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[00:00:42] But you didn't get better I'd be like guess I'm I just got back from Chicago

[00:00:50] But I guess this is just that field recordings that you took no it's not I looked up

[00:00:55] I was looking for a plane landing sound effects. So I guess yeah

[00:00:58] It's just taking a while for this plane to land anyway folks get there back from Chicago

[00:01:09] Welcome back buddy Oh

[00:01:24] The Adam Friedland show

[00:01:26] Monday premium episode the new schedule in fact the workdays baby

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[00:01:35] We're in the fight we're in this we're in my apartment the studio Lee sign tomorrow

[00:01:41] We're very excited about that being extra careful. I don't say anything on the show that will have the insurance policy

[00:01:49] Invaledated yeah, they're really worried that we might get too hot because I am yeah

[00:01:54] I am

[00:01:56] What they call a liability

[00:01:59] I'm both mentally

[00:02:01] Unstable yeah, and not safe

[00:02:05] Yeah, you're too hot your you're where you have words of mass destruction

[00:02:10] Fw yeah, ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Adam Friedland show, please give around applause for your host

[00:02:18] That the for now that's gonna serve is both the applause and the laughter yeah, well I'll take a laugh

[00:02:24] You know we already established that top of the show. I want to say thanks to Chicago

[00:02:29] I finally I got Chicago pill this time you liked it. I loved it dude

[00:02:33] I finally did one of my classic long-ass walks where I don't do anything

[00:02:37] Uh-huh I just I walk 15 miles and go to a trader Joe's in a city. Yeah, I'm like next style

[00:02:44] This is great. This is a great place. Uh-huh you see things on the way to the target would you see?

[00:02:50] I

[00:02:52] Saw Wrigley field. Oh nice. Yeah, and it's one of the cubbies

[00:02:56] That's the thing that's a nice part about walking is like you don't plan anything

[00:03:00] So I'm just walking around and I'm like, you know, we'll go block by block

[00:03:04] All right, so as I start to see the demographics change and I'll head back towards the hotel or call the police

[00:03:09] Yeah, and so for the most part it stayed

[00:03:13] you know

[00:03:15] Gay or Asian so I was fine and

[00:03:18] And then I passed by a

[00:03:20] Bar that had batting cages inside it. I was like hey, that's pretty cool. I turned the corner there it is

[00:03:26] Oh my god, did you did you hit a couple Dingers the Colosseum of the Midwest? Yeah, that's what they call it

[00:03:35] Russell Crow there's a story about Russell Crow going there shortly after he filmed gladiator

[00:03:41] Yeah, and he the similarities to the Colosseum undeniable moved him to tears. Yeah, he went in there and he was like it's just like

[00:03:49] It's like a movie. Oh, dude. Yeah, and he started crying and then he you know

[00:03:55] somebody laughed at him and he

[00:03:58] He violently assaulted them

[00:04:00] You remember that story he was doing that for a while. He was punching people all over the globe

[00:04:05] Well, he took South Park lamp. He ripped up

[00:04:07] Yeah, he ripped a payphone off the wall and I he caved in the forehead of an 11 year old boy for laughing at him

[00:04:13] at Wrigley Field for crying

[00:04:15] Well, you live and you learn and that kid shouldn't have laughed at

[00:04:19] Maximus or

[00:04:21] Maximus Doritos de

[00:04:24] Dereido de Rito. Yes delicious delicious

[00:04:29] There was probably there had to have been at least like two or three

[00:04:32] Roman guys that just had black women's names. Oh for sure, you know back in the day. It's like yes

[00:04:38] My name is Lavonia Jackson

[00:04:42] Let us be 12 minutes late back from

[00:04:46] from lunch from midday

[00:04:48] Yeah, yeah, and then have LCS dose what's the esta in Latin?

[00:04:53] I mean, it's probably a similar right because Latin is the root of Spanish. Is it yeah Latin is the root of all evil Spanish?

[00:05:01] It's what they say the root of all evil. That's what they say

[00:05:04] That's what they say. So you got a nice weekend. You went with the Racine. I did my Racine

[00:05:09] Latin gentlemen. Did he go on your did he go on your constitutional with you or did you do it this solo?

[00:05:15] What does constitutional mean? It's like a walk. It's like British people go go for maybe after a meal

[00:05:22] It's like a fun. It's a fun. They have their daily. I think it's to improve your constitution

[00:05:27] What is my constitution? I didn't know I had one like my rules. No like your

[00:05:33] Free-speakable

[00:05:34] Constr

[00:05:34] Freedom of assembly

[00:05:35] British people can fuck off. Yeah fucking what's the fourth one guns now? That's the second. Oh, yeah

[00:05:42] What's the fourth amendment the fourth is a

[00:05:45] Searching seizure

[00:05:47] So you can destroy seeking to stroke Metallica. Yeah, yeah breaking the law. Yeah

[00:05:55] That's badass dude jelly

[00:05:59] Joey get play seeking destroy. Yeah, let's hear it

[00:06:03] Joey's a girl by the way. Just huge test

[00:06:06] Yeah, they're fake. We bought them for yeah with the patreon money. Mm-hmm. We got a woman

[00:06:11] We didn't get her a good boob job. We sent her to Latin America for cheap one

[00:06:15] We found the producer in the lobby of the closing abortion clinic. Uh-huh. She got you know, and I was like hey

[00:06:23] Sorry, you can't get the abortion sounds like you need a hero

[00:06:25] Why don't you come come hang out in our production office? It's filled with asbestos. Yeah bound to kill the baby

[00:06:32] Yeah, they're wires just hanging in front of the ceiling. Yeah

[00:06:37] The fourth amendment bad ass yeah, yeah

[00:06:40] So folks welcome to the Adam Friedland show welcome. I'm your host Adam Friedland accompanied by a super producer

[00:06:48] Executive producer if you're just joining us now

[00:06:50] We're Nicholas million Nick million Nick million. I kind of like that. You know, I don't like it

[00:06:56] You don't like it anymore. No what I like the you in there

[00:07:00] Nick Julian that sounds too much about million

[00:07:04] No, no million. You know, I kind of like my name like it is no no. I don't like my first name

[00:07:08] You don't like Nick. No why I never I've never liked it. You don't like it. I always wanted to be like Darth or something

[00:07:18] You know

[00:07:19] Yeah, yeah badass Mario or Darth Bowser. Yeah Bowser

[00:07:26] Yeah Kirby. Yeah Kirby's a nice name. What's your middle name again? Dean. Yeah, that's a weird middle name

[00:07:33] Yeah, it's very weird. It doesn't sound right. Yeah when you say my full name

[00:07:38] Mm-hmm in order does not sound right Adam Dean Friedland should have been Jimmy James James Dean Friedland

[00:07:45] Wait, that's weird. I just realized Jimmy Dean sausages or James Dean sausages

[00:07:50] Yeah, is that like a weird phallic thing like initially like

[00:07:54] Yes, there was a guy there was a country sausage making guy and after James Dean died

[00:07:59] He was like I'll tell you I mean if he was still alive, mm-hmm. I'll suck that boy's penis right now

[00:08:05] That boy penis right off the damn body. I'm gonna name my sausage company after after because yeah

[00:08:11] All right, all right penis and then there's gonna be in 40 years time a Jewish

[00:08:16] Pornographic actor that gets me to with that same name very funny that the me two guys get or the porn guys have been me too

[00:08:24] Like him and Ron Jeremy Ron Jeremy go me to say can you imagine being like a NASCAR driver and they're like you went too fast

[00:08:29] You're out you're fired from right. It's it's it's literally the easiest thing now you went too fast

[00:08:36] So you're fired from NASCAR forever

[00:08:44] Yeah, their job is getting pussy. They're like Anakin. He was too good at pod racing. Mm-hmm

[00:08:51] So he wasn't allowed to be a slave anymore. They had to go over the dark

[00:08:54] That was a weird story in episode one where he was a slave, but he was allowed to be like a top tier race car driver

[00:09:01] Can you imagine if in like the deep South like they had like there was a guy who's like well

[00:09:05] So I'll just I'll just out in a few most of days, but sometimes I drop the 32

[00:09:10] tide car I

[00:09:12] drop the number 32 tie car for

[00:09:16] Nascar I don't really know how NASCAR work. I don't know how it works. Yeah. Yeah. Yep

[00:09:20] I got it. So I have a forty two million dollar sponsorship

[00:09:24] Course I see he's known of that money that all goes to the missus. Yeah back at the house

[00:09:28] So she can buy she can get her expensive pussy surgeries

[00:09:33] Dude, it's it must be it must be really hard for those boys

[00:09:37] Which boys the boys that are still slaves down in the south. Oh the boys of summer the boys of something

[00:09:43] That's what that song was about. I think it was yeah

[00:09:45] That's it's I that's he's like lamenting the fact that there's no more slavery. Yeah, the boys. Yeah, Joey play that song

[00:09:53] It's I the outro of that song is my favorite guitar line of all time. Would you call it a lick?

[00:10:03] understood how

[00:10:05] guitar lick became

[00:10:07] Like the first guy that said like yeah, let's lay down a lick why the other guitar guys didn't beat that guy

[00:10:13] Yeah, they're they weren't like that's gay. Yeah, you're not you're not why you make this about your tongue

[00:10:17] Yeah, just stop saying it this part you mean

[00:10:21] Joey play the last

[00:10:28] My god

[00:10:33] Cool, yeah, it's bad. What is that G F C E sharp? So you're better at music. I know I just made that

[00:10:41] What is that F A G? Yeah, it's a G G Y. Yeah, if a

[00:10:48] That's classic F A G G Y

[00:10:51] It's a classic F A G G Y chord progression

[00:10:55] Yeah, Ford progression

[00:10:58] Lately, I'm hoping I don't have a brain injury. We win the studio. He wanted to lay down an F A G G

[00:11:03] What let's say down in one of those classic F A G G Y licks. We're like this insane man

[00:11:09] Mm-hmm. It's you're literally out of your mind. He said David Bowie. I don't know some producer

[00:11:17] Some super producer

[00:11:19] So I guess we should Martin. Yeah, we're gonna go into the monologue and

[00:11:23] Yes, that I just landed I got back so I have not I did not I woke up

[00:11:28] I got three hours of sleep. We're yeah, so we're doing it differently Adams pick topics for the show

[00:11:33] I think we want to talk about and then we're gonna try and we're gonna try and find Adams voice

[00:11:38] Mm-hmm. A lot of people said a lot of people sent angry emails saying

[00:11:43] Please stop doing the monologue. Don't do the angry. I played out. Yeah, you were upset

[00:11:50] It's played out. It's played out to do the monologue. All right, you have to have a new bit

[00:11:54] Don't ever say we're getting an animal guy again. Don't ever repeat

[00:11:59] And we hear you you know, we're doing that and we care. That's the most important part. Yeah, we care

[00:12:04] Well, I care I just want everybody to have a good time, you know, I that's me too because it seems like it seems like I'm losing

[00:12:10] My ability to speak and I don't know if that's so Bruce Willis gone

[00:12:15] Is that something to worry about or if it's a result of my new plant-based diet?

