[00:00:00] Let's go.

[00:00:18] 3, 2, 1, boop.

[00:00:48] You know how to boop, boop, boop, boop.

[00:00:51] You know what I'm talking about?

[00:00:52] Yeah, like race car?

[00:00:53] Like the TV, like the old boop, boop.

[00:00:56] Oh, the, where's like a circle?

[00:00:58] Like a radar thing, right?

[00:01:00] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:01:01] That's cool.

[00:01:02] Dude, I wish I was in the cold war.

[00:01:04] Yeah, that would be sick.

[00:01:06] Yeah.

[00:01:07] Cause you didn't actually, you have to fight, you know.

[00:01:09] Yeah, you just be on a nuclear submarine.

[00:01:11] You just had, it was all about gossip.

[00:01:13] Yeah, yeah.

[00:01:14] Yeah, yeah.

[00:01:15] The cold war would be very sick.

[00:01:18] I'd be like in East Berlin.

[00:01:19] Stephen King had some dumb tweet yesterday.

[00:01:21] He was like, if Russia was run by a woman, the war would have been over by now.

[00:01:24] It's like, first of all, what does that mean?

[00:01:27] Does that mean that poo, that girl Putin would have already genocideed everyone in Ukraine?

[00:01:32] Or that she would have given up?

[00:01:34] There's no way to interpret that.

[00:01:36] I mean, I think it's a good thing.

[00:01:38] I mean, I think it's a good thing.

[00:01:40] I mean, I think it's a good thing.

[00:01:42] She would have given up, there's no way to interpret that where it's not misogynistic.

[00:01:47] Yeah, I think he's saying that they would have sucked at war.

[00:01:50] Yeah.

[00:01:51] I mean, it's like, the girls could never.

[00:01:53] What point are you making?

[00:01:56] Yeah.

[00:01:57] And why, he wasn't like this.

[00:01:59] Like, somehow Twitter, now he's like this, speak him up guy.

[00:02:03] No, you know what it is.

[00:02:04] And it's like, you know, you just, like, your entire career is based on the fact that you

[00:02:07] never stop writing bullshit.

[00:02:09] Mm hmm.

[00:02:10] It's just a book about a scary clown that's killing people.

[00:02:13] Yeah.

[00:02:14] Yeah.

[00:02:15] Yeah.

[00:02:16] Your fuck is goosebumps bullshit.

[00:02:17] It's goosebumps for it with more pages.

[00:02:18] Yeah.

[00:02:19] Yeah.

[00:02:20] Stephen King, you pick any one of his books, one of them.

[00:02:22] That was the only thing he ever produced.

[00:02:24] He would be a self-published Amazon guy.

[00:02:26] Yes.

[00:02:27] He's like, Joey Scarrell Oats.

[00:02:28] He's just prolific.

[00:02:29] Mm hmm.

[00:02:30] What do you have?

[00:02:31] Just a person that just churns out fucking bullshit.

[00:02:33] A podcaster, essentially.

[00:02:35] That's what Stephen King is.

[00:02:36] I don't agree with him.

[00:02:37] And now he's as the audacity to tell us how we should feel about Russia.

[00:02:41] Well, I think what it is.

[00:02:42] In a way that a podcaster would, but without the jusauce.

[00:02:45] I'm loving the jusauce era of our discourse, the two of us.

[00:02:50] I said jusauce a couple of times, jokingly, but like, I keep seeing any time you see

[00:02:56] jusauce, you get like, lacon guys.

[00:02:59] Oh, you said it on Twitter, right?

[00:03:01] They're like, how dare you say jusauce?

[00:03:03] You've been submerged.

[00:03:06] Yeah.

[00:03:07] Yeah.

[00:03:08] A little bit about me.

[00:03:09] I love homework.

[00:03:10] And I am the one who says jusauce.

[00:03:15] Are lacon guys think that they're, are they like, I don't know, they think they understand

[00:03:19] pussy getting or something?

[00:03:20] You got to be the gayest guy in the world to make that your whole thing.

[00:03:23] Oh my God.

[00:03:24] I can't imagine what those guys are doing.

[00:03:25] Yeah.

[00:03:26] I'm a lacon guy.

[00:03:27] Jesus Christ, man.

[00:03:28] Those guys suck.

[00:03:29] No, I think what the deal is.

[00:03:30] You can lacon my nuts, you fucking.

[00:03:32] Nice, bro.

[00:03:33] You fucking dork.

[00:03:34] Nice, bro.

[00:03:35] You can't tweet that right now.

[00:03:36] Yeah.

[00:03:37] Yeah.

[00:03:38] And just say, and you know who I'm talking to.

[00:03:41] And you know who you are.

[00:03:43] Know that I don't want to say this to you probably.

[00:03:45] It's not the right thing to say to you, my friend, but I think the Stephen King thing

[00:03:49] is pretty obvious.

[00:03:50] It's just like getting sober makes you in a massive faggot.

[00:03:53] Yeah, I think he's drinking again.

[00:03:54] I think that's what's going on.

[00:03:55] Oh, you think he's off the wagon.

[00:03:57] And now he's gone lip mode.

[00:03:59] Yeah.

[00:04:00] I buy that theory too.

[00:04:02] It could go either way, really.

[00:04:03] Not that I'm drinking again.

[00:04:06] Looking back, it's like I don't feel like I was necessarily sober.

[00:04:09] I just went to work for one day for 10 years.

[00:04:13] On come down?

[00:04:14] No, for like, I got I was like, I got a sober up.

[00:04:18] I got to work tomorrow.

[00:04:19] And work nonstop for 10 years.

[00:04:21] Made a million dollars.

[00:04:23] Now works over, baby.

[00:04:24] Yeah.

[00:04:25] Now it's time to spend that 10 million dollars at the fucking bar.

[00:04:28] Uh huh.

[00:04:29] Yeah.

[00:04:30] We're at the deli.

[00:04:31] You know, 12 dollars at a time on a 6-year.

[00:04:35] Yeah.

[00:04:36] Yeah.

[00:04:37] There's no better feeling than going back for the second six back in a night to the

[00:04:40] best store.

[00:04:41] But those kind of awful takes have been manifested in you.

[00:04:45] Yeah.

[00:04:46] I'm just trying to relate to the Stephen King thing.

[00:04:48] I don't think I would have ever produced a single take had there not been a microphone

[00:04:53] shoved in my face as a matter of necessity.

[00:04:55] Yeah.

[00:04:56] Because you got to fill dead air.

[00:05:00] Even on stage, you mean?

[00:05:01] Yeah.

[00:05:02] Yeah.

[00:05:03] I don't give a fuck.

[00:05:04] Yeah, I really don't believe in anything.

[00:05:05] I don't care about anything.

[00:05:06] I don't believe in anything.

[00:05:07] I really don't.

[00:05:09] I mean, the best example of that is when I meet like a like an Uber driver who's like,

[00:05:13] you know, like, you know, credit, you know, really just spitting incredibly incorrect facts.

[00:05:20] I'll agree with anyone I mean.

[00:05:21] I'm always like, yeah, that's right.

[00:05:23] No, my most powerful opinions are like they're fleeting.

[00:05:27] But the most emotion I feel towards like a take a stance is like Lenny's cookies are

[00:05:32] bullshit.

[00:05:33] What are Lenny's cookies?

[00:05:34] I don't know.

[00:05:35] They're the plant based cookies you see in the store.

[00:05:37] Oh, that's like vegan crap that you're eating now.

[00:05:39] Yeah.

[00:05:40] A lot of the vegan stuff is garbage.

[00:05:42] You know what I've decided are bullshit tapes.

[00:05:44] What?

[00:05:45] Tate.

[00:05:46] No, I'm over.

[00:05:47] Over them.

[00:05:48] You've gotten you've gotten to flossed off the sauce, my friend.

[00:05:53] You're too gassed up.

[00:05:54] Yeah.

[00:05:55] I'm not sure if you're going to take shots of Tate's cookies.

[00:05:57] Taking shots of cookies from the Hamptons.

[00:06:00] That's how that's how elite I am.

[00:06:01] This man thinks he's dick-cavit now.

[00:06:03] He got the set and he's going to take shots of Tate's cookies.

[00:06:06] Listen, everyone.

[00:06:07] Everyone had done one interview.

[00:06:08] Everyone is everyone is in the cross.

[00:06:10] There's no one is safe.

[00:06:12] Yeah.

[00:06:13] Yeah.

[00:06:14] And Tate's don't think don't think I'm not going to come for you again.

[00:06:17] Is it that is it the the misogynist kickboxer guy that makes those cookies?

[00:06:21] Yes, it is.

[00:06:22] Who is that guy?

[00:06:23] Neither of us got into him.

[00:06:26] You know what's crazy?

[00:06:27] And everyone thinks that we would get into it.

[00:06:30] I have no idea what he is.

[00:06:31] But so apparently he's Muslim now.

[00:06:33] Whatever.

[00:06:34] So there's that club Q night club shooting.

[00:06:39] In Colorado's pairing.

[00:06:40] Yeah.

[00:06:41] So people are mad about that.

[00:06:42] And somebody posts a video of Matt Walsh the very next day being like it doesn't matter

[00:06:47] what happened.

[00:06:48] There's still pedophiles.

[00:06:49] He says something to that regard.

[00:06:51] Or maybe he said something completely different.

[00:06:53] I didn't watch the video.

[00:06:54] I watched two seconds of it.

[00:06:56] But I didn't realize until watching that video that for the last I have had no idea who Matt

[00:07:02] Walsh is.

[00:07:04] I thought he was Matt Forney.

[00:07:06] Who's Matt Forney?

[00:07:07] The bald guy.

[00:07:08] Oh, like the racist bald guy.

[00:07:11] Like early alt right.

[00:07:12] Yeah.

[00:07:13] What?

[00:07:14] Yeah, yeah.

[00:07:15] My head was like, oh, that guy looked like crap.

[00:07:16] That's who I was picturing.

[00:07:17] I had no idea who Matt Walsh was.

[00:07:20] Matt Walsh.

[00:07:21] Yeah.

[00:07:22] I don't know who that is.

[00:07:23] I had no idea.

[00:07:24] He's a guy with like a beard and shit.

[00:07:25] I saw the video and I'm like, when they're like, look what Matt Walsh said.

[00:07:28] I'm like, all right, I got to get through John Fatagate sitting in his fucking car.

[00:07:31] And it was a different guy.

[00:07:33] It's a different guy.

[00:07:34] Wow.

[00:07:35] I forgot who John Fatagate was.

[00:07:36] Now I'm like, oh, John Fatagate is a race.

[00:07:38] He's Matt Forney.

[00:07:39] Who's John Fatagate?

[00:07:40] He was a guy that ran stand up New York.

[00:07:43] And stand up New York Labs.

[00:07:44] Their podcast studio.

[00:07:45] Oh, yeah.

[00:07:46] You know, it was very funny.

[00:07:47] He had a kid named Shelby that worked for him.

[00:07:50] So John Fatagate produced race wars and like Karen's podcast early on.

[00:07:56] I think he was like, we're starting a podcast studio up in the state of New York.

[00:07:59] And he had this kid Shelby working for him.

[00:08:02] And this was, and I've told this story before, but Shelby was like, I don't remember it.

[00:08:06] Shelby was this weird looking kid.

[00:08:07] He was like, I have an idea for a podcast.

[00:08:10] It's Felix Biederman, Will Manneker, Virgil Texas.

