TAFS | Regular | 08/25/2022
[00:00:45] welcome to the adam Friedland show we have some uh... special guest today from
[00:00:48] regular car reviews you say hello yourselves and james brian otherwise
[00:00:54] and i'm nick otherwise known as the roman
[00:00:56] and i'm at him otherwise known as the adam from that i'm freeland show
[00:01:01] uh... we also have our producer executive producer nick maulin
[00:01:05] i'm here i'm trying to i'm trying to work the cameras in the uh...
[00:01:09] and the board the board yet that thank you guys for coming out of my
[00:01:13] familiar you are with the show but we're getting trying to get it off the
[00:01:18] you guys are some of the first guest we've had
[00:01:20] well thank you so much of your honor yeah we're batting
[00:01:24] were but beneath the men does a lot but we're hoping to raise our our level
[00:01:28] which is yeah means it's shittier than mexican radio yes worse than
[00:01:32] mexican it's a different men does a lot
[00:01:38] uh... you know i don't see i have no idea only know that uh... that's
[00:01:58] yeah high school football i ran the board for my local radio station and
[00:02:08] mmm that has even what about how about like uh... doing a bunch of cocaine on
[00:02:17] and then small town into a small town a m radio yeah
[00:02:26] i wouldn't be surprised if the owner of that radio station which i'd love to
[00:02:32] would do drugs because like that the radio station was like in shambles
[00:02:37] but the office like the program manager was like oak
[00:02:41] everything everything else was like a rundown elementary school and you walk
[00:02:44] into the station manager and it's just oak table
[00:02:51] what the type of death that look like nick offerman would do woodworking on
[00:03:00] uh... like a boys summer camp bathrooms
[00:03:03] where the stall only comes down to like your waist level so people can just see
[00:03:07] your junk as it lowers down on to the toilet mmm and
[00:03:11] was sort of a penis visible but anonymous penis so yeah the faces are
[00:03:18] rehaul jason said that for society itself these days yeah i would say
[00:03:23] we're all living in a little under short stalls
[00:03:26] used to be to your neighbor you smile at him
[00:03:30] that now you don't know what his face looks like but you have this cock
[00:03:33] memorized it into your memory perhaps just on only fans but it's just like a
[00:03:38] live stream of some guy who has like a go pro on a little on a little gimbal
[00:03:42] coming off from his belt and like that's the entire thing
[00:03:47] mad mike floppy westchester pennsylvania
[00:03:51] and this dollars and this was this was the the owner of the radio station
[00:03:56] i never met the owner only met the station manager ok who was
[00:04:19] front-drive is a completely blown out bolstering
[00:04:27] like when our internet would go down because
[00:04:30] we had like an a m stream like during football season like small town
[00:04:36] yeah we had a net the a m station was downstairs at the station was upstairs
[00:04:40] and then they had like this a dull dimension laptop running windows XP
[00:04:50] and there's a guy this this guys in williamsberg right now trying to figure
[00:04:53] out how to recreate that kind of setup yeah spending millions and millions of
[00:04:57] their parents and which marks yeah trying to figure out how to get that
[00:05:00] that kind of look sixty four kilobits per second stream yeah like monobot whatever
[00:05:08] remember when things are measured in baud yeah like not even kilobytes that's
[00:05:14] do you what when when you first went online did you have cable was there still
[00:05:17] dial up when you're growing up there was dial up until i think my my my
[00:05:21] mom had dial up until they like Verizon was like we're just gonna cut you can't
[00:05:26] have the we're not going to do no phone lines anymore right so yeah it was
[00:05:29] always dial up and i think a cable internet to i was an adult like a
[00:05:34] yeah high-speed internet when i was a twenty-year-old and i'm like gee
[00:05:37] i was making like seventeen thousand year
[00:05:39] i can download everything off a limewire
[00:05:44] and oh uh... morpheus there was more fiesta everything all the little like
[00:05:50] as long as i leave that shit running overnight
[00:05:53] all see one bib yeah the picture of how it very from swordfish yeah that was a
[00:05:58] big one that was the big hit on that and donald dot getting a blow job
[00:06:06] his closure i don't know if we should mention it now but you guys we sent
[00:06:09] an ad about with you guys very afternoon yeah uh... uh... said the reason why i
[00:06:18] you've got a uh... very successful youtube show i thank you yeah uh...
[00:06:23] uh... that's about that do that how would you summarize
[00:06:29] car show for people who don't like cars or hate cars
[00:06:31] so okay we're not going to talk about we will talk about cars uh... but it's
[00:06:38] in a sociological context yet where this car fits in with like popular
[00:06:43] culture or even general culture yeah but then it just evolves in the dick and
[00:06:50] or the rifik images and so we're starting there
[00:06:53] we're starting to come to my business and i think images and we're trying to
[00:07:04] adam doesn't adam doesn't you know do you care about cars at all you know
[00:07:09] i care about only in in the sense that if if they've earned me respect
[00:07:14] yet from uh... people that i'm trying to impress like that so we make it we're
[00:07:17] trying to make the adam greadland show something that we can get normal
[00:07:20] people you know to not be like what the fuck yeah who is this
[00:07:25] you know this isn't one of the ones i know like howard star yeah
[00:07:30] you know that's your president's of israel right is a new one
[00:07:34] and uh... a big part of that is interviews and you know we got we have a
[00:07:44] directed multiple feature films is a producer for able for our eccentric
[00:07:49] new york city film a film maker for years and and now people are calling
[00:07:53] them they and word people are being to them yeah
[00:07:56] yeah no friend of ours yet and we feel like that friends
[00:08:07] are bad interview where bad interviewer
[00:08:11] well i would go to far say bad i mean everybody has to start somewhere with
[00:08:18] this is a starting somewhere so that we're kind of trying to like account for
[00:08:24] try to run from something that happened i don't know two months ago you know we're
[00:08:32] but let's not focus on ourselves too much we need to teach at it we had a
[00:08:36] need we had a big figure out how to be more like you guys
[00:08:47] that's an okay that's an excellent question we could spend hours on all the
[00:08:50] way with the other really a question so much is what we need to do
[00:08:56] to because adam needs to be figured out what's going on you know
[00:09:02] alright and the goal is to become a pretty good interviewer right so i have
[00:09:09] are skilled at this really ask ask me anything we've been in broadcasting
[00:09:13] radio and doing you can and we've done plenty interviews so yeah we are this
[00:09:18] is the d this is another dm d this is uh...
