TAFS | Regular | 09/29/2022
[00:00:37] So why are you going to tell the building?
[00:00:46] Anyways, I don't know if I want to leave that part in.
[00:00:53] Oh, you're going to get so much mice advice.
[00:00:55] I get to fuck all this fucking advice from people, which I mean, I'll clarify the cable
[00:01:13] I'm going to email from a guy who's like, never mind.
[00:01:22] Oh, well, I'm like the classic fucking GED guy that's like, I can fucking do that.
[00:01:31] And then, you know, but like, so there's a lot of things.
[00:01:40] But that's also the people I've attracted as an audience.
[00:01:46] So they're like, he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.
[00:01:49] And then I'm like, OK, what do you, what do I do?
[00:01:53] And then they're like, well, maybe this.
[00:01:55] And it's like, so you're the same guy as me.
[00:01:59] You're just two days behind me in the, I'll figure it out myself.
[00:02:09] A guy that I met in Rhode Island, very tall, skinny, weird dude,
[00:02:18] Made me, he was like, got this close to me, two inches from my face.
[00:02:21] And was like, tell me how tall Adam is.
[00:02:24] And I was like, oh, no, he said, tell me how tall Nick is.
[00:02:29] He was like, OK, then how tall is Adam?
[00:02:33] Adam is this big and like went way shorter.
[00:02:37] And then I mean, he made me talk about it with him for like,
[00:02:41] And then at one point, he was like on the podcast,
[00:02:44] you said that you used to work at 9 to 5
[00:02:48] And now you do an hour of comedy and you get tired out.
[00:02:52] And then he, with like one smooth motion whip tissue off,
[00:02:56] slammed it on the table in front of me so hard
[00:02:59] and was like, take a walk in my N word shoes.
[00:03:12] Yeah, there's a lot of freaks out there.
[00:03:20] And I don't think maybe it's just that every club you work,
[00:03:25] the manager will say like, oh, the people that
[00:03:28] came out to your show, they were like very courteous
[00:03:31] and nice, you know, as opposed to, I guess,
[00:03:34] if you have Joe Koi's audiences famously,
[00:03:43] Joe Koi's famous racist biker audience.
[00:03:48] I have a lot of women who are convinced
[00:03:58] When they're drunk and they're coming on to you,
[00:04:00] they'll just touch all of your body parts at once somehow.
[00:04:02] They're like, it's like claustrophobic.
[00:04:05] She'll be like, oh my god, I love your shirt.
[00:04:08] And you're like, you want to take it off.
[00:04:12] So you take your shirt off for these lesbians?
[00:04:17] Yeah, lesbians are constantly grabbing me.
[00:04:22] They have this theory that all bisexual women are ugly.
[00:04:24] And they're just taking whatever they can get.
[00:04:35] I want him to be the New York comedian gay.
[00:04:38] Where they just have sex with trans women.
[00:04:44] When it was just used to be, you know, like somebody
[00:04:54] Because I feel like his spectrum, he'll date men.
[00:04:59] And then, but the women that he dates are so feminine
[00:05:05] And the idea of like period sex to him, he's like, fuck no.
[00:05:17] If a woman rejects him, he'll be like, fine.
[00:05:26] I have to make a little trip to the bathroom
[00:05:33] Well, it's like how your girlfriend's gay friend just
[00:05:38] It's like, oh my god, sweetie, your tits look incredible.
[00:05:47] he can't be that gay because the women he dates
[00:05:50] And I'm like, no, that's because he's gay and repulsed
[00:05:57] I was hanging out with me and Stav and, I don't know,
[00:06:01] I think Evan Williams was there, maybe.
[00:06:04] And we all went to some diner near the old stand.
[00:06:07] And Ian starts talking about how he's a handsome guy.
[00:06:10] And me and Stav are like, on a scale of one to 10,
[00:06:14] He's like, I don't know, like eight, nine or something.
[00:06:18] And we're like, Ian, you're one of the ugliest people
[00:06:23] You look like the entire band, Toto, went into the machine
[00:06:29] I was looking at him today in the pocket.
[00:06:32] He has, there is a, I mean, he's like a brother,
[00:06:35] at this point, it's a little gross, but I can see the,
[00:06:58] So you think old guys are male comedians or unfundable?
[00:07:05] I was watching Mike Racine's old late night.
[00:07:16] He keeps texting me and being like, you want to go to the gym?
[00:07:18] And I'm like, no, I'm not ever going to do that with you.
[00:07:20] That's the last thing I ever wanted to do.
[00:07:23] Me and him are on the road together all the time.
[00:07:26] And it's just like, what are we even fucking doing here?
[00:07:30] We've got more exercise in that elevator.
[00:07:35] Isn't it weird that he's just out in the world right now
[00:07:37] like existing like the fact that he just wakes up every day.
[00:07:41] And he's like, I'm going to be this guy again.
[00:07:44] Wait, did Ian kill that podcast that we did?
[00:07:59] That was the one he called a dystopian nightmare.
[00:08:02] Well, because we're seeing the whole time.
[00:08:04] We're seeing Broadway's getting made up.
[00:08:06] And you're like, maybe doesn't speak English, dude.
[00:08:09] That's one of the best Ian quotes of all time.
[00:08:16] And he goes, I'm sorry for the dystopian nightmare.
[00:08:20] I guess he heard the words dystopian nightmare.
[00:08:24] He thought it was like a Philip K. Dick no.
[00:08:28] They'll all at the same time get hooked on some expression.
[00:08:36] They'll just, I've made this point before.
[00:08:37] But there was a while where a bunch of comics kept saying,
[00:08:44] And they're just describing any decision.
[00:08:52] I'm trying to think of the zeitgeist thing that's happening now.
[00:08:55] Inside baseball was the thing they were all saying for a while.
[00:09:00] Matter was the word that would be like you don't.
[00:09:01] But like Louie would always say, because you don't matter.
[00:09:10] Twice last night I heard people talking
[00:09:18] Well, about how that was the only impact of George Floyd.
[00:09:22] So there's more black people in commercials.
[00:09:27] We're hiding them from the police in commercials.
[00:09:29] Tyrone and Wang are trying to find the right banking
[00:09:35] That's kind of the only thing that's changed.
[00:09:37] I know I was talking to my mom about that.
[00:09:39] I was talking about how it just changed the lives
[00:09:44] But the punchline is, and I'll just burn this bit,
[00:09:47] But the punchline is, and if George saw that,
[00:09:53] He strikes me as a kind of guy that would be pleased by a lot
[00:09:57] That would see black people in McDonald's commercial
[00:10:00] I'm sure the first time George Floyd saw a big mouth
[00:10:03] billy bass, he was like, this is great.
