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[00:00:46] alone welcome to the adam free lunch show the wednesday

[00:00:50] episode lot of work going on around the studio

[00:00:54] with a new friend over for our fire side chat series you say hello

[00:00:59] i guess was going

[00:01:01] you introduce myself

[00:01:03] all i did say you want to say hello to you and introduce yourself

[00:01:07] what's up guys i'm a miklowski

[00:01:11] nice

[00:01:13] so you said there's a lot of work that's been going on

[00:01:16] what's what's the most of the stuff you've done today

[00:01:19] becomes sick right now

[00:01:21] i know i'm just asking

[00:01:22] so why are you doing this crap i'm just asking why you put this crap right now

[00:01:26] on the show what

[00:01:27] you know what happened i got to the studio at

[00:01:31] i got to the studio and literally fell asleep for four hours today

[00:01:35] and i woke up

[00:01:36] and i'd sweat through

[00:01:38] my shirt and sweatshirt

[00:01:41] and i didn't tell you this

[00:01:44] there was there was nothing on the couch

[00:01:47] there's a little bit of sweat on the couch that's all right

[00:01:50] i am going to right after this

[00:01:52] you're a friend of the couch

[00:01:54] but no here

[00:01:57] why

[00:01:57] i don't know just asking

[00:01:59] that's either a cum stain on the i just that seems like the kind of move

[00:02:03] no we have an apartment where we live together

[00:02:06] i don't know

[00:02:06] maybe you do like i'm a businessman now

[00:02:09] yeah i mean taking a studio you don't do anything like that well i did do them

[00:02:12] i didn't do it on the couch i did do the move where i

[00:02:16] i swept everything off next desk including the i'mac pro

[00:02:20] as he should be and i threw her down onto it

[00:02:23] there you go and then uh...

[00:02:24] is a surprising that that desk and hold a combined

[00:02:27] there's a hundred and eighty pounds

[00:02:29] hahahaha

[00:02:32] it's true

[00:02:33] you didn't look like you're in good shape when i got it did

[00:02:35] yeah i've been feeling i mean i don't know if you hear my voice but my i feel

[00:02:39] like i'm not i'm not

[00:02:40] i'm not normal

[00:02:40] you normally sound like that

[00:02:42] no i don't normally sound like this

[00:02:44] yeah you do

[00:02:44] no i feel like i have knives in my throat

[00:02:46] and like i think i

[00:02:48] i started feeling that way about like an hour to before jordan got here

[00:02:52] on uh...

[00:02:53] monday jordan sick now she's got a fear

[00:02:55] she is

[00:02:56] yeah it's going over every one sick

[00:02:59] everyone of everyone in your case it right now what is

[00:03:03] whatever this is where we've talked about this a lot but like why i believe

[00:03:06] the last two years we get sick every three weeks

[00:03:09] well it's because everyone was inside for two years and nobody got sick for two

[00:03:12] years yeah

[00:03:13] your immune system's sake yeah i mean i think it's like any other part of your

[00:03:17] it's funny because i can all these other processes in your body they kind of

[00:03:20] like work hard to stop the don't really seem to line up with like my personality

[00:03:24] and how i am

[00:03:25] like i don't do shit

[00:03:27] the immune system's the only thing that's also my personality where it's like i'm

[00:03:30] not fucking

[00:03:32] i'm not fucking working today

[00:03:34] i'm doing nothing

[00:03:36] i'm off the clock

[00:03:37] a virus let's we'll deal with this later

[00:03:40] yeah whatever we wait until this is fucking

[00:03:42] like in every organ

[00:03:44] yet we can be a put its cancer and i think i think a person i can see the

[00:03:48] bottom of the fucking toilet wake me up when it's full-blown a shivy

[00:03:53] what is our sv that's what babies are getting now

[00:03:56] it's baby it's it's baby a bb

[00:03:58] line aids

[00:03:59] well that's because they've made

[00:04:02] the the democrats they've made the baby slots these days

[00:04:06] the babies are they've been too slightly to go to harry styles concerts

[00:04:11] they had dp it's just a second figure out a lot of Harry styles

[00:04:15] why dressers and shit or what i just don't like what is he doing

[00:04:18] what's he doing he's a pretty is doing what a million people done before me

[00:04:22] acts gator pussy

[00:04:24] yeah i mean he's he's making

[00:04:25] the game easier for guys like me and i know do you do that i don't think you

[00:04:29] act a you don't work on right now

[00:04:32] you mean that's just a fleece like a flea but not i mean

[00:04:36] that's not animal that's not for

[00:04:38] no it's not real fleas it's so funny because my gay cousin are friend-aid

[00:04:42] and

[00:04:42] or your gay cousin gave it yeah that's pretty good because his name

[00:04:46] andy

[00:04:47] get cousin andy

[00:04:48] gary cousin andy coven from bravo television

[00:04:51] long island

[00:04:52] yeah anyway but um...

[00:04:55] it's so funny that you think just a fleece hoodie is gay because you're from

[00:04:58] the apis

[00:04:59] you got a you got to be in this city a little bit longer to find out what

[00:05:03] real gains bro

[00:05:05] yeah

[00:05:06] what is gay in new york is just everyone yeah yeah but i mean how are

[00:05:10] that like honestly it's a guy in shells to be like wow that guy's gay

[00:05:14] gay in new york is being a stray guy

[00:05:18] straight in new york that's in case

[00:05:22] it's very it's a zen thought i had

[00:05:29] the zinc's doing its work

[00:05:31] thanks for the zinc in no problem it's a thing

[00:05:33] yeah he keeps zinc in his uh...

[00:05:36] in his zen snoozepak and the zen podgepike yeah i would have

[00:05:40] vitamins

[00:05:41] you have uh... nikatine what is this is a snoozepak yeah the zen pauches

[00:05:46] yes as nikatine salt pouch it's healthier yet and vitamins

[00:05:50] and vitamins and my keys

[00:05:52] that's kind of the mid-west

[00:05:54] hahaha every day carry date

[00:05:56] yeah how is it every day carry chat

[00:05:58] i love that i gotta get back into that subreddit

[00:06:01] the everyday carry so brettia

[00:06:03] i feel like arse but just like software engineers being like look at my fucking

[00:06:07] keys

[00:06:08] look how fucking good my keys look at my desk

[00:06:12] well i know it's not a ad read right now but our our friends over rich wall

[00:06:15] they have

[00:06:16] this this key chain thing where you can like fold them all together into a

[00:06:20] tube

[00:06:22] abesio those everyday carry guys are probably really bussing

[00:06:26] they see that shit

[00:06:28] eventually it gets a real wet

[00:06:30] or you just carry a zen

[00:06:33] uh... you gotta fucking ten is in your plastic carry everything in there

[00:06:37] hell yeah brother

[00:06:38] we gotta get into zen so we stop vaping on the video episodes

[00:06:42] i've quit vaping a million times but you bring that shit around me

[00:06:46] and i bring that shit around me

[00:06:48] it was fine when it was just like i could sort of manage it when we were

[00:06:51] just doing the podcast

[00:06:52] it's like you know just this joke that we would launch a talk show

[00:06:56] but i have to see this motherfucker every single day all day long

[00:06:59] i've been made the old x i'm not

[00:07:02] but usually it's very good is it

[00:07:04] yeah it's your part is it's healthy

[00:07:06] yeah it's better for you that is good

[00:07:09] that's what they say i heard it's healthy yeah it's really good for you

[00:07:13] so you're recently on uh... on the road nick

[00:07:16] yet in san francisco in the house of the show

[00:07:20] shows really good man

[00:07:22] also about

[00:07:23] was pretty sick and i think that i was the worst part of the show you were

[00:07:27] uh... makes me you were the worst but i know the arab guy that looks like the

[00:07:30] fille finatti

[00:07:32] that's the opener that was the host

[00:07:35] there was a to his face because it was mean but

[00:07:38] or said that the first night in the uber bag

[00:07:41] he has they have the same

[00:07:44] like body i gotta see him though like you know like if he's got a mascot so

[00:07:48] body well you know like you know what i did like a silhouette of a cartoon

[00:07:51] character like what cartoon characters this

[00:07:54] and that you did in like indistinguishable

[00:07:58] they have

[00:07:59] that's so funny did you want to say it to us as i don't know the guy that well

[00:08:04] will you chill with him this week and i know but you could have slipped into

[00:08:07] conversation i felt like i felt like i had a lot of it seemed like it probably

[00:08:10] would have hurt his feelings but i would have done is like your you're bringing

[00:08:13] in on the road you give him a lot of opportunities

[00:08:16] i would have been like it will aid was saying that you look like an air version

[00:08:19] of the fille finatti what do you think about that's fine and first of all i didn't

[00:08:22] say an air version he looks like the fille finatti yeah i said you look like

[00:08:25] a caliphate version of the fille finatti

[00:08:29] the caliphonatic the caliphonatic

[00:08:31] yeah

[00:08:34] no he did well

[00:08:36] no it was a great it was a great weekend yeah you've been so hard on yourself

[00:08:40] dude every show he's so annoyed yeah so now he's like decided he's bad it's

[00:08:44] and people were lined up out

[00:08:47] into the you know they were waiting to see you yeah well they afterwards they

[00:08:50] want to ask questions about adam which i'm happy to answer what do you tell

[00:08:54] what it was you know they're like what happened with dasha and i go you know i

[00:08:57] do go in all the details and stuff

[00:08:59] and you know i'm in the usual meet and greek on

[00:09:04] yeah well i'm glad that's why people pay for tickets is they want they want the

[00:09:07] inside scoop they want the hot gossip i'm glad you're getting the truth out there

[00:09:11] dude and help myself they know i eyes will roll back into my head and i'll just

[00:09:14] statistically catalog every detail of adam's

[00:09:17] dis ember fourth you read from your

[00:09:21] you read from your police law and bony came out and adam and bony spent two

[00:09:26] that has nothing to do first of all that's not true either yeah they spent two

[00:09:30] days together that's not true at all took a picture in his house

[00:09:34] jesus fucking christ man they were in love you want like here's the thing is

[00:09:38] like i love you to bony yeah that is true i did say that

[00:09:43] yeah there you go yeah she's like this is

[00:09:47] this is my i love how bony's doing all right i hope so too no you don't you don't

