TAFS | Regular | 10/27/2022
[00:00:37] It's the Adam Friedland show and welcome.
[00:00:55] Ladies and gentlemen, we are now 11 hours away
[00:01:20] You tell the story of the fat guy because I thought it was really good.
[00:01:24] The contest winner of the I'm Gay by James Carville Book.
[00:01:27] You know what's annoying is that I was actually...
[00:01:30] I didn't know what kind of sweepstakes you're running on the show,
[00:01:32] but I was actually regularly thinking about calling Nick and being like,
[00:01:42] Because I closed Photoshop and it was like, do you want to save this?
[00:01:44] I'm like, what the hell am I going to save this?
[00:01:50] Well, then you got to put a name on it.
[00:02:01] You don't want that kind of compromise.
[00:02:03] What if Putin hacks my computer and he makes me say Donald Trump is good on Twitter?
[00:02:12] I tell you, I can't get enough of Chris Hayes crying on TV about abortion.
[00:02:24] You're sick and you're dying and your doctor can't do anything and that's what they want.
[00:02:32] And it's like, who's like the Redneck, like the pro life Redneck that's going to be like,
[00:02:41] I thought abortion was bad until Chris Hayes cried on TV.
[00:02:47] No, he's doing it for trying to cheat on his wife though.
[00:02:59] And that's the only reason I think a woman has the right to choose.
[00:03:03] First of all, let me introduce our guest for what could be the final, can we say that?
[00:03:10] We'll still release the audio, but this is the final podcast exclusive podcast of the Adam
[00:03:18] Our guest is our director of photography for tomorrow, our good friend, making his second
[00:03:27] I guess his first on the Adam Friedland show.
[00:03:47] I'm going to Salt Lake for, I think I've shows there sometime in the next year.
[00:03:54] I think my brother-in-law listens to you guys.
[00:03:57] I'm going to every Mexican food, Indian food place.
[00:04:04] And then I go, this should call this place Pepper Lake City.
[00:04:10] If it's just bomb, just kill myself in the bathroom.
[00:04:16] What do you know from high school that are dead?
[00:04:24] Like dead from like just like being possessed by the Mormon ghosts.
[00:04:33] How many people do you have in my school?
[00:04:39] I don't really want to tell a story about a dead person actually because it feels disrespectful.
[00:04:46] It was about a girl that I used to sleep with who then...
[00:04:58] You should be a very funny type of criminal.
[00:05:00] A guy that digs up dead bodies and opens the casket, takes a dump in there.
[00:05:32] The notorious crypt-turd-er has been found.
[00:05:44] And you said, when you were coming with black titles...
[00:05:58] I said there should be a black car called...
[00:06:01] ...a pretty big of cars called black cars.
[00:06:11] Like with like a black hood or something.
[00:06:21] I don't remember, but yeah, let's go to text.
[00:06:26] Real quick, I told my friend John John that I would promote his event.
[00:06:37] The next weekend, me and Adam will both be a governor's in long island.
[00:06:40] But if you find yourself in Brooklyn and you want to go to a motorcycle and tattoo event,
[00:06:46] the John John runs, it is customculturefest.com with Ks.
[00:06:57] They do tattoos and if you're into that kind of gay shit.
[00:07:15] The father son duo from Orange County Choppers, I believe.
[00:07:30] They should call Dog the Bounty Hunter Paul Tattle.
[00:07:39] I should call this place Salt Tattle City.
[00:07:49] You're just doing an hour of that in Salt Lake.
[00:07:54] I mean, people usually just come and make fun of Mormons.
[00:08:02] And Alex, you consider yourself to be a Jack Mormon.
[00:08:04] Oh, you've gone over this several times.
[00:08:31] I see ninth grade to my Mormon friends' moms.
[00:08:52] I go down to New Orleans every summer and I throw playing cards at Fatwood.
[00:09:01] It's my summer, my weekend New Orleans every summer when I start throwing flaming playing
[00:09:22] Because they were like bursting with sexual energy because they only fucked one.
[00:09:30] Yeah, they got married to the only guy they've fucked and they're so nice and they always
[00:09:37] There's something about that place that's just so evil to me.
[00:09:43] I feel like I'm like, you're trying to do the whole like, oh yeah, you don't hate where you
[00:09:48] came from shit, but I fucking hate it there so much.
[00:09:56] Yeah, like look at Alex, I'd be like, I feel like we're back in what kind of...
[00:10:06] I feel bad when I meet a bunch of Haitian dudes.
[00:10:07] A lot of like crew, like like, like, whole group team on this stuff we've been working
[00:10:12] They're like, so, I'm like, I fucking...
[00:10:13] You gotta just learn everything about car audio.
[00:10:16] I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I fucking...
[00:10:17] You gotta just learn everything about car audio.
[00:10:21] You gotta just learn everything about car audio.
[00:10:32] You don't need to learn Haitian guys, but yeah.
[00:10:34] More of a Jack Haitian than I am a Jack Warren.
[00:10:43] I had a friend, a Haitian friend, and a college named Adolfo.
[00:10:52] Your imaginary friend when you're going up.
[00:10:54] Your imaginary friend when you're going up.
[00:11:03] Imagine if you have an imaginary friend like...
[00:11:13] Did you ever see the Bourdain where he goes to Haiti?
[00:11:19] It was actually baby crying when I walked in.
[00:11:22] I loved the paintings from the Haitian Revolution.
[00:11:25] It was like motherfucking me with their heads cut off.
[00:11:28] Well, dad, but then just black people dressed like Napoleon.
[00:11:34] I mean, it's genuinely the funniest type of guy in history.
[00:11:43] Because you removed the historical context.
[00:11:46] No, it's just untreated, like, bed-sty, black mental illness.
[00:11:49] He just says, like, one guy in the hood that just...