[00:10:08] He seems like a guy that would be wowed by that.
[00:10:18] And it's like, rest in power, George Floyd.
[00:10:27] You said, I mean, Pornhub got like free.
[00:10:28] You know what we call so funny to fuck a dude
[00:10:34] You know there was a guy at the marketing team
[00:10:38] at fucking Pornhub when their numbers are going up.
[00:10:44] We got to figure out a way to let people know we have
[00:10:50] Well, I don't want to say like Eric, no.
[00:10:56] Like during the interview part of the beginning,
[00:10:59] And he's like, Floyd the landlord or something.
[00:11:01] Because that was the thing conservatives
[00:11:03] who go after him for Sean Hannity was like,
[00:11:12] But I don't want to speak ill of the dead.
[00:11:17] If I remember correctly, have a difficult time
[00:11:22] Yeah, that's all that fucking fentanyl in this.
[00:11:26] Maybe he should put his dick in a chokehold.
[00:11:29] Put a little triangle lock on his cock.
[00:11:34] Maybe if Derek had been there to help out.
[00:11:48] I just imagine in just a room with him and Subway
[00:12:01] And his boyfriend is the head of the Muslim Brotherhood.
[00:12:25] Oh, I thought you were about to say months.
[00:12:31] Yeah, I was thinking about how when you have to call to get out,
[00:12:35] but the phone tells the person you're calling.
[00:12:38] Oh, this is a call from Bank Correctional Officer.
[00:12:42] It's cool when guys do freestyles on mixtape.
[00:12:55] Well, you want to lie to the person and be like,
[00:12:59] It should say this is Publishers Clearinghouse.
[00:13:00] Yeah, you should say one of the million dollars.
[00:13:11] she was laughing hysterically and I was crying.
[00:13:21] I had a friend that would go to jail all the time
[00:13:26] And he would get out and then play catch up on culture.
[00:13:35] He'd be like, have you seen Dan in real life?
[00:13:38] You remember what Jamel was saying about his friend?
[00:13:46] it's like share this on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram.
[00:13:49] And so he'd be like sharing porn at 11 AM on a Tuesday
[00:13:56] And Jamel was like, you can't be doing that.
[00:14:01] It is a retarded French Canadian cousin who got on Facebook
[00:14:22] They just took one of my videos down for white trash.
[00:14:40] They didn't even do the thing where they're like,
[00:14:45] But they took it fully off the internet.
[00:14:48] I mean, I'm not going to get into censorship saying.
[00:14:51] But they've really just turned the internet into China.
[00:14:57] And then it's like, you're like, oh, you can't say shit.
[00:15:01] And now Instagram, it does the same shit.
[00:15:03] I mean, you have to like bleep out swear words
[00:15:07] Yeah, I mean, at a certain point, like when the smoke clears,
[00:15:12] if it does ever, like in 10 years, when people look back,
[00:15:16] the absurdity of not being able to go online and say,
[00:15:24] What's really weird is they left up my video
[00:15:26] where a cat called Hasidic Jews literally harassing.
[00:15:41] But then the one, the way trash one went down in minutes.
[00:15:45] During the early days when Nick was living in Chinatown,
[00:15:48] you did one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
[00:15:51] You can't call it like an old Chinese man who's
[00:16:03] I like it when they're dressed up as the recycling bags
[00:16:12] Yeah, there's some of them are real fun.
[00:16:15] Some of those guys are just like making, they're like,
[00:16:25] We need to poo backpack and booty shorts.
[00:16:31] speaking they have full on New York accents.
[00:16:35] Well, there is that giant, there is that black and black
[00:16:37] Some of them have a Chinese New York accent.
[00:16:41] So they're like, yeah, who wants the gold or the fucking
[00:16:50] Many people go play mai-jung under the fucking China
[00:16:54] They always have like jade gold necklace with those guys.
[00:17:09] So Jordan, you just recently started fucking Chinese guys.
[00:17:15] I'm trying to get better at interviewing.
[00:17:16] I don't want the public to know about that.
[00:17:23] I've also never, I don't think I've ever had sex with a
[00:17:35] That guy sounds like a real Don Juan DeMarco.
[00:17:39] I probably should just so that I know you shouldn't fuck
[00:17:43] But you know, I should branch out a little bit.
[00:17:45] I only fuck people who like look like me.
[00:17:52] Maybe that's why you're into, yeah, you're into Ian now.
[00:17:54] Because like you said, you led with, he's like a bummer.
[00:17:59] Yeah, but there's this disheveled aspect of the thing.
[00:18:11] We'll send the girl over to light him now.
[00:18:17] You're going to get like stuck under a table?
[00:18:19] Somebody, oh, Jeff Asma said he turned on his hinge off
[00:18:32] Especially because the dating apps are the most like fucking,
[00:18:43] I wonder if it's so many people spend their whole lives not
[00:18:49] Roberts and Nero knows exactly what it looks like.
[00:18:52] I bet it's like you can't make it so it's white only.
[00:18:55] I bet it's like you can only have it be.
[00:18:57] But if you're a white man, you said it to Asian only.
[00:19:05] If you're like an only Asian women white guy, that's like more.
[00:19:08] I'm going to look and see if you can do it.
[00:19:14] Yeah, I'm going to try and set it to Asian guys only.
[00:19:29] You can set it to Southeast Asian, Pacific Island or Middle East.
[00:19:35] They got to be its own goddamn continent.
[00:19:37] I'm tired of this fucking this like, oh, what do you mean?
[00:19:58] It's a product of Eurocentrism that your Indians are considered Asian to begin with.
[00:20:02] It's like, oh, we'll just blow them all in.
[00:20:05] I don't think we went on naming the continents.
[00:20:08] I don't think we need to do it anymore today.
[00:20:30] As a comedian, everyone can do a British accent.
[00:20:34] But if you're trying to be funny, Australian comes out because it's like, it's like, what's
[00:20:38] a stupid version of like a British accent?
[00:20:42] I had an audience member in the front row just now.
[00:20:45] And every question I asked him, he'd go, not bad.
[00:20:58] I think I become rageful around Australians.
[00:21:04] My parents almost moved there instead of America.
[00:21:10] I just assume you're an idiot if you have an Australian accent.
[00:21:13] Where as if you have a British accent, you'd like, I'm like, oh, this guy's probably an
[00:21:20] I was in my old roommate Joe, he played rugby, and he had all these rugby friends.
[00:21:23] And one of his friends was this British guy.
[00:21:25] And I hung out with him, I mean, you were drinking or whatever.
[00:21:28] But I hung out with him like a handful of times.
[00:21:30] And it took until like the fifth time, I'm like, this guy's like a mental fucking invalid.
