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[00:00:39] Welcome to the Adam Freelancho, the Monday episode, the Patreon episode.

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[00:00:52] We're having a great one right now.

[00:00:54] We're having a good day.

[00:00:55] We tried to run a truck.

[00:00:58] They didn't have any trucks available.

[00:01:00] We got lunch.

[00:01:01] Came back to the studio.

[00:01:04] Nick got pissed off at cables.

[00:01:09] Is that correct?

[00:01:10] Yeah, I'm fine.

[00:01:12] I think that this shit that I ordered Amazon, the pattern has swapped.

[00:01:19] Okay.

[00:01:20] Anyways, it doesn't matter.

[00:01:22] We're running out of time.

[00:01:24] We are running out of time.

[00:01:26] Guys, we've had a productive couple of weeks over here at the Global Corporate HQ.

[00:01:32] But right now, we're back to the podcast.

[00:01:36] Yeah.

[00:01:37] So what do you got going on?

[00:01:39] You're going to have to run this one a little bit until...

[00:01:42] Why, what's going on?

[00:01:43] Well, it's your show.

[00:01:45] But also, now I'm solving problems in my head.

[00:01:48] So you don't want to do the podcast?

[00:01:50] Why?

[00:01:51] You're talking about the internet cable?

[00:01:53] Yeah, I did say...

[00:01:54] Let's just give it an hour.

[00:01:56] I'll just get different jazz.

[00:01:57] Why are you re...

[00:01:59] We're already working.

[00:02:00] I switched to these shielded jacks.

[00:02:03] Yeah.

[00:02:04] And these Chinese piece of shit doesn't work.

[00:02:08] They were working before when you had just the plastic ones in there.

[00:02:11] Plastic jacks.

[00:02:12] Yeah, plastic ones.

[00:02:13] What's the advantage of a shielded jack?

[00:02:14] Let's let the audience know.

[00:02:16] Well, the cable is shielded, which might be overkill, but I figure since we're running

[00:02:20] it next to...

[00:02:21] Like basically, there's going to be a shit ton of wires up there.

[00:02:25] Yeah.

[00:02:26] For the lights.

[00:02:28] It's really overkill.

[00:02:29] There's no reason to do it.

[00:02:30] I can just use the plastic ones.

[00:02:31] It'll be fine.

[00:02:32] So you can just put those back on and I'll put them.

[00:02:34] Put those cocksuckers back on and we'll figure it out.

[00:02:36] I figured you know.

[00:02:37] You're using a shielded cable you might as well.

[00:02:41] We're using cat 6 wiring.

[00:02:43] 6A.

[00:02:44] 6A.

[00:02:45] 6A.

[00:02:46] What's that?

[00:02:49] People don't care about cableing.

[00:02:51] You know what kind of emails you're inviting by having this fucking conversation.

[00:02:56] You know what you're doing.

[00:02:57] When I was shooting that episode when you were on a town you're like, do not put the

[00:03:00] cable on the episode.

[00:03:01] I don't want unsolicited advice for people.

[00:03:05] That's your least favorite thing of the entire world.

[00:03:07] I really don't need advice for people.

[00:03:09] So guys, if you're listening do not give naked advice on networking or otherwise.

[00:03:17] So what else is in the news?

[00:03:18] You were in Nashville, Tennessee this weekend.

[00:03:20] I was in Nashville.

[00:03:21] They got a lot of fat bitches over there, don't they?

[00:03:23] Well, they visit.

[00:03:24] They visit.

[00:03:25] It's Mooka.

[00:03:26] What's that?

[00:03:27] Like cow mecca.

[00:03:29] Mooka.

[00:03:30] Yeah.

[00:03:31] They do a hodge to Mooka.

[00:03:35] Yeah.

[00:03:36] Yeah.

[00:03:37] Those bitches are pretty big.

[00:03:38] I was in Portland, Oregon this weekend.

[00:03:41] Those people are sickos.

[00:03:42] They're real sickos.

[00:03:43] In what way?

[00:03:44] You got like a bunch of people suffering on the street and then a bunch of other people

[00:03:51] that are too big that are like, I'm trying to explore my polyamory.

[00:03:54] So can you keep it down?

[00:03:55] Too big to fail.

[00:03:56] That's why this other women in Nashville.

[00:03:58] They're too big to fail.

[00:04:00] Yeah.

[00:04:01] They're pretty big those bitches.

[00:04:02] I saw one of the most horrific things I've ever seen in my life there.

[00:04:05] That's what?

[00:04:06] Well, you know, you go downtown.

[00:04:07] Mm-hmm.

[00:04:08] And did you go to that street, like their bourbon street area?

[00:04:12] I did.

[00:04:13] I went down there and then people were like, that's not what to do in Nashville.

[00:04:15] Oh my god.

[00:04:16] What are you supposed to do?

[00:04:17] You're like, shout out.

[00:04:19] I'm like, oh, so nothing.

[00:04:22] This place sucks.

[00:04:24] You didn't go to that place Santa's Pub?

[00:04:25] No, Santa.

[00:04:26] Oh, the Christmas place.

[00:04:28] I loved it.

[00:04:29] I loved it there.

[00:04:30] No.

[00:04:31] That was the only place I went to in Nashville that I liked.

[00:04:32] Yeah, I really didn't do anything.

[00:04:34] Yeah, I didn't do anything either.

[00:04:36] I did the shows.

[00:04:37] Those were nice.

[00:04:38] Yeah.

[00:04:39] People were nice.

[00:04:40] And then, yeah, I flew back here.

[00:04:41] I lost my refrigerator magnet.

[00:04:43] Yeah, that pissed you off.

[00:04:45] That's honestly been fucking me up.

[00:04:46] It's been, everything's been downhill since.

[00:04:49] I had all this wiring working.

[00:04:51] I was like, you know what, I was just for now.

[00:04:53] I'll use these, I'll use these cheap plastic keystone jacks just to get everything up and

[00:05:00] running.

[00:05:01] And then I was like, and then I'll do it right, swap it out.

[00:05:05] And then I'll swap it out.

[00:05:07] Now it doesn't fucking work.

[00:05:08] Do that's infuriating.

[00:05:10] Mm-hmm.

[00:05:11] Well, we're going to get really high speeder.

[00:05:14] That's the...

[00:05:15] We're not even.

[00:05:16] It's like, it's literally entirely overkill for now.

[00:05:19] It's just future proofing in case.

[00:05:22] In case the telecom companies give us high-risk speed in it?

[00:05:27] Yes, in case.

[00:05:28] You're just creating the infrastructure of a better tomorrow.

[00:05:32] Yes.

[00:05:33] That's pretty good.

[00:05:34] You know what I mean?

[00:05:36] I'm an infrastructure.

[00:05:37] Yeah, you are.

[00:05:38] Yeah.

[00:05:39] Maybe we can get this fucking this office chair out of this box and at least do that.

[00:05:43] You want to do that during the episode?

[00:05:45] We can do an unboxing video for the Patreon.

[00:05:48] Mm-hmm.

[00:05:49] Yeah.

[00:05:50] No, I mean, she was good.

[00:05:53] This is Portland, Oregon.

[00:05:56] I'm just going back to that.

[00:05:57] It is.

[00:05:58] I just...

[00:05:59] I don't like that place.

[00:06:01] I don't like that place.

[00:06:02] I call it a Portland, Oregon.

[00:06:04] Yeah.

[00:06:05] Because they love abortions there.

[00:06:06] They love it.

[00:06:07] And they love being fucking poor and living outside.

[00:06:10] Being homeless is a choice.

[00:06:12] They're so pissed, the homeless there.

[00:06:14] Yeah.

[00:06:15] They're so incredibly pissed.

[00:06:16] Well, they sit around in tent, in shitty tent.

[00:06:18] It's like, all you own is like a tent that probably cost $700 10 years ago.

[00:06:24] Mm-hmm.

[00:06:25] And you're just sitting in a tent and what?

[00:06:26] And they're like, all you need to do is just roll.

[00:06:28] Yeah.

[00:06:29] And you're like, oh, you're just sitting there.

[00:06:30] And you're just sitting there reading Karl Marx changing your gender every five minutes.

[00:06:32] No, that's true.

[00:06:33] Those guys still have it together.

[00:06:34] Were the guys that are on the street screaming at you?

[00:06:36] Those are the same...

[00:06:37] The screen means...

[00:06:38] That's what they do is a job.

[00:06:39] I didn't think...

[00:06:40] They said they have an alarm that goes off at 7 a.m.

[00:06:43] They're like, well, time to go scream.

[00:06:45] Yeah.

[00:06:46] The screen means.

[00:06:47] We have sleepies here.

[00:06:48] I like the sleepies.

[00:06:49] I told you that.

[00:06:50] I was driving around Portland when I was there with Blake.

[00:06:52] Blake was driving me around.

[00:06:53] And there's a tent up on a hill at this intersection.

[00:06:56] There's garbage surrounding any point.

[00:06:57] So he goes, yeah, the homeless girl lives there.

[00:07:00] He's 14 years old.

[00:07:03] I was like, I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that Blake.

[00:07:07] How does he know that?

[00:07:09] We're not going to go into why you know that.

[00:07:11] He knows that from the crack smoking circuit.

[00:07:13] How you have that information?

[00:07:14] We don't have a Blake on the new show.

[00:07:17] Yeah.

[00:07:18] I would love that Blake on the show.

[00:07:19] Blake's been a mention plenty of times on the podcast.

[00:07:21] We should have all the people that have been mentioned.

[00:07:24] We have.

[00:07:25] No, I mean, like the people from like the lying guy, what's his name?

[00:07:29] Like I said, we hung out with the Clintons that weekend.

[00:07:33] Oh, Mike Diesel.

[00:07:34] We should have like Diesel.

[00:07:36] We should have that guy Tom Flood.

[00:07:39] We should have, you know, all these people that have been mentioned peripherally on the

[00:07:43] podcast.