[00:09:51] care i don't care who are about to have uh-huh who's this bony this

[00:09:56] whatever bro okay i did

[00:09:59] some girl came to my house and took a selfie and then became a it became a

[00:10:03] controversy on the internet for like because it's like celebrity gossips

[00:10:07] for like celebrity gossip for literally the biggest

[00:10:10] fags on earth people are like oh my god nik and adam

[00:10:14] and yum yum yum yeah so that's what but like literally nik and i've discussed

[00:10:20] about how like we're starting this new show now we want to create more of uh

[00:10:25] more of a wall between our personal lives and the show and nik is just as you

[00:10:28] could tell right now yeah just completely incapable of it

[00:10:32] of uh i'm not saying it's good though it brings people out they want to know

[00:10:36] tell us that this is a motive that is not what brings them out it's a motivator

[00:10:40] to get us out of the pot that's the meat and real well i i agree it's a quick

[00:10:43] a quick adam freeland show update let's hear it from our executive producer

[00:10:47] nik maul we put with the producer has come in he's

[00:10:50] cleaned up the storage room and that is what's that a

[00:10:56] container yeah we still need uh we're getting the sound sound proving has

[00:11:01] been ordered so that's comes in and then we got to get uh you know the other

[00:11:05] shit and uh that was a great update nik okay well what's

[00:11:09] happening right now is we have a producer and then right now we are

[00:11:14] interviewing different tele fucker so that we have our calendar full

[00:11:18] of guests and we'll have at least three months we have a journalist to turn

[00:11:22] adam and good to charlie groves that is actually a true thing i'm like

[00:11:27] everything else nik has said yeah prior to this we bought shells we hired a

[00:11:30] producer that's true no no everything but but this

[00:11:33] that was all true as well saying i love you to bond oh so the personal stuff

[00:11:37] that that's what he said for the for i mean for those

[00:11:41] playing along at home that's none of that was

[00:11:45] i like the chalers set up you got going that is very charlie rose

[00:11:49] half out half in wait charlie rose is a

[00:11:53] peppermint you know what i want to do for all the interviews you never had a

[00:11:55] hair out of place is when you introduce gas and we'll do it

[00:11:58] and we'll we'll we'll block you in a way where they can't see it but uh

[00:12:02] i'll do fake book covers for every guest you bring on

[00:12:06] and then you can introduce them as the author of

[00:12:09] because i got to justify buying that photo printer

[00:12:13] other than just the one uh the one book

[00:12:16] oh yeah that's a great idea yeah thanks so

[00:12:18] i'm just thinking about every guest i'll have a book

[00:12:20] every guest has a book yeah how are you only doing authors i'm just thinking

[00:12:23] about how like we were talking yesterday to nik about the show and he was

[00:12:26] saying about how we how we there was too much exposure to our personal

[00:12:32] lives and then in reality i was just thinking about it through again and

[00:12:35] it's literally just my personal life

[00:12:39] yeah so far yeah literally we he had girlfriends we weren't we didn't mention

[00:12:43] their names for years it was just like literally just every aspect of my

[00:12:46] first bar enough to keep my relationship so you were saying that like you want to

[00:12:50] like you want to capture this in some sort of creative way but it's just

[00:12:55] literally like something that i've had to experience

[00:12:57] let's see how to treat the show yeah exactly aid and get it yeah that's why this

[00:13:01] why i bring this guy how much is he he paying you

[00:13:05] i'll take you out the road at him i'll take it

[00:13:08] it's weird being i'll take you well we'll do a show at guantanamo bay

[00:13:11] here we're being in a position now where you take people out on the road

[00:13:14] no it's good it's good being that good to people you

[00:13:17] whoever comments you like that's how the business works i so calabout to boston

[00:13:21] i love that guy very funny

[00:13:23] mmm yeah you know calab mmm was his last name

[00:13:29] um mmm mmm fuck yeah i guess we don't know

[00:13:35] we i guess we'll get that we'll figure it out but he's a good guy yeah we'll get

[00:13:37] he's a pretty good guy i met him i'll take you a couple of times but he's

[00:13:40] around your age you should we should say you guys i'll want to play date or

[00:13:43] something that would be nice so how how old are you 23

[00:13:46] nice yeah what's that all about the jordan year

[00:13:50] i mean a lot of up and downs you know yeah

[00:13:54] it's uh i'll be 24 next month so

[00:13:58] wow really go where we're going with this but

[00:14:01] oh just you know naked eye over the hill now

[00:14:03] yeah just real old man we're just talking about

[00:14:07] yeah no we're just trying to live vicariously through you like every week

[00:14:11] that yeah that's true you are just killing myself with chinese

[00:14:15] chemicals and we're just trying to live through you brother

[00:14:19] we're good the alphabars are good for you i heard uh someone

[00:14:23] someone i was talking to you yesterday his sister-in-law got lymphoma

[00:14:27] from what vapid what yeah what do you mean she got they know that

[00:14:32] yeah she just went through her first round of chemo

[00:14:35] but you got it proud you know she got it from vane she got it from

[00:14:38] uh puff plus you know that they don't do them

[00:14:42] do you know that yeah god damn it i don't want to get fucking lymphoma

[00:14:46] no that's like the worst one right no i mean they're all pretty bad

[00:14:52] i don't know anything in lukemia no i thought lymphoma is a pretty bad one

[00:14:56] isn't that the smoky one is it i have no idea i didn't know you

[00:15:00] get lymphoma from vape pens i don't know should i call them and see if i

[00:15:04] misremember that yeah get them on the phone see of course dude's chinese crap

[00:15:07] yeah dude my friend my friend he owns a vape juice company

[00:15:12] and they just had a call with the fbi or not i'm sorry the fda

[00:15:16] they just had a call now nick is looking up web md

[00:15:20] he's not going to be listening the rest of the show yeah you're so gay with all

[00:15:23] your fucking stupid quirks no you're stupid oh my health anxiety

[00:15:28] and so you're more of a Jew than i am i'm literally not you didn't want to

[00:15:32] lean with the lymphoma stuff when i offered you

[00:15:34] this one was got there i don't know that was anecdotal you know that wasn't

[00:15:39] there are i listen to journals of medicine i don't listen to some guy being like

[00:15:43] oh my family's really sad because

[00:15:48] i was like listen leave your anecdotes to yourself

[00:15:51] sir um what was that oh yeah my friend my friend just had a he has a juice

[00:15:56] company vape juice company that they've been running that the fda is

[00:16:00] shutting down oh and they just had a call with the fda my friend was saying to me

[00:16:04] he was like he's like he's like listen i'm just trying to sell poison

[00:16:09] to children that's highly addictive can you get the fuck off my ass

[00:16:16] what did they say no he obviously didn't say that but he was retelling the

[00:16:20] story he was like he's like why can't they just fucking leave me alone i'm

[00:16:24] trying to sell poison just children that is highly addictive

[00:16:27] what's he think about it does he vape yeah of course he vapes well then he

[00:16:32] stands by his product at least no i think i don't know if he

[00:16:36] no they sell like the juice that you put in like the real pro rigs

[00:16:40] they put it like the real like yeah you put in those like fucking

[00:16:44] the big mods the suitcase bonds yeah yeah mods yeah

[00:16:48] the ones that the mong's use and do tricks with and stuff

[00:16:51] the mong's well that's that that's another Minneapolis reference yeah that's true

[00:16:55] yeah not a lot of mong's we don't have mong out here

[00:16:58] no not a mong in the so what are your talk what are your biggest issues with them

[00:17:03] i have no issues with very hard work and people

[00:17:05] hmm i thought you were saying that you didn't like

[00:17:09] no i just know that they love vaping have you seen grand arena

[00:17:12] it's a good movie yeah those kids are among the are they

[00:17:17] yeah they're among yeah it's mong with an h yeah

[00:17:21] but it's silent as far as i know i don't know have you ever

[00:17:26] chill with a mong person i don't think so really a few

[00:17:29] you should have when you're up there over in uh

[00:17:31] Minneapolis you should have i don't know i think i gotta go to get checked for

[00:17:35] lymphoma now i shouldn't have said that they shouldn't have

[00:17:39] it's got me ever bro be an adult dude the world is horrific being just here

[00:17:43] horrific things and then just be like living

[00:17:47] just yeah i'm just gonna fucking i'm just gonna keep chilling doing my thing

[00:17:52] i figured it was worse for your heart i guess than i know you're putting shit

[00:17:57] into your lungs at a high volumes of shit

[00:18:01] i guess it's not burning is that the difference but what is it it's

[00:18:05] it's what it is is it's um

[00:18:08] uh glycerin vegetable glycerin i'm done no more vaping i'm done i've decided

[00:18:15] because uh cadence brothers wife that's all i needed to hear

[00:18:19] yeah okay well glad i helped Nick you did

[00:18:23] i can't say the same i'll probably still keep vaping

[00:18:26] honestly keep doing your thing yeah i'm gonna keep like you said you just i

[00:18:30] don't even enjoy it though it makes me feel fucking sick dude it makes

[00:18:33] it doesn't fucking disgusting yeah i feel fine during the day until i

[00:18:37] start vaping and then the second that starts i just feel like

[00:18:39] fucking dog shit i'm like god i could like fucking like

[00:18:43] just i'm sweating i mean the minute i got in the door i offer and you're like

[00:18:47] oh yeah okay there's no there's no way to do it

[00:18:51] where it looks cool it's just such a it's it's

[00:18:54] you don't look like green yeah this one's like for girls

[00:18:58] this is like the one elf bar this is like marketed for little girls

[00:19:03] it is yeah it's like the strawberry shortcake of apes it's like if you read

[00:19:06] like nylon mag it's nylon mag i don't know it was like a magazine that

[00:19:12] like girls that thought they were alt would read

[00:19:15] that really they were like 12 yeah how long ago i don't fucking know dude

[00:19:20] for Adam's favorite bag no it's not my favorite

[00:19:25] you're okay no i'm fucking sick you know this yeah

[00:19:28] it's getting all sick mhm with lymphoma we got the zinc though so you're good

[00:19:34] yeah the zinc that's all i need to do pair it with the magnesium will be fine

[00:19:38] what is zinc it's a metal yeah yeah right that's pretty cool i gotta take

[00:19:42] metal to feel better to feel better and you're trying to tell me the apes are