[00:09:21] you just practicing for a driver's test you're in a gigantic parking lot
[00:09:25] can't do anything well so okay you so you guys say that you you
[00:09:29] look at cars through sociological and so if i were to give you a car
[00:09:34] the person that's driving that i love this game yes
[00:09:43] your job you're sorry you're you're you're like bragging and going to personal
[00:09:48] but i thought that i had a couple of them that's great i'm glad that you ended
[00:09:54] but you know you can assess you you you almost you said well i invented
[00:09:58] well i thought i invented it and you said i love you right there to get exactly
[00:10:02] well i was just a little bit i thought i had a little bit or edg
[00:10:23] i'm gonna tell them a car and you're gonna tell me who's driving that car yeah okay
[00:10:36] oh okay you picked a very good one because that's uh... the very beginning
[00:10:40] uh... crap with the first year was twenty twelve maybe
[00:10:44] raptor is someone who's upset that they can't afford an s r t ten viper
[00:10:55] a uh... baja style racer like the going south yeah into mexico they're gonna
[00:11:04] i'm gonna give you two answers but bit of a hundred twenty thousand dollars well
[00:11:08] you can get them cheaper but yeah probably all blown out
[00:11:11] these things like all these things are like a trophy truck or a pre-runner
[00:11:16] this thing is gonna go off jumps as all you two videos with these people went off
[00:11:20] i'm gonna do it to it has nitrogen fucking shocks
[00:11:25] this thing yes it can go off road all little bit
[00:11:28] but it's not some crazy rig that you big that you build to go in like
[00:11:32] off of uh... like roush crepe state park in pennsylvania
[00:11:38] four thousand pounds coming off the ground and bam boom back down on the
[00:11:42] ground suddenly the shocks blow it's sagging like a calor calor
[00:11:55] said it's a sagittarius from south carolina
[00:12:18] you know that kids who got the when they when they got their first gamer chairs
[00:12:21] those rocking ones that would go on the bat like all on the floor
[00:12:25] picture like you're playing n64 but your feet are up like this
[00:12:29] like that now someone who wants to drive a truck like this all the time
[00:12:43] uh... people who want a low-level powerball and they're also queuing on
[00:12:47] people who are uh... who figure out the apocalypse is going to be moved them up
[00:12:52] on social hierarchy before we get back to the next car i you guys if you haven't
[00:12:57] done already should do an entire episode on the punisher sticker
[00:13:03] because as as a car decal that that is that means so much these days yeah like
[00:13:11] there's nothing more in life that i want them to stand my ground
[00:13:14] we're waiting for this i'm ready to be a real well i'm ready to be john wick i'm
[00:13:19] re i want to be sponsored by glock and heckeler and cock
[00:13:24] uh... i i i i i had a lot of gun companies rhyme with cock or have cock in
[00:13:29] the day yeah i wonder i wonder what would
[00:13:36] punisher sticker is just for people who are wishing a motherfucker would
[00:13:40] until a motherfucker does yeah and then all of a sudden it's
[00:13:47] and i i mean i understand in an intellectual level why that type of
[00:13:54] a skull and it's spada with very long teeth very long to imagine what that
[00:13:59] person looked like before they were dead that was probably a dumb ass yeah
[00:14:04] that's what you want to be is the dead version of the cole
[00:14:07] all is anyone seen by by the day that's the that's your yeah your hero not a
[00:14:15] literally that simpson's bit like we could take her to the carnival and
[00:14:20] they did that cgi thing where leece's teeth kept getting bigger
[00:14:24] oh yeah i was a big book of british smiles
[00:14:28] okay um i'm i'm stealing this from one of your videos
[00:14:33] and uh... two thousand twelve fj cruiser
[00:14:39] i've come around a little bit on the fj cruiser cuz right now post-covid those
[00:14:45] because people realize is there really just toy to four runners underneath
[00:14:50] like the new bronco is trying to do that right yeah
[00:14:56] i have yet to drive it all i have to go on the looks is new bronco but it's like
[00:15:00] this like boomer thing that's still lingering on what we're trying to recreate
[00:15:04] nineteen sixty eight over and over and over oh i thought people that they're
[00:15:10] all the people are trying to get in the murder their wives and then get on a
[00:15:15] that was a brawn another word for bronco not a problem
[00:15:18] yeah that was the most famous bronco as the most famous bronco of all time yeah
[00:15:23] square headlights though new ones round trying to go back to the round one
[00:15:26] sixty's pathetic we all just want to be oj baby
[00:15:30] we want to be the juice yeah or just going nowhere near that
[00:15:34] wait so the fj cruiser what are you saying who's driving that right now it's the
[00:15:39] nerve right now it moved from like more like sort of like the prepper
[00:15:43] move because originally like the four fj cruisers were goodbyes because
[00:15:46] people looked at him's like eh that's that's like all plastic body and weird
[00:15:50] and like the true truck boom that's not a real truck
[00:15:52] but then like it turned the corner and became like hipster cool for a while
[00:15:57] yeah because it was an easy buy it was an easy entry into having a
[00:16:01] a body on front they body on frame yeah they're four runners they're body on
[00:16:05] front yeah and a decent off-roader you could get
[00:16:11] um but because they were all plasticky the old sort of again i'm not to keep
[00:16:18] knocking on boomers but they didn't want it like plastic isn't good
[00:16:21] so now it's more the type of the people who have stuff on their car that says
[00:16:25] like zombie hunting permit oh that people who really
[00:16:29] really wish halo was a real place in life it's kind of like the uh
[00:16:34] like the proud boy version of a brony who which is they could live in that
[00:16:38] cartoon what do you do the what is the opposite
[00:16:40] poetry the opposite version of this game where you
[00:16:43] picks you pick somebody and then you got to figure out what car they drive
[00:16:46] okay since i'm so enabored with comedy um
[00:16:52] give me like some comedians that you know and i'll try to figure out what they're
[00:16:55] driving sibational sibashima and a scalka
[00:16:59] oh oh go ahead miaata all right i'm gonna go fiaata
[00:17:04] the fia version of the fiaata one one two four i think
[00:17:08] is spider i thought they were all convergals
[00:17:11] are they spider just means convertible the one the one twenty four spider the
[00:17:15] fia one twenty four oh there's the regular one on the spider i think so
[00:17:18] whoo see i haven't driven the fiaata yet so
[00:17:21] is the miaata a sick car because i mean you're a gay guy right like yeah
[00:17:26] those were it became a thing being like oh only a gay guy no no faggot's drive
[00:17:31] it oh yeah a guy would drive you could say faggot yeah
[00:17:34] we've it's sort of weird because i only came out of the closet at age
[00:17:37] forty and i'm forty one wow so it's all kind of like you just came out of the
[00:17:41] but sorry for laughing no no i'm fine what a waste of time i know
[00:17:45] why yeah i'm trying to make us start a living that's kind of beautiful
[00:17:49] it is yeah i feel lighter um i i i got it's fun because
[00:17:52] because being in new york there's no such thing as a closet
[00:17:55] everyone's gay the banks are gay so did you just say banks are gay yeah
[00:18:00] they are they are they are you go to the bank no you go to the
[00:18:02] fuck go down to chase bank in union square it's they're like cash
[00:18:06] your fucking candy cash or checks right here in my
[00:18:08] ass it's a leather bar literally some some guys gonna
[00:18:11] fist it yeah there's like some like and the bank
[00:18:15] manager is the one like a married game guy who's married to a wife but he's got
[00:18:19] like side deck yeah like all the time and he's just
[00:18:22] sweating all day long it's like come on man just
[00:18:26] can we just talk about like mutual funds for them just coming to my office
[00:18:29] or something so the idea of being in the closet it's a very like uh it's
[00:18:33] almost like a throwback thing it's kind of yeah it is like a throwback
[00:18:35] sort of like a white dude yeah it's like being being closet here
[00:18:39] would be interpreted as being like you're just like the hippest guy
[00:18:43] in fact there's so many guys that are like objectively gay that get girls
[00:18:49] that that's the version of being in the closet here is a guy that's like
[00:18:53] presents as gay and then gets pussy yeah yeah it's it's actually kind of
[00:18:59] a real thing oh yeah i know multiple guys like that
[00:19:02] New York City yeah who are straight guys who are just homos
[00:19:06] so that's just the old metrosexual thing of just like
[00:19:09] it's it's an extension of metrosexual it's like guys that say jadore
[00:19:14] like jadore yeah like guys like that and then they're like and they're like
[00:19:19] let's have a sleepover and then they try to fuck