[00:08:15] And then he like, he basically created Chappo Traphouse.

[00:08:17] No, shit.

[00:08:18] Yeah, he pitched it and John Fatagate was like, oh, that doesn't sound good to me.

[00:08:23] No way.

[00:08:24] Yeah.

[00:08:25] So he is like the Lou, whatever, the guy that made a in sync and backstreet boy.

[00:08:32] Lou Dobbs came up.

[00:08:33] Lou Pearlman.

[00:08:34] Yeah.

[00:08:35] And Lou Dobbs drunk ass Lou Dobbs.

[00:08:37] Yeah.

[00:08:38] I want three hot boys, five hot boys dancing in unison.

[00:08:43] I don't even know what he sounds like.

[00:08:44] You really use a freak.

[00:08:45] Lou Dobbs is what happens when you drink too much milk while you're pregnant.

[00:08:49] His milk alcohol center, fetal milk syndrome, LMS, Lou Dobbs.

[00:08:57] It was you telling me that he's like six, six massive dude.

[00:09:00] Yeah.

[00:09:01] A couple of times I did red eye, I would see him in the back.

[00:09:05] And he was the truth about Lou Dobbs revealed.

[00:09:10] What's the truth?

[00:09:11] Let's hear it.

[00:09:12] Let's go.

[00:09:17] Let's go.

[00:09:19] Let's go.

[00:09:20] After graduating with a business degree from Harvard University in 1967, Dobbs.

[00:09:25] Impressive.

[00:09:26] He worked as a local reporter.

[00:09:42] After that, he...

[00:09:44] As you may know, this country has had some issues with race.

[00:09:51] Who's this, John?

[00:09:52] Oh, okay.

[00:09:53] I'm not sure.

[00:09:56] Stinkters are tightening already.

[00:10:01] We got some issues with race.

[00:10:02] There was that incident in...

[00:10:04] So he's doing a podcast now.

[00:10:07] There's a good talk show.

[00:10:08] He stole our fucking idea.

[00:10:10] John did?

[00:10:11] John Stewart's solar idea.

[00:10:12] Yeah, but we're stealing his.

[00:10:14] All right.

[00:10:15] We're doing a center left talk show now.

[00:10:18] Yeah.

[00:10:20] Judge Greenlight's...

[00:10:21] I just want to hear Lou Dobbs speaking.

[00:10:24] They're trying to dial in a Lou Dobbs impression.

[00:10:28] It's like...

[00:10:29] I don't know.

[00:10:30] I can't...

[00:10:31] I'm not even gonna try.

[00:10:32] As Congress considers the very real-world damage of election lies, one of the most vocal

[00:10:37] mouthpieces for Donald Trump and his election conspiracies, Lou Dobbs just saw his show canceled.

[00:10:43] Now, this story matters far beyond media.

[00:10:46] This incident doesn't want to stand you erect into him.

[00:10:51] What he wants is a free and fair election and honest results and it's being denied to

[00:10:56] him.

[00:10:57] It's being denied to him.

[00:10:58] What he wants is a picture of my penis sent to his phone and they won't let me do that.

[00:11:04] So let's decide.

[00:11:05] Lou Dobbs goaded or not?

[00:11:08] Is Lou Dobbs goaded in the sauce or is he a penis?

[00:11:10] Is he goaded or not?

[00:11:11] A penis pecking...

[00:11:13] A penis pecking?

[00:11:15] A penis pecking?

[00:11:16] A penis pecking?

[00:11:17] He's a pecker pecker?

[00:11:18] He's a pecker pecker.

[00:11:19] Look at this goddamn pecker pecker.

[00:11:22] I'd like to see you call him that to his face, Nick.

[00:11:26] I'm gonna call Lou Dobbs.

[00:11:27] Are these...

[00:11:28] Are these...

[00:11:29] Don't you...

[00:11:30] God damn call me a pecker pecker.

[00:11:31] Don't you call me a milk-fatal milk syndrome?

[00:11:34] Hey, that's below the belt.

[00:11:38] That is beyond the pale.

[00:11:42] This is CNN.

[00:11:49] Live from the world's financial capital, New York City.

[00:11:52] This is Moneyline with Lou Dobbs.

[00:11:55] What the fuck?

[00:11:56] They're just calling that because there's a bunch of Jews that live here.

[00:12:00] What do you...

[00:12:01] No, because Wall Street is here, you idiot.

[00:12:02] Oh, damn.

[00:12:03] Okay.

[00:12:04] You don't have to make everything about furniture.

[00:12:06] I don't make everything about it.

[00:12:08] What are you talking about?

[00:12:09] Most of your family is here.

[00:12:10] I just respond to what the culture is.

[00:12:14] You know, you should see a little movie, Nick, called The Believer with Ryan Reynolds.

[00:12:18] And it's about a guy named Nick Mullen who pretends to be a Nazi.

[00:12:23] Guys, I'm Ryan Reynolds.

[00:12:26] I'm Lou Dobbs.

[00:12:35] And I have breasts.

[00:12:38] Can you milk me, Greg?

[00:12:39] I have nipples.

[00:12:40] It's Ryan Gosling, by the way, guys.

[00:12:44] What?

[00:12:45] Have you seen that movie?

[00:12:46] The Believer?

[00:12:47] I don't watch fucking...

[00:12:48] I don't watch shit like that, dude.

[00:12:50] What do you mean?

[00:12:51] It's about a Jewish guy who's a Nazi.

[00:12:52] I don't watch that kind of fucking shit.

[00:12:54] It's a movie about you.

[00:12:55] I don't watch that racist stuff, dude.

[00:12:57] What was your bar mitzvah theme, Nick?

[00:13:00] I know you don't like talking about your personal life.

[00:13:03] It was Jar Jar, wasn't it?

[00:13:07] Heathcliff.

[00:13:11] It was a...

[00:13:12] Wuthering Heights was the theme.

[00:13:13] Oh, it was a bad Heathcliff.

[00:13:15] Oh, yeah.

[00:13:16] Yeah.

[00:13:17] You know, this just shows how lowbrow I am.

[00:13:19] Yeah.

[00:13:20] I don't even think about the guy from that one song.

[00:13:23] One song.

[00:13:25] Heathcliff.

[00:13:26] It's me.

[00:13:27] I'm cutting.

[00:13:28] You know that song?

[00:13:31] Yeah, I don't know any of the lyrics to that song because I can't hear the words she's

[00:13:35] saying.

[00:13:36] Because she's talking like a goddamn idiot.

[00:13:38] Kate Bust.

[00:13:41] Kate Snatch.

[00:13:43] Yeah.

[00:13:44] Kate Sniz.

[00:13:45] Kate Sniz, dude.

[00:13:46] Now that's a fucking record I'd listen to.

[00:13:50] Yeah.

[00:13:51] Do that.

[00:13:52] Sniz Lemon.

[00:13:53] What if 30 Rock was on cocaine and her name was Sniz Lemon?

[00:13:59] 30 Crack Rock.

[00:14:00] 30 Crack Rock.

[00:14:02] What if...

[00:14:04] We got ourselves a little pickle here with the advertisers.

[00:14:07] They're mad at us?

[00:14:08] No.

[00:14:09] None of them have paid for the year.

[00:14:12] At all?

[00:14:13] Yeah, we're owed hundreds and hundreds of thousands of dollars.

[00:14:19] So we've been doing free advertising for companies that potentially don't even exist.

[00:14:23] I know.

[00:14:24] I've emailed a couple of them and I was like, hey...

[00:14:26] Have you gotten any word back?

[00:14:28] And they were like, oh, yeah.

[00:14:31] We didn't pay you.

[00:14:32] Is it unprofessional to call some of them on the show right now and just ask them what's

[00:14:37] going on?

[00:14:38] It is.

[00:14:39] And also too, we should mention that the aperture lighting wants to make it clear that they

[00:14:41] do not sponsor the show.

[00:14:42] They do not sponsor the show.

[00:14:43] They have nothing to do.

[00:14:45] Fuck aperture lighting.

[00:14:46] It's a company filled with pedophiles.

[00:14:49] Yeah.

[00:14:50] And...

[00:14:51] Well, they're a little sensitive after they planned the January 6 situation.

[00:14:54] They planned January 6.

[00:14:55] Yeah.

[00:14:56] But just make it clear they have no association with the show whatsoever.

[00:14:58] Yeah.

[00:14:59] Well, they don't like the center left.

[00:15:00] Yeah.

[00:15:01] Yeah.

[00:15:02] We're a racist company.

[00:15:04] We wanted to kill Mike Pence.

[00:15:06] It didn't work out.

[00:15:07] When we started this company, we wanted to shine a light in the crimes of George Floyd.

[00:15:11] Yeah.

[00:15:12] But if Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez would give us just a brief kiss and a titty squeeze,

[00:15:20] we could potentially change our minds and start sponsoring the Adam Friedland show.

[00:15:25] You know what I was thinking about is like, you know how...

[00:15:28] What was I talking about in a second, right?

[00:15:30] Just now.

[00:15:31] What were the words coming out of my mouth?

[00:15:32] Well, you know how people say they had a time machine, they go back and stop Hitler.

[00:15:37] I've often said that.

[00:15:38] Waste of time.

[00:15:39] Why is that a waste of time?

[00:15:41] Waste of time.

[00:15:42] Why?

[00:15:43] Because then you miss fucking Dew Op music.

[00:15:45] Like, I think about all the stuff that happened post-World War II that we wouldn't get.

[00:15:50] You wouldn't get first.

[00:15:51] America wouldn't be a superpower.

[00:15:53] That is absolutely true.

[00:15:54] Yeah.

[00:15:55] There'd be no Marshall plan.

[00:15:56] We would just have another civil war every fucking 10 years.

[00:15:59] The South would just keep bringing slavery back and we wouldn't have...

[00:16:02] So you're saying that the Holocaust made it really nice here?

[00:16:05] Yeah, literally.

[00:16:06] Yeah, kind of.

[00:16:07] Yeah, kind of.

[00:16:09] There would be no, you know, like cars would just be for rich people.

[00:16:12] There would be no automotive industry.

[00:16:15] People like cars before the war.

[00:16:17] Huh?

[00:16:18] They had massive Buicks and so on.

[00:16:19] I guess that's the 50s.

[00:16:20] Yeah, that's later on.

[00:16:21] Yeah.

[00:16:22] I guess, you know, it's crazy to think about it.

[00:16:25] Anyways, you get a time machine and you go back to the simple year of 2012.

[00:16:31] And when Ben Shapiro starts gaining traction doing his fucking like, his arguing with babies

[00:16:38] series on YouTube.

[00:16:39] Oh, like the colleges, yeah.

[00:16:42] And he says that you, he's like, you can't just decide to be a girl if you're a boy.

[00:16:47] You can't, he's like, I'm, I love basketball.

[00:16:50] But unfortunately, I'm Jewish.

[00:16:52] So I can't be in the NBA.

[00:16:54] Mm-hmm.

[00:16:55] You go to the NBA and you say, look.

[00:16:56] That makes sense to me honestly.

[00:16:57] You say, look, I'm from the future.

[00:16:58] Yeah.

[00:16:59] You gotta just put this faggot in the NBA.

[00:17:00] Yeah.

[00:17:01] But it's like one dribble.

[00:17:02] Just fucking put him in the game.

[00:17:04] Yeah.

[00:17:05] Yeah.

[00:17:06] Like the down syndrome kid, they let score the touchdown.

[00:17:07] If that had happened, yeah, none of this shit.