[00:19:46] bad yeah right why would this metal be good for me

[00:19:50] i don't go bite metal i don't go put metal in my cereal

[00:19:56] anyway so um so you're recently extorted by lesbians that's true yeah

[00:20:02] this is a great story i'm in the midst of being extorted by lesbians

[00:20:05] oh they're still trying to extort you well i think when i get back i have

[00:20:09] a court date for because i didn't get approved for the one restraining order

[00:20:12] lesbian court yes yeah some along those lines i'm assuming

[00:20:16] the chief they have a different judicial branch than all of us yeah

[00:20:20] they have different laws it's like maritime law yeah lesbians yeah lesbian

[00:20:25] law

[00:20:28] but uh yeah i didn't be in fucking extorted by uh two lesbians i can't say

[00:20:33] their name because uh then i'll start getting in trouble

[00:20:35] but uh shannon and laser just close yeah i mean that's the sort of energy they

[00:20:42] bring there's the one that's like not entirely lesbian when she gets a

[00:20:45] few drinks in her and the one that's cerebellal when she starts going

[00:20:48] she starts mopping off some d well she'll start offering massages

[00:20:52] to fella that's probably probably the other one probably doesn't like

[00:20:57] take a liking of that she's encouraging on the mong

[00:20:59] territory right this is my this is mong land you're on

[00:21:05] right now among business yeah so uh speaking of online sports betting

[00:21:12] here we go we're gonna get back to the story i don't know my phone let me do

[00:21:16] you know your photo i'll go get it for you why do you tell it about my book just

[00:21:20] give me the fucking i'm gonna tell you about do you like sports

[00:21:24] uh it's a little bit i've i've been on basketball occasionally when my

[00:21:29] buddies let me fix my boy garret no shoot he's got a system

[00:21:33] yeah he's a little bit he's got it down he won you won a grand like last week

[00:21:37] on 50 bucks on 50 bucks what was that just a bunch are over under bets on

[00:21:43] play parlay yeah i think so see if you want to

[00:21:47] go back in a time machine you can make even more money than that

[00:21:51] with my book my book my book is on a g so my book

[00:21:55] not a g is a platform where you can bet on games and not only can you bet on the

[00:22:00] games prior to the games you they have live in-game

[00:22:04] wagering so let's say you made a real dumb shit bet

[00:22:07] at the beginning of the match you realize you've already lost

[00:22:11] they have constantly updated odds and you can uh

[00:22:15] play spats make all that make it all back make it all back in one

[00:22:20] you throw one fells yeah go for it all you

[00:22:24] you could really you're like i fucked it i spent money that i don't have

[00:22:30] now i'm gonna borrow money from my mother right and i'm gonna spend money that

[00:22:34] she doesn't have and i'm gonna get it all back and everyone in my life is gonna

[00:22:40] everyone in my life is gonna love you you know what yeah you were all right

[00:22:44] this whole time even though you've ate too much you were all right

[00:22:48] anyway so um they not only do they have a sports betting on

[00:22:53] nca football nfl football mba major league baseball next season when it's

[00:23:00] back nca basketball um they have betting on all this crap but

[00:23:05] they also have um you can bet on the on ponies

[00:23:09] they have tournaments yeah i don't know what's going on but joe we keep sending

[00:23:13] me the updated copy and it's a dot dat file what's a

[00:23:17] that is that an audio format virus or something joe keep sending us a fucking

[00:23:24] virus so shout out to joe i think this hoodie off man don't fucking over eat

[00:23:27] near okay keep going so

[00:23:31] so uh they also have casino games slots you like to play the

[00:23:36] slots you like gambling a little bit i don't like it live in vegas

[00:23:41] you live to vegas where i live in vegas you don't from there too

[00:23:45] no i moved out there to stop drinking you know i'm like mr l

[00:24:15] fucking matcher deposit up to a thousand dollars it's nfl week eight

[00:24:19] you know that means a lot of money to be made so he sent it to you

[00:24:22] no i'm i'm doing my job that's great dude that sounded awesome

[00:24:26] that's not like it was from the paper i've been a professional broadcaster for

[00:24:30] six years i don't get a twist it's because i'm overheating

[00:24:33] and i have lymphoma it doesn't mean that i can't do my

[00:24:36] sorry for saying that too anyway so we go um

[00:24:41] oh they have casino games slots um you play poker whatever whatever the

[00:24:46] fuck you do add a casino and if you put in our promo code come down

[00:24:50] or come down to any come down no it's taf if you put in our promo code

[00:24:55] taf as you'll get a special sign up bonus the matcher deposit up to 18

[00:25:00] million dollars so if you put in 18 million you're

[00:25:03] getting 18 million right back and guess what

[00:25:06] you can cash out immediately that's a free 18 million dollars and that is

[00:25:10] what i like to call can't lose my bookie promise yeah

[00:25:16] can't lose my bookie who's going to guarantee my bookie yeah

[00:25:20] meaning your bookie who bookie my bookie is that like a black guy

[00:25:26] um is there is from there at area is from there at

[00:25:30] no it's actually a white guy that talks like he's black yeah

[00:25:33] nick and the character is me what's wrong you have lymphoma

[00:25:39] no i'm like i'm like overheating yeah it's really hot in here

[00:25:42] actually it's toasty yeah we had all the radiators

[00:25:45] fucking plugged so they wouldn't make noise

[00:25:48] also we came in here like three weeks ago and the fucking place was just

[00:25:51] flooded this was flooded yeah the studio was

[00:25:54] flooded yeah we had a flood three weeks ago yeah

[00:25:58] got maybe a little bit longer than that but maybe a mother go yeah yeah

[00:26:01] mother to just uh yeah we've had a lot of it's been real

[00:26:06] smooth ride anyway but um yeah so go to my bookie.hg

[00:26:13] where what it's a good place put in promo code TAFS is the 18 million

[00:26:19] dollars really true no it's true but it's free

[00:26:23] dude uh fucking depositing 18 million dollars

[00:26:28] at the in offshore sports betting website i mean

[00:26:33] even a thousand dollars you're already rolling pretty high

[00:26:37] that is pretty hot yeah but they have a team of experts

[00:26:40] that work for them that they're really

[00:26:44] they're really good at making a sports betting website so

[00:26:50] that's how you know you can trust them you do UFC on their tour

[00:26:54] oh they got a UFC they got UFC you ever throw out all your spices and just

[00:26:57] start over sometimes there's like they get like a

[00:27:01] film on the outside of the spices just way too many fucking spices

[00:27:05] it's not a film it's what it's because you cook stuff in this

[00:27:08] the like the steam you get sticky well carry some of the oil

[00:27:12] I think yeah yeah and then that just settles on all the shit you don't

[00:27:15] clean your kitchen so that's what that is i thought you just said you got

[00:27:18] deep clean i did i'm saying him oh yeah i might

[00:27:23] i might not actually but now i'm looking at it and i got too many uh

[00:27:27] i got too many spices you know yeah what am i gonna use

[00:27:31] white pepper you never know why pepper is good it is very strong

[00:27:34] very good it's very strong i'm not you know when's the next time i'm

[00:27:37] making macaroni and cheese maybe tonight yeah that'd be good but

[00:27:41] you know i was watching i was watching that the hoarders show

[00:27:43] uh-huh love it dude it's such a good show dude

[00:27:48] addicted to bullshit on tlc yeah what it would interventions a good one too

[00:27:54] yeah i got a good clip of this lady let me see if anyways i sent it

[00:27:58] just fucking just one of the hoarders ladies and somebody's mom

[00:28:02] uh-huh and fucking uh the host of the show

[00:28:05] realizes that the mom's just been like uh overdosing her insulin

[00:28:09] like on purpose and uh yeah she just says to the mom

[00:28:17] she's there

[00:28:34] he's been trying to commit suicide for a while

[00:28:41] yeah that's my vibe just on tv yes you've been trying to kill yourself

[00:28:47] lately yeah

[00:28:53] um what is it was she's taking too much insulin is that what

[00:28:57] she's doing um yeah taking too much or not enough

[00:29:01] insulin lowers your blood sugar raises it

[00:29:04] uh i don't know i have no idea no clue i don't even know what

[00:29:09] blood sugar is dude it's amazing how much i don't know

[00:29:14] but that's not i don't know so much stuff dude i don't even understand

[00:29:18] periods still straight up periods yeah i don't really get it

[00:29:22] it's not blood i don't believe it's walls they say it's

[00:29:26] walls look the doctors have no idea what comes out of a woman's pussy

[00:29:31] they there's all these fluids leaking out there they're talking like no it's

[00:29:34] fucking blood or there's white stuff sometimes

[00:29:37] we just don't have a name for this fluid yeah it's a white thing yeah

[00:29:41] discharge yeah they're like it seems it's well it's not calm and it's not p

[00:29:46] it's like okay maybe it's a girl specific fluid the doctors haven't even said

[00:29:49] what squirting is yet yeah no that's what i'm saying

[00:29:52] there's no that's literally the point i'm making

[00:29:55] well there's a lot of different fluids that come out okay

[00:29:59] it is p it is it is it i think sometimes it sometimes it

[00:30:03] fucking smells like p yeah yeah it's p

[00:30:07] it's yellow it's delicious yeah

[00:30:14] yourself without one huh yeah have you ever drank p no no i can't say

[00:30:21] that i have not even one time no neither of i

[00:30:25] cool so i thought you were gonna say yeah to fit in because you're with two

[00:30:30] cool older got kids i'm like yeah totally i drink

[00:30:33] yeah i drink you all drink p me too and then we would have been like fucking

[00:30:38] you lose her not at all just feel cool to be on the

[00:30:41] Adam Friedland show on the on the lymphoma episode the lymphoma

[00:30:45] elf bar episode yeah yeah everybody's sick and tired yeah

[00:30:48] so tell us more about these punk rock lesbians all right the legend yeah we're

[00:30:53] getting back to the lesbian so you're telling us this story before the show is

[00:30:56] very good we should probably save it for the show so it'd be like the first

[00:30:59] time we heard it like you get our real responses but i don't know it was

