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[00:00:30] Welcome to the Adam free

[00:00:40] Welcome back Adam has we in studio today. We have guest Mike

[00:00:44] Hello everyone

[00:00:45] Came in with the show brought him in we had a bunch of big stuff planned for this weekend

[00:00:50] We thought we would add him went out of town on vacation all weekend wasn't vacations family

[00:00:55] Okay, he goes on a lot of vacations. I don't go actually. I don't I'm not going on vacation

[00:01:00] We had a big week yesterday. We had a big episode that everyone's real excited about yeah, but

[00:01:06] We have we're gonna do a night shoot and I just like went not so weekend working trying to get the studio right now

[00:01:12] It's coming along. Yeah, I mean, it's you know, it's a work in progress. It's very safe. Yeah, personally

[00:01:18] so, you know, we were we

[00:01:20] We were gonna we were gonna do we had a whole thing planned, but it didn't really come together because Adam

[00:01:26] Add an extra day. It was I didn't actually I cut it a day actually I came came back almost 24 hours early

[00:01:34] Anyways, Mike Racine's here

[00:01:36] Hey everybody and and you know, I don't really like doing like a

[00:01:40] Add this is Adam sort of creative decision. I'm not really like a let's see a work in progress sort of thing

[00:01:46] Right, right. I got it. Just something finished. I got it. Just I got to like I have a vision

[00:01:52] And then I weighed in I just you know, I just stay at it until it's there. I'm a I'm a more of like a

[00:01:59] subtractive

[00:02:01] Kind of creative style of course rather than an additive thing. So it's it's like I don't have to explain my process

[00:02:08] No, no, of course not. Yeah

[00:02:10] They don't deserve that they don't but we already promised these guys that we would do video content

[00:02:17] I think I might even be out of frame here. We don't have a camera op. It's not yeah

[00:02:23] But anyways, let's just get right into it Mike. I wouldn't touch anything

[00:02:26] Don't touch. Yeah, yeah, cuz I kind of know where everything is and I'm right after he's got a system or something

[00:02:32] Yeah, so we'll we'll start we'll jump right into it. This is gonna be I

[00:02:35] Think I think we now that Adam knows how to do the monologue will just let him do it himself. Okay, and

[00:02:43] So you know no monologue necessary this week unless you want to do it Adam if you prepared anything while you're on vacation or

[00:02:51] No, okay, so what did you what did you do? What did you get into? I?

[00:02:55] Saw the new Chris Angels show the new Chris Angels show so just I guess if you want to let people know you went to

[00:03:01] Vegas Las Vegas. I went to Las Vegas, but not for leisure. Yeah, Mike

[00:03:07] Have you ever been to Las Vegas? I went when I was 12

[00:03:11] You haven't been what do you really do was a 12 year old Las Vegas? You just kind of you show you like drawings of breasts like cartoon

[00:03:19] Playplaces for

[00:03:21] Like dare like deadbeat parents. Oh, they do. Yeah, you drop your kid off at like the adventure zone area

[00:03:28] Yeah, yeah, it was the adventure. We went to red rock. There's like a play place or wherever

[00:03:33] What's the rock the red rock? It's right by my house. Yeah, yeah, nice. That's where which red rock maybe you can explain it to me

[00:03:39] It's a beautiful state park. Yeah. Oh, it's a state park. Yeah

[00:03:43] So that's what you do when you're 12. Yeah, they should have something like strip club circuit

[00:03:47] Maybe this is what you're describing, but there should be a you know if you're a dad need to go you're like

[00:03:51] You know, I'm I got my son. I took him to Vegas little blue some for you some for me. Yeah

[00:03:56] Yeah, there should be a strip club. There should be another room in there where they get to see I

[00:04:01] Don't know like Tony the tiger bench pressing or something. You know what would be an appropriate thing like

[00:04:06] You know they could have like Elmo. I guess yeah, but what Elmo has to be doing something a little bit more

[00:04:12] Ticing not necessarily sexy, but something that intrigues a child. Okay. The way a woman's pussy and asshole do

[00:04:18] You know what I mean, right? It's like Elmo who's got like nuke like secret pictures of the PlayStation 6

[00:04:27] He's pulling down. He's opening his fur

[00:04:30] And he's like why don't you take a look at this instead of a pussy hole. He's got it's the new Nintendo switch

[00:04:45] The new one

[00:04:47] The new one where you can play games with all your friends all your friends on it

[00:04:51] That's what he's looking just like oh, yeah, and like whatever the cool almost almost almost

[00:04:56] Emma's pussy is the new switch dad mom took it mom dad took me to jugs

[00:05:01] It was the greatest thing yeah, then I can goes back to school

[00:05:03] He's like my dad took me to a strip club and I saw almost pussy and it was the new Nintendo switch

[00:05:09] You fucking liar faggot your faggot you don't even have a dad you fucking faggot liar

[00:05:14] And then that would be that would be a great vacation. Yeah. Yeah, yeah for six year old son. Don't listen to him

[00:05:20] Yeah, you do have a dad you do have a dad. It's me. You're not a faggot

[00:05:24] And you saw almost pussy

[00:05:26] And I know you did and it was the new

[00:05:32] No, I went I went to so Chris Angel has obviously his flagship show is mind freak

[00:05:38] Yeah, and he claims that he makes 70 million why the hell is it called the flagship like that?

[00:05:42] I'm assuming that dates to I know understand that this the engine

[00:05:45] Shilling it's a big thing, but like why is that the best one because in my mind

[00:05:49] I suppose the British if I was in the British Navy and you were on the like they're like our boat just does flag

[00:05:56] So I'd be like that's the gayest gay. That'd be the shittiest ship

[00:05:59] You have a gun shit though the expression should be the gunship. Yeah, the gun ship the cat the cat the pirate ship

[00:06:05] It is kind of a daughter though because you hear flagship and you go. Oh, it's like the main one. Yeah. Yeah

[00:06:10] Yes, sounds right cool. It sounds cool for sure. Yeah, anyway, but yeah, it makes sense once you think about his flagship is obviously mind freak

[00:06:17] Mm-hmm, which is I he had a television show also named mind freak

[00:06:21] So my my sister's boyfriend got us tickets to his new show

[00:06:27] Which is a collaboration it'd be funny if you had a son with Down syndrome

[00:06:30] Yeah, and he got into magic and then somebody was like like hey check. It's mind freak. He's a real mind

[00:06:36] Hey, this boy's a real mind freak mind jumbled. Yeah now

[00:06:39] I would be the guy coming around saying that and he would be like just fucking stop just please

[00:06:43] We know what you're doing. That's just stop. We know what the joke is that you're doing. Yeah, stop it

[00:06:48] You don't think we've made this joke in our head, but our family's going through a lot. Yeah. Yeah

[00:06:53] Anyway, so there's a guy there's a guy that fall on TikTok. He's like he's a chef. He's like he's like is this your chromosome?

[00:07:01] What does a chromosome look like what is it? What is it?

[00:07:03] I don't even know what a chromosome that I don't know I assumed you knew because of that no that's the thing

[00:07:08] It's fucked up. They need like retarded people have an extra of the thing that they can't even comprehend. Yeah, you know

[00:07:14] I can't even come I can that's what I mean. I don't know what it is

[00:07:16] Yeah, they're like that that that guys like that for some technical reason that I don't understand

[00:07:22] Yeah, you know what I mean? We sat next to a guy who was like is this is this a man with Down syndrome or a New York Yankees fan

[00:07:31] It's that next to him on the plane back. Yeah, and it turned out he was he he when I fell asleep on the red

[00:07:37] I he told my girlfriend she could

[00:07:40] Put her head on his shoulder and she so is a Yankees. She did not you got cocked by a guy with down

[00:07:48] She did not sleep the rest of the flight because she was like this guy's this guy's gonna molest me

[00:07:53] So yeah, but I found out about that afterwards. I was like, but yeah dancing. I was like the

[00:07:58] Mentally handicap man sitting next to you. Yeah, she was like no. He was just that type of fat. Oh, really?

[00:08:04] Yeah, he was just yeah, he was wearing all Yankee stuff and he was just like hey do you live in Vegas or New York?

[00:08:10] Yeah, he was just

[00:08:11] Down syndrome guys like the Yankees. There's an episode of Malcolm and they're kind of like the Oakley's yeah

[00:08:17] Sport them and the Dominicans. That's kind of there. That's their

[00:08:20] That's their demographic. Yeah. Yeah, there's a down syndrome chef

[00:08:24] I follow on TikTok and every once in a while he'll like respond to like mean comments. Yeah, but we are word. Yeah, yeah

[00:08:34] Yeah, just in case you guys think that that because I'm now a construction worker. I don't remember how to do my fucking job

[00:08:42] Yeah, this guy's a jack of all trades

[00:08:46] Take that take that

[00:08:48] Uh mentally handicap. Yeah, anyways, where you're saying there's a retarded chef. Oh, I've seen it. I've seen it. Yeah

[00:08:56] Yeah, we'll like he sucks at cooking it does he I saw him with he brought his friend

[00:09:00] And he was trying to help his friend crack an egg

[00:09:03] Uh-huh and then he cracks it on the counter and then he starts trying to mop it up with his hands and then put it into the bowl

[00:09:09] Yeah, it was right. It was a little bit of exploitive. You never made fucking eggs before. Yeah, well

[00:09:15] You need to crack a couple eggs, you know, if you want to make an omelet, you know

[00:09:19] Did he make an omelet? It'd be funny if he did that. That's how he put the eggs in the book the pan and then he made like

[00:09:25] Like perfect omelet rice. Yeah. Yeah, you know, he's yeah. He made a perfect French omelet

[00:09:31] Yeah, he like did the the twirl perfectly. Yeah

[00:09:35] Anyway, I want it. Oh, it's a new thing. No, he like fixes people's restaurants. Mm-hmm. Yeah Ramsey style. Yeah

[00:09:40] Yeah, it's like this is wool. Yeah, we'll be kitchen. We'll be the kitchen nightmare version of that

[00:09:47] Kitchen oopsie daisy

[00:09:49] Kitchen with kitchen. Yeah, kitchen scary spooky kitchen spooky kitchen scallowy kitchen. Yeah

[00:09:56] Um, I wanted to mention something on the topic of it

[00:09:59] Oh, yeah

[00:10:00] Just I always had the I love the mental image of a guy with Down syndrome wearing a chef's hat with a burn over his shoulder

[00:10:06] Just thrown over his shoulder just like sweating on his brow. You know, we we we we pull back and he's like done

[00:10:13] You know, he's like finning you know like his little the little bell and what he's done is he made a he put two pieces of an oreo

[00:10:21] They made a double stuff

[00:10:24] Just him like looking over a

[00:10:27] You know

[00:10:28] Sminging a double stuff or nice. Anyway, so I saw a double stuff for you the Down syndrome of the oreo world

[00:10:35] Yeah, when you think about it. Yeah, it's got a little extra crumb. Yeah, cuz how else do you get an extra crumb?