[00:17:09] Yeah.

[00:17:10] Fucking none of it.

[00:17:11] If Ben Shapiro went through a community college and complained that he couldn't be in the

[00:17:14] NBA and then we put him in the NBA and let him win every game, yeah, there would be no

[00:17:19] club queue, nightclub shooting.

[00:17:20] It would be very funny to imagine Shaquille O'Neal doing like a Patrick Swayze dirty dancing,

[00:17:25] like lifting him up.

[00:17:26] Yeah.

[00:17:27] So he can do one slam dunk.

[00:17:28] If you let that happen, you also let people steal valor.

[00:17:32] You let conservatives, because that's all conservatives want, is they want to be special

[00:17:35] forces operators, but they.

[00:17:37] But not actually go to the army.

[00:17:39] Yeah.

[00:17:40] They missed the boat on that.

[00:17:42] Yeah.

[00:17:43] Because they had flat feet or something.

[00:17:44] They were doing cut go.

[00:17:45] Yeah.

[00:17:46] They were doing.

[00:17:47] They were trying to own a small business.

[00:17:48] Yeah.

[00:17:49] Yeah.

[00:17:50] So you think, I think that's actually not a bad plan for our current situation.

[00:17:55] Where do you think we'd be at right now then?

[00:17:57] It's too late now.

[00:17:58] I know it's too late because obviously we don't have time machine technology.

[00:18:02] It's all set in motion.

[00:18:03] It's too late.

[00:18:04] But what do you think the outcome would be?

[00:18:05] If what?

[00:18:06] If you put Ben Shapiro in the NBA.

[00:18:08] If you put him in the NBA for one for one dunk, I think he would.

[00:18:11] Where a large man would lift him up in the air.

[00:18:13] He would refuse to do it.

[00:18:14] At this point, it's too late now.

[00:18:16] We can't do it now.

[00:18:17] I'm talking about the time machine.

[00:18:18] They already shot Ashley Babbitt.

[00:18:19] It's over.

[00:18:20] Yeah, I know.

[00:18:21] Blood's been drawn.

[00:18:22] We have nothing.

[00:18:23] The future is nothing but political violence.

[00:18:25] They'd be.

[00:18:26] This aperture that becomes increasingly more severe and also boring at the same time.

[00:18:32] Yeah, it's like a horrific stuff that doesn't even.

[00:18:37] Someone's going to break Steven's records.

[00:18:39] Someone's going to murder 300 people in a mass shooting and no one will care.

[00:18:45] Yeah.

[00:18:46] Is Steven Paddick in the Guinness Book of World Records?

[00:18:48] Yes.

[00:18:49] Yes.

[00:18:50] That's what he was going for.

[00:18:51] He was just like a nerd.

[00:18:52] He was like, I got to break one.

[00:18:55] Do you ever consider getting in that book?

[00:18:57] Yeah, I think I said that as a joke a couple episodes ago.

[00:19:00] I don't remember.

[00:19:01] Yeah, of course.

[00:19:02] What did you say?

[00:19:03] I forget.

[00:19:04] Maybe it was one that I wasn't here.

[00:19:07] I feel like there's a bunch of Chinese people in those books and they don't even realize

[00:19:10] they're in the book or that they have a record.

[00:19:12] They're a Chinese guy that's eating the most planes.

[00:19:15] Oh, the metal eater guy.

[00:19:16] Yeah.

[00:19:17] Yeah.

[00:19:18] And they're like, you won the record.

[00:19:19] He's like, oh, okay.

[00:19:21] Okay.

[00:19:22] Yeah.

[00:19:23] He's not trying to do anything.

[00:19:25] He's just eating planes.

[00:19:27] Yeah, it is really cool.

[00:19:30] He could really get some groupies off that, off of being in the book.

[00:19:38] Yeah.

[00:19:39] What were we talking about?

[00:19:42] The Club Q nightclub shooting.

[00:19:43] Yeah.

[00:19:44] Yeah, I did.

[00:19:45] So you're saying it pissed a lot of people off.

[00:19:47] Did it piss you off?

[00:19:48] The Club Q nightclub shooting?

[00:19:50] Yeah.

[00:19:51] I didn't even pay attention to it.

[00:19:53] Has anyone drawn the connection of the name of the club to the recent popular conspiracy

[00:19:59] theory?

[00:20:01] Which one said Q?

[00:20:02] Oh, I thought you were going to do a joke.

[00:20:05] I was asking you a question.

[00:20:07] Yeah, I'm sure.

[00:20:09] What was the joke you thought I was going to do?

[00:20:10] Like something based on club rather than Q?

[00:20:13] Oh, I'm misdirect.

[00:20:14] Yes.

[00:20:15] Should I run on that again?

[00:20:16] Yep.

[00:20:17] Has anyone drawn a connection between that and the recent popular conspiracy theory?

[00:20:23] What do you want me to say?

[00:20:29] Say no.

[00:20:30] What?

[00:20:31] Who's there?

[00:20:32] Knock knock.

[00:20:33] Who's there?

[00:20:34] No, I'm not doing a knock knock.

[00:20:37] Oh, but you know, come on.

[00:20:39] So yes, go ahead.

[00:20:40] Come on.

[00:20:41] Just you're saying just yes and me.

[00:20:42] I'm just oh, that's all I'm asking for.

[00:20:45] What conspiracy theory?

[00:20:46] Mm hmm.

[00:20:47] Oh, the popular club club Penguin.

[00:20:51] Because there's penguins.

[00:20:54] I was just saying the other day I used to reference club Penguin all the time.

[00:20:57] It's a good pull.

[00:20:58] I have no idea what it is.

[00:20:59] I think it was a baby chat room.

[00:21:01] It's yeah, it's like babies and pedophiles.

[00:21:03] It's a funny thing to say.

[00:21:05] Yeah, yeah.

[00:21:06] And alcada guys.

[00:21:07] Yeah.

[00:21:08] It was the best crew of all time.

[00:21:09] Yeah.

[00:21:10] Babies, pedophiles and alcada guys.

[00:21:12] Yeah.

[00:21:13] Kind of like a K-pop fan.

[00:21:15] Very similar to a K-pop demo.

[00:21:17] It's really annoying that Twitter is still around.

[00:21:19] Yeah, it should not exist.

[00:21:20] I feel like I wouldn't mind becoming old and out of touch if there was a new app that

[00:21:25] I had no idea what it was.

[00:21:27] Instead of the one that gave me my career.

[00:21:31] Oh, so you're saying this in a way, it was like if I can't have fun anymore, no one

[00:21:37] should.

[00:21:38] That's absolutely not a lot.

[00:21:39] You're doing it in a baby way.

[00:21:40] That's not a lot.

[00:21:41] You're doing it in a brat way.

[00:21:42] That's absolutely not what I'm saying.

[00:21:43] I'm just teasing you, Nick.

[00:21:44] I know.

[00:21:45] Just a little poking fun.

[00:21:46] What I'm saying is that if it was something I didn't have anywhere to access, I look at

[00:21:49] Twitter now and I see.

[00:21:51] Well, they were saying that this week.

[00:21:52] I don't understand.

[00:21:53] Google and Apple were saying that they were, people were saying that they wanted to take

[00:21:56] them off the app stores.

[00:22:00] Because of Elon?

[00:22:01] Yeah.

[00:22:02] Because Elon fucks too much.

[00:22:05] Yeah.

[00:22:06] What's next for Elon Musk?

[00:22:09] What dumb shit is he going to do next?

[00:22:12] I don't know.

[00:22:13] He does cool shit to me.

[00:22:16] You know what was very cool was when he made the rocket land right side up.

[00:22:23] Yeah.

[00:22:24] You don't think that's cool?

[00:22:26] I guess it is.

[00:22:27] Why?

[00:22:28] Because that's like from like, you know, it's like Star Wars shit.

[00:22:36] If you say, oh, you're too cool for that, Nick.

[00:22:38] Why are you doing this?

[00:22:39] I'm doing what?

[00:22:40] You're too cool for thinking that it's tight for a rocket to leave, to go to space, come

[00:22:45] back and land right side up.

[00:22:48] How do they usually just went into the ocean?

[00:22:51] No, I'm saying Elon got one to land right side up.

[00:22:53] Yeah, but we already had space shuttles.

[00:22:55] Those like land like a regular plane.

[00:22:57] No, those have like like fucking no.

[00:23:00] Space shows would they come down.

[00:23:02] They'd have like a fucking parachutes and stuff.

[00:23:04] It'd be like lame on the way back down.

[00:23:06] No, the space shuttle lands like a regular plane.

[00:23:09] That's right.

[00:23:10] Yeah.

[00:23:11] Yeah.

[00:23:12] It's so funny that two of them blew up and both of them killed women.

[00:23:14] Anytime a girl was on it.

[00:23:16] Yeah, it's so funny.

[00:23:17] Yeah.

[00:23:18] What was it?

[00:23:19] The Challenger and what was the other one?

[00:23:21] The like commander.

[00:23:23] When was that?

[00:23:24] I don't know.

[00:23:25] It was like, no, the Columbia and that one blow up also.

[00:23:27] I don't remember.

[00:23:29] The shuttles are out of commission.

[00:23:31] Well, they blew them both up.

[00:23:33] Yeah.

[00:23:34] The Challenger, the thing was like, it's my turn to drive.

[00:23:37] They put a teacher on the plane.

[00:23:38] Boom.

[00:23:39] They put a teacher on it, right?

[00:23:40] Yeah.

[00:23:41] That's why you learn about it in school.

[00:23:42] The teacher's like, isn't it sad that a teacher died?

[00:23:45] And we're like, shut up, bitch.

[00:23:48] Yeah.

[00:23:49] It's cool.

[00:23:50] They should have put cops on it.

[00:23:52] That's my anti-fatec.

[00:23:53] Hell yeah.

[00:23:54] Yeah.

[00:23:55] One take we're taking is that we're going back to being pro cop on the show.

[00:24:01] Are we?

[00:24:02] Yeah.

[00:24:03] SWAT teams, that's cool.

[00:24:07] No one talks about how cool SWAT is.

[00:24:10] Now, the SWAT guys, is that the only job they do at the police department?

[00:24:14] Yeah, it must be boring most of the time.

[00:24:15] Yeah.

[00:24:16] But maybe they have like a fireman's like clubhouse that they chill at.

[00:24:20] Yeah.

[00:24:21] Right?

[00:24:22] They have just lift weights together.

[00:24:23] Yeah, play darts, lift weights.

[00:24:24] It's like Baywatch in there.

[00:24:25] Exactly.

[00:24:26] The fellow is hanging out.

[00:24:27] Yeah, do pranks on each other.

[00:24:29] Yeah.

[00:24:30] Shower after a long day.

[00:24:32] All the fellows.

[00:24:33] Got to bring up dietsmoke.com.

[00:24:35] Should we?

[00:24:36] Out of this favorite website.

[00:24:37] Dietsmoke.com, a very loyal company to all of the people that they work with in a professional

[00:24:46] capacity.

[00:24:48] I love dietsmoke.com.

[00:24:49] It's my favorite company.

[00:24:51] Sorry, I'm just loading it up.

[00:24:56] They make the best edibles for a beautifully balanced buzz.

[00:25:01] It's not light.

[00:25:02] It's just right.

[00:25:04] You can curate your perfect stash at dietsmoke.com.

[00:25:09] They have the diet kind and the other kind, the regular kind.

[00:25:15] And guess what?