[00:31:03] gonna get so good yeah so i used to live with these two

[00:31:08] lesbians like a couple and uh i was giving them

[00:31:13] money for the electricity and they were taking my money

[00:31:17] and my other room ira this is like 40 year old black dude does comedy

[00:31:21] i wrote black dude he's a four year old black guy yeah

[00:31:25] i thought you said there was a four year old black guy with a jewish man's name

[00:31:29] that did comedy and Minneapolis yeah yeah what's up my name ira is that

[00:31:34] what was that what among us that's what humong is yeah i didn't know this whole

[00:31:38] time so i was waiting for that's what humong is

[00:31:41] this is a four year old black man with a jewish guy's name

[00:31:44] mm-hmm anyway so yeah so they were taking your money and ira's money yeah

[00:31:48] and spending it on booze and drug whatever they were spending that

[00:31:53] old dams and fuck sure yeah i was renting that over and over

[00:31:59] tarps for all those for all the squirting and so

[00:32:02] hospital bills for when they beat that a lot of each other yeah they used to

[00:32:05] they used to rassel up there yeah i mean the

[00:32:08] domestic abuse rates among lesbians is really high

[00:32:11] they were fighting all the time yeah they're like worse than cops

[00:32:17] is that true yeah they do no way they're

[00:32:19] dating that's no you're getting your you're

[00:32:23] always waking up to just waking up to just a fist just every no alarm clock

[00:32:28] you're just getting punched in the face every single fucking day

[00:32:31] yeah he went to he said he went to a wedding for two lesbian for two lesbian

[00:32:35] cops oh my god dude can't imagine what that home life

[00:32:40] is like yeah were they like into punisher stuff you know they call that is

[00:32:44] is i don't know at janet arena nine one one i mean thanks sorry

[00:32:50] making i just that that was pretty good uh-huh yeah

[00:32:53] just janet arena was a famously ugly woman

[00:32:56] yeah people said were you some sort of lesbian from the from the clinton

[00:32:59] administration yeah you don't remember clinton at all you

[00:33:03] were in life no that's like before my time it was

[00:33:05] it was pretty sick that's the thing about life you just keep getting older and uh

[00:33:10] when you turn in a guy with dain and remember with remember we're i remember

[00:33:13] being like 22 and there'd be like older comedians that'll be talking about

[00:33:16] like charles in charge yeah i'd be like what are you doing where you're

[00:33:21] going to talking about scott bae you're gay yeah you're gay and that's not

[00:33:25] funny to bring up yeah that's us and i'm everything out of my mouth is like

[00:33:29] jenny jones yeah yeah we're like yeah fucking yeah i'm talking about rude

[00:33:32] jude still i still make rude jude references what are you

[00:33:35] elian gonzalez yeah remember el nino you know about el nino my boy

[00:33:45] the names you just list i'm lost el nino well when here the weather was

[00:33:50] different they're like it's because of el nino

[00:33:52] it supposedly shouldn't have gone away it's just people just don't talk about it

[00:33:55] yeah there's an el nino every couple years yeah but we just don't talk about it

[00:33:59] that was like a huge thing what was it it was hotter outside or something more

[00:34:02] it's rain or something it was rainier and they were like it's el nino

[00:34:07] but we're like there's a new thing how long ago was this in the 90s bro you

[00:34:10] don't know any of us crap no no the president got a blowjob

[00:34:15] yeah i mean i know that but that's from talking

[00:34:18] we're gonna tell you right you watch the documentary we didn't start we didn't

[00:34:21] start the fire dude yeah we didn't start the fire that's right brother world's

[00:34:26] been burning since it's fucking started turning

[00:34:28] mm-hmm yeah we're some other dated references that we can say

[00:34:34] spice spice world spice girls you remember them i know it's spice girls

[00:34:38] yeah yeah the makarina the makarina you remember

[00:34:42] there's plenty of weddings yeah okay all right they're doing makarina

[00:34:45] at lesbian top weddings yeah

[00:34:50] you can exchange the bells i fucking love you so much

[00:34:55] bitch fuck you i love you bitch i love you too bitch i can't wait to

[00:35:03] fuck later they have to put so much like emphasis on it because it's just uh

[00:35:09] because it's just third base yeah they're just fucking yeah

[00:35:15] he's going to be wrestling yeah fuck were they big gals the one was the one

[00:35:22] was a big big black we got here

[00:35:27] rolling through

[00:35:29] remember that remember they put yeah or was it

[00:35:34] tamone i don't remember which one was that

[00:35:36] i think it was tamone you remember sham wow yes yeah i do that was two thousands

[00:35:41] yeah he was a kid for sham well sham wow that guy beat up a

[00:35:44] cross the hooker yeah well he got his ass beat by a hooker

[00:35:48] she did his tongue yeah tie bow billy blanks

[00:35:51] you know i never tie bow they got there used to be a workout craze i was just

[00:35:54] karate it was black i it was just a black guy that was

[00:35:57] teaching like fat women karate no we call tie bow yeah

[00:36:01] it was there was billy blanks this is a jack black dude

[00:36:05] this is pretty cool this is like a vhs tape they yeah yeah he saw his tapes

[00:36:08] for 5799 threes he payments it's a pretty good deal

[00:36:13] and he's like i'm gonna get you i'm gonna teach you karate

[00:36:16] winning in the cash flow of business i remember my favorite infomercial there

[00:36:19] was this like weird guy with this like pristine goatee

[00:36:23] yeah it would like to be some infomercial for like

[00:36:25] just a capill that makes you shit normal who billy amaze

[00:36:29] no that was oxycle that was oxycle yeah but it was this guy with this fucking

[00:36:33] little goatee and he'd be like you know he's like he's like i would help my

[00:36:37] little girl my daughter go to the bathroom and i remember looking at her

[00:36:40] feces and it was like how is this massive

[00:36:45] turd coming out of such a beautiful little world and i thought something was wrong

[00:36:50] with her but he's like turns out she's the one that's right

[00:36:55] i'm my i'm shitting too small so i'm thinking like how much shit is left in

[00:37:00] my ass and they set it up like he's on the news you know it's like an infomercial

[00:37:04] so it's like a thing yeah it's like yeah yeah right obviously

[00:37:07] and it was like yeah for some like pill and i can't remember any of the details

[00:37:10] other than i'm like oh it's the feces guy that would come on he would talk about

[00:37:15] his dog wait so wait it was a pill that would make your shit bigger yeah

[00:37:18] he makes your shit bigger what yeah what was that

[00:37:23] i don't know man i don't know the 90s dude you miss a lot

[00:37:26] you stay up you stay up watching network television after fucking like this

[00:37:29] is shit ton dude after like like 11 p.m it's just infomercials until 5 a.m

[00:37:35] jesus yeah i do remember that there was nothing to do so you would just sit

[00:37:38] there and watch infomercial yeah who you miss the

[00:37:41] Atlanta at limpix 1996 dude i'm gonna go watch Richard Jewel when i get home

[00:37:46] it's a great movie it's so fun you know there was a bombing

[00:37:50] oh the one that grew uh what the fuck's the true true

[00:37:53] yeah but uh the guy in granddee's room Clint Eastwood did the movie about him

[00:37:57] right yeah yeah that's a good movie it's amazing it's a really good movie

[00:38:00] really fucking damn all right yeah yeah it's it's about a man who just got

[00:38:06] swept up in an innocent man john have such a piece of

[00:38:10] shit he's really good it just i told you i saw him just cocks i told you i saw him

[00:38:15] uh we ate me and my girlfriend ate dinner at the bar he was he was sitting

[00:38:19] right there and she got she's so annoyed when i get excited about

[00:38:23] the thing i was like it's she starts squirting it's

[00:38:25] done she starts releasing no i was i was the one squirting i was like

[00:38:29] babe coming out of her pussy no she doesn't she's

[00:38:32] uh i was like i was like it's done i was like it's really him she's like

[00:38:38] shut up he can hear us i was like i'm please Barry

[00:38:41] he's like i can fucking hear you right now yeah i can fucking hear i can hear

[00:38:44] everything you're saying he's so cool it's he's he looks great

[00:38:48] yeah he's oh wow he's so cool he's fledged though

[00:38:53] no they brought back fledged oh did that yeah

[00:38:58] a movie that never needed to be brought back so Adam what are you doing this

[00:39:01] weekend oh by the way i'll be at Magoobies all this

[00:39:04] weekend i tried to cancel the shows because the ticket sales are

[00:39:08] once again abysmal why i don't know i think it's just it's just a bad market

[00:39:13] Baltimore mhm Tamoni and Maryland yeah Tamoni

[00:39:17] i mean isn't there like a big Baltimore market

[00:39:20] you know for comedy for come-top i don't know we talked about Maryland a lot on

[00:39:25] the old show but that was always stops things stop was always branding this is

[00:39:28] a as a mid-Atlantic show yeah yeah i try to make this

[00:39:33] now just as a jewish Las Vegas show yeah Las Vegas kid

[00:39:37] Las Vegas kid Adam's Jewish and i'm the king of Las Vegas

[00:39:41] that's not true dude you know from there

[00:39:43] anyway so so these lesbians they're stealing your money

[00:39:47] right back to yeah let's let's let's let's let's get to the bottom of this

[00:39:51] they were taken so cocoa and ding bad are stealing your

[00:39:54] right yeah

[00:39:57] yeah so they're taking our electric money using it to buy whatever

[00:40:02] and then our electricity just continually keeps getting shut off

[00:40:06] for like days of the time so i finally just move out

[00:40:10] and they start sending me like you owe us 200 bucks

[00:40:14] you owe us like 150 bucks they never had the same numbers

[00:40:19] and then they left me alone for like a year

[00:40:21] and then like recently they must have gotten strapped for cash

[00:40:25] because they started harassing me even harder they started showing up to shows

[00:40:30] with like this ringleader lesbian who like got me into the apartment

[00:40:34] not any time they like out of circus anytime you hear a bunch of keys on a

[00:40:37] carabiner you start getting PTSD a little bit yeah

[00:40:41] that's scary man i'm sorry wait so the ring who's the ringleader

[00:40:45] describe just describe this gal the key ringleader she's this big

[00:40:50] lesbian walks around with a cane she's fat you know she's got a cane well yeah

[00:40:54] she's big she needs a cane yeah and i like the

[00:40:58] what's that guy for that band from the 90s pop pop her

[00:41:03] john pauper yeah blues traveler blues traveler oh that's a damn good band