[00:07:44] Yeah.

[00:07:45] I think that would really fire up the audience.

[00:07:46] Tom, Tom Fred.

[00:07:48] Tom Fred.

[00:07:49] Who was he?

[00:07:51] He was an autistic guy.

[00:07:52] Yeah.

[00:07:53] That would do a stand-up comedy.

[00:07:54] Yeah.

[00:07:55] And it was funny?

[00:07:56] No, not really.

[00:07:57] No, but he was like, he was old school kind of autistic.

[00:08:01] Like what?

[00:08:02] You know, before like everyone was like, you know, before like hot girls were like, yeah,

[00:08:07] I have autism.

[00:08:08] Yeah, it's annoying.

[00:08:09] Yeah.

[00:08:10] But he was like, he pushed cards at the grocery store and he would come to open mics and

[00:08:15] just reenact news, local news broadcasts from 35 years ago.

[00:08:20] That's pretty cool.

[00:08:21] Yeah.

[00:08:22] Like verbatim.

[00:08:23] He would set up the chairs and he'd be like, uh, uh, Jim, Jim Vance sat here and, uh,

[00:08:29] yeah.

[00:08:30] Who's that DC comic that would do an impression of Jim Vance?

[00:08:33] It was just, there was, there was, you know, Jim Vance.

[00:08:36] No, he was like a local news guy.

[00:08:37] He was a local news anchor who was just this like kind of like, you know, just like an

[00:08:43] older black guy and he'd be like, uh, you know, uh, three people were shot in an Acosta

[00:08:49] last night and you know, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[00:08:51] And he, he's like, he talked normally.

[00:08:53] He was on the news and there was some DC comic that would be like, you know, Jim Vance,

[00:08:57] Jim Vance comes on.

[00:08:58] He's like, y'all ready for this shit?

[00:09:00] It's just like, we know, you know, he does this.

[00:09:04] I'm like, no, he doesn't sound like that at all.

[00:09:07] He was a black guy doing that?

[00:09:09] No, no, that's what made him funny.

[00:09:10] Oh, that's even funny.

[00:09:11] Yeah.

[00:09:12] He was a racist guy.

[00:09:13] Just a guy do it.

[00:09:14] Didn't even realize he was racist.

[00:09:15] Yeah.

[00:09:16] Yeah.

[00:09:17] And that's the best.

[00:09:18] When you don't know you're racist, when you're trying to be racist, not as funny.

[00:09:22] Yeah.

[00:09:23] What's that Brooks and Duns song about not knowing you're racist?

[00:09:25] I don't know.

[00:09:27] What's it called?

[00:09:30] Are you reading cable for?

[00:09:33] I'm on the Amazon reviews.

[00:09:36] You pissed off.

[00:09:38] I am pissed off, dude.

[00:09:41] I'm not even a racist guy.

[00:09:43] Yeah, man.

[00:09:44] I don't know, dude.

[00:09:47] That Portland place has really put me in a bad mood.

[00:09:50] I mean, I guess they're all right there, but like the fan, they all wanted hugs.

[00:09:55] I guess they're decent people.

[00:09:59] But they didn't get weird.

[00:10:02] There was a guy with spikes on his, he was like, he was like still punk, but he was like

[00:10:08] 60 years old and he's like, I love you.

[00:10:11] I love you guys so much.

[00:10:13] Yeah.

[00:10:14] And he made me hug him, but his spikes hurt me.

[00:10:17] Why do they hurt?

[00:10:18] Because he had spikes on his shirt.

[00:10:21] Like Bowser.

[00:10:22] Like Bowser.

[00:10:23] Like an evil dinosaur.

[00:10:27] Anyway, what else is in the news, Nick?

[00:10:31] They got these migrants up in Martha's Vineyard.

[00:10:34] Yeah.

[00:10:35] It's pretty good.

[00:10:37] Are you reading the Amazon reviews?

[00:10:39] I'm reading the Amazon review.

[00:10:40] You know I can't stop myself.

[00:10:42] We got to do this.

[00:10:44] Look at this.

[00:10:45] See this guy, one star review and he's taken pictures and made notes.

[00:10:49] What are you doing?

[00:10:51] Why?

[00:10:52] Old model.

[00:10:53] The new model.

[00:10:54] I guess he's got replaced in 2017 and the new ones.

[00:10:58] Yeah, they're missing some necessary tab.

[00:11:03] I'll tell you what.

[00:11:05] After this, I want to try again.

[00:11:07] I got another set.

[00:11:09] Different shielded ones.

[00:11:10] You really got a right poster?

[00:11:13] I'm going to try with the other ones.

[00:11:15] And if the other ones work, then I'm going to make an angry phone call to our little

[00:11:19] Filipino friends at the Amazon customer service department.

[00:11:23] Okay, Mr.

[00:11:24] Nick.

[00:11:25] Mr. Nick, there is no problem.

[00:11:27] I have processed your refund.

[00:11:29] And if there is anything else that I can help you with today, please, please let me know.

[00:11:35] The Amazon kind of refunds everything.

[00:11:37] Yeah.

[00:11:38] It's a little secret.

[00:11:39] That's what I mean.

[00:11:40] It's like everybody shit's on Jeff Bezos.

[00:11:43] What's a shit on this Bezos, motherfucker?

[00:11:45] The Amazon has made everyone's life so much better.

[00:11:49] Incredible.

[00:11:50] Yeah.

[00:11:51] Yeah.

[00:11:52] It's like they'd lump him in with with mosque and it's like mosque has done nothing for anyone.

[00:11:56] Bezos isn't posting on Twitter.

[00:11:58] Fucking Teslas are gay.

[00:12:00] Yeah.

[00:12:01] Bezos isn't posting bacon shit.

[00:12:03] He's doing not literally.

[00:12:05] He's trying to dunk on him for like, he's just trying to get wearing sunglasses or something.

[00:12:09] Yeah, being jacked.

[00:12:10] Yeah.

[00:12:11] Yeah.

[00:12:12] They're like nice muscles, fucking piece of shit.

[00:12:14] Nice muscles, richest guy in the entire world.

[00:12:17] Yeah.

[00:12:18] Jeff Bezos is cool.

[00:12:19] Yeah.

[00:12:20] Some guy got mad at me apparently in Portland because I was complimenting Bezos.

[00:12:25] But that's all I was saying was that it just makes sense why he has so much money because

[00:12:29] everything all of us get is from him.

[00:12:34] He's not like this fucking fucker or mosque.

[00:12:37] Yeah.

[00:12:38] He's not like this ass clown mosque.

[00:12:41] Pussy, pussy baby.

[00:12:43] Pussy pay a bit.

[00:12:45] Yeah.

[00:12:46] Elon Musk is also an inmate.

[00:12:48] They should send him to Martha's Vineyard.

[00:12:49] Yeah.

[00:12:50] I'd love to see you there.

[00:12:51] That's what we should do is we should put his ass on a plane.

[00:12:55] Oh, I would love that.

[00:12:56] And send his black ass to Martha's Vineyard.

[00:12:58] I'm going to have to be on Twitter be one of those guys.

[00:13:00] Go back to Africa.

[00:13:01] Oh, I hope you I hope you enjoy criticizing a black American.

[00:13:04] A black man who came here to be black and invented the gayest car of all time.

[00:13:12] Yeah.

[00:13:13] Good job.

[00:13:14] Good job inventing a guy that finally made cars for gay guys.

[00:13:21] He's making queer cars.

[00:13:23] He's a black queer guy.

[00:13:26] Those cars suck.

[00:13:28] Yeah.

[00:13:29] Apparently the quality control is not very good.

[00:13:31] Yeah, of course it's going to go downhill.

[00:13:33] It's like anything else, it's like fucking Teslas or the same thing as Equinox.

[00:13:36] They start anything that starts off as a fucking luxury item that they eventually like, you

[00:13:41] know, let anybody buy and become shit.

[00:13:44] That's what happened to the fucking Titanic.

[00:13:45] I guarantee if they weren't letting fucking poor people hang out in the basement, they

[00:13:49] would have figured out a way to drive that ship the right way.

[00:13:51] Yeah, that's true.

[00:13:52] It went downhill.

[00:13:53] Yeah.

[00:13:54] It's just that's the only criticism I got for Bezos is that's what happened to Whole Foods.

[00:13:58] Imagine you're the avocados or no, fuck them Whole Foods.

[00:14:01] You're the iceberg guy.

[00:14:02] That's your job on the Titanic.

[00:14:03] Mm-hmm.

[00:14:04] You sit in that fucking crow's nest and you look out for icebergs.

[00:14:09] Back in the dead first trip, Titanic, just rich people, I guarantee you you're on your

[00:14:12] P's and fucking Q's.

[00:14:13] Yeah.

[00:14:14] Because they're tipping you out.

[00:14:15] They're just, they're, they're pomming you a hundred bucks in that old timey 20s money

[00:14:21] back when the dollar bills were the size of a VHS tape.

[00:14:23] They just, they folded up, handed to you origami.

[00:14:26] Yeah.

[00:14:27] They give it to you, you know, and you're like, fuck yeah, I'm going to make, but I'm going

[00:14:30] to do my ass job.

[00:14:32] Yeah.

[00:14:33] And make sure we don't hit an iceberg.

[00:14:34] I got captains of industry on this boat.

[00:14:36] Second trip.

[00:14:37] Mm-hmm.

[00:14:38] We let a couple Irish people hang out in the basement.

[00:14:41] Do it, Jake.

[00:14:42] The first time.

[00:14:43] Yeah.

[00:14:44] One of, you see one of those guys speeding in the stairwell.

[00:14:45] No respect.

[00:14:46] Yeah.

[00:14:47] And you're like, fuck this fucking job, dude.

[00:14:48] Yeah.

[00:14:49] Fuck this job.

[00:14:50] I'm going to, I'm going to not take this shit serious.

[00:14:52] I'm going to fucking, I'm going to blow donks out on the, the crazy.

