TAFS | Regular | 12/08/2022
[00:00:00] Don't treat me like a fucking asshole. Yeah. Yeah, look. I'm a reasonable person. Yeah until you're not reasonable until they push you
[00:00:06] Yeah, well you all that was recorded so okay, whatever Ian's talking tough talking
[00:00:15] I was welcome to talking tough with you. I'm an eco production with the Adam Friedland show. I'm your host Adam Friedland
[00:00:24] Was Friedland. Yeah, you say it other way. I'm not I'm not a fucking diva about it
[00:00:29] Let me just make sure he's just a diva about everything else. No, I'm not okay, so yeah
[00:00:39] Well you were you came in and you were like I have to push my meeting back to 430
[00:00:44] Yeah, well, I have a four o'clock meeting that I push you back. Yeah, I guess why you're fucking by meeting my angelica's mom from Rugrats
[00:00:50] Yeah, it's a tattoo appointment you referred to as a meeting very
[00:01:00] Very self-important. I didn't think you guys would get back to my timeline. So I said meeting anyway guys
[00:01:07] Let me start the show. Let me start the show. Let me start the show. Yeah, welcome to Adam Friedland show
[00:01:11] I'm your host Adam Friedland today. Well, Nick is off this week and I was up till 330 getting out the last episode last
[00:01:21] But joining me the original cast of the Adam Friedland show that this is correct. Yeah, we are we are the we are the original
[00:01:28] Kings of comedy the three boys are back in the boys back in town
[00:01:32] So I thought while Nick was out this week and while
[00:01:36] I could have fun with the boys I get the original cast back together a little reunion concert for everyone
[00:01:43] You guys like that and just like the last cast you can't smoke in here. You can't smoke in here
[00:01:50] You can't Dave you can't tell him not to smoke
[00:01:53] That was a goof Ian. Did you meet Dave? No, who's Dave Dave come out here Dave Dave come out here?
[00:01:58] You got to meet this guy Ian. He's very important to us. Thank you
[00:02:01] Give give Dave give give Dave the microphone
[00:02:06] Give okay. Yeah, so Dave. This is Ian Ian and Ian Dave has to do anything we tell him to do so
[00:02:20] He's a cute young boy not happy. This is my homosexual friend Ian. So I was just half
[00:02:26] I was doing sexual. Yeah, he's a fluid homosexual
[00:02:30] Fluid so I just wanted to you can smoke in here
[00:02:33] Can we yeah, I know I actually don't know we might we might we can't smoke in here
[00:02:44] I've smoked in this building before what do you do photo shoot in here the guy let me smoke?
[00:02:49] Yeah, they have different offices. Do you do for a photographer also smoked in here before huh?
[00:02:57] We've smoked when it was completely up. We have fucking flats in here now. We have a set now
[00:03:01] Yeah, that's true. We smoked out the window and Nick doesn't know about when we smoked in here
[00:03:08] All right, and we all have to cipher cipher it. Yeah, this is what I'm doing because it's when daddy's away
[00:03:15] This is when daddy's away the kitty cats will play yeah, Nick is off this week
[00:03:19] He has come into the office six times despite being off and brought in a chair
[00:03:24] He found on the street. No, it's a nice chair. You found an Eames chair on the soft pad Eames chair on the street
[00:03:29] Yeah, it's got a rip in it and a homeless guy's not in fucking shit or dope in his arms
[00:03:33] It's a rip. That's a whole time. It's a paint actually
[00:03:36] I would get it check for bud bed bugs call Roscoe. Yeah, whatever, dude. I'm not afraid of bed bugs
[00:03:44] No, no, no, we can have three bogeys going at once, bro
[00:03:49] Dave bring the air purifier out here Dave air purifier now you fucking twink. Wow, so this is I like
[00:03:56] This is completely off the rails kind of like our episode of be in Ian if you remember
[00:04:01] Being you with Jordan at the a tree on calm slash beanie and pod sign up. It's so much fun
[00:04:07] We're having a blast and you know, it's funny Adam is a legitimate millionaire and I go
[00:04:13] Can you get me a banana? Uh-huh? No banana what I have for you guys Sam, which is yeah. Yeah slippers
[00:04:18] When did you ask me a million but he's not your slave when did you ask me for a banana?
[00:04:25] I'd in the text read I was in therapy. I told you I therapy at one. No, no, this is it like now
[00:04:31] What are you talking about in therapy Adam? Yeah today? I talked to I'm honestly I used to talk about my family
[00:04:37] I haven't talked about my family in like for five months. I literally just talked about the show. Okay. Yeah
[00:04:42] The show yeah, I was like today was and you say the show's going very well
[00:04:46] And I love working with Nick Mullen every day right now. We almost fucking blew it like four times
[00:04:51] What do you mean? We've had so many false starts. Yeah, like the show is like and like literally like you guys know
[00:04:57] You guys are my friends like we made a public statement that we were going to make a television show
[00:05:01] Mm-hmm and we have no idea what to we have no idea what we're doing. We're fucking idiots
[00:05:06] I think you're figuring it out. I think you're building something. I think you're building something big
[00:05:09] You know yesterday we had and we're happy. We're honored to be a part of it. Yes, I have a bread takes a lot of
[00:05:18] We don't have to talk we talk enough about the fucking the hurricane jerk you nature of the show
[00:05:22] But yeah, we very quickly like launched a show once we had the set and we were like so excited by the set
[00:05:28] We thought the audience would be razzled dazzled by them that we kind of realized this this is they were like you're gay
[00:05:34] You guys suck lazy millionaires. Well, here's the thing no, okay
[00:05:43] I'm not a millionaire also, but by not even close. So yeah, but we'll someone we know
[00:05:54] Adam as a friend. Yeah, we also worse. We're not making like a lot of money right now
[00:05:59] We're like spending all our fucking money. We spent bro. How much do you make a month? It's the
[00:06:05] It's everything that's left over literally everything that's left over we spent over like $200,000 at this point. Uh-huh
[00:06:15] Pichon I went down. Oh, it went down how much how much does it make it went down like $10,000
[00:06:21] You should go down even more you should go to offer smokes pod. Yeah
[00:06:26] The better comedy podcast yes being Ian being Ian with Jordan the better podcast
[00:06:31] Patreon comm slash be because no one listens to this show anymore. So head over to it
[00:06:35] Show is like fun, but I end patreon comm slash
[00:06:45] Okay, there's children actually you be supporting a child if you would be to my Patreon
[00:06:50] You'll be supporting two children me and Jordan. Oh, yeah, that's
[00:06:54] Good. Oh, yeah, it's good though. Oh the heart of a thing. Wait wait here. Here. I love sorry
[00:07:01] You make more money than you deserve and here's the thing you have a lot of money things are good
[00:07:06] Things are great. The fact that you can spend $200,000 in this car. Yeah a young girlfriend. I just have an old wife
[00:07:17] Great like I literally do not talk I literally do not talk please follow my wife on Instagram Jesus Christ
[00:07:23] She's on the next episode of be it Ian, but you're
[00:07:30] All right, all right, all right, all right. Let's actually I fucked her on Sunday. No way
[00:07:39] Adam may I say no let me finish first of all like when I talk about this in therapy. It's not about that
[00:07:44] It's about the fact that like we like it there is so much fucking to do. Yeah, and we don't know what we're doing
[00:07:49] It's it has nothing to do with money dude. I guess what I just want to do a good job. Yeah, and like right now
[00:07:54] It's like doing actively to make that happen start a schedule
[00:07:59] Wake up put a list of goals. Oh, what you want to do?