[00:41:07] yeah oh so you know a lot about our culture blue traveler's been around

[00:41:11] but didn't you have a cane if you want to go for like you didn't do

[00:41:14] are you a delamie tree fan no okay screaming trees

[00:41:18] no dish walla no see these are those those are the 90s references i don't

[00:41:22] even i wasn't even i'm sure you know good no because you were like

[00:41:26] hanging out with older kids yeah wow you're like seven hanging out with

[00:41:30] like 19 year olds smoking stones yeah yeah smoking six in norman

[00:41:34] woke spitting on the ground he never woke us in hang out when i was in

[00:41:37] fourth grade he's 57 years old norman wokeerson will be featuring this

[00:41:43] week dude i got a stack i'm getting bringing all the wise acres this is

[00:41:46] me a wise acres reunion this week who is this you norman i got anti-cline

[00:41:50] coming through i got rob mare coming to wow i'm trying to get ten miller to come

[00:41:54] out wow the deep cut somewhat basil white i want tom flood

[00:41:59] was that the guy the silent guy tom flood was severely autistic

[00:42:04] like that like the old school autism that somehow doesn't exist anymore

[00:42:08] yeah we just like we jennison we quietly jennisoned actual autistic people

[00:42:12] yeah yeah and now it's just now it's like hot women with 300 000 instagram

[00:42:16] followers are like i'm autistic yeah it's like no no you're not you have a job

[00:42:22] you have your department you're not pushing i'm severely autistic yeah

[00:42:26] yeah you're not actually i'm fucking retarded fucking poster

[00:42:30] yeah tom flood yeah tom floody pushcarts that

[00:42:34] like shoppers food warehouse somewhere else route seven

[00:42:37] and he uh or maybe he's a safe way his act was like local news

[00:42:43] he would do that yeah i mean it was nonsense it's like you know you couldn't

[00:42:46] really communicate with him i'd see you in the first time he met you he'd ask

[00:42:49] you your birthday and then anytime i saw you just like battle off

[00:42:52] celebrities and also had your birthday and what was happening the exact day

[00:42:55] that you were born he could tell you the temperature

[00:42:58] like what the weather was in northern Virginia he was obsessed with

[00:43:02] the with uh almanacs local news oh local news and yeah

[00:43:08] one time he went on stage and fucking you know it's him open mic you have three

[00:43:12] minutes but they would just let tom do whatever he wanted

[00:43:15] and fucking tom goes on stage i've already told this well not on this podcast

[00:43:19] yeah it's new but we have a new audience yeah whole new audience that is weird

[00:43:22] there's people that did never listen to come down they're like what's this

[00:43:25] adam Friedland show yeah they're into it giving it a shot

[00:43:28] yeah i met one at a wedding really yeah he said my boys are they didn't even

[00:43:33] know what come down with me they like this crap yeah we changed

[00:43:37] the branding yeah it's better anyway we're gonna change the name next week

[00:43:41] two oh shit we'll pick up a tom flood in a minute and then we'll finish the

[00:43:45] lesbian story after we talk about bluetooth.com okay so

[00:43:48] bluetooth.com if you love do you like sex love it well then you'll love bluetooth.com

[00:43:54] bluetooth is a chewable tablet and they got generic versions of

[00:43:59] viagra and seales it levitra levitra yeah i love

[00:44:03] levit i i don't even know what levitra was i'm gonna take levitra yeah exactly

[00:44:07] yeah what is it yeah well i it's named after this woman

[00:44:12] yeah levitra jaxson yeah she invented she's like y'all

[00:44:16] y'all dicks don't work y'all dicks too soft i'm getting in the lab i'm making

[00:44:20] some i'm gonna get you dichard i'm gonna fix you up

[00:44:23] yeah she worked at five. let me get you a baby let me get you right yeah right

[00:44:28] uh what levitra is uh oh to levitra

[00:44:33] but yeah they're they're chewable tablets it's subscription you don't you get them

[00:44:37] every month you take them and they get your dig

[00:44:40] nice and hard so let's say you're out on the town with your fellas

[00:44:45] getting too drunk you know you're wasted but then there's a

[00:44:48] hottie at the bar and she grabs your dick she's like once

[00:44:52] and you're like oh i was i was doing coke also i'm not only drunk but i'm

[00:44:57] also on coke and i'm gay and i'm gay and i'm gay

[00:45:00] no and i'm mad and i'm okay and um and the doctor said that it barely

[00:45:07] counts as a penis anyway you could consider this a golden ticket

[00:45:13] out of that awful situation you take a blue chute chewable tablet

[00:45:18] and it'll make your head and ears very hot but it'll make your day card

[00:45:24] how long does it take to kick in it's like 15 minutes yeah that's because

[00:45:27] there's three different medications so it depends on the one you get the one

[00:45:30] that's like see allis is like literally 36 hours you're not hard the whole time

[00:45:34] but you can like get rock hard but after a show in

[00:45:38] Minneapolis like gave me a dick pill and he was like i'm not

[00:45:44] shooting you your dick will grow in size he's like yeah take this and but he

[00:45:48] was saying it was just that fucking african guy from

[00:45:51] i heart huckabees yeah just seven the coins in this guy yeah yeah yeah

[00:45:56] the coins make you yeah yeah yeah i haven't seen that movie in a while

[00:46:01] so i loved it in high school yeah it's a movie if you're like a pseudo

[00:46:05] i was 17 i was like the movie's this movie rocks yeah

[00:46:09] i remember watching that i'm like yeah i get it yeah i get it i'm fucking my

[00:46:12] fucking get this i'm smart enough for this movie i get this movie because i'm

[00:46:16] an artist all right anyway so you go to this website

[00:46:21] listen here's your question and probably you're like um

[00:46:25] i don't want to fucking go to a doctor and tell him like my dick is like that

[00:46:28] it worked yeah yeah because the doctor is gonna laugh at me maybe

[00:46:31] and ask me to me i don't want to go to the fucking pharmacy

[00:46:34] and if the pharmacist laugh at me it'd be like oh your dick sucks and so

[00:46:38] you get to go online you get to for the comfort of your home

[00:46:43] me with one of their online medical professionals

[00:46:46] they write you the damn thing they send it straight to your house

[00:46:49] in discrete packaging no awkward visits to the doctor

[00:46:53] no awkward visits to the pharmacy just getting your dick hard from the

[00:46:57] computer straight to the mail straight to the mail

[00:47:01] straight to your mouth straight to your dick

[00:47:04] awesome straight to the pussy that's good nick yeah they should consider

[00:47:10] using that in their copy fucking poor microcean dude

[00:47:13] what well you had a chicago show tonight and uh

[00:47:18] was i i guess lincoln lodge or something but his fucking flight got delayed

[00:47:22] and now he's like cancel the show it's just not gonna make the poor guy

[00:47:25] man that guy it's just it's wild how like how bad is lokus he has the

[00:47:29] fucking worst luck he has really bad it's fucking insane

[00:47:33] wasn't he's got that perpetual bad luck yeah it's not damn yeah i mean like yeah

[00:47:37] and he's got these fucking lesbians falling over the lesbians falling around

[00:47:41] but microcean's a very fucking good comedian and he's a fantastic

[00:47:44] he shouldn't have it like fly to chicago for a fucking one night or that like

[00:47:48] you know gets fucking canceled anyways because of delta

[00:47:51] i wonder what happened they beat up another chinese guy

[00:47:54] yeah they beat him up forget about that yeah who's united i can't remember which

[00:47:59] one was it the doctor the chinese doctor yeah

[00:48:03] anyways so just let's finish this is it dried mushrooms is it come down or

[00:48:06] taps come down or taps it's either come town

[00:48:09] come town 20 or or the adam fredland show or tafs or tafs 20 so try them all

[00:48:14] out you got plenty of time you got plenty of time to try them all out

[00:48:19] you go online you get blueshoe.com your life is changed forever

[00:48:25] okay blueshoe.com uh let's go back to let's go back to

[00:48:31] this uh this great story that aint was telling us before the

[00:48:34] chinese

[00:48:38] yeah so the ringleader the the lesbian with the cane uh-huh did she have a top

[00:48:43] hat kind of like a kind of like a circus i think she wears a bandit because she

[00:48:48] had cancer so i think she was doing a bandit for a little while

[00:48:51] she's just like the midwest is fucked up dude

[00:48:56] uh she used to run this mic at a cafe that had no microphone but you get a

[00:49:01] ten dollar food credit so you do have to eat yeah so that's how i got linked up

[00:49:05] with these lesbians in the first place because they were there to eat for free

[00:49:09] i was there to eat there for free she was like if we just start doing comedy we

[00:49:12] can yeah we can fund our macaroni and she

[00:49:17] she's in pussy eating habit yeah yeah they the menu says macaroni and she's

[00:49:22] in carpet right yeah mocha

[00:49:25] mocha

[00:49:26] box and macaroni and she eats box mocha you're like is this mean the box of

[00:49:31] macaroni and she's they're like no isn't that billy bob thorton's band's name

[00:49:34] the box munchers no is it a bern yeah the box munchers is that there's a

[00:49:39] clip of that rule being interviewed on some like radio show

[00:49:43] and the host goes um so you're like really passionate about music

[00:49:48] and then billy bob thorton is like all fuck would you ask me that question

[00:49:52] he's like would you ask fucking tom petty that fucking question

[00:49:56] and he's like just being a dick about it and he's like

[00:50:00] no but he's tom petty you know yeah it's like you're a famous actor yeah

[00:50:06] you're already successful it's your side gig right exactly it's not even a side

[00:50:10] gig you probably don't even make money like i fucking grew up playing fucking

[00:50:13] music i mean the whole thing too is probably at the time he was probably

[00:50:17] method acting for bad santa yeah he's still acting he's being a bad

[00:50:22] santa in the interview yeah he's still just being very good at the thing that

[00:50:25] he's very good at he's being a bad santa yeah

[00:50:29] a plumber once told me he knew the guy that cured uh he knew the indian that

[00:50:32] cured billy bob thorton's cancer really i don't even know billy bob thorton

[00:50:35] head can we say aid of american yeah and they sorry

[00:50:38] native american well no it was like it was like

[00:50:41] he went to like a sweat lodge or something i believe that they don't even know how