[00:10:41] I'm unless too much cum made it into your wife's pussy. Yeah, you're that she's too heavy if you're a baby made with too much

[00:10:47] That's my

[00:10:51] Blasted you just blasted that you power washer fucking wall

[00:10:59] You made a fucking omelet. I'll tell you that. Yeah, yeah

[00:11:02] The way you get a daughter if you got that fucking the little like the travel toothpaste kind of nut

[00:11:07] You know what I mean? Yeah, that's how you get a daughter. Yeah, perfect real slow

[00:11:11] Yeah, I tell you prevent retard you have to swap the pussy. Yeah, I come on the tip of a q-tip

[00:11:17] And I'm sort of I've been one of the long covid ones

[00:11:20] I'm not on that and then I put it in women on the train

[00:11:23] Yeah, and I say and I but I dress up like Harry Potter

[00:11:26] Yeah, the tip is this scrotte disguise is a wand

[00:11:29] Yeah, and then I get theatrical makeup to look like I have down syndrome

[00:11:33] So I'm gonna be like oh my god. What the fuck and I'm like

[00:11:37] Hello, how are you doing this?

[00:11:40] You know, they're like oh, it's a mentally retarded man. Go ahead swab away

[00:11:46] But if you don't get enough come in there, he's gay. Yeah, so you got to find the right

[00:11:49] I think that's another thing where it's too much cum and that's gay. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. Totally. Yeah, it's a it's a delicate balance

[00:11:56] Between because that's often there's and there's a bunch of studies that often with uh with like fraternal and identical twins

[00:12:05] One of them if they're both boys one of them will have down syndrome and the other one will be gay really yeah, almost it's something like 92 percent of the time

[00:12:14] One of them comes out normal but gay yeah, and the other one comes out down syndrome, but norm

[00:12:18] Not gay straight. Yeah, that's a fun bit and if you're not retarded or gay

[00:12:22] You don't have a fraternal twin who's retarded or gay call now

[00:12:25] Yeah

[00:12:27] Call now

[00:12:28] Are you a twin? Are you are you?

[00:12:30] Para fraternal twins and you don't have down syndrome or one of you isn't gay a cash settlement might be

[00:12:37] Available to you call now call the law firm

[00:12:41] Call this law firm that doesn't understand how lawsuits work. Did you receive a mignonalds?

[00:12:47] Did you know those commercials for champion bank where you guys grew up?

[00:12:50] No, or the guy was like when you a bank says no champion says yes, no, and okay, well we were

[00:12:56] Cuz I think it was like a man just going to the bank you go up to the teller and you're like can I have sex with you?

[00:13:01] He's like no, and I'm like well, I'm gonna go fuck the bitch of champion bank then you fucking whore

[00:13:06] Get in here, baby. Yeah

[00:13:08] Yeah

[00:13:10] Well, anyway, he was like kind of a feminine I guess in the commercial you can youtube the commercial

[00:13:14] But um one time we were talking we were at the dinner at olive guard. I mean my family

[00:13:18] Yeah, my dad brought up that commercial in my grandma was going oh, he's a fag. He's a

[00:13:24] His columnist got a fag at olive garden. That's awesome. That's awesome. Yeah

[00:13:29] When when does that what do they mean? Do they do like second chance financing or something?

[00:13:33] Probably like it was like a pre 2008 financial crash back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's probably a new kangle hat

[00:13:40] Yeah, I got a new angle now that now that like I'm your I'm your guy, you know, I guess you know, I feel like I'm allowed to buy the same

[00:13:46] Hat. Hmm. That's copying. Yeah, but then copying doesn't exist in the new paradigm

[00:13:52] I'm like wow Adam's wearing such a cool hat. I want to be like Adam

[00:13:55] I'm gonna get the hat. Do you think that my personality is different in this hat?

[00:14:00] Um from what from my old personality?

[00:14:05] And whatever you're doing, it's better. Yeah, it's a good look. I always progress. I feel like this is

[00:14:10] That's the thing I like about it makes me feel good. He's like Adam's sort of like a barber shop pole. Yeah

[00:14:14] Uh-huh, you know, he's always he's always moving up right and but from a distance

[00:14:19] She's done. It's like an optical illusion. You don't understand how a man can continue to triumph. Mm-hmm. You know for sure

[00:14:24] But somehow he does. Yeah, there's not a just an narrative arc of up. It's like a cosmic accident

[00:14:30] I just keep tripping like kind of like oj in the naked gun. Uh-huh, you know, I keep fumbling my way up. Yeah, yeah

[00:14:37] Wait, I want to tell you guys about a mystica though

[00:14:39] So okay, so it's a collaboration between chris angel and then one of the guys that started serk disolei on the strip

[00:14:47] This guy like named francesco drago ne

[00:14:50] And um, it's like Francis the dragon Francis the dragon

[00:14:54] Um, and I thought I thought it would be like a chris angel magic show

[00:14:57] But it turned out that chris angel is not even in the show

[00:15:00] But he introduced it because he's like this is going to be a tv taping for my new show magic with the stars

[00:15:06] Right and I was like, I want to be on tv

[00:15:08] Uh-huh, so my sister's boyfriend got us tickets and we're in the absolute

[00:15:12] We're in the third tier back row on the right side

[00:15:15] We had like the worst seats in the house and like 10 minutes before the shows are they're like, hey, um, chris couldn't sell out

[00:15:22] Um, you know the the bottom like the mezzanine. So we're gonna need you to come forward. Who was that like a like a like a st

[00:15:28] Shansh, yeah, yeah

[00:15:29] So we got brought up and we're in this I ended up we ended up being in the second row

[00:15:33] And I'm like right next to the cameras

[00:15:35] And so like he introduces the show. He's like guys like this is we're gonna use your audience reactions for my new show magic with the stars

[00:15:43] He's like it's it's gonna be hosted by Eddie Griffin

[00:15:46] It's gonna be a fantastic show. I got five seasons on the CW. It's gonna be amazing

[00:15:50] And so like I'm right next to the camera. So every trick I like cut I hope i'm on the show, but every trick I cut away and i'm like

[00:15:58] But it's it's it's like it's so bad. It's like gay dances and stuff and it's just like I hope you are

[00:16:04] This is why we need to get an ant fredland shirt printed up. So they really do if you've been wearing that shirt

[00:16:09] Wowed at the taping. I know and it could be standing ovations the camera kept going to me and my girlfriend

[00:16:15] And then um, so he's like he goes on stage. He's like we need your reactions to be big

[00:16:20] This is a fucking TV. He's like I actually anyway

[00:16:23] I'm not in the show, but this is the story of my life

[00:16:27] But i'm gonna go back into the audience to see what my friends flow right out of flavor

[00:16:30] Flav and he was like sitting next to flow right out flavor and flavor of my gorilla marketing campaign

[00:16:34] I got an atom fredland shirt. I got a police scanner

[00:16:37] I find out where shootings happening up town the Bronx

[00:16:40] Yeah, and then I just rushed there and I pretend I lied to you know like local news. Yeah, and said I witnessed it

[00:16:46] Yeah, and i'm like you can't from over that

[00:16:49] We didn't know what he was doing, but he came over your t-shirts as Adam free lisha

[00:16:53] Why are you talking like that? They're good. Yeah, you're an eyewitness to like eight murders. Yeah

[00:16:58] You have to go to court. I'm up here. I've seen everyone

[00:17:03] Where are you from sir? I don't know

[00:17:06] I don't I haven't thought about it. You know, I'll go be from anywhere

[00:17:12] Yeah, you're from the mexican part of Asia mexican china. Yeah

[00:17:16] Um, anyway, so you ever smoked this shit. They call him mexican china

[00:17:21] They call this shit mexican china. This is the finest dinky and kinky wonky you ever done boy

[00:17:26] You have a smoked at mexican china that wrong mexican china

[00:17:33] So Stephen was making me laugh so fucking hard. What was he saying? I can't I wish I could remember what the fuck he was saying

[00:17:38] He was like saying some said on these dad. He was like yeah, Stephen was just doing our editor Stephen girl

[00:17:44] Which shout out to him. Yeah edits are shown. I don't know I showed up at the bar and he was like oh

[00:17:49] Give him some

[00:17:51] Like said something like that and it was just like it's annoying the first time he does it and then adam wonk's happen. He's like watch this

[00:17:57] And he does it exactly the same

[00:18:04] Yeah, he's and they're just played in my hand for like another two days

[00:18:08] It's so funny like my guy reached Stephen like four years late and when the first time he heard he's like this is great

[00:18:14] I gotta start doing this to everyone. He's like my guy

[00:18:17] We're like Stephen. This is like black kids have been doing this for eight years. Yeah

[00:18:23] Um, it's a mess anyway

[00:18:25] So so the show starts right and so what the show is about is it's a journey

[00:18:29] It's so it's about a boy named Christopher who grew up in Huntington long island and any Griffin hosts the show

[00:18:35] No, no, this is gonna be for his new CW show magic with the stars

[00:18:39] Okay, so it's like a script that you went to see his second vega strip show called amistica

[00:18:44] Which is basically a mixture between

[00:18:46] Between

[00:18:48] Mind freak and sir do so lee uh-huh and it does not feature chris a boy. Here we go real quick

[00:18:53] We're gonna do a little sound bite for the libs. We're gonna put this on social media

[00:18:57] You know what we should do is to take the american flag and change it so well the number the states that

[00:19:04] Have banned abortion we replace their stars with swastikas because they're fucking fascist. Yes

