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[00:00:30] Welcome to the Adam Friedland show. I'm your host, the star of the show, Adam Friedland.

[00:00:50] I'm back. Guys, thank you for all your wishes last week when I was sick. It turns out that

[00:00:58] it wasn't full blown. Guys, we have a very special guest today. There's an echo. Did

[00:01:05] you figure out what? There's an echo now. Nick. Let's retake. No, no, no, no, no. Why? I

[00:01:13] don't hear. There's an echo. Hello? Hello? No, it's off. It's done. It's fine. You killed

[00:01:21] the echo. So what was your sickness?

[00:01:27] What happened was I had the sickness that everyone has right now in New York where at

[00:01:33] like 7 p.m. you're sick. You had it, Dave. I had it. Very shortly, though. You have to

[00:01:39] talk into the mic, Dave. I know. This is what I'm doing. I didn't introduce you yet. Go

[00:01:45] ahead. You interrupted my introductions. Go ahead. Okay, I'm going to go forward with

[00:01:51] the introductions. And then I will talk about my sickness. Guys, welcome. Once again. Would

[00:01:58] you say that you were down with this sick sick? I was. Oh, what happened? Yeah. Yeah.

[00:02:03] I was click click booming. Why is part of that song Japanese? Was it mean in Japanese?

[00:02:09] It means down with the sick. Very good. Folks, welcome to the Adam Friedland show. We are

[00:02:19] live in studio at the global corporate HQ in Manhattan, New York with my best friend Nick

[00:02:26] Mullen, executive producer of the Adam Friedland show. You want to say hello? Hello, guys. I'm

[00:02:31] back. Never missed a day. No, I didn't. You went to the woods once. Perfect. You went

[00:02:38] to the woods once to find yourself and stop and I did two episodes. I think I did one with

[00:02:44] a gimelle. That was during COVID. I think you went to the woods. I think we're in the

[00:02:49] Pennsylvania wilderness. Was I? To find yourself. The Poconos. Yeah. Yeah. And guess what? He

[00:02:56] met much like the film Stella got her groove back and met a big dick Jamaican man. Yeah.

[00:03:03] Is that what happens in that movie? She gets dicked down by a day. She fucked a fat five

[00:03:09] foot two ball. That'd be a better movie. Yeah. Yeah. She meets Danny DeVito. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:03:15] That'd be pretty good. No. Yeah. So Nick got his groove back. He came back. They're making

[00:03:20] a prequel called How Stella Got Raped. And it's why she needed it. She lost her groove. Yeah.

[00:03:26] Yeah. How Stella lost her groove. And she gets raped. They never talk enough about how you

[00:03:32] lose one loses their groove. When my mojo baby. Oh, yeah. Shazbot. What does he say?

[00:03:47] Shazbot. Shazbot baby. I lost my mojo. What is that? Awesome. Power is three. He loses

[00:03:54] his mojo. I think it's the first one. When? And that the whole premise of the movie?

[00:04:00] No. He's frozen in time. He comes back and then everyone thinks he's a freak. He was

[00:04:08] a swinger in the 60s. He comes back and everyone's like, look at this freak. Oh, okay. Yeah.

[00:04:14] Well, you learn something new every day here on the Adam Friedland Show. And we're introducing

[00:04:18] a new segment, Adam's Teaching Moment. Yeah. What do you want to learn? Oh, well, Adam,

[00:04:23] Adam, as a jumping off point, he was going to use the Colorado Springs nightclub shooting

[00:04:28] to deliver a emotionally involved model. Center left. Center left. Center left emotionally

[00:04:37] involved monologue in response. That's just going to clear this whole thing up. Okay,

[00:04:43] folks, a lot of people are upset about the shooting, but Adam's here to say that it was bad. No.

[00:04:49] And then it's no to set the records straight to set the records straight.

[00:04:53] Folks, we joke around a lot on the show. We've said F. We said G.

[00:05:01] Was gay. We said, I told you that one time I saw that gay guy who went, he would go on vacation

[00:05:08] with like eight gay guys that looked exactly like him. And I was like,

[00:05:12] Fire Island. No, he went to Spain or something. I was like, Seth, how was your vacation? He was

[00:05:17] like, it was amazing. I was on so much E and I was on so much J. And I was like, you were on gay.

[00:05:24] GHB. Yeah, he was on the date rape drug. Yeah. They were all date rape, drugging themselves

[00:05:29] and stripping. I hope nothing happens.

[00:05:34] Anyway, we joke a lot on the show. And some might think that that's fucked up every time there's

[00:05:41] a nightclub shooting. I mean, I guess it's just Paulson, then this one. My head just visualizes

[00:05:46] the strip club from Vice City. You know, you can go in there and just fucking just kill a bunch of

[00:05:51] people in Vice City. Yeah, but it's not gay. I know, but that's just what plays in my head.

[00:05:57] Just going in there. It's neon. Yeah, just shooting up the nightclub from Vice City.

[00:06:03] And you did that in the game? That's all I would do. You would just kill sex workers.

[00:06:08] Yeah, just go to the strip club and shoot it. That was the best place to kill people because

[00:06:11] the cops couldn't really go in the back office. Yeah, the cops couldn't say

[00:06:16] anything. It's true. They caught it. It's the perfect crime.

[00:06:22] Folks, we joke a lot on the show. And some might think that our jest might mean a certain

[00:06:29] political affiliation or identity. The truth is, is that we say a lot that our friend Tucker

[00:06:37] is our boy, but he's not. You know, when the conservative media vilifies children getting sex

[00:06:47] changes at younger and younger ages, it makes the world a less safe place for a lot of people.

[00:06:53] Yeah. And I think that's why queer people were targeted in Colorado.

[00:06:59] That's the same as the response to the grooming accusations.

[00:07:04] Who's that? Laura? It's not that they're getting sex changes. It's that they're doing drag shows.

[00:07:10] They're honestly for children anyways. It's just Halloween. That's all a drag show is.

[00:07:15] Yeah, kids should be dressing up and putting on cost. Yeah, candy to a drag show. That's Halloween.

[00:07:20] There's no difference. Yeah. Explain the difference to me. I can't. I can't personally.

[00:07:25] My parents would dress me up as a woman every year in Halloween. And I didn't know it had a name.

[00:07:31] You know, his forced address as a girl is a young child. This is 100% true. Charles Bronson.

[00:07:37] No. Yes. You can look it up. Who did it? His mom. She would make him wear dresses. She wanted

[00:07:43] like a girl? No, he was so poor that he could only wear dresses. Like, it's like a seam in the middle of

[00:07:53] your pants. It's too expensive. I think he had to just wear his mom's clothes to school. She would

[00:07:57] get she would drive him there and take off all of her clothes and sit in the car naked while he

[00:08:01] put her clothes on. I was like, did you rape my wife? Yeah. Yeah. I tried to do an impression there.

[00:08:07] Yeah. Very good. What would you give it? What? That impression. Would I give it? Yeah.

[00:08:12] One that's some homework. That's what I would give it. Thanks a lot. I'll come back with that.

[00:08:16] Folks, we send love to all the victims of all shootings in the world and all the victims of all

[00:08:24] wars and colonialism as well. But let's not distract ourselves from introducing someone very special

[00:08:33] to us. Do you want to say your name? My name is Dave. Middle name? Dave, I don't have a middle name.

[00:08:40] Really? Mm-hmm. I'm a junior. A junior? So your middle name is your last name? Like the

[00:08:46] like the Whopper? Well, it's more of a suffix, not a middle name at the end. Okay, Dave.

[00:08:53] Okay, my name is Dave. Okay, my name is Dave. It's the Whopper, Junior, the son of the Whopper.

[00:08:57] Like we're supposed to believe this cheeseburger fucked some bitch. Yeah, who do you fuck? This

[00:09:01] cheese, some bitch put a cheeseburger in her pussy. A human woman. And then that's how we get the

[00:09:06] smaller cheeseburger. That's true. Did Burger King have like a Ronald McDonald?

[00:09:12] Oh, they had the king. The kids club. No, they had the king. Yeah, the Burger King. Yeah, that's true.

[00:09:16] Okay, you learned something new every day on the Adam Friedland show. Thank you, Dave. Continue.

[00:09:23] My name is Dave. Tell him why you're here, Dave. I'm here to produce the Adam Friedland show.

[00:09:32] Yeah, you're not the talent. You're the talent. I'm not the talent. Clearly. We forced you to be

[00:09:36] on the show. It's okay. I'm happy to be here. I do have work to do this. I might need to.

[00:09:40] David, you don't have work to do. Your work is here with us right now. Okay.

[00:09:44] So, Dave, we brought you on the show to give our audience an update on the production process.

[00:09:49] You've been on board for two weeks now. About. And not to brag, not to be a proud Jewish mother,

[00:09:54] but Nick and I were both out of town this weekend for Thanksgiving. We came back to a spotless studio.

[00:10:00] Yeah, really clean the place up because we trashed this place. It's your boy.

[00:10:05] Dave, fantastic job. Thank you Adam. So, let's give the audience a little update on the,

[00:10:11] where we're at in the production process because they're dying to know right now.

[00:10:17] You want me to do that? Yeah, you're the producer. That's true.

[00:10:20] Yeah, they don't believe us anymore. Yeah, they think we're lying to them.

[00:10:23] So, you're a real producer. Things are moving along. That's not good.

[00:10:29] That's good. That's good. No, you have to promise more.

[00:10:32] No, we can't keep say to the audience. I promise. I promise that. That.

[00:10:38] We will make the best talk show. Yes, that's good.

[00:10:43] That's good. What do you think? That's good. Yeah, I like that.

[00:10:47] We've made that promise though. What are some actual updates on things?

[00:10:51] I want a couple more DVDs for the office. No, that's not a good update.

[00:10:54] Okay. Well, let's give them some real updates on what's up right now.

[00:10:58] Well, we're finishing kind of building out our, you know, our gear here, our women,

[00:11:04] our, you know, everything we need to kind of operate a fully fledged.

[00:11:08] Shout out to aperture lights. Shout out aperture.

[00:11:11] One, one, one so far, but they're sending more lights.

[00:11:13] Two, right? We only got one. We just got one.

[00:11:15] We just got one. So, we'll have to follow up with them and see if

[00:11:19] that second one got lost by UPS. Because this is.

[00:11:22] They're a sponsor now, right? This is UPS losing shit season in the university.

[00:11:27] Yeah. But I'm here, so these fine gentlemen can write jokes for all of you and focus on that.

[00:11:38] Because we're making a promise to the audience, we are keeping Nick away from the buttons.

[00:11:44] Yeah, no more buttons for me. No more buttons.

[00:11:46] No more button pressing. Just bits. No more buttons. Just bits.

[00:11:50] Yeah. And Nick knows a lot about the buttons.

[00:11:53] Dave, if you see Nick just fingering some buttons, what are you going to do?

[00:12:01] I say, hey, stop that.

[00:12:05] He doesn't respond to that.

[00:12:07] So what do I say?

[00:12:09] You respond to violence.

[00:12:11] I have to punch him.

[00:12:13] I think you have to do a nightclub shooting.

[00:12:16] I have to shoot him.

[00:12:18] You have to distract me by going across the street and shooting up a nightclub.

[00:12:21] And then I'll say, wow, look at that.

[00:12:24] So Dave, let's tell the audience a little bit about your resume, what you've worked on.

[00:12:29] I know that Nick and I are in good hands.

[00:12:32] Sure, sure. I'm an independent film producer.

[00:12:36] That's not good.

[00:12:37] You did Sesame Street, correct?

[00:12:39] I created Sesame Street.

[00:12:41] Yes, you did.

[00:12:44] So obviously we had a lot to talk about there.

[00:12:45] Yeah. Nick's a big fan.

[00:12:47] Huge head.

[00:12:48] Yeah.

[00:12:48] It says a lot of, yeah. I watch every new episode.

[00:12:53] It's still going.

[00:12:54] Yeah.

[00:12:55] Yeah.

[00:12:56] 73 seasons.

[00:12:57] 73 seasons.

[00:13:00] There's a lot that happens on Sesame Street.

[00:13:02] People don't really pay attention to the show, but...

[00:13:06] Well, I'm a bit, look, guys, I'm really happy to be here.

[00:13:09] We're happy to have you.

[00:13:10] This is, you know...

[00:13:11] But tell them about what you've worked on the past.

[00:13:13] It was like, well, you know,

[00:13:15] a major, well, a hundred million dollar project.

[00:13:18] The Fablemans?

[00:13:20] The Fablemans.

[00:13:21] The new Spielbergs.

[00:13:22] Yeah.

[00:13:23] It was his idea to make it Jewish.

[00:13:26] Yeah.

[00:13:26] I figured he just needed to have, you know,

[00:13:29] his another baby of a movie.

[00:13:30] And what's the fable referred to in that, the whole...

[00:13:32] Mm-hmm.

[00:13:34] The fable of making movies.

[00:13:36] Oh, okay.

[00:13:37] What's the movie about?

[00:13:38] I don't know.