[00:25:17] It gets your real noise.

[00:25:18] It makes you feel real noise.

[00:25:20] Should we bring that back now?

[00:25:22] Noise.

[00:25:23] Saying noise.

[00:25:24] Noise.

[00:25:25] A lot of the noise piece of pussy.

[00:25:27] Oh, I'm not thinking about Australian.

[00:25:29] I'm saying it in like a weaker way.

[00:25:30] In the morning.

[00:25:31] Yeah.

[00:25:32] Get a nice piece of pussy juice.

[00:25:34] I'm saying it in a way like a wigger.

[00:25:38] You're getting a blowjob.

[00:25:39] Before bed, I take a little bit of noise.

[00:25:41] I got a bunch of alligator pussy juice that I put into an ice cube tray.

[00:25:47] In the morning, I have my coffee with alligator pussy juice cubes.

[00:25:52] I think that's a stereotype that's pretty harmful, actually.

[00:25:55] Oh, okay.

[00:25:56] I'm sorry.

[00:25:57] Yeah, I don't want to traffic in generalizations.

[00:26:00] Superficially.

[00:26:01] Dietsmoke.com.

[00:26:04] Dietsmoke bold products contain more potent cannabinoids and or higher doses recommended

[00:26:10] for experienced consumers of THC.

[00:26:12] Guys, this shit is for experts.

[00:26:14] It's not for noobs.

[00:26:15] It's not for herbs.

[00:26:16] I pitched a slogan to them.

[00:26:18] Dietsmoke.

[00:26:19] It's way better than diet crap.

[00:26:21] Mm-hmm.

[00:26:22] That, I mean, that's good.

[00:26:24] Are you tired of smoking just pieces of shit with zero calories in?

[00:26:28] Yeah.

[00:26:29] I'm sick and tired of that crap.

[00:26:30] Well, not yet.

[00:26:31] I go to my dealer and he gives me a bag of poo poo.

[00:26:35] I'm tired of dying smoking poo poo every morning in my Australian bungalow.

[00:26:40] I'm sick.

[00:26:41] I don't know about you folks, but I'm sick and tired of smoking poo poo.

[00:26:47] That's why I found dietsmoke.com.

[00:26:49] It's not light.

[00:26:50] It's just right.

[00:26:51] What do you think about like launch a talk show again?

[00:26:55] Look, and I know people are feeding for video content.

[00:26:59] It's coming soon.

[00:27:00] We shot something on Sunday that's coming out probably next week.

[00:27:02] For drapes or something.

[00:27:03] We're shooting another thing this weekend.

[00:27:05] Guys, don't fucking worry.

[00:27:06] Okay?

[00:27:07] We're hiring a staff so we can do this without burning ourselves out.

[00:27:09] I think in the interim, once we get the just the AV stuff figured out, we do a baby show

[00:27:14] for a while and we have like puppets and stuff on.

[00:27:17] Maybe cute.

[00:27:18] Yeah.

[00:27:19] So every episode like you're learning about conjunctions and grammar and stuff like that.

[00:27:25] I would like that.

[00:27:26] Yeah.

[00:27:27] We could have one of the letters of the alphabet come on.

[00:27:29] We're going to have Q come on.

[00:27:30] I'd be like, how do you feel about the shooting in Colorado Springs?

[00:27:35] Yeah.

[00:27:36] What are you talking about?

[00:27:37] What are you talking about?

[00:27:38] I was like, I'm the other Q.

[00:27:39] Yeah.

[00:27:40] I'm the bad Q.

[00:27:41] Yeah.

[00:27:42] We have good Q and bad Q on the Annemarie Friedland show.

[00:27:45] And we have them debate.

[00:27:46] Yeah.

[00:27:47] Yeah.

[00:27:48] And I moderate.

[00:27:49] I can dress up as Elmo.

[00:27:50] I can be like, what do you mean there's two letter Qs?

[00:27:53] I was like, well, Elmo, you use a different letter Q can be used for a lot of words.

[00:27:58] I'm like, who's this black guy?

[00:28:00] Yeah.

[00:28:01] It's me.

[00:28:02] Elmo, it's Gordon.

[00:28:03] Remember me, your friend Gordon, Elmo from Sesame Street?

[00:28:07] Dye smoke, calm.

[00:28:08] It's way better than diet crap.

[00:28:10] It's better than diet crap, folks.

[00:28:13] Anyway, guys, I'm going to cut this short because who knows about them paying?

[00:28:20] But what is diet smoke, bold?

[00:28:21] Dye smoke, bold line of products is our stronger, our, our stronger experiences.

[00:28:28] Not English.

[00:28:29] They contain more potent cannabinoids and or higher doses.

[00:28:32] Diet smoke, bold is recommended for those who are experienced consumers.

[00:28:36] Like I just said, and looking for a more traditional high feeling.

[00:28:40] Listen, they got a lot of crap that you can get.

[00:28:43] Edibles, gummies, vapes, drinks.

[00:28:46] They got all this crap you can get.

[00:28:48] And you can get a discount if you put it in our promo code.

[00:28:51] And that promo code is TAFS.

[00:28:53] Correct?

[00:28:54] No, I think it's comtowner comtown.

[00:28:56] Comtown 20.

[00:28:59] We thank them for their support of the show and for sticking by our side, unlike a lot

[00:29:04] of other companies.

[00:29:07] One thing I do want to mention is that they have added a line of diet smoke clothes.

[00:29:15] Looks like they have hoodies and t-shirts.

[00:29:18] And you're definitely going to want to check those out.

[00:29:21] I get all my clothes from the weed company.

[00:29:24] From the...

[00:29:25] Yeah.

[00:29:26] Me, yes, me.

[00:29:27] If I'm wearing clothes, it's got to have weed on it.

[00:29:30] It's got to be weed.

[00:29:32] I got Stewie Griffin looking at child pornography.

[00:29:36] I have Rick and Morty with red eyes because they've been hitting so much bong.

[00:29:42] That's got to be a cool guy.

[00:29:43] Is the Rick and Morty pedophile?

[00:29:45] A guy that's into Rick and Morty and child pornography.

[00:29:51] He sounds pretty cool.

[00:29:52] Yeah.

[00:29:53] You should have him on the show.

[00:29:54] Yeah, but the problem is that Rick and Morty is actually for adults.

[00:29:57] You're not going to fuck me, are you Mr. Pedafo?

[00:30:00] No, Elmo, you're a puppet.

[00:30:02] I only have sex with humans, little boys and girl humans.

[00:30:07] But maybe if a child was operating you, then I would.

[00:30:11] Mr. Pedafile, do you consider yourself part of the LGBTQ community?

[00:30:16] Most certainly.

[00:30:17] No.

[00:30:18] Hello?

[00:30:19] Yeah.

[00:30:20] Don't do that because they're going to come in here.

[00:30:24] It's probably a package.

[00:30:25] I'll go check.

[00:30:26] No, don't go check.

[00:30:28] You said I can't say hello, but you have to go outside and check someone knocks on our

[00:30:31] door.

[00:30:32] We're waiting on Nick to come back.

[00:30:35] A lot of you guys are probably wondering what Nick is wearing right now.

[00:30:39] It's all describing for you.

[00:30:40] He's wearing a black T-shirt, black jeans, and Adidas Sambo's.

[00:30:45] Nick, what did we get?

[00:30:50] No, he's left me.

[00:30:54] So, thank you for the package.

[00:31:02] Thank you so much.

[00:31:04] What did we get?

[00:31:05] We got lens caps, folks.

[00:31:11] That's really important because you don't want dust getting on the sensors and getting

[00:31:16] on the end of our lenses.

[00:31:18] All right.

[00:31:19] Back to the podcast.

[00:31:20] Come on.

[00:31:21] Let's finish this crap.

[00:31:25] Why are you opening them up?

[00:31:26] Let's do that later.

[00:31:36] What's wrong?

[00:31:38] What's wrong?

[00:31:41] I just dropped some of my S-Build.

[00:31:42] I was holding these in a way I wanted to.

[00:31:45] I dropped them.

[00:31:46] You dropped them aware?

[00:31:47] I'm just in a pile in a way that is not satisfying.

[00:31:52] Oh, you wanted to stack them?

[00:31:54] So, you're live at the Adam Friedlin Show unboxing of the micro four-thirds Leng Cat.

[00:31:59] Yeah, let's hear about what we're working with here.

[00:32:02] Love that you can hear.

[00:32:04] What's the smell like?

[00:32:05] It smells good.

[00:32:06] The packaging is typical of a lot of the Chinese branded stuff these days.

[00:32:13] Sensei says here.

[00:32:15] Let's look at the...

[00:32:16] Yeah, let's read the packaging.

[00:32:17] Your lens cap, micro four-thirds, one-year limited warranty made in China from madebysensei.com.

[00:32:26] And Sensei is a registered trademark of the Grattis Group.

[00:32:31] That means free.

[00:32:32] No, it's G-R-A-D-U-S.

[00:32:33] Oh, different spelling.

[00:32:36] So it's Latin.

[00:32:37] A lot of these Chinese companies use a Japanese name and then they're owned by a Latin.

[00:32:42] Just anything but Chinese.

[00:32:44] Yeah.

[00:32:45] They really try to throw you off there.

[00:32:47] They really don't.

[00:32:48] So we're actually going to go get a lens and see how these fit on them.

[00:32:50] Yeah, let's see that.

[00:32:54] So I thought we were kind of on to something with that Rick and Morty pedophile thing.

[00:33:04] But I don't know, this is important.

[00:33:07] I guess keeping you guys updated about the gear that we are buying for the show right

[00:33:13] now, you know, this is, I think it was the way you guys want.

[00:33:21] So are you coming back?

[00:33:24] You're coming back?

[00:33:26] Hold your horses.

[00:33:32] All right, I'm back.

[00:33:40] Back with Rene Dune.

[00:33:41] So we're going to do another unboxing here.

[00:33:45] So yeah, he's unboxing lens cap number two right now.

[00:33:50] This is obviously also from Sensei.

[00:33:55] And look at that slide in.

[00:33:56] Let's get some noise.

[00:33:57] Let's get some Foley on that.

[00:34:01] Let's get the mic in there, Nick.

[00:34:05] That sounds good.

[00:34:08] That's good.

[00:34:10] How do you feel?

[00:34:12] Well, we got our lens cap on this guy now.

[00:34:16] That's a big, that's a win for today, I feel like.

[00:34:19] Yeah.

[00:34:20] You know, it's the small wins every day.

[00:34:22] Like keep Nick and I going.

[00:34:23] You ever looked through the rear lens or one of these and it makes you want to throw up?

[00:34:28] No.

[00:34:29] I get like motion sickness looking through lenses.

[00:34:33] Like a lens off of a camera.

[00:34:35] Yes.

[00:34:36] And you do it multiple times.

[00:34:38] Yeah, do it until I throw up.

[00:34:40] It's kind of like tripping.

[00:34:42] Yeah.

[00:34:43] Yeah.

[00:34:44] You do like a.

[00:34:45] Sort of a win-hairy-met-sally sort of thing.

[00:34:48] Yeah.

[00:34:50] Nick.

[00:34:51] You ever do that?

[00:34:53] You ever take a sip of something?

[00:34:57] Yeah, I'll see.

[00:34:59] Yeah, I know it's good.

[00:35:02] Do you ever do that?

[00:35:06] I've done it.

[00:35:07] I've done it before.

[00:35:08] You think an awe is ever genuine or you think it's performative?