[00:21:37] You know, I was like, what'd you do today?
[00:21:46] Yeah, a column is Irish and I am everything.
[00:21:51] Anytime he says a word that's like more than one syllable, I'm like, good job, big boy.
[00:21:56] I think I've showed people there's a clip of him doing stand up from like 15 years ago
[00:22:03] And he like had to learn the English language.
[00:22:06] He just doesn't like you go look at older shit.
[00:22:14] It's like even in I even in game, whatever.
[00:22:19] No, it's just like, yeah, it just like, yeah.
[00:22:23] And then I'll be like, speaks train goes.
[00:22:28] That's part of the problem, too, is he's learning English from people.
[00:22:34] I mean, there's one joke where he uses the word velocity and the entire audience erupts
[00:22:39] just because they're like, holy, we never could guess.
[00:22:42] Velocity velocity velocity velocity velocity velocity velocity velocity like that.
[00:23:16] Your characterization was also so good.
[00:23:21] Well, because if you think about it, that's when you know British guys about to say the
[00:23:26] If you think about it, really, if you think about it, really, really, really, really,
[00:23:34] I'm British, I'm Chinese and I'm from the low East Saudi or Saudi.
[00:23:37] I think about, you know, what we doing here, we're sitting around playing margin under
[00:23:47] We might as well be back in fucking China.
[00:23:57] I got my, I got my, you hear about this George Floyd fella?
[00:24:03] He was Nick and Quiz at the, at the drugstore, the couple's gone.
[00:24:10] Why do we only have Australians everywhere?
[00:24:17] Well, it was because the visa program, because they support us in Iraq.
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[00:24:29] There was a British community named Tom something who's a nice guy when I moved here.
[00:24:34] And I don't know if he's around anymore, but I remember he had a joke that made me laugh.
[00:24:37] And I don't know if he ever did it more than once.
[00:24:39] I just don't do it in an open mic, but he's like, he's like talking about his complaint
[00:24:43] about his wife being like, being like, my body's saying that I have to have a baby.
[00:24:48] You know, and he's like, well, why are you listening to your fucking body?
[00:24:51] He's like, my body's telling me to fuck a 14.
[00:24:56] But it's, I mean, it's never that devil never do well with an audience.
[00:25:01] Well, I'm going to make comedians laugh, but looking at a grown man saying he wants to
[00:25:10] Remember when Louie did the whole not maybe Louie did it, but not British Tom did the
[00:25:16] He did the whole SNL thing about like, obviously fucking kids is better, but we don't do it.
[00:25:22] I mean, it's like, oh, yeah, he did it for the monologue, right?
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[00:26:42] I went with Caleb when I was there in February.
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[00:27:14] This is a artistic black guy on the bus back.
[00:27:16] We saw an artistic black guy in the guy who opens me and goes, that's employable man.
[00:27:26] This guy is like, the War, the Orioles.
[00:27:31] They're not playing the Orioles until, they're not as serious as the Orioles.
[00:27:35] They're doing June 1st through the third, you know?
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[00:28:43] No, no, I've just been doing like this shit and then slowly putting this all up.
[00:28:58] Yeah, lighting is all the I mean, we have to get like lighting lighting.
[00:29:02] Some guys in the DP in here, but they're they have like a specific way.
[00:29:06] All like this lighting equipment and shit was invented by like illiterate people a hundred
[00:29:13] So like these stands and stuff that was all, you know, just some guy that came up with
[00:29:20] But that's the equipment that everything uses.
[00:29:22] So you know, there's this strut channel up there and the strut, you can do cool stuff
[00:29:27] Like you can put little trolleys in there and move stuff around and you can clamp whatever
[00:29:33] I've hung these for like fixtures in art galleries.
[00:29:44] We went to whatever that but what is it?
[00:29:49] Yeah, I know it looks a lot like they're ceiling.
[00:29:52] It was packed every single square inch had a different light on it.
[00:29:56] Like a different it's going to be like that.
[00:30:01] One of our buddies stood up and cheered for Mike and like busted his head hard on one
[00:30:14] He did great, but it's so weird going into those places because it's like his films
[00:30:20] I mean, he literally came up to me and went nice to see you again.
[00:30:28] He felt way more kindred than any everybody else there was like a bizarre people with
[00:30:41] My grandma was an absolute cruel mean woman.
[00:30:45] Then she got Alzheimer's and she became so nice.
[00:30:59] So like, you know, like I think somebody normal get Alzheimer's and they're like, I used to
[00:31:03] run a business and now I have a diaper and they're furious.
[00:31:06] It's like, do you see that movie, The Father?
[00:31:14] I thought it was like, I mean, I guess it is probably an accurate portrayal of like bad
[00:31:17] Alzheimer's, but it's just like kind of a heartless movie.
[00:31:21] It'd be like watching a movie called like the burn victim.
[00:31:28] What's that documentary about that country music guy who's like starting Alzheimer's?
[00:31:35] Yeah, it's like follows him around as he's getting old.
[00:31:38] It's as he's getting dementia, but what's crazy is he's like, he doesn't, you know,
[00:31:43] he's like introducing his daughter on stage and you can't remember a fucking name.
[00:31:47] And then, and then they put a guitar in his hands and he's just going.
[00:31:52] Don't you guys have that though with people now?
[00:31:54] I'll have that where somebody I know so well woke up to me and I'm like, surely your name
[00:31:59] isn't, you know, I don't know anyone caterpillar.
[00:32:05] I see they told me that when I got, I didn't realize that.
[00:32:15] East Nashville is where I lived, which is like where all the musicians and it's like
[00:32:24] That Broadway, it was like walking through like, it was like I had been in, it was like
[00:32:33] Like walking around and it's just fucking like, you know, the emotional equivalent of
[00:32:42] I walked past it with the Racine, but the bombing happened right outside of a Dick's
[00:32:48] last resort restaurant, which is very fun.
[00:32:51] I'm walking down the street, I'm standing next to a souvenir shop in like a shitty barbecue
[00:32:55] restaurant and then one of a million live live ass fucking music.
[00:33:01] We just like Mustang, Sally, blaring and you know, whatever bullshit.
[00:33:05] And this guy with a fucking backpack on, I'm waiting across the street and he comes up
[00:33:13] And he's like, yeah, the party never stopped.
[00:33:24] No, I don't know if I said it on the show, but it gets an hour after that.
[00:33:29] You know, they got those like pedal trolleys.
[00:33:30] Yes, I know the pedal trolleys with the fat girls on them.
[00:33:34] There was a crew of fat women in front of me with the, you know, Looney Tunes cowboy clothes
[00:33:42] The pedal trolley goes by and it's just fat boomers on the pedal trolley.
