TAFS | Regular | 12/23/2022
[00:00:00] what hold on no no hold on I already hit record we're going okay so we're going
[00:00:07] now folks welcome to the Adam Friedland show podcast it's the podcast well you
[00:00:12] what do you got come on I have to post I'm posting this shit on fuck the
[00:00:16] episode I'm posting a video I geneed an appley not a video folks so this is
[00:00:22] gonna be this is this is probably this is the best way to do it so this is the
[00:00:26] Adam Friedland show podcast and you know I mean the goal here is to move away
[00:00:32] from podcast this is gonna be like the after the walking dead my personal
[00:00:37] prediction that podcasting will not be a thing in another couple years mm-hmm
[00:00:42] well AI technology will take over for podcasting literally but well people are
[00:00:47] gonna I'll tell you we're gonna have AI Joe Rogan defeat Rogan in the in the
[00:00:52] ratings nobody's getting everybody's cars gonna get repossessed once the
[00:00:55] fucking you know the recession hits oh yeah so nobody's gonna be able to
[00:01:00] commute to work which is the only time people listen the podcast so we're gonna
[00:01:03] go back to active media which is why we need to make the pivot to a talk show
[00:01:07] as soon as possible because people look the old podcast you use be able to put
[00:01:14] it on you forget about it maybe you left once an hour you know but the highs were
[00:01:19] high I personally was not even aware come down was a comedy show no this was
[00:01:25] news to us I felt it more to be philosophical people were kind of me I
[00:01:30] guess I didn't realize we were laughing at us and making psychological in a
[00:01:34] in a in a in a telegence size yeah cool as you can edge it's as just societal
[00:01:42] all right I'm done I'm ready sorry you're ready it is late night but anyway
[00:01:48] Thursday night December 27th so so overlining every cloud I went to go you know
[00:01:55] we have to do this I got a cell advertising for this podcast because the
[00:01:58] podcast should pay for you know machine we just we got to figure out how to have
[00:02:04] our bases cover just in case and so I go to sell advertisements for next year
[00:02:10] and we have seen a 70% drop in listenership perhaps more maybe 90%
[00:02:18] that there's no one that actually listens to the podcast which means this show is
[00:02:23] entirely funded by either spite or word word the subject of someone who knows
[00:02:29] what the CIA is up to yeah I can't because could be a sigh because all of the
[00:02:35] stuff that pick for my entire life or basically the last hundred years all the
[00:02:40] guys that were quote-unquote conspiracy theorists are like yeah the CIA they're
[00:02:44] doing have these mind control experiments and they got aliens and yeah
[00:02:48] they're fucking kids for Satanism and then over the last couple years the CIA
[00:02:53] and you know yeah they were like yeah of course of course we're doing that so
[00:02:58] they got to be whatever they're actually doing mm-hmm it's got to be unfathomable
[00:03:03] you know what I mean right and funding the stuff that hasn't yet I've just
[00:03:08] accepted that I'm probably some sort of conduit mm-hmm I'm some sort of conduit
[00:03:13] for the most evil people in government to sow chaos yeah no in fact the exact
[00:03:19] opposite or to placate the masses to create and I'm not even really a chaotic
[00:03:24] guy I know you to be chaotic from time to maybe in my personal life but in terms
[00:03:30] of that look I mean did anybody you know who had a mass shooter Chappo you never
[00:03:35] had a mass shooter come down yeah Chappo had a mass shooter yeah don't ever let
[00:03:39] anybody forget that Dylan roof Dylan roof was a Chappo there was the Dayton
[00:03:44] guy wasn't there yeah yeah I remember what he was listening to a christman
[00:03:50] rant yeah he's listening to Matt what's going on your skits of running head
[00:03:56] just going in a bar and fucking shoot him up shoot him up everybody in that
[00:04:01] fucking bar he's a gormless weasel a gormless he loves gormless Matt it's a
[00:04:08] as a crepusculant gormless weasel gormless yeah yeah it is in his apartment
[00:04:17] afterwards the police raided it and it was written on the wall died chud scum on
[00:04:22] the walls yeah yeah written in blood that's cool I'm looking up to as we got
[00:04:32] for this for this weekend when we have I don't know but a big fuck use for never
[00:04:39] paying last year did everyone else so low yeah and then so never never never
[00:04:49] never buy that never buy that it's fucking never buy that shit honestly
[00:04:53] they get something less they said me a bunch of stuff I threw it all out I
[00:04:57] threw all those clothes out I think you're wearing again or this is
[00:05:01] the second the last year filled with calm yeah yeah exactly that's how that's
[00:05:06] what we think they're all I wear all my clothes are like you wear the pants
[00:05:18] every day there's the t-shirts fucking that people have brought to me yeah I
[00:05:24] could literally cannot take care of myself I'm gonna start after you were in
[00:05:28] that you were wearing that shirt that said it was like a it said Houston
[00:05:31] sippers on it yeah and I was like are you wearing a lean I mean drinking shirt I
[00:05:36] donated that shirt because I honestly I was this is out this is how this is as
[00:05:41] close as my heart gets to being charitable I was like black people would
[00:05:45] like this more I imagine some homeless black I'm wearing it I'm like it's
[00:05:52] Christmas you're such a good guy what a good guy bring a Houston lean shirt
[00:06:07] and I'm like yeah the Houston sippers I was like are you and were you wearing a
[00:06:11] lean drinking shirt you're like I don't fucking know someone brought to a show
[00:06:14] but that looks kind of cool it was cool it looked like it was a Los Angeles
[00:06:19] Clipper's logo some girl brought me a black bar shirt I kept that that's cool
[00:06:24] that and then I wear the somebody brought me a shirt and they were like this was
[00:06:27] signed by all the legends the barbecued legends who are the I don't know it's on
[00:06:33] the back of the shirt but I wear it I was wearing it today the barbecue legends
[00:06:38] the legends of barbecue oh and like a V-Ray Bob's big boy Bob Evans Jimmy Dean
[00:06:44] God damn Oscar Meyer she's just giving you something like that for free yeah damn
[00:06:51] but no I mean I'm going back out on tour and yeah please bring me and so am I I'm
[00:06:57] also going back out this club no I gotta plug this it's more important now
[00:07:00] you have new San Jose I have forgotten to plug this date but I'm San Jose I
[00:07:06] thought it was just New Year's Eve but it's a full fucking weekend at the San
[00:07:11] Jose improv and we've sold like 11% of the tickets so please New Year's Eve if
[00:07:19] you live in fucking San Jose I made the goddamn I made the fucking I don't know