[00:35:13] I think some people do it for real.

[00:35:17] Cool people or no?

[00:35:19] I don't know.

[00:35:21] Yeah.

[00:35:22] That's how you feel about stuff.

[00:35:26] I don't know.

[00:35:27] I thought we were kind of really onto something with that Rick and Morty pedophile guy.

[00:35:31] Wow.

[00:35:32] And then the package came.

[00:35:33] But who cares, dude?

[00:35:35] I mean like, here's the truth guy.

[00:35:36] Can we be honest with the audience?

[00:35:38] We're like annoyed that shit.

[00:35:43] We're very impatient for shit to get pumping and now we're doing like these audio episodes

[00:35:49] and you know, we're professionals.

[00:35:53] We're powering through it.

[00:35:55] We're doing unboxings.

[00:35:57] But you know, we are as impatient I think as our audiences.

[00:36:05] We hear you.

[00:36:06] I hear.

[00:36:07] It's very hard to find a talent booker.

[00:36:09] No, we did.

[00:36:11] We have one now.

[00:36:12] No, we're talking.

[00:36:13] We have a call.

[00:36:14] We still don't have a talent booker.

[00:36:15] No, but it's the one we should go with.

[00:36:18] Yeah.

[00:36:19] Okay.

[00:36:20] And if they say no, then we can just, you know, threaten them.

[00:36:24] Okay.

[00:36:25] Yeah.

[00:36:26] So I think that's a good strategy.

[00:36:27] It is probably.

[00:36:28] Yeah.

[00:36:29] Do you want me to play a character that you can interview for the rest of the show?

[00:36:34] Do you want?

[00:36:35] Yeah, that might be easy.

[00:36:36] Let's see.

[00:36:37] I don't know.

[00:36:38] I thought the beginning of the show was fine.

[00:36:39] Okay.

[00:36:40] But let's maybe we have to do an interview segment.

[00:36:42] All right.

[00:36:43] Let's do an area.

[00:36:44] So unless you want to do a monologue, I can look at headlines here.

[00:36:47] No, let's do an interview.

[00:36:48] Let's do an area.

[00:36:49] Everyone's excited about the release of the Matilda musical.

[00:36:51] That's big.

[00:36:52] Let's talk about that.

[00:36:53] They're giving.

[00:36:54] They're giving.

[00:36:55] It's giving pussy for starters.

[00:36:56] There's a couple of things.

[00:36:58] It's giving child.

[00:36:59] It eats and it gives pussy.

[00:37:02] It posts eats and gives pussy past.

[00:37:04] It gives it gives passenger princess.

[00:37:06] Yeah.

[00:37:07] And if you think Nick's making that up, the official Netflix account tweeted, the new

[00:37:13] Matilda is giving pussy.

[00:37:15] Yeah.

[00:37:16] It's serving pussy and it's giving pussy.

[00:37:18] It's serving pussy and it's eating pussy.

[00:37:23] The new Matilda movie is eating more pussy than it can even stomach.

[00:37:27] That's the scene in the movie is the fat boy eats the trench balls pussy.

[00:37:30] So she makes him eat her entire pussy and ass in front of the cafeteria.

[00:37:35] Really?

[00:37:36] Yeah.

[00:37:37] That catches you smoking six or something.

[00:37:39] It makes you smoke that whole damn pack.

[00:37:41] Has she seen the Matilda movie?

[00:37:43] The first one?

[00:37:44] Yeah.

[00:37:45] From 1996.

[00:37:46] I don't think I ever did honestly.

[00:37:48] It's a great movie.

[00:37:49] Is it good?

[00:37:50] It's very good.

[00:37:51] Yeah.

[00:37:52] But there's a fat boy.

[00:37:53] It's about an orphan.

[00:37:54] Is it an orphan movie?

[00:37:55] Who eats cake and he's the trench bull next to him.

[00:38:02] You're pussy and ass in front of the whole school.

[00:38:06] Certain type of YouTube video.

[00:38:10] What's that?

[00:38:11] What do you think?

[00:38:12] Oh, let's elaborate on that.

[00:38:15] Nick has a very devilish smile on his face right now.

[00:38:18] No, I won't.

[00:38:19] It's too early in the day for causing trouble.

[00:38:23] I don't know.

[00:38:24] I'm always down to cause a little bit of mischief.

[00:38:29] Anyway, so you're excited about this new Matilda, Nick.

[00:38:32] Everybody's talking about it.

[00:38:34] Yeah.

[00:38:35] Everyone's talking about it right now.

[00:38:36] Everyone's talking about the new Matilda movie.

[00:38:38] It's a movie about an orphan.

[00:38:40] Yeah.

[00:38:41] Which is somebody with no parents.

[00:38:45] Or they could have bad parents too.

[00:38:46] Yeah.

[00:38:47] But aren't good enough to be parents.

[00:38:48] No, she's not an orphan.

[00:38:51] So why is she at that school?

[00:38:53] She knows magic, right?

[00:38:54] It's a private school.

[00:38:57] I told the movie dominates UK box office.

[00:39:00] What the fuck else is playing?

[00:39:01] James Bond number two a million.

[00:39:03] No, they don't have one right now.

[00:39:04] Harry Potter.

[00:39:06] Glass onion.

[00:39:08] No, they literally do.

[00:39:10] There's a James Bond?

[00:39:11] Yeah.

[00:39:12] Well, there's a Daniel Craig movie.

[00:39:13] Oh, no.

[00:39:14] But that's literally all they have is fucking James Bond movie.

[00:39:18] That's not James Bond.

[00:39:19] Glass onion is a knives out sequel.

[00:39:25] The company agreed to some exclusive theatrical distribution

[00:39:28] for Netflix remains can committed to streaming.

[00:39:33] You know, I also remains committed to streaming

[00:39:35] as my dog all over the floor of my condo.

[00:39:41] Your efficiency apartment.

[00:39:43] This dog loves pissing.

[00:39:44] Yeah.

[00:39:46] You don't talk a lot about your dog.

[00:39:48] Yeah.

[00:39:49] I thought it was weird for you to name your dog that name.

[00:39:52] It's weird.

[00:39:53] They did Clifford.

[00:39:54] And they said somebody said, how about a giant dog?

[00:39:56] And they said it needs more.

[00:39:57] And they said, well, maybe he's got a small dick.

[00:40:03] Yeah.

[00:40:03] Maybe he has a tiny dog dick, despite being huge.

[00:40:06] They're like, I don't know if that's good for kids.

[00:40:08] Yeah, it's inappropriate.

[00:40:09] I don't know.

[00:40:10] Who's red?

[00:40:11] They're like, that's fine.

[00:40:12] That's fine.

[00:40:13] Yeah.

[00:40:14] Just make them a big red dog.

[00:40:15] They don't really go into how much food that dog would need.

[00:40:18] Yeah.

[00:40:20] There was originally called Clifford the huge piece of shit.

[00:40:23] Yeah.

[00:40:24] And it wasn't even a dog.

[00:40:25] It was just a guy that was kind of sucked.

[00:40:27] Oh, it was just a guy.

[00:40:28] I thought you meant a giant turd.

[00:40:30] Clifford the huge.

[00:40:32] Clifford's just a picture of a house

[00:40:34] with a giant piece of shit.

[00:40:35] It's their pet.

[00:40:39] A giant piece of shit next to the house.

[00:40:41] Yeah.

[00:40:42] Clifford the huge piece of shit.

[00:40:47] Yeah, and it's for kids.

[00:40:49] And it teaches them important lessons about life.

[00:40:54] That's pretty cool.

[00:40:55] I got to pick up my fucking laundry.

[00:40:59] We got to start doing this show first thing in the morning.

[00:41:02] Well, I came.

[00:41:04] Well, you know, we used to do the part.

[00:41:05] I was 15 minutes late.

[00:41:06] You had complications coming to the office today.

[00:41:10] I had a bunch of complications.

[00:41:11] But I'm just saying, we used to do the old podcast

[00:41:14] at like 10 o'clock in the morning.

[00:41:15] Yeah, that was you lived 12 minutes away from me.

[00:41:19] No, but it's easier.

[00:41:20] But the afternoon, now we have a 35 to 40 minute commute.

[00:41:24] Yeah.

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[00:42:55] Remember when everybody was worried about that?

[00:42:57] About dirty bombs?

[00:42:58] Is it just calling them that because Muslims have them?

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[00:43:03] What was it?

[00:43:04] Are there other bombs clean?

[00:43:06] I don't understand.

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[00:43:20] The Caucasian?

[00:43:21] Yeah.

[00:43:21] White people think dirty bombs too spicy.

[00:43:23] Yeah.

[00:43:24] The concacity of that same index.

[00:43:27] Yeah, it's got too much seasoning.

[00:43:28] Hashtag Oscars so white.

[00:43:30] Hashtag Oscars so white.

[00:43:32] Yeah.

[00:43:34] So who you got in the Oscars this year?

[00:43:37] What are your early predictions?

[00:43:38] I think I'm going to win for Matilda.

[00:43:42] Oh, you were involved in that project?

[00:43:43] I directed Matilda.

[00:43:44] You did.

[00:43:44] Yeah.

[00:43:45] So what was that process like?

[00:43:46] Well, I did.

[00:43:47] What was it like working with them kids?

[00:43:49] I kind of had a mental breakdown two days in.

[00:43:52] I was stressed out and I started

[00:43:53] talking like a Chinese guy.

[00:43:55] And I was like, oh, they need more dancing.

[00:43:57] But you finished the project as a Chinese guy?

[00:43:59] It ended up being very helpful.

[00:44:00] Really?

[00:44:01] I said, more dancing.

[00:44:02] It kind of like disarmed your instruction.

[00:44:05] Yeah, it's cool.

[00:44:05] Maybe, but more dancing.

[00:44:07] Mm-hmm.

[00:44:07] And then they had a more dancing and it was perfect.

[00:44:09] Right.

[00:44:10] And they weren't listening to you as Nick.

[00:44:12] I like more dancing.

[00:44:13] I like more dancing, please.

[00:44:19] More baby, more dancing.

[00:44:21] More baby, more dancing.

[00:44:22] Eat pussy and ass.

[00:44:24] The dancing doesn't eat enough pussy.

[00:44:26] Yeah.

[00:44:27] We make a fat boy eat the pussy.

[00:44:29] Mm-hmm.

[00:44:29] Yeah.

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[00:45:03] and then in a circle with an X through it, no ma'am.

[00:45:07] Like from the?

[00:45:09] No shit.

[00:45:09] Yeah, the show married with chills.

[00:45:11] Yeah.

[00:45:12] We got to get those shirts, dude.

[00:45:14] Al Bundy.

[00:45:14] We got to get those shirts.

[00:45:16] They have them all over the place.

[00:45:18] That really was one of the best shows.

[00:45:21] Merit with children?

[00:45:21] I loved it.

[00:45:22] I would watch it as like a 10 year old and be like,

[00:45:24] I'm not going to fuck my wife.

[00:45:26] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:45:27] Oh.

[00:45:29] I can't wait to be just.

[00:45:30] I can't wait until I don't fuck my bitch wife.

[00:45:32] Just to not fuck my wife.

[00:45:34] Yeah.

[00:45:35] Boom, boom, boom, boom.

[00:45:38] I can't wait to be just like this guy who scored five touchdowns

[00:45:42] in Nib High and sales shoes now.

[00:45:45] Do you remember the gag at the strip club?

[00:45:48] I love the episode.