[00:33:45] And the these women, they're just wooing at everything.
[00:33:50] And so they woo with the pedal trolley and this fucking this like 50 year old guy in gas
[00:33:56] station sunglasses and like the, you know, the goatee 90s goatee looks over.
[00:34:01] He's like, we from Florida, we know how to do this shit.
[00:34:04] And then there's maybe this like brief moment in his face where it's like, am I just like
[00:34:18] I mean, the comedy scene is like too small, but also it's like it has all my best friends
[00:34:25] It was hard to move, but it got to a point where it was like anytime we went out, it
[00:34:28] was like we were going to some honky tongue thing where all the women would dress up as
[00:34:31] prairie wives and all the men would become maladies and like slick their hair back with
[00:34:42] It was so cringe every time we left our neighborhood that I was like, I don't know how
[00:34:46] you guys are all and people come up and be like, can I have this dance?
[00:34:49] And you're like, how are we civil wars over?
[00:35:01] Jordan, they're just being no, it's brutal.
[00:35:05] They're just trying to find love and all of us.
[00:35:08] How they get the most worn bandana ever.
[00:35:10] There's no like like like through line with the culture there because they're like, you
[00:35:14] know, they're like ma'am, I hope you're having a nice afternoon.
[00:35:19] And then they're standing in front of like a Patagonia.
[00:35:25] They were when I was there, they said post COVID.
[00:35:28] It just got flooded with LA, Chicago and New York people.
[00:35:35] Those aren't those aren't LA Chicago and New York people because LA Chicago and New York
[00:35:41] No, people that work remotely and don't want to pay estate tax.
[00:35:45] They're people that leave here because they're like New York is New York doesn't have enough
[00:35:49] souvenir shops and fucking, you know, dumb clothes for me to put on.
[00:35:55] I was about to say the worst part of Nashville is Jack White.
[00:36:02] My friend that you met the other day, Jack White is listening.
[00:36:07] I feel but he and all my buddies have worked for Jack White.
[00:36:10] And it's like he is like the cringiest.
[00:36:15] Have you heard Seven Nation or is bad eyes?
[00:36:19] Oh, one time I worked at a taco shop and he came up to the window and we were like,
[00:36:24] And he just stood in front of the window.
[00:36:25] I mean, just like waiting and one of us had to go out and be like, I mean, we really
[00:36:29] can't we're not going to like fire up the end the ovens and he like stormed off.
[00:36:34] And he also was like, I don't know, has a monopoly on it.
[00:36:39] So much shit in Nashville that it's it's so strange.
[00:36:42] And didn't he like shit all over Detroit, but then like, went back.
[00:36:47] Yeah, but didn't he move and he was like, fuck Detroit and then he like went back and like
[00:36:50] I would have met if I was from Detroit, I would never turn my back.
[00:37:08] I've been a bunch, but like the last time I went, I was.
[00:37:11] No, really, you don't mind musical comedy and people just the cat in the hat stepping on
[00:37:17] stage and being like, here's my little joke.
[00:37:32] Like I feel like Chicago has the gayest comedy I've ever seen in my life.
[00:37:38] You know, I mean, it was like a huge scene.
[00:37:41] But the alt doesn't have it should be segregated how it is in New York.
[00:37:48] I mean, I know the guys that like I just know fucking Kyle and Dan, the guys at Lincoln
[00:37:54] Wait, so you're talking about segregation and comedy.
[00:37:56] So you don't think black people and white people should be doing shows together?
[00:38:07] They're almost is there crushing harder than you?
[00:38:10] No, no, there is like a no, but I do the old comedy thing in Chicago where you can be
[00:38:17] doing have all these like traditional standups and then all of a sudden somebody comes up
[00:38:20] with a guitar and it's just it's awful.
[00:38:24] Honestly, I'm a big comedy music apologist.
[00:38:34] Also is there even that much musical comedy anymore?
[00:38:37] I feel like like 10, 15 years ago that was that shit was fucking everywhere.
[00:38:54] I haven't been back since you got to go for a while.
[00:38:58] I also was roofing there when I lived there.
[00:39:00] It was there for three months and I was in hell.
[00:39:03] No, I just had a couple of days where I just fucking I just went for very long walks.
[00:39:08] Yeah, I went for a run there and I remember being like, I'm on the beach now.
[00:39:10] I'm in the residential now in the city.
[00:39:12] I wanted to walk to the bar from thief.
[00:39:15] The bar that he owns where he takes phone calls.
[00:39:20] But I can't stop thinking about the guy at the bar that you were talking about the other
[00:39:31] I don't even know if I should say it on the show, but me and Steven like, oh, yeah, you
[00:39:41] It's just the idea of a person just like a liar, just like a self.
[00:39:45] Just like, yeah, just his explanation made sense, but it was just it was so funny in
[00:39:51] We like I told Steven to meet me at we're like going to go hang out.
[00:39:54] I told him to meet me at Peter McManus on seven tab and it's over here.
[00:39:59] And Steven thought I said Peter McAnus.
[00:40:01] And then I was like, just making fun of Irish bars in general.
[00:40:05] So it's like 20 minutes go by and like, are you coming or not?
[00:40:10] He's like, Oh, I thought you said Peter McAnus.
[00:40:15] So we meet there where he's late and he's like doing a bit too many times.
[00:40:20] I don't like it's like somebody on like the Broncos or the Seahawks is named to McManus.
[00:40:28] Yeah, and so Steven sees that and he's like, do you fucking see that dude?
[00:40:36] And then he looks over at this guy next to us.
[00:40:43] And then Steven's like, what's his name?
[00:40:48] Dude, he is like, that's, that's an insane thing.
[00:40:54] He is the absolute best guy to go to a bar with.
[00:40:59] That day where I, where we went to international bar in the middle of the day and we met that
[00:41:05] fucking union plumber and that cop, Steven was just like fucking on peak form.
[00:41:23] And also the guy from what do you call it, the rush.
[00:41:29] Yeah, he looks like Geddy Lee and Sean Penn missed.
[00:41:38] He does a thing where he thinks of a bit and then he says it 20 times.
[00:41:43] And the bit is always like, let me ask you something.
[00:41:52] If I downloaded the grinder app and I started having gay sex, man.
[00:41:57] So I've been thinking about downloading grinder.
[00:42:09] When we were editing that episode of this show, there was a black eye on it and he kept
[00:42:15] turning to me and being like, Adam, is it just me or does he sound exactly like a black?
[00:42:23] I was like, we have to keep editing, dude.
[00:42:29] No, he'll say things that are funny and they'll just be like annoying.
[00:42:32] Like, I'll do something that's just like kind of annoying and you don't think it's funny
[00:42:35] at the moment and then you'll think about it later.
