouble speaking and then he's going through a base.
[00:49:14] He's like a sea spot.
[00:49:17] Rude.
[00:49:18] Tell me what no lock in blue shoe.
[00:49:20] What's no lock in blue shoe?
[00:49:23] I read it.
[00:49:24] I read it.
[00:49:25] But it doesn't make sense.
[00:49:26] You're the one looking at the words and reading them.
[00:49:28] I'm sure the cop makes sense.
[00:49:29] No lock in blue shoe makes getting the treatment you need affordable and discreet.
[00:49:33] No more waiting rooms.
[00:49:34] No lock in means blue shoe.
[00:49:37] No lock in?
[00:49:38] No Nick, that's not normal.
[00:49:40] That's bad copy.
[00:49:41] All right.
[00:49:42] Okay, you're not locked in.
[00:49:43] Okay, you're not locked into a contract.
[00:49:45] Okay, so they can then bad copy.
[00:49:47] They can write that better.
[00:49:48] It's not me.
[00:49:49] I thought it was a lock in to your boner.
[00:49:50] I am I am illiterate, but that's on them.
[00:49:52] This that one is on them.
[00:49:54] Okay.
[00:49:55] So this time consuming doctors in a go to Equinox with him today.
[00:49:58] I think we're both going to sign up.
[00:49:59] I didn't make you go.
[00:50:00] You've been asking me for four days you want to go to Equinox because you said you wanted
[00:50:04] to go to Equinox.
[00:50:05] No, that's not true.
[00:50:06] The stuff that we can do.
[00:50:07] I said, yeah, if you don't finish the fucking act.
[00:50:11] No, we got to take.
[00:50:12] No, we got to hash this Equinox stuff out.
[00:50:14] What's going on with Equinox?
[00:50:16] No, it's not down.
[00:50:17] So Nick, you want to just refuse.
[00:50:18] Let me tell you.
[00:50:19] Okay, no.
[00:50:20] Because your side of the story is going to.
[00:50:21] Okay, just for a reason.
[00:50:22] I'm not even going to insult you.
[00:50:24] I'm complaining about something I felt.
[00:50:25] Okay, continue.
[00:50:26] What did you feel?
[00:50:27] You felt joy.
[00:50:28] I didn't feel joy.
[00:50:29] He said, you know, he wanted to sign up.
[00:50:30] I said, I'll sign up if you sign up and go to the gym together.
[00:50:32] That'd be nice.
[00:50:33] Yeah.
[00:50:34] You know, but then we're going on the lady gives us the whole thing and then he's like,
[00:50:37] well, I got to see if I can cancel my gym membership first and we clearly wasted this
[00:50:41] person's time and it made me feel like no.
[00:50:43] It's not way.
[00:50:44] You know, like going to a car dealership and being like, can we sit in the Cadillac or
[00:50:47] being like, yeah, maybe we'll come back next week and there's just holes in your shoes.
[00:50:51] No, I just have to go to my gym and cancel it.
[00:50:53] And then you're like, I'm going to circle back.
[00:50:54] I'm going to circle back.
[00:50:55] No, I was like, I was literally telling this lady.
[00:50:57] I was like, I think I had you by the way.
[00:50:59] I think you and I could come here.
[00:51:01] I could blow.
[00:51:02] I could spend whatever money I want.
[00:51:03] No, yeah.
[00:51:04] You're like, she's like, what's the so what are you looking for?
[00:51:06] I'm like, I want to be here.
[00:51:07] This is like, she's like, what are you looking for?
[00:51:09] And they're like, you know, honestly, mainly it's just spending money.
[00:51:11] That's what I got the money, dude.
[00:51:14] I don't want to feel like I fucking can't.
[00:51:16] Yeah, I just like a Ford equinade.
[00:51:17] To make it clear.
[00:51:18] We can afford this.
[00:51:19] I got the money for this fucking place.
[00:51:21] Yeah.
[00:51:22] You should do an equinade.
[00:51:23] I want to start a life.
[00:51:24] That's right.
[00:51:25] It's like three months ago.
[00:51:26] I really do.
[00:51:27] Both Nick and I want to start a life with her.
[00:51:29] I would I would I would make her so you can't you're going to blow it.
[00:51:32] Did you probably listen to the show?
[00:51:33] No, she has a little bit of a hug, girl.
[00:51:36] She was just she was a woman that paid attention to us for five minutes.
[00:51:39] She looked at us.
[00:51:41] She looked at us and she was a woman.
[00:51:45] And she had she had hair.
[00:51:48] It was her job to like answer our question.
[00:51:50] Yeah.
[00:51:51] She was with her hair.
[00:51:52] Yeah, yeah, with the eye contact.
[00:51:54] Yeah, with eyes and hair.
[00:51:56] They say they say that they want three hundred dollars a month.
[00:52:00] A sales person.
[00:52:01] Is it three hundred?
[00:52:02] It's like yeah.
[00:52:03] I would do it just for the dunk tank.
[00:52:05] It's cold plunge.
[00:52:06] Do they have it?
[00:52:07] Yeah.
[00:52:08] Where?
[00:52:09] Some of them do.
[00:52:10] It's got to be the most expensive one.
[00:52:12] Oh, then yeah, it's more than that.
[00:52:14] Really?