[00:45:48] Do you remember that episode?

[00:45:49] The male character that's just a guy that peaked in high school.

[00:45:53] Yeah.

[00:45:53] It's a great character.

[00:45:55] Yeah.

[00:45:56] And his daughter is a fucking piece of ass.

[00:45:59] And his son is a bitch.

[00:46:00] His son's a wigger.

[00:46:02] His son's a wigger, like a five foot two wigger.

[00:46:05] And his wife's annoying, even though she's kind of hot too.

[00:46:07] Yeah.

[00:46:08] No, they had a really funny gag.

[00:46:11] There's an episode where Al takes Bud to the new debar, right?

[00:46:18] And he has a dollar.

[00:46:22] And the dollar is attached to fishing wire.

[00:46:27] So cool.

[00:46:28] Look how cool that fucking guy is.

[00:46:30] Yeah, Al Bundy was a cool guy.

[00:46:31] And he put his hand on his penis while he watched TV.

[00:46:34] Yeah.

[00:46:35] I'm going to touch my penis.

[00:46:36] I'm going to touch my penis.

[00:46:38] I'm going to touch my fucking penis.

[00:46:39] Shut the fuck up, Peg.

[00:46:40] I'm going to touch my penis.

[00:46:42] Do you remember this, Nick?

[00:46:43] Are you listening?

[00:46:44] Yeah, I'm listening.

[00:46:45] So yeah, he goes to the new debar with his son, Bud.

[00:46:49] And he has a dollar to tip the sex workers.

[00:46:55] And it's attached to a fishing wire.

[00:46:58] And so he tips the girl a dollar while she's dancing on stage.

[00:47:01] And then he pulls it away with the fishing wire.

[00:47:04] And then he looks at Bud.

[00:47:06] And he said, one day son, this will be yours.

[00:47:09] Like that's going to be his inheritance one day.

[00:47:12] Oh, this is $1 in the promotional material for the show.

[00:47:16] You can just fully see his penis and his pants.

[00:47:22] Oh my god.

[00:47:24] You just see his dick.

[00:47:26] You see his dick and balls.

[00:47:27] Yeah.

[00:47:29] That is hilarious.

[00:47:30] That's just the DVD cover.

[00:47:37] That's amazing.

[00:47:38] We got to get that on DVD box set.

[00:47:43] Merry with children.

[00:47:44] Hell yeah.

[00:47:45] Fuck yeah.

[00:47:46] Kelly, she was so hard.

[00:47:47] Do you remember the audience reaction whenever

[00:47:49] Kelly would come out?

[00:47:50] Yeah.

[00:47:51] They'd be like, ah.

[00:47:53] She's a pure sweetheart, dude.

[00:47:55] She's Christina Applegate.

[00:47:57] She's one of the hottest ever.

[00:48:01] Yeah, Edo Neil got fat in such a funny way too.

[00:48:05] Like the way his body looks now.

[00:48:06] Did he?

[00:48:07] Yeah.

[00:48:08] I thought he was just an old guy.

[00:48:09] I know, but look how the way he's.

[00:48:12] But he doesn't look fat.

[00:48:13] Like he's one of those.

[00:48:14] His entire body looks like a heroin addict's arm.

[00:48:18] But he's like kind of like, you know what?

[00:48:20] And you're probably going to disagree with me.

[00:48:21] But he has like a Kevin James thing

[00:48:23] where his face doesn't look like as bad as the body.

[00:48:26] You know what I mean?

[00:48:27] The head doesn't look like as fat as the rest of the body.

[00:48:31] No, he looks like Cookie Monster.

[00:48:35] He's on what do you call it?

[00:48:36] Modern family.

[00:48:37] That was a big show.

[00:48:38] Yeah.

[00:48:40] We should get Edo Neil on this show.

[00:48:42] I would love to get Edo Neil on the show.

[00:48:51] Jesus Christ.

[00:48:53] But his arms are strong.

[00:48:56] His triceps are popping in that picture.

[00:48:59] But he has literally saggy women's breasts.

[00:49:03] He looks happy.

[00:49:04] It's so sick.

[00:49:04] Yeah.

[00:49:05] He's like, sure, Liz, he doesn't give a fuck.

[00:49:08] He's album D.

[00:49:09] He's probably.

[00:49:10] Nick just showed me a picture of him riding a bicycle.

[00:49:13] Oh, no.

[00:49:14] Christina Abigade has spoken.

[00:49:15] Is dead.

[00:49:16] She's got multiple sclerosis.

[00:49:18] What is that?

[00:49:20] I don't know.

[00:49:21] But that makes me sad.

[00:49:22] I want to cry.

[00:49:23] She's too beautiful to have MS.

[00:49:25] That is sad.

[00:49:27] Can we do something for her?

[00:49:29] This just happened.

[00:49:30] Recently.

[00:49:31] November 17th.

[00:49:33] What does it say?

[00:49:35] Let's see.

[00:49:35] She missed early symptoms of MS, such as balance,

[00:49:38] a few years ago.

[00:49:43] It's like a thing that the nervous system kind of thing?

[00:49:46] I don't know.

[00:49:47] What is the nervous system?

[00:49:48] They got two.

[00:49:49] Which one of those?

[00:49:49] They got all these Jewish parts of your body.

[00:49:52] That are just letters.

[00:49:54] They got to stop doing that.

[00:49:55] You got MS, you got fucking MD, you got MR.

[00:50:01] What's MR?

[00:50:02] Mental retardation.

[00:50:03] Oh.

[00:50:05] Nice.

[00:50:07] Oh, yeah.

[00:50:08] It's a lupus spover, the immune system.

[00:50:11] What's lupus?

[00:50:12] Lupus is like your, is that autoimmune,

[00:50:14] where your immune system attacks itself, I guess.

[00:50:17] What's the thing where you crap yourself a lot?

[00:50:20] Diarrhea.

[00:50:20] No, not diarrhea.

[00:50:22] But it's like you crap yourself your whole life.

[00:50:25] Crohn's, Crohn's.

[00:50:26] Baby is in.

[00:50:27] What?

[00:50:27] Baby is in.

[00:50:29] No, it's not baby.

[00:50:31] Crohn's, right?

[00:50:32] Crohn's.

[00:50:33] When do you stop being a baby when you stop shooting yourself?

[00:50:36] Then you're a toddler.

[00:50:38] I think toddlers still have diapers though, right?

[00:50:41] Yeah.

[00:50:42] When do you stop being a baby?

[00:50:43] It's a weird thing that doesn't, that does happen,

[00:50:45] but only in like South America when like a baby will hit puberty.

[00:50:51] Yeah, they like get mustaches.

[00:50:53] Yeah.

[00:50:53] Well, they get, they're get pregnant.

[00:50:56] It was the thing, they'd be like a three year old is pregnant.

[00:50:59] And then the story would, I remember as a kid,

[00:51:01] you'd see the story then it'd be like, oh, they hit puberty early.

[00:51:03] And it's like, yeah, but they got fucked.

[00:51:05] Right.

[00:51:06] Yeah, but their story is somebody fucked this baby.

[00:51:08] Yeah, yeah.

[00:51:09] Yeah.

[00:51:09] Like amazing baby.

[00:51:11] Yeah.

[00:51:12] And it better be another baby that did it.

[00:51:14] It has to.

[00:51:15] Yeah.

[00:51:15] Yeah.

[00:51:16] I'm going to get a job.

[00:51:18] I'm going to support this family.

[00:51:20] I'm not leaving.

[00:51:21] We're going to leave on Central Street, together.

[00:51:24] We're going to make these work.

[00:51:26] Yeah.

[00:51:28] For instance, fatigue, anxiety, low mood,

[00:51:30] decreased focus, constipation, these are all

[00:51:32] symptoms that are frequently encountered by people who have MS.

[00:51:35] I have all that.

[00:51:37] Yeah.

[00:51:38] No, well, we're just, we're like bourgeois.

[00:51:41] I'm not participating.

[00:51:42] We're like a Marie Antoinette, basically.

[00:51:44] I know.

[00:51:46] They can are wearing corsets and hoop dresses.

[00:51:48] Yeah.

[00:51:49] Yeah.

[00:51:49] I said, let them atel de movie, E-Pussy.

[00:51:53] Let the kids.

[00:51:54] Let them kids E-Pussy.

[00:51:56] Let them kids E-Pussy.

[00:52:01] Damn.

[00:52:01] Does she look good, so?

[00:52:03] Yeah.

[00:52:06] That only makes her more beautiful to me, that she is MS.

[00:52:08] Yeah.

[00:52:09] She's been through so much.

[00:52:11] She's tragic.

[00:52:13] She kind of looks like, she looks like, what's your name?

[00:52:17] Catherine O'Hara now?

[00:52:19] Like Kevin Macaulish's mom?

[00:52:21] Yeah.

[00:52:23] She does?

[00:52:23] Yeah, they look very similar.

[00:52:25] Wait, let me see.

[00:52:26] Show me a pic.

[00:52:27] Oh, Christina Applegate.

[00:52:31] I mean, look.

[00:52:35] Yeah, like, I see it, I guess.

[00:52:38] But she looks better.

[00:52:41] Christina Applegate's early in that sense

[00:52:42] was making clear that the disease can be mistaken

[00:52:45] for everyday aches.

[00:52:46] This is kind of irresponsible journalism, though.

[00:52:50] You shouldn't be.

[00:52:51] There's a bunch of articles now that are saying that, oh,

[00:52:54] she missed the early warning signs.

[00:52:56] Like depression or anxiety.

[00:52:58] It's like, yeah, that's a good idea.

[00:52:59] Tell people that are anxious.

[00:53:01] That they're dying.

[00:53:01] That they might have MS.

[00:53:03] Yeah.

[00:53:05] But then what, what, I mean, if someone reads that

[00:53:08] and then they catch it early, then it wouldn't be good?

[00:53:11] I don't know if there's anything you can do about it.

[00:53:13] MS?

[00:53:15] Yeah.

[00:53:15] There's no cure?

[00:53:17] I don't think so.

[00:53:18] That's why they have to do marches.

[00:53:21] Let's say you know, you know a disease is never

[00:53:23] going to be cured if they're like, I don't know.

[00:53:24] Let's try a marathon.

[00:53:25] Let's try a parade.

[00:53:26] Let's, yeah.

[00:53:27] Let's do a parade.

[00:53:28] Let's do a fun run.

[00:53:29] Maybe that'll stop it.

[00:53:30] I don't know.

[00:53:30] Yeah.

[00:53:31] Yeah, that's kind of giving up.

[00:53:34] Yeah.

[00:53:36] What's your favorite disease?

[00:53:38] My favorite disease?

[00:53:39] Uh-huh.

[00:53:41] Explosive Defiance Disorder?

[00:53:43] What is that?

[00:53:44] I don't know.

[00:53:45] Your parents getting divorced?

[00:53:47] I made it out.

[00:53:48] There is a behavioral problem called

[00:53:50] like explosive or something.

[00:53:52] Like baby disorder?

[00:53:54] Yeah, like a bad kid disorder.

[00:53:56] Yeah.

[00:53:56] Where they're like, no, I'm sorry.

[00:53:58] Why no, you can't accept that your child's just

[00:54:00] got a shitty personality.

[00:54:01] Yeah, it's just a dick.

[00:54:03] He's got a disease.

[00:54:05] Do you wish your parents caught the early signs of that?

[00:54:08] Yeah.

[00:54:08] Uh-huh.

[00:54:10] You know what's funny?

