Ep. 102 The Adam Friedland Show E102

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Ep. 102 The Adam Friedland Show E102

TAFS | Regular | 11/03/2022

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[00:00:58] Are you sure the new lights that I don't know I thought I looked good on the last no no no

[00:01:03] Everybody fucking hated it because the lights were off. Let me just dial this in the lights were on

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[00:01:16] All right, everyone. Welcome to the Adam Friedland show. I'm your host Adam Friedland. We got a guest today. Hey

[00:01:22] Mike Racine a from the Out for Smokes podcast. We have Irish Mike Racine on the podcast today. Welcome. Thank you

[00:01:30] Thanks for having me. Yeah, I don't know the chair broke. I'm just gonna chill. You're gonna stay in there

[00:01:35] Yeah, we had another chair, but

[00:01:38] Either I think I broke it. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, it's a cost four thousand dollars. Yeah

[00:01:44] Yeah, good for you guys. Yeah, we have four of them. So yeah, now two of them are broken to yeah

[00:01:50] The first one I broke when I got here trying to take the glides off. I kind of lost my patience with it actually

[00:02:01] Yeah, it's good. Are you using a car or what do you I don't have a call? It's good that you did that. All right. Thanks

[00:02:09] Yeah, so welcome to the Adam Friedland show Mike Racine returning guests. Thanks for having me. Yeah, thank you

[00:02:14] Hopefully everybody enjoyed the Halloween episode of the show. You got some great feedback on it

[00:02:18] Yeah, we appreciate all two big two big flaws. So go ahead. Yeah, what nothing go ahead

[00:02:25] We got some great feedback on our inaugural

[00:02:28] Episode which was also the Halloween episode Nick. It's very hot with the light. It's I'm sorry, but it's sad already

[00:02:35] I can't do anything about it

[00:02:36] Yeah, probably people people were upset because like, you know, I mean we spent all this time building a set

[00:02:40] Everybody loves a set but we had some issues with the lights and everybody hated the intro. So we're gonna have to

[00:02:46] The the dial those two in yeah, once that's good. We're ready to go. Well. Yeah, I mean the reviews are out

[00:02:55] Unrodden tomatoes hundred percent great critics score right. Yeah viewer rating

[00:03:01] 12 percent

[00:03:03] Okay. Yeah, so okay, but to the critics like to put the exactly but we're here for the critics

[00:03:09] We're not here for the people absolutely. Yeah. Yeah pigs. I know what they want. Well, I wouldn't say pigs

[00:03:15] I'd say swine right. It's a smarter way of saying pigs sure. Yeah, yeah

[00:03:21] Yeah, no, but you know the New Yorkers Richard Brody

[00:03:25] He said it was a triumph actually great. Yeah. Yeah, great. So, you know, he knows what he's talking about. Yeah. Yeah

[00:03:33] Thanks. Yeah, Nick you're gonna be there. Yeah, I'm well, you know, I don't have a chair so

[00:03:39] We're you want to like just interview Mike. We got to get we got to come on. We got to get you comfortable

[00:03:43] You know, yeah, whatever you guys want to talk about I am come

[00:03:49] Mike you've been in Houston, Texas lately. No, okay. Well, just like a year ago for Skankfest. Yeah

[00:03:57] That was a good time. It was good. You didn't go this year. Oh, yeah, I saw you there. We had breakfast together. That's right

[00:04:03] We did have breakfast. Okay. Yeah, who else was there Ian? Yeah, and then I guess Ian's video guy

[00:04:09] That's right. Then I guess my video guy shout out to Anthony. Okay. Yeah, you have a video guy. Yeah, yeah, Anthony

[00:04:16] Yeah, he taped our show in Atlanta. Oh

[00:04:19] That guy's your video guy. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, so that was fun. We all got your video. Yeah, yeah

[00:04:27] Yeah, yeah, we got with the glasses. He's the guy with the glasses. Yeah, he's my video guy. He's working for you 24 hours

[00:04:33] He's working for me. Yeah, does he have a nickname for you? He calls you Skip?

[00:04:37] Uh, she knows, but that's good. Yeah, I like that. You like Skip boss boss. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah

[00:04:43] People around said at this show they call me a

[00:04:46] Grant the the grand

[00:04:49] Poobah, uh-huh. Yeah, and you you lie. Do you find that the power is?

[00:04:55] It's fine. It doesn't get to your head or anything. Well, it's an adjustment. I think this whole thing is an adjustment

[00:05:00] Sure, sorry. I don't want to interrupt, but but Adam. Do you know was it the grand Poobah? That's like a real rank, right?

[00:05:06] I don't know. Yeah, it's like and didn't the grand Poobah do the Holocaust? No, I don't believe he did. Yeah, maybe that was the fuhrer

[00:05:15] No, the grand Poobah isn't there like a grand Poobah of

[00:05:19] Palestine. No, that was the grand moofty of Jerusalem who met with Hitler before the Holocaust. Oh, okay

[00:05:27] And said the plans look great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I disagreed. Yeah, if I was there, I would disagree. Yeah, I'd say

[00:05:34] Don't don't yeah, it's funny when you think about like the idea of like, you know, like killing all the Jews

[00:05:40] Like that's not a very good idea. What do you mean? It's just not like a smart thing to do

[00:05:44] Yeah, I agree. Well, I said the I don't think it was ever supposed to be smart. It was supposed to be like cool and funny funny

[00:05:51] Yeah, like all this holocaust. I don't like we keep going back to the Holocaust. Mm-hmm

[00:05:56] And in this climate, I don't know. I don't know if I want to do it anymore. Okay, we're climate. Sorry with a Kanye

[00:06:02] Good Kanye stuff. Yeah. Oh, I thought you meant like the weather. Well, yeah, we're just talking about so it doesn't happen. Yeah

[00:06:08] I mean Jews are probably gonna be affected by climate change more than anybody

[00:06:13] Right, right look at him right now. He's been under a light for five seconds and he looks like this

[00:06:19] That's how we solve climate change. They just there's enough complaints. Yeah climate change is the new holocaust. Yeah

[00:06:26] Hitler's back and this time he's vegan. Yeah, we're be works for Exxon

[00:06:29] I don't know which way that jokes go. Maybe Adam. Why don't you take a pass at that easily at what at climate change?

[00:06:36] Climate change is hit with is what's the new holocaust? Yes, because they're raising the temperature and then Jewish people are upset about

[00:06:44] You know what I mean?

[00:06:45] Well, I don't think it's only Jewish people. All right, okay, so anyway

[00:06:50] You got this damn climate change thing. They're saying it's like the new holocaust. Yeah, cuz they're raising the temperature

[00:06:56] right and

[00:06:58] Jews everywhere are complaining. Yeah that it's that they're getting sunburns

[00:07:05] And that's good. Can we run that again sure?