[00:52:15] Yeah, it's so expensive.
[00:52:16] You could just also just take a cold shower at home.
[00:52:19] Why don't you just I do that?
[00:52:20] But they have like a ice fund.
[00:52:21] I love those.
[00:52:22] Yeah.
[00:52:23] Why don't you just put a fixed bike in here?
[00:52:25] I have one at home.
[00:52:26] You should put it in here.
[00:52:27] I have it in home.
[00:52:28] I wake up early and I do it.
[00:52:30] This is a union worksite.
[00:52:32] We can have we can have bikes and stuff.
[00:52:34] We can power something.
[00:52:35] Nick, didn't you want me to have food in here for a long time?
[00:52:38] Well, because you left T left salad directly on one time.
[00:52:40] It's like a one strike system.
[00:52:41] I get I forgot a salad on the right.
[00:52:43] It was like we recorded the podcast at my house.
[00:52:45] Do you understand how much garbage you would produce within an hour.
[00:52:48] It looked like a hamster was trying to start a family in the corner.
[00:52:50] OK, you could just see garbage and throw it out.
[00:52:52] It's not that difficult.
[00:52:53] I mean, it's I mean, we don't have a contract with the garbage company.
[00:52:56] We got a new we got a new relationship on the show.
[00:52:59] So I'm not going to say anything.
[00:53:02] Wild accusation to say on the garbage.
[00:53:05] To tell me that I'm not allowed to have garbage or food.
[00:53:10] I'm not going to eat food in our office.
[00:53:12] That's not what I said at all.
[00:53:13] I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, if you bring
[00:53:17] food in here, if you don't mind, until we have a way to throw out stuff because we
[00:53:21] have to have a contract with the garbage company.
[00:53:24] There's no way you said if you don't mind.
[00:53:25] I did say, you do not say if you don't mind.
[00:53:27] It can't even matter.
[00:53:28] No, he snapped at me and told me I wasn't allowed to have food.
[00:53:30] It's like Ian saying.
[00:53:32] I said, I was like, I think I'm going to wonder a lunch if anyone wants anything.
[00:53:35] He's a goal of mine.
[00:53:36] He's a goal of mine.
[00:53:37] He's a goal of mine.
[00:53:38] I wasn't allowed to have food.
[00:53:39] I did not snap.
[00:53:40] He has a goal of mine to start saying if you don't mind.
[00:53:43] The first time I said, if you don't mind, can you please take food with you after if
[00:53:51] we're once we're done, take it with you because it's it's no.
[00:53:56] What I will say is that.
[00:53:57] It's not like a fucking Indian bathroom.
[00:53:59] In lieu of me.
[00:54:00] In lieu of me ordering food here, we did go to Chipola and I hadn't had an award.
[00:54:04] You had a great time at Chipola.
[00:54:05] It was great.
[00:54:06] I had a great time for you for your Chipola.
[00:54:08] It's time they got a new chicken.
[00:54:10] It's very exciting.
[00:54:11] I've known we went to pick up a new chicken.
[00:54:12] I'm at Chipola.
[00:54:13] It's a very nice carpet.
[00:54:15] We got it from one of those guys.
[00:54:17] Yeah, we got it from a Jewish lady.
[00:54:18] One of those never never never has seen a time card or a paycheck in her entire life.
[00:54:25] Oh, no, she wasn't like that.
[00:54:28] She was like she lived in like a very old but like clearly nice co-op.
[00:54:33] Crisis.
[00:54:34] Anyway, she lived in a co-op.
[00:54:37] No more waiting rooms.
[00:54:38] No more time consuming doctors in person visits.
[00:54:41] No more judgment.
[00:54:42] Quality patient care doctors in timing.
[00:54:44] Pursu-
[00:54:45] No more time consuming doctors in person.
[00:54:51] No more doctors in person.
[00:54:52] Literally an hour ago, my neck was itchy.
[00:54:54] I'm like, should I get an MRI?
[00:54:56] And then I just listen to this.
[00:54:57] I said no more time consuming doctors in person visits.
[00:55:03] It's bad copy, guys.
[00:55:06] This is, yeah, we were no more doctors person.
[00:55:09] We got we went to Marshals and got went to the women's intimate section.
[00:55:13] That's what I figured.
[00:55:14] And they got those slippers like here where you moved in.
[00:55:16] Okay, great.
[00:55:17] Yeah, but don't give them too dirty.
[00:55:18] We have to return them to Marshals.
[00:55:19] John already spray painted them by accident.
[00:55:21] So there's a hook.
[00:55:22] Okay, can I get them to my girlfriend?
[00:55:24] Yeah, I should I should spray paint those black and be like they're for guys.
[00:55:28] Just shut up.
[00:55:29] They're guys.
[00:55:30] It's guy stuff.
[00:55:31] Yeah, these they have bunny ears, but it's like a it's a guy.
[00:55:35] It's the Donny Darko bunny.
[00:55:37] Yeah, it's bad.
[00:55:38] It's for fucking guys.
[00:55:40] Shut up.
[00:55:41] Your plans include digital physician consult, RX only chewable tablets, monthly refills,
[00:55:47] and medical support pills haven't worked for you.
[00:55:50] Blue chew offers chewable, so Dana Phil to Dalla Phil and Vardana Phil as an alternative
[00:55:57] option for you.