[00:13:39] Every Jewish guy knows.

[00:13:40] Like, I have to go see it.

[00:13:42] I created it.

[00:13:43] I haven't seen it.

[00:13:44] You know, more people than Jews are seeing it.

[00:13:46] What's it about?

[00:13:47] It's a Jewish people going to movies.

[00:13:49] It's loosely a biopic of Spielberg.

[00:13:51] Him getting into film.

[00:13:52] Is it biopic or biopic?

[00:13:55] Biopic.

[00:13:56] Biopic.

[00:13:56] I like that.

[00:13:57] I like when we pronounce a word differently

[00:13:59] in different circumstances.

[00:14:01] Well, I think you're doing an atom right now.

[00:14:03] I'm doing a regular.

[00:14:04] No, isn't it biopic?

[00:14:06] No, it's biopic.

[00:14:07] Is biopic a word?

[00:14:09] I mean, it's...

[00:14:10] I mean, you have two eyes.

[00:14:12] Biopic.

[00:14:13] Maybe I'm...

[00:14:14] Myopic is a word.

[00:14:15] Myopic is a word.

[00:14:16] That means nearsighted.

[00:14:18] Yes.

[00:14:18] Yeah.

[00:14:19] No, it's biopic.

[00:14:20] Yeah, no, it's...

[00:14:21] It's bioptic a word.

[00:14:24] Two eyes.

[00:14:25] I don't know words.

[00:14:26] Like, bipedalism.

[00:14:28] Like, walking on two feet.

[00:14:30] Yeah.

[00:14:31] All right, Dave, you got to save this.

[00:14:32] You got to really tell them, like,

[00:14:34] you're bringing a lot to the table.

[00:14:36] Yeah, I love it.

[00:14:37] You're underselling yourself.

[00:14:38] I know you're a humble person,

[00:14:40] but I want you to brag.

[00:14:42] I want you to stand up on your two feet right now

[00:14:45] and tell them, like, how great you are.

[00:14:49] Look at him.

[00:14:50] I'm not going to give into this right now.

[00:14:52] I'm here to do work.

[00:14:53] Mm-hmm.

[00:14:53] I got to go do work.

[00:14:54] What are you working on today?

[00:14:56] What are you working on?

[00:14:57] Well, we are...

[00:14:58] Or, as Nick has mentioned,

[00:15:00] we're looking for a talent booker.

[00:15:02] Mm-hmm.

[00:15:03] Because we want to get a lot of great guests on this show.

[00:15:07] We've talked to a couple...

[00:15:08] They all want a quarter million dollars a year.

[00:15:10] They all want a quarter million dollars a year.

[00:15:15] Trying not to hire a cis white male.

[00:15:18] Mm-hmm.

[00:15:19] Then we're going to get nothing but Bollywood stars on here.

[00:15:21] If we pick somebody else...

[00:15:22] And we're going to have to make musicals.

[00:15:24] We're going to ask them about what's that all about?

[00:15:26] Yeah.

[00:15:26] Yeah.

[00:15:26] I did indie and ET.

[00:15:28] I'm the star of indie and ET.

[00:15:29] That's pretty good.

[00:15:30] Yeah.

[00:15:32] I was like a dance at the end.

[00:15:33] What's that?

[00:15:34] There's, like, a big dance.

[00:15:35] I was dancing the entire time in those movies.

[00:15:38] That's why they were so good at TikTok.

[00:15:39] TikTok became a thing and the Indians took it by storm.

[00:15:42] A lot of people don't realize that 90% of TikTok culture is just Indians.

[00:15:46] They say TikTok is the new television.

[00:15:50] Who's saying that? The Indians?

[00:15:51] No, Dave's saying that as a producer.

[00:15:53] Oh, okay.

[00:15:53] That's what they're saying.

[00:15:55] But you're saying they, so who's they?

[00:15:57] Who's they?

[00:15:57] Like you mean it?

[00:15:59] No, not non-binary people.

[00:16:01] Did you see this club shooter?

[00:16:02] He had his lawyers to say that he's they, them?

[00:16:05] Yeah, I saw that.

[00:16:06] Is that it? That's a troll, no?

[00:16:09] I mean, I would assume it's to get out of, like, hate crime charges.

[00:16:12] Oh, that's smart.

[00:16:13] Yeah.

[00:16:13] I mean, it's not smart to-

[00:16:14] I don't understand, though, what the difference is.

[00:16:16] Like, if you're like attacking on hate crime charges to, like, a multiple homicide.

[00:16:22] It's kind of like a-

[00:16:23] You're going to prison for the rest of your life no matter what or getting the death penalty.

[00:16:26] I don't-

[00:16:27] Yeah, you still killed five people.

[00:16:28] Right, exactly.

[00:16:29] It's kind of a spacey.

[00:16:30] It's like, oh, I rape those kids, but I'm gay.

[00:16:33] Yeah.

[00:16:34] Yeah.

[00:16:34] Yeah.

[00:16:34] It's kind of that.

[00:16:35] But he is actually gay.

[00:16:37] Right.

[00:16:37] But he only came out after it found-

[00:16:40] It turned out he was, I don't know, texting boys or something.

[00:16:44] Yeah, pedophile.

[00:16:45] What he should have done is murdered five people.

[00:16:47] Like, yes, I'm a pedophile, but I'm also a murderer.

[00:16:52] So let's just sweep this pedophile thing under the rug.

[00:16:55] Let me show you the bodies I've got in my closet.

[00:16:58] I guess it's better to be remembered as a murderer, as opposed to-

[00:17:01] Oh, 100%.

[00:17:02] 100%. Look, if by chance some Rube Goldberg chain of events lands my dick in an eight-year-old's ass,

[00:17:10] and I'm on the news for it, I'm going into them all with an AR-15.

[00:17:15] Because that's honorable.

[00:17:17] Oh, yeah.

[00:17:17] There's no Tony Soprano of pedophiles.

[00:17:20] Yeah.

[00:17:20] Everyone loves tone, and he's a mass killer.

[00:17:24] The pedophiles.

[00:17:25] Yeah.

[00:17:25] The pedophiles.

[00:17:26] Yeah.

[00:17:27] This morning.

[00:17:29] Yeah.

[00:17:29] We got myself a gun.

[00:17:32] Yeah, fuck the kid.

[00:17:32] Cover up the fact that I fucked the kid.

[00:17:36] Yeah.

[00:17:36] There's-

[00:17:37] You can't be like an anti-hero pedophile.

[00:17:40] I'm also from New Jersey, so-

[00:17:42] That's good.

[00:17:42] That's good, Dave.

[00:17:44] So you've seen the Sopranos.

[00:17:46] I have seen the Sopranos, and my name is David as well, just like David Chase.

[00:17:52] Great.

[00:17:52] Or the Sopranos.

[00:17:53] That's good.

[00:17:55] Is that-

[00:17:56] Is that enough?

[00:17:56] Can I-

[00:17:57] You know what, did you know David Chase's middle name?

[00:17:58] Pretty much what our interview with Dave was.

[00:18:00] Yeah.

[00:18:01] Did you know what David Chase's name was, David?

[00:18:03] David Chase's middle name is Chubby.

[00:18:05] Did you know that?

[00:18:05] David Chubby Chase.

[00:18:06] Yeah.

[00:18:08] Yeah.

[00:18:08] And he only wrote the Sopranos to fuck just big women.

[00:18:12] He's like, I gotta-

[00:18:13] Yeah.

[00:18:13] Johnny Sacks wife.

[00:18:15] Yeah.

[00:18:15] He was- he was bawling Johnny Sacks wife the whole time.

[00:18:18] You want to know that-

[00:18:19] He sat down, he said to himself,

[00:18:20] he's like, what are big women like?

[00:18:22] Television.

[00:18:23] They loved it.

[00:18:24] What if I made the best show of all time?

[00:18:26] Mm-hmm.

[00:18:26] And I could fuck any fat bitch in the world.

[00:18:29] Mm-hmm.

[00:18:29] That's true.

[00:18:30] And I don't know if it worked out or not,

[00:18:32] but the rest of us got the benefit from it.

[00:18:34] Yeah.

[00:18:35] Sometimes I'm afraid to say that I like the Sopranos,

[00:18:37] because someone's like, what are you some sort of fat woman?

[00:18:40] Mm-hmm.

[00:18:40] You know?

[00:18:41] I'm like, no, actually it's pretty smart and it's for everyone.

[00:18:44] Yeah.

[00:18:45] It's not just for-

[00:18:45] Melphy should have been fat as shit, dude.

[00:18:47] That would have been great.

[00:18:48] That would have been hilarious.

[00:18:49] And he still wants to fuck it.

[00:18:50] Yeah, right.

[00:18:51] But your chair is just squeaking all the time.

[00:18:58] Fat Melphy.

[00:18:59] Yeah, that's good.

[00:19:00] Fat Melphy.

[00:19:01] Thanks.

[00:19:01] Yeah.

[00:19:03] Shout out to David Chase.

[00:19:04] David Chubby Chase.

[00:19:06] Yeah.

[00:19:06] Who's the most famous person you've ever met?

[00:19:10] Uh.

[00:19:13] Dave, you've got to be faster.

[00:19:15] No, Adam's getting better at interviewing though.

[00:19:17] That's true.

[00:19:18] You know?

[00:19:18] Because that's a real question.

[00:19:20] That's not just asking about crying.

[00:19:22] I'm just forced to do this, everyone.

[00:19:23] You've been working in show business, well.

[00:19:25] I've met a lot of famous people.

[00:19:27] So let's drop some names.

[00:19:28] The only names that I care about right now.

[00:19:31] All right, Adam and Dave.

[00:19:32] No, that's a pop-up.

[00:19:33] Well, let's hear it.

[00:19:35] That's a cop-up.

[00:19:35] David Dukovne, matter or not, man.

[00:19:37] Um.

[00:19:37] Hey, man.

[00:19:38] He's a sex addict.

[00:19:40] I've never met him.

[00:19:41] Yeah.

[00:19:41] With fat women, too.

[00:19:42] Fat women.

[00:19:43] Yeah.

[00:19:44] I-

[00:19:44] Dave, have you seen his show,

[00:19:46] Cali Fat's Ocation?

[00:19:49] Because on vacation to California,

[00:19:51] you don't fucking see many fat women as possible.

[00:19:53] I worked with Willem Defoe recently.

[00:19:55] Have you seen his show, The XXL Files?

[00:19:58] That's good.

[00:19:58] Yeah.

[00:19:59] And he's, uh, I guess what he's doing on that show.

[00:20:03] He's fucking a fat woman.

[00:20:04] That's right.

[00:20:05] Yeah.

[00:20:05] That is.

[00:20:06] And then he- and then he documents it

[00:20:07] and puts it in a filing cabinet.

[00:20:09] He's fucking fat women for the FBI.

[00:20:11] Yeah.

[00:20:11] Yeah.

[00:20:12] Yeah.

[00:20:12] Yeah.

[00:20:13] Yeah.

[00:20:13] Yeah.

[00:20:13] Yeah.

[00:20:15] They're like, you're-

[00:20:16] You're like, he's facing-

[00:20:17] He's facing 40 years in prison for fucking fat women.

[00:20:20] They're like, you're the best we've ever seen.

[00:20:23] Now you have to work for us or go to jail.

[00:20:26] And he's like, I don't even understand what law I broke.

[00:20:28] He's like a hacker that's so good at hacking

[00:20:30] that the government needs.

[00:20:32] Well, he spent his entire career

[00:20:33] hacking into fat women's computers

[00:20:35] to turn their webcams on.

[00:20:38] He turns- he hacks into their home-

[00:20:40] home system and raises the temperature in their apartments.

[00:20:43] So they have to take off all their clothes

[00:20:45] and close themselves down.

[00:20:47] And then he's got- he goes into their webcams also.

[00:20:51] Mm-hmm.

[00:20:54] Yeah.

[00:20:54] Like black hat.

[00:20:55] Yeah.

[00:20:55] Fat hat.

[00:20:56] Fat hat.

[00:20:57] Yeah.

[00:20:58] The- the- the truth is out there.

[00:21:01] The fat- the fat women are around there.

[00:21:04] Yeah.

[00:21:04] Oh, sorry.

[00:21:05] That's good.

[00:21:07] All right, boys.

[00:21:08] I'm gonna-

[00:21:09] Oh, Dave, do you want to tell us about your first day on the-

[00:21:11] Yeah, he's not done interviewing.

[00:21:12] My first day on the-

[00:21:13] This part of your job is you got to help Adam get good at it.

[00:21:15] No, we have to-

[00:21:15] Well, I- we have to do an anecdote.

[00:21:17] I'm modeling- I'm modeling this production-

[00:21:19] Willam DeFoe.

[00:21:19] You met Willam DeFoe.

[00:21:20] They met- apparently he's got one of the biggest cocks in the whole-

[00:21:23] That's what they say.

[00:21:23] Yeah.

[00:21:24] Yeah.

[00:21:25] Yeah.