[00:07:24] why I should look more at the deals that get sent to me yeah because it was a
[00:07:30] mistake the book something I thought I literally I thought it was one I thought
[00:07:33] it was one show on New Year's Eve I mean shows it's five it's a full fucking
[00:07:37] weekend to 450 capacity your job if you're gonna say I'm gonna probably lose
[00:07:43] money on the weekend all right anyway guys I will be Zaines and Rosema which is
[00:07:48] Chicago area January 20th helium Philly January 26th to 28th Pittsburgh
[00:07:55] improv February 3rd 4th comedy connection in Providence Rhode Island
[00:08:00] February 23rd 25th Charlie Goodnights and Raleigh March 23rd 25th and Zaines
[00:08:06] Nashville March 31st April 1st and then we're announcing more dates they're
[00:08:11] putting my fucking boy pussy out on the stroll yeah now I'm doing the same
[00:08:16] amount of day yeah I'm not gonna bother you with that just go to mall just yeah
[00:08:21] mall dot dog slash live dash shows well if you're in those towns those are the
[00:08:30] close ones but there be a lot more announced at a freelancer com slash
[00:08:34] tour all right you plugged all the dates and then I did I gave him a website
[00:08:39] option yeah but if you give them the website then what if the guy lives in
[00:08:43] fucking like South Dakota he's gonna go on the website your waste is damn time
[00:08:48] all right just say say the cities all right and I said them fast dude I think
[00:08:54] the audience will appreciate how fast I did that okay all right back to the
[00:09:00] show there was something I wanted what we were what did we want to talk about on
[00:09:05] the Adam Friedland show podcast we got to figure out what the podcast is because
[00:09:09] podcasting me a completely separate product because I tell you what I don't
[00:09:13] want to be podcasting yeah we've said that enough to our audience and maybe it
[00:09:17] upsets them but no but the fuck it we can't hold on look I don't give a fuck
[00:09:23] whether that upsets the audience we're still making stuff and also making a lot
[00:09:27] of stuff like we did a show for six fucking years like we want to you know
[00:09:33] like there's plenty of it yeah if you want to show go listen to it there's so
[00:09:39] much come town it was great it was great no no but yes absolutely we you know
[00:09:47] the products the the podcast can be a different product as it exists as that is
[00:09:51] the model but I mean I don't know this month has been we've been putting out
[00:09:55] shit video stuff that you couldn't get go find on patreon.com slash TAFS that I
[00:10:03] don't know if you're only a fan of the Adam Friedland show podcast you're
[00:10:17] of you know the talk show or whatever yeah so so you can go you can go check it
[00:10:23] out there I have no idea I have no idea who listens to any of it I don't know
[00:10:27] what is going on there's like 35 guys that have been listening shows to the
[00:10:31] beginning they're pissed and they they are pissed well they they make a bunch of
[00:10:37] communities online and then the guys in the replies all the time and they just
[00:10:41] call you a faggot over and over yeah yeah but it's like I mean there has to be
[00:10:48] more Pete that's what I mean it's like it's got to be just like the CIA is
[00:10:51] pumping they're just laundering money through patreon maybe have like a
[00:10:55] secret admirer gay billionaire David Gaffen yeah David Gaffen yeah and he's
[00:11:03] just like giving you money for your little pet project because he wants to
[00:11:07] see you wants to see you happy but he'll never tell you that he's who he is or
[00:11:13] yeah I really don't understand how anything works I don't know at all you
[00:11:19] got like there's like two options everybody has to move brookal right you
[00:11:25] got to move to Brooklyn everybody moves to Brooklyn oh my god it's like paradise
[00:11:28] and either you win the CIA money laundering lottery or you turn into a guy
[00:11:33] that also has a podcast that doesn't get any fucking money much is mostly and
[00:11:38] then you're a Marxist and then you become a do online Marxism and I guess
[00:11:45] that's like maybe that's how it works and you and act maybe they control the
[00:11:49] amount of money they identify the guys that are gonna be the Marxist dickheads
[00:11:53] and they give them less money to be like you know like oh yeah you're a loser
[00:12:00] if you think this that is the bad's the great audience so we're the
[00:12:10] accidental beneficiary was yeah but yeah because I'm not reading a fucking
[00:12:14] book hell no I'm not reading if I read a book it's gonna be an illustrated
[00:12:19] novelization reverse novelization of master and commander oh my god I'm not
[00:12:25] reading the original novels and it's got to be illustrated I will watch it I
[00:12:29] will watch because you don't read graphic novels I watch I will watch a
[00:12:34] graphic novelization of mastering command the by Frank Miller yeah that
[00:12:40] would be badass yeah I love that shit did the fight make that genre of I guess
[00:12:46] it's just the watch man I don't know if I've got comic books I don't know the
[00:12:49] comic book guys are like yeah this is actually it's actually for fucking
[00:12:54] grown-ups it's actually if you if you get pussy you're into this kind yeah
[00:12:58] watchmen's it's commentary on that society on fascism and and and look
[00:13:07] look at the shoe shots yeah it needs to do so there's really nothing
[00:13:16] gayer than fucking caring about any that's I cannot imagine that is just the
[00:13:22] world I mean Bernie loss I'm just like I'm never gonna care about anything I
[00:13:26] have a fixed lawnmower yeah I got that is infinitely more interesting there's a
[00:13:30] guy that's fucking like dirty YouTube YouTube channel where you get vintage
[00:13:34] lawnmowers if you're guys knows everything about fucking mailboxes yeah
[00:13:38] you're the guy you're the number one guy on mailboxes I'll listen I got all day
[00:13:43] long every watch Vernon Florida and that guy just describing fucking yeah
[00:13:47] different types of worms I love that guy they got different kinds of wigglers
[00:13:52] up there they got a name all they call them I don't forget the name of them
[00:13:57] Boston wigglers they got night callers too but they don't go around here and
[00:14:03] brought them down here I'm the only one that grown I I'm doing rewatch it
[00:14:08] very Florida I haven't seen that since call it you learn it by doing you can't
[00:14:12] they don't got a book about it yeah actually they do got a book but I ain't
[00:14:17] gonna read it because you read it and everything in there is wrong you got
[00:14:21] to learn it by doing it I know that because I wrote the book on it that's
[00:14:27] cool yeah that guy's cool the gobblers the turkey guy the turkey guy
[00:14:32] you know just describing and the pines the planted pines they're uneven they