[00:08:03] Look when you're presented with solutions, you don't do it instead
[00:08:06] You want to complain to a fucking therapist who's just like a friend you pay for you want to complain you're two porous friends
[00:08:12] Yeah, Ian. I mean like listen gee and may I say something? Oh my god
[00:08:16] You're in a great listen friend. You're in a great place
[00:08:20] You guys are making money. You're blessed with 200 thou. Yeah to put to this studio. Well liked it's you're well
[00:08:28] It honestly like the thing is it's it literally has nothing to do with that
[00:08:32] The anxiety is is that we just like literally like I'm working really closely with my friend
[00:08:38] We're together like when when he's not on the road or I'm not gone
[00:08:42] Like we're together fucking seven days a week here and there's a fucking like huge emotional aspect to it where it's like half the time
[00:08:48] We think it's all falling apart and we think we fucking failed and like it's just about like
[00:08:52] You know like the worst case scenario like like if this thing fails
[00:08:56] What's the worst failure? It's not it's not like honestly and it's very bourgeois to say this
[00:09:01] It's not about the fucking like money. Yeah, if it was about the money
[00:09:04] We just keep doing fucking Tomtown. Yeah, right but like it was it was like you want to put out a product that's not good
[00:09:09] It felt like shit after a while. Yeah like for last like two and a half years
[00:09:13] Where we were just like this is just something that we're doing that we like we really our hearts aren't in
[00:09:18] And now like actually committing yourself to trying after like after your brand for six years was like we don't fucking care
[00:09:27] Like changing that perspective and actually like trying to like you know
[00:09:31] And then just like seeing fucking these fucking some of these clowns being like how hard cut at bait to make a talk
[00:09:37] Yeah, well, I could do that. You know like my earlier, you know that that's the kind of shit
[00:09:42] That's like just may I say that's to my earlier point
[00:09:44] You know, it's just a lot harder to like care about what you're doing
[00:09:47] That's that's what I'm saying and I'm like legitimately I will say this publicly
[00:09:51] Nick and I legitimately do care about this and we want to do a good job and like
[00:09:55] No, no, no, no, but can I just say something? Oh, yeah
[00:09:59] You say you care care about the product and and what you're doing rather than what the people think
[00:10:05] Yeah, let's just get back doing some some good riffs
[00:10:09] What about the men's warehouse and the guys like you're gonna like the way you look. I'm gay
[00:10:14] That's good. That's yeah. Yeah, and then if he was retarded
[00:10:23] You would go you do right now with the retarded men's warehouse
[00:10:31] Only this dude looks maybe how many gets so much pussy
[00:10:34] Suits may be larger because you can't grow
[00:10:41] Killer suffer there. Come on. Let's get back to it. Yeah, let's get back to what we love to do the ribs the original
[00:10:47] The ribs the bits saying is yeah, don't let other people
[00:10:51] Influently, no, it's not that it's why don't you put a pause on it people love you
[00:10:55] We're not putting a pause. It's like last night's episode
[00:10:58] I think is the best thing that Nick and I have done and look we worked really hard on it and I was at our editor
[00:11:03] You got a lot on your plate. I was at our editors house until fucking 330 last night waiting for the shit to upload to youtube
[00:11:09] We talk and then they're like we both run podcast. We know how it is man. It sucks, but you got a lot of complaining
[00:11:15] I'm not one you've been gonna play. I want to restart this episode right now. No, no, I think it's been good
[00:11:20] I'm fucking pissed. You're not like a retarded men's warehouse. I'm gonna be upset
[00:11:25] No, it's just like Nick and I actually now have decided to care about what we're doing
[00:11:29] And it is like that is a real shift like mentally it is and it's like being vulnerable. It's tough
[00:11:35] Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then it's just like we do we really want to do a good job
[00:11:39] And then we realized you know we hit a wall a couple weeks ago. We're we're about a month ago
[00:11:43] We're we realized we're like we can't do this the two of us like we need infrastructure like we have day here now
[00:11:49] We have a fucking we have a researcher that's like doing all the interview prep for us now when we have gas
[00:11:54] Great, you know like and then we have like now we have like dps and like people that are coming in and we have grips
[00:12:00] And like people that are actually coming in to do it
[00:12:01] So that we can just get back to the to the risk because like make it nice for a while
[00:12:05] Nick and I were just trying to do everything on our own and then we were like we're gonna fucking kill our
[00:12:09] So like well, you can I said you can hire me to clean the studio if you
[00:12:16] A dumb man knows it all. Yeah a smart man knows when to say I don't know what you're talking about
[00:12:22] You're going to get a fucking scott tattoo in 20 minutes. I already have a scott tattoo
[00:12:27] Yeah, you're gonna go get another scott tattoo in Jordan or getting matching wolf tattoos next week
[00:12:34] Jesus Christ you need to do stuff that bonds you just get married. Yeah, no, no Nick and I were Nick and I are like
[00:12:40] We're working really well together. It's just like you know like you know like you yeah like we're like I'm
[00:12:44] If you and Nick got married you think it'd make the relationship. I would never in a million years
[00:12:53] Yeah, Adam and Nick are married and it's you guys
[00:12:57] And Adam's like Nick are you gonna eat? I worked really hard on this meal and Nick's like I'm too busy looking at numbers
[00:13:04] Yeah, no, no, I mean that's the thing is like Adam you
[00:13:08] My race car and I'm burning the roast again Nick beat some
[00:13:12] On this week episode Nick and Adam deal with domestic abuse
[00:13:21] I'm really happy to be to be working with Nick. I was built to be a wacky neighbor. I could be your wacky neighbor
[00:13:27] Yeah, some kind of change of let let us just let us just make this
[00:13:35] I mean like zoomed out and like it must be so annoying for you guys to even hear this and I feel embarrassed even when I talk
[00:13:41] My why are you talking to the crowd talk to us? I'm talking to you guys. I'm saying the two of you
[00:13:46] It must be really annoying for you to hear this but like no no no because it's just like what else am I gonna do?