[00:19:24] um wait so yeah so wait why did the Miata becomes
[00:19:28] anonymous with being gay because it was it had i remember
[00:19:32] korke romano drove one who do you remember that chris katan vehicle
[00:19:37] courtney romano i remember korke romano yeah yeah i thought it was pretty
[00:19:42] funny it's actually pretty fun it's actually pretty good you should
[00:19:44] revisit it yeah yeah the scene where his his literary
[00:19:48] brothers trying to order ice cream very funny there's like three
[00:19:53] flavors of ice cream and he can't read and it's like chocolate vanilla
[00:19:57] and strawberry and he's like yeah let me get the fucking pistachio
[00:20:01] because he's like a mafia guy but like there are only three flavors
[00:20:04] there's a movie come out i want the rock bros seven or so yeah whatever
[00:20:07] but he drove Miata it was it was later than that i think it was
[00:20:11] probably like like 2002 you think i think maybe 97 sounds right to me but i
[00:20:16] don't know it's probably later than that yeah it's probably 2000 yeah
[00:20:19] um well wait post pre-9-11 is it an important distinction i think with
[00:20:24] yeah so it had a it had a girly body shape yeah it was
[00:20:29] they were really trying to make a car that looked like the lotus alan
[00:20:32] it was a japanese car doing an impression of a british man
[00:20:35] yeah that's where it is and a little bit of mg and that was a whole thing like
[00:20:42] masculinity has always been associated with hard edges right right angles
[00:20:47] stuffstiff the car as jeremy clarksin said designed by somebody who only has a
[00:20:51] ruler but then you have this very curvaceous kind of pretty shape and
[00:20:55] you know men who are very insecure about their sexuality who spend their
[00:21:00] nights cleaning and re-cleaning the same gun people who really like that country
[00:21:04] song i'll just be here all night cleaning my gun yeah i'm gonna kill my daughter's
[00:21:08] boyfriend right yeah oh guys that show their
[00:21:12] daughter's boyfriend the gun before the day before the prom night yeah
[00:21:16] that's a that if you that's a really good um google image search our dads with
[00:21:21] guns on prom night yeah it's like all these pictures of
[00:21:24] guys like i'm gonna come here daughter their daughter and the date and then
[00:21:28] in their gun i literally gonna splatter the brains of your child
[00:21:33] all over the wall because i have some pedophilic nature about my own
[00:21:38] daughter yeah because only i can and her virgin
[00:21:41] only i can make her bust yeah but you're saying like now
[00:21:45] now meaudas have turned the corner there's still me out now they're for now
[00:21:49] they're for Sebastian Maniscalco now they're for Sebastian
[00:21:52] these used they used to be for quiese and now
[00:21:56] these they got an Italian version they got me but they got an even more Italian
[00:21:59] yeah when it was one Italian car it wasn't enough for me but i was too
[00:22:03] not as two different kinds of Italian cars i could drive yeah
[00:22:07] you guys familiar with Sebastian Maniscalco yeah he was an Irishman right
[00:22:10] he was in the Irishman yeah he was where when is he in the Irish he's in the
[00:22:16] what's his name uh he has a nickname hold on no no no he's
[00:22:21] he got got it in that movie he gets got like like when i watch the Irishman
[00:22:26] twice and i somehow did not catch it you know when Robert does such a good
[00:22:29] job restaurant and it's like i can't do an impression for the job like this
[00:22:34] you're gonna need two guns yeah one you you and he goes in and
[00:22:37] Sebastian Maniscalco goes hey how about tree guns what if you had tree
[00:22:42] up is that it uh i honestly don't remember anything i did
[00:22:46] watch he plays Joe Gallo crazy yeah that's it's doing
[00:22:50] other for me i remember what's the good fat guy's name the fat albanian guy
[00:22:54] action bronson yeah crazy Joe Gallo yeah action bronson plays the
[00:22:59] the coffin the coffin salesman yeah yeah that guy
[00:23:04] that guy's cool i like him we're gonna have him on the show and he's going to
[00:23:08] teach you how to eat food on camera yeah because we gotta we gotta have
[00:23:11] broad a few we gotta figure out broad appeal
[00:23:14] you know to get everybody everybody to love Adam so yeah i wish i could learn
[00:23:19] that whole skill of that that James Gandolfini skill of eating food on
[00:23:23] camera yeah yeah just always making it look like
[00:23:26] the most fucking scrumptious looking meal you know what i always wondered about
[00:23:29] the sopranos is do you think he had to come into ADR like in those sounds
[00:23:34] yeah it was always the nose whistle when he was
[00:23:37] yeah he would have to come in and sit in the booth with an editor and just like
[00:23:43] is that good is he wanted the ganner what
[00:23:46] do you think so i mean i don't see why i don't see i'm
[00:23:50] i'm i'm i'm not i'm truly the worst of all interviewers because i'll pitch
[00:23:54] something as like a half-assed bit yeah and throw it to you and be like what
[00:23:58] do you think about that you want to riff on that why don't you why don't you
[00:24:01] why don't you take a bite bite out of that why don't you make something happen
[00:24:04] with that shitty idea yeah yeah i wish i bailed on
[00:24:07] well i guess it's like take the one sniff it's like giving it's like giving a
[00:24:10] homeless person your rice from panda express yeah
[00:24:14] you eat all the meat off the top and you're like oh no i'm a good guy
[00:24:17] yeah i'll give this bum rice that i don't like it's all congealed just so you know
[00:24:21] just so you know it's for the garbage yeah there's a couple of carrot cubes
[00:24:25] in there and yeah no one checking but all the glaze just sat in my
[00:24:29] yeah yeah this is good for your fucking it's like a yo-play yogurt you didn't
[00:24:33] shake up right yeah exactly yeah you're dying hard
[00:24:36] or pumped this right down to your ankles immediately now
[00:24:41] um so yeah i like the Sebastian Mascale that was a good
[00:24:45] bit about and like an actor who drives something else i who who else
[00:24:49] what about a guy about a oda meh from uh the color purple i'm unfamiliar
[00:24:54] is that the color purple i don't know these oda meh sorry is is wopi
[00:25:00] Goldberg's character in ghost now i'm thinking about movie
[00:25:03] but the way of my mind went is i'm thinking about movie characters cars
[00:25:08] and then i thought of like oh famous cars driven by movie characters
[00:25:12] and then the first thing i remembered was uh when they tried to bring back the
[00:25:15] back of the fourth thunderbird and they put it in a james bond movie
[00:25:18] that's my dad my dad's favorite car really like a two thousand generation
[00:25:22] 2003 firebird yeah yeah what was that what was that a link in mark seven
[00:25:27] what was that a link to mark eight no it was so it looked it looks so
[00:25:32] craft mark seven's the fox body okay yeah and that was the way it
[00:25:36] like circle headlights right uh yes but what's that design what was that
[00:25:40] design thing called that there's some sort of like new
[00:25:44] retro or something like that yeah but it was like a p t cruiser it was the
[00:25:47] one right after yeah yeah because that was like a standalone because
[00:25:52] the the focus came out around the same time
[00:25:55] right and that one was like new new edge or what was the name of it
[00:25:59] well new edge is what his Mustang is yeah yeah and then yeah
[00:26:03] sn95 and sn95 new edge yeah yeah it's like right on the line
[00:26:07] but we're so deep this is like so deep in the car culture is a
[00:26:10] couple yeah but here's a couple in in about 10 seconds i'll find the way to
[00:26:14] make it about chinese people and that's what these that's what these people
[00:26:18] want hey are they have has china been able to
[00:26:21] make a a drivable car yes now jason torchinsky from jalapnik
[00:26:26] ordered a car from china and came from a crate
[00:26:29] really and it's on their uh youtube channel it's
[00:26:32] there is the came where the box is with the little metal handle
[00:26:39] just opening and a part simpson is catching a ride from the hunchy okay
[00:26:47] we had this thing and general sose motor yeah i feel so it's it's so interesting
[00:26:55] to be on this podcast and wanting to join in and riff with you guys yeah
[00:27:00] know that i'm in a different world on the internet
[00:27:03] that i can't do what you do it's all one world that's the thing that i've been
[00:27:07] i've been watching a lot more um like uh black people content from the
[00:27:11] early 1990s and i found out that it's all one world
[00:27:15] oh yeah yeah we're all living in it yeah it's true you know and we all need
[00:27:18] our thing yeah link arms around the glo- remember they tried to do that
[00:27:23] what what arms are crawling yeah exactly
[00:27:26] as america it's the dumbest thing possible yeah what was it dumb idea
[00:27:30] what was that supposed to do yeah like we're like we're like we're like we're
[00:27:33] gonna prove a point we made the biggest fucking conga line in history