[00:55:58] I'm sorry for I'm sorry for telling you to take your food out of here.
[00:56:00] More doctors and your your your right.
[00:56:02] This is your office.
[00:56:03] You can eat in here.
[00:56:04] I'm sorry for saying that.
[00:56:06] I accept your apology.
[00:56:07] Okay, cool.
[00:56:08] Look at that.
[00:56:09] You know what it feels nice.
[00:56:10] Yeah, it feels nice, but just let everybody know I know and I'm not getting into apologizing
[00:56:15] the specific circumstance.
[00:56:18] I'm not an apology guy across the board.
[00:56:20] So if you think I need to apologize you you can suck my fucking on Monday.
[00:56:25] I'm not I'm not on Monday night.
[00:56:28] Yeah, it was like they want me to apologize and I was like, I don't know what you're talking
[00:56:32] about.
[00:56:33] You were all there on Monday night.
[00:56:35] We were disrespected by a bouncer at a place.
[00:56:40] We won't say the name of the place, but it was at a comedy show and Nick was presented
[00:56:44] with the option of squashing the beef and just offering you could have crossed your fingers,
[00:56:50] just said sorry.
[00:56:51] We could have moved on and Nick really it was a real Sophie's choice as they say.
[00:56:56] Yeah, real inside base real inside base.
[00:56:59] The fourth wall.
[00:57:00] Yeah, it was it I've had that happen so many other thing was it was a lady bounce.
[00:57:05] She was a cunt.
[00:57:08] She was she was rude.
[00:57:11] She shoved me.
[00:57:12] She shoved me upon entry.
[00:57:14] I won't say where it was.
[00:57:15] She shoved you.
[00:57:16] She shoved me.
[00:57:17] She pushed me.
[00:57:19] She literally.
[00:57:20] She smacked Nick and she shoved.
[00:57:22] No, she didn't deserve an apology.
[00:57:25] I walked in.
[00:57:26] She said nothing to me.
[00:57:27] Yeah, for me I can literally.
[00:57:29] She said I guarantee what happened is after our thing she was like, well, I'm not checking
[00:57:33] IDs.
[00:57:34] Does she work there or is she subcontracting?
[00:57:37] They subcontract them out, I guess.
[00:57:39] So that's why they wanted me to apologize because I guess that they have a bad relationship.
[00:57:42] I don't know if they have a bad relationship, but they were like, we got to keep things
[00:57:45] kosher with the company that subcontracts out the door people.
[00:57:49] Well, I guess now we're going to have to start our own security company.
[00:57:53] Yeah, we'll have a nice bouncer.
[00:57:55] Napoleon just get all just British guys that look like Mark Strong.
[00:57:59] Yeah, Tuxedos of white gloves.
[00:58:01] 100%.
[00:58:02] You know who our security company is, the fucking goons from eyes wide shot.
[00:58:07] Yes.
[00:58:08] Just Jack dudes and Tuxedos.
[00:58:10] Hell yeah.
[00:58:11] Do you know the password, sir?
[00:58:12] Fidelity.
[00:58:13] Yeah.
[00:58:14] That's who I want.
[00:58:15] We're going to begin.
[00:58:16] We have to have, yeah, we have to have a sick password.
[00:58:18] Damn, now I want to go home and watch eyes wide shot.
[00:58:20] I want to take an Oxycod and watch eyes wide shot.
[00:58:22] It's a good movie.
[00:58:23] Yeah.
[00:58:24] I'm reading Nick Bryant's book right now because we got to have a show.
[00:58:27] He's coming on the show.
[00:58:28] He's coming on the show.
[00:58:29] And I'd never.
[00:58:30] Who is it?
[00:58:31] I think the book is just called The Franklin Scandal.
[00:58:34] But I had read the Bill the Camp book about, are you familiar with The Franklin Scandal?
[00:58:40] It's a crazy story.
[00:58:41] And I'm sure when he's on he'll tell it.
[00:58:43] But in the brass head of a whole thing.
[00:58:47] Yeah, it's wild.
[00:58:48] There was a credit union called The Franklin Credit Union in Omaha, Nebraska and the head
[00:58:53] of the credit union.
[00:58:54] This guy Lawrence King got caught like embezzling like some outrageous number, like $50 million
[00:59:00] from the credit union.
[00:59:02] And so the state legislator they had to put together this like investigative committee
[00:59:05] or maybe it was already like the financial oversight committee or something to figure
[00:59:09] out how this guy could possibly have, you know, embezzled so much money without, because,
[00:59:14] you know, there's like a governmental oversight, you know, so without, you know, somebody must
[00:59:19] have missed something.
[00:59:20] There had to have been something else going on that this guy could steal this much money
[00:59:23] without anybody noticing.
[00:59:25] So they started investigating.
[00:59:26] There's this one guy build a camp who was in Nebraska state legislator and investigating
[00:59:31] it.
[00:59:32] I forget the timeline exactly, but he finds out like, okay, this guy Lawrence King, he would
[00:59:34] go to these like kind of like Nebraska social elite like parties and stuff.
[00:59:41] And then he also like was like a closeted homosexual who liked like younger guys.
[00:59:46] So he would buy like, you know, boys essentially, but like, you know, like legal still like 17,
[00:59:50] 18 something like that.