[00:42:41] I went to just a bar and Steven had been there for hours or like he got off work and then
[00:42:52] So I go to the bar and he's there and I walk up to him and he does this like, I forget,
[00:42:58] I wish I could remember, but he just like has this like slack, you know, like affect and
[00:43:06] Like, does this like, like this, the most annoying, like fucking trying to be cool, you
[00:43:12] know, like boomer or the things he's black sort of thing.
[00:43:15] And then Adam walks up maybe like 30 seconds later and seems like, watch this, watch this.
[00:43:22] He goes up to Adam and does it the exact same way.
[00:43:32] And then the next day I just couldn't stop laughing about it.
[00:43:37] It's so I what the line was though, and he was too drunk to remember.
[00:43:42] I can't remember what it was, but it was something like, give me some brother.
[00:43:46] And it was just which is something that you wouldn't remark on.
[00:43:52] He's like, yeah, just the idea of like a late 30s white guy, like 38, 38 year old white
[00:43:57] guy drunk's like thinking he's a cool black guy.
[00:44:02] He was my neighbor in bedside and literally like he was like mayor of the block.
[00:44:10] Like literally every like everyone like that stood outside drinking would be like, oh,
[00:44:19] We won't be like dapping people up and pointing at them.
[00:44:24] You were like outside one day and some guy pushing a baby stroller wearing a mask outside
[00:44:36] And Steven's like, I've acted in some stuff.
[00:44:40] He's like, I actually just watched a short with you last night.
[00:44:44] And then we realized it was like it was a fucking super bad.
[00:44:52] And then and he was like, yeah, I thought you were really funny in it.
[00:44:57] It's funny to do this like demeaning impression of Michael Sarah.
[00:45:02] Oh, Michael Sarah is the one who is saying this.
[00:45:03] Yeah, Michael Sarah said it's like LeBron is like, are you a basketball player?
[00:45:10] I guess your dick card Jordan likes it when guys take it.
[00:45:19] Yeah, bluechoo.com promo code come town.
[00:45:22] You don't have to go to the doctor and tell a doctor that your dick doesn't work.
[00:45:34] Anyway, so like my Sarah's doing fuck up the reeds.
[00:45:36] Michael Sarah walks off and then like there's this lady on his blog.
[00:45:45] And she has like this pin on her jacket, Blacksford Trump.
[00:45:49] And and he's like, yo, you're not going to believe this.
[00:45:51] But like Michael Sarah just like asked me if I'm an actor.
[00:45:57] And she's like, I don't know who daddy is.
[00:45:59] And he's like, uh, you know, Scott Pilgrim.
[00:46:02] And she's like, Oh, my boyfriend love him.
[00:46:10] He sounds like he should do stand up if he's running bad bits over and over and over.
[00:46:17] He's like, he's a guy that's like a funny guy to hang out with.
[00:46:22] Stand up comedy is for the most part not.
[00:46:25] It's like bridging the gap between guys like that and then just fucking retard.
[00:46:29] I bet it'd be good if you keep burying a reason to be good at it.
[00:46:37] It's fun to do on stage where you just keep pushing.
[00:46:39] I just kept trying to convince him my name was scam likely for the whole and I wouldn't
[00:46:45] And I just kept me like I've been trying to get a hold of you guys for a really long
[00:46:48] Scam likely is like probably the name of like half the men in Nashville.
[00:46:56] You did that at the world famous comedy seller.
[00:47:10] I would love to go there have a bite of the pizza.
[00:47:18] Why don't you talk about it for a second?
[00:47:19] It's a place where guys, not me, but guys that have erectile dysfunction can order medication
[00:47:28] But they don't call it erectile dysfunction anymore.
[00:47:34] If you're a millennial or potentially the zoomers might even be on dick pills now.
[00:47:47] My girlfriend's brother is 25 and he hit me up.
[00:48:08] It's these damn cell phones in your pocket.
[00:48:12] No, it microwaves your, uh, your Jones.
[00:48:17] It's just, uh, I don't think people used to fuck as much as people do now.
[00:48:28] I think they would just do it, make it count when they did it.
[00:48:29] I've taken bluechoo and it's like, I guess I need this, but then it's also like, do I
[00:48:40] That's why we have these mass shooters these days.
[00:48:44] They don't feel like they're part of a community.
[00:48:51] If you do like sex, you'll love bluechoo.com.
[00:48:55] Uh, they got Tidalafil, uh, fucking, Sildenafil, Vardenafil.
[00:49:12] I guess maybe they have another option now.
[00:49:15] I mean, I'm not going to get into it at NIH.
[00:49:17] Um, this just tells you how to take pills.
[00:49:20] Oh, no, it's because bluechoo is chewable.
[00:49:30] Prescription, consultation, professional ED focused medical support, no waiting rooms,
[00:49:37] no appointments, 30 slash 45 milligrams.
[00:49:40] So then a Phil six or nine milligrams Tidalafil or eight milligrams of Vardenafil, chewable
[00:49:48] The active, the busy, the popular and the pro.
[00:49:54] The active one is six times a month busy.
[00:49:58] Popular is 17 times a month and pro is 34 times a month.
[00:50:02] So that's more than the days in the month.
[00:50:06] And you can get, you can get 45 milligrams.
[00:50:08] You think the guys who came quicker, also the guys who can't get hard?
[00:50:13] The guys who used to come quick, you think they now can't get hard?
[00:50:21] I think maybe they can't get hard guys last longer, no?
[00:50:24] Well, the getting hard really fast guys may become.
[00:50:27] It just seems like the guys that I used to fuck who would come really quick are the same
[00:50:34] The troves of men that I fuck can't get hard.
[00:50:43] Yeah, there's like no, no, no, no, I want to mine that talk on this show.
[00:50:47] There's a little, there's a little neuroses.
[00:50:49] First of all, first of all, we are disgusting horny, lascivious, monster.
[00:50:55] We don't have the fact that Harvey Weinstein's his genitals were burned off and he was still
[00:51:02] Not only it's trying to get pussy, but raping.
[00:51:05] I mean, that's like you got to be, then you got to be spiritually.
[00:51:14] He got some kind of, Stephen explained it to me actually.
[00:51:16] He was getting too many experimental shots and stuff.
[00:51:20] He graduated to like, just like the, like injectable Viagra or whatever.
[00:51:29] He got some infection that, yeah, it's a type of gangrene.
[00:51:32] I wonder if that's what the whole thing was behind Planet Terror.
[00:51:37] Bruce Willis's dick melts off the zombie.
[00:51:51] So, so, Jordan, you recently started fucking Chinese men.