[00:19:08] Yeah

[00:19:09] So it's even if you want to clip that part and then we can put that on we can put that on the social

[00:19:14] We can put that and watch the adam freeland show for more center left. Yeah

[00:19:18] Uh, we're taking it to the streets. Yeah, and we're gonna be reporting live next episode from the jail cell that donald trump will be in by the

[00:19:25] Donald trump fuck you fuck you fuck you donald trump fuck Donald trump

[00:19:30] Fuck more lago who you think you're allowed to have fucking codes

[00:19:33] RIP to evanco because RIP to evanco who until last week i was wishing rape upon daily

[00:19:39] No, she's a queen but now that she's dead. I'm not I'm not some piece of shit

[00:19:44] GOP fucking qanon fuck ass fuckface shit ass

[00:19:50] I I respect when someone dies. I say rip to them

[00:19:54] You know because at the end of the day. I still have human dignity

[00:19:58] Yeah, the donald trump doesn't fucking have that these qanon fucking

[00:20:03] Pieces of shit that these clown ass

[00:20:06] Yes

[00:20:08] Fuckers the gav

[00:20:11] Clarence Thomas you fucking all right

[00:20:15] Yeah, you know which we want to say claren's Thomas you

[00:20:20] bad guy

[00:20:22] You fucking shh

[00:20:25] You fucking

[00:20:27] Don't say it

[00:20:29] Yeah, a bunch of them just fucking like a white women went off like tea kettles

[00:20:40] Yeah, even if you weren't online they all typed it at the same time, exactly that it became audible

[00:20:45] Yeah, there was enough they all did it. Sorry. I'm off my meds

[00:20:48] Can you imagine that white ladies calling Clarence Thomas the n-word that the bottom of the tweet is just sent with syri

[00:20:53] She

[00:20:57] Makes it even worse

[00:20:59] She's just in her she's in her fucking her her toiota sienna. Yeah saying that saying that the car play

[00:21:07] She's got a three-year-old in a car seat in the back. Yeah, she's like his syri composed tweet

[00:21:14] I'm just gonna say it Clarence Thomas

[00:21:16] Her baby's like past Thomas is it

[00:21:24] No, baby bad baby. She must have learned that word from watching BT or something

[00:21:29] Yeah, she learned it from from the George Floyd protest

[00:21:33] We brought my baby. I brought my baby to the George Floyd protests and she learned the answer she learned that I'm sorry

[00:21:38] Yeah, sorry we walked through a George Floyd protest on the way to the pride festival

[00:21:43] And we're a guy in a dog gimp costume is getting fucked in his ass by big bird

[00:21:49] And I wanted to take her to meet the new big bird

[00:21:52] I wanted to show her that big for a big bird loves people

[00:21:57] The big bird loves everybody men women children guys in dog gimp leather gimp dog costumes

[00:22:05] Big bird is big bird is

[00:22:07] My life is all about loving everyone until they say even the slightest thing incorrect and then you try to get them fired from their minimum wage job

[00:22:16] Because that's that's love

[00:22:19] Was this supposed to be plugged in? What do you think this? What is it? I don't know. I think it goes

[00:22:25] No, just don't touch the wires. All right. It's I have most of them sorted. I think I know most of the wires go to

[00:22:32] I feel like this is where

[00:22:34] We need maybe a project manager or someone that can I got it dude? Don't worry. I don't know if like you have to your

[00:22:40] It's the problem is like I have trouble switching from technical mode to artist mode. Yeah, of course

[00:22:46] I don't know so like some of the ways I know but you just need to be worrying about the art, dude

[00:22:51] We need someone that that's technical that could worry about the chords. Yeah, yeah, people. So what else did you do in Vegas or Mike?

[00:22:57] I didn't think I didn't finish. Oh, okay. Yeah, so yeah, so basically, okay

[00:23:00] So the show is about how as a boy there's a someone there's a someone playing a child named Christopher

[00:23:07] Right and it's about a journey through his nightmares

[00:23:10] Right where through his nightmares he learned to follow his dreams

[00:23:14] Right and then become the greatest living magician and this is from like the description of the show

[00:23:20] All right, you think he's the greatest magician?

[00:23:22] I don't I mean there was barely any magic in the fucking show. I think he's just like a guy that like

[00:23:27] Uh, he just he just sells himself, you know, he like buys his own bullshit

[00:23:32] Yeah in like a way that's very entertaining and satisfying to everyone it was really weird when David Blaine

[00:23:37] He went for magic to like putting himself in a box. He did both. Yeah. Yeah, and Chris angel does that too

[00:23:43] His his whole thing was like putting on makeup from the crow and then levitating. That was his whole thing

[00:23:49] Um, but anyway, so so like um, yeah, I say I'm gonna be a magician

[00:23:54] But I dress up like Garfield and sub my own day

[00:24:00] He's in mind free. I'm like check this out

[00:24:04] Stand right there real quick

[00:24:06] Right there. Oh man Garfield sucking his own damn damn

[00:24:24] Yeah

[00:24:26] Who's your name? Who's your crew? And then I say I say john or buckle an audio Wow. I have my own cock in my

[00:24:41] He did it

[00:24:46] Anyway, so so like the we watched the whole show there all these like dancers people like pretending to be his nightmares

[00:24:52] This little boy during the curtain call the little boy takes his hat off you realize it's a woman

[00:24:58] Been playing very progressive. Anyway standing ovation people are losing their minds and Chris is like sitting there

[00:25:03] Next to the flow writer and flavor flavor. Wait. So the only difference between the little boy and the woman was a hat

[00:25:08] Yeah, it was just a hat and people and people were like, oh my god. It was a woman

[00:25:12] It was like I don't understand how the hat makes you think it's a little boy

[00:25:15] I think she had her hair tucked into the hat and then she took it out and this shit long

[00:25:19] How do you know it wasn't just a little boy long hair? Well, it was a whoa

[00:25:23] I mean we could all tell from the curtain call mean it would have to have been like the she has just says

[00:25:28] Just like cartoon tittin. She didn't have big ass the hair. I don't think is enough anyway, but so

[00:25:33] So like what do I know? I'm not a magician. I'm just a guy that sucks his own day

[00:25:40] I'm just a dick sucking Garfield out here trying to make a dollar

[00:25:43] I'm just an East New York. Hey, hey my guy. It's like

[00:25:52] Yeah, you're magic. It's like a social message. Yeah

[00:25:56] Violence you have been out there for like hours and I can't get anyone to check at the magic show

[00:26:01] So my dick is just like limp. Yeah hanging out of the Garfield

[00:26:07] People are laughing at you. Yeah

[00:26:09] I

[00:26:12] Gotta be like god. He's dick. He can't even whore son

[00:26:15] Garfield can't even get his dick horse son

[00:26:19] So like I'm like, yeah, well you live in a fucking food desert. I'm a cat that eats lasagna

[00:26:24] So fuck you fucking use anymore. Go drink it to leader uptown baby uptown. We got grocery stores in uptown. Yeah, that's right

[00:26:31] Yeah

[00:26:32] Yeah, you got dust all over your food. Yeah, you got dusty ass food. You got dusty ass food

[00:26:37] East New York suck a dick uptown. I'm probably now that we have videos

[00:26:41] I'm gonna get murdered

[00:26:44] This is the kind of stuff we're inciting

[00:26:47] You could say on a podcast when as soon as the video

[00:26:49] Yeah, they're gonna see me shooters out for me. Yeah, it's gonna be like when Ari went I can't I dare you to come to my neighborhood

[00:26:55] Yeah, they're like we're Nick millions at where Nick millions at. I'm talking shit. Yeah, you got a problem

[00:27:02] Disparaging East New York you hit up me

[00:27:04] Lewis J go would be money to see like and I look a little bit different in real life

[00:27:09] It would be funny. It might be a little surprised when you see me in real life because I'm bald

[00:27:15] I'm a bald born Rican guy. This is all theater makeup

[00:27:19] This is part of my Garfield costume the first reveal is they're like oh shit gawf that ain't even Garfield

[00:27:25] It's a white boob. It's a white boob

[00:27:29] That ain't Garfield and then I take another layer maybe like oh shit

[00:27:32] He's

[00:27:37] Like a white

[00:27:44] Mein freak anyway, then that just the end of the whole thing is like um

[00:27:48] We're like leaving and Chris is just like in the audience with his

[00:27:52] Celebrity guests and he's just like this like hand-on-heart like nodding and like waving to people people keep trying to take selfies

[00:27:58] And then he has security with like man. I love him magician Nick Mullen was killed today

[00:28:05] Yeah

[00:28:07] Killed they don't shot dick sucking

[00:28:18] When it's just going in y'all

[00:28:20] You gotta stop this violence. We gotta stop killing all

[00:28:23] Garfials and what about the protest last summer when they were protesting the death of dick sucking Garfield

[00:28:29] They burned after I know real cities to the ground called a Marcus Garfield

[00:28:35] Marcus Garvey kind of did look like Garfield

[00:28:39] He does he was like a big cat like yeah big cat he looks like Heathcliff or something

[00:28:43] Was he was he a red moon or no? I know knock him x. No, I think he was dark

[00:28:48] Not knock a whole reason

[00:28:50] Welcome x was a civil rights leaders because he had red because he was a ginger. He was a ginger

[00:28:53] He was half Scottish. He hadn't he didn't have this as bad

[00:28:56] Yeah, if he didn't have that fucking ginger rage in him

[00:28:59] Yeah, I mean that was basically the civil rights movement was four people with red hair

[00:29:04] Right it just by chance

[00:29:06] Black people kind of yeah the heavy lifting. Yeah. Yeah, yeah

[00:29:09] Interesting

[00:29:11] Anyway, so I went up to Chris angel afterwards because like he's like

[00:29:15] Greeting the crowd that he has like fucking security like shining flashlights. I didn't even want to anytime someone try to take a selfie

[00:29:22] They like shine like a man a mag light like at them

[00:29:25] Anyway, but I went up to him and I was like Chris

[00:29:27] I just want to say like thank you for a beautiful evening

[00:29:30] He's like you're very welcome. It means a lot and then I said um I just want to say that you're magic

[00:29:35] It's it's changed my life. He like looks at me hand on heart and he goes I know