[00:27:37] dream achieved martin lutherkin yeah you can come back to life now
[00:27:41] now you guys can shut up yeah no more trying to play red rover
[00:27:46] against jolly green giant or some shit yeah take that hit luther what's this
[00:27:51] chinese car we're hearing about i'd have to look it up but it's but there's a
[00:27:55] specific segment for like your grandparents
[00:27:59] have cataracts all cloudy they can't see too far ahead
[00:28:04] but we will make a car for them it's essentially a golf cart
[00:28:08] uh-huh very small car smaller than a japanese key car
[00:28:11] and it is it goes like 35 and if you picture a vehicle from richard
[00:28:19] scary's busy world wow see this is that's what i mean it's all
[00:28:23] one world we were just talking about it i don't know if it was on camera no
[00:28:27] it was not on camera it was only turning with mike yeah
[00:28:30] when we're not doing the show we just talk about baby stuff yeah
[00:28:34] we're talking about charge our bigs before we start the episode
[00:28:41] what if they look at a Boston up it babies wait so they have so chinese
[00:28:45] mini pool with it um we got a that america we got to get
[00:28:50] where they made a 35 mile an hour car like we're fucked at this point
[00:28:54] they don't need us at all well cute run sure of like
[00:29:01] at on a long enough timeline trucks like the great wall
[00:29:07] which is a real name for a truck it's called the great wall
[00:29:10] wow that i saw in new zealand but haven't gotten a chance to drive yet
[00:29:14] it's real quick chinese to chill out with the fucking great wall
[00:29:17] yeah yeah yeah you know i mean we don't even have we don't even talk about the
[00:29:21] freedom tower and it was built six years ago yeah nobody's like the
[00:29:25] fucking freedom to china's been like just really just sucking their own
[00:29:29] dick over this wall for it's pretty long
[00:29:31] thousand years now it isn't wonder of the world
[00:29:35] it's but it's their version of the fucking linking arms bullshit
[00:29:38] what if we made big wall you know it's like who gives a fuck
[00:29:41] and still now they can build an entire city overnight
[00:29:45] they can build a 30 million persons in a city yeah
[00:29:48] what's up with that no one's even heard the name of and they're still going off
[00:29:52] about this fucking wall yeah anyways anyway so this end of the china
[00:29:57] corner so this car sucks or it's cool or you want to drive it
[00:30:00] well i want to drive everything so yeah is that your rating system
[00:30:04] sucks cool or i need to drive it it's a box i haven't checked yet
[00:30:08] yeah and i got to figure out what it is i've
[00:30:11] i saw him in new zealand i was talking to a trady down there
[00:30:14] and he told me that what is a trady is that like a
[00:30:18] contractor oh okay they're they're a straight order like an
[00:30:21] australian trady yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[00:30:24] yeah no i only hang out with the spanish folks
[00:30:29] yeah yeah i've been i've been executing white people
[00:30:33] yeah they don't really uh i'm a trady i'm a trady i'm a race trady
[00:30:38] yes yes i fucking hate white people okay and standing
[00:30:43] oh can't just abos for me thanks yeah just just me and my abo friends
[00:30:48] no there's uh the malware is yeah post-nuzi yeah i learned that you well he said it in
[00:30:53] his a trady in his oh this is new zealand sorry yeah
[00:30:55] linda hecka and i'm like i'm done with white shit
[00:31:00] i i lost myself like what why what are even white people what all they
[00:31:07] what even are they yeah absolute garbage that trash people
[00:31:14] that he keeps trash sorry we'll just do this okay sorry yeah
[00:31:17] we do this right now we do this right now i want to just mention it's lovely to see
[00:31:19] this in person yeah this is brought to you by my bookie dot
[00:31:23] com or dot ag sorry dot ag yeah we got uh roy told me he sent over some new
[00:31:29] copy oh let's hear do you send it i say roy his name might be
[00:31:33] kyle or uh frank i keep forgetting i've been friends with this guy for years
[00:31:38] now and uh but he's canadian and you know i was like i was we went to
[00:31:43] eatily before it remember what i was saying about europeans are they kind of
[00:31:45] creep me out and uh you know because they seem like uh
[00:31:51] you know they seem like uh like sims or something you know what i mean
[00:31:56] like or like uh like in the matrix the fake people that the agents become
[00:32:01] very true in genotype yeah they're just like the europeans are just sort of
[00:32:05] scenery and i feel the same way about canadians they're very
[00:32:08] they're they look like creatus skaters basically they just the whole thing
[00:32:11] they're like a chinese ai try to make americans well yeah you let the
[00:32:16] playstation come up with the guy you know and then you just slap the name
[00:32:20] there's stuff like yeah remember we were there i may have said it on
[00:32:23] come town when we were there but there was like
[00:32:26] there there was like a sign in a coffee shop that said our genders bring all
[00:32:31] our milkshakes bring all the genders to the yard
[00:32:34] and we're like okay so like a chinese computer program wrote that
[00:32:38] like it's it's like it's like it's like those fake articles joey his name is
[00:32:42] joey joey it looks yeah it's like it's like
[00:32:45] um like a bootleg uh like when china bootlegs like an american product
[00:32:53] but like the uh the like social justice version of that
[00:32:57] you know how fast can we crank this out yeah yeah now we'll be on in front of
[00:33:02] whatever's happening yeah we'll do it now is is it grammatically correct is
[00:33:06] their agreement in this sentence don't worry about it no let me tell you
[00:33:09] imagine is mr joey forgot to send me the copy or
[00:33:12] i just uh don't have the right anyway guys my book is not ag it's a great place
[00:33:16] to go it's if you like if you like betting on law if you like
[00:33:19] betting on the west website you can do that uh it's got the extension ag because
[00:33:24] it's some country and swiss swiss switzer one and switzerland and you know
[00:33:29] that that they are neutral except for when it comes to betting on sports
[00:33:33] yeah um my book did you guys do any sports betting
[00:33:38] negative just a stock market yeah that's are you a stocks guy yeah
[00:33:42] are you like a team stock guy nope nope i'm in it for when i'm uh
[00:33:48] 65 and taking deductions at 71 oh okay nice brother yeah i got a
[00:33:53] fun and talk about stocks if you want but i got i got you got to do this really
[00:33:56] sorry no way so guys listen hey we don't have to do
[00:33:58] shit they got a lot of really exciting promotions they got 100
[00:34:02] sports welcome bonus 150 percent casino bonus for up to 750
[00:34:06] you can bet with bitcoin stable games live casino slats sports and mobile
[00:34:12] betting vip online betting experience our team our
[00:34:16] vision i'm just reading through the website i'm doing the same exact what
[00:34:19] do we got what are the upcoming things listen
[00:34:21] sports boxing happening right the premier league just started back up
[00:34:25] um soccer is back on the uh baseball we're heading towards
[00:34:29] october and putting your best for who's gonna make the playoffs
[00:34:33] uh they have uh you can bet on the ponies even if you're not at the
[00:34:38] bellmont stakes you can bet on them you can bet they have live in game
[00:34:43] wagering so that means that after the the
[00:34:46] game has started the odds have been adjusted
[00:34:50] and if you've lost all your money within the first five
[00:34:53] seconds you can try to get it back and so your wife won't
[00:34:57] leave you um secure the bag double your first deposit
[00:35:02] either come town or come town 20 or maybe even
[00:35:05] tafs 20 that's me and joey talked about that okay again i don't know
[00:35:10] hopefully he's okay i don't know uh what's happening up there in
[00:35:14] canada yeah best of luck to joey joey joey um joey hope you're doing
[00:35:20] okay joey hope you're doing okay you're run a great service and it's all
[00:35:25] above board and you can trust them with your money
[00:35:28] um how does it work first you log on to my bookie then you watch the
[00:35:31] television televised game as usual you know i am i'm watching the big game
[00:35:36] and when a commercial is on a line will be displayed on your screen and when
[00:35:40] the line is unavailable it will disappear by itself
[00:35:42] to show a lock status odds are automatically updated
[00:35:45] and scores are reflected in real time do you have to download anything no
[00:35:49] the live sports book requires no download there
[00:35:52] no additional fees and uh anyway guys this is a great company
[00:35:59] uh you could play blackjack bet on nfl mma you could do prop bed and golf
[00:36:05] tennis tennis i hear has the best odds if you're into gambling
[00:36:08] correct me if i'm wrong yell at me in the comments that people love saying
[00:36:12] that youtubers yell at me in the comments i'm hearing that for the first