[00:21:25] There's a story that on-

[00:21:29] Spider-Man 2.

[00:21:30] Product- a production friend of mine-

[00:21:32] a production designer friend of mine was-

[00:21:34] Sam Raimi.

[00:21:35] They knew someone that was adjusting-

[00:21:38] He was on the cross.

[00:21:39] He played Jesus for the Scorsese movie.

[00:21:41] Yeah.

[00:21:41] Yeah.

[00:21:42] And he was on the cross naked.

[00:21:45] And the prosthetic fell off of him.

[00:21:48] The prosthetic would.

[00:21:49] The prosthetic penis.

[00:21:51] What do you mean?

[00:21:52] So he would-

[00:21:53] They're kind of-

[00:21:53] You know, they do that.

[00:21:55] So it's not the real thing.

[00:21:55] They made him a fake smaller dick.

[00:21:57] Really?

[00:21:58] Yeah.

[00:21:58] And this person I know-

[00:22:00] Because you don't want to gas-

[00:22:01] You don't want to gas Jesus Christ up to you.

[00:22:05] You don't want to give him yet another thing on top of being-

[00:22:07] He's such a good guy already.

[00:22:09] And they had to adjust and his friend of mine-

[00:22:12] a friend of a friend had to go in and then-

[00:22:14] He was hanging on the cross already.

[00:22:16] So he couldn't do it himself.

[00:22:19] He was nailed him.

[00:22:20] He had to re-tuck it kind of.

[00:22:22] No, he had re-tuck.

[00:22:23] The re-tuck.

[00:22:24] Round.

[00:22:24] And then-

[00:22:25] Wow.

[00:22:26] Imagine your dick being so big.

[00:22:28] That you have to fake like you have a small one.

[00:22:34] I'm just imagining it.

[00:22:35] Okay.

[00:22:35] So, anecdote time before you go, Dave.

[00:22:38] Okay.

[00:22:39] So let's-

[00:22:40] I can tell the story if you want to-

[00:22:41] Where did you meet Willem DeFoe?

[00:22:43] Yeah.

[00:22:43] On a set of a movie.

[00:22:45] What movie?

[00:22:46] I can't say the movie.

[00:22:47] What was he like?

[00:22:48] What was his time?

[00:22:49] He was fantastic.

[00:22:49] He loves dogs.

[00:22:50] Good question.

[00:22:51] Yeah.

[00:22:51] He loves his Greyhound dogs.

[00:22:54] That's interesting.

[00:22:54] What would you say his favorite type of dog is the Greyhound?

[00:22:56] The Greyhound for sure.

[00:22:57] Remind him of himself.

[00:22:59] He's like-

[00:23:00] He's like-

[00:23:00] He's like-

[00:23:00] He's like-

[00:23:00] He's like-

[00:23:00] He's like-

[00:23:00] He's like-

[00:23:00] He's like-

[00:23:00] He's like-

[00:23:00] He's like-

[00:23:00] He's like-

[00:23:00] He's like-

[00:23:05] I don't know if I'm-

[00:23:16] Yeah, let's hear-

[00:23:17] Let's hear him out.

[00:23:18] It's a-

[00:23:19] Here I'm out.

[00:23:19] It's a-

[00:23:19] Here I'm out.

[00:23:20] Leadfully blind-

[00:23:21] Overweight Asian woman.

[00:23:23] I see it.

[00:23:23] It falls in love with a school bus.

[00:23:25] Mm-hmm.

[00:23:26] Oh, right.

[00:23:27] Yeah.

[00:23:27] Right.

[00:23:27] That was-

[00:23:28] Yeah, I like that one.

[00:23:29] Mm-hmm.

[00:23:30] We came up with that while-

[00:23:31] while driving through the

[00:23:33] Hasidic neighborhood of

[00:23:34] South Williamsburg.

[00:23:35] Yeah.

[00:23:35] Where they have a plethora of school buses

[00:23:37] for all of the children there.

[00:23:39] No, for adults too.

[00:23:41] Really?

[00:23:42] Yeah, they take adults in those too.

[00:23:43] It's very funny.

[00:23:45] Okay.

[00:23:45] They don't know it's for babies.

[00:23:47] Because they're Hasidic.

[00:23:48] Sure.

[00:23:49] So Dave, your first day on the job.

[00:23:51] Yeah.

[00:23:52] Very funny story.

[00:23:54] Can I say it?

[00:23:54] Sure.

[00:23:55] You want to say it?

[00:23:55] Go ahead.

[00:23:55] Okay.

[00:23:56] So Dave, he thought that our interview process was more similar to

[00:24:03] casting couch pornography.

[00:24:05] Yeah, right.

[00:24:07] Yeah.

[00:24:07] Go on.

[00:24:08] And so Nick and I went outside,

[00:24:09] we're like, let's think of some good questions for Dave.

[00:24:12] And we come back in the audience.

[00:24:14] You're goddamn spread eagle.

[00:24:19] I can spread eagle.

[00:24:21] Look, I can confirm this.

[00:24:22] That is the bird of America.

[00:24:25] Yeah, but do we-

[00:24:25] Do we see this or that?

[00:24:26] Yeah, they're sluts.

[00:24:28] Are they?

[00:24:28] They're whole work.

[00:24:29] No, I don't know that one.

[00:24:30] You know, I'm warming up now.

[00:24:31] I kind of want to stay.

[00:24:31] Stay.

[00:24:32] Come on.

[00:24:33] Stay there.

[00:24:33] Stay there.

[00:24:34] You know, I'm going to base this production off of an idol of mine.

[00:24:37] His name's Scott Rudin of a formerly massive Hollywood figure.

[00:24:45] Why is it formerly?

[00:24:47] Because he was very known, but kind of a, you know, not very talked about-

[00:24:54] He talked about-

[00:24:56] He would throw potatoes.

[00:24:58] That's what they say.

[00:24:59] I thought cell phones.

[00:25:00] No?

[00:25:01] I think he would throw anything in sight.

[00:25:03] So we had potatoes in his office?

[00:25:05] I guess.

[00:25:06] I think you got to reread that story.

[00:25:08] I think so.

[00:25:10] I heard of the potato.

[00:25:11] Yeah, it's certainly going to throw-

[00:25:12] It said a last temptation of Christ.

[00:25:13] It would throw potatoes at William Defoe's car to keep it hidden throughout-

[00:25:18] They were having fun.

[00:25:18] They were having fun over there.

[00:25:20] Yeah, it would swing forward and they would have to throw a potato at it

[00:25:22] to bounce it back into his asshole.

[00:25:25] And the entire movie, then they edited all the potatoes out in post.

[00:25:29] It was brilliant.

[00:25:30] Brilliant.

[00:25:31] Brilliant.

[00:25:31] Yeah.

[00:25:32] Harvey Keitel plays-

[00:25:35] I forget who-

[00:25:36] Pancha's pilot?

[00:25:38] Yeah, I think so.

[00:25:39] And he has red hair in it.

[00:25:41] Yeah.

[00:25:42] It's pretty insane.

[00:25:45] That's a good day.

[00:25:46] Have you ever been to Israel?

[00:25:51] Yeah.

[00:25:51] Yeah, have you been?

[00:25:52] No, I declined my birthright because they mistakenly-

[00:25:56] You're not Jewish.

[00:25:57] Yeah, it was a mistake.

[00:25:58] Yeah, you're Dutch and Irish?

[00:26:00] Yeah.

[00:26:01] Oh, nice.

[00:26:02] Have you been back to Ireland?

[00:26:05] Yeah, I have.

[00:26:06] Was you dead?

[00:26:07] No, my dad's just like a New Jersey Irish man.

[00:26:11] Yeah.

[00:26:12] Who'd you go back with?

[00:26:13] You're great.

[00:26:14] My Dutch family.

[00:26:15] Really?

[00:26:16] Yeah.

[00:26:16] What were they doing?

[00:26:17] Laughing?

[00:26:18] They own a farm.

[00:26:18] Laughing at those animals over there in Ireland.

[00:26:21] Does your Dutch family know about the term Dutch oven?

[00:26:25] Yeah, good question.

[00:26:26] Probably not.

[00:26:27] The Dutch don't know much at all.

[00:26:29] I don't understand why that's called the Dutch oven.

[00:26:31] Why not just a regular oven?

[00:26:35] Because I don't know.

[00:26:37] Yeah.

[00:26:37] Good question.

[00:26:38] Yeah.

[00:26:39] Dave?

[00:26:41] What?

[00:26:41] Have you ever asked your family that?

[00:26:43] Have you asked your family?

[00:26:44] My Dutch family?

[00:26:44] Yeah.

[00:26:44] When you told your family you met Willem Dafoe

[00:26:47] and then his favorite dog is the Greyhound.

[00:26:49] Mm-hmm.

[00:26:49] What was their reaction?

[00:26:51] The Dutch family?

[00:26:53] Yeah.

[00:26:54] They're like, who's Willem Dafoe?

[00:26:56] Really?

[00:26:56] That sounds Dutch to me.

[00:26:58] Willem Dafoe?

[00:26:59] Yeah.

[00:27:00] I don't think it's Dutch.

[00:27:01] Sounds like a little cuckoo clock named to me.

[00:27:03] Willem.

[00:27:04] Is your family collect cuckoo clocks or?

[00:27:05] Yeah, it is.

[00:27:06] Like, my family collects cuckoo clocks.

[00:27:09] Chubby cuckoo clocks.

[00:27:10] Yeah, yeah.

[00:27:11] Oh, fat birds.

[00:27:12] Fat birds.

[00:27:13] Yeah.

[00:27:14] Fat birds.

[00:27:14] I'm surprised they never had a cuckoo clock watch.

[00:27:17] Watch.

[00:27:18] That'd be cool.

[00:27:18] That'd be cool.

[00:27:19] That'd be cool.

[00:27:20] They come out and they dance.

[00:27:21] That'd be cool.

[00:27:21] How the fuck can they do this?

[00:27:23] They got it.

[00:27:23] Apple watches now, but we never got a cuckoo clock watch.

[00:27:26] Dave, could you get on that for the show?

[00:27:28] I'll get on that.

[00:27:29] Thanks, man.

[00:27:30] What the hell are the Dutch doing these days anyways?

[00:27:33] They're kind of like rednecks, no, a little bit.

[00:27:36] They're kind of racist, I've heard.

[00:27:38] Well, all Europeans are racist.

[00:27:40] Yeah.

[00:27:41] I don't know what the Dutch really do.

[00:27:43] They like a hard style techno.

[00:27:46] Yeah.

[00:27:46] They like turning in Anne Frank to the Nazis.

[00:27:50] They like legal prostitution.

[00:27:54] You ever engage with sex work?

[00:27:57] The Red Light District.

[00:27:59] Oh, just in general.

[00:28:00] Yeah.

[00:28:01] What the hell are they called that?

[00:28:02] The Red Light District.

[00:28:03] Yeah, what the hell are they?

[00:28:04] They're called the Green Rock District.

[00:28:06] Every other district's the Red Light.

[00:28:07] Every other district, stop.

[00:28:09] Don't have sex.

[00:28:09] Stop, don't have sex.

[00:28:10] Yeah.

[00:28:11] That's the one place that they go ahead now.

[00:28:14] Go, go, go.

[00:28:15] How do I do it?

[00:28:16] How do I do it?

[00:28:16] Let's have sex with whores.

[00:28:21] I'm just a dumb.

[00:28:22] And then, of course, the Yellow Light District.

[00:28:24] Yeah.

[00:28:25] You ever smoke marijuana in Amsterdam?

[00:28:29] Yeah, I have.

[00:28:29] And then go to Anne Frank's attic and you're like,

[00:28:32] whoa, I am too high for this.

[00:28:34] No, I've never went to Anne Frank's attic.

[00:28:39] It's always a very long line.

[00:28:40] And the line.

[00:28:41] I prefer the Van Gogh Museum.

[00:28:44] Van Gogh.

[00:28:47] Van Gogh.

[00:28:48] Yeah, you like it?

[00:28:49] Painter.

[00:28:51] So this guy cut his ear off for his girl.

[00:28:52] He did.

[00:28:53] Yeah.

[00:28:53] Why the hell do you do that?

[00:28:54] That would sporter line personality disorder, isn't it?

[00:28:57] Yeah, it's kind of female tendencies.

[00:28:59] It is.

[00:28:59] Yeah.

[00:29:00] He should have killed himself.

[00:29:01] Yeah.

[00:29:02] I think he did.

[00:29:03] Yeah, like a man.

[00:29:04] But earlier, before the ear thing.

[00:29:06] Yeah.

[00:29:07] The ear is like, look at me.

[00:29:08] Look at me.

[00:29:09] Mm-hmm.

[00:29:09] Mm-hmm.

[00:29:11] And it's like, we only know about the ear thing.

[00:29:12] Imagine all the other gay shit he did for this bitch.

[00:29:15] Oh my god.

[00:29:16] He's like, I ate all my paint.

[00:29:18] Who is?

[00:29:19] Because I hate you.