[00:11:54] He's never gotten medicine or something.
[00:11:57] He's like, yeah, he thinks he's Napoleon.
[00:11:59] He's got a big-ass dick print going to the side.
[00:12:03] But I mean, yeah, it's what they didn't have any other clothes back.
[00:12:19] Yeah, that episode of Bordeaux was the best.
[00:12:24] Well, I mean, it wasn't the best, but it was the real shit I think he ever did.
[00:12:30] They gave him a set up where he's like, these people are cooking, like, in the inner cities.
[00:12:39] And then all of a sudden, like, 10,000 people are showing up and they're, like,
[00:12:42] punching each other for the food and stuff.
[00:12:45] Yeah, and anti-boarding doesn't know what to do.
[00:12:48] You know what's my favorite thing that's come out of the third world now that we live on YouTube,
[00:12:53] It's when there'll be, like, one guy in, like, pop a new guinea who does, like, a perfect impression of, like, Jack Nicholson.
[00:12:59] Yeah, who's the guy who's the little brown James guy?
[00:13:10] I live in the rural, Illinois, where they eat people.
[00:13:13] There's a guy that's, like, who are we eating today?
[00:13:21] Filipino guys always, like, have those kind of talents.
[00:13:28] I think this pick of, like, English words.
[00:13:33] They don't know how to make a sentence in English when you're saying, man, shit.
[00:13:51] I'm like, hey, you know, Nick was being super nice.
[00:13:53] He's like, he spent 100,000 dollars on this.
[00:13:57] I'm like, he wasn't even, like, excited to meet you guys.
[00:14:01] I mean, I've walked around with both of you.
[00:14:04] And you're like, just like, very nice dudes will come up to you on the street and be like, hey, like, you know, I love the show.
[00:14:10] Yeah, the nice guys don't typically win fan contests.
[00:14:49] I mean, it's like as we, I just, it's beautiful in here.
[00:14:55] I mean, I can like, I can say this on this show, it's like, I'm very proud of both of you.
[00:14:57] Adatt are reminded me is I went to Skanks fast and like,
[00:15:00] Avatar does remind me of Skanks as well.
[00:15:04] Where the people there are maybe animals they're maybe not human and they're all 12 feet tall. Yeah
[00:15:11] But no, it's funny. It's gangsta from the outside like they usually fuck the animals in that movie. Yeah
[00:15:19] They fuck the yeah, they fuck with their tails
[00:15:22] Just like they're just having sex with anyway. Sorry. Oh, no, it's all right. It's fine
[00:15:26] But yeah, I from the outside. It's like this is this is insane
[00:15:30] You know, it's like this is like there's a promo most of cash are sent it to me for skanks fest
[00:15:36] And it's just like all of the highlights of skanks fest and like they you know
[00:15:39] It like just gets progressively it starts off just being like kind of just like the rap rock stuff
[00:15:44] They're like, you know, very click boom and then in 30 seconds you're watching you're watching people put a gun in the Lewis's ass
[00:15:52] And then Lewis arguing with Tim Dillon about how it's not gay
[00:16:02] But so from the outside you're like this is like the best you can say is that it's like too stupid to be right
[00:16:10] But then you're there and it's like for better for worse. These are my only friends, right?
[00:16:17] And I got there and I saw do you know Dante New Orleans? No, I don't he had a
[00:16:22] He co-hosted the black Phillip show with the trees
[00:16:34] Yeah, but now he's all like fat or whatever, but he's incredible
[00:16:38] I can't remember the last time so I'm pretty sure at one point he had a bone to his nose, didn't he?
[00:16:41] He might still have that no that was a shallow bomb. He's a giant
[00:16:48] He's got rings on and tattoos and stuff. He's like very much a character
[00:16:53] But I haven't seen him in a while and he's like hey, it's good to see you and I had Larry Jada said the time and he's like
[00:16:59] You know what you got to do is you got to take some scotch and gargle it swirl it around in the back of your throat
[00:17:05] I'm like I would vomit from the media scotch scotch the cure Larry Jada
[00:17:09] Like that's like they probably maybe like salt water if you told somebody that during the Great Depression
[00:17:18] And then he's like alright. I'll see you later. I'm going to get an avatar made of me
[00:17:24] They scan you and turn you into an avatar like like the no like the movie. Yes. I got no more information
[00:17:30] He just disappeared to go become an avatar at the event. Yeah after giving me the scotch of advice
[00:17:35] Yeah, I understand that avatar fetish. I was like damn. I love scanks fast. Did you see we want to go?
[00:17:41] We didn't go we were the studio. It was it's so amazing. They show a teaser for the new shit
[00:17:48] I was just telling you this about fucking PlayStation 5, but this next gen shit is fucked up
[00:17:54] It's insane what we're doing. It's like almost like we should we really don't need to make anything else in the real world
[00:17:59] Yeah, well, they make video games like too heavy now, right?
[00:18:02] They started doing that probably the last right right we'll be getting the game starts and it's like you're right
[00:18:11] And you're an architect that was violently raped wake up in your family and somehow you've been given superpowers
[00:18:17] You have to capture X to journal about your rape
[00:18:24] Well, I sound a little circle down the rest of this horror game called the quarry that I thought was gonna be like it
[00:18:31] It's a horror game like horror game. I thought I was gonna have to be killing monsters at horror game called the quarry about this woman with a giant vagina
[00:18:42] But the quarry it was like but then I just I downloaded it and I started playing and it's just a fucking it's a story book
[00:18:48] I mean, it's a choose your own adventure novel and I was pissed
[00:18:53] But I guess I should have known that but then there's another game called like the plague or some shit
[00:18:57] It looks like you play in like the period of like
[00:19:02] Plague okay, and sorry. What do you say? I was I was gonna say with the Italians moves
[00:19:10] Racism well, it's like you can be right you can be racist Italians, but again, it's another like it's a very beautiful
[00:19:17] Storybook game and I'm like what happened to game play
[00:19:22] So then I've just been playing FIFA and 2k
[00:19:24] Mmm, which is also as I was saying earlier, too
[00:19:27] It's like the kids all on everybody online is way too the last 20 years of gaming has been so fucking insane that it's like
[00:19:38] Unfortunately, I have to to live but yeah two things that like maybe disappoint you when you're younger than to be not good at
[00:19:45] Bording it's sure it's such a blessing to not be good at this
[00:19:49] You are then you never stopped right right right right?