[00:36:15] time anything you can yell at me in the comments if i'm
[00:36:18] wrong about that one anyway guys let me add let you go to this website
[00:36:22] try any of the 15 promo quotes that we were not even sure what codes out see
[00:36:26] what they do for you see what happens see what happens the most important
[00:36:29] thing is that they pay us for this yeah um so
[00:36:33] thanks a lot guys and now back to the show back to the show would you say
[00:36:38] would you are you comments readers i will read the comments
[00:36:43] in the morning in bed before my erection goes down from the night before from all
[00:36:49] the dreams that i had about karzdami adas
[00:36:54] yeah yeah you know how some people want to fuck cars
[00:36:59] yeah that that's like a better scene well real quick
[00:37:02] do you think there's a guy that wants to fuck me out is that just constantly
[00:37:05] explaining he's like yeah but i'm not gay though i just
[00:37:08] i just i just want to fuck the car name is heather is yet
[00:37:12] the car is a girl it's not gay i mean there's clearly going to be
[00:37:16] that guy looking for somebody on patreon it can draw that exact scenario
[00:37:21] yeah only fans which is now another i didn't realize that yeah we're gonna
[00:37:25] add it in here will be fifty dollars a month we'll draw a picture of you
[00:37:29] fucking a meata yeah we will put that if you're that guy
[00:37:33] out there you're now you're guaranteeing us that this guy exists
[00:37:36] oh i have to believe he does okay well we're gonna we're gonna put him out of
[00:37:40] that sounds like market research to me and so we're adding the tier we'll
[00:37:45] we'll uh adam blue sorry go ahead carry on with your interview you're doing
[00:37:49] great by the way yeah it's good man this is way better than
[00:37:52] than when we had mike bolandic on he refused to
[00:37:55] talk to us about his grandfather he just kept asking our
[00:37:59] our friend who's definitely on the spectrum
[00:38:02] who doesn't like talking about his family about whether or not he's been
[00:38:05] fishing with his grandfather showed him his dick
[00:38:09] not showed while they were fishing not showed but you know accidentally
[00:38:13] saw now you sit down you've been on a boat with somebody
[00:38:17] yeah yeah you know like that kind of and you know these old fellas they got
[00:38:21] big old things you know they got big hogs kind of
[00:38:25] yeah yeah yes and when they really get in there and they're working that knife
[00:38:30] through the fish you know yeah and you're like wow shifting side to side the
[00:38:34] boats making you see six so he's had a great life in his anyways
[00:38:38] and i'm asking the miss and he's you know he's like i don't know dude
[00:38:42] i don't i don't know i'm fucking there dude yeah
[00:38:45] he's just we're trying to really throw gold at him but you know we learned our
[00:38:49] lesson there we thought that would have been a good interview we thought it'd
[00:38:51] be a good idea to have a friend who we pretty much only hang out while we're
[00:38:55] intoxicated and he's intoxicated yeah we did a lot of drugs with this guy so
[00:38:59] maybe misinterpreted uh you know the kind of rapport that we had but
[00:39:03] i'll tell you what this guy we should have been doing drug we're going to turn
[00:39:06] at him and this guy's going to be the greatest talk show i was of all time
[00:39:09] yeah so i believe it that would be the dead cavity of his generation so
[00:39:12] swinging a mess swinging a goal right now swinging a mess with with the last
[00:39:16] one but this one he's crushing it i think we're having a real
[00:39:19] it's going to have some money crushing yeah yeah yeah
[00:39:22] um well i wonder how much of the footage we're going to use
[00:39:26] from before but i don't want to i don't want to repeat stuff but yeah don't
[00:39:30] repeat stuff then we'll throw it in we repeat stuff and i'll be there
[00:39:33] we are all the time all the time half of stuff we're doing what's it what's
[00:39:36] the what's your guys favorite video maybe we'll find a nice PT cruiser one
[00:39:39] other PG cruiser one i love well real quick we'll find a nice
[00:39:42] edit point it's like why don't we why don't we take a walk
[00:39:49] a lovely constitutional and come back and murder i would have like a look-off
[00:39:54] and welcome back from your walk guys whoa what a good one oh there's nourishment
[00:39:58] rejuvenated michael do you hear that part what are we at 39 minutes that's
[00:40:02] where you put that you can cut the other stuff in
[00:40:04] yeah yeah okay cool yeah you guys the show fans the show ignore that part that
[00:40:09] parts for michael yeah yeah yeah here we go but michael
[00:40:13] no i'm just kidding anyway uh where were we so oh yeah you were telling me
[00:40:18] you're so you think you're in your estimation you're the most proud of your
[00:40:22] PT cruiser episode that you guys in yeah i think we we really bridge the gap
[00:40:26] between uh talking about mmm a cannonball run almost of uh
[00:40:32] american literature and post modernism and the which was a thing i used to do
[00:40:37] when i was a substitute teacher in english class and i had like an AP
[00:40:40] class i because i love teaching english because that's my degree and i can
[00:40:44] teach it and i can go in and eventually yeah became a teacher
[00:40:46] um so i could explain to students very quickly
[00:40:52] are the four phases of um american cultural movements
[00:41:01] from like 1780 to 1955 i think you got black and white micky mouse
[00:41:11] yeah yeah then you got micky mouse through the small the bigger ears
[00:41:14] bigger you got color micky and then you got uh
[00:41:18] i give which so let's let's let's let another fourth one uh
[00:41:22] grimace and no that's me or were hentai let's mcdonald's okay
[00:41:26] hentai that's the fourth one that's the era we're in now
[00:41:30] we're in the hentai era i know yeah sorry i interrupted i don't know
[00:41:34] it's like hentai and tenacle porn is so mainstream people do car wraps of it
[00:41:37] now people are just like huh you remember nobody cares remember hookups what
[00:41:42] was that it was a skateboard company though it's had
[00:41:46] sexy anime girls yeah on their t-shirts i remember i was i asked my parents for
[00:41:51] hookups t-shirt we're so opposite i was afraid of that stuff i was like
[00:41:54] fuck this is way this is entering way too cool
[00:41:57] territory my dad yelled at me he was like what
[00:42:01] how old were you when you saw bible black for the first time
[00:42:05] saw what uh the anime bible black i've never seen it
[00:42:09] so that's the one where uh like uh an anime girl
[00:42:14] her like clit grows into a dick and she starts having sex with
[00:42:18] other women and their their clits get really big and turn into dicks
[00:42:21] wow no i've never seen that but i gotta go check it out
[00:42:24] um yeah worthy of time i thought that that was like you think that that that like
[00:42:28] was a precursor for trans acceptance i think so because and and to that point
[00:42:33] i think like style project and e-bombs world were also one because that's where
[00:42:38] you could find stuff like that yeah i used to look at a website called
[00:42:41] efucked.com have you seen it we've talked a lot about a lot of
[00:42:45] you fucked do you remember efucked is that like web 1.0 like early 2000s yeah
[00:42:49] yeah yeah yeah yeah efucked was a classic yeah you see all types of bloops
[00:42:53] i knew fugly dot prom that was another one bloop some spoofs
[00:42:57] yeah um yeah there was a video on there of a lady that
[00:43:00] i don't know she was a porn star so she didn't porn she had to go shoot porn she
[00:43:03] made the mistake of eating like just like six servings of
[00:43:07] fucking onion rings before and then she started throwing up and she's throwing
[00:43:12] up fucking onion rings everywhere she's like i'm sorry
[00:43:16] yeah it's pretty good it's the one that starts off it's a shot of two women on a
[00:43:19] bed and they're fucking they're fucking themselves with with uh
[00:43:23] eels yeah yeah that's a that's a pretty famous and it
[00:43:26] pans it a wide shot and the man comes into view and he's got a like a puffer
[00:43:31] fish and he's sticking his cock in his mouth
[00:43:37] so funny there's like there's no context there's no
[00:43:40] it's really it was it was perhaps the funniest website yeah
[00:43:45] yeah did you ever see that one video it's like world
[00:43:50] world's biggest cum and it's like this guy with the giant balls
[00:43:55] with giant balls yeah yeah he's a swollen nut sack yeah yeah and he just it's
[00:44:00] preposterous amounts of cum yeah like can't help but laugh like he's not
[00:44:04] hard anymore yeah it's just it's it's a prop it's not
[00:44:08] oh really yeah that doesn't yeah he just broke his damn heart
[00:44:11] there's no thing busted that's yeah yeah yeah you have to go back in the closet
[00:44:14] now it's not possible there's no anatomical
[00:44:18] way in which you could produce that much there
[00:44:21] we've talked about it on the podcast before but
[00:44:24] there's a very famous video called the boo the people refer to it as a boo