[00:13:52] Say with my thumb on my ass. I'm here. We're having your thumb is like literally do you see it?
[00:13:56] It is he has literally it's a fist in his eyes right now. I know I was incredibly
[00:14:04] Dave is gonna talk to HR and be like uh
[00:14:07] Be like the weasel man was fisting his ass
[00:14:13] It's Dave's fist and staves fist. Yeah, no no
[00:14:16] I mean like have you ever seen fisting videos where no they're literally punching an asshole and it's like no no
[00:14:26] Do you subdany only fans? No, I go into an only fans of my hey hole
[00:14:32] Where I like blackout I see somewhere I go
[00:14:34] Okay, I see your feet. Yeah, sometimes I look at my credit card. I go wow
[00:14:43] They're like I can't judge it. It's basically what we're doing. It's basically what we're doing. What only fans
[00:14:49] Yeah, it's just like podcast. Oh dude. Yeah, it's just crowd funding your asshole
[00:14:54] You gonna see you gonna see this dude. I followed named little baby aunt
[00:14:59] You know we thought you had like normal only
[00:15:05] Here ready Alex. She's a girl. Mm-hmm. Nikita Kanika. He's a guy
[00:15:11] I just showed like dick Jordan rain hot asian little baby Anthony this mother fucker. Let me just scroll
[00:15:17] What is the level? I just want to see the
[00:15:20] Ux dude. Nobody takes a dick like little baby
[00:15:23] Anthony he literally come falls on the floor. He scoops it up and puts it in his butt. He just loves to please. Yeah
[00:15:31] This is this is sort of jammed out in like an atlanta glory hole, but he only does black eyes
[00:15:38] I'm out trying to work on a bit where he's like it happened 50 years ago
[00:15:42] But he's yeah, I think he's on hormones getting tits. So he's like dude watch one of the videos
[00:15:50] Yeah, look at that and he'll put it into fellas do this
[00:15:56] He goes to fellas that dark chocolate dick. Mm-hmm. Check him out
[00:16:01] Yeah, so on this episode we're watching gay porn with Ian
[00:16:05] This is what Ian jacks off to and then he goes and reads the New York Post
[00:16:09] Yeah, then he's like yeah, he reads like
[00:16:11] He watches this and he's like but what about black on black crime
[00:16:21] He's like this video runs me a black on black crime actually the video that I just
[00:16:26] That is black on white crime. I know look at that. So this lady is just a hot asian girl
[00:16:32] It's a boy little baby Anthony. No, jordan ram looking. Oh jordan range. She's a hot asian girl
[00:16:39] Here's a here's a thing. Why do you pay money for you going porn hub because I like to support women?
[00:16:45] Do you are you friends with the individual person? Yeah, it's nice to go straight at these folks
[00:16:50] You know what they do for a living you kind of like yeah wait she posted this guy can't even get a boner
[00:16:55] I know they shame him sometimes. It's hilarious little baby Anthony goes
[00:17:00] Uh this guy comes over every week. He comes quick
[00:17:03] So I have him lube up my ass to come for the other guys and I'm like good plan baby Anthony
[00:17:15] Alex let's see her thing. She got fat nanners dude look up at the only reason okay the only reason to get this right
[00:17:23] Is if there's a girl you sort of know no no I don't want to do any girls
[00:17:26] I know because I don't want to like oh I thought I would her boobs look like no
[00:17:30] No, you're not supposed to know what your friends boobs look like
[00:17:33] Yeah, but she's not your friend dollars. Not I say it's a girl. You sort of know where you're like I can't just ask her
[00:17:40] Look at this. Here's a big girl. This is a big girl big fat. Um. She's so you're like into all different
[00:17:47] You're my dick is a united colors of betton
[00:17:54] Whatever this girl's I'm a hotty. Yeah, how much money do you get this bitch?
[00:18:12] Oh this lady look how long this lady's balls are oh dude that's supreme north
[00:18:17] She's actually a prostitute and I got to a place once I where I was gonna get her, but I didn't her balls hang
[00:18:26] Why do you say why do you say you her balls hang?
[00:18:30] Hello, because look at them. They're this I said them in my
[00:18:34] They're the saggy balls. I've ever seen is really long balls this lady. Yeah, see you find fun stuff on there. Mm-hmm. You know
[00:18:45] I don't know. I'm not gonna comment on go for it her face isn't like that nice
[00:18:51] If you didn't comment that'd be messed up because now you comment and you're treating them like a human
[00:18:57] Ian's like wow. I love jacking off to this. I just hope she doesn't play sports
[00:19:01] I don't just try to play sports with the women or I'll be really
[00:19:07] But not girls bathroom you may better not teach my kids. Yeah
[00:19:13] Wait, so then you then it's just like regular
[00:19:18] Jalen yeah, I knew it was Jalen. He does a thing where he puts his camera on the base of his dick
[00:19:24] So like you can like see inside the guys know I love how he's talking about this like these are all his pokémons
[00:19:33] He doesn't special things are the chon trying to poke demon
[00:19:40] Very good. I think that was a big joke in uh, it's hot in here stand up comedy in the 90s. Yeah, it's hot in here
[00:19:46] We draw we dress it up. Uh, we make it a hot so so you know
[00:19:51] So it chicks will come to take your clothes off. Hey, I wore a shirt just for you guys because you guys are sopranos fans
[00:19:58] Yeah, Tony soprano. You can't into the mic work stele nann. Yeah double dot wonderful and instagram shout out that guy's great
[00:20:06] You're friends with them. So okay, so the more you scroll down the more is just gay guys
[00:20:11] It's like he is like lying to himself. He just has like hot chick like three hot girls at the top
[00:20:18] And then they start getting balls and there's just guys
[00:20:22] You literally see transition in like no mom. I'm just jerking off to women. It's like it's like you're literally lying to yourself
[00:20:29] I it's it's what happened transition feed it starts out as hot women and then some guys and then transit the bottom
[00:20:37] Mm. Wow. I mean for some guy that's not into it. I'm sure it's holding my phone for a long time
[00:20:46] Milly looking her that millie is low baby Anthony. Oh, he looks like a girl in this picture
[00:20:53] You know when you see like an old picture of like paul newman at a civil rights march
[00:20:57] Yeah, wow like that guy was so cool. He's like so ahead of his dad
[00:21:00] That's like the equivalent of like a guy who fucks trans women now. I think that's me. Yeah, that's you
[00:21:05] Fucking since I was 19. You're paul newman. I'm paul newman of trans. Yes. You've been hooking over the trans girl since you were 19
[00:21:16] Out there publicly normalizing dating trans women. Uh-huh
[00:21:21] Trans but you've never been in a relationship with one. Yes. Oh, you have
[00:21:25] I dated tran, but most of the girls I've met that you've been dating are
[00:21:28] Had our cisgender women. All right, let's renew this subscription up. What do you say women?
