TAFS | Regular | 09/01/2022
[00:00:29] ladies and gentlemen it is the adam freeland show podcast welcome the
[00:00:34] podcast about the adam freeland show yes we are super fan
[00:00:38] so i'm going to be lunch and marm here make sure i don't get you're listening
[00:00:43] tell you and i'm your your host chris small dick
[00:00:47] uh... chris what do you say about the allegations that surface recently against
[00:00:55] what was i get jukes what was i accused of this time
[00:01:00] it was uh... forces it complaining that my girlfriend starfish is during sex
[00:01:05] you know that that's what he got the answer for the starfish he's like
[00:01:08] just put your arms and what's the last part i i i i i i i i actually i met i met
[00:01:12] that girl who was dating she was some like uh...
[00:01:15] like very beautiful girl like a model or something yeah streamer
[00:01:20] at the meltdown comical like ten years ago
[00:01:25] and that was a probably the height of chris hardwicks
[00:01:29] yeah yeah it was when it was when i was living in l.a. and there is that
[00:01:34] i wish there was a better word for it maybe i'll try to coin it right now
[00:01:38] and and now that it's it's far enough in the rear view the whole vibe is encapsulated
[00:01:49] like like earnest like not just nerd culture but that nerd culture that's like
[00:01:55] very highly compact as it is just nerd culture
[00:01:58] because it's like you forget that you forget eon or and nerds have always been
[00:02:01] and nerds have always been like the title
[00:02:04] dickhead that they always frame themselves is like
[00:02:07] you know this are whole thing it's like in high school they're like
[00:02:09] yeah well one day i'm gonna be a millionaire you're gonna be banging my
[00:02:12] groceries and it's like well what's wrong with people the bad groceries you
[00:02:20] was i even talking about revenge in the world where they are you guys back to
[00:02:24] revenge in the nerds like the whole thing with that movie is like are there
[00:02:29] but then that main guy and this is a trade
[00:02:31] observation yeah the main guy rapes a woman
[00:02:36] he does he's wearing the mask yet wearing the alien so he tricks a woman
[00:02:40] and right here's cock so he gets away with it he gets away with it so that's
[00:02:46] is it's always like seeped in this very seedy angry type of entitlement right
[00:02:51] that the people that are supposedly oppressing the nerves don't like
[00:02:57] calling a kid a fag for playing video games
[00:03:00] or shooting up your entire fucking school the new z and planting bombs in
[00:03:05] uh... might say the shooting of the shooting of the school
[00:03:09] so you'd like all of that all of that basically all of chris hardwicks thing
[00:03:19] is that women like if rape is good yet women are supposed to be yeah because
[00:03:24] women have committed the crime of fucking a guy who's popular in good at
[00:03:32] not only raped but then dying in a school shooting and being blown up in the
[00:03:37] there hasn't been enough celebration of school shooters as nerds yeah as
[00:03:42] being part of the culture yeah it's funny cuz like leon roger got framed as
[00:03:48] that was the mr a shooter where the sense of entitlement yeah that is true
[00:03:58] like dylan in the other guy eric are probably attractive guys that say
[00:04:02] it's not even that the women weren't fucking them it's that the women
[00:04:08] the people that are more sort of mainstream correct
[00:04:15] was mac marillon manson's music that led them to do it was yeah marillon manson
[00:04:26] he sucked me he sucked me and i told him not to be took his ribs out and
[00:04:35] lock it up there chowder head that's how marillon's and talks he does a little
[00:04:48] as we call his cock cuz it's filled with chowder
[00:04:58] on the mic yeah trying to explain the wind guard trying to reach over here to
[00:05:01] turn turn my levels down on the on on clipping a little up
[00:05:05] so it was a saying chris hardwick yeah that's what he got also what's the word
[00:05:09] for o starfish yeah i don't know i wish i was i wish i was a smarter guy so that
[00:05:14] because you know i came up with the term massaging all massaging war that
[00:05:17] and that became a real thing that became a real thing that was like
[00:05:20] it's funny i think people kind of like memory hole that that i was actually the
[00:05:27] and then like caught on and i just did it as a joke and then that
[00:05:46] who are the nerds yeah darthing is when you like you pretend to be the
[00:05:55] it's not just a problem from star wars is the force there's a lot of the idea
[00:06:02] perfity is a is probably the correct word for that but there was kind of like a
[00:06:06] tyranny of the nerd and comedy for a while yeah meltdown calm meltdown comics
[00:06:12] yeah the main the comedy like it's like it's like in dark night when the yeah
[00:06:16] when the the there's that populist they get everyone out of prison they set up
[00:06:22] yeah they're highly punitive and killing everybody for every reason yeah
[00:06:29] you know a lot of people said will say but nick are you a nerd no i'm a
[00:06:37] you're losing on the right which is not a thing the difference between that is
[00:06:45] loser rights there who doesn't exist i'm just a guy that sucks
[00:06:49] yet by himself that's not an identity in a way that you really can relate to
[00:06:53] it and you don't have a girl that's like yeah i'm actually like a total loser
[00:06:59] there's only a group said that you're not going to like
[00:07:08] is there an r slash loser it doesn't matter how much money i make i will always
[00:07:15] i've we were making more money now than ever still sleep
[00:07:19] half the nights on a sofa i know i still go to i go and the other half of
[00:07:22] nights on the news yesterday was like the first like quote unquote day off
[00:07:26] yeah i know i ain't an entire box of cereal and then
[00:07:29] i've i found out that they added wave race to the nintendo switch in audibly in
[00:07:45] do yourself make oh god relation to a 20 year old game i rented maybe five
[00:07:57] yeah no but what he got canceled by by that girl cloey
[00:08:01] he got me to early on yeah then the me to hardwick
[00:08:04] hardwick yeah and i gotta remember this before we get too far into this it
[00:08:08] blue chew is it to read this week because i accidentally fucked up and i did
[00:08:12] my bookie last week okay and not blue chew this week so maybe this week will do
[00:08:16] i'll just say my bookie again because technically they bought this week
[00:08:20] just to keep things so they got a free so they got a free free read last week
[00:08:26] yeah so what he got canceled for is he was like sending her he was like you need
[00:08:33] you know you got to make the pussy pop during fucking yeah so she's just kind
[00:08:37] of laying down she was laying down which is honestly
[00:08:40] honestly if he just sent her a text being like hey you know like
[00:08:44] i just you know do with you but if like maybe if you're like if there's something
[00:08:47] i could do that maybe like make you more into it or something
[00:08:50] uh-huh you know then it wouldn't have been as bad
[00:08:52] the fact that he used the term star fishing
[00:08:55] like he's he's on some forum yeah where he knows that where there's like guys
[00:09:00] of like they just starfish it's like a nerd term
[00:09:03] yeah i would assume like what you have to be googling it's not a cool thing to say