[00:12:21] That could be it. Nick is gone vegan. I don't want you to super vegan. Yeah. Yeah, I should I don't I'm doing it for

[00:12:28] Ethical reasons, you know, mm-hmm like I was just I kept thinking about

[00:12:31] About

[00:12:33] People eating dogs and I was like, I don't want to be like that. Yeah, you know, that's savage. Oh, yeah, right

[00:12:40] I explained that to people at the bike shop and they asked me to leave really yeah

[00:12:44] They're like you're not allowed to be vegan really why I pick a different reason

[00:12:48] They can't be so that you're not like Chinese people. Yeah

[00:12:54] Like you can't be vegan for racist reasons like well, I think it's a personal yeah

[00:13:00] Choice up. I mean if you want me to eat me it I will but yeah, yeah, so what are your topics?

[00:13:05] What do you got? What do you know? We got a top story this week Elon Musk?

[00:13:09] Apparently was the side bitch in Google founder Sergey Brin's

[00:13:15] Marriage, which is now they're now filing for divorce Elon Musk has laughed off the affair rumors and set and

[00:13:21] Insisted that he has an sex and ages. It sounds like Elon Musk said I'm feeling lucky

[00:13:26] Yeah, that's good. I forgot that button. Yeah the button. I remember how you said that. Yeah, I'm feeling lucky. Yeah

[00:13:34] Yeah, that's that was always a dangerous button to press

[00:13:38] Yeah, it was always accidentally look at child pornography button. Yeah

[00:13:42] That was really scary. That's you know, I like to get fucked up and then type in yeah hot kids and then hover my mouse over

[00:13:50] I'm feeling lucky. Yeah, yeah hot baby sausage

[00:13:53] How to make hot baby sausage at home in your basement. Yeah photography

[00:14:02] I was looking for pictures and then I'm feeling lucky

[00:14:05] Yeah, and I guess I wasn't I was read it in the Clint Eastwood voice. I'm feeling lost

[00:14:10] I'm feeling lucky. You feeling lucky punk. Yeah, I

[00:14:16] Haven't seen dirty Harry before really no

[00:14:19] It's a hole in my maybe watch a dirty Harry after this I would love to I might have to I might have to another have another piece of

[00:14:27] celery

[00:14:28] Have a big is withering away. I'm gonna have a big lunch to sell why just don't know how to do it yet

[00:14:33] Celery is water. I've tried to cook my own tofu. You need like mung beans and stuff. Yeah, you need a lot of beans

[00:14:39] A lot of edamame. I think my guts are finally adjusting to it. Yeah, like I'm not like

[00:14:44] I'm not who's like the most badass guy that's a vegan none of them really yeah

[00:14:52] I'm googling it. It's the most badass. It's my bad ass. I'll go for you. Sorry. I'm the producer

[00:14:58] You don't have you just use your computer to play games and keep yourself, you know like level-headed and not stressed

[00:15:05] I'm playing games right now. Yeah. Oh, Bill Clinton. He's badass. Mm-hmm

[00:15:09] Yeah, but it's you know, it's not the vegetables keeping him young it's

[00:15:14] the adena the adena

[00:15:17] Adreno the adrena dien

[00:15:20] Ellen DeGeneres. She's badass Ellen DeGeneres Ellen DeGene DeGeneres. Yes, Ellen DeGene Annapoli

[00:15:30] We still have to call him to review the Elvis movie. Yeah

[00:15:34] Steve oh the jackass star he's vegan. Yeah

[00:15:38] Um

[00:15:39] Fiona Apple

[00:15:41] That makes sense. She's badass considering her name. Yeah, Mike Tyson. She'd been Fiona hamburger. I'd be surprised

[00:15:48] Yeah, you'd be shocking to find out that meatloaf is a vegan or Neil hamburger. Yeah, that that would be surprising

[00:15:55] comedian hamburger. Yeah, or a

[00:16:00] Gout

[00:16:02] Um

[00:16:05] Meat why me water for longer. Yeah, or

[00:16:10] David meat apparently

[00:16:12] Mike Tyson went vegan he did yeah to lose a hundred pounds and focus on his family and quit hookers and cocaine

[00:16:19] Yeah, well, that's why I did it. I wanted to lose a hundred pounds and put hokers in cocaine

[00:16:24] Um

[00:16:29] James Cameron's done it and he has his own farm. Yeah

[00:16:35] He grows 90% of his family's food at his bio dynamic farm

[00:16:40] We should get James Cameron on the show we got to get him. I can I can try some of the food from his farm. I

[00:16:45] Would love as a vegan myself and I can explain to him to his face

[00:16:49] We can blow our budget go to New Zealand. I kept thinking about Chinese people eating dogs and I said

[00:16:54] I don't want to be like that and then he would really finally pop off on the Chinese

[00:16:59] He was like he's like that's interesting. What if have you ever considered? What if Chinese people lived in space?

[00:17:05] How would that would that be like that's that I'm getting the idea for a new movie?

[00:17:09] Okay, and then you get a story by credit, which is really that is where the money's at

[00:17:16] How about it's a planet where the fuel is dogs and

[00:17:22] And there's a yellow race of all right. Sorry that's actor Joaquin Phoenix

[00:17:27] He claims to have pursued it. He cured his hair left with three years old

[00:17:32] Hey, he cured his hair look with eating vegetables Carl Lewis the badass 10-time Olympic gold medal winner

[00:17:41] These people aren't badass enough like not enough of these people have done like throat rips

[00:17:45] Right, you know, yeah, if someone said to me like dolph Lundgren

[00:17:51] Al Gore he's not badass his dolph Lundgren a

[00:17:56] vegan

[00:17:58] Five vegans who are more badass than you thought

[00:18:02] RZA

[00:18:03] Steve oh Samuel L Jackson, but what about the royale with cheese, huh?

[00:18:08] John Joseph who's that jingleheimer Schmidt? Yeah, but his name is my name, too

[00:18:16] Fronting a hardcore band that came out of the 80s New York. You get a pretty immediate hand over cred

[00:18:22] What's a hand over cred?

[00:18:24] What's certainly better than a hand job cred? Oh, this guy wrote the book meat is for pussies

[00:18:31] Yeah, you got to start chilling with this guy. Yeah

[00:18:33] How'd you get a dolph Lundgren is vegan? Oh, yes. Yeah. Okay. Well then that that's all the evidence we need all flunggren goes vegan after

[00:18:44] Watching the game changers

[00:18:47] A TV interview in a TV interview with penis

[00:18:51] Piers Morgan on the good morning Britain

[00:18:54] Peanut or appears told him you're looking fantastic to which he replied

[00:18:59] I

[00:19:01] Don't know

[00:19:05] See well, I don't know what's going on Lundgren's friend in co-star Arnold Schwarzenegger

[00:19:11] One of the producers on the film

[00:19:13] Okay, anyways back to the monologue what what you want to talk about this week? Okay, so the so top story

[00:19:19] Obviously Elon Musk is responding to these cheating rumors by saying publicly on Twitter now

[00:19:25] What's this story has not had sex in ages? He was cheating. He was fucking the

[00:19:30] Sergey Brin's wife missus Google. Yeah, missus Google and we already said I'm feeling lucky

[00:19:36] Where's some other Google things?

[00:19:38] Oh, he really liked this. He said he'd really like to search her engine. Yeah. Yeah, all right

[00:19:44] He was looking at his dick and he's like I think I got Lycos from that hot bot. Yeah, yeah

[00:19:49] You know, I'm gonna have to go to I'm gonna have to ask a Jeeves with these dots all over my penis are I

[00:19:54] Got a little I got a little too. Yahoo in this lady's being whole in her being whole. Yeah

[00:20:03] Yeah, yeah, he apparently when he came inside the Google guys wife. He said being

[00:20:09] The all done. Uh-huh like an oven. Yeah. Yeah, he says I

[00:20:15] Don't know that was easy. No, that's a staple. Yeah, he said they're gonna have to staple her pussy shut after I fucked it raw

[00:20:22] After I tow that up I tore pussy up and the doctor will say that was easy

[00:20:29] Yeah

[00:20:30] he was a

[00:20:33] Yeah, he went yeah, you hear the kid that came out of her pussy. They called that the search results

[00:20:42] It's pretty good. They called that the search results. Okay

[00:20:45] uh famous madam galain Maxwell can now enjoy movies and yoga after a transfer to a low security for the prison

[00:20:54] Elon Musk went into the Google headquarters blackface

[00:20:57] And he said where the gmail said yeah, okay. That's pretty good. Yeah. Wait. Where y'all keep your gmail

[00:21:03] Where you keep your gmail's like emails. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to holler at some gmail's all these gmails

[00:21:10] Yeah, and all trying to get some pussy from some Jesse from some gmail's

[00:21:17] Was a guy's name Sergei brin Sergei brin. Yeah. Yeah, I bet he felt so gay

[00:21:25] I felt it when his wife fucked that is a very funny name Sergei. Yeah

[00:21:32] Sir that sounds like that should be that should be Elton John's name that should be his name Sergei

[00:21:37] Sergei Sergei John

[00:21:47] That that's funny. Yeah, there's there you go. There's your joke for there. We go. Yeah is Elton Elton Musk

[00:21:56] Elton Musk you imagine that sex with Sergei John just gay Elon Musk. Yeah, and he's like

[00:22:03] What if we had an electric car that you could plug into your ass

[00:22:14] You know, yeah, maybe you could say something like that Elton Musk

[00:22:18] Fox Sergei Brin's wife. Yes, it's like Sergei Brin more like Sergei Elton John

[00:22:26] Sir yeah

[00:22:28] Um

[00:22:30] Was his wife's name was let's look that up. Yeah, I'll look it up. Don't worry. Why don't you just you talk to the crowd for a minute?