[00:14:56] Me and F.

[00:14:57] I'm just smoking nuts.

[00:14:58] Me and F.

[00:14:59] We're going to blow donks out on the crazy.

[00:15:00] I'm smoking nuts.

[00:15:01] The whoops, the boat crashed.

[00:15:03] Yeah, exactly.

[00:15:04] That's what a Tesla is.

[00:15:05] Yeah.

[00:15:06] Tesla is, they went, they, they led too many people.

[00:15:08] Yeah, too many people.

[00:15:10] Yeah, too many.

[00:15:11] That's the one.

[00:15:12] Yeah.

[00:15:13] Yeah.

[00:15:14] Too many barefoot Irish people started driving Teslas.

[00:15:17] Dude, that's when it went downhill.

[00:15:18] Yeah.

[00:15:19] Other pieces of shit.

[00:15:20] No.

[00:15:21] No, those, those cars are gay, dude.

[00:15:24] Mm-hmm.

[00:15:25] And they crash all the time apparently or some shit.

[00:15:28] Yeah.

[00:15:29] These fruit cordial eggs are dog shit.

[00:15:31] What are they?

[00:15:32] I don't know, but they're not good.

[00:15:33] They're very present from Dr. Ben.

[00:15:34] They're also guaranteed they're not vegan either.

[00:15:36] I shouldn't be snacking on these.

[00:15:37] Why are you eating them?

[00:15:38] I don't know.

[00:15:39] I'm killing a little bunny.

[00:15:40] I'm killing Easter bunny, but you know.

[00:15:42] Isn't it Easter in a long time from now?

[00:15:45] Yeah.

[00:15:46] Let's see what it's got.

[00:15:48] Fellows is a gate of Hanford Easter eggs.

[00:15:51] You know it's gay.

[00:15:52] Mm-hmm.

[00:15:53] Where were we talking about the guy that goes and gets the Easter eggs before the kids

[00:15:55] get it?

[00:15:56] When was that?

[00:15:57] Hanford.

[00:15:58] Oh no.

[00:15:59] Was it on the show?

[00:16:00] I was thinking about that the other day.

[00:16:02] That guy is cool.

[00:16:05] Also, would I put him?

[00:16:06] It was a British guy.

[00:16:07] I was trying to find a dumb thing for a British guy to say.

[00:16:13] Also would I put him?

[00:16:14] That might be the funniest guy ever on the show.

[00:16:17] It's just a dumb British guy.

[00:16:18] The car crashing with the plane.

[00:16:22] I might fuck it.

[00:16:23] Yeah.

[00:16:24] That guy is amazing.

[00:16:26] Damn.

[00:16:27] Next video episode I might have to get a little...

[00:16:30] A little British guy outfit.

[00:16:31] Well, you can do a chimney sweep and then you can get away with the black face.

[00:16:36] Mm-hmm.

[00:16:37] Yeah.

[00:16:38] No, I don't want to get it.

[00:16:39] I'm the one black face.

[00:16:40] That's why they did that.

[00:16:41] I don't want to do any more black face.

[00:16:42] What do you mean to any more?

[00:16:43] I'm giving up on it.

[00:16:44] Let's see.

[00:16:45] What do we got?

[00:16:46] Useless show with Almondina.

[00:16:47] Useless show with the...

[00:16:48] What's the true dough back of the day?

[00:16:51] Mm-hmm.

[00:16:52] It would be fun to have like a secret black face party.

[00:16:56] Just everyone has to put their phones in a basket.

[00:16:58] Mm-hmm.

[00:16:59] Just enjoy it.

[00:17:00] Just enjoy the feeling.

[00:17:01] What the fuck is going on in Canada?

[00:17:04] Are they still like vaccine psychos up there?

[00:17:06] I don't know.

[00:17:07] Is it?

[00:17:08] I think so.

[00:17:09] Is it hard to get into Canada?

[00:17:11] Um, no, but like...

[00:17:13] It's hard to get out.

[00:17:15] You can check in.

[00:17:16] Oh, I've got it.

[00:17:17] But you can never leave.

[00:17:18] Yeah, I chose it.

[00:17:19] I cancelled.

[00:17:21] I mean, I didn't have to because I have the vaccine, but...

[00:17:24] Yeah, but you did.

[00:17:26] You cancelled.

[00:17:27] I cancelled for different reasons.

[00:17:28] Yeah, even though you have it.

[00:17:29] The queen was sick and I always had to take...

[00:17:31] It's a member of the Commonwealth.

[00:17:33] Mm-hmm.

[00:17:34] Yeah.

[00:17:35] That would be fucked up if you'd have a show there.

[00:17:37] I'm going to start canceling.

[00:17:38] I'm going to start canceling shows for bullshit reasons.

[00:17:41] Like, say you have COVID every weekend?

[00:17:45] Yeah.

[00:17:46] Yeah, you got to find something that's completely unbelievable.

[00:17:48] Just really generate a lot of ill will with the people willing to buy tickets.

[00:17:53] Yeah, what could you get?

[00:17:55] What do you mean, what could I get?

[00:17:58] Mm-hmm.

[00:17:59] You got...

[00:18:00] I mean, what could you say as an excuse?

[00:18:04] I lost my social distortion CD.

[00:18:06] My CD that I have to...

[00:18:09] I lost my Walkman and I need to listen to it on the plane.

[00:18:12] I've late onset Afluenza.

[00:18:15] Mm-hmm.

[00:18:16] Remember when they beat up that Chinese doctor on the plane?

[00:18:19] What was it for?

[00:18:20] I can't remember.

[00:18:21] Just being Chinese.

[00:18:22] For COVID?

[00:18:23] No, it was before COVID.

[00:18:24] Why'd they do it?

[00:18:28] I don't know.

[00:18:29] He like wouldn't put his seatbelt on or something.

[00:18:31] That's what it is.

[00:18:32] He's playing words with friends.

[00:18:35] The seatbelts are really annoying.

[00:18:37] I got in trouble on the plane.

[00:18:38] I was telling you on the...

[00:18:39] That's hilarious.

[00:18:40] You're the only person this would happen to.

[00:18:43] I was on the plane yesterday sleeping a little way back to New York and the lady sitting

[00:18:48] next to me was like, excuse me.

[00:18:50] She woke me up.

[00:18:51] And she's like, you've been passing a lot of gas.

[00:18:55] How many times do you think a day you've for it?

[00:18:57] I don't know.

[00:18:58] I say probably a hundred times.

[00:19:00] On the way to Nashville I sat next to an African guy.

[00:19:02] I took a peek at his phone and his text messages are all just...

[00:19:05] Not a single contact.

[00:19:08] Just all just massive numbers.

[00:19:11] What is that?

[00:19:12] I don't know.

[00:19:13] I'm assuming that he just gets nothing but scam phone calls and he's just getting cat

[00:19:18] and fish by women all day long.

[00:19:21] He was dressed like jdana.

[00:19:23] He was wearing a suit that was too tight.

[00:19:26] I hate that look.

[00:19:28] That look really needs to go away.

[00:19:30] That's a big thing here.

[00:19:31] He is Z suit.

[00:19:32] The guys that wear the super tight suit and then the pant leg is too short.

[00:19:40] It's a terrible look.

[00:19:41] You got no socks in short.

[00:19:43] The outfits on the show when we launch the outfits on the show will be tasteful.

[00:19:50] The very least British guy.

[00:19:51] Yeah, we're not going to be wearing that shit.

[00:19:55] We are not going to be...

[00:19:56] I'm going to be wearing 90s Armani.

[00:19:58] Damn.

[00:19:59] I wish I had lived 30 years ago.

[00:20:01] Hey, I would have loved to have...

[00:20:03] 30 years ago was like 2014.

[00:20:05] Yeah, I would have loved to have come up with Austin Powers.

[00:20:08] That was your idea.

[00:20:10] You know how people say that?

[00:20:14] I was born in the wrong.

[00:20:16] Yeah, I should have been in the 1920s.

[00:20:18] I would have come up with Austin Powers.

[00:20:22] Austin Powers could have been my idea.

[00:20:25] Oh, God.

[00:20:27] That would have been cool.

[00:20:29] Everyone would have thought you were a genius.

[00:20:33] That was one of his characters, I guess.

[00:20:35] Who?

[00:20:36] Mike Myers.

[00:20:37] What did he have a character?

[00:20:39] Austin Powers.

[00:20:40] Oh, right.

[00:20:41] I forgot that Austin Powers wasn't just a British guy.

[00:20:45] No.

[00:20:46] I thought it was a guy.

[00:20:47] You thought it was a biography?

[00:20:48] Well, I thought it was a guy that was just sort of like that.

[00:20:50] You thought it was based on a true story.

[00:20:51] Yeah, it's like you know how they only get British people to play James Bond.

[00:20:55] Yeah, it's true.

[00:20:56] I thought Austin Powers was a similar thing.

[00:20:58] They just found a British idiot.

[00:21:01] He's not from him.

[00:21:03] They found a goofy British guy.

[00:21:05] He's Canadian.

[00:21:06] In fact.

[00:21:07] His parents are British.

[00:21:09] That's why he did that.

[00:21:10] He based the character on his parents.

[00:21:12] Was his dad Austin Powers?

[00:21:14] Myers's dad was Austin Powers?

[00:21:17] Yeah.

[00:21:18] And his mom was Wayne's world.

[00:21:19] His mom was like Garth.

[00:21:21] And his dad was his dad was the love guru and his mom was Garth.

[00:21:28] I got to watch the love guru again.

[00:21:31] I think based on everything we think is funny, that movie might be pretty good.

[00:21:34] We should do it in here, dude.

[00:21:36] We should have a view.

[00:21:37] We should put a projector here.

[00:21:39] We should put a projector here and then we can watch movies over there during the show.

[00:21:43] It'd be sick.

[00:21:44] Yeah.

[00:21:45] It'd be so sick.

[00:21:47] Yeah.