[00:29:40] I know

[00:29:43] You mean a cool movie like an Indian magician

[00:29:47] Like the the when you call him Houdini, I guess that's probably sure

[00:29:50] Yeah, that's a Jewish guy. Yeah, but the name is is Indian style. Okay, whatever. I'll pick a different name

[00:29:58] Do do do do do do do do do do that's Indian. So it's do do Dini the Indian magician

[00:30:03] Yeah

[00:30:03] And uh so he goes he's like my next reiki or watches a

[00:30:07] Would your be a mind will be freaked by my next trip

[00:30:11] And then he just kills it

[00:30:14] He blows his brain out of his like oh my god do do do Dini

[00:30:17] And then they send a cow out on stage with peanut butter on his mouth. Uh-huh and then they pipe

[00:30:22] They pipe through like a PA. Yeah. Yeah, they're pretty regardless of the cows

[00:30:27] He's like here. I am

[00:30:31] I'm mark already

[00:30:33] They just have his jacket on the cow people are crying. Yeah, they're letting me

[00:30:37] On the wall behind me. Right and then somebody comes out and then blows the cows killing the cow

[00:30:42] Yeah, and then and then do do Dini stands back up and it was squib and he's like, no, I'm back again

[00:30:48] I'm going back is my show

[00:30:50] And then he gets he gets honor killed for killing a cow

[00:30:54] Uh, yeah, but in real life in real life. Yeah, that's cool

[00:30:58] Yeah

[00:30:58] And then my it means like and they need to halfway through the show is just sawing a woman in half

[00:31:03] And they're like is this a trick? He's like, no, I'm this is I'm on break right? Yeah, this is what I do in my free time

[00:31:10] He's just too relaxed. Yeah, I found out she went she blew a kiss at a man before we got married

[00:31:16] So I'm having her saw and then you took it pussy if you

[00:31:19] I want to a day of car bullshit with me to work as a snack

[00:31:31] Why are they why are they so horny, huh? Why are they so horny?

[00:31:34] They weren't allowed to be horny until like 10 years ago. Yeah, okay, I had a range

[00:31:38] It's not that there's more horny than anybody else who just learning how to be horny. They're like, yeah

[00:31:42] They're new to being horny. Yeah, they're like 12 years old. Yeah. Yeah, horny is basically like

[00:31:47] Imagine if you found some primitive tribe and you gave them like a camera and they're like

[00:31:52] And that's what pussy is

[00:32:05] For pull fiction

[00:32:08] I don't know if I'm gonna be able to say stuff like that now that this is now this video

[00:32:13] I don't think that because you got canceled the video

[00:32:15] I gotta say psych. Just a psych. Stephen cut psych. Yes. Cut in psych

[00:32:20] Sayyik. We didn't really say anything disrespectful towards him. No, he made primitive people seem like monkeys

[00:32:27] Yeah, he was comparing that. He was just comparing them to a to yeah, like a tribe

[00:32:33] Yeah, he said it's like that. It's like if yeah, yeah

[00:32:39] But Trump

[00:32:40] Rotten hell. Yeah. Yeah

[00:32:42] What do you think is gonna happen? I guess

[00:32:47] What do you want me to do?

[00:32:49] I think I got us off the hook. Oh, okay. Ron and hell you bastard. Yeah. I thought you were doing like say more racist

[00:32:59] Get him

[00:33:02] Man, they can see you doing that

[00:33:04] Oh, it's funny as people go like oh well racist jokes are just lazy

[00:33:07] But like you always find new ways to be

[00:33:09] Yeah

[00:33:11] Racist jokes are lazy, but it's like yeah, well, so are black people. No, but why don't you get mad at them instead of me

[00:33:17] Donald Trump because it seems like a double standard. I don't I don't I think Donald Trump is gonna go red

[00:33:24] Rod and we're keeping a balance here. No food and when I say black people are lazy

[00:33:28] I mean specifically Clarence Thomas

[00:33:31] There's two lazy to use his fucking brain to come up with the right answer on a boy one person the rest of them

[00:33:36] You know I they see it the protests. I'll be there. I'll be there support saying you matter your life matters

[00:33:43] We gotta be careful with the video. Why oh right?

[00:33:48] Writing on this we have to do

[00:33:50] Solves to a network. Yeah. Yeah, no, but you do always find new ways to be to be racist and it's impressive

[00:33:57] No, it should be racist. Well, you find new like different stare you like create stereotypes to do to our accurate

[00:34:04] To play on to play on racial trope to play on tropes. Yeah to expose doing satire. Yeah to expose deeper ignorance

[00:34:12] Yeah, yeah, well, I just don't know how to fill dead air

[00:34:20] Some people are like so how was the weather, you know, but I don't I don't

[00:34:24] That's not this never been an impulse of mine

[00:34:27] Well, I was standing in I'd standing in line at being it we had to when we bought some equipment for the show

[00:34:31] I know there's air before it open and there was some poor guy like

[00:34:35] He just like they were waiting we're waiting for the store to open

[00:34:39] So this is like a middle-aged guy and then some younger guy that's a tourist

[00:34:42] Yeah, and the they thought the store was open but it was just like a class that had been there

[00:34:47] So they like went off and did something else like I thought the store was open now

[00:34:51] I was like no, no, no, it's a class. I'm like dropping my daughter off. He's like yeah

[00:34:54] Yeah, yeah, and then the second guy the tourists didn't understand that that's where the conversation needed to end

[00:34:59] And so he thought he had to just keep saying stuff and so he's like yeah, I'm actually

[00:35:05] I'm here from Kansas the guy's like oh great, you know, he's like yeah

[00:35:09] I'm coming here to maybe to I've you know, I heard about this place. I'm really excited to check it out

[00:35:14] He was like, okay. Cool. Yes. Great place. I got a lot of stuff

[00:35:20] Yeah, and Kansas we have micro

[00:35:25] About micro center guys like okay, okay, and he's like but you know

[00:35:28] My girl center is not like this, you know, and then and then like it's going on

[00:35:32] There's about five ten minutes and by the end of he's like yeah, but this backpack actually and he's telling he's like, you know

[00:35:38] It's got a pocket here and he's just fucking won't leave this fucking guy alone

[00:35:41] Yeah, I felt terrible for the both of them

[00:35:43] Yeah, one of them wanted to be left alone the other one didn't know when to shut the fuck up and I can relate to the not shutting the fuck

[00:35:49] Up guy, but I would have been like, you know, so you're from Africa

[00:35:53] Or like originally like before you're a slave obviously but came over here

[00:36:02] Slavery existed now you're fucking slave you let's say you you're a black guy you slave

[00:36:08] Would you be like doing slave photography?

[00:36:13] And I'm like, I'm sorry we got another thing about it got another four minutes here before the store opens I

[00:36:18] Get out have you ever been the micro said I'm just making conversation his arms. Yeah, it's because you were right you were bread for this

[00:36:30] This is sure they ever noticed you guys got white or teeth and I always thought it was maybe a contrast thing

[00:36:35] But I think it's just you were bred to have better bones. Yeah better calcium absorption. Oh, it's like a compliment. Yeah

[00:36:41] I'm giving you a compliment. No, it's just something I read about we don't have to raise your voice sir. Yeah

[00:36:49] So this is blood on the wall or yeah, it's fine. Don't worry about it. Let's just power through wood Mike

[00:36:55] What are you up to? Okay?

[00:36:57] I don't know same old and raising my family

[00:36:59] I got in a fight with my wife over a parking spot yesterday

[00:37:02] We're driving around and she goes that there's a parking spot right there

[00:37:05] And so I went around the corner and I pulled in and and we were like halfway in the crosswalk

[00:37:10] Yeah, the parking spot that she told me to park at yeah, and I was like look at that

[00:37:14] It's not a fine. I started yelling at me. I was like, yeah, yeah, not not really many mad

[00:37:19] But it's like I'm gonna I'm gonna pick a fight good. Do I have it in my head wrong?

[00:37:23] But do the sign say the parking is for pregnant or expecting mothers?

[00:37:30] I

[00:37:33] For pregnant or like for pregnant or I remember the sign saying pregnant or expecting mothers

[00:37:37] I saw this meme that was like it was a it was a parking spot for pregnant Pete

[00:37:42] It's like it's like a pregnant lady with a with a carriage and some guy goes well finally a spot for fat guys

[00:37:49] Who loved to grill? I just made me laugh really? Yeah, yeah

[00:37:54] Anyway, they always think they know where the parking spots are I guess is my point. No one went to cabela's

[00:37:59] Yeah, it was a nice trip. That was a nice trip. Yeah, they had like guns for like four thousand dollars

[00:38:04] Yeah, it's crazy what people spent on guns. You can get a gun for cheap, too

[00:38:09] Yeah

[00:38:11] We're uptown up town that's right baby

[00:38:14] Up town you get a gun you can go to grocery store. Yep Brownsville. It's just guns. Yeah, no grocery stores out there

[00:38:22] Mm-hmm. We got a whole foods. Do you see what but that remember the bodega bro? That came and went real fast

[00:38:27] What's that that video that guy that's like just some Jim bro who like moved here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like bro

[00:38:36] What the fuck is a fucking bodega bro? He's like that. I'm just trying to get dinner. He's upset. There's no Kroger

[00:38:42] Yeah, yeah, and then they canceled him. Yeah, they fuck he got fired. Yeah, good

[00:38:46] And then there were people like well, I'm never using your company and it's like like what do they even do?

[00:38:51] They're like we we do like like Sigma efficiency mapping for us

[00:38:55] I'm never gonna use your hands. I'm never fucking going to this place

[00:39:00] I'm never gonna fuck not on my my over my dead fucking body am I using you for Sigma 6 efficiency mapping?

[00:39:07] For my fucking my fucking like my my my like tech sector marketing

[00:39:13] You know whatever the fuck they do. Yeah, I don't know I can't sorry. I'm too

[00:39:17] I've never had anything close to a job that deals with yes same. I ran out of words. Yeah. Yeah, no

[00:39:23] Yeah, business solutions. Yeah business intelligence intelligence solutions. Yeah

[00:39:32] See this this is dead air. Yeah, and the instinct is to be like oh

[00:39:40] Yeah number 15 number 42

[00:39:44] Oh mysterious wait hug I oh number oh number seven maybe maybe number eight

[00:39:56] Just do that. What's happening on your phone?