[00:22:37] Well, I

[00:22:38] Well, I look this up Elton John's wife

[00:22:43] I'll look it up you you want to you okay?

[00:22:46] The people here they want to hear from you and you just like fill them in on what's going on with you lately

[00:22:51] What's been going on with me? I went to the beach this weekend was nice. I think I got a slight sunburn about everything else

[00:22:58] Where's going well on my penis really no my shoulders

[00:23:05] You always forget the shoulders. Yeah, okay, so Sergei Brin's company is called alphabet

[00:23:10] Incorporated and after after being cucked by Elon. He's gonna have to change the name of the company to bait a bet

[00:23:16] Yeah, that's true. Yeah, or Sigma whichever one that one is I

[00:23:20] Think Sigma is like you're like you don't even exist on the

[00:23:24] In the alphabet you're like fucking psycho

[00:23:28] You're like the Joker. Okay. I googled Elon Musk

[00:23:36] He's really I mean Shane Gillis said this last week when we were on Matt and Shane, but he really is in the news

[00:23:44] Yeah, quite a bit. They were really trying to well. He's gonna get something to stick

[00:23:49] He's the richest man in the world. Well, yeah, but it's always like a gossip

[00:23:52] This is what you want to talk about it's him saying I don't have time for sex

[00:23:56] I don't know. Yeah, he says he hasn't had sex in ages frowny face

[00:24:00] The richest man in the world feels it necessary to post that, you know, I think that's kind of

[00:24:07] Billionaire rubbish's report of alleged liaison with Nicole Shanahan

[00:24:12] The partner of his longtime friend Sergei Brin

[00:24:16] Nicole

[00:24:17] she

[00:24:19] and she and a hand she and a

[00:24:23] Shannon

[00:24:24] she and a hand hands

[00:24:26] She had a hand to her in a handful of cum

[00:24:30] I don't know. I got nothing on that. Sorry

[00:24:34] Nicole

[00:24:35] Nicole train

[00:24:37] Yeah, it sounds like Nicole John the culture Elton John the Coltrane Elton John the

[00:24:42] Sergey John the Coltrane who is this Sergey Elton John the Coltrane Shanahan? Mm-hmm. Okay. There you go

[00:24:48] I think we're good on the Elon Musk. Yeah, I think we got his ass. So what's the next story you want to come next story?

[00:24:55] The famous

[00:24:57] Madam Gellaine Maxwell has been transferred to on low security for the prison where apparently she can enjoy movies and yoga

[00:25:06] Yeah, I like that what I like about Gellane's name is the S's silent. Yeah

[00:25:10] the S the S standing for the

[00:25:13] the second grader that she has

[00:25:16] tied up in her basement. Yeah is silent

[00:25:20] the

[00:25:21] Gellaine Maxwell can enjoy movies yoga after transfer to a low security Florida prison. So I guess people are mad about that

[00:25:29] Yes, people are incensed. Yeah, I think that very least

[00:25:33] What the trade-offs should be she's allowed to do yoga, but she has to do it nude and it's a broadcast into my pants

[00:25:40] Directly in front of my penis. Yes. There's a screen in front of my penis. It gets to watch

[00:25:45] Gellaine Maxwell do yoga moves

[00:25:49] And but she feels like a real downward dog in prison

[00:25:53] After being arrested from less than children. Well, she just assisted in the mall station. Let's let's not yeah

[00:26:02] Let's not you know now that we have this insurance policy. They call her the baby cobra the way she

[00:26:07] strangled and and victimized those babies. Yes

[00:26:16] Her new home will be widely different to then the conditions Maxwell allegedly suffered in Brooklyn

[00:26:22] Where she complained about sharing a tiny cell with rats having maggot-infested meals and being put through torturous treatment by the guards

[00:26:31] So now she is back in Florida the scene of the crime many people are saying yeah

[00:26:36] Where what's the angle on this joke you want to have?

[00:26:42] Do you probably want to we want to mock people that are upset I guess that's yeah

[00:26:48] Like you know, we don't have that the prison. Yeah, she is in the eating the maggots

[00:26:52] We don't have cruel and unusual punishment here regardless of what the crime is so you shouldn't be upset regardless of heinous the crime is a

[00:26:59] Big-breasted woman should never

[00:27:01] You know damn she really did a big old thing so much. She had she had huge tits that made

[00:27:08] Literally, I would let her out of jail if it were me if the high high court of me and Steve Harvey

[00:27:15] Yeah, and we had the debate whether she stays in jail or not and he said she did what yeah, and you said look at the look of them

[00:27:23] Things yeah look at those big old hooters. Yeah, they say she's a big flappy slappiest

[00:27:29] It's issues of pedophile, but then titties ain't a pedophile

[00:27:32] That that's for sure my brother. Yeah popular activities also include also babies love titties

[00:27:38] That's like they're that's the bank for them that was the source of the honey pot operation

[00:27:44] Yeah, she was waving her titties. Yeah in fact in her prison yoga class. They call her the cat cow

[00:27:52] Mm-hmm, she's got pussy and big old milk tits. Oh

[00:27:55] They the the new or the peaceful warrior go ahead. Sorry the New York Post speculates the yoga is likely of particular

[00:28:03] Interest to the madam who has helped teach the ancient art before

[00:28:08] she was once a

[00:28:10] genuine in kind

[00:28:12] She Gellaine Maxwell is a genuine and kind fellow inmate

[00:28:20] According to some of her cellies. Yeah

[00:28:23] Um warrior two warrior three. I'm trying to remember the other

[00:28:29] downward dog

[00:28:31] Shavasama

[00:28:33] Lord of the dance upward plank. Yes

[00:28:38] Sorry, excuse me. I just have I have vegetables coming out of me

[00:28:43] For limb staff pose cobra pose

[00:28:47] Triangle pose

[00:28:48] Child's pose that's child's pose. Yeah. That was really sitting there. Yeah

[00:28:52] Yeah, yeah, they're in prison in the prison system. They say that the

[00:28:58] Gellaine's favorite yoga position is the child's pose

[00:29:02] When it's especially when it's in front of a camera at gunpoint

[00:29:09] That's yeah, that's I think I think you try that one out. See if you like that. See how it feels. Um

[00:29:15] All right, which is what Gellaine said

[00:29:17] Disgraced madam Gellaine Maxwell can enjoy movies and yoga after transferring to low security, Florida prison

[00:29:24] According to fellow inmates her favorite yoga pose is the child's pose

[00:29:30] Which she often practices at gunpoint in front of a camera

[00:29:34] Especially when the child is posing at gunpoint especially when the child is posing at gunpoint in front of a camera

[00:29:41] Yeah, why don't you try to get just a little slower?

[00:29:44] Disgraced former madam Gellaine Maxwell can enjoy movies and yoga

[00:29:50] after transferring to a low security Florida prison

[00:29:55] According to fellow inmates her favorite pose is the child's pose

[00:30:01] Especially when the child

[00:30:03] What is that? Oh, you got an email especially when the child is

[00:30:06] Held at gunpoint is posing at gunpoint in front of a camera

[00:30:21] Great dude, I think you nailed it. Thanks, man. I think that was like a perfect

[00:30:26] Yeah, I got I'm working on the smugness. I'm working on the bills bill Mars smugness

[00:30:30] Actually speaking of bill more bill Mars back in the news. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yes

[00:30:35] Um, according to oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm Chicago for four days. Oh, yeah, bill. Mer. Oh, yeah. Yeah good guy

[00:30:41] Somebody is somebody at the show's Canadian one of the guys at the show

[00:30:44] I said something on stage and afterwards you guys golly. He's a golly. Yeah, so that's like that's the downhome

[00:30:51] Midwestern Hospital they were used to as you just you yeah, you say stuff like that

[00:30:57] You raise a big bitch daughter off macaroni and cheese. Oh a big old bitch daughter

[00:31:03] The documents author is using the page list format

[00:31:08] Bill mar years for the days of old were when James Bond was allowed to have as much sex as with as many hot women as he wanted to

[00:31:16] The host of HBO's real time thinks that the timeless character's essence has been emasculated

[00:31:22] By the woke world that we live in is there even a new James Bond movie out? I think it was the last one

[00:31:29] Oh, he finally got around to seeing it and now he's talking about James Bond. Yeah

[00:31:33] On DVD for 18 months dude the news takes a little while to get to bill

[00:31:40] You know he like just lives on his set

[00:31:42] He's like a little trailer that he lives in his set. I if I remember correctly was right by the Grove

[00:31:50] See it was at CBS studios

[00:31:52] They call him the Grover they call him the Grover because he's blue and he's

[00:31:56] And he is very blue because his economy is very blue. Yeah, he lives by the girl too hot for TV

[00:32:02] Yeah, he said this was back in the day when James Bond was allowed to like fuck hot chicks

[00:32:07] You know how they've really pussified him more said it's so pathetic Bond

[00:32:13] Literally takes his girlfriend and daughter on a mission to save the world

[00:32:16] He practically stops off at Target to buy tampons on the way to the underground lair

[00:32:21] In fact, they're casting Bill Maher in his own James Bond movie called tomorrow never shuts the fuck up

[00:32:27] That's true. Yeah, I think he's gonna play James Bond

[00:32:31] He said because the woke world that we live in

[00:32:35] Back in the day dr. Christmas and Denise Richards was hotter than the Sun and she still is

[00:32:41] But also a brilliant scientist, which is just like you looked at her and went that's not really possible

[00:32:49] That's pretty badass. He's talking about he's talking about what he wants it to go back to the days of

[00:32:56] Darks are Christmas Jones

[00:32:58] Who I believe was from the world is not enough. There was a terrible movie. It was one of the worst ones

[00:33:04] Yeah, yeah, but I remember it's a nuclear bomb and a bunch of oil pipeline something she played a nuclear

[00:33:12] Physicist, yeah, I believe yeah, and then the big joke at the end was that

[00:33:17] That he made her he gave her a multiple orgasm. He said I guess Christmas comes twice

[00:33:24] Yeah, that was the big

[00:33:27] Joe capture. I think that's how bad the writing in that movie got is it it's literally the character from dumb and dumber

[00:33:33] Yes. Yeah. Yeah, the Lisa Richards played Lloyd Christmas in the world is not enough

[00:33:41] She drove around in a giant dog fan. Yeah

[00:33:45] Yeah

[00:33:46] Yeah, dumb thing to complain about to this is this is James Bond movie bill is not he is not censoring himself

[00:33:54] And that's the bill that we know and we love

[00:33:56] And to be honest with you, you may say it's dumb. I consider him to be a colleague and I support his right up to say it

[00:34:03] Yeah, yeah, maybe I forgot that we're trying to get him on the show. We are

[00:34:07] Actively trying to get him on the show. It's just I feel like he's kind of violated. You know, this is a liberal show

[00:34:15] Who are his people? He's he's stepping a little out of line. Do we have IMDB pro? I have IMDB pro

[00:34:22] As a producer I have it. What do you need me to look up? Who are his agents?