[00:14:39] go left and right and name in the straight line you see so I'm walking
[00:14:42] through and I'm seeing them and I see that turkey way down maybe 25 yards and
[00:14:49] I know I can't get any closer to it so I'll raise the gun up real slow
[00:14:59] drop probably sound like a ton of bricks when he hit the ground and that's him
[00:15:05] right there probably 11 inch beard on that turkey next one I shot me yeah
[00:15:19] turkeys are hideous they're one of the ugliest animals I love that movie
[00:15:27] yeah it's really good yeah guys check out documentary film check out
[00:15:36] documentary cinema if you like podcasts you're gonna love documentaries the
[00:15:44] thin blue line gates of heaven the thin blue penis the thin blue penis the it's
[00:15:50] about elmo the sex scandal that rocked sesame Street dawg she just
[00:15:59] texted me what'd she say bro she said she enjoyed the new episode she liked it
[00:16:03] yeah that's it that's right yeah she's a famous actress she's huge she's on HBO
[00:16:10] was on HBO yeah she got fired she got fired for racism did she yeah just
[00:16:18] start a rumor yeah her character I believe was irradiated by the Chernobyl
[00:16:23] disaster she yes it came out then it was implied that she had nuclear fallout
[00:16:29] cancer this was slowly dying from all season yeah she get I believe Dasha's
[00:16:35] character on succession is killed by James Bond is she not yes her character
[00:16:40] is her character is killed off when James Bond shoots her in their face mm-hmm
[00:16:45] after fucking well you know the first guy the first girl he always folks is
[00:16:50] the one that he has to kill and then he gets pussy from the nice girl yes I'll
[00:16:55] be in Denver this weekend and I'm looking for pussy everyone knows I've
[00:17:03] been winched in Salem North Carolina looking for hello everybody it's me
[00:17:08] James Bond just a quick social media update I'm here in Vancouver looking for
[00:17:16] some pussy perhaps if anyone wants to come over and watch my movies and give
[00:17:21] pussy to eat edibles too close little thick not vague enough James Bond does
[00:17:31] taking shots rather than just doing a subtle thing we've crossed that bridge
[00:17:36] what nothing what we're taking shots at James Bond dude we don't like colonialism
[00:17:42] but I'm done what was it what's that thing supposed to be in the beginning is
[00:17:49] it a gun it's the barrel of a gun I was thought or camera why would it be a
[00:17:54] camera to let people know that it's a movie I don't know when I was a kid I
[00:18:01] was a guy like taking a picture of James Bond and the J and bonds like don't
[00:18:10] why said no photos yeah that's so funny it means inside of a penis scientists
[00:18:19] still don't know what the inside of the penis it is a penis hole yeah yeah with
[00:18:23] like a spiral yeah I would love that dude this probably with the inside of a
[00:18:28] spider's penis looks like well there's a gun so he shoots into the barrel of
[00:18:34] the other gun that's how good he is at shooting that's what it implies well
[00:18:39] no he shoots and there's blood pores over the front of the gun there's blood
[00:18:43] that goes down the screen guy gets shot and he holds his own gun like this he
[00:18:48] goes oh he dies in a weird way like that
[00:18:53] Nick's a funny act out act out yeah I gotta get better at acting for the show
[00:19:00] because I got a we can't hire enough actors so I gotta play we're running
[00:19:05] out of position we're running we're fucking please folks if you enjoy the
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[00:19:17] slash TAF yeah many of you might not know that there's even more Adam Friedland
[00:19:23] show yeah on patreon.com it's a talk show in fact we have cold opens monologues
[00:19:31] intellectual conversations our most recent episode had gene to that point
[00:19:36] yeah gene to nap late back on yeah someone so I saw someone commented
[00:19:41] somewhere they were like a quote from g which I forgot about until I was
[00:19:45] editing last night with our editor and he said like Elvis I just want to do
[00:19:52] what's right for this country and yeah there there are a lot more choice yeah
[00:19:57] you kept quoting that line to me as if it's supposed to be funny but it's
[00:20:01] accurate no I mean they made a selfless Elvis was a veteran he loved his mother
[00:20:07] he did more to smooth over race relations in any of these these counter
[00:20:12] culture hmm assholes yeah and it she she shook his dick yeah an ended race
[00:20:20] I always said history is gonna look kindly on office mark my words this guy
[00:20:25] that guy's gonna be it guys gonna be huge mark my words this guy it this dude is
[00:20:30] the next dude he's the truth dude yeah he was the truth this dude is to got to
[00:20:35] look out for his Elvis that's what's up that's what's up that's what's up that's
[00:20:45] what's up but it's sexy hmm all right what do we got here let's let's do it we
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[00:25:17] that though yeah should I try building models again like a what like a little
[00:25:41] plane or something my dad was real into it well you never became a ship in the
[00:25:47] bottle guy seems like you have that kind of personality I don't have a steady
[00:25:51] hand anymore my hands are fucked up now I don't have like I have like a real
[00:25:54] shape yeah like a tremor I do was there for I don't know is it the shakes is it
[00:26:00] because you need it need one more beer yeah no I don't know I think it meant
[00:26:06] probably vaping or something or too much coffee yeah you you consumed a ton of
[00:26:10] caffeine yeah your dad got into model planes and stuff he was always in the
[00:26:16] case what does he do with them when he's done building it just puts it yeah I
[00:26:22] put some little box and then in the garage puts it away yeah he did yeah he
[00:26:27] was I think he sold all of them in fact a Korean man and they were like this is
[00:26:32] a high quality product I don't know he just told a story about fucking Korean
[00:26:38] men buying all of his the model planes they all came in a passenger van it was
[00:26:43] like 15 Korean men really yeah they came to house no no this is 20 years ago they
[00:26:51] came to after he moved out and had a storage facility that he had to liquidate
[00:26:56] they moved him at his they met him at this at the storage law and he came and
[00:27:01] they became in a 15-passed a bunch of Korean men a lot of other
[00:27:05] player planes off and he he recounts this was like a sense of pride he recounts
[00:27:12] it in the same way recounts everything else with just a completely flat affect
[00:27:16] and really no there's there's like a cloying sort of you know he's like oh
[00:27:23] great you know like or I heard your family's dead you know yeah everything
[00:27:30] has the same he's like trying to not upset coworkers he's always his disposition