[00:44:28] yaw video but it's uh a gentleman has his penis in a woman's vagina
[00:44:35] now that guy that guy what kind of card is he drives yeah what what card is the
[00:44:40] boo yaw guy drive and he pulls it out and he goes boo
[00:44:43] yeah it's not not to come out of his ass and he goes yeah
[00:44:46] boo yaw boo yeah and I think I said it on the show last time
[00:44:49] this came up yeah but you said it's the first time
[00:44:52] boo yaw has been used in the correct context it would exist it forever it's
[00:44:56] kind of like how lasers were invented in the 1950s and they had no idea what to
[00:45:00] do with lasers so I just found a way to focus light in a certain way
[00:45:04] yeah and uh and then only after that they they were still they're still
[00:45:08] inventing uses for lasers yeah but it was just the kind of this thing
[00:45:11] that they discovered yeah boo yaw it was a boo yaw moment
[00:45:14] language version of that yeah somebody came up with the word boo yaw and they
[00:45:18] didn't know what to do with it until that guy stuck his nuts in his ass
[00:45:23] wait so he says boo yaw first and then cramps is not so
[00:45:27] no he says it's not in there and then as they come out
[00:45:31] did he goes he's so it's almost like but as it's like it's like boo yaw
[00:45:39] makes the noise his nuts should have made it's a really beautiful moment
[00:45:43] in the roger rapid universe yeah so what car is that guy draft 1998
[00:45:49] Chevy Silverado signal cab uh uh 1500 with American like okay it had
[00:45:55] stock wheels on it but he got to have something fancy so he flips to the
[00:45:58] back of like summit racing catalog and buys the cheapest ones you could get
[00:46:02] which is the sub-it racing turbo like turbine wheels at every
[00:46:05] every dad puts on on their truck to make it look cool
[00:46:08] like that's that's what it is it's green um like there's a bunch of black and
[00:46:13] milds in the uh in the ashtray overflowing never empties the ashtray yeah
[00:46:17] check engine light permanently on o2 sensor uh this guy's amazing he can cut
[00:46:22] off the catalytic converter because that's just a government scam
[00:46:27] yeah yeah and just well right yeah he's right he's voice out she
[00:46:32] voice out she invented the catalytic converter his voice sounds a little
[00:46:35] different than that he's like he's not a grovely voice no he's black
[00:46:39] yeah he's a black guy that put his nuts in a white lace but he still drives the
[00:46:43] silver rod he still drives that yeah you got it right i i'm running no
[00:46:47] cash on my shit yeah yeah i want all the gas
[00:46:50] coming out yeah i want all the gas he talks about his son a lot even though
[00:46:55] he hasn't paid child support in like years yeah he doesn't know he's like i'm
[00:46:59] doing this porno for my son everything i do is for my son yeah
[00:47:04] everything i do is for my son except for the pay of the child support
[00:47:09] because that's like the catalytic converter that's this game
[00:47:12] that's the scam and i know that bitch using that shit on extensions anyways
[00:47:16] what she's gonna buy him school supplies in january bitch that's a lot
[00:47:24] yeah what are you saying have you ever been
[00:47:28] taste this what is it it's calm it's it's my calm i brought it with me
[00:47:34] tell me what that reminds you of summer camp
[00:47:37] oh it's horrible yeah uh dimet app oh that's good yeah it tastes like but
[00:47:43] dimet app tasted legit good actually that's like worst dimet app
[00:47:48] oh oh that's horrific yeah what is it i can
[00:47:54] smell it yeah it's uh it's truly oh that's awful
[00:48:00] yeah it's it's like uh it's like it's like what if you uh what if you kept uh
[00:48:07] like what if you kept a kiwi in your socks yeah for a week yeah it's terrible
[00:48:12] what if i what if i made sock liquor yeah fruit
[00:48:16] it reminds me of like if you go to a kid's parents house and they don't know
[00:48:18] how to mix kool-aid right yeah yeah how hard is it to mix kool-aid
[00:48:24] oh like the proportions yeah yeah yeah yeah
[00:48:28] nicholas just talking about kool-aid this crazy about getting back into it yeah
[00:48:31] like i said dude you think about kiddo one world
[00:48:34] hands across america baby yeah that's sure um
[00:48:38] it's all right the the flavor is called kiwi mojito style
[00:48:42] nasty so basically they fucking you know
[00:48:46] made water out of an onion and then carbonated it yeah
[00:48:50] yeah it's like i don't really like drinking beer because i'm trying to
[00:48:54] like stay low cal and it's the whole again coming out of the closet thing and
[00:48:58] like oh yeah i still look good i'm not going to get a beer gut like everybody
[00:49:01] else is dad so it's like being gay in rural
[00:49:04] pennsylvania trying to convince people you are really like people i say
[00:49:09] well you know i like this guy and it's like or is it guys on the apps or
[00:49:15] they're like closet guys on the apps or yeah most people like who have i met
[00:49:18] in rural pennsylvania i'm not fucking gay yeah
[00:49:21] i'm not fucking gay yeah yeah it was like rural pa would just skip
[00:49:26] vanilla gay and you're either straight or you're the guy drawing
[00:49:30] me out of fuck yeah you're very poor and you can't just stop right at that now
[00:49:36] yeah you got to go full tilt right about now if there's any furries listening
[00:49:40] please draw some me out of furry porn that we leave because i know they're already
[00:49:44] drawing up anthropomorphized versions of fighter planes fucking each other so
[00:49:49] i've seen that yeah and now matt top gun maverick came out so i'm sure there's
[00:49:53] that yeah absolutely there's going to be like a whole
[00:49:56] d c you guys see that maverick playing well a lot of a lot of sexual identities
[00:50:00] is just the interactions of like mass media and autism and then it does
[00:50:04] yeah does it like people just happen to hit people with severe autism
[00:50:08] happen to hit puberty like when something like top gun maverick comes
[00:50:13] out so they get their first erection while at the movie and you're like
[00:50:17] it must be this you know at 14 tomcat yeah exactly s u 27
[00:50:23] something um are you a plane you like you aviator
[00:50:27] planes guy also well my dad was a pilot and that was like the big disappointing
[00:50:31] my dad thing because he really wanted me to become a pilot and
[00:50:34] be a navy like all the all the males like a top gun
[00:50:37] your dad was a navy pilot dad was a navy pilot almost certified during
[00:50:41] vietnam wow he didn't see any combat he was
[00:50:45] intrepid museum in the city it's on the west side of the island
[00:50:50] on the west side it's the uss intrepid is is just
[00:50:52] fucking more there yeah so we're like a leader body slammed yoko zuna
[00:50:57] yeah they got it they got an s or 71 and a 14 tomcat on there
[00:51:00] if you want to go see it that's something you can do it's neat in
[00:51:04] new york you know pilots i said i'm super super spoiled that this is
[00:51:08] like a weird youtube thing because i'm super spoiled about
[00:51:12] i like the idea of things but do i get to use it
[00:51:16] and that's like a weird thing yeah i don't want to go to a car museum and i don't
[00:51:18] want to go to car shows do i get to drive it no oh well
[00:51:22] then i'm not going right do i get to fly the plane i'm like that i'm like that
[00:51:25] with women yeah i don't want to know their name unless i
[00:51:29] get i get to unless i could use you unless she's got
[00:51:32] noss you know unless i go drift yeah oh you want me to
[00:51:36] meet your wife and then what and then walk in hand and leave no thanks pal
[00:51:42] yeah what does this mean for me yeah i mean
[00:51:45] it's part of that whole thing now where part of being terminally online means
[00:51:50] you have to find increasingly new ways to monetize your existence
[00:51:55] yeah so that and i we i think we were talking about this earlier where it's
[00:51:59] like that super pretentious point about
[00:52:02] you you the society we're in now it's almost like it privileges
[00:52:08] observing it rather than living in it yeah i mean but in some ways that is
[00:52:13] living in it there are a lot of comedians who are on the
[00:52:16] road 52 weeks a year and they do observational comedy
[00:52:21] and it's just like you're not actually part of society
[00:52:25] like the way you're not actually like it's strange to me it's like what are you
[00:52:30] drawing on because they're just in hotel you know like
[00:52:33] interesting yeah i don't know how that works do you know what i'm saying
[00:52:36] well i'm on the road pretty often not your plan you also have
[00:52:41] friends and like you have a life i doubt
[00:52:45] is that is the thing that you're i'm just like
[00:52:50] they're the guys that work so hard you know that it's just like it's it's
[00:52:55] baffling to me how they keep drawing upon
[00:52:58] observations on life because they're so
[00:53:02] one track mind in terms of lifestyle i don't know if that really added anything
[00:53:07] to what you just said but that's that's what it reminded me