[00:34:27] IMDB bill

[00:34:32] I'll get this for you in a second. Why don't you why don't you spin the topic?

[00:34:35] Tell us what you want to hear next. Oh, he's that CIA

[00:34:38] Why don't you why don't you go keep going?

[00:34:41] Well, no Nick we can we can parlay this very easily. Oh, yeah, Bill Martin

[00:34:46] What do you want to talk? What do you want to talk about?

[00:34:47] What did you want to say about the Bill Martin? Which because my angle was wrong? I'm sorry

[00:34:50] So what do you know? No, no, I think that it is truly incredibly gay of him to be upset about this guy. Yeah

[00:34:58] But the correct gay is good now gay is good. Yeah, yeah

[00:35:02] I

[00:35:03] Bill Mars says James one has gone soft over the years and

[00:35:09] Panera bread gay is good gay is good. Yeah, yeah, they have that on the sign up front now if you're gay

[00:35:16] That's good. Yeah rainbow font happy pride from Panera don't even say pride anymore. They just use the rainbow font

[00:35:23] It's just a rainbow font. It'll be like mm get your batteries here a radio shot

[00:35:27] But gay in a gay way in a gay way. Yeah, and find it a gay way. It's it's for truck months but gay but gay. Yeah

[00:35:37] Yeah, we're having a special

[00:35:40] Event yeah, no Toyota they they had an added they just released a picture of a Tacoma but on the on the

[00:35:47] the

[00:35:49] Liftgate on the back of the truck. There was just an asshole. Oh

[00:35:53] Oh, it just had a rainbow colored asshole that they've dropped under the my grandpappy. He would have never

[00:36:01] expected the world that

[00:36:04] you know

[00:36:05] that he could never see

[00:36:07] Where man's asshole could be popular featured on the back of a toy on the you saying you're he was gay and

[00:36:15] Who knows? I mean he didn't really even have the option. Yeah, you know, he could have made a choice

[00:36:20] Okay, so the angle you want to take on this is that we are anti-billmar for saying no

[00:36:25] I think we are supporting Bill Maher and saying James Bond has gone soft. I like my James Bond hard. Yeah, and I like the girls

[00:36:36] To be dead

[00:36:38] To be to be raped and murdered. Yeah, it's it's I mean we talked about this a lot but bill, you know

[00:36:45] The first girl he fucks in every one of those movies. She always dies. Yeah

[00:36:50] Yeah

[00:36:51] now, you know

[00:36:54] You can't even fuck a woman then have her killed by her

[00:36:58] You know arch villain sort of bothering me. I was sitting behind an Indian woman who kept eating her own earwax on the plane

[00:37:04] That's true. Yeah

[00:37:07] And it's been upsetting me all morning

[00:37:10] That's that's truly disgusting. It was bad

[00:37:14] Yeah, it was really bothering me and I can't get out of my head

[00:37:17] And that's like that's sort of that's gonna be like my contribution to the me to movement

[00:37:23] You're gonna me to yourself. No, I'm just saying that hat I witnessed that

[00:37:28] Yeah, do you remember when do you remember when like people were posting like hot girl month or whatever?

[00:37:33] And then I was finding the fat women replying to it with pictures of themselves and I was replying them being like excuse me

[00:37:39] But you're ruining hot girl

[00:37:42] Now you're ruining this ma'am

[00:37:45] ma'am

[00:37:47] That was fun. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah, it was fun when there for ten minutes women thought that they can post

[00:37:54] pictures that we could beat off to as a response to toxic masculinity

[00:38:02] Feel like they really walked in on that one and this looks to a new segment called Adam's

[00:38:08] Adams love chat where you speak directly to the female community and

[00:38:13] And you tell them, you know, it's like, you know how Steve Harvey does that

[00:38:17] Act like a man think like a man. Yeah, he tells women how to think and act

[00:38:22] So let's have you as a sensitive someone who's in touch in touch with their sensitive feminine side

[00:38:28] Yeah, what advice you want to give women?

[00:38:31] Mm-hmm, and you're so you're telling them now how to think and behave. Well, what's going on with what?

[00:38:36] Let's find a it's not about giving women advice what I'd like to do is give men advice

[00:38:41] And I'd like to tell them to act like a woman and think like a bitch

[00:38:46] you know and so

[00:38:48] therefore like

[00:38:50] We get in a lot of trouble, right? I was fellas. We don't listen

[00:38:55] Yeah, you know they're talking talking talking talking

[00:38:59] We're looking at our phones trying to check that you know the score of the game which we're not allowed to see

[00:39:05] Because it's date night, you know

[00:39:08] but

[00:39:09] But instead I just hear the joke about a

[00:39:12] The death couple no and the wife says a husband you're never looking at my hands

[00:39:19] Right

[00:39:21] You know you never yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:39:24] I wish women could sign with their tits. That would be cool. That is pretty kind of wave them in different ways

[00:39:30] Yeah, one of them does like circles are up and down. Yeah, you need big flappy slappies. Yeah

[00:39:35] Do that right you would have to be like one of the guys that directs planes at the airport

[00:39:40] Like with your cones. Yeah, but with big tits with tassels

[00:39:46] Yes, that'd be cool. Maybe I maybe you could get the deaf community to listen to listen to women if they were doing that

[00:39:51] Yeah, yeah, I wonder

[00:39:55] Yeah, but what we have to do is start thinking like a bitch, you know, yeah

[00:39:59] We got to put our mind our minds in the bodies of a bitch and put the bitches brain inside of our bodies

[00:40:08] Okay, and what would that look like it would look like you know

[00:40:12] And when they start yapping we come up with some even more inane bullshit

[00:40:18] That's even more boring. Yeah, let's see how they like it

[00:40:22] So I'm like a woman and I'm like who are you tech you're texting other girls. I know you are yeah

[00:40:26] And what would you say and then I'd talk about you know a really funny story that I'm trying to get out that has

[00:40:34] Absolutely no point

[00:40:36] you know or like

[00:40:38] When we're watching a movie together. Yeah, and they're like

[00:40:43] You know they say something like oh

[00:40:45] Like, you know, why is this going on and we naturally want to be like what movie any movie James Bond and he's raping a woman

[00:40:54] Yeah, yeah, they're like why is James Bond raping a woman?

[00:40:58] Yeah, you know, so what we could say is like we know that that question is coming

[00:41:02] Yeah, and so we have to ask an even more inane question before they even have a chance

[00:41:07] Yeah, so we say like why is this movie called James Bond?

[00:41:11] Right, right so they can't interrupt the movie for us. We interrupted for them

[00:41:15] So before the question comes you asked good the dumbest question. Yeah, it's an even dumber question, right?

[00:41:20] Yeah, oh why why does he have a gun?

[00:41:22] Yeah, you know, how come there aren't any British people names James Bond, right?

[00:41:27] Yeah, you would think that would be the most popular name there. Exactly. Yeah, yeah

[00:41:32] And then they really have to think on that so they can't ask us like

[00:41:37] You know, whatever. Oh

[00:41:39] Does does he know that that's the bad guy?

[00:41:43] Probably not in flaming. Yeah, he inflamed. That should be in finance's name

[00:41:47] Yeah, he should go by that name and he should write spy and you imagine if Ian Fide dance wrote James Bond

[00:41:55] Oh my god

[00:41:57] He was just a guy who just wanted to have a good time with everybody and he got along with everybody

[00:42:02] Yes, and you know, he worked for the British government and the Russians said they had a fucking bomb

[00:42:08] So they sent him over there and he was like guys. Let's just fucking why don't we do a pod?

[00:42:12] Hear me out. We do a pod. We do a pod

[00:42:14] I can do a podcast together and then we get lunch and we talk about sobriety. Yeah

[00:42:20] And we all have a really good time. Yeah, and we post

[00:42:24] Content. Yeah, you know, we post every single moment is everything is going on Instagram stories all-gram live every single stories

[00:42:32] Yeah, yeah, like you really is like he's like a mom or an aunt. He really is on. He's like, okay

[00:42:38] Say cheese everyone. It's time for a selfie. We're doing pictures

[00:42:42] We're doing pictures. Let's get everyone in front of the restaurant. We're doing pictures

[00:42:48] Dude, I was sitting at a diner was telling you earlier, but I forgot to finish

[00:42:53] I was sitting sitting next to these two like

[00:42:57] Long Island women at this diner. Yeah, one is like crying, right? Right and

[00:43:03] I see your like reach for pill bottles. She pops a pill. We're at the diner

[00:43:08] They're like what do you want to drink? She's like do you have rosé and they were like, I guess maybe we're gonna try to find some

[00:43:14] And she's like I'm just gonna be drunk today

[00:43:20] And so she's like it's okay, baby. It's okay, and then I'm just gonna be drunk

[00:43:25] I'm just gonna be drunk. It's fucking 9 a.m. Yeah, it was like it was like literally yeah

[00:43:29] It was like 9 30 a.m. We're a diner. She's warning rosé and I was like, okay

[00:43:33] I'm a religious list not listen to my girlfriend just listen to these women the entire time

[00:43:37] That's awesome and then so what I could from what I could tell she was the she was the side bitch

[00:43:43] Right and the guy like she's like I don't understand it. He keeps blocking my number

[00:43:49] He keeps changing my name in his phone. I don't understand what's going on and

[00:43:55] You know like why like cuz we have like the deepest we have the best conversations and

[00:44:01] He truly like he says to me. He wants to be with me, but you know like every second time I text him

[00:44:07] My numbers blocked and then

[00:44:10] So they were like, you know what it is

[00:44:12] We finally had it out last night and he said to me the reason why he can't leave his girlfriend and be with me

[00:44:18] It's because he's scared

[00:44:20] He is scared of her because she is truly a psychopath and I was just like sitting there

[00:44:25] I was like this guy is just getting away with

[00:44:30] This guy is James Bond. Yeah, he's like the reason is John actually afraid of her. Yeah

[00:44:35] Actually she's scared of me because she's terrifying. Yeah, anyways, make sure you swallow this time

[00:44:41] I don't want any come on my pants so my wife doesn't see it

[00:44:45] Make sure you make sure you keep your slime a hand off my pants. I don't want to explain the saliva stains

[00:44:52] Oh my god, and those girls were amazing. They had the worst plastic surgery like fake lips

[00:44:58] They're going through the guy's girlfriends Instagram

[00:45:00] They're like what even is this and the girls like I like like peeped over because obviously I was just eavesdropping and like

[00:45:07] The girls clearly better looking than this girl. She's like much better looking. They're like, what are those lips?