[00:19:51] Mm-hmm. I mean skateboarding. Yeah, it's just it's playing Nick if you had to add up all of your hours of gameplay
[00:20:01] What would what do you think it would add up to have no idea? Do you think it'd be a month?
[00:20:07] Probably longer than probably in 20 for hours probably a month playing modern warfare to
[00:20:14] 20 years old but you slept during that month. I mean like if you yeah, but I would
[00:20:18] In terms of hours wake up like 2 p.m. That's that's fucking good time
[00:20:24] Those are the best years when you're like when you're 20 before you have like any kind of like
[00:20:29] Existential prices you don't you're like I'm not you don't have no concept that you're ever gonna die
[00:20:33] You're like I drink malt like you're gonna live forever
[00:20:36] I used to fucking I used to order two burritos like to like smove and burritos about to say sit down
[00:20:42] Call the boys up just fucking play we're playing like Tom clings like like the division or some shit
[00:20:47] Just buy a game beat it all with your friends and then just like keep it you stay up all night
[00:20:53] I would go to I would go to the beer store go to RBM next to my bar and then I'll go to taco max. I get three tacos
[00:21:03] And then yeah 40 and then I would get drunk and play modern warfare until six o'clock in the morning
[00:21:10] Yeah, and then you sleep a little bit and you get up the first you want to do is turn
[00:21:14] I'll get up I'll go lift weights and then and then maybe I would go to Blake's apartment
[00:21:18] Mm-hmm where we would play modern warfare to mm-hmm on his projector
[00:21:27] And he would take Perka says we used to drink lean and play
[00:21:33] Video game hell yeah, so good. This is gonna be a lean shots
[00:21:36] I don't want to spoil the surprise, but we're gonna be drinking lean. Oh everything is gonna be written on lean. Yeah
[00:21:42] Yeah, yeah, it has the chops in the screw we're gonna do a critical thing
[00:21:46] This shows dripping the big the big reveal is that the show's the podcast is gonna be ten minutes long
[00:21:52] And we record but then we chop it to now you guys got you got to interview at least
[00:22:07] We have one rapper that's gonna be coming on the show. Can you tell me who I told you already wait really yeah wait mouth it to me
[00:22:17] Oh, yeah, okay, yeah when I say that you say but
[00:22:24] But no shade I really love his music so much. She's incredible. He's a little that's actually really exciting
[00:22:30] I hope he let me shoot that episode. We gotta talk. Yes
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[00:25:05] I never had body odor and I became a vegan and I was like right
[00:25:11] How's that going are you feeling shit? I feel like dog shit you're eating that fucking like soy protein shit though
[00:25:18] That shit's not that fucking shit at the rest room. What is it? What is it? It's like regular veggie burgers
[00:25:24] That's regular bean and mushrooms like sometimes that shit makes you feel like really bloated. They're not well
[00:25:29] So like the fake meat is not good. I'd say I feel fine anyway guys that you can go
[00:25:36] Think I'm all sorry they got special promotions. This is part of this is boring now. Yeah, but that's bro
[00:25:42] Then we have to do that. Oh, you have oh sorry. I shouldn't have said that to you come back for
[00:25:48] Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I want to just get back to my life's work
[00:25:53] You gotta make Adam look like a beautiful actress on camera and I am I now will be anyway guys
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[00:26:19] No, this fucking dust come from it is sorry. You got to finish the reading this thing. What is it?
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[00:26:56] So anyway, why don't you guys pre-record this
[00:27:00] Prerecord what we used to really like go all out with them
[00:27:09] Damn now I should listen to like an early episode
[00:27:12] Oh the first year of com town was great
[00:27:15] After that, it made too much money. What are you literally as soon as I got PlayStation 4?
[00:27:19] We had some moments, you know, there was like the first thing we bought to best buy
[00:27:25] Yeah, I got a keen I got a 65 inch TV and a PlayStation that's that's literally yeah
[00:27:32] That's all you need still do not have health insurance. Mm-hmm. Really? Yeah, I got it
[00:27:39] I have really good health insurance and I was like totally I was like why I can't just like give this card to somebody
[00:27:45] He needs it. It's kind of a silly fucking thing. Yeah, well, that's why you got a vote for John Fetterman
[00:27:56] Dude that did you guys either you watch that shit? We watch I watch clips in the car
[00:28:01] I've been very like out of the political world these days
[00:28:05] Because it's just bit bothering the shit out of me
[00:28:08] Yeah, he had a stroke six months. Yeah, and I mean it's I get obviously it could be worse
[00:28:21] This poor guy because there's nobody else nobody can like just that's I guess that's how politics works
[00:28:26] He's he's the only guy with those opinions. All right. You know what I mean?
[00:28:31] There's gotta be it's not that the options can't be doctor Oz or stroke
[00:28:38] I just like don't know that none of this stuff feels real
[00:28:41] Yeah, it's like at least like even when I was a kid and I didn't know it was going on it all seemed legitimate
[00:28:47] Yeah, but you're a child and you're watching this is what's going on. You're just like what the fuck kind of world
[00:28:53] I've read stories about people who have led nations, but now what?