[00:27:35] is not trying to not get fired yeah yeah he was on a step on toes yeah but
[00:27:41] there's like a sadness underneath good to see you oh yeah a second plane hit the
[00:27:46] tower yeah oh yeah would you yeah would you get a load of that hmm yeah
[00:27:56] I'm gonna go see my dad in three days time for the first time in where South
[00:28:04] Africa you're going to South Africa you go back to back to Wakanda also by the
[00:28:09] way folks there will be there will be episodes for the rest of the year as long
[00:28:14] as we have had contracts which looks like it's really there's only one more for
[00:28:21] the year 1228 okay never done so there will be one more podcast episode but
[00:28:27] Adam's going out of town I'm going out of the country I'm gonna see my grandmother
[00:28:32] next go to see his family well we guess what that's what the holiday season is
[00:28:35] about guys is going to see your family and spend time time with your loved one
[00:28:41] we would do on come town as we would go to the cabin and this is I I will truly
[00:28:44] miss this because that was the highlight of the year the cabin was a nice time
[00:28:48] I loved it there was we would we all had a good time together doing eight
[00:28:53] episodes in a day here's a little here's a little something I'm a little sloppy
[00:28:57] so tell the guy this we would never hang out I mean you would yeah three of us
[00:29:02] never fucking hang out literally I mean maybe the maybe the first year of the
[00:29:07] show that happened and after that it was just there's just for pics yeah
[00:29:12] basically it was just for the press yeah unless you were on tour of the cabin
[00:29:16] yeah it was always a fun time it was always a fun time I I fondly recall a
[00:29:24] hotel room in Cleveland yeah where I left the hardest I've ever lived in my
[00:29:30] entire dad that honestly so that might have been the hardest I've ever lived
[00:29:37] yeah like legitimately yeah I remember I was like I my stomach was I was in
[00:29:42] pain yeah yeah what was that what's that I don't even remember her name I don't
[00:29:47] remember her name but we do laughing about some DC coming being being
[00:29:58] groped by it like no just being confused by an uber driver but then no he'd like
[00:30:03] he liked chased her down and was like I love you yeah no yes for phone number
[00:30:09] and then she panicked and gave her real number yeah yeah it was and then he
[00:30:15] mad he like what is she like I did some staying operation and had this like
[00:30:21] poor immigrant arrested because he was texting her like just weird I love I
[00:30:31] yeah oh no that was fucking hilarious that was really fun that was really fun
[00:30:40] yeah I yeah I have a lot of fun memories of the road and guess what guys maybe
[00:30:45] it's 23 young Nicholas and myself might do some stuff for the two of us I don't
[00:30:53] know what that would look like cuz look this this quote unquote podcast is dog
[00:30:58] shit and it's obviously no they thought it was good until you said they did
[00:31:03] nobody's listening to it either yeah I don't we have like what was it what do
[00:31:07] you say was a hundred and fifty downloads per episode of the Adam free lunch
[00:31:13] podcast oh yeah about a hundred to a hundred and fifty it used to be and the
[00:31:21] come-tember million more than that three hundred fifty eight four hundred
[00:31:25] thousand that was for episode yeah and now this is we lost it dude yeah yeah we
[00:31:31] lost the audience oh oh well we just got that rich we just got that gay rich guy
[00:31:35] yeah I would love that dude if the CI if it turned out like at this point in my
[00:31:41] live W dream come to me also it was David Geffen yeah if I got a letter from
[00:31:46] David Geffen's like look I've been the one supporting the patreon if and you
[00:31:52] don't have to but maybe please stop calling me a pedophile on the show right
[00:31:58] of what I'd be like David you're a good guy David baby cakes babe babe babe babe
[00:32:05] babe baby baby baby the fact that you think you'd even have to ask is all my
[00:32:13] fucking mind on David David you say how high are you you say jump I say how
[00:32:18] high yeah perhaps I could complain Nintendo switch on the yacht while you
[00:32:23] rape a child maybe I'll go to one of your twink pool parties yeah that's got to
[00:32:31] be if that's funny cuz like women like women you know like women get drunk and
[00:32:35] they're like oh don't go home with that guy Sarah you know there's like you
[00:32:39] know it's like things that they know not to do you know me mmm things you got
[00:32:42] the part is like oh I'll give you ride home you know yeah like oh look out for
[00:32:46] that guy yeah he's got a bad reputation yeah it's and and then if you're like a
[00:32:51] young gay man if a billionaire is like yeah we're having a pool party like
[00:32:59] that's they're like Eric you know what a pool party means I thought there was
[00:33:07] gonna be pizza in a beach ball that we all knock around you saw that episode
[00:33:11] across you right which one the gay pool party episode now we're uh you know
[00:33:19] wasn't it was that happened no it doesn't happen I remember that whatever it takes
[00:33:25] I know I got back into the grassy I started watching it too it's on HBO it's
[00:33:32] on HBO Max that I have the entire series you know you know you know you got me
[00:33:38] into it yeah it is it is truly a demented world dude it's fucking hilarious it is
[00:33:44] so far show about Canadian kids but then they kill off kids rape the
[00:33:48] soprano a kid gets raped in one episode next episode she's back at school
[00:33:52] but she's like I'm so stressed out yeah Emma's like I guess I'm going to have to
[00:33:57] kill Manny because she looked at my boyfriend there's really it's like
[00:34:02] fucking shit the Tony soprano yeah it's insane
[00:34:08] Manny big pussy got killed because he was a tattle tale you know that we don't
[00:34:13] talk to the feds somebody called Jenny sack fat
[00:34:21] fought father father father soon Betty called Jenny circa fat thought
[00:34:29] dumb accent it's so funny that Drake is from that the biggest star in the world
[00:34:38] yeah he really shouldn't be allowed to say the n-word he's going to look to
[00:34:42] cross see this you take that away from him honestly he can still do his little
[00:34:49] raps but he's not allowed to say he was a victim of gun violence on the show
[00:34:54] yeah he gets shot by another he's the block character yeah I mean the best
[00:34:58] character is spinner the one that's like spinner's the best that's the
[00:35:01] real time yeah there is an episode where he gives one of his riddle in pets and
[00:35:06] her and sexies I've seen that I guess his riddle in the movie he gives a
[00:35:11] riddle and pill to Jimmy and as it what what happened to play basketball so he