[00:45:13] Like what is that tan? So you got this just like have to look over

[00:45:16] I was sitting next to her at like the at the counter at a time. I think you were in the booth behind

[00:45:22] No, no, no, no, that would that would have been psycho. No, we were sitting at a counter

[00:45:25] We were like sitting at your head with your snickering just sneaking your head over the top of the booth to stare at the

[00:45:31] And then my girlfriend like she like kept like looking over at me

[00:45:34] She's like, I wish I could listen. I wish you could can you change seats with me? I was like, no, I want to listen

[00:45:38] I'll tell you about this later. Uh-huh, but yeah, they're the best. I'm just gonna be I'm just gonna be drunk today

[00:45:45] Dude, I love those girls. Yeah, so that's what you got to think like a bitch

[00:45:48] You know, you got to listen to conversations like that. You got to start acting that way, you know

[00:45:52] You got to tell the girl who you're cheating on your girlfriend with that

[00:45:56] You can't leave your girlfriend because you're afraid of her and surprise twist we find out the girl she was bitching to also fucking that guy

[00:46:04] Yeah, totally. Yeah, 1,000 percent. Yeah, you're so much prettier than her

[00:46:13] It's funny that people actually do that. Oh my god. Yeah, can you imagine if like

[00:46:18] You were like first of all, I don't think that would work like if her guy was like, yeah, I'm fucking this girl

[00:46:25] But she won't leave her boyfriend for me. You're from and be like, that's awesome. Yeah, that's

[00:46:30] So cool, so you don't have to like do anything. Yeah, you have to do nothing. You don't have to do shit

[00:46:35] Yeah, I texted I thought of the obligatory. How's it going? Probably wait. She my number was blocked

[00:46:41] I didn't even have the the text didn't even go through. Yeah, she just wants me to fuck her. Yeah. Yeah, it's awesome

[00:46:47] All she wants is to fuck me and then I'll talk to me

[00:46:52] I can just spend the entire day drunk at a diner. Yeah, she just you know, she just she just gets to annoy her boyfriend

[00:46:59] Yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna be drunk today. Right and now let's go through his instagram and then you and my friend go

[00:47:05] You're so much hotter than him

[00:47:09] There's so much hotter than this guy. You're so much hotter. You're so much hotter than him. Dude, you're way hotter than him

[00:47:15] Mm. Dude. I love those girls. Yeah, I can change them. I'm just gonna be drunk today. I'm just gonna be drunk tonight

[00:47:23] She's like just doing Xanax ordering rosé at a diner

[00:47:28] They're like, I think we have some I'm not sure. Yeah, it's like it's funny to imagine she didn't even have a hard night

[00:47:33] She just woke up. Yeah, and that was just her morning. She was getting started. Oh 100%

[00:47:39] Yeah, so we'll put that in the monologue is drunk long island women

[00:47:41] Yeah, it was just drunk bitches that I saw at a diner

[00:47:45] Yeah, Maxwell Maxwell can enjoy movies in prison. So what movies do you think she's watching in there despicable me too?

[00:47:52] Yeah, she's definitely catching up on minions. She's uh

[00:47:56] Look who's talking perhaps, you know, the baby. Yeah. Yeah, it's where the babies are really smart baby geniuses perhaps. Yeah. Yeah, uh, baby movies

[00:48:07] boss, baby boss, baby. Yeah, where it's like, you know

[00:48:12] it's like uh

[00:48:14] The sex slave at little st. James. She's probably watching toddlers in tiara's. She's probably watching that. Yeah

[00:48:20] She's probably watching. Uh, what was the Netflix pedophile show everyone got mad about it was like chubby's or something

[00:48:27] Or cutie's was that it? Oh, yeah, it was just sexy kids. Yeah. Hey cutie's on Netflix

[00:48:33] Is that you you definitely got to feel like you definitely got a I'm feeling lucky that search

[00:48:51] This is the trailer

[00:48:53] I don't know, I think it's like doo-doo or or kaka I think it's either doo-doo or kaka. Oh, so it's portion brazilian portuguese

[00:49:10] Don't do the Kak-a-bu-piti

[00:49:12] Don't do a Signs

[00:49:15] Do you do the Kak-a-bu-p-piti, pri e pus

[00:49:18] Pii phu phu phu, ash

[00:49:21] Yeah!

[00:49:21] What a ridiculous sounding language per school

[00:49:24] Kak-a-piii phu phu

[00:49:25] It sounds like a deaf person speaking Russian

[00:49:29] Or like a deaf Russian speaking in Spanish

[00:49:31] That is what it sounds like

[00:49:34] massage

[00:49:35] do pose

[00:49:36] Yeah, doing lightsaber noises.

[00:49:39] I don't understand.

[00:49:48] I knew nothing about this show.

[00:49:50] I just saw the stink all over social media.

[00:49:53] And I assumed it was like a documentary about some kind of beauty pageant for kids.

[00:49:59] But this seems to be just a regular dramatic show about preteen girls that form like a

[00:50:03] dance group.

[00:50:04] Oh, that's what it was about.

[00:50:05] So it's not really, I mean, I guess the target audience would probably be preteen girls.

[00:50:10] And then you can say, yeah, but pedophiles are also going to watch it.

[00:50:12] And it's like, well, yeah, but that applies to everything with children in it.

[00:50:17] It is very funny to imagine pedophiles just watching Barney.

[00:50:20] They're like, this is my favorite one.

[00:50:24] Yeah, they're like, he is such a G, dude.

[00:50:26] He's such a pimp.

[00:50:27] He's a monster and he gets to hang out.

[00:50:29] He's a fucking monster.

[00:50:31] He's a fucking monster.

[00:50:33] Barney.

[00:50:34] Do that.

[00:50:35] Dude, be a big gay monster.

[00:50:36] Dude, Barney is a fucking monster.

[00:50:38] All right.

[00:50:39] Now clean up my house, bitch.

[00:50:40] That's what he says to kids at the end of every episode.

[00:50:42] Now you got to clean all this shit up.

[00:50:47] You had your fun.

[00:50:48] Now clean up.

[00:50:49] Yeah.

[00:50:50] It's time to fucking clean me.

[00:50:51] He makes those little fuckers clean up clean up.

[00:50:55] So what movie would Geline Maxwell be watching?

[00:50:59] The green child.

[00:51:01] The green child.

[00:51:02] Yeah.

[00:51:03] What are the most popular movies out now?

[00:51:10] I saw a new movie this weekend, actually.

[00:51:13] I saw Jordan Peele's nope.

[00:51:16] Yeah.

[00:51:17] Yeah.

[00:51:18] But that could be.

[00:51:19] Yeah.

[00:51:20] And she saw a movie called, Do You Want To Fuck Anyone Over the Age of Thirteen?

[00:51:25] Colin Nope?

[00:51:26] Nope.

[00:51:27] Yeah.

[00:51:28] That was one of the movie's Geline Maxwell.

[00:51:29] That's probably one of the movie.

[00:51:31] Yeah.

[00:51:32] What are some other movies that are out now that maybe Geline Maxwell could want to watch?

[00:51:43] Top Gun.

[00:51:46] Stop running.

[00:51:49] Stop running away from the compound.

[00:51:53] Yeah.

[00:51:54] Stop running.

[00:51:55] Fuck.

[00:51:56] Top Gun Madam, Top Gun Side Chick, Top Gun Madam.

[00:52:03] No, I got nothing on Top Gun.

[00:52:06] What are the other top new releases?

[00:52:09] Let's see here.

[00:52:10] Jurassic World.

[00:52:12] There's a movie called The Grey Man with Ryan Gosling.

[00:52:21] Ethan Hawkes Blackfone.

[00:52:23] Why isn't there a movie called Wild Bornography?

[00:52:26] You know?

[00:52:27] That would be nice.

[00:52:28] Because then I would be like, oh yeah, she's actually watching Child Pornography.

[00:52:34] Liam Neeson stars in Wild Pornography.

[00:52:36] Oh yeah.

[00:52:37] I bet Geline's watching that movie.

[00:52:40] Well, it could be one of the like born child porn supremacy.

[00:52:46] Yeah.

[00:52:47] Child porn supremacy.

[00:52:48] Yeah.

[00:52:49] Yeah.

[00:52:50] The original tomato, the child porn.

[00:52:54] If I watch all of the Marvel movies, because I've never seen any of them, how long would

[00:52:57] that take?

[00:52:58] Probably.

[00:52:59] Probably take like her entire prison sentence.

[00:53:01] Probably.

[00:53:02] Yeah.

[00:53:03] So she has access to movies.

[00:53:04] I'll watch all of them.

[00:53:05] She could just, she could spend, her, your prison sentence could be you have to get caught

[00:53:09] up on all of the Lord of the Rings bullshit, Harry Potter and all the Marvel movies.

[00:53:14] And then you're out of prison.

[00:53:15] Yeah.