[00:28:58] Yeah, we lived in a once great country. Yeah, it's almost like you gotta make it great
[00:29:06] Yeah, that's right. That's a problem. You think there's gonna be a civil war
[00:29:13] 100% dude, I don't think that hundred percent think she's gonna be long fight. No one cares nobody keeps
[00:29:19] No, it would be over abortion and it's like nobody gives a shit about anything the women are gonna do the war
[00:29:30] We're gonna do a January 6th after he got there sure no, they're gonna talk shit
[00:29:35] They're gonna be like that whore couldn't even get that's I think that's why the political stuff's getting so boring cuz it's like
[00:29:40] I can't I can't possibly hear about words from people's mouths. It's ridiculous. Yeah, I just I'm I go home
[00:29:47] I would love for somebody to break into my apartment try and kill him
[00:29:51] I go home at night and I watch Chris Hayes cry and then I watch Tucker laugh like the joke
[00:29:56] And that's that's that's that's that's an interview a billion here rapper
[00:30:08] And your doctor can't do anything at all
[00:30:15] I can't wait to tune in tomorrow. You should get him on your show Chris Hayes. Mm-hmm. We probably could yeah
[00:30:20] Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah, I like Chris. What should we do about this?
[00:30:25] You know how many gets you have lined up right now?
[00:30:34] Nick Bryant wanted to come on the show who's that he wrote a book about the Franklin scandal, okay
[00:30:41] Maybe we'll have mom. I just don't it's like how fucking funny is that gonna be it's not gonna be funny
[00:30:46] But maybe but no, you could you really rogan people and teach people some weird shit. Yeah guys
[00:30:52] Yeah karate guys and mentally I mean actually if you just talk to like a fucking autistic dude
[00:30:58] He knows a bunch about a specific thing. That's really fun. But listen, it's funny
[00:31:01] You mentioned you say like politics has gotten crazy, but it's basically everything right right right right right right right right right right right
[00:31:11] But honestly some of the interviews are nice
[00:31:14] Some of them but a lot of them are like yeah, we got a the Navy's a
[00:31:17] Foreign Navy scene we're talking about UFOs
[00:31:20] I guess I guess I'm like I guess like that's where that's where I'm talking about like the world
[00:31:23] Where I'm just like picking and choosing when I'm getting diving into
[00:31:27] But then it's kind of it's kind of sad too because I I miss like
[00:31:35] But like it's just like a kind of blanket like you only have access to X amount of information
[00:31:39] And the information is gonna be really in depth and rich
[00:31:42] And so then you have like people responding to it and forming different opinions
[00:31:46] But now it's just like everyone's just really narrowed like zeroed in on a very niche thing
[00:31:51] And I don't know like the yaddie cooler subreddit right
[00:31:55] Which you're telling me like and it was kind of you're putting up these lines and it's making me depressed
[00:32:00] Yeah, because it's like not even it's like then we get like young people who can't afford
[00:32:04] I've been on the yaddie like a house, but then there's just like guys who have a house
[00:32:08] Then just like a room full of yaddie clubs dude
[00:32:13] I and then I've spent literally the last two days just on that subreddit
[00:32:21] And then you mentioned they have a house. They are they're probably all homeowners
[00:32:24] But you see in the background they all have like those like prefab south
[00:32:28] Right right right right right right exactly exactly. I mean that's honestly I gotta go. I gotta go back to salt lake
[00:32:35] November for Thanksgiving and I'm really excited to see my sisters and stuff
[00:32:39] But like literally driving through that shit makes me want to kill myself
[00:32:44] Yeah, I have friends who work in like the iron union or something and like my buddy
[00:32:48] My buddy Spencer is talking to me. I remember a couple years ago talking to me about like the active shooter training on those
[00:32:53] On those train yards and like it was just like god damn. It's like this is what happens to your brain
[00:32:59] Yeah, it's like yeah dudes are just like wake up one day. It's like I'm gonna kill everybody
[00:33:03] Mm-hmm. I'm gonna kill everyone the train yard. Yeah. Yeah, and I don't know. I only know one person started on train yard
[00:33:37] Well, he's a good guy. But anyway, yeah, no that that shit that that word or I mean, I don't know
[00:33:43] I I also was just like in edit earlier today and I was like god do I really need to fucking be making movies
[00:33:50] I don't need to do it. Why what are you gonna do instead kill?
[00:33:53] Well, I don't know I there's I'm not I can't I don't even know that I'm not good at that
[00:33:56] But I can't I don't have anything else to do but I'm just like fuck there's just there's no need to make
[00:34:01] I'm just gonna get this off the ground and then I'm gonna be a Guinness world record guy
[00:34:07] Would be a kid. It's right number one biggest stilts big ever
[00:34:10] Biggest pair of stilts we set me up beginning of the edge in the head down
[00:34:17] So I'll just poke those stilts over the edge
[00:34:19] And then just kind of work my way off and walk down ninth avenue
[00:34:28] The Avengers building 1100 feet in the air that's insane is that how tall that is it is it's 1,100
[00:34:35] You look you look you looked up the world record for me. Let me tell you this. I was so proud of myself
[00:34:39] We're standing outside of being aged with that guy
[00:34:42] Yeah, who said a lot of interesting things to me, but the guy that worked there. Yeah, what do you say? I left
[00:34:48] Yeah, the number one thing we was like he's like he just brought up Australia
[00:34:54] He's like he's like one thing he's he starts talking about no kids
[00:34:59] He was talking about the edge thing. It's ready. You can see it and
[00:35:03] You know, I was like you ever go up there and he's like now. He's like I'm afraid of heights
[00:35:07] He's like you afraid eyes. I'm like now spiders
[00:35:10] He's like we should you shouldn't go to Australia then and I'm like, yeah, I've been there. I was worried about it
[00:35:17] He's really free to swaders. Yeah, and he was like
[00:35:21] He was like, but you know what they they do have their most beautiful women in the world
[00:35:28] I'm like some of them are more beastly than the spiders
[00:35:32] And he's like no no no he's like I talked to a lot of them online and you know
[00:35:36] They're all beautiful, you know, and I was like, well, I'm not gonna ask I'm not gonna get more information
[00:35:42] I wish I was there. Yeah, yeah, no Adam would have dug into the forest. Right, right, right
[00:35:46] I just let him go but they're wrong to a long way
[00:35:48] We're looking at the edge thing. He's like how high up do you think that is and I kind of just like I looked at it in the sky
[00:35:54] In the heights of other buildings. I know and I'm looking at the edge
[00:35:58] And I said to him I said 1,100 feet. Mm-hmm
[00:36:02] And then he goes really you think I'm like, let's look it up
[00:36:04] 1,131 feet. Wow incredible fucking yeah, that's crazy shot dude. Yeah. Wow
[00:36:11] That's better. That's really fun. It's way better than like somebody asking you what time is it?