[00:35:15] gets better at yeah Jimmy you're going to bed in the game if you take my
[00:35:20] birthday pill and then give them the riddle and pill and then fucking the
[00:35:25] spinner because he can't take his riddle and he's like hyperactive yeah Jimmy's
[00:35:29] fouling people he's fouling his own teammates he like pushes you on to the
[00:35:32] day pushes shot over the but he makes a good place like Jimmy we talked to you
[00:35:37] about dunking the basketball there's new blick dunking allowed the blocks
[00:35:42] the blocks aren't allowed to dunk the basketball and Canadian
[00:35:47] regulation basketball fans Blake Duncan you're doing too much black shoe
[00:35:58] booting in the area good a jail for black shoe boot Jimmy and so he he gives a
[00:36:07] riddle and pull the Jimmy and then he ruins the show says asshole he's like
[00:36:15] he's a hey the grassy check this out and he pulls his asshole out and then he's
[00:36:20] in the principles off and he's like but Mr. Radish I didn't mean to and the
[00:36:25] principal's like we all know what happens when you miss your riddle and pill
[00:36:28] yeah like he already has a peg that he misses room pill and it's like what
[00:36:31] happens he shows his asshole the people that's like that's just that's why he
[00:36:37] opened your cheeks that's why he was dying that's why he was prescribed to
[00:36:45] riddle in the first place because spinner was going around showing his
[00:36:48] sealed asshole to the school community his sealed downs and your mass hold
[00:36:53] everybody it is it is truly such a funny show yeah no I was like I remember you
[00:37:00] showed it to me for the first time you just turned to me you're like this shit
[00:37:03] goes so hard you know I love it you're like you don't realize how hard this
[00:37:10] room yeah yeah it's amazing no people people don't wait Emma like gets raped
[00:37:16] in the first episode right well she doesn't get raped I mean she's like
[00:37:19] talking a pedophile tries to get a show opens with her talking to a pedophile
[00:37:24] it's the first episode yeah yeah the big mind your bees now
[00:37:31] Nick's Nick watches to grassy like you're the bully at the school yeah and
[00:37:40] you're like you're like fuck you and you fucking dumb bitch really dude I hate
[00:37:44] all you hate the black girl the glasses Liberty Liberty yeah makes it
[00:37:50] sits there bully you like what you gonna look at her she's the kind of girl
[00:37:56] you're mean to in school that she's the kind of girl she's like they get shit
[00:38:00] when she's all the character suck and then the writer is all get to be like
[00:38:04] yeah what if JT gets stabbed and pissed on you know that's a kid to say the
[00:38:11] actors on the show for fucking seven seasons and then he just stabbed in a
[00:38:16] parking way JT like the annoying kid yeah the class the Jim Carrey class clown
[00:38:21] yeah he's not a single joke that he tells his body yeah he's brutal he sucks
[00:38:30] that's so funny yeah yeah he never says anything funny he's just you're so
[00:38:39] funny JT nobody thinks he's funny either he's just coated as the class clown
[00:38:44] no no but that's what I mean too is like none of the like like pages coded is
[00:38:48] hot but there's no hot characters on the show spinner is coated is retarded
[00:38:53] so I actually got hot Drake is coated is black yeah they apply he's not into
[00:38:59] the carabin complete basketball none of the characters a victim of gun violence
[00:39:03] none of the characters are actually the thing they're supposed to be yeah like
[00:39:07] Toby's a nerd supposedly but in the nerd the only way is a nerd he's just
[00:39:12] Jewish he's good at googling things like he finds like Emma's like I can't find
[00:39:18] any information on sea turtles and then Toby's like let me try and then he
[00:39:25] googles like fucking there's like boom boom boom boom yeah yeah it is digital
[00:39:30] music is incredible well yeah and then he's like fucking bird does those like
[00:39:34] ghost writer close up on the computer while he's like fucking Toby's world
[00:39:38] sea turtles in his own search engine and then I was like wow Toby how did you do
[00:39:44] that and he's like can I please get some please please can I please hey Toby here
[00:39:50] I'm here in Denver looking for some pussy if I can get it I'll be a comedy
[00:39:58] Toby here I'll be a comedy works Denver and I'm looking for some pussy if I can
[00:40:02] get it from you from yeah hey if you don't mind
[00:40:06] spinner spinner is just straight up with art it no yeah yeah it's down syndrome
[00:40:12] he thought that his tongue is too big for his mouth he has that kind of like
[00:40:17] speech pattern I remember yeah there was there was a girl I showed the grassy
[00:40:20] one time and I told her spinner had downs and and she just believed it I was
[00:40:27] like yeah the character I was the same thing the same yeah he gets to go to
[00:40:30] regular obviously they're not gonna cast a guy with downs and yeah it was yeah
[00:40:34] that would be another was cruel and technically not necessarily feasible
[00:40:39] yeah they're actors they could play different people yeah yeah what can you
[00:40:43] imagine a guy with downs syndrome trying to deliver all those lives not like
[00:40:47] spinner can yeah no Ashley got hot in real life which ones ash then what she
[00:40:53] be ash becomes gone wait who's Ashley the sister Ashley's this is Toby steps
[00:41:00] sister Toby steps and her dad's gay Emma get the Emma's hot in real life now
[00:41:04] in real life yeah you know I find that hard to believe I'll tell you I hate
[00:41:09] Emma you're like you watch it you're like you stupid fucking bitch Emma sucks
[00:41:15] dude she sucks she sucks she's fucking annoying oh bro we got a text back from
[00:41:21] who from harm why are you saying this on the road and first of all don't say his
[00:41:28] name like that what don't say his name like that it's good because it obfuscates
[00:41:34] it but also I that's I was about to say the full thing no no no that was you
[00:41:39] doing the you is him dude we call him weeks ago I know but saying it that way
[00:41:47] was you doing well beep it dude I can't tell you how bad I want to fucking just
[00:41:52] drag pull a drag off that vape don't do it I know I can't though Apple watch is
[00:41:57] telling me I think we'll beep the name get a timestamp no I'm not beeping shit
[00:42:03] alright this is I'm not putting any more effort beeping the show we're doing
[00:42:08] that shit yeah folks look please this is not do not interpret this as me being
[00:42:15] ungrateful for the last six years or having any negative feelings about
[00:42:21] comtown but comtown like anything else was a product that or project at a
[00:42:26] beginning in the end and we're proud of it we're happy with it but we want to
[00:42:31] do something other than podcasting and the talk show is a departure from that