[00:21:48] We got a big week.

[00:21:51] About Boston Powers.

[00:21:54] Have we done that character before?

[00:21:55] Yeah.

[00:21:56] What about Austin Powers?

[00:21:57] And he's like, did you guys like breakfast tacos?

[00:22:00] Yeah.

[00:22:01] Do you like keeping it weird?

[00:22:02] Yeah.

[00:22:03] I don't know.

[00:22:04] All right.

[00:22:05] All right.

[00:22:06] All right.

[00:22:07] All right.

[00:22:08] That's the thing I love about British girls.

[00:22:11] Yeah.

[00:22:12] I get older.

[00:22:13] They're fast-paced.

[00:22:14] Still fucking British.

[00:22:15] Has anyone made a keep Boston weird t-shirt?

[00:22:17] Mm-hmm.

[00:22:18] They have.

[00:22:19] That's been done.

[00:22:20] That's a good idea.

[00:22:24] Has anyone made a keep autism weird t-shirt?

[00:22:26] Brendan Walsh did that, yeah.

[00:22:28] Oh, god damn it.

[00:22:29] Brendan Walsh did that for sure.

[00:22:31] Brendan Walsh came over with everything.

[00:22:32] Including Austin Powers.

[00:22:33] Yeah.

[00:22:34] I forget that Brendan Walsh came up with Austin Powers.

[00:22:37] God damn it.

[00:22:38] He doesn't get any credit either.

[00:22:39] Yeah.

[00:22:40] I haven't seen Walsh, what does Walsh up to these days?

[00:22:44] I don't know.

[00:22:45] That's a funny guy.

[00:22:46] Where is he?

[00:22:47] I think he's been in Los Angeles for like 15 years now.

[00:22:51] Maybe he's been in prison.

[00:22:53] What do you think he's in there for?

[00:22:56] Being too funny.

[00:22:58] What's going on with LA comedy these days?

[00:23:01] I don't know, dude.

[00:23:03] I have no idea.

[00:23:04] I'm going to go to the gym and check.

[00:23:05] We should start.

[00:23:06] I mean, it's all MMA.

[00:23:07] It's all like MMA.

[00:23:08] We should start going live via satellite to Bobby Lee.

[00:23:11] But in a way where he has no way to consent to it.

[00:23:14] Like there's just a drone that goes into his apartment.

[00:23:17] He's just in bed.

[00:23:19] He's waking up.

[00:23:21] Wherever he is, we go live via satellite.

[00:23:24] It's got a little camera on it.

[00:23:26] DJI drone.

[00:23:27] Yeah.

[00:23:28] It shoots out one of his windows and goes in his house.

[00:23:30] Yeah.

[00:23:31] Bobby, what's up?

[00:23:32] It's 5 AM.

[00:23:33] I love it.

[00:23:34] I would love to get him on the show.

[00:23:40] Bobby's great.

[00:23:41] Bobby's funny.

[00:23:42] So he can do his classic Miss Swan character?

[00:23:46] Yeah.

[00:23:47] That was Bobby Lee, right?

[00:23:48] I was at Zaines in Nashville and they had posters of everybody.

[00:23:52] And there's a poster of Ralphie Mae in the green room there.

[00:23:55] Oh, nice.

[00:23:56] You know they'll illustrate people sometimes.

[00:23:59] Like usually they'll do it with fat guys where they'll illustrate them and they'll

[00:24:02] make them like strong instead of fat.

[00:24:05] Yeah.

[00:24:06] You know?

[00:24:07] Yeah, like big forearms.

[00:24:08] Yeah.

[00:24:09] Right.

[00:24:10] Yeah, right.

[00:24:11] Like they've been like, they're like a colonial fucking ball.

[00:24:13] They'll try to even fatter.

[00:24:14] Even fatter.

[00:24:15] That's so mean.

[00:24:16] Yeah.

[00:24:17] I was like, I was looking at it.

[00:24:19] I was like, was Ralphie Mae that fat?

[00:24:21] Did you Google?

[00:24:22] Yeah.

[00:24:23] And he's definitely not.

[00:24:24] He wasn't that fat.

[00:24:25] He was pretty fucking fat.

[00:24:26] He was.

[00:24:27] He was pretty.

[00:24:28] He might be the second fatest comedian in a whole time.

[00:24:30] Yeah.

[00:24:31] We know.

[00:24:32] Who do you think is the fatest?

[00:24:36] Maybe you want to take a little shot.

[00:24:39] Little pea shooter shot.

[00:24:41] No.

[00:24:42] No.

[00:24:43] Okay.

[00:24:44] Well, I don't know.

[00:24:45] I just forgot the other guy.

[00:24:46] Mm hmm.

[00:24:47] Lavell Crawford.

[00:24:48] Yeah.

[00:24:49] There you go.

[00:24:50] Is he?

[00:24:51] No, he's probably not as fast as it is.

[00:24:52] Lavell.

[00:24:53] What a funny name.

[00:24:54] Lavell.

[00:24:55] Carvel.

[00:24:56] His mom was like, his mom was like, you know what I like?

[00:24:59] I like that little part of the jacket.

[00:25:03] When I have a son.

[00:25:04] I like that little part of the guy.

[00:25:05] He's going to be like a CEO type of guy.

[00:25:08] He's going to be like the part of the little part.

[00:25:10] The little part.

[00:25:11] You know that little part?

[00:25:12] That way everybody knows my son wears suits.

[00:25:15] Lavell.

[00:25:16] I'm going to call him Lavell.

[00:25:19] Mm hmm.

[00:25:20] Yeah, that is a cool name.

[00:25:22] He's a very funny comedian.

[00:25:23] Lavell Crawford.

[00:25:24] I like his bit about it with the mom yelling at the kid.

[00:25:26] You do his bit.

[00:25:27] I'm going to grab my coffee real quick.

[00:25:28] I'm not going to do his bit.

[00:25:30] There's a bit where it's a mom yelling at a kid, telling him to go to the grocery store.

[00:25:36] And the kid repeats the grocery store list.

[00:25:39] And he does it in a very funny way.

[00:25:42] That's pretty much the bit.

[00:25:43] You guys should check it out on youtube.com.

[00:25:46] I think it's Lavell Crawford.

[00:25:47] Maybe it's not even him.

[00:25:49] Maybe it's just a...

[00:25:52] Maybe it's a red fox bit.

[00:25:56] Maybe it's just a... maybe it was Gary Coleman.

[00:26:00] What happened to Gary Coleman?

[00:26:01] He died, right?

[00:26:03] Yeah, he fucking fell and hit his head.

[00:26:05] And then his wife didn't do anything.

[00:26:07] Really?

[00:26:08] You can hear him screaming and bleeding the death in the background on the 911 calls.

[00:26:12] She's like, get up.

[00:26:13] He's like, a dumb bitch?

[00:26:16] Yeah, a dumb bitch.

[00:26:17] She was like a dumb Jewish girl?

[00:26:19] She's like, yeah, I'm into black guys.

[00:26:20] Yeah.

[00:26:21] And into tiny black guys.

[00:26:23] I mean, it's like little black guys.

[00:26:24] I call him my little lapel.

[00:26:26] I call him lapel.

[00:26:27] He's my Lave mic.

[00:26:29] Oh man.

[00:26:31] Yeah.

[00:26:32] So, you're going to Chinatown after this.

[00:26:39] What are you going home for?

[00:26:41] To eat dinner.

[00:26:43] Because it's Russia.

[00:26:45] And ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.

[00:26:48] It's the very special Adam Friedland show, Russia Shana Special.

[00:26:51] Yeah, today's the Russia Show.

[00:26:52] So let's talk about Russia Shana for a minute.

[00:26:56] Rosh, who was that?

[00:26:57] It means head.

[00:26:58] It means Ross from France.

[00:27:00] Did Ross from France?

[00:27:01] Ross from France, Ashana.

[00:27:03] Yeah.

[00:27:04] And they were Jewish.

[00:27:06] Yeah, the gellers.

[00:27:08] Just calling up B&H.

[00:27:09] I'm like, I was going to order a bunch of stuff, but I was wondering if I could get maybe

[00:27:14] a discount.

[00:27:15] My name is Ross.

[00:27:17] Ross Keller.

[00:27:18] Ross Shana.

[00:27:19] Ross.

[00:27:20] Shana Geller.

[00:27:23] Yes, that's my real name.

[00:27:26] What was that news, the local news story where the drug store today was like Jews everywhere

[00:27:33] all over the New York metropolitan area.

[00:27:36] Oh, I have a lot of Russians.

[00:27:37] It was about Russia.

[00:27:38] People are finally not scared to go to Temple anymore.

[00:27:44] It's a pandemic and 15 years ago.

[00:27:50] People just, we're not leaving in fear anymore.

[00:27:55] We found other things to be afraid of.

[00:27:58] That's so funny.

[00:28:01] Now we're only afraid of the blacks.

[00:28:05] How about Boston and Ashana?

[00:28:07] Yeah, that would be cool.

[00:28:09] And it's like what?

[00:28:10] It's like Happy New Year, kid.

[00:28:11] Hey, kid.

[00:28:12] Hey, kid.

[00:28:13] Nice dick.

[00:28:14] Nice dick.

[00:28:15] Where'd you get the top cut off?

[00:28:18] Yeah.

[00:28:19] Yeah.

[00:28:20] Where'd you get the top cut off?

[00:28:21] Did you get it cut off at Russia, Shana?

[00:28:24] How about like a Christmas story?

[00:28:28] There's a Jewish Ebenezer Scrooge.

[00:28:30] Who's real stingy and not stingy?

[00:28:33] He gives too much on Hanukkah.

[00:28:36] And the Hanukkah ghost comes and he's like, I mean, it's nice to give people stuff, but

[00:28:41] this is crazy.

[00:28:43] And he takes him away from his bed and he shows him like, you gave you a nephew $50

[00:28:49] for Hanukkah last year.