[00:29:21] Because you won't return my passenger pigeons or however the fuck they communicated back down.

[00:29:27] The pigeons.

[00:29:27] Yeah.

[00:29:28] They did.

[00:29:28] You wouldn't send the passenger pigeon back to me after.

[00:29:31] With an ear in it.

[00:29:32] Yeah.

[00:29:32] Let's put that in.

[00:29:33] After I pigeoned you.

[00:29:35] Hey, it's 3am after threatening to kill myself in front of your apartment.

[00:29:39] Yeah, like nothing's wrong.

[00:29:40] Yeah.

[00:29:40] Like you didn't just have a fucking full manic breakdown in my apartment.

[00:29:44] Whoops.

[00:29:44] Whoops.

[00:29:45] Hi.

[00:29:46] What's up?

[00:29:46] Mm-hmm.

[00:29:47] What's van mean in Dutch?

[00:29:50] I don't know, but it's in front of every last name.

[00:29:52] Yeah.

[00:29:53] Van,

[00:29:54] Piercy,

[00:29:55] Van.

[00:29:56] Van Buhan.

[00:29:57] Van Lewan.

[00:29:58] Oh, it's Van Halen.

[00:29:59] Van Halen.

[00:30:01] Yeah.

[00:30:02] I think it, yeah.

[00:30:03] It's a Germanic thing.

[00:30:05] Was it me, Gramp?

[00:30:06] Sondove?

[00:30:07] Grampa?

[00:30:07] Yeah.

[00:30:08] Not sure.

[00:30:10] Not sure.

[00:30:12] So, um, that was a good question, though.

[00:30:14] Okay.

[00:30:15] It's kind of fun, Blue.

[00:30:16] Where do you want to, where do you see yourself in 10 years?

[00:30:19] I see myself as the, um, the penis tucker.

[00:30:22] The penis tucker.

[00:30:25] Out of me.

[00:30:25] CVS.

[00:30:26] The penis tucker.

[00:30:27] Yeah.

[00:30:28] It's surprising Tucker Carlson is so transphobic for someone named Tucker.

[00:30:31] Mm-hmm.

[00:30:32] It's true.

[00:30:33] That's probably why he is.

[00:30:34] Because everyone's judging his ass.

[00:30:36] His penis tucker growing up.

[00:30:37] Yeah.

[00:30:38] Cause I'm he's talking.

[00:30:39] I'm not talking.

[00:30:40] Yeah.

[00:30:40] I'm not talking.

[00:30:42] I don't talk my penis.

[00:30:43] And also, he used to be a bow tie guy,

[00:30:46] but that's exactly how like.

[00:30:48] How they tie the penis.

[00:30:49] How F to M's dress.

[00:30:51] They dress kind of like a tucker.

[00:30:52] Like Bruno Mars.

[00:30:53] Like a Bruno Mars style.

[00:30:54] Yeah.

[00:30:55] Yeah, yeah.

[00:30:55] Uptown funk.

[00:30:57] Uptown funk with Tucker Carlson.

[00:31:01] Did he say anything about this nightclub shooting?

[00:31:03] He did.

[00:31:04] What did he say?

[00:31:04] He said that they were politicizing deaths of American citizens.

[00:31:11] Yeah.

[00:31:11] The Democrats will never fail to politicize.

[00:31:15] The bodies weren't even cold yet.

[00:31:17] Yeah.

[00:31:18] That's kind of how it goes every time these things happen.

[00:31:21] Right.

[00:31:22] So what did you think about the shooting?

[00:31:25] It was tragic.

[00:31:26] Yeah.

[00:31:26] Do you ever have a like a like a something pop off at your school

[00:31:31] in New Jersey growing up?

[00:31:32] A lot of steroids being used.

[00:31:38] They nothing like.

[00:31:39] So it was a trans high school.

[00:31:40] It was a trans high school.

[00:31:43] It was a jock.

[00:31:44] It like very, you know, football jock jockey thing.

[00:31:47] That sounds like grooming to me.

[00:31:50] Giving kids steroids.

[00:31:51] That's fucked up.

[00:31:52] Yeah.

[00:31:53] All this grooming discourse is very funny.

[00:31:56] Yeah.

[00:31:56] Because it's not it's just that now everyone's accusing each other

[00:31:59] of being pedophiles.

[00:32:00] So I'll just regular people.

[00:32:02] They're like, oh, the trans people are pedophiles.

[00:32:03] And then they say, oh, well, what about conservatives

[00:32:06] and the love of toddlers and tiara?

[00:32:09] Which no, literally I see that online.

[00:32:11] Is that real?

[00:32:12] Yeah.

[00:32:12] And it's like, do conservatives love toddlers and tiara's?

[00:32:18] I didn't know.

[00:32:19] I wasn't aware, but yeah.

[00:32:22] Fair point.

[00:32:23] I guess it.

[00:32:23] I mean, it is definitely like.

[00:32:26] Isn't that a television show?

[00:32:27] Yeah, Dave.

[00:32:28] You should know you work in television.

[00:32:31] Yeah, I do now.

[00:32:33] You know, they should have a show where they just put a tiara

[00:32:35] and willow him to foes penis and parade him around a stage.

[00:32:39] Little Miss Princess.

[00:32:40] In front of children.

[00:32:41] And it's a fundraiser for Kamala Harris.

[00:32:44] Oh, man.

[00:32:45] Kamala's she's not doing too well, huh?

[00:32:48] No, but the groomer thing's funny because it's like,

[00:32:50] it's kind of the same thing that happened with the Me Too movement.

[00:32:53] Where like very powerful people are raping other slightly less powerful people.

[00:33:01] It's a problem in the entertainment industry at the highest level.

[00:33:04] And then somehow they fucking just hoodwink everyone to be like, actually, it's you.

[00:33:08] It's everyone else's problem.

[00:33:10] It's society, not fucking the head of Viacom.

[00:33:14] That's who's doing it.

[00:33:15] It's all of us.

[00:33:16] And then it becomes this big thing where we're canceling some dickhead that works at

[00:33:21] fucking Red Lobster for winking at a customer.

[00:33:24] Is that happening?

[00:33:25] Yeah.

[00:33:25] Well, maybe not that example in particular, but it became this thing where they just,

[00:33:30] you know, the regular people become the whipping boy for this,

[00:33:37] you know, indiscretion by powerful people.

[00:33:40] And then, you know, same thing.

[00:33:42] Epstein.

[00:33:43] And then the Gee Lane trial.

[00:33:45] A regular guy.

[00:33:46] Well, no, we find out that.

[00:33:47] Regular Joe.

[00:33:48] Every famous person is a pedophile that went to a pedophile island to rape children.

[00:33:53] Nothing comes to that.

[00:33:55] And now a year later, every regular person is accusing the other type of regular person

[00:34:00] of being a pedophile groomer.

[00:34:05] That sounds smart.

[00:34:06] I don't know.

[00:34:07] I don't know how they do it.

[00:34:08] I don't know how they manage to do this.

[00:34:09] Is everyone getting accused of being a pedophile?

[00:34:12] Kind of.

[00:34:12] I mean, like, that red lobster.

[00:34:14] Yeah, you have fucking, you have, you know, they're just calling gay people and

[00:34:18] trans people a pedophile.

[00:34:19] Yeah.

[00:34:19] And then they're countering and saying, actually, it's, it's Tim Poole is the pedophile.

[00:34:24] Really?

[00:34:24] When in reality, probably none of these people are pedophiles, maybe like 5% of them.

[00:34:28] But who, the community where there is 100% pedophilia is fucking,

[00:34:35] the people that went to fucking Epstein's island.

[00:34:37] Oh, I thought you were going to.

[00:34:37] Is the CEO of Red Lobster.

[00:34:39] Say a different community.

[00:34:40] The guy that said, I want a different kind to end Le Shrimp on Epstein's island.

[00:34:48] Yeah.

[00:34:50] I mean, to me, it just seems like a couple famous people got canceled.

[00:34:55] And then there are a ton of people that are probably still raping and it never stopped.

[00:35:00] Yeah, certainly, but it's in the entertainment industry.

[00:35:02] Yeah, but they're probably people in like finance that rape all the time.

[00:35:05] No one cares because they're not famous.

[00:35:07] Yeah, but they're still like power.

[00:35:09] Yeah, never mind.

[00:35:09] Whatever.

[00:35:10] The point's lost on you.

[00:35:11] Yeah, don't worry.

[00:35:12] Did I miss the point?

[00:35:13] I think so.

[00:35:14] Yeah.

[00:35:15] But you think everyone at Red Lobster is getting accused of being a pedophile these days.

[00:35:19] Yeah, basically.

[00:35:20] I don't think that's happened.

[00:35:21] Half the people that work at Red Lobster trans in the other half are Ben Shapiro.

[00:35:25] I haven't been in a while.

[00:35:26] Yeah.

[00:35:26] I'm a long John Silver's man.

[00:35:29] Are you actually?

[00:35:30] No, I haven't been there in a while.

[00:35:31] I love long-gone silver's.

[00:35:33] So good.

[00:35:33] The cheese biscuits?

[00:35:34] The best?

[00:35:35] No, that's Red Lobster.

[00:35:36] The best thing is they just give you just garbage from the fryer for free is extra in your meal.

[00:35:41] Just crispies?

[00:35:42] Yeah.

[00:35:43] Really?

[00:35:43] Yeah.

[00:35:44] That's nice.

[00:35:45] Yeah.

[00:35:45] That's very generous of them.

[00:35:47] Love long-gone silver's.

[00:35:48] Have you been there today?

[00:35:49] No.

[00:35:51] No, I haven't.

[00:35:52] I want the audience to love you.

[00:35:53] Like they love us.

[00:35:56] You haven't been there in a while.

[00:35:57] Well, I just need you to lie.

[00:35:59] I need to make yourself seem great.

[00:36:01] Like talk about you were at the subway the other day.

[00:36:04] You saw a child fall on the tracks.

[00:36:07] You jumped down.

[00:36:08] You threw it.

[00:36:08] You got to ask him these.

[00:36:10] That's how an interview works.

[00:36:11] You can't just tell him to make people.

[00:36:13] We're grooming Adam here.

[00:36:14] What's that?

[00:36:14] We're grooming Adam.

[00:36:15] Man of 35.

[00:36:17] You're giving him that grooming me.

[00:36:19] Just being an interviewer.

[00:36:21] What's the most brave thing you ever did?

[00:36:23] You know that?

[00:36:24] This.

[00:36:25] 9-11.

[00:36:27] And then 9-11.

[00:36:28] Yeah.

[00:36:28] What?

[00:36:29] Him and Muhammad Ahta.

[00:36:32] And then boys.

[00:36:35] And boys.

[00:36:36] And boys.

[00:36:37] Maybe that's the line in Down With The Sickness.

[00:36:40] Because Muhammad Ahta.

[00:36:42] Maybe we're saying and we misheard it.

[00:36:44] That's true.

[00:36:45] And the sickness is...

[00:36:48] Western culture.

[00:36:49] Yeah.

[00:36:50] Yeah.

[00:36:52] Corrupt Western Judeo-Christian culture.

[00:36:56] You're a practicing Muslim.

[00:36:59] Corrected?

[00:36:59] Yes, I am.

[00:37:02] Nice.

[00:37:03] Hello Akbar.

[00:37:04] You don't ever believe that I had a cab driver last night.

[00:37:08] And he was Muslim.

[00:37:09] Really?

[00:37:10] Yeah.

[00:37:11] See, you see him everywhere these days.

[00:37:12] Yeah, can you believe that?

[00:37:13] Yeah.

[00:37:14] You know what?

[00:37:14] It's like we're not mad at them anymore.

[00:37:17] After 9-11, everyone was mad.

[00:37:18] Scab driver was great last night.

[00:37:20] He's like, I pick you up because I see you look like nice guy.

[00:37:22] White guy, no problem.

[00:37:23] I'm gonna pick you up.

[00:37:25] He just like slipped it in there.

[00:37:26] And he's like, you know...

[00:37:27] He's pro white.

[00:37:27] Yeah, bro.

[00:37:28] He's pro white.

[00:37:29] He didn't even kept feeling that.

[00:37:31] And I was like, yeah, totally.

[00:37:32] I just managed to be like, sure.

[00:37:34] You know, no matter what he said.

[00:37:36] He's like, you know, but you drive around,

[00:37:37] you see people like a Jew, no black people, no pickup.

[00:37:41] You know?

[00:37:43] Yeah.

[00:37:43] And I'm like, yeah, that's probably not good to do that.

[00:37:47] You know?

[00:37:48] I mean, I barely push back at all.

[00:37:50] But what are you gonna do?

[00:37:51] Teach him a lesson?

[00:37:52] No, I just get your ride.

[00:37:54] No, I just would, you know, you should say like...

[00:37:56] And also remember a couple of choice lines for your pocket.

[00:37:59] All right, exactly.

[00:38:00] And then, but then he maybe realized I wasn't on board.

[00:38:03] And he was like, no, no, I like everybody.