[00:09:06] well you have to be googling that's what it should be called her name was cloey
[00:09:09] dyke stroke let's just use let's i didn't want to say her name because i didn't
[00:09:12] want well it's in the new it's in the news but
[00:09:15] i didn't want to um uh what's it called uh
[00:09:21] no let's call it that let's call the nerd thing that let's just
[00:09:23] appropriate star fishing star fishing yeah
[00:09:26] mrs mrs. jaguar fishing and then i can piggyback on the success of my
[00:09:32] my last uh what's it called when you invent a word
[00:09:36] um i don't know i think inventing a word i don't know
[00:09:42] there's got to be a yeah a word for that
[00:09:51] lexigenesis the lexigenesis of of uh let's call it that it's called
[00:09:58] neologism neologism yeah it's a new speech utterance
[00:10:04] oh okay well let's forget that we're going to call it uh lexigenesis
[00:10:10] is what it's called that's okay so i'm neologizing
[00:10:13] the je neese i'm going to neologize lexigenesis
[00:10:16] so my lexigenetical uh uh utterance of mrs. jaguar has now been
[00:10:23] followed up you could call it my heat too yeah yeah
[00:10:26] is star wait i guess we're just now we're just changing the definition of a word
[00:10:32] yeah yeah star wars fishing star wars fishing
[00:10:36] death star fishing okay i kind of like darthi
[00:10:39] i think mrs. jaguar has just got a lot more
[00:10:42] a lot more magic it does yeah black girl magic black girl magic what happened
[00:10:47] to black girl magic did we find out that it was not real
[00:10:50] they got they got expelled from the hot wars i'll order you when you found out
[00:10:53] black girl magic isn't real um it was like a
[00:10:57] finding sand to close you know it doesn't exist i found out that this whole time
[00:11:03] my dad was doing black girl magic instead of uh
[00:11:09] all these black girls i don't know it was heartbreaking
[00:11:15] but i think what was i gonna say i don't fucking know yeah we're exhausted from
[00:11:20] the last episode but we're really happy right now i think we're happy no
[00:11:25] yeah i don't know if i'm happy i mean like i i do you want to have a real
[00:11:30] conversation about it no okay good it wasn't a conversation it was just
[00:11:35] kind of a statement because i was slow kind of riffing on something i
[00:11:40] just wanted to contextualize the situation right now
[00:11:44] for the audience our friends the audience
[00:11:49] um but yeah we're here at the studio in manhattan new york yeah i don't know
[00:11:54] happy is not a sustainable thing especially working on like anything
[00:11:58] creative especially with like videos like the the nice part about doing the
[00:12:01] podcast for the last six years is like when it sucks you could be like yeah
[00:12:05] it was just a conversation i didn't care it didn't matter yeah it didn't matter
[00:12:09] when you spend a lot of time making stuff and then it's like
[00:12:12] not how you wanted it to be yeah then uh it really makes me want to fucking
[00:12:16] kill myself i see what you're saying yeah the
[00:12:19] winds feel exhilarating like you're flying but the losses feel devastating
[00:12:24] nice thing about getting older it starts in your body your body gets older
[00:12:28] before your mind does i feel or starts getting like older i don't mean like
[00:12:31] aging but like you know joints start hurting and stuff like that but then
[00:12:36] it's like now i look like shit all the time and i feel like shit
[00:12:42] it's like there's a limited amount of time i might as well i've embarrassed
[00:12:46] myself so much in my life um in public yeah in public yeah i might as well just
[00:12:52] be like okay this is the best i can do and if it's
[00:12:54] fucking bad then well it's not it's the beginning of what you're gonna do
[00:12:59] whatever yeah i'm not looking to yeah we it's fine
[00:13:04] it's fine yeah yeah but uh but i know what you mean
[00:13:07] it's fun to make shit it's a lot of fun to make shit and then it's also very
[00:13:10] upsetting yeah it's kind of like you know what you know what
[00:13:14] the creative process is sort of like yeah is like
[00:13:18] you're looking at your own dick through magnifying glass
[00:13:21] and then the mag you get a little bit so excited and you're getting closer
[00:13:25] and closer and eventually you don't see the magnifying glass anymore and you're
[00:13:27] like do i have the biggest dick in the entire world
[00:13:31] and then you like go to show with the other people and they're like what are
[00:13:35] you talking about and you're like no but wait where did the magnifying
[00:13:38] glass go and it's gone yeah and the magnifying glass is gone yes and you
[00:13:43] have to find the next magnifying glass and that's next week's episode you have
[00:13:46] to invent the next magnifying glass yeah yeah
[00:13:50] and then you can pull the way your dick's not even hard yeah exactly you weren't
[00:13:57] it's so small it's small it doesn't work soft it's small it doesn't work it's
[00:14:02] unattractive it's bad look it looks bad even then it's bad looking on top of it
[00:14:09] oh man you said fuck it i'm just gonna spend i'm gonna spend 10,000
[00:14:13] dollars on props yeah yeah is that how much are we spent
[00:14:17] no no we've not a lot yeah you did buy a professional grade photo printer
[00:14:23] i did to make the book jacket which i'll tell you guys if you want to go to oh
[00:14:27] by the way i guess this comes out today we added a show in philadelphia
[00:14:31] sunday night because they were sold out so i'll be there sunday night
[00:14:35] i'm going to go home after this and do my best to write a new 30 minutes because
[00:14:41] i guess kyla has posted a lot of clips and so now almost my entire act is online
[00:14:49] yeah which is weird because i didn't there i had no material before those
[00:14:54] awesome shows i'm like oh fuck i gotta do so i gotta be on stage for now i gotta do
[00:14:57] something and you just came up i just sort of pulled it all out of my ass you kind
[00:15:00] of podcasted on stage i did and now that kind of so i gotta just start that over
[00:15:04] again but i gotta do it again so i'm going to try my best we'll try to
[00:15:08] have fun this if you it's going to be a workshop
[00:15:12] weekend hopefully i think by the end of the weekend you'll have something new
[00:15:16] hopefully yeah hopefully um also i will be in
[00:15:19] seattle september at 23rd porcelain september 24th
[00:15:23] los angeles september 30th october 1st you can get all those tickets at adamphieland.com
[00:15:29] slash tour also i'm selling shirts uh three new shirts coming out next week
[00:15:36] adamphieland.com slash shop thank you and then i might i might because i i'm
[00:15:42] still sitting on i saw have calm dot town and i also own adamphreadland.show and
[00:15:47] z adamphreadland.show nice so i might just point i'll either point those to the
[00:15:51] shop or to the patreon yeah nice uh the what was i gonna say
[00:15:57] oh yeah the book the book i i tried to i tried to do this i tried to like just
[00:16:02] give it away on patreon yeah and when i typed in giveaway book
[00:16:06] it's like pops up with this warning that it says it looks like you're trying to do
[00:16:08] a giveaway that's actually illegal what yeah because i guess technically
[00:16:13] it's like a form of gambling so there's like specific ways in which you can
[00:16:18] how do you do it then you it has to be open to everybody because i tried to set