[00:28:51] If you gave him $25, look how happy it is.

[00:28:53] The same happy.

[00:28:54] If you would invested that extra $25, it would be worth $352 right now.

[00:29:00] If you would put it in an Apple stock, then Jewish Scrooge is like, oh my God, what have

[00:29:04] I done?

[00:29:05] You know, as it's like they say, it is better to receive than thinking.

[00:29:11] I've been ruining Hanukkah.

[00:29:14] Thank you, ghost of Hanukkah future.

[00:29:20] I learned the true meaning of Hanukkah.

[00:29:22] How can I possibly make this up to you?

[00:29:25] Well, usually I charge about $75 an hour, but what are you looking at?

[00:29:31] I wanted to see what time it was, but I checked the wrong clock.

[00:29:35] Okay, good.

[00:29:36] Yeah, so it's Russia, Shana.

[00:29:37] Do you have any New Year's resolutions for the Jewish New Year?

[00:29:41] Yeah, no more buying fucking Chinese jacks off Amazon.

[00:29:46] You learned your lesson?

[00:29:47] Yeah.

[00:29:48] I'm proud of you.

[00:29:49] Yeah, well, I'm proud of myself for dancing in the moonlight.

[00:29:56] Everyone was feeling warm and bright.

[00:29:59] Yeah.

[00:30:00] It's such a fun.

[00:30:02] It's such a...

[00:30:03] What is lyric?

[00:30:05] What lyric?

[00:30:06] It's a fucking...

[00:30:07] Oh, man's penis.

[00:30:08] Yeah.

[00:30:09] That's a great song.

[00:30:10] That's a great song, brother.

[00:30:12] That's a great song.

[00:30:13] So what else is in the news?

[00:30:16] They got these fucking immigrants over in Martha's reunion.

[00:30:20] Dude, it's really pissing me off.

[00:30:29] You're pissed off of the fucking cable.

[00:30:31] I'm pissed off of my phone.

[00:30:33] I'm mad about these fucking illegals.

[00:30:37] Dude, they have no respect.

[00:30:39] What do they do?

[00:30:40] They do borders.

[00:30:41] Is that going on still?

[00:30:43] They just put them up there and then they're doing nothing up there?

[00:30:45] Dude, you know they're doing shit up there.

[00:30:48] Obama put them to work at his house.

[00:30:52] Obama's got a plantation of them, damn, Venezuela's.

[00:30:57] Dude.

[00:30:59] Someone's posting.

[00:31:03] Someone's posting what?

[00:31:05] I can't say.

[00:31:06] Why?

[00:31:07] Let me just show it to me.

[00:31:09] Someone's ex-girlfriend is posting.

[00:31:13] Oh, what are they posting?

[00:31:19] Our friend just went through a breakup shout out to our friend.

[00:31:21] Yeah, she's flexing here too.

[00:31:24] Yeah, we're mad at her.

[00:31:26] They're not going to know who it is, but...

[00:31:28] It's bitch.

[00:31:29] Suffice it to say we're mad at her.

[00:31:31] Yeah.

[00:31:32] She's a fucking bitch.

[00:31:33] And if anyone finds out who it is, it's a shoot on site situation.

[00:31:37] It's a kill this woman, is it?

[00:31:38] If you want to really be friends with me naked, you want to really pay tribute to your copos.

[00:31:46] You got to look out for our friend.

[00:31:48] You got to look out for our boy.

[00:31:49] You want to get with my...

[00:31:52] If you want to beat my lover, you got to get with my friends.

[00:31:56] And you got to...

[00:31:57] If you could only...

[00:31:58] You got to murder their ex-girlfriend in Cold Blood.

[00:32:00] I was walking around the streets and I passed by some extremely homeless guy.

[00:32:05] Just fucked up.

[00:32:06] Like a classic New York shirtless homeless guy covered in shit.

[00:32:11] And as I walked by him, he just starts belting out perfectly, by the way, that fucking tonic

[00:32:16] song.

[00:32:17] It's like...

[00:32:18] If you could only see the way she loves me...

[00:32:25] Maybe you understand...

[00:32:30] It's just almost...

[00:32:32] Wait, does that one all went wrong?

[00:32:36] What year was that?

[00:32:37] That might be the guy from tonic.

[00:32:39] It might be the end.

[00:32:42] Laughs who will, you fuck me.

[00:32:46] You fuck me in my ass.

[00:32:48] You fuck me in my ass.

[00:32:50] If you could only see the way she fought...

[00:32:55] If you could only see the way she fought me...

[00:32:58] If you could only see the way she fought me in my ass...

[00:33:07] I don't want to get lost, oh boy, oh boy she fought me anyway...

[00:33:19] If you could only see...

[00:33:21] She's the way she for me.

[00:33:26] She for me in my hand.

[00:33:29] It might be one of the most cruel and despicable characters, which is a man who comes here

[00:33:36] as an illegal hypocrite.

[00:33:38] In fact, a day labor is constantly finding a way to get raped by a woman.

[00:33:43] That started as an absurd joke years ago, and I guarantee we're six months out from Sean Hannity

[00:33:49] being like, great news.

[00:33:51] If you love trans people so much Boston, well, maybe you love immigrants and trans people

[00:33:56] at the same time.

[00:33:58] Governor Abbott has hired trans people to rape illegal immigrants that have been sent to

[00:34:03] Massachusetts.

[00:34:05] I think this is one of the best ideas I've ever heard.

[00:34:09] To join to agree with me wholeheartedly is a retired NYPD detective who was kicked off

[00:34:17] the force for podcasting, for driving around in his cruiser podcasting.

[00:34:24] We have him on.

[00:34:26] Do you think this is a good idea?

[00:34:28] I think it's a great idea.

[00:34:29] It's a great idea.

[00:34:30] Thanks for coming on.

[00:34:31] Sean, it's a great idea.

[00:34:33] Donald Trump's balls.

[00:34:34] Beautiful looking.

[00:34:35] I saw another picture of them last night.

[00:34:39] His balls are looking even better.

[00:34:41] Every time I see them, I can't wait to suck on them.

[00:34:43] Donald, he's going to be back in the White House.

[00:34:46] He's going to suck his balls, suck his cock.

[00:34:48] He's going to bust all over my face.

[00:34:49] He has the biggest dick I've ever seen.

[00:34:53] Joe Biden can't say that.

[00:34:55] That's not something you could say about Joe Biden.

[00:34:57] You can say it about Donald Trump, though.

[00:34:59] You can put Donald Trump's cock in your mouth and suck on it, and it's cum case good.

[00:35:04] My niece, she forced me to go to Jamba Juice with her.

[00:35:08] I tried all the juices, and I told everyone in that none of this taste as good as Donald

[00:35:12] Trump's come.

[00:35:15] I said, why don't you have that as a flavor?

[00:35:18] That's a fucking fact.

[00:35:19] I'm opening a place that's called Hannity's Juice.

[00:35:22] Every flavor, I bought out Fodrockers, and I replaced all the ingredients with Donald

[00:35:27] Trump's cum.

[00:35:30] That's my business idea, because I'm a job creator.

[00:35:40] Smooth job creator.

[00:35:42] I guess he's bad because of the warehouses.

[00:35:49] That's what it is.

[00:35:51] I love that guy.

[00:35:53] I think I pictured you probably worked in an Amazon warehouse.

[00:35:56] Yeah, I probably deserved it.

[00:35:59] But I didn't say that.

[00:36:00] I just said that, imagine you were in the Old West and you had a town store, and then

[00:36:05] the Sears catalog came.

[00:36:08] That's probably what it's like for someone with a store, and now Amazon comes.

[00:36:12] Yeah.

[00:36:13] It's just like, you can't stop it.

[00:36:17] But I guess someone got there and pussy in a bunch.

[00:36:22] Somebody's pussy got knotted up.

[00:36:23] Someone's pussy came out inside out and then just tied up into a knot.

[00:36:30] Great.

[00:36:31] Now I have to go back to the doctor.

[00:36:32] Thanks a lot, Adam.

[00:36:34] Great.

[00:36:35] Now I have to get my pussy untied by the doctor and stuffed back in and dilated.

[00:36:42] You made my pussy into a goddamn balloon.

[00:36:44] I think that's like a jam balloon in.

[00:36:45] I think you're not supposed to say the word dilating.

[00:36:48] I think it's transphobic to say that.

[00:36:50] That's like too far.

[00:36:51] Dilated?

[00:36:52] Yeah, if you make jokes about dilating, I think that's like too far.

[00:36:57] Because of the post-op surgery?

[00:36:59] Yeah, it's like a...

[00:37:00] It's something they have to do.

[00:37:01] You have to like...

[00:37:02] It's like a piercing.

[00:37:03] It'll close up.

[00:37:04] Yeah, you have to sleep with a dildo and or like a space...

[00:37:06] Or like a ruby stud, yeah.

[00:37:08] Like a big...

[00:37:09] Like a big gauge doubt.

[00:37:12] Yeah, you got to get gated.

[00:37:14] That's the other thing I forgot about until I went to Portland.

[00:37:16] Mm, you're gauges.

[00:37:18] They're still doing gauges.

[00:37:19] Mm-hmm.

[00:37:20] You ever see a guy where you just blew his shit out and he just got...

[00:37:22] He tried to go back.

[00:37:24] Yeah.

[00:37:25] Yeah, he tried to like put a polo on and like get a job.

[00:37:28] Game you'll bet only see the ratio for me.

[00:37:33] You mean my jam.

[00:37:35] Those are just recording into her.

[00:37:36] Like that's very good.

[00:37:37] Let's do a song one more time.

[00:37:40] And this time a little bit more motion when you hit the chorus.

[00:37:44] Please, Hector.

[00:37:45] And the way she for me.

[00:37:49] She for me.

[00:37:52] If just...

[00:37:53] If just me on the news.

[00:37:54] Hey, Donnelly, these fucking song confessions that you've been doing?