[00:39:59] I'm trying to book comics for funny moms tonight. Yeah funny moms check that out

[00:40:04] This will go up this will go up today. So yeah still tickets available Irvine, California

[00:40:09] I will be at the Irvine improv this third eight. Oh with me with Mike

[00:40:15] Yes, so you plug that I'm bringing Mike Mike. We're gonna let him blow the light and he's running an hour

[00:40:19] I'm doing 30 minutes look I look out and it might go do well. I'm

[00:40:24] I've had Kyla burn all my material on social media. So my hours done. That's gone. I got nothing new

[00:40:31] Maybe that thing about the photographer

[00:40:33] What's that I don't know I was doing in Chicago. That made me laugh. They bombed every time. I don't think anyone laughed but

[00:40:39] The thing about the photographer you whatever you'll see I'll be doing my photographer bit that I've been class there

[00:40:45] I've been trying to work out. We'll have a good time

[00:40:47] I'm a little worried about going Irvine. I'm I was under the impression that it's just like a

[00:40:52] Like 70 year old man wearing salmon shorts. Yeah, they're like money Republicans

[00:40:57] Yeah, then I'm just gonna get like bullied by old versions of the bad guy from the OC. Yeah, you know

[00:41:04] So hopefully it's not that but Michael be there. We'll have a good time Irvine, California

[00:41:07] The next up after that I'm in Philadelphia September 2nd through the 4th at helium nice

[00:41:14] And that'll be fun helium is my favorite club

[00:41:16] They feel it fill the helium. Yeah. Yeah back in the day that was a and

[00:41:22] Yeah, that's that you want to do that one too sure all right cool. That's easy. Just drive down there great

[00:41:27] We'll put I'll put you up to yeah at the soft hotel. Okay. I love that fucking place. Yeah, dude

[00:41:32] I had a night it was the only time I ever regretted doing cocaine

[00:41:36] It well, that's not true. I guess most of the times I did the next day, but

[00:41:41] just rip in lines until 5 a.m. And

[00:41:44] Then going to the soft though

[00:41:46] I'd never stayed there. I just booked it

[00:41:47] Yeah, and I got there and the room was so fucking nice and it was like 5 45 in the morning

[00:41:52] Yeah, and like we had to leave it like 7 a.m

[00:41:54] Yeah, and I'm like I should have just I should have come back and went to sleep

[00:41:58] I did this the bed. Yeah is better than doing hours and hours in just way too much drugs

[00:42:05] with

[00:42:06] With Brian six and Shane Gillis. Yeah in the green room at helium. That was a fun night. That's cool

[00:42:12] Yeah, that show is really fun. Yeah, I didn't even do the show. I just went down there to get fucked

[00:42:16] Yeah, I did this so Adam is that was my first time on stage in like man. I really after COVID I really wasted 2021

[00:42:23] I just drove down to Philadelphia and then just got fucked up with people I see in New York all the time

[00:42:31] Yeah, and blew money on a hotel room. Yeah, it was nice to go. It's by myself. It's not like I'm like

[00:42:36] I got I'm getting a hooker. It's fun to go to Philly and steal your book. You know your boys

[00:42:40] It is fun. I did have fun. Yeah wasted the year, but I had fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah for sure

[00:42:46] I sometimes I'm self-conscious that I'm not like a fun hang on the road. No, you're perfect. Actually. All right

[00:42:52] Yeah, you don't really want to I mean, I don't know what your preferences are

[00:42:55] But yeah, you want you want to just do the shows or I want to just do the shows and then you know go to Sweden. Go to

[00:43:01] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do do litter maybe go to one museum. Yeah, take it easy. Yeah. Yeah

[00:43:06] That was that museum in Chicago was fun. I was just like some rich guy's house from the 1800s

[00:43:11] Yeah, I feel like anytime I go to a local museum. I just get I get like fucking fleas

[00:43:16] They're like yeah, it's $60 ticket and then you you can vouch for this everything you can see from the ticket booth

[00:43:23] Yeah, everything in that hotel was set up. Yeah, you know so that you could see it from the ticket booth

[00:43:29] Yeah, and then the second you venture past that it's just like empty rooms. Yeah, yeah, though the

[00:43:34] Dreyseur museum. What was it called dryer museum? It's like like that. Yeah, it's like the barns of Chicago

[00:43:40] It's like the one they have in Philly, which is like a rich guy's house

[00:43:43] I think a lot of museums used to just be rich guys houses because they have one in Boston

[00:43:47] That's really nice. They got the JP Morgan Museum here

[00:43:50] Well, they had to move the the Barnes one boy

[00:43:54] It's because there's some dispute with like it was in a neighborhood and then

[00:43:58] But now it's in like like center city the Jonas Barnes Museum

[00:44:03] Is he so around he might be on on Facebook. Yeah, I should free chat to him

[00:44:07] Yeah, see what he's up to asking if he's at the Jonas Barnes Museum

[00:44:11] And he's like I get that all the time

[00:44:14] Buddy, you don't know how often I hear that I just make my house a museum. Yeah

[00:44:21] So that's that's cool. So yeah like

[00:44:26] Like next steps Nick like what do you think?

[00:44:29] What do you think we have coming around the corner like in your production capacity?

[00:44:34] well

[00:44:36] Because I think people are like enjoy be part of the pre-production process. Okay. Well, we hired

[00:44:41] They're gonna see this and they're gonna be thinking we're we hired that Chinese lady. Okay. She's doing great. She's doing well

[00:44:48] She's doing really well

[00:44:51] She's not Chinese

[00:44:52] We she doesn't like it. We call her a Chinese

[00:44:56] What am I supposed to call her just I mean she's Korean, but you don't have to reference and any of that

[00:45:03] So what am I supposed to call her name? Christian name? What's your name? I'm not gonna say it. There you go

[00:45:09] She said this is what we got stuck in this is we don't have to say sort of the feedback

[00:45:13] We're the person that's helping us. He doesn't want me calling her the Chinese lady. Okay, but no one will tell me her name

[00:45:19] That's what a business card producer producer. No, she saw in her index phone that she was saved as

[00:45:24] China her name and then I didn't know her name. No, it was her name and then parentheses Chinese

[00:45:35] And she was like that's really weird like that's not even like to show me she's like I accidentally saw what my name is

[00:45:45] She didn't like that. I know other people with that name. I didn't you're right. Yeah, you couldn't ask her last name

[00:45:50] Anyway, but we hired her. Yeah, look there's no way her real last name is less offensive

[00:45:57] Than just the word Chinese. That's what the word is. You know what I mean? Yeah, whatever it is. I guarantee your last name like

[00:46:04] Angie no, no, that's funny. That's funny when that's when that's somebody's last. Yeah, I'm not even going there

[00:46:11] I'm gonna start red conning American history and telling people that that's why we did the Vietnam war

[00:46:21] They're like what we couldn't let them get ready. Yeah, they're a spell all their last names were the end. It was ridiculous

[00:46:27] Yeah after the civil rights movement

[00:46:29] We got a bunch of bro. You think I was the kind of distraction really black people like we should be able to ride the bus

[00:46:35] You're like, oh, you think this is bad

[00:46:37] Let's see what's going on. Look what their names are and they're like shot me up. Yeah

[00:46:43] That's me right now. He's very quiet about the Vietnam War. Yeah, because he was secretly like get those fucking yeah

[00:46:50] Yeah, you can't be named that. Mm-hmm. Yeah

[00:46:53] Yeah, it's funny that that's a name that they have. There's not even a vowel in there

[00:46:58] Yeah, you know they call it the second Indo-China war in most places not the Vietnam war. No, it's where not in America

[00:47:05] That's what they say. Yes, I guess in France. I guess it's Cambodia too

[00:47:11] We fucked up Cambodia also, so it's not only Vietnam. Yeah, my neighbor who's an older guy

[00:47:17] He said in the 70s they started painting all the all the equipment desert camouflage instead of jungle camouflage

[00:47:23] So we were like ready to go into Afghanistan. We're getting ready to go in Afghanistan in the 70s. Mm-hmm

[00:47:28] Your neighbor sounds like a smart guy

[00:47:30] Just make sure that you're never just a guy sitting. Yeah as a guy. He's like an older guy who's just a guy who's a marine

[00:47:37] Yeah, number five brother. Yeah, nice guy. Yeah, good guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but

[00:47:44] In 1975 I think so. Yeah, and then what's

[00:47:50] Was who came immediately following well the the Russian Afghanistan thing that we just had that invasion didn't happen until

[00:47:56] 1979 78. Yeah, but we just armed them. I don't think we yeah

[00:48:02] Yeah, I think we didn't get get popping until Iraq. Yeah. Yeah, we had Grenada, too

[00:48:08] Yeah, but that was really that was five minutes long. Yeah, what happened there?

[00:48:13] They this this like socialist guy took over this guy Maurice Bishop. Yeah, and then they sent so then there

[00:48:21] But then there was like some turmoil

[00:48:23] So then Reagan sent the army and they were like it's to protect our our medical students

[00:48:28] But they were they were trying to take advantage of you know the unrest that was happening

[00:48:32] You ever see the movie heartbreak Ridge? No, if there's any case for like a movie being 100% a CIA movie

[00:48:39] Uh-huh heartbreak Ridge has to be it. Yeah, you ever see rules of engagement?

[00:48:44] Yeah, that's a pretty bonk the same you love Jackson. Yeah, yeah, that's a pretty crazy

[00:48:48] I always can my entire life. I've always confused that with

[00:48:50] with

[00:48:52] The gates no not enemy at the gates

[00:48:55] the Tom the Tom Cruise one with with

[00:48:58] Born on the fourth edge of the line. Oh wait Tom Cruise and and a few good men. Yes. Few good men. Yeah

[00:49:03] Yeah, but what's heartbreak Ridge? Heartbreak Ridge is Clint Eastwood and it's like he's a like a like a drill instructor

[00:49:11] So I'm kind of like fucking

[00:49:13] He goes like boot camp or something and he's got like the army is like just in a state of disarray

[00:49:19] Like none of these guys. He's like a World War two guy back when the army had like prestige because like you know

[00:49:24] They they they lion eyes World War two to such an extent that they extracted everything they could out of World War two, right?