[00:52:03] And where do you stand on the, the Hong Kong issue?
[00:52:29] You guys don't know anything about this?
[00:52:30] All I know right this week is Nord Stream 2 pipeline.
[00:52:36] And the, yeah, I only read economic news.
[00:52:42] She accidentally said the N word for something.
[00:52:45] Well, there's some word that has it in it that means like needling.
[00:52:59] But there's a politician who got in trouble for saying it.
[00:53:00] There was a professor that got in trouble for saying it.
[00:53:02] I remember it was like 50, it was before the world was waiting.
[00:53:13] And she went, I think I just said the N word.
[00:53:19] All this stuff I know about her is very funny.
[00:53:20] Well, every word is like some guy just said it at one point.
[00:53:25] So some guy was like, yeah, I got this fucking niggling thing in my knee.
[00:53:30] And somebody was like, oh, is that a word?
[00:53:32] And he's like, did you, did you just mean like the N word?
[00:53:38] It's like, and he's got like a cousin at the dictionary.
[00:53:47] Hey cousin Webster, I need some help here.
[00:53:49] Renag, I thought that was it was one of them, but it's not.
[00:54:01] Somebody's screaming jigger when I was on stage the other night.
[00:54:06] Well, I was in Florida and these people were 150,000 years old.
[00:54:10] At one point I said to that guy, I was like,
[00:54:13] I was like, what did they let Biden in here?
[00:54:15] And the crowd erupted in a way that shocked me
[00:54:44] You want to kill yourself or just wait five minutes?
[00:54:47] So we're pretty close to death down here.
[00:54:50] Adam, are you going to be a Florida guy?
[00:54:56] It's my favorite city in America, by far.
[00:55:08] It's a Catholic in Jewish city, much like Montreal.
[00:55:17] OK, that shouldn't have been the first fact.
[00:55:19] That shouldn't have been the first fact.
[00:55:37] You might be my only non-Catholic or Jewish friend.
[00:55:41] We weren't allowed to have Christmas trees.
[00:55:45] No, but like you're fam, like you're like the old.
[00:55:52] Why is your failure not allowed to have Christmas trees?
[00:55:56] My dad was like a hippie and my mom was a little bit.
[00:56:01] What I'm saying is, and it's not on purpose, all the people
[00:56:04] I'm friends with are either Catholic or Jewish.
[00:56:16] I mean, most of this country is Protestant.
[00:56:26] I tried where my mom wanted to be Mormon.
[00:56:32] She was like, more man, more like more woman.
[00:56:37] What is with their commitment to having the worst facial hair
[00:56:46] You could have a, if they had the mustache,
[00:57:04] They would never do something like the Amish.
[00:57:06] We're anglophiles and zinus on the show.
[00:57:09] The British will never breach equilibrium
[00:57:15] Well, you wouldn't have a community of British people
[00:57:18] We're not going to take up any more resources.
[00:58:04] When he was born, I think it was still part of the British
[00:58:08] It is cool that England has a king again, though.
[00:58:19] when you got the head estate in the country that basically
[00:58:25] their culture was exported to the rest of the world.
[00:58:28] They might not be a superpower anymore.
[00:58:30] But now that they have a king, everything
[00:58:37] Yeah, maybe now things become more reactionary, more
[00:58:42] traditional women aren't allowed to work.
[00:58:48] No, it's so funny that those guys on that shitty island,
[00:58:53] those pasty, weird guys literally owned everything.
[00:59:02] But a lot of the stuff they owned was mostly empty.
[00:59:21] Well, that was after the Napoleonic Wars,
[00:59:29] It was kind of the British Navy that I get from watching.
[00:59:32] From the first 30 seconds of master and command.
[00:59:48] But being a woman makes me feel really smart.
[01:00:05] Fingering his chest just made me want to faint.
[01:00:12] And then they got this other shit called Long Division.
[01:00:17] You put a big number on the E for your fucker.
[01:00:29] That's the East Coast Cholo is New York Chinese guy.
[01:00:37] Pretty nice weather we have lately, huh?
[01:00:46] When fall comes around you and I'm ready for.
[01:00:50] I've been wearing all fucking year long
[01:00:52] and playing mahjong under the laundromand.
[01:00:58] How do you have Chinese twang in the back?
[01:01:04] Because I lived with those guys for years.
[01:01:06] Nick was thinking about converting for a while.
[01:01:09] Yeah, they all dress like John Malkovich
[01:01:19] You have the Chinese going up and down.
[01:01:24] Yeah, my number one guy is John Malkovich in Empire of the Sun.
[01:01:29] You will see that's a good fucking movie.
[01:01:37] Christian Bale, Christian Bale, a little boy in there.
[01:01:43] Yeah, it's him as like a he's like 12 or her handsome.
[01:01:50] Yeah, why can't all movies just be Rush Hour?
[01:01:52] Just two guys in different races trying
[01:01:56] When you're like Chinese people always keep their cool.
[01:01:59] And Chris Jurgers like, I see you all during Godzilla.
[01:02:03] That's John Malkovich in Empire of the Sun.
[01:02:09] Korean is like has like an 80s synth thing.
[01:02:22] In my college, like outside the library,
[01:02:29] Yeah, there's always some neon light behind them
[01:02:31] or something, some like fog machine near them
[01:02:36] You know what the best thing that ever came out
[01:02:42] You know, like I said, I got a lot of advice.
[01:02:45] But there was a movie I saw one time as a kid that had one scene
[01:02:51] I'd never been able to find the movie again.
[01:02:55] It's like a South African movie and a kid
[01:02:58] gets like put in some kind of like camp
[01:03:00] and then he gets pissed on or whatever by other people.
[01:03:06] And then I was like, I couldn't remember the movie what.
[01:03:13] Oh yeah, that was about like racism, right?
[01:03:16] The best thing that came out of the old podcast for me,
[01:03:20] during COVID, I went home because my mom was dying.
[01:03:29] there was a picture of his father's older brother
[01:03:37] And Nick's like, who's that fucking gay?
[01:03:41] And I was like, that's probably the only hero that's ever
[01:03:44] But he was like, shot down by the Nazis over Crete.
[01:03:47] And I was like, some guy looked up his records.
[01:03:55] And we didn't really know what the story was.
[01:03:58] Some guy that was listening to the pod looked up his records.
[01:04:00] And like, for the first time in my dad's entire life,
[01:04:04] It's my father's name's name's name's name, Max Fretland.
[01:04:16] That's like a lovely thing for my entire family.
[01:04:18] My dad was like, he was like, isn't that incredible?
[01:04:34] You're even gayer than your gay son's gay.