[00:07:09] Do you feel like we've been talking about the holocaust too much? I feel like we oftentimes do that but uh,

[00:07:16] I don't know. I feel like they're gonna be kids watching the

[00:07:20] the recent statements of a here of mine Kanye West. Yeah, and they're gonna be like

[00:07:25] That's that's what's up, you know, right? And I'm afraid of that. Yeah, because

[00:07:33] That's not what's up. No in my opinion. No, yeah, it's not cool. Yeah. Yeah

[00:07:38] This might be a good question for Mike is do Italian people feel guilty about the holocaust at all?

[00:07:44] Because they helped right help Taylor. Yeah. Yeah, you know, I think Hitler said that he felt like Mussolini was his only friend

[00:07:50] Really? I read that in a book. Yeah, so that's kind of funny. That's kind of how I feel

[00:07:55] The Hitler's the boost leads your only friend. Yeah, I mean he's sort of like a moosey. The lenient items

[00:08:00] Like a Miss lenient. Well more in the sense that I only have one friend. Yeah. Yeah

[00:08:04] I'm not moosey lenie. No, I think you're more of it. You're more of a Hitler. I'm not I'm neither

[00:08:10] What are you talking about right now? It's my show

[00:08:14] Yeah, but you're kind of a hit you're kind of a

[00:08:16] You have a yeah a little bit it seems like there's a lot of rules around here, you know

[00:08:22] What are the rules? Uh, yeah, I'm not the one making the rules. I'm strict. Yeah, look at this crap all over the set in the lights

[00:08:31] You're like raising your voice. I'm not at you. Yeah out of exasperation. Yeah

[00:08:36] Well, thanks for being here. I just try to find a way to call Adam Hitler. Yeah, that's all right. Yeah, no look

[00:08:41] It's gonna take a long time

[00:08:43] Mm-hmm for this show to be like it's gonna it's gonna be a while before you know, yeah, yeah, you can

[00:08:52] But it's fun. You guys are having fun sure. Yeah, definitely. Yeah for sure. I love having fun myself personally

[00:09:00] Right now. No, mm-hmm. You're not having fun. No, it's sweltering right now. How do you feel about how you feel about the Halloween episode Adam?

[00:09:08] Uh, I thought it was good. Yeah. Yeah, it was all right. What'd your girlfriend think?

[00:09:12] She she hasn't watched it yet. She doesn't listen to the show

[00:09:17] Yeah, watch it Mike. No, I think it changed to yeah, I don't think anybody watches. Yeah, nobody watches other people's stuff anyways. Not really. Yeah, no

[00:09:26] No, sorry. I'll watch when I get home. Yeah, don't worry down. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah sure was good

[00:09:33] You said people didn't know you said you said people did like it the critics liked it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah overwhelmingly

[00:09:39] Okay. Yeah, it was written up on a babe.com

[00:09:44] Mm-hmm. Yeah, the place where his ease in sorry was me too. Do you remember that website? Yeah? Yeah, they said it was uh

[00:09:50] They said it was a triumph actually. Yeah, uh-huh. Which is the same language as Richard Brody, but regardless

[00:09:57] Now what did his ease do he put his fingers in a woman's uh, he he uh

[00:10:02] He went down and then he asked for sex. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and he was like

[00:10:07] Which they did the claw

[00:10:09] Then he did something she referred to as the claw. Yeah, he was like the claw. You know, he did that

[00:10:15] Yeah, back. Back kind of thing. The thing we love that you know, the thing we know and love. Mm-hmm. Yeah

[00:10:22] So what

[00:10:24] Nothing

[00:10:25] I'm just like I don't know what kind of faces you're making. I like you know, I'm not making any faces

[00:10:29] I'm listening. I'm hey you guys ever uh went that like went down on a woman and uh asked her for sex

[00:10:34] Or or do you mostly do it for them that sex?

[00:10:37] Mm-hmm. Yeah, I guess that yeah, you get you get the wheelchair out of the closet

[00:10:42] You pretend to be Stephen Hawking

[00:10:44] You eat her pussy

[00:10:46] You blow into her pussy and give her a fucking embolism

[00:10:49] Yeah, and she dies and that's sex is that you I remember hear that the if you blow into a woman's somebody

[00:10:54] That's one of those things where somebody tells you it

[00:10:56] That if you blow into a woman's pussy or kill her. Yeah, and it's like I don't want to know if that's not right

[00:11:02] You're right. Like everyone you found out cocoa the gorilla sexually assaulted people. No, but yeah, yeah

[00:11:08] Never in my life fact check that yeah, I will never risk finding out that that was a lie

[00:11:15] You know what I mean?

[00:11:16] Right because you want that ace up your sleeve in case you need a killer woman

[00:11:19] That's my Jesus is the son of god. Uh-huh is I'm not gonna there's gonna be no critical thinking applied. Yeah

[00:11:25] Yeah, whether or not cocoa the gorilla

[00:11:27] domain that to see women's nipples

[00:11:29] You know my I was told as a kid that a Catherine the Great of Russia

[00:11:35] Died having sex with a horse. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, and then uh, I

[00:11:40] Thought that my entire life. Yeah, and then I told some friends at a bar one night, right?

[00:11:45] We looked it up and it was a popular rumor spread by the French. Oh, okay

[00:11:50] Yeah, which means that it was a rumor that kept going for 150 years

[00:11:55] Yeah, there were like gay gossips that were like oh that beach. Oh

[00:12:00] Oh, she fucked a horse. She loved the fuck. Oh, she fucked her

[00:12:03] I heard she liked to fuck horses. Yeah, and you could really you could really spread a rumor back then. Yeah, there wasn't like

[00:12:10] My dad told me that yeah in the car. Yeah, there's women at fuck ponies

[00:12:15] And then in the horse fucking community. They look down on the horse fucking women as cowards. Yeah

[00:12:19] Yeah, they're like a race trader. No, no, you're a groomer

[00:12:26] Yeah, there's like like age is supposed to be a certain gap

[00:12:30] There's like if you fuck if the horse is too small you get shamed in the horse fucking community. Yeah. Yeah

[00:12:37] Yeah, what do you think about that? Adam? Do you think people do that?

[00:12:40] Uh, yeah, sure. I'm sure how about this let's try to figure out what animals people haven't had sex with yet

[00:12:46] What percentage of animals do you think people have fucked?

[00:12:48] We got we got to save that probably for what's his name is it? Yeah, that's a good question

[00:12:53] Who's the animal guy that comes on shows? Don't look at me. Look at Jack Hannah. Jack Hannah Jack Handy. Yeah

[00:12:59] Jack Handy would be a great name for a guy that

[00:13:04] You imagine getting that fucking uh

[00:13:07] That resume before you got a job at snl

[00:13:10] It said right on the top jack Handy and you're like

[00:13:13] I bet this guy's resume says he jacks people off

[00:13:16] This is got to be a joke resume. This guy masturbates people in a bathroom for a living. Yeah, yeah

[00:13:23] People are mad at Leia because me and Leia were walking around

[00:13:27] Um like the lower east side. Oh, yeah, people fucking in an outdoor dining. I just took a photo

[00:13:32] Yeah, she posted a video online and people were like how dare you post this. Yeah. Yeah

[00:13:38] Why because it's an invasion of privacy. Well, they're in public

[00:13:42] Mm-hmm. Yeah thoughts on that Adam. Let's do you're you're a lawyer. You know. Yeah, I was a lawyer. Yeah

[00:13:49] Um now you're a tv show host

[00:13:55] I just farted

[00:13:57] Good. I was laughing. Yeah, we'll grab a little too much fun over here. I guess

[00:14:02] Good. That's the zone we need to get into. Yeah, can we turn the temperature down on the spotlight? No

[00:14:06] No, not now that I'm over here. I can't get back up the ladder

[00:14:09] Wait, so you you saw what the couple looked like

[00:14:11] It was pretty what do you mean?