[00:49:32] Yeah, then Vietnam war happened everyone kind of like, you know

[00:49:35] There was no like the military those they weren't heroes anymore

[00:49:38] So heartbreak Ridge is about

[00:49:40] Grenada and was trying to be like the army's back basically

[00:49:44] He takes these he takes these like just these bombs and whips him into shape and then they grow into Grenada

[00:49:50] And and save the day, but it was like a way of trying to

[00:49:54] rehabilitate the image in terms of of like, you know

[00:49:57] Like media the idea of like the American soldier, but heartbreak Ridge was I think a World War two battle

[00:50:02] So it's just like named after that or something

[00:50:06] But

[00:50:07] Yeah, just you know, I think whatever who gives a fuck this is we'll move on to something else. Yeah

[00:50:13] Well, Adam you were saying recently that you had some kind of altercation

[00:50:21] A woman there was like a thing you got to a fight at a lot in line

[00:50:26] Yeah, but I don't

[00:50:30] I want to talk about my relationship. Oh, it was your wife. I

[00:50:36] Don't like I don't know. I just want to keep my private life private

[00:50:39] I know I talked about David Blaine, but like yeah, I mean there's a problem. There's a problem. Mm-hmm. There's a problem with your girlfriend

[00:50:47] Yeah, there's a lot. Yeah, I mean there's no there's no okay. There's there is no. Yeah. No, there's no

[00:50:53] And I haven't done do we do this on the old show but pinky and the brain

[00:50:58] It's a different kind of brain, you know, and he's like what are we going to do tonight brain music the same thing we do everything

[00:51:05] I think he

[00:51:06] Suck dick. Yeah, pretty good. We're going to suck dick

[00:51:11] That's a normal sized dick and their mice. So they're just kind of sitting

[00:51:17] Nippling yeah

[00:51:20] Anna Brainiacs yeah, Anna Brainiacs. Yeah, I go sucko and dick

[00:51:26] Again to you

[00:51:28] This is something we did on come town. Yeah every other

[00:51:31] Yeah, but these pigs keep giving you their money. So what he had to do right? Yeah, I

[00:51:39] Can't wait until this place is finished. Yeah, this place about 25% there, but we're almost there

[00:51:46] I feel like we just got to get these up the biggest thing is I got to fix it the lens that wide shot lens

[00:51:51] It's all blurry. Yeah, and I

[00:51:54] Have to figure out how to fix that lens and then once that's fixed by another one and then we have a three camera

[00:51:59] Set up that way. I don't have to be kind of you know just only in the wide shot here

[00:52:03] Yeah, and I am even though if they can get you at all and then yeah, no

[00:52:07] No, then put some finishing touches on the the studio. Yeah, no, I mean we got a there a couple more stuff

[00:52:13] So yeah, the green screen is gonna have to I'm gonna have to 86 the green screen and put a new new one up

[00:52:19] Yeah, maybe we painted it. Yeah, I mean they're really sort of just sort of like one time use sort of things

[00:52:24] I don't know because we use it a couple times

[00:52:26] Yeah, but in general like out in you know like a

[00:52:30] In the production world, you know, you kind of plan on these things. Yeah, you just use them once fucking turn them down

[00:52:37] New one goes up

[00:52:40] You know, yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:52:44] So the Ford model T

[00:52:47] Named after trans people to test all through yeah, yeah

[00:52:53] That was a thing of like guys were you know feeling like

[00:52:58] Like they weren't being respected, you know with their horses Henry Ford

[00:53:02] Yeah, Nazi sympathizer or homo big the question in the day on this American line all all the above some some would say yeah

[00:53:11] Henry Ford sucked. Yeah. Yeah was Henry Ford a cock sucking

[00:53:15] Yeah, do what do you think this is a thermostat? What is it? I think that's looks like it's a for

[00:53:25] Security, I think that's like a home security

[00:53:28] Like device it looks like ADT. Yeah, I guess I'll figure it out when I start putting this place back

[00:53:33] I don't understand why I wanted to say I wanted to start with zero wires square one

[00:53:39] We rip all the wires out, but it looks like that probably belongs to the building and

[00:53:43] Yeah

[00:53:45] Well, I slatter though. Yeah, that belongs to them for sure it does. Yeah. Yeah

[00:53:50] Yeah, the bar of the ladder to get up there to rip all the wires out of the walls

[00:53:54] Do they know that you're it? You know, I borrow the ladder. I told them, you know, yeah, we had a we needed a ladder

[00:54:01] Yeah, and look the electricity works so I obviously avoided the the wires it

[00:54:09] You know, I'll figure it out. Yeah, you're gonna figure it. Yeah, it's simple

[00:54:12] It's simple shit. Yeah, there's like an electricity flows

[00:54:16] There's direct current and alternate and current so you just figure out which ones are the direct current wires and which ones are the alternating current wires

[00:54:23] Yeah, and then you want them the direct current goes to the stuff you want to plug in yeah

[00:54:28] And the alternating goes to the stuff that's you don't want to plug in right or that it comes out that comes out a fan

[00:54:34] That goes like this mm-hmm like a whoo that's alternating current. Yeah, right because it's a computer

[00:54:40] That's direct current internet alternating current because it goes back and forth. Yeah, you're communicating with the net. Yeah. Yeah

[00:54:47] I stereo that's alternating current because it's got two speakers. Yeah, so those need to go back and forth

[00:54:53] Yeah, it's it's simple. I've fucking I've done this

[00:54:57] Hundreds of times easily have you set it set up a studio not set up a studio

[00:55:02] But like you know torn tearing stuff, you know, I've done that a lot. It just seemed

[00:55:07] You learn how to do that. Huh? Where do you learn how to do that stuff? You just get in there

[00:55:11] Yeah, you just fucking get in there and do it. You know, which is the way anybody's learned anything

[00:55:15] That's why I love that show the Nick because like the you just got a trial

[00:55:19] Yeah, it's like basically if you spoke correctly if you took elocution lessons, right?

[00:55:24] You could walk you could just walk into New York City and being like, yes

[00:55:28] I'm here to cut people open yeah

[00:55:30] And I really do a doctor a doctor

[00:55:32] Yeah, and then you would do it in front of a room full of people you're like we're going to remove this man's brain

[00:55:36] And put it into this eight-year-old boy who has a headache to cure him of headaches

[00:55:45] 30 minutes later being like we have lost

[00:55:50] Yeah, it's very it's very just draw it and then you just draw a picture of what you did in like, you know

[00:55:55] With a pen and then people like yeah, this guy's a scientist. Yeah, he must be some sort of doctor

[00:56:00] Yeah, it's hard to believe in God when you think about the history of like medical stuff

[00:56:04] Yeah, we just that's Nick and I will clip this we believe in science actually. Yeah. Yeah, so it is hard

[00:56:12] That's our God if that was yeah, if you think about it there's not much difference between the vaccines and

[00:56:18] Cocaine addict in 1870 declaring himself an internal surgeon. Yeah, yeah, it's this and I mean I say that jokingly

[00:56:27] But it's literally it's we mean it. It's the same thing. Yeah, the same thing as a joke

[00:56:32] These these these these vaccines are made by what a computer program. I think so. Yeah like agent Smith

[00:56:39] Yeah, exactly and they're self-replicating. Yeah, right and now it's unlike the real agent Smith

[00:56:45] There's no green screen. You're right. There's no there's no computer generated imagery when you're

[00:56:51] Yeah injecting people. Yeah, we you don't have a safe. Yeah, I safe 100% effective vaccines

[00:56:56] All right, I'm working everyone to get them

[00:56:59] Make sure you get them get them

[00:57:01] Copy right Moderna Pfizer

[00:57:03] Good vaccines good vaccines good freedom of speech bad

[00:57:09] Good vaccines bad. I don't know good

[00:57:12] good

[00:57:13] say

[00:57:15] Saying anything that isn't approved copy written by Pfizer and dr. Fauci bad

[00:57:24] Good vaccine thumbs up

[00:57:26] I don't know I took my kid to the pediatrician the other day and I was asking them some questions

[00:57:30] They really got to change the name pediatrician should not share a prefix with pedophile

[00:57:36] Yeah, you know, I understand how language works

[00:57:39] But it's not you know because imagine someone sees me writing like I'm going to the I'm taking my kid to the P.E

[00:57:46] Day, well, I mean it's just imagine if like a gynecologist was like, you know, it's like yeah

[00:57:51] I'm a rape rape a college. I'm a

[00:57:54] Kill a woman with a gun ecologist

[00:57:56] I'm fuck a woman to death with a bullet. I'm a Weinstein a college. Yeah. Yeah, you know, I mean, that's how it hits to me

[00:58:04] Yeah, pet a file pet a P the pet a top pedagologist. I took my kid to the P and you go what the fuck's wrong?

[00:58:11] Yeah, yeah

[00:58:13] And then like yeah, we're gonna get it and take it away. Yeah, wait, so what happened?

[00:58:17] You took him oh I was take and I was asking the guy a question and he was answering me

[00:58:21] But I kind of missed what he was saying because I was like I was like oh the doctor's like a black guy

[00:58:25] And I was like I hope that he thinks that you know, I'm like good

[00:58:29] You know like what happened because you I was like thinking about how the doctors a black guy because you think about like you hear stories all the time

[00:58:36] About you know, there's somebody's on a plane and they're like is there a doctor here?

[00:58:39] Yeah, and a black woman's like I'm a doctor in the flight attendant's like sit sit down you

[00:58:45] Yeah, not you that happens. So yeah, well, yeah, does it yeah?

[00:58:51] I think so yeah, I feel like I've heard stories about that where like a black lady is like I'm a doctor

[00:58:57] And they're like no, we need a real doctor. Yeah, you know

[00:59:00] I feel like medical black people in the medical field. Maybe aren't taking it seriously

[00:59:04] Or you hear about old people being like can I have a kind of a white doctor?

[00:59:08] You know, so I was like I hope this guy knows that I hope I'm conveying that like I'm cool with him being a doctor

[00:59:15] You know

[00:59:19] Charles doctor though, it was like a different we had to take it we took them to a different one

[00:59:24] Oh, I just met the guy yeah, but it's I still man. Yeah, but I regularly one is it is a Chinese lady doctor. I can say your name, right?