[00:16:22] it just to like specific tiers um but uh but yeah it's like it either has to be
[00:16:28] open to the public it has to be like a contest
[00:16:30] i got to do a thing where it's like maybe well i i really don't like the idea
[00:16:35] of there's a lot of people who sent in unsolicited uh monologue jokes
[00:16:39] which like hey cool move yeah if it were 1943 yeah that's how you get a job in
[00:16:47] comedy yeah that's how you yeah you come that's how wouldy out a job in comedy
[00:16:50] that's literally what it jokes into the radio it's wild how the world used to
[00:16:54] work you used to be able to just move the new york from a cornfield
[00:16:57] and go like i top floor of the empire state building please
[00:17:01] yeah like i'd like to be the president of pan american airlines and like well
[00:17:05] we'll give you a shot yeah you 15 people died in a plane crash at
[00:17:10] idler wild airport last night looks like it's back za
[00:17:13] Iowa for new ceo johnny dinkle dopp yeah what's pan am going to do next i guess
[00:17:21] wait for the next retard to wander into the office well those guys like saw
[00:17:26] their their friends dying their arms in korea no not korea these are these are
[00:17:30] these are the last generation guys oh lost generation yeah these are award
[00:17:34] war one guys i love those guys they got yeah they they just sat in a trench
[00:17:38] being like killed by nerve gas they come home with just just that war is sucked
[00:17:44] then that had to have sucked dude like i you know what i you know what i
[00:17:48] couldn't deal with the world or one just the mud it's so boring all the mud
[00:17:53] alone you get trench foot yeah yeah your shoes suck you take even
[00:17:56] mud you're nor Belgian let's ignore the bullets
[00:18:00] yeah razor wire yeah yeah the constant shelling
[00:18:04] and the gas and it's got to be so boring those fucking trenches right yeah
[00:18:08] just sitting there overdosing on tennachton or whatever you have to fucking do
[00:18:12] to survive i couldn't do it oh my god yeah yeah what is which
[00:18:17] when i saw 1917 but uh i did yeah shot by i thought it was pretty good
[00:18:23] our friend deacon sue who did uh a lot of people i don't know if people
[00:18:27] recognize it that was him showing the the cold open yeah yeah
[00:18:31] yeah we're gonna do the next one as a continuous shot
[00:18:35] um it's so it's so funny it'll be a big it'll be a tracking shot i can't
[00:18:38] remember that started i think it started with birdman
[00:18:41] but there's been this thing recently where they're like it's all one
[00:18:43] continuous shot it's like well it's digitally stitched together which
[00:18:46] yeah it's a gimmick well it's not a gimmick it's just not a continuous shot
[00:18:50] no that's the magnifying glass there is one there's that russian
[00:18:54] movie or i don't know if it's right is it russian arc
[00:18:58] it's like two hours uh what's it called russian
[00:19:03] yeah it's funny to say that we're going to do a continuous shot where it's like
[00:19:07] i don't think i don't think our thing we could get through a single line of
[00:19:13] yeah russian arc yeah you didn't memorize a single line for that thing no no if it
[00:19:17] was honestly it was impressive a little uh pink behind the
[00:19:21] behind the curtain i was just on that phone call i was repeating
[00:19:32] dude it's so much fun it's so much fun to make shit
[00:19:35] yeah it was russian arc um it is so much fun to make shit
[00:19:40] and you have a great hour or two right after you've done it and you feel
[00:19:45] great i don't even get that like when i used to write no we were at the
[00:19:48] restaurant with Alex we were feeling good we were like stoked we're like we're
[00:19:52] making wasn't there one more thing to do though there was like there was yeah
[00:19:55] we felt like it was a win no but that was still in the process of doing it
[00:19:59] it's like i don't know like i used to have it all the time when i would like
[00:20:02] write like i you know when i just made all my money like
[00:20:05] yeah uh doing that like nicole stuff is you know we have days where it's like
[00:20:10] you do something and it would just click and i'd feel really good about it and i
[00:20:13] send it off and the instant like the instant i would walk around and be like
[00:20:17] new york in the fall yeah i was 25 and it's like yeah living in like
[00:20:22] you know it's squawing but you know i mean like that was the first time of my
[00:20:27] life where it was like i'm only i'm only doing the thing
[00:20:30] yeah like nothing else no day job nothing it's just the thing yeah
[00:20:34] and uh yeah i'd finish something and i'd go out and like yeah
[00:20:38] new york in the fall i'd sit with like a book in the park yeah and i really feel
[00:20:42] like i'm like i'm doing it you know and then
[00:20:46] then in your head it's like no you're not you suck you fucking faggot you made
[00:20:50] more than a fake article from a fake article that sucks and it's barely
[00:20:55] thought it was very funny and then you're like
[00:20:58] you feel worse you feel worse i mean i guess it is like drug addiction
[00:21:02] yeah no that's really how it feels like you know
[00:21:06] there there are times where i felt like i wanted to cry for our gay
[00:21:09] competition you want to cry all the time it's true
[00:21:13] i do want to cry all the time but it's just you get like you got
[00:21:17] so bit you get pissed you get it like happy it's fun
[00:21:21] i mean we're gonna like it's the the other thing that's kind of
[00:21:24] exciting about it is just like we're just starting you know like
[00:21:27] we're gonna do stuff that's actually good we're in our mid 30s
[00:21:31] we're just starting shooting stuff though we're in our mid 30s we did we're
[00:21:36] gassing ourselves in a friend uh one six minute video
[00:21:40] yeah making stuff is you know what it's like is it's uh yeah
[00:21:50] niggas i'm talking like i'm in the james camera and we're literally
[00:21:54] we're talking like we're fucking inside the actor studio yeah
[00:21:58] yeah it feels good though it does it does feel good it's truly magical
[00:22:03] no it's it's weird because it gives you kind of a perspective on how
[00:22:06] like people turn into rapists in the entertainment industry
[00:22:10] because you turn everything into this romantic process you're like
[00:22:14] no we're not i'm not i'm not you know fucking an actress at gunpoint
[00:22:19] it's it's part of my process it's yeah it's yeah we're artists or whatever
[00:22:24] artists we're we know that we have we know these film guys you know
[00:22:34] oh my god they were mean they were mean
[00:22:40] that's our friend it is our friend you shut up yeah you shut it up guys
[00:22:44] but you shouldn't it looks be clear we should have booked them you were like
[00:22:48] you were like let's have the land they call this show and i did say
[00:22:51] i don't know how that would go i will take ownership for that and i will say
[00:22:56] also that he has a lot of really funny things
[00:23:01] to talk about but he did not we did not get there so
[00:23:06] you know but that's on us that's on the uh that's on the broadcast
[00:23:09] that's on me while i bring my friends on and they carried the whole show
[00:23:14] who the cars yeah they did great yeah we had a good time with them
[00:23:21] uh sorry just got a text from who a girl not your girlfriend not my girlfriend