[00:21:35] Huh? What most of the I've never when we since we've been I date women
[00:21:40] You've been but I've dated trans women before and currently right now
[00:21:48] Is a fan of the be a trans podcast. She's got a fat ass
[00:21:52] Who's got a he's got a he's got a little wagon on him. He's
[00:22:04] No, dude this gal I'm talking to maria. She is
[00:22:07] Haha hot. Yeah, we if you have it you have a crush on someone don't blow up your spot in public like this
[00:22:13] No one's gonna nice. What do you mean? I get out of a relationship with maria. I'm straight up. I'm I'm I'm dating myself
[00:22:20] Oh, I'm not I'm doing no sugar. That's that's that's that's learn. That's lame. I'm doing no sugar
[00:22:29] Fucking or nothing and I'm actively slowly phasing out talking to people. Okay
[00:22:36] Okay, where's that where's the headed though? What what what is that? Yeah, what's what's that leading to that means you you want to get more?
[00:22:45] I don't know. I'm on the road every weekend. I'm out every night to the game and uh, I
[00:22:52] Don't have time and when I have a night off. I don't really want to I wouldn't be quiet or I'd rather hang out with my folks
[00:22:58] We want to talk about ridge wallet real quick
[00:23:06] Number one official wallet for trans women. It's good for whatever gender you are. Yeah. Yeah, not really a boy
[00:23:12] Can fit in a purse in the pocket. They have oh, it looks like
[00:23:17] This looks like a carbon fiber cod piece. Oh, thank god. Yeah, what was a cod piece?
[00:23:22] It was like uh something you hold on your cock, but it's like you do if you got kick
[00:23:26] You got kicked in the balls or they were they were soft. That's a jockstrap. It was a jockstrap. Okay. Oh, I got to unsub from
[00:23:33] Alex with three x's. Why what what are you this chick?
[00:23:37] Shout out brianic way way, okay, so you guys he's a real woman
[00:23:40] So basically this is what ridge wallet is they are a company that's a real real women
[00:23:44] They stripped down all of all of your basics
[00:23:48] Guys, it's the only reason I have to do this fucking
[00:23:51] Addery you just kicked me to do your ad read. No, I kicked you to shut up so I can say this crap
[00:23:56] I'll shut up. I'll go back to talking to all right. All right. Do your little thing. Wow. It's a wallet and it's it's got ridges on it
[00:24:05] It is a wall that strips down your everyday base. All right every day essentials into their most basic elements
[00:24:15] What what makes this what sell me the wallet right now? Don't read the copy
[00:24:20] Sell me the wallet right now. What makes this a good wallet? So basically what it will I'll just describe it's metal
[00:24:27] So here I don't have a wallet. Look I got a money thing with a rubber
[00:24:31] So that's basically what Ridge wallet is so Ridge wall is like it is a you say you just buy a rubber band instead of the
[00:24:36] Getting the ride. I didn't even buy it. I got it from my deli guy. Yeah
[00:24:39] So sell me on Ridge you could get a free rubber band. So basically what it is is instead of buying this wallet
[00:24:45] It's a front pocket wallet that you can keep your car. Don't waste your money folks
[00:24:54] Save your money go to Ian's deli they're giving rubber bands out over there
[00:25:10] Take that money you save on the Ridge wallet and go to out for smokes
[00:25:14] Go to patreon.com slash out for smokes and
[00:25:17] $5 a month gets you a bonus episode every single week because I have to read the copy
[00:25:21] I'll read the copy. We'll stop. I have to read the copy. It's a front wallet. Yeah
[00:25:27] So basically it's a you keep your cards in your cash in it and
[00:25:31] It's made out of metal. That's what it is. It's basically they changed
[00:25:35] They stripped on the wallet into it into its basic essentials. Mike uses the wallet you got it from Nick after they say yeah
[00:25:46] If you use promo code come down your tab
[00:25:49] Here's my Ridge wallet that I use every single day. No, no, it's a great wallet. Yeah, it's a good. Yeah, and uh
[00:26:02] Small it's metal. It's good, but they also have bags knives pens
[00:26:07] And Adam you have a Ridge wallet. I noticed you have a Ridge wallet backpack, right?
[00:26:10] I have a Ridge that you carry child pornography in I had the commuter pack
[00:26:15] Yeah, that's nice. Okay. I have the Ridge commuter pack. It's great
[00:26:21] Yeah, so go to Ridge wallet com promo code come down basically they they stripped down your everyday essentials
[00:26:27] Right your everyday items into their most essential elements. It's a huge company
[00:26:30] They have fucking ads on those Super Bowl now. We've been since the beginning
[00:26:34] Um and they they have accessories all this shit. You can personalize your shit. You could get it
[00:26:39] Um you could get it. I guess engraved with the name now the Ridge backpack. How much child pornography can you fit in that thing?
[00:26:48] Well, how many DVDs if you have a hard drive you can like uh you can put like a million
[00:26:53] Oh, right. Yeah, so you could you heard it here first
[00:26:56] You're saying the Ridge what the Ridge backpack can carry multiple terabytes of child pornography
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[00:27:08] You we've said worst things than you could uh then you guys could come up with don't worry
[00:27:13] I think they're just in my eyes. I bet they love it though. Yeah, I don't think they listen who knows
[00:27:22] Promo code come down come times when you're a task. I don't fucking remember what it is
[00:27:25] But it's it's great. You're gonna love it. You're gonna love the way you look. I guarantee you
[00:27:33] Ridge wallet come back to that bit. You're like the way you're like tell me a suit. I'm game retarded
[00:27:38] No, no, come on enough with a you know, we have a lot of fun on this show
[00:27:42] But we want to get back to like what Ian wants in life. So you tore too much in order to I don't
[00:27:52] You say you think that there's a trade-off between uh between
[00:27:56] Ian comedy stardom and being with a lovely
[00:28:01] Person for the rest of your life, you know why?
[00:28:03] Because it's hard when you have to leave and then yeah
[00:28:09] It you know, it's it's hard to leave and I like it
[00:28:14] Yeah, it's kind of nice to leave your family
[00:28:16] You'll miss me because then I feel bad as if I'm letting them down
[00:28:19] So there's like a lot of guilt tripping in relationships that sure I'll be leaving my family this week
[00:28:24] And I'll be at the comedy scene in Foxboro, Massachusetts
[00:28:27] Saturday when it's come out. I get some tickets. This will come out probably today. Wow
[00:28:33] December 8th, I'm headlining the Pittsburgh improv Thursday December 8th. Come on out gonna be fun and
[00:28:43] Uh, Philly helium with David tell oh I got a nice I love a nice weekday show a little weekday one nighter
[00:28:50] Dude fly out big little money. It's dude in January. I'm going January 11th at 12 Denver comedy works
[00:28:55] I got all friday gonna go skiing by myself take myself the help
[00:29:00] Yeah, and then the next day I got fairfield comedy club. You want to do it? Yeah, yes next what?