[00:42:34] please go to patreon.com subscribe because honestly because it's not like
[00:42:42] it's blowing all the money is a joke but it also isn't ideally we would be
[00:42:47] blowing all the money and we'd be doing you know that we we have a producer that
[00:42:51] knows how to blow the money correctly but everything gets reinvested back into
[00:42:56] doing like bigger shit and fully crowdfunding it and not having to
[00:43:01] answer anybody that would be awesome yeah if we could fucking you know do like
[00:43:07] a like a serialized feature yeah that would be the fucking absolute dream
[00:43:14] that's really what we I mean the the first couple minutes of the show is
[00:43:18] really the shit I want to do for six years the really is the shit we've been
[00:43:22] wanting to do for a long time yeah and it's really cool that we're doing it
[00:43:25] though I feel really honestly genuinely the patreon jumps up to like six million
[00:43:30] dollars a month and then I just then I spent the next year just watching the
[00:43:40] getting wasted watching the grass and what are you fucking dumb bitch
[00:43:45] I live streamer I'm like hate ever yeah I live streamer I'm like no it's like
[00:43:52] it's like a meta thing about social media and the grassy and the movie is me
[00:43:59] watching the grassy and then I'm not even watching the grassy anymore I'm just
[00:44:03] rewatching contact contacts a great movie dude yeah I remember more still live
[00:44:11] you don't really see him much anymore he's a great guy's that David Morse is
[00:44:16] the father in contact we should get him on the show yeah dude that's Emma no let
[00:44:22] me see this I mean she's no we're just not like I mean compared to like
[00:44:29] whatever she like compared to what she got 11 year old girl she got hotter I
[00:44:34] don't know about that no but you know what I'm not gonna say anything because
[00:44:43] there's a chance we could have her on the show yeah don't fucking comments on
[00:44:47] that you go fuck I forgot we got to do another read alright yeah
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[00:48:19] in the Adam Friedland show podcast a podcast and now back to the show wait
[00:48:27] didn't we know some of that fuck Manny yeah a bunch of people fuck Manny
[00:48:33] yeah but hey you can claim she gave me the water there wouldn't be much credit there
[00:48:46] you're my prom date I won't let her take any credit not for me they're really wouldn't be shut up
[00:48:45] out I've been knocking myself that patience to one practice in three months
[00:48:51] and acts like she owns it did you hear the part I asked you the problem Toby you're
[00:48:57] a sweet sweet guy but but many's going with me sorry but as the newly single head
[00:49:04] of the dance community I have to skip with the cutest day to get fun how come the
[00:49:09] gay guys always win oh my god thank you so much you'll find something cheap to wear
[00:49:15] for us who's ongoing us Jimmy Hazel and just so you know I think Paige is bringing
[00:49:22] that oh remember page gets raped awesome yeah and then they they start a band and
[00:49:31] they do songs about rape about like when you rape me or some shit it's good
[00:49:39] dude remember when Marco is struggling with his being gay well he is gay well
[00:49:47] he is gay but he doesn't when he's trying to not come out of the closet and he has
[00:49:51] a soul patch but he's in high school with a soul patch is very very funny yeah damn
[00:49:59] they'll never be a show this good again it's literally it's like the fucking the
[00:50:04] sopranos and then the grassy and then the Adam Freeland show a picture on my
[00:50:08] home slash TAFS the grassy and sopranos exist side by side yeah and then
[00:50:16] underneath that is probably fucking deep space nine and then Babylon five and
[00:50:23] then what would be the fourth greatest show of all time I guess deadwood meet
[00:50:28] the press meet the press yeah hollers squares yeah marvelous miss Maisel
[00:50:42] how about that wouldn't that be interesting I noticed one of these LED's
[00:50:52] flickering I wonder how much fucking more would be to get those swapped out
[00:50:55] because I really want to put better strips and those like brighter strips
[00:51:00] brighter I want that brighter because I want the velvet to pop more yeah
[00:51:05] brighter but then also something with like like better I don't know you call
[00:51:09] it but like there's different types of LGBT or RGB RGB RGB TV plus like color
[00:51:22] fucking technology but a little bit more control because there's no we want a
[00:51:26] warm light coming out of there but because it's a blue the velvet it always
[00:51:34] looks green what are you doing I'm trying to get a ride home bro what do you mean
[00:51:40] you're trying to get a ride home we're not even done with work yet I'm saying
[00:51:45] after we're done you want to leave here immediately no I've been sitting around
[00:51:49] I've been sitting around picked up I've been sitting around for five we got more
[00:51:52] we got more business to attend to but I just want to go for five hours waiting
[00:51:57] for your ass well I had to go shopping you bought a car today I'm by car I'm
[00:52:02] leasing a car you want to tell everybody about your car I got a Mazda
[00:52:06] Miata you got a Volvo with the flip up lights you got a Volvo V 70 60 V 60 it's
[00:52:13] nice dude license plate number well it's a it's a vanity plate you know Maine
[00:52:21] state of Maine is cutting down on vanity plates and an effort to cut down on
[00:52:29] fucking slurs yeah yeah another news New Jersey and an effort to cut down on
[00:52:36] public obesity is getting rid of dinner plates that's good yeah so they got
[00:52:43] what you do what you do should we do a little monologue writing wrap the show up
[00:52:48] the monologue yesterday for I know but I don't mind we actually when when the
[00:52:52] episode came up come out kind of came out today came out yesterday well no it came
[00:52:57] out at like 3 a.m. this morning Zalinski had the house laughing nervously here's
[00:53:04] how you write monologues guys you got a Yahoo News cuz yada yada was always the
[00:53:08] best that's where you get all the good shit Zalinski a celebration of resilience
[00:53:12] and a sales pitch for his support Zalinski
[00:53:18] back to the fucking dentist Zalinski's carefully choreographed blitz of
[00:53:25] washing those crafted as one part celebration of Russia's failure crush you
[00:53:30] came one of our appreciation of our attack there what the fuck is fuck this
[00:53:40] US couple get off you come please I'm looking for headlines I'm looking for
[00:53:45] headlines we can't both be looking for headlines look what if I find a really
[00:53:48] good one I'm I'm looking we're looking at the same website all right all right
[00:53:52] all right all right all right all right here we go Megan these stallions boyfriend
[00:53:58] partisan Fontaine shares message in support of women amid Tory Lana's try