[00:53:16] Yeah.

[00:53:17] If she gets movies, then that's, that, that's a breeze.

[00:53:20] And that's probably more beneficial than getting a degree at this point.

[00:53:23] If you're in prison and you can just watch all the Marvel movies, it'd be better set

[00:53:26] up, certainly better set up than like, you know, which people use to do, which is like

[00:53:31] reading marks and becoming a Muslim.

[00:53:33] No.

[00:53:34] It seems to be like a bad movie.

[00:53:35] That's not going to do shit for you.

[00:53:36] Yeah.

[00:53:37] Unless you're already a famous boxer, I don't think it's going to help you at all.

[00:53:40] No way.

[00:53:41] No, you should just watch all the Marvel movies in prison.

[00:53:43] Yeah.

[00:53:44] You should like know about a fanos.

[00:53:46] Yeah.

[00:53:47] What's this other story you got in here?

[00:53:48] A fan who threw out $175 million in Bitcoin once robot dogs to help dig in.

[00:53:54] A man who accidentally threw away a hard drive with 8,000 bitcoins on it.

[00:53:59] Once he used the robot, robot dogs and artificial intelligence to help him dig through the dump.

[00:54:03] A Bitcoin dog.

[00:54:04] What's the recovery?

[00:54:05] His loss fortune.

[00:54:06] What's his name?

[00:54:07] Fido.

[00:54:08] Like Fido.

[00:54:09] Defido.

[00:54:10] Defido.

[00:54:11] Is that the name of the dog?

[00:54:12] Yeah.

[00:54:13] Spot price.

[00:54:15] Damn.

[00:54:16] Is that the name of the dog?

[00:54:18] Spot price?

[00:54:20] That's a damn.

[00:54:22] The hard drive is worth roughly $175 million.

[00:54:27] Yeah.

[00:54:28] Damn.

[00:54:29] That sounds like one hard drive to find.

[00:54:32] What's the button?

[00:54:36] What?

[00:54:37] Oh, the laughter?

[00:54:39] Yeah.

[00:54:40] Yeah.

[00:54:41] That does sound like a hard drive to find.

[00:54:47] Yeah.

[00:54:48] The hard drive is buried somewhere about as far deep as his dick is going to be buried

[00:54:53] in a woman once he finds that money.

[00:54:56] Some gold chaser.

[00:54:59] He wants to dig up the entire landfill.

[00:55:02] What is it called?

[00:55:03] Gold chaser?

[00:55:04] What is the expression?

[00:55:05] Gold digger.

[00:55:06] Yeah.

[00:55:07] Well, that's James Bond's gold chaser.

[00:55:10] Yeah.

[00:55:11] Yeah.

[00:55:12] A gold chaser would be like a bug chasing guy that also wants money.

[00:55:20] Yes.

[00:55:21] I'm just a gold chaser.

[00:55:23] He wants to get the HIV virus from a rich.

[00:55:28] Why don't they call him Bug?

[00:55:29] Yeah, Bug Diggers.

[00:55:31] Bug Diggers?

[00:55:32] Yeah.

[00:55:33] Is that a bug chaser?

[00:55:34] Yeah, yeah.

[00:55:35] It's like, you're just, you just want me for my aides.

[00:55:39] You're just some bug digging.

[00:55:42] You got some on your phone?

[00:55:44] I got a new headline.

[00:55:45] Oh, sorry.

[00:55:46] It just popped up.

[00:55:49] Pope Francis begs for forgiveness for evil Christians inflicted on indigenous people.

[00:55:56] He was in Canada apologizing for the indigenous first people.

[00:56:00] Humbly begging for forgiveness for Canada's involvement in the...

[00:56:10] Oh, Francis was asking for forgiveness on behalf of Canada.

[00:56:14] On behalf of Canada.

[00:56:16] Said I humbly beg for forgiveness for the evil committed by so many Christians against

[00:56:20] the indigenous people.

[00:56:23] Francis said to a large crowd of indigenous people, some in traditional dress and head

[00:56:28] dress in Mascwex, Alberta.

[00:56:33] The Pope made his apology in a powwow circle.

[00:56:38] A covered ring surrounded by an open space used for traditional dancing and drumming

[00:56:42] circles.

[00:56:44] Round it were TPs campfires.

[00:56:46] About Lill powwow, the rapper.

[00:56:50] That's pretty good.

[00:56:51] He's like, hey, how are you?

[00:56:52] Please stop reaping me.

[00:56:54] I got rewired by my bodyguard.

[00:56:56] Oh, remember that story.

[00:57:01] And we're TPs and campfires and booths labeled mental health and cultural support.

[00:57:08] TP.

[00:57:09] Very close to PP, the name of their house.

[00:57:11] Yeah.

[00:57:12] Yeah.

[00:57:13] Just don't go there.

[00:57:15] They're really asking for it.

[00:57:17] Total paper.

[00:57:18] The toilet paper.

[00:57:19] Yeah.

[00:57:20] The toilet paper, the PP.

[00:57:23] Yeah.

[00:57:27] So what was the angle on that story you wanted to...

[00:57:30] I don't know.

[00:57:31] I just popped up on my phone.

[00:57:35] I thought maybe we could go somewhere with the bug digger.

[00:57:38] Yeah, let's go for this bug digger guy.

[00:57:40] Well, I don't know if really, I thought maybe you won't run with that.

[00:57:45] So this guy being like, you're just after me for my aides.

[00:57:51] Does that do anything for you or no?

[00:57:53] No, that's pretty good.

[00:57:56] Yeah.

[00:57:58] So basically this guy, he wants to give 30% to the workers who help recover and give

[00:58:09] 60 billion in Bitcoin to each resident of new...

[00:58:13] Or 60 dollars in Bitcoin to each resident of the town where he is asking to dig up their

[00:58:21] entire city landfill, of which the city council argues poses a significant ecological risk.

[00:58:31] I got to piss so bad.

[00:58:35] Well a computer nerd that wants to go through the garbage.

[00:58:37] What do they call them?

[00:58:38] The trash pussy.

[00:58:41] That's pretty good.

[00:58:43] Both humans and A, he wants to use both humans and AI powered machines, including Boston Dynamics

[00:58:50] robot dogs.

[00:58:55] And he expects the process to go to take about three years.

[00:58:59] Yeah.

[00:59:00] Boston Dynamics, they got robot dogs that do racist shit for the police and also collect

[00:59:06] the Bitcoin.

[00:59:07] Yeah, they sniff out Vietnamese guys.

[00:59:10] Yeah.

[00:59:11] What's your angle on that?

[00:59:13] What do you want to say with that?

[00:59:15] What's your opinion?

[00:59:16] Let's start with your opinion and then we'll do the joke writing.

[00:59:19] My opinion is like look at this fucking clown.

[00:59:22] What's to dig up an entire city dump.

[00:59:26] You know, right?

[00:59:27] We're supposed to belittle this guy, right?

[00:59:30] But why are you anti-Bitcoin or is this seems like a waste or...

[00:59:33] It just seems very selfish.

[00:59:35] Personally, what I would do is I just wouldn't have thrown the hard drive away in the first

[00:59:38] moment.

[00:59:39] Yeah, that's probably what I would have done as well.

[00:59:40] Yeah.

[00:59:41] I would have kept it in my house.

[00:59:43] Yeah.

[00:59:44] Away from my wife.

[00:59:45] For sure.

[00:59:46] Of course.

[00:59:47] Yeah.

[00:59:48] So, when you're in the industrial cycle, they scramble the hard drives.

[00:59:51] Oh my God.

[00:59:52] Yeah.

[00:59:53] That's a fool me once situation if I've ever heard of.

[00:59:56] You know, I tell you what should be in the landfill is the wife.

[01:00:00] She put her in there.

[01:00:01] Yeah.

[01:00:02] She probably threw the damn thing out.

[01:00:04] Yeah.

[01:00:05] You wouldn't need robot dogs to find her again.

[01:00:06] You want her back.

[01:00:07] No.

[01:00:08] She's put your hand to your ear.

[01:00:09] And you can hear the ocean.

[01:00:11] Listen for complaining.

[01:00:12] Oh, complaining.

[01:00:13] And that's how you know.

[01:00:14] Listen for a bunch of inane questions.

[01:00:16] Yeah.

[01:00:17] I thought it was that her pussy is so gaping wide open and large that you can hear the

[01:00:24] ocean.

[01:00:25] And we'll call this the Adam free and listen up ladies segment.

[01:00:27] Yeah.

[01:00:28] Well, have where you tell when we're actually sorry you tell men how to tell women how

[01:00:31] to act.

[01:00:32] Yeah.

[01:00:33] Yeah.

[01:00:34] I tell men to act.

[01:00:35] What was your theory again?

[01:00:36] They got to be more annoying than they are.

[01:00:38] Okay.

[01:00:39] So that they learn their damn lesson finally.

[01:00:42] Yeah.

[01:00:44] There's so much prettier than her.

[01:00:47] I'm just going to be drunk today.

[01:00:49] Yeah.

[01:00:50] This is that's that's the way they should have if they want to here's a compromise with Bill

[01:00:55] more.

[01:00:56] Keep James Bond the way he is.

[01:00:58] Right.

[01:00:59] Give equal screen time to the women that he's fucking right.

[01:01:02] So there should be a 20 minute scene in every James Bond movie.

[01:01:06] Mm hmm.

[01:01:07] One of these women is just at a long island diner with their friend.

[01:01:10] Right.

[01:01:11] And she fucked James Bond.

[01:01:12] And I was born.

[01:01:14] And he's and then he gave her a phone number to Texas.

[01:01:16] Yeah.

[01:01:17] And then it's blocked.

[01:01:18] Yeah.

[01:01:19] Bill Mars cycle.

[01:01:20] There's too many diner scenes in the new James Bond movie.

[01:01:26] Nobody wants these diner scenes.

[01:01:27] No one's the same.

[01:01:29] We want to see James Bond's penis going in and out of a bay.

[01:01:36] But these fucking woke people.

[01:01:39] Speaking of women, honey boo boo 16 years old defends age gap with her boyfriend, Draylin

[01:01:46] Carswell.

[01:01:47] Yeah.

[01:01:48] Dude, she's in some hot water.

[01:01:51] This honey boo boo.