[00:29:08] I'll be all fairfield that weekend. It's sis of his brewing company. Hey, hey apple is
[00:29:13] I would love to see you on the 13th and 14th at sis of his that's a that's a really good club
[00:29:17] Sis of this been there. Yeah, like uh like the guy rolling the that's all right search
[00:29:23] We're up the horn up sissy fist. I would like to get to point my career
[00:29:26] I'm not embarrassed to say the venue names that I'm playing because
[00:29:30] Silly what's the most embarrassing comedy club name? Well, there's a club in Des Moines that I'm also doing in japan
[00:29:36] I always keep forgetting. I always keep forgetting to plug date. So I guess I'll do it now. Yeah, I'm at zany's rosemont
[00:29:47] helium in philly january 26th to the 28th nice
[00:29:57] Providence comedy connection february 23rd 25th
[00:30:02] Uh, it's crazy. Well because just yesterday. I wanted to kill myself. Good night. I saw that
[00:30:09] Instagram portland san hose austin and ervin all in 2023 but guys good for you
[00:30:16] Yeah, are you gonna take racene with you? I'm gonna take uh, yeah, no actually I'm gonna take um
[00:30:21] I'm gonna take one of those one of those folks I saw in your only fans probably if you legit got little baby
[00:30:34] And he just does what he does on only hands
[00:30:37] Just a bunch of like he buries at him at him can't follow it
[00:30:41] Yeah, a bunch of couples who just wanted to have a night out or just watch it like they got a babysitter
[00:30:46] I thought we're here for a comedy show. Yeah, he's scooping. Oh
[00:30:54] All right, and you guys are you guys ready for your headline?
[00:31:04] You all got you're like god. What the hell was that?
[00:31:15] I might say patreon.com slash being in pond. Okay. All right patreon.com slash out for smokes
[00:31:24] And patreon.com slash the adam Friedland show. Yes
[00:31:31] How did you change that from come down to tafs news right? I think come down so it works though. Oh, yeah, that's good
[00:31:38] But yeah, do you guys do merch? No, not yet. We are we will be doing merch
[00:31:45] That is in the works dude. People love you guys so much
[00:31:48] I bet you could like sell like hair or something or even if you sold like a
[00:31:55] Carboy cutout or like a size chart because people are always like hell toll is this people?
[00:31:59] These people get a lock of nix hair and then be like this there sucks
[00:32:03] Thick enough this hair used to be better. Hell. I tried eating it. It tasted horrible. They have such bad attitudes. Yeah
[00:32:14] I try putting up my ass so Nick mama would be close to me at all times. I water it
[00:32:19] I want a little little and now my asshole itches
[00:32:25] Ice coffee in these kind of cups for some reason no, I don't like that because I like these kind of
[00:32:31] A Brooklyn ball factory. Yeah, it's about the best. I go the coffee's great. I go there
[00:32:36] Moncha is amazing or such fucking dickheads. It takes forever
[00:32:40] Japanese people and I can't you your words in our mind. No, it's all it's all there is where is it
[00:32:47] What place Brooklyn ball? It's on a lot of truth dude a luncheon at open next door baby blues. I think I saw it great
[00:32:54] I think I saw it. I fuck I was there so I'm the other day. It was so fun. Shout out costos that dude
[00:32:59] He gives me free meals. He's a sweetheart
[00:33:01] I have a problem that ain't Ian said now. You know where he eats lunch. Oh god. Oh god come out
[00:33:06] Dude, come on. Here's the thing I love my neighborhood because all the little shopkeepers I become friends with yeah
[00:33:13] And then I bring them little gifts to christmas time. It's so nice. Yeah, I got a new laundromat
[00:33:19] Guess what they're getting stuff. Yeah Ian brings them bobbleheads. Yeah, Ian bobbleheads my own virtue
[00:33:31] It is a gay man who come and I give him cigarette so he leave me alone. He's keep around my neighborhood
[00:33:38] This used to be working class neighborhood now. It is this freak coming weird
[00:33:43] I give him rubber band so he would leave my store my daughter. I want her stay away from rat rat man
[00:33:53] She's oh here come jockey cheese here he come
[00:34:01] Stay away from my daughter stay away from wife
[00:34:06] Please if you must rape choose me first
[00:34:20] I saw the people I love the most murdered in front of my life
[00:34:23] So I can move to this country and have chucky cheese
[00:34:27] Raping my family red me insteady. Rep me first
[00:34:40] I got it coming for rubber bands again, please
[00:34:48] Please please go to chinese restaurant this time
[00:34:56] Please please I closed my doors. I lose money. No more merch. Please no more
[00:35:03] He asked me to listen. He asked me listen to ska
[00:35:09] Is there the chucky cheese man? Oh, no, he torture me. He torture me
[00:35:30] Oh, they were was so good. I have seen skin melt off my child eyes
[00:35:42] Please but chucky cheese man. I take the cake. My dream is for daughter. Go to college
[00:35:50] I must she cannot meet the chucky cheese
[00:36:01] Oh, oh how I miss the death squads of slow-mo done me loss of each
[00:36:12] Oh, please please this I come to this country for the chucky cheese
[00:36:23] I got into it my former says vivac the other day about getting the booster. Oh, yeah, that's cool. What do you say?
[00:36:39] I swear the whole neighborhood ask me to put something in a certain engine say it was a hepatitis vaccine. Yeah, actually
[00:36:47] No, no, it's a fucking scene. They're trying to kill and see it
[00:36:54] Please be back. He tell him he need booster
[00:37:05] Razz. What's the what's the poison? Rison? Rison. We give him rison's a wrench
[00:37:10] Please this is our own. They all must take the vaccine. This is this 12th plan. We've come up with this
[00:37:15] That's fucked up together. We cannot kill him
[00:37:20] Rach man cannot we have to be ready man can't die. We cannot kill the rat man
[00:37:26] I call over the merchants in the area one. I have a cousin
[00:37:31] I'm we must raise money to bring cousin over they call him exterminator
[00:37:45] That's pretty good, huh? Can you tell Nick it was good?