[00:54:06] Tory lanes Tory lanes her ex boyfriend shot her in the foot yeah people say
[00:54:11] that she better people have been the I just want to say I don't know who any of
[00:54:17] these people are but just looking at pictures of them I think they should
[00:54:21] all probably be in jail that's racist no it's not a joke that's just that's
[00:54:30] just young men three times more likely shot dead in two US cities than in Iraq
[00:54:36] or Afghanistan okay which cities Chicago Illinois yeah and that the young men
[00:54:44] are Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein yeah it's true they were harboring terror
[00:54:54] Monica Lewinsky criminal defense attorney explains why you should avoid
[00:54:58] self-checkout lanes theft by mistake okay I guess she's warning people that
[00:55:05] you could stop using self-checkout lines because you accidentally steal what
[00:55:12] who is this fucking nerd the point of using self-checkouts to steal again I'd
[00:55:16] say that it looks like I'd like to accidentally steal her pussy yeah I'd
[00:55:23] like to I like her to be my lawyer man shot ex-girlfriend 15 times because she
[00:55:29] didn't answer his calls for the cops say man shot his girlfriend ex-girlfriend
[00:55:35] 15 times because she hadn't answered his phone calls or text messages which is
[00:55:42] exactly what I'd like to do to fuck anytime I call fucking customer service
[00:55:49] of the cable company okay no Sam Bankman free this you know I've used a picture
[00:55:56] of his girlfriend yes horrible that is that is one of the ugliest I've ever
[00:56:02] seen my entire life and I don't want to call it comment on women's appearances
[00:56:06] because I would like to book a lot of people for the show that is a freak look
[00:56:10] and apparently they were in this like sex shit they're into like a poly shit I
[00:56:16] would probably throw up on her face that would have been like god awful oh my
[00:56:24] god she looks like a like an owl mouse yeah she's terrifying looking yeah no
[00:56:30] she look I mean she looks like a little like cartoon like worm or bug or
[00:56:34] something yeah she yeah she looks like it yeah no Sam Bankman Frieden his
[00:56:41] parents didn't just shell out 250 million for bail here's how it works I
[00:56:45] think this trend in headlines now where they just assume you're upset about
[00:56:49] something because you did something you don't understand you know I mean yeah
[00:56:55] like no Harvey Weinstein didn't rape a bunch of actresses here's what's actually
[00:57:01] going on cousin Eddie display and Tucky leads to a police response
[00:57:11] hey what are you doing I'm looking for the sex stuff that they don't ignore it
[00:57:15] unless it's gonna be funny because I'm looking ahead lies we'll look up the
[00:57:19] sex stuff the why we don't need just a bunch of dead air please no I want to
[00:57:23] look I want to see the sex stuff that those freaks were doing to each other I'm
[00:57:27] doing I'm doing I'm going to find it for me then why do I need to find out in the
[00:57:31] middle of doing the model okay do the model I'm sorry sorry sorry Jesus Christ
[00:57:36] I'm sorry man white male investment banker punches black female MTA worker
[00:57:42] in the face and is released without bail sounds hilarious to me already
[00:57:49] I'm next yeah white male vest man punch the black female into air gonna face
[00:57:56] and is released without bail Berkman subway station I don't like well am I
[00:58:01] supposed to be mad about this I understand we say always bail should be
[00:58:07] this guy's name is his name is here's an important detail okay Jean-Francois
[00:58:13] costa that guy he puts a working woman in the face yeah sounds like a bad guy to
[00:58:23] me senior equity analyst to talk with a little asset management was apparently
[00:58:29] drunk she pushed the door so it clicks and locks and he punched her in the face
[00:58:37] cost was a crest arrest of the scene our recording police is ordered released
[00:58:42] without bail NYC but who's the two who's the who's like the the target
[00:58:49] demographic for outrage with this headline because all the people that are
[00:58:54] like oh white man you know like they don't want fucking bail reform right right
[00:59:01] well so you should you want it's for Jean because Jean if you listen to the new
[00:59:08] episode page run the cops tabs he has a couple opinions on bail reform I guess
[00:59:14] that's yeah I said I might be knock them down yeah who who would want I guess
[00:59:19] you're gonna have to listen to patreon I guess you're gonna have to listen on
[00:59:22] patreon.com because it seems like a word it seems like a weird contradiction
[00:59:26] yeah white male white a white man or released without bail
[00:59:34] Philadelphia man exonerated after decades that this is very funny
[00:59:38] Philadelphia man exonerated after decades in prison gun down a few people
[00:59:50] gunned down man suffer gunshot wounds in the head
[00:59:58] wow that sucks what happened to the funny headlines yeah why is it all just shit
[01:00:06] that's gonna you find good funny ones for the model like we have the bull semen
[01:00:10] one is is stuff that's gonna bait me into deadpanning a racist joke that you
[01:00:16] ignore because you're responding to text messages I'm not I'm on the phone
[01:00:21] bro DA season of fentanyl to kill every American
[01:00:27] hospital rooms for celebs of the VIPs and her scrutiny why
[01:00:34] I like ER is favorite of rich okay well that's gonna do it you're trying to get
[01:00:44] right home no I don't know I'm not my reds love you're gonna be here for a while
[01:00:49] I want to talk about Sam Bankman freed and his girlfriend sex okay then pull it
[01:00:54] up you can do your group apparently they were into Chinese harem polyamory
[01:00:58] what does that mean well that's why is that different than regular polyamory
[01:01:02] they're ugly people having sex that's polyamory yeah I told you that um
[01:01:17] really is fucking truly just dog shit hideous I mean she is just what's your
[01:01:26] name Christina some like Christina dog shit Caroline Ellison Sam Bankman freeze
[01:01:35] ex Caroline Ellison made him foray into Chinese harem polyamory I'm Google and
[01:01:40] Caroline dog shit and if she comes up she penned graphic blog post about
[01:01:49] polyamory and masochism before the implosion of FTX Alison who dated
[01:01:54] FJX founder Sam Bankman freed wrote candidly about her foray into polyamory
[01:01:58] and then now deleted tumblr account February 2020 I just want to see what
[01:02:06] they what those freaks were doing when I first started my foray into oh my god
[01:02:11] now I'm looking at a picture of her and reading this simultaneous when I first
[01:02:15] started my foray into poly I thought of it as a radical break for my trad
[01:02:19] past but TBH I've come to decide that only acceptable style of poly is best