[00:38:05] I'm Muslim.

[00:38:06] And I'm like, is that the reputation you think you guys have?

[00:38:09] And you like everybody?

[00:38:12] That's it.

[00:38:13] This guy wakes up in the morning and he's like, well,

[00:38:15] one thing I know about myself in the world is when people find out I'm a Muslim,

[00:38:18] they assume I like everybody.

[00:38:20] Yeah.

[00:38:20] When you're here, your family, Muslim.

[00:38:23] When you're here, your family.

[00:38:25] The olive skin garden.

[00:38:26] The olive skin garden.

[00:38:29] You've seen this shit that they're making in Saudi Arabia, the line?

[00:38:33] No, what is that?

[00:38:34] They're making a city, Neom.

[00:38:36] Yeah, I saw that.

[00:38:37] Yeah.

[00:38:37] It's just a 40 mile long line with different little zones for like,

[00:38:46] you can like walk to shit in five minutes.

[00:38:48] I heard that anyone that's opposing me.

[00:38:49] It's a building on its side.

[00:38:51] I heard that anyone that's opposing it

[00:38:53] are like somewhat disappearing or something.

[00:38:56] That's how everything works in Saudi Arabia.

[00:38:58] Yeah.

[00:38:58] Yeah.

[00:38:59] Yeah.

[00:38:59] Like you can't oppose the line.

[00:39:01] You can't oppose anything over there.

[00:39:03] Yeah.

[00:39:03] Yeah.

[00:39:03] Yeah.

[00:39:05] Okay, well, boys, thank you for having me.

[00:39:07] I'm going to...

[00:39:08] What are you going to do?

[00:39:09] I'm going to go send some emails.

[00:39:10] Email.

[00:39:10] Email.

[00:39:11] You want to come back at the end of the episode maybe?

[00:39:14] Sure.

[00:39:14] Sure.

[00:39:15] I have to do something kind of urgently though.

[00:39:17] What do you have to do?

[00:39:18] Poop?

[00:39:19] No.

[00:39:19] No.

[00:39:21] That shouldn't be me that day.

[00:39:23] Yeah, I don't know why you're thinking.

[00:39:24] It's a good guy.

[00:39:25] Because I was always like the lowest engine on the totem pole.

[00:39:29] Yeah.

[00:39:29] No, I found Dave.

[00:39:30] He's so sweet.

[00:39:31] What's the lowest engine on the totem pole?

[00:39:34] It's just saying.

[00:39:35] It's an expression.

[00:39:36] No.

[00:39:36] I haven't heard that before.

[00:39:37] Yeah, I haven't heard it.

[00:39:38] Uh-oh.

[00:39:39] That's also racial slurs, isn't it?

[00:39:41] That's the weirdest ratio.

[00:39:42] Because a lot of racial slurs are just a dumb guy,

[00:39:44] not like trying his best to pronounce the right word.

[00:39:48] You know what I mean?

[00:39:48] Yeah.

[00:39:49] Like somebody was like, these are Negroes in this guy's like,

[00:39:52] I'll try to say it.

[00:39:54] And then that's how we got it.

[00:39:56] Is that how it started?

[00:39:57] Yeah.

[00:39:57] Well, that's just a mispronunciation.

[00:39:59] Yeah, he's just a stupid guy.

[00:40:01] And they're like, this guy must be racist because he's a moron.

[00:40:05] Yeah.

[00:40:06] You know what, but it's catchy.

[00:40:09] We're going to keep going with it.

[00:40:11] Well, I told you how kike started, no?

[00:40:13] Well, I know already.

[00:40:14] Yeah.

[00:40:15] We made it up.

[00:40:16] Yeah.

[00:40:17] German juice.

[00:40:17] I think that's in the power broker.

[00:40:19] It's in the first 15 pages that I have read of the power broker.

[00:40:24] You should read it, dude.

[00:40:25] You'd like it.

[00:40:26] I can't get through that shit, dude.

[00:40:27] Why?

[00:40:28] Too much.

[00:40:30] Too many words.

[00:40:31] What are you going to do instead?

[00:40:33] I don't know if I'm going to watch the first 15 minutes of a movie.

[00:40:36] Dude, I don't stop movies.

[00:40:38] You know that.

[00:40:38] Yeah, you just got on the phone.

[00:40:39] And don't shit on me.

[00:40:40] You watch three movies over and over again.

[00:40:43] They're way better movies out there.

[00:40:46] Not for me.

[00:40:47] I know.

[00:40:47] I kind of like that, actually.

[00:40:49] I take it back.

[00:40:50] That style is pretty cool.

[00:40:51] Yeah.

[00:40:51] Just being like, I know it's like going to a restaurant and being like,

[00:40:54] that's the thing I ordered.

[00:40:55] I have an emotional relationship with the movies.

[00:40:57] Yeah, that's true.

[00:40:58] Do you get something new from the assassination of Jesse James every time?

[00:41:02] Yeah, literally.

[00:41:03] Really?

[00:41:03] Yeah.

[00:41:04] You learn something.

[00:41:05] Yeah, the contours of the artwork.

[00:41:08] I appreciate it.

[00:41:09] What did you get last time?

[00:41:10] I sink into it.

[00:41:11] I don't know.

[00:41:11] I fell asleep maybe 10 minutes in.

[00:41:12] Yeah, because you've only seen the first 15 minutes.

[00:41:15] No, that's not true.

[00:41:16] That's true.

[00:41:17] Let's move on.

[00:41:17] You're a lightweight.

[00:41:19] You're like, Jeb.

[00:41:21] Let's move on.

[00:41:22] We have to.

[00:41:23] Bush.

[00:41:24] Oh.

[00:41:24] Remember, he said he was a lightweight.

[00:41:27] Did he?

[00:41:27] But he's clearly the fattest of the bushes.

[00:41:29] I know.

[00:41:30] Trump really got that one wrong, but it's still hit.

[00:41:33] What did he say?

[00:41:34] He said, Jeb is lightweight.

[00:41:35] Oh.

[00:41:36] During the primaries.

[00:41:38] Then everyone, it was like an an one mix.

[00:41:40] Everyone was like, oh.

[00:41:44] Yeah.

[00:41:45] You ever have a dream where, you know,

[00:41:48] like hundreds of Black people are reacting to something you've said?

[00:41:51] No.

[00:41:52] Like an an one mix tape, so.

[00:41:54] No, you have that dream?

[00:41:55] No.

[00:41:55] I haven't.

[00:41:56] It's like a fantasy.

[00:41:57] Yeah.

[00:41:57] I haven't.

[00:41:57] It's a daydream.

[00:41:58] I've never had that dream.

[00:42:00] I was just wondering if you.

[00:42:01] It's weird that they call them daydream.

[00:42:03] It's not a dream at all.

[00:42:04] It's just you thinking about something.

[00:42:06] Yeah.

[00:42:06] They're like, oh, that's a dream.

[00:42:07] If it's a pleasant thought, so you must be on the subconscious.

[00:42:11] But you're not in the world.

[00:42:12] Like, it is kind of like a dream, though.

[00:42:14] You're not interacting with the world around you.

[00:42:20] Okay.

[00:42:21] You disagree?

[00:42:23] Well, obviously, yeah.

[00:42:24] I mean, I stated my thesis and then you said no.

[00:42:27] Oh, actually, yes, I ended up potentially.

[00:42:30] I don't know.

[00:42:30] It's your show.

[00:42:31] This shows about an exchange of ideas.

[00:42:33] Yeah.

[00:42:33] In topics and debate.

[00:42:36] Yeah.

[00:42:36] And everyone knows to win a debate, you just say no.

[00:42:39] Yeah.

[00:42:39] Yeah, that's true.

[00:42:40] Yeah, that's true.

[00:42:42] So anyway, what was I going to say?

[00:42:48] How was your?

[00:42:51] I shouldn't have been so mean that Dave.

[00:42:54] Huh?

[00:42:55] I shouldn't have been so mean that Dave.

[00:42:56] Were you mean?

[00:42:57] You felt mean?

[00:42:57] I felt like we brought him on the podcast.

[00:42:59] He's like, you know what?

[00:43:01] You asked him to.

[00:43:03] He said he was down.

[00:43:05] Okay.

[00:43:05] But he was going to be like, Dave, my name is Dave.

[00:43:08] I'm really excited.

[00:43:09] We got a lot of great shit cooking here.

[00:43:11] And what way were you mean?

[00:43:14] I don't know.

[00:43:14] It was just kind of bullying.

[00:43:16] Yeah.

[00:43:16] He's a great guy.

[00:43:18] Yeah.

[00:43:19] You feel as if you bullied him?

[00:43:21] It was not full bullying, but it was rude.

[00:43:23] It was publicly rude.

[00:43:24] In what regard?

[00:43:26] Like being snide, snarky.

[00:43:29] Okay.

[00:43:29] Yeah.

[00:43:30] Do you feel like you want to move away from that behavior in general or?

[00:43:35] Yeah.

[00:43:35] Do you think it's an essential part of your personality?

[00:43:37] Or at least your public persona?

[00:43:39] It's not essential.

[00:43:40] No, it's not essential.

[00:43:41] Yeah.

[00:43:41] I'm sick of everyone.

[00:43:43] Like I walk.

[00:43:43] Do you feel like this is a fundamental change you need to make in yourself?

[00:43:46] Or do you think it's just a surface level rebranding?

[00:43:49] No, come on.

[00:43:51] I'm not so superficial, Nick.

[00:43:53] Well, everybody is.

[00:43:55] At least everybody.

[00:43:56] Not that.

[00:43:56] Everybody that has to do this, you have to engage in...

[00:43:59] Superficial.

[00:43:59] ...a public display.

[00:44:01] So it's by its nature, superficial.

[00:44:04] I'm just sick of like walking into a place and everyone's like,

[00:44:07] oh, here comes the bitch.

[00:44:09] Do you think you'd have more happiness?

[00:44:10] Here comes the devil, where's Prada.

[00:44:11] Do you think you'd have more happiness or less happiness in your life?

[00:44:14] If there was more synchronicity between your private interactions in your public ones?

[00:44:22] Less.

[00:44:23] Less happiness?

[00:44:23] Yeah, there has to be a wall.

[00:44:24] Why?

[00:44:24] Because you're too...

[00:44:25] There has to be a wall.

[00:44:26] No, there has to be a wall.

[00:44:27] There has to be a divide.

[00:44:28] That's what I mean.

[00:44:29] You feel exposed.

[00:44:30] No, it's not about exposure.

[00:44:32] It's about the fact that you can just...

[00:44:35] It's a losing strategy, I think.

[00:44:40] But you keep talking about strategy in walls.

[00:44:43] You're using the language.

[00:44:44] No, don't.

[00:44:44] Defense.

[00:44:45] It's not...

[00:44:47] Well, yeah, I guess it is kind of military.

[00:44:49] Yeah.

[00:44:50] No, no, what I'm saying is, yeah, there has to be kind of a separation of church and state there.

[00:44:55] Church and state.

[00:44:56] Well, it was not that literally.

[00:44:59] Which one would be church and which one would be the state?

[00:45:01] I think the public is the state and the private is the church.

[00:45:06] Is it church?

[00:45:07] Yeah, the private is the spiritual.

[00:45:09] But both of these are sort of top-down institutions.

[00:45:13] They're systems of authority.

[00:45:14] So church in an abstract sense, in an abstract sense.

[00:45:18] Yeah, your connection with your community and your loved ones.

[00:45:22] Your friends, family.

[00:45:23] Well, you don't really need to expose those things.

[00:45:25] I just mean in terms of your disposition, maybe if there was more of an overlap.

[00:45:30] Yeah.

[00:45:31] You think that...

[00:45:32] Wait, so that you could perform less personality-wise,

[00:45:36] doesn't necessarily mean that you have to expose your personal life in the material sense.

[00:45:42] I know what you're saying.

[00:45:44] Yeah.

[00:45:44] Right.

[00:45:45] But I think that there is still...

[00:45:48] There is still is a significance there.

[00:45:50] If Adam on the show,

[00:45:51] right.

[00:45:52] If Adam off Mike just in terms of...

[00:45:54] How do you do yourself?

[00:45:56] What do you mean?

[00:45:56] Right.

[00:45:59] In terms of your personal and your public personal life.

[00:46:02] I think they're pretty much synced up entirely.

[00:46:04] Well, that's a mic and I'll go right back to look.

[00:46:06] I mean, he said it.

[00:46:07] I'm sitting in the car doing Asian ladies' school bus love to myself.

[00:46:12] Mm-hmm.

[00:46:13] You know?

[00:46:13] Yeah.

[00:46:14] You're about that business.

[00:46:18] I don't know if it's a business.

[00:46:19] It's not business.

[00:46:20] You're living out loud.

[00:46:21] That's just who I am.

[00:46:22] Yeah.

[00:46:22] I'm a big loud messy bitch.

[00:46:24] I don't care.

[00:46:26] I don't give a damn.

[00:46:27] Who knows it?

[00:46:28] You know what I mean?