[00:59:33] Dr. Hong

[00:59:34] Yeah, that doesn't say

[00:59:36] Yeah, I mean

[00:59:39] What do you if your name is this your name was Stephanie?

[00:59:42] Yeah, yeah, what do you want yourself in my phone as Stephanie Chinese or Stephanie?

[00:59:50] Yeah, it sounds like you're making fun of it sounds way worse. Yeah, they'll probably prefer their name

[00:59:55] Not parent this they're not gonna like but they're not gonna let Google my pediatrician harasser are they who that I'm free

[01:00:01] Let's show face. Yeah. No, they're all they don't even know how to use phones. They're all 72 year old. Yeah

[01:00:06] Yeah, everybody watches this shows is a is a boomer senior

[01:00:10] Right, right? He's gonna probably become the most popular pediatrician. They watch the show and then they go sit around they take

[01:00:16] They compete to see who's more mad at Donald Trump for stealing classified information

[01:00:19] They're pissed. I think he's like Hitler. Well, you know what I think he's like is double Hitler

[01:00:25] Because you're both wrong. He's double Hitler who's also in boob

[01:00:30] Eric

[01:00:32] Clarence Thomas just have my feet. I mean, I don't mean I get real word. I mean all black people

[01:00:38] I mean just the ones that you go authentically. Yeah, so Clarence Thomas double boo

[01:00:43] Hitler double boo pit was what what Donald Trump is

[01:00:49] Is as an extra are even at the end. It's right, baby. Yeah

[01:00:54] Double beef mcl

[01:00:56] Double beef mcl. What is that? Amco? Yeah. Yeah, and double beep CP. Yeah

[01:01:02] And I'm being pewsy

[01:01:06] Oh, man, what's the other one the United Negro college fund? Yeah, yeah

[01:01:12] We're gonna have a like intellectual style debates though once we get the set built

[01:01:17] We're gonna like talk about the state of the contemporary

[01:01:20] Like yeah, we're gonna have we're gonna have Kramer on the dick sucking Garfield

[01:01:23] The George Floyd process

[01:01:28] They burned down a courthouse Jerry

[01:01:31] We're gonna have Roxanne gay and Tom Myers. Yeah, yeah

[01:01:34] We're gonna have Roxanne gay and a moon bounce on to have a debate with each other

[01:01:38] I heard that Roxanne gave his legs and a and and the Garfield from the Macy's day parade

[01:01:45] I heard that yeah the the Michael Richards thing. I heard that like um

[01:01:49] That was like his act like he would he would go into the crowd and he'd go

[01:01:52] What do you what's your race?

[01:01:54] And the guy would say I'm whatever I'm you know Italian and be like, you know, you fucking wap

[01:01:59] And he would just start like yelling really

[01:02:02] Just having a

[01:02:06] Yeah, actually they were painting the tanks desert colors and the plan was to drive the tanks from Vietnam

[01:02:14] That's how they were gonna get them there is they're gonna go that's why it took so long

[01:02:17] They were gonna legally invade all of the countries in between

[01:02:20] I'm saying this with too much confidence because I don't know how far apart they are

[01:02:23] Yeah, but I imagine there's at least one or two countries in between Vietnam and Afghanistan

[01:02:28] Yeah, they'll be like yeah, go ahead. Just just roll through with the tanks. Mm-hmm

[01:02:32] That's why it took 20 years. Yeah, what were you talking about before that?

[01:02:36] Um, uh the Kramer's act the great you're saying so that was his act and then someone had a fire on that

[01:02:41] From a comic who heard it from like a bigger comic that like yeah

[01:02:45] That was his act and then so like when the guys were heckling him he was like, all right

[01:02:49] Well, whatever. I'll just go into my act and that was his act a yo

[01:02:53] Oh, that was his layers. Oh, I'll do my big closer. I'll do my big closer

[01:02:57] He was he wasn't he was getting heckled but he was also just doing his act

[01:03:01] Yeah, cuz you know sometimes the funniest the weirdest part about the whole thing to me was the line 50 years ago

[01:03:06] You beat up its side down with a fork in your ass and it was like

[01:03:09] What yeah, that's not what you're doing. Yeah, no, yeah, we're like let's turn this boy upside down and eat his damn ass

[01:03:17] Let's go get a big stay out of our neighborhood. We're gonna eat your ass like a bowl of spaghetti boy

[01:03:24] Take turns eating his ass. Yeah, right stay away from my daughter

[01:03:27] Well, it's like cutlery like putting on a bib to eat ass

[01:03:30] Yeah, oh no, it doesn't make any sense

[01:03:34] It's time for my movie recommendation double feature of Charlie Verrick and the original walking tall

[01:03:40] Okay, that's a good one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I love Charlie

[01:03:44] It'd be a nice afternoon if you guys are trying to have a nice afternoon. Well, what's the uh the the remake is with the rock

[01:03:50] Yeah, what he like comes into a town and they bully him. Well, it's based on a real guy. Uh-huh. Yeah, the sheriff of some bullshit town

[01:03:58] But uh, yeah, the sheriff like we just went to war with like the criminal elements of the town trying to clean the place up

[01:04:05] They like shot him in the face. They killed his wife

[01:04:08] Yeah, yeah, and he just went to war with him. There's one man went to war. Huh great movie. Okay, the original is great

[01:04:13] It's your dawn. Joe Don Baker is in both Charlie Verrick and the original walking tall. Okay. That's the thread

[01:04:19] It's a Joe Don Baker retrospective. Yeah, very nice. Have you seen Charlie Verrick? No, you gotta see that

[01:04:26] Okay, it's Walter math. Oh, okay doing bank heist. He had some he had some good some good before you came an old man

[01:04:33] Yeah, well, he was always an old man. Yeah, and he made a lot of great movies. Yeah. Yeah, yeah

[01:04:37] Yeah, the best part is uh

[01:04:39] They do a heist that goes wrong at the beginning his wife gets killed up. How about real quick? He barely

[01:04:44] Walter math problem. Yeah, okay, and he's an older Chinese guy

[01:04:50] Yeah, yeah, and he's like all right. I uh took the train or

[01:04:54] Well, which one did you say they kidnap again or the pillow one two three

[01:05:00] Yeah, what is that the what makes them chinese?

[01:05:04] Well, I guess I get it. I guess I gotta do some fucking karate

[01:05:07] I guess I gotta go do some fucking karate now and it's Walter math tip math problem. Yeah

[01:05:16] Adams that's good. Adams got some what do you got going on?

[01:05:20] Nothing nothing and I'm just trying to book funny mumps tonight. It's inappropriate enough

[01:05:25] Uh you should have Ian

[01:05:27] finance

[01:05:28] Let's put together the dream team here. You're even finance lucy k

[01:05:31] Mm-hmm. Uh god free. Oh, yeah, uh

[01:05:37] Steve Harvey, okay. She gets Steve Harvey tonight tonight. Yeah. Yeah

[01:05:42] Um jennifer Lopez. Oh my god. There's a musical guest. I would love jennifer aflak

[01:05:49] She took ben's name. She she yeah, no way. Yeah

[01:05:54] How about jay slo

[01:05:56] She's like I'm living the v.a.loka

[01:06:14] It's funny to think that for every jalo there's like a bunch of retarded women that could have had that career

[01:06:20] Yeah, just just as talented. Yeah, you know they get left behind. Yeah, could put she wasn't a very good singer

[01:06:25] No, she was no christina Aguilera. Yeah now that girl now that girl can sing now that girl can sing yeah, oh absolutely

[01:06:35] Yeah, yeah, no, I thought she was quite the entertainer

[01:06:39] She really put ass on the map. That was the biggest thing she did. She got her ass insured for a million

[01:06:45] I don't want to know my mom had a problem with Mariah Carey because she did too many music videos with black guys

[01:06:50] Yeah, yeah, really that's so wasn't she half black. I think so. Yeah, your mom didn't realize. She thought she was

[01:06:57] Yeah, your mom tearing up her michael jackson

[01:07:00] Vision board when she finds out it wasn't

[01:07:04] She saw old pictures of him

[01:07:06] He's not as like it was

[01:07:12] Yeah, that's crazy that your parents are that racist. Yeah, where your parents mad when deniro said fuck trump

[01:07:18] Um

[01:07:20] Were there like he really let down they already well they already didn't like him my grandma

[01:07:24] They didn't like him because he's married to a black woman. Yeah, yeah, so they already knew yeah

[01:07:28] They were like being smug about it. They're like I told you yeah

[01:07:33] We should I never respected him

[01:07:36] Yeah, for some reason that was like the one taboo like don't date them. Yeah, you know, it's all your teeth. No, no mixing

[01:07:43] Yeah, oh, yeah, they're like you'll go to a restaurant people will stare at you. Yeah, and then your kids

[01:07:48] It's gonna be hard for the kids hard for the kids. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, and then like just five years later. We have a mixed race president

[01:07:55] Yeah

[01:07:56] Yeah, well, I guess I was wrong about that. I guess I was like

[01:08:01] The only hard part is going to a Italian restaurant

[01:08:05] People are staring at me

[01:08:09] I don't know who the fuck I am

[01:08:12] Yeah, just trying to eat some ravioli my black my white. Yeah, maybe i'm Chinese

[01:08:16] A lot of people we got side with the dogs. Yeah, a lot of people look at me say, uh, what even is he?

[01:08:24] Yeah, that's uh

[01:08:26] Yeah, damn

[01:08:28] I guess this

[01:08:30] Well adam, what do you uh, it's your show. So like what do you want to how do you want to like do you have something you want to bring up or maybe

[01:08:36] Something you want to sorry? I'm like crashing. I'm like my mid-morning crash now. No, I it's also too

[01:08:42] We gotta we gotta get this shit over to steven

[01:08:44] I know like that is you're available. Yeah. Yeah, I asked him. Stephen's it seems being a real sweetheart

[01:08:50] He's editing a movie and this at the same time. Thank you for squeezing us in. Yeah despite uh

[01:08:59] Despite, you know, whatever um adam anything you want to plug

[01:09:05] uh

[01:09:07] I'll plug my podcast if go ahead. It's called out for smokes with uh, scott chaplain and shawm karti

[01:09:12] Yeah, you want to check that out and shawm karti you were cracking me up with that shawm karti impression. Oh, thanks

[01:09:17] Yeah, thanks pretty good. Yeah. Oh, uh, I think I love about my cuz whole like quiet

[01:09:20] Who'd like do this batman thing? Well quietly work on an impression and then just drop it

[01:09:25] You know without anyone knowing

[01:09:29] um, so

[01:09:30] Did you guys hear that uh, yeah?