[00:59:52] And then investigating more he finds like these children like people who were like 14
[00:59:56] or who were like, yeah, I was molested at this party by King and the chief of police.
[01:00:01] And so first he's like kind of skeptical, but he finds like two kids who's who make these
[01:00:06] accusations and they don't know each other, you know, so he's like, okay, well, this is
[01:00:11] like weird.
[01:00:12] And then investigating it more and more has been years since I read like the original
[01:00:15] book.
[01:00:16] So I'm like, I don't remember the timeline exactly, but in investigating it, it's like,
[01:00:19] okay, this involves like the local FBI office, like all of these politicians.
[01:00:23] And there's like too many, the stories are like corroborated in a way where it's like,
[01:00:27] you can't like ignore it.
[01:00:29] And so investigating it more and more, it's like, it blows up in his whole thing involving
[01:00:33] the CIA, the George, like George Bush's administration, like, Franklil really like fuck with your
[01:00:39] head.
[01:00:40] If you if you like really get into the story, there's all of like this other shit where
[01:00:44] it's like, there needs to be some explanation.
[01:00:46] But basically,
[01:00:47] this keeps going up further and further into the top after Epstein, like prior to Epstein,
[01:00:51] Franklin was one of those things that you kind of just had to be like, I mean, is this,
[01:00:55] like it has to just be a conspiracy, but Epstein kind of proved like basically the CIA runs
[01:01:00] like, you know, like, like, you know, honey pot child molestation, like, you know, like
[01:01:04] you know, like, essentially, I mean, that's what Epstein was.
[01:01:06] It was a guy that was like clearly an intelligence asset, who was probably just a pedophile that
[01:01:10] got caught, but they recognized that they were like, Hey, if you can bring these people in,
[01:01:14] then we'll have leverage again.
[01:01:15] Yeah, if you can get like the Prime Minister of Israel fucking like a 12 year old on camera,
[01:01:19] then it's like, you know, so that's where he has all his money.
[01:01:21] Those boys are patriots, those young children.
[01:01:23] Yeah.
[01:01:24] So I think they are.
[01:01:25] Yeah, I mean, they're essentially the truth.
[01:01:26] Yeah.
[01:01:27] Yeah.
[01:01:28] Yeah.
[01:01:29] Yeah.
[01:01:30] Everyone of them has a Punisher tattoo on their ass.
[01:01:31] And it says punish me.
[01:01:32] Punish this.
[01:01:33] There's an extra like a finger on the on the scalds.
[01:01:37] Spiting it's like, yeah.
[01:01:39] Yeah.
[01:01:40] Yeah, so we'll have him on and asking if the victim said that tattoo on their asshole.
[01:01:51] Yeah.
[01:01:52] Like an American Eagle bending over something.
[01:01:53] Yeah.
[01:01:54] But yeah, anytime I get back into like that kind of stuff, I just want to get fucked up
[01:01:57] and watch eyes wide shot again.
[01:01:59] Is he the author of the book and he's going to be on the show?
[01:02:02] No, Bill DeCamp wrote the initial book, the original one.
[01:02:05] Nick Bryan is a journalist who wrote like also covered the material.
[01:02:08] I don't know if they have like problems with each other or something because in reading
[01:02:11] just the introduction to this, he doesn't even mention Bill Camp by name.
[01:02:15] He just says like a Nebraska state senator.
[01:02:18] But considering like the kind of the testy personalities that are in the conspiracy world,
[01:02:22] because you have to be like somewhat paranoid anyways, it's like, you know, it lends itself
[01:02:26] to being like, we're working together to fight the government.
[01:02:29] And then at some point, like, you know, they have a dispute over where to have lunch.
[01:02:33] And then one of them's like, and you're the CIA too.
[01:02:35] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:02:36] And then they hate each other.
[01:02:37] I don't know if that happened, but I would imagine this doesn't actually do with Boys
[01:02:40] Town.
[01:02:41] Wasn't there?
[01:02:42] It is Boys Town.
[01:02:43] Oh, it is Boys Town.
[01:02:44] Yeah, I didn't know about this.
[01:02:45] Yeah, that's what's crazy about the original book.
[01:02:46] He accuses the Bishop that was the head of Boys Town of like molesting children.
[01:02:50] And then it's like, come on, the Bishop it.
[01:02:52] And this was the book was written in like 1998.
[01:02:54] And then after that, the Catholic Church scandal all came out and then that was one of the
[01:02:58] places and that Bishop just got, you know, they just moved them.
[01:03:01] But yeah, so I mean, a lot of it was a lot of the book was like, not necessarily like
[01:03:07] validated, but like corroborated by, you know, like the Catholic Church scandal or, or,
[01:03:12] you know, I went down this rabbit hole, the Boys Town, right?
[01:03:15] But didn't they name it Boys Town?
[01:03:17] Because that's where they put all those boys or something.
[01:03:19] Well, it's called Boys Town because it was, it was a Boys orphanage.
[01:03:23] Oh, yes, yes.
[01:03:24] Yeah.
[01:03:25] Okay.
[01:03:26] Run by the church in Omaha.
[01:03:29] And those kids were getting molested?
[01:03:31] They were.
[01:03:32] Yeah, they were being flown to Washington DC to be raped by George Bush.