[00:37:52] Can you tell Nick it was good that I did good reef. I did good reef guys. I'm really excited
[00:38:00] Lamenting about the show, but I'm really fucking stoked about the last patreon episode we put out
[00:38:04] Yeah, I'm from slash tf it's honestly the best thing Nick and I've ever done
[00:38:09] Yeah, it's good. The cold open is like we got these anamorphic lenses
[00:38:13] I mean it goes manic and then disappears. I'm like where you and he's like B&H. I just spent four
[00:38:23] And I'm just like okay at this point. I'm just like great dude
[00:38:27] And I don't even look bad and I now it's like feels like the Joker like we're lighting money on part
[00:38:31] But but we did get these anamorphic lenses which are like it's super wide screen
[00:38:36] And it's only because he read one comment somewhere that's like the aspect ratios off
[00:38:41] So he's just got lenses that are like they're just like this wide
[00:38:45] I love it and it looks like and we got we got it lit this guy our friend connor who's it who's a fucking
[00:38:51] He's fucking incredible grip and it looks like super red. It looks like fucking good time
[00:38:56] It's like awesome and our friend connor shot. He's like an incredible deep. Yeah, that's awesome
[00:39:00] Yeah, you guys had fun on it. Yeah, we had fun
[00:39:02] And now that we have people like we realized we're like nick has to be kept away from the buttons
[00:39:06] Because he got obsessed with the buttons, right?
[00:39:08] And then like we we're like we just have to we need to riff dude. We can't have yes
[00:39:13] You can't have you doing the buttons. Yeah, but yeah, it looks really good people on i'll show you i'll show you after this
[00:39:19] Okay, but yeah, no, but that that was like really fun. We were doing it. Can you give me job on your show? Please?
[00:39:23] Please please bar rat man from building. He asked me he asked me come on being isn't
[00:39:34] me come on and i have my being tasered in balls
[00:39:38] He says it's funny. He keeps showing me gay porn. He says watch gay porn get taser
[00:39:44] Get taser on being in we have lenny back thrown last week
[00:39:53] And then we had we had mac tomorrow on this week. Do you know mac tomorrow? Yeah, who's that is that the guy with the underwear?
[00:40:03] No, he's like he's like a very he's a very popular indie rocker. He was on falaan last week. He's very he's a rocker
[00:40:10] He's like he's like the last indie rocker in the world
[00:40:13] No one cares about indie rock anymore, but he's like the last of them of the mo
[00:40:18] So they call him but yeah, no, he's super funny. He's like what songs has he done?
[00:40:22] He's done a bunch of songs. He had that he had that album the salad days. Have you heard that?
[00:40:25] I know my threat salad days. Well, so yeah, so he did nard war
[00:40:30] And nard war and nard war got Ian makai to write a note to say actually I
[00:40:36] I did something called salad days first in your copycat
[00:40:39] Yeah, that's a awesome dude. Nard war is a shit
[00:40:42] But you'd like you'd like mak. Although he stopped smoking bogeys. He was like a big boag head. What's a boag?
[00:40:51] Someone says you want to go smoke a stog. Matt. I say you want to go smoke a butt. Yeah, mak tomorrow chamber of reflection. Yeah
[00:41:01] He's good dude. Um and he's a pal. I met him at a wedding actually
[00:41:11] Yeah, so here I am doing everything I can
[00:41:17] I gotta please he's saying listen to music
[00:41:20] To recreate the day before he was raped
[00:41:25] He tell me everything that man tell me about his rape. He says he was just a boy
[00:41:35] He listened. I ended up playing war zone with the guitars from gold finger. How cool is that sick dude?
[00:41:41] I saw there was a there's a band. I saw that it's just a cover's band that only does Tony Hawk
[00:41:48] Proskater soundtrack songs. That's hilarious. Yeah. Oh, yeah, have you ever heard of the band drug church? They fucking rule
[00:41:55] They get a podcast. You should do it. I think you guys would be great on it. Anyway, drug church covered mighty mighty boss tone someday
[00:42:02] I suppose which is my favorite mighty mighty boss tone song and
[00:42:17] Come on he said listen to ska he said I was 13
[00:42:22] I put on real big fish and then and then he walked in the room
[00:42:27] He said he was an adult. He said he I could trust him
[00:42:31] He said Ian we need to practice more your best
[00:42:37] It's through that man. He's going to talk about this right again. Oh, hello Ian
[00:42:43] How's it going please please just buy something please good at man. Anyway. Yeah. No, he's he's like
[00:42:51] He was great. He's great. He was a great guest guys check it out
[00:42:54] Check it out on patreon.com slash taps actually are we fuck? Hold on a second. We've been having so much fun. I think
[00:43:08] You thought at the episode was over no I did your recording. Oh, we're glad to wrap it. Yeah, we are recording. I have a second
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[00:43:21] So blue shoe doesn't work. What do you talk about fucking ate up a bunch of women who's oh?
[00:43:27] Well one time it didn't work the other time
[00:43:32] You had a bunch of them. I don't think it's advisable to have
[00:43:38] Whoopsies I get it my ears get hot every time I've taken them
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[00:44:01] It's good. Do you feel like your erections are kind of inconsistent?
[00:44:04] Now are you alive? Yeah, I feel like you're like super inconsistent. I honestly we talked about this on B&E in which you were
[00:44:14] Consistent like sometimes I'll be like oh, this is great
[00:44:16] I'm so hard and then sometimes I'm just like well if you're like spending some time alone with yourself
[00:44:24] I've been not even feeling hard to jerk off at night like well, I'm gonna do it and I'm so tired
[00:44:29] I get home. I lay on my couch. Yeah, I undo my pants and I just fall asleep
[00:44:33] Yeah, and then I'm like, it's because you work so hard. I don't even think I feel like I don't even want to jack off
[00:44:37] I don't even want to jack me to walk. Okay, so um you go there
[00:44:43] They say you know awkward visit the doctor no awkward visits to the pharmacist. They said it's right folks
[00:44:53] You literally give your age and address
[00:44:59] Did I was just told you're not supposed to take multiple
[00:45:02] Discrete packaging discrete packaging so your bitch wife won't Jesus Adam. I don't have a wife
[00:45:09] We're a scene does I'm not saying his bitch. Why am I saying the listeners who are definitely all married? Yeah
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[00:46:10] Um, so you're not made it. Oh nice. This is your gay. Oh, not asshole because you're
[00:46:19] Yeah, I'm just Ian. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, if someone's like you're gay. Say I'm
[00:46:25] I do I don't like the label bisexual because I do what I want when I want with who I want
[00:46:30] You know when I identify as Ian. Yeah. Yeah, do you identify as a man?
[00:46:35] Yeah, but that's a label too. So why why it's not a label to give it look at me. What do you mean?