[00:37:59] Song victim statements?

[00:38:00] Yeah.

[00:38:01] They're a hit.

[00:38:02] They're goddamn hit.

[00:38:03] The judge loves them.

[00:38:04] You're a genius.

[00:38:06] Wow.

[00:38:07] Shout out to...

[00:38:09] I just want to make a public shout out to my friends Sammy and Max who do all the fulfillment

[00:38:15] for my t-shirts.

[00:38:17] In two days they've fulfilled every single order from Friday.

[00:38:21] Wow.

[00:38:22] Guys and if you want the t-shirts they're two new t-shirts out at www.adamfreetland.com

[00:38:27] slash shop.

[00:38:28] They should call you Adam Business.

[00:38:29] We sold a lot of shirts folks.

[00:38:31] We sold a lot of shirts.

[00:38:33] Adam Jonathan Business.

[00:38:34] The beautiful shirts.

[00:38:36] Donald Trump is one of the best businessman that I've ever lived.

[00:38:40] That there's ever been.

[00:38:41] If Donald Trump opened a bank not only would I keep my money in that bank, I would put

[00:38:45] naked pictures of myself in a safe deposit box and mail him the key personally.

[00:38:50] And say don't let anyone open this.

[00:38:52] This is compromise.

[00:38:53] This is for your eyes only.

[00:38:55] This is for blackmail.

[00:38:57] If you want to take a peek let me know what you think.

[00:39:00] Let me know.

[00:39:01] Perhaps we can become pen pals or I can hold your pocket while you walk around the prison

[00:39:06] yard.

[00:39:07] If you go to prison Donald Trump I'm going to be committing a crime.

[00:39:10] Not only I will download.

[00:39:11] I'm going to sit in the middle of Times Square and download Child Pornography on my computer

[00:39:17] until they take me to the same prison as Donald Trump where I will be his girlfriend.

[00:39:27] That is a public promise to our president.

[00:39:30] Our true president Donald Trump.

[00:39:32] I've already picked out names.

[00:39:33] I'm thinking maybe I'll be Tiffany in there.

[00:39:36] Tiffany Hannity.

[00:39:37] You can call me Tiffany Hannity, Tiffany Haddish.

[00:39:39] You can call me whatever you want.

[00:39:41] Listen he's going to need a replacement for Melania.

[00:39:43] She fucked a kid.

[00:39:45] Tiffany Haddish.

[00:39:46] Yeah.

[00:39:47] It's been in the news and they kind of buried it.

[00:39:51] I'm going to look at a girls trip to Little Saint James.

[00:39:57] About that.

[00:39:58] Oh you're actually just going to be on the phone.

[00:40:00] No I'm looking at a child sexual abuse allegations.

[00:40:04] Child.

[00:40:05] Yeah we sure wasn't that kind of child.

[00:40:07] No I think.

[00:40:08] No there's only one eye in the words.

[00:40:11] So I think it's just honey and child.

[00:40:13] Does it end with an e what?

[00:40:15] This news story is crazy.

[00:40:17] Wait it's not just her.

[00:40:19] It's the entire cast of girls trip.

[00:40:23] A woman identified as Jane does with a young lady filed a request to dismiss.

[00:40:28] Oh she dismissed her claim that Tiffany Haddish and Aries Spears coerced her and her brother

[00:40:36] identified as John Doe into recording sexually explicit skits on camera when they were minors.

[00:40:42] Oh so what is that?

[00:40:44] She didn't fuck a kid.

[00:40:45] It's basically you know like how you had a 14 year old come in here.

[00:40:49] She wasn't actually 14 years old.

[00:40:50] She was I believe 19 years old.

[00:40:53] You called me and said we have two 10 year olds coming in and I said we did cut the.

[00:40:58] We did shoot.

[00:40:59] We did shoot with little kids.

[00:41:00] And those were not sexually explicit.

[00:41:02] And I said absolutely not.

[00:41:04] Do not do that.

[00:41:05] Their dad was here.

[00:41:06] He thought it was cool.

[00:41:07] I think he likes the podcast.

[00:41:08] Yeah what happens when they don't think it's cool.

[00:41:10] Yeah well we took it out of that.

[00:41:12] We took it out of the episode.

[00:41:13] What happens when they don't think it's cool.

[00:41:15] You know what else they took out of something that didn't end up in the final cut that was

[00:41:18] still a huge issue.

[00:41:19] Brian Singer filming a bunch of nude children in a locker room for the movie.

[00:41:25] I think X-Men first class.

[00:41:27] Clapt people.

[00:41:28] Oh yeah that's yeah I believe you've told me about that before.

[00:41:32] We're like clapped people.

[00:41:36] Clapped.

[00:41:39] My family and I have known Tiffany Haddish for many years and we now know that she would

[00:41:44] never harm me or my brother.

[00:41:45] So they buried it dude.

[00:41:47] They got the Jewish lawyers.

[00:41:49] They got the good lawyers.

[00:41:52] He got dismissed.

[00:41:54] Shout out to Tiffany for beating the case.

[00:41:56] Yeah Tiffany Haddish.

[00:41:57] Tiffany Haddish bitch told me she was a pedophile.

[00:42:00] Maybe I wouldn't have enjoyed girls trip.

[00:42:02] Dude you got to see the beginning of her special Black Pot Mitzvah.

[00:42:06] It is truly it is truly insane.

[00:42:10] Wonder what's her Jair Stripper with me.

[00:42:13] Jair's who wants to come to Wickham's house to watch Jair's trip.

[00:42:25] Tiffany Haddish said I know people have a bunch of questions.

[00:42:28] I get it.

[00:42:29] I'm right there with you.

[00:42:30] Yeah.

[00:42:31] Unfortunately because there is an ongoing legal case there's very little I could say

[00:42:33] right now but clearly while the sketch was intended to be comedic.

[00:42:37] It was for a sketch.

[00:42:39] Yeah.

[00:42:40] It was like two little kids got raped.

[00:42:41] What the fuck was going on in that sketch.

[00:42:43] I need to see it was good.

[00:42:45] It's got to be a banger.

[00:42:46] It's got to be so funny.

[00:42:48] Tiffany Haddish is fucking funny.

[00:42:49] She's very talented.

[00:42:50] Yeah.

[00:42:51] Here he's beautiful.

[00:42:52] He's super talented.

[00:42:53] Yeah.

[00:42:54] The questions are amazing.

[00:42:55] I'm going to need to see that sketch.

[00:42:57] This is our PTounds in Moment happens.

[00:43:01] Your honor.

[00:43:02] We thought it was a funny sketch.

[00:43:03] We thought it was a good sketch.

[00:43:08] Yeah.

[00:43:09] You get brought up on child pornography and you're like listen I'm in the second city.

[00:43:16] Yeah.

[00:43:17] I make sense.

[00:43:18] What the hell is the first city?

[00:43:20] It's a little same thing.

[00:43:21] Do you know anybody already do this joke?

[00:43:23] No, the joke was in that episode that the gay guy we had.

[00:43:27] He said he did the third city.

[00:43:29] No, no.

[00:43:30] He said he's not going to go.

[00:43:32] What was the first city?

[00:43:34] It was like Saudi Arabia or something.

[00:43:37] I keep having beja.

[00:43:39] It was Mecca.

[00:43:40] Damn.

[00:43:41] I kind of want to go to the movies tonight.

[00:43:43] Dude, we fucking missed Avatar 3D IMAX.

[00:43:46] Yeah.

[00:43:47] You want to go later this week?

[00:43:49] Yeah.

[00:43:50] If it's still running.

[00:43:51] I kind of want to go to the movies tonight.

[00:43:52] Dude.

[00:43:53] I'm sorry.

[00:43:54] Once I sit down here and fiddle with these wires for another.

[00:43:56] I never saw.

[00:43:57] I'm going to be here until 5am.

[00:43:58] I know.

[00:43:59] I'm glad you're not as pissed as you were at the beginning of this episode.

[00:44:05] I never saw Avatar 3D IMAX because I knew that I was about to break up with this girl,

[00:44:11] Meg.

[00:44:14] I didn't have the courage to break up with her.

[00:44:16] Meg Stolter?

[00:44:17] I forgot you guys dated.

[00:44:18] No, it wasn't Meg Stolter.

[00:44:19] Very funny comedian by the way.

[00:44:21] No, but I didn't have a big outfit.

[00:44:24] That should be next for you is big fat woman.

[00:44:27] What do you mean next?

[00:44:29] That's my life right now.

[00:44:32] You know I'm with a loud type of big bitch.

[00:44:33] I think you're not.

[00:44:34] I know.

[00:44:35] She's not at all.

[00:44:36] She's a lovely beautiful woman.

[00:44:39] So no, anyway, so.

[00:44:40] You know, everybody knows our style.

[00:44:42] We go on a double date.

[00:44:44] We're sitting at the table.

[00:44:45] The entire table's win.

[00:44:46] Fucking combined 185 pounds.

[00:44:49] Yeah.

[00:44:50] Yeah.

[00:44:51] No, that's not ours.

[00:44:52] And we all share one big noodle.

[00:44:57] We all just suck around the noodle disc.

[00:44:59] Dude, my dad, I don't know if I've said this on the show, but my dad saw Avatar 3D IMAX.

[00:45:05] I didn't go.

[00:45:06] He cried.

[00:45:07] He most beautiful movie.

[00:45:08] He didn't cry.

[00:45:09] No, but he got depressed.

[00:45:10] He got depressed for the first.

[00:45:11] It was the third time I've ever seen him get like kind of lose his mind.

[00:45:15] Yeah.

[00:45:16] And it was because he's been living on this planet his whole life and it was the first

[00:45:19] time he got to live on another planet.

[00:45:21] Yeah.

[00:45:22] And then the movie ended and he wanted to go back to Pandora and be with the nothing.

[00:45:26] I truly thought that was one of the gayest movies I've ever seen.

[00:45:29] I didn't enjoy a second of it.