[00:23:29] a different girl a different girl no somebody want to be saying that on the
[00:23:32] show uh it is a friend of mine's girlfriend who
[00:23:36] wants to borrow the car it's actually my my girlfriend's brother's girlfriend
[00:23:41] whoo-ooh and watch something for me she wants to borrow my car
[00:23:45] it doesn't work my car which car the mercedes yeah it's done
[00:23:51] or the outie i'm not i don't know now is the lamborghini's still
[00:23:55] the lamborghini is still in the shop yeah it's been in the shop for nine months
[00:23:59] those things are so much expensive we got so so much uh
[00:24:03] so much money to maintain it yeah if you put you put 75,000 miles on it you
[00:24:07] didn't get a single oil change i know what do you think is going to happen
[00:24:11] it's a work of Italian art to have a lamborghini and there's just like
[00:24:15] like fucking like a big beauford wrapper crammed into the cup holders
[00:24:20] we're just like you strap things to the top with ratchet straps and stuff yeah
[00:24:24] like a cd case the doors don't you don't aren't working
[00:24:28] yeah no the lamborghini's are pretty fucking ugly if you ask me
[00:24:35] a man who could not afford one but anyway what were we saying
[00:24:44] um i don't know i guess we should uh i thought we came in hot on the
[00:24:50] chris hardwick stuff normally my youtube recommended videos big iron development
[00:25:00] u.s military rifle since 1776 i found their scam call center let's call them
[00:25:07] oh who watches the watchman oh i don't know
[00:25:12] why was the cult peacemaker so popular what's what was gun stuff
[00:25:17] why yeah why do you have so much gun stuff i don't know
[00:25:20] because you were looking for a gun um yeah i guess
[00:25:25] anyways let's see what's uh let's see what let's go to filmforum.com
[00:25:29] yeah let's see what's playing this is a this is a
[00:25:40] uh oh we got dr. strange love tonight we got
[00:25:45] the territory carnal knowledge you ever see this
[00:25:51] no it's all right it's mike nickels yeah
[00:25:56] carnal knowledge is part of that that will like uh jack nickelsson run in the
[00:25:59] early 70s king of marvin gardens five vz pieces
[00:26:03] oh it's like that one studio last detail bts that was that was the studio that
[00:26:09] made bts studio bts yeah they made uh what do you
[00:26:13] call it easy rider which sucks you know jack nickelsson is coming out of
[00:26:17] retirement to do a k-pop movie no he's not yeah i know
[00:26:23] it's a tragedy tmz tragic jack nickelsson's advanced Alzheimer's
[00:26:28] convinced him he's a k-pop he just has the
[00:26:32] fucking two-block haircut and he's like
[00:26:40] making up korean i heard a good hollywood rumor about mike nickels
[00:26:45] what now that we're in hollywood what on the set of catch 22
[00:26:51] every night he was in a he would have a triad sexual relationship
[00:26:56] with the japanese with the japanese mafia
[00:26:59] no no chinese are the triads triads yeah yeah
[00:27:03] um it's called up because each one of us our dick has three inches
[00:27:08] what's the guy's name and triad stands for the three inches of the dick
[00:27:12] the first inch the penetrator the second inch the support
[00:27:17] and the third inch the base and to three of those form the power of the
[00:27:23] chinese the triangle dick the chinese penis
[00:27:32] sorry gay actor um gay actor anthony what gay actor
[00:27:42] anthony what's his fucking name he's he's the less exciting one
[00:27:50] in the in the triad sexual triad now i'm saying i i'm saying a rumor and i'm
[00:27:55] forgetting the guys i want to say anthony edwards but it's not him
[00:27:59] um was the film catch 22 good i've never seen the film catch 22
[00:28:07] i read the book yeah um fuck what's his name
[00:28:12] anthony oh anthony perkins okay so it was mike nickels
[00:28:17] and he was fucking anthony perkins and then the third person
[00:28:20] in the gay sex triad was none other than mr art garf uncle
[00:28:26] wow yeah i heard i heard a rumor that art garf uncle used to take his hair
[00:28:34] that was a thing like bunching up on the top of his head and trying to get all
[00:28:38] of his hair in the oldest person that's what he's got a lot of hair that
[00:28:41] guy yeah have you seen bad timing no the nicholas
[00:28:45] rogue film uh with art garf uncle uh he rapes a bitch
[00:28:49] does he yeah he rapes a bitch with that movie
[00:28:51] maybe we should go to craigslist what were we trying to find the c r t tv
[00:28:56] no i'm gonna buy that on amazon rv's plus camp i love spending money on the
[00:29:02] show yeah i love not making anybody from the show
[00:29:05] honestly yeah it should just say it's kind of very liberating we should
[00:29:08] figure out a budget so that all of the money is spent and we get like
[00:29:12] i don't know what enough to cover rent and stuff the show only gives us five
[00:29:16] grand each yeah and then uh and then the rest of
[00:29:21] it all just goes to props yeah expensive props and sets
[00:29:25] yeah penthouse apartments i'm trying to have sets
[00:29:30] three hours at a penthouse apartment damn bro i'm trying to have sets for you
[00:29:34] you're trying to find an rv right now i was like i i'm i'm on the show i'm
[00:29:38] on the show i'm on the show like mobile home kick i want to i want to
[00:29:41] want to full mobile home why don't you just get a sprinter
[00:29:44] that's what people do no i'm not trying to be like a gabby petito
[00:29:47] van life kind of woman i kept cracking myself up like a month ago i kept
[00:29:52] going around like it's in uh van life boop you homeless
[00:29:59] talking about van life talking about van like boop you homeless
[00:30:04] um in my apartment saying oh you should get an airstream
[00:30:07] i don't know the airstreams are gay they're hipster no i want like an actual
[00:30:11] trailer and get a little place get some land in the
[00:30:14] pokanos oh because you were talking about having a trailer in the last
[00:30:17] episode yeah why don't we like a mobile home
[00:30:21] like what why do you build a house that would be fun to build a house i don't
[00:30:25] want to learn how to do it i don't want to build a house that's like way too
[00:30:28] much work you you were you can buy a house that has
[00:30:32] land this is cool just cut camo trailer with shark teeth
[00:30:37] oh yeah it's like uh bape it's got like bape stuff on it
[00:30:41] this is camo wait what is it from i don't know
[00:30:45] no it's got like the bit that this is like uh oh that's like a specific thing
[00:30:49] yeah it's like uh bape hoodies but the camo is made out of puzzle pieces
[00:30:55] i think regular camo just looks like that doesn't it
[00:30:58] i don't know it's kind of tight though it's all puzzle stuff
[00:31:01] yeah yeah no i need uh i want like uh yeah let me see if i can find
[00:31:08] find like a good example of uh what do you talk for a second while i scroll
[00:31:14] yeah well i'm just looking at all these mobile homes we're trying to buy
[00:31:17] yeah like something like that's nice yeah in the florida keys yeah
[00:31:22] dude that's what you should do yeah 50 gs yeah
[00:31:28] yeah you don't even need a fucking mortgage for that
[00:31:32] it's like it says perfect for docking i could have my friends over
[00:31:38] just doing it in the front lawn i'm showing them the ad i'm like right here
[00:31:42] pal so you can fuck off and show the cops to fuck off