[00:46:29] So you're saying that I should embrace

[00:46:32] being kind of a Meryl Streep Devil Wears Prada

[00:46:35] where I should retreat?

[00:46:36] But that's not.

[00:46:37] That's the performance.

[00:46:38] You're saying that that is a...

[00:46:40] We need to get back to the Adam that says dead ass

[00:46:43] with 100% sincerity the first time he...

[00:46:45] Your fault, my friend.

[00:46:47] You bred that out of me.

[00:46:49] Well, I can take it back.

[00:46:51] We'll do it.

[00:46:51] We'll explore it here on the end.

[00:46:52] Encourage me right now.

[00:46:55] Consider this my encouragement.

[00:46:57] You should do that more.

[00:46:58] Is that cap?

[00:46:59] Are you capping?

[00:47:00] Less snark?

[00:47:01] More.

[00:47:02] Juissance.

[00:47:05] This shows all about Juissance now.

[00:47:07] I don't know what that word means.

[00:47:09] No one knows what it means.

[00:47:10] Some people do.

[00:47:11] No they don't.

[00:47:12] Fluorates.

[00:47:12] Oh yeah, probably.

[00:47:14] Yeah.

[00:47:14] He's done his homework.

[00:47:15] Yeah, yeah.

[00:47:16] Matt Christmas.

[00:47:17] He took a look at his life and he said,

[00:47:18] look, I'm 47 years old.

[00:47:20] I'm the shittiest comedian in the world.

[00:47:23] I got to figure out how to be a better comedian.

[00:47:26] And he took his joke notebook

[00:47:29] and threw it in the trash.

[00:47:31] And he said, the way to become a better comedian

[00:47:34] is by getting fucking shit house drunk

[00:47:37] and going to the library.

[00:47:39] Yeah.

[00:47:39] And look at him now.

[00:47:41] Juissance city, that guy.

[00:47:44] He's a Titan.

[00:47:45] Yeah.

[00:47:45] Yeah.

[00:47:46] A Titan of Juissance.

[00:47:47] A Titan.

[00:47:47] Yeah.

[00:47:49] Critics are calling him a Titan of Juissance.

[00:47:54] Wait, so I feel like there was a compliment brewing, right?

[00:47:59] If you're saying, if you're encouraging me to have more of an authentic effect.

[00:48:03] You want to be real?

[00:48:04] Yeah.

[00:48:05] Yeah.

[00:48:05] I think it's a compliment.

[00:48:06] No, because I think it does,

[00:48:08] obviously, you know, you need to be guarded.

[00:48:10] You're just saying, you're just saying, you're just a good guy.

[00:48:12] Look, you don't.

[00:48:13] Just be a good guy.

[00:48:13] Exactly.

[00:48:14] You don't need.

[00:48:14] That's very nice, Nick.

[00:48:15] Yeah, you don't need to look.

[00:48:16] At first, I thought I would.

[00:48:17] I'd stream you and your girlfriend holding hands in Long Island.

[00:48:20] Obviously, you keep doing that.

[00:48:21] A life private.

[00:48:22] Yeah.

[00:48:23] But in terms of, you know, you can just be at it.

[00:48:26] Just a nice, good guy.

[00:48:27] Yeah.

[00:48:28] Well, you think I've been a bit.

[00:48:29] Details, that you can maintain.

[00:48:31] So what you're saying is I've been a bitch too much recently.

[00:48:34] Uh, no, you know, I think it comes from fear, mostly.

[00:48:39] Fear that the episode might be bad or the show in general.

[00:48:42] So you default to what's safe,

[00:48:45] which is just snark.

[00:48:47] But there's a performance aspect to a podcast.

[00:48:50] There is, but you, I'm telling you this, regular you is more entertaining and funnier than snark.

[00:48:57] No, no, no, no, that's an insult.

[00:49:00] It's not a problem.

[00:49:00] There was a compliment, a compliment.

[00:49:02] I'm saying you're adding an additional layer that's a backhanded compliment.

[00:49:05] It's not a backhanded compliment.

[00:49:06] I'm saying that you're adding an additional layer that's unnecessary.

[00:49:09] Of being meaner day.

[00:49:11] Oh, no, I guess so present.

[00:49:14] Maybe that would have been it.

[00:49:15] What?

[00:49:15] Present, maybe that would have an answer.

[00:49:17] Just this.

[00:49:19] I'm just talking to you right now.

[00:49:21] Okay.

[00:49:21] All right.

[00:49:22] But we're not talking like we normally talk, right?

[00:49:26] But I'm just like making fun of like mentally handicapped people in my family and stuff when

[00:49:31] we're normally talking.

[00:49:32] Yeah, well, that, those are things you might want to edit.

[00:49:35] Yeah, I can't do that in public, but those are the things that make us laugh.

[00:49:39] Mm-hmm.

[00:49:39] You know, so I guess, you know what?

[00:49:44] I appreciate the...

[00:49:47] Eventually you're going to have to interview people.

[00:49:49] Yeah, I can interview people.

[00:49:50] And the core of that is going to be establishing some kind of like emotional connection, right?

[00:49:56] And naturally you're a very charismatic person.

[00:49:58] You can get people to open up and talk.

[00:50:01] That's not going to happen if you're asking like snarky questions about Kanye.

[00:50:03] I've been thinking about this a lot though, right?

[00:50:06] So like you have like a Marin, right?

[00:50:09] Marin is so like self-absorbed, right?

[00:50:12] It makes everything about himself.

[00:50:14] Yeah.

[00:50:14] That it kind of disarms a guest, right?

[00:50:18] And then by accident, it kind of makes him a good interviewer.

[00:50:22] Although I haven't listened to WTF in years.

[00:50:24] He was also just the first podcast.

[00:50:26] It kind of was the first podcast.

[00:50:27] He's the Ford Model T.

[00:50:30] He saw Ford Model T driving down the road right now.

[00:50:33] You'd say that's the gayest car I've ever seen in my life.

[00:50:36] Well, it'd be kind of him, too.

[00:50:38] What?

[00:50:38] It'd be kind of him.

[00:50:40] No.

[00:50:40] What if a cool guy was driving up though?

[00:50:42] No, but you know what I got into?

[00:50:44] Is like cool herses?

[00:50:46] Yeah.

[00:50:47] Like Spanish herses or Japanese herses?

[00:50:51] They know how to find them.

[00:50:52] They're fast.

[00:50:52] They're fast.

[00:50:52] They die over there.

[00:50:52] No, they just look cool.

[00:50:54] Go look up like Franco-Spain era herses.

[00:50:59] Were they like decked?

[00:51:01] Very ornate.

[00:51:01] Yeah, very creepy looking.

[00:51:04] In America, it's like a stretch and Lincoln town car.

[00:51:07] Yeah, they don't even use that anymore.

[00:51:09] They don't?

[00:51:10] Yeah, I don't know what town car hasn't been made for now,

[00:51:13] almost what, 14 years?

[00:51:15] My apologies.

[00:51:16] Well, I'm sad about it.

[00:51:19] Wait, let's go back to the subject of interviewing.

[00:51:22] Yeah.

[00:51:23] Well, it makes a host a good host.

[00:51:25] Rogen, his style is that he is very amenable to any theory that's presented.

[00:51:33] He's a sponge.

[00:51:34] Right.

[00:51:34] Yeah.

[00:51:35] And then that disarmed-

[00:51:36] There's like a sopping wet sponge.

[00:51:38] And then that disharms like a sponge in an efficiency apartment that,

[00:51:42] you know, like a poor person doesn't know that you need to buy new sponges.

[00:51:46] Yeah.

[00:51:46] They get it.

[00:51:46] They move in.

[00:51:47] I hate that.

[00:51:48] Do you?

[00:51:48] I hate like a sponge that's too old.

[00:51:50] Full disclosure.

[00:51:51] I go to Costco.

[00:51:52] I use a sponge for like a fucking year.

[00:51:55] That's your style.

[00:51:56] I just, I'm lazy.

[00:51:57] Go to Costco, dude.

[00:51:59] And then do one.

[00:52:00] Then I don't know when to-

[00:52:01] Then I start using a sponge every day.

[00:52:03] And that's too much.

[00:52:04] I didn't even know you were supposed to wash your sheets once a week.

[00:52:07] Did you do- Did you know that too?

[00:52:08] My parents, yeah.

[00:52:10] Growing up they would-

[00:52:11] I wash my sheets.

[00:52:12] First of all, I didn't have a bed until two weeks ago.

[00:52:14] So every- No, I have a girlfriend now, so I have to do it more.

[00:52:17] But I'd say it's every like three weeks, two or three weeks.

[00:52:20] Yeah, never in my life.

[00:52:21] Once every six months maybe.

[00:52:23] I mean it.

[00:52:24] Trash.

[00:52:25] I mean, I just didn't know.

[00:52:26] Yeah.

[00:52:26] Yeah.

[00:52:27] Yeah.

[00:52:27] Um, okay.

[00:52:29] So those are two effective styles of interviewing.

[00:52:34] Right.

[00:52:34] Yeah.

[00:52:36] But those are like things that seem kind of accidental.

[00:52:41] They're not like so like calculated.

[00:52:43] Right.

[00:52:44] So in what you're saying, right,

[00:52:47] there has to be like a deliberate effort to make an emotional appeal to another human.

[00:52:52] No, no, I'm saying the exact opposite.

[00:52:54] What do you say?

[00:52:55] That you need to remove the effort and just become more like comfortable just being you

[00:53:00] and talking to people because your very care is manic.

[00:53:02] Yeah, but so then why-

[00:53:03] Why is it a research department required then?

[00:53:08] Because you're not there yet and they need, uh, well, obviously,

[00:53:11] because look, if we bring somebody on, you're not going to read their book

[00:53:14] or watch their movie or listen to their music.

[00:53:17] I'd watch a movie, man.

[00:53:18] Or know their name even.

[00:53:19] I'll listen to them music.

[00:53:21] Okay.

[00:53:22] That's easy.

[00:53:23] I'm a book.

[00:53:23] That's important.

[00:53:24] If you want, we can fire the research department.

[00:53:26] We don't have to fire him yet.

[00:53:27] We haven't yet.

[00:53:28] Everybody has researchers.

[00:53:30] Yeah.

[00:53:30] There's not a single interviewer that doesn't.

[00:53:33] But if we have like Ben Bernanke here, I'm not going to know about interest rates.

[00:53:38] And I have to read like a one sheet about that.

[00:53:40] Yes.

[00:53:42] So that's not emotional though.

[00:53:44] Yeah, but it's a good start.

[00:53:45] You want like a-

[00:53:46] That's a launching point yourself.

[00:53:47] Yes.

[00:53:48] So there's no-

[00:53:49] Is this interesting for the audience?

[00:53:50] I hope so.

[00:53:51] I don't care.

[00:53:52] I don't really care about that.

[00:53:53] I don't give a shit.

[00:53:54] Yeah.

[00:53:56] I know, I appreciate what you're saying right now.

[00:53:59] Yeah.

[00:54:00] It's not mean.

[00:54:02] It's not mean.

[00:54:02] It's not mean.

[00:54:03] No.

[00:54:04] You just need to be more comfortable.

[00:54:07] I am comfortable.

[00:54:08] I was like treating Dave like a real guest.

[00:54:11] I was treating Dave like we're in a frat.

[00:54:12] If you were-

[00:54:13] We just hired Dave.

[00:54:14] If you were.

[00:54:15] And I'm like, hey, what's up?

[00:54:16] Like-

[00:54:16] If you were-

[00:54:16] And he has a stupid nickname.

[00:54:17] And we're like, what's up, you know, bitchface or something.

[00:54:20] If you were more comfortable, you wouldn't be defensive right now.

[00:54:23] Comfortable or not?

[00:54:24] What?

[00:54:24] Just comfortable just doing the Adam Freeland show.

[00:54:27] I am comfortable.

[00:54:28] I'm making it the Adam Freeland show for real.

[00:54:29] Well-

[00:54:31] Right now it is quote unquote the Adam Freeland show.

[00:54:36] You want it for real?

[00:54:37] We want the Adam Freeland show.

[00:54:39] That's right.

[00:54:39] You're a really good friend, honestly.

[00:54:42] I mean, this is me talking as a producer.

[00:54:45] No, but-

[00:54:45] This isn't even a-

[00:54:46] This is just-

[00:54:46] It's a little bit friend.

[00:54:47] Maybe a little bit friend.

[00:54:49] No, it's a lot of it friend.

[00:54:50] It's both.

[00:54:51] Yeah.

[00:54:52] Maybe it's both.

[00:54:53] Maybe it's both.

[00:54:54] And that's the Adam's teaching moment.

[00:54:56] Thank you.

[00:54:56] As you just learned that the club cue night club shooting,

[00:55:01] was it a hate crime or was it violence within its own community?

[00:55:07] Maybe it's a little bit both.

[00:55:09] And that's the center left take in Adam's teaching moment.

[00:55:11] Yeah.

[00:55:12] And that's what we learned here.