[00:50:44] to cut hair the fucking the cure cancer they don't even understand saddle

[00:50:48] technology yeah wait so what so he he knew the guy and he was just like yeah

[00:50:53] he said that there was this uh this indian doctor

[00:50:57] and i think northern minnesota northern wisconsin

[00:51:01] that helped his uh wife's bone cancer go into remission and he was like and

[00:51:08] he cured billy bob thorton's cancer wow yeah and it's real

[00:51:14] allegedly but the dude he and i were fit in pipes with all the windows shut and

[00:51:18] he doesn't wear shoes to work he wears flip flops so

[00:51:23] he was fitting with the greatest oh i thought you meant

[00:51:26] laying pipe you're talking about it at a construction job

[00:51:29] yeah yeah oh you were talking about it i wasn't talking about you this flip

[00:51:33] fop guy double team and some right in a lesbian

[00:51:36] that's me that we're gonna have we're gonna have micro scene back on the show

[00:51:40] and uh and you next time he has a fucking date you guys need to buy tickets

[00:51:46] and he needs to sell out no more this micro scene only selling

[00:51:50] fucking 60 tickets in fucking chicago bullshit

[00:51:54] yeah so that's all you get mad also i'm fucking pissed dude yeah

[00:51:58] you can be mad too yeah it's fucking ridiculous well it's just he's not doing

[00:52:02] well dude he's gained hundreds of pounds yeah and most of those

[00:52:07] people that bought the tickets are protesters yeah yeah anti-attailing

[00:52:11] anti-attailing protests they think he's they think he's

[00:52:13] Andrew Cuomo yeah they got the wrong guy yet again

[00:52:17] another another case of mistaken identity

[00:52:19] the Cuomo brothers doing that Cuomo did the

[00:52:21] Chris Cuomo's on some of the day canoes he's on like some like channel

[00:52:25] 1,486 yeah the show called

[00:52:28] Cuomo yeah he's on he's on one america news that's it yeah

[00:52:33] no that one's like the one that's like more right wing than

[00:52:37] which the guy's name is like like like uh dark burg or fucking

[00:52:42] it's like it's like shim crap he's got some like weird German name yeah

[00:52:46] and then he just gets like livid and he'll find like a tweet

[00:52:49] gets pissed off it'd be like a zero follower account it'll be like it'll

[00:52:53] just say donald trump's gay and it'll be like no he's fucking not

[00:52:57] he's not and i dare you to say that to my fucking face

[00:53:00] it's like the news yeah the old tridelik is like what liberals

[00:53:05] we're doing yeah what's the problem and i'm gonna find this guy again

[00:53:09] it's not there's there's that other guy whose twitter is very funny

[00:53:14] yeah but it's not him it's it's someone else

[00:53:19] no it's because like all the people on one american news none of them were

[00:53:22] journalists right they're like real estate agents that got in the

[00:53:26] fucking yeah who's like facebook lives would pop off during the election

[00:53:31] they'd be like i'm fucking sick and like they're like yes

[00:53:33] we're like we heard you had 300 views on facebook live

[00:53:38] here's the television show here's the day you really popped off on that cvs

[00:53:43] employee for trying to make you real america with dan ball in focus with

[00:53:47] at us and smith and tipping point tipping point

[00:53:51] you know steve bannen steve bannen's no show he's got a show

[00:53:58] the channel ran a special title betrayal at bongazi the cost of hillary clinton's

[00:54:02] dereliction and greed the cost of hillary clinton even just naming

[00:54:07] things they can do they're like hey she's supposed to be called this

[00:54:10] bongazi special um how about betrayal at bongazi colin the cost of hillary clinton's

[00:54:16] dereliction and greed

[00:54:19] that's a great that's a great title uh-huh for this fucking

[00:54:23] and then what are you supposed to do be it working like hey uh last night did

[00:54:26] you catch betrayal at bongazi the cost of hillary clinton's dereliction and

[00:54:31] greed

[00:54:34] no i didn't really the next time you should make sure to dvr

[00:54:40] betrayal at bongazi the cost of hillary clinton's dereliction and greed

[00:54:50] i'm sure it's pretty good though yeah i gotta find this fucking guy's name though

[00:54:56] yeah i'm sorry whatever it's your show it's true

[00:54:59] it's the amber way quilma just had someone on though i saw a clip of his show

[00:55:04] on tv or uh on like instagram or something quilma had like a big get

[00:55:11] on his his fucking oh mic just text me what do you say

[00:55:21] i really appreciate you guys coming on the show so what the fuck happens now he's

[00:55:24] just in chicago look this is going up tonight is he there

[00:55:28] this is this is going up tonight if you're in chicago fucking hit up

[00:55:31] microcean and take this motherfucker out the dinner

[00:55:34] if his show got canceled you have this you have the

[00:55:39] somebody has to do so life is gay life is gay dude

[00:55:43] um wait what was i looking for i was looking for quilma like quilma thing

[00:55:49] yeah he just had yeah he's back i'm like uh

[00:55:55] sorry excuse me you want to talk more about those lesbians

[00:55:59] oh shit don't put it on aid to run the show you gotta just

[00:56:04] try to find this clip dude i'm trying to find this clip tell me i'm

[00:56:07] producing tell me what you want me to find no you're looking for something else

[00:56:10] no i can do both dude oh it's called news nation

[00:56:15] the thing he's on and his show is called quilma what's his

[00:56:19] on news nation i've never heard of that station yeah it's like uh yeah like some

[00:56:24] like uh i don't know soros backed propaganda

[00:56:31] you what this fucking is like shim turd that's like his last name is the name of

[00:56:35] the show yeah shim turd nation yeah it's something

[00:56:40] shim turd country what's fucking guy's name dude why can't i remember it

[00:56:45] it's like glen something right wait so two years ago these lesbians

[00:56:49] started showing up to your shows in minniamo this was like this summer

[00:56:53] this summer yeah this past summer yeah i lived with them a year ago

[00:56:56] and then they then they enacted what like a smear campaign against you

[00:57:00] yeah pretty much they started showing up to the shows

[00:57:03] and um basically just like cornering me and being like you owe us money

[00:57:10] you need to pay either 150 or 200 you owe us the money

[00:57:16] and i'm like avoiding them and then i get a call from the angrier of the two

[00:57:21] the actual lesbian and uh she was like i didn't

[00:57:27] have her number saved so i get this phone call i'm like hello and she's like

[00:57:29] what's up a new little fucking bitch it's a

[00:57:32] i almost earned it it's so and so and she's like uh

[00:57:36] you always fucking three thousand dollar i'm gonna slash it i'm like whoa

[00:57:40] like i'm gonna slash your tires i'm gonna show three thousand

[00:57:44] dollars so they helped it to three grand now yeah

[00:57:47] and i'm like what the fuck and she just hangs up the phone

[00:57:50] and then she makes this big long facebook post about avian muklasky

[00:57:55] i think she at one point she called me a shyster oh anti-semite yeah

[00:58:00] even though you're a famous irish i'm an irish guy yeah i know but i know it's

[00:58:03] like i'm very red in the face yeah she makes this or that but yeah

[00:58:10] but it's only at that time of the month it's blood the question mark is blood

[00:58:15] maybe or the walls of something that's inside of a

[00:58:18] i don't know whatever it is yeah is it the pussy walls

[00:58:21] you know what i think the back walls is their back walls i honestly i think it's

[00:58:25] it's actually feces it makes more sense than anything that's very

[00:58:30] it's a type of feces in the same way that squirt is pee

[00:58:33] menstrual fluid is just feces it's poop yeah

[00:58:36] squirt is pee yeah period is poop that makes sense we'll spread that around

[00:58:41] elementary schools rather than the bottom of it all yeah

[00:58:44] why can i find that and that is what governor just santis

[00:58:47] wants us to teach our children coming up on crap mule work

[00:58:53] this guy fucking this guy said donald trump's son

[00:58:57] fuck you pal how dare you fucking say that

[00:59:01] to the fucking president the rightful president

[00:59:04] yeah i love i love his um his letterhead

[00:59:08] for his like his memos that he does that like it basically looks like the

[00:59:12] presidential seal it's like from the desk yeah of

[00:59:16] donald jay trump former president you know like whatever but it just like looks

[00:59:20] like it's official presidential letterhead yeah

[00:59:22] yeah and we're all going to have to vote for donald trump we're going to have to

[00:59:26] register as republic against to santis he cannot become president he's not a

[00:59:30] good guy no run this yeah no we got to have donald trump

[00:59:34] yeah as the republican candidate yeah i mean even for just for for show

[00:59:40] business sake yeah it's good it's just going to be

[00:59:43] better television to santis just being mean to bind

[00:59:47] although what we learned though in uh the the pennsylvania election

[00:59:52] is that if one guy is having is mentally impaired and the other guys being mean

[00:59:56] to him about it it kind of does backfire a little bit so if

[01:00:00] desantis is going to be mean to hold told sleepy

[01:00:04] p i don't i don't think regular folks will take kindly to that they'll be like

[01:00:07] i'm retarded too you shouldn't be mean to me you shouldn't be being

[01:00:13] invited we're both we both have the same

[01:00:17] you can't you can't step forward guys i just feel bad for by no here we go

[01:00:23] this is the dark adam fredland show and oh and

[01:00:26] nights with chris boil and it's adam it's dark adam wow

[01:00:32] we gotta get chris boil on wow that's me that's me if i let it's our old world

[01:00:37] adam yeah let's listen to what he sounds like

[01:00:40] shall be the latter holy shit let's see let's hear what he sounds like

[01:00:44] yeah put him on

[01:00:55] dan ball

[01:01:00] i'm steve suck i'm steve cum and i'm the host of real news

[01:01:06] he's a proud they just have to say real all the time

[01:01:09] that is actual yeah it's news it's this is an actual television yeah yeah

[01:01:16] and this is real news when you click on chris boil to bait and switch

[01:01:20] it goes to the fucking the dan ball

[01:01:24] host of the new show nights with chris boil only available through this

[01:01:27] new video on demand a half hour taking a sneak peek behind the headlines

[01:01:32] featuring relaxed in-depth conversations with that's how i would do it in culture

[01:01:35] and politics today i would do it relaxed we pull up some youtubes of this guy