[00:14:14] You saw you saw the couple because you were with Leia. Are you asking me a racial question?

[00:14:18] I guess I am. Yeah. Yeah, what are you the m yp dude?

[00:14:22] No, it's funny because she posted and people made there were people making a good point online. They were like if this were two gay people

[00:14:28] They would there would be a lockdown

[00:14:30] They would fucking send everybody home to gay people did that. Yeah in an outdoor dining shed

[00:14:35] Yeah, that would set them back 50 years. Yeah. Yeah, well people dining in the dining shed

[00:14:39] What was it were people dining in the diaries like after one guy toughing it out?

[00:14:45] I was there's one guy that's like fuck you covet's not over. Yeah. I don't care. I don't care what you do

[00:14:50] Yeah, I'm gonna keep being a covid guy. He's like wearing a mask right? Yeah. Yeah, some people are still holding on to the covid stuff

[00:14:56] Yeah, not the fucking in the outdoor shed couple

[00:15:00] No, yeah, yeah, no, it's wild though. Really if it was gay people

[00:15:04] Maybe they were celebrating the end of the pandemic

[00:15:06] Maybe the people who are fucking in the shed. Yeah, that's gonna be that baby's name

[00:15:10] pandemic. Yeah

[00:15:12] That's pretty cool. Yeah, that's that's an easy joke. You can always just say any word and say it's a black person's name

[00:15:19] Yeah

[00:15:20] Oh, because we're that yeah, uh-huh because they were

[00:15:24] Not that it matters

[00:15:26] The race. Yeah, but they were you surprisingly very few people being racist about it. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, look at the camera

[00:15:33] I just I don't know like sorry. You're right. I'm talking over you. It's your show. No, it's not that

[00:15:39] I I just I want to do it professional and I feel like this is like

[00:15:43] Am I sweating right now or what is um?

[00:15:47] How do I look good? I mean you look wet, but you look good. Yeah, I don't want to look wet. No, it's a good look

[00:15:53] You think so? Yeah. Yeah, maybe focus less on yourself and try to yeah try to like uh

[00:16:00] Ask Mike about him or or like talk about the world or people fucking in an outdoor dining show

[00:16:07] What movies have you seen lately? What is Mike do Mike's what's up?

[00:16:10] But what were people's takes on the on the fucking on it?

[00:16:13] It's that was mainly it that Leia was she shouldn't have done it. Yeah Leia shouldn't have posted it. Yeah. Yeah

[00:16:19] Yeah

[00:16:20] But I was standing there so I got my commentary in there. So I've technically been on world star now

[00:16:25] Dream machine dude. That's what Martin Luther King dreamt about nice

[00:16:28] You be a world star. You getting a white guy would end up on world star someday as a behind the camera guy

[00:16:34] Not not the dude losing not the dude letting it slip

[00:16:37] Yeah, letting it fly at 2 a.m. And the McDonald's little parking lot and then getting the shit beaten out of him

[00:16:44] I mean you remember those you're gonna use to be like the guy white guys don't do it anymore

[00:16:47] But like 15 years ago. I feel like there used to be a lot of like street fight videos or it would be some fat redneck

[00:16:53] That's like yeah, I can beat up seven black

[00:16:55] Oh that yeah, that's huge. I'm gonna try. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna try and they're just getting fucking demolished

[00:17:02] Yeah, right. He's wearing his fucking underwear on his head at the end of the video

[00:17:05] Right and then I would just go up on world star. Yeah. Yeah, and nobody really like roots for the the white guy never

[00:17:10] Not even other racist guys. Yeah. Yeah, even if you're in the even if you're in the right if you get an argument with like

[00:17:16] That's my biggest fear. I'm gonna be in an argument with like a black woman on the street

[00:17:19] Yeah, and I'm gonna be no one's gonna no one's gonna take my side

[00:17:23] Does that happen if I'm right? No, but it's like my fear, you know, that's your fear

[00:17:28] Yeah, I'm often times yelled at on the street. Are you by uh

[00:17:33] women of color?

[00:17:35] Yeah, what are they? What are they yelling you?

[00:17:38] They don't know

[00:17:40] They just yell my face. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, my dog's pooping in the wrong place

[00:17:45] I don't know why I track that so much. Yeah, I really try to keep to myself. Maybe they feel like they can bully you. Yeah, I suppose

[00:17:51] Yeah, but it's not high school anymore. Let's be adults when you're Italian you get where they go

[00:17:57] You can't let them push you around. Yeah, but you can't push back. No. Yeah, you can't well, I just say

[00:18:03] I love you. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like that either

[00:18:07] When you say I love you. Yeah, I don't know why you don't think that maybe you're like acting a fool a little bit

[00:18:12] Oh, yeah, I'm I'm wilding out. Yeah, I'm acting a fool. Yeah. Yeah. Did you see that trending topic today on twitter? It was one of the headlines

[00:18:19] But it said it's like a picture of like 10 black female judges

[00:18:26] And then the headline was we call ourselves the sister judges. Uh-huh, and it's like

[00:18:31] Did they actually

[00:18:33] Or did someone just assume that yeah, because that seems like a dangerous headline to publish

[00:18:38] Why is that I don't know it sounds racist today. Well, what if they call themselves that I'm hoping they did and I'm sure they did

[00:18:44] Yeah, yeah, I'm just trying to say

[00:18:46] You just we're introduced topics here and then maybe you can have instead of just

[00:18:51] Yeah, I'm not saying no to anything

[00:18:53] What are you talking about?

[00:18:55] You set up this light so that okay, all right, you were talking a little about uh, the animals what what persej animals?

[00:19:01] Do you think people thought I think that's an interesting yeah, it's a minority. It's a minority

[00:19:05] It would have to be larger animals. What mine already really I was gonna guess the animals what what my

[00:19:11] That's not what I'm saying

[00:19:13] That's not what I'm saying Nick. Which my which my heart I'll bite

[00:19:21] Adam Adam posited that it's perhaps a specific minority that's fucking the vast majority of animals

[00:19:26] Which might already say Adam is it the sister judges? No, I didn't say that either Nick

[00:19:31] We call ourselves the sister judges and we fuck horses

[00:19:38] Yeah, I don't know you think anyone's ever fucked like a whale

[00:19:40] Maybe like a beach whale no hero. Yeah. Yeah beach. I love that. It's a whale in distress

[00:19:47] Imagine that you're a whale and you're like what the fuck how am I not swimming?