[00:31:45] i think is inside of your Dominican Francic
[00:31:49] it's right here in the list so if you have a problem with it
[00:31:52] you can give me my fucking $52,000 back plus interest
[00:31:57] i was looking specifically for a beautiful mobile home in front of the
[00:32:01] water inlet perfect for docking that's what it says
[00:32:06] dude have you been to the florida keys? no never
[00:32:10] it looks kind of cool we should go we know we're uh hemmingway lift key west
[00:32:14] yeah yeah you had a bunch of cats yeah i'm gonna start with that sprinter van
[00:32:19] let me see the inside one this one yeah let me see the inside
[00:32:21] sprinter van first of all this is $125,000
[00:32:24] oh it's fun no it's not i don't like this it looks nice
[00:32:28] there's all wood no the sprinter sprinter van camping is for
[00:32:32] fucking assholes but you can go to music festivals
[00:32:35] honestly it's like uh brian laundry doesn't get enough
[00:32:38] fucking uh credit for really putting an end to that bullshit
[00:32:43] yeah yeah he really killed that he killed the vibe
[00:32:45] he in the minute fucking gabby patito's life slipped out of her body
[00:32:50] so went the way of van life yeah and uh van life influence
[00:32:54] honestly thank god for that that young girl an angel
[00:32:58] making the ultimate sacrifice so people stop doing this she had to do what she
[00:33:01] had to do yeah this doesn't i don't fuck with this at all
[00:33:05] i think all the wood and stuff looks nice yeah but it's like you're living in a
[00:33:09] fucking van like why would you get it you're not living in it you're taking
[00:33:13] it on the road yeah i mean no you go see america's
[00:33:18] national parks yeah you go kill your girlfriend see this is all right look this
[00:33:22] already has the guts in there it's already planned out there's a
[00:33:25] twenty thousand dollars for a school bus that'll run for fucking ever
[00:33:29] that's cool honestly that's that's really tight that's how you do it should we
[00:33:32] drive up to grandage connecticut right now and get that
[00:33:36] um no this is what i was actually looking for years ago back before
[00:33:40] like a john madden before somebody put the kibosh on my big plans for the show
[00:33:50] yeah you were really invested in that nick wanted to get a place in like
[00:33:55] parkin and bushwick that had a dc like a dc outlet like to move to move the show
[00:34:03] into yeah instead of getting a studio or an a c outlet and we have a mobile let me
[00:34:08] just take the show on the road yeah like john madden yeah that would be great
[00:34:12] yeah we could do it like yeah like college game day on espa
[00:34:15] great dude we would add a good time if you got we've tried all the different
[00:34:18] barbecue restaurants in the country that would have been cool i know somebody
[00:34:22] couldn't complain about that you know if we've done that if we turned into a
[00:34:25] barbecue tour but no no compromise allowed
[00:34:35] an rv for a friend's bachelor party a couple years ago and it was so fun
[00:34:41] brought to you by blue chu chu dot com if guys if you love sex
[00:34:45] you know if you like sex you'll love blue chu dot com one of the best
[00:34:50] websites for sex lovers yeah here's look at this guy
[00:34:54] he likes great he looks really happy to not have his dick work you know what
[00:34:58] i like about him you can't tell if he's a democrat or a republican yes
[00:35:01] yeah you put that before i'm not even really sure what you mean
[00:35:04] i know every time i see that guy that's what i think
[00:35:07] no because it's like every male pharmaceutical ad that's kind of the
[00:35:10] vibe right they have to cast an actor they can
[00:35:13] like they can like kind of speak to everyone right yeah
[00:35:17] that guy's handsome but he's over-soured and he just got a little bit of salt and
[00:35:20] pepper in the beard yeah you know you don't even know if he's gay or
[00:35:24] straight look at this that can be a gay man there's
[00:35:26] hair all over his shirt really yeah there's like lint and hair all over his
[00:35:31] shirt it looks like it's on my computer screen but it's actually
[00:35:34] zoom in on them yeah why you can't you can't
[00:35:37] as set as the background image let's go to look we'll go to web inspector real
[00:35:47] what is this all right what how do you do this you found the code
[00:35:52] yeah for this website so far you just you open web inspector and you can really
[00:35:59] wow you're good at computers bro yeah dude there you go there it is
[00:36:05] um open a new window there we go now we consume it
[00:36:16] well he has one piece of hair on his shirt there's lint here there's lint here
[00:36:21] this is unacceptable well no this is what ever since you became an o-tour Nick
[00:36:25] yeah ever since you became an o-tour your standards have gone through the roof
[00:36:35] honestly looks bad now that i'm zoomed in i don't like the hair on the back of his
[00:36:41] head i don't have zoomed this is a bad choice this should have been gray
[00:36:43] that they should have chosen the gray one look their product just bleeds into this
[00:36:47] guy yeah and what are you trying to say with that
[00:36:51] yeah all right well we'll talk to the admire so
[00:36:54] yeah well what we're going to do the website isn't sure this is more of a
[00:37:01] our we're going to start we're going to start once we get the set gets in here
[00:37:05] built we got the top show going yeah we have supplementary video
[00:37:08] content here and there we're going to turn this also into a full service
[00:37:13] mad men ass fucking at it at agency plus production house yeah so i'm going to
[00:37:18] go to blue show be like look i need twenty million dollars to shoot the
[00:37:22] best advertisement the best one that's ever been done yeah
[00:37:26] you're gonna want to buy it super bowl at a time it's going to be an event yeah
[00:37:31] it's going to be like a moment we're getting evil can evil son to jump the
[00:37:34] grand canyon he pulls his dick out halfway through the air it's hard and it's
[00:37:38] hard he says he pops the shoe yeah he goes down the ramp
[00:37:42] and then a plane yeah a plane does a loop around the motorcycle
[00:37:47] and then with sky riding it says blue chew dot com
[00:37:51] and you played during the super bowl guys uh if they got three different
[00:37:56] options now blue joo dot com they have still dennifil which is the active
[00:38:00] ingredient by agra to dalifil which is the active ingredient seales and
[00:38:04] vardinafil which is the active ingredient in levitra and
[00:38:09] what there's another one stanax staxon staxon
[00:38:15] staxon so dana phil viagra to dalifil seales for dennifil
[00:38:20] levitra and staxon that's dead that's like if the
[00:38:24] fucking the snow whiteness seven doors roll black ladies
[00:38:27] yeah that's true yeah levitra come here yeah
[00:38:31] oh levitra you're the hungry one ain't you oh vagrant oh that's the
[00:38:34] alice that's the i'm the one it's i'm the one that's
[00:38:42] um all right so what else guys so basically this is what you do you go to
[00:38:48] bluetooth.com you talk to one of their licensed medical providers
[00:38:51] they subscribe you the shit and you get it sent to your home into
[00:38:56] street packaging no visits to the doctor no visits the fucking uh
[00:39:01] pharmacy everything is shipped to you into street packaging