[01:01:41] what's his name chris boil oh and let's see let's see what this curious

[01:01:46] taking these glasses off that's what i was very natural yeah

[01:01:51] that's what i would be relaxed yeah that's what it looks like when a normal

[01:01:54] guy takes his glasses off that's what i would do if i was

[01:01:57] on conservative focus with atison what's for the

[01:02:02] weekly briefing with chanelle ryan

[01:02:09] adam keep talking all right no i'm getting this vid just tell me what to

[01:02:13] look up look up of this oh shit it's a video of uh

[01:02:17] chris boil interviewing yeah i guess i only have seven shows

[01:02:22] yeah dude but they just keep them rolling the rest of the time oh you think i don't

[01:02:27] know dude what's the fucking what's that glenn

[01:02:29] crap mule or show dude what's the fucking the

[01:02:33] crap mule yeah that's how you grow up in with that's a wisconsin sounding name

[01:02:37] crap mule or absolutely yeah they all got weird news like that out there

[01:02:42] oh over at a glenn crap mule or we have a great

[01:02:46] mule or the crap mule or the house oh the crap mule or the

[01:02:49] good halloween candy this year oh the crap mule or

[01:02:54] um yeah and they they you know they they just they're

[01:03:00] right around town thinking they're better than everyone else because

[01:03:04] because mr krabmueller's an orthodontist

[01:03:06] just judging everyone mr krabmueller or an orthodontist

[01:03:11] i'm trying to think well we just got a dentist's office

[01:03:14] oh nice yeah in your town yeah in minneapolis yeah in

[01:03:18] the apolis they have lesbians in mung but they don't have

[01:03:22] fucking dentistry they have lesbian scoundrels from what it

[01:03:26] sounds like wait let's like go but let's go back to the story

[01:03:29] so they hit you up they say you owe me three the number is now three thousand

[01:03:33] dollars if i don't get it i'm going to

[01:03:36] trash your shit slash your tires and people to your house

[01:03:40] send lesbian send lesbian like ninjas yeah yeah to your house

[01:03:45] so to attack you right yeah yeah so it's so funny to have

[01:03:53] that is as a group of ed

[01:03:55] i know i was like trying everyone i explained it to their like

[01:04:00] like lesbians and i'm like yeah well it's like you are like a me kind of

[01:04:05] fella right it's like we could like you know

[01:04:09] we look like maybe like we're on tea or something like we're like a girl

[01:04:13] that's like right yeah transitioning a little bit or something

[01:04:16] there was someone that came in the green room in san francisco

[01:04:19] that's a man and he said i was wondering who the

[01:04:23] transgender person that all the pictures was like yeah about me

[01:04:27] and i just had to sit there and i was like yep

[01:04:30] yep yeah sure wait so they said this they made all these threats then you

[01:04:34] try to you try to take out a restraining order

[01:04:38] so they make all these threats and then they

[01:04:40] start sending fucking i start getting just

[01:04:45] piles of dms from people being like hey piece of shit you need to pay them

[01:04:49] your money because you're because wait but the

[01:04:53] facebook post said that you were like anti-lesbian or something

[01:04:56] you i'm not an ally you're not being an ally i'm basically

[01:04:59] fucking over this poor lesbian couple who's just trying to make it in the big

[01:05:03] city yeah of minneapolis of minneapolis and i'm this

[01:05:08] uh comedian with a shitty den grinn who's just stealing three thousand

[01:05:12] dollars from them the number is now three thousand

[01:05:16] dollars right a power bill would never be three thousand dollars

[01:05:19] right that's like if you don't pay your electric for five years forever

[01:05:24] forever yeah yeah they fucking create this go fund me

[01:05:27] paid with my picture on the go fund me be like this piece of shit

[01:05:33] well refuses to pay us our money and it's hurting our credit

[01:05:39] which like to begin with can't be good you know the two fucking

[01:05:44] lesbians in a failed ban that can't be good

[01:05:47] and oh no so they make the facebook post they make the go fund me i start

[01:05:53] getting harassed through these dm what's going on with the with the eight

[01:05:56] year old comedian or the four year old four year old ira

[01:06:00] he's also getting harassed but he they're kind of leaving him out of it

[01:06:03] because he's black yeah yeah that's what i'm so

[01:06:07] mind it's tough for to go after yeah to go after because i mean on the totem

[01:06:11] pole he's a little above the europe you're straight white myth and i'm at the

[01:06:14] bottom you're straight white myth i've got nothing

[01:06:17] yeah so they chose me to go after yeah so i get all these facebook

[01:06:22] posts and shit and then i call uh a lawyer and i'm like

[01:06:27] ask him what i should do and then after i get all this advice

[01:06:32] i'm like can i make an instagram post mocking them

[01:06:38] and they were like that would almost if you cover up all their names

[01:06:42] that would almost be the best thing you could do a lawyer said this yeah

[01:06:46] so i was like perfect so i screenshot all of you got back at them yep and i

[01:06:51] take you were sick of you were sick of getting the abuse you're like i'm

[01:06:55] gonna turn the tables on these abusers that's right yeah this is like this

[01:06:59] is like a new story that they would have on oa yet

[01:07:03] this is like a way that man gets about how difficult it is to be a straight

[01:07:07] effect all around this country gangs of lesbian women are harassing are harassing

[01:07:15] man innocent innocent Minneapolis based comedians

[01:07:23] and then she one of the threats she uses is uh she says she knows Melissa Carey

[01:07:30] Jim Carrey's ex-wife as of 1996 and she's like that's a big fucking deal

[01:07:35] so she starts throwing my name around to Melissa Carey

[01:07:41] and Melissa's like we'll get this solved no way yeah she's in the gang now

[01:07:45] yeah Melissa Carey's in the gang she's in the lesbian gang now that's right

[01:07:50] wow all fine she's like she's like if you don't fucking pay i'm gonna get

[01:07:54] Jim Carrey's ex-wife now lesbian so she makes this Facebook post and one of

[01:08:00] the commenters is Melissa Carey and she sends me a screenshot and says she's

[01:08:04] like you're now you're in for it yeah she's Jim Carrey's ex-wife she goes

[01:08:08] Melissa Carey that's Jim Carrey's ex-wife yeah the comedian the mask maybe you've

[01:08:14] heard of that movie no way no way the mask maybe you've heard of this movie

[01:08:25] and then she said uh send your portion or this will continue and i will not

[01:08:31] stop let me know when you do thank you oh and i'm

[01:08:34] serious and then post sends me after she gets the restraining law

[01:08:39] restraining order lol thanks for making our lives easier

[01:08:42] your dumb hey can you tell the cops i need one tell them about how we paid

[01:08:45] your gas electric bill god bless and then sends me

[01:08:48] a google image of her in fortune femster for some reason

[01:08:53] the comedian yeah what that's that's the extorter yeah

[01:09:00] why in fortune femster well if you read the whole Melissa Carey tech she's like

[01:09:05] uh oh and i actually know a bunch of comedians fortune femster just did

[01:09:09] act me probably not familiar with her she's way above your skill set

[01:09:13] it's like i don't yeah okay Melissa Carey and fortune femster i'm on their

[01:09:17] shit list dude you're fucked i'm fucked dude you're

[01:09:20] literally fucked so that yeah once they once they drop

[01:09:23] Ellen you're done fucking out you're done dude you got to change your name

[01:09:28] yeah you got to move down to mehiko i got to go

[01:09:32] into the monk community you got to go the most they will come they will

[01:09:35] protect and they'll help me they will protect you

[01:09:37] i'll bring some vape juice from your body and be like yeah he's got a fucking

[01:09:41] story of it he's not allowed to sell it perfect i'll bring it over to them

[01:09:44] and be like guys i think that fda was asking my friend

[01:09:47] that he was they were saying like we want to see you destroy

[01:09:51] no way yeah they're they want to have someone watch him destroy all of his

[01:09:56] vape juice insane did he at least make his money from

[01:09:59] they were like come on bro they were like come on

[01:10:04] just let us sell this poison we're giving live foam in a can

[01:10:08] that's got him real nervous yeah he's annoying dude nix on the phone in the

[01:10:12] hallway right now so i can talk shit but yeah he's

[01:10:14] mad annoying dude my allergies shut up bro shut up

[01:10:20] shut up you can't just decide that you have some sort of

[01:10:23] you can just be actually sick or not sick

[01:10:27] anyway you got me a little nervous about the lymphoma to be honest well yeah i'm

[01:10:30] sorry about that i feel bad if i got you nervous because you're a new friend

[01:10:34] but like it's an act like you said it's anecdotal i mean what else was she

[01:10:39] doing that led to the lymphoma can't just be vaping right

[01:10:44] how much she was cheating that'll do it that god will give you that she was

[01:10:48] she yeah that makes sense she was cheating and uh

[01:10:52] apparently it being a real big slut about it

[01:10:55] well she's paid in spades god yeah that was a good thing

[01:10:59] doesn't an elf yeah that's what she did god right god is a woman obviously

[01:11:07] and she's a huge fan of most carrins and for jimster

[01:11:11] dude it's saying i'm fucked so you're fucked so i go to the court

[01:11:17] and uh i file this restraining order which

[01:11:22] the craziest thing about it is you can literally like i had to show zero

[01:11:26] proof right all my work it could just be a nerd yeah

[01:11:29] it could be a nerd who has a crush on you right you could be like

[01:11:33] oh i want to restrain it yeah i had to show no proof at all i just had to

[01:11:37] write my own words what she said to me so you could just get anyone to stay

[01:11:41] away from you yeah pretty much that's the law you simply have to why

[01:11:45] wow that's cool so i go and then the clerk of courts when i like hander the

[01:11:49] paperwork she's like so trying to understand she's like

[01:11:55] you have a couple and i was like yep and she's like that you lived with

[01:12:00] and i was like yep she's like lesbian couple and i was like

[01:12:04] yep and she's like and from what i gathered they're extorting you

[01:12:09] yeah i was like yes and she you could obviously tell she's trying not to laugh

[01:12:12] in my face not like she's like it says here you

[01:12:17] want to court date and i'm like yeah i absolutely want to court date

[01:12:22] so when i get back i think it's you're not going to take the fucking abuse