[00:19:52] What have what is this? Yeah, what the fuck can you imagine?

[00:19:55] That's what that would be what that would be like if you were like a human imagine like you fucking stepped off

[00:19:59] You're like saying goodbye to your friend at Starbucks. You're like all right. I'll catch you later

[00:20:03] You step off the curb and then you're just in space. Yeah. Yeah, and you're like

[00:20:07] Okay, right. Blood's boiling right like what the fuck. You have tiny aliens. That's fucking your ass

[00:20:14] Yeah

[00:20:16] A tiny alien is coming in you yeah

[00:20:19] Before your brain explodes and then other aliens go over they go stop it. What are you doing?

[00:20:24] Yeah, yeah, no sister judge. No sister judge alien. Don't fuck that space human

[00:20:30] Fuck you. Yeah. Yeah, no one tells this sister judge

[00:20:33] Yeah, I didn't go to law school so people could tell me not to fuck space whales

[00:20:42] That's right, babe. Yeah, Adam. Did you meet any of the sister judges while you're in law school?

[00:20:47] I didn't go to law school. I thought you were a lawyer. No, I wasn't a lawyer. I was a paralegal

[00:20:52] Oh, what was that like?

[00:20:54] Well, the last what is paramean in latin? That just means sort of like it means you can walk. Yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:21:00] So if you're like on plejic, I think it means like sub like oh, okay. Yeah

[00:21:07] I was a

[00:21:09] Submissive lawyer. Yeah. Yeah, and then there were a dumb daddy lawyers. They were like, can you can you have that on my desk?

[00:21:17] And I was like, what are you gonna do?

[00:21:20] What are you gonna do? Right? Yeah, do what? What does this face look like right now?

[00:21:26] It looks fine. Uh, so we just don't feel the answers that we get a

[00:21:29] Okay, yeah

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[00:23:13] Yeah, think about all the money. I could have been good point. I had been using a bookie dot ag

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[00:23:23] Uh, yeah, so

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[00:23:28] System home of the sister

[00:23:30] When you see footage from like core and there's like a black lady judge. She's like try me try me

[00:23:35] She's like talking like I think that's just those are just divorce court. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, is it?

[00:23:40] What am I thinking? I don't think the actual sister. Yeah, just do that. That's not happening in traffic court

[00:23:44] I don't think those are licensed judges. She's not sitting up there like being like you got red lights

[00:23:51] And you got green lights and what you did is you went through a red light

[00:23:55] I don't think those conversations happened. Yeah, I would love it. Yeah, I would get tickets every day

[00:24:00] Really fucking blow every light to just go see the sister judges in court

[00:24:04] I'll be like, I'm back. I'm back. Yvette. Nick maul. What you doing? Yeah, yeah, you know, you know who I am

[00:24:11] Can we say baby? Can we sidebar in your chamber? Good morning?

[00:24:18] Yeah, every day anyway, so you go to my bookie.ag you put in promo code TAFS. You get a sign up bonus

[00:24:23] You get free money. You play your win. All right. Yeah, TAF and sometimes you know what it's it's kind of fun

[00:24:31] You know, it's kind of fun to lose a gambling because it's like it teaches you how to like take an L

[00:24:36] It's very hard to take an L, but I think it's good training. You know, I lost some money in vega

[00:24:41] The way I take an L is I go to McDonald's at two o'clock in the morning in uh in monk arm re alabama

[00:24:48] Yeah, I pull my pickup truck. Yeah, I get out of my pickup truck

[00:24:53] And then I'm like, you how dare you act like this? How dare you ruin mcdonald's

[00:25:00] Bob atman like this. I just have no pants on

[00:25:04] Just a little clown those just a family beat

[00:25:07] Yeah, just a clown those penis

[00:25:11] A scoop of ice cream vanilla ice cream and a bowl of pews

[00:25:15] Just fucking yeah, just say something wildly racist and get fucking get my shit rocked. Yeah, nice. Yeah

[00:25:23] Have you ever gotten be American history XXL

[00:25:26] You never got this shit beating out of you. No, no, not really

[00:25:30] What's the worst you've ever have you been punched in the face before? No, no, my dad would like hit me with a belt

[00:25:35] Here and there he did. Yeah, but that that was probably the word. He gave you from like across the room

[00:25:41] Like uh, yeah, yeah like scorpion. Yeah, or like he was like a bull whip situation

[00:25:46] Now he would kind of like just fold the belt and yeah

[00:25:49] But that was yeah, no, I've never really been like beat up we're in a fight or anything. What about you?

[00:25:54] Uh, no, I've always managed to avoid it. Yeah, I was punch to punch you in the yeah

[00:25:59] I was punch once in the face and we'll just think about yeah

[00:26:01] Yeah, because didn't he say like you said you were gonna buy me a coffee? Uh, and then the the bad word the bad word

[00:26:07] The bad word after that. He said I thought I told you to give me a coffee and then that word

[00:26:14] um

[00:26:14] And then I you know I looked at him. I said

[00:26:18] Are you on the right path in life?

[00:26:20] And then he looked at me said no one's ever asked me that before and I gave him a job

[00:26:26] nice. Yeah

[00:26:27] Great my personal assistant. No. Yeah. Yeah, nice. Yeah, not bad. Yeah, you teach a man to fish

[00:26:35] You know, you don't call the police. I did go to the police. I went to the police. He did

[00:26:39] Yeah, I went to the police in that subway station

[00:26:41] And that's not when that happens. You have to call the cops on a black person. I've never done this thing

[00:26:46] He wasn't he wasn't you call the cops on a black guy. He wasn't black. No, he wasn't black

[00:26:49] Oh, and then and then a black cop shows up

[00:26:52] The black cops like what did he say? What did he say to you?

[00:26:55] Yeah, he was handsome. Yeah, he was cool. Yeah, he had swag. Yeah. Yeah. Uh

[00:27:02] It's probably the worst interaction to have

[00:27:05] What you know, I mean to have to call the police on a and a black cop

[00:27:09] Yeah, I haven't done it

[00:27:11] But you have to do it right and then you have to tell a black cop and they're like what he'd look like and you're like

[00:27:15] Yeah, he was uh, yeah

[00:27:18] He was a big guy. What do you think the extent of the crime is before you're like, you know, I don't need to follow the report

[00:27:24] Yeah, yeah, what do you think is the worst thing that could happen before you're like

[00:27:28] Okay, I gotta tell this guy. I guess if yeah, I guess if it's like it's got to be like physical or something, right?