[01:03:36] Nice.
[01:03:37] And that's, that's a documented fact.
[01:03:39] Yeah.
[01:03:40] Yeah, they're a little, they're a little crusader.
[01:03:42] Anyway, this guy Nick Bryant has been on Tim Dillon.
[01:03:45] And you imagine I'm not sure you've been on Chappos.
[01:03:47] You're going to shock to be an altar boy because you already got a sing, which is gay
[01:03:49] enough already.
[01:03:50] And then they also get fucked in the ass.
[01:03:52] You also have to like candles.
[01:03:54] Yeah, there's more gay shit.
[01:03:56] You got a wear address.
[01:03:58] Yeah.
[01:03:59] You have to swing sage around or whatever the fuck that's of it.
[01:04:02] You literally have to wear a dress.
[01:04:03] Look, if I was in charge of it and I'm not, but of the Catholic church, I'm going to need
[01:04:09] to do something after the Adam Friedland show ends.
[01:04:12] And you're going to take on the church.
[01:04:13] Well, look, somebody, it's about the less.
[01:04:16] Bannon was trying to do that.
[01:04:17] The lesser two evils.
[01:04:18] If I get a job at a CIA and I'm like, let me run the child fucking operation.
[01:04:23] No more.
[01:04:24] You'll put them in cuter dresses.
[01:04:25] Not cuter dresses.
[01:04:26] Here's what we're doing.
[01:04:27] You're still getting fucked by Saudi princes, but fucking we're going to ESPN zone.
[01:04:32] Yeah.
[01:04:33] Oh, you're going to get what's in you?
[01:04:35] We're getting you a David Buster.
[01:04:36] Yeah, you were getting your ears.
[01:04:37] No, we're going to Cedar Point, dude.
[01:04:39] Best coasters in the country.
[01:04:41] Oh, yeah.
[01:04:42] That is.
[01:04:43] Yeah, get the Patriots some fun.
[01:04:44] Yeah.
[01:04:45] I agree with that.
[01:04:46] I think the kids like.
[01:04:47] Yeah.
[01:04:48] No.
[01:04:49] Anyway, but this guy's done some big podcast choppo.
[01:04:52] I think they never got molested at their bar mitzvah.
[01:04:55] Yeah, of course.
[01:04:57] That's got to be funny.
[01:04:58] To get molested, your bar mitzvah.
[01:04:59] Oh, yeah.
[01:05:00] Like now you're a man.
[01:05:01] Yeah.
[01:05:02] So the ignition remix is playing.
[01:05:04] I mean, technically, they brought it back while your friends are.
[01:05:08] What is it?
[01:05:09] What was it called?
[01:05:10] What was the dancing called the grind?
[01:05:11] They had a name for it.
[01:05:13] Yeah.
[01:05:14] Free dancing.
[01:05:15] Free dancing.
[01:05:16] Yeah, free dancing.
[01:05:17] That's where your friends was.
[01:05:18] I learned how to freak.
[01:05:19] Oh, your friends are free dancing.
[01:05:20] Remember that song.
[01:05:21] I put my hand up on your head.
[01:05:23] Why not?
[01:05:24] Did we do it?
[01:05:25] Yeah.
[01:05:26] That's that's.
[01:05:27] I remember that.
[01:05:28] That was the track.
[01:05:29] Yeah.
[01:05:30] It was like a club Ithaca that they would send us to it.
[01:05:31] Like we were 12 years old.
[01:05:32] Yeah, there's always like a 28 year old there who remember that they had that meeting in
[01:05:37] Ocean City that had like a just hidden it.
[01:05:39] Yeah.
[01:05:40] They'd fill with like suds.
[01:05:41] They filled with like soap, like soap bubbles.
[01:05:44] Oh, like a foam party.
[01:05:46] Yeah.
[01:05:47] Wait, they did that with kids and yeah, in Ocean City.
[01:05:49] Yeah.
[01:05:50] It was just a grim and turned the lights off.
[01:05:53] It was crazy.
[01:05:54] And the music kind of like the back of a bowling alley and we would just grind.
[01:05:57] Truly insane.
[01:05:58] Yeah.
[01:05:59] Yeah.
[01:06:00] Just the angriest boners.
[01:06:05] Just like pissed off boners.
[01:06:07] Yeah.
[01:06:08] Like your penis is angry.
[01:06:09] Yeah.
[01:06:10] Just like pulsating and like vascular.
[01:06:12] Gross.
[01:06:13] Disgusting.
[01:06:14] It was crazy, but it did have to be done.
[01:06:16] And a girl with like just like little bud titties.
[01:06:19] Yeah.
[01:06:20] And braces.
[01:06:21] So this is basically what the Franklin's game.
[01:06:24] Yeah.
[01:06:25] So that's basically what they did.
[01:06:26] It's for us to see the book.
[01:06:27] Yeah.
[01:06:28] He's like, we're going to talk for a second about freak dancing.
[01:06:30] So yeah.
[01:06:31] Why do you keep pointing to this?
[01:06:32] Is that a Kindle?
[01:06:33] It is a Kindle.
[01:06:34] Oh, okay.
[01:06:35] Yeah.
[01:06:36] I love this thing, dude.
[01:06:37] I'd never had a Kindle before.