[01:12:26] anymore i'm done you're fighting back you're gonna laugh that

[01:12:30] you're gonna laugh that it's the plight of the straight white man

[01:12:32] dude it is so hard tonight on the oa and tonight on

[01:12:36] freeland factor there you go anyway yeah continue so i think when i get back i

[01:12:42] have the court case i have to go to court what are you gonna wear

[01:12:47] uh probably a baby blue suit jacket i'm gonna really dress up you know

[01:12:52] oh they kind of 1950s yeah i really want to rub it in their face

[01:12:56] and like you gotta dress nice you gotta dress rich like you have the three

[01:13:00] thousand dollars right marmani power suit

[01:13:04] briefcase sleep sleep back hair blotting sweat off my head with a hundred

[01:13:10] dollar bill that's amazing yeah yeah you're gonna

[01:13:13] represent yourself oh yeah i mean i have all the proof it's not that

[01:13:18] hard to be a lawyer no i was pretty legal assistant for a few years and so

[01:13:22] was i really yeah it was my passion that's really

[01:13:26] comedy really took me away from my passion of being paralegal and

[01:13:30] how long were you paralegal and that was like my job

[01:13:34] after college before it what sort of law made

[01:13:38] the last one i did was an all women's divorce law firm

[01:13:42] damn and i was the only man that worked in office it was the best job i ever had

[01:13:46] i bet it was it was so sad family laws and they were like

[01:13:50] reverse sexist because there was another paralegal that was a girl

[01:13:54] i guess they were just regular sexist but they'd be like they were all

[01:13:57] jewish women too they were like constantly going to the bathroom

[01:14:01] and the doctor just constantly just in and out i'm going to the doctor i'm

[01:14:05] going to the bathroom like announcing they're going to the bathroom which

[01:14:08] so really weird yeah and i think it was the office

[01:14:11] it was time it wasn't that big a firm and then they were like um

[01:14:16] they were like um they go up to like me and they'd be like

[01:14:19] adam do you know microsoft excel and then be like

[01:14:23] um and they'd be like no you're a guy you wouldn't understand it

[01:14:27] and they'd be like they make the girl they'd be like can you do this because

[01:14:31] adam he's a guy he can't understand excel

[01:14:34] that's they're like would it reverse sexism

[01:14:36] right they wouldn't under they thought that like

[01:14:39] right they thought so that i got like i didn't have to do

[01:14:41] shit if that makes sexism sound so tight he was like yeah

[01:14:46] oh you don't know how to do it they were being sexist to women for me

[01:14:49] he's a dumb man yeah you're so stupid as a man

[01:14:53] yeah so then i just like be in the file room like reading people's divorce

[01:14:58] files isn't that shit crazy dude it's crazy it is like the most personal

[01:15:02] stuff that is like filed into court acceptance

[01:15:05] it is like text messages like i'm you know we've all said crazy shit during

[01:15:09] breakup yep yeah and imagine like those being like

[01:15:13] put in as evidence it's insane crazy i remember one

[01:15:18] that i had to like organize for trial and in the woman's phone she had him

[01:15:25] screenshot it was a divorce firm as well yeah it was like a family law thing

[01:15:28] family law yeah and uh they had or she had his contact information

[01:15:35] as sperm donor yeah so i had the screenshot all of sperm donors text

[01:15:40] messages and organize them and then have her clarify that sperm donor is

[01:15:46] such and such person so like when you go to the court they have to say like

[01:15:51] sperm donor is actually this person's name yeah

[01:15:57] there were some celebrities really that were represented by my firm

[01:16:01] damn that i read there and one of them you know

[01:16:06] one of them was a lesbian favorite famous lesbian they did both of her

[01:16:11] divorces yeah yeah both of her divorces yeah she got

[01:16:14] mad paper too i didn't realize she had that much money

[01:16:17] really damn that's the thing you find out a

[01:16:21] lot and i like i was a legal assistant in a small town

[01:16:25] so like i was seeing these people out at bars

[01:16:29] and stuff oh shit oh i know exactly what you're going through

[01:16:33] i know your wife hit you in the head with a broom earlier this week

[01:16:36] like i know that should happen i just have to pretend like it didn't

[01:16:41] and you have to like it's crazy family family court is crazy because

[01:16:45] all that shit is the the law has to like work its way through

[01:16:49] yep just like people being monsters to each other

[01:16:52] and at one point they got along enough to have kids

[01:16:55] and to get married and then they just fucking it all falls apart

[01:16:59] sad and they just say the worst shit to each other tonight on freeland factor

[01:17:03] the american family yeah what is happening what is nik doing he's on the

[01:17:07] phone right now yeah he's still in the middle of the phone

[01:17:10] in the middle of the show i don't care actually i'm having fun

[01:17:12] well it is your fate yeah it is my show i'm having fun

[01:17:15] talking to anyway but um wait so they laughed at you you got the

[01:17:18] restraining order that next week is court yeah i got court

[01:17:22] when i get back are you gonna do the southern lawyer thing

[01:17:25] the ladies and gentlemen of the jarra they're like there's no jury here

[01:17:30] i'm being extorted by these two lesbians i'm thinking you feel the entire gallery

[01:17:36] i'd love to with mung

[01:17:42] these are my mung brothers yeah yeah you gotta you have to have like the frat

[01:17:46] pull up you know what i mean you got to have like back up like my uncle

[01:17:49] died last year and his his son is in college

[01:17:56] and his whole frat pulled up to the funeral to the funeral they were all

[01:18:01] like standing in the back all the brethrens were standing in the back to

[01:18:04] like be there for their boy and for me i thought that was really powerful

[01:18:08] you know the way and then uh and then they made a t-shirt for my uncle for

[01:18:12] when he was like fighting cancer and stuff like with this like quote from him

[01:18:15] and all the brethrens were wearing the t-shirt that's what's up standing in the

[01:18:19] back like stand still holding it down for their boy

[01:18:22] i was like that's true brotherhood so you got to get that with a book

[01:18:27] mung i'll get my face airbrushed on a t-shirt

[01:18:30] hell yeah and i'll make a pull up mung and in the back i'll say team aid

[01:18:33] team

[01:18:35] like you're like your their boxer yeah like team packy out that's right yeah

[01:18:40] team aid and they're all in my corner because i bought them the vape juice

[01:18:44] and on one side yeah we gotta go okay we got to go to new haven connect and we

[01:18:47] got to get all my boys vape juice bring it back give it to these humong

[01:18:53] hook them up get them shirts these lesbians are not gonna know what

[01:18:57] they have no fucking idea go to the mall airbrush

[01:19:03] that's right yeah our humong is good at um

[01:19:07] like uh match matchstick match tricks i don't know in my high school korean

[01:19:14] kids i i mean i don't i'm probably that's just a different type of age and i

[01:19:19] understand but korean kids were sick and match

[01:19:22] match but like match trick yeah they just had a book matches yeah they do like

[01:19:26] fucking crazy shit with books really yeah yeah

[01:19:30] they'd like i wonder if this is uh just uh

[01:19:33] whatever though all you know is that they like to vape

[01:19:37] do they drive do they drive like those like uh

[01:19:40] do they drive uh like cars accurate and integrity

[01:19:44] and does yeah huh with the cambered wheel yeah

[01:19:47] they're like they like yeah like imports yeah yeah well as

[01:19:52] too fast to furious kind of shit yeah as i've been told they're called rice

[01:19:55] cars but i wouldn't call them that i would call them

[01:19:58] just but i would call them just cars but just cars yeah but rice cars they call

[01:20:03] them ricers they don't even make them out of

[01:20:05] rice why are they called everybody that's what

[01:20:10] why are they called why well come on

[01:20:15] i mean this is where you need when they trick them out because they're

[01:20:19] fucking Asian dude and that's what they hate over there

[01:20:22] everyone eats rice everyone reads eats rice yeah i don't know all the world

[01:20:27] people he runs why they say it and just them

[01:20:31] chicken what is this with chicken only black people like chicken

[01:20:34] everyone likes chicken and that those aren't stereotypes that i think are

[01:20:38] bad tonight on free land factor my final thought

[01:20:42] everyone likes rice and everyone likes chickens so you swung back around now

[01:20:46] you're on the this is like an msmbc type no it's just like you don't know where

[01:20:50] i'm at oh one second wild car one second i'm like

[01:20:54] the american family the lesbians need to be controlled

[01:20:58] one second i'm like don't be racist you know it's just you

[01:21:02] yeah it's like a stausal thing well yeah why

[01:21:05] john stausal i remember that guy yeah he swung both ways you never knew which

[01:21:09] way john stausal and i'd be bisexual i'd be extra swinging both oh

[01:21:13] shit they wouldn't know what to do with you they really wouldn't know what to do

[01:21:16] i'm fucking i do that you would you don't know what comes next bro

[01:21:21] no dude yeah whatever how are we doing on this episode

[01:21:24] nick is gone guys we're doing all right oh we're it's we're deep in the episode

[01:21:29] we've done 20 extra minutes for the kids anyway guys

[01:21:32] here's the nix out of the room here's the update the update is where

[01:21:36] we're talking to talent bookers by the end of this week

[01:21:39] once that is in place then the talk show will be up running i think

[01:21:43] that we've learned a lot of lessons the last couple weeks and it is to some

[01:21:47] extent pretty funny that nick and i publicly said that we knew how to make a

[01:21:51] television show but guess what folks we're learning how to make a television

[01:21:54] show and what we really appreciate is that you're

[01:21:58] with us by our side holding our hands

[01:22:02] rooting us on saying go nicky go adam we love you

[01:22:06] we appreciate your support thanks for listening thank you apron for being

[01:22:09] on the show anything you want to plug or anything like that uh

[01:22:11] thanks for having me with what time is the court date

[01:22:15] oh maybe we get some of these fuckers when we get some of these fuckers at the

[01:22:18] courthouse yep picket lines there we go yeah yeah i don't know when the court

[01:22:22] yeah yeah like a like a circle with a cross

[01:22:26] well like a x-through but it has a box in the middle of it yeah

[01:22:29] yeah uh yeah follow me i'll post the court update

[01:22:34] said AIDS man 109 you got a full aid it is very funny stand up

[01:22:38] uh i met him on Long Island nick initially met him in Minneapolis he's

[01:22:43] he was featuring an act me he's a great guy you got a big future ahead of you

[01:22:47] thanks dog all right bye