[01:04:38] But I hate somebody was like, is your father Jack Jensen
[01:04:41] And he was like, oh, so he died at this time,
[01:05:08] When he's like, once people take him seriously,
[01:05:13] And it literally is like nails on a chalkboard.
[01:05:24] I'm like, you're at the bank right now.
[01:05:25] You don't have to be doing this right now.
[01:05:40] I mean, that's literally doing an impression.
[01:05:43] He has a fake posh accent that he affects sometimes.
[01:05:47] And he was doing it at my birthday party.
[01:05:51] I heard him start popping off in his Etonian British thing.
[01:05:59] And all my friends are like, you're the fucking man, dude.
[01:06:03] He was getting wasted with all the photos.
[01:06:07] We had a party where I got way too high.
[01:06:09] And people were just like, your dad rules.
[01:06:11] And I'm like, he's having a panic attack.
[01:06:15] was like one of the most lovely nights.
[01:06:19] All my friends were being so nice to him.
[01:06:22] Somebody's going to be mean to a senior citizen.
[01:06:25] No one in this country understands him.
[01:06:28] And it was like the first time I saw people just being
[01:06:33] And it broke my heart to even think about it.
[01:06:38] He came to the bar after I set up a hang at the apartment.
[01:06:41] And I was like, we'll go to the bar later.
[01:06:47] And he was like, drink it with the boys.
[01:06:55] The late Jack Knight also said, suck my dick to him,
[01:07:04] That's good. That's good. That's quite good.
[01:07:06] I was thinking about the Jack Knight thing
[01:07:09] because people were making these posts.
[01:07:10] And they were like, he wasn't even friends with them.
[01:07:13] And I was like, that is the most evidence
[01:07:16] that I have that human beings are inherently evil.
[01:07:19] And we're like, that's my fucking corpse.
[01:07:25] Someone dies and people post their last text messages
[01:07:29] Brandon Wardell did that with a Mac Miller.
[01:07:40] We'd never communicated, but he followed you on Twitter.
[01:07:43] I was like, none of you will ever know what this feels like.
[01:07:54] Guess who's never going to be followed by Anthony Bourdain?
[01:07:58] But I was until Twitter deleted my account.
[01:08:01] The day, the day he died, the day he died, the day he died,
[01:08:08] I was talking about that comic who died where I kept,
[01:08:10] I didn't know who it was, but I kept saying his name over
[01:08:17] I would just, my roommate would walk in.
[01:08:30] But you remember those four comics died of fentanyl in LA?
[01:08:35] And then people were like four, four comics have died.
[01:08:39] And I was like, were they, were they, they weren't that
[01:08:42] Like they weren't, and then I was like, oh God, I'm like,
[01:08:49] They were like, I heard four of your friends die.
[01:08:52] He didn't regret it enough not to repeat it.
[01:09:10] They were not popping enough to have news stories.
[01:09:14] Look, here's my role is that I say, Adam's completely right.
[01:09:34] Yeah, that's a horrible thing to say to those,
[01:09:42] No, you said they were worried about me.
[01:09:46] Well, because it was post-COVID, you were like,
[01:09:48] oh, yeah, I'm like, I'm on my fucking mask.
[01:09:50] You had muscles and like a 22 inch waist
[01:09:54] and a fucking beard, like a ZZ Top beard.
[01:09:59] And you're like, you're describing all the reasons
[01:10:02] And then you were like, yeah, I don't fucking wear a mask.
[01:10:05] And they were like, they're like, live in their house.
[01:10:07] They're like, live New York parents, where they're like,
[01:10:09] oh, he's like, your friend is interesting.
[01:10:12] Yeah, I was like, I was just trying to fuck around with them.
[01:10:14] I was like, yeah, I don't think this shit's real anyways.
[01:10:17] Dude, there's a guy wearing a mask at this show at Friends
[01:10:24] And he was like, I'm wearing one because nobody else is.
[01:10:27] Somebody's pulled a mask, people aside.
[01:10:30] And you're like, you know, this is going
[01:10:34] You're basically a guy in 1957 being like,
[01:10:45] Some guy was wearing like an N95 in the front row.
[01:10:48] I was like, you're at the Racism podcast live comedy show,
[01:10:54] And he was like, I'm a mutil compromise.
[01:10:56] And he was like, no, he was like, my mom is dying of cancer
[01:11:03] Well, you should have been like, oh, my mom's already dead.
[01:11:05] Yeah, my mom already died of brain cancer.
[01:11:17] He was just like, I'm not getting into this with you right
[01:11:19] Well, I was on stage and I was like, all right, you don't have to.
[01:11:21] I'm going to get into it and just lay it into him.
[01:11:24] I mean, some people just made it there.
[01:11:26] I feel bad about saying that about the dead people.
[01:11:28] I honestly, I feel I kind of feel like bad for them
[01:11:32] because it's like, I mean, I'm certain some people
[01:11:35] are like immunocompromised and they need the mask or whatever.
[01:11:39] I mean, there's no way you haven't gotten COVID already.
[01:11:43] And that's why he's still wearing the mask.
[01:11:46] But and also everyone who's died from it is a coward.
[01:11:49] Regardless, yeah, regardless of like what side you've got.
[01:11:52] I also feel bad about saying that about COVID or lockdowns
[01:11:56] It's like everybody had to deal with it for two years.
[01:11:59] You were subjected to the reaction to COVID.
[01:12:02] Either you were locked inside worried about the virus
[01:12:05] or you're locked inside thinking your rights
[01:12:07] are being taken away or whatever it is.
[01:12:14] We all went full prison during the COVID.
[01:12:17] Oh my God, I was in the park every day, jump roping.
[01:12:26] When you learn how to do skips in the cross,
[01:12:28] you don't look like a fucking dumb ass jump rope.
[01:12:38] I'd say that people with shitty posture
[01:12:40] would be like, I think I need to go to a chiropractor.
[01:12:47] No, you need and you get that by standing up straight.
[01:12:50] Just you just. Every time you look at your phone,
[01:12:51] you have to like hold it up so that you're
[01:12:53] because if you do this, I put a thing on my phone
[01:13:14] I to help my posture every night for like two hours.
[01:13:23] And then every day, I let a little bit more weight
[01:13:35] I'll have developed an extra strength that it'll have.
[01:13:40] So I'll play dead until the posse leaves
[01:13:44] And then go off to rape in another town.
[01:13:52] so you'd just be hanging there like that.
[01:13:57] To be able to train yourself to do that.
[01:14:09] Like you do get like a like you're into it.
[01:14:13] But like the breathing shit you just like create like you
[01:14:18] You just get yourself high off like the way a child would.