[01:06:38] I bought one recently because I had a, I just used to read on an iPad.
[01:06:43] It's bad for your eyes.
[01:06:45] Yeah.
[01:06:46] Oh, yeah.
[01:06:47] This is cool.
[01:06:48] Yeah.
[01:06:49] I think you open it up.
[01:06:50] It's like how to not be gay anymore.
[01:06:51] It's just like it's normal.
[01:06:52] It's the table of contents.
[01:06:53] I'm like, don't read.
[01:06:54] I'm embarrassed for two different reasons.
[01:06:56] I haven't started it in the type of book.
[01:07:01] Page two.
[01:07:02] Yeah.
[01:07:03] Oh.
[01:07:04] So what do you think of our studio?
[01:07:06] You think it's cool, Jordan?
[01:07:07] It is pretty cool.
[01:07:08] Yeah.
[01:07:09] I think the spray, the painter you guys had is John.
[01:07:11] None.
[01:07:12] Yeah.
[01:07:13] He's not great.
[01:07:14] Yeah.
[01:07:15] He could have done a lot better job.
[01:07:16] He could have done a lot better job.
[01:07:17] Did he have any tape?
[01:07:18] I think he needs to finish.
[01:07:19] He had tape and then I guess it just, you know, John's a bigger guy.
[01:07:22] He colored outside the lines.
[01:07:24] Yeah.
[01:07:25] Yeah.
[01:07:26] I think he got a little higher.
[01:07:28] It's just for a utility more than anything.
[01:07:30] I don't know.
[01:07:31] I think the office needs to be.
[01:07:33] He soaks up the lights.
[01:07:34] Yeah.
[01:07:35] Well, it was funny.
[01:07:36] They asked me, they were like, are you going to be using this door because you were just
[01:07:38] going to paint over it?
[01:07:39] I was like, nope.
[01:07:40] And then they didn't paint over the door.
[01:07:42] Who is John?
[01:07:43] He's a Canadian?
[01:07:44] Oh, I think he said he knew you.
[01:07:46] He's a Philly comic, I think, right?
[01:07:50] Everybody's like, I don't know anybody's names ever.
[01:07:53] Yeah.
[01:07:54] John's a good guy.
[01:07:55] Yeah, he's a solid dude.
[01:07:57] He does a lot of good.
[01:07:59] I mean, the Philly guys are all like, they'll kind of roll together.
[01:08:01] They'll have like, they, but they, they, he worked on all that McKeever stuff.
[01:08:05] Is he friends with that?
[01:08:07] Oh, man.
[01:08:08] Tommy, Tommy Pope and Shane Gillis and McKeever.
[01:08:10] Oh, okay.
[01:08:11] Okay.
[01:08:12] Yeah.
[01:08:13] Yeah.
[01:08:14] Like the evolution of all of that is McKeever and Tommy had like this thing called bird
[01:08:16] text.
[01:08:17] I think there's another guy, Luke Cunningham, who used to write for Fallon.
[01:08:21] And I don't know.
[01:08:22] I don't know if he's even still, I don't know.
[01:08:23] I haven't seen him in forever.
[01:08:25] But it was those guys.
[01:08:26] And then, I mean, I guess, yeah, Shane, I met only, I met Shane through Dan Soder.
[01:08:31] But yeah, I mean, it's all.
[01:08:32] Is Tommy have the podcast where he gets really high and puts you in a closet with him?
[01:08:36] No, that's Ian Fydance.
[01:08:37] No.
[01:08:38] There's, it's one of those Philly guys where you get, you like smoke a blunt with him and
[01:08:42] you see how long you can sit in a closet or something.
[01:08:44] No, Tommy has one that's just in his apartment with Chris.
[01:08:49] Yeah.
[01:08:50] Tommy had one on, on, on Anthony Kumi as network.
[01:08:53] I think he gets people high and puts him in a closet.
[01:08:56] Maybe it's inappropriate.
[01:08:57] I don't like that.
[01:08:58] I think it's a new thing.
[01:08:59] Oh, yeah.
[01:09:00] Yeah.
[01:09:01] He told me he was starting a new podcast a while back.
[01:09:02] He has a wife.
[01:09:03] No, he doesn't.
[01:09:04] He has a, yeah, not him.
[01:09:06] Yeah.
[01:09:07] But yeah, that's a good idea for a podcast.
[01:09:09] Like a kidnapping based podcast.
[01:09:13] Like a, like an escape room podcast.
[01:09:16] I'm scared to weed now.
[01:09:17] Anybody who even is proud to say I don't hate them all.
[01:09:19] I will never go to an escape room in my entire life.
[01:09:22] So.
[01:09:23] And anyone that tells me that they participate in escape room excommunicated.
[01:09:26] Yeah.
[01:09:27] Well, that's how I feel about burning man.
[01:09:29] Yeah.
[01:09:30] That is for like, if you've never had fun in your life, you go to an escape room.
[01:09:34] I know these dudes who built a giant escape room, like complex.
[01:09:40] It's just shitty.
[01:09:41] I mean, it just, I didn't realize it was just shitty walls and like tikki-taki things that
[01:09:47] you move around.
[01:09:48] You just rip it open and leave.
[01:09:50] Yeah.
[01:09:51] It would be funny actually now that I think about it to go to one with you and you just
[01:09:54] start breaking the room.