[00:36:16] Yeah, he's like how'd you do that? I'm like, yeah, I measure stuff. Mm-hmm
[00:36:20] Are you raising your hand? No, I was just stretching. No, I think you were using hand. Sorry
[00:36:30] I'm still laughing about you saying that guy had been doing a proud
[00:36:36] But then you were doing the bill Cosby like
[00:36:38] Oh, no, what it is. It's that team and what that was folks was Nick Percy's
[00:36:48] You don't know what the boo does the winning like the sucking on like a warhead
[00:36:53] Have you seen that jiggle jiggle commercial?
[00:36:55] The old yellow kid. Yeah, the kids at the table. I mean, I remembered the old bill Cosby Jell-o
[00:37:01] This one I remember Sean this week and he couldn't stop singing it. That's pretty good
[00:37:05] Because yellow hole that's what you get was you haven't you know, it's gonna be a good time
[00:37:15] Yeah, that's that's a Filipino bill Cosby
[00:37:20] Welcome to the Philippines cheeseburger hamburger
[00:37:29] AC for a bachelor party AC. Yeah, I've never been have you been
[00:37:35] I'm stuck to go. We're seeing Sandler on Friday. You're seeing Sandler. He's performing. Yeah
[00:37:42] Cool. Yeah, he's gonna play all the hits. That's he's music. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. He's on tour right now. He's doing MSG tomorrow. Oh, I didn't know that
[00:37:50] Yeah, I don't know fucking know the hell's going on MSG. You've ever been there. Yeah, really?
[00:37:57] We got to go next. We were supposed to go. Yeah, we got to go next because I was supposed to go last year. I forgot we fucked the best
[00:38:02] I finally figured out how to get inside there. What do you mean? Because I've been the Penn station a billion times
[00:38:06] I'm like, how do you get it? Where are you going? He's just leaving. You get me some water
[00:38:12] What are you doing? I don't know. He's he's good. How much time did we have we done?
[00:38:16] We've done 37 minutes at 45 seconds. And what's the full way in two minutes? We're gonna do another ad read and then
[00:38:25] And then we'll do an hour total. Oh, yeah, cool. I was tempted to just cut this one short because we got the
[00:38:32] You know, we got a I gotta show I you know, I mean, I'm not that it's not that
[00:38:36] It's not but I'm so amped up that I know I won't be able to sleep and then I gotta get out
[00:38:39] I'm gonna come back here. Look man. It's gonna be fun tomorrow. Yeah, it will be fun. We'll get here early. We'll clean up
[00:38:44] Yeah, clean up. Okay. It all said up. It's gonna be good. We gotta get the we gotta get the guests in wardrobe
[00:38:49] Right, right. Are we doing that in here? Is he coming? Yeah, we'll come here. It was like you all come pre-jest
[00:38:58] Give him a train. Yeah, freaking saying cuz no you ruined it. Oh shit. Damn fuck. Leave that out
[00:39:06] No, I told him. I told him he was like, yeah, I won't be frank at stonky
[00:39:09] I already I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not gonna cut it. Don't worry
[00:39:22] They don't know who it is. There's plenty of stuff. There's plenty of fun stuff
[00:39:26] We got okay. We got the set that they won't care about we got a sneak peek of the that's what we got today
[00:39:32] Is a sneak peek of the audience reaction right?
[00:39:38] No, no, don't undersell it. Do you have to be on your nose? No, it's on the top of your nose
[00:39:44] Where? No, it's probably lotion. Oh, you had to go lotion your nose
[00:39:49] You had to leave the show because no because I I don't want to look ugly on camera tomorrow
[00:39:55] And like I've had really bad skin this week. Okay. All right. Sorry
[00:40:06] Obedient I don't ever do you can gain everyone's done with coke. It sucks. It's bad. It's really fucking terrible
[00:40:17] It you know the last time it was fun was when
[00:40:20] We were in the bathroom at the yep, yep, and you were dancing like a black
[00:40:27] You were doing to be black. I was pretending to be black for Alex my black friend
[00:40:31] Do you and then a black guy walked it. It's you did I ran out and then you guys left me alone and I was sagging
[00:40:38] I just love that video. It's a great video. It's a very good video
[00:40:44] You're really in it like you I was clown walking you're possessed
[00:40:49] When I was in high school like all the girls in my high school
[00:40:52] Like the black girls would make me learn the trending dances of the day
[00:40:57] So I had to learn the Harlem shake. I had to learn the sea walk
[00:41:01] Where they like they'd form a dance circle and they like just like clowning you or really yeah
[00:41:06] They were clowning the shit out of me, but I thought they liked me a lot
[00:41:09] Have you ever been with a black girl before twice?