[00:45:32] Did you see it in 3D IMAX though?

[00:45:33] I heard it's like a fucking ride.

[00:45:36] No, I heard it's an amazing ride.

[00:45:38] No.

[00:45:39] No.

[00:45:40] I want to see it, dude.

[00:45:41] I never got to do it because of that girl's man.

[00:45:43] You know what's an amazing ride?

[00:45:44] The Tower of Terror.

[00:45:45] Yeah.

[00:45:46] Disney World.

[00:45:47] Is it?

[00:45:48] It's not that scary.

[00:45:50] I told you I wanted that roller coaster at the mall in New Jersey.

[00:45:53] The line is scary.

[00:45:54] Yeah, the line of Tower of Terror.

[00:45:57] They really went all out for that fucking, that must be the coolest job in the world.

[00:46:01] It's being the guy into industrial music, the design, the Tower of Terror set up.

[00:46:09] Yeah.

[00:46:10] Yeah.

[00:46:11] Just some guy getting it.

[00:46:12] Trent Reznor.

[00:46:13] Yeah, some guy got it.

[00:46:14] Some guy with colored contacts getting autistic pussy in 1997.

[00:46:17] It was West Borland.

[00:46:19] Yeah.

[00:46:20] No, my dad got seriously depressed, dude.

[00:46:23] Yeah, the avatars.

[00:46:24] He was one of those people, then the V-thing.

[00:46:28] You know the first two times I saw him like that?

[00:46:30] First time, O.J. Simpson.

[00:46:32] Really?

[00:46:33] He thought he was like the only, he thought that the way the world had set him up, the

[00:46:40] white police officers also set up O.J. Simpson.

[00:46:43] Yeah.

[00:46:44] My dad was an O.J.

[00:46:45] innocent guy.

[00:46:46] There's a lot of boomers, boomers, they remember the two months in their early years

[00:46:53] where they maybe went to a protest or something.

[00:46:55] And then they're like, they think we tried to make a difference.

[00:46:59] Yeah, right.

[00:47:00] They get to the end of their life in their fucking ways.

[00:47:01] We were revolutionaries, man.

[00:47:03] Yeah.

[00:47:04] No, you just fucked without a condom.

[00:47:06] Yeah, right.

[00:47:07] You fucked some girl with a nasty smell pussy.

[00:47:10] Yeah.

[00:47:11] You put patchouli oil on and fucked some nasty bitch.

[00:47:14] You got patchouli hole.

[00:47:16] You got some patchouli puss.

[00:47:17] You got a bunch of you fucked up.

[00:47:18] You got a little bit of patchouli puss.

[00:47:20] Yeah, you fucked a pussy that looked like a Thanksgiving table decoration.

[00:47:25] A fucking gourd.

[00:47:29] A horn.

[00:47:30] That was the first time O.J.

[00:47:31] He was like losing his mind over O.J.

[00:47:33] Second time when Bush stole.

[00:47:35] 9-11?

[00:47:36] The 2000 election when Bush, the hanging chat.

[00:47:40] Bush stole the twin towers and brought them to the texture.

[00:47:43] When Bush stole the twin towers.

[00:47:44] The two twin towers were in the West Texas.

[00:47:46] Bush had stolen them.

[00:47:54] You know what the...

[00:47:56] That's why none of the Jews were in the tower.

[00:47:58] Taddled.

[00:47:59] It wasn't because Israel did it.

[00:48:02] Once again, they've been scapegoated.

[00:48:04] I was saying on stage the other day, yesterday, but that text that people got from Israel,

[00:48:09] the Jews got from Israel the day before.

[00:48:11] And they were just like gentle reminded, but I don't want to interrupt anything but tomorrow

[00:48:17] we're doing 9-11.

[00:48:18] It's going to be 9-11 tomorrow.

[00:48:20] You're going to have a night.

[00:48:21] You might not want to go to work.

[00:48:23] Real quick though, are you going to wake up real early and get this truck and get all

[00:48:27] this shit done?

[00:48:28] Tomorrow?

[00:48:29] I thought Maima was going to pick it up.

[00:48:31] No, because we don't still don't have a date as the one they're going to drop.

[00:48:35] What time do we have to get the truck?

[00:48:36] I don't know, but early, but then also UPS is dropping stuff off and they're not doing

[00:48:40] door release.

[00:48:41] I am down, but I have to get my fucking car, dude.

[00:48:45] My car is in the fucking toe.

[00:48:47] Just leave it.

[00:48:49] Your car's not worth shit, dude.

[00:48:51] But what am I going to do?

[00:48:52] The car is worth less than it was.

[00:48:53] What do I do?

[00:48:54] I cancel the insurance.

[00:48:55] You leave the car in the lot forever until, you know, in 10 years, you check the Comptroller's

[00:49:01] website and see if you get any money for it.

[00:49:04] They pay you for it?

[00:49:05] I have no idea.

[00:49:06] I don't know if I could do that.

[00:49:10] You go to probate court and you find out.

[00:49:13] My dumb bitch girlfriend left my car on a street that was out there resurfacing.

[00:49:20] Yeah.

[00:49:21] And so now I have my car fucked up.

[00:49:22] Meg Stalter strikes again.

[00:49:24] Meg Stalter is a very nice person.

[00:49:28] She would never be with me.

[00:49:29] Your Adam's girlfriend, Meg Stalter.

[00:49:30] She would never be with a fucking loser like me.

[00:49:35] Why not?

[00:49:37] You don't know that, dude.

[00:49:38] Maybe I'm setting you guys up.

[00:49:39] Had a daydream, believe it.

[00:49:40] I have a girl for Nick.

[00:49:41] I have a girl.

[00:49:42] Meg's going to be like, I can't believe you let Nick say all those awful things about

[00:49:46] me.

[00:49:47] And you're like, what awful things?

[00:49:48] And she's like, that I'm big.

[00:49:49] And you're like, what awful things?

[00:49:52] And then she's like, that's right.

[00:49:53] And then no.

[00:49:54] And then she's like, what does that mean?

[00:49:55] And you're like, personally, I don't think that's awful.

[00:49:58] I think it's awful.

[00:49:59] I think it's beautiful.

[00:50:01] And then she's like, well, I'll get your car out of the about line.

[00:50:07] Microphone should get my fucking car for me.

[00:50:09] Why?

[00:50:10] Because it's her fault.

[00:50:12] How is it her fault?

[00:50:13] I thought you were leaving that fucking piece of shit just on the street.

[00:50:16] It doesn't even run.

[00:50:18] Well, it doesn't start.

[00:50:20] I mean, she could have just fixed my car for me and then moved it so I didn't get fucking

[00:50:26] towed.

[00:50:28] Dude.

[00:50:29] I just want to know what the sketch was that Tiffany Haddish did.

[00:50:38] Sorry, we can't both be doing phone stuff.

[00:50:52] I got to see this sketch.

[00:51:04] Tiffany Haddish claims she has no job after pedophile sketch loss.

[00:51:08] Dude.

[00:51:09] Yeah.

[00:51:10] Yeah, fuck these, dude.

[00:51:12] Abusing children during a 2013 sketch.

[00:51:16] Yeah.

[00:51:17] Well, I just need to know what it was.

[00:51:20] God damn it.

[00:51:22] Fuck ass, dude.

[00:51:24] What?

[00:51:25] I just wasted my time with these fucking.

[00:51:27] I'm going to have to find another setup.

[00:51:29] I'm just going to buy nice ones.

[00:51:31] Nice one.

[00:51:32] Like not Chinese.

[00:51:33] I'll find like some brand name.

[00:51:36] What do you mean?

[00:51:38] Can you just go to fucking Best Buy?

[00:51:40] No, they don't have shielded jacks.

[00:51:42] They often don't even have like like Cat 6A rated jacks.

[00:51:45] I don't even know the difference between Cat 6 and Cat 6A other than I mean, maybe it's

[00:51:49] a wire gauge or something.

[00:51:50] But you're going to get letters, man.

[00:51:52] The issue is you're going to get letters.

[00:51:53] I know.

[00:51:54] You got to stop already fucking.

[00:51:56] I'm just saying what's been going on in our day.

[00:51:58] They want to know.

[00:51:59] Yeah.

[00:52:00] There's some guy with candy all over his mouth and a dark room.

[00:52:02] Like that fucking man, I'm just back to stealing the episodes.

[00:52:06] Just a glare of a computer monitor on them like glasses held together by tape and a smile

[00:52:12] is forming on his face as he opens up Gmail and there's just bugs in his teeth.

[00:52:16] He's just fucking, there's just trolley, bright crawlers just fucking dripping out of his

[00:52:22] mouth and he's like, he knows.

[00:52:24] He doesn't know this shot.

[00:52:25] He doesn't know the wires.

[00:52:27] I don't know the wires.

[00:52:29] He finally knows that he's better than you.

[00:52:31] I'm just trying to assume I'm going to tell him about the wires.

[00:52:34] He's just hit it and then the subject.

[00:52:36] You fucking idiot.

[00:52:39] This is how the wires go.

[00:52:46] You fucking moron piece of shit.

[00:52:49] You piece of shit.

[00:52:50] And then if you're that guy.

[00:52:51] You never heard about the fans.

[00:52:53] If you're that guy, if you're that guy, please find the courage in your heart to come out

[00:52:59] to a show and say hi afterwards and I will be nice to you and all that will be for not.

[00:53:05] You don't have to live your life like that, bro.

[00:53:07] You don't have to be like that.

[00:53:09] You can realize that everybody just turns into an old fucking tired faggot.

[00:53:13] Yeah, I'm not exam.

[00:53:16] I'm good.

[00:53:17] Wait, hold on.

[00:53:18] I have to actually check on something.

[00:53:21] What do you have to check on?

[00:53:22] My phone.

[00:53:23] One second.

[00:53:24] You have to check on your phone.

[00:53:25] Come on, bro.

[00:53:26] Don't leave me hanging.