[01:09:56] Yeah.
[01:09:57] Yeah.
[01:09:58] I just like, I won.
[01:09:59] I did it.
[01:10:00] I won.
[01:10:01] Already escaped the room.
[01:10:02] I think we're definitely breaking up the girl that works at the front.
[01:10:04] Let's talk you.
[01:10:05] I won.
[01:10:06] Fire escape.
[01:10:07] Fuck you.
[01:10:08] Bitch.
[01:10:09] Yeah, just punch you.
[01:10:10] You couldn't fucking trick me.
[01:10:11] Rip all the wires out, start a fire.
[01:10:13] So when you left the bar the other night, did you see the security guard?
[01:10:17] Did you say anything?
[01:10:18] No, he didn't apologize.
[01:10:19] Yeah.
[01:10:20] Did you see the door guy mad?
[01:10:21] No.
[01:10:22] He was just like, can you please ask Nick?
[01:10:24] He's like, I know, I know it's just, he's like, just, here's the thing.
[01:10:28] They asked me, they asked me to apologize.
[01:10:31] It's like, I know enough to know that that would not help for me to have any further
[01:10:37] communication with you.
[01:10:38] No, it's just also that your brain couldn't process apologizing to someone that didn't
[01:10:43] deserve it.
[01:10:44] Of course.
[01:10:45] Yeah.
[01:10:46] It's in the wrong.
[01:10:47] Yeah.
[01:10:48] You were right.
[01:10:49] Yeah, sure.
[01:10:50] Then I could, then I could.
[01:10:51] I'm so sorry and then it's like, yeah.
[01:10:53] And you knew that all their tires were so.
[01:10:55] Yeah.
[01:10:56] I'm so sorry.
[01:10:57] Said the spider to the floor.
[01:10:58] Yeah.
[01:10:59] For me, for me, it's like, I, I will, I will, I have no principle.
[01:11:04] I would be in the Holocaust and I would apologize.
[01:11:06] The Nazi, I'm sorry, by the way, for everything, you know, that we're doing, you know, I'm
[01:11:11] really nobody hates my family more than I do.
[01:11:14] But they deserve an, they deserve an apology.
[01:11:16] I mean, somebody apologize.
[01:11:20] No, not an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an, an apology.
[01:11:23] Is somebody an apology?
[01:11:24] I mean, it was prior to that.
[01:11:25] Maybe it wouldn't have happened.
[01:11:26] No, that's not true.
[01:11:27] They weren't asking for an apology.
[01:11:29] They were, they, they wouldn't take an apology.
[01:11:32] Let's just put it that way.
[01:11:33] Us, us fellas were very willing to do a disingenuous apology at any moment.
[01:11:39] I'll apologize to anyone.
[01:11:41] I would have apologized to, to further the fight.
[01:11:43] You know what I mean?
[01:11:44] I would have been like, man, really sorry that you're must be new.
[01:11:46] I would have, yeah, I would have like looked.
[01:11:48] That's what I mean.
[01:11:49] That would be, that would be my only.
[01:11:50] I would have been like, oh, I am so sorry.
[01:11:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:11:54] Just to say it short and sweet, you know, say you're sorry.
[01:11:57] And I know I would have been like, hey, I'm sorry about earlier.
[01:11:59] You know, it's like, I'm really, I got a busy job.
[01:12:02] I'm, I'm running here.
[01:12:03] I got a lot of stuff to do.
[01:12:04] I'm not just sitting, checking IDs.
[01:12:07] So, you know, I get to, it wouldn't.
[01:12:09] I am so sorry.
[01:12:12] Well, excuse me.
[01:12:14] This is black lady.
[01:12:15] I didn't know.
[01:12:17] I flipped out at a, because there is the whole like, you're a white person.
[01:12:20] Fuck you.
[01:12:21] Yeah.
[01:12:22] In Vegas, I was like reaching to get a straw at Starbucks.
[01:12:24] And this one was like, say, excuse me.
[01:12:26] And I was like, what the fuck did you just say?
[01:12:29] And we got into this huge fight about it.
[01:12:31] But it was, I mean, I refused to back down.
[01:12:34] I mean, that's the other thing about my life is that I'm just constantly getting yelled
[01:12:37] at by people, like strangers.
[01:12:39] So I'm so-
[01:12:40] Adult thinking they can tell other adults what to do is chaotic.
[01:12:43] It's really annoying.
[01:12:44] Like in the planes when I tell you to put the tray table.
[01:12:46] Did we say promo code comtown or comtown town?
[01:12:49] No, we didn't.
[01:12:50] So, bluetooth.com.
[01:12:51] Bluetooth.com.
[01:12:52] Yeah, bluetooth.com, promo code com slash comtown or comtown.
[01:12:56] And soon to be TAFS, my girlfriend's calling me because I have to go to the airport.
[01:13:02] She's waiting for me.
[01:13:05] She's driving you to the airport?
[01:13:06] No, she's coming with me.
[01:13:08] Oh, she's going to-
[01:13:10] She's coming to Vegas.
[01:13:11] In Vegas.
[01:13:12] She's going to Viva Rock Vegas.
[01:13:13] We're taking my dad to see Chris Angel.
[01:13:17] That's cool.