[00:27:34] Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, we're financial

[00:27:37] Oh, yeah, yeah, like he like he the homeless guy like embezzles your money

[00:27:41] Yeah, well or you know, you're trying to give him money and then you accidentally give him

[00:27:47] You know a five instead of a one and then he won't give it back to you

[00:27:50] Mm-hmm. That's a perfect reason to call the police on it. Yeah. Yeah, cuz it's you know playing three-card Monty and you

[00:27:57] Exactly. Yeah, twenty dollars and you call the cops

[00:28:01] And you're there with your family

[00:28:03] Precisely. Yeah. Yeah, so black Adam is in the theater. So you're excited about it. Uh, what is it? What is that?

[00:28:09] Um, it's a film. Yeah in the theaters right now. It's a superhero movie. Yeah, it's directed by Jim

[00:28:15] Uh, Jera. Mush. Okay. Yeah, and what is it? I don't know any I don't really know anything about it. All right. Uh, he's a electric

[00:28:23] Okay, man. That's cool. What do you think? Um, sounds fun. What did you see? Check that out? Black guy

[00:28:28] This man of electricity. Well, he just goes to like Amish country and terrorizes them. He's just plugging shit in

[00:28:35] He's plugging in his boombox

[00:28:39] Is that what the movie's about?

[00:28:41] Perhaps I haven't seen it. Okay. I thought Mike did. I thought we we asked you before the show

[00:28:46] The go I didn't know I didn't see it. I've been mowed you for a ticket. Oh black Adam. You did? Yeah

[00:28:51] Yeah, I said take your son. I spent that on. Yeah, would you spend it on crap diapers? Yeah, oh diaper myself. Yeah

[00:29:01] Um, so yeah, cool. So, uh, have you ever had sex in on in a outdoor dining hut? Um, no, you haven't I should though

[00:29:09] You should yeah, yeah, there should be more diversity with of people who do that. Well, I'm sure plenty of different people do it

[00:29:18] You think what do you think Nick? And what who's having sex out there? Who's having sex in the outdoor dining thing to be honest with you

[00:29:24] That is the only time I've seen it. Yeah. Yeah, so I don't want to okay the sample size is too small

[00:29:29] I saw I saw a couple like fucking their car once like in the east village. They were like the the girls like riding the the guy

[00:29:36] Was it a PT user?

[00:29:38] Yeah, yeah, did you know the girl? Uh, no, you are what the fuck? I made you one. Yeah, we matched on Tinder

[00:29:49] We matched on Tinder. It's like, oh, what the fuck's wrong with you? Block me on Tinder. Fuck. It's this. Who is he?

[00:29:56] Dad? Yeah, yeah, you know, I thought would be a cool possessive move as you cut your arm off

[00:30:02] Then you make your girlfriend wear it around her shoulder all the time. You're like that possessive

[00:30:07] Yeah, like that way people know where to get it. It's just always

[00:30:11] Just always around. Yeah fucking stay away pal. Yeah. Yeah, just so you know, it's my girl. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, this was a sword

[00:30:18] You cut the fucking thing off. Uh-huh

[00:30:20] She's like front of her everybody in front of her family. Yeah in front of her father. You say that's mine now

[00:30:26] That's not yours anymore. That's cool though. Did you have to have a talk with your wife's father? I was about to say husband. Uh, yeah

[00:30:34] Um, no, he's not very like he's not really around that much, but everyone's sorry

[00:30:39] It was when he tries to be yeah, you know, she had to have a talk with your mother

[00:30:45] I was your mom like I'll stop having sex with him now

[00:30:49] Yeah, he is a wife. Yeah. Yeah, I'm like, I'm sorry. Make her up so fast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you ever do that with your girlfriend?

[00:30:56] Do you ever like uh, well, we don't have too much else to work with so we can't write right?

[00:31:00] Right. Right. Right. Right. You're just a place you got to power through dude until until you're comfortable with the format

[00:31:06] We gotta keep doing it. Well, I'm not comfortable anyway. It's fun. It's the fucking the lights

[00:31:09] Oh, like the lights are on right now. You're standing the audience spoke. They said the lights were wrong. The audience didn't want this

[00:31:16] The audience wanted uh more, uh, you know, they want to be monotrical. They want no

[00:31:21] Is this theatrical right now? 90% of the comments were I was expecting the movie bronson

[00:31:26] That's what I think in my head. That's what I thought it was we can do that

[00:31:32] Is that a movie? I don't know. I didn't see it. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's all right. Yeah. Yeah

[00:31:37] Well, I watched misery. That was really good. It's a cool movie. Yeah. Yeah, you know in the book they they cut his foot off

[00:31:45] Oh, yeah, and then it's cauterize it with a blowtorch

[00:31:48] And everyone involved in the movie had a problem with that

[00:31:51] Uh-huh. The original director wouldn't do it and uh, I think Warren Beatty was supposed to play

[00:31:57] Um, what's his name? Sheldon Paul Sheldon. Yeah, yeah young Sheldon. Yeah, very good at him

[00:32:04] What do you want? No, no good. Yeah, jump in my stuff like that young Sheldon young Sheldon

[00:32:09] Um, and then maybe

[00:32:11] Adam

[00:32:12] Um, like if you're comfortable with it like what would young Sheldon in misery look like you know instead of just a line like just

[00:32:19] Going to the character, you know, like just feel out the bits he where it goes

[00:32:24] Um, he'd be like uh

[00:32:26] Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

[00:32:29] Maybe try to stay in the bit rather than making the bit. I haven't seen

[00:32:34] I would be on top of me too because I haven't seen young Sheldon. Yeah, it's a boy. He's an urn

[00:32:38] He's like oh

[00:32:39] Kathy wait where's my bow tie? Did you eat it?

[00:32:42] You fat bitch. I haven't seen misery. Did you eat my bow tie you fucking pig

[00:32:49] You know that maybe that's what young Sheldon would say maybe that's what james conch should have done when he was in the bed

[00:32:54] Just made call her fat. Yeah until she left him alone. Yeah, you know if that movie if it would they if it was a hot woman

[00:33:00] That would just be pornography

[00:33:04] Yeah, if it'd been two hours of a hot woman torturing

[00:33:06] That's the movie. It's a big a big girl. All the guys has chained to the bed getting his legs broken. Yeah, but frankly you're right a babe

[00:33:14] Yeah, babe too pig in the city

[00:33:17] That's good. Wait, it's about a big girl trying to have sex with james con. Um, yeah, he's like a he's like an author

[00:33:23] She's like a big fan and he gets in a car accident. So she like brings him into her house. Mm-hmm. And uh

[00:33:30] Yeah, but she I don't know she kind of she looks kind of good

[00:33:32] Yeah, yeah, it's kind of my type. You like I like him a little bigger. Yeah. Yeah. Have you seen a bout Schmidt? Um

[00:33:40] No, you see her naked. You see your naked. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Kathy Bates. All right. Yeah, I did I did an about face when I saw that scene

[00:33:48] I said no. Thank you

[00:33:50] About time to turn this movie

[00:33:54] Very good. My very good. Thanks. Thanks for being here. Yeah. Thanks for helping Adam through this trying to keep up. You know

[00:34:00] I was trying to yeah, I feel like I'm in like Guantanamo Bay right now to be honest with you

[00:34:06] Well, we got I like what would young Sheldon

[00:34:13] The terrorist

[00:34:15] My ass he's just Mickey Mouse. I don't know where the weapons of mass destruction are

[00:34:21] Keep going but kind of it was a little bit america's fault if we could admit it

[00:34:25] Can you turn down let the bodies hit the floor? It's very loud. Do I have to listen to this all day long?