[00:46:42] So, but you know the people you know, you know, you know what do they say? What's it called? Um, in
[00:46:47] hetero hetero hetero normative society they would assume they would assume that you're a straight man
[00:46:54] Yeah, but I like jockeying expectations
[00:47:00] Jockeys jockeying expectations. Oh, I thought that was one of your guys. I thought you you followed a small man on
[00:47:09] On only fans. I do who did jocke based pornography. Anyway guys go to that go to bluetooth.com
[00:47:14] And you and and chew it and do it and have sex alert alert alert
[00:47:23] Okay, what's going on? That's your heart out
[00:47:25] You have to get your Scott. We have like 10 minutes left. We're done. Let's do it
[00:47:30] All right. What were you talking about folks? So there's been an attempted coup in
[00:47:34] Germany why what happened? Yeah, 25 and they were all like rich people
[00:47:40] They were arrested planning a over the road the government
[00:47:43] Hmm and they all had like mill it they were like former military members what happened? Yeah, that's kind of cool
[00:47:50] It's kind of cool. So I was playing a storming of the Reichstag again. Yeah
[00:47:55] Do you know what's what's your you know?
[00:47:56] It's a fun fact Hitler said that he he always thought Mussolini was like his closest friend like his only real friend
[00:48:07] Mussolini you think his fake friend because Italians wouldn't put up with that. Yeah
[00:48:14] Yeah, really so he he felt like he was lonely. He didn't trust me like Hitler was lonely
[00:48:19] Hermin guring like everybody was his friend. No, everybody was like kind of using Hitler
[00:48:26] It's like hey, Hitler. Um, you want to go get lunch. Yeah. Hey, can you can you cosign a fuck?
[00:48:37] Enough man. Come on. Yes, I'll I'll run some Jews over with it
[00:48:44] This guy was known as his best friend august kubizek
[00:48:48] Oh, that was Hitler's best friend. That's what they're saying
[00:48:50] He was an Austrian musical conductor and writer
[00:48:53] Best known for being close friend of with Adolf Hitler while they're oh while they're a teenager's
[00:49:01] Let's teach the audience something he died in 1956 in Austria. I wonder where he was during the war years
[00:49:14] Oh, so this guy I guess was friends they were friends when they were kids and then
[00:49:21] Oh, and then you know, hiller gave him a job. He got hired by the nazi propaganda
[00:49:25] Nazi party to write short propaganda booklets. Oh wow, that's good. Well, you take your boys up with you
[00:49:32] Boys you know who were tosh's boys. We his boys from from growing up. He gave them all jobs from tosh point
[00:49:39] Oh, he's popping off. You know, that's a nice thing. You know, you don't talk about that with Hitler a lot of these days
[00:49:48] Hitler sent kubizek another time it'll be funny a food basket for her 80th birthday
[00:49:53] I wish you work on you so we could put a fucking bag over your head
[00:50:01] Uh-oh, it's very funny. Really? Yeah, I can't wait. Uh, maybe we'll say it on on Mike one day say it
[00:50:08] We know nothing say it. So are you gonna conny on the podcast? No
[00:50:12] No, we're not dude. You're getting Adam. Just nodded. Holy shit. We're not
[00:50:18] We're not we're not we're not we're not oh, but why are you saying you're not but you're not it has nothing to do with the podcast
[00:50:23] It's it's readable honestly is funnier than
[00:50:26] And sadder and more pathetic anyway, but um
[00:50:29] When he the tide begins is trying to get right to know what it said. Yes. We are having
[00:50:35] When the tide begins to turn against it your calendar that says Kanye visit. Yeah, everyone
[00:50:45] Wait, wait. Okay. I'm trying to tell you guys about this
[00:50:51] Yeah, he's gonna be a lamp for what conny had him out of out of get your eyes like something smells funny in here
[00:50:59] Honestly, what's that smell? Can I be honest with you guys like like I it really did
[00:51:04] I heard him saying saying all that stuff. It really did hurt my feelings. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's terrible things to say
[00:51:12] No, just because it's like I loved him my whole life
[00:51:14] And then he's he had that line in drink champs when he said um, I want little jewish kid boys
[00:51:19] I wear my shoes to say to go up to their dad and say why yay mad at us
[00:51:23] And I kind of like I was like, why you mad at me. Don't be mad at me. Yeah, I love you
[00:51:30] I love you. I've loved you. I've loved you. What did I do? What did I do right? Right? A predatory
[00:51:38] What are you talking about? I'm a hip-hop head
[00:51:48] Kanye, I actually I was saying this is my girlfriend. She just started laughing in my face yesterday
[00:51:54] But I was like I remember when my friend get it you a BB
[00:52:00] Burned the college dropout for me when we were in pre-calc class in high school. Why did you do that?
[00:52:09] She was like why did you have to include that guy's name? I remember one of my friends
[00:52:14] Yeah, there's this Ethiopian kid. I went to high school
[00:52:19] He burned me the fucking college dropout. Oh, I thought you may have burned it like set it on fire
[00:52:31] Yeah, I got a new computer my family got a new computer
[00:52:37] Every mix CD was just like a love letter if only they could listen to the third verse
[00:52:42] Fourth line they would know how I felt you know
[00:52:45] Wait, okay, can I tell you more about this guy Cuba's deck? So okay, so we funny it up a bit
[00:52:51] I gotta go soon. No, we won't talk about Hitler's best friend. I think it was interesting
[00:52:56] What you could riff on this eat a riff on this. Okay, let's go so it's 1942 and the people could tell that
[00:53:03] I'm 40 Jew that that the tide is turning against Hitler and Cuba's that who have all avoided politics his whole life
[00:53:09] Became a member of the Nazi party as a gesture of loyalty to his friend. Hmm. Isn't that amazing?
[00:53:17] Wait, everyone's like oh this guy's about to lose and he felt so bad that he's like all right. I'll join
[00:53:30] Yeah, that's fun. Yeah, it's her. Awesome. Okay. December 1945 Cuba's like gathered a collection of keepsakes given to him by Hitler during their youth and concealed them carefully in a basement
[00:53:43] He's like yeah, I always thought Anne Frank was annoying. Yeah, I thought she was I thought she was bad
[00:53:47] And then he was a bit I guess he said it made this guy a bunch of friendship bracelet. Yeah
[00:53:55] Someone's got a Kanye's gotta look right a movie about it
[00:54:03] Buddy comedy him and him and him and yeah, a big young Hitler growing up in in Austria
[00:54:09] And then there's a Jewish guy that's like yeah, art is not good enough for this school
[00:54:15] I'll give you um maybe two dollars for this painting. Yeah, your art sucks
[00:54:20] Hitler and he's like I'm going to be mad at you for the rest like like it sounds like a flashbang goes off and Hitler's had
[00:54:30] 30 discount on this on this painting, you know, I thought it was good, but it's not very inspired
[00:54:38] I'll tell you this wait. He wrote a book called
[00:54:42] Adolf Hitler mine hugen frond hugen frond ate off Hitler my childhood friends
[00:54:53] Dude, it's so funny though like you try to try to ride up an even larger nose
[00:54:57] So like try to get clout like try to like ride off the cloud of that
[00:55:01] After Hitler had been defeated. Yeah to be like by the way, I am
[00:55:05] You know grown up pretty good friends with pretty much best friends
[00:55:09] Hitler teller want to meet him. Yeah, I know he's dead, but I can tell you all about
[00:55:13] Yeah, there was a jewish guy that was like he's just named dropping Hitler all the time
[00:55:19] Um, I don't know if you know this, but I used to be best friends with here
[00:55:24] That's so funny because Adolf used to say
[00:55:26] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. Oh, is this raining?