[01:14:24] And then there's all these people that have died doing it
[01:14:27] because they'll like hyperventilating the bathtub
[01:14:32] And but then you watch his videos and it's like man,
[01:14:46] Yeah, he does like seminars where people do stupid hockey
[01:14:50] But is that so much worse and stand up comedy?
[01:14:59] We walk in and we're like, are you are you whim or are you
[01:15:23] That's because they always have a look of shock like this.
[01:15:29] Gay guys like old gay guys always have like my kind of posture.
[01:15:33] That's like, you ever see old black women on the train
[01:15:36] and their eyebrows are always up in a look of just shock.
[01:15:40] They already have their face like, mmm.
[01:15:47] I have stared at women on the train and I'm like, what?
[01:15:49] What are you possibly so appalled at already?
[01:15:52] And then something happens and they're already up.
[01:15:57] They just always have this look of like, what are you?
[01:16:01] Like it's like they're already offended.
[01:16:04] The pos- you know what I didn't understand
[01:16:11] When people had the wired Apple headphones.
[01:16:21] Every gay guy would take phone calls on those fucking
[01:16:25] ipods or whatever the fuck, the earbuds.
[01:16:28] And they would with one hand hold the microphone part.
[01:16:33] And with the other hand, their gate would change
[01:16:35] and the other hand would start swinging wildly.
[01:16:39] Every single one of them be like, so we're meeting Eric
[01:16:42] at luncheon three and they all had the same exact.
[01:16:48] And it's like, that's where I get into like,
[01:16:55] Well, I was on the train and I saw three people,
[01:17:06] I haven't seen a book on the train in years.
[01:17:17] The rest of that story was Steven at the bar.
[01:17:19] I mean, you know the rest of the story.
[01:17:21] All the other coincidence, who that guy turned out to be,
[01:17:24] then the other guy we talked to afterwards.
[01:17:29] We have a group chat that's me, Adam and Steven,
[01:17:33] And our friend Alex asks, like, what music do I ask for going
[01:17:38] on stage because I was going to Nashville.
[01:17:43] And then I just was like, maybe I'll do Mexican radio.
[01:17:48] I was just listening to it when I pulled up here.
[01:17:56] And I have not heard that song, like, on the radio or anywhere
[01:17:58] other than me just choosing to listen to it myself
[01:18:07] I literally was just, I listened to it a lot.
[01:18:15] And then on the lift back to the airport,
[01:18:18] And so I had a record and I asked the lift driver,
[01:18:20] I'm like, is this just terrestrial radio?
[01:18:22] He's like, yeah, it's like Bob FM or something.
[01:18:25] He's like, yeah, I haven't heard that song in 25 years.
[01:18:27] But then again, I'm not listening to the radio.
[01:18:29] Maybe fucking Mexican radio is on the radio constantly.
[01:18:34] Yeah, the cab driver, he didn't know the song.
[01:18:36] Yeah, I've shown it to people because I really like it.
[01:18:46] Electronic music that I went to go see in Montreal.
[01:18:48] And I always start listening to it around a time where I'm like.
[01:19:02] No, but a man very similar to Ian, actually.
[01:19:07] If I described Ian, you would never be like, oh, there's
[01:19:12] No, but my buddy Peter, very similar, actually.
[01:19:17] He's done things for me over the years.
[01:19:29] I had an altercation with that same person.
[01:19:32] Yeah, I haven't been back since, honestly.
[01:19:38] She was hiding in a corner, and I walked in,
[01:19:40] and she goes, excuse me, can I see her ID?
[01:19:43] And I was like, you are literally stuffed into a corner,
[01:19:50] because you're fucking insecure about being this little
[01:19:57] No, you're never going to, you know, like, nobody's
[01:20:00] going to be like, oh, I'm afraid of this person.
[01:20:13] I didn't think they had a fucking door person.
[01:20:24] And she's like, do you hear me calling you?
[01:20:29] Maybe you should be like, I didn't say this,
[01:20:30] but it's like, literally no, I didn't hear you.
[01:20:35] And I was like, I didn't realize that a door person.
[01:20:37] I'm sorry, but yeah, I'm like, I run the show.
[01:20:40] And then she's like, well, you got to pay more, better time.
[01:20:44] And then I turn around, and I get ready to do the show.
[01:20:46] And then five seconds after that, she hits me again, even harder.
[01:20:49] She's like, did you hear what I just said?
[01:20:51] And I'm like, OK, well, what needs to happen here?
[01:20:56] She's like, OK, first of all, you need to calm down,
[01:20:58] because you don't want me to get angry,
[01:21:01] because then we're going to have a problem.
[01:21:03] I'm like, and then what's the problem going to be?
[01:21:10] And I told the guy that the box office guy, I was like, yeah,
[01:21:19] I get into a taxi the other day at the airport.
[01:21:23] And I was like, you should just hand me your phone now,
[01:21:25] because you're not going to know where it is.
[01:21:31] And I was like, rugby, and he was like, where is that?
[01:21:33] And I was like, dude, give me your phone.
[01:21:37] And I wake up to him smacking the back of the seat,
[01:21:44] And he was like, we have to take it's telling me
[01:21:48] And it was telling me to take this exit.
[01:21:52] And he's like, I know you're not a taxi driver,
[01:22:03] But I have been openly being a woman at the movie theater
[01:22:10] And I was like, hey, you came in here half an hour late.
[01:22:14] And my friend was like, what's wrong with you?
[01:22:16] And I was like, what do you want me to do?
[01:22:21] I wish I could remember what movie it was.
[01:22:31] And it was like, I forget what it was so funny.
[01:22:33] Because the movie, it was like so not worth it.
[01:22:38] He's like, there's a bitch in her girlfriend.
[01:22:40] They're like, yeah, is this bitch in her girlfriend
[01:22:43] Or is it like he's like mad for some Lewis reason?
[01:22:51] book of things Lewis has gotten mad at.
[01:22:55] The best of all of them was when he fucking called up.
[01:22:59] No, not quitting Equinox is pretty fucking funny.
[01:23:02] But the very best is when he called up,
[01:23:04] there was a bill to bear that was in like fucking,
[01:23:10] And he went there to take James there to like go get
[01:23:16] So he calls up a different bill to bear to yell at them
[01:23:19] about the other one being fucking close.
[01:23:22] And it's like, there's nothing they can do about it.
[01:23:25] There's just employees of like a fucking bill to bear.
[01:23:30] if it's like, you know, you're being like,
[01:23:39] You have to say it so that it'll change their life.
[01:23:42] They're like, well, that's what you did with the security guard.
[01:23:47] I said, if you want to kick me out, you can.
[01:23:57] They were like, it would really mean a lot to us
[01:24:03] I think they maybe they had other problems
[01:24:08] No, I think she was asked not to come back.