[00:39:06] and they have plans starting at twenty dollars a month here's the deal guys
[00:39:09] you put in promo code come town come town 20 right
[00:39:12] what are you putting on their website are you hacking them right now
[00:39:23] damn oh yeah we're gonna do it this way
[00:39:28] okay and then wow nick you're hacking them we're gonna get in trouble bro
[00:39:34] running in trouble very cool very cool very cool
[00:39:40] very cool big guy mick has changed the copy on the bluetooth website to
[00:39:44] instead of saying have have better sex it says
[00:39:47] now have gay sex anyway you go to bluetooth.com if you put in promo code
[00:39:52] come town or come town 20 you get your first
[00:39:55] month free all you have to do is pay five dollars for shipping
[00:39:59] that's bluetooth.com promo code come town or come town 20 whatever the
[00:40:02] fuck it is guys get your fucking dicks hard
[00:40:06] you're gonna you're gonna enjoy it and your partner's gonna enjoy it to
[00:40:11] um and what do you do to their website though
[00:40:15] we're hacking dude you're hacking we're hacking
[00:40:21] there we go have gay sex yeah discover your options to the
[00:40:29] wow guys don't tell them that nick changed their websites
[00:40:33] mm-hmm anyway let's get back to the show
[00:40:42] how about that oh yeah also you want to check out to the
[00:40:46] show my bookie dot ag and use promo code come town or come town 20 by the way
[00:40:50] i think you just said that did you yes i did
[00:40:52] um yeah back to show my bookie dot ag sorry to do sorry to do so many reads
[00:40:56] this time folks but uh we fucked up last week
[00:41:00] yeah that's our bad my bookie dot ag we did the read last week check it out
[00:41:05] they got some event that they're trying to fucking promote
[00:41:08] i forget what it is and uh yeah we'll have you know do that
[00:41:14] man i really got to take a big fucking shit i think i'm finally like
[00:41:19] like your system is adjusted to being vegan yeah
[00:41:24] i still have to go get like blood work done and then if if everything's okay
[00:41:28] because i would say this there have been a couple of people
[00:41:32] also i should say that i'm not off the wagon in case yeah yeah it would be
[00:41:36] in they just uh i hopefully i don't didn't inspire anyone to be like i guess i
[00:41:40] can start drinking again too don't do that uh-huh but with a vegan
[00:41:45] shit i've been cheating i started taking fish oil again
[00:41:47] okay yeah that's i don't know mega three yeah i don't really trust a vegan
[00:41:52] fish oil from what i've read about like the bioavailability of it
[00:41:56] doesn't sound very good yeah i also have had like a lot of brain fog and stuff
[00:41:59] and i just i'm not like feeling good can you feel better from it
[00:42:02] i do i might i might just start eating fish you should be a pescatarian dude
[00:42:06] yeah it's just it's expensive fish yeah eat fish every further way i use
[00:42:11] chicken i mean i guess i don't need that much maybe i'll
[00:42:14] maybe i'll do like two pieces of you do cans of tuna that's you want to avoid
[00:42:18] tunas you want to i think you want to avoid like the apex predators
[00:42:21] because they have more mercury in them it's tuna and apex predator yeah it's
[00:42:26] like big ass fish yeah big fucking fish you don't think because they come in
[00:42:28] the little cans but i don't know yeah i know we mean
[00:42:32] no no literally yeah the first time i saw a tuna i was like what the
[00:42:36] fuck i thought it comes in a can yeah have you ever had the
[00:42:39] shit the tuna really as a kid they'd be like oh this one's dolphin free
[00:42:43] yeah and you're like how do you accidentally
[00:42:45] put a dolphin in there you know just maybe like stuff yeah if you got like a
[00:42:49] hamburger and you're like and guess what it doesn't have any rhinos in it
[00:42:57] tonino uh it's like it's mad good they're really expensive no a lot of
[00:43:04] sorry they sell them at the market by my sardines
[00:43:07] shrimp dollars mackerel sardines shrimp mackerel yeah yeah
[00:43:13] like anything that you could have like uh you could eat the entire thing at
[00:43:17] once yeah it's apparently pretty good for you yeah i'll go get blood work done
[00:43:20] before i introduce anything and see because i'd say it's like
[00:43:23] i'd have no idea why i'm vegan it literally was just uh
[00:43:27] i've been trying to think about that i try to at this point i just see my
[00:43:31] i try to like look at my behavior as another sensory input itself
[00:43:36] yeah because i don't feel like i have any agency i don't know why i do any of
[00:43:40] the things that i do so i look at the way i act
[00:43:43] yeah and uh you know the things i say as just uh like smells i'm
[00:43:49] experiencing or things i can hear yeah you know because it's like
[00:43:53] why why would i be a vegan and i'd honestly i have no idea
[00:43:57] and it's because i'm just i thought you saw a documentary i did see a documentary
[00:44:00] but the documentary started after as i was in chicago and me and
[00:44:04] mike raseen went to sweet green like two days in a row
[00:44:07] and i was really like damn i feel good why don't i just eat fucking
[00:44:11] vegetables and why don't i change my entire lifestyle yeah exactly yeah
[00:44:15] yeah it seems maybe a little impulse when i saw yeah i don't really like lift
[00:44:18] weights anymore so i don't need like protein yeah
[00:44:21] yeah um you do but you do need protein though
[00:44:26] you do but you can get a lot of it from like beans and tofu and shit yeah
[00:44:30] but i you know i have no fucking idea um what else isn't the news what's going
[00:44:36] on um chipotle is is they got a new chicken well
[00:44:40] they got a that they're no spanish allowed anymore
[00:44:43] that's how you have to order an english yeah it's kind of weird the bold move for
[00:44:48] them and trying to clean up their image i guess yeah i don't like that yeah
[00:44:52] yeah i think it's because uh you know a lot of people are afraid because they
[00:44:56] a lot of gang banger type elements cholidas i like when people talk about
[00:45:01] banging like in reference to them being in gangs yeah
[00:45:05] i think that's a new york day no i think it's like a so cal thing like mexican
[00:45:15] um so what else is up i forgot i wanted to talk about something but i totally
[00:45:21] forgot about it it's okay you can take your time and think about it
[00:45:36] you forget you don't want to give it a oh apparently uh the new
[00:45:40] maryland minrow movie is uh has an nc 17 rating
[00:45:47] um why i don't know they show her penis
[00:45:52] it's your cock full frontal yeah apparently they should do they should do
[00:45:57] that like you know the the gif of uh wolf rain dropping the towel
[00:46:03] uh yeah yeah and he's got that big swinging cock yeah that but it's
[00:46:07] maryland we're all with the over the vent yeah yeah and it says next to it a
[00:46:12] well-behaved woman is is rarely makes history well-behaved woman is rarely a
[00:46:19] women who are actually women rarely make history exactly yeah
[00:46:24] a well-behaved woman oh well well-behaved
[00:46:29] bitch yeah uh what else is going on what do you
[00:46:32] got going on in your life Adam nothing much dude you're a big weekend plans
[00:46:39] i'm a one uh no i i well i can't say because maybe it has something to do
[00:46:44] with the show so i can't talk about that but no i mean my