[01:09:33] Problem is yeah, that's pretty good

[01:09:37] You know

[01:09:38] Do you guys hear uh, the funniest thing it does with it? Yeah, the shawm karti is who like use curse words the way shawm does

[01:09:44] Or shawm does it like it almost sounds like when you've typed a computer like a new computer like a curse word text to say

[01:09:51] And it does just doesn't sound natural. Yeah, do it

[01:09:55] Like what what did you see when I go? I don't know the way you were doing it. It was like

[01:09:59] Yeah, there's a lot of fucking people

[01:10:02] Right. Well, that's what the fuck's going on is that the fucking

[01:10:08] Yeah

[01:10:10] I forget what I was even saying. I have no idea

[01:10:12] I mean you're it was it was one of those mindless things you're gonna do the car for 19 hours and you're like wow a barbecue restaurant

[01:10:20] I had some 52

[01:10:23] It's a fucking barbecue. Yeah, damn. I'm ever flying an urban instead of driving. I mean, you can't drive

[01:10:29] Of course you can't drive but you love the drive huh? I love to do that drive the buffalo was great. Yeah, you're sitting there listening to a

[01:10:36] Certain podcast into a certain podcast that we spent a lot of time making fun of

[01:10:41] Not Ian's podcast by the way the bian Ian. Yeah, we should have called this bian atom. Yeah being at him

[01:10:47] Yeah, it doesn't happen to ring to it like being Ian. Yeah, that's very sure. I'm calling it bian Ian

[01:10:53] It's really good to see you man. That's right. I love it does that. He just gets like serious. Be like hey, how are you?

[01:10:59] It's really good to see you man. Well, I have this like intense thing. Yeah, yeah

[01:11:04] Sometimes

[01:11:05] All right. Well, we got in a little bit of a local scene drama right at the end

[01:11:09] Ian the way Ian says things way Sean says things and I admit do you have any shots you want to take?

[01:11:15] Um, yeah today on my hit list is this damn former presidential candidate Andrew Yang. Yeah, what are we yang do?

[01:11:22] Uh, he's starting which now let me say Andrew Yang. So how about Andrew Chinese? Yeah, it sounds a lot less offensive

[01:11:29] Um, so yeah, he started his own political party. Do you guys hear about this? No, what's it called? It's called?

[01:11:37] I don't know what's it called

[01:11:41] Uh, I don't know. It's like a it's called like a

[01:11:45] centrist party or something

[01:11:47] You know what? Yeah, um

[01:11:54] Yeah, he started a party called a forward I think

[01:11:58] Yeah

[01:12:00] Forward. Yeah. Oh forward. Yeah, you know what it sounds like is uh, you four letter word. Yeah, our word and word. Yeah

[01:12:07] Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Mm-hmm. The n-word party

[01:12:10] The n-word party

[01:12:12] So you should have dumb names like that like the wig party the bull moose never like so where does that come from?

[01:12:17] We all the same color in the wig party. Yeah, we

[01:12:22] Right, right, right. Yeah, the wig party that mount rush more fucking david fostino

[01:12:29] Scott con

[01:12:31] fucking yeah

[01:12:33] Rob van what's his name? Rob Van winkle. Rob van winkle. Yeah. Yeah

[01:12:37] Yeah, stinkle winkle. What was it? Whatever his rap name was I can't remember. Uh, yeah, mike white chocolate Williams for a basketball player. Yeah

[01:12:46] Yeah

[01:12:47] Yeah, so I was just wondering what you guys thought about the name and re-ang political party forward. Hmm. Well, I mean it seems kind of uh silly, right?

[01:12:56] What do you think? Yeah, uh, why don't know what they do? I mean, uh, it's like uh, it's like uh

[01:13:01] I'm not Andrew Andrew Yang pisses everyone off because he doesn't have like a discernible politics

[01:13:07] I mean believe in math. He does takes everything on a case by case basis

[01:13:11] So he's like yeah, you be eyes good and but that doesn't give you any indication of how he feels about lynching

[01:13:16] Yeah, right. So with like leftist will default to thinking Andrew Yang is bad, which I'm sure he is probably

[01:13:22] I'm doing it right now, but it's like there's no there's nothing consistent

[01:13:26] But it doesn't seem like he yeah, there's but he's not like offering anything really. Yeah, he is

[01:13:30] And he'll hear it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he's a guy. What he's a guy. He's like, oh, you we just need to be like uh pragmatic to solve all of these problems

[01:13:37] Yeah, we have to do math. Yeah, but not even math. It's just like, you know

[01:13:42] But if things were that easily fixed, you know what I mean

[01:13:45] And somebody would have done it by now. Yeah, this fucking dickhead. Yeah, he thinks he can fix it. Yeah

[01:13:51] Yeah, when he couldn't even be mayor of the city. Yeah, what else is he all is? Yeah, right?

[01:13:57] We got as we I'm a little too sleepy to talk politics. I would usually have a good take but okay right now

[01:14:05] I'm a little too. I can't I can't get my brain juices fired up. Otherwise I would nail I would nail exactly what's wrong and good about Andrew Yang

[01:14:14] Yeah

[01:14:16] But I'm honestly I'm just too pissed about trump having those classified documents. Yeah, did you see this?

[01:14:21] It's gonna come out that he sold all of our nuclear codes to the Saudi Arabia. Yeah, steel. I'll be dead

[01:14:27] Yeah, he gave he gave all of our nuclear weapons to Saudi Arabia to use they have them George Floyd

[01:14:34] Really? Yeah, he gave all of them that it's not it hasn't come out yet

[01:14:37] But that's going to come out and he's gonna get arrested if you read the combi report

[01:14:41] It was in there. Yeah, he's gonna go to jail for a hundred million years

[01:14:44] Yeah, and everyone his family's gonna go to jail and they're all gonna

[01:14:47] They're all gonna go to jail

[01:14:48] All these lawyers are all gonna go to jail and Rudy Giuliani's gonna go to jail

[01:14:51] And they're all traitors and they and Rudy Giuliani gave all of our nukes also to Saudi Arabia

[01:14:56] City and Saudi Arabia the bad part of Saudi Arabia

[01:15:00] Not the nice part. Yeah, this is all gonna come out. Wow. It's finally this is it. This is the smoking gun

[01:15:06] In addition to all the other smoking guns. Yeah, you know, there's a lot there's been so many smoking guns now

[01:15:11] But now this is the one this is the one

[01:15:13] I think so too. I'm smoking this and I can't wait. I can't wait to be fucking. Yeah. Yeah. I wait a while. Yeah, it was funny

[01:15:21] I saw somebody like how is this different than Hillary's email server?

[01:15:25] And it's like because Hillary's not orange. Yeah, it's Hillary. No. Well, she doesn't have codes on her email. Yeah, she's just talking about a wedding

[01:15:32] Yeah, all that was in the email was like

[01:15:35] Chelsea's wedding Chelsea's wedding and like, you know, it's really good to see you and

[01:15:39] You know like black lives good stuff

[01:15:41] I've been sending emails that just said black lives matter. Yeah, every black person in America. Yeah, you know, yeah

[01:15:48] It's not fucking an imagine. You know how good that would feel. I can't I mean, I'm not black

[01:15:52] I'm not gonna speak to their experience, but I would imagine if I'm a black person living in a food desert

[01:15:57] My entire family's been gunned down by the police. They've all everyday I lose another

[01:16:01] love or

[01:16:03] Love loved her. Yeah loving person. I love her. Yeah, every day I lose a lover to the police violence

[01:16:10] And then I being on my phone that the government gave me for free. Yeah because that exists. I don't know

[01:16:17] Okay, I'm I get a thing on my Obama phone. Oh, yeah, I look at this an email from Hillary Clinton herself saying black lives matter

[01:16:24] You get a chirp chirp. I would be so happy that I would vote for the Democratic Party for the rest of my life

[01:16:29] Yeah, and if I ever don't it's because I got I got I'm getting a little too uppity. Yeah, you're acting a little bit too

[01:16:36] Hong do I maybe yeah, exactly. Yeah, you're fucking you think Carlton Banks was like a sigh up by the Democratic Party by like liberal

[01:16:44] Hollywood. They're like if you if you act like that then you're a nerd like Carlton

[01:16:50] I think was a Republican in the show. Yeah. Yeah, they tried to they tried to make it seem like he wasn't real black. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you know

[01:17:00] You know wrote that show

[01:17:02] Andy Borle Andy Borle. Yeah. Yeah from the from the New Yorker. Yeah. Yeah, yeah

[01:17:07] We're and they like we need a we need a young hip like

[01:17:10] Comedy writer for the show and they hired like a 32 year old Andy Borle with I think he created the show

[01:17:15] Oh, okay. He did. Yeah, he's like guys. I got an idea. He's like what if a black guy

[01:17:21] From from the ghetto moved in the Philadelphia moved them with a rich white family and they had to fix him

[01:17:28] He's bad

[01:17:30] They're like whoa, maybe he just maybe has a rich black family and he's like that doesn't make

[01:17:37] Where would we find the ruining my show?

[01:17:41] How the premise and completely bastardize what he does

[01:17:44] You're making this into a fantasy show. I want this to be realistic. Yeah, I imagine what it's pretty woman, but with the black

[01:17:52] So he's a prostitute because rent he's a breathe the red boy. Yeah, no, it's for a powerful

[01:17:58] Banker. Yeah, you know, it was funny that tiger shulman's karate. Yeah, that's not a very karate night

[01:18:03] You know, yeah, it's very funny. Oh that sound I passed by that the other day. Yeah tiger shulman's martial arts. All right kids

[01:18:11] Yeah, you know, I'm gonna show you how to defend yourself

[01:18:16] No karate

[01:18:17] Stop it. Well, I think that's a good part. I think to get ready to send this off to Steven

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