[01:02:25] characterized as something like Imperial Chinese harem none of this non-hierarchical
[01:02:32] bullshit everyone should have a ranking of their partners people should know
[01:02:36] where they fall in the ranking there should be a vicious power struggles for
[01:02:39] the higher rank I'm not even like one of these psycho bro not even one of these
[01:02:43] like guillotine fucking Marxist guys but she really should have her head cut off
[01:02:49] she should be shot if only because that head should not be on a body
[01:02:54] and she just it should all jackaland her head god damn oh my god imagine just
[01:03:03] look at a picture of this girl I'm gonna read you the sentence look I'll tell you
[01:03:07] what at least at least neither of the two of them need to worry about being
[01:03:10] raped in prison I can tell you that no one's that crazy I hope I hope Sam
[01:03:17] beats the case I hope I hope Teflon Sam beats the case yeah and I hope she
[01:03:23] gets solitary I hope his defenses he did it because he was sad about the
[01:03:29] rising tide of anti-semit and he's let off I hope that they put her in the
[01:03:35] magneto prison from X-Men I'm less he's nistic and more masochistic I get a lot
[01:03:40] of pleasure from doing things that are hard unpleasant physically taxing or
[01:03:44] emotionally the king key CEO alleged Jesus Christ man
[01:03:55] yeah she is and it's like it's it's it's it's because mathematically she's not
[01:04:04] like she's she's not I mean she's just an ugly girl yeah I'm sure you could find
[01:04:10] women that are ugly or yeah of course but something about it she's got this
[01:04:14] like you know like sometimes like a very plain looking woman will be like
[01:04:17] you're like what a what fuck she's got some yeah yeah there's something yeah
[01:04:22] there's she's got the reverse of that she's got like the negative there's
[01:04:25] something about her that is got a dark awful yeah a dark energy that makes her
[01:04:30] disgusting born too late to have 10 kids born too soon to have four
[01:04:36] dimensional upload orgies that is disgusting yeah yeah I just want to see
[01:04:43] like an elephant just like kind of just you know you know the videos are
[01:04:47] firemen during the civil rights movement using the hoses on the
[01:04:50] protesters and they kind of just get swept along the street it is really
[01:04:54] crazy I want to see an elephant like just doing that with its ass to this
[01:04:58] woman just spraying diarrhea at her she goes away just elephant diarrhea
[01:05:05] hoses the taker yeah right off the face of the earth
[01:05:12] look at this she talks about like how she likes to get domed and then you look
[01:05:16] at a picture of Sam they made some poor graphic designer draw this
[01:05:20] bitch let me see somebody at the wall I'm glad I'm glad we're talking about
[01:05:26] this one Jesus Christ imagine this guy thrown up all over his eye pad
[01:05:36] she she she talks about how she likes men to have sufficient strength over
[01:05:41] power you controlling most major and and controlling most major world
[01:05:45] governments it's disgusting yeah yeah she's spatial reasoning abilities low
[01:05:57] um yes she's this is this is this is gross are we are we gonna hear what her
[01:06:20] voice sounds like I don't know I'm looking I'd like to hear it you wanted to
[01:06:24] bring you a sexy voice what are we doing in the last segment I wasn't
[01:06:28] ignoring you dude you can bring this up I was trying to find the sex stuff
[01:06:33] these nerds these nerds having some do I was this Gary Wang guy I also liked it
[01:06:38] this like this whole company is just like a community college lunchroom it's
[01:06:44] like this like it's just like the biggest nerds in the world like it's like
[01:06:48] magic the gathering this other guy yeah this Gary Wang guy no he's a he
[01:06:54] was in the company too yeah Gary Wang Chinese entrepreneur he's also but yeah
[01:07:00] it's let me see a pic of him yeah this is very yeah there's like another guy that
[01:07:12] looks like Toby from the grassy what is Sam I want I've never I've never heard
[01:07:17] what Sam sounds like dude headlights are so funny FTX bros orgy loving gal pal
[01:07:31] these these people are hilarious yeah people are trying to spin it that they're
[01:07:37] Sam Bank where Fried was the biggest democratic party donor they're trying
[01:07:44] to say that he was like no he was a Trump guy was he no yeah the Democrats
[01:07:49] don't ever do anything wrong ever yeah yeah he was he was huge mega it was
[01:07:59] cool he was in the bomb was before they caught a perfect this is a reaction video
[01:08:08] I guess to what you know watching the FTX sex tape
[01:08:37] Caroline Ellison nude dare you very little math elementary school math
[01:08:44] being comfortable with risk is very important we tend not to have things
[01:08:50] like stop losses I think those aren't necessarily great risk management tool
[01:08:56] trying to think of a good example of a trade where I've lost a ton of money
[01:09:02] well I don't I don't want to go into specifics too much with that
[01:09:15] god Caroline Edison it was closely interlinked with FTX and was the head
[01:09:21] of a lambda research let's listen being open to whatever happened I think like
[01:09:26] every week or so something like weird in the previous week would happen and I
[01:09:35] was like okay I was like I just like mentally you know adjusted myself to you
[01:09:40] know okay we're farming comp and then it's like oh now we're farming these
[01:09:45] things that are like foods and then now we're farming these like whatever weird
[01:09:49] like meta food things I don't know yeah I feel like I did manage to get yeah I
[01:09:55] get away from my initial skepticism and I'm embracing the mindset of like great
[01:10:00] gonna like go out and look for like whatever like the weirdest dumbest thing
[01:10:04] people are talking about today and like that's gonna be the thing I'm working
[01:10:07] on today so the habit Caroline Edison the sex god of the earth take a quick
[01:10:13] list I don't understand what that is but I don't know kind of this is funny
[01:10:27] they put her in that meme with the with the you know the guys the six guys you
[01:10:36] know in their underpants staring at it all the time this one's much better it's
[01:10:41] Hunter Biden fucking damn they're gonna inflame these people yeah I think she's
[01:10:49] kind of fire I would love it up Hunter Biden Fox and Brinkman Fried Sam Bankman
[01:10:54] Frieds Friedland his name no yeah no yes that's his name come on bro this lady
[01:11:05] sucks anyway guys I think I would fucker all right well that's gonna do it for
[01:11:10] today that's gonna do it for me all right happy holidays folks happy
[01:11:14] hanagat Merry Christmas happy Kwanzaa and as always guys see your families be
[01:11:20] nice to your families families important it's been a great year thanks for a