[01:01:52] Mm hmm.

[01:01:53] It's funny that it's unheard to defend the age gap.

[01:01:55] About the 21 year old.

[01:01:57] Right.

[01:01:58] The picture of them is quite funny.

[01:02:00] Yeah.

[01:02:01] She does just look like honey boo boo at 16.

[01:02:03] Yeah.

[01:02:04] If so.

[01:02:05] I mean, she looks like 10 Dylan.

[01:02:07] Yeah.

[01:02:09] She looks like a shorter girl version of 10 Dylan.

[01:02:13] Yeah.

[01:02:14] Damn, I have to pee so bad, dude.

[01:02:16] Damn, I'm sorry.

[01:02:18] I just got off the road.

[01:02:20] You got for the highway.

[01:02:22] Yeah.

[01:02:23] I mean, I came straight from the airport.

[01:02:25] You came from the airport.

[01:02:26] I came from the highway.

[01:02:27] Yeah.

[01:02:28] Then we hit record.

[01:02:29] Let's see.

[01:02:32] Honey boo boo will undergo weight loss procedure with boyfriend.

[01:02:39] Oh, her boyfriend has gold teeth also.

[01:02:41] Oh, OK.

[01:02:42] Yeah.

[01:02:43] And probably a heart of gold as well.

[01:02:45] Yeah.

[01:02:46] He's dating that monster.

[01:02:48] Yeah.

[01:02:49] Why would it makes you call her the monster?

[01:02:52] Oh, no.

[01:02:53] She's a gross child.

[01:02:55] And so we're anti-honey boo.

[01:02:58] I don't know.

[01:02:59] I don't know.

[01:03:00] I haven't made my mind up yet on this one.

[01:03:02] Oh, OK.

[01:03:03] I'm sorry.

[01:03:04] I don't mean to pressure you.

[01:03:05] I'm just trying to figure out what exactly we're trying to say and what the voice of

[01:03:07] the show should be.

[01:03:09] So if this is going to be an anti-honey boo boo anti-Gelaine Maxwell show, you could

[01:03:16] say, now I tell you, there's one child, the Gelaine Maxwell wouldn't fuck.

[01:03:22] It's honey boo boo.

[01:03:23] Yeah.

[01:03:24] That'd be a good segue.

[01:03:25] Maybe they should send honey boo boo to the island to Epstein's Island because I'll tell

[01:03:28] you exactly what would happen.

[01:03:29] You'd make it sink into the ocean and become some kind of fucked up at land.

[01:03:36] Yeah, that'd be good.

[01:03:37] It'd be good.

[01:03:38] Because she's too fat.

[01:03:39] Because she's too much of a fat 16 year old pig who is coincidentally having sex with

[01:03:45] 21 or whatever.

[01:03:46] Yeah, that's the thing.

[01:03:47] Like honestly, if Gelaine Maxwell is probably pretty jealous of this situation, she's looking

[01:03:51] at it and she's like, look, to get away with fucking a child, all I had to do was pick

[01:03:55] a fat one and be a guy with gold teeth.

[01:03:58] And then the media would ask the child to defend the relationship.

[01:04:03] But because I went after sexy masseuses and brought them on a private jet.

[01:04:09] How about Dr. masseuse?

[01:04:12] Okay, so that's like a book for the girls on the island?

[01:04:17] I guess, yeah.

[01:04:18] Okay.

[01:04:19] Oh, here's a good one.

[01:04:21] Here's a good story.

[01:04:23] Astronauts should not masturbate in zero gravity, says a NASA scientist.

[01:04:28] Astronauts have been warned against masturbating in space over a fierce female astronaut could

[01:04:33] get impregnated by stray fluids.

[01:04:35] Yeah.

[01:04:36] Wow.

[01:04:37] I never thought of that.

[01:04:40] There are strict guidelines over a lone time on board in zero gravity.

[01:04:44] Scientists have warned that even the slightest rouge, the slightest rouge.

[01:04:48] Why'd you say that would be a real space oddity if that happened?

[01:04:52] Yeah, that would.

[01:04:53] Yeah.

[01:04:54] If a little skeet floated over and into a woman's pussy.

[01:04:57] Yeah.

[01:04:58] Major Tom to birth control.

[01:04:59] Yeah.

[01:05:00] Well, I'll tell you if it's my wife up there, her pussy's got a gravitational pull.

[01:05:06] Yeah.

[01:05:07] So, yeah.

[01:05:08] Major Tom to birth control, I'm looking through your ass.

[01:05:13] There's a little piece of cum floating into your pussy.

[01:05:17] Scientists are warning.

[01:05:19] That'd be great for a monologue.

[01:05:20] Yeah.

[01:05:21] That would be really good.

[01:05:22] What about Apollo Square Teen?

[01:05:24] Mm-hmm.

[01:05:25] Apollo Square Teen.

[01:05:26] Is that, that's the Tom Hanks movie?

[01:05:29] Comhanks is starring in Apollo Square Teen.

[01:05:32] NASA, blasta is telling astronauts not, not the NASA you're familiar with.

[01:05:39] The National Association of Seaman answers the National Anti-seaman Association, not

[01:05:51] the space one.

[01:05:52] It's a different NASA that's telling astronauts, telling blastranauts.

[01:05:57] Well, what he says is that he compares sex in zero gravity to having intercourse while

[01:06:03] skydiving.

[01:06:04] He says, well, it's not impossible.

[01:06:07] It's pretty much next to impossible.

[01:06:10] Yeah.

[01:06:11] When asked for comment, Neil Armstrong said, that's one small step for a man, one giant

[01:06:15] load for mankind.

[01:06:16] That'd be good for a monologue.

[01:06:19] Yeah, you put that in there.

[01:06:22] Yeah.

[01:06:23] You put that in there.

[01:06:26] Wow.

[01:06:27] Yeah, what?

[01:06:28] Sex and masturbation in space is a logistical nightmare with problems ranging from floating

[01:06:32] fluids to shrinking manhoods.

[01:06:35] According to astronomer John Millius.

[01:06:38] Millius.

[01:06:39] Wait, John Millius?

[01:06:40] It's not that I'm a nerd.

[01:06:41] It's that space made my dick smaller.

[01:06:46] Said one astronaut whose dick got smaller in space.

[01:06:49] So, wait, does that mean that gravity makes your dick bigger?

[01:06:54] It makes us feel smaller.

[01:06:56] It's being pulled down all the time?

[01:06:57] Yeah, I guess so.

[01:06:59] Yeah.

[01:07:00] I guess so.

[01:07:01] I wonder what my junk would look like up there.

[01:07:03] In space?

[01:07:04] Probably pretty small.

[01:07:05] Yeah.

[01:07:06] You never think about that.

[01:07:08] Those guys are up there with tiny, tiny peckers.

[01:07:12] Trying to learn shit for the rest of us.

[01:07:14] Yeah.

[01:07:15] Trying to do experiments about Will Skeet float across a room into a woman's pussy.

[01:07:19] Yeah, you're not allowed to masturbate in space.

[01:07:23] So maybe you want to throw out some jokes for that.

[01:07:26] I don't know.

[01:07:31] 2001.

[01:07:33] Conan apparently waded into it.

[01:07:37] Let's see what he said.

[01:07:38] He said, does porn work in zero gravity?

[01:07:41] It goes everywhere.

[01:07:45] That's not as funny as that Neil Armstrong line.

[01:07:52] I think you can.

[01:07:53] One giant load for mankind.

[01:07:55] Yeah, one giant load for mankind.

[01:08:03] Yeah.

[01:08:04] When busting Buzz Lightyear said to losing my virginity and beyond, I think it was a

[01:08:12] good thing.

[01:08:15] Yeah.

[01:08:18] That's pretty good.

[01:08:22] Okay.

[01:08:24] Yeah.

[01:08:25] Let's see.

[01:08:27] You're not allowed to.

[01:08:28] What's it called?

[01:08:29] No FAP?

[01:08:30] Yeah.

[01:08:31] No FAP.

[01:08:32] No FAP Apollo 13.

[01:08:34] No FAP Apollo 13.

[01:08:39] Let's see.

[01:08:43] What do they call it again if you don't, like if you're a guy that doesn't bust?

[01:08:48] You're Volcell.

[01:08:50] Volcell?

[01:08:51] Are you finding?

[01:08:55] I'm looking at the comments of what people are saying in the New York Post.

[01:09:00] Can't believe TBBT didn't explore this when Howard Woolworth's went on the ISS considering

[01:09:07] the character.

[01:09:09] The closest they got when Howard asked Bernadette to drop something on it.

[01:09:12] What is TBBT?

[01:09:13] I have no idea.

[01:09:15] Okay, sorry.

[01:09:16] The closest.

[01:09:21] Sorry.

[01:09:22] What's your opinion on this Adam?

[01:09:23] Maybe like we can start with like how you feel about it.

[01:09:28] What you would say if you were an astronaut and they told you, you could say something

[01:09:32] like, you know, I work my whole goddamn life to be a pilot and a math nerd.

[01:09:38] Yeah, and I'm up here and you're telling me I can't beat off.

[01:09:40] I can't jack off.

[01:09:41] Yeah.

[01:09:42] Yeah.

[01:09:43] You know where to stick it.

[01:09:44] Why don't you do one of your rants about that?

[01:09:47] Listen, do rant.

[01:09:49] Here's the thing we think about astronauts.

[01:09:50] We think of their badass cool guys, but they're actually nerds.

[01:09:54] They're nerds that have to stay in shape, right?

[01:09:57] That's what they are, correct?

[01:09:59] And then these fuckers are telling them that after their entire lives are working really

[01:10:05] hard at physics and math and being a being a sick pilot and going into zero gravity,

[01:10:11] but they can't fucking bust up there.

[01:10:14] No, sir, repartner.

[01:10:15] Okay.

[01:10:16] Yes.

[01:10:17] That you're like not today, Satan.

[01:10:21] Okay.

[01:10:22] If I'm up there, I'm gets in mind.

[01:10:24] Now, I know just to interject, I always love that expression.

[01:10:27] Not today, Satan.

[01:10:28] Not today, Satan.

[01:10:29] So what tomorrow then?

[01:10:31] That's good.

[01:10:32] That's a good day.

[01:10:33] That's good.