[00:34:32] That's right. They were just a cast chest aid. You're the girl doing this to me right now. You're kind of fire

[00:34:38] Can I get a little bit of pussy? I'll stay in jail. You want to board me again. I'll stay in jail. There you go. Can you water for me?

[00:34:47] I thought okay. How about ball? We gotta get it all done. Uh-huh. And he's like dude. I'm so fucking ball

[00:34:53] I'm so fucking all right right now. I love math and I love fucking weed. How about tongue Sheldon?

[00:34:58] And he likes eating Kathy Bates's pussy. Mm-hmm. What about uh

[00:35:04] Kung

[00:35:06] Kung Sheldon that's the best one yet and he does uh, he's a voice kung kung fu

[00:35:10] Do the voice what and he double loves math

[00:35:16] He loves math

[00:35:18] This guy loves math so much. He does math in his free time. Mm-hmm. Yeah

[00:35:24] Well, yeah

[00:35:25] That's pretty good

[00:35:27] So uh, you're looking forward to Thanksgiving Mike. Uh, yeah, I think so. Yeah. Yeah, and your whole family dresses up as the uh

[00:35:35] Hills and the Indians. We had to stop dressing or the first person. Yeah, you had to stop that

[00:35:41] We had to stop who they made they made the Racine family stop. Yeah, they can't they can't they can't insult my dad

[00:35:46] But your dad would dress up as a squanto

[00:35:50] and then

[00:35:51] And then we all we all gang rape my mother

[00:35:56] Do you remember when you were hosting funny moms once and we were we were uh, on stage

[00:36:02] Uh, we were like what if our if our dads were roommates. Uh, yeah in the in the pen like who would who would be though who would fuck

[00:36:10] Who would be like a playground argument. Yeah, yeah, like a like little kids

[00:36:15] I was like, my dad might have a kick the shit out of your dad. Yeah, yeah

[00:36:20] Yeah, maybe that's what I'll do when my kids starts going to school. I'll be like go to jail

[00:36:23] So you don't have to be around. No, yeah

[00:36:26] It gets a piece of quiet. Yeah in jail

[00:36:29] Just be like just have my kid be like my dad's my dad could have raped your dad

[00:36:33] And then it's like my dad will beat up your dad. Yeah, my dad could be yeah. Yeah, my kid will be like my dad will fuck your dad in the mouth

[00:36:44] and ass

[00:36:47] And then the counselor would have to get called in for that they'd be like he is emotional

[00:36:52] And then my wife calls me like did you hear with someone?

[00:36:54] Did he he said he'll you're fucked someone in the ass? Mm-hmm. I just hang up on her

[00:36:58] You'll be like

[00:37:00] I'm doing a move. I'm on a moving job, bitch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[00:37:04] You were the one who told him that in the first place wife. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like your father would would rape any of those other boys

[00:37:14] He's a real animal

[00:37:16] What do you what do you have to me? Yeah, I'm enjoying the show. Oh, yeah, you're having fun right now

[00:37:22] My hips hurt. He's a weird way to stand

[00:37:24] I I the behind my head is just it's really I can't get it out of my head to be honest

[00:37:32] Oh the nicks behind you. Yeah, it's like there's a ghost falling. Yeah, but I'm thinking about the way I'm behind you emotionally

[00:37:37] That's the same thing. All right. I'm right now with the lights and everything. I'm not sure so sure you just got to lean into it

[00:37:44] I'm leaning in. What are you?

[00:37:46] Instead of being uncomfortable with the warmth. Why don't you make it, you know

[00:37:50] Feel good about it. Yeah, you're a baby. You're a premature baby

[00:37:55] And you're an incubator. Yeah, and I'm fighting a bunch of hoses

[00:37:58] They got a hose up your ass and one down your throat. Yeah, I got a bunch of hose giving you nutrients

[00:38:03] Yeah, that's cool. You know, yeah, mike you were born six months premature

[00:38:08] Uh, yeah, they called you the shrimp boy of New Jersey

[00:38:10] You're a boy of New Jersey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and look at what look look at you. Yeah, I turned that okay

[00:38:15] You turned out all right. Yeah, five eight

[00:38:17] Five eight for your tall drink of water over there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna have a joint called the ray comp

[00:38:23] shrimp company

[00:38:26] Boba company

[00:38:27] It's the ray comp shrimp company and they have a picture of ray outside

[00:38:31] And people start opening the door and then they close it and continue walking down the street

[00:38:40] Yeah, sorry or that'd be funny. It's like what maybe what if you ate shrimp off of a ray comps a naked body

[00:38:45] Yeah, and it's a family style restaurant. Obviously. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[00:38:51] I've ever done that. I've ever eaten shrimp off a woman's pussy and ass

[00:38:55] Uh, not those parts of her body. Oh, okay. Yeah

[00:38:59] It's crazy that that's like a job for Japanese one

[00:39:03] Is dinner plate

[00:39:07] The men all get to be young Sheldon and they have to be

[00:39:10] They get to be cung Sheldon and the women have to be dinner plate

[00:39:13] Mm-hmm

[00:39:14] Yeah, but some of them they rise through the ranks, you know, they become the best in the biz right they go to the emperor's house

[00:39:21] Yeah, yeah imagining you're on a tall show someday. You're like, yeah, my dad my dad was a plumber and my mom was a dinner plate

[00:39:27] It's all about your bad. I came from nothing. Yeah. Yeah

[00:39:33] It's okay. Yeah, I would kind of rather do the dinner plate thing right now. You are rather be a dinner plate than do this

[00:39:40] the show

[00:39:41] I'm incredibly am I sweating right now or no? Uh, I don't know

[00:39:46] You I've seen wet completely wet. Yeah right now. I think it's it's a good look like an idiot

[00:39:52] But usually he's kind of dry right. Yeah, so it's it's a nice little yeah, it's a new look. It's a new look

[00:39:58] Was that like a listener complaint Nick that they weren't seeing me enough. Yeah

[00:40:05] How many of them complained about that 95% of I think you're lying here on the last episode

[00:40:10] I think you're making me out to be there. Did anybody like it?

[00:40:13] um

[00:40:15] No, yeah, no, really. Yeah. Well, you know

[00:40:21] You try to do better next time. I guess this is next. This is next right. I think we've done okay. Nick had that thing about the aliens

[00:40:28] Imagine you step out of Starbucks in here in space

[00:40:34] We should we should incorporate more of like a Barney style wrap up. Okay. Do the show. Okay through all the bits

[00:40:39] Okay, and say what worked and what didn't you know who?