[00:55:31] I remember one time I was in the bunker with Adolf Hitler and um
[00:55:38] Here's a Reddit thread did Hitler have any friends? I
[00:55:43] Literally google that yeah, yeah, yeah, it says one of his known teenage friends was august cubizek
[00:55:56] And then I guess um German in his later years as a politician
[00:56:00] There were very few people who were personally close Hitler in German-speaking countries friends addressed themselves with the informal pronoun do
[00:56:07] And everybody was like using him. Yeah. Yeah, he's like everyone's so fake around any
[00:56:13] No, you know what everyone's fake. No, you know what it was. I just I don't like people
[00:56:17] But it was no that that was a thing here fake people and drama like and I'm not this is no defensive Hitler
[00:56:24] But like he was on meth the entire time. Yeah, which is like the closest analog we have to that are like atter all heads
[00:56:31] Right and those people get so fucking paranoid
[00:56:33] Especially if you're friends with them like I've been accused like I have friends that are have been on and like and fedder means their whole
[00:56:40] Labs for like ADD. Yeah, and those are like my most fucking like that's why it's impossible friends
[00:56:45] Yeah, they're always like I'm always falling short of expectations
[00:56:51] No, no, no, no, he's not ADD. All right guys
[00:56:57] Um, that's so funny. Yeah, but he was like on the real world
[00:57:01] He's like just so you know, I'm not here to make friends
[00:57:06] No, no, but like that's the thing is like he was literally on speed and so he was like I can't fucking trust any of these people
[00:57:12] Yeah, and he was like getting more and more paranoid. He's a fucking dick. Yeah, no else was on speed was Kennedy
[00:57:17] Really? Kennedy used to get these fucking shots in his ass. But there was that guy dr. Feel good. Oh, wait didn't Kennedy have like a degenerative thing?
[00:57:26] He had a back condition, right? I think and it really died that he was injured in the second world war as well. Wasn't he?
[00:57:34] I don't fucking know. I don't know about Kennedy
[00:57:36] Was he really that good of a president?
[00:57:39] Kennedy? Yeah, well, it was like short-lived. Not the hard guys. Not the our guys Mike
[00:57:45] The what not the our guys we gave him a fucking election then he tried to fucking investigate him
[00:57:50] Investing at us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what are you talking about?
[00:57:52] Brother. Yeah, he was disrespectful to the the Costa Milstra. Yeah when they got him elected
[00:57:59] We got a relationship between him and Jimmy Hoffa was pretty cool
[00:58:02] I think Kennedy everybody loved Kennedy because he was like openly about like God and he was Irish and yeah
[00:58:10] Jimmy Hoffa like choked Bobby Kennedy before a Senate hearing
[00:58:13] That's because he showed up late. He showed up late walking his dog. Why did everyone say it?
[00:58:18] Everyone says that he was like such a powerful. He was
[00:58:20] Like he's Bobby handy. No, no, uh, Jack was like the most handsome president ever. He's like
[00:58:26] I was like shit, dude. Yeah, he doesn't look good. Yeah
[00:58:30] Yeah, he looks like crap. Well, he was like in his 40s
[00:58:33] I don't know it's a killer song by the misfits who killed maryland. Mm-hmm. And you think Kennedy killed her? No, I think that's like one of the
[00:58:40] fucking theories, but I heard you died from morbid obesity
[00:58:45] Marilyn Monroe shut up dude. You know, I if you for Joe to Maggio. Why because he was married to her and then like did he beat her
[00:58:54] Did he I think he beat Marilyn Monroe. Yeah. Oh
[00:58:59] Yeah, well, hey, he was I'm just guessing based on his fucking last name
[00:59:05] Last night. Oh, this is a vowel. He's probably
[00:59:09] Yeah, they're running a train on maryland
[00:59:11] Um, yeah, she's she like don't people always say she was like actually she was nik talks about this a lot
[00:59:18] They're like actually she was a size. She was a size 18. Well, she actually she was just as fast as he was 400
[00:59:39] Yeah, it's me now on like it's she's job. Oh, you're coming to rathman
[00:59:47] Yeah, it has been fun. Yeah, I've enjoyed it. I thought it was kind of messy at first. I'm a little bit embarrassed
[00:59:51] I said all that stuff about the show. Don't be you're being your authentic. No, no, it's just it
[00:59:55] No, I'm not complaining about anything. It's just no, we're not saying you are it is it is really funny
[01:00:00] It is I mean I I realized it is really funny to start trying it 35
[01:00:05] Like it is a pathetic statement. It's like say that in public is is honestly I'm humiliated even just thinking about what
[01:00:12] Yeah, but you know what you're doing it, but it's never too late to yeah, I don't know do something new. Yeah, I think I know
[01:00:17] It's been it's been really fun, but we just want to have like honestly we need to get right now
[01:00:22] We need to get a talent booker. So we're just like not fucking square. Who are you trying to get?
[01:00:27] We're we talked it we talked to this age this will also go off my we talked on Fridays. Oh, we're yeah, that's great
[01:00:33] That should be good, but then they were quoting us the prices. They were quoting us were hilarious
[01:00:37] Yeah, they were like um so like how many guests you want a month were like um, I guess like eight to ten and they were like
[01:00:44] So alla cart it would be about two thousand dollars. What are we booking? Yeah, and we're like
[01:00:50] I started laughing what a racket this business is we're like so it's twenty thousand dollars a month
[01:00:57] Yeah, dude you legitimately could DM someone that you want to show. I'm like, hey, I've done we haven't been doing that
[01:01:03] I've been doing that for weeks now. Yeah, yeah, I mean and it's also like we're like selling people on things
[01:01:08] Like if we if we don't know them we're selling them on something that doesn't really exist yet
[01:01:11] Like what like the actual talk to doesn't like fully I mean yesterday was an example of kind of what we want to be doing
[01:01:17] Because we have like a guest we had an interview segment. We are called up. Well quit living in the past
[01:01:22] No, no, I'm saying like we need to have like something to sell on people say that. Oh, yeah
[01:01:26] It's great. You're like a sizzle reel of what you're trying to sell. That's fucking great. It's fun. It's good
[01:01:31] Things are definitely great. The creative juices are flowing. Oh, I'm having fun patreon.com slash b&e and pop. Okay
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