[00:41:12] You slept you had sex with yeah, the first time was have you ever fucked a black girl? The first time was stressful. Yeah
[00:41:22] Like a nerd, you know, it's used to blurb
[00:41:24] Like when like when like white woman fuck me. I'm like, I'm not like a real
[00:41:41] I just broke Adam's heart. Oh, Adam's like I finally have a black
[00:41:46] Shabell better not let me down. Yeah, I hope he's a real nigga
[00:41:52] No, he's not he's sitting in a Jewish woman Jewish woman dude. He texts me
[00:41:56] He's like yo, I'm at oh hi at a at a retreat right now and it's hell on earth
[00:42:00] He's like this is get out, but he could make see like I'm with her family
[00:42:04] I don't think I could make a room of black people laugh
[00:42:08] You couldn't I don't know I don't think I actually we can both do that we can do that right done black rooms
[00:42:16] But I'm also another comedian to it. This is what I'm doing
[00:42:18] I guess uh, ridge wallet. Can we cut the surprise?
[00:42:24] Please you just don't want to go. I'm too tired. I'm sorry. That's a big no, it's not you
[00:42:29] Sorry your fault, but it's a big thing. You know what you can call give me the file. You can cut it
[00:42:34] What do you edit? I'll learn audacity. No, what do you edit it?
[00:42:37] I even know he just said a thing he thinks audacity
[00:42:43] He was an audio pro an audio engineering program called odd dad. So brocco. You don't know. Yeah, at least his own
[00:42:51] Yeah, did he really yeah called audacity
[00:42:58] A couple beach do you edit on oh no no you edit you edit on
[00:43:06] Oh, you know, I'm a burger. Oh, my hamburger cheeseburger. You edit on called Cassidy. Yeah. I call it. No logic. We use logic
[00:43:20] Wait, but we're gonna cut that so it'll be in like two minutes. You know, no, you don't know
[00:43:24] I'm gonna insist. I'm gonna insist then what's the timestamps. We'll find it
[00:43:30] It's really important. This is a big moment for us
[00:43:32] It's not I thought that by shouldn't send it's not your fault. Well, you've got Frank and stoner on the show
[00:43:38] No, don't say and they know who that impressionist. They know very well who that impression is
[00:43:46] Frankenstein as a guest on the show check out patreon.com. I wanted to say that the top
[00:43:52] Is he really gonna be like that big surprise? No, it's a how we're doing a little Halloween special for the first one
[00:43:58] But it's more is it even too much to say it's a Halloween's vision. Yes. Well, that's done. No. Yeah, it's how that's coming out on
[00:44:09] This we just won't say anything about when you guys do your Christmas special. Oh, no, it'll be fine
[00:44:16] The talk show needs to start so this gives us the push it's gonna be so fun and cool
[00:44:22] It'll be fun that people it's like doesn't even fucking matter. We could we get described seen what's gonna look
[00:44:29] It's honestly, it's better to have it. Yeah be a little bit you gave that away. Yeah, lo fuck low stakes
[00:44:35] We just have a good time. We get comfortable. Yeah shooting the talk show
[00:44:39] It's gonna be good rather than really try to go crazy and then we're gonna get puppets next week
[00:44:45] Puppets and then we're gonna get well actually we know the guys did all the crank anchors. That's great. Yeah
[00:44:51] We should do you should do a full puppet interview
[00:44:55] Ridge wallet calm ridge wall calm guys if you are looking for something to put your crap in you should have an inmates on
[00:45:03] I want to get like a scared straight episode. Oh guys. Yeah, yeah
[00:45:15] Mmm. I want to do a show where you take kids that are losers and you you bring like kids that aren't bad
[00:45:22] Yeah, okay, and then you bring them around like a guy like but they're not good students either
[00:45:26] Right, but just kind of like good relevant. Yeah, yeah
[00:45:30] Exactly and you bring in a guy that's 37 years old and he's the assistant manager to GameStop
[00:45:35] And he's like you got a star committed crimes
[00:45:37] Your best chance if you think anything you gotta figure you got to be cool through the criminal justice
[00:45:44] You're a right because you don't want to end up like me right right right right
[00:45:48] These are too low my apartment for me to kill my our friends and fuck that's so real. Yeah, I
[00:45:54] Have popcorn ceilings and it's killing me. I saw these as a best asbestos guys
[00:46:01] Our friends at Ridge wallet launched Ridge with a simple belief that they could make wallets better
[00:46:07] Two kick starters nine years and over two million wallets later. They're still standing starting every day with the same mentality
[00:46:15] Only now it's to improve all the items that you carry every day
[00:46:21] They have a stream lined approach to different items that you carry on your person every single day
[00:46:27] And they've done very well since they started advertising with us. Let's just say maybe it's because of us
[00:46:38] Okay, so here's the deal they have wallets key cases watches knives kits. What's a kit?
[00:46:49] Microscien user. Yeah, they have pens I gave them one I use the backpack Mike Mike Mike
[00:46:54] Backpack school the backpacks great Nick and I both use the commuter backpack
[00:47:03] Listen guys, they have like the most Wow. They have a carbon fiber watch for only
[00:47:21] It's a woman's no, it's not men men use that wallet in Japan
[00:47:26] Men use that wallet. Yeah Japanese men aka women. That's racist
[00:47:50] Boy what Steven oh no, we gotta go to sleep after this
[00:47:52] You know damn I want any fucking fun or stay up all night getting fucked up
[00:48:02] You want to come over to do cocaine and play video just go to B&H at 9 a.m. Being like you got this life
[00:48:08] No, no, but honestly we have to be up by 9 a.m. For being it so it's what it is 1043 right now
[00:48:15] I am so I wake up at 6 a.m. So we might need to stay up all night because we would have enough time to
[00:48:21] Be first in line so we can get those so we get those panels
[00:48:25] No, I'm just kidding. Let's get a good night's rest to everyone that
[00:48:31] He was because I had an early flight. He was like what you should do is just stay up all night drinking and just get on the plane
[00:48:37] Drunk. Oh, I was like that's a good idea. I've done that mad times. I always do that
[00:48:45] So we get in on that fucking plane. Yeah, I've been in TSA drunk so many times. It's not I
[00:48:52] Well, you've been okay anyway guys ridged while they have a bunch of shit
[00:48:57] They got beanies. They got multi hook. They got a multi tools carbon fiber phone cases
[00:49:05] Replacement screws they tech gear all that kind of shit. You go to ridgewood.com. We put in promo code TAFS and
[00:49:15] And you know the cut you'll cut you'll deal save a couple shekels
[00:49:29] What are you doing taking picture no someone's asking me to prove you're not cheating
[00:49:37] One of those tax when's last time you cheated
[00:49:52] Yeah, but I don't really count as cheating because I wasn't dating the girl
[00:49:59] Yeah, I don't want to put her on blast. Yeah, well what counts as cheating because I mean like I've been in relationships and
[00:50:05] Obviously still gone to New Orleans to throw playing cards of fat. Is that cheating?