[00:40:43] Well dialing an animal get more comfortable. He'll start thinking of questions. Yeah, you know beforehand. Yeah

[00:40:49] Did you watch Barney like late in life? Yes, we used to watch the watch. Yeah. Yeah, it's a good show. Yeah

[00:40:55] Yeah, the original cast is is good. Yeah. Well a lot of them are dead. Are they?

[00:41:00] Well, I mean that you want to talk about Hollywood abuse the fucking oh, right out of Barney. Yeah

[00:41:06] He put that he would put the tail

[00:41:08] Yeah

[00:41:09] What were the years that that uh David Mamet wrote for Barney? Oh, I don't know

[00:41:15] And said to that how about like you can say why did you know David Mamet wrote for Barney?

[00:41:20] Well, yeah, I think that's kind of telegraphing it. Oh, oh, oh, really? Yeah, and then you do the bit rather than

[00:41:26] Hey, you know, you know what I mean rather than throwing it

[00:41:30] Well, you could have said 92 to 96, you know, and then we could have ripped out like uh

[00:41:35] Like a they're cursing a lot. They're screaming at each other

[00:41:40] Kind of like a Glenn Gary Glenn Barney kind of you know, right?

[00:41:43] That kind of situation. What would that even look like? I'm trying to think

[00:41:47] I'll tell you what he would be very purple. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, because he's mad and he's Barney. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[00:41:54] Yeah, that guy is a real animal very months at a dinosaur

[00:41:58] Yeah, on set just your son coming home from the set of Barney and you're like changing his diaper his ass is completely purple

[00:42:05] Yeah, like is this

[00:42:10] Is this bruising or or fuzz a Barney? What's going on? Why is my son's ass purple? He just gives me some bullshit answer

[00:42:16] He's like I love you

[00:42:18] All right. I love you too

[00:42:21] The wife is like what did he say? He's like, I don't know he kind of it's not being a bitch

[00:42:25] He pulled a fast one on. Yeah, he kept saying I love you to charm me that I didn't know

[00:42:30] Yeah, just let me do Barney putting his dinosaur tail in your

[00:42:34] Yeah in your ass. Yeah being like I love you. Yeah. Yeah, if he you have a son now

[00:42:40] You know, yeah, if Barney molested my son. Yeah, yeah, I'd kill I'd kill Barney. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[00:42:46] Your memory has a kid to make a song about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, let's get together and kill Barney

[00:42:50] Oh, yeah, it's weird to think that Barney met his demise with a meteor

[00:42:56] Yeah, because that's the conceit of the show. He's a dinosaur. Oh is that so he has a show ends? Yeah, when at the

[00:43:02] No, that's what happened season the series finale. You're asking here. He has to get incinerated via comment

[00:43:09] He just like knows it's coming

[00:43:12] Yeah, yeah, he's like damn you god. It's crazy that he knows English and he's a dinosaur

[00:43:17] Mm-hmm. And then you got these fucking Home Depot guys

[00:43:21] It's like, okay, but you know

[00:43:23] Literally Barney and he hangs out with toddlers and he's got it. It's like if Barney can do it. Yeah. Why can't he's a dinosaur?

[00:43:29] He's a dinosaur. Yeah, he's from millions of years ago. Mm-hmm. And he's a liz. He's got a walnut lizard brain. Uh-huh

[00:43:37] And he's purple. Yeah

[00:43:40] And he still can speak English and molest kids. Well, there's a lot of money behind Barney. There's a ton. Yeah, you know

[00:43:46] That are you still back there? Mm-hmm. Yeah, you know, they have like, uh, you know, the Bilderberg group

[00:43:52] Chase Manhattan Bank, right? They're all pushing that kind of stuff. Yeah. Yeah to control

[00:44:00] Your son. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, would you

[00:44:04] Yeah, what do you have to do that? What's that? I just I don't know if the setup is he's good

[00:44:10] I don't really feel comfortable right now. Let's talk about uh, what do we have to talk about the other thing we have to talk about?

[00:44:14] Blue shoe. Yeah, let's talk about blue cheese. Okay. Yeah blue shoe calm

[00:44:18] If you like sex, you love blue shoe calm. They got different types of pills that give

[00:44:24] They give you a reaction so you could have sex

[00:44:26] They have to dalifil lexipro selenium. I forgot the names of the medicine. So lexipro

[00:44:33] Yeah, like the antidepressant apparently that doesn't give you an erection. Oh, okay. Uh, yeah, it kills your bones

[00:44:40] I think the lexipro is just for women, right? No, it's not like a stripper name kind of yeah

[00:44:48] It does. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I went to it. They were putting on you on on stylus or

[00:44:55] Starless art or uh, what's my stripper names?

[00:44:59] Shampers. I don't know but stripper names aren't like very good. Yeah, they're not very sexy. Shamp shampane or all. Yeah, something like that

[00:45:06] Yeah, hey

[00:45:07] There's a girl that worked at pumps her name was jannet. Mm-hmm. And that's not really a stripper name. It sounds too much like janitor

[00:45:12] I don't know why people name your daughter

[00:45:15] Yeah, my daughter's trash

[00:45:17] She works with garb. She's got a trash pussy. This is my daughter mop and my son bro. Yeah. Yeah, um, it's my uh, my daughter. You line

[00:45:26] I went to an exotic

[00:45:29] Dance club this weekend in Atlantic City. Okay. Adam loves strippers

[00:45:34] Mm-hmm. I'm not a stripper club guy. Yeah, I kind of like that too

[00:45:38] When they're nice. You like them? Yeah, when they're nice to you. That's kind of fun

[00:45:42] Yeah, when they're like when your wife is being a bitch. It's fun to

[00:45:45] Just talk to a stripper for a little bit. I went I was at a bachelor party. Yeah, but it was all nude and I have to say

[00:45:54] uh

[00:45:55] alarming

[00:45:56] what the uh exposed

[00:45:58] Uh, genotalia and anus. Yeah, it like gynecological like not sexy

[00:46:05] Like straight in your face. Yeah, I think there should be some mystery

[00:46:10] Sure, there should be a little bit of you know, like a little magic my pussy

[00:46:14] Yeah, like I bet in underneath those

[00:46:16] Uh-huh that bathing suit at a nice pussy is a is a pussy. Yeah. Yeah, is it uh graphic in fact? Yeah

[00:46:24] What happened to that?

[00:46:26] What happened to this country? No, no

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[00:46:33] Nice if you like sex you'll love bluetooth.com maybe do a little more, you know read

[00:46:39] Just so uh, I read from the paper. I'm surprised you're doing the show on your feet. You're not you're getting tired. I am tired. Yeah. Yeah

[00:46:46] But I'm incredibly hot right now. There's a job to do. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I guess uh

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[00:46:57] You don't have to go to the doctor you meet with someone on the internet you say Adam talk about your experience

[00:47:02] You like to work though?