[00:53:10] and it makes me wonder like what is the process are they going out there and
[00:53:14] just like sitting down on a park bench and observing other people that would be
[00:53:17] very funny yeah in a very in a very you know Henry
[00:53:21] James sort of way just sit in the back of a room and watch people do things and
[00:53:25] turn that into material and you'll never run out i don't think i guess
[00:53:30] but if you but the scale part comes into
[00:53:33] actually turning it into comedy rather than just
[00:53:36] being a thing i observe and like i can't do i can never do stand up because i
[00:53:41] couldn't take that observation and morph it into a joke i would need to
[00:53:45] sit with it for god only knows how long it takes a
[00:53:49] right like half of an rcr to like shape that into something like
[00:53:54] somewhat be true for somebody else yeah that's what fascinates me about what
[00:53:59] you guys are able to do you're able to distill
[00:54:02] an entire concept into a setup punchline something
[00:54:07] i i'm more just like i'm jewish that's basically my eyes now you do
[00:54:12] really nick nick like really breaks unpacks you know
[00:54:15] social more as he's a he's a real artist yeah but i just uh everything
[00:54:19] mama i should stolen from Alex Jones yeah
[00:54:21] all this conspiracy what the fuck's he gonna do you know yeah
[00:54:25] sue me how about how about you yeah yeah good luck buddy yeah
[00:54:31] um i i i may have said it before i'm like so interested in this sort of world
[00:54:36] you guys exist in so the world we exist is now
[00:54:38] interviewing and now we're talking about things yeah well
[00:54:42] better into cars i'm just gonna be the guy well we're gonna have to spend most
[00:54:45] of the patreon on making a jay's garage for me
[00:54:50] yeah yeah so i'm gonna need to be get it i'm gonna need to be buying very rare
[00:54:54] cars in and and housing them in Manhattan actually i heard
[00:54:59] sign code has an elevator garage man let me
[00:55:02] excuse this i mean i mean if you wanted to do a podcast at the manhattan car
[00:55:06] club maybe i could make that happen did you know that you could get a DUI on
[00:55:10] a bicycle yes yes i college yes almost did
[00:55:13] but because he was passed out next to the bicycle when he was found they can
[00:55:16] never prove he was on it interesting nice my question was off jonnie cocker
[00:55:21] uh if that's the case can you get like there must be no legal way to be in a
[00:55:26] wheelchair get drunk and trust him that's a good question yeah
[00:55:32] follow-up question how far we'll utilize wheelchair how far we've from that seems
[00:55:37] like it's even worse yeah you know i love when you see the
[00:55:42] guys that soup up their motorized wheelchairs as a
[00:55:45] guy man had in the other day he's like i was like damn you took the regulator
[00:55:48] off you're going you're going hard right now
[00:55:51] he was zooming down the sidewalk i was like that's not as free legal
[00:55:55] let's get spinners on there yeah that was from like a shifter cart put that on
[00:55:59] those how far are we far away are we from being able to identify as i use a
[00:56:04] wheelchair and you just get to use a wheelchair and you can walk you have
[00:56:08] used to be like trans hand transicap transicap like like those like those
[00:56:13] concept toyota wheelchairs we saw at the auto show yes
[00:56:17] those things oh yeah we were laughing about that we
[00:56:19] were we should have seen that they had these like the
[00:56:21] fucking the wheelchairs of the fucking future
[00:56:24] and they had like tv wheelchairs but they they had they i wish i had had a
[00:56:28] picture of it or visual because they clearly made a
[00:56:31] distinction they had two different kinds of wheelchairs
[00:56:33] yeah and one was for disabled and one was for fat
[00:56:37] you know like there's like you could see that they had different intentions
[00:56:40] between the one was for yeah for wallie shopping oriented with the little
[00:56:44] basket so you can have your lunch in there yeah
[00:56:47] and going did you remember like right after that like nearby there was
[00:56:51] behind glass the m&m's nascar yeah fire suit like right after the fat wheelchair
[00:56:56] it's like yeah yeah yeah yeah that's one of my favorite
[00:56:59] moments and i wish as the kids say it was so cringe
[00:57:03] but i didn't want to watch them i kind of wish i did when those toyota like
[00:57:07] hype people were like trying to get people excited there's like five people
[00:57:10] in the audience i love those guys and they do it all day long and you know it's
[00:57:14] like i don't think they're toyota employees i think that they they probably
[00:57:17] just get presenters like people whose job is it is to be a presenter
[00:57:21] because it's like i mean that would be the most brutal job in the world to just
[00:57:25] go around for toyota and like every weekend have to do
[00:57:29] fucking 15 hours of like yeah a punishing morning show
[00:57:34] can't fucking excited for the and then like working the room
[00:57:38] go working the room they were asking like really really easy questions
[00:57:42] yeah like multiple choice like yeah toyota makes a affordable
[00:57:46] SUV it starts what letter does it say we got
[00:57:50] is it the rav for yeah the suprah or the you know
[00:57:57] name another one it's like rav for says somebody like that guy in the fedora
[00:58:02] when we were looking at the lc 500 like for door like
[00:58:05] congratulations and they give him a gift bag yeah
[00:58:09] yeah so what's what's the future for uh
[00:58:13] for rcr well we want to get our podcast to stand on its own okay the youtube
[00:58:18] channel's doing fine so we're doing the inverse from that
[00:58:21] yeah we're trying to go youtube which we don't even know how to post on youtube
[00:58:25] i'm on fucking vimeo and i found out they're gonna throttle us and
[00:58:29] i'm i'm scared of youtube youtube that's the thing um
[00:58:33] youtube wants to be abc at eight p.m. that's what they want to be
[00:58:39] because that's what the advertising dollars are that's what we want to be
[00:58:42] prime time we want to turn at them and uh we want to have
[00:58:44] we want to have fucking odermay from the color purple on here
[00:58:47] and have adam be like so what kind of car do you drive yeah what kind of car
[00:58:50] because they're these guys they were lying about what kind of car you got
[00:58:53] and then and then we've shed ourselves of the instinct to be like hey odermay
[00:58:57] have you ever seen the bouyard video that's got no more of that yeah we can't
[00:59:01] talk about the bouyard video but we managed to do it once in episode
[00:59:05] yeah it's interesting because we get away with quite a bit
[00:59:08] on youtube but well we don't swear not really really swear and also i wonder
[00:59:13] to what extent anyone actually cares about the car realm of youtube
[00:59:18] yeah because a lot of the time it gives me or us like
[00:59:22] self editing or self censoring going going back like either taking
[00:59:28] something down and re-uploading something of just because
[00:59:31] we're preempting whatever youtube's going to do
[00:59:34] and so that goes that decision goes into everything that we do
[00:59:39] do you guys have beef with other channels no no
[00:59:43] and your fan base hasn't turned toxic no
[00:59:46] wow is there any toxic car fan base does anyone have anything
[00:59:51] remotely close to that? I think it's the p if there is a toxic thing
[00:59:56] it's the guys who put their instagram handle on their car
[01:00:00] or it's like they they change like they they tint their window on their
[01:00:07] on their s13 excuse me i'm being very specific let's just say
[01:00:10] scion frs um they'll tint their windows and put their
[01:00:14] instagram handle they'll like do a few things and then put the sticker built
[01:00:18] but not bought but that's just someone being young that's not
[01:00:22] toxic that's just that's like you know yeah exactly you're exactly
[01:00:26] right that's just a 16 year old retard that you know
[01:00:30] that does the same things every six years now i did the exact same thing i had a
[01:00:33] 2000 dodge neon that was my first car three speed
[01:00:38] automatic didn't even have overdrive i think final gear may it may have been an
[01:00:42] overdrive like a point nine ratio and and i just
[01:00:46] wanted like everything i did like trying to express like i got to be better
[01:00:52] than other people and i'm watching fast and furious and everything
[01:00:55] so so i put racings it was black on black
[01:00:58] and so i put silver racing stripes over the hood
[01:01:02] over the roof and down the trunk that i lined up with a ruler
[01:01:06] that wasn't enough this was the early 2000s so i needed to change my
[01:01:12] windshield washer nozzles so i changed them put ones with
[01:01:15] lights in them see that wasn't enough i that the car came with fog lights i
[01:01:20] need a second pair you put yellow lights in there make a
[01:01:22] look like piss turn them out yeah that's cool and have
[01:01:25] just pissed come on that'd be cool yeah like yeah like you're washing your