[01:13:18] No, we're not.
[01:13:19] I'll tell you why.
[01:13:20] We should.
[01:13:21] We get back Monday.
[01:13:22] We're going to have a whole show.
[01:13:23] We got a whole show.
[01:13:24] I'm going to be working.
[01:13:25] I'm going to be working remote until Monday.
[01:13:27] But Monday-
[01:13:28] Guys, I seriously mean this patreon.com slash TAFS.
[01:13:34] Monday is going to be great.
[01:13:35] I'm very excited.
[01:13:36] Well, we got to make sure that we have the time.
[01:13:39] We have to make sure that it's going to be great.
[01:13:41] We got a lot of-
[01:13:42] I'm very excited about Monday.
[01:13:43] But until the ideas are executed.
[01:13:46] But tell you what, you can see this weekend's episode is already up.
[01:13:50] This weekend's episode, Monday was the hardest Nick and I probably worked on anything related
[01:13:54] to the show.
[01:13:56] And we were probably ever-
[01:13:58] And we were fucking shitting ourselves what if people don't like it and so far the response
[01:14:03] has been great.
[01:14:04] And we really appreciate it.
[01:14:05] Not me.
[01:14:06] I was scared, dude.
[01:14:08] Because it's like you're putting yourself out there as an artist.
[01:14:12] What did you put out?
[01:14:13] What did they say?
[01:14:14] We put out like we tried.
[01:14:15] We made a video, like a full show thing.
[01:14:18] Is it out?
[01:14:19] Yeah, it's on patreon.com.
[01:14:21] Patreon.com.
[01:14:22] Either TAFS.
[01:14:23] Now we got special treatment by Patreon.
[01:14:27] So I got them to add a couple URLs.
[01:14:29] You can go to patreon.com slash TAFS.
[01:14:32] Patreon.com slash the Adam Friedland show.
[01:14:35] Or just patreon.com slash com.
[01:14:36] So you're going to want to go check that out.
[01:14:39] Honestly, I'm very happy and excited with it about it.
[01:14:43] I watched it in bed that night at 1.30 am on my...
[01:14:48] I set up a projector in my bedroom and I watched the whole thing and I was...
[01:14:52] And Nick and I were live texting each other.
[01:14:54] We were like...
[01:14:55] Live texting is opposed to the other kind of texting.
[01:14:58] No, we were letters.
[01:14:59] I'm mostly a fan of letters.
[01:15:01] Yeah.
[01:15:02] We were watching it at the same time.
[01:15:04] Live texting.
[01:15:05] Yeah.
[01:15:06] I think...
[01:15:07] We've always had this facade of like, we don't care.
[01:15:10] We didn't see it.
[01:15:11] This podcast is lazy.
[01:15:12] Who cares?
[01:15:13] We can see it's...
[01:15:14] And finish until like basically it might not.
[01:15:17] Our friend Steven is editing it for us.
[01:15:18] Our friend Steven is going to be editing the show.
[01:15:20] And because of the way Vimeo works, it's easier for him to just upload it directly.
[01:15:24] Oh, this was after funny moms.
[01:15:26] Yeah, yeah.
[01:15:27] It was really...
[01:15:28] We were like fucking stressing out about it and like...
[01:15:30] I wasn't stressing out.
[01:15:31] Yeah, Nick was more stressing than me actually.
[01:15:35] That's why he...
[01:15:36] Yeah, that's why he couldn't apologize actually for...
[01:15:39] Anyway, but folks, yeah, if you go there, we have a full...
[01:15:44] It's like an hour and 15 minute video.
[01:15:47] It's not even a podcast.
[01:15:49] It's an experience.
[01:15:50] Even the two seconds I saw of you on buttoning his shirt.
[01:15:54] No, that's two.
[01:15:55] That was two ago.
[01:15:56] That was...
[01:15:57] That was two ago.
[01:15:58] How many of you in the entire house?
[01:15:59] This one's a step forward.
[01:16:01] Wow.
[01:16:02] This one's...
[01:16:03] Yeah.
[01:16:04] Actually, I think we're showing progression.
[01:16:07] I'm excited.
[01:16:08] So, on Monday, guys, we're going to have another thing hopefully.
[01:16:13] I do not over promise.
[01:16:15] It could very easily be.
[01:16:16] We're going to have probably the best.
[01:16:17] We're going to have the most fantastic thing we've ever done.
[01:16:20] But I'll tell you what, we need for years there was zero overhead to this show and
[01:16:24] that was fine.
[01:16:26] But this...
[01:16:28] It costs money now.
[01:16:29] So if you like this show, you want to see how crazy we can get, go to Patreon.
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[01:16:41] And yeah, you got to go to the airport.
[01:16:44] Jordan, thanks for joining us.
[01:16:45] Check out Jordan and Albany at the Albany Funny Bone this weekend.
[01:16:50] And I will again, we'll be in Irvine, California.
[01:16:53] Yeah, and check me out in Portland, Seattle, Los Angeles.
[01:16:57] It should be up on my website.
[01:16:58] Hey, shout out to Justin who came out to the hilarious huge come down fan.
[01:17:03] Amazing.
[01:17:04] It's a great show.
[01:17:05] Very sweet boy.
[01:17:06] Thanks folks.
[01:17:07] Goodbye everybody.
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