[00:54:10] I was thinking about the other day.

[00:54:12] When like a, yeah.

[00:54:13] I have all of these symptoms except for the bowel issues.

[00:54:15] I still take perfect shit, dude.

[00:54:18] I have been, my shooting has been pretty good recently.

[00:54:22] It's perfect.

[00:54:23] I take a perfect shit in the morning.

[00:54:25] Yeah.

[00:54:25] Yeah.

[00:54:26] Clock work?

[00:54:27] It goes down into the bowl and then comes up

[00:54:30] through the top part.

[00:54:31] Really?

[00:54:31] Yeah.

[00:54:32] It says, it likes this peekaboo.

[00:54:34] Yeah.

[00:54:34] It's got googly eyes on the top.

[00:54:36] You do a little peekaboo.

[00:54:37] It's got, what's going on?

[00:54:38] Hey, Nick.

[00:54:39] Yeah, I'm like, oh, hey shit.

[00:54:40] You got to, yeah, we got to do like a family guy where the Brian character is Peter's

[00:54:50] poop.

[00:54:51] Yeah.

[00:54:51] He's his best friend.

[00:54:52] He's like a friendly.

[00:54:54] Yeah.

[00:54:55] Just, yeah.

[00:54:55] Okay.

[00:54:55] Makes emotional.

[00:54:56] First public appearance after MS diagnosis.

[00:54:59] I love you all so much.

[00:55:00] She's talking to me, by the way.

[00:55:03] I guess South Park did the Christmas poo.

[00:55:05] Yeah, they did.

[00:55:06] They did everything, man.

[00:55:07] Jesus Christ.

[00:55:10] She said she loves you all.

[00:55:11] No, she was diagnosed in 2021.

[00:55:13] Oh, so she's been lying to us for a year.

[00:55:16] But she's not.

[00:55:17] About her status.

[00:55:18] Yeah.

[00:55:19] Well, that pisses me off, honestly.

[00:55:22] Yeah.

[00:55:23] Yeah.

[00:55:24] Yeah.

[00:55:25] Yeah.

[00:55:26] Yeah.

[00:55:27] Yeah.

[00:55:28] Yeah.

[00:55:29] Yeah.

[00:55:30] Yeah.

[00:55:31] Yeah.

[00:55:32] Yeah.

[00:55:33] Yeah.

[00:55:34] Yeah.

[00:55:35] Yeah.

[00:55:36] Yeah.

[00:55:37] Yeah.

[00:55:38] Yeah.

[00:55:39] What's wrong?

[00:55:41] You're sad about this news?

[00:55:42] Yeah.

[00:55:43] Yeah, it is pretty sad.

[00:55:45] You know, I was thinking a lot about, I've been thinking a lot about Norm and then that

[00:55:51] guy Chadwick Boseman.

[00:55:52] Yeah.

[00:55:53] You know, about like their decision to be dying of cancer and not tell anyone.

[00:55:58] I think that's kind of maybe a clear difference between the two of us in terms of personality

[00:56:03] types.

[00:56:04] I was like thinking, I was like, Nick would also kind of maybe do that.

[00:56:08] Like do the like do like a, it's very masculine.

[00:56:12] It's like a man, you know, like, wow, that was a great man, you know, or you're not listening

[00:56:18] to me, right?

[00:56:19] Yeah.

[00:56:20] You know what I'm saying?

[00:56:21] Hitler, great man.

[00:56:22] No, that's all.

[00:56:23] I'm trying to make a point here, right?

[00:56:25] That's what I was just thinking about.

[00:56:27] If I got cancer, like I would be so unable to not shut the fuck up about my cancer.

[00:56:34] Yeah.

[00:56:35] Like it is so inspirational.

[00:56:36] Did Norm McDonald hit it for everybody?

[00:56:39] And and what con black panther.

[00:56:42] Oh, well, yeah.

[00:56:44] You also hit that he was black for years.

[00:56:46] No, he didn't.

[00:56:47] How was he in black panther?

[00:56:48] He was hiding.

[00:56:49] He was black.

[00:56:50] That's the blackest movie of all time.

[00:56:51] What was his name again?

[00:56:53] Prince Ali wonder is he Chadwick Boseman.

[00:56:58] Yeah.

[00:56:59] Yeah.

[00:57:00] Apparently, like some of his like co stars on some projects, like we're talking shit

[00:57:06] about him for being a diva because he'd have like acupuncturists and like he'd have all

[00:57:10] these people like coming in and they all thought he was like a just a celebrity diva

[00:57:16] and they didn't realize that it was all just like cancer treatment.

[00:57:18] Oh my, my favorite foot mouth moments, I think.

[00:57:22] And I forget how close and timing it was, but it was Jamie Kilstein tweeted something

[00:57:27] shitty about the amazing Jonathan, like right before he either announced he had cancer or

[00:57:33] like right.

[00:57:34] I can't remember if he announced he had cancer.

[00:57:35] He just died suddenly and then was like, oh, he had actually had cancer.

[00:57:39] But it was just like the week before Jamie Kilstein.

[00:57:41] What do you say?

[00:57:42] I don't know.

[00:57:43] He was like, go see the amazing fucking Jonathan or some shit like that or whatever.

[00:57:46] You know, been doing like that.

[00:57:47] I do cool comedy for.

[00:57:49] Yeah.

[00:57:50] This guy does amazing magic and he's funny.

[00:57:52] Yeah.

[00:57:53] People love him.

[00:57:54] Yeah.

[00:57:55] Somebody makes people happy.

[00:57:57] Somebody was telling me they opened for Michael Winslow recently and he had cancer.

[00:58:02] Maybe it was Matt Brown who hosted at Magoobee's very funny guy.

[00:58:07] I think it was him, but I don't want to miss it for the story.

[00:58:11] And he said he opened for Michael Winslow.

[00:58:12] I'm like, dude, awesome.

[00:58:13] That's sick.

[00:58:14] And then I was having trouble paying attention to the rest of the story because I was drunk

[00:58:17] and just imagining myself and Michael Winslow's show having a good time.

[00:58:20] But he was like, yeah, it was like they were just the audience hate.

[00:58:23] It was all black people.

[00:58:24] They were booing him and throwing shit at Michael Winslow.

[00:58:28] That's so sad.

[00:58:29] Yeah.

[00:58:30] That is so sad.

[00:58:31] Yeah.

[00:58:32] Oh my God.

[00:58:33] Michael Winslow's.

[00:58:34] That breaks my heart.

[00:58:35] I know.

[00:58:36] I like what a cry right now.

[00:58:37] I know.

[00:58:38] He's a good man.

[00:58:39] Yeah.

[00:58:40] He's just doing like beep beep boops.

[00:58:41] Yeah.

[00:58:42] For people.

[00:58:43] Can you imagine?

[00:58:44] And he's from the 80s.

[00:58:45] He's like, he's from police academy.

[00:58:46] Imagine you're like, he's still doing his noises.

[00:58:48] You're like some hood black person.

[00:58:50] You want to go see comedy and you're just flaming him.

[00:58:52] You're going there because you think it's just what you expect out of a black community.

[00:58:56] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:58:57] Which is like if the pussy doesn't speak.

[00:58:59] If the pussy.

[00:59:00] Yeah, yeah.

[00:59:01] And then instead you get some retarded guy doing R2 D2 for two hours.

[00:59:06] Oh my God.

[00:59:08] Poor guy.

[00:59:09] Yeah.

[00:59:10] That is so funny though.

[00:59:13] Yeah.

[00:59:14] Talk about the pussy.

[00:59:18] Yeah.

[00:59:19] You all have a ride in an elevator?

[00:59:24] No.

[00:59:25] Fuck you.

[00:59:26] Fuck you, Michael Winslow.

[00:59:28] Oh poor guy.

[00:59:30] Oh my God.

[00:59:32] That's really sad.

[00:59:35] I hope he's happy.

[00:59:36] Yeah.

[00:59:37] He's more talented than me.

[00:59:40] He can do impressive things that no one else can do.

[00:59:43] Yeah, good thing.

[00:59:45] I bet Christina Applegate is doing a lot better than she would be doing if her name was Christina

[00:59:50] a PC gate.

[00:59:53] Mm-hmm.

[00:59:54] Can you imagine how many more viruses she'd have other than MS if she was Christina Windo

[01:00:00] and those gates and so I can see Christina Applegate.

[01:00:02] Mm-hmm.

[01:00:03] Yeah.

[01:00:04] That's pretty good.

[01:00:05] Yeah, Christina Windo 95.

[01:00:08] Yeah.

[01:00:09] Yeah.

[01:00:10] I mean, what if she was Christina Watergate?

[01:00:12] She was like, I'm not a rocker.

[01:00:16] Yeah.

[01:00:17] Yeah.

[01:00:18] Yeah.

[01:00:19] Yeah.

[01:00:20] Yeah.

[01:00:21] What if she was Christina?

[01:00:24] Christina Turner.

[01:00:27] Oh, she's like, I'm getting my ass beat.

[01:00:34] I don't know if that was her.

[01:00:39] Christina, she's getting her ass beat by her husband.

[01:00:46] Yeah.

[01:00:47] Mm-hmm.

[01:00:48] What if?

[01:00:49] Yeah.

[01:00:50] Still podcasting after all these years.

[01:00:56] Still podcasting.

[01:00:58] Selma Blair supports Christina Applegate amid multiple sclerosis.

[01:01:03] I love Ellen Women's Sick together.

[01:01:05] But what does that mean?

[01:01:06] Supports her.

[01:01:07] Yeah.

[01:01:08] Like that's a news article.

[01:01:09] Yeah.

[01:01:10] Christina Applegate has multiple sclerosis.

[01:01:12] Let's go to...

[01:01:13] Now we go live to Selma Blair.

[01:01:15] Selma Blair.

[01:01:16] To say anything.

[01:01:17] Selma Blair is being nice to a lady that just found out she's sick.

[01:01:21] Yeah.

[01:01:22] The duo were co-stars in the 2002 romantic comedy and now they're bonding even further as

[01:01:29] friends after Applegate revealed earlier this week she has been diagnosed with multiple sclerosis.

[01:01:34] The same disease that Blair has been fighting.

[01:01:36] Oh, that's why.

[01:01:37] Oh, okay.

[01:01:38] That's why.

[01:01:39] I guess it makes sense.

[01:01:40] Yeah.

[01:01:41] How about the Selma Blair Witch Project?

[01:01:43] Mm-hmm.

[01:01:44] How about Selma Blair, Alabama?

[01:01:47] Yeah.

[01:01:48] Mm-hmm.

[01:01:49] And she's like, y'all, I got a multiple sclerosis.

[01:01:52] I got all the damn sclerosis.

[01:01:54] Y'all may have one.

[01:01:59] I got multiple sclerosis.

[01:02:03] Y'all may have one.

[01:02:05] I got one.

[01:02:06] I got one.

[01:02:07] But when it comes to me, you know I'll be having all the sclerosis.

[01:02:16] I can't stop laughing at that leak.

[01:02:20] I wrote a sketch when I was like 18 and it's a doctor telling like a couple of the circuitous

[01:02:25] multiple sclerosis and the doctor's like, where this the father will be like, how many?

[01:02:34] I know it's the entire thing.

[01:02:37] Yeah.

[01:02:38] What's the next beat?

[01:02:40] It's kind of like a, it's a ten second sketch.

[01:02:45] The budget is $150,000.

[01:02:47] Just me writing that into Seltex.