[00:55:14] I think we need to maybe consider departing from center left

[00:55:19] and just doing taking every side.

[00:55:22] I mean, we'll have the terror to hold sat down and fucking-

[00:55:24] The set isn't center left.

[00:55:26] Everything, it's imbued into every detail in here.

[00:55:30] Yeah, I don't want to fuck with your vision.

[00:55:33] Nick is a no-tour.

[00:55:35] What does that mean?

[00:55:36] A rape.

[00:55:36] Is that like a spectrum thing?

[00:55:38] A rape-

[00:55:38] Yeah.

[00:55:39] Yeah.

[00:55:39] All tours-

[00:55:40] Fuck the actresses.

[00:55:41] What's that?

[00:55:41] You fuck the actresses.

[00:55:43] And actors.

[00:55:44] You're bisexual rapist.

[00:55:47] French.

[00:55:47] Well, damn me to hell.

[00:55:50] You know, I wish that wasn't my lot in life, but here I am.

[00:55:53] Yeah.

[00:55:54] You're quite a talented guy.

[00:55:56] Huh?

[00:55:57] Nothing.

[00:55:57] Oh, okay.

[00:55:59] What else?

[00:56:00] Are you upset right now?

[00:56:01] No, not at all.

[00:56:02] Should we tell them we shot something really good yesterday?

[00:56:05] We don't know it was good.

[00:56:06] We've gotten a lot of trouble saying-

[00:56:08] Yeah, we-

[00:56:09] What's going to be good?

[00:56:10] We shot something yesterday that we will be releasing soon.

[00:56:13] Yeah, we'll see if it's-

[00:56:14] We'll see what we get back from Steven.

[00:56:16] Yeah.

[00:56:17] And see if it even makes sense.

[00:56:19] It looks good.

[00:56:20] It looks cool.

[00:56:21] Yeah.

[00:56:21] Yeah.

[00:56:22] But- But-

[00:56:22] We had a real cinematographer.

[00:56:23] Yeah.

[00:56:24] You wanted video content.

[00:56:25] The video content is coming back.

[00:56:26] Mm-hmm.

[00:56:28] And once we get the-

[00:56:31] This soundproofing is taking for everything, it takes forever.

[00:56:34] I know.

[00:56:35] It took three weeks to get one light.

[00:56:39] And I think there was supposed to be more.

[00:56:42] And I guess UPS lost that.

[00:56:43] But it was free.

[00:56:44] Yeah.

[00:56:45] That's a nice-

[00:56:46] But it was free.

[00:56:47] Shout out to Aputure-

[00:56:48] Yeah.

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[00:56:55] More like myself.

[00:56:57] Just an overall good guy.

[00:56:59] Just a regular good guy show.

[00:57:01] Good guy show.

[00:57:02] Because look, I can't help what I am.

[00:57:05] I can't be sitting here because I'll hear dead air and I'll say,

[00:57:09] okay, Chinese guy down center.

[00:57:10] You know, it's like no matter what.

[00:57:12] I've destroyed my ability to function

[00:57:16] with six years of doing that.

[00:57:18] And now it's permanently fixed like that

[00:57:22] because of multiple rounds of COVID.

[00:57:25] Yeah, but that would be still funny

[00:57:28] to have like Steven Pinker.

[00:57:31] And then you say Chinese guy down syndrome.

[00:57:34] And that's all I say.

[00:57:35] Just those words.

[00:57:37] I sit here with a suit on it.

[00:57:39] And you're talking going.

[00:57:40] Yeah.

[00:57:42] No, you interrupt the conversation.

[00:57:43] Yeah.

[00:57:44] May I interject?

[00:57:45] We should try to get all of Epstein's Black book on the show

[00:57:48] one at a time.

[00:57:48] We got to get the whole flight law.

[00:57:50] It's very funny that Steven Pinker went to a bunch.

[00:57:54] Can you imagine how much it would suck to be raped by Steven Pinker?

[00:57:58] And then afterwards?

[00:57:59] It's so annoying.

[00:57:59] As you're in like a, in the bed that's installed in a private jet,

[00:58:04] your like brain is figuring out how to survive this kind of trauma.

[00:58:08] Because it's hung around the gators.

[00:58:10] Yeah, this is like,

[00:58:12] like, yeah, giving you his take on Wikipedia articles.

[00:58:15] God damn it.

[00:58:16] Yeah.

[00:58:17] Yeah.

[00:58:17] It would be cooler to be raped by a really cool guy.

[00:58:20] Like Malcolm Gladwell.

[00:58:25] Yeah, just a pimp like Malcolm Gladwell.

[00:58:28] That would be sick.

[00:58:29] That would be sick, dude.

[00:58:30] Yeah.

[00:58:31] Yeah.

[00:58:31] He's like, I'm just raping you to get my 10,000 hours.

[00:58:34] Right.

[00:58:37] You know what?

[00:58:37] See the 10,000 hours guy?

[00:58:39] I think he is.

[00:58:39] I thought that was Ira Glass.

[00:58:41] No.

[00:58:42] He's the,

[00:58:44] He's practice makes perfect.

[00:58:46] I don't know.

[00:58:48] I think he was the, by any means necessary.

[00:58:50] Oh, okay.

[00:58:51] Ira Glass.

[00:58:52] Malcolm X Gladwell.

[00:58:54] Glass is a cool last name for a black guy.

[00:58:56] Yeah.

[00:58:56] Yeah.

[00:58:56] Yeah.

[00:58:56] Yeah.

[00:58:56] Yeah.

[00:58:56] Yeah.

[00:58:56] Yeah.

[00:58:56] Malcolm.

[00:58:57] Malcolm.

[00:58:58] Malcolm Glass.

[00:58:59] Malcolm Glass.

[00:59:01] Yeah.

[00:59:01] He smokes fucking, he makes bongs.

[00:59:06] Now we're cooking.

[00:59:07] Yeah.

[00:59:08] Now we're cooking.

[00:59:09] Malcolm Glass, dude.

[00:59:10] Dude, I love it.

[00:59:11] I gotta go.

[00:59:12] Don't funny mums.

[00:59:13] You have to go to funny mums?

[00:59:14] Yeah.

[00:59:14] How you feeling about today?

[00:59:17] At the studio?

[00:59:18] No, about the show and...

[00:59:21] I don't know.

[00:59:21] I feel kind of better about the show.

[00:59:25] Okay.

[00:59:25] Good.

[00:59:26] Yeah.

[00:59:26] I feel good after yesterday.

[00:59:29] Good, yeah.

[00:59:29] Yeah.

[00:59:30] We had like a real cinematographer

[00:59:32] and a real like lighting guy.

[00:59:33] That's true.

[00:59:34] We did.

[00:59:35] And we just got to just riff.

[00:59:37] Yeah.

[00:59:37] We had a good time.

[00:59:39] We had a good time.

[00:59:40] Uh, how you feeling?

[00:59:41] Huh?

[00:59:41] How you feeling?

[00:59:42] Tired?

[00:59:43] No, I don't feel particularly tired.

[00:59:45] My head's preoccupied with a bunch of shit

[00:59:48] I have to do with...

[00:59:50] Wires.

[00:59:51] Not wires.

[00:59:52] I'm done with the wires.

[00:59:53] I gotta...

[00:59:54] This stuff with the IRS,

[00:59:55] I gotta clean up.

[00:59:57] I got a surprise tax bill for $25,000.

[01:00:01] What are you gonna do?

[01:00:02] I don't know.

[01:00:03] I sent it to my CPA

[01:00:04] because he's supposed to handle all that.

[01:00:05] And he said, oh, this is a mistake on their end.

[01:00:08] But, oh, you don't know it.

[01:00:10] That was a week and a half ago.

[01:00:11] And I haven't heard from him.

[01:00:12] You're gonna bomb the Fed.

[01:00:14] I'm not gonna say that.

[01:00:15] I can't say that.

[01:00:16] I just gotta figure out

[01:00:17] whether I actually owe this money or not.

[01:00:19] You gotta find out what nightclub the IRS goes to.

[01:00:22] Yeah.

[01:00:23] Club 1040, yes.

[01:00:27] Something like that.

[01:00:28] Nice bro.

[01:00:29] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:00:30] Nice bro.

[01:00:33] We got another 15th.

[01:00:36] And the 15th.

[01:00:36] No, I don't want to go back to that.

[01:00:38] Yeah, I don't want to either.

[01:00:39] Yeah.

[01:00:39] Yeah.

[01:00:40] Yeah.

[01:00:45] How about this thing?

[01:00:46] They say snitches get stitches.

[01:00:49] Yeah.

[01:00:51] Isn't getting stitches better than being repeatedly violently raped?

[01:00:57] Well, the stitches are in their ass.

[01:01:01] Oh, I thought they're snitching about getting raped.

[01:01:06] No, no, no.

[01:01:07] They're not going to the war and then they're like this abuse.

[01:01:10] And smoking weed in his jail cell.

[01:01:13] Yeah.

[01:01:14] Oh, they're like just tattle tailing about.

[01:01:16] You know what would be the ultimate power move is to be the biggest rapist in the prison,

[01:01:21] but also the biggest tattle tail.

[01:01:23] Just constantly tattling and raping.

[01:01:26] Yeah, what the fuck are you gonna do about it?

[01:01:27] The Joker of San Quentin.

[01:01:33] That's a pretty good move.

[01:01:34] Yeah.

[01:01:34] That would be something to aspire to.

[01:01:36] Yeah.

[01:01:36] Yeah.

[01:01:37] Yeah.

[01:01:39] What would you do if you went to jail?

[01:01:41] Me?

[01:01:42] Yeah.

[01:01:42] The Mocorrano.

[01:01:44] Yeah, it would be cool.

[01:01:45] I would teach them I would set up.

[01:01:46] I would do like a stand-in-deliver sort of thing with all the prisoners.

[01:01:49] I'm like, I'm going to change these guys' lives.

[01:01:51] Yeah, you put your chair backwards.

[01:01:53] I'm like, all right, guys, everyone put their arms out.

[01:01:57] One mocketoo, you know, and I started doing it and then they beat me to death.

[01:02:01] But I come back to life and this time they can't because I'm a ghost.

[01:02:05] And you're a title, so?

[01:02:07] I'm a title, so.

[01:02:08] And you're a rapist.

[01:02:09] The ghost of Tatling.

[01:02:10] The ghost of Tatling.

[01:02:11] And then you just jam all the things together and say you got one big joke.

[01:02:15] I'd go in there and I'd do like a similar thing, like a dangerous mind kind of thing.

[01:02:20] I'd be like, listen, prisoners, fellow inmates.

[01:02:23] You guys, it seems like you all really like hip hop, right?

[01:02:27] You guys are all going around a cipher doing hip hop.

[01:02:30] You know, it was the original gangster.

[01:02:32] Old Bill Shakespeare.

[01:02:34] You know, they get them into it.

[01:02:39] Get them into Shakespeare.

[01:02:41] It would be funny to go to prison and try to protect yourself, but

[01:02:44] pitching yourself as a legal expert.

[01:02:46] You're one of the law library guys.

[01:02:47] You got the reading glasses on.

[01:02:48] You're like, I can help you with your case.

[01:02:50] I'm a lawyer.

[01:02:51] Yeah, they're in there for like assault with a deadly weapon and you just

[01:02:54] fucking ruin their shit and then they get an additional 35 years

[01:02:58] and you're like, oh, I'm on the head, dude, I'm sorry.

[01:03:00] Yeah, well then you'd begin it pretty bad.

[01:03:04] Would you?

[01:03:05] The R, you begin some R in the shower.

[01:03:08] Type R.

[01:03:09] R and R, rape and rape.

[01:03:13] Yeah, I had a little bit of R and R this weekend over in San Quentin.

[01:03:19] It would suck to go to jail.

[01:03:21] Yeah.

[01:03:21] It's so long.

[01:03:22] Yeah, it's a long time.

[01:03:25] Can you imagine what else is?

[01:03:26] The rest of your life.

[01:03:28] Yeah, but two years.

[01:03:29] Imagine two years.

[01:03:30] That's a light sentence.

[01:03:31] They're like, oh, and he got off so easy.

[01:03:34] Two years.

[01:03:35] That is so boring.

[01:03:37] Yeah.

[01:03:39] That sucks.

[01:03:40] Yeah.

[01:03:41] That's a Brock turn I got.

[01:03:42] Two years?

[01:03:43] No, he didn't.

[01:03:43] Yeah, he did six months.

[01:03:45] He did?

[01:03:45] Yeah.

[01:03:47] And he was the bell of the ball?

[01:03:49] I don't think so.

[01:03:50] It was probably fine.

[01:03:51] Really?

[01:03:52] Yeah, probably nothing happened though.

[01:03:54] They said it was like a swimming, like one of those,

[01:03:57] what do they call it?

[01:03:58] The country club.

[01:03:59] What's he doing now?

[01:04:00] It's weird you don't hear about those guys.

[01:04:02] Bro.

[01:04:03] Yeah.