[00:50:11] Is that is now is that cheating too? We live in a world where everything's
[00:50:19] You spent $3,000 on playing cards is there's a lot of fat women down you ever cheated at him one time really?
[00:50:27] Yeah, I got a hand job. Hmm. Was it worth it? I was 18
[00:50:30] Was it worth it? It was such a good hand job
[00:50:49] Lock her in what's going on you raising your hand again. Yeah locker room. I just did chosen LA last month
[00:50:57] I got a DM you cheated on you. I got a DM from the girl that gave me that hand job
[00:51:07] I didn't respond but no actually I did I was like LOL. She was like, oh, yeah, I just got a
[00:51:12] Notification you're doing stand-up in town. She didn't come to the shop, but I did jack off to the memory
[00:51:19] Within like 10 minutes. Right. Yeah, I was incredibly roused. She's cheating pussy's like crazy
[00:51:25] It can be because it's like this is forbidden
[00:51:29] This is I've only ever done it out of spite and I've enjoyed it yet
[00:51:33] I feel like that's what I think that's what I think that cheating. I'm doing air quotes so annoying
[00:51:38] Cheating was because I was very angry at this person. I was like I feel trapped
[00:51:42] I feel I feel like I'm being like suffocated right now and the best way for me to free myself is to get pussy and
[00:51:50] And it was cool. No, I've only done it in circumstances where somebody's like well, you know like say a suggesting that they're going to cheat
[00:51:58] Uh-huh. We'll see about that bitch. Uh-huh. Yeah, I'll fucking be too
[00:52:06] Break up with you. I don't have that kind of confidence. This type of shit is so fucking funny
[00:52:10] It's like pity release you shit. It's just why are you why do you?
[00:52:15] You're free now dude. You got PlayStation 5. You don't have to worry about it. Yeah, you know
[00:52:20] The pussy poor until PlayStation 6 comes out. Yeah, yeah
[00:52:24] PlayStation come six that's out then you're fucking then I'm who's gonna fuck it. Oh, what's that old computer?
[00:52:30] You got a bridge. I mean I did I was looking I bet you have a girlfriend
[00:52:33] I was looking at my ps4. I was like if this looks like an ancient machinery
[00:52:37] I don't fucking want this thing anymore. Yeah, but the ps5 looks like it's taking its clothes off
[00:52:42] It's fucking it looks like it's a slut come over to my house and look at it. It's fucking so cool
[00:52:47] I've seen it. It's the way cooler than anything
[00:52:52] What do you mean I have a dog? Yeah, you got a good life. Yeah, you got a beautiful apartment
[00:52:57] My parments nice your permits very nice. I really don't become so old now. I just do like puzzles. I
[00:53:04] Got a Kindle. Yeah, I was fucking great. I love it. Did they're amazing. I didn't know I'm in love
[00:53:09] I loved looking in I love the feel of it in my hand
[00:53:12] I didn't know years ago and I kind of got burned out on I used to just read books on my phone
[00:53:16] Mm-hmm. Yeah, I got a nook and the nook stole a screen and I didn't get a Kindle until last year. It's so good
[00:53:23] They're great. It's insane. Yeah. What are you reading right now?