[01:02:49] Yeah, yeah.

[01:02:50] Interior.

[01:02:51] Yeah, yeah.

[01:02:52] Doctor's office.

[01:02:53] How many?

[01:02:54] And seen.

[01:02:55] Yeah, I'm going to be on SNL.

[01:02:56] Yeah, you're going to make it one day, dude.

[01:02:57] Yeah.

[01:02:58] One day we're going to finally get their attention.

[01:02:59] You've been hanging out at SNL?

[01:03:00] I go.

[01:03:01] I go a lot.

[01:03:02] You go to the SNL after parties.

[01:03:03] Yeah.

[01:03:04] I've been going a lot.

[01:03:05] Not me, dude.

[01:03:06] I'm too punk rock for that shit.

[01:03:07] No, dude.

[01:03:08] I just want to-

[01:03:09] I hang out with the other anti-fook comedians.

[01:03:17] Who?

[01:03:19] You know who.

[01:03:21] Which one?

[01:03:22] You know who.

[01:03:24] You know which ones I hang out with.

[01:03:26] Oh, Friday?

[01:03:27] Yeah, Ian Friday's.

[01:03:28] He keeps asking to come on the show.

[01:03:32] Okay.

[01:03:33] Yeah, should we have him back on?

[01:03:36] We'll leave that.

[01:03:37] We'll do an audience poll.

[01:03:39] No, it's the Adam Friedland Show.

[01:03:41] Do you want Ian Friday's on the show?

[01:03:44] He's listening.

[01:03:45] He's not listening.

[01:03:46] Yeah, he's not listening.

[01:03:47] Yeah, he's smoking cigarettes.

[01:03:50] He's listening to a SCA.

[01:03:52] Yeah.

[01:03:53] And swiping through Grindr.

[01:03:56] Yeah.

[01:03:57] SCA.

[01:03:58] SCA.

[01:03:59] SCA.

[01:04:00] SCA.

[01:04:01] It's Con.

[01:04:02] Yeah, he's listening to SCA.

[01:04:03] It's Con.

[01:04:04] What if it was SCA.

[01:04:06] It's Con.

[01:04:07] And he was the son of the late James Con.

[01:04:11] Yeah.

[01:04:12] It was 5'0".

[01:04:13] Yeah.

[01:04:14] And he was in the ocean.

[01:04:16] Yeah.

[01:04:17] And he was in the ocean.

[01:04:18] How about Little Saint James Con?

[01:04:22] Mm-hmm.

[01:04:23] And he's listening.

[01:04:24] And he's like, listen, I'm a pedophile.

[01:04:26] I have sex with kids.

[01:04:28] It's a Nylut.

[01:04:29] I got an $18 billion island.

[01:04:31] I'm friends with Bill Clinton.

[01:04:33] Yeah.

[01:04:34] I'd see that.

[01:04:35] Yeah.

[01:04:36] Yeah.

[01:04:37] Okay.

[01:04:38] What if it was, um, what if it was George, George, George, and then,

[01:04:43] uh, George, Bill, George, Bill Clinton?

[01:04:46] And so George Floyd?

[01:04:48] And so George Floyd.

[01:04:49] And so George Floyd.

[01:04:50] And so George Floyd.

[01:04:51] And so George Floyd.

[01:04:54] Uh, yeah.

[01:04:56] And instead of, uh, instead of having a, you know, that Senate and

[01:05:03] House of, you, you, uh, House of Representatives, he had the, uh,

[01:05:08] uh, you had a parliament, a Funkadalia.

[01:05:13] Yeah.

[01:05:14] Yeah.

[01:05:15] Like the cigarettes.

[01:05:16] You know, when speaking of like, uh, of abusive musicians, you know that all

[01:05:21] the guys from parliament left, um, James Brown's band because he just beat all

[01:05:26] of them.

[01:05:27] That's awesome.

[01:05:28] Yeah.

[01:05:29] Bootsy Collins was like, yeah, he was just beating me up.

[01:05:31] He was like, beat us all up.

[01:05:32] That's funny.

[01:05:33] Imagine Bootsy Collins just coming in his pants while being beaten up by the

[01:05:36] guy.

[01:05:37] Yeah.

[01:05:38] Bootsy Collins, he's like a pig.

[01:05:39] He's just been having an orgasm for the last 45 years.

[01:05:41] Why is he like, oh, cause he comes long.

[01:05:43] Yeah.

[01:05:44] Yeah.

[01:05:45] That guy is cool.

[01:05:46] Yeah.

[01:05:47] I like his sunglasses.

[01:05:48] His stars, sunglasses.

[01:05:49] That's a cool look.

[01:05:50] You should get a pair of those.

[01:05:51] Oh, I would love to.

[01:05:52] Should I get like, for my like prescription eyeglasses, should I get like a tinted?

[01:05:56] That's what I did.

[01:05:58] I know, but should I go with the color?

[01:06:00] You mean copy me?

[01:06:01] No.

[01:06:02] I do a color.

[01:06:03] You mean copy me.

[01:06:04] No, I get like blue.

[01:06:05] You mean copy me?

[01:06:06] Should I get rose?

[01:06:08] You mean Steven's doll.

[01:06:09] You want to do Steven's doll?

[01:06:11] Steven has like a shade, like, like just gray or whatever.

[01:06:16] Copying Steven.

[01:06:18] I do a gradient.

[01:06:19] I have a great, I have a gradient shades that I wear.

[01:06:23] You copied me all the time.

[01:06:26] I never copied you.

[01:06:27] I never copied you single day.

[01:06:29] I found love.

[01:06:30] You tried to find love.

[01:06:31] I got a station.

[01:06:32] No, no, no, no.

[01:06:33] I got a station wagon.

[01:06:34] You got a station wagon.

[01:06:35] I know that we found love.

[01:06:36] I got a PlayStation wagon.

[01:06:37] It's different.

[01:06:38] What if it was a PlayStation wagon?

[01:06:40] What if dude, instead of George Floyd?

[01:06:42] Instead of George Floyd.

[01:06:45] That is pretty good.

[01:06:52] We're 35 and we are in the primes of our lives.

[01:06:58] Yeah.

[01:06:59] It's crazy.

[01:07:00] We're going to do this shit again.

[01:07:01] We'll be 70 years old.

[01:07:03] Think back.

[01:07:05] Think back the word all started.

[01:07:06] Do you remember being like four?

[01:07:09] I remember a couple things.

[01:07:11] Yeah, you're going to do that whole, that whole run.

[01:07:14] I think back, what did I do?

[01:07:16] I guess I got pubes and I went to Mc

[01:07:04] I'm going to go only barbecue a couple of times.

[01:07:19] I made a million dollars.

[01:07:20] About now.

[01:07:21] Yeah.

[01:07:22] What am I going to do over the next 30 years?

[01:07:24] A lot of sesame Street for sure.

[01:07:26] I mean, you're not, you can't stop.

[01:07:28] Can you imagine how racist and backwards I'm going to see him?

[01:07:32] In 35 years.

[01:07:34] Yeah.

[01:07:35] Maybe he'll just go like that.

[01:07:36] I know it's like a hack bit.

[01:07:37] Maybe he'll go to your vase, I think.

[01:07:39] Every comedian's ever.

[01:07:40] You'll just get breasts and start asking people if you're offending them.

[01:07:44] Every comedian has that joke about like, oh, how, you know, how backwards are we going to seem?

[01:07:50] Yeah, everyone.

[01:07:51] I mean, not even comedians, everyone says that.

[01:07:54] Yeah.

[01:07:55] Yeah.

[01:07:56] But it is going to be annoying when our kids are like, I want to fuck the computer.

[01:08:00] Yeah.

[01:08:01] I'm going to be like, oh, well, just be like, can you be just regular trends?

[01:08:04] I'm not going to pay attention to anything.

[01:08:06] You know, I'm going to be one of those dads that just says it has nothing but like, just

[01:08:11] clothes that, that, that make it clear that I'm always escaping my family with fishing.

[01:08:17] Oh, I was going to, I was going to, I'm going to go golf.

[01:08:20] No, I'll never play golf.

[01:08:23] We should play golf, dude.

[01:08:24] And I won't even fish.

[01:08:25] Let's go on the lake in a boat.

[01:08:27] I can see you getting into fishing.

[01:08:29] Fishing is nice.

[01:08:30] Yeah, it is really nice.

[01:08:32] Yeah.

[01:08:33] But it would be tough with the drinking thing.

[01:08:36] Why?

[01:08:37] Because those kind of, those two things kind of go hand in hand.

[01:08:40] So I would drink.

[01:08:41] Yeah, you would have to.

[01:08:42] Mm-hmm.

[01:08:43] Yeah.

[01:08:44] It's a drinking sport.

[01:08:45] Like, oh, dad's out on the boat again.

[01:08:47] And you can see me because the lake is only 15 square feet.

[01:08:51] Mm-hmm.

[01:08:52] So I'm just completely nude in a, in like a rubber, a rubber ducky, an inner tube.

[01:08:58] My penis out.

[01:09:00] I'm fucking fishing.

[01:09:02] Yep.

[01:09:03] I'm fishing it out here.

[01:09:05] Yeah.

[01:09:06] And your kids are like, my father is a good man.

[01:09:08] Yeah.

[01:09:09] He's a good man.

[01:09:10] He's a private dancer.

[01:09:11] He's a private dancer dancer for money.

[01:09:13] Yeah.

[01:09:14] Once I got out of the police force, I became a private dancer.

[01:09:18] Because I was, I was confused at the job application place where you, and I, I, I meant to put down private

[01:09:26] dancer.

[01:09:28] What about in the war movie about a private dancer?

[01:09:31] So people come into my office and they fuck me for cash.

[01:09:34] That's pretty good.

[01:09:35] Yeah.

[01:09:36] Hey.

[01:09:37] Hey.

[01:09:38] What'll it be, pal?

[01:09:39] You got a mystery, I can solve?

[01:09:41] No, it's a private dancer on the bus.

[01:09:43] I just wanted you to dance for me.

[01:09:44] I was wondering if you could put on this nagle jay and let me, uh, fuck your ass.

[01:09:47] Yeah, I want to.

[01:09:48] Well, I guess the business cards are already printed so I don't have much of a choice.

[01:09:54] I'm just like jazz.

[01:09:57] Just sticky jazz music playing.

[01:09:59] Yeah.

[01:10:00] He's just doing the dance like the, the true lies dance.

[01:10:03] Jamie Lee Curtis.

[01:10:04] Just another day is a private dancer here in 1940s Los Angeles.

[01:10:10] One of these days a mystery might walk into that office because they confuse the words the same way I did.

[01:10:17] But until then, I'm stuck in cock.

[01:10:20] It's just another week sucking day.

[01:10:25] Tune in next week to private dancer.

[01:10:27] Okay.

[01:10:28] Well, are you done?

[01:10:29] Uh, no, just checking.

[01:10:31] Okay.

[01:10:32] We can be done.

[01:10:33] Let's, okay.

[01:10:34] Guys, I got to go.

[01:10:35] Guys, we got some shit that's coming out in the next couple of weeks.

[01:10:38] The next week, let's say that we're excited about.

[01:10:41] We should make sure that it even edits together.

[01:10:44] I'm going over to Stevens later.

[01:10:46] I'm going to go through with him.

[01:10:48] He's, yeah.

[01:10:50] Alright guys, thanks again for listening.

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[01:10:58] I love you too Nick.

[01:10:59] Bye.