[01:04:03] Like in four years, we're not going to be hearing

[01:04:05] shit about Kyle right now.

[01:04:07] He's kind of stuck around though.

[01:04:09] He's gone on a hot pass.

[01:04:10] That's his best.

[01:04:10] It's been his choice.

[01:04:11] And he got a girlfriend.

[01:04:13] They were really into that a couple of months ago.

[01:04:16] She was like doing TikToks of him.

[01:04:18] And everyone was like, oh.

[01:04:19] She hot?

[01:04:21] I don't know if she's 18.

[01:04:23] And she hot at him.

[01:04:24] For Kyle, I guess so.

[01:04:26] Kyle looks like a lesbian woman.

[01:04:27] And yeah.

[01:04:29] Kyle did all right.

[01:04:30] Okay.

[01:04:31] I guess so.

[01:04:32] All right.

[01:04:32] Yeah.

[01:04:33] Yeah.

[01:04:33] Good.

[01:04:35] Good for Kyle Rittenhouse.

[01:04:37] Good for Kyle Rittenhouse.

[01:04:37] That's the Adam Fenton.

[01:04:38] I will never compliment him.

[01:04:40] Yeah.

[01:04:40] You know, he's a terrible, he's a bad boy.

[01:04:43] Yeah.

[01:04:44] You know what had been cool if he could have been

[01:04:45] in that club queue?

[01:04:47] And stopped it.

[01:04:48] Yeah.

[01:04:48] Shot the guy.

[01:04:49] It would be the vindication of Kyle.

[01:04:50] Yeah.

[01:04:51] Yeah.

[01:04:51] And then we'd get to all watch a movie about it

[01:04:53] a year later.

[01:04:54] Yeah.

[01:04:54] Him and Nick.

[01:04:55] The Clint Eastwood movie.

[01:04:56] Him and Nick Sandman.

[01:04:57] They're like a SEAL Team Six.

[01:04:58] Yeah.

[01:04:59] Protecting gay people.

[01:05:00] Yeah.

[01:05:00] The Sandman.

[01:05:01] What happened to him?

[01:05:02] See, he's just rich.

[01:05:03] He like sued the news.

[01:05:04] He probably has like 100 million dollars though.

[01:05:06] That's awesome.

[01:05:07] Yeah.

[01:05:07] I got to, I got to smile a more Native Americans.

[01:05:09] Yeah.

[01:05:10] Just smugly.

[01:05:11] Yeah.

[01:05:12] Yeah.

[01:05:13] I got to, yeah.

[01:05:13] See?

[01:05:14] Being smug kind of sometimes pays.

[01:05:17] With money.

[01:05:18] Not with a good talk show.

[01:05:19] That's true.

[01:05:20] I'd like to see Nick Sandman host a talk show.

[01:05:22] No.

[01:05:22] He's.

[01:05:23] You got to get fucking Moses's name.

[01:05:25] Eagle I.

[01:05:25] Cody.

[01:05:26] That guy.

[01:05:27] Eagle I.

[01:05:27] Cherry.

[01:05:28] The drum guy.

[01:05:28] Eagle I.

[01:05:29] Cherry.

[01:05:29] Save tonight.

[01:05:30] Yeah.

[01:05:30] It was Eagle I.

[01:05:31] Cherry.

[01:05:31] It was Eagle I.

[01:05:32] Cherry.

[01:05:32] Yeah.

[01:05:32] The name of America.

[01:05:33] There was a Native American guy at KGB last night.

[01:05:35] Came up to me.

[01:05:36] Yeah.

[01:05:37] He was like, yeah.

[01:05:37] He's like Iron Horse or something.

[01:05:39] He's like, I love the pod.

[01:05:40] Oh, really?

[01:05:40] I was like, what's your name?

[01:05:41] He's like Iron, Iron, something Eagle.

[01:05:43] Iron Maiden.

[01:05:44] Iron Maiden.

[01:05:45] Yeah.

[01:05:45] It's cool.

[01:05:46] Yeah.

[01:05:46] He's from New Mexico.

[01:05:47] Shout out to him.

[01:05:48] I forgot his name.

[01:05:48] It's probably offensive what I remembered his name to be.

[01:05:51] But it was something like that.

[01:05:53] Yeah.

[01:05:57] Yeah.

[01:05:58] Yeah.

[01:05:59] My parents named me this.

[01:06:00] And for years I was mocked in the Native American community.

[01:06:04] Yeah.

[01:06:04] Until I found podcasts.

[01:06:06] And now who's laughing?

[01:06:09] Me.

[01:06:09] At the podcast.

[01:06:11] You found a community.

[01:06:12] And now my name makes sense.

[01:06:14] Yeah.

[01:06:15] Yeah.

[01:06:16] He hadn't laughed until he heard the name.

[01:06:17] He sure was his name was in Puerto Rican rattlesnake.

[01:06:20] And you just saw Lewis again.

[01:06:21] I think his name was David Schwartz, actually.

[01:06:25] David Schwartz.

[01:06:27] David Schwartz.

[01:06:28] The Jewish Native American.

[01:06:29] The Jewish Native American.

[01:06:30] Yeah.

[01:06:32] Yeah.

[01:06:33] That's got to...

[01:06:34] Shout out to him.

[01:06:35] He was the last guy.

[01:06:36] He was visiting New York from New Mexico.

[01:06:38] That's great.

[01:06:39] Yeah.

[01:06:40] Yeah.

[01:06:40] How'd that make you feel?

[01:06:42] Well, it's just like, yeah, we got, you know.

[01:06:45] You remember early on when we were doing Comteau?

[01:06:47] We were like, oh, we got a trans.

[01:06:49] And then it turned out he was a pet of mine.

[01:06:51] Oh, yeah.

[01:06:51] Yeah, what's his name?

[01:06:52] I was like, oh, that feels good.

[01:06:54] We got a trans.

[01:06:55] Shane Vader.

[01:06:56] Shane Vader.

[01:06:56] Shane Vader.

[01:06:57] Yeah.

[01:06:57] They were like, god damn it.

[01:06:59] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:06:59] Yeah.

[01:07:00] No, you want a big tent, you know, in an audience?

[01:07:03] Native American.

[01:07:04] Yeah.

[01:07:04] He brings a tent himself.

[01:07:05] A big teepee.

[01:07:07] Yeah.

[01:07:07] Yeah.

[01:07:07] Yeah.

[01:07:07] Yeah.

[01:07:07] Yeah.

[01:07:07] Yeah.

[01:07:07] Yeah.

[01:07:07] Yeah.

[01:07:07] Yeah.

[01:07:07] Yeah.

[01:07:07] Yeah.

[01:07:07] Yeah.

[01:07:07] Yeah.

[01:07:08] Yeah.

[01:07:08] That must, that must feel bad for them.

[01:07:09] That was where they live.

[01:07:11] And then white people came,

[01:07:12] and aside from the genocide.

[01:07:13] Really we're going to put clowns in.

[01:07:18] Yeah, these are where the clowns live.

[01:07:19] Oh, that's interesting.

[01:07:20] You live in the same places are clowns.

[01:07:23] Yeah.

[01:07:24] You have smallpox, and you're in a tent.

[01:07:26] Yeah.

[01:07:27] Yeah.

[01:07:27] You're basically a clown.

[01:07:28] You're a joke.

[01:07:29] Yeah.

[01:07:30] Yeah.

[01:07:30] That's rude.

[01:07:31] I feel like we should do a land acknowledgement

[01:07:34] before every episode of the show.

[01:07:36] Yeah.

[01:07:37] Yeah.

[01:07:37] How does that work?

[01:07:38] We say that we're on.

[01:07:40] We're on.

[01:07:41] It's just like saying,

[01:07:43] Grey's basically.

[01:07:44] Yeah.

[01:07:45] Bless us our Lord for.

[01:07:47] We're on Lenape.

[01:07:49] Lenape.

[01:07:50] Yeah.

[01:07:51] Was that the Canadian Native Americans?

[01:07:52] I think that was us.

[01:07:53] I think it was New York.

[01:07:54] It's where the Canada had their own Native Americans.

[01:07:57] Why?

[01:07:58] They were just up there like,

[01:07:59] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

[01:08:02] hey, how are we?

[01:08:04] How are we?

[01:08:05] Yeah.

[01:08:06] Yeah.

[01:08:07] Yeah.

[01:08:08] I feel like we should do a Hawkeye and a land acknowledgement.

[01:08:12] Yeah.

[01:08:13] We're going to get a Macarena if you want.

[01:08:16] Okay.

[01:08:17] The Macarena is sort of the haka of Latin America.

[01:08:20] It is.

[01:08:21] Terrifying.

[01:08:22] It was, that was a wild time in the 1990s.

[01:08:25] You can just come up with the shittiest dance in the world.

[01:08:28] And then you know, it's sort of in that nostalgia thing because it harkens back to the disco

[01:08:32] days.

[01:08:33] Where it was like a, well, it's kind of like line dancing, though.

[01:08:37] Yeah.

[01:08:38] It's like everyone learns to dance.

[01:08:39] There used to be a thing that, they used to be like what people did for fun.

[01:08:43] I think they still do.

[01:08:45] Maybe they go to a Cotillion line in square dancing.

[01:08:48] What?

[01:08:49] Not even that.

[01:08:50] Like even before that, like the 1700s.

[01:08:52] No, really.

[01:08:53] They go to a Cotillion.

[01:08:54] Everyone know the new dance.

[01:08:58] Now I know.

[01:08:59] Now I've learned something myself.

[01:09:01] We laugh and we learn about dancing.

[01:09:04] What's your favorite dance?

[01:09:06] The Macarena.

[01:09:07] Yeah.

[01:09:08] You saw the Richard Jewel movie?

[01:09:10] Yeah, of course.

[01:09:11] It was very funny that they had a Macarena scene before the bomb.

[01:09:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:09:16] Just a really paint, really paint the picture of 1996.

[01:09:21] Yeah.

[01:09:22] Yeah.

[01:09:23] It was popping off to them.

[01:09:24] John Benet Ramsey being beaten to death by her brother on stage.

[01:09:26] It was in the movie.

[01:09:27] Yeah.

[01:09:28] Yeah.

[01:09:29] I love the attention of detail.

[01:09:30] Yeah.

[01:09:31] Yeah.

[01:09:32] They had the CGI baby from Ally McBean.

[01:09:35] Yeah.

[01:09:36] It was the first meme they say.

[01:09:38] CGI baby from Ally McBean.

[01:09:40] Yeah.

[01:09:41] It's fucked up.

[01:09:42] Yeah.

[01:09:43] Baby's penis was exposed to everyone on Fox.

[01:09:44] Yeah.

[01:09:45] I remember having everyone used to make fun of her for being anorexic.

[01:09:48] Yeah, that was rude.

[01:09:49] All actresses are anorexic.

[01:09:51] I know.

[01:09:52] Why was she the one they made fun of?

[01:09:53] I don't know if she singled her out.

[01:09:54] They were like, Jamie Lee Curtis has a penis.

[01:09:56] She's anorexic.

[01:09:57] She's one monologue writer on Leno.

[01:09:59] And then that was it.

[01:10:00] Yeah, everyone was like, this is fire.

[01:10:01] We're going to run with this.

[01:10:02] Yeah.

[01:10:03] Cat out of the bag.

[01:10:04] Yeah.

[01:10:05] That's right.

[01:10:06] Yeah.

[01:10:07] I forgot about that.

[01:10:08] He probably forgot about it too.

[01:10:10] He's probably, yeah.

[01:10:11] He's older shit.

[01:10:12] Where the hell am I?

[01:10:14] I don't know where the hell I am.

[01:10:17] Anyway, I got it in a funny moment.

[01:10:20] Do you want to come?

[01:10:21] No, I got stuff I got to do.

[01:10:22] I got to print checks.

[01:10:23] Yeah, I'm pretty much a checks and pay people and help Dave with some office work.

[01:10:29] I love Dave.

[01:10:31] Dave, come in here right now.

[01:10:33] Dave?

[01:10:34] I'm going to do an apology.

[01:10:36] And do a land acknowledgement?

[01:10:38] A land acknowledgement.

[01:10:39] Dave, you're coming here?

[01:10:42] Look at that microphone.

[01:10:45] What's up?

[01:10:46] You're going to get that microphone.

[01:10:49] Dave, I just want to say for years on our previous podcast, I was lambasted for being a Jewish and

[01:10:59] homosexual and so forth.

[01:11:01] And I thought it looked fun.

[01:11:04] It looked like the other two fellas were having fun.

[01:11:06] You came on the show today.

[01:11:07] You've generously donated your time for very little money.

[01:11:12] Working on the show.

[01:11:14] I shouldn't have done that.

[01:11:16] What did you do?

[01:11:17] I think it was night.

[01:11:19] I think you're just practicing your interview skills.

[01:11:22] All right.

[01:11:23] That sounds good.

[01:11:24] Thanks Dave.

[01:11:25] Good night.

[01:11:26] Up to you?

[01:11:27] Good night.

[01:11:28] Thank you.