[00:46:49] girlfriend's coming back to my that's basically how about you you're
[00:46:52] gonna filly i will be in field you're going to racine uh yeah racine's coming
[00:46:56] down do you want to go on monday to what to
[00:46:59] south hampton south hampton yeah oh for at ten don'ts house yeah
[00:47:04] maybe i could do that i'll post his address on the patreon for the if you
[00:47:11] have the twenty five dollars here we will be sharing ten don'ts
[00:47:16] uh address for his hampton's home i think he has like seven homes though
[00:47:22] ten yeah yeah fifteen homes we got to get to that level
[00:47:27] we have to get to ten level we got to we do we do have guys if you don't mind
[00:47:32] we got big plans for the adam freeland show yeah
[00:47:36] but it really does it does cost a lot of fucking money doing anything costs a
[00:47:41] lot of money yes yeah we didn't really know
[00:47:44] i think um it's we've made a lot of claims
[00:47:49] publicly yeah that we thought oh we'll just figure that out right yeah
[00:47:55] then you need like a curtain and it's like fucking ten thousand dollars
[00:47:58] yeah yeah i understand that's why i guess it's because the whole
[00:48:02] the whole like the whole you know all production is just built on like
[00:48:06] some guy with billions of dollars from you know he's like
[00:48:10] right his hapsburg family money the studios have a ton of money i want to
[00:48:14] make the gash movie of all time right and then this yeah just blows
[00:48:18] yeah you know that's what harret used it that's what james cameron does
[00:48:23] yeah i mean i don't know if his money his movies make a lot of money
[00:48:27] they do but yeah on the bottom of every plate in titanic
[00:48:31] yeah it's an hms titanic or something i guess the woody allen model of making
[00:48:37] a movie where you shoot the entire thing in a day
[00:48:40] yeah and then you add it and then you just start making the next movie and you do
[00:48:44] it for 50 years your movie costs you're movie costs 50,000
[00:48:47] dollars to make yeah and you get you get you get the most
[00:48:52] famous actors in the world yeah to work for nothing because they don't have to
[00:48:59] ever do more than one take yeah and they do you know they have
[00:49:02] conversations about going to bed with with a different woman
[00:49:07] i'm thinking about going to bed with her i think i might
[00:49:11] go to bed right now fucking you know i'm fucking exhausted too
[00:49:14] yeah and this time it's not because of work i'm back they're just being lazy
[00:49:18] that's the other thing we had one day off yes one day off and i'm like
[00:49:22] fuck dude yes it was awesome i'm trying to go play wave race
[00:49:27] we've been working seven days a week follow that dolphin yeah
[00:49:33] i don't even know what wave race is there's a Nintendo 64 jet ski racing game
[00:49:38] that's pretty cool yeah but they also had a stunt mode where you do backflips and
[00:49:42] stuff and you try to i prefer that oh you like freestyle yeah i like freestyle
[00:49:46] dude that is your kind of vibe yeah yeah you're right
[00:49:54] yeah i'm fine i'm Chipotle for lunch you've been going to Chipotle too much
[00:49:57] i love it i'm kind of worried about it why i don't know man it doesn't seem like
[00:50:02] it's good for you look at me dude yeah you've seen my
[00:50:05] body here we go i need the calories linden herst
[00:50:10] where's that new jersey yeah that's weird they have a mobile home and they're like
[00:50:14] i'm gonna park it in the fucking middle of new jersey
[00:50:18] me and my boys on my at my friend's bachelor party we got a
[00:50:22] an RV and it was i guess no linden herst is long island long island and then we
[00:50:26] drove to we drove to cape cod it was a really
[00:50:29] fucking fun week and what was this it's like tooth no more than that like three
[00:50:34] or four summers ago you gotta honestly you went to why did i hear about this
[00:50:38] i did i told you about it that was um this is the first time i'm hearing about
[00:50:42] we did uh we did acid look this one comes with a fat one
[00:50:46] and uh this one has it's just she's sleeping there
[00:50:51] just big bitch living in this fucking van yo can you email them say this is so
[00:50:56] funny can i get that big bitch this is hilarious to have a book shelf in the
[00:51:03] yes i'm a i'm an intellectual wow look she's got her uh
[00:51:08] her casio keyboard on the wall that's cool though i like that being able to
[00:51:12] just go play music take your van somewhere and go play music
[00:51:15] that's kind of nice that's a great uh move the only reason i'm telling this is
[00:51:20] because i am transitioning to an apartment that's a funny way to say that
[00:51:24] the lady i lived full time out of this bus for over a year and did two cross
[00:51:27] country road trips i renovated the bus myself so i'll be able to answer any
[00:51:31] questions you may have i was hoping there'd be something
[00:51:38] that's a funny way to that's a funny way to do a show
[00:51:41] oh i thought there was gonna be something funny in here
[00:51:44] nevermind sorry everyone sorry we'll find another we'll find a different
[00:51:48] listening see we'll find a better one here we go
[00:51:50] winabago vista i bet this is hilarious this winabago has been family owned for
[00:51:55] the past five years ha ha ha yeah she has her family she has been
[00:51:59] professionally maintained and runs great oh she
[00:52:02] yeah she's such a girl it's a curly f*** why did you f*** the van
[00:52:07] or car truck did you f*** it yeah i guess yes sir
[00:52:12] mr did you f*** it um yeah like a van or like a bus or a boat or something and
[00:52:18] i just want like you know what would be really cool is a hot air balloon with
[00:52:21] an RV attached to the bottom of flying RV that's basically what i want
[00:52:28] who would you be the best there's no there's like battery operated
[00:52:32] there's like electric i forget the name they're like e v to l's
[00:52:36] no yeah these things this is the future
[00:52:41] um for rich people is these like gyrocopters
[00:52:46] they're like battery operated whoa yeah like flying cars basically
[00:52:50] whoa yeah those are so sick yeah i know this is
[00:52:56] awesome how could we get one i don't know but in 20 years this is how the rich
[00:52:59] people are just going to get around wow yeah what's cool though is their
[00:53:04] battery operated so like if you just like f*** up or
[00:53:07] there's something wrong with the battery these turbines these blades just turn
[00:53:11] off and they die and then you like and then you just yeah you
[00:53:15] eject you use you eject and parachute on the
[00:53:18] fifth avenue is your helicopter kills a bunch of people in
[00:53:28] evl ev to l crashworthiness workshop oh here we go
[00:53:40] anyways we got to find something else to talk about for about 10 minutes
[00:53:44] we're about 10 more minutes we got to power through um
[00:53:46] then you can go you know what i'm showing tonight huh
[00:53:49] yeah go to the new york post new york post okay um also you guys i would be in
[00:53:54] indianapolis it's so funny we have to remember how to
[00:53:56] next week we already canceled the sunday
[00:53:58] show uh because i need to be back here to work on this so it's just
[00:54:03] friday saturday now but um all of the shows might get
[00:54:07] canceled because i guess that's like uh it's kind of a repeat of buffalo it's
[00:54:10] just not not a particularly hot market um i'm