[01:01:31] windshield pee that they call me james piss yeah
[01:01:34] because i was like you know like james bond but yeah
[01:01:37] piss my car sprays you know james bond has oil
[01:01:42] mind sprays piss what if in the beginning of dr no
[01:01:45] like you had another camera and it's just below him and it's just shan
[01:01:48] connor's pants turning dark yeah there's no reference to it
[01:01:52] yeah he just pees his pants i love the idea of your courage
[01:01:56] i love the idea of shan connery pissing himself yeah it's very funny
[01:02:00] yeah it's a great image the funniest mentor movie like they just
[01:02:03] hand it's not referenced not addressed yeah yeah he's
[01:02:07] lee and lee and niecing does that a lot yeah it's just with the hand of his
[01:02:12] martini glass and it's just pissing himself out well
[01:02:15] we're gonna like spreading he comes out like what was the one where he comes out
[01:02:20] like i think she's she's the point he shoots somebody with the with the
[01:02:23] with the spear gun and then his board shorts just start turning dark again
[01:02:30] and then and then they have the cools after shan connery uh
[01:02:33] roger moor and they have to george lee's and it was roger moor and then
[01:02:39] shan connery came back for one and i think then
[01:02:42] george lee's and then dalton timothy dalton roger moor came
[01:02:46] i want to say roger moor came back for another one before maybe it was
[01:02:50] dalton was and he was only one right yeah last of me was just one is it her
[01:02:54] majesty her majesty research is not not a bad bond actually i was
[01:02:58] very good pretty good one that's pretty good bonds yeah
[01:03:01] adam what's your favorite bond film i don't know
[01:03:05] i mean i've seen most of them i'd say probably i like cuz cuz you know royale
[01:03:10] is really good it is pretty darn good it's really good
[01:03:12] the only weird thing like takes me out of it every single time is when he checks
[01:03:16] like his nokia yeah yeah with the very clearly early 2000s like gps
[01:03:21] i was like all right all right that's right it's a normal yeah
[01:03:24] yeah i liked i liked the last one i i thought i was touched by
[01:03:28] where bond dies yeah i thought it was beautiful
[01:03:31] he was a good man i like he just took so time
[01:03:34] he's a good man he's a good man he's a good man
[01:03:36] he's not done for the last three movies he's a good man
[01:03:39] he's a good man he wants nothing more than to not be james bond
[01:03:41] a more and then they're backing up the fucking freaks try to his
[01:03:44] yeah yeah come on i know it's like a fucks fucking fuck
[01:03:48] what am i having a but they just that those movies
[01:03:53] well i'd be weird to be a bond guy anymore yeah i mean that you got to be
[01:03:56] like a yeah i'm not really gonna be like an autistic indian guy to be like
[01:04:00] i like i love james bond for me james bond is like
[01:04:04] the show on to roger's like i don't try to see all of them but i just happen to
[01:04:08] have seen all of them it's a good casual i don't know if i don't even know if i've
[01:04:12] seen all you've seen every james bond movie i've seen almost everyone
[01:04:16] probably maybe not everyone now there's no no way i mean i guarantee i can't i
[01:04:20] think maybe i've seen one of the roger more james bond movie i've seen a bunch of
[01:04:23] none of the dulton i think i've seen i've seen at least one or two of the
[01:04:27] timothy dulton ones because i think you only did two when i was
[01:04:30] it yeah yeah that's when i was i love to be the one when i was then i've then i've
[01:04:33] seen all of the timothy dulton ones when i was a kid i did you know your teenager
[01:04:37] you you find you see the fucking pierce bros in james bond
[01:04:40] golden you see gold on yeah and then you're like this is
[01:04:44] awesome there's there's a video of these movies and then you'll like watch one
[01:04:48] old one and it's just like him doing paperwork yeah so
[01:04:52] some british woman with a dumb haircut answering phones for two hours and you're
[01:04:56] like what the fuck what the fuck is this and there's
[01:05:00] roger more one yeah a guy that's chinese quote unquote
[01:05:04] you know it's like just yeah he's got an aquarium and he's just being a creep
[01:05:08] yeah like wheat karate chops on each other japanese style suit
[01:05:13] with no lapel that goes up to the top yeah you know like this is bullshit so i
[01:05:17] sampled a couple of them i i think i watched a bunch of them yeah there's a
[01:05:20] teenager but yeah i don't know why dulton was like the first stop
[01:05:24] but that was living daylights right because that's my favorite bond
[01:05:26] and i want to say license to kill that sounds right i'm not entirely
[01:05:32] because i like i never saw but it's also a thing where
[01:05:35] timothy dulton also seemed at least in my estimation
[01:05:39] appear the most like a james bond yeah yeah of james bond
[01:05:44] in your mind yeah because they were just trying to undo the camp of uh
[01:05:48] roger roger more is that's that's i mean he's like austin powers yeah it is yeah
[01:05:53] it's just like this goofy nonsense right even in the first one they were
[01:05:57] trying to like um he was like oh the boss is gonna come and talk to you
[01:06:02] and he's like in the very first roger more when i forget which movie it is but
[01:06:06] he's like embarrassed that he has a woman over
[01:06:09] he's like trying to hide that it's there and like money penny covers for um
[01:06:13] to distract the boss so the girl can slip out it's like what
[01:06:16] yeah we're trying to and that's the weird thing about like bonds it's like
[01:06:21] they're trying to like undo whatever the last bond was
[01:06:25] essentially yeah and that's what's weird about him is that looking back on those
[01:06:28] older movies you kind of wonder how they ever got popular in the first place
[01:06:31] like how is he an enduring icon when it's mostly just a guy doing
[01:06:35] you know sort of be silly stunts that i guess he has he has pussy
[01:06:39] that we like that we like that he saves the world but he also gets
[01:06:43] pussy and we like compelling interviews and i feel like Adam has nailed it
[01:06:50] final thoughts i mean guys i really appreciate it
[01:06:53] thanks appreciate you guys coming on and i appreciate the fact
[01:06:57] talking to someone that just loves to talk about what they're into
[01:07:01] oh thanks you were saying earlier to us you're like that's why i want to talk to
[01:07:04] you guys about comedy but nik and i hate talking about comedy you know i was
[01:07:08] and then i was staying and i'm sorry this is a name drop
[01:07:12] yeah asking us about comedy is like if we ask you about fucking gopro's
[01:07:15] for like an hour but they would love it they'd be like this is the
[01:07:18] no you're right because gopro's a common it on what is
[01:07:21] comedy's just a tool it's a it's not even what's a good gopro
[01:07:25] ah whatever or what like like when people say what kind of car she
[01:07:30] could should i get in his toy of a coroll and stop bugging me
[01:07:34] like you're not going to take care of it you're not going to change the oil
[01:07:36] that's going to last the longest whatever and if you want to talk about like
[01:07:39] actually caring about something which we didn't even talk about your
[01:07:43] idea with your gx gs 470 we didn't go into that
[01:07:47] uh we didn't talk about the camaro was 675 lp or 575 lp and all that other stuff
[01:07:54] um gosh well i'm down to do this again any time guys yeah for sure so we're
[01:08:00] gonna really appreciate it we're gonna hit it here
[01:08:02] i'd and then and then maybe there'll be more content after this in a second
[01:08:07] who knows we'll see what Michelle's up to do she's
[01:08:10] seems like she's got uh the atom you want to say
[01:08:14] maybe uh just in case say goodbye to everybody i'm gonna say goodbye just in
[01:08:18] case uh there might be more content coming through we don't know if it's
[01:08:21] gonna be ready and if you want to and if you want to subscribe
[01:08:25] to our patreon patreon.com slash tafs that i'm free and then show
[01:08:30] we're going to be putting up video content
[01:08:33] weekly sometimes biweekly we got big plans and we are only a couple
[01:08:38] weeks maybe a month out from the actual first launch of the show maybe a
[01:08:44] month and a half potentially two months we are maybe we are we are
[01:08:49] two short months we're saying it's going to be a
[01:08:51] Halloween to remember because it will be guys get ready seriously you find out
[01:08:56] you are just weeks away from the launch and i know you guys are thinking this
[01:08:59] might be a prolonged bit we're gonna say it's not
[01:09:03] and you're gonna wonder is it a prolonged but but it's not a prolonged
[01:09:05] bit we're making a television show yeah we are making a television show
[01:09:10] we are there with us it's a lot of fucking work we didn't know we don't
[01:09:13] we are in overheads we don't know what we're doing don't get
[01:09:16] don't get all right all right they're on board all right thanks everybody