[01:10:34] I'd love to say that to a church lady fanning herself.

[01:10:37] Yeah.

[01:10:38] Not today, Satan.

[01:10:39] So then what?

[01:10:40] So then tomorrow?

[01:10:41] Is then tomorrow.

[01:10:42] It should be like, damn, you right.

[01:10:43] Yeah.

[01:10:44] You're right.

[01:10:45] Not tomorrow, Satan.

[01:10:46] We should do a segment where we bring on a middle-aged black lady and just make, we just

[01:10:50] say, we argue with her.

[01:10:52] Where you have an argument.

[01:10:53] You can argue with her.

[01:10:55] Everything she thinks you can just contradict.

[01:10:57] Yeah, it could be like what the fuck was that on?

[01:10:58] Yeah, what does that mean?

[01:10:59] Yeah.

[01:11:00] So you believe in ghosts, or something?

[01:11:02] Yeah, exactly.

[01:11:03] Yeah.

[01:11:04] I'm going to get mine.

[01:11:05] What is yours?

[01:11:06] What is yours?

[01:11:07] What's getting yours?

[01:11:08] What does that even mean?

[01:11:09] Yeah.

[01:11:10] What does that mean?

[01:11:11] What do you think you're entitled to?

[01:11:12] That's a good question.

[01:11:14] Yeah.

[01:11:15] And then she's going to say, government programs.

[01:11:17] Is that what she's going to say?

[01:11:20] No.

[01:11:21] You can even, you can cut her off and be like, I know what you're going to say, government

[01:11:24] programs.

[01:11:25] Government programs.

[01:11:26] Yeah.

[01:11:27] The defense contracts.

[01:11:28] Yeah.

[01:11:29] You know how they give black women the joint strike for your program?

[01:11:32] That really pisses me off.

[01:11:33] Yeah.

[01:11:34] Let fat black women design the new stealth bomber.

[01:11:37] Why do they give the F-35 to black women?

[01:11:41] They should have.

[01:11:43] Why?

[01:11:44] I mean, listen.

[01:11:45] Yeah.

[01:11:46] There's a lot of pork.

[01:11:47] Just coming in low.

[01:11:48] There's a lot of pork.

[01:11:51] Girl.

[01:11:52] Girl.

[01:11:53] That's pretty good.

[01:11:56] Is that what that movie Fences was about?

[01:12:02] It's Top Gun Maverick, but it's Amopostrophe V-E-R-I-C-K.

[01:12:06] I'm afraid.

[01:12:07] It's just worse.

[01:12:09] I'm not the worst person I've ever had.

[01:12:14] That's so bad.

[01:12:17] Mm hmm.

[01:12:18] All right.

[01:12:21] Let's see.

[01:12:22] Let's see what?

[01:12:27] Okay.

[01:12:28] The TikTok clip that signed this bride's death warrant, Woman 29 is shot dead by her

[01:12:34] ex-husband and murdered suicide after posting video about her divorce and saying she's never

[01:12:40] been happier.

[01:12:42] So I guess a Pakistani American woman.

[01:12:45] Ooh, emphasis on Pakistani in this case.

[01:12:48] Well, I guess they do honor killings.

[01:12:51] But yeah, she did a...

[01:12:53] She did a...

[01:12:54] Is your friend the honor named after honor killings?

[01:12:56] I don't know.

[01:12:57] I think potentially actually.

[01:12:59] Yeah.

[01:13:00] Yeah.

[01:13:01] It'd be funny if somebody killed her and then you could be like, wow, looks like it was

[01:13:04] an honor killing at the funeral.

[01:13:07] Yeah, yeah.

[01:13:08] And then you're not allowed to cagey-grew anymore.

[01:13:09] And then her whole family...

[01:13:10] No, she doesn't run that scene.

[01:13:12] She doesn't run that scene.

[01:13:13] I thought she was gonna run that one.

[01:13:14] I thought she was the one that set the boundaries.

[01:13:18] No, she's just...

[01:13:21] She just lives in the story.

[01:13:23] You're not gonna let her take KGB away from you.

[01:13:25] You can't take it away from your pressure.

[01:13:27] Sean and Steven.

[01:13:28] Is that their bar?

[01:13:29] I think it's kind of their bar.

[01:13:30] Where are the kings of KGB?

[01:13:32] Sean, Steven, Nick Pinkerton.

[01:13:33] You know, all people no one knows on this podcast.

[01:13:36] No, okay.

[01:13:37] Okay.

[01:13:38] She was found by police with a gunshot wound to the back of her head.

[01:13:42] Ooh, execution style.

[01:13:45] The Pakistani-American photographer wrote online that she had never been happier.

[01:13:49] Not to be confused with just shooting a bitch style, which is usually in the chest and stomach.

[01:13:54] Execution style.

[01:13:57] She was killed John Wick style.

[01:14:01] Her husband traveled 710 miles to salvage their marriage after she posted about their divorce

[01:14:11] on TikTok.

[01:14:13] Finally, had your dream South Asian wedding, but end up marrying just another toxic South

[01:14:20] Asian man.

[01:14:22] She said on TikTok.

[01:14:24] So she wanted the arranged marriage and the elephant and all that.

[01:14:29] And then she was surprised to find out that it turns out elephants, they've got problems

[01:14:36] of their own.

[01:14:37] Yeah, it's true.

[01:14:38] What do they do with the elephant after the wedding?

[01:14:39] It just goes back into the jungle.

[01:14:42] Yeah, no, they send it back.

[01:14:44] That's going to be weird to be an elephant.

[01:14:45] Yeah.

[01:14:46] You go back to elephant town and they're like, where were you?

[01:14:47] They're like, dude, I don't even fucking know.

[01:14:49] Dude, I was at an Indian wedding.

[01:14:51] There was all these tiny brown people and they were fucking dancing around me and then

[01:14:55] two of them had they fucked in front of everybody.

[01:14:57] Yeah, they were doing a fucking everyone who was doing choreography.

[01:15:00] Bro, shut up.

[01:15:01] You're a fucking lie, dude.

[01:15:02] No, dude, I'm not fucking making this up at all.

[01:15:04] Fag it.

[01:15:05] You're lying.

[01:15:06] No, dude, I fucking had to carry the wife.

[01:15:07] It's like, first of all, fuck you.

[01:15:08] We're all fat.

[01:15:09] Yeah, that's fucked up.

[01:15:10] How dare you call me fat when we're all.

[01:15:12] Don't make it my thing.

[01:15:14] It's our thing.

[01:15:15] We're all fat.

[01:15:16] Yeah.

[01:15:17] Second of all, I hope it happens to you.

[01:15:19] I hope you get dragged.

[01:15:22] They make it a tiny guy ride you to his wife before he kills her.

[01:15:28] You think he rode an elephant to her house, a killer?

[01:15:33] Yeah, that's how she died.

[01:15:36] Just him wearing a diaper, just riding the elephant all night long, just on the highway.

[01:15:39] Just 710 miles.

[01:15:41] Yeah, pissed off.

[01:15:42] Yeah.

[01:15:43] Just smoking cigarettes.

[01:15:44] He's got a little like sports radio just tied to the elephant's head and he's listening

[01:15:48] to springsteen.

[01:15:49] Yeah.

[01:15:50] Yeah.

[01:15:51] See, going through a divorce as a South Asian woman feels like you failed at life sometimes.

[01:15:57] The way the community labels you, the lack of emotional support you receive, and the

[01:16:02] pressure to stay with someone because of what people will say she had a typo in her post.

[01:16:11] It makes it harder for women to leave marriages.

[01:16:17] That they shouldn't have been in to begin with.

[01:16:20] Well, I had a comparator, maybe clean and check.

[01:16:24] Where their line blown out, she's roaming like.

[01:16:26] Just you know, it's 2 a.m.

[01:16:27] This guy, he's like, I'm going to kill that bitch.

[01:16:31] How dare she say that on TikTok?

[01:16:33] He's just fucking just like changing lanes and he's waving one of the elephants ears.

[01:16:38] You know, you get over the edge.

[01:16:41] This is the one I wanted, not open all night.

[01:16:54] This is badass.

[01:16:55] You're having a look at Nebraska, I'm fucking.

[01:16:57] That's a badass.

[01:16:58] 10 years.

[01:16:59] Do you think he's even been to Nebraska?

[01:17:01] No, of course not.

[01:17:02] He's only been to Israel and yeah, New Jersey.

[01:17:05] Yeah.

[01:17:06] Yeah.

[01:17:07] So what do you want to say about the guy that killed his wife on an elephant?

[01:17:09] Mm.

[01:17:10] Is she an elephant step on her?

[01:17:12] No, no, she was killed execution style.

[01:17:14] You think he did it from the elephant?

[01:17:16] But he did it from the elephant.

[01:17:18] Yeah.

[01:17:19] He slid down the trunk, barks him to the style.

[01:17:21] So badass.

[01:17:22] And shot her in the back of the head.

[01:17:24] What police are calling one of the most badass killings, one of the most badass honor killings

[01:17:30] we've ever seen.

[01:17:32] A man went 710 miles on an elephant to do an honorable killing of his ex-wife because

[01:17:41] she was popping off on TikTok.

[01:17:45] That poor lady.

[01:17:48] According to police reports, the 36 year old traveled from his home in Alfreda, Georgia

[01:17:54] because he was depressing.

[01:17:55] He wanted to salvage the marriage.

[01:17:57] Mm.

[01:17:58] Yeah.

[01:17:59] But he killed his wife and then turned the gun on himself.

[01:18:01] Sounds like an alpha red at deer john letter.

[01:18:04] Yeah.

[01:18:05] And then fucking showed that lady who's B.O.S.S.

[01:18:08] Yeah.

[01:18:09] B.A.W.C.E.

[01:18:10] Oh man.

[01:18:11] That's pretty good.

[01:18:13] An alpha red at deer john letter.

[01:18:14] Yeah.

[01:18:15] Alpha red.

[01:18:16] Yeah.

[01:18:17] It sounds like an alpha red at deer.

[01:18:19] Yeah.

[01:18:20] Yes, no.

[01:18:21] That's pretty good.

[01:18:22] Here we go.

[01:18:23] Oh boy.

[01:18:24] Okay.

[01:18:25] Nick Bryant's going to come on the show.