[00:47:04] Are you like a work? Yeah, you consider yourself like a work. I am like not I never stop working

[00:47:10] I wish I didn't have to sleep so I could just be working 24 hours a day. Yeah. Yeah, I tried

[00:47:15] But it drove me insane. Yeah, he knew a little break. Yeah, I I was uh writing a symphony in fact. Okay. Yeah, cool

[00:47:24] But the technology didn't exist

[00:47:27] Uh to make the music that was in my heart. Yeah, it was kind of a brian brian uh, what's his name?

[00:47:33] The beach boys Mike you ever meet somebody that's like all right

[00:47:36] No, no and like in 2022 now of you. They're like oh I composed music

[00:47:42] No, it's like this is worse. That's like the worst kind of guy to be no they call them producers now

[00:47:48] Oh, all right, then it's cool super produced. Change my mind. Yeah. Yeah, it's cool

[00:47:53] Anyway, yeah, have you no, but I guess I'm wrong. Yeah. Yeah, what do you mean?

[00:48:00] I'm wrong. It doesn't you said they're producers. It doesn't

[00:48:03] Well, I mean, I'm sure there are composers. Oh, okay

[00:48:06] Okay, um you think there are like fame like Mike. What are your big fall plans you go not you go to the pokanos birchers?

[00:48:15] Yeah, maybe we'll try you to the pokanos. We went to a petting zoo a couple weeks ago. That was nice

[00:48:19] Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, you know, then your son asked you what type of animal it is and you're like come on

[00:48:24] Yeah, you did a different sheep. Yeah, what the fuck I'm never gonna learn goats and sheep. Yeah, they're too similar

[00:48:30] Yeah, one of them's from hell and then the other ones for clothing. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah

[00:48:37] Yeah, be nice. I don't know. I mean, it's gonna go by fast

[00:48:39] You know, there's only so many weekends in the in the month, but maybe yeah, try to get to the pokanos

[00:48:43] I tell you your whole life's gonna go by fast. Yeah, you'll be dead before you know it. I know when you know in love. Yeah, yeah

[00:48:49] I think you're gonna have a hell of a ride Mike

[00:48:52] Yeah, I hope I I hope I I hope my kid makes it to at least like nine or ten before I die before he died

[00:48:59] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you want to die young?

[00:49:03] No, I don't think I have a choice. I don't know those kids against like dead dad pussy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the best gift

[00:49:09] Does that have it? Yeah, sure guys with dead starts getting tattoos at 11. Yeah, you know, just shit his dad like yeah

[00:49:17] Yeah, he's got like a fucking like a just a Nick Mullen tattoo. Yeah

[00:49:20] Yeah, yeah, calm town tattoo. Yeah, you're like yeah, my dad just Nick and Adam one. Yeah. Yeah, either his nipples

[00:49:29] Yeah, I wouldn't like it if my son did that no no it'd be horrific. What if my son did that?

[00:49:34] I wouldn't like that either. I'd be like your dad was a great man. Yeah, unappreciated in this time

[00:49:40] Yeah, kind of like the guy who wrote Confederacy of Dunsos. Yeah, have you read that book? Uh, no

[00:49:46] It's good. Some guy wrote it and then killed himself and everyone's like oh, it's the funniest book ever

[00:49:51] I heard the title of that book and I was like, uh, you mean the confederacy? Yeah, the actual conveyors

[00:49:56] They were they were not very sad. You mean? Yeah

[00:50:03] Yeah, not very smart to uh

[00:50:06] Have slaves either to try to go to war with a guy with a giant hat

[00:50:10] Mm-hmm. That's as dumb as doing a pulling up McDonald's parking lot. Yeah, you're like, yeah, we're gonna kick that guy's ass

[00:50:16] That's six foot seven psycho with the baby voice. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you talking about Lincoln Lincoln. Yeah. Yeah

[00:50:22] You see imagine Lincoln because back then everyone's what like five one. Mm-hmm. This giant comes up. Yeah, he's like

[00:50:30] Slavery go you don't have to go through me play boy

[00:50:34] You don't have to answer to me play boy

[00:50:36] I'm like, yeah, I can kick this guy's ass. Yeah, that guy swings for a living. Uh-huh. That's all he does. Yeah. Yeah

[00:50:43] Because your clock cleaned by Abe

[00:50:46] so if you're around uh

[00:50:48] Prior to the Civil War would you have been a pro or anti-slavery?

[00:50:52] Um, I don't know. I mean I think about this a lot. You don't know. I yeah, I mean, I guess it was a pretty simple question

[00:50:58] I guess it was a pattern on who my dad was. Yeah, and that's it. Yeah, and your dad was a slave

[00:51:03] Right. Yeah. Well, because here's I mean, this is probably the only place I can you know, I can like express this thought on the show

[00:51:10] Yeah, that's we're trying to not okay continue

[00:51:12] But you always think about like, you know slavery was like bad, but everybody like

[00:51:17] Participated in it. Not everyone especially you know participating more than anybody is black people. Honestly, right?

[00:51:22] It's it's just as on them as it is. Right. Why were they why were they doing it? Yeah, right?

[00:51:27] Just don't do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, just say suck my dick. Yeah, right?

[00:51:31] Exactly. I'm sure you can see what you can do in the McDonald's parking lot. I think you should have done that right?

[00:51:36] Right. Right. You're gonna tell me that fat guy stepping out of the pickup. I would have brought the slave masters to make the whole parking lot.

[00:51:41] Yeah, right. Exactly. People like hey, how about some sweet and sour sauce at 3 a.m. Done slavery over. Yeah.

[00:51:49] I don't think they were willing participants. I think they were now

[00:51:52] They were co-ers. Yeah, they said get on this boat. We have some sexy women waiting on the other. Remember Ellie and Gonzalez? Yeah, I do. Yeah.

[00:52:00] That was a great time. Yeah. Yeah, Janet. I didn't know why people were fighting about about that.

[00:52:07] Why? Well, there were Cubans. There were there Cuban Americans who were anti-castro.

[00:52:14] You said we have to keep him. And then Janet Reno was saying he should the boy needs to be another trash another trash pussy lady.

[00:52:22] No, she actually despite what they said and the Will Ferrell caricature on SNO, she had a tremendous... She had a transpussy.

[00:52:32] Yeah. Her name is Janet. Yeah, but earlier. Yeah, I know what you're saying.

[00:52:37] Oh, okay. Yeah. But she was a woman who was a her. Why can you turn towards her?

[00:52:41] Her looks were... She looked great a second ago. Right here? Yeah, yeah. That's perfect.

[00:52:47] Nick said I look great. Yeah, he usually can't. He usually, you know, says the opposite.

[00:52:53] I'm just... He's usually like, you look like shit. I feel like I helped you.

[00:52:58] Yeah, I think it does a little bit. I'm trying to... I'm trying to do a director.

[00:53:01] Just Nick being like a mean, like a mean mom. Yeah, but why?

[00:53:07] Music, didn't you call me Livia Soprano one time? I think so. What was the context of that? Who was I being just a bitch about?