[00:54:14] gonna say in general but most likely it's just because of who i am
[00:54:17] uh yeah you're not you're not famous enough split hits the fans the reactions
[00:54:22] so leah's breakup with this 25 old girl 25 old
[00:54:27] your old gal palerin uh they're hilarious
[00:54:32] let's read some of these hilarious reactions uh
[00:54:36] is this on wikopee or on um it's twitter the news now is just like uh
[00:54:41] something happened and people on twitter are saying things that i'm supposed to
[00:54:45] come up with have you been in one of those articles before
[00:54:48] i've been in a couple of them there was a guy named rob feed that you should do
[00:54:51] like there was that was a good thing that was annoying when i was younger and i was
[00:54:54] on twitter as i get tweet stuff and then somebody'd be like
[00:54:57] hey i included your tweet in my article that i got paid for and it's like
[00:55:00] it's like no copy on it or anything yeah when you copy pasted my tweet yeah
[00:55:06] they just would post your tweet and then they'd be like can you retweet this
[00:55:10] like no why would i retweet who's he just like a
[00:55:15] buzzfeed guy he seemed like a nice guy but yeah i mean
[00:55:18] he i just remember he would do that all the time you know you you know who did
[00:55:21] that to me eve pauser what she put you in my seat working
[00:55:25] cosmo before she she decided to try and leapfrog her
[00:55:29] way into the chaposphere by trying to cancel her
[00:55:32] uh she just turned into you know like some she was always just a kind of a
[00:55:35] careerist so i think she has a desert new york times job now she did
[00:55:39] as in the new york times though yeah she did that thing with very uh
[00:55:43] very wise yeah berry vice body vice it's so funny to have like
[00:55:48] just a daughter and you're like let's just she's gonna be fat let's just call her
[00:55:51] berry she's gonna be a big fat she's gonna be a little
[00:55:55] she'll be a giant fat little a little pale blueberry
[00:55:58] bitch let's go ahead and just call her berry is berry fat she's kind of just
[00:56:03] brown maybe yeah you well you know what i mean like
[00:56:05] she stands there she's like she's built like bob hossett
[00:56:15] i guess you're gonna she kind of looks okay there
[00:56:18] oh really no that clicked you know she looks like she looks like that lady in
[00:56:21] the van yeah a little bit yeah i guess she's not
[00:56:25] as you know i've only seen her face she is very
[00:56:27] circular she has kind of a round face but i guess
[00:56:30] yeah kind of normal looking person yeah
[00:56:34] she's putting her feet on bill mars caulk in this picture that's why she looks
[00:56:38] like that she's giving him a foot job yeah
[00:56:41] wow but i don't know i this conversation looks
[00:56:45] hilarious what's about anti-racism yeah
[00:56:50] glen lorry and berry rice yeah how about berry rice yeah
[00:56:58] berry rice and she's a chinese how about blue berry wise
[00:57:04] she broke the rules and wonk is factory
[00:57:10] i could picture her very easily like uh very wise to jnf audience has our luck
[00:57:15] run out as american jews well adam has it uh i think
[00:57:20] we're we're still quite lucky uh huh yeah i don't think our luck is run out
[00:57:26] yeah berry wise wondered if the era of jewish security in america was a blip
[00:57:30] on history's radar screen that will soon disappear
[00:57:36] when she's trying to say the jews aren't rich anymore what do they think is going
[00:57:39] to happen like do they think do they think that there's going to be like a
[00:57:43] holocaust like that anyone would be able to make a
[00:57:46] holocaust a lot of jews are like that they were like if the holocaust
[00:57:49] started and they'd be like of course i have been waiting for it
[00:57:54] yeah yeah of course oh today's the day yeah most certainly
[00:58:05] you can say do a couple more of those voice games oh uh yeah of course today
[00:58:12] oh i've been ready we've been expecting this i think this is from right after
[00:58:16] this article is from right after remember that shooting at the synagogue
[00:58:20] oh yeah we were in australia at the time yeah yeah yeah that was fucking annoying
[00:58:25] mm-hmm because it was like see it's like see what see what yeah pitchberg sucks
[00:58:34] i don't know yeah that sounds like a pitchberg problem it sounds like a pitch
[00:58:38] berg problem yeah most definitely uh huh damn i really
[00:58:42] want one of these ev to else can you imagine me showing up in the office
[00:58:45] somebody's landing on the on the seat on the roof yeah well they used to have
[00:58:51] there was in up until the 1970s there used to be uh
[00:58:54] actually the old uh the old pan and building or whatever what's that what's
[00:58:58] a the met life building met life building yeah they used to fly
[00:59:01] you used to go there and it was like 15 bucks and you could go to jfk on a
[00:59:05] helicopter from what yeah for 15 bucks yeah you made that
[00:59:11] no i'm serious it was the 70s to adjust for inflation it's like 125 bucks
[00:59:15] that's amazing yeah that's like what blade blade cost that much
[00:59:19] it's 125 to jfk from the city it's not a lot at all
[00:59:23] really they had them on uber blade yeah yeah i want to get i want to ride a
[00:59:29] helicopter in one of those i told you we're gonna do i'm gonna get my
[00:59:31] chopper license that'd be sick dude yeah i think i'm
[00:59:34] coming to call me the chopper bird dog shit bird
[00:59:38] chap at chap at the top of the black guy dog bird
[00:59:42] that's it i'm dog bird dog bird dog bird the moll dog bird
[00:59:47] and i get a little hui i find some vietnam era hui and i spray paint
[00:59:51] charlie don't surf on it and i fly that's pretty cool i do runs from here to
[00:59:55] out of wild i insist on calling it out of wild
[00:59:58] what is that that's in long island it's what jfk used to be called oh really
[01:00:02] until jfk got murdered oh i didn't know that
[01:00:07] yeah that's pretty tight i even know it from the Simpsons
[01:00:11] i hate that airport jfk really saw it's a fascist airport it sucks
[01:00:16] yeah the tsa there is worse for some reason
[01:00:19] the guardi has real hands off the guardi of day like encouraged shoplifting
[01:00:24] yeah yeah they just don't have a subway there
[01:00:26] yeah that's a really problem and that's that's the uh
[01:00:31] new york airport segment folks um well hopefully you enjoyed the conversation
[01:00:37] about chris hardwick at the beginning um we got a lot of big stuff planned for
[01:00:43] the guys we have a lot of big stuff if you want you having to be working on
[01:00:46] it this weekend while nick is going yeah you go ahead and and check out patreon.com
[01:00:51] slash tafs or i i think patreon.com slash the adam freeland show or still patreon.com
[01:00:58] slash come town to check out what we did this weekend
[01:01:01] and we got big things planned um it's just a matter of
[01:01:06] time it's just just finding the time to get all this shit done yeah we have
[01:01:11] something uh someone coming at yeah or today to do
[01:01:15] something to do yeah we got in the studio in fact we have
[01:01:18] someone coming today even to do stuff um and then but yeah find the time to do
[01:01:23] this and then also to go out on the road to do stand up
[01:01:27] because with the money we're spending we don't have
[01:01:31] income outside of stand up anymore uh all right