[00:53:26] I'm reading some Thomas pensions stuff. I'm reading slow. Oh gravity's asshole
[00:53:31] Yeah gravity's case actually I'm reading the context that was but I was making myself laugh
[00:53:40] I've been reading oh, I just finished gravity's asshole by by pension. I'm actually I'm
[00:53:46] Actually the autobiography of Malcolm X
[00:53:51] Pinchin wrote V for vendetta didn't yeah, I believe he did yeah, yeah and the game
[00:53:56] Do you remember during during the you remember during the bubble when when LeBron
[00:54:04] LeBron post that selfie like during like BLM
[00:54:08] When he posed that selfie of him reading the autobiography of Malcolm X, but he was like on page one
[00:54:15] It's like just go to the middle of the book bro. Just act like you made a dent
[00:54:19] I mean that shit's like it's also just like you know, it's not hard to read
[00:54:30] But like LeBron I don't need you to read a book. I just want you to play ball, bro
[00:54:34] Oh, so you want him to shut up and dribble? I know we're saying yeah, honestly
[00:54:43] Extremely wealthy black people give a shit about me not at all
[00:54:46] I like them because they're really rich and doing the cool thing that entertains me. It's crazy
[00:54:52] You know, there's only 14 black billionaires
[00:54:55] Right. Yeah, right. How many billionaires are there? I think a million
[00:55:05] That's how many are you who are they Kanye a billion black billionaires? We say there's their two percent Kanye Oprah
[00:55:11] Mm-hmm Bill Gates has the hood pass he can say why
[00:55:19] Yeah, he talked to Red Fox a flavor flavor
[00:55:28] You know, he used to come to use my high school gym teachers
[00:55:35] You know the insane guy wearing a clock
[00:55:42] He'd go to school wait a second I do realize that he had a big hole in his pants
[00:55:51] Dripping shit out of the front of his pants
[00:55:54] There was a dude there was a dude who'd hang outside my high school who just be like he had like one big dread and a big
[00:56:00] Honors pants and remember this kid's mom made him a sand which one day and gave it to him and just in front of the
[00:56:05] School he just like threw it at her face in front of everybody. Oh, it was so
[00:56:10] Beautiful. I've told the story on the show before but one of the best things I've ever seen I was in
[00:56:14] Downtown LA was when I was working on Moshe Cash or show and we were doing some kind of like remote segment
[00:56:19] I can't remember what it was, but we were just down there and there was like a homeless lady pushing big ass shop and cart full of garbage
[00:56:27] Mmm-hmm. Just two white women drove by and they just gone grocery shopping
[00:56:38] And they roll down the window and this bitch pulls out a loaf of bread
[00:56:43] From her grocery bag and she's like handing and trying to hand it as a woman and she the woman looks out for her
[00:56:48] She goes, I don't want no fucking bread bitch fucking halfa fuck you and just just
[00:56:57] Just lighting them up and they just got quietly drive away. Yeah, I love when that happens
[00:57:03] When I was in LA my I had like a safe people. Yeah, I had like a dean style uber driver. Yeah, and
[00:57:11] He was like he I had lunch with the Ethan and them at the Beverly Hills Hotel
[00:57:16] And he was like he's like yeah, I got like a question for you. He's like we're there
[00:57:21] We're there like finance cheeks in there. I was like I guess there probably was Dean
[00:57:26] And maybe it was yeah, was he talking about his wife in France?
[00:57:30] I just had it seems like yeah, my wife is French in my memory
[00:57:34] Just Dean tried trying to make eye contact with me through the rear mirror. He was doing that a lot too
[00:57:41] Then he get the opportunity. Yeah, I actually got the opportunity to work for for Playboy radio
[00:57:46] Yeah, so he was he was saying to me. He was like, what is that? What the fuck is playboy?
[00:57:53] Radio yeah, they just describe women's bodies. Yeah, but not the pussy. Yeah. Yeah
[00:57:59] So he was like yeah, we're there like finance cheeks in there and I was like yeah
[00:58:03] I guess and it was like cuz like I was reading but like Trump apparently he like he like gave him like a he like took a
[00:58:13] there like to tough like fuck her and like
[00:58:17] And like apparently they have like bungalows and like he took mad
[00:58:21] He took mad chicks there to like to fuck them and like that guy's like he don't give it fuck right
[00:58:27] And I was like yeah, I guess and then and then he was like
[00:58:30] Where you miss that ask he was asking me where I was from I was like New York
[00:58:39] I'm from a Lee he's like in a Lee. He's like my lead, but we move out here
[00:58:43] He's like you from New York and I was like yeah
[00:58:45] He's like like can I ask you a question about that and he was like do you think there's like maybe like more finance
[00:58:50] Chasing a Lee or in New York and I was like can I have the opportunity that I ask you a question
[00:58:59] So I was like I don't know I think there's like beautiful women
[00:59:03] Everywhere and he was like yeah, I guess that that like that is true like when you think about it. Mm-hmm
[00:59:15] You know the lunch can also be dinner there's similar food. Wow that really like blows my mind
[00:59:21] Yeah, you have like pancakes Wow for dinner. Yeah, and then he was saying we're driving past the tents
[00:59:27] He's like yeah the tent like they keep getting bigger and bigger like now they got like windows and shit
[00:59:32] It's like I saw them like barbecuing the other day. It's like like eight of these motherfuckers like barbecuing out here
[00:59:39] And they're tense man and the city don't give a fuck about that young people shit
[00:59:44] Yeah, he was great that I mean it is really it is really you know, I'm talking to you
[00:59:48] I love to help people out, but you know sometimes people were just fucking happy doing
[00:59:55] Smoking crack doing drugs. Mm-hmm. That's the bliss. That's the bliss spot. You know. Yeah living a normal wife is hard
[01:00:03] I honestly Blake seemed happy when he was just a crack addict
[01:00:06] Mmm. He's like I got new friends. Right. Hey, no one goes home during a chill, right? I have some friends who
[01:00:21] Became friends with some of your school while they were smoking meth and I was like I fucking loved you when you were on the
[01:00:27] Math. Yeah, cuz now you're sober and right pussy. I was like that dude. I quit drinking and I just got worse
[01:00:33] Yeah, no, man, you do get fun when you're not even fun. It's so nice
[01:00:52] Sucks cuz it's like if you start drinking you when you're walking away, you're like hey love you
[01:00:56] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so we can see you oh, yeah, dude my friend I was in Portland
[01:01:03] Do we say he was just driving around what who gives a fuck?
[01:01:06] Yeah, we were driving around and you know, there's tents every just homeless people all over the place
[01:01:10] We pull up doing intersections a hill on top of the hill. There's like a fucking gypsy shanty town
[01:01:15] You know just the tent with garbage as permanent installation
[01:01:18] And he just looks up at the top of the hill. He's like yeah, the girl lives in that tent is 14 years old
[01:01:31] I'm like, why do you know why do you have that information?
[01:01:39] Yeah, that one right there. Yeah, can you believe that top of the hill?
[01:01:43] Yeah, looking over the last nation they descend those steel vapes and that one and
[01:01:54] All right, I'm gonna call it so we can get what time early start tomorrow. No, but we have to
[01:02:03] Don't believe the premier episode guys listen the premier episode the Adam Freelen show
[01:02:09] We'll be out on Monday at patreon.com slash TAFS
[01:02:15] Don't act like it's not okay. All right missing some things. All right. She's lost