[00:53:27] I know I'm just going to talk about the fucking wires.

[00:53:29] So here's the problem is I'm just trying to visualize what's going on here.

[00:53:36] But these are these like toolless fucking cat six A shielded jacks and it's like it's

[00:53:42] got to be I don't I don't even think I can't like I'm looking at it.

[00:53:47] It doesn't even look like the the the the the the the the the the the the vinyl or whatever

[00:53:54] on the wires itself is being fully pierced by these fucking things.

[00:53:59] But then also the housing is grounded and there's just bear copper like real close to

[00:54:07] where the fucking the the jacket for the thing is.

[00:54:12] So I'm going to have to I'm going to have to do some fucking research and because what's

[00:54:17] the point this is this is how everything in my fucking life goes.

[00:54:19] I go overkill.

[00:54:20] I say, you know what?

[00:54:21] I'm going to get I'm going to even though there's no reason for it.

[00:54:25] I'm going to get shielded cable.

[00:54:28] You know, and I'm going to do it.

[00:54:30] I'm going to do it right because this thing is going to be I'm telling you there's going

[00:54:33] to be XLRs going all throughout these fucking all this stretch and all is going to be filled

[00:54:38] with cable.

[00:54:40] You know, I might even do there's going to be runs to the lights if we control those

[00:54:45] over either net rather than then what is it DMX is the other option.

[00:54:52] I don't know.

[00:54:53] Fuck that works.

[00:54:54] But and it's not even going to be necessary because you know why all the other shit is

[00:54:59] is shielded also also where there is never going to be 10 gig in here and if there is

[00:55:06] we have a one year lease.

[00:55:07] If there is going to be 10 gig, the move is just a run fiber back to the office.

[00:55:13] You know, and not have not fuck around with.

[00:55:16] No, because you're going to it's what is it when it's when they do that it'll be like

[00:55:21] a little like SFP module.

[00:55:22] Dude, I don't know what you're talking about.

[00:55:24] No, you're gone.

[00:55:25] So I have to go into this.

[00:55:26] I'm sorry.

[00:55:27] No, I really put you in a bit.

[00:55:28] You know, fucking like you don't like talking about your personal life and then you fucking

[00:55:33] just exposed your whole household the internet.

[00:55:36] You told them you exposed your soul and now they're going to fucking destroy you.

[00:55:42] Yeah, those book mouth guys.

[00:55:44] Yeah, but see, I thought I was metering myself by not doing saying fuck it.

[00:55:48] Let's put cat eight in here.

[00:55:49] I said six days all I need.

[00:55:52] Do they have 10 gig internet anywhere like South Korea or something?

[00:55:56] Well, you can like I mean, the truth is, I mean, some of this is why I think to gone

[00:56:00] probably.

[00:56:01] We will need because in the other room is where I want to put kind of like all the, you know,

[00:56:05] like the racks to archive stuff.

[00:56:08] And you will need like, but that, you know, there's no, I can just like cut cable and put

[00:56:14] it into the other room to have like 10 gig on the land, you know, like within the network.

[00:56:22] And then I don't, that's probably also not.

[00:56:24] Well, it might be necessary if you build like network storage to do video editing here and

[00:56:31] we're shooting in like eight K or something and then using network storage, then like

[00:56:36] potentially maybe you need something faster than like gig.

[00:56:40] We're not shooting an egg or shooting like HD for some things.

[00:56:46] There's a larger plan.

[00:56:47] I know.

[00:56:48] It's like a sexual plan.

[00:56:50] We're going to get a couple of kids.

[00:56:52] We're going to get a couple of black miners in here.

[00:56:54] And we're going to do some comedy sketches if you know what I'm saying.

[00:56:57] That's got to be the worst kind of pedophiles.

[00:56:59] Like the white guy that's fucking black kids.

[00:57:01] Yeah.

[00:57:02] You think in the pedophile community, they're like, come on, dude.

[00:57:05] That's fucking racist.

[00:57:06] Yeah, you started a charity, dude.

[00:57:08] That's fucked up.

[00:57:09] Was it in doesky fucking black kids?

[00:57:12] He did it through his charity, right?

[00:57:15] I didn't watch the documentary.

[00:57:32] He did it for Funny or Die.

[00:57:37] Instead the site found the website absolutely, we found the video absolutely disgusting.

[00:57:42] We were not involved with the conceptualization development funding of this project or video.

[00:57:50] Was uploaded to the site as a user generated content was removed in 2018.

[00:57:55] So it's out there.

[00:57:57] It's clearly out there.

[00:57:59] What Robert De Niro?

[00:58:00] No, they're pedophiles, guys.

[00:58:02] Is that your other phone?

[00:58:04] Yeah.

[00:58:05] I guess your phone's finally working, huh?

[00:58:07] Just wait.

[00:58:08] You know what?

[00:58:09] Pick up the phone.

[00:58:10] Give it three minutes.

[00:58:11] Three more minutes of the Adam Friedland show.

[00:58:12] It's your show.

[00:58:13] Don't forget.

[00:58:14] Adam's final thought with this one.

[00:58:15] How do you want to close it out?

[00:58:16] What do you want to talk about?

[00:58:18] This feels good.

[00:58:19] I don't know.

[00:58:20] Like this doesn't feel like bad at all.

[00:58:21] The episode?

[00:58:22] I think we're we need to figure out how to keep this energy make the show funny, but

[00:58:27] this sort of pace.

[00:58:29] It's light.

[00:58:30] It's light.

[00:58:31] It's a light pass.

[00:58:32] It's very it's it's you know what?

[00:58:33] It's a late night show.

[00:58:35] It is like this is this is perfect night.

[00:58:36] You got to start listening to his podcast at 2 AM 3 AM with a glass of brandy and you're

[00:58:40] smoking jacket.

[00:58:41] Yeah.

[00:58:42] While you're while you're sending angry emails about network cables.

[00:58:48] Adam's final thought guys.

[00:58:50] This is a thought on for Russia show on a new year.

[00:58:54] We've been through a lot in this country with a pandemic.

[00:58:59] A Trump size.

[00:59:00] Do you want to enroll in the least Strasburg should be get should be 100% let's do it

[00:59:05] through.

[00:59:06] We should learn how to act.

[00:59:07] We should go to acting school.

[00:59:08] We should like yeah, we should have friends in our class.

[00:59:17] We're like, Oh dude, I think you did some great scene.

[00:59:19] We're sitting there like fucking paying full attention to professor leaning forward the

[00:59:23] chair fingers tented, but I'm wearing the Chinese teeth.

[00:59:29] Just trying to take it all.

[00:59:32] Did we got to go?

[00:59:33] We got to learn how to method act.

[00:59:35] We got to learn how to access or they have they have to let us in there.

[00:59:40] Right?

[00:59:41] We're famous.

[00:59:42] Yeah.

[00:59:43] And then how college works.

[00:59:44] We'd probably be there Columbia.

[00:59:45] Columbia led college Columbia led fucking.

[00:59:46] What's his name James Franco James Franco just got to go to.

[00:59:49] He went there to get pussy.

[00:59:50] And write like book reports on like middle school assigned reading.

[00:59:55] He's like, today I've read hatchet.

[00:59:59] Yeah, no, literally.

[01:00:00] Yeah, he would like review hatchet for vice magazine.

[01:00:05] That's so funny.

[01:00:06] And get pussy.

[01:00:07] Well, folks, we had fun with you.

[01:00:09] I have to piss Adam is like has to go to his phone.

[01:00:11] I know you're probably mad.

[01:00:12] No, I have to go home for Russia.

[01:00:14] Oh, right.

[01:00:15] Russia.

[01:00:16] My girlfriend's making a Russia.

[01:00:17] I'm about to piss my fucking pants.

[01:00:19] She's making dinner and I'm going to get in trouble.

[01:00:21] And I know people are like, whoa, she's not Jewish.

[01:00:23] Nick has the big.

[01:00:25] This is big of her as a non-Jewish girlfriend.

[01:00:27] He has to piss a lot.

[01:00:28] There must be something wrong.

[01:00:29] I'll tell you what happened because Adam requested and he asked nicely.

[01:00:33] I got I got a sub water cooler.

[01:00:35] He did.

[01:00:36] Shout out to Nick for getting the water cooler and really nice Yeti water bottle.

[01:00:40] I got us matching Yeti water bottles.

[01:00:42] And we have matching backpacks.

[01:00:43] And we have matching backpacks.

[01:00:44] And I'm going to get the same glasses as Adam.

[01:00:47] And we're both.

[01:00:48] Both about that ponytail.

[01:00:49] Both about to be ponytail.

[01:00:52] My hair is getting quite a lot.

[01:00:54] But guys, thanks for coming to the show.

[01:00:56] I'm drinking too much water.

[01:00:58] Guys, oh, this weekend I'm in Los Angeles on Friday and Saturday.

[01:01:01] There's I don't know if they're tickets.

[01:01:03] I'm going to try my website.

[01:01:04] I'm feeling like I'm slash I'm going to be there hanging out.

[01:01:06] And then the weekend after that, I think about the Houston improv guys.

[01:01:09] We need to put so much to Houston improv.

[01:01:12] I will be there.

[01:01:13] Not just weekend after next.

[01:01:15] Come catch me inside.

[01:01:18] Next, next going to be drinking the promethas.

[01:01:22] Cash me on a side.

[01:01:24] Coding.

[01:01:25] Cash me on a side.

[01:01:26] How about that?

[01:01:27] How about that?

[01:01:28] How about how you like my now?

[01:01:30] Cash me on a side.

[01:01:31] How about that?

[01:01:32] Thank you.

[01:01:33] Thank you.

[01:01:34] We will be saying.

[01:01:35] What we love like that.

[01:01:36] I forgot about it.

[01:01:37] The Japanese guys find the other black on a side.

[01:01:51] Oh, you don't share.

[01:01:56] We've done well.

[01:02:24] Thank you so much.